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Speaker 2: At all at all, So.

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Speaker 3: Don't given them.

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Speaker 1: Back a million bus bussy.

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Speaker 4: More listening to to Joy? Yeah, Joy, you got to

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Speaker 4: do that.

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Speaker 5: You gotta turn.

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Speaker 6: I can't.

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Speaker 7: Got to turn the mouth turn.

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Speaker 8: You probably got to turn the mouth turn a wad

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Speaker 8: of the morning up looks. Come come on, you'll think that.

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Speaker 1: Uh huh, I sure will come on and everybody you

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Speaker 1: are listening to the voice, come on, dig me now,

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Speaker 1: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show.

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Speaker 9: Well, okay, here we go.

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Speaker 1: You know what's important, What's what can be a huge

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Speaker 1: part of your success is if you if you find

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Speaker 1: a balance, if you find a balance in your life.

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Speaker 1: That's that's been very important for me. And I've really

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Speaker 1: never phrased it this way until now, but I was

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Speaker 1: kind of thinking about it after my wife and I

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Speaker 1: mean we set up one night recently. Man. You know,

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Speaker 1: I often come on here and this is kind of

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Speaker 1: an inspirational moment of the show, and I try to

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Speaker 1: remind people about that most important relationship between you and God.

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Speaker 1: And that's that's the apex of it. That's that's the

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Speaker 1: that's the top of the crown. You've got to form

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Speaker 1: the relationship with God. If you don't, everything else struggles.

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Speaker 1: It's hard to be a good husband without God. It's

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Speaker 1: hard to be a good family man without God. It's

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Speaker 1: hard to be successful without God. Man, it's hard to

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Speaker 1: be hard to get through this thing called life without God.

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Speaker 9: So that's clear.

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Speaker 1: But at the same time, you can't talk about God.

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Speaker 1: Twenty four seven. You got to go to work. Come on, man,

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Speaker 1: let's just be real. I ain't doing I ain't your pastor,

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Speaker 1: and I ain't at your church. But let's just be

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Speaker 1: real about it. You know, if people tell you got

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Speaker 1: to keep your mind stayed on Him and all like that,

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Speaker 1: that's a true statement.

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Speaker 9: Got to keep your mind stayed in that area.

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Speaker 1: I Don't'm not here to tell you how to live,

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Speaker 1: but you got to keep your mind stayed in that

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Speaker 1: area of God, of doing the right thing, caring about people.

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Speaker 1: That's what I took it as. Now I could be wrong.

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Speaker 1: I apologize if I'm not saying it the way you've

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Speaker 1: been taught. I can only do me now. But after that,

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Speaker 1: you got to go to work. You got to have

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Speaker 1: some fun. You got to take care of your business.

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Speaker 1: And that's the balance you have to find. So it

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Speaker 1: once you focus on showing up your relationship with God,

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Speaker 1: you gotta balance this now. Now, you got to allocate

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Speaker 1: some time I don't care who you are, for your family.

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Speaker 1: If you're gonna have a family, you got to allocate

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Speaker 1: especially if I'm talking to men out here and ladies

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Speaker 1: you can listen to, but listen, if you find yourself

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Speaker 1: struggling in your life, man, and you can't seem to

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Speaker 1: The first two things, if you find yourself struggling, you

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Speaker 9: Let's just do a.

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Speaker 1: Check how is your relationship with God? And then next

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Speaker 1: how much time are you taking to allocate for your family? Now,

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Speaker 1: your family don't always live in your house, but if

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Speaker 1: is never lessen because you don't stay that no more.

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Speaker 1: Because you and the girl broke up, you and a

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Speaker 1: woman don't speak that hey man, that don't ever release

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Speaker 1: you from the obligation. Feel me what I'm telling you

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Speaker 1: this now because I'm not telling you something I'm wondering about.

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Speaker 1: I've had to live through them years. So two things

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Speaker 1: you can start looking at. If you're not where you

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Speaker 1: You can't figure out why you keep spending your wheels.

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Speaker 1: Have you just done a random inventory? Man? Have you

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Speaker 1: you can go on and get to explaining yourself away

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Speaker 9: You got to handle your business.

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Speaker 1: All of this, man, is the way it works, and

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Speaker 1: the order the order is God first, family second. Then

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Speaker 1: you got to handle all your business. But as me,

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Speaker 1: and this is what we do. If I don't handle

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Speaker 1: my business, I can't take care of my family, true statement.

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Speaker 1: But if your business is in front of your family,

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Speaker 1: you out of order. Now that's all we talking about

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Speaker 1: now in it. See, that's all we really say in

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Speaker 1: here now, fellas you know, you know I mean, I mean,

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Speaker 1: come on, man, you know, let's have a real conversation

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Speaker 1: about being better. You know, if you have created these children,

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Speaker 1: you got to handle your business. You may not like

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Speaker 1: broken up, y'all might go your own way, But what

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Speaker 1: that got to do with the child though, Man, you

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, man, dog Steve, Why you coming like that?

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Speaker 1: Because I did it like that. I did it. Man.

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Speaker 1: I was over here trying to reshape my life, get

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Speaker 9: Care about them kids, man, I ain't hid at work. Man.

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Speaker 1: God kept his knee on my neck for a long

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Speaker 1: time for that one right there, till I finally learned

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Speaker 1: the lesson hold up man, put these phone calls in,

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Speaker 1: Go spend some time, do something, And then it started

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Speaker 1: turning around for me. You know, I can't be there

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Speaker 9: But at the same time, Man, some more phone.

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Speaker 1: Calls, some more letters, some more hawha, he hes something,

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Speaker 1: Then take care of your business. Man.

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Speaker 9: You got to work hard to be successful.

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Speaker 1: You know. Sometimes I don't put that in there. I

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Speaker 1: If you gotta target in mind, you gotta go. You

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Speaker 1: gotta wake up every day trying to get there, and

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Speaker 1: you can't get tired of it because it.

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Speaker 9: Never ends. You gonna always be this way.

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Speaker 1: That's how life is designed and set up. You got

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Speaker 1: to be a hard worker.

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Speaker 1: If you always looking for some time to chill and man,

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Speaker 1: I wanna go do what I want to do.

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Speaker 9: You ain't gonna make it.

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Speaker 1: In order to be successful, you have to do a

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Speaker 9: It's so much easier to chill matter.

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Speaker 1: I wish I could kick back with a cigar man

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Speaker 1: all the time, but I can't, Man, I can't because

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Speaker 1: I got to work. Then the last piece of the balance, pie,

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Speaker 9: But if you ain't.

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Speaker 1: time to enjoy yourself. Quit thinking, man, that this balance

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Speaker 1: is even. It's a whole lot of God, a whole

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Speaker 9: To the family, the business, all your God.

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Speaker 1: If the chilling is equal to any of them, you

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Speaker 1: work like a man. Do what you're supposed to do.

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Speaker 1: Work on your family, work on your relationship, work on

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Speaker 1: you might not chill as law, but you show gonna

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Speaker 1: chill bigger. You're gonna ball bigger.

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Speaker 7: Baby here listening to the Steve Harvey Morning.

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Speaker 1: Shall ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, anybody else that's

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Speaker 1: listening this show right here? I don't know what to

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Speaker 1: tell you. It's just really really good. Nothing others Now.

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Speaker 1: Thank you? You made the right choice. Ain't no doubt

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Speaker 10: You picked us. We must be on one cause you

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Speaker 10: picked us. Ready to have some fun? You picked us?

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Speaker 11: Why?

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Speaker 1: Oh why you picked us? Oh?

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Speaker 10: We must be on one you cause you picked us,

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Speaker 10: Ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 1: You picked us. That was the song of choice this morning?

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Speaker 1: Why I have no idea? Charley Strawberry call it for real,

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Speaker 1: Miss Zippy Monica Junior government name kill Lewan Space, owner

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Speaker 1: of KLSS Enterprise, and the legend that is Nephew Tunney.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, Junior, what's on your mind this morning?

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Speaker 12: Can I talk this about saw month?

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Speaker 13: I just need a little bit of motivation, some understanding, real.

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Speaker 14: Fast, you know, are we're coming to the closing end

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Speaker 14: of the year.

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Speaker 1: You know, what is it?

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Speaker 14: We getting over to twenty twenty four, and I'm trying

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Speaker 14: to figure out, like, when do we start.

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Speaker 13: Putting the plan together for twenty twenty four?

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Speaker 14: Do we start in twenty twenty four? Do we start now?

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Speaker 14: Or how do we start setting these goals together for

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Speaker 1: As soon as I think of something that needs to

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Speaker 1: wish liss, I start to process immediately. I don't wait

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Speaker 1: for resolutions or New Year's and I start now. I've

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Speaker 1: learned that delaying does exactly that delays. Why would you

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Speaker 1: once you start practicing the practice of procrastination, it takes

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Speaker 1: for special days to do this, special moments to do that.

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Speaker 1: And then you'll find out in life that there is

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Speaker 1: no correct time to start except now. And it ain't

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Speaker 1: no need of waiting on your ducks to line up,

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Speaker 1: because they ask will not line up them. Damn ducks

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Speaker 9: I'm telling you, they don't get in that line.

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Speaker 15: All right, Uh, we'll come right back with more of

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Speaker 2: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show at the Salvation Army.

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Speaker 2: Love gives beyond situation and season. While lights are sparkling

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Speaker 2: and temperatures are dropping, You can be the difference for

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Speaker 2: the Christmas season. By donating twenty five dollars a month

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Speaker 15: All right, so, Steve, let's talk about some of your

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Speaker 1: I want to ask you, oh like pole memories. But

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I figured just the way it was right everyone, you.

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Speaker 9: Know, everybody get a gift.

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Speaker 1: Uh huh what did you sitting around think you've in

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Speaker 7: The tearing off of the wrapping paper.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, we're gonna use that paper next year. That bowl,

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Speaker 15: And my mom wrapped like the grocery store wrap. That

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Speaker 2: She loved.

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Speaker 15: Yes, she could it looked just like it did at

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Speaker 7: My mom could rape.

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Speaker 1: Man, girl, I got an easy bake up in one.

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Speaker 7: Oh, yes, with the light.

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Speaker 1: If I would have wrapped it, you knew it because

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Speaker 1: Man, if I wrapped it, you knew.

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Speaker 7: Wow, one, I gotta.

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Speaker 13: Bowling.

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Speaker 1: You know exactly what it is.

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Speaker 9: Looked like he gave all the baseball.

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Speaker 15: I remember when I got a tape recorder one year.

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Speaker 15: That was always a good was the beginning of my career.

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Speaker 15: Right there, tape recorder. Yes, Oh, I got a starry

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Speaker 7: Yes, yes, good good stuff.

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Speaker 1: One of my most frightening Christmases was because of that

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, well happened to you where.

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Speaker 9: Yes, yes, my mama got me mine for Christmas.

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Speaker 1: I took it upstairs and recorded Rudy Ray Moore sick

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Speaker 7: You fell in love like this.

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Speaker 1: So everything going good. We go to church that morning.

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Speaker 1: That's these new recorders that you buy. We bought one

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Speaker 16: I'm just and I said, man, man, don't hit that.

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Speaker 1: My mama press play? I opened it up like this

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Speaker 1: Lady at the church say, oh, that's that's Rudy raymore So,

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Speaker 1: She say, but who is it though?

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Speaker 11: Oh?

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Speaker 7: Who's saying this?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody looking at me. I'm just trying to figure

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Speaker 1: the forget God. If I stay here and look out

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Speaker 6: Man.

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Speaker 1: I was sitting there in trouble. My mama's finally cut

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Speaker 1: daddy get home, no man, So they left. My daddy

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Speaker 1: came home, she said, snick, listen to what this boy

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Speaker 1: didn't put on his shit on Christmas? And she pressed

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Speaker 1: And then my daddy listening to it, and he started smiling.

