Speaker 1: Are you leaving?
Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 1: Either way, we want to be.
Speaker 3: There, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim.
Speaker 1: Give us time and a germanol and gay. We want
Speaker 1: to send you off inside. You wanna welcome you back home?
Speaker 1: Tell us all about every scared he was?
Speaker 4: It fine?
Speaker 1: Now porn?
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 6: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need ride with
Speaker 2: Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: This is Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 1: This is Karen Kilgara.
Speaker 2: We are doing a hard three point turn near the
Speaker 2: one on one cafe. Not recognized no ways, but recognized
Speaker 2: by us as.
Speaker 3: A great ways to eat and recognized by the American
Speaker 3: Dental Association as one of the top florid providers.
Speaker 2: Yes, one in ten sandwiches approved filled with floride. It's
Speaker 2: actually kind of dangerous, sorry, sir. He was trying to
Speaker 2: make a point by leaping into the street. That point
Speaker 2: is nobody cares for him.
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 1: He just was jaywalking. Yeah, that was confusing.
Speaker 2: Oh my, roll this up nonchalantly and casey hears us.
Speaker 2: Let's roll that up for a couple of reasons.
Speaker 1: There's we don't want to invite the trouble that we
Speaker 1: always seem to have.
Speaker 2: Yes, and also it's cold, really cold. Gave it's a
Speaker 2: little stinky, A little stinky to say, yo, homie, I'll
Speaker 2: give you lumps.
Speaker 1: Hey, listen, listen, pal. I find that if you make
Speaker 1: eye contact.
Speaker 3: With a person while they're crossing, jaywalking in front of
Speaker 3: your car, I get that thing where I can't stop
Speaker 3: driving because I get like almost hypnotized by the by
Speaker 3: the eye contact.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just by the sheer unshakable confidence.
Speaker 3: Yeah, of just like, oh, you're gonna come at my
Speaker 3: car like a rhinoceros. Well, then now it's on, Like now.
Speaker 4: It is on.
Speaker 2: Does it look like I've ever been paralyzed by a car?
Speaker 2: I am walking, aren't I?
Speaker 1: Well you're zero for one in terms of cars. Yeah,
Speaker 1: card are you playing?
Speaker 2: I'm I don't. I'm playing several roles sketch, sorry.
Speaker 1: Because you were narrating. Yes, then I was me, but
Speaker 1: then you were the guy, right.
Speaker 2: And when I made it better if I had altered
Speaker 2: my voice, but I didn't want to sound racist.
Speaker 1: Please to what race was that guy?
Speaker 2: I don't know? Yeah, that's why I actually am I
Speaker 2: not the opposite of racist, because I don't even know.
Speaker 1: You're like a dog, you're colorblind.
Speaker 2: You know what I don't see. I don't see purple
Speaker 2: and gold. I don't see black and white. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: that dress.
Speaker 1: We've all been had by that. You know that was
Speaker 1: promotion for a TV show, was it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Wait? Well then why are some people really believing it's
Speaker 2: blue and black and getting angry with me? Oh it
Speaker 2: was blue and black, but I am seeing it as
Speaker 2: white and gold.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 3: It's because it's a trick of your eyes, right, right,
Speaker 3: So that's that's we've been had.
Speaker 2: There was a reason for it, however, Yeah, there was a.
Speaker 3: Little something to it, But at the same time, the
Speaker 3: only reason we're talking about it is because it was
Speaker 3: for a TV show.
Speaker 2: Well, didn't it kind of backfire? Since we don't know
Speaker 2: what show that is, and neither does America.
Speaker 3: That's right, and most people are just cleaning up this
Speaker 3: just scraps of broken friendships and lives.
Speaker 2: I it really was. I mean, a lot of things
Speaker 2: divide people politics, but then you've got to talk more
Speaker 2: than ten minutes. The answer isn't just yes or no.
Speaker 2: With politics, you have to know your shit with that dress.
Speaker 2: It's like, this is white and gold. If you think
Speaker 2: it's blue and black, I can't talk to you anymore,
Speaker 2: and we're going to.
Speaker 4: Have a war.
Speaker 2: Which I was getting furious with people.
Speaker 3: I really think me because I only saw black and gold.
Speaker 3: I mean black and blue.
Speaker 1: Wow, I couldn't see anything else.
Speaker 3: And I didn't understand the point, Like it's almost like
Speaker 3: you see that and you go, I don't understand what
Speaker 3: this discussion is about.
Speaker 1: How could it be anything else?
Speaker 2: Well, I can't believe that. Right now I found out
Speaker 2: you're a blue and black person. Because it's it's going
Speaker 2: to tear apart our friendship and the cod past, cod past.
Speaker 2: How do you say it?
Speaker 1: The cord past. It's it's where the public Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: But it's fish of the past. It's just like that
Speaker 2: ghosts and bones, fish of the past.
Speaker 1: You know those dragonfish that we're on the old maps.
Speaker 2: It's on the far end of farmers, uh, Seattle Market,
Speaker 2: farmers Seattle Market.
Speaker 1: They're so old they won't throw it to each other anymore.
Speaker 1: It's like you catch it, gross, get it away from me.
Speaker 2: I know I'm a carpshucker, but I'm not catching that shit.
Speaker 3: I think the dress colors really symbolize how we are
Speaker 3: divided as a nation politically, and there's no there's no
Speaker 3: movement that people cannot come off of their of their
Speaker 3: hot Republican high horse or their democratic soap box.
Speaker 1: There's no movement.
Speaker 2: It's it's un We're just locked.
Speaker 1: We're locked.
Speaker 2: Oh god, that sounds I mean, this is hopeless.
Speaker 1: I think the machines will take over and then it
Speaker 1: won't matter.
Speaker 2: Should we even continue recording since that's it's the case.
Speaker 2: By the way, buy a machine. I'm recording with a machine.
Speaker 2: So haven't they already won?
Speaker 1: What if they're editing us?
Speaker 2: Oh, they're listening to everything. I'm gonna have to move
Speaker 2: to Russia and hide.
Speaker 3: Speaking of which, really have to think because we did
Speaker 3: can talk about this last time in our last episode
Speaker 3: was Sarah Shaeffer.
Speaker 1: Shaeffer who was hilarious. She was very funny, and she
Speaker 1: was so great at the meltdown when she did her
Speaker 1: stand up. She's so funny.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's enjoyable to see another young comedian, female comedian.
Speaker 1: Who's good at stand up comedy. It always makes me
Speaker 1: so happy.
Speaker 2: Me too, I say it the same way and I'm
Speaker 2: not even one of the women you are, like, it's
Speaker 2: good to see another woman female comment.
Speaker 1: Didn't you have such as a feeling?
Speaker 2: And then I stopped for a minute. It's like, wait,
Speaker 2: I'm a man. Am I really this blind race and
Speaker 2: also gender, Chris, It's.
Speaker 1: Almost like you're the chillest bro ever.
Speaker 2: I'm the chilliest bro or I'm the blackest woman. I
Speaker 2: don't it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. At the end of the day, I.
Speaker 2: Don't even care. I have to like check my sweatpants
Speaker 2: every night and look at my own genitals to realize
Speaker 2: that I'm supposed to persecute others.
Speaker 1: Get on it, because you really aren't doing it around.
Speaker 2: Me, ever, Get on it. Get get on my own genitals.
Speaker 2: First of all gross, and secondly that takes years of yoga.
Speaker 2: Oh man, I can tell. My point was this is
Speaker 2: already a good episode.
Speaker 1: This is going to be a hot one.
Speaker 3: My point was that Breddy Stonellis are great fan and yes,
Speaker 3: and Twitter account that only exists because you made the
Speaker 3: hilarious mishearing of me saying Brett Easton Ellis.
Speaker 2: Yeah earlier in this year on our cod Past.
Speaker 1: Yes, it was definitely in the past of the cod.
Speaker 2: Yes, so I got the tip.
Speaker 3: I believe it was from Breddy to clean my car,
Speaker 3: to clean the dog hair with dishwashing gloves that are
Speaker 3: lazy and.
Speaker 2: With no solution whatsoever. Just dry on seat, dry and
Speaker 2: the friction.
Speaker 1: Pulls pulls it right up like a magnet.
Speaker 3: It was miraculous for that one car ride with Sarah
Speaker 3: there was It was a borderline dog hair free car atas.
Speaker 2: The dogs have been to the park since, and the
Speaker 2: seed I noticed now is again covered with a bit.
Speaker 1: Oh, we're completely back to square one.
Speaker 3: It's like Bruce Springsteen's beautiful song once step forward, two
Speaker 3: steps back.
Speaker 2: Well, no, I don't want to say it's dangerous for
Speaker 2: there to be a blanket on a seat in lieu
Speaker 2: of seat belts, But I don't think it's dangerous to
Speaker 2: put a lot of people are Like you mentioned it.
Speaker 2: You put it into the atmosphere, into the universe. Now,
Speaker 2: what are the chances something terrible is going to happen
Speaker 2: right after I say it's going to happen. That's why
Speaker 2: every time I park my car, I say loudly, I
Speaker 2: hope no one breaks into my car, because then like
Speaker 2: it's gonna happen. What are the chances I think of it?
Speaker 2: Say it? And then also it comes to fruition. I'm
Speaker 2: not a wizard.
Speaker 1: Okay, No, you should know that's very true.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Wait, don't be so sure. It might be a wizard.
