WEBVTT - Private Equity Eats Vegas, Taking #2s On The Clock 12.10.25 0:00:05.680 --> 0:00:07.280 Yeah. Yeah, we were just fucking there. 0:00:07.680 --> 0:00:09.680 We were there and they had a better MC there. 0:00:10.560 --> 0:00:13.000 Oh my god, this is going in the cold over, guys. 0:00:13.080 --> 0:00:14.760 Let's go, let's get it all out. Who had the 0:00:14.760 --> 0:00:21.160 better wedding? No, here, here's who's got the longest life? 0:00:21.160 --> 0:00:22.720 Spandy think the relationship? 0:00:24.680 --> 0:00:26.639 Well that yeah, we had that. That's in the market 0:00:26.720 --> 0:00:29.400 betting markets already. I will just say a Chinese wedding 0:00:29.480 --> 0:00:32.920 MC is I think just the finest wedding MC you 0:00:32.920 --> 0:00:33.880 could possibly have. 0:00:34.159 --> 0:00:37.919 What's what's entailed by a Chinese wedding MC. 0:00:38.640 --> 0:00:42.479 She was running the banquet hall. There was an unscheduled 0:00:42.800 --> 0:00:48.160 singing performance by her assistant. She pulled up like multiple 0:00:48.360 --> 0:00:51.120 like it was a showbiz wedding, and she literally like 0:00:51.200 --> 0:00:54.960 pointed to like, I guess bleep that if you use this, 0:00:55.520 --> 0:00:58.480 and like pulled him up on stage or no. She 0:00:58.640 --> 0:01:00.960 was like, oh, I I know you. I've seen you 0:01:01.040 --> 0:01:08.640 on TV come on stage to do stand up. It 0:01:08.720 --> 0:01:12.839 was like just shy. It was likens people here. Holy shit, 0:01:14.040 --> 0:01:16.600 it was it was like just my mom didn't have 0:01:16.680 --> 0:01:18.040 stage fright. 0:01:25.760 --> 0:01:29.320 Hello the Internet and welcome to Season four eighteen, Episode 0:01:29.360 --> 0:01:29.759 three of. 0:01:29.880 --> 0:01:32.720 Dirty Hi Guys. To production of iHeartRadio. 0:01:32.760 --> 0:01:34.240 This is a podcast where we take a deep dive 0:01:34.280 --> 0:01:38.360 into American shared consciousness through the day's news. We also 0:01:38.360 --> 0:01:40.680 have a new weekly history version of the show dropping 0:01:40.720 --> 0:01:43.800 each Monday morning, where we do a deep dive into 0:01:43.840 --> 0:01:48.000 the history of a different icon. So far, we've done Einstein, Erkele, 0:01:48.440 --> 0:01:52.560 Miss Piggy with Jamie Loftus, Arnold Schwartzenegger with John Gabriis. 0:01:52.840 --> 0:01:55.640 Look for episodes on Monday with Icon in the title. 0:01:56.080 --> 0:02:00.120 It is Wednesday, December tenth, twenty twenty five. Names A 0:02:00.280 --> 0:02:04.920 O'Brien aka Potatoes O'Brien, and I'm thrilled to be joined 0:02:04.960 --> 0:02:07.720 in our second seat by today's special guest co host, 0:02:08.200 --> 0:02:11.120 hilarious and brilliant producer TV writer. You know him from 0:02:11.160 --> 0:02:12.720 the Yos This Racist podcast. 0:02:13.200 --> 0:02:14.079 It's Andrew too. 0:02:15.639 --> 0:02:18.000 I forgot to come up with an aka I listened. 0:02:18.040 --> 0:02:21.360 I'm just slowly poisoning Miles so that I get to 0:02:21.360 --> 0:02:23.399 be here and let's care for him. 0:02:23.639 --> 0:02:27.639 I don't remember the plot of Phantom Thread, but it's vaguely. 0:02:27.280 --> 0:02:30.320 That os with mushrooms something like that. 0:02:30.520 --> 0:02:32.640 I don't know. Anyway, I'm poisoning his ass here. I 0:02:32.680 --> 0:02:35.360 am yeah, welcome. It's great. To have you here. 0:02:35.800 --> 0:02:40.240 Yeah, Miles a little under the weather after Andrews. Andrews prolonged, 0:02:40.320 --> 0:02:41.519 yea poison? 0:02:41.840 --> 0:02:42.760 Do I not? Yeah? 0:02:42.840 --> 0:02:47.720 Do I not reveal information like this? Does? Miles not 0:02:47.840 --> 0:02:49.040 like being seen as weak? 0:02:51.120 --> 0:02:51.440 Miles. 