Speaker 1: Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio in the
Speaker 1: George Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong, Joe Getty.
Speaker 2: Arm Strong and Getty and he Armstrong and Eddy.
Speaker 3: I want everybody to think about a New Year's resolution,
Speaker 3: because I'm gonna ask everybody because for whatever reason, I
Speaker 3: find it interesting more directionally than like whether you actually
Speaker 3: succeed with your resolution. It's just what's on a person's
Speaker 3: mind that they want to do for self improvement for
Speaker 3: the next year.
Speaker 2: Spending time on doctor Jack's couch. Hmm, maybe that's it.
Speaker 3: As I've mentioned, I have sworn off the baked goods
Speaker 3: for twenty twenty four and I don't even think I
Speaker 3: can actually do it. This is the most challenging one
Speaker 3: I've ever taken on. I was going to try to
Speaker 3: start already because one thing I know about addictions and
Speaker 3: bad habits, the whole I'll do it on this date
Speaker 3: is not the way to do it.
Speaker 2: Do it today. If it's important, do it now. But
Speaker 2: I can't pass up.
Speaker 3: Christmas cookies whatever you call those, those kind of cookies
Speaker 3: that have the special I only make it once a year.
Speaker 3: Christmas frosting. What are those? I got a name they're
Speaker 3: white cookies. I smooth frosting on top of the Christmas cooking.
Speaker 3: I only ever seen it Christmas.
Speaker 2: It's like a sugar cookie.
Speaker 3: Sugar cookie, yeah, and I never seen any at a
Speaker 3: time of the year, especially with that kind of frosting.
Speaker 2: I gotta eat those.
Speaker 4: All of this coming from the man who just pulled
Speaker 4: a fork out of his pocket so he could eat
Speaker 4: a pie in the parking lot.
Speaker 3: It's an actual metal fork from a table I had
Speaker 3: in my pocket of my jack.
Speaker 1: I would say for my occasional swearing off alcohols for
Speaker 1: a period, it is to become more aware, not be
Speaker 1: in a habit. Think I'm going to go have a
Speaker 1: drink because I want to have drink, not because I
Speaker 1: always do it this time of day, that sort of thing.
Speaker 1: And perhaps you could do the same with pie. No,
Speaker 1: just become more unconscious.
Speaker 2: I can't do that. I'm an all or nothing. No
Speaker 2: I'm saying.
Speaker 1: No, I'm saying, but if you take a break for
Speaker 1: a while and you can't do the whole year as
Speaker 1: you just suggested, you will have a more you know,
Speaker 1: aware relationship with the pot.
Speaker 3: I doubt it, but it's a good thought. I certainly
Speaker 3: didn't with donuts. I swore them off for an entire year,
Speaker 3: and then I came back as strong as I'm well,
Speaker 3: there's no help in you. No, no, there's not other
Speaker 3: than abstinence on the things that I can't handle.
Speaker 2: Well, there you go, do you do you?
Speaker 1: We have a lot of great clips to get to
Speaker 1: where into October we're narrowing it down to the clip
Speaker 1: of the year. The pressure is building. I'm actually starting
Speaker 1: to get stressed about this. This is the beginning of
Speaker 1: October clips of the year. So he took you in Hell.
Speaker 2: I had a lot of fun here everybody. Honestly, Tim,
Speaker 2: I think you got a tough job here.
Speaker 5: I've become friends with school shooters and I'm proud of
Speaker 5: that service that will.
Speaker 2: Use a lot of fancy words, and I'm a knucklehead
Speaker 2: at times. That's what I've said, and from that I
Speaker 2: learned a lot. Thank you, Governor.
Speaker 5: There's something wrong with Kamala's Only a mentally disabled person
Speaker 5: could have allowed this to happen.
Speaker 2: She's a stupid person. I only got one vote. It's
Speaker 2: one of the most precious possessions that I have.
Speaker 6: Shut up.
Speaker 2: I am proudly casting my vote for Vice President Kamala Harris.
Speaker 2: Bye bye bye Donald Trump. You never see him around
Speaker 2: strong intelligent women.
Speaker 7: Ever, today we've decided to officially endorse communist Kamala Harris
Speaker 7: for president.
Speaker 2: She's a pemenomenon.
Speaker 7: She gave Drew Barrymore a hug, an act that symbolized
Speaker 7: her willingness to wrap her arms around the country and
Speaker 7: give us all a hug whenever publicans make us feel sad.
Speaker 2: There's a lot to discuss. We have to move on.
Speaker 3: She really have said that they have launched a ground
Speaker 3: incursion into southern Lebanon.
