1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,080 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:06,040 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the 3 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:18,040 Speaker 1: subject dating with diabetes. Yes, rotten, we're looking at you 4 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:26,479 Speaker 1: for obvious. We'll get into the strawberry letter in just 5 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:28,840 Speaker 1: a bid, but right now the nephew is here with 6 00:00:28,920 --> 00:00:31,080 Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got for his nev 7 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:36,000 Speaker 1: I have adult daycare? Yeah that exists, in case you'all 8 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:40,360 Speaker 1: didn't know adult daycare. Let's go kay. Hello, Hello, I'm 9 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:44,280 Speaker 1: trying to reach miss Sharon. Please, Yes, this is Sharon. Sharon. 10 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:46,480 Speaker 1: It's my name is Evan. I'm giving you a call 11 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:54,000 Speaker 1: from adult daycare. Okay, good day here. My name is Evan, 12 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:57,639 Speaker 1: and I got your number and all your information here 13 00:00:57,680 --> 00:01:00,480 Speaker 1: on file. Um, it looks like you're gonna be joining 14 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:03,440 Speaker 1: us starting on Monday. So we're excited to have you, 15 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:05,440 Speaker 1: and I wanted to just give you a call and 16 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:07,039 Speaker 1: kind of give you the lay of the land of 17 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:10,160 Speaker 1: what we have here and how how much fun you're 18 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:13,160 Speaker 1: gonna have being here most of the day with herself. 19 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:15,880 Speaker 1: For my understanding is you're gonna be here probably the 20 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:19,120 Speaker 1: majority of this year. What are you talking What are 21 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:24,399 Speaker 1: you talking about? Being there? Where here at the adult daycare? 22 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:29,640 Speaker 1: Adult daycare? Where where's that? What are you talking? Okay, Evan, 23 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:32,720 Speaker 1: what you said? Your name is Evan, my name? My 24 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:37,559 Speaker 1: name is Evan, yes, ma'am. And your daughter is Diane 25 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:41,560 Speaker 1: you know, yes, Well she's the one that has just 26 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:44,120 Speaker 1: signed up. You're gonna be at the adult daycare. So 27 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:46,959 Speaker 1: I'm assuming she's gonna be dropping you off every morning? 28 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,440 Speaker 1: And how are you talking about, Evan, Evan, hang on 29 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:51,480 Speaker 1: a second. Al Right, First of all, I don't know 30 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:54,160 Speaker 1: who you are. You don't know who I am. I 31 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:58,560 Speaker 1: don't know how you know who my daughter is. But 32 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:03,320 Speaker 1: this is this is really uh inappropriate and weird and 33 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:06,120 Speaker 1: like you're trying to get what do you what do 34 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:08,240 Speaker 1: you want? Do you want money to me? Are you 35 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:11,760 Speaker 1: like a solicitor? No? No, no, no, ma'am, No, no no, 36 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:15,440 Speaker 1: not at I'm a share not your daughter can signed 37 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:19,160 Speaker 1: you up to be here at the adult daycare during 38 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:22,440 Speaker 1: the day. So I'm just going to I don't know 39 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:24,600 Speaker 1: what you're talking about. There's no way she would do that. 40 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:26,520 Speaker 1: I don't day here. What do I need to? Don't 41 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:30,200 Speaker 1: they care for so what? Well? Evidently are you home 42 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:33,079 Speaker 1: alone most of the time during the day. Who cares 43 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:35,440 Speaker 1: if I'm home alone? Who? Why are you asking me 44 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:38,120 Speaker 1: that you're trying to break into my house? No? No, 45 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:45,720 Speaker 1: a man, I don't share. Okay, look I'm hooked up 46 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:49,520 Speaker 1: to that uh nine one month stuff singing like I 47 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:52,800 Speaker 1: could just do a panicle right now and don't trace 48 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:55,519 Speaker 1: this call and then will come to you and arrest 49 00:02:55,600 --> 00:03:00,680 Speaker 1: you because you're harassing me. No, no, no, okay, miss Sharon, 50 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:06,880 Speaker 1: I'm not harassing you. Your daughter Diane came in and up. Yeah, 51 