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Speaker 1: Why that's you, Yes, sir, I'm just shrinking. I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you rest on where we come back. This is Steve

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Speaker 1: Harbin Martin show Man. Why don't we have a radio

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Speaker 1: show if we're gonna do it right?

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Speaker 7: Listen to your side?

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Speaker 1: That's stupid? Did you stupid? That's what I'm talking about?

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Speaker 7: Boy?

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Speaker 1: Say that? Man? Why do we say that show? If

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Speaker 1: we're gonna be right? Morning show coming up right aft.

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Speaker 2: At the Salvation Army. Love gives beyond situation and season.

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Speaker 2: While lights are sparkling and temperatures are dropping, you can

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Speaker 2: be the difference for a family in need right in

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Speaker 2: your local community. Your donation puts presents under the tree

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Speaker 2: today and food on the table all year. Loans warm

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Speaker 2: hearts and homes beyond the Christmas season by donating twenty

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Speaker 2: five dollars a month at Salvation Army USA dot org.

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Speaker 2: Help a neighbor in need through the holidays and beyond.

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Speaker 15: All Right, before we went to break, Steve, if you

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Speaker 15: were telling us a story about when your dad heard

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Speaker 15: you recite Rudy ray Moore on your brand new.

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Speaker 1: Cord come home on Christmas. Look at what your boys doing.

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: So she pressed on way down and shu that blankly

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Speaker 1: the saint back back at saying none of it. So

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Speaker 1: my daddy listened to it. He smiled, He said, that's.

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Speaker 7: Yes, sir, you thought you're in trouble.

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Speaker 1: He said, where are your coat at? Go get your coat?

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Speaker 1: Come on.

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Speaker 7: Cold as I ain't never done nothing.

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Speaker 9: I used to going in the basement.

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Speaker 7: What is the come.

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Speaker 9: He puts me in the car, He get the machine.

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Speaker 9: We back out.

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Speaker 1: We drive right up the Earl's gas station about five

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Speaker 1: Merry Christmas, slick, what's up little boy?

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Speaker 9: Very Christmas?

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Speaker 1: The boy got something for y'all. Right, here, tell me

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Speaker 1: who this is? So all the men in there with

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Speaker 1: boy that Rudy Raymo, No it ain't. Dusty said you

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Speaker 1: running boy, every boy right here, this boy sound like

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Speaker 1: r Ramo. So mister Welles said, we do some of it.

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Speaker 14: Oh man, you can't you tell you about y'all life.

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Speaker 1: When I got to cuts it from y'all, did you

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Speaker 1: do it?

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Speaker 12: Hell?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, way like that right there? Oh man, I love it,

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Speaker 1: I love it. I love it. My daddy thought it

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Speaker 1: when we get back home, tell you mama, we rolled

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Speaker 16: I ain't gonna whoop you because it's on Christmas. Oh oh,

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Speaker 16: it's a little bit of twenty six. You've got toe

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Speaker 1: Well, he ain't want to whoop me, no way, because

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Speaker 1: he was great. He thought that was the greatest thing.

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Great, And you take all that cussing off of that machine.

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Speaker 9: You ain't even what you learn these words from?

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Speaker 11: Ya?

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Speaker 2: You're playing at all the party.

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Speaker 7: Looking at Yeah wow?

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Speaker 1: Who else you listen to?

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Speaker 11: Though?

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Speaker 7: Good Christmas memories?

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Speaker 1: Right there? Red Fox, Red Fox.

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Speaker 9: That's now this country comedian named Jerry Cloud.

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Speaker 1: Jerry Cloud.

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Speaker 16: Oh yeah, that's what we listened to. He'll be man, okay, yeah,

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Speaker 16: I love it. No that He'll be funny funny man. See,

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Speaker 16: I was still a Richard Pride.

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Speaker 17: D Oh, I'm doing Richard and Eddie. Ye that's like

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Speaker 17: Delirious was my my stand up, specially the lady did

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Speaker 17: Delirious Richard Pride wanted that's the one.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, wow, I mean that that was back in the

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 16: Absolutely, so they were playing you couldn't You had to

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Speaker 16: come on.

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Speaker 1: And the record player was right next to the steps

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Speaker 1: I said, on the steps.

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Speaker 7: And you can hear I learned how to cut everything.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, the good old days.

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Speaker 13: Google.

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Speaker 16: That's that American classic right there by that red level

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Speaker 16: outfit that was class.

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah for sure.

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Speaker 9: What was that red leather raw?

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Speaker 1: That was delius?

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Speaker 7: Was the purpose purple?

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Speaker 18: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Was purpose leather? All leather was wrong?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 18: Was wrong?

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Speaker 10: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: No, man, when that food was doing that, that food

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Speaker 1: was doing that dog going buck we man.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, that.

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Speaker 1: When he got shot when he was doing the hits.

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Speaker 1: Oh but we see it, mice men Nane the namo

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Speaker 1: dude said you h me times a lady, then.

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Speaker 15: News new.

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Speaker 1: Nude, that boy saying three times love.

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Speaker 15: I was holler, yeah, he gave us some great laughs.

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Speaker 15: And man, yes, Velvet Jones, mister Robinson's neighborhood. Yeah, hold of.

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Speaker 1: That, answered the door. Who is.

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Speaker 9: The movies the absolute best sketch artist.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that damn Eddie Man Jane bro that hot tub

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Speaker 1: dog he.

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Speaker 7: Gonna get in the hot tough.

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, boy in the in the movie Trading Places,

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Speaker 1: Uh huh, oh, what is her name? Valentine? Valentine boy?

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Speaker 1: When they finally got him off the street and took

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Speaker 1: him to the house. Yeah, and they had him in

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Speaker 1: the back and he was taking the bath and they

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Speaker 1: was coming out shutting the dope and he was in

468
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Speaker 1: there singing, Who would I showed that to? My daddy?

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Speaker 9: My daddy hollered.

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Speaker 1: Laugh when you think of look.

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Speaker 9: When God getting.

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Speaker 11: Boy.

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Speaker 7: He used to open this show every day with that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's where I got it from.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, good, I tell you man, that that that what's.

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Speaker 1: What's what's the best? Forty eight hours of Beverly Hills cut.

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Speaker 9: Oh what's forty eight hours about?

478
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Speaker 1: When he was with Nick Notty?

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Speaker 19: Oh yeah, trading Place, coming to America, Coming to America's

480
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Speaker 19: comedy movie I've ever seen?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, it was great.

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Speaker 11: It was.

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Speaker 1: Agreed all right.

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Speaker 15: Coming up at the top of the hour. In entertainment News, Steve,

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Speaker 15: You're gonna love this. Are you listening, Steve Sexual?

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Speaker 1: Child?

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Speaker 7: You're listening sexual.

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Speaker 9: Steve mart show man.

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Speaker 1: Ain't nothing worse than a madasso was smoking a cigarette,

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Speaker 1: you know, out there with that cigarette.

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Speaker 9: Da what I tell what you are free?

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Speaker 1: Abu? I whoop from the air? Put that cigarette. It

493
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Speaker 1: used to look so full the cigarette. Just be talking

494
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Speaker 1: the whole time. She's talking, a cigarette going up down, ashes,

495
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Speaker 1: flicking off on address and stuff.

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Speaker 15: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. According to new research,

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Speaker 15: one in five Americans are planning on giving someone a

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Speaker 15: take the hint gift this year. A new survey of

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Speaker 15: two thousand Americans found that hint gifts are pretty common practice,

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Speaker 15: with one in three respondents saying they've given at least

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Speaker 15: one in the past year or so or in the

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Speaker 15: past period. And who is the person in our life

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Speaker 15: most likely to give us one of these hint gifts.

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Speaker 7: Well, research shows it's our own partner.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 15: Most popular hint gift Americans give is deodorant?

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Speaker 7: What or cologne?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Self help books?

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Speaker 12: Wow?

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Speaker 7: More than take a hand.

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Speaker 15: The most popular most popular gift is self help books.

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Speaker 15: They scored real high. Also on the list were cookbooks.

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Speaker 7: No, I did not don't get one this year, exercise.

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Speaker 15: Equipment Carla, exercise equipment plans and bike razors, toothpaste, cleaning supplies,

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Speaker 15: and even breath mints.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I just I just bought my wife the

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Speaker 1: Peloton bike.

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Speaker 10: Uh huh?

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Speaker 15: Okay, so she asked for the bike, though she wasn't

521
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Speaker 15: offended by getting it, right?

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Speaker 7: Do you save that for Christmas?

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Speaker 9: Wasn't for Christmas?

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Speaker 10: Oh?

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Speaker 1: This is just he can't get off anything.

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Speaker 7: But she asked you to get the bike.

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Speaker 9: Wnt save the Peloton bike for Christmas? Okay?

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Speaker 7: Well never mind different incomes.

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Speaker 1: Different all right?

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Speaker 15: So Steven and uh Junior and Tommy, if you guys

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Speaker 15: had to give someone to take a hit gift, who

532
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Speaker 15: would it be and what would it be?

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Speaker 13: My sister every job application pap it I can find.

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Speaker 14: It, just got she can't talk about they can't find

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Speaker 14: the world I see now hid every day.

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Speaker 1: I well, I think we just saw the best take

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Speaker 1: a hit gift. If I pick you up to go

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Speaker 1: shopping and I put your ass in the back seat

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Speaker 1: because my I got another fine chicken in the front,

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Speaker 1: that's about a bigger hit gift you can get. What

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Speaker 1: about you, m M my auntie? Is she listening? I

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Speaker 1: don't think she's listening. Heard a nice pem box, a

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Speaker 1: nice perm.

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Speaker 9: Damn it.

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Speaker 1: Let this sit for at least twenty minutes.

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Speaker 7: All right, so our resident poets, Oh yeah, Junior in

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Speaker 7: the building right now? Oh yeah, poems.

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Speaker 14: Christmas time, baby, Christmas time. And it's the time that

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Speaker 14: a lot of people break it up, but they really

550
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Speaker 14: don't know how to say it to the other person.

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Speaker 9: So I thought we might well just.

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Speaker 3: Staying in poem.

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Speaker 12: It's the best way to do it.

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Speaker 9: Just say it in poem.

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Speaker 14: He ain't go one right here time, he's all Christmas

556
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Speaker 14: break up poem. This is all of the here we go, missletoe.

557
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Speaker 14: Mistletoe is what we want kissed become this Christmas. These

558
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Speaker 14: lips you gonna miss and that ain't all merry Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's how you break up right there.

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Speaker 14: You ain't got to waste a lot of time. You

561
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Speaker 14: ain't got to waste a lot of time saying just

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Speaker 14: like that, missle toe, missing toe is what we once

563
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Speaker 14: kissed for. Come this Christmas, these lists you gonna miss

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Speaker 14: and that ain't all Merry Christmas.

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Speaker 12: Ain't let somebody die. He going another one time? He

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Speaker 12: got another on.

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Speaker 14: Uh, frosty, frosty like your attitude has been But when

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Speaker 14: you try your key tonight, it won't let you win.

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Speaker 12: Merry Christmas.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, you're getting your relationships.

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Speaker 12: We ain't got time to argue all night long.

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Speaker 14: No, no, just say this, the relationship is over because

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Speaker 14: you've been messing with my weed. You even smoked three

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Speaker 14: bridges off my Christmas tree.

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Speaker 12: You got to go Merry Christmas.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, your ask how you went down there and smoke

577
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Speaker 14: three bridges off the tree.

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Speaker 12: Now we don't.

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Speaker 11: I like this.