Speaker 3: Okay, but like every other way that you're not identified
Speaker 3: or labeled, you don't act wizardy.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 1: You don't get in my face with your wizardness.
Speaker 2: I don't see wizards. Just we're all one.
Speaker 1: We're we Oh, I see, I see, I see. Okay, Sorry,
Speaker 1: we're just a block away.
Speaker 2: We're a block away.
Speaker 3: And but anyway from Georgia for Georgia, Hardstark our guest today,
Speaker 3: I was gonna say thank you to whoever recommended Latex Gloves.
Speaker 2: Yeah, whoever's behind Breddy Stonellis it's his ghost writer.
Speaker 1: It's probably j McInerney.
Speaker 2: Oh, j McInerney. Every time you list I can only
Speaker 2: assume that's another author. I think it's designed to make
Speaker 2: me feel stupid. So if you could, because I am
Speaker 2: the oppressor whereas you are not, can't you just mentioned
Speaker 2: eighties sitcom actors, other stuff I grew up on. There
Speaker 2: were no books in my home.
Speaker 1: You want to do this all allan sick style.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's do that. I'm equally flexible giggling just because
Speaker 2: I know who that is.
Speaker 1: We'll never talk about books again.
Speaker 2: I'm happy now that it went viral the Crystallida Aerobics
Speaker 2: Championship hosted by Alan Thick. But it was an edited
Speaker 2: version where they zoomed in on each competitor from places
Speaker 2: like the Muscle Shit and Huntington Beach or the Sweat
Speaker 2: Lodge in Boise, Idaho, and then it would zoom in
Speaker 2: on them posing and it every time made me laugh.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 2: And then there was a really great key and peel
Speaker 2: sketch where they copied the outfits and the background and
Speaker 2: the music and everything and they were doing there. Did
Speaker 2: you see that sketch?
Speaker 1: I didn't. I heard about it, man, I heard it
Speaker 1: was hilarious.
Speaker 2: I'm a real fan of that best. I mean, I'm
Speaker 2: not here to talk about comedy, although that is usually
Speaker 2: what we talk about.
Speaker 3: No, it's that is some quality comedy. What blows me
Speaker 3: away about that show is every.
Speaker 1: Single sketch is funny.
Speaker 3: Usually it's like if there's eight sketches, four or funny, right,
Speaker 3: every single thing they do is hilarious and a great idea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it just what you watch that and then
Speaker 2: you get, you know, retroactively more angry at Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 3: Yes, retroactively retro I think I think Saturday Life is
Speaker 3: for kids in college who are like super drunk.
Speaker 1: I think that's what it's for. Yeah, and everybody else.
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, it's like you.
Speaker 3: Can't sit around criticizing, like, oh I don't like Barney,
Speaker 3: Well that's for babies, so of course you don't like it.
Speaker 3: Of course, Raffy Thomas the tank engine.
Speaker 1: It's not for you.
Speaker 2: Tell Tubby with a coat hanger for a head. That
Speaker 2: brought along a lot of abortion debate.
Speaker 1: Oh that's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Are you trying to intimidate the baby face? I mean,
Speaker 2: are you just letting that baby son know that, Hey,
Speaker 2: this could have happened.
Speaker 3: Baby face son, and the tell Tubby's here. She is
Speaker 3: running up the street like a champion.
Speaker 4: She's athletic as well.
Speaker 1: Look at her, Georgie Stark.
Speaker 2: She's getting in.
Speaker 1: Yay him, Georgia, Hi, how are you you just literally
Speaker 1: ran up the street?
Speaker 4: Hi? I'm Chris, I'm Georgia. We never do that.
Speaker 2: I never reach around and actually face I know and welcome.
Speaker 4: Hi.
Speaker 1: Yeah, grab that bike.
Speaker 2: Hi guys, everybody, it's great to meet you, and you see,
Speaker 2: thank you, how I'm thank you for being part of
Speaker 2: our podcast.
Speaker 4: Thanks for having me. Karen, don't crash, okay, I mean
Speaker 4: I'm gonna do my best. The seatbelt, yeah, well you can.
Speaker 1: I won't, but you can also move the sheet. But
Speaker 1: then get dog hair on you.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm gonna trust you.
Speaker 2: It's a little game we play called danger or dog hair,
Speaker 2: And thank.
Speaker 4: You for playing. I'm taking danger. I'm gonna go to danger.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's what. You know what, Karen, there's a
Speaker 2: reason she's driving and I'm not. And here's the weird
Speaker 2: thing about that. I'm actually an excellent driver.
Speaker 4: You are a good driver.
Speaker 2: But I cannot multitask talk. You know, I'm gesticulating totally.
Speaker 2: That would cause an accident. Karen just stays on the
Speaker 2: ones and twos and is able to think and talk and.
Speaker 1: Raise a family. I can do it all.
Speaker 4: Surprising that most people can't.
Speaker 2: Can't do that, drive and like nurse a child and
Speaker 2: also sandwiches for the older one. Yeah, yeah, I know what.
Speaker 2: Why is everyone so so lame?
Speaker 4: Yes, we're probably the best, the best of life.
Speaker 2: I think in this episode to established that, go ahead,
Speaker 2: and you're the best in life, you're the best ones.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Georgia, do you are? Do you feel comfortable telling
Speaker 1: us what you were just doing or would.
Speaker 4: You rather not? No? Like, yeah, I got I got
Speaker 4: permission from the person I was doing it. Too great
Speaker 4: to tell you. So my girlfriend got this girl, not
Speaker 4: my girlfriend, but my friend who's a girl got diagnosed
Speaker 4: with a fucking lot. It's gonna get heavy right now,
Speaker 4: you guys ready for this from a tic? Sorry, No,
Speaker 4: she doesn't know she got disease, doesn't really know. Think
Speaker 4: she had it for years and years and just got
Speaker 4: misdiagnosed constantly. It's so insane, right, And she now has
Speaker 4: these like injections she has to have that are like
Speaker 4: penicillin like m HM, and they're incredibly weird and crazy.
Speaker 4: And she asked me if I would She's like, I
Speaker 4: don't know who's who I can ask to do it, Like,
Speaker 4: I'll do it, not knowing if I'm scared of needles
Speaker 4: or not.
Speaker 1: Again, you picked danger.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like, I'm probably not scared of needles.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: And so you have given an injection and what's what's
Speaker 2: your How do you feel about putting needles and someone
Speaker 2: that would bother me?
Speaker 4: I'm weirdly fine with it, and I wonder if that
Speaker 4: makes me a psychopath or just like I can deal
Speaker 4: with stuff like adversity.
Speaker 3: You know, I think you uh, I think that you
Speaker 3: just handle things. You're the kind of person I would
Speaker 3: ask to do something. Thank you, because you're a handler
Speaker 3: of things, you know what I am.
Speaker 4: I'm like a paniker until the thing needs to be
Speaker 4: handled and then I'm like, I got this.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I can do it. One of
Speaker 2: my biggest fears, other than my port fears, is getting
Speaker 2: let's just RecA, I don't want It's one of my
Speaker 2: joke about my biggest fear is getting tipped over well
Speaker 2: to but also getting stabbed would be terrible. Like if
Speaker 2: you see a knife and it's like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: it's going in me up. Yeah, I feel like it's
Speaker 2: got to be awful. Yes, confusing temperature, like so much
Speaker 2: pain that it's like is this ice.
Speaker 4: On my Do you think you feel the pain when
Speaker 4: you get shot or stabb I.
Speaker 2: Think with getting shot from what I know from movies
Speaker 2: i've seen, it's just a hot it's a hot feeling
Speaker 2: and you're confused.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you you just suddenly can't move whatever body.
Speaker 2: Part that Yeah, yeah, and you say things like I
Speaker 2: am I hit? Why is this blood? I understand?
Speaker 4: I read I heard some crazy thing about like how
Speaker 4: bears get shot and they don't. They just keep coming
Speaker 4: at you because they don't understand they're supposed to be
Speaker 4: hurt or wounded. But humans are like I got shot.
Speaker 4: I'm probably supposed to eat it on the ground now,
Speaker 4: oh yeah, until they fall.
Speaker 1: Have you ever watched the TV show I Survived? I'm
Speaker 1: sure my god, I love it. Wait? Is this one
Speaker 1: of our initial bonding.
Speaker 4: I think was that you were telling me about Jorge
Speaker 4: and I have all the.
Speaker 1: Same interests and we learned this that we met, probably
Speaker 1: like a year ago or whatever. But slowly but surely
Speaker 1: we realize that all.
Speaker 3: The things that we love the most but are kind
Speaker 3: of embarrassed about, we each love the other thing that much. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and it's really mostly it's mostly murder, murder murder based things.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 1: And there's a show called I Survived.
Speaker 3: If you've seen it, it's people first hand telling their
Speaker 3: stories of surviving and a lot of these people get shot,
Speaker 3: and they it's just like you're saying, they don't feel
Speaker 3: it right, or they think it's like a loud bang
Speaker 3: behind them.
Speaker 1: It's the craziest thing, like.
Speaker 4: A bite they got, like a bite by a bug
Speaker 4: or something like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it makes it's not that scary, Like I choose
Speaker 2: firing squad over stab squad for sure. Yes, yeah, And
Speaker 2: that's the only point. It's it's awful to get stabbed,
Speaker 2: but I think just as bad as stab somebody, like
Speaker 2: I'm defending my home. Oh, this is the grossest, No,
Speaker 2: that hidden. So it's a small version of that to
Speaker 2: give someone a needle.
