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Speaker 1: What you got for us? Now, that's right here, Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's right here. This little yeah, it's one of them.

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Speaker 1: The title of this, y'all is Uber Hearse Uberhurst.

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Speaker 2: All right.

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Speaker 1: Now, the man has scheduled, he has scheduled an Uber.

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Speaker 1: I am the Uber driver, and I'm letting him know,

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Speaker 1: giving him a call, letting him know. Uh yeah, we're

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Speaker 1: gonna be in a hearse and in somebody in the back,

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Speaker 1: but we're gonna get you where you got to go.

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Speaker 1: What we gotta get you where you got Don't worry

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Speaker 1: about all that I got you know for me? I

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Speaker 1: got you that person back there? Do not know you

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Speaker 1: back there? Why did you worried about that? Let's cat dog?

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Speaker 1: If you would?

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Speaker 3: Uber Hurst?

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reshawan please yeah, this means suck. Hey, Sean,

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Speaker 2: how you doing this? My name is Brian. I got

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Speaker 2: you on schedule. You you ordered an Uber for tomorrow morning.

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Speaker 2: I'm I think you're okay? Are you? Are you schedu

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Speaker 2: to go to the airport? Correct?

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Speaker 3: Absolutely?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, all right? And I want to make sure

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Speaker 2: you you wanted an suv? Yeah, I wanted the suv okay.

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Speaker 2: And that's ninety two eleven West. What is that Homan

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Speaker 2: nto elevens.

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Speaker 3: That's correct?

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, all right, so I'll be outside tomorrow morning.

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Speaker 2: You were talking about seven seven am pickup. Correct, that's it,

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Speaker 2: you got it. Everything's on point, okay, all right, So listen,

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Speaker 2: I wanted to let you know this man you ordered

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Speaker 2: the suv. I'll be there tomorrow. I'll be there probably

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Speaker 2: a little bit before seven am. You know when you

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Speaker 2: guys order uber weigh in advance. You know, we try

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Speaker 2: to get there almost like a car service and make

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Speaker 2: sure we get you where you got to go. And

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Speaker 2: I know the traffic is gonna be a little crazy,

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Speaker 2: so you know I'll be there on time. I'll be

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Speaker 3: All right, I'd appreciate it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Now listen, I'm I'm I'm an suv. But it's

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Speaker 2: kind of give your heads up that, uh, I am

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Speaker 2: an suv. So I just want you to look for

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Speaker 2: the uh the black Hurst that will be outside hurt. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'll be in a black Hurst tomorrow morning, uh at

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Speaker 2: seven as uh Okay, it's a no No, it's a hurts,

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Speaker 2: it's a heart. Actually, what's happening is is I I

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Speaker 2: have another drop off at the airport as well. You

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Speaker 2: know there's a I mean it's it's it won't affect

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Speaker 2: you at all, but they'll there'll be a body in

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Speaker 2: the back. But that has to we're trying to get

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Speaker 2: that to the airport too. But you know, like I said,

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Speaker 2: as matter of fact.

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Speaker 3: It's wait in the hold.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I ain't body. Well there's a I mean,

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Speaker 2: there'll be a body. But actually this is costing you less.

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, So you don't have.

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Speaker 3: To Man, what're you doing about?

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Speaker 2: Man? Dude, I ain't ride with the mardy hang on, man, listen,

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Speaker 2: you wanted an NUV.

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Speaker 3: I'm not ride with the body.

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Speaker 2: Dude.

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Speaker 3: Now are you tripping cancel this trip? I'll get another

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Speaker 3: over So I'm not riding with a body.

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Speaker 2: Dude. Okay, if you cancel, that's gonna cost you fifty dollars.

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Speaker 3: Fifty dollars, my man, you got like al had just

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Speaker 3: downloaded the map.

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Speaker 2: Here's the deal.

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Speaker 3: I know for a fact when you cancel over just

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Speaker 3: fight hours. I'm canceling and that's gonna be fight houts.

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Speaker 3: It's gonna be no fifty dollars.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be fifty dollars, sir. It's different when you

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Speaker 2: have Well, my man.

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Speaker 3: You can pay me a thousand dollars. I'm not riding

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Speaker 3: with the body. You feel me?

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Speaker 2: No, I understand you, understand you now, But do you

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Speaker 3: Look, why don't you lay down next to the body

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Speaker 3: and you drive yourself there with the body like in

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Speaker 3: the passage to see I'm not doing that.

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Speaker 2: Tell me what the problem is.

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Speaker 3: I mean, obviously you used to driving around with bodies

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Speaker 3: and that's not my thing. You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: What's the problem. I mean, you're going to be in

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Speaker 2: the front of the hearse. You're not going to be

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Speaker 2: in the back. I mean, I'll be fine, right.

