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Speaker 1: are a few things that can make a woman lose

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Speaker 1: off Channing, And of course three the words will you

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Speaker 1: scariest monsters of all after hearing that bridezilla and there's

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Speaker 1: Her list of demands, one in particular, should if it

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Speaker 1: content of this text message is scary. Oh gosh, it's

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Speaker 1: a bridezilla. So she texted her friends, her maids of honor, this,

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Speaker 1: welcome to my bridal party. I am so excited to

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Speaker 1: Doesn't that sound like the wedding of the century. Have

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Speaker 1: you ever experienced a bridezilla like that? And remember, you

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Speaker 1: the Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jebile phone frame

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Speaker 1: day mornings. That's twenties. Hello. Hi is this Tie? Yes? Hi, Tie,

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Speaker 1: this is Alexis. I'm calling from Jewelers. How are you doing?

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Speaker 1: I'm good? How's it going? How's how's the ring coming? Along? Um,

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Speaker 1: know that Alyssa you've been working with on designing your ring. Unfortunately,

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Speaker 1: be taking some time off. But we have a really

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Speaker 1: her for projects as she's working. Is going to be out,

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to be. I'm not sure, but let

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Speaker 1: me transfer you to the This Sisnay is a Lario

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Speaker 1: and he's from Europe, and he is amazing like you.

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Speaker 1: give me one moment, Give me one moment, I'll transfer

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Speaker 1: you over. Okay, okay, all right, goodbye Salario speaking to you.

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Speaker 1: Is this tie tie hie, Yes, tie hi Salario, right,

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Speaker 1: I'm taking over the ring you're making All love? Love

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Speaker 1: is love, that's true. Yes, we've been in the loves before.

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Speaker 1: for people's times of engagements. Yes, Elio. Yes, I mean,

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Speaker 1: The plans you speak, Lario, you come up with a Lissaah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: two lukies, and I probably do two more later today

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Speaker 1: once I look at them again. Ellario is very disappointed

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Speaker 1: we just try to focus okay, yes, yes, let's focus

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Speaker 1: on the good times and not the bad times. Yes, so,

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Speaker 1: I see you want the princess cut? What princess cult?

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Speaker 1: Are you saying? Princess cut like the diamond? Yes, Ilario

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Speaker 1: the castle? I guess what tie? Everybody not a princess.

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Speaker 1: has no princess, Elario, Oh my god, she is no princess.

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Speaker 1: She is more than a princess. Yes, okay, she's more

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Speaker 1: than a prince. Yes, more than a princess. Okay, Ilario, Ilario,

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Speaker 1: Who is no princess. She is more than a princess.

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Speaker 1: That's why Elario create wonderful ring for you. Elario will

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Speaker 1: go to a field, I will pluck from a tree

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Speaker 1: that you asked to be fiance with a ring of love.

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Speaker 1: Love is no princess. She's more than princess. She's bear.

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Speaker 1: She is pear shaped. You know you're this is really weird.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to talk to you anymore. Elario cannot

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Speaker 1: Ilario create great phone prank art prank phone calling you. Wait, okay, wait,

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Speaker 1: And I just tell people that I love artichokes that

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Speaker 1: the Jewels show on demand, Jebils dirty little Secret. I'm

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Speaker 1: honored for who's on the phone for your dirty little

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Speaker 1: secret today? Remember text in four one o six one

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Speaker 1: tell us that you have a dirty little secret and

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Speaker 1: we will let you tell it on the show. And

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Speaker 1: we always keep everybody anonymous, And I said, every bitty

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Speaker 1: everybody anonymous. Everybody anonymous. Nobody will know who you are

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Speaker 1: because we don't even ask what your name is. That's

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Speaker 1: why everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname. And on the

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Speaker 1: phone right now to tell us a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Lebron James sweat towel. Yeah, bros, but that's championship sweat.

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Speaker 1: What's help, Lebron James sweatowel. How are you? Yeah, we'll

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Speaker 1: just call me sweat towel. All right, okay's sweat towel.

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Speaker 1: What's going on? Oh? Not much? What's going on with

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Speaker 1: you guys? Much much hanging out here? Oh? We're doing

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Speaker 1: the dirty little secret. Thanks for calling in with one.

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Speaker 1: So what's your dirty little secrete? Having? Yeah, So before

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Speaker 1: we get into my dirty little secret, I'm I'm totally anonymous. Right,

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Speaker 1: you're Lebron James nod Pent. We don't ask what your

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Speaker 1: name is. We won't keep your information. You can tell

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Speaker 1: us anything. So okay, I'm trusting you guys, because if

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Speaker 1: this got out, I could get into a lot of trouble.

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Speaker 1: All okay, I don't know who you are, so yeah,

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Speaker 1: you'll be good. Oh yeah, James Sweatowel, you too? Okay?

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Speaker 1: What is your dirty little secret? Okay it better be

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Speaker 1: good too. Well, give me a chance. I'm now you

446
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Speaker 1: got me all nervous my eye. My dirty little secret

447
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Speaker 1: is I actually uh for documents for people? What kind

448
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Speaker 1: of documents like like passports. I've done birth certificates, stuff

449
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Speaker 1: like that. That's some pretty stuff. That's like for real crime.

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Speaker 1: How long have you been doing that for? I've been

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Speaker 1: doing it for quite a while for I would say

452
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Speaker 1: maybe twenty plus years. And yeah, I started off doing

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Speaker 1: fake ID and that's mainly what I do of fake

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Speaker 1: IDs nowadays. Okay, how did you get into it? It

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Speaker 1: was I just you're looking for are there's a lot

456
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Speaker 1: of money in that well. I one night, my friends

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Speaker 1: and I we wanted to get some beer and we

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Speaker 1: didn't we didn't have one. You know, we weren't old enough,

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Speaker 1: so we didn't have a fake ID, And I thought,

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Speaker 1: why not try and make one? Alright? One started in

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Speaker 1: high school? And you made a whole career out of

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Speaker 1: making fake IDs. Uh. Yeah, that's what I do. That's

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Speaker 1: how I make my living. That's probably pay my bills.

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Speaker 1: I mean, the good thing about fake IDs is there's

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Speaker 1: always going to be kids they want fake IDs, never

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Speaker 1: going to go out of business. That's true. I'm not

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Speaker 1: even mad AT's true. I'm not even mad at you.

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Speaker 1: I really wanted a fake idea and I never found one,

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Speaker 1: really never found anybody who would do it for. We

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Speaker 1: never really found me. I tried, but still never had one.