0:02:51.600 --> 0:02:55.360 I've never been sick one day in my life. Okay, Yeah, 0:02:55.440 --> 0:02:56.880 Miles is out on assignment. 0:02:57.560 --> 0:02:58.160 He's a report. 0:02:58.320 --> 0:03:03.480 Yeah, he's doing some deep cover undercover journalism for us. 0:03:03.840 --> 0:03:06.120 Andrew were thrilled to be joined in our. 0:03:06.040 --> 0:03:09.720 Third seat by a hilarious TV writer and podcast superstar 0:03:10.080 --> 0:03:11.640 who hosts one of the great podcasts. 0:03:11.680 --> 0:03:14.000 I said, no gifts. It's Bridger Whine again. 0:03:17.560 --> 0:03:18.600 So nice to see you too. 0:03:19.000 --> 0:03:21.680 Oh, it's great to be seen by you. Great to 0:03:21.720 --> 0:03:24.840 have you been switched on radio voice. That's so lovely. 0:03:25.480 --> 0:03:28.000 That's right, You's resident. 0:03:28.400 --> 0:03:33.359 Andrew, stand up a little bit. I just saw your shirt. Oh, 0:03:33.680 --> 0:03:37.640 Kirkland's signature. That's righteous, gorgeous. 0:03:37.200 --> 0:03:37.600 That's right. 0:03:37.840 --> 0:03:41.200 This is this was not easy, not as easy to 0:03:41.240 --> 0:03:43.800 get as it should be. This career signature shirt was 0:03:44.840 --> 0:03:48.640 sold out immediately from stores, and my coworker at the 0:03:48.720 --> 0:03:53.240 time found one at a Costco in the valley. 0:03:53.800 --> 0:03:55.920 Want to say it like van NY's wherever. 0:03:55.560 --> 0:03:58.520 That one is, And she texted medium immediately, not even 0:03:58.560 --> 0:04:01.080 saying do you want this, saying I already got you one. 0:04:01.800 --> 0:04:02.680 That's a good friend. 0:04:03.240 --> 0:04:04.000 Yeah. Yeah. 0:04:04.040 --> 0:04:06.680 Yeah. So when they sell these people like line up 0:04:06.720 --> 0:04:09.600 and then I think they I think they're not many 0:04:09.640 --> 0:04:11.880 of them make it to the stores. It's it's typically 0:04:11.920 --> 0:04:19.280 online only. We a friend friend of ours, our mutual friend, 0:04:19.360 --> 0:04:23.560 Jessica Gao is the queen of Costco, and so she 0:04:23.560 --> 0:04:25.919 she put me on, not put me on. Is it 0:04:25.960 --> 0:04:28.320 weird to pretend like someone told me about Costco? 0:04:29.200 --> 0:04:30.760 But she I think. 0:04:30.640 --> 0:04:34.000 She is an advocate and she's kind of an Ambuenca. 0:04:34.480 --> 0:04:35.320 Yeah. 0:04:35.360 --> 0:04:37.400 So yeah, she she put me onto the idea that 0:04:37.800 --> 0:04:39.760 wearing all Kirkland gear is cool. 0:04:40.360 --> 0:04:43.800 Yeah, and she was right. And you come by it honestly. 0:04:43.839 --> 0:04:47.840 You're you are an actual shopper at Costco. You you Yeah, 0:04:48.040 --> 0:04:50.679 partake chicken bake and the food. 0:04:51.440 --> 0:04:53.960 God, I've only had one chicken bake in my life, 0:04:53.960 --> 0:04:56.000 holy ship, that is the best food. Sorry, this is 0:04:56.040 --> 0:04:57.320 really Bridgard's time. 0:04:57.440 --> 0:04:58.840 I've never had the chicken bake. 0:05:01.400 --> 0:05:03.240 It's so good. 0:05:02.640 --> 0:05:07.560 I've had the pizza. I like the supreme pizza there. 0:05:08.120 --> 0:05:13.240 I like, it's just so cheesy, so ship on there. 0:05:13.279 --> 0:05:14.200 In two seconds. 0:05:14.279 --> 0:05:19.680 The chicken bake is pizza dough filled with caesar salad, 0:05:19.760 --> 0:05:23.200 hot caesar salad dressing, and like cubed the chicken, the 0:05:23.279 --> 0:05:28.039 leftover chicken. It's basically like there's their caesar salad, like 0:05:28.040 --> 0:05:31.560 like pre made caesar salad pack minus the lettuce, plus 0:05:31.600 --> 0:05:33.800 pizza dough plus cubed chicken meat. 0:05:34.720 --> 0:05:38.680 My mouth is straight up water, like, what's giving it? 0:05:39.360 --> 0:05:43.680 Viscos because that sounds it's no, it's well, the dress, 0:05:43.800 --> 0:05:46.599 the dress, Caesar dressing, so very wet. 0:05:47.279 --> 0:05:50.599 Yeah, it's like a bucket of caesar dressing. It's so much. 0:05:50.839 --> 0:05:55.599 It's It is easily the highest calory menu maybe in 0:05:55.640 --> 0:05:56.680 the whole building. 