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Speaker 1: I never told you guys the Martha Stewart story from

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Speaker 1: the very beginning. And I want to recognize sort of

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Speaker 1: really subtle rivalries that you've had in your life that

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Speaker 1: lasts so long that they've become comical, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean. Did you ever see that movie Few with

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Speaker 1: like I think it was Betty Davis and Joan Crawford

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Speaker 1: or two people like that was in Susan Surrandon and

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Speaker 1: Jessica Lang were in it, but they were enemies for

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Speaker 1: so many years that they had to lean into it,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Like it's like, it's just

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Speaker 1: it's so iconic as a as a Few that each person,

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Speaker 1: I guess, has to respect the other. So I was

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Speaker 1: thinking about how someone was talking about Martha Stewart and

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Speaker 1: we're definitely not friends, but there was a moment and

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Speaker 1: we almost did this TV project together despite the fact

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Speaker 1: that she can't stand me, And it's like I almost

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Speaker 1: respect the fact that she hasn't been able to stand

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Speaker 1: me the whole time. And I can't really stand her either,

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Speaker 1: but there's something about it and that that I respect.

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Speaker 1: And I've always respected her work ethic and you know

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Speaker 1: that she's a she's a ball buster, going for it

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Speaker 1: her own way like, and I know whether she would

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Speaker 1: But I was talking to someone and I was explaining

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Speaker 1: to them the whole Martha Stewart story, and it's pretty crazy.

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Speaker 1: I was on the Apprentice, not celeb but regular person

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Speaker 1: for Martha Stewart, and I did well the whole way through.

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Speaker 1: And there was one time when somebody walked her through

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Speaker 1: the loft and she saw that I had a louis

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Speaker 1: So I'm this girl who's broke, who needs this job,

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Speaker 1: and she saw my loui Utan suit and commented on it.

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Speaker 1: That's the only reason I mentioned I wasn't there because

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Speaker 1: or something. I wasn't in the loft, but she asked.

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Speaker 1: She said, oh, who's is this? Let me guess Bethany.

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Speaker 1: So in my mind, which I didn't realize, how good

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Speaker 1: at being strategic I am, I thought to myself, Oh God,

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Speaker 1: that's not good. And then towards the end, when it

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Speaker 1: for a while, and then they go and produce it,

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Speaker 1: and then they're gonna have a live finale months later.

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Speaker 1: So you're living your life knowing who with a final two,

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Speaker 1: et cetera, which I was one of, and then we're

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Speaker 1: gonna do the live finale. On the day of the

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Speaker 1: Life finale, I saw Bill Clinton and his daughter Hilary

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Speaker 1: at Barney's upstairs. I was eating a salad. My hand

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Speaker 1: to God on my life. We walked outside and he

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Speaker 1: it wasn't a whole thing at all, two to three guys,

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Speaker 1: but real cool. And I said hello, and I told

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Speaker 1: Bill Clinton that he had spinach in his tooth because

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Speaker 1: There were a bunch of people around, not like in

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Speaker 1: a rude when he was he was, you know, like

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Speaker 1: I was too. So I made the mistake of letting

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Speaker 1: Martha know that that happened, and it was like almost

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Speaker 1: like me trying to be on her level. And there

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Speaker 1: who I knew. He called me and said, I hear

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Speaker 1: you're on Martha Stewart's show. I told her we're friends,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, om, please, no, that's not because then

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Speaker 1: she's going to think that I'm not this person who

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Speaker 1: needs this apprentice job because I know people. So that,

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Speaker 1: combined with the Bill Clinton thing, was all like me too.

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Speaker 1: At the level of Martha Stewart, I knew this wasn't

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Speaker 1: what she said to me when she fired me is insane,

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Speaker 1: and the way he did it. She said, Bethany, you're

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Speaker 1: pushy your show off and you feel the need to

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Speaker 1: make a physical impression, which is not entirely necessary. Martha

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Speaker 1: Stewart living on the media. Oh yeah, let me try

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Speaker 1: to remember so in word for word. So she hated me.

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Speaker 1: She hated me. Um, and and I had gotten boobs,

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Speaker 1: now I don't get the job I go to St.