Speaker 4: But you're scared of getting You're scared of needles. I know.
Speaker 2: You know what when I oddly I thought I had
Speaker 2: limes disease, but I got this arthritis and I went
Speaker 2: to the dock because I woke up with it, and
Speaker 2: I thought, I think I have a tick. I think
Speaker 2: I had limes disease because my joints were all seized up.
Speaker 2: And I don't know what your friend's symptoms are, but
Speaker 2: I was sure because I was in Glacier Park, woke up,
Speaker 2: couldn't move my arms, and I got arthritis from strap.
Speaker 2: I kept getting strap throat. It's a bizarre that sucks.
Speaker 2: So I was getting shots of cortison and stuff in
Speaker 2: my joints, and I got to the point where I'd
Speaker 2: watch them just watch it go in, like gotta get
Speaker 2: used to this.
Speaker 4: Because yeah, hers is rough, because it's like it's really thick.
Speaker 4: I hope people listening, So you have to no nothing,
Speaker 4: the needls like normal, it's not thin, but it's normal,
Speaker 4: but the but the medication is super thick, so you
Speaker 4: have to go in very slowly. Who So like for
Speaker 4: five minutes, I'm like trying to distract her by telling
Speaker 4: her like gross jokes and stuff, and we're like watch
Speaker 4: like Beyonce music videos on her phone, just like trying
Speaker 4: to make her not think about how painful it is.
Speaker 4: And it's really I can tell her, it's like incredibly painful.
Speaker 3: Now, when you walk up, do you hide the needle
Speaker 3: behind you like the dentist does you? Do you remember
Speaker 3: the first day you saw the dentist needle? Like I
Speaker 3: fell for that for years where he was he hides
Speaker 3: it behind his back and then he's like pinching, then
Speaker 3: a pop, but your head's tipped back so you don't
Speaker 3: see the longest needle going into your mouth.
Speaker 2: Right, I remember, and this is weird behavior a doctor
Speaker 2: when I was a kid smacking my ass and to
Speaker 2: distract me and I, did you just slap my ass?
Speaker 2: He's like, no, I put a needle in you right
Speaker 2: after I slapped it, though, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's the best little spanking ever.
Speaker 3: I used to sweet, Sorry, why were you ass up
Speaker 3: at the dentist office because I had to.
Speaker 2: Get I don't know what shots all the question that's
Speaker 2: a kid, Yeah, that's a shot that you get in
Speaker 2: your butt cheek like like I've never had this, but uh,
Speaker 2: what's worried? There was a concern about Yeah, I think
Speaker 2: that was a booster shot, just to like up your morale.
Speaker 2: The one time I had to get someone I was
Speaker 2: friendly with said I might have some called gonerye and
Speaker 2: I was like, well, I'm going to go and get
Speaker 2: the thing, and the guy was going to put it
Speaker 2: in my butt, just like before. I kind of thought
Speaker 2: he spanked me, but I did say at the last minute,
Speaker 2: I thought it was kind of funny. Hey, let's put
Speaker 2: the gun and gone to rhea. And he laughed and
Speaker 2: hit me in the wrong place. He's like well, you
Speaker 2: made me laugh.
Speaker 4: And I have to actually never be funny at a nurse.
Speaker 2: No, no, not with a man with a needle.
Speaker 4: I used to well, I don't know if this is it,
Speaker 4: but like I used to be a little rebellious teenager
Speaker 4: and I could like got pierced to my affair amount
Speaker 4: of times. And so they would do I do this
Speaker 4: with her now. They would do this thing that wake o.
Speaker 4: When they're about to pierce it, they'd say one, and
Speaker 4: then like I'm almost at two, they would put the
Speaker 4: needle in.
Speaker 1: So like you're not waiting.
Speaker 2: Is that what you've done with your friends?
Speaker 4: That's what I do now, And she knows, so she's
Speaker 4: like expecting it.
Speaker 2: Oh, because you've done.
Speaker 1: One where you look on ten.
Speaker 4: So it's weird.
Speaker 2: Obviously you don't have to get it into a vein
Speaker 2: or something that might be a really dumb question.
Speaker 4: No, you actually you're not to avoid the that's probably
Speaker 4: easy to do it, right, but it's definitely a weird.
Speaker 4: And then she gave me like a B twelve shot
Speaker 4: that she had to like let me take it home
Speaker 4: because it's whatever. So I'm fucking weird, but like savving
Speaker 4: yourself with a needle is a whole different story.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, And have you tried that?
Speaker 4: I did it and it was so weird.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, you're tough.
Speaker 4: I know, I know.
Speaker 2: I can't do that.
Speaker 4: It's weird.
Speaker 1: Wait, did you what was the effect of B twelve
Speaker 1: shops supposed to.
Speaker 2: Give you more energy if you're lacking in it, you know, now,
Speaker 2: like a B twelve vitamins? Does it make your belly hurt?
Speaker 4: Why does it make your belly? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I guess because it's in your belly.
Speaker 1: You probably ate on an empty I mean, took one
Speaker 1: on an empty stomach.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not supposed to do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's bad.
Speaker 2: Okay, maybe I'm thinking of zinc.
Speaker 4: But the point.
Speaker 3: The point is that there's a bunch of medical information
Speaker 3: that may or may not be correct.
Speaker 2: In today's show, one of the new facts is Georgia
Speaker 2: maybe should have been a doctor.
Speaker 1: I think that's what this is. That's really still go
Speaker 1: to it technical institute.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I should have been a doctor or a junkie probably, Yeah,
Speaker 4: it should have been unkie.
Speaker 2: Right, So is she she has officially been diagnosed with
Speaker 2: limes diseases?
Speaker 4: Oh man, I know?
Speaker 2: And what was and did they say it's a tick.
Speaker 2: Isn't it always a tick?
Speaker 4: Or I don't know if it's always a tick. But
Speaker 4: like they're saying that there's ticks like in Griffith Park,
Speaker 4: like right by us. It's not just in the This
Speaker 4: is a pummer. I'm sorry, guys, No, I like it.
Speaker 2: Okay. I'm turning up the car mic just so we
Speaker 2: can pick up some of there's rain, just to be dramatic.
Speaker 2: And also by that you're mispronouncing dangerous. I'm just kidding, Georgia.
Speaker 2: You're gonna be fine. She's a best driver.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna believe it. I totally have a fear of
Speaker 4: car accidents, so I'm gonna just to you, okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I just drive kind of slow, okay, especially
Speaker 3: in the rain. Everyone you know, Oh, she just gotta
Speaker 3: be preventative. One of my favorite things that happened. Me
Speaker 3: and my sister and my mom used to spend a
Speaker 3: lot of time in the car together. And this is
Speaker 3: one of my favorite things that me and my sister
Speaker 3: laughed at because my mom would talk but not really
Speaker 3: listen to what we were saying to her. So one
Speaker 3: time she was going, oh, your friend, your friend Heidi
Speaker 3: got a terrible disease.
Speaker 1: It's the one that makes you really tired. And I
Speaker 1: go limes disease and she goes no, and I go
Speaker 1: in limes disease and she goes no. And my sister
Speaker 1: and I laughed about that for twenty years.
Speaker 4: Were you a kid where you said that because that's clever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like fifteen or sixty years.
Speaker 4: That's good.
Speaker 2: I like that the best.
Speaker 4: It's pouring rain.
Speaker 1: Rains and it has been all day. I kind of
Speaker 1: love it.
Speaker 4: I did too. It's exciting and it is really exciting.
Speaker 1: So yeah, what else is going on besides did your needlework?
Speaker 1: And I know that you have your what is it like?
Speaker 4: You have a video.
Speaker 3: Series where you guy, you and Ali make drinks that's
Speaker 3: based off of your the original YouTube videos that were
Speaker 3: so poppy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we kind of started this light. We kind of
Speaker 4: became like the cocktail experts accidentally. M So now we
Speaker 4: have like all these web series where we create cocktail,
Speaker 4: weird cocktails. And we had a traveling TV show where
Speaker 4: we traveled and drank and ate and had fun and
Speaker 4: through a party and like and then yeah, now we're
Speaker 4: trying to pitch new shows. You think about that I really,
Speaker 4: I really like it.
Speaker 1: Silent, well, like I'm an alcohol at that's all.
Speaker 4: I wanted.
Speaker 1: A little deja vu, did you like, Yeah, you've probably
Speaker 1: seen some of it.
Speaker 2: Well no, I feel like you've been in the car
Speaker 2: saying that before. And I'm not good with de javo.
Speaker 2: I always think it's ghosts or something.
Speaker 4: Probably is.
Speaker 2: And who do you do that with?
Speaker 4: With Ali Ali Wore? She's like a pretty redhead.
Speaker 2: Do you know her? Maybe that's maybe. I did a
Speaker 2: show or something with her and she talked about that
Speaker 2: and I met your crime partner. Yeah, it is illegal
Speaker 2: what you do.
Speaker 1: These girls, what they do to cocktail?
Speaker 4: Right, Well, the cocktails are fine. We just slip people's
Speaker 4: throats sometimes.
Speaker 2: Right right right, It is fair. It's fine. It's hard
Speaker 2: to do though.
Speaker 1: Up close.
Speaker 4: Those jugulars jugulars. Probably.
Speaker 2: Yes, I did a I did a broadcast. I did
Speaker 2: International waters with her, and she was great and she
Speaker 2: talked about animals and she knows a lot about bugs
Speaker 2: and animals and animals. Okay, I met your partner and
Speaker 2: she was delightful.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, thank you her loving her.
