WEBVTT - The A&G Replay Wednesday Hour Four

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<v Speaker 1>Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio in the

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<v Speaker 1>George Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong, Joe Getty.

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<v Speaker 2>Arm Strong and Getty and he Armstrong and Eddy.

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<v Speaker 3>I want everybody to think about a New Year's resolution,

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<v Speaker 3>because I'm gonna ask everybody because for whatever reason, I

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<v Speaker 3>find it interesting more directionally than like whether you actually

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<v Speaker 3>succeed with your resolution. It's just what's on a person's

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<v Speaker 3>mind that they want to do for self improvement for

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<v Speaker 3>the next year.

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<v Speaker 2>Spending time on doctor Jack's couch. Hmm, maybe that's it.

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<v Speaker 3>As I've mentioned, I have sworn off the baked goods

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<v Speaker 3>for twenty twenty four and I don't even think I

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<v Speaker 3>can actually do it. This is the most challenging one

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<v Speaker 3>I've ever taken on. I was going to try to

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<v Speaker 3>start already because one thing I know about addictions and

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<v Speaker 3>bad habits, the whole I'll do it on this date

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<v Speaker 3>is not the way to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Do it today. If it's important, do it now. But

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<v Speaker 2>I can't pass up.

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<v Speaker 3>Christmas cookies whatever you call those, those kind of cookies

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<v Speaker 3>that have the special I only make it once a year.

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<v Speaker 3>Christmas frosting. What are those? I got a name they're

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<v Speaker 3>white cookies. I smooth frosting on top of the Christmas cooking.

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<v Speaker 3>I only ever seen it Christmas.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a sugar cookie.

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<v Speaker 3>Sugar cookie, yeah, and I never seen any at a

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<v Speaker 3>time of the year, especially with that kind of frosting.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta eat those.

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<v Speaker 4>All of this coming from the man who just pulled

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<v Speaker 4>a fork out of his pocket so he could eat

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<v Speaker 4>a pie in the parking lot.

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<v Speaker 3>It's an actual metal fork from a table I had

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<v Speaker 3>in my pocket of my jack.

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<v Speaker 1>I would say for my occasional swearing off alcohols for

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<v Speaker 1>a period, it is to become more aware, not be

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<v Speaker 1>in a habit. Think I'm going to go have a

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<v Speaker 1>drink because I want to have drink, not because I

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<v Speaker 1>always do it this time of day, that sort of thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And perhaps you could do the same with pie. No,

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<v Speaker 1>just become more unconscious.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't do that. I'm an all or nothing. No

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm saying, but if you take a break for

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<v Speaker 1>a while and you can't do the whole year as

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<v Speaker 1>you just suggested, you will have a more you know,

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<v Speaker 1>aware relationship with the pot.

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<v Speaker 3>I doubt it, but it's a good thought. I certainly

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<v Speaker 3>didn't with donuts. I swore them off for an entire year,

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<v Speaker 3>and then I came back as strong as I'm well,

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<v Speaker 3>there's no help in you. No, no, there's not other

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<v Speaker 3>than abstinence on the things that I can't handle.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, there you go, do you do you?

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<v Speaker 1>We have a lot of great clips to get to

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<v Speaker 1>where into October we're narrowing it down to the clip

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<v Speaker 1>of the year. The pressure is building. I'm actually starting

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<v Speaker 1>to get stressed about this. This is the beginning of

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<v Speaker 1>October clips of the year. So he took you in Hell.

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<v Speaker 2>I had a lot of fun here everybody. Honestly, Tim,

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<v Speaker 2>I think you got a tough job here.

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<v Speaker 5>I've become friends with school shooters and I'm proud of

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<v Speaker 5>that service that will.

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<v Speaker 2>Use a lot of fancy words, and I'm a knucklehead

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<v Speaker 2>at times. That's what I've said, and from that I

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<v Speaker 2>learned a lot. Thank you, Governor.

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<v Speaker 5>There's something wrong with Kamala's Only a mentally disabled person

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<v Speaker 5>could have allowed this to happen.

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<v Speaker 2>She's a stupid person. I only got one vote. It's

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<v Speaker 2>one of the most precious possessions that I have.

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<v Speaker 6>Shut up.

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<v Speaker 2>I am proudly casting my vote for Vice President Kamala Harris.

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<v Speaker 2>Bye bye bye Donald Trump. You never see him around

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<v Speaker 2>strong intelligent women.

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<v Speaker 7>Ever, today we've decided to officially endorse communist Kamala Harris

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<v Speaker 7>for president.

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<v Speaker 2>She's a pemenomenon.

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<v Speaker 7>She gave Drew Barrymore a hug, an act that symbolized

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<v Speaker 7>her willingness to wrap her arms around the country and

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<v Speaker 7>give us all a hug whenever publicans make us feel sad.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a lot to discuss. We have to move on.

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<v Speaker 3>She really have said that they have launched a ground

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<v Speaker 3>incursion into southern Lebanon.

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<v Speaker 2>We do need to look for ways to de escalate

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<v Speaker 2>the tensions.