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Speaker 1: Never tried. When you were younger, you just had to

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Speaker 1: stand outside of liquor stores if you want to be

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Speaker 1: or something for somebody. And that was me. Uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: and just let you guys know, I made some fake

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Speaker 1: IDs for some uh for some famous sports sports people

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Speaker 1: out there, really really yeah, like can you see yeah no, no,

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Speaker 1: oh no, I'm not even though I didn't ask names. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're saying, like, what kind of sport? Like a team

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Speaker 1: mostly mostly basketball players because basketball players they're like they'll

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Speaker 1: go right to the NBA from high school a lot

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Speaker 1: of yeah, just maybe one year of college, so they're

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Speaker 1: under age. They want to go out and party let

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Speaker 1: everybody else. Yeah. Yeah, do you charge them extra because

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Speaker 1: they you know that they signed like a league minimum

485
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Speaker 1: million dollar contracts. You're like, that fake ID is five

486
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Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars, you know what I made Golledge one

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Speaker 1: or two? All right, well thanks for telling us, you're

488
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Speaker 1: not going to report me. They're not going to report me, okay,

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Speaker 1: so yeah, well they don't know. I mean I would

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Speaker 1: just give him a fake nun of his nickname, you know,

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Speaker 1: like Lebron's what band? Yeah, your name's Howard. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if your name's Howard, I don't know. But if

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Speaker 1: it is, and don't say Howard, well no, do's. Let

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Speaker 1: you guys know. When I deal with it's cash and

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Speaker 1: when I deal with them, I actually don't give them

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Speaker 1: my real name. So yeah, I mean that's kind of

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Speaker 1: smart and you shouldn't. You would be a terrible criminal

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Speaker 1: if you did. Well, thanks for telling us your a

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Speaker 1: little secret, and we'll come to you next time we

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Speaker 1: need a fake id Well, good luck finding me, because

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Speaker 1: remember you who I am? Okay, Oh well, I'll just

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Speaker 1: ask around the NBA. I guess, Yeah, what's your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret? The Jewel Show on Demand. Welcome to the

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Speaker 1: I n N, The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't

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Speaker 1: just in the news. For Wednesday, May nineteenth, I was

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Speaker 1: infused on the date there twenty twenty one. I'm Jewil

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Speaker 1: Fresh and Gwyneth Paltrow's down their parts explode again. More

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Speaker 1: on that story in just a second, but first let's

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Speaker 1: meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and there's a reboot

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Speaker 1: coming out on one of Nickelodeon's top TV shows of

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Speaker 1: all time, and they're already getting a ton of hate

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Speaker 1: because of something the fans of the show are doing online.

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Speaker 1: And I'm English Evan and a woman got revenge on

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Speaker 1: her ex in one of the most extravagant ways possible.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, I wait to hear about that and the

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Speaker 1: other story in just a minute before I lead story

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Speaker 1: of the day. Yes, and this just in breaking news.

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Speaker 1: Gwyneth Paltrow's down there explodes. I feel like I know

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Speaker 1: where this is going. I think I do too. If

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Speaker 1: you remember, about a year ago, Gwyneth Paltrow came out

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Speaker 1: with a line of candles that she sells on her

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Speaker 1: Goop website that smell like her who yeah, which is

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Speaker 1: kind yeah, which is strange, And why anybody would buy them,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. But apparently she's being sued now because

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Speaker 1: a guy in Texas named Kolby Watson says he purchased

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Speaker 1: one of the ten point five ounce candles in January,

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Speaker 1: and he says which, by the way, Perbert. He says

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Speaker 1: he lit the candle for the first time in February,

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Speaker 1: placed it on his nightstand, Perbert, and it was on

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Speaker 1: a level surface. He insists that there was nothing close

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Speaker 1: to the candle, no windows open, no drafts in the

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Speaker 1: bedroom or anything. And after an estimated three hours or

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Speaker 1: less perbet, he had this candle burning for three hours,

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Speaker 1: he says it, the counter became engulfed in high flames

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Speaker 1: and explode it and the room was filled with smoke

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Speaker 1: and Gwyneth Paltrow's but who well, they probably just wasn't

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Speaker 1: made with the best soy candle wax, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean, the highest quality. That is probably the bigger story,

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Speaker 1: not that she's being for that, yeah, but that her

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Speaker 1: thing is cheap. Yeah, this is the network. Idiots aren't

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Speaker 1: just in the news. Next story of the day, let's

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Speaker 1: sending on over to Alex Fresh. There's a location in

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Speaker 1: Los Angeles, California, Alex. Okay, So Nickelodeon's I Carly is

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Speaker 1: getting a reboot, Like I said, Yeah, Carly is getting

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Speaker 1: a new BF. Oh yeah. Her name is Lacey Mosley

546
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Speaker 1: and she's an African American actress, comedian, and podcaster who

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Speaker 1: was casted as Harper and replacing Sam who is Carly's BFA.

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Speaker 1: But my story is Lacy. She posted a video online

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Speaker 1: after I was announced, and I'm just gonna play Cliff

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Speaker 1: for you. Guys. All right, Hi, I'm playing Harper on

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Speaker 1: I Carly. I'm not replacing Sam. Jeanette McCarney is a

552
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 1: very wonderful person. I've never met her, but it's no shade.

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Speaker 1: Get the fun out of my comments with this. Racist

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00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 1: will be blocked and you will never see me again. Honey.

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Speaker 1: Sounds where anywhere I thought it was gonna go. It

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Speaker 1: sounds like the Carley fans are maybe racist, right, hidto problem? Yeah, okay,

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00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 1: so this might shock everybody. I never watched I Carly.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't a huge I Carly fan. I'm guessing I

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00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:13,720
Speaker 1: Carly the star of that is white. She is, and

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Speaker 1: I'm guessing it was like I Carle and a bunch

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Speaker 1: of quirky white friends. Yes, and so now her new

562
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:22,720
Speaker 1: bestie is black, Yes, but there's other now like they

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00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 1: they're more diverse now, right, good they should be. And

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Speaker 1: instead of people cheering for that, the old I Carly

565
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 1: fans are like, that's ridiculous, not the Carly. I know, yeah,

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Speaker 1: she wouldn't be friends with one of them, so, but

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00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 1: what the hell? But the cast So they did release

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00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:39,600
Speaker 1: a statement about it, and they they obviously aren't standing

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Speaker 1: for it, and they basically are like, Okay, I Carly

570
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:45,480
Speaker 1: fans weren't better than this. How about you guys stand

571
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Speaker 1: up and drowned out? They hate, Well, it's all I have,

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Speaker 1: Lacy Moseley. We support you and we hope you, you know,

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Speaker 1: have fun and you're very successful. Oh my gosh, the

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Speaker 1: success in the world. I know, the best movie they

575
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Speaker 1: could do, and it sucks for whoever is the star

576
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Speaker 1: of I Carly in play make Harley the main character.