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Speaker 3: You're my man. You're tripping, man, this is a crazy

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Speaker 3: You're calling the wrong with this crazy book. Dude. I'm

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Speaker 3: not doing none of that. What part of that? Don't

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Speaker 3: you understand?

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Speaker 2: I'm going to get you there on time, sir, but

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Speaker 2: it's going to be in a hearse. That's all. The

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Speaker 2: difference is man, you'll be.

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Speaker 3: Riding the hurt when I'm supposed to be laid out

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Speaker 3: in it. Understand right now, you got me fixed up?

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Speaker 3: What kind of phone call is this?

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Speaker 2: We? I mean, what's the problem.

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Speaker 3: Obviously you're used to rolling with their bodies and hearses

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Speaker 3: and all that. Since win it over, start rolling with

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Speaker 3: hearses to pick up regular lives to get them from

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Speaker 3: place to place. This is some crazy I want you

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Speaker 3: to think. When when did you think that it would

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Speaker 3: just be cool as a regular picking up a body

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Speaker 3: and just driving around in the street.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, man, I mean, you know, I got

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Speaker 2: two jobs. You know what I'm saying. I do for

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Speaker 2: you know, and also you know, work for a mortuary.

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. So you know, but my

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Speaker 2: to use it as an s u V.

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Speaker 4: So you you call them and you gave a ride

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Speaker 4: a lot more and they don't have no reaction, no

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Speaker 4: reaction to riding around with a body in the back.

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Speaker 2: Well you know, uh, sometimes there's a few people acting

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Speaker 2: a little you know, little it's a little different for him.

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Speaker 2: I get it, you know, But like I said, the

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Speaker 2: only reason why I'm calling you.

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Speaker 4: You don't get that because you're trying.

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Speaker 3: To hit me with a fifty dollars month in charge

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Speaker 3: that I'm not I'm not going for and you trying

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Speaker 3: to get me to ride with the man that body. Dude,

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Speaker 3: I'm not doing that.

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Speaker 2: So I'll tell you what, bro, I'm gonna tell you

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Speaker 2: this right here, I'm gonna get off the phone. Tomorrow

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Speaker 2: is seven in the morning. Me and Tommy gonna be there,

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Speaker 2: So be looking forward here.

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Speaker 3: Who's Timmy the body?

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Speaker 2: No, No, Me and Tommy gonna be there tomorrow morning

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Speaker 2: at seven am. You know what I'm saying. Just be

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Speaker 2: ready for that. Then you're Timmy gonna have a problem. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 2: all right, tail let the Tommy don't cause see Tommy,

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Speaker 2: don't Tommy don't take this too kindly, so tell it

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Speaker 2: to him in the morning. Who's Tommy? Now? Okay, you

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Speaker 2: don't know who Tommy is?

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Speaker 3: No, I don't.

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Speaker 4: What is Tommy?

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Speaker 2: Okay? Do you know Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show?

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Speaker 2: Do you know nephew Tommy? Oh?

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Speaker 3: Come on, man, hey, oh man, oh man, that's.

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Speaker 2: Hey, hey man, come in and no man, your boy,

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Speaker 2: you got a boy named Chase that you work with.

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Speaker 2: Chase gave me your number, told me to get your call.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, yo, I'm.

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Speaker 2: Gonna put that in a hearst. Man, Hey man, you

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Speaker 2: gotta give me one more thing. Man, What is the

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Speaker 2: baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the.

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Speaker 3: Land, Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: Hey man, I pick you up a set, all right?

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Speaker 1: Be there, all right, because this deserves some prank and

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Speaker 1: praise up in here this morning. That's what this deserves.

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Speaker 2: Too much, King of pranks?

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Speaker 1: Too much?

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Speaker 2: Are you Tommy?

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Speaker 1: You're looking at.

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Speaker 3: This is crazy.

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Speaker 1: Step stupid? All right, y'all already know what I Am

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Speaker 1: going to Jacksonville. Yeah, going to Jackson's this weekend, Saturday night. Boy,

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Speaker 1: the Nephew is at the Florida Theater. Tickets and selling,

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Speaker 1: and I appreciate you'all. Jacksonville, the Nephew coming to show out, man,

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Speaker 1: show up, show out right before Easter morning, the Nephew. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Saturday night at the Florida Theater. Come get your stupid

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Speaker 1: on with me, my boys, as we have an evening

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Speaker 1: with nephew Tommy. All right, tickets on, say right now,

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Speaker 1: the fool is coming to Jacksonville. So I gotta say

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Speaker 1: it one time. That's not how you're supposed to say

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Speaker 1: It's not how you're supposed to say it. Right now, Ball, No,

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Speaker 1: we're not gonna We're not gonna wipen my dub. I'm

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Speaker 1: telling you, I'm not doing it for y'all. Not gonna

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Speaker 1: do that to me. I need to talk to the

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Speaker 1: little duball about this. Here living his best life, living

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Speaker 1: my best life.

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Speaker 2: You're listening Hard Morning show