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<v Speaker 8>The United States should help Israel drive Hezbla to the

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<v Speaker 8>mat and choke it out.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know, I'm dead. I'm dead tonight.

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<v Speaker 9>Israel is under attack from Iran.

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<v Speaker 1>Israel says Iran will pay a price, deadly, precise and

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<v Speaker 1>above all surprising.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm hoping your reaper doesn't go off. The thing is,

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<v Speaker 2>you should not know, you I haven't known. We have

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<v Speaker 2>a lot to get to ahead, gentlemen, on many.

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<v Speaker 10>Topics, because what there it's telling you is complete bull news.

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<v Speaker 2>And these politicians don't one what does the stage of.

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<v Speaker 10>The storm bone. What do they need after what you

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<v Speaker 10>call today go on the storm zone, Yes, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>Wor going to Don bull he but never gave it

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<v Speaker 2>us until now.

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<v Speaker 3>The dock workers calling this a tentative deal, which means

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<v Speaker 3>pay raises eventually.

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<v Speaker 2>I will cripple you.

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<v Speaker 1>In particularly, they were supposed to use the term bonus hole.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they turned us into the last shot at the

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<v Speaker 4>miniature golf course, is what they did?

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<v Speaker 2>You never mind? That was right Michael's completed X for

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<v Speaker 2>the TikTok Challenge. All that was so good.

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<v Speaker 1>As a proud moment Katie with one of the great

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<v Speaker 1>lines in the history of the show, discussing how the

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<v Speaker 1>woke crowd wanted to rename the vagina the bonus hole.

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<v Speaker 1>And you said, they've turned us into the last hole

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<v Speaker 1>of the miniature golf course.

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<v Speaker 3>In particularly particularly needs to be one of nil particularly

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<v Speaker 3>definitely needs me only. And it's not a clip of

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<v Speaker 3>the year, but maybe the worst moment in the debates

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<v Speaker 3>of all the bad moments of the debates between Biden

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<v Speaker 3>Kamala and Tim Walls, that long answer that we played

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<v Speaker 3>over and over again, trying to explain what he claimed

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<v Speaker 3>he fought in a war that he didn't fight in

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<v Speaker 3>or whatever. That was one of the most embarrassing things ever.

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<v Speaker 2>It was so horrible.

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<v Speaker 1>It's difficult to picture a worse choice than Tim Walls. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we need to plunge on. Is everybody emotionally ready? I

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<v Speaker 1>think ISAs October was a blockbuster month. We're looking for

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<v Speaker 1>the clip of the year, roll on, Michael, Clips of

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<v Speaker 1>the year.

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<v Speaker 5>Our biggest threat to democrasuit is strict the.

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<v Speaker 2>Clip thanks most important election of our lifetime. She's in

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of trouble. She can't talk to the press.

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<v Speaker 7>What would the major changes be and what would say

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<v Speaker 7>the same?

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<v Speaker 11>Sure, Well, I mean I'm obviously not Joe Biden, and

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<v Speaker 11>so that would be one change. Services There is not

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<v Speaker 11>a thing that comes to mind.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think Donald Trump is a fascist? Yes?

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<v Speaker 9>I do, Leo Nazis fascists in America.

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<v Speaker 2>People still follow this fascist pig.

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<v Speaker 4>Then, I don't know what else to say.

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<v Speaker 2>Spring for Germany.

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<v Speaker 9>Meanwhile, here's Harris leading a rally that apparently came with

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<v Speaker 9>free vodka.

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<v Speaker 8>About there's a.

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<v Speaker 4>Lot going on, Like I don't know if you guys

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<v Speaker 4>know this, but there's literally a.

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<v Speaker 1>Floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean

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<v Speaker 1>right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think it's called Puerto Rico.

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<v Speaker 8>Obviously, that joke does not reflect the views of President Trump.

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<v Speaker 2>I never saw him, never heard of him, and I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to hear of him.

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<v Speaker 9>Fall up from racist and sexist comment that Donald Trump's

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<v Speaker 9>and Madison to wear garden row.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that we have to stop getting so offended

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<v Speaker 1>at every little thing in the United States of America.

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<v Speaker 5>And you know, the word garbage is the hottest thing

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<v Speaker 5>right now.

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<v Speaker 6>Doing garbage I see flowing out there is your supporters.

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<v Speaker 9>The content of that section would not be out of

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<v Speaker 9>place in the backpack of an extremist. It's clear there.

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<v Speaker 2>Are times we have not met for editoring since dear

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<v Speaker 2>nik you, why won't you stand up for me? Why

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<v Speaker 2>won't you.

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<v Speaker 4>Stand up for me?

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<v Speaker 6>We are going to recommend to the court that the

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<v Speaker 6>life without the possibility of parole be removed.

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<v Speaker 2>There will be eligible for parole immediately.

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<v Speaker 5>He is the talk of the baseball world in English

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<v Speaker 5>and Spanish and any other language that's close at hand.

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<v Speaker 5>Fernando Valezuela, I go back, I go back, please.

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<v Speaker 2>Saying a miss. And the Dodgers are wide serious champions.

