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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season one, Episode three

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Speaker 1: of the Day Side Guys, a production of My Heart Radio.

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Speaker 1: This is the podcast where we take a deep dive

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Speaker 1: into America's shared consciousness and say, officially, off the top,

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Speaker 1: fuck the Coke Brothers and fuck Fox News. Jamie's always

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Speaker 1: so sad to hear me say fun the Coke I

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Speaker 1: think she's a fan. I've been low key black build

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Speaker 1: and I'm pro pro Coke'd be fun. That'd be a

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Speaker 1: fun quarantine Uh fun quarantine storyline? Should we should we

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Speaker 1: start just doing fictional storyland y, Yeah, Charles Coke is

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Speaker 1: my quarantine bay. I read Dark Money and I was

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Speaker 1: actually more impressed than anything. Honestly, it was pretty pretty

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Speaker 1: kind of Actually, Hey guys, it's Wednesday, April one, the

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Speaker 1: day that all people in comedy look forward to every

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Speaker 1: year when when the jokes come out, the funniest things

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Speaker 1: on the Internet happen. Uh, we'll get into that. My

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Speaker 1: name is Jack O'Brien a k Hey, how you Zeke

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Speaker 1: Kats and zittens. This is Big Jackson. Big Jackson Zeke

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Speaker 1: Guys rescue the world's largest second right at home for

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Speaker 1: the day's training, Tweets, news videos, and Netflix reality docu

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Speaker 1: series that is courtesy of hannasim drilled to be joined

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Speaker 1: as always by my co host, Mr Miles Rod. I

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Speaker 1: can't show you the world zoom and Google hangs, only

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Speaker 1: tell me fauci when can we? And this goddamn forlorn

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Speaker 1: tine Corona a new sad, lonely way to be. One

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Speaker 1: can leave their home and only roum alone. I wish

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Speaker 1: we were just streaming Corona. Well, don't you dare close?

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Speaker 1: You're right? He with t P runs the show. Trump

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Speaker 1: says we're in the clear by Easter this year's but

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Speaker 1: we know that Corona World d Corona World ain't through.

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Speaker 1: Keep that almost in the book. Shout out to Sarah

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Speaker 1: Rose two four two for that epic Aladdin hit. I

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Speaker 1: love that part. I love don't you Dare Close your eyes?

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Speaker 1: That's really my face. I'll always say that was gonna say,

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Speaker 1: don't you dare touch your eyes? Oh fuck? I ad

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Speaker 1: lip that part. We're thrilled to be joined in our

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Speaker 1: third seat by our Corona like iced co host Jamie Lafta.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, imagine as I'm guest hosting a second right

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Speaker 1: podkast and I can't help but to hear. No, I

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Speaker 1: can't help but to hear, in exchanging of words, what

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Speaker 1: a crazy pandemic? What a crazy pandemic? Says a miles

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Speaker 1: Grade to Jacoby. Yes, but what a shame, what a shamed?

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Speaker 1: The whole Zeke gang stuck indoors, I Jimy with the

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Speaker 1: habit of people ever heard of obeying the goddamn cor No,

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Speaker 1: it's such better to face these kind of things with

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Speaker 1: a case of hands any nt e P What that

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Speaker 1: got me going? I like to say, I mean the

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Speaker 1: Zite Gang is on one in a way of never

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Speaker 1: seen before. Because this was submitted to me at four am,

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Speaker 1: uh by at TRANSIENTO. Uh really really remarkable stuff. Get

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Speaker 1: very impressed. But also we're a little bit worried about you, guys,

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Speaker 1: but we appreciate it. Nonetheless, we're thrilled to be joined

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Speaker 1: in our fourth seat by today's guests. We've been eagerly

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Speaker 1: awaiting his arrival. I've been wanting to hear from him

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Speaker 1: this whole goddamn quarantine. He is Mr Billy Wayne David. Hey, guys,

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Speaker 1: that was beautiful. I'd prefer Jamie Loftus over Brandon Flowers,

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Speaker 1: and I never thought I would say anything like that.

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Speaker 1: Is that the guy's name? Yeah, his name is Brandon.

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Speaker 1: I have no I just I think as far as

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Speaker 1: got that. Yeah, it's that. It's that vocal quality. It

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Speaker 1: makes you just want toever goddamn door. Now it's fun

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Speaker 1: to do. Wait, that's the killers? Yeah? Oh wait no,

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Speaker 1: wait panic at the disco disc Oh it's Brandon Yuri.

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Speaker 1: That's the chaos Brandon that I think Taylor Swift. Brandon

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Speaker 1: Yury is Taylor Swift's friend. And is that that's panic

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Speaker 1: Brandon Brendan Brendan Brendan Flowers is good. Oh man, wow,

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Speaker 1: see we're all just completely upside down or mixing up

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Speaker 1: killers with panic. It's a stuff. I think the first

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Speaker 1: people to do that, though, I hope not not your mention.

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Speaker 1: What have you been up to? Man? How how's the

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Speaker 1: quarantine been treating you? Ah? I if I'm I haven't

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Speaker 1: noticed the difference in my lifestyle other than I don't

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Speaker 1: like just because you might interact with like the dispensary,

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Speaker 1: guys see the footage of New Yorker's all rushing to

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Speaker 1: distancing at all as they watched. And now apparently we

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Speaker 1: it can go twenty seven feet in the air. So again,

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Speaker 1: more impressed than anything by this coronavirus. It's really putting

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Speaker 1: up numbers, are you guys? Sure? Yeah? Man, hey, were

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Speaker 1: you watching that conro Omaley video to where he was

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Speaker 1: raising awareness for five g It's so good smoking five

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Speaker 1: cigarettes to raise Oh my goodness, I'm sorry. We digress

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Speaker 1: a modern classic. We do digress, all right, Billy. When

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Speaker 1: we're gonna get to know you a little bit better

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Speaker 1: in a moment. First, we're gonna check in with what

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Speaker 1: the two Cuomos. It's Cuomo World because Chris Cuomo got it.

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Speaker 1: He's doing all right though, and Governor Cuomo, uh ken

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Speaker 1: get it because he's got his nips pierced. It would appear. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I love it, love it, love it. This is where

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Speaker 1: we're at. This is where we're at right now as

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Speaker 1: a society. We're all like fever dream looking at a

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Speaker 1: governor's nipples and being like, what do you think, guys, Pierce.

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Speaker 1: He's not a perfect person by any means, but I'm

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Speaker 1: down to form of para social relationship based on that.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean he's rocket. It looked like the

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Speaker 1: work hard and play hard, you guys exactly. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: talk about divorce right, spiking in China. We're gonna talk

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Speaker 1: about Amazon doing some strike busting very cool, very cool,

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Speaker 1: lack of flights and what that's doing to our weather forecasting,

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Speaker 1: which is two things I did not realize we're related.

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Speaker 1: Um and just checking with some myths that people are

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Speaker 1: buying beyond that it's five G causing all this, which

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Speaker 1: could be Actually what's going on and the van go theft?

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Speaker 1: That uh kind of cool. I always like, how are

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Speaker 1: you gonna fence it? Yeah, that is always the question. Crime.

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Speaker 1: I like it, Yeah, but how are you going to

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Speaker 1: sell it? Yeah? It is very well known. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: mean unless somebody I guess they hire you out freelance

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Speaker 1: You know, we're all regretting. I like regrested da Vinci coo.

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Speaker 1: And where do you go find that? Dude? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: That's how art that works. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: think that's right. Like uncut jobs, And we're gonna also

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Speaker 1: check in with some quarrax, some quarantine activities. But first,

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Speaker 1: Billy Wayne, what is something from your search history that's

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Speaker 1: revealing about who you are? Sir? Where does the audio

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Speaker 1: from the zoom go? Huh? That's it's pretty talling recorded

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Speaker 1: behind the bastards last week. That will never be hurt.