0:05:57.520 --> 0:06:00.720 In a building of incredibly calorie dense food. 0:06:00.960 --> 0:06:02.800 Yeah. Yeah, crazy pants. 0:06:03.080 --> 0:06:04.960 And then the viral thing that kids were doing, which 0:06:04.960 --> 0:06:06.160 I do agree with. 0:06:06.240 --> 0:06:07.360 It was pretty good when I tried. 0:06:07.360 --> 0:06:11.159 It is taking the glizzy, also getting a glizzy and 0:06:11.320 --> 0:06:15.359 just biting the top off of the chicken bake and 0:06:15.400 --> 0:06:19.320 then just jamming the glazzy up in there. And Jesus, 0:06:19.520 --> 0:06:22.200 it's kind it's obviously insane, but it does work. 0:06:23.520 --> 0:06:24.520 Why does it need more? 0:06:26.000 --> 0:06:29.839 I know? I mean that if you start asking yourself. 0:06:29.839 --> 0:06:33.039 That question Costco is like a tire house of cards. 0:06:32.720 --> 0:06:36.760 Really falls to the ground. Bridget We're thrilled to have 0:06:36.800 --> 0:06:37.880 you here. We're going to get to know you a 0:06:37.920 --> 0:06:39.400 little bit better in a moment. First, we're going to 0:06:39.440 --> 0:06:41.279 tell the listeners a couple of things we're talking about. 0:06:41.600 --> 0:06:46.000 We've got an update on Katie Miller, Stephen Miller's wife, 0:06:46.240 --> 0:06:51.000 who is just an all around piece of work to 0:06:51.160 --> 0:06:55.960 really come into her own since teenage mutant Ninja Gebels 0:06:56.360 --> 0:07:00.320 got back into the White House, started a shitty podcast 0:07:00.760 --> 0:07:05.640 and accused people of launching terroristic threats against her family. 0:07:06.240 --> 0:07:08.120 We're gonna we're gonna look at what the police think 0:07:08.160 --> 0:07:11.560 of those terroristic threats. They are terroristic threats by way 0:07:11.600 --> 0:07:16.800 of colorful chalk writing on a pavement, the favorite method 0:07:16.920 --> 0:07:19.200 of terrorizing people of terrorists. 0:07:19.640 --> 0:07:21.360 We're gonna check out with Las Vegas. 0:07:21.880 --> 0:07:27.360 The tourism numbers are down and you'll never guess who's 0:07:27.640 --> 0:07:32.000 entered Las Vegas. It's private equity, always always good news. 0:07:32.480 --> 0:07:35.160 We'll check it with our favorite couple, Liam Neeson and 0:07:35.160 --> 0:07:38.000 Pam Anderson a couple mil more, but we did get 0:07:38.040 --> 0:07:40.840 some good details about what their brief time together was like, 0:07:41.400 --> 0:07:44.000 and then we will talk about a new trend in 0:07:45.000 --> 0:07:49.080 capitalist worker squeezing, which is that they don't want you 0:07:49.160 --> 0:07:52.000 to poop and they're trying to make a no pooping 0:07:52.080 --> 0:07:55.880 on company time movement happen. All of that plenty more, 0:07:55.920 --> 0:07:58.360 But first, Bridger, we do like to ask our guest, 0:07:58.680 --> 0:08:01.680 what is something from your search history that's revealing about 0:08:01.680 --> 0:08:02.280 who you are? 0:08:02.640 --> 0:08:06.000 The most recent thing I searched this morning was Genshaw 0:08:06.160 --> 0:08:06.840 out win. 0:08:07.640 --> 0:08:10.920 And when are you going to meet her there at 0:08:10.920 --> 0:08:11.440 the prison? 0:08:11.760 --> 0:08:13.400 Like whin? 0:08:13.920 --> 0:08:17.160 Yeah, you'll be leaning against a car, smoking a cigarette. 