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Speaker 1: But they should take this just to rub it in

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00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 1: the racist face. They should take this Lacey Mosley woman

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Speaker 1: and make her I Carley just like this, upgraded from

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00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 1: the friend. Now it's I Lacey. Just make everybody that's

581
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Speaker 1: being racist about it lose their mind. All right, this

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Speaker 1: is the I N and Idiot News Network, where idiots

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Speaker 1: aren't just in the news. Next story of the day,

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Speaker 1: let's send it on over to English Evan, who's currently

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Speaker 1: on the set of I Carley, where he plays a janitor. No,

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Speaker 1: I wish I was actually, but I'm actually in Germany

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Speaker 1: where a woman faked an elaborate wedding just to get

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Speaker 1: revenge on her ex. Yeah, it's amazing. The twenty four

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Speaker 1: year olds Sarah Villard had her friends play all the

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Speaker 1: typical roles so bridal party, groomsman, and so on, just

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Speaker 1: to get pictures for Instagram in the hope that her

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Speaker 1: ex would see them. What did it work? Well, I

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Speaker 1: don't know, Alex so back together and they're getting married now,

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Speaker 1: So yeah, it's supposed to that kind of extent. Isn't

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Speaker 1: that ridiculous? Like she probably had to pay the wedding.

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Speaker 1: Looks really, I send the venue is amazing. She probably paid, like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, thousands of thousands of dollars. If you

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Speaker 1: have a lot of extra money, sure, a lot of time.

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Speaker 1: If you don't and you want into jet with it, sure,

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Speaker 1: and then you do it. You have the fake wedding,

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Speaker 1: you post the pictures, and the guy that you're trying

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Speaker 1: to make jealous that broke up with you looks at

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Speaker 1: the pictures and goes, man, I feel sorry for that guy.

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Speaker 1: And that was the i n N, The Idiot News

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Speaker 1: Network where idiots aren't just in the news. Another hard

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Speaker 1: Networks and your Phone prank is coming up, but seven

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Speaker 1: Show on demand. It's another Jebile phone prank Mornings. That's one. Hello, Hi, um,

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Speaker 1: this is Pete Eakins calling from Corporate h R. I

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Speaker 1: was looking for Byron. Oh yeah, um, yeah, yeah, this

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Speaker 1: is hi Byron. How are you Am I interrupting anything? No?

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Speaker 1: Just working? You know, I'm working. What can I do

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Speaker 1: for you? You said you go on from HR? Yep,

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Speaker 1: calling from Corporate HR. I don't think we've ever actually met,

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Speaker 1: you and just want to check one more time. I'm

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Speaker 1: not interrupting anything, am I? Uh? You know, just my

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Speaker 1: standard day to day work stuff and what would that be, uh,

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Speaker 1: you know, just a lot of well laptop um stuff,

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Speaker 1: correspondence emails, things like that. Oh sorry what Oh I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry I sneezed. No I didn't, I said both. So

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Speaker 1: what do you mean by that? Um? What I mean

629
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 1: by that is we've been tracking your work because you've

630
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:09,880
Speaker 1: been working remotely, and I'm calling you to let you

631
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 1: know that we know everything you've been doing while you've

632
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 1: been working at home because we can see you. What

633
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:18,520
Speaker 1: do you What do you mean by that? I need

634
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 1: I need more specility. What I mean by that is

635
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:26,080
Speaker 1: during company time and work hours, we're watching and all

636
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 1: we're seeing is you playing call of duty. You're getting

637
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,480
Speaker 1: pretty good at that, but you're not being very productive

638
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:33,520
Speaker 1: with your work, are you? What do you mean that's

639
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 1: all you're seeing? How are you? How are you even

640
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:38,240
Speaker 1: seeing that? Yeah? Okay, because you know your your computer

641
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:42,080
Speaker 1: that you're not doing any work on. No, my computer

642
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 1: that I do work on. What about it? Okay, we

643
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 1: do both know you're not working. But that computer has

644
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 1: a camera on it, doesn't it you've been watching me

645
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 1: to the camera. Well, my job as part of corporate

646
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:56,000
Speaker 1: HR is to make sure that our employees are adhering

647
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:58,560
Speaker 1: to guidelines, and I think one of the guidelines is

648
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:01,840
Speaker 1: while you're on the clock, you should be working and

649
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:04,479
Speaker 1: not trying to win some sort of made up war

650
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:07,240
Speaker 1: and call of duty. I think it's illegal for you

651
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:10,279
Speaker 1: guys to hack into my camera and watch me. Well,

652
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 1: it's in the fine print and you sign when you

653
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,880
Speaker 1: got a job. Here. I can go on your computer

654
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 1: at any time and see where you're doing. That is

655
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 1: a work provided computer, and that is a work provided

656
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:22,279
Speaker 1: camera on that computer. And I've seen other things that

657
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,840
Speaker 1: you've been doing on work hours too that I definitely

658
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 1: do not find appropriate. Wait, what are you talking about?

659
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 1: What things? I think we both know exactly what things

660
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 1: I've seen. And let me tell you not very impressive,

661
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 1: even less impressive than the work you're getting done. What. Yeah,

662
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,959
Speaker 1: I'll just say you're getting a tiny amount of work done,

663
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:44,920
Speaker 1: but there's something else about you that's even tinier, if

664
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:47,000
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Do you know what the

665
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:48,600
Speaker 1: next thing's gonna happen? As soon as you get off

666
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 1: his phone, I'm gonna start calling a lawyer because what

667
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:54,799
Speaker 1: you're doing is illegal too. His company for everything it's worth. Okay,

668
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:56,520
Speaker 1: well you do that, But we just went bankrupt today.

669
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 1: So what were you talking about? Yeah, we went by

670
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,040
Speaker 1: bankrupt today. So I'm also calling all the employees to

671
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:03,680
Speaker 1: let them know that I'm sorry there's no job for

672
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:06,440
Speaker 1: you because we can't pay you anymore. And I was

673
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 1: watching you on the camera. I just want to give

674
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:10,239
Speaker 1: you a hard time about that. But companies bankrupt and

675
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:12,839
Speaker 1: you can keep the computer. I promise I will log

676
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 1: in on the camera and watch anymore. It can't make

677
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:17,839
Speaker 1: any promises. I might log in once in a while.