Speaker 2: We do need to look for ways to de escalate
Speaker 2: the tensions.
Speaker 8: The United States should help Israel drive Hezbla to the
Speaker 8: mat and choke it out.
Speaker 2: And you know, I'm dead. I'm dead tonight.
Speaker 9: Israel is under attack from Iran.
Speaker 1: Israel says Iran will pay a price, deadly, precise and
Speaker 1: above all surprising.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm hoping your reaper doesn't go off. The thing is,
Speaker 2: you should not know, you I haven't known. We have
Speaker 2: a lot to get to ahead, gentlemen, on many.
Speaker 10: Topics, because what there it's telling you is complete bull news.
Speaker 2: And these politicians don't one what does the stage of.
Speaker 10: The storm bone. What do they need after what you
Speaker 10: call today go on the storm zone, Yes, sir.
Speaker 2: Wor going to Don bull he but never gave it
Speaker 2: us until now.
Speaker 3: The dock workers calling this a tentative deal, which means
Speaker 3: pay raises eventually.
Speaker 2: I will cripple you.
Speaker 1: In particularly, they were supposed to use the term bonus hole.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they turned us into the last shot at the
Speaker 4: miniature golf course, is what they did?
Speaker 2: You never mind? That was right Michael's completed X for
Speaker 2: the TikTok Challenge. All that was so good.
Speaker 1: As a proud moment Katie with one of the great
Speaker 1: lines in the history of the show, discussing how the
Speaker 1: woke crowd wanted to rename the vagina the bonus hole.
Speaker 1: And you said, they've turned us into the last hole
Speaker 1: of the miniature golf course.
Speaker 3: In particularly particularly needs to be one of nil particularly
Speaker 3: definitely needs me only. And it's not a clip of
Speaker 3: the year, but maybe the worst moment in the debates
Speaker 3: of all the bad moments of the debates between Biden
Speaker 3: Kamala and Tim Walls, that long answer that we played
Speaker 3: over and over again, trying to explain what he claimed
Speaker 3: he fought in a war that he didn't fight in
Speaker 3: or whatever. That was one of the most embarrassing things ever.
Speaker 2: It was so horrible.
Speaker 1: It's difficult to picture a worse choice than Tim Walls. Well,
Speaker 1: we need to plunge on. Is everybody emotionally ready? I
Speaker 1: think ISAs October was a blockbuster month. We're looking for
Speaker 1: the clip of the year, roll on, Michael, Clips of
Speaker 1: the year.
Speaker 5: Our biggest threat to democrasuit is strict the.
Speaker 2: Clip thanks most important election of our lifetime. She's in
Speaker 2: a lot of trouble. She can't talk to the press.
Speaker 7: What would the major changes be and what would say
Speaker 7: the same?
Speaker 11: Sure, Well, I mean I'm obviously not Joe Biden, and
Speaker 11: so that would be one change. Services There is not
Speaker 11: a thing that comes to mind.
Speaker 2: Do you think Donald Trump is a fascist? Yes?
Speaker 9: I do, Leo Nazis fascists in America.
Speaker 2: People still follow this fascist pig.
Speaker 4: Then, I don't know what else to say.
Speaker 2: Spring for Germany.
Speaker 9: Meanwhile, here's Harris leading a rally that apparently came with
Speaker 9: free vodka.
Speaker 8: About there's a.
Speaker 4: Lot going on, Like I don't know if you guys
Speaker 4: know this, but there's literally a.
Speaker 1: Floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's called Puerto Rico.
Speaker 8: Obviously, that joke does not reflect the views of President Trump.
Speaker 2: I never saw him, never heard of him, and I
Speaker 2: don't want to hear of him.
Speaker 9: Fall up from racist and sexist comment that Donald Trump's
Speaker 9: and Madison to wear garden row.
Speaker 1: I think that we have to stop getting so offended
Speaker 1: at every little thing in the United States of America.
Speaker 5: And you know, the word garbage is the hottest thing
Speaker 5: right now.
Speaker 6: Doing garbage I see flowing out there is your supporters.
Speaker 9: The content of that section would not be out of
Speaker 9: place in the backpack of an extremist. It's clear there.
Speaker 2: Are times we have not met for editoring since dear
Speaker 2: nik you, why won't you stand up for me? Why
Speaker 2: won't you.
Speaker 4: Stand up for me?
Speaker 6: We are going to recommend to the court that the
Speaker 6: life without the possibility of parole be removed.
Speaker 2: There will be eligible for parole immediately.
Speaker 5: He is the talk of the baseball world in English
Speaker 5: and Spanish and any other language that's close at hand.