0:08:18.680 --> 0:08:21.120 It's very Ocean's eleven. We're going to pull a highs 0:08:21.200 --> 0:08:25.680 yet No, I uh yeah, I was wondering. And it's 0:08:25.720 --> 0:08:31.120 actually tomorrow, strangely enough, so wow, I mean hours. 0:08:31.240 --> 0:08:36.640 Yeah, December tenth, today is Genshaw Day for all to celebrate. 0:08:37.280 --> 0:08:38.600 Yes, she's ready to go. 0:08:39.160 --> 0:08:43.240 Nice. Are you so you're a fan? I'm assuming Yes 0:08:43.400 --> 0:08:44.160 I am. 0:08:46.440 --> 0:08:50.199 Come on, come on, boys, No, I'm from Salt Lake 0:08:50.240 --> 0:08:54.760 City and I've started for Better or Worse recapping the 0:08:54.800 --> 0:08:57.400 show for my podcast, and so it's a you know, 0:08:57.440 --> 0:08:59.000 I have to be on top of this sort of thing. 0:08:59.440 --> 0:09:02.640 But I've followed the whole journey. And I'm just so 0:09:02.760 --> 0:09:05.400 curious as to what this woman's life is going to 0:09:05.440 --> 0:09:09.840 be from here on out, because she like ruined thousands 0:09:09.880 --> 0:09:12.920 of people's lives and the idea of her actually not 0:09:13.000 --> 0:09:15.640 being a I mean, she must be a psychopath. I 0:09:15.679 --> 0:09:18.120 can't imagine her behavior has really changed. But maybe, I 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:21.080 mean this could be a whole a new thing that 0:09:21.120 --> 0:09:22.559 shows me hope and humanity. 0:09:22.640 --> 0:09:25.880 Who knows. Yeah, she comes back completely reformed. 0:09:27.440 --> 0:09:33.120 And just goes into helping people around Salt Lake City. Right, 0:09:33.920 --> 0:09:37.200 what what exactly did she get caught doing? Was it 0:09:37.240 --> 0:09:38.160 like a Ponzi scheme? 0:09:39.800 --> 0:09:43.680 No, they were like contacting mostly senior citizens and like 0:09:43.880 --> 0:09:46.400 telling them that they could like launch businesses and then 0:09:46.880 --> 0:09:49.560 emptying their bank accounts essentially nice. 0:09:49.679 --> 0:09:53.720 Oh wow, Yeah, I'm on her Wikipedia page, which really 0:09:54.000 --> 0:09:59.440 charmingly just describes us as legal issues, like she got 0:09:59.520 --> 0:10:02.240 called over for speed yeah, and then and then goes 0:10:02.280 --> 0:10:05.040 into wire fraud and money laundering and connection with a 0:10:05.120 --> 0:10:09.480 telemarketing scheme which goes pretty rough kind of. 0:10:10.000 --> 0:10:12.960 So this happened like as she was joining Real Housewives 0:10:12.960 --> 0:10:15.000 of Salt Lake City, right, Like she became a star 0:10:15.160 --> 0:10:18.880 on that show, and we're were people like kind of 0:10:18.920 --> 0:10:21.720 putting it together based on what she was doing on 0:10:21.760 --> 0:10:24.400 that show, or like was the spotlight? Did that have 0:10:24.440 --> 0:10:26.319 anything to do with her getting caught? 0:10:26.559 --> 0:10:28.480 I think the spot I must have had something to 0:10:28.520 --> 0:10:30.000 do with it, which is why I think like she 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:32.200 must be a true psychopath because she had been doing 0:10:32.200 --> 0:10:34.000 this for a long time and obviously thought she was 0:10:34.040 --> 0:10:36.600 never going to get caught. She felt like she could 0:10:36.600 --> 0:10:40.240 be the star of a TV show and never I 0:10:40.240 --> 0:10:41.840 mean she was dry. I mean, like the amount of 0:10:41.840 --> 0:10:45.360 money she seemed to have never made sense with what 0:10:45.480 --> 0:10:47.640 the job she was talking about. It was all just 0:10:47.760 --> 0:10:51.760 very unclear. But I can't imagine that like law enforcement 0:10:51.880 --> 0:10:54.720 was watching the show and then put it together right, 0:10:54.800 --> 0:10:56.480 although that, I mean, that'd be incredible. 