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<v Speaker 8>It seems like the celebrations definitely got out of hands.

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<v Speaker 3>Reports are four to five hundred people inside of this

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<v Speaker 3>Nike flagship Storre.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh his hand blue, I know ideain, Oh my goodness broke.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I will boom, I will boom.

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<v Speaker 3>From I like that girl breaking down in the national anthem?

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<v Speaker 3>Can I go back in time so that this didn't happen? No, No,

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<v Speaker 3>that's not yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Or no that there are no rules for this.

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<v Speaker 2>This is not supposed to happen. But damage is done

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<v Speaker 2>regardless of what you do at this point. Yes, Michael, I'm.

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<v Speaker 10>Back here making nos of my favorite clips. I have

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<v Speaker 10>a huge list.

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<v Speaker 2>Now we're gonna have to weed it down, man. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>next couple of commercial breaks are going to be busy.

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<v Speaker 2>We got to get it down to a manageable level.

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<v Speaker 1>One thing that struck me from that set was how

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<v Speaker 1>desperately the media liars tried to turn that stupid joke

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<v Speaker 1>about Puerto Rico into the scandal that will lose the election.

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<v Speaker 2>And there was not a vote in America.

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<v Speaker 1>That was cast in either direction because of that, and

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<v Speaker 1>it was nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>And if our Kamala, I'd be upset about that. You

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<v Speaker 3>made that the big news story leading up to that

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<v Speaker 3>final week, the Puerto Rico thing that didn't matter to anybody,

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<v Speaker 3>that didn't help her any And I was hoping from

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<v Speaker 3>that previous section with Bruce Springsteen. I've seen a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of people write that maybe it was the death of

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<v Speaker 3>the whole celebrity influencer with politics. I hope so, because

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<v Speaker 3>I really think, like Bruce with that got Trump more

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<v Speaker 3>votes than it got Kamala Harris and a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>that stuff with Beyonce and Oprah and that sort of stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>I just I don't I don't think it works anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, partly because Trump had the working class and they

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<v Speaker 1>had the zillionaires.

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<v Speaker 2>Whatever whatever guitar players.

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<v Speaker 3>We got more clips of the air and then we're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna name the clip of the year, and I want

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<v Speaker 3>to hear about his New year, New Year's resolutions and

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<v Speaker 3>some predictions and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 2>So stay here.

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<v Speaker 4>Are Strong.

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<v Speaker 2>Chest Nuts roasting on the Armstrong and Getty Show.

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<v Speaker 6>Jackie Raw snippy at you know.

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<v Speaker 3>Bernity to this segment or one in a segment tide

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<v Speaker 3>one here and one.

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<v Speaker 2>In the song after the bottom. Yeah, let's do it.

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<v Speaker 2>One here and two after the bottom of the end.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, got three left. Why don't we dive right into

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<v Speaker 1>it and then reconsider our options.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, this is the Clips of the Year show, and

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<v Speaker 3>we're also trying to nail down what is the clip

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<v Speaker 3>of the year.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a heavy heavyweight. You think Time's Person of the

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<v Speaker 1>Year is a lot of pressure. This is excuse you

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<v Speaker 1>could make diamonds in the studio today, friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Because what if we get it wrong? Right right? God

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<v Speaker 2>help us. This is November looking for the clip of

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<v Speaker 2>the year.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the clips of the year.

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<v Speaker 11>The American people want to stop the chaos and and

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<v Speaker 11>the DRAMAA.

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<v Speaker 10>It is entirely possible that we will not have the

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<v Speaker 10>opportunity to ever cast a ballot again.

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<v Speaker 6>These are the kind of guys you're like a smacking

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<v Speaker 6>the ass.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to be toasting Madam President tonight. The winner

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<v Speaker 2>is the Trump only smokes. Look what happened? Is this crazy?

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<v Speaker 3>Clearly fear and anger is what he was marketing and

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<v Speaker 3>it worked.

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<v Speaker 5>You see, the majority has spoken and they said they

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<v Speaker 5>don't care that much about democracy.

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<v Speaker 2>And shall we keep it? A lot of our fellow

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<v Speaker 2>Americans say we shouldn't. There's misogyny. Some of the most

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<v Speaker 2>misogynist things I've heard came from brightening in What in

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<v Speaker 2>the alice in Wonderland?

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<v Speaker 3>Nightmares is going on right now?

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<v Speaker 2>It's the economy stupid. Do you want to stand up

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<v Speaker 2>to Trump? I suggest you don't ever mention him. I

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<v Speaker 2>suggest you governed well.

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<v Speaker 6>The American experiment endors We're going to be okay.

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<v Speaker 11>Oh, when it is dark enough, can you see the stars?

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<v Speaker 3>Joe and I went to mar A Lago to meet

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<v Speaker 3>personally with President like Trump.

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<v Speaker 2>Why wouldn't we He's killing us and we cooked a

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<v Speaker 2>crap here.

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<v Speaker 11>I am very fastly picking the most epic cabinet of

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<v Speaker 11>all time.