Speaker 5: Fernando Valezuela, I go back, I go back, please.
Speaker 2: Saying a miss. And the Dodgers are wide serious champions.
Speaker 8: It seems like the celebrations definitely got out of hands.
Speaker 3: Reports are four to five hundred people inside of this
Speaker 3: Nike flagship Storre.
Speaker 5: Oh his hand blue, I know ideain, Oh my goodness broke.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I will boom, I will boom.
Speaker 3: From I like that girl breaking down in the national anthem?
Speaker 3: Can I go back in time so that this didn't happen? No, No,
Speaker 3: that's not yes.
Speaker 1: Or no that there are no rules for this.
Speaker 2: This is not supposed to happen. But damage is done
Speaker 2: regardless of what you do at this point. Yes, Michael, I'm.
Speaker 10: Back here making nos of my favorite clips. I have
Speaker 10: a huge list.
Speaker 2: Now we're gonna have to weed it down, man. Yeah,
Speaker 2: next couple of commercial breaks are going to be busy.
Speaker 2: We got to get it down to a manageable level.
Speaker 1: One thing that struck me from that set was how
Speaker 1: desperately the media liars tried to turn that stupid joke
Speaker 1: about Puerto Rico into the scandal that will lose the election.
Speaker 2: And there was not a vote in America.
Speaker 1: That was cast in either direction because of that, and
Speaker 1: it was nothing.
Speaker 3: And if our Kamala, I'd be upset about that. You
Speaker 3: made that the big news story leading up to that
Speaker 3: final week, the Puerto Rico thing that didn't matter to anybody,
Speaker 3: that didn't help her any And I was hoping from
Speaker 3: that previous section with Bruce Springsteen. I've seen a lot
Speaker 3: of people write that maybe it was the death of
Speaker 3: the whole celebrity influencer with politics. I hope so, because
Speaker 3: I really think, like Bruce with that got Trump more
Speaker 3: votes than it got Kamala Harris and a lot of
Speaker 3: that stuff with Beyonce and Oprah and that sort of stuff.
Speaker 2: I just I don't I don't think it works anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, partly because Trump had the working class and they
Speaker 1: had the zillionaires.
Speaker 2: Whatever whatever guitar players.
Speaker 3: We got more clips of the air and then we're
Speaker 3: gonna name the clip of the year, and I want
Speaker 3: to hear about his New year, New Year's resolutions and
Speaker 3: some predictions and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: So stay here.
Speaker 4: Are Strong.
Speaker 2: Chest Nuts roasting on the Armstrong and Getty Show.
Speaker 6: Jackie Raw snippy at you know.
Speaker 3: Bernity to this segment or one in a segment tide
Speaker 3: one here and one.
Speaker 2: In the song after the bottom. Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 2: One here and two after the bottom of the end.
Speaker 1: Okay, got three left. Why don't we dive right into
Speaker 1: it and then reconsider our options.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is the Clips of the Year show, and
Speaker 3: we're also trying to nail down what is the clip
Speaker 3: of the year.
Speaker 1: It's a heavy heavyweight. You think Time's Person of the
Speaker 1: Year is a lot of pressure. This is excuse you
Speaker 1: could make diamonds in the studio today, friends.
Speaker 2: Because what if we get it wrong? Right right? God
Speaker 2: help us. This is November looking for the clip of
Speaker 2: the year.
Speaker 1: It's the clips of the year.
Speaker 11: The American people want to stop the chaos and and
Speaker 11: the DRAMAA.
Speaker 10: It is entirely possible that we will not have the
Speaker 10: opportunity to ever cast a ballot again.
Speaker 6: These are the kind of guys you're like a smacking
Speaker 6: the ass.
Speaker 2: I'm going to be toasting Madam President tonight. The winner
Speaker 2: is the Trump only smokes. Look what happened? Is this crazy?
Speaker 3: Clearly fear and anger is what he was marketing and
Speaker 3: it worked.
Speaker 5: You see, the majority has spoken and they said they
Speaker 5: don't care that much about democracy.
Speaker 2: And shall we keep it? A lot of our fellow
Speaker 2: Americans say we shouldn't. There's misogyny. Some of the most
Speaker 2: misogynist things I've heard came from brightening in What in
Speaker 2: the alice in Wonderland?
Speaker 3: Nightmares is going on right now?
Speaker 2: It's the economy stupid. Do you want to stand up
Speaker 2: to Trump? I suggest you don't ever mention him. I
Speaker 2: suggest you governed well.
Speaker 6: The American experiment endors We're going to be okay.