Speaker 2: Yes, I just relay the mess.
Speaker 4: Any kind of indication that I'm not a piece of ship.
Speaker 4: Is that Alley's good? Yeah?
Speaker 2: She was not at all a piece of shit.
Speaker 1: That's pretty great.
Speaker 4: Yeah, do you guys want we could go get her
Speaker 4: and I'll get out.
Speaker 2: I don't. Here's the thing, have another microphone.
Speaker 4: I do not.
Speaker 1: Let's just work with what we have.
Speaker 4: She she and I have a podcast as well, and
Speaker 4: it's really hard. You just don't want to fourth, Like
Speaker 4: a fourth person just kills it.
Speaker 2: What's it called?
Speaker 4: It's called slumber party with Ali in Georgia.
Speaker 2: Oh, slumber mispronounced? What did you say? Flumber party? Weird? Oh?
Speaker 2: I have these earphones.
Speaker 1: What is lumber party?
Speaker 4: What that was real?
Speaker 2: I like flumber party. Just it's really everyone's having pillow fights.
Speaker 2: But everyone keeps tripping and slurring their words.
Speaker 1: You talk about different cuts of wood.
Speaker 4: That's the lumber, and there's a flow beyond every other.
Speaker 4: That they cut someone's hair was just.
Speaker 1: Really bad haircuts left right and center.
Speaker 4: Lumber part Someone thought that was a good idea. No,
Speaker 4: we have a we have like a cheapie and we
Speaker 4: get in there with the guests in our pajamas and
Speaker 4: we like ask the slumber party questions. Ghos stupid e
Speaker 4: ghost stories or like, what's your favorite midnight secret snack
Speaker 4: when no one's looking?
Speaker 2: That's fun?
Speaker 4: Yeah, like fun, what and.
Speaker 1: What's your favorite midnight secret snack? Have you answered that's
Speaker 1: my favorite?
Speaker 4: Well, it always changes, and that's like my favorite question
Speaker 4: because I love, like snacks are the fucking best thing
Speaker 4: in the world. Yeah, so all eat like well people
Speaker 4: had like when someone had like that, they dipped, they
Speaker 4: dipped peanut butter cups and salsa.
Speaker 2: I know, I don't like that person or their nature.
Speaker 4: But it's kind of like no one's looking. I love that.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: I do a lot of toasts, toasts with things on them.
Speaker 2: One time, with microwave popcorn, I crumbled up part of
Speaker 2: a frozen butter finger in it and I jiggled it
Speaker 2: and I was not high. I thought it through. I
Speaker 2: thought it and it covered each piece of popcorn so evenly,
Speaker 2: and it was the most delicious thing with the combination
Speaker 2: of the already butter on it and then a butter finger,
Speaker 2: double butter sweet salta together. Oh man, even just now,
Speaker 2: absolutely just talking about it.
Speaker 4: I would am.
Speaker 1: I actually lived off of for quite some time.
Speaker 3: This would be what I had for dinner when I
Speaker 3: would come home every night from work, bag of microwave popcorn,
Speaker 3: Open up a bag of eminem. Pour that in there,
Speaker 3: shake it around, let them sit, and then as you
Speaker 3: eat the popcorn, every once in a while you'll hit
Speaker 3: it eminem that's pre melted because it's in your freshly
Speaker 3: out of the microwave bag of micro popcorn.
Speaker 4: You know, we actually had that. Salazar had a similar
Speaker 4: one with with peanut but miniature peanut butter cups. Oh,
Speaker 4: same situation. Brilliant, equally brilliant.
Speaker 1: No, but that seems like it would be messy.
Speaker 4: Probably.
Speaker 1: What I love about the m and ms is they're
Speaker 1: self contained.
Speaker 4: Oh they don't melt, Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean they melt inside themselves and then they like
Speaker 3: our little bursts of chocolate.
Speaker 4: It's sweet.
Speaker 2: I like that pretty great. Snacks are the best, they
Speaker 2: really are.
Speaker 3: I actually bought the stuff to make Velveta based caeso
Speaker 3: from the grocery store the other day.
Speaker 1: That's how gross it is getting for me.
Speaker 4: Well, remember what I got. It brought to the what
Speaker 4: were those oscars?
Speaker 1: Yes, I got a thing of the like cheese and
Speaker 1: a tube.
Speaker 4: Cheese. What you get in like a cheese ball without
Speaker 4: the nuts that they put in the thing and I
Speaker 4: just ate fucking half of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that stuff's weird. It looks like Subert and then
Speaker 1: it tastes like the hardest cheese of all time.
Speaker 4: I really like trashy snacks. I feel like people need
Speaker 4: to get over it. It's being ashamed of those things.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you what?
Speaker 2: I've done it a million times?
Speaker 1: I discovered a thing that that I can never buy again.
Speaker 1: The people that the good people from.
Speaker 3: Nutder Butters make a thing called the peanut butter wafer,
Speaker 3: and it is it almost looks like really.
Speaker 1: Large Uh.
Speaker 3: Sorry, what do you call that stuff that comes into
Speaker 3: package that you pop the bubble bubble wrap? It looks
Speaker 3: like huge bubble wrap, but it's peanut butter and wafer in.
Speaker 2: Each bubble there's peanut butter exactly.
Speaker 4: The thing is this thing.
Speaker 3: It's like a tray. It's like a cookie tray, but
Speaker 3: instead it's the wafers. Oh wow, but it's all It's
Speaker 3: all connected. I can't even explain it to you.
Speaker 1: I saw it. I've never seen it before, so I
Speaker 1: saw it in the grocery store OL and I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I have to try it. It's new. And then the
Speaker 1: second I bit into it. I was like, you can
Speaker 1: never buy this again.
Speaker 4: I really got mad when Keebler came out with what
Speaker 4: is basically Samoa's Girl Scout cookies, because I'm like, fuck you, Like,
Speaker 4: I will eat the entire thing, but only once a
Speaker 4: year when the girl Scouts are selling them.
Speaker 2: Right, You're basically these elves are taking money from children,
Speaker 2: human children, more legitimate.
Speaker 4: Right, And it was I was disappointed in them. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's kind of what's the name of those samoas? Oh,
Speaker 4: you mean theiler ones. I don't know. They're like they're
Speaker 4: like sheepishly like caramel, like coconut cluster, like you, I
Speaker 4: know your samosa and different alpha you dick, not even
Speaker 4: a different alph. It looks exactly the thing.
Speaker 1: It's just a direct rip off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you did a pretty good Keebler elf voice.
Speaker 3: It sounded like again it's cocaine closer cluster.
Speaker 5: Remember we're talking to me. You're like, it's fucking you dicks.
Speaker 5: This idiot running across the street.
Speaker 4: In short, you're so stupid.
Speaker 7: Let's go let's go back and beat him up, Let's
Speaker 7: feed him the boots, jump him. Gotta be funny, hilarious
Speaker 7: when people don't know it's coming. He's going about their
Speaker 7: lives like everything is fine.
Speaker 4: Surprise, you're getting a good stamb.
Speaker 1: Not fine at all. Now we're downtown. Just because I
Speaker 1: drove and drove on Sunday.
Speaker 4: We are. We're in Chinatown. This is exciting, pretty exciting.
Speaker 1: Do you ever come to Chinatown, Georgia.
Speaker 4: Once in a blue moon. There's a good barbecue place.
Speaker 4: I'm like, Chinatown fine, but there's like a Texas barbecue place.
Speaker 2: That's alright.
Speaker 4: That is it?
Speaker 2: The text next place where you can get breakfast, tacos
Speaker 2: and everything. No home state.
Speaker 1: I just thought, oh that place is great.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, I've been there. It's hard to find.
Speaker 2: I spent some time in Texas and I got pretty used.
Speaker 4: To like a text state.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: My therapist's office is next door. So after therapy, I'm like.
Speaker 2: Yay, eggs, I should get therapy.
Speaker 4: What oh go get it?
Speaker 2: Should I go get it? Go get there?
Speaker 4: You have not had therapy?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: No, I should Huh.
Speaker 4: I feel like if you have a podcast, you're definitely
Speaker 4: a candidate for therapy.
Speaker 2: Oh there's so many other things.
Speaker 3: Well, you're halfway home. Yeah, I mean we definitely. We
Speaker 3: like to shop around a lot of our problems.
Speaker 2: On this right, I've been blurting problem, Yeah, I just
Speaker 2: shout them out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just I feel like you're doing everyone a
Speaker 4: favor because everyone thinks that they're the only person who's
Speaker 4: like got to his idle thoughts. Right. But yeah, then
Speaker 4: you yell at at someone and they're like, oh, they
Speaker 4: do too. It's the best.
Speaker 3: It's there's that's our it's the other thing that George is.
Speaker 3: We both love this person named Brene Brown.
Speaker 4: We talk about that night Thanksgivings. Yes, oh my god.
Speaker 4: We were at Thanksgiving with like a bunch of like dudes,
Speaker 4: like comedy dudes, and like everyone had made all this
Speaker 4: food and it was super awkward and everyone's being really
Speaker 4: quiet and I can't eat quietly and make be really
Speaker 4: fucking uncomfortable. So we're like sitting stuffing our faces and
Speaker 4: Thanksgiving and like, I didn't know you that well, Karen. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I think I was a little intimidated and like and
Speaker 4: then I just yelled, let's all let's all say, let's
Speaker 4: all say something vulnerable about ourselves. Let's go around.