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Speaker 1: everyone's learning, I think, just especially in the podcasting world,

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Speaker 1: all things zoom, just that word, the word zoom really

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Speaker 1: it's underrated? Isolation? Isolation is underrated? Yeah, okay, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: you know that A lot of people say, because he

418
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Speaker 1: recently got separated from his partner Sandra Lee from the

419
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:48,639
Speaker 1: Food Network, that maybe he's doing a little super like

420
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 1: power divorce move with his new nipple ring. He's calling

421
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:55,800
Speaker 1: up Giada being like, guess what. Guess what I got?

422
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,520
Speaker 1: And the Tiger King He's like, let's put him. You

423
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:01,560
Speaker 1: got one on your years, I've got one other prams.

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00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 1: It's yeah, uh, all right, let's talk Caroline. Caroline Callaway

425
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:16,400
Speaker 1: dropped an essay on the world a world hungry for it? Jamie,

426
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:21,240
Speaker 1: is this from you? This is I mean Jamie loftus joint.

427
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:25,639
Speaker 1: The headline says it's Caroline Calloway Essay Day, which is

428
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:29,520
Speaker 1: celebrated in my culture. I will allow you to take

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00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:34,160
Speaker 1: it away. So this is um, well, there's I want

430
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:37,280
Speaker 1: to say, it's it's it's dumb by culture. But it's

431
00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 1: more than that. I'll be delivering my full takes tomorrow.

432
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:44,080
Speaker 1: But basically I just want to get zight Gang familiar

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00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:47,760
Speaker 1: so they can prepare. Um, this is your warning. I've

434
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 1: brought her up once on the show and everyone was like,

435
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:52,719
Speaker 1: who is that Okay, jen Xers, here's who she is.

436
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:59,240
Speaker 1: Caroline Callaway is a human woman who has been criticized

437
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:02,720
Speaker 1: heavily for being a scammer. She sort of is, but

438
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 1: also as time goes on, we realized maybe she's actually

439
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 1: a genius. So she she was criticized for giving like

440
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:13,239
Speaker 1: these shitty classes and charging too much money for them.

441
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 1: People were calling her a scammer um in the way

442
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 1: that they criticize all lifestyle people, rightfully so. And then

443
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 1: it escalated to the point where in September of last year,

444
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 1: she became famous by writing these like long Instagram posts

445
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 1: that were about college. I don't know. It was like

446
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 1: not like being in Europe and alive and ship. It

447
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 1: was all very like aspirational Instagram culture as it was

448
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:41,160
Speaker 1: her come up um. And then there's this huge thing

449
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 1: where her friend from college wrote this five thousand word

450
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 1: essay for the Cut. It was so fucking long about

451
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:54,160
Speaker 1: how actually Caroline Callaway didn't write her own Instagram captions.

452
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:57,440
Speaker 1: It was this other woman, Natalie Beach, which is like

453
00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:02,080
Speaker 1: peak just all the white girl names are, so it

454
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 1: wasn't in fact, Natalie Beach. It's Natalie Beach, who's like

455
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:12,240
Speaker 1: aunt runs Oprah magazine or something like weirdly specifically privileged

456
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:16,240
Speaker 1: like that. Um so Natalie writes this long essaying, makes

457
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 1: five thousand dollars doing it and makes all these accusations

458
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 1: about Caroline. Caroline fully leans into it, and it's like, yeah,

459
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 1: call me a scamera. I don't give a ship. And

460
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 1: then we're like, oh no, like I think Caroline Callaway

461
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:32,120
Speaker 1: might be fucking like kind of punk rock. And then

462
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 1: Caroline Callaway endorses Bernie and we're like, okay, I'm even

463
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:39,760
Speaker 1: more on board now. And now Caroline Callaway is finally

464
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:45,360
Speaker 1: releasing six months later, her hotly anticipated response essay, But

465
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 1: you have to give ten dollars to Direct Relief, which

466
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 1: is a nonprofit that provides doctors and first responders with

467
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:56,800
Speaker 1: personal protective gear in order to read it. So it

468
00:30:56,920 --> 00:31:00,400
Speaker 1: dropped this morning. She's already made over ten thousand dollars

469
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:03,840
Speaker 1: off of this like petty bullshit, and it's going to

470
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:07,240
Speaker 1: a good place. So I feel, first of all, I

471
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:10,600
Speaker 1: was following this whole it is, yeah, like she's actually

472
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:13,560
Speaker 1: like doing it. I mean, unless this is the next scamp,

473
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:18,320
Speaker 1: but I don't. Maybe this is like very direti Robert Durst,

474
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 1: but I'm like, I'm inclined to trust her. Um. But

475
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 1: the whole thing, like the whole response is because Natalie

476
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,200
Speaker 1: Beach was one saying, like I wrote all that ship,

477
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 1: she's a terrible friend, and like Callaway was kind of

478
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:32,000
Speaker 1: like on her Instagram stories like being half guilty and

479
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 1: then yes, but responded until now. Basically this is this

480
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:39,600
Speaker 1: is like the official clap back to that, because I

481
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 1: remember we talked about this because it was like very

482
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:46,160
Speaker 1: millennial angst, like aspirational scammarye type ship. Yeah, it's just

483
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 1: like it's like aspirational, privileged girl shit. But basically I

484
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 1: think that what Caroline is responding to. I haven't read

485
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 1: it yet, but I have given my ten dollars. And

486
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 1: it's also part one of three, which is like, like, okay,

487
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 1: buckle up the trilogy we need in these times. She's

488
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:06,560
Speaker 1: basically this is gonna be a five million word essay

489
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:10,520
Speaker 1: about how Natalie did write some of the Instagram captions,

490
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 1: but not as many as she led them to believe,

491
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:16,040
Speaker 1: and that Caroline was an upper middle class she was

492
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 1: actually regular middle class and so her accusations are are baseless.

493
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,720
Speaker 1: I I don't know, I'm like I've been maybe I've

494
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:27,360
Speaker 1: been blackpilled by Caroline Callaway, but I'm like, I'm kind

495
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:32,080
Speaker 1: of here for it. They I don't understand, you know

496
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:40,880
Speaker 1: what I mean? The best if you are these are

497
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 1: new celebrities basically now, because we're like, I don't give

498
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 1: a funk about Like Kim Kardashian was like, I remember

499
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 1: there was a tweet that was saying, like, we're checking

500
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 1: in with Kim Kardashian West and how her family is

501
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 1: doing in the quarantine, and their replies were like, fuck you,

502
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:56,880
Speaker 1: we don't give a funk about her. And now I

503
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 1: wonder if it's like, hey, man, remember that person who

504
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:01,760
Speaker 1: accused the other person of not writing their Instagram posts?

505
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:04,920
Speaker 1: There are new Kim Kardashian. Well, I'm just saying like,

506
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:08,760
Speaker 1: if Kim Kardashian and h Taylor Swift were like helping

507
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 1: people with their petty drama, would be more inclined to enjoy. Oh,

508
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 1: maybe they'll just give up a fraction of a percent

509
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 1: of their wealth, which seems astronomical to working people, and

510
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 1: then we'll pretend and then get endless praise for it. Yeah,

511
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:27,760
Speaker 1: could be cool. So that's the Caroline cow I'll debrief

512
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:32,280
Speaker 1: again tomorrow Okay, that sounds good. Yeah, it seems like

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00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:38,080
Speaker 1: I mean, like we I feel like the world respects

514
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:41,680
Speaker 1: a scammera now like this she is the hero we deserve,

515
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 1: especially a SCAMMERA that's like, that's right, this is a scam. Yeah.