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,840 Speaker 1: she signed you up for you to go to this 52 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:12,600 Speaker 1: daycare Monday to Kardi why she's at work, so she's 53 00:03:12,639 --> 00:03:15,120 Speaker 1: going to be dropping you off and then she'll pick 54 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:17,240 Speaker 1: you up in the evenings on her way home from work. 55 00:03:17,639 --> 00:03:19,960 Speaker 1: I don't know where you got that from. I don't 56 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,440 Speaker 1: know who told you that. Yeah, you got my daughter's name. 57 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:25,160 Speaker 1: And this is really freaking me out, you know a 58 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:27,359 Speaker 1: little bit over here Ivan, because I don't know why 59 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:30,520 Speaker 1: you know my name. He's on my daughter's name. Ah. 60 00:03:30,639 --> 00:03:34,040 Speaker 1: This is like the only reason I name mis ms 61 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:37,240 Speaker 1: Sharon is because she came in and gave all the 62 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:40,320 Speaker 1: information and she has paid for you to come to 63 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:43,000 Speaker 1: the adult daycare on a daily Bay yeah, yeah, here, 64 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:45,880 Speaker 1: ye here. You know what, you sound like a nice guy, 65 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:47,920 Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, you're smooth, you got 66 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,800 Speaker 1: a nice voice, You're you're you know, like you know 67 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:53,000 Speaker 1: what to say. I don't know who the hell you are, though, 68 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:55,120 Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about, you know what 69 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:57,680 Speaker 1: I mean? Like, I'm not going to no daycare center. 70 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:02,440 Speaker 1: I'm not going with daycare center or date because I'm fine. 71 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:05,560 Speaker 1: Just get that through your head. There's nothing wrong with me. 72 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:08,960 Speaker 1: I stay home, I got a dog, I walk the dog, 73 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:14,160 Speaker 1: I go go street shopping, my daughter comes over. Everything's fine. 74 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:17,400 Speaker 1: I don't get no date care center. Understand what I'm 75 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:19,720 Speaker 1: saying that there is there is there a reason why 76 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:22,520 Speaker 1: she would sign you up, ma'am. She must think she 77 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:25,560 Speaker 1: must be looking out for your best. You know your health. 78 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:29,960 Speaker 1: Let me ask you, are you single? Are you single? 79 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:33,400 Speaker 1: Are you married? What does that have to do to anybody? 80 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:36,480 Speaker 1: I'm not coming to a date here center, all right, Evan. Like, 81 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:38,720 Speaker 1: if you want to come to my house and you 82 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:43,280 Speaker 1: want to see how I live, you can. I'm switching this. 83 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:47,120 Speaker 1: I'm switching it up. Okay, I don't need to come 84 00:04:47,279 --> 00:04:50,680 Speaker 1: to your home. I'm more concerned about making sure you're 85 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:52,960 Speaker 1: comfortable here at the adult day when you get here 86 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:56,560 Speaker 1: on Monday. Yeah, I'm not coming there. That's it. I'm 87 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,400 Speaker 1: not coming there because there's nothing wrong with me. I'm 88 00:04:58,440 --> 00:05:00,920 Speaker 1: not coming out of my house. But I'll pay one 89 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:05,559 Speaker 1: even you, I don't know. Like I like your voice. 90 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:13,200 Speaker 1: I just like your voice. And how old? How old? Um? 91 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:18,480 Speaker 1: Um fifty fifty? Have you ever been with an eighty 92 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:24,960 Speaker 1: nine year old lady? Wow? Why nine? And you sound 93 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:28,080 Speaker 1: really nice? Like the first I was scared of you 94 00:05:28,839 --> 00:05:30,960 Speaker 1: at first, I want I'll be honest, I was scared 95 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:34,440 Speaker 1: of you. And now I'm not. Like I don't know why. 96 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:37,000 Speaker 1: I'm just not you know what I mean? Like you 97 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:45,520 Speaker 1: just sound not Yeah you are? But okay, so will 98 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:47,919 Speaker 1: you be here? Will you be at the daycare center 99 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:52,080 Speaker 1: like you? Because I like to meet you. I'll be 100 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:55,200 Speaker 1: at the daycare when you arrive on Monday, but I 101 00:05:55,279 --> 00:06:02,240 Speaker 1: mean nothing, Um, I won't be able to I like that, 102 