Speaker 1: The second data day. They say, if you go out
Speaker 1: looking for love, okay, you're never gonna find.
Speaker 2: It, That's what they say.
Speaker 1: But at the same time, you can't just wait around
Speaker 1: for love to come knocking on your front door. It's
Speaker 1: also important note, can you, because that's exactly what happened
Speaker 1: to one of our listeners, Alisha. She was at home
Speaker 1: when love came and knocked it.
Speaker 2: Wait can you order that on Amazon now?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: She wants our help to knock back Alicia, Welcome to
Speaker 1: the show. A lot of knocking going on?
Speaker 2: Are we talking about the end of the day.
Speaker 1: I don't know a Lisha. How you doing?
Speaker 4: Hi, guys, I'm good. How are you good?
Speaker 2: I'm curious who came to your door?
Speaker 4: So his name is Robert? Okay, yeah, we met my
Speaker 4: apartment building because he literally came and knocking at my door.
Speaker 2: Wait, he just like randomly showed up to your door
Speaker 2: at your apartment building.
Speaker 4: Oh, I mean, like I guess yes. And now so
Speaker 4: it was afterwards, so I just kind of like home,
Speaker 4: like relaxing. And he's a maintenance worker.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Oh, so he's hot and he's handy.
Speaker 1: Was ready to just go like door to door knocking
Speaker 1: if there was any takers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he was just like going around her to scope
Speaker 4: for tail.
Speaker 1: Okay, he actually had a job to do.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: He was a really scared looking maintenance worker. You know,
Speaker 4: he had like the jumpsuit on, he had his tool belt.
Speaker 4: I mean, you know, that's a really manly man type
Speaker 4: blue collar worker.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Pipes, was.
Speaker 2: That a good moment when you open your door or
Speaker 2: a freak out moment? Because when I get home from work,
Speaker 2: I am not looking my hottest right, And he opened
Speaker 2: the door with like a bag of in your hands.
Speaker 1: And sometimes not even just when you're home either. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he literally has a blanket thrown over right now, that's true.
Speaker 1: So what was your state? Alicia?
Speaker 4: Sat? But like I still had like my makeup on
Speaker 4: from work, So I was, okay, a.
Speaker 2: Company, which is the best way to be. It's the
Speaker 2: best way to be.
Speaker 4: Okay, Like, obviously I opened the door. Uh, I was
Speaker 4: shocked to see him, but you know, as I inquired,
Speaker 4: I was like, hey, you know, what are you doing here?
Speaker 4: He was basically hired by the building to go to
Speaker 4: all the apartments just to kind of check the appliances
Speaker 4: to make sure everything's working correctly. Everything's wired correctly, so.
Speaker 2: You're just hoping something's broken so he has to come back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, or just like stay longer, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think my bed's broken. You should hop in there.
Speaker 1: I'm curious, though, how do you flirt with a guy
Speaker 1: that's doing maintenance work in your building? You've never seen
Speaker 1: an adult video? How does she got it?
Speaker 4: And like I was just kind of making small talk
Speaker 4: with him, you know, like how long have you been
Speaker 4: doing this?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 4: Does he enjoy it?
Speaker 1: It's nice because I bet they get left alone a lot.
Speaker 2: Like if that's what you consider flirting, then my husband
Speaker 2: has flirted with everything or has ever come into our home.
Speaker 4: But then when he was like he says he works
Speaker 4: crazy hours just because he's like he's on call so
Speaker 4: like something frank, you know, they could call him at
Speaker 4: like two o'clock in the morning to be like hey,
Speaker 4: like a pipers. So when he was telling me about
Speaker 4: his crazy hours, I was just like I tried to
Speaker 4: sneak in like as suddenly as I could. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 4: what does your girlfriend think of these like crazy hours?
Speaker 4: Like smart?
Speaker 1: And that actually that also shows him like you're kind
Speaker 1: of interested.
Speaker 2: What did he say?
Speaker 4: He told me he didn't have one, okay, So then
Speaker 4: I was like, you know what, you know, you have
Speaker 4: other places to go, like other apartments, But how about
Speaker 4: after you're done, why don't you like stop by back
Speaker 4: here for a drink?
Speaker 3: Was so good?
Speaker 1: He's like, sorry, I can never drink, but thank you.
Speaker 1: What did he say?
Speaker 4: He was like, sure, you know, and I put my
Speaker 4: number in his phone at move.