516
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 1: The whole world is like after everything, like anything now

517
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:53,520
Speaker 1: in the world's like, yeah, but what's your grift? I

518
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:56,120
Speaker 1: don't understand what your grift is? Like, what are you

519
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:59,720
Speaker 1: trying to make? Mom? Like that's that's where everyone in

520
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 1: the area is now like, well, you can't show up.

521
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:08,840
Speaker 1: I like it makes me want Caroline on an episode

522
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:14,360
Speaker 1: of Scam Goddess like covering herself. Yeah, right self mythology.

523
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,759
Speaker 1: She would be a great guest on that. I feel like,

524
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:19,840
Speaker 1: I feel like she's also kind of a metaphor for

525
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:23,799
Speaker 1: the Trump administration in the sense that like Trump is

526
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:29,319
Speaker 1: a grifter and the mainstream media is just like, I mean, look,

527
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:32,400
Speaker 1: he's clearly and people are like, yeah, no, that's the point.

528
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:36,400
Speaker 1: We respect the fact that he's a fucking lying piece

529
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:40,600
Speaker 1: of ship um and I lack a magician that shows

530
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:45,759
Speaker 1: me their tricks. What I'm saying that, I feel like

531
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:50,880
Speaker 1: that's just the direction the horribly cynical direction our country

532
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:53,799
Speaker 1: is going in now. Maybe I didn't work, maybe I've

533
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:57,080
Speaker 1: been black bill, but I don't hate it. Jamie, try

534
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 1: and get Jamie, Try and get Caroline on Daily's a

535
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:05,279
Speaker 1: gay dude, Let's get Let's get her side of this story. Man.

536
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:08,719
Speaker 1: I ordered a cameo from her to use in Bossuma's

537
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:10,960
Speaker 1: Girl as a joke, and then it ended up just

538
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 1: being funny because Caroline Calloway is actually smart, and then

539
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 1: I looked like a dumbass at my own show. Damn.

540
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:23,640
Speaker 1: That's the tough thing about people that just want attention

541
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:27,359
Speaker 1: is that they don't. You can't read them. If you're

542
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:32,239
Speaker 1: self aware enough, you can just can't. If you know that, hey,

543
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 1: I don't care positive or negative. As long as it's

544
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 1: coming at me. That's what I want. There's no They're like,

545
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:43,799
Speaker 1: I got what I needed and you're dying. Sorry, I

546
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 1: got my nutrients. Yeah bye, it's fun. Capitalism rewards people

547
00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:52,719
Speaker 1: like that too. That's so. There's a story out of

548
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 1: China that divorce rates have had a tendency historically to

549
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 1: spike post uarantine. They saw this in the wake of

550
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:07,360
Speaker 1: the two thousand to two thousand three Stars epidemic, and

551
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:12,319
Speaker 1: they're expecting to see it again now that more people

552
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:17,840
Speaker 1: are gonna be filing for divorce, which definitely makes a

553
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:20,879
Speaker 1: whole lot of sense to me. This feels like kind

554
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:26,200
Speaker 1: of statistical backing to something that everybody kind of assumed

555
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:29,440
Speaker 1: was true that if you are in a relationship that

556
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:34,000
Speaker 1: has any uh, small fissures, that those are going to

557
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 1: turn into big old cracks by the end of a

558
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,719
Speaker 1: long core. I don't know the last time I heard

559
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:43,279
Speaker 1: the word fissures. Yeah, conversationally, I like to use it

560
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:47,719
Speaker 1: a lot. He brings it up a dinner too much,

561
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 1: I'll be honest. It's interesting to read, though, two that

562
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 1: it said like seventy four per cent of the time

563
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:58,279
Speaker 1: women were initiating the divorces. Yeah, at least seventeen. So

564
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:00,360
Speaker 1: I wonder if it's just being like, yeah, I'm around

565
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:04,600
Speaker 1: this asshole so much that it's clearly like a bunch

566
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:08,239
Speaker 1: of men are clearly taking for granted, like there their

567
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:11,799
Speaker 1: spouses in these situations, and it's like, I don't know, man,

568
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 1: I just let it pretty much. I put the pedal

569
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:17,040
Speaker 1: to the metal on my laziness during a quarantine, and

570
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 1: apparently it repelled my partner. I mean at this point,

571
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:23,320
Speaker 1: we've got like the world's almost over, We're on final

572
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:28,480
Speaker 1: wave of feminism. This this feels like good good news. Yeah,

573
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:34,240
Speaker 1: there's that trend that we reported on of Japanese women

574
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:38,960
Speaker 1: filing for divorce once their husbands retire because they just

575
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 1: like have to spend so much time around them. So

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00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 1: I feel like it's just ungrateful dudes who are hard

577
00:37:46,239 --> 00:37:50,360
Speaker 1: to spend time with are just causing a divorce rates

578
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:53,439
Speaker 1: to tocket. I think that, and they just don't see

579
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:55,880
Speaker 1: their spouses as partners, you know what I mean. Like,

580
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:59,000
Speaker 1: I just I think there's also a part of it

581
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:01,879
Speaker 1: to like goes back to our base instinct, to being

582
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:05,080
Speaker 1: like I need a partner that is stronger than me

583
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:08,400
Speaker 1: and can protect me, and then living through that quarantine

584
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:11,440
Speaker 1: to realize it's not this motherfucker. It's not this motherfucker

585
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:16,080
Speaker 1: at all. He can barely I had to protect him

586
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:20,960
Speaker 1: most of this time. Yeah, shout out, tell everyone who's

587
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,680
Speaker 1: who's finding out that they're the protector. Suddenly in this

588
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:28,160
Speaker 1: situation too, the pendula can swing very violently. But then

589
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:32,319
Speaker 1: there's also couples like that are coming together in a

590
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:34,799
Speaker 1: cool way through this where they're like realizing like, oh,

591
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,279
Speaker 1: I can't take care of this part. You can, and

592
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 1: I'll go do this. I think that's yeah, that's a

593
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:44,200
Speaker 1: neat part of what's happening. I find myself doing a

594
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 1: lot of I don't know if this is true for

595
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:49,480
Speaker 1: anyone else, but I'm ghost writing a lot of Instagram captions,

596
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:54,880
Speaker 1: text message clapbacks for my significant other just to be witty.

597
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:57,319
Speaker 1: And I'm like, man, I don't know. Just She's like

598
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:00,279
Speaker 1: it's something funny, something funny, and I'm like, I like,

599
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:02,919
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. He's my new job,

600
00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 1: ghostwriting her majesty's text And then I'm like, oh, did

601
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,319
Speaker 1: you tell him? I punched that one up? Because like,

602
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:12,319
Speaker 1: her brothers are real witty, and she got stung by

603
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:14,719
Speaker 1: a bee in her head and they were like she

604
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:18,279
Speaker 1: was like laughing. She was texting back and forth being like,

605
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:20,440
Speaker 1: oh my god, the bees got me, and her brothers

606
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:22,719
Speaker 1: just started hitting her with b puns. She's like, hurry,

607
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:25,480
Speaker 1: I need a B pun quick. They've done this one

608
00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 1: and this one, and I was like, I don't know,

609
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 1: say you expected this kind of bee hivier from them,

610
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:36,759
Speaker 1: like perfect. It's like they loved it and not her

611
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:41,719
Speaker 1: that's what you get. That's the price. I never said

612
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:47,359
Speaker 1: it was a quality service. They loved it. They just

613
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:52,319
Speaker 1: abject silence. They have no comeback for it. Yeah, got him.