678
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 1: What the is going on? Well, what's going on is

679
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 1: that this is actually a phone prank. This is Jewil

680
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:27,560
Speaker 1: from The Jewil Show doing a phone prank on you

681
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:31,919
Speaker 1: and your roommate. Blair set you up, okay, he said.

682
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:34,640
Speaker 1: He said, you're working remotely and you barely do anything

683
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:36,359
Speaker 1: but play video games, so he wanted me to mess

684
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:39,359
Speaker 1: with you. I started to get as when you started

685
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:41,600
Speaker 1: talking about the tiny stuff. Oh no, we both know

686
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:48,160
Speaker 1: that part's true. Come on alone, wake up every morning

687
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:51,440
Speaker 1: with Jebil phone pranks. We say, Mornings on the twenties,

688
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on Demand, first Day follow up. It's

689
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 1: gotten a lot of action in the dating world since

690
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 1: covid started. What parks Parks have gotten a lot of action,

691
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 1: Like you mean a park with gross and stuff. Yeah,

692
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:08,960
Speaker 1: because people weren't able to really go anywhere and do anything.

693
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:11,720
Speaker 1: Just parks in general gone on, picnics, going it, walks

694
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:13,759
Speaker 1: in the park, meeting at the park. Who knows what

695
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,360
Speaker 1: you're doing in the park after dark? And that was

696
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:16,800
Speaker 1: a rhyme, and I did that on purpose, just so

697
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:19,239
Speaker 1: I could rhyme. But Aiden is on the phone for

698
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,560
Speaker 1: a first date follow up today and he wants to

699
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 1: call a woman named Lila. And apparently they went to

700
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 1: dinner and then guess where after that? Where the park? Anyway,

701
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:30,839
Speaker 1: they went to the park. Aiden, before we get into

702
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:32,839
Speaker 1: how you met her and all that other stuff, how

703
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:35,879
Speaker 1: long has it been since you talked to Lila? There's

704
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:38,680
Speaker 1: been two weeks. Two weeks, okay, that's a long time.

705
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 1: And in that two weeks time, how many times have

706
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 1: you tried to reach out to her? I'll played a

707
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 1: real cool so two maybe three? Okay, Yeah, it wasn't.

708
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:52,320
Speaker 1: It wasn't a lie because I know, I know that

709
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:54,520
Speaker 1: I can get real creepy, real fat. Yeah, for sure,

710
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:56,640
Speaker 1: do want to be pushy? Right, She didn't spot at all,

711
00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:01,120
Speaker 1: not at all. Okay, so she obviously doesn't want to

712
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:06,480
Speaker 1: talk to you first before you before we ask you, why,

713
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:09,640
Speaker 1: how was the date with Lilah? Obviously you liked her

714
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:12,040
Speaker 1: a lot, but tell us about it. Yeah, man, the

715
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:15,200
Speaker 1: date was actually a really cool you know, we went

716
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:17,880
Speaker 1: to go get dinner at this real nice spot, and

717
00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 1: then like we walked through the park, which is really

718
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:25,120
Speaker 1: cool because it was like the evening, the sky was

719
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:28,440
Speaker 1: real pretty, So it was a really nice night and

720
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:31,160
Speaker 1: we had a lot of fun. I really enjoyed it.

721
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:33,719
Speaker 1: It really seemed like she was too. It sounds like

722
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:36,399
Speaker 1: a very romantic date. What did you guys do while

723
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 1: you were there? Oh? All we did. We just talked.

724
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 1: We got to know each other, you know. We talked

725
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:45,400
Speaker 1: a little bit about like our families, you know, like

726
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 1: a relationship with our parents and stuff like that, little

727
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:50,520
Speaker 1: basic stuff. But I mean, I can see how going

728
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:52,800
Speaker 1: on a walk in the park would be really enjoyable

729
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:55,399
Speaker 1: if you like the person that you were with, you know. Although, okay,

730
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,320
Speaker 1: so she's not getting back to you and you spoke

731
00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:00,840
Speaker 1: about family. Is your family normal or are they in

732
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:05,280
Speaker 1: jail or something? No, No, my family's actually really normal.

733
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:09,239
Speaker 1: He had a couple of brothers. When on the family thing, though,

734
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:11,279
Speaker 1: did you maybe overshare too much about your family? Did

735
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:12,600
Speaker 1: you maybe be like, Hey, do you want to come

736
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:15,400
Speaker 1: meet my family this afternoon or this evening or tomorrow

737
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:17,839
Speaker 1: or after tomorrow, or do you want to meet my mom?

738
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 1: Or I've already planned the wedding things like that. Did

739
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:22,800
Speaker 1: you get a little too intense about stuff? Maybe no, No,

740
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 1: I didn't, especially because I'd be more worried about my

741
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:29,759
Speaker 1: family meeting any girl I brought. So I wait and

742
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,400
Speaker 1: wait before I push it to that point. You know. Okay,

743
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:35,520
Speaker 1: did she like seem like she was into you? She did,

744
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:38,759
Speaker 1: So I'm a little like, I'm a little confused. I

745
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,400
Speaker 1: don't want to say I'm hurt, but I'm just a

746
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:44,279
Speaker 1: little confused. Why I'm not hearing from it right? I

747
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:45,839
Speaker 1: think going for a walk in the park and having

748
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:51,280
Speaker 1: dinner being too romantic. Probably not like taking a helicopter

749
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 1: to the dinner in a different country. Maybe that's too romantic.

750
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:57,239
Speaker 1: But just going for a walking sounds like a nice

751
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 1: Well then, what do you think went wrong that you

752
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:02,720
Speaker 1: can't think of anything? I mean, when we went to dinner,

753
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:05,399
Speaker 1: our waiter was a little bit of a jerk. If

754
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:13,800
Speaker 1: I tipped low low like below was, he was a

755
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 1: real jerk. Well, fifteen is not bad if you don't

756
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:20,919
Speaker 1: have the best service, but it was more like five

757
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 1: five percent. Okay, that's alright, five So you basically stiffed

758
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:29,840
Speaker 1: the waiter. Yeah, he had it coming. But did you

759
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:33,359
Speaker 1: make a show of it? No that I really didn't, um,

760
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:37,480
Speaker 1: but she could tell I was really aggravated. Well, I

761
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 1: think even when, even when I get bad service, I

762
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:42,040
Speaker 1: still have a hard time tipping less than twenty percent. Yeah,

763
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:45,080
Speaker 1: it is tough to do when you're waited as bad

764
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:48,560
Speaker 1: as this guy was. Shot. It's not hard for me. Yeah,

765
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 1: I mean I could. If she saw you basically not

766
00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:53,560
Speaker 1: give the guy a tip, that could be a turn off.