Speaker 2: Instead of so you just turned it into vulnerable giving.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, let's not be vulnerable.
Speaker 2: I'm thankful for no, not thankful.
Speaker 4: About yourself.
Speaker 2: But what was great about it was did everyone do it?
Speaker 4: No? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean did they?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: See I had gotten stone that day while I was
Speaker 3: making the mashed potatoes, and I had what was essentially
Speaker 3: a nervous breakdown where I started to get ready to
Speaker 3: go to this party, and then I was like, I
Speaker 3: don't think these people are really my friends.
Speaker 4: I don't have friends.
Speaker 1: It was one of those kind of things.
Speaker 3: Because most of the people that were there were people
Speaker 3: that I were new to me, So I only had
Speaker 3: like two old friends or like even people I've known
Speaker 3: for a while.
Speaker 4: I didn't know that though, like no one ever knows that.
Speaker 4: Everyone thinks that you're the one who's been around forever
Speaker 4: and they have to be you know, like new people
Speaker 4: don't know that.
Speaker 3: And well it's funny too, is that that thing of
Speaker 3: like there are people who tell me, especially when it's
Speaker 3: a comedy hangout, it's that thing of like, oh I
Speaker 3: find you intimidating, so that I have to be this
Speaker 3: weird thing that I'm not, which is like super like
Speaker 3: weirdly friendly, like like friendly like sound of music friendly,
Speaker 3: where I just am not that way.
Speaker 1: So then it's like, oh, she's intimidating, and it's like,
Speaker 1: so anyway.
Speaker 4: In their face, I like you, I just don't want to,
Speaker 4: damn it.
Speaker 3: So when Georgia yelled out, let's all say something vulnerable,
Speaker 3: which is like straight out of the Breneme.
Speaker 4: Brown and I was in the middle of it at
Speaker 4: the moment that books daring greatly. Everyone go get it person,
Speaker 4: and it's such a good thing.
Speaker 3: It's like it's just basically like we're all suffering terribly
Speaker 3: all the time, and the only solution to it is
Speaker 3: to be vulnerable and share how we're suffering, because then
Speaker 3: other people will realize they're not the only ones.
Speaker 2: That makes sense to think they're the worst.
Speaker 1: And so her yelling this mill this party where I
Speaker 1: was like I should leave. I look terrible. It was
Speaker 1: all my weird bullshit, and it was just like I
Speaker 1: immediately was like, I love her, She's my best friend.
Speaker 1: It was the best.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, are you talking about Burne Brown.
Speaker 2: I'm like yeah.
Speaker 4: But then later that night, I like, because I'm also
Speaker 4: weird at parties, So like, later that night I took Vince,
Speaker 4: my boyfriend Indian, like you know, and sometimes when I
Speaker 4: smoked hout I get really paranoid, like Karen was like
Speaker 4: I would have lost it, and so I pulled him
Speaker 4: in the kitchen just to like check in. And I
Speaker 4: was like, am I am I being okay? Like I'm
Speaker 4: not saying anything's like crazy stupid or like because I'm
Speaker 4: just always nervous of like Georgia, why are you yelling
Speaker 4: that at someone or whatever? So he was like, you're
Speaker 4: doing great, you're doing you might want to stop belching
Speaker 4: said that to me, and I was like kind of
Speaker 4: around like new people too, and like I died that's
Speaker 4: so so wait.
Speaker 2: When because I get so paranoid when I'm high. Yeah right,
Speaker 2: I'm like I should check my band to check in with,
Speaker 2: you know. But I it's so it's coming from a
Speaker 2: real place, Like I really am acting dumb and ridiculous?
Speaker 4: Are you? Are you just you just think people are anymore?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, am I be an idiot? And never
Speaker 2: it's like no. And then the next day, sure enough,
Speaker 2: they're like, well you were saying the same thing.
Speaker 4: Maybe after you got confirmed that you weren't being an idiot.
Speaker 4: You were like, well, then I can just be an idiot.
Speaker 2: Because I'm not being one, right, Yeah, if I'm not high,
Speaker 2: I can be an idiot and I don't get all
Speaker 2: upset with myself.
Speaker 3: But the thing is, I think the reason we get
Speaker 3: high or get drunk or go to a party is
Speaker 3: so we can do whatever we want and act like
Speaker 3: an idiot.
Speaker 1: That's the point of a party.
Speaker 3: So the idea that you're supposed to be partying and
Speaker 3: doing it perfectly or not making an idiot of yourself
Speaker 3: is like.
Speaker 1: But that's kind of the point.
Speaker 4: And other people around you who are doing that, I
Speaker 4: don't want to talk to them. I'm how boring are you?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Exactly, like people that are kind of like, well, and
Speaker 1: where do you work?
Speaker 4: It's like things like that where I'm like, yeah, And
Speaker 4: if you don't like me because I was making fart
Speaker 4: noises with my fucking mouth, I thought it was funny
Speaker 4: the night. You probably wouldn't have liked me when I
Speaker 4: was over the first.
Speaker 2: The first, the funnest game ever, and not to interrupt,
Speaker 2: but to make a fart noise. And then when Take
Speaker 2: and I live together, we do it all the time,
Speaker 2: Like I'd make the fart noise and she'd make the
Speaker 2: face like she was farting. So I just go and
Speaker 2: then she's going and like whence at her eye, and
Speaker 2: there's no way to do that and not laugh. It's
Speaker 2: impossible to fart for someone else with your mouth and
Speaker 2: not just laughing.
Speaker 4: Part noises are incredible, the best. And I gotta say,
Speaker 4: I think farting's funny too. It's the funniest, like if
Speaker 4: it's the right circumstances where like the person's not gonna
Speaker 4: smell it, and it's like it's like an ending to
Speaker 4: a joke. It's like a bad joke that doesn't fly.
Speaker 2: Because we just talked about that mountain man and how
Speaker 2: he did a you get a spin in the middle
Speaker 2: of the road, like, oh, what's the show.
Speaker 1: Where she spins around Project Runway.
Speaker 2: He did a spin just like Tyler Moore. He's a
Speaker 2: mountain man. He looks like the browny towel man, but
Speaker 2: he's he's got an old fleece so it looks like
Speaker 2: he's stabbed people.
Speaker 4: And we're in the middle of the echo part, like
Speaker 4: shitty echo parts, and he did.
Speaker 2: A perfect like parallel finally alive.
Speaker 4: He fucking vulnerable as ship and I.
Speaker 2: Think and invite him to Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: One of the belches, one of the first belches Georgia
Speaker 1: did it?
Speaker 2: Do you notice it was?
Speaker 1: It literally moved curtains and it was.
Speaker 3: It made me laugh so hard because I was really,
Speaker 3: of course, as we've said.
Speaker 1: A thousand times, insecure and felt really weird.
Speaker 3: And then she was just sitting there drinking or drink
Speaker 3: and then ripping these belches that were.
Speaker 1: Like beyond and then going sorry, sorry, And in my mind,
Speaker 1: I'm not sorry to not do, not sorry at all.
Speaker 4: And I'm aware, are your dress and I don't look
Speaker 4: like I wear like an adorable like I look like
Speaker 4: I could be on fucking Zoe Duchanel's show or something.
Speaker 4: Then I think like a belch coming from a girl
Speaker 4: that looks like that, and it's no apologies because I
Speaker 4: was dressed.
Speaker 3: Like I am dressed now, which is how I've been
Speaker 3: dressed for five years, and so I was all insecure,
Speaker 3: like I don't have a Thanksgiving dress and matching sweater set,
Speaker 3: god damn it, like I'm not, I'm not I'm not
Speaker 3: living up to all the girls at this party.
Speaker 1: And then she's like.
Speaker 4: As told me that. I was like, oh, so humiliate,
Speaker 4: and I walked out and I was like everyone's been
Speaker 4: talking about me belching and like I've asked me to
Speaker 4: tell me. And then Glennis Matt McCarthy's wife out of
Speaker 4: nowhere is like this adorable thing fucking belched so loudly,
Speaker 4: and I almost hugged her. That's great, Like didn't know
Speaker 4: and just did, and I was like, oh, thank you
Speaker 4: so much.
Speaker 2: That's not that's like when Adam Sandler pete on himself
Speaker 2: to make the little kid feel better.
Speaker 4: No, what, yeah, sorry, No, it's a movie, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a movie that I shouldn't even reference because it's
Speaker 2: not cool to like it anymore.
Speaker 1: But the Devil's Son, No, the good one.
Speaker 2: Where he goes back to school Bill and all his
Speaker 2: friends are fifth graders and every time he graduates a
Speaker 2: grade he has a graduation party.
Speaker 4: That's not weird, any of that promise, right, right, You're
Speaker 4: just hanging out with little kids.
Speaker 2: This kid pieces pants and then he puts water on
Speaker 2: his pants and says, what are you guys talking about?
Speaker 2: Being your pants is the coolest and all right, and
Speaker 2: they all high five the little kid and he's cool.
Speaker 4: Oh, that never would have it. I got pants in
Speaker 4: fifth grade and no one pulled their pants down to
Speaker 4: be like, no, it's cool to have your underwear pants.
Speaker 2: There's a guy he became a marine sniper. He came
Speaker 2: back from the rines and he was very scary and
Speaker 2: big from doing steroids, and he had killed all these
Speaker 2: people as a sniper. Fun but when India that, I'm
Speaker 2: sure he had a good time. It's part all this movie.