614
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:57,800
Speaker 1: They felt very bad for us. First. There's got to

615
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:02,319
Speaker 1: be a word for the anxiety, the intense anxiety that

616
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 1: comes with being in a really witty twitter back and

617
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 1: forth with people who you can't think of, like you

618
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 1: can't keep up with them. I feel like there's probably

619
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:15,359
Speaker 1: like a foreign language word for that that we don't

620
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:21,800
Speaker 1: have in English. So it's called getting John Mayard. Because

621
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:25,279
Speaker 1: remember in that Jessica Simpson books, she's talking about when

622
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 1: she dated John Mayor, he was so smart and witty

623
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:31,000
Speaker 1: she had to get drunk to even text him back.

624
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:35,880
Speaker 1: To have a lot of credit for John Mayor. Yeah, well,

625
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,320
Speaker 1: I mean, look, I'm not saying that we're I'm just

626
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Speaker 1: saying the situation is one where it's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

627
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:49,040
Speaker 1: Look I think any of us. You mean, the woman

628
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:51,960
Speaker 1: that thought tuna fish was chicken that lived in the ocean,

629
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Speaker 1: chi chicken of the sea. I don't know if a

630
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:56,400
Speaker 1: chicken off the sea, but I could see her, I

631
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,839
Speaker 1: could see her thinking John Mayor was a little too

632
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:04,320
Speaker 1: smart I could see that there was a j Simpson.

633
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 1: It paints a brutal picture of like her having the

634
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:15,480
Speaker 1: awareness that she is not up to the level that

635
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:21,799
Speaker 1: she was. Like, that's you don't Yeah, you want to

636
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,959
Speaker 1: be just like oblivious and floating through life. You don't

637
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:29,000
Speaker 1: want it to be Uh, god damn it. Why won't

638
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:32,840
Speaker 1: the smart thoughts come from this brain of mind? That's

639
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:35,760
Speaker 1: such a jo I can do battle with John Mayer

640
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:40,560
Speaker 1: in the text arena, keep pushing the button, do it?

641
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:47,440
Speaker 1: Do it? Come on, Yeah, Jessica Simpson defense force. John

642
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:50,759
Speaker 1: may like a dumb bitch to me, I agree. No,

643
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:53,200
Speaker 1: No one's in here saying John Mayor is a genius.

644
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:55,839
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just saying the situation in which these

645
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 1: two are, like, where John Mayor is causing someone's stress,

646
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 1: I think it's a tragedy it to anyone, that's true.

647
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:05,800
Speaker 1: I mean he's stressed out a lot of blonde women

648
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:11,720
Speaker 1: in his day. Yeah, I mean a documented right, No exactly,

649
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, that's his entire thing, that's developed his

650
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:21,279
Speaker 1: entire personality to intimidate and stress out. And that wasn't well,

651
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:24,880
Speaker 1: wasn't his first song about Jennifer Love Hewitt did he

652
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 1: peak early or something that was in his first song.

653
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:32,719
Speaker 1: His first the Wonderland song, allegedly is about her, but

654
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:37,560
Speaker 1: his first records are like he was in like Atlanta

655
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:45,760
Speaker 1: singing lullabies to Taint to college girls Rose. He's so nasty.

656
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 1: He's attractive. I mean, i've it is like it's it's

657
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:52,880
Speaker 1: it's like one of those things where we're like he's

658
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,960
Speaker 1: and he's like pretty personable. He has like a good

659
00:42:56,000 --> 00:43:01,399
Speaker 1: personality when you hang out with that, doesn't John, I don't.

660
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:04,640
Speaker 1: I'm not happy about it. I'm not happy either. I'm

661
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:11,279
Speaker 1: just reporting the happy thinks he's funny, that he is

662
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:16,440
Speaker 1: kind of funny. He is not that funny, but he

663
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:25,279
Speaker 1: is funny. That's I'm funny. He's not just I hate this,

664
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:29,160
Speaker 1: I hate that your bizzard, but he's not just a

665
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:31,840
Speaker 1: hot dude. The motherfucker can play the fuck out of

666
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 1: the guitar. I don't like that fact either. He's a

667
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:39,799
Speaker 1: little funny, which also adds to his whole package and

668
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:43,920
Speaker 1: it sucks. I like that Billy Wade is just working

669
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 1: out his like love of John Mayer, like I like

670
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:49,840
Speaker 1: and I don't know why. It's beautiful the way he

671
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:58,520
Speaker 1: caresses the fred board. Yeah, it's frustrating. Yeah. I also

672
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:00,880
Speaker 1: have a couple of he's friends of a couple of

673
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 1: friends of mine, and I like them and they like him,

674
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:05,840
Speaker 1: and they have the same response I do. We're like, no,

675
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:09,759
Speaker 1: I didn't want to like him. He's cool. It's that's

676
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:14,719
Speaker 1: how I feel about Caroline California exactly. That's exactly. I

677
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:17,920
Speaker 1: don't want to love her. But but god, damn it compelling.

678
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:21,120
Speaker 1: It's coming. I hope I get a text from John

679
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:29,439
Speaker 1: Mayer He's like, thanks for defending me. Alright, guys, let's

680
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 1: take another quick break and we'll be right back. Let's

681
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:46,480
Speaker 1: let's talk about a couple of things that this quarantine,

682
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 1: this global quarantine, is revealing that that I didn't realize. Like,

683
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:56,440
Speaker 1: there's the weird way that this pandemic has revealed that

684
00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 1: labor is the major driver of value in our economy,

685
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:06,920
Speaker 1: and usually it's not it's not those dudes on Wall Street. Uh,

686
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:14,760
Speaker 1: obviously in April, it's money. It's just people that have money.

687
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 1: That's all. Yeah, that's all we need. But also something

688
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:23,120
Speaker 1: I didn't realize is that our apparently our weather forecasts

689
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:26,759
Speaker 1: are going to be getting a lot worse because a

690
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 1: lot of the data that gets provided to meteorologists is

691
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:36,919
Speaker 1: coming from like commercial aircraft because they're like things that

692
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:40,680
Speaker 1: are in the upper atmosphere. There's not a lot of those,

693
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:44,879
Speaker 1: so the fewer planes that are flying, the worst our

694
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 1: data gets. So if you that's something to keep an

695
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:51,319
Speaker 1: eye out for. Yeah, I guess, like no one's like

696
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:53,880
Speaker 1: planning a wedding right now anyway, so it's not your like,

697
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:57,000
Speaker 1: damn it, it's raining, it said, it'd be clear skies.

698
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:02,439
Speaker 1: Another good thing is that the whole world's climate isn't

699
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 1: drastically changing right now either, so like the storms and

700
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:10,439
Speaker 1: stuff like that, that's a good thing. Rent fortunate. Yeah,

701
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:13,439
Speaker 1: I mean people were pointing out that this is a

702
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:18,040
Speaker 1: time when we're kind of entering extreme weather season with

703
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:24,080
Speaker 1: like tornadoes in the Midwest and South and hurricanes and typhoons,

704
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:28,399
Speaker 1: so um that that is something to hopefully they're able

705
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:32,680
Speaker 1: to overcome with like additional satellites, and I know that

706
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:36,120
Speaker 1: there's some weather services that are working on that. Does

707
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:39,440
Speaker 1: anyone else just keep hearing Billy Bob Thornton from Armageddon

708
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:42,520
Speaker 1: saying over and over again like it's basically the worst

709
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 1: parts of the Bible. Perfect line read from him. Yeah.