Speaker 11: Oh, when it is dark enough, can you see the stars?
Speaker 3: Joe and I went to mar A Lago to meet
Speaker 3: personally with President like Trump.
Speaker 2: Why wouldn't we He's killing us and we cooked a
Speaker 2: crap here.
Speaker 11: I am very fastly picking the most epic cabinet of
Speaker 11: all time.
Speaker 2: Who are you thinking about? Well, we've got Elon and
Speaker 2: Matt Gates. That's an alien versus predator US Attorney General
Speaker 2: Matt Gates. That's one of the most intelligent members of Congress.
Speaker 2: I think he's qualified.
Speaker 5: The more you get to know Matt Gags, the less
Speaker 5: you're gonna like him.
Speaker 2: You have this stunning reversal.
Speaker 9: One.
Speaker 8: It is clear that my confirmation was unfairly becoming a destruction.
Speaker 1: Except den I the allegations and told police what happened
Speaker 1: in the hotel that night was consensual.
Speaker 8: It's increasingly clear it is Donald Trump's world and we're
Speaker 8: just living in it.
Speaker 3: I would describe it as god tier level trolling, but
Speaker 3: he said that's part of his aim here to shake
Speaker 3: up Washington.
Speaker 1: The most effective ad that the Trump campaign ran was,
Speaker 1: you know, Kama Harris is for they them, and Donald
Speaker 1: Trump is for us.
Speaker 2: Like that's where the left has a problem.
Speaker 3: They become the party of the faculty lounge.
Speaker 10: I'll tell you I told the president. He comes back.
Speaker 2: I come back. We fix this. Mary come.
Speaker 1: Sweet leading Jagga there, Sorry, Colt is the home and clip.
Speaker 1: He comes back. I come back, fixed this. Ass We're good?
Speaker 1: Is that worthy of the final I don't know the stress,
Speaker 1: damn it.
Speaker 2: There's too much.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at my list here, I don't know what.
Speaker 2: I'm checking it twice. Sure which way to turn? How
Speaker 2: much time do we got, Michael?
Speaker 10: Depends on your eating habits.
Speaker 2: Check. Yeah, you to look good at me?
Speaker 10: Is the last time I can say it.
Speaker 4: This year?
Speaker 10: We got about a minute.
Speaker 3: You have any interesting on that front. This is a
Speaker 3: little bit of a brag, probably because I've been trying
Speaker 3: to take care of myself in the last year or so.
Speaker 3: Common thing divorced people do, so my Henry and I
Speaker 3: watched Gladiator the other night, the original Gladiator from two thousand,
Speaker 3: because we want to go to the new Gladiator, but
Speaker 3: I wanted to see the first Gladiator first. I'd forgotten
Speaker 3: how good that movie is. That's among my favorite movies
Speaker 3: of all time. That movie is fantastic. But anyway, Russell
Speaker 3: Crowe is such a stud in that movie. We're the
Speaker 3: same age almost exactly. Oh boy, I look better than
Speaker 3: him today now, at this age, I look better than
Speaker 3: he does back then. Obviously not even close.
Speaker 2: But you know my isolation, You see win right there.
Speaker 3: Jack. That's funny though, in two thousand, if you'd have
Speaker 3: told me in a few years you'll look better than him.
Speaker 2: How was that happening? Well, he's let himself go a tad.
Speaker 2: It happens.
Speaker 3: I think he's got a lifestyle. So we got to
Speaker 3: get some more eclips of the year. We'll pick out
Speaker 3: the clip of the air. I do want to get
Speaker 3: to the New Year's resolutions. And I got a couple
Speaker 3: of predictions for next year. And next year twenty five
Speaker 3: is going to be quite a year, certainly politically anyway,
Speaker 3: hopefully not global war e all that stuff on the way.
Speaker 2: Are strong and geddy, the strong and show very Christmas.
Speaker 2: I wish you Americ Christmas. I wish you Americ Christmas
Speaker 2: and happy who. I've been looking up at predictions.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of Travis and Taylor get married, or
Speaker 3: Travis and Taylor break up.
Speaker 2: His predictions for the next year. My money's gone breakup.
Speaker 3: I'm hoping married just because I like people getting married
Speaker 3: being happy.
Speaker 1: Well, I tell you what, Let's get the work done
Speaker 1: then we can play later. It's time to you know,
Speaker 1: business before pleasure. Let's plunge on. It's the second half
Speaker 1: of November. Clips of the year.
Speaker 8: And I'll take now on the monkeys that escaped Wednesday
Speaker 8: from a research lab in South Carolina. At least twenty
Speaker 8: five have been recaptured.