Speaker 2: When we were in fifth grade, I was standing on
Speaker 2: a snowball, a giant one that was going to be
Speaker 2: part of its structure, I guess, and I was up
Speaker 2: there dancing and he came and pulled my pants down.
Speaker 2: I was a little kid, and my wiener was so
Speaker 2: small that and I fell and my bare ass landed
Speaker 2: in the snow and my little waiter was out, and
Speaker 2: all these girls like slow motion Latin, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I looked at him like I will hate you forever,
Speaker 2: and I still kind of I kind of still.
Speaker 4: It was a definitely a formative moment because it was like, oh,
Speaker 4: I'm the butt of the joke now, and you've all
Speaker 4: seen my like my like princess underwear, so.
Speaker 2: It's awful to get. It's a dumb prank, that's the worst,
Speaker 2: that's a salt.
Speaker 4: Assault.
Speaker 3: It's well yeah, because it's almost like it's a funny concept,
Speaker 3: but then the reality of it is so horrifying. Like
Speaker 3: my friend tried to pants me in front of the
Speaker 3: class and we were seeing in high school.
Speaker 1: It was the eighties and everybody's like.
Speaker 3: Pants were elastic and like para me and stuff, And
Speaker 3: thank fucking god, she put her hands on my hips
Speaker 3: before she pulled down, and I clamped my legs.
Speaker 1: Together and spun around and slapped her across the stace
Speaker 1: I had my period.
Speaker 3: It would have been the most disgusting thing in front
Speaker 3: of the class. Literally, I was looking on the teacher's
Speaker 3: desk like doing something great has been It would have
Speaker 3: been a shit show.
Speaker 4: I can't believe a friend was going to do that
Speaker 4: to you.
Speaker 2: Also led some of are really really? That was an example.
Speaker 4: Are you still friends with her?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: I love her, But she was like it was that
Speaker 3: kind of thing, like she didn't think it through. It
Speaker 3: was like good times, you know, when you're just like
Speaker 3: you're high on the good time.
Speaker 4: It's like a punchline.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I was like, thank god.
Speaker 3: I mean a couple of things like that happened in
Speaker 3: high school where there one time, the one time I
Speaker 3: farted in class, the bell rong exactly at the same time,
Speaker 3: and I sat there like, oh my god, it was
Speaker 3: a miracle.
Speaker 4: Like that was a real living So farting and like,
Speaker 4: farting does make me really used to make me so
Speaker 4: scared until I like owned it and just did it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's different for girls. Yeah, all's farting. It's
Speaker 2: pretty awesome.
Speaker 4: It was in a five year relationship and I farted
Speaker 4: in front of him an accident twice.
Speaker 2: Oh none of you were supposed to be attracted them.
Speaker 2: Then it's awful, It's really Yeah, it's the worst thing
Speaker 2: you can do.
Speaker 3: I had a boyfriend that thought it was hilarious if
Speaker 3: I farted, like would immediately start laughing and it so
Speaker 3: I could use it as kind of like a punctuation thought.
Speaker 1: It was the funniest thing of all time.
Speaker 2: One time I farted and everyone knew and I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: it was the chair, that thing where you but I
Speaker 2: did with the chair somehow with my folly ability, just
Speaker 2: made a ripped the exact same noise. Nobody's like, oh,
Speaker 2: it was a chair. I'll never forget that shame because
Speaker 2: I was a chair. You're young, That chair smells.
Speaker 4: Do you guys remember the kid elementary school who would
Speaker 4: accidentally call the teacher a mommy was just like thrip
Speaker 4: into them. I could see that, and I'm so glad
Speaker 4: I never did that that.
Speaker 1: You never that in like barfing, Yeah, they clean it
Speaker 1: up of kitty litterly.
Speaker 4: Oh, no, one knows. I have this storytelling meing that
Speaker 4: I do about how I remember going to like my
Speaker 4: childhood like video store, shitty video store, and like some
Speaker 4: kid had always just barfed and they'd always put kitty
Speaker 4: litter over it. Yeah, I just left it.
Speaker 3: Yes, Yeah, that's that's like I can still see the
Speaker 3: first kid bar from grammar school with the kitty litter
Speaker 3: on it in my mind very clearly.
Speaker 1: It never goes away.
Speaker 4: Kitty litter gross, Yeah, I guess. I guess it's absorbent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it just absorbs it and then they can sweep
Speaker 1: it up.
Speaker 2: That or sawdust, Yeah, my dad always had sawdust on hand. Wow,
Speaker 2: for oil changes, not for when the car threw up
Speaker 2: an he The next day, this guy, this marine, he
Speaker 2: came with a twenty dollar bill. We're in fifth grade
Speaker 2: and he's like, hey, sorry, I depants to you, and
Speaker 2: he like kind of U secretly went to give me
Speaker 2: this twenty bucks And I'm like I don't want your
Speaker 2: goddamn blood money. I did not and my I didn't
Speaker 2: have money in my fan and he didn't have money
Speaker 2: in his fan.
Speaker 4: That's kind of nice. He's a car accident head on
Speaker 4: stration head. Wow, look at this guy to Pancha.
Speaker 2: I mean that Honda clearly was in the wrong. I
Speaker 2: don't need to be a forensics This guy was no.
Speaker 4: This guy was going you is.
Speaker 1: Let's get some Let's get some blinkers on people.
Speaker 4: I don't get a car accidents.
Speaker 2: Please, we won't.
Speaker 4: We won't.
Speaker 1: There's no way I'm going twenty miles an hour on sunset.
Speaker 1: It's raining so hard, really kind.
Speaker 4: It's adorable when it rains.
Speaker 2: All the kiddies later in the world couldn't absorb these dogs.
Speaker 4: I don't know about that. And I I have only
Speaker 4: like cute jackets. I don't have any functional like raincoats
Speaker 4: or anything like people who live in places that this
Speaker 4: happens at.
Speaker 2: I have never in my life owned an umbrella. If
Speaker 2: you guys, I mean, yes, sometimes they're in and out
Speaker 2: of your life, but I've never purchased and had a
Speaker 2: repeat use.
Speaker 4: I think that's a guy thing.
Speaker 2: I get maybe, so I get that like I'm not,
Speaker 2: And I think it's very fitting that the one I
Speaker 2: have had all year is a Sex and the City
Speaker 2: umbrella to the one side of it, just as an
Speaker 2: HBO logo, and it's like, hey, I work in the business.
Speaker 2: Everybody's raining.
Speaker 4: I still Yeah, think about seeing teamster, Like you can
Speaker 4: tell that this guy is a teamster and he's being
Speaker 4: like a movie sweater from like seven years ago, and like,
Speaker 4: oh you fucking did lighting on that. Yeah, still wearing
Speaker 4: the sweater.
Speaker 2: Flee.
Speaker 1: Oh No, they're the letterman's jackets of this town.
Speaker 4: That's true.
Speaker 2: You really are the people. When you're going steady with someone,
Speaker 2: you usually give them your universe soul.
Speaker 1: You're Caroline in the City.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Caroline in the City. I was just gonna
Speaker 2: go studio and that show the fact that she was
Speaker 2: a cartoonist, syndicated car that of course had a giant,
Speaker 2: three million dollar studio apartment.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: What about news radio? Can we get a news radio
Speaker 4: hat in here? Yeah?
Speaker 2: If you're dating someone and they give you your news
Speaker 2: radio hat with a yeah, yeah, they're definitely cheating on
Speaker 2: their own.
Speaker 1: I love news radio so much too.
Speaker 2: It was great.
Speaker 1: It was so good.
Speaker 4: It was so good. What's on TV now?
Speaker 2: It's do is good?
Speaker 4: Nothing? Right?
Speaker 1: Well tonight the Jinx is just watching that my friends.
Speaker 1: You guys, what my god, you have to watch it.
Speaker 1: It's HBO.
Speaker 3: It's new HBO documentary series about this guy who is
Speaker 3: accused of several murders, but he's insanely rich and so
Speaker 3: he's never done time.
Speaker 4: Everyone's a different episode, jinks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, it's always that guy.
Speaker 4: I was was watching when they found parts of a
Speaker 4: body in the river the first one. Yes, that's him.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Don't want to give it away. I haven't seen this.
Speaker 2: Wow, what is it's it's a full on network show.
Speaker 1: It's HBO series.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they show bodies on HBO.
Speaker 4: No, but like like the limb of a body and
Speaker 4: the innerds of it, like not sexy bodies. I guess
Speaker 4: someone people think that's sexy. Was it?
Speaker 3: Is it the first episode where they show what's in
Speaker 3: the bags that they pulled out?
Speaker 4: Yeah, they were just opening the trash bags that they
Speaker 4: found in a river with body parts in it. When
Speaker 4: you text me that you were here, I.
Speaker 1: Was like, I can't have to care about the Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's really good. And then they start interviewing the guy
Speaker 1: that's accused. And he you just got to see it.
Speaker 4: Is he the one who started dressing up like a woman,
Speaker 4: the old woman?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's called jinks. It's called the jinks because
Speaker 2: I always I just think, buy me a coach. Someone slugs.
Speaker 2: You had something to do with the Folkswagon. I don't
Speaker 2: like contest show.
Speaker 4: You get killed.
Speaker 1: Instead of getting punched in the leg.
Speaker 4: You get killed, but you get to be on the show.