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Speaker 14: This, This would hit me about one thirty in the morning,

581
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Speaker 14: about one thirty the morning it came to me here

582
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Speaker 14: you hauled may flower or even two guys and a

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Speaker 14: truck that numbers on the counter. And I wish you

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Speaker 14: good luck.

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Speaker 12: Merry Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Favorite, Merry Christmas.

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Speaker 14: Just wants you to know how about you to get

588
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Speaker 14: it for you, you haul may flower or even two

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Speaker 14: guys in the truck that numbers on the counter, and

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Speaker 14: I wish you good luck.

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Speaker 12: Marry Christmas. I think I might do that, sir, just.

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Speaker 13: To break up Christmas call.

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Speaker 7: I like them. Okay, here we go, all right, twas

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Speaker 7: the night before Christmas.

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Speaker 14: Please try to be gone because I'm getting my life

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Speaker 14: together and I'm moving on. Bye boo bye, Merry Christmas.

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Speaker 12: I gotta hit it with the Merry Christmas at the.

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Speaker 14: End, Marry christ Yeah, Yeah, Hi gonna last one.

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Speaker 1: I wrote this?

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Speaker 11: Is it?

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Speaker 13: Said the gingerbread man to the gingerbread lady.

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Speaker 14: This relationship is over because you've been asked shady ho

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Speaker 14: ho ho, Merry Christmas, Daddy.

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Speaker 7: That's how you break up.

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Speaker 1: Words like yeah, Steve Harvey more on the show Man.

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Speaker 9: Ain't nobody playing with y'all.

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Speaker 1: This show, I have said a thousand times, is for enlightenment, entertainment,

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Speaker 1: entertainment and inspiration, and entertainment is a big part of

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Speaker 1: this show. A lot of loss eight listeners because you

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Speaker 1: don't get the joke. I'm not apologizing for nothing, and

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Speaker 1: I ain't preparing No, I'm sorry statement I tell Joe

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Speaker 1: and for living And if you didn't like the joke,

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Speaker 1: tune in tomorrow.

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Speaker 7: I have others.

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Speaker 2: You'll coming off at the Salvation Army. Love gives beyond

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Speaker 2: situation and season. While lights are sparkling and temperatures are dropping.

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Speaker 2: You can be the difference for a family in need

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Speaker 2: right in your local community. Your donation puts presents under

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Speaker 2: the tree today and food on the table all year long,

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Speaker 2: warm hearts and homes beyond the Christmas season. By donating

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Speaker 2: twenty five dollars a month at Salvation Army USA dot org,

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Speaker 2: help a neighbor in need through the holidays.

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Speaker 7: And beyond time.

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Speaker 15: Now for a round of would would you rather bump

625
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Speaker 15: into your partner coming out of a strip club or

626
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Speaker 15: would you rather see them sneaking out of the house

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Speaker 15: in the middle of the night.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to keep them coming out of the

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Speaker 1: house and miner at night.

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Speaker 16: Yeah, that's gonna help me brainstorming a whole lot.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, coming out the club at least I know.

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Speaker 11: What you do.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I can say, Hell, I go with you

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Speaker 1: if you tell me you're going. We ain't living that life,

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Speaker 1: but you know you're coming out the strip twelve I

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Speaker 1: know she was in there with wintering, so that'll be

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Speaker 1: at least one. I can't run nothing past it. I

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00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:23,799
Speaker 1: can't put nothing past these boys and Pine Whitney Steven,

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Speaker 1: you know, never know?

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Speaker 9: All right?

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Speaker 15: Would you rather sweet potato or cherry pie in a

642
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Speaker 15: pie eating contest?

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Speaker 7: Which one?

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Speaker 1: Oh sweep tape sleep potato?

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Speaker 9: Well, you're gonna be able to eat most sweet potatoes,

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Speaker 9: you know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, one half of a cherry pie you throw up.

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Speaker 1: You gotta swallow them whole ass cherries and all that

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Speaker 1: syrup and stuff. And it's hard to find a good

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Speaker 1: ass cherry pie anyway. Yeah, man, I just I can't

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Speaker 1: find one.

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Speaker 9: Sad.

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Speaker 7: Isn't that your favorite terry pie?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: If I could get that? Nothing nothing tops peach cobbler.

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Speaker 1: But I'm off sugar now, so I haven't had any

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Speaker 1: sugar in a long time. Okay, all right, Peach Cobble

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Speaker 1: though Cobbler Cafe in Atlanta, Lord, have mercy.

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Speaker 9: I'm you know, it ain't no joke.

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Speaker 1: They about to be business best peach cobbler on planet

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Speaker 1: Earth's at the Peach Cobbler Cafe in Atlanta, Georgia.

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Speaker 15: All right, would you rather vacation with your in laws,

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Speaker 15: or would you rather vacation with your next door neighbor.

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Speaker 1: Like my in law?

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Speaker 9: My in laws is cool, they're gonna be sleep anyway.

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Speaker 16: Don't nobody going nowhere with their neighbor. I don't even

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Speaker 16: know my neighbors. We got an over the fish relationship.

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Speaker 16: That's what we get, right, relationships.

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Speaker 1: That's where it's I've never seen them.

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, your neighbor.

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Speaker 9: I don't know who these people are.

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Speaker 11: All right?

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Speaker 15: Would you rather have a dragon tattoo cover your entire

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Speaker 15: back or would you rather have your tongue pierced.

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Speaker 7: Tattoo for piercing?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, give me the dragon tattoo across my back? Yeah yeah,

677
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Speaker 1: not in my tongue.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I can't see it.

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Speaker 7: No, damn way, the dragon tattoo.

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Speaker 1: She ain't sticking nothing in my tongue. I can tell

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Speaker 1: you that about a lot of people have that. I

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Speaker 1: talked too damn much. You get that thing caught between

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Speaker 1: one of them teeth, that choke ouch, that piercing machine.

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Speaker 7: All right, that's today's rounded. Would you rather thanks? Guys?

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Speaker 1: Hey, good morning. This is your man, Steve Harvey. But

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Speaker 1: what Christmas means to me is a celebration of life.

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Speaker 1: The birth, the Life, the gift of giving from my family,

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Speaker 1: yours and the crew from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 7: Happy holidays, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 15: All right, we promised to talk about holiday traditions, especially

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Speaker 15: Christmas traditions, and while time honored holiday traditions are important,

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Speaker 15: they've also evolved over the generations. Now this is according

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Speaker 15: to a survey, family activities and writing to Santa are

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Speaker 15: still among the most popular holiday traditions. That is interesting,

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Speaker 15: even though because I've never written to Santa. Even though

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Speaker 15: we live in a tech savvy world, three out of

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Speaker 15: four parents say their children still hand write letters to Santa,

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Speaker 15: as opposed to a more modern approach like email. And really,

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Speaker 15: and what's the most popular family activity in twenty seventeen

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Speaker 15: this year? Well, according to most households, it's decorating the

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Speaker 15: Christmas tree.

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Speaker 7: As a family. Now that I like, I can relate

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Speaker 7: to that.

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Speaker 1: Do we do that? Yeah?

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Speaker 15: So let's so, Steve, we got to start with you here.

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Speaker 15: What are the family traditions that your family key that

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Speaker 15: you definitely.

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Speaker 9: First of all, let me get this straight.

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Speaker 7: Boodha, your grandson a.

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Speaker 9: Noah and Rose.

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Speaker 7: Grandchildren.

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Speaker 9: I'm not telling them that Santa Claus is coming down

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Speaker 9: the chimney.

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Speaker 1: Okay, nay, Mom and Daddy might, but if they come

715
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Speaker 1: up with Papa's house, Papa bought all this.

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Speaker 9: Straight about that.

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Speaker 1: Here this yall, and Papa pay all their little figure

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Speaker 1: hair Snow, I bought all that in hire. I had

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Speaker 1: that tree in the in the in the in the

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Speaker 1: foer that Papa bought that.

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Speaker 15: So that's a new tradition really, because you weren't you

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Speaker 15: brought up with thinking Santa Claus.

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Speaker 7: Did it for a while when you were little?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, so you're usually as young as your grandchildren aren't.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, you know my kids take their kids to

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Speaker 1: see Santa Claus. Yeah, they're thinking it's a Santa Claus.

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Speaker 1: I'm just telling don't bring them over here.

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Speaker 7: Why you got so real with it right now?

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Speaker 9: Well, no, Papa house all is paid for by the

731
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Speaker 9: big ballad har.

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Speaker 1: Does you work?

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Speaker 7: You want some credit?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the white man didn't bought nothing up in here.

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Speaker 1: The bald head black man that's in that office down

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Speaker 1: there at the front of the house. You going there,

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Speaker 1: that'sh Santa Claus down there. Matter of fact, don't bring

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Speaker 1: him up when you come in here. Because he had

739
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Speaker 1: none to do, and everything on this side of the gate,

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Speaker 1: Santa Claus ain't had damn things to do.

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Speaker 7: Okay, So that's one. That's one. That's me that you

742
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Speaker 7: burst wide open. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Secondly, if you tag up your toy on Christmas, you

744
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Speaker 1: get your ass whooped on christal.

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Speaker 13: Man.

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Speaker 12: That that's a tradition.

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Speaker 7: That tradition standard meerations.

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Speaker 1: You know, I hold on this lay away and you

749
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Speaker 1: broke it.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, he opened it at five and it's broken.

751
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Speaker 1: Mad I had a nephew named Pogo. All did every

752
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Speaker 1: toy he got, he took it apart.

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Speaker 7: Wow.

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Speaker 9: But then you know what, he put it all back together.

755
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Speaker 9: That's all he wanted to do.

756
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Speaker 7: Well, yeah, that's like girls we used to take our

757
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Speaker 7: dolls clothes off.

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Speaker 9: A mechanic.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, right now, that's what he do.

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Speaker 7: He's a mechanic right now because see. Yeah, so that

761
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Speaker 7: was some good. But did he get in trouble for

762
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Speaker 7: doing it.

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Speaker 1: When he was a kid?

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Speaker 10: Dog?

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Speaker 1: Because if my daddy sought the toy toe up. But

766
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Speaker 1: he would ask though after the second year, is that

767
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Speaker 1: Pogo toy would leave alone there?

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Speaker 9: Put it back here?

769
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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 7: He wasn't too mad, all right? What else so so

771
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Speaker 7: no Santa, but whoopings if you broke your toe? What else?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 7: These are some traditions, Steve. I want to hear some

774
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Speaker 7: of Junior's still.

775
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Speaker 1: I know his family.

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Speaker 7: Sounds like he got his butt.

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Speaker 1: Oh man. Absolutely.

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Speaker 13: One tradition was you going to bed.

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Speaker 7: At seven on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day?

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Speaker 1: On Christmas Eve?

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Speaker 19: Oh, I could never sleep on Christmas Eve. I could

782
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Speaker 19: never do that because Santah was coming. What Santa don't

783
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Speaker 19: show up till nine in the morning. We got to

784
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Speaker 19: go back to be nine.

785
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Speaker 12: S were running later.

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Speaker 13: Y'all go back in there and go back to bee.

787
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Speaker 14: N He ain't made it here yet, y'all go in

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Speaker 14: there and go back to peace.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it up next nephew's prank phone call. Right after this.

790
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:56,080
Speaker 7: He's drinking all night. You're listening to the Steve Hobby

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Speaker 7: Morning Show.

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Speaker 15: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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Speaker 15: my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is he

794
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:07,799
Speaker 15: can't talk without touching me. We'll get into that find

795
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Speaker 15: out what that's all about just a few but right

796
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Speaker 15: now it is time for the nephew and today's spring

797
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Speaker 15: phone call.

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Speaker 16: What you got for his neph well, you know it's

799
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Speaker 16: Christmas time and Christmas decorations.

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Speaker 1: Okay, cat dog, if you cool it, well, I'm.