0:10:56.960 --> 0:10:57.800 I do have this. 0:10:57.840 --> 0:11:00.240 Little question, sorry, I saw on the Wikipedia because the 0:11:00.320 --> 0:11:03.560 scam was like just this version of like business coaching, 0:11:03.679 --> 0:11:06.000 like we're gonna we're gonna build like a business website 0:11:06.120 --> 0:11:06.560 for you. 0:11:07.120 --> 0:11:09.400 I guess it's the draining bank accounts part that's like 0:11:09.480 --> 0:11:11.599 not so good. I'm just like all this stuff is 0:11:11.640 --> 0:11:15.120 a scam anyway. I'm just like, yeah, what is. 0:11:15.200 --> 0:11:20.880 A line between this and every other capitalist enterprise? Like 0:11:21.000 --> 0:11:24.760 I maybe just poisoned in that regard. I had a Richard, 0:11:24.840 --> 0:11:28.520 do you has the recent uptick in like I guess 0:11:28.559 --> 0:11:32.040 Mormon shit in pop culture? Does that instill you with 0:11:32.080 --> 0:11:33.000 any like hometown? 0:11:33.080 --> 0:11:37.320 Like, are these the the SLC celebs that like you've 0:11:37.360 --> 0:11:38.240 been waiting for? 0:11:39.679 --> 0:11:42.400 These are the people I want representing me in my culture? 0:11:42.720 --> 0:11:43.960 For Sureah? 0:11:44.200 --> 0:11:48.160 No, it's it's It's been a very confusing thing for 0:11:48.200 --> 0:11:50.800 me because especially with like the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. 0:11:50.920 --> 0:11:53.720 Initially I found the show so boring because I was 0:11:53.760 --> 0:11:56.000 just like, these are essentially women I went to high 0:11:56.000 --> 0:11:58.640 school with. I don't understand why this is so interesting people. 0:11:58.960 --> 0:12:00.600 But then like I got into the rhythm of it, 0:12:00.640 --> 0:12:02.640 and I realized, oh yeah, this must be so exotic. 0:12:02.880 --> 0:12:05.880 It's often I'm like I feel like I immigrated from 0:12:05.920 --> 0:12:08.880 another country where I'm like, the culture of Utah is 0:12:09.080 --> 0:12:14.000 so far removed from what the majority of Americans experience, 0:12:14.760 --> 0:12:16.679 So I can see why it's like people are like 0:12:16.760 --> 0:12:19.440 what are they doing? Why do they do any of this? 0:12:20.000 --> 0:12:23.280 So it's not just like goat like the Stanley Cups 0:12:23.480 --> 0:12:27.760 like came from the like those reality shows like that, 0:12:27.760 --> 0:12:30.400 that whole trend like came from that. So people aren't 0:12:30.440 --> 0:12:33.080 just like pointing and laughing. People are like, it's like 0:12:33.240 --> 0:12:36.400 aspirational for people to like look at these people's lives. 0:12:36.840 --> 0:12:40.960 And I think dirty Sprite also came from there at all? 0:12:41.080 --> 0:12:45.040 All the dirty so dirty soa probably not the probably 0:12:45.080 --> 0:12:47.800 not the one that's dirty, the only one I didn't 0:12:47.840 --> 0:12:54.240 come from. Did they get the idea from future if 0:12:54.280 --> 0:12:57.800 instead of like having the promothecy like the cough syrup 0:12:57.880 --> 0:13:01.720 in there, we put a flavor cocon oaconut mill syrup. 0:13:02.559 --> 0:13:05.080 I mean, there is like a world where they're just 0:13:05.200 --> 0:13:08.280 like we can safely co opt these trends and you know, 0:13:08.360 --> 0:13:11.400 until it gets outside of Salt Lake City basically because 0:13:11.520 --> 0:13:13.680 like you know, people aren't supposed to know about this 0:13:13.760 --> 0:13:15.920 other ship where where we could be our own culture 0:13:15.960 --> 0:13:18.679 and take you know a few borrow some words whatever, 0:13:18.720 --> 0:13:19.240 who care. 0:13:19.320 --> 0:13:23.640 Right, just kind of integrate them in. So yeah, but 0:13:23.760 --> 0:13:27.480 