Speaker 2: So I think that's a Yeah, it's one day. It's
Speaker 2: one day rate, right, because you don't last the next day.
Speaker 3: Now, Georgia, you also recently were on Drunk History, a
Speaker 3: very popular episode of Drunk History that my.
Speaker 4: Sister I want to see it.
Speaker 2: So your sister saw this episode, Yes, Georgia and Alley
Speaker 2: and said, oh my god, you have to see this.
Speaker 2: These people who you don't know are amazing. And you said,
Speaker 2: I do know her.
Speaker 3: I said, once again, you can't tell me anything because
Speaker 3: I know everything.
Speaker 4: All Oh, you shut it in your face, you face
Speaker 4: really Hollywood, Yeah you did that, and it was something else.
Speaker 1: Did you get crazy drunk?
Speaker 4: Well, we had planned to, like we were like we're
Speaker 4: going to beat the system and like because we know booze,
Speaker 4: you know. So we're like, okay, we're gonna drink blood
Speaker 4: casodas that we're going to buy a really nice bottle
Speaker 4: of vodcast. We're not feeling shitty, right, And then they're like, okay,
Speaker 4: we're gonna get there at like seven to start filming,
Speaker 4: so start drinking at like five thirty. Oh wow, like okay,
Speaker 4: And they didn't show up to like eight, We didn't
Speaker 4: start telling like nine, which I'm sure they do on purpose. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so by then we were like little shmammered. And then
Speaker 4: then what's his name? Who's the Derek? Derek? Yeah? Sorry,
Speaker 4: who I love? Yeah, he's like kind of drinking too,
Speaker 4: and he's like, you guys, let's do shots. And you're
Speaker 4: like yeah, shots, So he like looks, so you're we
Speaker 4: have this crazy we have these crazy liquor cabinets with
Speaker 4: all this shit that we test with. So he brought
Speaker 4: he brought out like Jumpson's malort. Do you know what
Speaker 4: that is? Like a disgusting shot Chicago liquor malort.
Speaker 2: It's like a specific to Chicago.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like to keep sailors warm. It's it's just awful,
Speaker 4: it's awful.
Speaker 2: It tastes like what's it taste?
Speaker 4: It tastes like an amorrow, like a disgusting like if
Speaker 4: you had whiskey that's been sitting in a bathtub for
Speaker 4: years and there's rest in it. Yeah, so we take
Speaker 4: shots of that and then we were just drunk, and
Speaker 4: then we told a story of Lewis and Clark.
Speaker 2: The shower in my basement growing up was really gross
Speaker 2: and there's always spiders in it. But there's a tub upstairs.
Speaker 2: It was pretty nice. But my mom was always making
Speaker 2: plum wine in it, like surgical tubes and the fermenting
Speaker 2: process and serios and a giant bin and we had
Speaker 2: this plum tree and that's all. It was good for
Speaker 2: your mom's Yeah, I mean, early on, that's how we
Speaker 2: looked at it.
Speaker 4: Alcohol.
Speaker 2: Later on it was more that that, you know.
Speaker 4: But at first it was just like I really.
Speaker 2: And I'm a child, so I shouldn't be saying this,
Speaker 2: but can I please have a bath?
Speaker 4: Yeah? That's so sad?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, but so sometimes I would just kind
Speaker 2: of bathe around the bin, and because it wasn't like
Speaker 2: in the tub, it's just the bin. Where else you
Speaker 2: going to put a big bin filled with I told
Speaker 2: my friend Josh about it, and he his house was
Speaker 2: a mess and he said he somehow looked in a book.
Speaker 2: It was pre internet. We were kids in his closet
Speaker 2: with like juice, Like he puts some sugar in there
Speaker 2: and juice and put it in his closet and it
Speaker 2: exploded and shot the bought the leader bottle, shot a
Speaker 2: hole in like it blew up like the worst Mentos experiment.
Speaker 4: Ever, What does he do now? Because he's really smart.
Speaker 2: He is a smart person. Yeah, he's uh. And he
Speaker 2: used to just be a drunk that gotten fights. He
Speaker 2: was hilarious always and smart. But there's limited activities in Montana.
Speaker 4: But well, Irvine too is just like what are you
Speaker 4: gonna do with your Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're right. Yeah, he's some kind of a technical,
Speaker 2: uh computer repair person.
Speaker 4: My brother is now a computer engineer. But when we
Speaker 4: were kids, he was like it was like the Internet
Speaker 4: wasn't a thing yet. My mom had but he had
Speaker 4: a computer and he would like post to boards and
Speaker 4: my mom used to have to take his computer keyboard
Speaker 4: to work with her every day, or he'd just stay
Speaker 4: home from school and do that. And one time he
Speaker 4: took some kids were picking on him, as they do.
Speaker 4: And he took up a dozen eggs and put them
Speaker 4: in his closet for a month and then threw them
Speaker 4: at these kids. That's a patient you patiently waited.
Speaker 2: That is malice and.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 4: He was like twelve, and I was like, oh, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: he's cool. He's got a kid, now, that's great. I'm
Speaker 4: sure good. He's teaching him some shitty things.
Speaker 1: He's like, that's the best.
Speaker 2: So did he talk about where the kids are? Oh,
Speaker 2: eggs and they're rotten. It added to that character for
Speaker 2: me to be coughing.
Speaker 4: Rotten like super Jewish. For somebody.
Speaker 2: Get killed to eggs.
Speaker 4: That's yeah, it was pretty sweet.
Speaker 3: All of this is reminded me of when I used
Speaker 3: to drink Yegermeister for some reason, which is what I
Speaker 3: thought you were going to say.
Speaker 1: The other maloof tasted Yeah, Adrian maloof, But I mean
Speaker 1: remember drink.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, you need to walk.
Speaker 1: Are you doing an egg character again?
Speaker 2: I really want to get it off the ground. No,
Speaker 2: I just was trying to stifle something. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I remember taking Oh hell yeah, Jagger was the best
Speaker 4: in high school, the best.
Speaker 1: It was weird.
Speaker 4: It was like it was like you were hallucinating kind
Speaker 4: of yeah, it was like tasted kind of like candy.
Speaker 4: It wasn't gross yet because.
Speaker 2: We were kids, and I've always heard that it is
Speaker 2: the worst, low quality bottom of the barrel, like what
Speaker 2: it's left over from some more legitimate process and they're like, oh,
Speaker 2: what if we drink the syrupe residue. Hey it's and
Speaker 2: then with some remarketing and a logo they kind of
Speaker 2: made it that's popular poison that kills your brain.
Speaker 4: It's kind of annoying though, because there's like there's like
Speaker 4: amorros is like a thing that like and like like
Speaker 4: in the cocktail world, and like bartenders always sip in
Speaker 4: Amorrow and it's like, well, that's what the same fucking
Speaker 4: thing is, yeager, you just don't want to say, what
Speaker 4: are you sipping jaeger myst Like it's the same fucking thing, dicks.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I really don't like it.
Speaker 1: Are partenders have.
Speaker 3: Turned into these lunatic like hot nerds totally are just
Speaker 3: like weirdly, they might as well be talking about like
Speaker 3: Spider Man with the level of nerds.
Speaker 4: The pretentious ship. They're pretentious dicks who wants you need
Speaker 4: to have something up on you.
Speaker 2: And we're talking more like mixologists, the ones with suspenders
Speaker 2: that look like stalin.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not your symalans in the world. No, there's still
Speaker 1: people that can just hold down a bar and wire,
Speaker 1: just wipe a glass and make small talk and they
Speaker 1: don't have to like hold up a thing and be
Speaker 1: like you.
Speaker 4: Know what this is like?
Speaker 2: Fuck off scientists.
Speaker 4: You can talk by what they do to cit trius
Speaker 4: before they put it in your drink. If they like
Speaker 4: light it on fucking fire and like that's the ship
Speaker 4: out of it. Then it's like a.
Speaker 1: Rub it behind each ear. Get out of here.
Speaker 4: Then you're a dick. Yeah, they just throw in a
Speaker 4: grow lime wedge that's probably got malaria over Yeah.
Speaker 2: Could we just address most limes in most bars?
Speaker 4: Come on, But how do we feel about about our
Speaker 4: immune systems being better equipped to deal with when the
Speaker 4: end days come? Because you've been eating these disgusting bar lines?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 4: No, am I just pulling myself.
Speaker 1: No, that's real.
Speaker 3: I think that's a good that's a good approach get
Speaker 3: the immune system up by constantly testing it with that
Speaker 3: disgusting bacteria from a bar line.
Speaker 4: I'm just terrified of drug resistant anagotic resistant germs. So
Speaker 4: I feel like the more weird stuff I eat and do,
Speaker 4: the more likely I'm equipped to deal with them.
Speaker 3: You're you're the type of person will just rub your
Speaker 3: apple right on your sweater and then go ahead and
Speaker 3: have it. No that kind of thing.
Speaker 4: No, that's disgusting.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm just.
Speaker 2: Kidding you ideas you don't know how dirty my sweat. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think there is something to that. When I was
Speaker 2: a kid, other than being super sick, like convulsions and
Speaker 2: unexplaining the strange stuff, just little stuff like that, I
Speaker 2: would never get sick, And I think it's because I
Speaker 2: like hung out in a dirty sandbox where that my
Speaker 2: cat also used as a letter box.
Speaker 4: You would straight licked.
Speaker 2: Orkno straight up cats hit in my mouth.
Speaker 4: Yell. They do say people who grew up with pets
Speaker 4: are are better.