710
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:51,360
Speaker 1: So another thing we're learning is that the mob is

711
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 1: still out here in Italy. I mean they've been around,

712
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:58,960
Speaker 1: but yeah, they are the all the unrest obviously all

713
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:02,359
Speaker 1: over the country. You know, people, I think look at

714
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 1: the lockdowns in Italy just being a bunch of happy

715
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:08,320
Speaker 1: people singing from their balconies. But there's definitely a level

716
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 1: of social unrest and discontentment with the situation there because

717
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:15,960
Speaker 1: people's paychecks are stalling out, bank accounts are drawing up,

718
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:18,920
Speaker 1: people aren't getting the answers or the kinds of relief

719
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:21,600
Speaker 1: that they want, and that kind of unrest has been

720
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:24,120
Speaker 1: you know, the a lot of authorities suspect that the

721
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:27,520
Speaker 1: mob is using these like Facebook groups to sort of

722
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:30,120
Speaker 1: fan the flames a bit more, to get you know,

723
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:32,319
Speaker 1: a lot of people sort of amped up because it's

724
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 1: sort of the what officials are saying is that they

725
00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:39,239
Speaker 1: want to find an exploitable population to enlist for to

726
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:41,560
Speaker 1: bring into their rackets. So you know, they're just saying,

727
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:43,680
Speaker 1: I can get you loans, you can start working in

728
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:47,080
Speaker 1: the black market, you can do these other things. Um.

729
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 1: And prior to this, like the government has done a

730
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:52,040
Speaker 1: lot to try and fight back the influence of it.

731
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:54,680
Speaker 1: But now they're saying, you know, this is from one

732
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 1: of these experts in Italy saying, quote, in this difficult

733
00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:01,000
Speaker 1: moment in which many families and entrepreneur preneurs aren't great difficulty,

734
00:48:01,239 --> 00:48:03,360
Speaker 1: in a moment in which small and medium sized enterprise

735
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:06,960
Speaker 1: are suffering from a devastating economic impact, the mafia is

736
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:10,200
Speaker 1: ready to intervene. They are ready to insert their liquidity,

737
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:12,799
Speaker 1: ready to offer it through usury to those who will

738
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 1: then be strangled and enslaved by it, or simply offer

739
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 1: it to those who will then be hired in the

740
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:21,160
Speaker 1: various organizations. So it's um. You know, I think, like anything,

741
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:24,520
Speaker 1: when there's a lack of leadership or relief from a government,

742
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:28,920
Speaker 1: alternatives begin to appear. Um. And that's sort of you

743
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,240
Speaker 1: know how a lot of this stuff, Well that's cool

744
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 1: because in the United States our government does that to people.

745
00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:39,040
Speaker 1: Instead they are the mob. Yeah, that's that's a cool thing.

746
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:41,759
Speaker 1: Function about the United States is like, oh, there's a

747
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 1: there's a huge crisis. We can take advantage of this.

748
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:48,600
Speaker 1: That's interesting because if I just put I can just

749
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:53,080
Speaker 1: replace some words offering loans and jobs to fill the

750
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:58,440
Speaker 1: vacuum liquid their liquidity. I mean when people are already

751
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:01,960
Speaker 1: getting those like, oh god, bless those low interest loans

752
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:05,440
Speaker 1: for small business owners rather than grants or no interest,

753
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:09,160
Speaker 1: Like what you know, there's already we're asking them to

754
00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:11,680
Speaker 1: go into that further. I got I got a quick

755
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:15,000
Speaker 1: word on the on the balconies that are unrelated. Yeah,

756
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:18,799
Speaker 1: I'm feeling like I'm feeling like stupid news today. There

757
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:21,600
Speaker 1: have been a couple of memes that have been going

758
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 1: around with people, you know, how people are singing on

759
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:27,240
Speaker 1: the balconies. Everyone's like, wow, unity, We're all in this together.

760
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:31,200
Speaker 1: Some people have been digitally adding in things that are

761
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:36,120
Speaker 1: clearly not uh, the songs, in order to trick celebrities

762
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:39,800
Speaker 1: into thinking. So basically, long story short, someone edited into

763
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 1: one of the balcony videos an existing live version of

764
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:46,920
Speaker 1: a Katy Perry song where Katy Perry is not singing

765
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:50,320
Speaker 1: her own song very well, posted it and was like, wow,

766
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:53,960
Speaker 1: I can't believe this whole balcony sang roar, and then

767
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:58,000
Speaker 1: Katy Perry reposted it and thought it was real. Like

768
00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:00,200
Speaker 1: Katy Perry was like, oh my god, so glad can

769
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:03,400
Speaker 1: help during this time? Um, but it was a scale.

770
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:12,560
Speaker 1: It was just her sing song badly. She did, I

771
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:15,360
Speaker 1: mean she did. She's she's having Orlando Bloom's baby. She

772
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:17,359
Speaker 1: has to love herself. I don't know what's going on

773
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:22,279
Speaker 1: with her. Anyways, she she got gotten and it was

774
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:24,960
Speaker 1: you hate to see it. I mean again, you know

775
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:29,239
Speaker 1: that's it's so funny how people can are weaponizing the

776
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:33,520
Speaker 1: unrest or uncertainty for various aims, whether it's higher stakes

777
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:36,880
Speaker 1: like the mafia, or just being like troll Katy Perry

778
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:42,560
Speaker 1: with it like a public service. I think celebrities are

779
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:45,520
Speaker 1: getting trolled in a way that they never have before,

780
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:49,279
Speaker 1: which I think is very fun to watch. Right, It's

781
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:52,640
Speaker 1: really like it's shining a light on their ego and

782
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:59,200
Speaker 1: how like you're welcome, I'm here, and people are just

783
00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:09,319
Speaker 1: like all right, closer, you mean I'm not universally beloved, surprised,

784
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:12,279
Speaker 1: but yeah, I I think just in general, because I mean,

785
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:15,600
Speaker 1: that is something that they have lived with, right, is

786
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:19,239
Speaker 1: that every time they show up somewhere, people treat it

787
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:24,120
Speaker 1: like you know that they are being uh, you know,

788
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:29,560
Speaker 1: blessed with with their presence. And I think there's something about,

789
00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:32,560
Speaker 1: you know, the leveling effect of all of us being

790
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:38,799
Speaker 1: in quarantine and about the revelations that uh, market economy

791
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 1: and you know, capitalism doesn't actually work and is completely bullshit.

792
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:48,759
Speaker 1: And the fact that we're interacting behind screens that just

793
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:52,640
Speaker 1: makes celebrities less like there's not that mystique and we're

794
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:56,680
Speaker 1: all just like, yeah, funk off, Okay, you can honestly

795
00:51:57,440 --> 00:52:02,000
Speaker 1: go fund yourself. Yeah, they're the figurehead. It's for fucking off. Yeah,

796
00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:05,839
Speaker 1: I like it. I like it too. Uh, let's talk

797
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 1: about Carol Basking guys, Let's talk Tiger King. Billy Way

798
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:13,279
Speaker 1: and I enjoyed watching uh Tiger King with you remotely

799
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:18,759
Speaker 1: via via Twitter. I liked your observations on on Tiger King.