I think Mormon's for I mean, at least since blogging began, weirdly, 0:13:27.880 --> 0:13:31.280 Mormon women have been very influential on culture. Yeah, it's 0:13:31.400 --> 0:13:36.880 bizarre because yeah, it's like it's so aspirational because their lives, 0:13:36.960 --> 0:13:41.240 at least in photos or good recipes look wonder Yeah. 0:13:41.320 --> 0:13:46.280 Yeah, right, the castle role culture, right exactly. Is there 0:13:46.600 --> 0:13:50.280 anything that so you grew up in Salt Lake City? Yes, yeah, 0:13:50.559 --> 0:13:52.320 is there anything that stands out to you that like 0:13:52.440 --> 0:13:55.200 you thought was normal and then you like got outside 0:13:55.200 --> 0:13:57.600 of Salt Lake City and you're like, oh, that's that's 0:13:57.840 --> 0:14:00.679 very particular to where where I grew up. 0:14:00.760 --> 0:14:03.199 I was thinking about this recently. I was thinking about, 0:14:03.559 --> 0:14:06.480 like all of the teachers through my public education would 0:14:06.520 --> 0:14:09.439 in the morning would be drinking diet coke. And it 0:14:09.440 --> 0:14:12.920 occurred to me recently like people in other states or 0:14:13.000 --> 0:14:16.319 other cities probably their teachers, like they probably smelled coffee 0:14:16.320 --> 0:14:17.720 in the school or whatever. 0:14:17.440 --> 0:14:19.920 Because oh yeah, all my teachers smelled like coffee all 0:14:19.960 --> 0:14:20.840 the time. 0:14:20.960 --> 0:14:23.480 Right, And that just was I mean that maybe one 0:14:23.520 --> 0:14:26.960 in fifty teachers might have had coffee, but I can't 0:14:26.960 --> 0:14:29.040 remember any of them. So you would see a can 0:14:29.040 --> 0:14:31.720 of diet coke at seven thirty in the morning. 0:14:31.800 --> 0:14:33.240 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:14:33.240 --> 0:14:35.800 I used to My first job out of college after 0:14:35.840 --> 0:14:40.320 being a pool boy was at ABC News and I 0:14:40.360 --> 0:14:42.960 worked on the same floor as Diane Sawyer and she 0:14:43.320 --> 0:14:45.760 would house diet coke like she you know, she was 0:14:45.840 --> 0:14:48.080 up for Good Morning America, like four in the morning. 0:14:48.440 --> 0:14:52.240 She would go through like a six pack by the time, 0:14:52.360 --> 0:14:55.800 like I was walking into the office. It was fucking crazy. 0:14:56.360 --> 0:14:58.800 So she was just peeing all the time. It just 0:14:58.960 --> 0:15:01.840 was so irredition that seemed terrible. Doesn't that seem like 0:15:01.840 --> 0:15:05.120 a terrible way to get your caffeine? Bridger, what's something 0:15:05.160 --> 0:15:06.160 you think is underrated? 0:15:07.680 --> 0:15:11.360 Do you know what I was thinking about was buying rocks. 0:15:12.040 --> 0:15:13.800 I don't know if you've ever had to buy rocks, 0:15:13.840 --> 0:15:15.960 but recently I had to buy some rocks and the 0:15:16.000 --> 0:15:20.600 experience was incredible. It was so every element of it 0:15:20.680 --> 0:15:23.280 was so not what I expected. I had to go 0:15:23.320 --> 0:15:27.880 to like a landscape supply center, and it felt so 0:15:27.960 --> 0:15:30.400 far removed from La. The two people just knew about 0:15:30.480 --> 0:15:33.920 landscape like they knew about rocks and dirt they didn't. 0:15:34.280 --> 0:15:37.400 And then I bought a pound of seventy five pounds 0:15:37.440 --> 0:15:41.720 of rocks. It costs twenty dollars. Wow, I mean I 0:15:42.760 --> 0:15:44.960 would have assumed that's like one hundred and fifty dollars. 0:15:46.200 --> 0:15:49.120 Seventy five pounds of anything for twenty dollars is an 0:15:49.160 --> 0:15:51.440 amazing deal. So it just felt great to be like 0:15:51.480 --> 0:15:54.280 walking away with this thing I could barely carry, and 0:15:54.800 --> 0:15:57.040 I had spent twenty dollars on it, and they knew, 0:15:57.200 --> 0:15:58.920 you know, they knew about every type of rocks. 