Speaker 1: I was like, were you getting a vibe back from
Speaker 1: him this entire time? But if he took your number,
Speaker 1: then that's a pretty good sign.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I felt like there was a good vibe
Speaker 4: because like sometimes when you talk to their native worker,
Speaker 4: they just don't seem to be They just don't want
Speaker 4: to be bothered.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know they want to focus on their work.
Speaker 2: Well, it could have easily, I mean, he had such
Speaker 2: an easy out. He could have easily just said, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to do that.
Speaker 4: You know that.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So did he come back?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: And it was fird because like we really had a
Speaker 4: good vibe and like he was like asking me questions too.
Speaker 2: That sucks. Did he text you or anything?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: I mean I was just sucked like in like a week,
Speaker 4: and I just thought I don't know. I'm not look
Speaker 4: I'm not looking to get married. I'm not looking to
Speaker 4: get into a full bown relationship. But he was cute.
Speaker 4: I would love to have a drink with him and
Speaker 4: get to know him more because I just felt like
Speaker 4: he had a good conversation. I'd like to continue it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so we're gonna play a song, we'll come back.
Speaker 1: We'll call the sexy maintenance man. What was his name?
Speaker 4: Robert?
Speaker 1: Robert, second sexy maintenance man, Robert. Well, see what he
Speaker 1: has to say. Hopefully get you a second date right
Speaker 1: after that. Oh, hello, are you a maintenance worker? Because
Speaker 1: you can drain my septic tank?
Speaker 2: Nod. Alicia like steamy in a bad way.
Speaker 1: Alicia, who's on the phone for a second date, didn't
Speaker 1: use that exact pickup line, but she did get flirty
Speaker 1: with an attractive maintenance guy who showed up randomly to
Speaker 1: her apartment unit to do some inspections.
Speaker 2: It is going to take me a minute to overcome
Speaker 2: what you just did, Jeff. I don't know if I'm
Speaker 2: going to hear you.
Speaker 1: For the next minute because it's so hot.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 1: Before he left, she even asked him if he wanted
Speaker 1: to grab a drink and he said, yeah, she put
Speaker 1: her number into his phone, but she hasn't gotten any
Speaker 1: responses from him since that day. And now, Alicia, you
Speaker 1: can borrow the septic tank line is once we get
Speaker 1: him on, I promise I won't be mad at you.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, don't take that.
Speaker 1: It's a smart decision.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying I never asked you after because you
Speaker 2: said come back to my place and have a drink,
Speaker 2: and then he never showed up. What did you text
Speaker 2: him when he wasn't there?
Speaker 4: I mean I literally just said, like, hey, great meeting
Speaker 4: you like look forward to stop you by for a drinks,
Speaker 4: like a little smiley face, Like you.
Speaker 2: Do you think that he's not reading it right? Like
Speaker 2: maybe honestly, like he's at work, he's not thinking outside
Speaker 2: of the box, Like maybe he didn't realize that you
Speaker 2: were like into him.
Speaker 1: He's exhausted after his ship. He's like totally back and
Speaker 1: check for more stuff.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think it was like fairly obvious that I was flurrying.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to like probably take a wrench to
Speaker 1: your thermostat and then take a photo you like, how
Speaker 1: did this happen? I guess you got to come back.
Speaker 1: But no, let's give him a call and we'll see
Speaker 1: if he answers and see if you'll explain himself.
Speaker 3: You ready, I'm ready?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Here we gons number.
Speaker 4: Hello.
Speaker 1: Hey is this Robert? Yeah?
Speaker 3: This is Robert. Who's this?
Speaker 1: And my name is jeff I work on a morning
Speaker 1: radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: Okay, can I help you?
Speaker 1: Well, we actually kind of want to help you with
Speaker 1: your dating life?
Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1: I was probably the smoothest line ofman deliver all year,
Speaker 1: so I'm hard to retire. But no, we're trying to
Speaker 1: reconnect you with somebody that you met recently. Her name's Alicia.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, like ringing a bell for you.
Speaker 1: You went over to her apartment and had to do
Speaker 1: something inpecs in her unit.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, and where are we going with this?
Speaker 1: Well, she told us about your guys' interaction and had
Speaker 1: a lot of nice things to say about you, and
Speaker 1: she was hoping to see you again.
Speaker 2: She actually thought you were coming back that same night
Speaker 2: to have a drink at her place, and then you
Speaker 2: never showed.
Speaker 1: Oh, what's going on?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: Is there a reason that you're kind of avoiding her.
Speaker 1: That's I mean, that's what she feels like is happening.
Speaker 3: Well, she's attractive, you know, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's good.