767
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 1: I know if I was with someone and they paid,

768
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:58,160
Speaker 1: they didn't tip the waiter. It depends on It depends.

769
00:39:58,239 --> 00:39:59,759
Speaker 1: Like if the guy was terrible, I might I might

770
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 1: be on board with that, But if they didn't tip.

771
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:04,800
Speaker 1: As a former server for myself, I would probably not

772
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:06,879
Speaker 1: want to call them back. So maybe that's it. All right, Well,

773
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 1: we'll play a song and then come back and call

774
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:11,880
Speaker 1: her and see if we can figure it out for you. Okay, okay,

775
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 1: all right, thanks, Yeah, we'll do it next. That's on

776
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 1: the phone, and he went on a first date with Lila.

777
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 1: They went to dinner and went to the park. They

778
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:20,719
Speaker 1: walked around. He said, everything went great. It's been two

779
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:23,800
Speaker 1: weeks since he's talked to her, and she hasn't responded

780
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 1: to any of his text or phone calls. He said

781
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:27,480
Speaker 1: he's only reached out about three times, so nothing creepy.

782
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:30,000
Speaker 1: And we asked him what the reason was that he

783
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 1: thinks he's not getting a call back. And the only

784
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:33,080
Speaker 1: thing you can think of is that he pretty much

785
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:34,960
Speaker 1: didn't give the waiter a tip because he said the

786
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:38,239
Speaker 1: waiter was a big jerk face. He didn't say jerk face.

787
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:40,400
Speaker 1: Those are my words. And I know I went a

788
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:43,000
Speaker 1: little hard on that one, Aiden, but I feel like

789
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 1: you thought the guy was a jerk face. Yeah. No,

790
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:49,680
Speaker 1: I would never call somebody a jerk plase. Yeah. Yeah,

791
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:53,040
Speaker 1: that's reserved for the worst or the worst. So Aiden

792
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 1: said the guy was a bad waiter and he didn't

793
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:57,800
Speaker 1: tip him well, and he thinks that maybe Lila saw that,

794
00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,319
Speaker 1: and that's the reason she doesn't want to call them back.

795
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:02,560
Speaker 1: So ready to call or Aiden? Yeah, let's do this

796
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:17,760
Speaker 1: all right? Here we go, Hello, Hi, messpeak to Lilah.

797
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:22,879
Speaker 1: Please Milica she Hello, Lila. My name is Jewel from

798
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:25,239
Speaker 1: the radio show The Jewel Show. And my name is

799
00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:27,759
Speaker 1: Alex Fresh and I'm English Evan and we're all from

800
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 1: the radio show. Um okay, so have you ever heard

801
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:37,319
Speaker 1: of The Jewil Show before? I have, but you have? Okay.

802
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:38,839
Speaker 1: We do a segment on the show called the First

803
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 1: Date follow Up. It's where if you go out on

804
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:42,799
Speaker 1: a date with someone and then you don't call them back,

805
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:45,000
Speaker 1: they can email us to get you on the phone.

806
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:50,280
Speaker 1: Oh all right, Well, since you know that's why we're calling.

807
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:53,680
Speaker 1: So do you have any idea about who we're calling about? Yeah?

808
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:58,160
Speaker 1: I think I do. Is this about Aiden? Here? Yes?

809
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:03,360
Speaker 1: There it is? Okay, correct, we're calling about Aiden? Okay,

810
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:06,400
Speaker 1: do you want to tell us? Why are you not

811
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 1: calling Aiden back? Right? So I have to say that

812
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:14,600
Speaker 1: it really it was a result of the date that

813
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:17,359
Speaker 1: we went on. Um, you know, we had a nice time,

814
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 1: but he would not stop smoking smoking what yeah, smoking cigarettes?

815
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:28,160
Speaker 1: Oh you know, like you're not a smoker. You know,

816
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 1: I'm not a smoker, And honestly a few would have

817
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:32,879
Speaker 1: been fine, But like he did it the entire night.

818
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 1: How do you do that in the entire night? Wasn't

819
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:36,600
Speaker 1: like didn't you guys go to dinner? Was he taking

820
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:40,279
Speaker 1: breaks at dinner? M h oh wow, oh my gosh.

821
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:42,359
Speaker 1: How many cigarettes do you think he liked? Cigarette breaks?

822
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 1: Do you think he took I mean, I bet he

823
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 1: had to get a new pack at the end of

824
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:50,720
Speaker 1: the night. Okay, question for you, do you smoke? I don't.

825
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:54,759
Speaker 1: Do you vape? I don't vape either. They're different. Blow

826
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:58,359
Speaker 1: those clouds, bro anyway, I like and when you guys

827
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:01,120
Speaker 1: went to the park, that's kind of one thing at

828
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:03,279
Speaker 1: dinner though, taking breaks during your date. I could see

829
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 1: that definitely being a turn off. Yeah, dinner was long.

830
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:09,520
Speaker 1: I mean it was about two hours, and he would

831
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:11,960
Speaker 1: take a break and well then we're going to the

832
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 1: park and we're walking, we're talking, we're looking at nature.

833
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:17,320
Speaker 1: But he's blowing smoke and it's going back in my

834
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:20,239
Speaker 1: face and I'm choking. It's not fun. Oh, if you're

835
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:22,920
Speaker 1: not a smoker, that's not the best failing. Yeah, is

836
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 1: smoking in general just to turn off for you? Or

837
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:27,680
Speaker 1: do you feel like he's just he's I mean, it's

838
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:29,480
Speaker 1: not the worst thing. Look, I like going out and

839
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:32,000
Speaker 1: I know usually most events at night they tend to

840
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 1: have smokers. And it's fine, and I liked him. It's

841
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:36,560
Speaker 1: just too to have to cut back on the smoking.

842
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:39,520
Speaker 1: That's asking a lot of someone too, if they really

843
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:42,280
Speaker 1: liked their cigarettes. Huh. You know, I used to smoke,

844
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:44,640
Speaker 1: and I loved my cigarettes. You did, I did? I mean,

845
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 1: can't you like not do it on a first date

846
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:49,759
Speaker 1: though that much? I mean if you have two like one, yeah,

847
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 1: well that person either, Yeah, none need to take a break, like, hey,

848
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:54,960
Speaker 1: I'm really enjoying the story about your personal life and

849
00:43:54,960 --> 00:44:00,399
Speaker 1: getting to know you. One second, I'll be back in fifteen. Yeah.