Speaker 2: I like to solve the parlbo Okay, well, let's hear it.
Speaker 3: Treat yourself a round of sausage.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, that's not it. It's being called the four
Speaker 2: B movement.
Speaker 5: We're not going to settle for low value men that
Speaker 5: don't respect us anymore.
Speaker 2: In fact of these crazoes are out here. They're like,
Speaker 2: we're not touching men. I hope that means more for me.
Speaker 2: And then he hit him for the right along.
Speaker 1: Tyson coming forward, but Paul landing the cleaner effective punch it.
Speaker 2: We need JAXA's for Pina.
Speaker 1: Hours after Mahomes was targeted and with the chiefs about
Speaker 1: to kick off Monday night, police say burglars stole twenty
Speaker 1: thousand dollars in cash from Kelsey's home and damaged the
Speaker 1: back door. Guys, how are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: My brother and are professional actors, and we thought, oh,
Speaker 2: this is our introduction to Hollywood. He still owes us
Speaker 2: five hundred dollars. Is there anything do they like? Shellacks?
Speaker 2: The banana? Gray? Shellac in the banana is not something
Speaker 2: we need. Everythings cut up in the house. Have a
Speaker 2: sad and discouraging Tyson Paul fight.
Speaker 3: Tyson landed seventeen punches, and the other day in an interview,
Speaker 3: he said he doesn't remember a lot of the fight.
Speaker 3: He got hit hard enough early that he just doesn't
Speaker 3: remember a lot of the rest of the fight, which
Speaker 3: I'm good for your brain when you're.
Speaker 2: Sixty years old.
Speaker 1: And how about that whole stupid four B movement that
Speaker 1: was a thing for about a cup of coffee. I
Speaker 1: remember when girls women were smart and fun and tough
Speaker 1: and cute and great to hang out with, and lies
Speaker 1: and I'm not going to give myself up to a
Speaker 1: man who is unworthy. Oh my god, the internet is
Speaker 1: killing humanity. Good luck with that whatever, indeed, good luck.
Speaker 2: Indeed. We're working our way towards the Clip of the year.
Speaker 2: What should it be?
Speaker 6: Text?
Speaker 1: Now four one, five, two, nine five KFTC. December is epic.
Speaker 1: It's sprawling. Here we go the final months of clips
Speaker 1: of the year.
Speaker 2: Those mysterious drones in the skies for weeks.
Speaker 9: Now, I'm gonna tell you the real deal. Iran launched
Speaker 9: a mothership. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you the deal.
Speaker 2: Okay, So off the east coast of the United States of.
Speaker 9: America, there is no evidence of any foreign based involvement
Speaker 9: from coastal vessels.
Speaker 3: It is our job to be vigilant in the federal
Speaker 3: government on behalf of the American public, and we can
Speaker 3: assure their safety by reason of that vigilance.
Speaker 2: He needs to wake up, Pink. He's ignoring the Iranian mothership.
Speaker 2: The new rage item this season is a pardon.
Speaker 10: President ishweing clemency for nearly fifteen hundred Americans.
Speaker 2: Have you ruled out a pardon for your son, Yes,
Speaker 2: but he.
Speaker 10: Also believes that the war politics infected the process and
Speaker 10: led you a miscarriage of justice.
Speaker 2: Why don't you go ahead and pardon with Donald Trump?
Speaker 2: They are the goats of this favorite form of corruption.
Speaker 3: Government is too big, there's too many things, and it
Speaker 3: does almost nothing well, and the taxpayers deserve better.
Speaker 2: Trump joked to him.
Speaker 1: Then maybe Canada should become the fifty first state and
Speaker 1: Trudeau could become its governor.
Speaker 3: A second grade student called nine to one one to
Speaker 3: report a shooting how occurred.
Speaker 2: At school Syria. He's a dangerous cocktail.
Speaker 6: This is an amazing geopolitical disaster, particularly for the Russians.
Speaker 3: You know, twenty five percent chance it turns out really well.
Speaker 8: And the rebel tells him there's no more army, no
Speaker 8: more prisons.
Speaker 2: Are you seriously?
Speaker 7: Says?
Speaker 8: His real name is in fact Salama, Mohammed Salama, And
Speaker 8: it's clear that far from being an ordinary guy as
Speaker 8: he presented himself to be, he was a part of
Speaker 8: Masha Assad's brutal regime.
Speaker 7: That if the hostages are not released prior to January twentieth,
Speaker 7: twenty twenty five, there will be all hell to pay
Speaker 7: in the Middle East.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna have a dream battle.