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Speaker 11: Trying to receise them. Yeah, this is what's going on. Hey,

802
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Speaker 11: this many man. I live like about four five streets

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Speaker 11: over from you, this manny, How you doing, brother, I'm

804
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:36,759
Speaker 11: doing thisod man? How you doing? I'm good? Hey, I

805
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:39,200
Speaker 11: see you. You You got your Christmas lights up right?

806
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Speaker 11: You know?

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00:46:39,719 --> 00:46:41,479
Speaker 6: Yeah? I got them up. I got my whole little

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00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:43,680
Speaker 6: theme and everything set up. Man it it's looking real good.

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Speaker 11: Okay. Let me let me ask you something. Man. The

810
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:48,040
Speaker 11: theme you got in your yard? Where you get that

811
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Speaker 11: idea from?

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Speaker 6: What do you mean where I get them from?

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Speaker 11: The idea? Like you got the snowman, you got Santa

814
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:56,840
Speaker 11: Claus and rain deals, you got your whole house decorated.

815
00:46:57,160 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 11: You got Jesus with the manga and the the wise

816
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:03,719
Speaker 11: men around him. Where did you get your idea from?

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Speaker 6: I'm lost what you're talking about.

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Speaker 11: Man.

819
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Speaker 6: You ask me where I got a theme from? I

820
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 6: mean you you try to imply something. I'm asking.

821
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Speaker 11: I'm asking you a question. Where did you get the

822
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Speaker 11: idea from?

823
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Speaker 6: I made this up? I made this up? Jesus, Jesus

824
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Speaker 6: and the man you know that represents christ. Man, you

825
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Speaker 6: go with the theme that Christmas base man, and that's

826
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Speaker 6: that's Christmas base Jesus. There Christmas Jesus and just in

827
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Speaker 6: Jerusalem and Beth Lamb and hey, what what what's going on?

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Speaker 11: Man?

829
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Speaker 6: Who are you? We gonna get my number from any I'm.

830
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Speaker 11: I'm I'm manny man, I'm manny I got I got

831
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Speaker 11: your number from one of the people that live on

832
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Speaker 11: your street. And I'm just asking you on the rail

833
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:41,960
Speaker 11: where you get this idea from? I made this idea.

834
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Speaker 6: If I made this up, man, I made this up

835
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 6: just the second time you asked me where I get

836
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Speaker 6: this idea from? What you trying to import?

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Speaker 11: It's go the real deal dog, the same thing you

838
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:54,120
Speaker 11: got if you come folk streets over. I got the

839
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:56,279
Speaker 11: same thing in my yard. And it looked like you

840
00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:59,799
Speaker 11: just stole my idea. And see what you ain't gonna

841
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:03,240
Speaker 11: do is try to win Christmas yards of the season

842
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:05,920
Speaker 11: and you just stole my idea. That's the problem I

843
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:06,400
Speaker 11: got with you.

844
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Speaker 1: Now.

845
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Speaker 6: The problem you got is lifing twist. It okay to

846
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:13,160
Speaker 6: see I put this together without it I never even

847
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:13,600
Speaker 6: heard of you.

848
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Speaker 18: Man.

849
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Speaker 6: It begin with Secondly, I've been doing this particular theme

850
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Speaker 6: in my yards since I'm just staying over here. I'm

851
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:20,480
Speaker 6: just staying over here six years.

852
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:22,879
Speaker 11: You ain't had that. You ain't had that theme last year.

853
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:23,680
Speaker 11: You ain't had that.

854
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 6: Man at this theme last year and the year before.

855
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Speaker 6: And I put my stuff in the same place every

856
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 6: damn time I put it down.

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Speaker 11: You did not have this last ye.

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Speaker 6: Talk about who are you to call me and tell

859
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:35,480
Speaker 6: me about my theme and about my yard and what

860
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Speaker 6: you got going.

861
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Speaker 11: I know you ain't copying there, man, I'm gonna tell

862
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:40,720
Speaker 11: you right now, and I ain't finna go no further.

863
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:43,759
Speaker 11: You need to rearrange your theme and get a different thing,

864
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 11: because you got the same theme I got.

865
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Speaker 6: Now you need to rearrange your okay, because I ain't

866
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Speaker 6: rearranging jack over here.

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Speaker 11: Hey man, let me tell you that I got to

868
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:53,640
Speaker 11: come over there and they tell you you man, I'm

869
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Speaker 11: being real as real as I can be with you.

870
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Speaker 11: If I got to come over there and unplugged what

871
00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:01,480
Speaker 11: if you got some come now, if I got to

872
00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:03,720
Speaker 11: come over to your house and unplug some stuff?

873
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Speaker 6: Now now, now see if everything my foot will be

874
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:09,879
Speaker 6: getting up plug from here. First of all, you ain't

875
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:12,040
Speaker 6: gonna come on my street, in my house and disrotect

876
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Speaker 6: me at all about anything that I got set up

877
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Speaker 6: in my yacht, Tegul.

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Speaker 11: That way, I'll tell you what then, I'm just gonna

879
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:21,000
Speaker 11: do this here. I'm finnah. Just come over there and

880
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:24,960
Speaker 11: take Jesus and take them and take them wise men

881
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:26,680
Speaker 11: out your yard. That's what I'm finna do.

882
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Speaker 6: Come over this way, come up my messing with Jesus

883
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Speaker 6: in the manger. It's gonna be some real problems because

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Speaker 6: foot of all that's sake, tegu that's that's the center

885
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Speaker 6: of the pool. Now, if you want to come over

886
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Speaker 6: here and you want to kind of do something like that,

887
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Speaker 6: you go to me. Jesus said, help you, because there's

888
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Speaker 6: gonna be some rolling around going on time like y'all.

889
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:45,239
Speaker 11: The bottom line is this right here. You've got the

890
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Speaker 11: nerve to do the same thing I got. I'm full

891
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:51,880
Speaker 11: streets over, I'm driving through looking at everybody's uh here, man,

892
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,680
Speaker 11: looking at everybody thing. You the one and one and

893
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:56,120
Speaker 11: come here, as I've seen.

894
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:57,640
Speaker 6: The same way, the same place.

895
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Speaker 11: Every doubt long.

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Speaker 6: You ain't nobody ever call on me. Your stuff looks

897
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Speaker 6: like man, and from four five seats. I would have

898
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Speaker 6: had this many any way.

899
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:06,120
Speaker 11: Then.

900
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:08,040
Speaker 6: Ain't got no light coming on my street because you

901
00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:10,439
Speaker 6: don't stay on the street. You going around looking at people,

902
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 6: trying to get your ideas. Man, you got a rich No.

903
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:16,480
Speaker 11: No, I'm I'm very original. I moved to this neighborhood

904
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:19,640
Speaker 11: before you did. I've been here. I've been here ten years.

905
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:22,160
Speaker 11: You've been here about six. I know you've been living

906
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:22,520
Speaker 11: over here.

907
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:24,800
Speaker 6: I've been living over here six years. This further division

908
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:26,920
Speaker 6: was just coming up when I came over here. I

909
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:28,879
Speaker 6: ain't gonna tell me. You've been running your teams longer

910
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:30,720
Speaker 6: and I've been running mind who you class?

911
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:31,120
Speaker 11: Hey? Man?

912
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:32,879
Speaker 6: And it ain't got I ain't got time to go back.

913
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:33,000
Speaker 1: Man.

914
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:34,520
Speaker 6: You know what, I got better things do? I still

915
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:36,120
Speaker 6: got some more life put up? Hey, I got a

916
00:50:36,239 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 6: water class. I hang go back and forth.

917
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:39,800
Speaker 11: When I'm finna tell you just right here, I'm finish.

918
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:42,919
Speaker 11: Come take Jesus off your yard. I'm finish. Take Jesus

919
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:43,440
Speaker 11: and the one to.

920
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:45,320
Speaker 6: Take Jesus out my yard. I see now you sounded

921
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:47,640
Speaker 6: like when I'm crazy, people come aout taking Jesus out

922
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:49,879
Speaker 6: of my life. That's why you got life and mess stuff.

923
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 6: Come on over. I got some way.

924
00:50:51,239 --> 00:50:51,359
Speaker 1: Man.

925
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:53,960
Speaker 11: You look here, don't turn your life on that.

926
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:55,840
Speaker 6: My life is gonna be on the night tomorrow night,

927
00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:58,400
Speaker 6: every other night talking about taking my Jesus into maket.

928
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:00,200
Speaker 6: I'm originally as the original that can be. Come on

929
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:01,840
Speaker 6: if you want to. I got something for you.

930
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 19: Man.

931
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:05,040
Speaker 11: You just stole my idea. And see what's talking about?

932
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:07,759
Speaker 6: This still an idea. Come on round here and let's say.

933
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:10,960
Speaker 11: Hey dog, let me tell you something right now. Jesus

934
00:51:11,239 --> 00:51:14,920
Speaker 11: and the Wise Man is coming out your yard today.

935
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:17,520
Speaker 6: No, you know what, man, I'm through with you. Man,

936
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:18,160
Speaker 6: I'm through with you.

937
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:20,160
Speaker 11: You know what. Come over here if you want.

938
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:22,440
Speaker 6: To touch my math and Jesus touch my man, just

939
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:24,200
Speaker 6: touch me and her and Joseph and the Wise Man.

940
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:27,640
Speaker 6: I'm gonna put the nod star over your literally. Hey man,

941
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:29,319
Speaker 6: I don't know where you get my number from me? Now,

942
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:30,759
Speaker 6: who are you? Anyway? Who is it?

943
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:31,359
Speaker 11: Who are you? Man?

944
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:32,960
Speaker 6: I tell you what you're talking about? Coming over here?

945
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:37,040
Speaker 6: Messing with anything on time? Okay? Set to go off

946
00:51:37,239 --> 00:51:39,840
Speaker 6: every evening at the food to start getting dark. My

947
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:44,160
Speaker 6: going off. Let me come on tonight, he dog?

948
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:46,279
Speaker 11: Anyway, Why why why you can't come up with your

949
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:48,839
Speaker 11: own theme. Man, Why you came to my own thing? Now?

950
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:49,239
Speaker 1: Look at it?

951
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:51,279
Speaker 6: I tell you what, man, what's for you? Anyway? We

952
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:51,960
Speaker 6: just watched it?

953
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:53,000
Speaker 11: Right now?

954
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 6: You stay four five street over? What kind of color

955
00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:55,520
Speaker 6: you got me?

956
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:55,759
Speaker 11: Drive?

957
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:58,080
Speaker 6: Well, I'll come find you, come deal with you right

958
00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:01,239
Speaker 6: now where you at? Wait, right now where you are?

959
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:03,440
Speaker 11: You know what, don't worry about where I'm at. I'm

960
00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:04,319
Speaker 11: gonna be there on your life.

961
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:08,080
Speaker 6: I'm about mom night. Now, I'm gonna confine your life.

962
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:09,560
Speaker 11: Ain't coming on tonight?

963
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:11,759
Speaker 6: Well, never not come on tonight. There's gonna be some

964
00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:13,600
Speaker 6: problems in your life. It's gonna be hard to breathe

965
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:14,799
Speaker 6: for you. I'm gonna let you know here.

966
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 11: Man, hey, man, man, first of.

967
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:19,680
Speaker 6: All, for you anyway, Man, you done caused me out

968
00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:22,320
Speaker 6: of the blue telling me that you're gonna come disconnect

969
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:24,600
Speaker 6: my life and steal my major and take my baby

970
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:26,920
Speaker 6: Jesus out the man? Who are you sit up here

971
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:30,239
Speaker 6: accusing me of stealing your thing when it's been my

972
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:32,400
Speaker 6: theme at least here fix years. I've been doing this

973
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 6: Night of Warm Best Yard three years or three years

974
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:37,960
Speaker 6: running in this season. Now I think you trying to get.