850
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:03,319
Speaker 1: So I didn't feel right asking someone to just cut

851
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:06,239
Speaker 1: back on their own smoking. So I just figured out,

852
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 1: you know, I wouldn't ask for a second date. All right, Well, Lilah,

853
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:13,439
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need to take a smoke breaker real quick,

854
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:15,360
Speaker 1: and I'll just tell you that Aidan is actually on

855
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:21,319
Speaker 1: the phone listening. Oh that's right, Yes, you forgot about

856
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 1: that part. Huh, Aden, are you still there or do

857
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 1: you have to go um grab a smoke? That's that's ridiculous.

858
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 1: Like we had all I mean, we had a fun

859
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:34,680
Speaker 1: time going on the date. But now you're not gonna

860
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:38,440
Speaker 1: talk to me or call me back because I was smoking.

861
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:43,920
Speaker 1: I mean it was a lot like you didn't notice

862
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 1: that I was coughing and kind of taking steps back

863
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:49,520
Speaker 1: behind you. I mean, yeah, I noticed that. I didn't

864
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:53,719
Speaker 1: think it was gonna be a deal breaker though. Yeah,

865
00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:55,880
Speaker 1: I mean, like I said, like, a couple of cigarettes

866
00:44:55,880 --> 00:45:00,239
Speaker 1: are fine, but like, dude, the entire time. I mean, well,

867
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 1: I've been smoking for a while. That's just what I do,

868
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:08,120
Speaker 1: you know. But I mean, yeah, I'm not gonna I mean,

869
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:10,440
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna cut that off, especially to be with

870
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:14,239
Speaker 1: somebody who wasn't gonna like tell me that you just

871
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:16,880
Speaker 1: kind of disappeared on me. Do you think Aiden, you

872
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:18,400
Speaker 1: could have taken a bit of a break from the

873
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:22,279
Speaker 1: smoking thing, as it was a first date, I guess,

874
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 1: so I'm not gonna like. I guess so, but like man,

875
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:29,800
Speaker 1: I probably could have took a break on the second

876
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:34,319
Speaker 1: day was gonna be one. But I mean, I guess

877
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:37,239
Speaker 1: we could have talked about that. Aiden. Did you at

878
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:41,879
Speaker 1: least offer her a cigarette? Well? Yeah, yeah I did,

879
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,040
Speaker 1: and she said she and she said she didn't smoke,

880
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 1: so the okay cool. Yeah, I mean he did offer

881
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 1: it to me, but I just said, no, thank you,

882
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:53,800
Speaker 1: I'm not interested. Well did you, I mean, did you

883
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,279
Speaker 1: at least like him other than the fact that he

884
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 1: smokes like that? Yeah, I mean I didn't like him,

885
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:01,879
Speaker 1: but honestly, I didn't need to have to come way

886
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 1: back on the smoking man. So all right, So that's

887
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:06,800
Speaker 1: what it is. It's just the fact that he is

888
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:09,800
Speaker 1: a chain smoker and you don't like to, yeah, and

889
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:11,680
Speaker 1: you don't smoke it in general, and you just don't

890
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:13,040
Speaker 1: want to go with someone who you just don't want

891
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:15,560
Speaker 1: to be out with someone who's constantly smoking. He thought

892
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:17,719
Speaker 1: that you weren't calling him back because he didn't give

893
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:22,560
Speaker 1: the waiter a tip. Wait, yeah, did you know that?

894
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:26,919
Speaker 1: I didn't even know. I didn't even notice that. Wait,

895
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:30,280
Speaker 1: you didn't tip the waiter? Well, I mean I barely

896
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:34,160
Speaker 1: tipped him because he was he was as stop man.

897
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:37,680
Speaker 1: I've been in weight service, that's my stop. Yeah, I

898
00:46:37,719 --> 00:46:39,880
Speaker 1: mean he was a jerk. If you you don't remember

899
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:43,840
Speaker 1: all that got your order wrong, the water had no

900
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,800
Speaker 1: ice in it. Like, we both were real frustrated with it.

901
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:49,759
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm frustrated. Maybe it's just because I've been

902
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:51,640
Speaker 1: a waiter, Like I know, it's not always their fault.

903
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:56,480
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's the kitchen. Yeah, you were a waiter. Once

904
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 1: he gets a real job, he can get a real paycheck.

905
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 1: Oh that's an interesting attitude. That's the attitude I would

906
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:08,480
Speaker 1: expect a smoker to have. Everybody knows smokers and their

907
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:13,360
Speaker 1: inability to tip shots by it. What the hell is

908
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:15,600
Speaker 1: that supposed to me? I think that means it's time

909
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:16,719
Speaker 1: for me to ask if you guys want to go

910
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:18,520
Speaker 1: on another date? Lila? Would you like to go on

911
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:21,440
Speaker 1: another date with Aiden? We'll pay for it. Yeah, No,

912
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 1: it doesn't sound like you've given up smoking anytime soon.

913
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:29,839
Speaker 1: Have doesn't seem like she's going to be interesting anytime soon.

914
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 1: Oh okay, are you guys sure because it literally sounds

915
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 1: like you. I mean, it's a matchmate in heaven right now.

916
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:38,960
Speaker 1: My heart is about to beat out of my chest here.

917
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 1: You sure we'll pay for it? Yeah? Well, yeah, exactly,

918
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:47,080
Speaker 1: we'll pay for it. I'm good. Yeah, no, thanks. The

919
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:51,120
Speaker 1: Jewel Show on demand. We are about to go to

920
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 1: war with the aliens. It's the Jewel Show. I don't

921
00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 1: know if that sounds fun to you or scary, but

922
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:04,919
Speaker 1: teach their own it does sound kind of fun. Well,

923
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:07,640
Speaker 1: I guess you're right. Aliens don't want to hurt us.

924
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:09,680
Speaker 1: The reason that aliens would go to war with us

925
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:12,319
Speaker 1: is because whenever they come try to make contact, we're

926
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:14,400
Speaker 1: always shooting at him. Eventually, they're going to get annoyed.