Speaker 10: We really believe that he is not that man he
Speaker 10: was seven years ago, Hash Patel.
Speaker 1: He is the most unfairly maligned person that I work with.
Speaker 2: Trump's enemies quote should be very afraid.
Speaker 1: Yes, we're going to come after the people in the media.
Speaker 11: The true test of our commitment is weather in the
Speaker 11: face of an obstacle.
Speaker 2: Do we throw up our hands or do we roll
Speaker 2: up our sleeves? And as we prose? I don't here
Speaker 2: Daniel Penny cleared of all criminal charges. We need some
Speaker 2: black visilities. That's right, IONI hear me on this. He
Speaker 2: is no hero. Why I fell joy unfortunately? You know
Speaker 2: because seriously, I mean, I love that the CEOs are
Speaker 2: afraid right now. You should be. But I can't tell
Speaker 2: you nobody enjoys flying in your airlines. It's a disaster.
Speaker 2: Now go poop in a bucket, you beasts.
Speaker 3: That reminds me of a fortune I got at Panda
Speaker 3: Express the other night, A.
Speaker 2: IPEd in your rice. It was handwritten.
Speaker 1: That's more a confession than a fortune.
Speaker 3: I can't, I can't, I can't let it go. Maybe
Speaker 3: I'll never say it again after this year Kamala Harris's
Speaker 3: belief that she is clever or poetic or something is
Speaker 3: so misplaced. The do we throw up our arms or
Speaker 3: do we roll up our sleeves?
Speaker 11: Oo, and she's.
Speaker 2: Waiting for the just people.
Speaker 3: She's weak for people to put them on her shoulders
Speaker 3: and carry her out of the room because it's a
Speaker 3: Oh they're both arm related situations. I see.
Speaker 2: That is devastating.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she drops a cliche on you, then struts around
Speaker 1: like she unleashed. I have a dream. It's pathetic. God,
Speaker 1: please go away.
Speaker 2: We got another cliff to Hans a dream. We got
Speaker 2: another clip.
Speaker 3: Joe and I both gave each other the eyeball Mike
Speaker 3: Johnson's the government's too big, it spends too much money
Speaker 3: and it does nothing well. Is I could make that
Speaker 3: the clip of the year, just because I want it
Speaker 3: to be, you know, the clip of the sension, to
Speaker 3: be the national motto.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'll be printed on the money every time
Speaker 1: you finger one of your decreasingly valuable dollar bills, you'd
Speaker 1: see those words we.
Speaker 2: Gotta break or break damn it. I want to talk
Speaker 2: about We're gonna run out of time.
Speaker 3: Okay, swear all you want, Brother, the clock doesn't lie.
Speaker 3: We're gonna get a clip of the year and a
Speaker 3: bunch of other stuff.
Speaker 2: Stay tuned. So with the corn cobs, pipe and a
Speaker 2: button nose, eyes made out of cold russ to the
Speaker 2: snow Man is a fairy tale. They say he was
Speaker 2: made of snow, but the children know that he came
Speaker 2: to life from there.
Speaker 3: There must have been some magic quick predictions I've got
Speaker 3: for next year. I think we are going with Israel,
Speaker 3: but we are going to take out Iran's nuclear.
Speaker 2: Capabilities, which could lead to regime change or not. I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 3: But we're gonna take out the nuclear which is gonna
Speaker 3: be a big deal. That's gonna be a big deal.
Speaker 3: But I think Trump will do it. I think the
Speaker 3: Ukraine Russia things get settled. Not to my dissatisfaction, Ukraine
Speaker 3: loses a big chunkle and it's over.
Speaker 2: The security assurances are going to be the key. There
Speaker 2: no doubt. I get one for you.
Speaker 1: On the domestic scene, the war against woke actually begins
Speaker 1: as the Trump administration looks at college campuses and the
Speaker 1: Department of Education looks at elementary education, high schools, that
Speaker 1: sort of thing. The fight hasn't yet begun.
Speaker 3: The tax battle is going to be the dominant news
Speaker 3: story political story I think of the year, and it's
Speaker 3: going to be really maddening the way it's covered.
Speaker 2: But we'll be here every day to sort through that. Katie.
Speaker 2: Do you have a New Year's resolution? I have. I
Speaker 2: have a couple. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I want to try to start journaling because when I write, it.
Speaker 2: Helps a lot. Yeah. Sure.
Speaker 4: And then the other one is I'm hopefully going to
Speaker 4: make a baby.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Now that's a new Year's resolution.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you need any tips, I've joined in three of them.