0:15:58.920 --> 0:16:01.040 It was just very a rock though, What are we 0:16:01.040 --> 0:16:01.520 talking about? 0:16:02.280 --> 0:16:04.360 These were well, of course I got the absolute just 0:16:04.440 --> 0:16:08.400 cheapest rocks, but I had to buy some. I was 0:16:08.440 --> 0:16:11.800 looking for white rocks because our dog has been eating 0:16:11.840 --> 0:16:13.440 all of the dirt in our house plants, so I 0:16:13.520 --> 0:16:16.720 was like covered with rocks. But they didn't have entirely. 0:16:16.920 --> 0:16:19.520 So they're kind of like a beige, sandy colored rock 0:16:19.960 --> 0:16:22.760 that are each about the size of a large potato. Okay, 0:16:22.880 --> 0:16:25.120 right right, because I couldn't. We didn't want rocks that 0:16:25.160 --> 0:16:28.720 she could swallow, yeah yeah, yeah, or even take up 0:16:28.720 --> 0:16:32.880 in her mouth. So as plain ass rocks do would 0:16:32.880 --> 0:16:33.120 you ever? 0:16:33.280 --> 0:16:36.320 Like? Now, walk around and it's like that's like the 0:16:36.400 --> 0:16:40.920 border right there. There's pretty money sitting around here. 0:16:42.920 --> 0:16:47.040 I finally found my way out of the show business. No, 0:16:47.560 --> 0:16:52.240 I really I would recommend buying rocks. It's very nice. 0:16:53.080 --> 0:16:56.720 You find a nice local landscape store and go buy 0:16:56.800 --> 0:16:57.720 yourself some rocks. 0:16:57.960 --> 0:16:58.120 There. 0:16:58.240 --> 0:17:01.880 Yeah, seventy five dollars seventy five pounds for twenty five bucks. 0:17:01.880 --> 0:17:02.800 Can you imagine? 0:17:03.000 --> 0:17:03.520 I can't? 0:17:03.880 --> 0:17:06.480 That means wrong to me, I know, I felt. I 0:17:06.520 --> 0:17:08.680 was like, well, this doesn't add up in any way. 0:17:08.720 --> 0:17:10.600 They could have charged me whatever they wanted. 0:17:10.800 --> 0:17:13.639 Right, I feel like that at that point, you're almost 0:17:13.640 --> 0:17:15.600 like paying people to just like take them out of 0:17:15.640 --> 0:17:19.840 there so heavy. Could you like just get this out 0:17:19.880 --> 0:17:21.800 of here. We'll give you a half off, just like 0:17:21.920 --> 0:17:26.040 please get these wrongs out of our rock store, or 0:17:26.080 --> 0:17:27.200 like a gym situation. 0:17:27.720 --> 0:17:30.440 Yeah, did I ever tell you guys about. 0:17:30.280 --> 0:17:32.240 My when I lived in Brooklyn, like many many, many 0:17:32.280 --> 0:17:34.679 years ago, my idea for a gym, which is just 0:17:34.680 --> 0:17:38.400 a warehouse with a huge, huge, like forty foot tall 0:17:38.440 --> 0:17:40.600 pile of sand in the middle of it, and for 0:17:40.600 --> 0:17:44.040 fifty dollars a month, you could climb the pile and 0:17:44.160 --> 0:17:46.399 for fifty dollars, or for fifty dollars a month you 0:17:46.440 --> 0:17:48.520 could punch the pile and for seventy five you could 0:17:48.520 --> 0:17:49.240 climb or punch it. 0:17:49.320 --> 0:17:51.000 And that's the only rule of the gym. 0:17:51.119 --> 0:17:53.240 Was there any what about like moving the sand into 0:17:53.320 --> 0:17:54.879 a different hill of sand. 0:17:55.280 --> 0:17:58.960 Oh, you're talking about a different level as member there, 0:17:59.080 --> 0:18:02.320 that's really yeah, you want to go to the help 0:18:02.359 --> 0:18:03.439 build the second pile. 0:18:03.680 --> 0:18:06.199 Now you're talking about membership. 0:18:06.680 --> 0:18:09.879 I just wanted to build a gym that was an 0:18:10.200 --> 0:18:13.440 enormous pile of sand in a Brooklyn warehouse, which. 