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<v Speaker 2>Who are you thinking about? Well, we've got Elon and

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<v Speaker 2>Matt Gates. That's an alien versus predator US Attorney General

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<v Speaker 2>Matt Gates. That's one of the most intelligent members of Congress.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he's qualified.

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<v Speaker 5>The more you get to know Matt Gags, the less

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<v Speaker 5>you're gonna like him.

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<v Speaker 2>You have this stunning reversal.

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<v Speaker 9>One.

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<v Speaker 8>It is clear that my confirmation was unfairly becoming a destruction.

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<v Speaker 1>Except den I the allegations and told police what happened

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<v Speaker 1>in the hotel that night was consensual.

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<v Speaker 8>It's increasingly clear it is Donald Trump's world and we're

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<v Speaker 8>just living in it.

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<v Speaker 3>I would describe it as god tier level trolling, but

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<v Speaker 3>he said that's part of his aim here to shake

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<v Speaker 3>up Washington.

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<v Speaker 1>The most effective ad that the Trump campaign ran was,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Kama Harris is for they them, and Donald

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<v Speaker 1>Trump is for us.

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<v Speaker 2>Like that's where the left has a problem.

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<v Speaker 3>They become the party of the faculty lounge.

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<v Speaker 10>I'll tell you I told the president. He comes back.

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<v Speaker 2>I come back. We fix this. Mary come.

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<v Speaker 1>Sweet leading Jagga there, Sorry, Colt is the home and clip.

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<v Speaker 1>He comes back. I come back, fixed this. Ass We're good?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that worthy of the final I don't know the stress,

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<v Speaker 1>damn it.

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<v Speaker 2>There's too much.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking at my list here, I don't know what.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm checking it twice. Sure which way to turn? How

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<v Speaker 2>much time do we got, Michael?

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<v Speaker 10>Depends on your eating habits.

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<v Speaker 2>Check. Yeah, you to look good at me?

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<v Speaker 10>Is the last time I can say it.

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<v Speaker 4>This year?

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<v Speaker 10>We got about a minute.

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<v Speaker 3>You have any interesting on that front. This is a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit of a brag, probably because I've been trying

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<v Speaker 3>to take care of myself in the last year or so.

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<v Speaker 3>Common thing divorced people do, so my Henry and I

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<v Speaker 3>watched Gladiator the other night, the original Gladiator from two thousand,

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<v Speaker 3>because we want to go to the new Gladiator, but

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<v Speaker 3>I wanted to see the first Gladiator first. I'd forgotten

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<v Speaker 3>how good that movie is. That's among my favorite movies

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<v Speaker 3>of all time. That movie is fantastic. But anyway, Russell

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<v Speaker 3>Crowe is such a stud in that movie. We're the

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<v Speaker 3>same age almost exactly. Oh boy, I look better than

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<v Speaker 3>him today now, at this age, I look better than

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<v Speaker 3>he does back then. Obviously not even close.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know my isolation, You see win right there.

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<v Speaker 3>Jack. That's funny though, in two thousand, if you'd have

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<v Speaker 3>told me in a few years you'll look better than him.

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<v Speaker 2>How was that happening? Well, he's let himself go a tad.

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<v Speaker 2>It happens.

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<v Speaker 3>I think he's got a lifestyle. So we got to

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<v Speaker 3>get some more eclips of the year. We'll pick out

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<v Speaker 3>the clip of the air. I do want to get

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<v Speaker 3>to the New Year's resolutions. And I got a couple

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<v Speaker 3>of predictions for next year. And next year twenty five

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<v Speaker 3>is going to be quite a year, certainly politically anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>hopefully not global war e all that stuff on the way.

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<v Speaker 2>Are strong and geddy, the strong and show very Christmas.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish you Americ Christmas. I wish you Americ Christmas

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<v Speaker 2>and happy who. I've been looking up at predictions.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a lot of Travis and Taylor get married, or

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<v Speaker 3>Travis and Taylor break up.

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<v Speaker 2>His predictions for the next year. My money's gone breakup.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm hoping married just because I like people getting married

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<v Speaker 3>being happy.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I tell you what, Let's get the work done

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<v Speaker 1>then we can play later. It's time to you know,

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<v Speaker 1>business before pleasure. Let's plunge on. It's the second half

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<v Speaker 1>of November. Clips of the year.

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<v Speaker 8>And I'll take now on the monkeys that escaped Wednesday

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<v Speaker 8>from a research lab in South Carolina. At least twenty

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<v Speaker 8>five have been recaptured.

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<v Speaker 2>I like to solve the parlbo Okay, well, let's hear it.

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<v Speaker 3>Treat yourself a round of sausage.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, that's not it. It's being called the four

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<v Speaker 2>B movement.

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<v Speaker 5>We're not going to settle for low value men that

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<v Speaker 5>don't respect us anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>In fact of these crazoes are out here. They're like,

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<v Speaker 2>we're not touching men. I hope that means more for me.

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<v Speaker 2>And then he hit him for the right along.

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<v Speaker 1>Tyson coming forward, but Paul landing the cleaner effective punch it.