975
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:40,200
Speaker 11: By way but see the problem is you the warm

976
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:42,880
Speaker 11: best yard because you're still in my idea?

977
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:44,800
Speaker 6: How can I be still in your message?

978
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:45,040
Speaker 10: Man?

979
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:47,560
Speaker 6: You know what you in you and I'm ready to

980
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:51,400
Speaker 6: deal with your right hey, dog, dog, I'm not going

981
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:52,400
Speaker 6: to go back and forth with you.

982
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 11: You stole my Jesus theme.

983
00:52:54,719 --> 00:52:56,680
Speaker 6: Dog, Hold on, wait a minute. How can I have

984
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:59,960
Speaker 6: won best Yard three years running and you saying I

985
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:02,440
Speaker 6: got to think you you should have been getting you must.

986
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 11: Not be doing it right. Let me let me, let me,

987
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:06,239
Speaker 11: let me go on and say this to you right now. Dog.

988
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:10,520
Speaker 11: What Larry on your street told me to call you, Larry.

989
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:15,640
Speaker 6: Larry gave you my number, Larry.

990
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:17,440
Speaker 11: And Tommy told me to call you.

991
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:19,279
Speaker 6: Larry and Tommy told you to call me.

992
00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:21,719
Speaker 11: You know who Tommy is that?

993
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:24,600
Speaker 6: That ain't no, ain't never missing Tommy to me?

994
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:28,720
Speaker 11: Who I'm Tommy. I'm nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey

995
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:32,600
Speaker 11: Morning Show. You just got plagued by your boy, Larry Man.

996
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:36,920
Speaker 6: Nephew Tomas you want to show.

997
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:42,440
Speaker 11: Told me to call you. He said you win every

998
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:44,600
Speaker 11: single year the Christmas.

999
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:46,280
Speaker 6: But it's kind of funny.

1000
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:52,279
Speaker 11: Let me ask you something. What's the baddest radio show?

1001
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:55,120
Speaker 6: In the lane man hands down, no doubt.

1002
00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:56,600
Speaker 2: That.

1003
00:53:57,560 --> 00:53:59,200
Speaker 6: In the show with nephew.

1004
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:04,480
Speaker 1: Mat pranks out stand.

1005
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:06,080
Speaker 18: Out.

1006
00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:10,720
Speaker 1: I'm finna come over there and get Jesus. I'm gonna

1007
00:54:10,719 --> 00:54:11,600
Speaker 1: get the wise men.

1008
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:16,960
Speaker 9: Get everyboy boy boy, Now you're finsh meet Jesus.

1009
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:20,320
Speaker 7: That's more accurate.

1010
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:25,719
Speaker 1: See, you're gonna come around here, so there's gonna be

1011
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:27,200
Speaker 1: some rolling round out here.

1012
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:36,360
Speaker 14: Decorator touch the wise men married that north.

1013
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:41,680
Speaker 1: First, he didn't understand the accusation. Where you get that

1014
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:48,960
Speaker 1: theme from Christmas? Right right? Abody theme? Where you're going

1015
00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:54,120
Speaker 1: with this man? I get the theme from It's Christmas.

1016
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:59,360
Speaker 1: You're gonna put Jesus out of major It's Christmas?

1017
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:05,880
Speaker 7: Now that one hardy man, Frank praise for real? All right,

1018
00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:06,760
Speaker 7: thank you nephew.

1019
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:10,200
Speaker 15: Coming up next, it's the Strawberry Letter, with the subject

1020
00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:12,040
Speaker 15: being he cannot.

1021
00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:13,120
Speaker 7: Talk without touching me.

1022
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:14,239
Speaker 1: Wow, I don't see.

1023
00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:16,920
Speaker 7: We'll get into that right after this.

1024
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:19,840
Speaker 1: Hey, this is your boy, nephew, Tommy.

1025
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:22,799
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1030
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Speaker 20: com slash Tommy for your ten percent discount.

1034
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:52,200
Speaker 15: You're listening, Steve Harvey Warning Show. It is time now

1035
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:57,280
Speaker 15: for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting,

1036
00:55:57,360 --> 00:56:01,359
Speaker 15: and more, please submit your Strawberry letters STEVEARVFM dot com.

1037
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:05,160
Speaker 15: By clicking on submit Strawberry Letter, we could be reading

1038
00:56:05,239 --> 00:56:07,719
Speaker 15: your letter live on the air, just like we're going

1039
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:10,040
Speaker 15: to read this one right here, right now, and you

1040
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:11,960
Speaker 15: never know, it could be yours.

1041
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:14,640
Speaker 1: It could be yours, So buckle up and hold on tight.

1042
00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:17,160
Speaker 1: Get ready. Here it is Strawberry Letter.

1043
00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:20,920
Speaker 15: Thank you nephew. Subject he can't talk without touching me.

1044
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:23,839
Speaker 15: Dear Stephen Shirley. I met a man online and he's

1045
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:25,919
Speaker 15: a decent guy with a good job and a great

1046
00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:28,840
Speaker 15: set of friends. We've gone on double dates with my

1047
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:32,399
Speaker 15: friends and his friends, and I did that because that's

1048
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:36,040
Speaker 15: how you get to really know a person. The drawback

1049
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:38,439
Speaker 15: of it is that my friends also get to point

1050
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:40,640
Speaker 15: out the bad things about my man. We had a

1051
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:42,680
Speaker 15: double date with my best friend and her man and

1052
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:44,680
Speaker 15: my best He said that it's too soon for my

1053
00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:48,120
Speaker 15: man to be as hands on as he is, meaning

1054
00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:51,480
Speaker 15: he can't talk without touching me. She said he was

1055
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:54,560
Speaker 15: going to start pressuring me for sex too soon. She

1056
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:57,680
Speaker 15: was spot on with that one, so I couldn't be

1057
00:56:57,800 --> 00:57:00,040
Speaker 15: mad at her. The second date was with my my

1058
00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:03,000
Speaker 15: cousin and her husband, and my cousin's husband that the

1059
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:05,719
Speaker 15: guy shouldn't be grabbing my butt in public like that

1060
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:09,320
Speaker 15: because it's tasteless. I did not care what he said,

1061
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:12,080
Speaker 15: because I know he's not a romantic type of guy

1062
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:15,560
Speaker 15: from what my cousin has said about him. But when

1063
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:18,080
Speaker 15: I'm alone with my new man and in public, he

1064
00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:21,160
Speaker 15: really can't talk without putting his hands on my body.

1065
00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:24,120
Speaker 7: In the car, he wants to hold my hand and

1066
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:25,520
Speaker 7: drive with his left hand.

1067
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:28,760
Speaker 15: He has his hand on my thigh when we're having dinner,

1068
00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:30,920
Speaker 15: and if we're at a bar having a drink, he

1069
00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:33,400
Speaker 15: will slide my chair right up beside him so he

1070
00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:35,880
Speaker 15: can rub my shoulder or have his hand.

1071
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:38,240
Speaker 7: In various places on my body.

1072
00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:41,600
Speaker 15: We met seven weeks ago and we haven't been intimate,

1073
00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:45,320
Speaker 15: but like my bestie said, he's already itching to have sex.

1074
00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:48,480
Speaker 15: The final straw for me was when he put his

1075
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:51,480
Speaker 15: hand between my legs and a restaurant and asked if

1076
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:54,640
Speaker 15: he could have it. I asked what it was. It's

1077
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:57,600
Speaker 15: a complete and utter turn off. Do I throw away

1078
00:57:57,640 --> 00:58:00,400
Speaker 15: the man for this one flaw? Or is this something

1079
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:04,280
Speaker 15: we can work on. He doesn't do well with subtle hints. Oh,

1080
00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:08,840
Speaker 15: he's a little out of control doing that in public

1081
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:12,320
Speaker 15: and at a restaurant. But the most important thing here

1082
00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:16,040
Speaker 15: is what you're comfortable with, and that's all. If you

1083
00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:19,040
Speaker 15: don't want this man that you've only been dating for

1084
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:21,480
Speaker 15: seven weeks to have his hands all over you and

1085
00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:25,000
Speaker 15: you shouldn't, why don't you say something to him?

1086
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:27,320
Speaker 7: Why don't you tell him to stop, move his hands away?

1087
00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:30,360
Speaker 15: It is very disrespectful of him to be touching you

1088
00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:32,800
Speaker 15: so inappropriately and in front of your friends.

1089
00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:35,800
Speaker 7: And family like that. How have you let it go

1090
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:37,040
Speaker 7: this long?

1091
00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:40,800
Speaker 15: That's my question to you. If you don't want him

1092
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:43,360
Speaker 15: to do it to you, then don't let him do

1093
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:45,760
Speaker 15: it to you. You've got to be realistic, though, I mean,

1094
00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:50,040
Speaker 15: he's a man who is obviously attracted to you, and

1095
00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:52,600
Speaker 15: I'm sure he feels seven weeks is a long time

1096
00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:56,280
Speaker 15: on his calendar. He's ready to get busy, but clearly

1097
00:58:56,360 --> 00:59:00,320
Speaker 15: you're not because you're still trying to get to know him.

1098
00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:02,680
Speaker 15: But you gotta remember, I mean, it's simple.

1099
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:03,760
Speaker 7: This is your body.

1100
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:08,000
Speaker 15: And if you're not slapping stopping him or slapping him,

1101
00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:11,520
Speaker 15: and you're not saying saying anything about his touching you,

1102
00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:13,920
Speaker 15: he's not gonna stop. You gotta tell him if that's

1103
00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:16,240
Speaker 15: what you want. If he leaves because you spoke up

1104
00:59:16,280 --> 00:59:18,760
Speaker 15: for yourself, then let him go. If he stays, tell

1105
00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:21,360
Speaker 15: him you don't want him touching you like that anymore.

1106
00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:23,000
Speaker 15: You want to get to know him, and you guys

1107
00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:24,080
Speaker 15: need to slow down.

1108
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:31,440
Speaker 1: Steve, Uh, this.

1109
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:35,400
Speaker 9: Letter, it's so common sense.

1110
00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:40,280
Speaker 1: It's just Shirley's absolutely correct in what she's said. This

1111
00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:44,200
Speaker 1: let us it's really what you want. But you're not

1112
00:59:44,520 --> 00:59:46,920
Speaker 1: conveying this to the man. So what you want him

1113
00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:49,840
Speaker 1: to do? Because right now, this dude, he don't think

1114
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:53,480
Speaker 1: you're doing nothing wrong, but you think the man is wrong.

1115
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Speaker 1: And now I'm gonna tell you where I'm gonna tell you. Well,

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Speaker 1: let me show you a couple of things.

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Speaker 9: Just let him.

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00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:01,760
Speaker 1: You met this man online. He's a decent guy, got

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01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:03,520
Speaker 1: a good job. Gray, set of friends who go on

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Speaker 1: double dates with friends and his friends, my friends and

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Speaker 1: his friends. I did that because that's how you get

1122
01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:11,600
Speaker 1: to really know a person. Okay, that's a good idea

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01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:14,640
Speaker 1: because you got to see how it interacts with other people.

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01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:17,960
Speaker 9: Other people's opinion of him, his opinion of your friends.

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01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:18,680
Speaker 9: That said good depth.

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01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:21,360
Speaker 1: The drawback is that my friends also get to point

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01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:25,480
Speaker 1: out the bad things about my man. Well didn't you

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01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:27,600
Speaker 1: just say that's why you went out with him, so

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01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:31,600
Speaker 1: you can get to know him, And sometimes you can

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Speaker 1: get Your friend's opinions can matter, but they shouldn't, but

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01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:36,720
Speaker 1: they can depend.

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Speaker 9: On who the friend is.