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Speaker 1: Barts with Alice Slain, the girl who was on the Housewives. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So I managed to beget on the boat and Martha

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Speaker 1: Stewart is on the boat because she's in St. Barts

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Speaker 1: because that's like her town. I'm like one of those

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Speaker 1: not as hot as they are. I'm just a girl

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Speaker 1: that's broke, that's insane Barts. It's not a great feeling.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what it looks like because I don't

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Speaker 1: talking to bon John bon Jovi, and I wore the

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Speaker 1: most fuck you dress that ever existed. It was adult

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Speaker 1: way that j Lo dresses now, like it's like, okay,

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Speaker 1: fuck you dress. I walk up and Martha says, quote unquote, Oh, hi, Bethany,

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Speaker 1: this is this is John or John Bond? What I

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Speaker 1: Bethany or something. She was on my She was on

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Speaker 1: And I looked at her and I said, Martha, I'm

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Speaker 1: date that I'm still in love with. So that was that.

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Speaker 1: And as I see and who cares? Then the show's

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Speaker 1: shitty movie that I came with you to hunt down

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Speaker 1: articles called Martha's apornus on like the ten thou thousandth

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Speaker 1: Like everybody's gonna know. It's so embarrassing. I'm gonna be

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Speaker 1: So I see Martha at a restaurant. I'm out with

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Speaker 1: I just saw your movie. Because the movie was from

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Speaker 1: years ago, no one ever saw it. Then, like for

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Speaker 1: her to say that, it's the sickest, sickest sorceress statement

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Speaker 1: Oh really, Martha, Well, I just got it inside her

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Speaker 1: stock tip and Mike drop. There's more. There's more to

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Speaker 1: the Martha story. We just kept running into each other

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Speaker 1: and it made her. I hate that I was in

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Speaker 1: the same places at her and I always looked up

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Speaker 1: to her. So the next time I'm dating this guy,

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Speaker 1: Kevin Maser, and he's a photographer and he used to

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Speaker 1: go to these amazing events like the Victorias Suker fashion

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Speaker 1: show or something else because he'd be shooting it. So

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Speaker 1: I get to go to the fabulous Grammys anything. I

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Speaker 1: hated it, hated it. Like once or twice it was good,

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Speaker 1: chasing people. That like not for me. So we went

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Speaker 1: on Halloween. We're first dating, and everything seemed cute. I

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Speaker 1: dressed up like roller girl and he said, we're going

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Speaker 1: party at the Waldor for the same real you just

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Speaker 1: one of those, like one of those, one of those two.

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Speaker 1: So um we go and there's all these people, Steve

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Speaker 1: in a terry cloth roller off at the same one

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Speaker 1: I wore on Housewives, and they're all wearing like fancy

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Speaker 1: Martha's there and I'm with a guy that literally looks

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Speaker 1: nothing like the boyfriend that I had before that. I

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Speaker 1: think Martha knew about, read about nothing like and she

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Speaker 1: sees me, She's like, oh, is this this? This isn't

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Speaker 1: the same guy as that other guy, is it? Because

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Speaker 1: I think I saw her on the street or somewhere

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Speaker 1: it was like the bitchiest thing ever. It's one guy

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Speaker 1: and I still can't help myself. And then she came

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Speaker 1: her credit for coming on. Oh somewhere in between that

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Speaker 1: were the same agent, and I like that about her.

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Speaker 1: She sat down next to next to me at the

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Speaker 1: table and we talked about it, and the woman can't

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Speaker 1: stand me, but still I respected that. And then the

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Speaker 1: give it to her. So, yeah, that's my Martha story.

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Speaker 1: I haven't seen her a long time. So I was

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Speaker 1: talking to someone and telling that we were talking about it,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, I don't even think or they said,

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Speaker 1: I don't even think that's an enemy anymore. That's like

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Speaker 1: a friend of me. That's like turned around. That's been

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Speaker 1: such a long standing, useless feud that it's great. Probably

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Speaker 1: like a Mariah j Lo the poor Man's version, that's

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Speaker 1: a rant