927
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:16,800
Speaker 1: You know, it's like at some point they're going to

928
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:20,400
Speaker 1: lose their patience. It's like they released this footage of

929
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:24,400
Speaker 1: an from a Navy ship in San Diego of a UFO,

930
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:27,080
Speaker 1: and you can see it on our Instagram if you

931
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:29,120
Speaker 1: would like to. At the Jewel Show, you can follow

932
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 1: all of us individually. By the way, before the aliens

933
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 1: come down and wipe us all off the planet. I'm

934
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:35,400
Speaker 1: at Jewel Fresh, I'm at Evan on the radio. But

935
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 1: recently sixty Minutes did an interview with Marco Rubio. I

936
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:41,360
Speaker 1: don't know politics. I think he was a senator or

937
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:44,239
Speaker 1: could be a senator. He works in Washington, DC and

938
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:45,960
Speaker 1: has talked a bunch. I think at one point he

939
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:48,239
Speaker 1: might have been wanting to run for president. Senator. He's

940
00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 1: a Senator's idiots from Florida. Marco Oh, I knew that. Okay,

941
00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 1: if you said it. Marco Rubio, the senator from Florida. Anyway,

942
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:02,719
Speaker 1: he's up this thing in Washington where they're trying to

943
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:05,440
Speaker 1: get things in place to protect ourselves from the aliens,

944
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:07,960
Speaker 1: and he did an interview on sixty Minutes saying that

945
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:09,920
Speaker 1: it's a real thing and we should be scared. Face.

946
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 1: That's just propaganda, propaganda. What would be scared? I literally

947
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 1: don't understand. We should not be scared, you guys, but

948
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:17,279
Speaker 1: we shouldn't want to be scared. If there's one person

949
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:18,840
Speaker 1: you should listen to, it's probably a guy from the

950
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:23,439
Speaker 1: White House, right, We're probably not definitely not. I'm gonna

951
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:25,360
Speaker 1: lie to you. Yeah, I don't think that we have

952
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:27,440
Speaker 1: anything to be scared about. I think the only thing

953
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:30,400
Speaker 1: aliens want to do is help us. Yeah, this is

954
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:33,240
Speaker 1: what I think. All right. If you notice we're sending

955
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:35,759
Speaker 1: more stuff to space. Elon Musk is sending stuff to

956
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:39,000
Speaker 1: space every five minutes. He's a private company, right, he

957
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:41,279
Speaker 1: is a private company. Don't get me started on private

958
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:43,200
Speaker 1: company companies going to space. We don't have time from

959
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 1: our theories on that. Yeah. And there's gonna be war

960
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:49,440
Speaker 1: on Earth based on the Moon anyway. Okay, I know

961
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:54,200
Speaker 1: it sounds I believe in it, but I think that

962
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:58,040
Speaker 1: aliens are coming to make contact now, and the government

963
00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:01,399
Speaker 1: knows that they're gonna make contact, and that's why they've

964
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:03,000
Speaker 1: been releasing all this stuff to kind of prep us

965
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:05,520
Speaker 1: for it. Right, to soften the blow, Right, to soften

966
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 1: the blow from the aliens, And the reason that the

967
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:10,960
Speaker 1: aliens are coming here and are making contact with us

968
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:13,480
Speaker 1: more is because we're going to space. And I think

969
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:16,839
Speaker 1: the aliens. I don't know any aliens personally, You don't

970
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:19,680
Speaker 1: not that I know. Well, I did meditate one time

971
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 1: and think I talked to an alien. Now I sound

972
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:24,839
Speaker 1: like I'm really high. We need to talk about another time.

973
00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:28,239
Speaker 1: But I think that the aliens are worried because we're

974
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:29,879
Speaker 1: starting to go to space more and they're like, these

975
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:34,239
Speaker 1: guys are cavemen and they are they don't know, like

976
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:36,360
Speaker 1: because I think they come in peace, right, But I

977
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 1: think we're like humans are so new that we're still

978
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:43,080
Speaker 1: in the frame of mind like if we don't know

979
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:44,839
Speaker 1: what something is, we've got to crush it and kill

980
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:48,479
Speaker 1: it somewhere. They're like, hey, don't come to space. It's like, um, okay,

981
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:50,800
Speaker 1: you know, you throw a party right Space is a

982
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:56,160
Speaker 1: big party right now. Okay, I'm just going to Space

983
00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:59,120
Speaker 1: is a big house party right now, right where everybody

984
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:03,080
Speaker 1: knows each other, everybody is cool, everybody's fine, they're having fun, right.

985
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:05,520
Speaker 1: But then you get a text that says that that

986
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:08,520
Speaker 1: one dude's about to come over, the idiot that always

987
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:12,919
Speaker 1: gets drunk and wants to fight everybody, and you're like, man, look, okay, yeah,

988
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:17,160
Speaker 1: you can come to space and party with us, but

989
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:21,120
Speaker 1: you can't drink whiskey because every time you drink whiskey,

990
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:22,799
Speaker 1: you're gonna want to fight. So you come up here,

991
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:24,560
Speaker 1: but you gotta be cool, all right. You gotta be

992
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:26,799
Speaker 1: cool because they know we're gonna be the house guest

993
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:30,319
Speaker 1: that comes in and just starts smashing up everything. They

994
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:32,360
Speaker 1: don't want war, but the White House is saying that

995
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:34,800
Speaker 1: they do, apparently, but I think that they're just like

996
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 1: coming here to be like, look, it's cool if you

997
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 1: guys go to space, all right, but you gotta act right.

998
00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:44,440
Speaker 1: Don't drink tequila, yeah, and definitely don't drink gold schloggers.

999
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:48,439
Speaker 1: They don't want the human race to be walking around

1000
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:53,880
Speaker 1: space like I haven't drank gold. Oh my god. Fgs,

1001
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:56,400
Speaker 1: you think I got a poop out gold? Oh my god.

1002
00:51:57,320 --> 00:51:59,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna text my ax. Text in four one or

1003
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:01,400
Speaker 1: six one. You can the video, like I said on

1004
00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:03,480
Speaker 1: our Instagram going at the Jewel Show. You can follow

1005
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:05,359
Speaker 1: each of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at

1006
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:07,319
Speaker 1: that Dreas, I'm at Evan on the radio and text

1007
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:08,920
Speaker 1: end four one o six one. Do you think the

1008
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:11,400
Speaker 1: aliens are about to make contact? And do you think

1009
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:13,319
Speaker 1: that they're gonna be nice or do you think they

1010
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:19,520
Speaker 1: want to fight us? The Jewels show on demand Jewbils

1011
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:23,000
Speaker 1: dirty little Secret. I'm gonna tell you the name of

1012
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 1: the person that's on the phone to tell us a

1013
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:26,440
Speaker 1: dirty little secret right now, and us see if you

1014
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:29,800
Speaker 1: guys can guess what I need to do. Okay, remember

1015
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:31,640
Speaker 1: it's dirty little secret. Text ind four one o six one.