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Speaker 1: See, we had a double date with my best friend

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01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:43,160
Speaker 1: and her man and my best He said that it's

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01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:45,360
Speaker 1: too soon for my man to be hands on as

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01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:48,360
Speaker 1: he is, meaning he can't talk without touching me. She

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01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:51,160
Speaker 1: said he was gonna start pressing me for sex too soon.

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01:00:53,280 --> 01:00:59,520
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because why because that's what

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01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:02,880
Speaker 1: we do. That's why he dating you. He dating you

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01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:09,640
Speaker 1: to have sex. That's why all men date you. Is

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01:01:10,040 --> 01:01:18,000
Speaker 1: this a secret and is this a new book? All

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01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:20,760
Speaker 1: men date you because they want to have sex with you.

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01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:28,080
Speaker 1: I have a shaker for you. Y'all dating men because

1144
01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:34,800
Speaker 1: y'all want to have sex with them? That tada, Yeah,

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01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:38,360
Speaker 1: take them frowns off, y'all's face on this zoom. Yeah,

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01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:43,840
Speaker 1: that's why you date men. Now, y'all not gonna outwardly

1147
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,720
Speaker 1: say that because you want some other things too, of course,

1148
01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:50,640
Speaker 1: but at the bottom line, you know what this bout. Stop?

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01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:56,240
Speaker 1: Come on, now, how we gonna have a family. I

1150
01:01:56,360 --> 01:01:57,920
Speaker 1: want to get married one day. I want to have

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01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:59,600
Speaker 1: a family. We know what we're gonna have to do.

1152
01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:08,280
Speaker 1: Then let's get to doing. It's what this is all about.

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01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:13,000
Speaker 1: She was spot on with that when her girlfriend he

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01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:15,479
Speaker 1: was gonna pressure me to have sex. I that ain't

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01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:20,080
Speaker 1: she brilliant? So I couldn't be mad with her. The

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01:02:20,160 --> 01:02:22,520
Speaker 1: second day was with my cousin and her husband said.

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01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:24,720
Speaker 1: Her husband said, the guy shouldn't be grabbing my buddy

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01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:27,560
Speaker 1: in public like that, because it's tasted. That is tasteles

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01:02:27,640 --> 01:02:30,400
Speaker 1: great hangout, but in front of people, that's tasteless. It

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Speaker 1: is Hang on, Steve.

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Speaker 15: We'll have part two of your response coming up at

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Speaker 15: twenty three minutes after the hour of today's Strawberry letter,

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01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:40,600
Speaker 15: subjects he can't talk without touching me. We'll get back

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01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:45,280
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Speaker 15: all in one place. All right, come on, Steve, let's

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Speaker 15: recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject is he can't talk

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01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:21,000
Speaker 15: without touching me?

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01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:24,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, lady, And you've been out with your friends

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01:03:24,720 --> 01:03:26,560
Speaker 1: with him and everything, and they done told you he's

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01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:28,960
Speaker 1: a little touching too much because he's gonna press.

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01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:30,720
Speaker 9: You for sex. She was right about that.

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01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:31,480
Speaker 10: Duh.

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01:03:32,160 --> 01:03:34,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, he is going to ask you for sex eventually.

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01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:37,920
Speaker 1: I think you note that. That's why both y'all was online.

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01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:44,040
Speaker 1: You get online so you can find a relationship but

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01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:48,160
Speaker 1: in order to be in a relationship, you're going to

1186
01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:54,000
Speaker 1: have to relate. Why are you feeling like you own

1187
01:03:54,040 --> 01:03:54,600
Speaker 1: a ship?

1188
01:03:56,880 --> 01:03:58,600
Speaker 18: And what analogy?

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01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:05,720
Speaker 1: What it rocks back and forth? You online to get

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01:04:05,880 --> 01:04:10,720
Speaker 1: into a relationship. Okay, to be in a relationship, you

1191
01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:16,760
Speaker 1: have to have a relay shun with someone. And it's

1192
01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:21,720
Speaker 1: got to feel like y'all on a ship because the

1193
01:04:21,880 --> 01:04:26,920
Speaker 1: ship rocks back and forth. That's what the relationship is.

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01:04:27,760 --> 01:04:30,120
Speaker 1: Two people that can relate to each other till it

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01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:34,240
Speaker 1: gets so good y'all start rocking back and forth. That's

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01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:35,600
Speaker 1: the relationships.

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01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:41,760
Speaker 7: Wow, my god, we can't how come we can't see that? Huh?

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01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:42,560
Speaker 2: Now?

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01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:43,720
Speaker 9: What the hell?

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01:04:43,840 --> 01:04:43,960
Speaker 11: Now?

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01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:46,680
Speaker 1: Your girlfriend talking about he two hands on? He gonna

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01:04:46,680 --> 01:04:50,400
Speaker 1: want to have sex soon? Yes he is, Yeah, he

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01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:52,840
Speaker 1: gonna want to not soon now.

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01:04:54,520 --> 01:04:55,200
Speaker 7: Seven weeks.

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01:04:55,680 --> 01:04:57,640
Speaker 9: She was spot on with that, so I couldn't be

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01:04:57,720 --> 01:04:58,080
Speaker 9: mad at her.

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01:04:58,120 --> 01:05:00,640
Speaker 1: The second day, my husband and her husband cousin husband

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01:05:00,680 --> 01:05:02,600
Speaker 1: said the guy shouldn't be grabbing my butty in public

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01:05:02,760 --> 01:05:04,160
Speaker 1: like that because it's tasteless.

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01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:06,920
Speaker 9: That's true. Tasteless is true.

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01:05:07,560 --> 01:05:10,520
Speaker 1: But your other cousin though, telling you he gonna press

1212
01:05:10,560 --> 01:05:13,080
Speaker 1: you for sex, that's what he supposed to do. Why

1213
01:05:13,240 --> 01:05:17,320
Speaker 1: is this her damn business stuff? Didn't her husband press

1214
01:05:17,400 --> 01:05:18,440
Speaker 1: her for sex one day?

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01:05:18,680 --> 01:05:19,520
Speaker 9: Didn't she have it?

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01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:23,040
Speaker 1: I did not care what he said because I know

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01:05:23,160 --> 01:05:25,400
Speaker 1: he's not a romantic type of a guy. Okay, but

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01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:28,560
Speaker 1: you did care what the other lady said of what

1219
01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:31,120
Speaker 1: my cousin has said about. But when I'm alone with

1220
01:05:31,280 --> 01:05:33,880
Speaker 1: my new man and in public, he really can't talk

1221
01:05:33,920 --> 01:05:36,440
Speaker 1: without putting his hands on my body. In the car,

1222
01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:38,720
Speaker 1: he want to hold my hand to drive with the

1223
01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:43,360
Speaker 1: left hand. Damn. Maybe it ain't just your cousin's husbands

1224
01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:46,840
Speaker 1: that ain't romantic. Maybe you ain't romantic, Keithan, see a

1225
01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:48,880
Speaker 1: man want to hold your hand while he driving?

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01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:49,240
Speaker 7: Damn?

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01:05:49,680 --> 01:05:53,400
Speaker 1: Most women go wild. That is so nice. He wants

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01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:55,960
Speaker 1: to hold my hand while they driving? Don't what as

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01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:59,320
Speaker 1: you touching me? Folk? He has his hand on my

1230
01:05:59,440 --> 01:06:02,160
Speaker 1: thigh when having dinner, and if we had a ball

1231
01:06:02,320 --> 01:06:04,680
Speaker 1: having a drink, he would slide my chair right up

1232
01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:06,960
Speaker 1: next to him so he could rub my shoulder or

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01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:10,440
Speaker 1: have his hands in various places on my body. Billy,

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01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:13,480
Speaker 1: we met seven weeks ago and we haven't been intimate.

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01:06:13,760 --> 01:06:16,840
Speaker 1: But like my bestie said, he's already itching to half sex.

1236
01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:22,680
Speaker 1: Already when did you just come to you after seven weeks?

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01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:26,800
Speaker 1: He was ready for that long time ago. Now I

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01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:28,760
Speaker 1: ad MyD you for waiting and trying to get to

1239
01:06:28,840 --> 01:06:31,560
Speaker 1: know the man kind of pushes you towards that ninety

1240
01:06:31,640 --> 01:06:34,240
Speaker 1: day rule I created, and it makes a little bit

1241
01:06:34,280 --> 01:06:34,720
Speaker 1: of sense.

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01:06:34,800 --> 01:06:38,880
Speaker 9: But at seven weeks, he's pressing. He's pressing.

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01:06:39,680 --> 01:06:39,880
Speaker 6: Now.

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01:06:42,240 --> 01:06:44,440
Speaker 1: The final straw for me was when he put his

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01:06:44,600 --> 01:06:47,320
Speaker 1: hand between my legs and the restaurant. Wait, ben hold

1246
01:06:47,360 --> 01:06:50,720
Speaker 1: of Blake, hold On, there's been a whole lot of

1247
01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:52,040
Speaker 1: touching going on for seven weeks.

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01:06:52,040 --> 01:06:53,760
Speaker 9: Why are you still going out with him? If this

1249
01:06:53,880 --> 01:06:54,800
Speaker 9: is so repulsive?

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01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:58,680
Speaker 1: If this touching, it's seven weeks and touching. Now, he'd

1251
01:06:58,720 --> 01:07:01,480
Speaker 1: have been on your thigh, he'd have been on your shoulders.

1252
01:07:01,720 --> 01:07:04,040
Speaker 1: He's been all up in your hair. He'd have been

1253
01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:07,120
Speaker 1: on your knee cap he'd have your hand when he's driving. Now,

1254
01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:09,880
Speaker 1: y'all in the restaurant. Now you're talking about the final straw.

1255
01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:17,720
Speaker 1: He don't put his hands between your legs. We had

1256
01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:18,280
Speaker 1: to promise.

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01:07:18,400 --> 01:07:18,640
Speaker 11: Land.

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01:07:18,760 --> 01:07:25,880
Speaker 9: Now we at the Holy Grail, we in front of

1259
01:07:25,920 --> 01:07:26,880
Speaker 9: the Grand Canyon.

1260
01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:31,440
Speaker 1: You have made your points right there at Niagara Falls,

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01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:34,200
Speaker 1: we at Victoria Lake, we are the Empire State. We

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01:07:34,280 --> 01:07:36,240
Speaker 1: are one of the seven wonders of the world. That's

1263
01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:39,800
Speaker 1: number eight right there, And all of y'all have one

1264
01:07:39,880 --> 01:07:42,120
Speaker 1: the eighth wonders of the world. And I be damned

1265
01:07:42,160 --> 01:07:44,280
Speaker 1: if it ain't one of the most wonderful wonders I've

1266
01:07:44,320 --> 01:07:48,640
Speaker 1: ever seen. I've been to the Grand Canyon. He ain't

1267
01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:51,480
Speaker 1: got nothing that Grand Canyon. Ain't got nothing on that thing,

1268
01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:55,400
Speaker 1: nothing nothing. I've been to Niagara Falls. I'd rather be

1269
01:07:55,520 --> 01:07:57,800
Speaker 1: standing in front of a fine woman than to be

1270
01:07:57,880 --> 01:08:00,840
Speaker 1: a Niagara Falls. I'm telling you right now, it ain't

1271
01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:03,680
Speaker 1: all that I've seen the Empire State. I've been to

1272
01:08:03,800 --> 01:08:09,280
Speaker 1: Victoria Lynks. I've been the only place. Ain't nothing like

1273
01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:17,080
Speaker 1: standing right there, uh huh in front of me. I'm

1274
01:08:17,320 --> 01:08:19,000
Speaker 1: just telling you it's something.

1275
01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:19,920
Speaker 11: I think we get it.

1276
01:08:20,280 --> 01:08:20,800
Speaker 7: I really do.