0:18:13.240 --> 0:18:14.520 I guess doesn't really exist here. 0:18:14.800 --> 0:18:17.359 The most difficult thing to attain about that now would 0:18:17.359 --> 0:18:18.960 be the Brooklyn warehouse that you. 0:18:20.480 --> 0:18:23.120 That's right, you got to you gotta move elsewhere, man, 0:18:23.320 --> 0:18:24.280 Harlem warehouse. 0:18:24.920 --> 0:18:27.320 Yeah, what uh? What's something? 0:18:27.440 --> 0:18:27.680 Bridge? 0:18:27.760 --> 0:18:29.120 Do you think is overrated? 0:18:30.119 --> 0:18:34.479 Paper towels? Mm hmmm, huge waste of time and money. 0:18:34.600 --> 0:18:37.439 I my boyfriend insists on buying paper towels, and I 0:18:37.480 --> 0:18:40.920 refuse to use them. I use napkins I've collected from 0:18:40.960 --> 0:18:45.960 takeout or microfiber cloths, ought a bunch of those. Why 0:18:46.000 --> 0:18:50.040 anyone buys a paper towel makes no sense to me whatsoever. 0:18:50.840 --> 0:18:54.520 Again, napkins, they're just fucking given away for free here exactly. 0:18:54.560 --> 0:18:56.000 They're kind of the rocks of food. 0:18:56.200 --> 0:19:02.960 You've got a nose for deals. We have so many 0:19:03.240 --> 0:19:06.119 free napkins, and like, we have drawers just stuffed with 0:19:06.200 --> 0:19:07.480 free napkins and free. 0:19:07.440 --> 0:19:09.679 I love hearing, yeah, because I have a I have 0:19:09.760 --> 0:19:13.320 a drawer that's just chaos. You open it. Unfortunately, I 0:19:13.359 --> 0:19:15.240 had to open it in front of company recently, and 0:19:15.280 --> 0:19:17.840 I was like, oh, this is this is actually. 0:19:18.880 --> 0:19:21.359 Like people over for Thanksgiving and like we're putting out 0:19:21.400 --> 0:19:24.440 the dessert more like here's a Domino's napkin from four 0:19:24.520 --> 0:19:25.000 years ago. 0:19:26.119 --> 0:19:30.600 Chipotle napkins just pouring out Jersey mikes. No, that is 0:19:30.680 --> 0:19:32.240 the best, but so much. 0:19:33.520 --> 0:19:36.040 I've done the dumber thing and I basically just used 0:19:36.040 --> 0:19:37.960 paper towels as napkins, which is. 0:19:38.200 --> 0:19:43.919 So much worse. England over there, Yeah, exactly, well I do, 0:19:44.119 --> 0:19:46.280 I do. I do get the my costco so they 0:19:46.280 --> 0:19:47.159 are a little cheaper. 0:19:48.880 --> 0:19:51.000 You get a bad roll of paper towels that like 0:19:51.040 --> 0:19:53.840 doesn't care right, and like the things are just like 0:19:53.960 --> 0:19:54.639 coming apart. 0:19:55.280 --> 0:20:01.640 Oh yeah, paper towels and plastic wrap. If I when 0:20:01.680 --> 0:20:03.480 I buy those, I buy the cheapest version, and then 0:20:03.520 --> 0:20:06.040 it's just even harder. It makes my life so much harder. 0:20:06.240 --> 0:20:08.440 Yeah, and you tell yourself you hate them, but then 0:20:08.520 --> 0:20:10.600 if you spend too much, then you become addicted. 0:20:10.800 --> 0:20:13.560 Listen, there's two powers pretty bad there. You got to 0:20:13.600 --> 0:20:17.160 be in the middle ground, the Golden Bounty. 0:20:17.640 --> 0:20:19.879 You know, when you like get that bounty, you're like, 0:20:19.920 --> 0:20:23.280 oh god, there's things like a non Newtonian souff like 0:20:23.359 --> 0:20:27.240 just things shouldn't exist in nature where's the other ones? 0:20:27.359 --> 0:20:30.560 Just yeah, like it's got the serrated lines, but then 0:20:30.640 --> 0:20:32.360 like you tear it and it just like won't tear 0:20:32.440 --> 0:20:37.479 along those lines. The role, Yeah, yeah, it's just a 0:20:37.520 --> 0:20:43.680 lot of like triangular ripped oh yeah, squares paper towel 0:20:43.680 --> 0:20:44.720 without a clean rip. 0:20:44.840 --> 0:20:46.359 It's just not a good sight. 0:20:47.119 --> 0:20:49.520