Speaker 2: I guess some ideas for you. Thanks, guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jack, I assume you're about to You're gonna turn
Speaker 1: to Michael next, or Michael, what's your New years reslution?
Speaker 10: I want to put a little muscle on my frame
Speaker 10: and maybe a stretch more, stretch more.
Speaker 2: That's interest.
Speaker 10: I need to get good health. I'm trying to you know. Yeah,
Speaker 10: I want to get in good health.
Speaker 3: You know. I dedicated to myself to that this year,
Speaker 3: and it it feels a lot better.
Speaker 2: I can tell you that it feels a lot better.
Speaker 2: But no big goods.
Speaker 3: As I've mentioned many times, I'm going to try to
Speaker 3: not eat big goods the entire.
Speaker 1: Year, similar to Katie, who not only stole my thunder
Speaker 1: but then did a much cooler one than anybody I
Speaker 1: can imagine.
Speaker 2: I don't want yes.
Speaker 7: I can yes, I can ss women or women.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, I have a book. I have been organizing.
Speaker 1: I have barely started working on the actual writing, but
Speaker 1: it's going well. I am going to finish it in
Speaker 1: the year twenty twenty five.
Speaker 8: Cool.
Speaker 3: By god, are you going to give us some hints
Speaker 3: to what it is? No fiction or nonfiction?
Speaker 1: It's the Time of the Beavers, my seventh part science
Speaker 1: fiction series.
Speaker 2: I assume it's non fiction non fiction. Correct. That's a
Speaker 2: great project to have, I think so. I'm very excited
Speaker 2: about him.
Speaker 1: So Hanson has prepared the finalist.
Speaker 3: Everybody's got all these cool New Year's resolutions. Money is
Speaker 3: I'm gonna stop beating so much pie well.
Speaker 2: Roll it.
Speaker 6: Don't mess with them in work unless you want to
Speaker 6: get them back.
Speaker 2: Don't Trump.
Speaker 6: I really don't know what he said at the end
Speaker 6: of this, and I don't think he knows what he
Speaker 6: said either.
Speaker 2: Joe, you did such a great job. You answered every question.
Speaker 2: I love you job.
Speaker 3: One person's socialism is another person's neighborliness.
Speaker 11: And I come from the middle classroom, and I grew
Speaker 11: up in a neighborhood of folks who are very proud
Speaker 11: of their launch and particularly.
Speaker 2: A return of the susag a hostitute.
Speaker 3: I've got a busy day today after the show, a
Speaker 3: busy day of work.
Speaker 2: I've got a busy day Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and so on.
Speaker 11: Let's talk about the fact that President Trump incited an
Speaker 11: erection and maybe that too.
Speaker 2: It spells fanny. It spelled fanny like your ass right trailer.
Speaker 11: Somebody's bleached, blind, bad built, butsh body that would not
Speaker 11: be engaging in personalities.
Speaker 2: Correct. Oh what now, Yeah, you're not.
Speaker 8: You don't have enough inteligant Oh girl, baby girl.
Speaker 2: Oh really, government is too big.
Speaker 3: There's too many things, and it does almost nothing well
Speaker 3: and the taxpayers deserve better.
Speaker 7: If you want to really see something that said, take
Speaker 7: a look at what happened.
Speaker 2: In Springfield.
Speaker 10: They're eating the dogs the people that came in. They're
Speaker 10: eating the they're eating they're eating.
Speaker 7: The pets of the people that live there.
Speaker 2: And this is what's happening in our country. And it's
Speaker 2: a shame. They're eating the dogs, the people that came in.
Speaker 2: They're eating the cats.
Speaker 10: They're eating They're eating the pips of the people that
Speaker 10: live there.
Speaker 2: They're eating the dogs. They're eating the.
Speaker 4: Cats, salmon, they're eating the pens the people that live
Speaker 4: They're eating the dogs.
Speaker 2: They're eating the cats, salmon, they're eating the pens the
Speaker 2: people that live.
Speaker 3: Those are your finalists for clips of the year. Those
Speaker 3: are all really good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a montage.
Speaker 1: Because the number of the clips were long issue, we
Speaker 1: would have run out of time. We had intense discussions
Speaker 1: during the commercial break, in which there was a great
Speaker 1: deal of a for the Peanuts version of their eating
Speaker 1: the dogs, They're eating the cats.
Speaker 3: We almost went with the assassination attempt, just because all
Speaker 3: of us were struck emotionally by it hearing today and
Speaker 3: I'm not exactly sure why I hadn't heard it in
Speaker 3: a while or something, or just the full realization of Wow,
Speaker 3: how different things could have turned out.