1277
01:08:21,280 --> 01:08:24,000
Speaker 1: Well, I don't think you do. I'm painting this picture. No,

1278
01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:25,519
Speaker 1: I only got a many left, so let me go

1279
01:08:25,560 --> 01:08:29,320
Speaker 1: and get to this. He put his hand between my

1280
01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:32,640
Speaker 1: leg and the restaurant and asked if he could have it.

1281
01:08:34,040 --> 01:08:35,320
Speaker 9: I asked what it was?

1282
01:08:35,439 --> 01:08:35,640
Speaker 11: You know?

1283
01:08:35,720 --> 01:08:37,160
Speaker 1: Good? Hell, well, what it is?

1284
01:08:37,560 --> 01:08:40,240
Speaker 9: What is your playing, stupid fault? I'm sick of your

1285
01:08:40,280 --> 01:08:41,360
Speaker 9: little dumb ass letter.

1286
01:08:41,680 --> 01:08:42,280
Speaker 11: What is it?

1287
01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:44,240
Speaker 12: You know exactly what it is?

1288
01:08:45,439 --> 01:08:48,960
Speaker 11: You know what he doing? What is it?

1289
01:08:51,680 --> 01:08:51,960
Speaker 10: You mean?

1290
01:08:52,080 --> 01:08:52,519
Speaker 11: What is it?

1291
01:08:52,680 --> 01:08:57,120
Speaker 1: It's why we here, It's why I damn dinner. It's

1292
01:08:57,400 --> 01:09:01,960
Speaker 1: why I'm driving, It's why Dave today, This why spend

1293
01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:05,160
Speaker 1: money on this soup, is why buses day by.

1294
01:09:05,560 --> 01:09:07,880
Speaker 3: Look well, he yells.

1295
01:09:08,120 --> 01:09:11,000
Speaker 1: It's the reason that the world go round. What do

1296
01:09:11,240 --> 01:09:13,360
Speaker 1: you mean? What do you mean?

1297
01:09:13,479 --> 01:09:15,000
Speaker 11: What is it? You know me?

1298
01:09:15,280 --> 01:09:15,640
Speaker 2: It is?

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01:09:16,360 --> 01:09:20,360
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Speaker 15: Do you have a memory or a vivid recollection of

1320
01:10:23,200 --> 01:10:24,960
Speaker 15: the first time you met Santa Claus?

1321
01:10:25,080 --> 01:10:36,519
Speaker 13: Oh, first time in Santa Uh huh No, No, the baby.

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Speaker 13: I've seen the pictures, but I don't remember the man.

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01:10:40,200 --> 01:10:40,600
Speaker 7: I don't know.

1324
01:10:41,160 --> 01:10:42,200
Speaker 1: You meant him at the mall?

1325
01:10:42,640 --> 01:10:43,519
Speaker 7: You see him at the mall?

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01:10:43,800 --> 01:10:46,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he never came to my house. I never

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01:10:46,520 --> 01:10:46,920
Speaker 1: saw her.

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01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:52,040
Speaker 15: My mom would always tell me he had been there though,

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Speaker 15: and ate some pie and they sat out and talked

1330
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Speaker 15: for a minute.

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Speaker 7: Oh really always.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Steve, do you remember meeting Santa Claus? Well, when

1333
01:11:03,120 --> 01:11:04,920
Speaker 1: I first met him, Yeah, but I already knew who

1334
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Speaker 1: he was, so I was wondering what happened. Well, I

1335
01:11:08,080 --> 01:11:10,439
Speaker 1: had been told by my brothers and stuff and were

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Speaker 1: going down his white man from bring nothing to our house.

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Speaker 1: So when I met him, it didn't have the joy

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01:11:18,080 --> 01:11:20,600
Speaker 1: that you think you would have as a child. But

1339
01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:24,000
Speaker 1: still I liked Santa Claus. I always liked him. I

1340
01:11:24,160 --> 01:11:27,280
Speaker 1: thought his intentions were well you know, I always enjoyed

1341
01:11:27,320 --> 01:11:30,320
Speaker 1: the concept. And plus I'm a big Christmas guy.

1342
01:11:30,880 --> 01:11:33,160
Speaker 7: So yeah, and why is that why you look?

1343
01:11:33,360 --> 01:11:36,080
Speaker 1: I just I just think it's the dopest holiday of

1344
01:11:36,200 --> 01:11:39,679
Speaker 1: all time. I loved Christmas from day one. The gifts,

1345
01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:42,639
Speaker 1: the giving. You know, see my father and mother face

1346
01:11:42,760 --> 01:11:44,960
Speaker 1: man when they open up this little worthless ass gift

1347
01:11:45,040 --> 01:11:48,720
Speaker 1: out of the bottom. You know, I knew the gift

1348
01:11:48,840 --> 01:11:50,760
Speaker 1: wasn't worth for dom, but the way they faked it

1349
01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:52,960
Speaker 1: and act like they cald it meant a lot to me,

1350
01:11:53,080 --> 01:11:55,800
Speaker 1: you know. And so I became a big giver of

1351
01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:58,760
Speaker 1: Christmas gifts. I've always kind of liked that, you know,

1352
01:11:59,560 --> 01:12:02,240
Speaker 1: nice gime of some stuff. But then as I grew older,

1353
01:12:02,280 --> 01:12:05,160
Speaker 1: I realized what Christmas was really about. So wasn't about

1354
01:12:05,200 --> 01:12:08,799
Speaker 1: to gift given no more, And so it just became

1355
01:12:08,960 --> 01:12:11,160
Speaker 1: all I just want a treat, that's all. I want

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01:12:11,360 --> 01:12:13,920
Speaker 1: this a treat, you know, I know I know the

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01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:19,320
Speaker 1: real meaning of Christmas. Before you getting home, so I

1358
01:12:19,360 --> 01:12:23,639
Speaker 1: can see my tree. I haven't seen, no, haven't seen

1359
01:12:23,680 --> 01:12:28,120
Speaker 1: it From I'm not sure where this one came in from.

1360
01:12:28,160 --> 01:12:31,240
Speaker 1: I haven't I haven't disgusted yet with my wife. But

1361
01:12:31,400 --> 01:12:32,759
Speaker 1: this is coming in from somewhere.

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01:12:34,880 --> 01:12:35,920
Speaker 7: You didn't get it at wall.

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01:12:36,040 --> 01:12:36,680
Speaker 1: Are you.

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Speaker 20: Mad?

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01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:44,160
Speaker 9: He got.

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Speaker 1: Where your tree comes from? Tommy nameless? You don't want

1367
01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:53,280
Speaker 1: excuse me?

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01:12:54,080 --> 01:12:54,640
Speaker 7: Excuse me.

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01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:11,960
Speaker 21: As in predecorated, yeahcorated ji yeah, wow, oh wow, all right,

1370
01:13:12,240 --> 01:13:12,799
Speaker 21: all right.

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01:13:12,840 --> 01:13:15,440
Speaker 7: Well, uh, Merry Christmas everybody.

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Speaker 1: Hey, good morning, this is your man, Steve Harvey. Tis

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01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:25,240
Speaker 1: the season for love, peace, happiness and so happy Holidays

1374
01:13:25,280 --> 01:13:26,880
Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1375
01:13:27,160 --> 01:13:28,439
Speaker 9: Yeah. I wrote that myself.

1376
01:13:28,720 --> 01:13:31,160
Speaker 7: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1377
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:36,479
Speaker 14: Happy Holidays to everybody out there, to Steve Harvey Nations.

1378
01:13:36,560 --> 01:13:38,840
Speaker 14: Let me tell you something. Merry Christmas, and I mean

1379
01:13:38,880 --> 01:13:41,560
Speaker 14: that from the bottom of my heart. Merry Christmas and

1380
01:13:41,800 --> 01:13:44,920
Speaker 14: Happy New Year this New Year. On New Year's Eve,

1381
01:13:45,320 --> 01:13:45,800
Speaker 14: if they.

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Speaker 7: Don't have any any any and I mean any.

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01:13:49,680 --> 01:13:52,880
Speaker 14: Pope bones for ham hack in the ground, If it

1384
01:13:52,880 --> 01:13:55,479
Speaker 14: ain't no ham hocks in the green leave, it's not

1385
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Speaker 14: gonna be a good new Year.

1386
01:13:56,640 --> 01:13:58,479
Speaker 7: If it ain't no ham hocks, it ain't no black

1387
01:13:58,520 --> 01:13:59,760
Speaker 7: eye be there leeve.

1388
01:14:00,439 --> 01:14:03,799
Speaker 1: If they trying to have a vegetarian New Year's Day.

1389
01:14:06,040 --> 01:14:06,240
Speaker 6: Out.

1390
01:14:06,520 --> 01:14:12,599
Speaker 7: It's gonna be some Vegetaria's gonna have some bad look Steeve,

1391
01:14:12,960 --> 01:14:14,439
Speaker 7: Come on, introduce Jay.

1392
01:14:14,680 --> 01:14:16,280
Speaker 15: He's here to murder another hit.

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01:14:16,880 --> 01:14:21,120
Speaker 1: Folks, without further ado. We murdered hits up on hire

1394
01:14:21,439 --> 01:14:26,320
Speaker 1: because we got him first round draft choice, Lady Jimmy

1395
01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:27,240
Speaker 1: Jeffers Brown.

1396
01:14:27,400 --> 01:14:30,479
Speaker 3: Another song right here, Steve. The song is a special song.

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01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:34,240
Speaker 5: The song is dedicated to every man who's been in

1398
01:14:34,320 --> 01:14:37,920
Speaker 5: the friend zone for the entire year. We've all been

1399
01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:40,519
Speaker 5: in the friend zone. It's not a nice place to be.

1400
01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:44,720
Speaker 5: You do everything you help out wants to get out

1401
01:14:44,880 --> 01:14:49,400
Speaker 5: of the friend zone. Yes, songs dedicate to their man

1402
01:14:49,479 --> 01:14:51,000
Speaker 5: is the friend zones. Christmas songs.

1403
01:14:51,160 --> 01:14:53,679
Speaker 9: Christmas gonna be in your friend zone without no pressure.

1404
01:14:53,760 --> 01:14:55,920
Speaker 3: Here you go, Here you go, check it out. Jamie

1405
01:14:55,920 --> 01:14:56,680
Speaker 3: Brown murders a hit.

1406
01:15:04,760 --> 01:15:11,920
Speaker 5: He will watch your kids, even by them gifts. Call

1407
01:15:12,160 --> 01:15:16,040
Speaker 5: him in the car and take them to the mall.

1408
01:15:18,520 --> 01:15:24,800
Speaker 3: What you call him? Here he buys your daddy beer.

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01:15:25,439 --> 01:15:27,840
Speaker 7: This a get he will a go.

1410
01:15:28,840 --> 01:15:31,519
Speaker 3: You can buy it from a store.

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01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:42,040
Speaker 5: Why don't get it up on christmasty Ooh make a

1412
01:15:42,160 --> 01:15:46,880
Speaker 5: friends be alack a kinge come on pearl to get

1413
01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:52,200
Speaker 5: all by that thing and get it up on Christmastay.

1414
01:15:54,920 --> 01:15:59,320
Speaker 7: I don't want no tie, just get it up.

1415
01:16:06,520 --> 01:16:06,640
Speaker 16: Now.

1416
01:16:06,720 --> 01:16:12,960
Speaker 5: I've my saw joy Doo. I took you to the stoke.

1417
01:16:13,680 --> 01:16:18,920
Speaker 5: I was very you when you were unplowed.

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01:16:20,400 --> 01:16:21,639
Speaker 1: Stupid stuff.

1419
01:16:22,360 --> 01:16:23,760
Speaker 2: I didn't like.