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<v Speaker 2>We need JAXA's for Pina.

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<v Speaker 1>Hours after Mahomes was targeted and with the chiefs about

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<v Speaker 1>to kick off Monday night, police say burglars stole twenty

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<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars in cash from Kelsey's home and damaged the

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<v Speaker 1>back door. Guys, how are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 2>My brother and are professional actors, and we thought, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>this is our introduction to Hollywood. He still owes us

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<v Speaker 2>five hundred dollars. Is there anything do they like? Shellacks?

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<v Speaker 2>The banana? Gray? Shellac in the banana is not something

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<v Speaker 2>we need. Everythings cut up in the house. Have a

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<v Speaker 2>sad and discouraging Tyson Paul fight.

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<v Speaker 3>Tyson landed seventeen punches, and the other day in an interview,

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<v Speaker 3>he said he doesn't remember a lot of the fight.

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<v Speaker 3>He got hit hard enough early that he just doesn't

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<v Speaker 3>remember a lot of the rest of the fight, which

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<v Speaker 3>I'm good for your brain when you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Sixty years old.

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<v Speaker 1>And how about that whole stupid four B movement that

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<v Speaker 1>was a thing for about a cup of coffee. I

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<v Speaker 1>remember when girls women were smart and fun and tough

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<v Speaker 1>and cute and great to hang out with, and lies

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm not going to give myself up to a

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<v Speaker 1>man who is unworthy. Oh my god, the internet is

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<v Speaker 1>killing humanity. Good luck with that whatever, indeed, good luck.

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<v Speaker 2>Indeed. We're working our way towards the Clip of the year.

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<v Speaker 2>What should it be?

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<v Speaker 6>Text?

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<v Speaker 1>Now four one, five, two, nine five KFTC. December is epic.

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<v Speaker 1>It's sprawling. Here we go the final months of clips

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<v Speaker 1>of the year.

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<v Speaker 2>Those mysterious drones in the skies for weeks.

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<v Speaker 9>Now, I'm gonna tell you the real deal. Iran launched

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<v Speaker 9>a mothership. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you the deal.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So off the east coast of the United States of.

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<v Speaker 9>America, there is no evidence of any foreign based involvement

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<v Speaker 9>from coastal vessels.

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<v Speaker 3>It is our job to be vigilant in the federal

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<v Speaker 3>government on behalf of the American public, and we can

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<v Speaker 3>assure their safety by reason of that vigilance.

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<v Speaker 2>He needs to wake up, Pink. He's ignoring the Iranian mothership.

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<v Speaker 2>The new rage item this season is a pardon.

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<v Speaker 10>President ishweing clemency for nearly fifteen hundred Americans.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ruled out a pardon for your son, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>but he.

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<v Speaker 10>Also believes that the war politics infected the process and

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<v Speaker 10>led you a miscarriage of justice.

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't you go ahead and pardon with Donald Trump?

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<v Speaker 2>They are the goats of this favorite form of corruption.

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<v Speaker 3>Government is too big, there's too many things, and it

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<v Speaker 3>does almost nothing well, and the taxpayers deserve better.

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<v Speaker 2>Trump joked to him.

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<v Speaker 1>Then maybe Canada should become the fifty first state and

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<v Speaker 1>Trudeau could become its governor.

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<v Speaker 3>A second grade student called nine to one one to

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<v Speaker 3>report a shooting how occurred.

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<v Speaker 2>At school Syria. He's a dangerous cocktail.

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<v Speaker 6>This is an amazing geopolitical disaster, particularly for the Russians.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, twenty five percent chance it turns out really well.

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<v Speaker 8>And the rebel tells him there's no more army, no

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<v Speaker 8>more prisons.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you seriously?

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<v Speaker 7>Says?

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<v Speaker 8>His real name is in fact Salama, Mohammed Salama, And

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<v Speaker 8>it's clear that far from being an ordinary guy as

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<v Speaker 8>he presented himself to be, he was a part of

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<v Speaker 8>Masha Assad's brutal regime.

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<v Speaker 7>That if the hostages are not released prior to January twentieth,

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<v Speaker 7>twenty twenty five, there will be all hell to pay

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<v Speaker 7>in the Middle East.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna have a dream battle.

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<v Speaker 10>We really believe that he is not that man he

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<v Speaker 10>was seven years ago, Hash Patel.

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<v Speaker 1>He is the most unfairly maligned person that I work with.

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<v Speaker 2>Trump's enemies quote should be very afraid.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, we're going to come after the people in the media.

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<v Speaker 11>The true test of our commitment is weather in the

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<v Speaker 11>face of an obstacle.

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<v Speaker 2>Do we throw up our hands or do we roll

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<v Speaker 2>up our sleeves? And as we prose? I don't here

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<v Speaker 2>Daniel Penny cleared of all criminal charges. We need some

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<v Speaker 2>black visilities. That's right, IONI hear me on this. He

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<v Speaker 2>is no hero. Why I fell joy unfortunately? You know

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<v Speaker 2>because seriously, I mean, I love that the CEOs are

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<v Speaker 2>afraid right now. You should be. But I can't tell

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<v Speaker 2>you nobody enjoys flying in your airlines. It's a disaster.