Speaker 1: Right and how miserable the Secret Service failures were. It's
Speaker 1: an incredibly impactful clip. What we ended up going with
Speaker 1: barely barely. This is one of the toughest decisions ever.
Speaker 1: This is the longer version because it tells the whole
Speaker 1: story and changed history.
Speaker 6: What I've done since I've changed the law, what's happened.
Speaker 6: I've changed it in a way that now you're in
Speaker 6: a situation where there are forty percent fewer people coming
Speaker 6: across the border illegally.
Speaker 2: That's better than when he left office.
Speaker 6: And I'm going to continue to move until we get
Speaker 6: the total band on, the total initiative relative to what
Speaker 6: we're gonna do with more border patrol and more as officers.
Speaker 6: President Trump, I really don't know what he said at
Speaker 6: the end of this, and I don't think he knows
Speaker 6: what he said either.
Speaker 3: There was a lot of build up to that moment, obviously,
Speaker 3: as we all know, but that was the turning point.
Speaker 3: That's when it was cooked. That's when Biden was done.
Speaker 3: He held on for a while, but that, you know,
Speaker 3: that's when Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, all the media. That's
Speaker 3: when everybody was like, Okay, this is over.
Speaker 2: And it was so much more than the Trump wise crack.
Speaker 2: It was saying out loud what everybody saw, right, and
Speaker 2: I don't think he does either. Is the key right? Right? Hanson?
Speaker 3: Real quick, you got a New Year's resolution, are you
Speaker 3: going to You're gonna do? Final thought, okay, we'll let
Speaker 3: you do.
Speaker 2: Final thought. Awesome, cool.
Speaker 10: No intro for this one.
Speaker 2: We had our special clothes. Here's your host for finals
Speaker 2: is Joe Getty. Let's get a finals out from everybody
Speaker 2: on the crew. Mike l Angelow lead us off.
Speaker 10: Just a big thank you to everybody on the staff
Speaker 10: for working so hard. You guys do a great job,
Speaker 10: and I hope you all have a great Merry Christmas
Speaker 10: and New Year's love working with you guys.
Speaker 2: Thank you. M Dog right back at you, Katie Green
Speaker 2: our steam new as woman. A final final thought.
Speaker 4: Katie, I totally echo what Michael just said.
Speaker 2: Working with you guys as a blast.
Speaker 4: And I hope everyone has a merry Christmas napping here
Speaker 4: as well.
Speaker 2: That's fabulous. Thank you for saying so, Jackie. Final thought,
Speaker 2: Well we got to get hands in the first time.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, Hanson, I forgot go ahead. That's all right,
Speaker 2: I'm not used to it. Perfectly fine. Thank god for you, Jack, Joe,
Speaker 2: Katie and Michael.
Speaker 7: Without you, I don't know what I'd be doing, probably
Speaker 7: collecting knits next to the curb in.
Speaker 2: Front of the gas station or something that's similar. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Jack final thawt.
Speaker 3: I love this job, happy every year that I get
Speaker 3: to do it. Can't wait to come back and talk
Speaker 3: about twenty twenty five. Thank you to everybody that works.
Speaker 2: On this show.
Speaker 1: Yeah my final thought, it is a pleasure and honor
Speaker 1: to work with you all. You're just so terrific. We
Speaker 1: lucky to do what we do. Thanks everybody for your support,
Speaker 1: your beautiful notes and emails and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: We'll be back run to go in January.
Speaker 3: I can't believe you have New Year's resolutions like have
Speaker 3: a baby, write a book, and my knees eat less pie.
Speaker 2: See you next year. God bless America.
Speaker 10: Hey, any of you are looking for any blast minuted
Speaker 10: gift ideas for me?
Speaker 9: I have one.
Speaker 2: Like Frank Shirley, my boss right here tonight.
Speaker 1: I want him bought from his happy holiday slumber over
Speaker 1: there a melody lane with all the other rich people,
Speaker 1: and I want to right here with a big ribbon
Speaker 1: on his head.
Speaker 2: And I want to look him straight in the eye.
Speaker 5: I don't want to tell him what a cheap lyne,
Speaker 5: no good, rotten fork flushing, low life, snake looking dirt
Speaker 5: eating and bread over stuff, ignorant, blood fucking.
Speaker 1: Dog kissing, brainless, hopeless, heartless.
Speaker 10: Fat ass, bug eyed, stiff leg It's funny.
Speaker 2: If we're headed sack.
Speaker 8: Of month, it is he Lojah.
Speaker 2: Where's the title? Armstrong and Getty