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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Unlawful

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Speaker 1: Discharge of a Zeider arm Uh. There's a series of

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Speaker 1: crime based short show titles from the one and only

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Speaker 1: Johnny Davis. My name is Jack and you are Miles.

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Speaker 1: Here are some things that are trending right now. We

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Speaker 1: of course have the continued grilling of Katangi Brown Jackson

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Speaker 1: to the Supreme Court nominee who seems like, you know,

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Speaker 1: she's got no fucking reason and not confirm this person

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Speaker 1: no fucking reason. But again, like we talked about in

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Speaker 1: today's episode, they're looking for every reason to try and

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Speaker 1: malign this person to make it look like, you know,

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Speaker 1: she's not fit to serve as a Supreme Court justice.

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Speaker 1: The the funny thing that a lot of people are

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Speaker 1: pointing to was like, prior to these confirmation hearings, like

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Speaker 1: the thing that the GOP is like, this isn't going

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Speaker 1: to be a circus, Okay, Like we're not going to

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Speaker 1: make this a circus. Cut two, the fucking Ringling Brothers

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Speaker 1: Barnum and Bailey Bigotry circus show up when they're fucking

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Speaker 1: clown car and just roll out all the stops they

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Speaker 1: had Lindsay Graham being like, is her let me just

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Speaker 1: play it. Let's just play this fucking clip of Lindsay

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Speaker 1: Graham asking about her faith or whatever to check this out.

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Speaker 1: What faith are you, by the way, question? I am

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Speaker 1: um Protestant, okay, nondenominational, fairly judge a Catholic? Okay. This

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Speaker 1: is when everyone was like, did democrats say that? Did

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Speaker 1: democrats say could you fairly judge a Protestant? When Amy

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Speaker 1: Coney Barrett was being like, questioned, is that his point? Also?

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Speaker 1: Amy Coney Barrett is like part of a very strange

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Speaker 1: sect of the Catholic Church that has sect is very charitable,

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Speaker 1: very yeah, very strange beliefs, and so I don't I

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Speaker 1: don't know. But then he he like turned it into

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Speaker 1: a chance to like grandstand and like stomp out. This

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Speaker 1: is the best part because because everyone was like, that's

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Speaker 1: such a fucking weird question. You're asking somebody who again

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Speaker 1: are able to be fair. They didn't get there because

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Speaker 1: they're fucking, you know, all over the place. But again

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Speaker 1: everyone was like, what kind of question is that? Kat

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Speaker 1: has to gather herself and answer, Senator, I have a

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Speaker 1: record of judging everyone. Can I'm just asking this question

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Speaker 1: because how important is your faith to you? She goes on,

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Speaker 1: She's just so confused, like this isn't germane to anything

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Speaker 1: except your moment. And eventually he like it was in

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Speaker 1: such a huff asking all these like irrelevant questions, he

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Speaker 1: he actually left. He bolted from the stage. Um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: these these tend to be his moments where he gets

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Speaker 1: to yeah, put or scream. But it wasn't working. Then

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Speaker 1: Josh Holly absolutely just fucking further debasing himself, going on

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Speaker 1: this whole tangent about like, oh, you know, the whole

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Speaker 1: thing here is you're soft on child porn. She's soft

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Speaker 1: on child porn is the line of attack that was

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Speaker 1: really coming out today because she was like, you know,

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Speaker 1: her whole thing is like you're you're you're softer on

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Speaker 1: some people who are spreading child porn than another. She's like, well, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm looking at cases and I'm I'm differentiating that

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Speaker 1: there are not every child porn cases the same. And

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Speaker 1: without the senators actually saying what it was, you know,

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Speaker 1: she was mentioned like one in one case, the defendant

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Speaker 1: and that's how they got this person. And in that sense,

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Speaker 1: I determined this person to not be you know, the

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Speaker 1: with the mac someone sentencing. On the other hand, if

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Speaker 1: person exploiting children straight up in their own family, that's

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Speaker 1: a completely different case. And so I look at that

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Speaker 1: as just a person who's generally mortified by such terrible crimes. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: ring the panic alarm, whether Satan or otherwise when you

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Speaker 1: have really nothing on like in terms of the facts.

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Speaker 1: So then then John Cornyn was also trying his best.

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Speaker 1: She's like, you called Donald Rumsfeld and George Bush war criminals,

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Speaker 1: talking about somebody who was being tortured and being detained indefinitely,

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Speaker 1: back to the child porn right, Um, you're soft on crime,

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Speaker 1: right because you have empathy after me, I'm soft on

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Speaker 1: with that. And when he basically couldn't get any gotcha moments,

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Speaker 1: it Donald Rosevelt? And she's like huh And they're like

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Speaker 1: are hell bent on making discrimination like enshrined into law.

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Speaker 1: Question somebody who is so fucking qualified. There's so many

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Speaker 1: people deal with people who are like many like they

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Speaker 1: I like beer over and over again. Yeah, and that

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Speaker 1: like beer. Yeah, I like beer. But he was mad.

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Speaker 1: Hashtag Disney walkout is trending because LGBTQ people and allies

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Speaker 1: out today in protest of Florida's Parental Rights and Education Bill,

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Speaker 1: which is, you know, more colloquially known as they don't

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Speaker 1: say Gay Bill. Yeah, I mean this is after Disney

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Speaker 1: put out that forcible statement that said we're so against

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Speaker 1: the culture within Disney already just being like a very

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Speaker 1: that's Wolfgang, Amadeus Mozart, Okay, that's what they called Mozart

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Speaker 1: we're back, And just like that, they renewed The Sex

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Speaker 1: Thank you. I'm sorry to distinctive assholes. I'm sorry, disgusting assholes,

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