Speaker 1: You're listening to Comedy Central. Thank you. America has a
Speaker 1: problem with food. You guys want your food to be
Speaker 1: cheap and fast, but also to be fresh and healthy.
Speaker 1: That's too many things. Okay, you can't have both. It's
Speaker 1: like racial diversity at a ski lodge. It doesn't exist.
Speaker 1: And when Americans don't get everything they expect from their food,
Speaker 1: you end up with dumb lawsuits like this one. The
Speaker 1: Reading Eagle reports on a five million dollar class action
Speaker 1: lawsuit that accuses Godiva of misleading consumers. The suit says
Speaker 1: Godiva's packaging reads Belgium, complaying the chocolate is made there
Speaker 1: when it's actually made in Reading, Pennsylvania. Godiva says the
Speaker 1: Belgian brand is proud of its roots and the company's
Speaker 1: logo reflects the spirit. Come on, guys, you're telling me
Speaker 1: the Americans care that the chocolate isn't from Belgium. I'll
Speaker 1: give you the money myself if you can show me
Speaker 1: what Belgium is on the map. But so good, dive out.
Speaker 1: Why are you tricking people about where your chocolate is from?
Speaker 1: Nobody cares. You could say that was made in Billy
Speaker 1: Sanders Shoe and people would still eat it. Okay, people
Speaker 1: love chocolate so much that really won'ta killed kids, and
Speaker 1: we didn't even care because he made chocolate. Americans are
Speaker 1: so entitled. Not only does a cheap food have to
Speaker 1: be exotic, they also wanted to be organic, like this lady.
Speaker 1: A Bronx woman is suing t g I Fridays for
Speaker 1: five million dollars, claiming the restaurant's potatoes skin snacks aren't
Speaker 1: actually made of potatoes. The potato skin snacks come in bags,
Speaker 1: they're sold in stores and venting machines across the country.
Speaker 1: The woman says she bought the snack at a Bronx bodega,
Speaker 1: but says she wouldn't have made the purchase if she
Speaker 1: knew the product didn't contain real potato. She claims the
Speaker 1: food is miss branded and not as healthy as the
Speaker 1: restaurant's popular appetizer. Okay, so I get where this lady
Speaker 1: is coming from. I would also be pissed because you
Speaker 1: can't sell us snack called potato skins if it doesn't
Speaker 1: have any potatoes in it. Okay, imagine if you've got
Speaker 1: tickets to Beyonce concert and when you got that I
Speaker 1: came out, you'll be furious why because you're not ready
Speaker 1: for the jelly. But still, how is this lady suing
Speaker 1: for five million dollars? Like, how much does she spend
Speaker 1: on these potato skins? Four dollars? Okay, well then she
Speaker 1: gets the fall to dollars back. Okay. In fact, you
Speaker 1: know what, here's here's a ten can go by yourself
Speaker 1: thirty seconds of therapy. I mean, honestly, who's expecting food
Speaker 1: from t g I Fridays? They give you two appetizers,
Speaker 1: two entrees, and two desserts all for twenty bucks. That's
Speaker 1: not a meal, that's a yard sale. Then again, we
Speaker 1: don't need a lawsuit. Just give the lady her money back,
Speaker 1: and t g I Fridays you can still call them
Speaker 1: potato skins. You just have to put a question mark
Speaker 1: at the end. Yeah, that way, you're not just selling
Speaker 1: a snack, you're selling a mystery. Seriously, America, you can't
Speaker 1: keep suing everything. Okay, just accept the fact that everyone
Speaker 1: is lying to you. Companies are lying to you, the
Speaker 1: government is lying to you. Your wife is cheating on you.
Speaker 1: With me, nothing is real. Okay, you can't even trust water.
Speaker 1: A judge has given new life to a class action
Speaker 1: lawsuit accusing Poland Spring of selling water that's sourced from
Speaker 1: wells and not springs. A ruled last week that an
Speaker 1: amended complaint can proceed with claims in eight states. Poland
Speaker 1: Springs corporate parent, Connecticut based Nestleye Waters North America reiterated
Speaker 1: Tuesday that it's a meritless lawsuit and said the judge's
Speaker 1: decision doesn't undermine its confidence. That's right. A woman is
Speaker 1: mad that Poland spring water doesn't come from a spring,
Speaker 1: comes from a well. Yeah. I just told the people
Speaker 1: in Flint, Michigan about this story, and they said to
Speaker 1: go yourself seriously. The pool actually thinks Poland spring water
Speaker 1: comes from a spring in Poland. Do you also think
Speaker 1: your smart water went to m I t it's all marketing.
Speaker 1: Although to be fair, CVS water does come from CVS Okay,
Speaker 1: locally sourced from the CVS breakroom toilet. Look, I think
Speaker 1: America would have fuel lawsuits if people were more skeptical
Speaker 1: what they put in their bodies in the first place.
Speaker 1: If you ask me, this is just a scheme people
Speaker 1: are using to try and get rich, which is why
Speaker 1: I'm also joining in. Trevor, I am suing you consider
Speaker 1: yourself served. What why Because the food you left in
Speaker 1: the fridge today wasn't organic and I almost didn't finish it. Wait,
Speaker 1: what do you mean the food? That was my food?
Speaker 1: You ate my lunch? Running that was my lunch. Trevor
Speaker 1: will let the courts decide, Runnie Chating? Everybody? What's the
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