Speaker 2: The urine the barn is poison. I mean there is,
Speaker 2: But if you grew up with a bunch of cats
Speaker 2: and their VCS is everywhere, you're not going to get
Speaker 2: sick from some bar lime. And as a kid, I
Speaker 2: was in a lot of bars, All.
Speaker 4: The better for it.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 4: I agree with all of this.
Speaker 2: A modern day bar lime would have killed an entire
Speaker 2: you know, army in the eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 4: There's definitely a.
Speaker 2: Lot of the things I say, I don't think out
Speaker 2: you guys, go.
Speaker 1: Ahead and follow what we're talking.
Speaker 4: I agree. I was watching this thing about TB Yeah,
Speaker 4: and like how the reason women's skirts got shorter is
Speaker 4: because they were just sweeping their fucking skirts through the
Speaker 4: dirt and the spit of tuberculosis world. And then they
Speaker 4: bring it back into their apartments and like give it
Speaker 4: to their kids and ship.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, what they what what their skirts like.
Speaker 4: When Marilyn Monroe no, like like nineteen hundreds, sh had
Speaker 4: like Victorian long like don't show your gas.
Speaker 2: Sit on the built in spring as well as my lady.
Speaker 4: Right, and you're a whore if you show like an
Speaker 4: angle bone, right.
Speaker 2: I still true. I still think that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, amen, But those skirts would get all like gross
Speaker 4: because of dirt and stuff in the streets, and like
Speaker 4: you couldn't spit in the street anymore. There was like
Speaker 4: a law pass certain states anyway, you guys, positive, Wait,
Speaker 4: there's nothing nigger about any of this.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I think I just drove back right to
Speaker 1: the scene of that car accident. It's such a huge circle.
Speaker 4: What if someone shot someone because they were angry.
Speaker 1: Because they were just like, God, damn it.
Speaker 2: I can't afford this. I don't want to see it.
Speaker 2: I see that before stabbing. It is to the left. Here,
Speaker 2: it is like we're just checking out of sure.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you have really good people, you guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I care about that guy, and I'm just good.
Speaker 2: They have nothing to worry about.
Speaker 1: There's lights.
Speaker 2: It looks like they exchanged information.
Speaker 4: Someone's pulling out a gun.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god. I hope that's fake.
Speaker 2: Why do I feel hot and cold at the same.
Speaker 1: Time, Chris, you gotta.
Speaker 4: Away.
Speaker 2: It's we're double war.
Speaker 4: This is called foreshadowing. You're trying to look for my
Speaker 4: house because I can happily tell you no.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to make sure we got a full
Speaker 1: hour with you, but we were like kind of fudging
Speaker 1: it up.
Speaker 2: This is going to work out perfectly. I did. I
Speaker 2: replaced the batteries with other dead batteries, so I am.
Speaker 1: We got a little bit of juice here, But okay,
Speaker 1: good because then we're right up.
Speaker 2: Look at this puddle happened. That's one time it was
Speaker 2: raining like this, And there are certain like maybe it's
Speaker 2: because it doesn't rain that much in La. That drainage
Speaker 2: isn't always up to speed. And I was on Vine.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter what street I was on. Anyway, all
Speaker 2: these cars I've had, they were just stopped and I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, everyone's being carjacked. I should go slow
Speaker 2: and just look at them. And there was no lights reflecting,
Speaker 2: so I could not see that I was about to
Speaker 2: drive and did drive into three feet of water. Oh.
Speaker 2: It tore off my bumper and then all the water
Speaker 2: started seeping in and I just bought this car. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was the worst. And I got out and I
Speaker 2: was pushing it and I couldn't push it up the
Speaker 2: hill that was the end of the puddle. And I
Speaker 2: was like, I remember, I pulled a muscle on my leg.
Speaker 2: I was pushing so hard. And these guys that I
Speaker 2: thought were gangbanger guys got out of this slow rider
Speaker 2: they were coming the other way and stopped and there's
Speaker 2: four dudes and they looked really tough and they're very quiet,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh my god, this is the worst
Speaker 2: time ever for me to get mugged, and and I
Speaker 2: was like, hey, fellas hi, And then they just one
Speaker 2: of them took off his shoes, but the other guys
Speaker 2: just walked in the water and they pushed my car
Speaker 2: out to the curb and then they were like, do
Speaker 2: you have any money?
Speaker 6: And I was like, you each deserve twenty dollars, but
Speaker 6: I don't have any, and they all, right, money yeah
Speaker 6: for what they did, and you know, they're like, we're
Speaker 6: still you know could they were like thug dudes.
Speaker 2: They had like face tattoos. And it's not just because
Speaker 2: they like the Dodge.
Speaker 4: It happened when I once my car like died in
Speaker 4: the middle of the intersection. I was like, this like
Speaker 4: twenty year old person, so I didn't know how the
Speaker 4: world worked, and like what you do?
Speaker 2: I still don't know. I still don't know.
Speaker 4: Well, apparently what happens is that like everyone ignores you
Speaker 4: if you're in a busy intersection and the only person
Speaker 4: who gets out is this like insanely huge tattooed person
Speaker 4: who looks like he drove trucks until his like parole officer,
Speaker 4: like he was terrifying and like single handedly like pushed
Speaker 4: my car off the street and I was like thank you,
Speaker 4: and I was totally crying. And then he like he
Speaker 4: was so sweet, the only person who helped me. And
Speaker 4: then he gave me his card and he was a
Speaker 4: tattoo artist and he's like, let me know if you
Speaker 4: ever want a tattoo.
Speaker 2: Oh I love that. Yeah, these guys, it was the
Speaker 2: same thing. They're just like at the end, they're like,
Speaker 2: have a good night, and I'm like, and I didn't
Speaker 2: realize until they were gone that they so saved car,
Speaker 2: this guy's Porsche. It was like a cartoonishly rich couple
Speaker 2: in a porch that they hit it and that car's ruined.
Speaker 2: It just sunk. And the next day it was a
Speaker 2: graveyard of cars that all had wet computers. Oh my,
Speaker 2: and they were total. They were because they stayed in
Speaker 2: the water in the wall. And these guys pushed me out,
Speaker 2: pushed me into a spot where I and then Ed
Speaker 2: Salazar came the next day and uh, and he helped
Speaker 2: me out.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like more of a man than I think.
Speaker 4: The secret to that is that most people are pieces
Speaker 4: of shit when they can be, and people surprise you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, these guys really I felt Yeah, I felt bad
Speaker 2: for judging them.
Speaker 1: That reminds me of that time that the old man
Speaker 1: who I thought was gonna yell at us. Remember it
Speaker 1: happened on the podcast.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, there's an old man and we were like
Speaker 3: parked douple parks like this, and this old man came up.
Speaker 1: And I was like, Oh, he's gonna be all that
Speaker 1: you have to say. It's just like there's a parking
Speaker 1: spall right up there, and we're both like, what what
Speaker 1: a beautiful world. I think to myself, I can go
Speaker 1: stand in it.
Speaker 2: You guys have some time. It'll just take me a
Speaker 2: minute because my leg doesn't work. Now give me five
Speaker 2: hundred dollars.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: That's when you're pessimistic because you get surprised so often.
Speaker 2: That's right, That is that is the silver lining to
Speaker 2: being negative all the time, all the little surprises of
Speaker 2: people just being normal and nice.
Speaker 4: Who knew? And I have to go back into my
Speaker 4: house where my boyfriend and Matt McCarthy are watching wrestling.
Speaker 1: Oh, wrestle time, this is your house?
Speaker 4: No, but I'll go here anyways.
Speaker 1: Oh did you already eat?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Do you want to go eat?
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's go eat.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's eat.
Speaker 1: Okay, you want to eat?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Should we go to the one on one that's for Christmas?
Speaker 1: Car is Yeah, let's do that's my hang. Okay, we'll
Speaker 1: driving me?
Speaker 4: Should I dry? No?
Speaker 1: No, no, I'll totally drive you home.
Speaker 2: Well before we go eat because we can't. No one
Speaker 2: wants a podcast with eating guys except for Mac Newts
Speaker 2: and who is great and you should listen to it,
Speaker 2: But no one wants I snack and I eat it.
Speaker 2: It's the way I eat. I'm talking about the way
Speaker 2: even if I'm not eating a banana, chunks fly out
Speaker 2: of my mouth. So we're going to wrap this up.
Speaker 2: And it was a great time. You're really fun, Georgia.
Speaker 4: You guys are shaking.
Speaker 2: Oh sure, I just do that. And Karen, good to
Speaker 2: see you again.
Speaker 1: And you do you have any plugs?
Speaker 7: Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Before we listen to slumber party podcast with Ali and Georgia.
Speaker 1: What network are you goes on? Sarah and Farrel audio?
Speaker 2: Tell me about the TV show? Is that still happening?
Speaker 4: We're on a show on Sunday Night's called Unique Sweets
Speaker 4: on Cooking Channel.
Speaker 2: That's the best.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And we have you know, our online bullshit.
Speaker 2: And and if you can watch theirs and all of
Speaker 2: the drunk histories, it's great and also gone on the
Speaker 2: iTunes and give our podcast a rating a positive, one negative,
Speaker 2: then eat your shorts. But if you don't like it,
Speaker 2: cow bo you shirts and get off my butterfinger man.
Speaker 2: And you've been listening to Do you Need a Ride?
Speaker 4: D y n A R
Speaker 2: M hm