1016
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:33,239
Speaker 1: If you have a dirty little secret, will let you

1017
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:35,920
Speaker 1: tell it on the show. And we keep everybody anonymous.

1018
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:37,920
Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is. That's why

1019
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,400
Speaker 1: everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname, so nobody knows who

1020
00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:42,720
Speaker 1: you actually are when you tell us a dirty little secret.

1021
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:44,319
Speaker 1: So the name of the person on the phone right

1022
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:47,680
Speaker 1: now to tell us something is peeing your pants? You

1023
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:50,560
Speaker 1: need to pee? I need to pee? Paying your pants

1024
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:52,279
Speaker 1: is on the phone? What's up paying your pants? How

1025
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:58,400
Speaker 1: are you? I guess I need to pee? I'm doing good. Otherwise,

1026
00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:00,600
Speaker 1: I'd like to tell you that you cause a lot

1027
00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:04,239
Speaker 1: of trouble for Jubil, A lot he peas every five minutes.

1028
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:07,080
Speaker 1: Maybe your name should have been weak bladder, but I

1029
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:09,399
Speaker 1: do have to be really bad anyway, I'll hang out

1030
00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:11,799
Speaker 1: and clench my teeth while you tell us your dirty

1031
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:14,360
Speaker 1: little secret. So, what's your dirty little secret? Paying your

1032
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:20,479
Speaker 1: pants while I'm not currently peeing my pants? My dirty

1033
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:22,839
Speaker 1: ye little secret is, well, it's kind of closed, it's

1034
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:25,280
Speaker 1: kind of close to that. So maybe you're a psychic,

1035
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:30,120
Speaker 1: um so, and I know it's probably exceptionally dirty. Now,

1036
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:32,960
Speaker 1: I'm a house cleaner, so I can make my own hours,

1037
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:36,600
Speaker 1: and I work with my headphones on and my dirty

1038
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:40,279
Speaker 1: my dirty little secret. Okay, basically, you know, I have

1039
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:43,880
Speaker 1: some clients who are real jerks. They're real a holes, right,

1040
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:46,440
Speaker 1: I know what I can say on air, um, and

1041
00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:50,520
Speaker 1: they don't deserve bleach, they don't deserve my good cleaner.

1042
00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:53,600
Speaker 1: So I will do the job. I'll turn on my

1043
00:53:53,719 --> 00:53:57,440
Speaker 1: music and I just use a dirty cloth or a

1044
00:53:57,600 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 1: sock from their laundry or whatever I've got, because at

1045
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Speaker 1: this point, I figure, you know, I'm still gonna like,

1046
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:04,879
Speaker 1: you know, I'll dust. I'm still gonna do my job,

1047
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:09,800
Speaker 1: but I'm not gonna like clean clean clean, which you

1048
00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:12,400
Speaker 1: like dust their house with food, you like, dust their

1049
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:16,440
Speaker 1: house with their dirty underwear, well, not like dirty underwear.

1050
00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:18,959
Speaker 1: They're not like peeing their pants like me, but like, yeah,

1051
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:21,960
Speaker 1: like what's playing on the top of their hamper, I'll

1052
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:23,760
Speaker 1: use that to like do the top of their lamps

1053
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:26,200
Speaker 1: and the top of their feel of it. Wow, Okay,

1054
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:29,120
Speaker 1: you really must hate their negative energy on my stuff.

1055
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:31,680
Speaker 1: Your karma will do its job, all right. Okay, so

1056
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:33,320
Speaker 1: you clean their house, but you don't use cleaner on

1057
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:36,960
Speaker 1: some things like actual to clean like the toilet, right,

1058
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:40,279
Speaker 1: I just clean, but I don't use clean nerve just

1059
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:45,719
Speaker 1: but there's there's still a bunch of Germans on it, right,

1060
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,200
Speaker 1: And I figure if they're just high and mighty, they'll

1061
00:54:48,239 --> 00:54:50,840
Speaker 1: know the difference, and they never have I'll be totally honest.

1062
00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:53,000
Speaker 1: So I obviously live with my grandma, and when my

1063
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:55,480
Speaker 1: mom comes to visit from over in England, I pretty

1064
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:57,320
Speaker 1: much do the same thing. Because I don't like cleaning

1065
00:54:57,360 --> 00:55:00,120
Speaker 1: so much. I'll just grab a towel and stop dusting. Say,

1066
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:01,560
Speaker 1: wipe it down. But you don't wipe it down with

1067
00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:04,760
Speaker 1: your dirty clothes. No, I've never done that. Someone I love.

1068
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:07,080
Speaker 1: I don't love these people, you know what I mean?

1069
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:09,239
Speaker 1: They're just like paying me and some people treat me

1070
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:11,520
Speaker 1: really rude, like they'll ask me to show cleavage or

1071
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:16,640
Speaker 1: be really worried and no. Yeah, so they're getting dirty

1072
00:55:16,719 --> 00:55:22,600
Speaker 1: socked us treatment for sure. And to save money. I

1073
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:25,160
Speaker 1: mean like, I won't steal big stuff, but I will

1074
00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:30,319
Speaker 1: take tampons things like that. Yeah they are expensive. Yeah,

1075
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:32,759
Speaker 1: those things are expensive. And why not you know they're

1076
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:37,520
Speaker 1: just laying there well now, boxes and boxes and stuff.

1077
00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:46,080
Speaker 1: So I'll take one, one box or one tampon, Pienso okay, yeah,

1078
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:50,200
Speaker 1: nice to your housekeeper. Well, thank you for telling us

1079
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:52,319
Speaker 1: your dirty little secret. Now I'm gonna go pee my pants.

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00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:57,920
Speaker 1: No problem, guys, what's your dirty little secret? The Jebel

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Speaker 1: Show on demand, and remember you can follow the show

1082
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:03,719
Speaker 1: on social media. At the Jewel Show, you can follow

1083
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:05,680
Speaker 1: each of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at

1084
00:56:05,719 --> 00:56:07,880
Speaker 1: that Dreas, I'm at Evan on the radio. And we

1085
00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:09,839
Speaker 1: never like to break the news to you, so we'll

1086
00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:12,759
Speaker 1: let some other high maintenance people break the news to you.

1087
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:15,399
Speaker 1: And I just want you guys know, like how much

1088
00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:18,360
Speaker 1: I really appreciate you guys, each and every one of you,

1089
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:21,600
Speaker 1: oh my God, for spending time away from your families

1090
00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:24,719
Speaker 1: to be with our crazy family, crazy family. You'll see

1091
00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:25,680
Speaker 1: you later. It's a jewil show.