800
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,239
Speaker 1: Do you do you have any overall things to say

801
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:24,279
Speaker 1: about Tiger King before we talk about what's going on

802
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:27,680
Speaker 1: with Tiger Carol Basking? Well, I will. I'll just repeat

803
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:31,560
Speaker 1: the the tweet that to me, it's like, because everyone

804
00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:34,520
Speaker 1: was talking about like Danny McBride and like Jody Hill

805
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:37,120
Speaker 1: and all those people, I can't wait to see their

806
00:52:37,239 --> 00:52:41,000
Speaker 1: version of it, like they've already been making that version. Yeah,

807
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:44,279
Speaker 1: and it and it just it explained why they're so

808
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:48,080
Speaker 1: popular is because that group of dudes, David Gordon Green,

809
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:54,480
Speaker 1: Ben Best, Jody Hill and Danny McBride understand rural American

810
00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:59,840
Speaker 1: characters and what really makes them tick. And then this

811
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:05,279
Speaker 1: documentary shows actual people that are Danny McBride characters and

812
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:08,000
Speaker 1: you're just like, as someone that grew up in the

813
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:12,319
Speaker 1: rural South, Like, as soon as I turned it on,

814
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:14,880
Speaker 1: I was like, I know, I know people like this,

815
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:18,200
Speaker 1: I know people like this. And then it kept going

816
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:21,000
Speaker 1: and I was like, Oh, this is this and people

817
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 1: like this is unreal. I'm like, no, this is very

818
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:28,120
Speaker 1: real if we're paying attention to what's happening. And it's

819
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:30,560
Speaker 1: also weird. I filmed the documentary in two thousand and

820
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:33,640
Speaker 1: fifteen where I went around the country doing different stuff

821
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:37,360
Speaker 1: and we went to a big cat lady in Nevada.

822
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:42,200
Speaker 1: So I have like a background of understanding these type

823
00:53:42,239 --> 00:53:46,040
Speaker 1: of people, so it was like none of it was shocking.

824
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:49,160
Speaker 1: I was waiting for the woman we went visited two

825
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:56,080
Speaker 1: because she's actually doing what nutjob ladies says. She's where

826
00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:59,120
Speaker 1: she takes She goes and rescues these cats from these

827
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:02,600
Speaker 1: places and just they're like, she doesn't show them around.

828
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:05,360
Speaker 1: We had to get permission to go visit this lady.

829
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 1: She lives out in the desert. She's not making money

830
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:10,920
Speaker 1: off of it. She married some rich dude and divorced him,

831
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:13,920
Speaker 1: and that's what she's doing with her money. I was saying,

832
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:17,359
Speaker 1: these cats, so like immediately I was like, this lady

833
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:19,640
Speaker 1: is full of ship. This is not someone that's really

834
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:22,560
Speaker 1: trying to help these cats, right right, right, Yeah. So

835
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:26,520
Speaker 1: since Tiger King has taken over America's skull in the

836
00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:31,480
Speaker 1: last two weeks, um, people have started paying more attention

837
00:54:31,719 --> 00:54:37,200
Speaker 1: to the disappearance of her husband in Florida, and there's

838
00:54:37,239 --> 00:54:40,240
Speaker 1: more tips coming in. I think they've reopened the case.

839
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:46,200
Speaker 1: They're trying to the The sheriff said that basically they're

840
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Speaker 1: getting like, on average, six tips a day about the

841
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:54,120
Speaker 1: Don Lewis cold case of Carole Baskin's ex husband or

842
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:58,000
Speaker 1: former husband deceased husband. Um. Now, I mean, I don't know,

843
00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:59,800
Speaker 1: it's hard to know if any of those are actually

844
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:01,440
Speaker 1: you full or a bunch of people who are just

845
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:03,719
Speaker 1: like fuck yeah, I got I'll say something because I

846
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:06,320
Speaker 1: know a lot of the time tips aren't always that useful,

847
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:08,839
Speaker 1: but it just I think it underlines the fact that

848
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:12,920
Speaker 1: especially that dimension of that documentary is so fucking fascinating

849
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:16,960
Speaker 1: because it's such a such a clear, murky, fucking murder,

850
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:21,279
Speaker 1: but just sort of like, I don't know, just moved on.

851
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:26,640
Speaker 1: His ex wife and daughters are such like interesting characters,

852
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:30,520
Speaker 1: Like each shot of them is like a really fascinating

853
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:35,880
Speaker 1: painting almost like they're just ah, so such an interesting episode.

854
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:38,160
Speaker 1: Definitely the high point of the show. I think now

855
00:55:38,239 --> 00:55:41,480
Speaker 1: he had he had dementia, and the only person that

856
00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:46,640
Speaker 1: really knew about it was right right, right right. It's

857
00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:49,759
Speaker 1: funny because like every time, there's so many like additional

858
00:55:49,840 --> 00:55:52,920
Speaker 1: details too that like you know, whether it's the person

859
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 1: who had the podcast that came out of like a

860
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:59,080
Speaker 1: while back, or other articles around the characters in it.

861
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:04,240
Speaker 1: I could fully just watch a dateline episode or series

862
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:06,960
Speaker 1: just about what the funk is going on with Don

863
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:10,440
Speaker 1: Lewis and what they knew, what all the pieces are

864
00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:13,279
Speaker 1: because they had to trunk Kate, Like, I mean, there's

865
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:15,640
Speaker 1: a lot I feel like that is not that didn't

866
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:17,359
Speaker 1: make the cut just in order to kind of keep

867
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:20,200
Speaker 1: the narrative going, but like there's so many added details

868
00:56:20,239 --> 00:56:23,440
Speaker 1: even to like things with Joe Exotics trial, where I

869
00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:26,279
Speaker 1: want to fucking like I want to full on series here,

870
00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:30,239
Speaker 1: like I need to know what happened to Don Lewis attorney.

871
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:34,640
Speaker 1: He let everybody believe that he knew what happened. Remember,

872
00:56:34,719 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 1: he was like, oh, you got pushed out of it whatever,

873
00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:39,799
Speaker 1: something like like like he he was like he was

874
00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:44,520
Speaker 1: knocked off there, man. I'd like he like Joe Exotic

875
00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:48,640
Speaker 1: and Carol Baskin are equally bad, but in a way

876
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:51,759
Speaker 1: that like you need more on both of them. I want,

877
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:54,680
Speaker 1: like Carol deserves her own series because she's that much

878
00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:58,040
Speaker 1: of a villain. I was fully exhausted by Joe Exotic

879
00:56:58,080 --> 00:57:01,160
Speaker 1: by the end. I did not want anymore are on him.

880
00:57:01,239 --> 00:57:03,919
Speaker 1: Like when you don't have to sleep ever you get

881
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:08,040
Speaker 1: your it's hard to be you know what, right, Yeah, yeah, exactly.

882
00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:10,520
Speaker 1: Like at a certain point when they were like and

883
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:13,279
Speaker 1: he was always on meth and they just show him

884
00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:16,080
Speaker 1: like walking around firing a gun in the air, and

885
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:20,200
Speaker 1: you're just like, oh, well that's less surprising, Like that's

886
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:23,320
Speaker 1: that's about what I would expect from the moment I

887
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:25,640
Speaker 1: knew he was on math. Is when he's on that

888
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:30,439
Speaker 1: four wheel learn on Milwaukie talkie chasing a tour night.

889
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:37,880
Speaker 1: That's when I was like that out of his fucking well,

890
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:40,960
Speaker 1: I know that like they these docuseries like they do

891
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:44,760
Speaker 1: they very strategically like withhold information. But I'm like, you

892
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:47,400
Speaker 1: didn't need to withhold that piece of information for so long.

893
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:49,040
Speaker 1: By the time they're like and he was on meth,

894
00:57:49,080 --> 00:57:51,280
Speaker 1: You're like, why did you tell me there's an episode five?