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<v Speaker 2>Now go poop in a bucket, you beasts.

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<v Speaker 3>That reminds me of a fortune I got at Panda

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<v Speaker 3>Express the other night, A.

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<v Speaker 2>IPEd in your rice. It was handwritten.

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<v Speaker 1>That's more a confession than a fortune.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't, I can't, I can't let it go. Maybe

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<v Speaker 3>I'll never say it again after this year Kamala Harris's

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<v Speaker 3>belief that she is clever or poetic or something is

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<v Speaker 3>so misplaced. The do we throw up our arms or

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<v Speaker 3>do we roll up our sleeves?

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<v Speaker 11>Oo, and she's.

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<v Speaker 2>Waiting for the just people.

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<v Speaker 3>She's weak for people to put them on her shoulders

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<v Speaker 3>and carry her out of the room because it's a

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<v Speaker 3>Oh they're both arm related situations. I see.

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<v Speaker 2>That is devastating.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she drops a cliche on you, then struts around

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<v Speaker 1>like she unleashed. I have a dream. It's pathetic. God,

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<v Speaker 1>please go away.

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<v Speaker 2>We got another cliff to Hans a dream. We got

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<v Speaker 2>another clip.

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<v Speaker 3>Joe and I both gave each other the eyeball Mike

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<v Speaker 3>Johnson's the government's too big, it spends too much money

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<v Speaker 3>and it does nothing well. Is I could make that

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<v Speaker 3>the clip of the year, just because I want it

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<v Speaker 3>to be, you know, the clip of the sension, to

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<v Speaker 3>be the national motto.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I'll be printed on the money every time

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<v Speaker 1>you finger one of your decreasingly valuable dollar bills, you'd

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<v Speaker 1>see those words we.

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<v Speaker 2>Gotta break or break damn it. I want to talk

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<v Speaker 2>about We're gonna run out of time.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, swear all you want, Brother, the clock doesn't lie.

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<v Speaker 3>We're gonna get a clip of the year and a

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<v Speaker 3>bunch of other stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Stay tuned. So with the corn cobs, pipe and a

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<v Speaker 2>button nose, eyes made out of cold russ to the

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<v Speaker 2>snow Man is a fairy tale. They say he was

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<v Speaker 2>made of snow, but the children know that he came

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<v Speaker 2>to life from there.

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<v Speaker 3>There must have been some magic quick predictions I've got

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<v Speaker 3>for next year. I think we are going with Israel,

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<v Speaker 3>but we are going to take out Iran's nuclear.

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<v Speaker 2>Capabilities, which could lead to regime change or not. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>But we're gonna take out the nuclear which is gonna

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<v Speaker 3>be a big deal. That's gonna be a big deal.

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<v Speaker 3>But I think Trump will do it. I think the

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<v Speaker 3>Ukraine Russia things get settled. Not to my dissatisfaction, Ukraine

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<v Speaker 3>loses a big chunkle and it's over.

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<v Speaker 2>The security assurances are going to be the key. There

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<v Speaker 2>no doubt. I get one for you.

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<v Speaker 1>On the domestic scene, the war against woke actually begins

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<v Speaker 1>as the Trump administration looks at college campuses and the

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<v Speaker 1>Department of Education looks at elementary education, high schools, that

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<v Speaker 1>sort of thing. The fight hasn't yet begun.

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<v Speaker 3>The tax battle is going to be the dominant news

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<v Speaker 3>story political story I think of the year, and it's

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<v Speaker 3>going to be really maddening the way it's covered.

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<v Speaker 2>But we'll be here every day to sort through that. Katie.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have a New Year's resolution? I have. I

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<v Speaker 2>have a couple. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I want to try to start journaling because when I write, it.

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<v Speaker 2>Helps a lot. Yeah. Sure.

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<v Speaker 4>And then the other one is I'm hopefully going to

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<v Speaker 4>make a baby.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, Now that's a new Year's resolution.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you need any tips, I've joined in three of them.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess some ideas for you. Thanks, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Jack, I assume you're about to You're gonna turn

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<v Speaker 1>to Michael next, or Michael, what's your New years reslution?

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<v Speaker 10>I want to put a little muscle on my frame

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<v Speaker 10>and maybe a stretch more, stretch more.

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<v Speaker 2>That's interest.

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<v Speaker 10>I need to get good health. I'm trying to you know. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 10>I want to get in good health.

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<v Speaker 3>You know. I dedicated to myself to that this year,

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<v Speaker 3>and it it feels a lot better.

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<v Speaker 2>I can tell you that it feels a lot better.

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<v Speaker 2>But no big goods.

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<v Speaker 3>As I've mentioned many times, I'm going to try to

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<v Speaker 3>not eat big goods the entire.

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<v Speaker 1>Year, similar to Katie, who not only stole my thunder

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<v Speaker 1>but then did a much cooler one than anybody I

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<v Speaker 1>can imagine.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want yes.