Speaker 3: It's complicated. I just don't want to cause any trouble.
Speaker 3: Are you married like a thing? No, No, it's not
Speaker 3: that it's gonna she's gonna hate me. I'd rather just
Speaker 3: talk to her about this. If this is going to
Speaker 3: be like a thing, it's like kind of like a
Speaker 3: private Okay.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean she actually came to us and gave
Speaker 1: us full rain to talk about whatever it is. She
Speaker 1: understands that something embarrassing could come out through this segment.
Speaker 1: So even if it's gonna be a little bit weird,
Speaker 1: she's willing to hear it.
Speaker 2: I mean, it sounds like it's something with her.
Speaker 3: Wait wait, wait, did you just say she's on the phone.
Speaker 3: Now she's on the phone.
Speaker 1: Well no, I didn't say that, not specifically, but it's
Speaker 1: funny that you thought that, because actually she is here
Speaker 1: on the other line.
Speaker 3: Job bro.
Speaker 2: So we'll just be quiet and you guys can have
Speaker 2: that private conversation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Alicia, do you want to want to jump in here?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I mean, I don't know what could be so
Speaker 4: bad that you can't tell me like I would just
Speaker 4: rather you be like upfront and honest with me, Like
Speaker 4: I just thought we had like a chill vibe and
Speaker 4: if you.
Speaker 3: Didn't want to get right right, well, you know, I'm just
Speaker 3: trying to get through my day to day and the
Speaker 3: phone rings and it's the radio, and I'm feeling a
Speaker 3: lot of pressure right now. I feel like I'm being
Speaker 3: pushed in a box here.
Speaker 2: And that wasn't it at all, Robert, Like, honestly, she
Speaker 2: just liked you.
Speaker 1: You said yourself, you thought that she was attractive before
Speaker 1: you realized she was there.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, she's definitely attractive and she's a very nice girl.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, listen, I'm never going to see you again,
Speaker 3: so I guess I'll just be upfront and honest with you.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's fine. Let him speak is truth. He's being honest.
Speaker 3: So even though I do maintenance for apartment buildings, I
Speaker 3: don't do maintenance for your apartment building.
Speaker 1: What a little? What does that mean?
Speaker 3: So your ex boyfriend found me on task Rabbit and
Speaker 3: he hired me to go into your place and get
Speaker 3: his watch back shut?
Speaker 2: What like, doesn't your apartment have to give you twenty
Speaker 2: four hours notice to have someone come in, Like, why
Speaker 2: didn't you? Was it going to be a maintenance?
Speaker 4: For kidding me?
Speaker 3: Oh, like I said, I'm not trying to get anybody
Speaker 3: in trouble here. No, he told me it was an
Speaker 3: expensive watch. Apparently it's sentimental. He was going to give
Speaker 3: me three hundred dollars to find it. Oh, I didn't
Speaker 3: even find it. I mean, like her and I were
Speaker 3: talking the whole time. She was right there the whole time.
Speaker 1: Wait, what did you just say? What did you just say?
Speaker 4: I don't have it?
Speaker 1: What do you mean you don't have it? Where is it?
Speaker 4: He took it back? So I don't understand, Like what
Speaker 4: was he just trying to spy on me? Otherwise? Like what,
Speaker 4: I have nothing from that relationship they were.
Speaker 3: This is the reason right here why I don't want
Speaker 3: to get into any of this. I don't have a
Speaker 3: dog in this race. I don't really care who has
Speaker 3: the watch.
Speaker 1: I don't Did he ask to get his dog back too?
Speaker 1: I want to go.
Speaker 3: Listen, man, I just wanted to get I got hired
Speaker 3: for a job. I tried to do my job. I mean,
Speaker 3: he paid me to go over there anyway. All he
Speaker 3: wanted was the watch. He wasn't asking me if there
Speaker 3: was any guys over, he didn't ask me to go
Speaker 3: through her phone. He literally just asked me about the watch.
Speaker 1: Wow, is less creepy than a sound?
Speaker 4: No, it is creepy. Like, I just feel very violated
Speaker 4: by both of them.
Speaker 2: I can see that.
Speaker 4: The fact that he would do this, the fact that
Speaker 4: Robert would take a job inter somebody's apartment under both pretenses, good.
Speaker 3: Point, if it makes you feel any better, Like I
Speaker 3: really am a maintenance man. I really did check all
Speaker 3: your appliances.
Speaker 1: That's really nice.