895
00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:53,280
Speaker 1: Like I've I felt clear on that. I didn't know

896
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:57,640
Speaker 1: that that needed you know, specifying. Yeah, I was fully

897
00:57:57,360 --> 00:58:01,720
Speaker 1: I did not think, like I didn't enjoy watching the

898
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:04,600
Speaker 1: show by the last episode, but it goes in places

899
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:08,280
Speaker 1: that are really interesting. But like the last episode, I

900
00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:10,520
Speaker 1: was just like, yeah, no, I know all this ship.

901
00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:16,600
Speaker 1: I think you just got to watch the Jinks again. Yeah. Well,

902
00:58:16,640 --> 00:58:21,040
Speaker 1: it's also it's a testament to our presidents who like,

903
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:24,280
Speaker 1: it's the same type of people, Like if you're the

904
00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:30,480
Speaker 1: same person completely immoral, it's tough to box that person

905
00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:33,439
Speaker 1: and catch them in because there's never a point where

906
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:36,360
Speaker 1: they're like, all right, you got me, I'm a bad person.

907
00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:40,880
Speaker 1: They're always being persecuted, so they'll say or do anything

908
00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:44,120
Speaker 1: to get out of it. And it was it's a

909
00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:48,920
Speaker 1: whole world of those people, which is what makes it fascinating. Right.

910
00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:51,600
Speaker 1: The Twitter threat from the guy who did the podcast

911
00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:56,080
Speaker 1: on Joe exotic that where he's like that was as

912
00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:59,680
Speaker 1: interesting as anything that I've seen in the news for

913
00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:01,920
Speaker 1: a long time, because he was just like, yeah, you

914
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:04,840
Speaker 1: guys talked about that on yesterday's episode, right, yeah, yeah,

915
00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:09,720
Speaker 1: just the trail of burned down houses down. This thing

916
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:13,360
Speaker 1: I just don't know about. It just keeps burning people's houses. Done,

917
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:16,960
Speaker 1: everyone pisces them off. Well that's the demon people that

918
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:20,440
Speaker 1: they're chasing. That's a meth thing. Yeah, that happened in Seattle.

919
00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:23,600
Speaker 1: There was a guy that he ran those duck boats.

920
00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:27,760
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the kind of just drive into the water. Yeah,

921
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:31,200
Speaker 1: he was the guy. He was a former Canadian and uh,

922
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:33,600
Speaker 1: he was in charge of the duck boats in Seattle,

923
00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:35,640
Speaker 1: and then he was on math one night and the

924
00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:38,800
Speaker 1: phantoms were after him. So he set the thing on fire.

925
00:59:39,080 --> 00:59:43,080
Speaker 1: Oh a duck boat on fire. What a gorgeous visual. No,

926
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:46,520
Speaker 1: not the duck boats can set those mothers on fire.

927
00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:50,480
Speaker 1: Those are World War two boats. Set the office on

928
00:59:50,560 --> 00:59:54,880
Speaker 1: fire because the phantoms were coming again. Yeah, the amount

929
00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:57,520
Speaker 1: of those, it's it's like everything that had the same sequence.

930
00:59:57,640 --> 01:00:01,880
Speaker 1: Someone got wrong. They started asking questions. Their house burned down. Yeah,

931
01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:04,520
Speaker 1: just like okay, funk around them find out how your

932
01:00:04,520 --> 01:00:07,880
Speaker 1: house burnt down. Then he followed that the reality show

933
01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:11,400
Speaker 1: producer back to Dallas possibly and almost burned and his

934
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:13,640
Speaker 1: house burned down, and then now he's had to flee

935
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:16,200
Speaker 1: to Norway. Do you know how few people I know

936
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:19,959
Speaker 1: whose houses have burned down? Like very very very few

937
01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:23,160
Speaker 1: people's houses burned down these days, And it's just like

938
01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:27,760
Speaker 1: everybody around this dude, just like their houses. I remember

939
01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:31,280
Speaker 1: it used to be at It used to be a

940
01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:33,760
Speaker 1: thing where like you knew because it was so rare

941
01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:36,640
Speaker 1: that you're like, yeah, just so you know, like Patricia,

942
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:39,400
Speaker 1: like her family's house burned down like when she was eight,

943
01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:41,760
Speaker 1: Like that's like a thing you knew, Like the one

944
01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:44,959
Speaker 1: kid in town whose house it's not like, oh yeah, yeah,

945
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:47,840
Speaker 1: how many houses you have burned down? Five? That makes sense,

946
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:52,400
Speaker 1: Like it was very rarest house burned down in the neighborhood,

947
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:54,680
Speaker 1: but it was it was a strategic burned down. No

948
01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:56,800
Speaker 1: one was hurt, they got their insurance money, and then

949
01:00:56,840 --> 01:01:01,640
Speaker 1: they skipped down. Hell yeah. I like when recorded his

950
01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:07,160
Speaker 1: lawyer telling him to destroy that evidence. That's my that's

951
01:01:07,160 --> 01:01:10,880
Speaker 1: one of the best parts of that. That's another perfect

952
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:14,600
Speaker 1: math moment. Yeah right, yeah, there's just so many threads

953
01:01:14,640 --> 01:01:16,800
Speaker 1: out there just being weaved at the same time that

954
01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:18,720
Speaker 1: he can't keep track of all of them because I'm

955
01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:22,160
Speaker 1: will record than my lawyer, my soul goodman lawyer telling

956
01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:27,000
Speaker 1: me to do bad stuff. Alright, guys, what's what's some

957
01:01:27,080 --> 01:01:30,280
Speaker 1: quarantine activities we can share with people? Uh? I see

958
01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:33,520
Speaker 1: some good ones on here. I've just been uh just

959
01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:37,320
Speaker 1: BBC America has been putting a lot of good nature

960
01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:40,840
Speaker 1: documentaries on. If you did that that nice, nice background

961
01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:44,480
Speaker 1: looking at earth imagery that is, it's wonderful to have

962
01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:47,240
Speaker 1: on the background. It's also something if you've got kids

963
01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:49,040
Speaker 1: that you can like have on in the background and

964
01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:52,280
Speaker 1: it's not you know, there's some violent stuff that happens,

965
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:55,800
Speaker 1: but for the most part, it's just beautiful and uh,

966
01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:58,520
Speaker 1: stuff that you don't have to worry about them seeing

967
01:01:58,720 --> 01:02:00,560
Speaker 1: and they'll they'll get bored with it, so it's just

968
01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:08,120
Speaker 1: on the background. I've been raising a oh yeah, yeah,

969
01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:12,880
Speaker 1: that keeps you busy. Isaac brought a slug in from

970
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:15,480
Speaker 1: outside and was like, we're going to have a pet

971
01:02:15,560 --> 01:02:19,120
Speaker 1: slug and then we put it in a tupperware with

972
01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:23,280
Speaker 1: some soil, and then this morning the slug was gone. Yeah,

973
01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:27,480
Speaker 1: they disappeared, So we don't have a pet slug. That's

974
01:02:27,520 --> 01:02:30,400
Speaker 1: so I wouldn't recommend that activity, but you know, I

975
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:33,080
Speaker 1: can't stop you did you put salt on it? Because

976
01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:36,560
Speaker 1: they love that we didn't. That's the favorite snack, right,

977
01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:39,960
Speaker 1: a little salty snack every once in a while. So

978
01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:42,320
Speaker 1: there's like, yeah, there's a slug somewhere in the house.

979
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:45,960
Speaker 1: I don't know. No, there's not where to go. They

980
01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:48,479
Speaker 1: dry up. Oh, it was gone. It was a little guy.

981
01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:50,600
Speaker 1: It was just a little one. So maybe he just

982
01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:56,640
Speaker 1: he's gone. Yeah, he's with John Mayer. Now. Oh. The

983
01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:59,000
Speaker 1: other thing I think is important, just for people in

984
01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:02,919
Speaker 1: the thick corn seen is to like realize that the

985
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:05,920
Speaker 1: time you have at home is not the same free

986
01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:09,480
Speaker 1: time that you have when you are working. Uh. And

987
01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:12,360
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people put the pressure on themselves.

