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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast?

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Speaker 2: Fine Elsie morning show.

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Speaker 1: I'm can you hear us? Why are you in such

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Speaker 1: a fucking foul mood?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: There comes this but cracked Jesus, that's your new name.

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Speaker 1: But crack Jesus.

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Speaker 3: I saw two cracks to day. I saw his buck cracked.

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Speaker 1: Do why is everyone fleshing? Here we go? Ready, it's

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Speaker 1: a fifteen minute morning show podcast and we got a

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Speaker 1: full house today. There's Scottie b in the Serial Killers

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Speaker 1: podcast room I forgot the name of it. And there's Gandhi,

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Speaker 1: and there's Scary there they are, and there's got It

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Speaker 1: and of course we have Danielle Hello and straight Nate.

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Speaker 1: With all the puppies that came in today, it seems

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Speaker 1: like you'd be a little more itchy. How you're doing? Okay?

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Speaker 1: I see, I don't care about itchy. I don't care

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Speaker 1: about I don't care about exactly grumpy. What I do

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Speaker 1: care about is not breathing. Yeah, that's the that's the thing.

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Speaker 1: Are you wheezing a little bit? Yeah? So North To

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Speaker 1: Animally just came in with their puppies that wrote for adoption,

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Speaker 1: and I fell in love with one hard.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: This this puppy hit different? Yeah did anyway? Why why

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Speaker 1: is everyone flashing their butt cracks at you today? Gandhi?

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Speaker 3: I am not into it. First of all, I don't

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Speaker 3: know what Scotty was just doing in there. He was

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Speaker 3: bending over. I saw some red underwear and a crack

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Speaker 3: that probably.

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Speaker 2: Wasn't wear my cock underwear today. You was roosters on.

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Speaker 3: It, Okay, whatever, whatever it was, I just saw red

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Speaker 3: and butt crack. Then Scary was bending over to do

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Speaker 3: something when we were all playing with the puppies, and

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Speaker 3: I saw a lot of butt crack there too. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: yours like I got cracked?

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Speaker 1: You had you do?

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Speaker 3: Yea?

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry you.

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Speaker 1: Crack is wat. My crack is wack.

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Speaker 3: We're also convinced that Scotty's crack is a very very

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Speaker 3: high crack because you see it all the time, even

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Speaker 3: when he's not like bent all the way over. It's

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Speaker 3: just like real high you do do low rider paint.

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Speaker 3: I mean, your your pants are quite low.

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Speaker 2: Because all my shorts are thirty six is and I'm

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Speaker 2: much smaller than that now. But I don't feel like replacing.

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Speaker 1: Them, so you're just cheap and won't buy pants.

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Speaker 2: I just go with the belt and whatever it works,

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Speaker 2: it works.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't work, Okay, So that we got that out

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Speaker 1: of the way. Puppy allergies and ass cracks. What else

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Speaker 1: do we want to talk about?

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Speaker 2: I can I bring something up that's by bothering me?

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Speaker 2: What if we said no, what's a It's another annoyance

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Speaker 2: of mine when people put things in containers or bottles

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Speaker 2: that don't belong in those containers or bottles. Like there's

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Speaker 2: soap in the bathroom here. It says soft soap, vanilla bean,

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Speaker 2: and it's green. They just keep refilling the same bottle

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Speaker 2: with different soap. Like there was one time I was

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Speaker 2: in Mexico and there was a Coca Cola bottle with

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Speaker 2: a hole in the cap and it was full of ketchup.

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Speaker 2: Like I can't use bottles that are designated for things

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Speaker 2: that are supposed to be in them, Just like the.

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Speaker 1: Gatorade bottle on the side of the highway. I guess what,

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Speaker 1: that's not gatorade. That's not let me in line.

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Speaker 2: I just I don't. I don't like using things from containers,

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Speaker 2: for bottles that were not originally designed for what came in.

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Speaker 4: You know they have that at bathroom body works now

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Speaker 4: where you can now buy the refill of your favorite

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Speaker 4: whatever it is, so you can buy the glass bottle

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Speaker 4: and then or you can just have your container and

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Speaker 4: refill it with any of the of the fragrances, so

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Speaker 4: you'll never know. It's like pot luck. What's in there?

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Speaker 4: If you if you're at somebody's house and they're refilling.

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Speaker 3: No, I think you should look at it as a

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Speaker 3: good thing for the environment because people are reusing. No,

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Speaker 3: they are. No, you just want to throw everything away.

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Speaker 2: No, you can recycle stuff. I'm okay, listen, I refilled

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Speaker 2: the soft soap in my house, but I put the

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Speaker 2: correct one in that bottle in that dispenser, so you

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Speaker 2: don't wash your.

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Speaker 3: Hands here because you don't like that it's in the

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Speaker 3: wrong container.

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Speaker 2: I use the I use the spurty stuff in the sink.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what's in there, but at least I

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Speaker 2: can't see the container.

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Speaker 3: What really?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh, I have this refillable container that I got

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Speaker 1: like your bed bath and beyond whatever, uh in our

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Speaker 1: guest bathroom sink, and I keep forgetting. When you pump it,

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Speaker 1: it shoots across the Yeah. I mean it's like me

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Speaker 1: in high school. If you know what I'm saying that

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Speaker 1: happened over.

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Speaker 2: The weekend at my parents' house. I beg your no,

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Speaker 2: well kind of. I guess my dad did the thing

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Speaker 2: where he puts water in the soap when it's running low.

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Speaker 2: So I pressed it regular and it's sprayed all over

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Speaker 2: my pants. Also, it's some of the soap dries, and

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Speaker 2: then you hit that pump, the rest of it might

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Speaker 2: squirt out the side or go in another direction and

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Speaker 2: really go far.

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Speaker 1: Yep. I got that from the hand sanitizer about ten

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Speaker 1: minutes ago. Same a difference.

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Speaker 4: It's not that hard if you run this company, angle

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Speaker 4: it down a little bit, because there's some that just

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Speaker 4: are straight.

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Speaker 1: So when you go to pump it, it's like Peter North.

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Speaker 2: That's why if people get that reference.

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Speaker 1: That's old has been porn star reference. Yeah, okay, let

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Speaker 1: it go, let it go, let it go, thank you,

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness.

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Speaker 3: Let it go. And then he took it one step.

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Speaker 1: Now, let it go. What's wrong with you dogs? What

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Speaker 1: have you done with the sweet nite we used to know?

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Speaker 3: I thank you. I think some of the stroke cid

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Speaker 3: emacs are like amping up within the last six months.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't blame this on your stroked between the dogs.

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Speaker 1: In this joke, you can't breathe. Get yourself. I'm getting

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Speaker 1: the beep in my ear on my arm. I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: my arm man. No, no, it's like shrieking in my ear.

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Speaker 1: Or that could be your bad choice of conversations. Are

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Speaker 1: we done? I think it has been five minutes?

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Speaker 2: Has been it's been five forty five minutes.

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Speaker 1: That's our limit. On the Summer Summer Podcast, The Fifteen

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Speaker 1: Minute Morning Show