1420
01:16:23,920 --> 01:16:26,879
Speaker 3: Feed another man's kids.

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01:16:27,360 --> 01:16:32,200
Speaker 5: Nothing left for me to say, girl, I feel like

1422
01:16:32,680 --> 01:16:40,440
Speaker 5: kiddy play. Why don't shoot? Get it up on Chrissmasday,

1423
01:16:43,680 --> 01:16:48,280
Speaker 5: make the man did like the king. Come on girl,

1424
01:16:48,640 --> 01:16:54,200
Speaker 5: get out of that thank Kenny song. On Chrismas Day.

1425
01:16:56,880 --> 01:16:59,760
Speaker 5: I don't want no socks, just.

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01:17:07,280 --> 01:17:16,080
Speaker 18: My call sign Wednesday, Oh me man, feel like a king.

1427
01:17:16,880 --> 01:17:20,720
Speaker 18: Come on girl, get all that thing you will?

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01:17:21,600 --> 01:17:24,920
Speaker 1: Oh Christmas Day.

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01:17:28,439 --> 01:17:28,760
Speaker 15: And the.

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01:17:31,600 --> 01:17:31,840
Speaker 12: Man.

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01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:35,320
Speaker 3: Get out friends hut, get out their friends. One baby

1432
01:17:35,560 --> 01:17:43,080
Speaker 3: even brought your daddy bill. Yes, yes, yes, go to iTunes.

1433
01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:43,960
Speaker 18: Get all your boys.

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01:17:44,479 --> 01:17:46,360
Speaker 9: Some of the girls don't enjoy them types.

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01:17:46,520 --> 01:17:48,760
Speaker 3: They don't like them. I don't know they don't if

1436
01:17:48,800 --> 01:17:50,400
Speaker 3: they don't jump in, they don't.

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01:17:50,280 --> 01:17:54,559
Speaker 5: Sing, shut it down, Shirley call a play cat come

1438
01:17:54,600 --> 01:18:01,120
Speaker 5: up and scratch the windows window allegedly, you crazy.

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01:18:01,479 --> 01:18:06,360
Speaker 1: Legit, you did do that. That's why you're in the

1440
01:18:06,439 --> 01:18:10,760
Speaker 1: friend zone. Now stay right there. Y'all watch this.

1441
01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:13,960
Speaker 7: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1442
01:18:15,800 --> 01:18:18,000
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Speaker 2: a guest on a cruise to the Caribbean, California's coast

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Speaker 2: Airfare for two. You can enter now and get the

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Speaker 2: rules at Steve Harvey FM dot com. This is furnished

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Speaker 2: by Princess Cruise Lines and enter for a chance to

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Speaker 2: win at Steve HARVEYFM dot com.

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Speaker 6: That is big.

1454
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Speaker 1: We want you to win. Go right now, Steve.

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Speaker 2: HARVEYFM dot com. Pick your phone up, Do it all right.

1456
01:18:54,760 --> 01:18:57,479
Speaker 2: Here's a word for you guys. Yes, what was the

1457
01:18:57,560 --> 01:18:59,439
Speaker 2: best Christmas gift you ever got as a kid?

1458
01:19:00,040 --> 01:19:02,679
Speaker 1: Oh? My god, it was the best? Oh?

1459
01:19:03,360 --> 01:19:05,320
Speaker 9: I a shwing bike?

1460
01:19:06,360 --> 01:19:07,160
Speaker 7: What color was it?

1461
01:19:07,760 --> 01:19:08,040
Speaker 1: White?

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01:19:08,439 --> 01:19:08,719
Speaker 9: Okay?

1463
01:19:09,080 --> 01:19:11,160
Speaker 1: White? But then when I when I put them reflected

1464
01:19:11,240 --> 01:19:13,720
Speaker 1: all the way around it? God, you couldn't tell me.

1465
01:19:17,120 --> 01:19:17,320
Speaker 11: On that.

1466
01:19:18,640 --> 01:19:19,280
Speaker 7: How old were you?

1467
01:19:20,880 --> 01:19:20,960
Speaker 11: Uh?

1468
01:19:21,320 --> 01:19:24,080
Speaker 1: Probably thirteen, thirteen thirteen.

1469
01:19:24,240 --> 01:19:25,559
Speaker 9: Okay, what about your junior?

1470
01:19:25,880 --> 01:19:28,040
Speaker 1: Fourteen years old? I got a gold cart. You cann't

1471
01:19:28,080 --> 01:19:29,640
Speaker 1: tell me nothing. My mom and daddy bought me a

1472
01:19:29,760 --> 01:19:31,160
Speaker 1: gold cart. Yeah, I'm pulling up.

1473
01:19:31,160 --> 01:19:33,240
Speaker 13: I'm pulled up to your house and driving off because

1474
01:19:33,240 --> 01:19:34,400
Speaker 13: you can't roll like me.

1475
01:19:35,120 --> 01:19:39,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, cart so bad?

1476
01:19:40,120 --> 01:19:41,479
Speaker 7: Oh, I wanted one so bad.

1477
01:19:41,680 --> 01:19:44,599
Speaker 1: I had that plan, Tommy, oh man, you can see

1478
01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:45,559
Speaker 1: you coming a mile away.

1479
01:19:45,680 --> 01:19:46,719
Speaker 13: Now you can see me coming.

1480
01:19:47,560 --> 01:19:51,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, happy holidays, Come on, junr what you got we'll

1481
01:19:51,760 --> 01:19:52,280
Speaker 2: play around it?

1482
01:19:52,320 --> 01:19:55,160
Speaker 1: Would you rather right after this at thirty three? After? Oh,

1483
01:19:55,280 --> 01:19:57,679
Speaker 1: my dad didn't trust my driving with that gold card.

1484
01:19:58,160 --> 01:20:00,639
Speaker 7: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Shadow.

1485
01:20:01,720 --> 01:20:03,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't run nothing past that. I can't put

1486
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:08,519
Speaker 1: nothing past these boys and Whitney Steve Man. You know

1487
01:20:09,360 --> 01:20:12,080
Speaker 1: you never know, all right?

1488
01:20:12,200 --> 01:20:16,160
Speaker 15: Would you rather sweet potato or cherry pie? In a

1489
01:20:16,280 --> 01:20:17,559
Speaker 15: pie eating contest?

1490
01:20:17,760 --> 01:20:18,479
Speaker 7: Which one.

1491
01:20:20,280 --> 01:20:23,040
Speaker 1: Sweep tato? Sweep potato? Well, you're gonna be able to

1492
01:20:23,080 --> 01:20:24,080
Speaker 1: eat most sweet.

1493
01:20:23,840 --> 01:20:25,120
Speaker 9: Potatoes, you know.

1494
01:20:25,200 --> 01:20:29,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, cherry, you can't give it one half of cherry

1495
01:20:29,080 --> 01:20:32,519
Speaker 1: pie down you throw up. You gotta swallow them whole

1496
01:20:32,600 --> 01:20:36,080
Speaker 1: ass cherries and all that syrup and stuff. It's hard

1497
01:20:36,160 --> 01:20:40,080
Speaker 1: to find a good ass cherry pie anyway. Yeah, man,

1498
01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:41,760
Speaker 1: I just I can't find one.

1499
01:20:41,880 --> 01:20:44,760
Speaker 7: Say, isn't that your favorite cherry pie?

1500
01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:45,000
Speaker 11: Yeah?

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01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:47,799
Speaker 1: If I could get you nothing, nothing tops Peach Cobbler,

1502
01:20:48,520 --> 01:20:49,720
Speaker 1: But I'm off sugar.

1503
01:20:49,520 --> 01:20:51,120
Speaker 9: Now, so I haven't had any.

1504
01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:56,800
Speaker 1: Sugar for a long time. Okay, all right, Peach Copple

1505
01:20:56,880 --> 01:20:58,599
Speaker 1: though Cobbler Cafe in Atlanta.

1506
01:20:58,720 --> 01:21:02,719
Speaker 9: Agha, Mercy. You know it ain't no joke. They about

1507
01:21:02,800 --> 01:21:03,440
Speaker 9: the business.

1508
01:21:04,439 --> 01:21:09,160
Speaker 1: Cobbler on planet Earth is at the Cobbler Cafe in Atlanta, Georgia.

1509
01:21:11,120 --> 01:21:11,439
Speaker 1: All right?

1510
01:21:11,479 --> 01:21:14,200
Speaker 15: Would you rather vacation with your in laws or would

1511
01:21:14,200 --> 01:21:16,520
Speaker 15: you rather vacation with your next door neighbor.

1512
01:21:17,960 --> 01:21:18,800
Speaker 1: Like my in laws?

1513
01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:19,200
Speaker 11: Yeah?

1514
01:21:19,800 --> 01:21:23,000
Speaker 16: My in laws is cool. Oh, they're gonna be sleep anyway.

1515
01:21:24,600 --> 01:21:28,960
Speaker 16: Don't nobody go nowhere with their neighbor. I don't even

1516
01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:32,600
Speaker 16: know my neighbor. We got an old the fish relationship.

1517
01:21:32,720 --> 01:21:37,439
Speaker 16: That's what we can, right, relationships.

1518
01:21:36,920 --> 01:21:38,880
Speaker 1: That's where it's I've never seen them.

1519
01:21:40,520 --> 01:21:42,160
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, your neighbornes.

1520
01:21:42,560 --> 01:21:43,760
Speaker 9: I don't know who these people are.

1521
01:21:44,960 --> 01:21:45,280
Speaker 18: All right?

1522
01:21:45,320 --> 01:21:49,040
Speaker 15: Would you rather have a dragon tattoo cover your entire

1523
01:21:49,240 --> 01:21:54,080
Speaker 15: back or would you rather have your tongue pierced tattoo

1524
01:21:54,320 --> 01:21:55,320
Speaker 15: or piercing.

1525
01:21:55,120 --> 01:21:57,559
Speaker 13: Yeah, give me the dragon tattoo across my back.

1526
01:21:58,600 --> 01:22:01,880
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, not in my tongue.

1527
01:22:02,600 --> 01:22:03,280
Speaker 9: I can't see it.

1528
01:22:03,400 --> 01:22:04,040
Speaker 1: No, damn with.

1529
01:22:05,800 --> 01:22:06,599
Speaker 7: Dragon tattoo.

1530
01:22:07,680 --> 01:22:09,680
Speaker 1: Sure ain't sticking nothing in my tongue. I can tell

1531
01:22:09,680 --> 01:22:12,280
Speaker 1: you that a lot of people have that I talked

1532
01:22:12,360 --> 01:22:14,559
Speaker 1: too damn much. You get that thing called between one

1533
01:22:14,640 --> 01:22:19,360
Speaker 1: of them teeth, woo, the choke chouch stick.

1534
01:22:19,439 --> 01:22:21,519
Speaker 2: You hung out and they put that fearsome machine.

1535
01:22:22,600 --> 01:22:25,160
Speaker 15: All right, that's today's round of would you rather thanks?

1536
01:22:25,200 --> 01:22:27,519
Speaker 15: Guys coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour.

1537
01:22:28,080 --> 01:22:29,559
Speaker 15: It is our last break of the day, and we'll

1538
01:22:29,600 --> 01:22:31,880
Speaker 15: close out the show with the one and only Steve

1539
01:22:32,040 --> 01:22:33,240
Speaker 15: Harvey right after this.

1540
01:22:34,400 --> 01:22:36,639
Speaker 1: Hey, good morning, This is your man, Steve Harby. Tis

1541
01:22:36,760 --> 01:22:43,000
Speaker 1: the season for love, peace, happiness and so happy Holidays

1542
01:22:43,040 --> 01:22:46,160
Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Yeah I wrote that myself.

1543
01:22:46,400 --> 01:22:48,880
Speaker 7: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.