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<v Speaker 7>I can yes, I can ss women or women.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh boy, I have a book. I have been organizing.

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<v Speaker 1>I have barely started working on the actual writing, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's going well. I am going to finish it in

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<v Speaker 1>the year twenty twenty five.

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<v Speaker 8>Cool.

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<v Speaker 3>By god, are you going to give us some hints

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<v Speaker 3>to what it is? No fiction or nonfiction?

0:28:52.400 --> 0:28:55.720
<v Speaker 1>It's the Time of the Beavers, my seventh part science

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<v Speaker 1>fiction series.

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<v Speaker 2>I assume it's non fiction non fiction. Correct. That's a

0:29:00.200 --> 0:29:03.040
<v Speaker 2>great project to have, I think so. I'm very excited

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<v Speaker 2>about him.

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<v Speaker 1>So Hanson has prepared the finalist.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody's got all these cool New Year's resolutions. Money is

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna stop beating so much pie well.

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<v Speaker 2>Roll it.

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<v Speaker 6>Don't mess with them in work unless you want to

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<v Speaker 6>get them back.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't Trump.

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<v Speaker 6>I really don't know what he said at the end

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<v Speaker 6>of this, and I don't think he knows what he

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<v Speaker 6>said either.

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<v Speaker 2>Joe, you did such a great job. You answered every question.

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<v Speaker 2>I love you job.

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<v Speaker 3>One person's socialism is another person's neighborliness.

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<v Speaker 11>And I come from the middle classroom, and I grew

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<v Speaker 11>up in a neighborhood of folks who are very proud

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<v Speaker 11>of their launch and particularly.

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<v Speaker 2>A return of the susag a hostitute.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got a busy day today after the show, a

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<v Speaker 3>busy day of work.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got a busy day Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and so on.

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<v Speaker 11>Let's talk about the fact that President Trump incited an

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<v Speaker 11>erection and maybe that too.

0:30:15.400 --> 0:30:20.200
<v Speaker 2>It spells fanny. It spelled fanny like your ass right trailer.

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<v Speaker 11>Somebody's bleached, blind, bad built, butsh body that would not

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<v Speaker 11>be engaging in personalities.

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<v Speaker 2>Correct. Oh what now, Yeah, you're not.

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<v Speaker 8>You don't have enough inteligant Oh girl, baby girl.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh really, government is too big.

0:30:37.640 --> 0:30:39.720
<v Speaker 3>There's too many things, and it does almost nothing well

0:30:39.960 --> 0:30:41.560
<v Speaker 3>and the taxpayers deserve better.

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<v Speaker 7>If you want to really see something that said, take

0:30:45.400 --> 0:30:46.560
<v Speaker 7>a look at what happened.

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<v Speaker 2>In Springfield.

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<v Speaker 10>They're eating the dogs the people that came in. They're

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<v Speaker 10>eating the they're eating they're eating.

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<v Speaker 7>The pets of the people that live there.

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<v Speaker 2>And this is what's happening in our country. And it's

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<v Speaker 2>a shame. They're eating the dogs, the people that came in.

0:31:14.120 --> 0:31:15.360
<v Speaker 2>They're eating the cats.

0:31:15.560 --> 0:31:19.680
<v Speaker 10>They're eating They're eating the pips of the people that

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<v Speaker 10>live there.

0:31:21.760 --> 0:31:25.360
<v Speaker 2>They're eating the dogs. They're eating the.

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<v Speaker 4>Cats, salmon, they're eating the pens the people that live

0:31:30.320 --> 0:31:33.440
<v Speaker 4>They're eating the dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>They're eating the cats, salmon, they're eating the pens the

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<v Speaker 2>people that live.

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<v Speaker 3>Those are your finalists for clips of the year. Those

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<v Speaker 3>are all really good.

0:31:48.600 --> 0:31:50.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that was a montage.

0:31:50.720 --> 0:31:52.560
<v Speaker 1>Because the number of the clips were long issue, we

0:31:52.560 --> 0:31:56.800
<v Speaker 1>would have run out of time. We had intense discussions

0:31:56.880 --> 0:31:59.480
<v Speaker 1>during the commercial break, in which there was a great

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<v Speaker 1>deal of a for the Peanuts version of their eating

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<v Speaker 1>the dogs, They're eating the cats.

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<v Speaker 3>We almost went with the assassination attempt, just because all

0:32:09.040 --> 0:32:11.440
<v Speaker 3>of us were struck emotionally by it hearing today and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not exactly sure why I hadn't heard it in

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<v Speaker 3>a while or something, or just the full realization of Wow,

0:32:16.720 --> 0:32:19.120
<v Speaker 3>how different things could have turned out.

0:32:19.080 --> 0:32:22.240
<v Speaker 1>Right and how miserable the Secret Service failures were. It's

0:32:22.240 --> 0:32:29.160
<v Speaker 1>an incredibly impactful clip. What we ended up going with

0:32:29.240 --> 0:32:32.120
<v Speaker 1>barely barely. This is one of the toughest decisions ever.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the longer version because it tells the whole

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<v Speaker 1>story and changed history.