988
01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:14,680
Speaker 1: You're like, man, it's free time. Man, Like, I gotta

989
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:16,600
Speaker 1: do that, I gotta I gotta learn, I gotta do

990
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:19,560
Speaker 1: all this other ship. You know, ta give yourself a

991
01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:23,320
Speaker 1: second to just like breathe and exist for a second,

992
01:03:23,360 --> 01:03:25,720
Speaker 1: because I think it's a lot of misplaced emphasis on

993
01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:28,680
Speaker 1: however you may take this time you have at home

994
01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:31,200
Speaker 1: and what it means for your productivity. And I think

995
01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:35,520
Speaker 1: you have to realize that, like the product productivity gear

996
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:39,640
Speaker 1: was burning out prior to this whole quarantine. And I

997
01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:42,320
Speaker 1: think now that we have this time, really just like,

998
01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:45,120
Speaker 1: don't don't put that pressure yourself. Let do things that

999
01:03:45,160 --> 01:03:47,760
Speaker 1: make you feel good, relax whatever. But there's no need

1000
01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:50,680
Speaker 1: to like I I see people torturing themselves to being like,

1001
01:03:51,040 --> 01:03:52,760
Speaker 1: you know, I thought I would write like forty pages

1002
01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:54,400
Speaker 1: a day of this thing I'm doing, and you know,

1003
01:03:54,480 --> 01:03:56,960
Speaker 1: I got all this time. Now it's like you you

1004
01:03:56,960 --> 01:03:59,800
Speaker 1: have free you that that time seems free relative to

1005
01:03:59,840 --> 01:04:01,920
Speaker 1: the thing that you have to do for your survival,

1006
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:05,120
Speaker 1: and now that survival is the main thing. Just you know,

1007
01:04:05,280 --> 01:04:08,760
Speaker 1: let that sink in for a moment. Yeah. Yeah, And

1008
01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:11,439
Speaker 1: and it's like, you know, you don't have like it's

1009
01:04:11,800 --> 01:04:15,440
Speaker 1: I feel like the productivity complex because I get like

1010
01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:18,240
Speaker 1: stuck on that sometimes. But it's also like, yeah, it's

1011
01:04:18,240 --> 01:04:21,920
Speaker 1: okay to feel like shit about stuff, Like just because

1012
01:04:21,920 --> 01:04:25,120
Speaker 1: you have the time, doesn't like no one's mentally up

1013
01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:28,880
Speaker 1: to it right now, uh Like and it's you're like

1014
01:04:29,120 --> 01:04:32,680
Speaker 1: not alone in that at all. I am. I'm mentally

1015
01:04:32,760 --> 01:04:38,280
Speaker 1: up to everything, right now. Yeah, especially with an eighteen

1016
01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:41,240
Speaker 1: month at old at home. Yeah, and we'll see how

1017
01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:44,479
Speaker 1: up when this when I transfer this audio, we'll see

1018
01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:50,080
Speaker 1: how up to that night. Nothing more energizing than taking

1019
01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:55,640
Speaker 1: care of a infant. Alright, well, guys, this has been

1020
01:04:55,680 --> 01:04:59,120
Speaker 1: a pleasure. Billy Wayne. Great having you as always anytime.

1021
01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:03,080
Speaker 1: I'm not going where? Thank you? Where can people find you?

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01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:06,680
Speaker 1: Follow you? If you just google Billy Wayne day this,

1023
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Speaker 1: whatever your preferred way of finding me will come up. Also,

1024
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Speaker 1: I we are currently editing and putting together the first

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Speaker 1: season of a podcast about the communities and people that

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Speaker 1: grow marijuana. So that'll be out April. Get it. Hitler's birthday,

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Speaker 1: Hitler's Birthday, And Billy Wayne, is there a tweet or

1028
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Speaker 1: some of the work of social media you've been enjoying.

1029
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Speaker 1: I mean, it's kind of it's morbid, but it's kind

1030
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Speaker 1: of the dark joke I like. Right now, it's Phil Henry.

1031
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Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys. He's a he's an

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Speaker 1: old radio DJ. It's his show was amazing. He would

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Speaker 1: just do different voices. Looking him up. He's great, But

1034
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Speaker 1: he just tweeted this morning, just got your ratings? Trump

1035
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Speaker 1: two thousand nine, fifty dead here. I like that kind

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Speaker 1: of hum. Jamie, where can people find you? And what's

1037
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Speaker 1: tweet you've been enjoying? You can find me? Uh, Jamie

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Speaker 1: loftis help on Twitter, Jamie christ Superstar on Instagram. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna shout out my my good pal, Christina Catherine Martinez

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Speaker 1: at ex Tina Underscore Catherine. She tweeted this morning going

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Speaker 1: through my VMO feed and commenting boo on anything marked

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Speaker 1: April Rent miles, where can people find you? And what's

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Speaker 1: tweet You've been enjoying? Twitter, Instagram, PlayStation Network, Miles of

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Speaker 1: Gray at Miles of Gray and also my other podcast

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Speaker 1: four twenty Day Fiance that I do with Sophia Alexandra

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Speaker 1: talking about ninety day Fiance. Uh. Tweet that I like

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Speaker 1: is from Andrew T at Andrew t I. Yesterday, when

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Speaker 1: I was walking the dogs, I saw two tweets sneak

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Speaker 1: out of their houses, meat in the middle of the

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Speaker 1: street and hug each other, and in judging them, I

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Speaker 1: realized I was simultaneously the villain in a teen movie

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Speaker 1: and the hero of a zombie movie. Some tweets I've

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Speaker 1: been enjoying of Mike Eagle tweeted, I don't think handshakes

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Speaker 1: are coming back from this. Uh. And Zach Poynstein tweeted,

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Speaker 1: raisins are great when you're cooking a yummy dish and

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Speaker 1: then right at the very end you're like, how do

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Speaker 1: I make this awful? I don't like. You can find

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Speaker 1: me on Twitter at check Underscore O'Brian. You can find

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Speaker 1: us on Twitter at daily Zeitgeis. Were at the Daily

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Speaker 1: zeit Guys on Instagram. We have a Facebook fan page

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Speaker 1: and a website, daily zeitgeis dot com, where we post

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Speaker 1: our episodes and our footnotes. We link off to the

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Speaker 1: information that we talked about today's episode, as well as

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Speaker 1: the song we ride out on miles What are we

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Speaker 1: riding out on today? Track from Wild Nothing called boy

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Speaker 1: y a uh, And it's just got like, you know,

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Speaker 1: good vibes, a really nice picked baseline that I personally

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Speaker 1: really enjoy and you know, their whole vibe is very

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Speaker 1: like dreamy eighties cent poppy but updated versions. So it's

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Speaker 1: nice to having the background to you just it just

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Speaker 1: feels like he just entered a nighthouse exactly something. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I look for you feel like you're in a villain's

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Speaker 1: house in an eighties movie or something. But it's a

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Speaker 1: case you just got vibes and that's all that matters.

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Speaker 1: Give yourself some vibrations with this one. Al right. Well,

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Speaker 1: the daily is like it is to the production of

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Speaker 1: listen to your favorite shows. That is going to do

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Speaker 1: it for this morning. We will be back this afternoon

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Speaker 1: to tell you what's trending and we will talk to

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Speaker 1: you then Bye bye bye. Arches change you cannot say

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Speaker 1: seeing is that