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:09,080 Speaker 1: Miss Sharon. That's nice ohead Okay, So should I should 103 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:13,479 Speaker 1: I reach out to Diane about this? Reach out to her, 104 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:18,840 Speaker 1: reach out to Okay, Well you're not yeah, you're not 105 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:23,680 Speaker 1: gonna come in Monday. I'm I don't know you're to 106 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:26,840 Speaker 1: be very just late. It's the shame. It's not about me. 107 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:30,080 Speaker 1: It's about you coming in and you're gonna this is 108 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:34,840 Speaker 1: where you're gonna be h Monday through Friday. From all 109 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:38,200 Speaker 1: you know, there's there's there's there's other people your age here. 110 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:40,280 Speaker 1: There's there's a lot of ladies your age and a 111 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:43,640 Speaker 1: lot of men your age here. I'm not in the ladies. 112 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:46,880 Speaker 1: I'm not in late. Come I didn't. I'm not turning. Yeah, 113 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:52,159 Speaker 1: not into it. I'm into I'm into you. Okay, um, yeah, 114 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:55,120 Speaker 1: I think it's a situation like your your daughter doesn't 115 00:06:55,120 --> 00:07:00,240 Speaker 1: want you to be by yourself. You could I call 116 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:03,600 Speaker 1: you back? Can I call you back? Yeah, let's call 117 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:05,719 Speaker 1: you back. Let me call you back in a couple 118 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:08,839 Speaker 1: of minutes. I'm on the shore and I got pulled 119 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:13,320 Speaker 1: my off of the thing. This is the first this 120 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:17,080 Speaker 1: is ever happened to me. Okay, uh ms, Sharon, Can 121 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:20,920 Speaker 1: I tell you who I am? I am Matthew telling 122 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:24,280 Speaker 1: me from the Steve Arby Morning Show. Your daughter Diane 123 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:27,280 Speaker 1: got me to prank call you. But I promise you 124 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:34,480 Speaker 1: you're different. You're I promise you was different. I promise 125 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:37,880 Speaker 1: you I'm different here it relates to Steve Hardy, like 126 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:43,840 Speaker 1: the guy on TV. Out of here. He is gorgeous 127 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:47,400 Speaker 1: and called me back, all right, call me back, all right, 128 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:59,880 Speaker 1: all right, okay, I love you, Oh my god, turning 129 00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:04,160 Speaker 1: to on your what my goodness, scared of you from 130 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:14,240 Speaker 1: now now, trying to hollow, trying to holler, man, oh 131 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:19,200 Speaker 1: my god, let me tell you who I am? She said, Evan, right, 132 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:23,320 Speaker 1: you told me already. And if you go boo, if 133 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:25,160 Speaker 1: you go over the time and you're not leaving, okay, 134 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:32,960 Speaker 1: you're not gonna leave ever ever you Yeah, I've never 135 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:36,120 Speaker 1: been out of stuff, and say you laugh, Hey, I 136 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:38,360 Speaker 1: was stopped the first time I've ever been stomped out 137 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:43,360 Speaker 1: right there. I'm eight nine and eighty nine. Hey, let 138 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:45,679 Speaker 1: me drop your son. You bring your breakfast in with 139 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:48,319 Speaker 1: the nephew in the morning with some grits, just good grits. 140 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:51,240 Speaker 1: That's g r I t z just good grits dot com. 141 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:53,120 Speaker 1: I got two flavors. Y'all got to check them out 142 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:54,920 Speaker 1: and give me your feedback. Tell me what you think. 143 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:58,480 Speaker 1: Just good grits by the nephew. Um on my way 144 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:03,960 Speaker 1: to the grocery, as to shill, Yes, alright, nephew congratulations 145 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:07,520 Speaker 1: on that funny prank. Of course, coming up next. That 146 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:11,800 Speaker 1: was funny. Right there, that was not funny. We'll find 147 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:14,600 Speaker 1: out if this is Jay or not coming up dating 148 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:17,480 Speaker 1: with diabetes. It's the subject of a Strawberry letter and 149 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:20,520 Speaker 1: we'll get into it right after this. You're listening to 150 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:22,280 Speaker 1: the same Harvey Morning Show.