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<v Speaker 6>What I've done since I've changed the law, what's happened.

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<v Speaker 6>I've changed it in a way that now you're in

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<v Speaker 6>a situation where there are forty percent fewer people coming

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<v Speaker 6>across the border illegally.

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<v Speaker 2>That's better than when he left office.

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<v Speaker 6>And I'm going to continue to move until we get

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<v Speaker 6>the total band on, the total initiative relative to what

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<v Speaker 6>we're gonna do with more border patrol and more as officers.

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<v Speaker 6>President Trump, I really don't know what he said at

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<v Speaker 6>the end of this, and I don't think he knows

0:33:09.680 --> 0:33:10.400
<v Speaker 6>what he said either.

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<v Speaker 3>There was a lot of build up to that moment, obviously,

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<v Speaker 3>as we all know, but that was the turning point.

0:33:19.160 --> 0:33:21.520
<v Speaker 3>That's when it was cooked. That's when Biden was done.

0:33:21.920 --> 0:33:24.479
<v Speaker 3>He held on for a while, but that, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>that's when Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, all the media. That's

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<v Speaker 3>when everybody was like, Okay, this is over.

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<v Speaker 2>And it was so much more than the Trump wise crack.

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<v Speaker 2>It was saying out loud what everybody saw, right, and

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think he does either. Is the key right? Right? Hanson?

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<v Speaker 3>Real quick, you got a New Year's resolution, are you

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<v Speaker 3>going to You're gonna do? Final thought, okay, we'll let

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<v Speaker 3>you do.

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<v Speaker 2>Final thought. Awesome, cool.

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<v Speaker 10>No intro for this one.

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<v Speaker 2>We had our special clothes. Here's your host for finals

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<v Speaker 2>is Joe Getty. Let's get a finals out from everybody

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<v Speaker 2>on the crew. Mike l Angelow lead us off.

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<v Speaker 10>Just a big thank you to everybody on the staff

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<v Speaker 10>for working so hard. You guys do a great job,

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<v Speaker 10>and I hope you all have a great Merry Christmas

0:34:09.200 --> 0:34:10.960
<v Speaker 10>and New Year's love working with you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you. M Dog right back at you, Katie Green

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<v Speaker 2>our steam new as woman. A final final thought.

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<v Speaker 4>Katie, I totally echo what Michael just said.

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<v Speaker 2>Working with you guys as a blast.

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<v Speaker 4>And I hope everyone has a merry Christmas napping here

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<v Speaker 4>as well.

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<v Speaker 2>That's fabulous. Thank you for saying so, Jackie. Final thought,

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<v Speaker 2>Well we got to get hands in the first time.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh sorry, Hanson, I forgot go ahead. That's all right,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not used to it. Perfectly fine. Thank god for you, Jack, Joe,

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<v Speaker 2>Katie and Michael.

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<v Speaker 7>Without you, I don't know what I'd be doing, probably

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<v Speaker 7>collecting knits next to the curb in.

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<v Speaker 2>Front of the gas station or something that's similar. Yeah.

0:34:46.920 --> 0:34:47.800
<v Speaker 2>Jack final thawt.

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<v Speaker 3>I love this job, happy every year that I get

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<v Speaker 3>to do it. Can't wait to come back and talk

0:34:52.120 --> 0:34:54.760
<v Speaker 3>about twenty twenty five. Thank you to everybody that works.

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<v Speaker 2>On this show.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah my final thought, it is a pleasure and honor

0:34:57.920 --> 0:34:59.840
<v Speaker 1>to work with you all. You're just so terrific. We

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<v Speaker 1>lucky to do what we do. Thanks everybody for your support,

0:35:02.880 --> 0:35:05.759
<v Speaker 1>your beautiful notes and emails and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll be back run to go in January.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't believe you have New Year's resolutions like have

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<v Speaker 3>a baby, write a book, and my knees eat less pie.

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<v Speaker 2>See you next year. God bless America.

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<v Speaker 10>Hey, any of you are looking for any blast minuted

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<v Speaker 10>gift ideas for me?

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<v Speaker 9>I have one.

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<v Speaker 2>Like Frank Shirley, my boss right here tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>I want him bought from his happy holiday slumber over

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<v Speaker 1>there a melody lane with all the other rich people,

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<v Speaker 1>and I want to right here with a big ribbon

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<v Speaker 1>on his head.

0:35:40.320 --> 0:35:41.799
<v Speaker 2>And I want to look him straight in the eye.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't want to tell him what a cheap lyne,

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<v Speaker 5>no good, rotten fork flushing, low life, snake looking dirt

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<v Speaker 5>eating and bread over stuff, ignorant, blood fucking.

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<v Speaker 1>Dog kissing, brainless, hopeless, heartless.

0:35:55.040 --> 0:35:57.600
<v Speaker 10>Fat ass, bug eyed, stiff leg It's funny.

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<v Speaker 2>If we're headed sack.

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<v Speaker 8>Of month, it is he Lojah.

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<v Speaker 2>Where's the title? Armstrong and Getty