Speaker 4: I got the bar to know now and then to
Speaker 4: keep it up into the air like what if?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 4: I mean, I guess, thank you guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but don't you want to, like tell him off
Speaker 1: to his face when we send you on a date
Speaker 1: and we would pay for it, you're still going to
Speaker 1: ask her out or a drink in his face, whatever
Speaker 1: you guys want to do while you're together. To you,
Speaker 1: but we would pay for that experience.
Speaker 2: I don't think she wants to say no. I don't
Speaker 2: think you want to see either of them again.
Speaker 1: I mean, Robert, is that something that you'd be interested in.
Speaker 4: Like I said, Man, I just.
Speaker 3: Got hired to do a job. I'm not trying to
Speaker 3: get involved. I kind of need to exactly.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about a different kind of job that you
Speaker 1: could be getting yourself into your gift cards.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he is alone you to do.
Speaker 1: I mean, Robert, are you at least open for her
Speaker 1: to hire you to do something else? Maybe she can
Speaker 1: hire you to go into the boyfriend's place.
Speaker 2: This get tap and get what would I need?
Speaker 1: Take his pants? But can't anymore?
Speaker 2: I think just leave the X load. He sounds crazy.
Speaker 3: You guys are really dumb right now. I can't even believe.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, you're not wrong.
Speaker 4: Okay, really dumb. There's nobody dumber in this situation than
Speaker 4: you right now, Robert.
Speaker 3: For your information, I gave him the money back. I
Speaker 3: felt really horrible that I even did it.
Speaker 1: Oh, oh my god, are you sure you don't want
Speaker 1: to go out with you?
Speaker 2: I mean, maybe my standards are too low.
Speaker 4: I mean, he could say anything like there's no proof
Speaker 4: that he gave them money back. Come on, guys, that's.
Speaker 2: A good point. See, I believe this. This is why
Speaker 2: we were offended when he called us dumb.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, uh, I mean I should say sorry,
Speaker 1: but it sounds like Alicia doesn't even want to date.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean she got the information she needed, Yeah,
Speaker 2: for sure.
Speaker 1: And if any of us have something that we want
Speaker 1: to it recovered, we know exactly who to call. We
Speaker 1: have your number, now, Robert, can you recover my actual
Speaker 1: ex girlfriend?
Speaker 2: See, I just have a broken smoke detector. I thought
Speaker 2: he might want to come check.
Speaker 3: Oh, Robert, I am not available for anything that you
Speaker 3: idiots need.
Speaker 4: He just becomes more charming and charming as he continues, all.
Speaker 3: Right, I'll see you tomorrow, Robert broken Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Well I just got off the phone with Robert.
Speaker 2: Oh my go of course you did.
Speaker 1: And tomorrow looks like somebody's getting his septic tank drains.
Speaker 1: Then I'm sending him over to Brooks House to get
Speaker 1: my confidence back. She stole it.
Speaker 2: I honestly feel bad. I think that I didn't go
Speaker 2: hard enough on Robert. I kind of liked him at
Speaker 2: the end, I know, and I don't think we should have.
Speaker 2: What he did was so wrong and and like her
Speaker 2: ex boyfriend is so crazy.
Speaker 1: But he didn't know any of them. He didn't know
Speaker 1: what he was doing, and like the saving. He braced
Speaker 1: the problem. He didn't plan it, he just went along
Speaker 1: with it, and at the end of the day didn't
Speaker 1: end up stealing anything and actually checked and fixed a
Speaker 1: bunch of her appliances.
Speaker 2: That's what he says.
Speaker 4: I mean.
Speaker 2: The thing is, the guy responded to someone asking him
Speaker 2: to go into an ex girlfriend's house and retrieve a
Speaker 2: wa Okay, here's the deal.
Speaker 1: I think people would do a lot of weird stuff
Speaker 1: for three hundred bucks.
Speaker 2: That's a lot of money.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I'd probably do the same. I'm torn.
Speaker 2: I'm torn. I don't know if I reacted correctly.
Speaker 1: Who knows if the ex boyfriend just laid it out
Speaker 1: that simply what if he was like this woman was
Speaker 1: horrible to me for years and years and she did
Speaker 1: terrible things. We don't know it on either side. But
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, no second date, which
Speaker 1: is good. I think it's good.
Speaker 2: Amazing the things you can hire people for these days.
Speaker 2: You could just outsource everything.
Speaker 1: Accidentally the best task Rabbit commercial. But also, if you
Speaker 1: ever want to get a second date, update, email the show.
Speaker 1: We'll call the person who wasn't calling you back.
Speaker 2: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning up