Speaker 1: I'm real people, real celebrity joined the Breakfast Morning everybody
Speaker 1: is dj en vi Agela Ye showow me the guy.
Speaker 1: We all the Breakfast club got a special guests to
Speaker 1: careyoll come what up? Sorry, one of the funniest people
Speaker 1: I know. Hey, that's what everything coming from you man.
Speaker 1: You know, I just want to say to all of
Speaker 1: the girls All Star Game in New York, because I
Speaker 1: was here, Okay, All Star Game that I told I
Speaker 1: was gonna help you get that buddy pass back to Florida.
Speaker 1: They didn't mail them. They listened to the show, and
Speaker 1: you know they've been texting me. I know you're gonna
Speaker 1: be to break. I didn't get the buddy passes, so
Speaker 1: they stopped. Yeah, they stopped. There's a lot of girls
Speaker 1: still stuck here waiting on them buddy pass. It's not
Speaker 1: a fun place to be stuck in this weather. It's
Speaker 1: cold car. They call you the ghetto doctor Phil. But
Speaker 1: then some people say you hard on on these women,
Speaker 1: that I should just be quiet. No, I'm not hard.
Speaker 1: I'm not hard on the women like people think the
Speaker 1: confident women love me. It's the girls who grew up
Speaker 1: with our daddy's They have issues with me if you
Speaker 1: grew up without father or your dad to wrap you
Speaker 1: about type I'm looking at it yesterday on the wild
Speaker 1: Out is cute. You know, you got a dad in
Speaker 1: your life. That means you know the stuff that you
Speaker 1: need to know. And that's I'm sure there's plenty of
Speaker 1: great women out there with no fathers. It's a few
Speaker 1: of them. Back the differences between girls with fathers and
Speaker 1: girls with no fathers, Well, you know, when you got
Speaker 1: a dad in your life, you get to see the
Speaker 1: other side of the game. You get to see what
Speaker 1: it's like to grow up with a man as well
Speaker 1: as a woman. And this is a lot of girls
Speaker 1: who really don't get a chance to be around a
Speaker 1: man until they start dating them. And you know a
Speaker 1: lot of times when you're dating you know what we're after,
Speaker 1: they're so disappointed and then by the time they're in
Speaker 1: their thirties, they got that mad look on their face.
Speaker 1: What about guys that grow up without their dad? Though
Speaker 1: they have issues too, you know what I mean? But
Speaker 1: I don't date guys they're on their own. Ye Steve
Speaker 1: Harvey too, Yeah, Steve Harvey, what I think? What I
Speaker 1: did want a show where I didn't know I was
Speaker 1: on the air with him and I didn't speak, and
Speaker 1: he got mad and he was saying bad stuff about me,
Speaker 1: and you know, I'll go I like it one time
Speaker 1: when I was in Kentucky, the lady who's on the
Speaker 1: show with him, I didn't know I was patched into
Speaker 1: those guys. So he was mad because I didn't speak
Speaker 1: to him. He was talking speaking back. No, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: do that, not that way. He just felt as though
Speaker 1: I should have acknowledged him. But I was like, I
Speaker 1: didn't know you were on the air. I didn't know
Speaker 1: I was on the air with them in that room.
Speaker 1: So he was mad and he said something that I
Speaker 1: could have been big and just been like, oh hey man,
Speaker 1: I didn't know you were on the air. But I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, so we just went there. I'm not
Speaker 1: mad at Steve Comedian thing like he like. He feel
Speaker 1: like he the old thank you, you know what, you
Speaker 1: know what's happening, you know, and I will. I will
Speaker 1: give respect to those who deserve it. He's been around
Speaker 1: and he finds a way to stay relevant. But if
Speaker 1: you want to talk crazy, I do that. That's what
Speaker 1: I do. Yeah, Because my homeboy was one of the
Speaker 1: guys who was the friend of the barber that he
Speaker 1: used to have when he used to have that afrocake.
Speaker 1: So I was I was thinking about putting that afrocake
Speaker 1: procedure on the internet, just to show how he used
Speaker 1: to get his afrocake done. Now, yesterday we did film
Speaker 1: Wilding Out and remy Ma was there with us. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was talking about your pants to me. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: had on the snake or whatever, the wets or something.
Speaker 1: I'll take chances with my outfit. I grew up from.
Speaker 1: I'm from the projects. I saw, shopped the foot locker,
Speaker 1: got the two for twenty sweats all the time. Now
Speaker 1: wear weird those stuff. And it also helps me with
Speaker 1: the girls who grew up with our fathers. They like,
Speaker 1: that's different. I never saw that before. I mean, what
Speaker 1: do you think about people like Steve Harvey when he
Speaker 1: they write the books like I uh, act like a lady,
Speaker 1: think like a man. Well, from what I understand, he
Speaker 1: didn't write the book. He bought the book off of somebody,
Speaker 1: and um, that's cool too. But you know the thing
Speaker 1: that everybody talks about and I I gotta talk about
Speaker 1: it too, is the ninety day y thing. Don't ladies
Speaker 1: don't do that. You're playing yourself. That's how you get sick.
Speaker 1: You get sick. That's how you get sick. Because when
Speaker 1: you decide to let him do it, he's gonna do it.
Speaker 1: But I guarantee you he's going to be doing other
Speaker 1: things while he's well, he's waiting on you and getting sick.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be conferent two days later. Who wait three months?
Speaker 1: I'm sure you've gone three months without having sex before. No. Not.
Speaker 1: In these times. Poverty keeps me in business. A lot
Speaker 1: of girls are struggling and they need my assistance. I
Speaker 1: offer anywhere from forty to eighty dollars depending on your
Speaker 1: neighborhood or the value of a John's at all time low.
Speaker 1: Right now, right now, I mean, come on, I'm going
Speaker 1: to Brooklyn later. You don't like Stephen A. Smith too
Speaker 1: much either, You say, Stephen A. Smith is a misrepresentation
Speaker 1: of black people. Yeah, you know, they got jobs that
Speaker 1: they get their checks from massa. That's what I call.
Speaker 1: And they have to say things to try to make
Speaker 1: black people look bad. Because Stephen A. Smith that suspended
Speaker 1: when he was bold enough to say something about women,
Speaker 1: when he spoke from the heart on women. I think
Speaker 1: he said something about how women they need to make
Speaker 1: sure you don't do nothing to put yourself in that position. Okay, bam,
Speaker 1: he was suspended, but he goes on air and he
Speaker 1: says a lot of stuff about black people. He never
Speaker 1: gets suspended for that, so we're not represented, so he
Speaker 1: takes advantage of that and he goes in on us.
Speaker 1: It's like he was talking about Marshawn Lynch, and I
Speaker 1: didn't like that because the super Bowl was fixed. Ladies
Speaker 1: and gentlemen, we all saw it. If you watch football,
Speaker 1: if you know football, the super Bowl was fixed. Marshawn
Speaker 1: Lynch was not giving the ball, and they did not
Speaker 1: show his face at the end of the game because
Speaker 1: they didn't want him to be the super Bowl MVP.
Speaker 1: They didn't have that guy with the dreads who don't
Speaker 1: conform the media as the super Bowl MVP. You know
Speaker 1: what's happening. And I think we're conformed to believe, no,
Speaker 1: the world ain't that bad, but yes, what you saw happen.
Speaker 1: Absolute power was witness. Marshawn Lynch was not giving the ball.
Speaker 1: Now they call you to ghetto doctor Phil. I just
Speaker 1: said that there's a member I know I'm referring to
Speaker 1: cod of something. There's a member on the Breakfast Club
Speaker 1: that's lightning his skin. I'm not lightning my skin. You.
Speaker 1: I'm not how we deal with somebody that's, you know,
Speaker 1: bleaching skin. You know, hey man, I'm not going in
Speaker 1: on this. Fa Ye hypothetically say it was hill. Hypothetically
Speaker 1: if I was bleaching my skin, what would you say
Speaker 1: to me? I would ask you, why are you the
Speaker 1: same to your skin? I'm not because I'm not. I
Speaker 1: mean I've seen I've seen people bleach their skin. I
Speaker 1: saw with Sammy Sosa. Then I was like, Wow, you
Speaker 1: just don't like your mom. I think if you bleach
Speaker 1: your skin, that's that's some type of frustration you had
Speaker 1: with your mom. Now I gotta ask you this. I
Speaker 1: sell you posted the picture of I think it was
Speaker 1: immature in bed and you put a fox hole. You
Speaker 1: know them was immature. It was immature. They were you know,
Speaker 1: it was the picture of all the little boys in
Speaker 1: bed together, and I said Foxhole party. I joke about
Speaker 1: Jabie fox but I actually like Jamie Foxx. I started out, yeah,
Speaker 1: I used to be on the Foxhole, and you know
Speaker 1: it ended a way I didn't really want it to end,
Speaker 1: but I had a little issue. Yeah, you know, and
Speaker 1: I always say on my Twitter, I do not dislike
Speaker 1: Jabie Fox. I just go in sometimes, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, people go in on me. I did fat
Speaker 1: jokes done on me or whatever, But I don't care.
Speaker 1: Does anybody ever get like super offended to the point
Speaker 1: where they just don't? Girls walk out of your show? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've seen couples walk out. It was just one dude.
Speaker 1: His girl walked out and he was trying to be
Speaker 1: strong and he was like, man, ain't Yeah. After about
Speaker 1: my third joke, I was like, hey, man, you better
Speaker 1: go get your girl clapping. He just said, yeah, I
Speaker 1: would get it after that. How you people who are
Speaker 1: easily frustrated, um, they sometimes when the comedy shows don't
Speaker 1: go the way they want them to go, they get mad.
Speaker 1: I've seen this lady walk to the man enjoy the
Speaker 1: club at the Improv in La. She was literally crying
Speaker 1: wow because the comedian was doing a retarded joke and
Speaker 1: she was like, my brother. It was like, really do
Speaker 1: you think he told your brother? I mean the fact
Speaker 1: that your brother is retarded. But what about people, you know,
Speaker 1: like colleagues are their comics. Do they ever get like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm that's not cool. Hey. People can say what they
Speaker 1: want to say about all kinds of people. I try
Speaker 1: to stay in my lane, you know, I want to.
Speaker 1: I turned down TV jobs that probably would help me
Speaker 1: move up the ranks in Hollywood faster if they don't
Speaker 1: display me in a way where I want to be displayed.
Speaker 1: I want to be this guy, that guy that I'm
Speaker 1: trying to be. That's that's what has to happen on
Speaker 1: on on film when I do it, just like wilding
Speaker 1: out Nick Cannon. He knows I'm going to say something crazy,
Speaker 1: you know what I say, right, But he's he's a
Speaker 1: confident guy, so he lets me be myself. I love
Speaker 1: Black Jesus on there when you said, um, your mother dead,
Speaker 1: when your babies were born, but when your pit bull
Speaker 1: puppies have that baby, you're gonna be there, gonna be
Speaker 1: there for your bitch. Yeah, you know. It's it's my
Speaker 1: brand of comedy, and it's bold. And in the beginning,
Speaker 1: there were a lot of people who I know that
Speaker 1: were close to me saying, oh, you're taking it too far.
Speaker 1: But I just had a feeling it would all work out.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm able to live a lifestyle I live,
Speaker 1: and I'm able to turn down certain TV jobs because
Speaker 1: the people come see me. You know when I follow
Speaker 1: you on Twitter, always want I said, Man, I wonder
Speaker 1: if certain things Corey see get would get him blackballed.
Speaker 1: You're very spoken against the homosexual community, against women. I'm like,
Speaker 1: as a manufacture of me, was doing something really gay
Speaker 1: before you walked in? And he was like, Sta staff style,
Speaker 1: I was not doing nothing gay. Why are you talking about?
Speaker 1: This is important that I say this. I think a
Speaker 1: joke on a guy b Scott who was on the
Speaker 1: Fine told and he got mad and he called the
Speaker 1: people from Glad on me. I was no, I was
Speaker 1: talking to them. They were saying, Corey, I think you're funny.
Speaker 1: He just they just told me you cannot talk about
Speaker 1: hate and you can't talk about maybe beating somebody up.
Speaker 1: But if you got a joke, you can make a joke.
Speaker 1: So you know what I'm saying. It's like my cousin's
Speaker 1: he's flaming and we go at it all the time.
Speaker 1: I just I'm smart enough. I've been giving the information
Speaker 1: not to talk about people like, oh I want to
Speaker 1: fight you or something like that. So that's that's how
Speaker 1: I get away with it. Have any executives ever said
Speaker 1: anything new? Nah? Man, you know it's like most of
Speaker 1: the times they're either gonna deal with you or they're not.
Speaker 1: Anybody come on to you. No, but you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Sometimes you get guys who are bold. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna lie. I want to. I want to say
Speaker 1: it on the air when I shook Paul mooney hand
Speaker 1: the first time he held my hand in that way, man,
Speaker 1: do it. No, not the little rub, that little squeeze
Speaker 1: I've given the girls. I'm willing to offer the forty
Speaker 1: or eighty dollars due you want. Said an interview that
Speaker 1: men are cheat more than women, but married women are
Speaker 1: better cheatas I can agree with that. Well, I know
Speaker 1: men cheat more than women. Women um expect to get
Speaker 1: married and then it's just you and them forever. And
Speaker 1: that's just not gonna happen in this country because men
Speaker 1: have an appetite to chase women, and when we have
Speaker 1: enough money to do what it makes it a lot
Speaker 1: easier for us to chase women and pay him enough
Speaker 1: for them to be quiet, hay them to be quiet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can pay some girls to be quiet, expensive to
Speaker 1: go through all that. Not really, the struggle is real
Speaker 1: out there in the streets. So in monogamous relationship. Of course,
Speaker 1: I've been in a monogamous relationship questions. I do hate
Speaker 1: that a lot to like somebody going in on the
Speaker 1: women's so hard. Somebody heard him. Somebody heard him. That's
Speaker 1: why he acts like that. You've been We've all been
Speaker 1: hurt before. I remember and in high school my girlfriend, um,
Speaker 1: she was just an African girl, her name was a
Speaker 1: cohua Um and she she left me for the guy
Speaker 1: who pictures at Jackson State. That was my first time
Speaker 1: I ever really being shocked and heard about a relationship.
Speaker 1: But we've all been through it, right, Did it made
Speaker 1: you hate women? Then? No? I love women. Women. Women
Speaker 1: make the world go around, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Most of these jokes I come up with. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you something, my wife helps me come up with
Speaker 1: this stuff. A lot of people don't even know I'm married,
Speaker 1: but my wife helps me come up with stuff because
Speaker 1: he's got that crazy type of personality too. He knows
Speaker 1: what this is. This is the hustle. Baby. You gotta
Speaker 1: go see Corey stand up. He had Caroline this weekend.
Speaker 1: I saw Corey stand up a couple of times. One
Speaker 1: time Corey said to the crowd, you know they got
Speaker 1: that vaginal rejuvenation thing. You know what I'm saying, making
Speaker 1: make you snap back, you know, be right, be the
Speaker 1: way it was before your uncle touched it. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: happens a lot of people don't want to admit it
Speaker 1: and then their mom like my brother would not do
Speaker 1: that you, but it happens this weekend. Yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be a carolinzed this weekend and you can bring it.
Speaker 1: You can. I want to let everybody know you don't
Speaker 1: have to argue with your girlfriend this week in New York.
Speaker 1: Just bring him to the show everything you want to say.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get it off your chest for your side
Speaker 1: check to something like that. Please bring your side checks.
Speaker 1: She needs to know her plays. I give a whole
Speaker 1: tutorial on our side checks can move up in the game.
Speaker 1: How do you feel about up in the game? Silence
Speaker 1: all those questions and stuff that just that might bring
Speaker 1: the other girl who ain't doing well financially ahead of you.
Speaker 1: But just gotta be quiet and overlook stuff that you
Speaker 1: know you're not supposed to overlook. That's how you make
Speaker 1: it the wifie using the wedding ring with Kevin Hard.
Speaker 1: How do you feel about Kevin hard successes? It seemed
Speaker 1: like every coment got something to say, like Mike Gaberry spears, well,
Speaker 1: Kevin Hard, that's my man. Kevin Hard took me on
Speaker 1: tour with him, and I never would expect him to
Speaker 1: let me go on tour with him because of our styles.
Speaker 1: But he said, Corey, I want you to go up
Speaker 1: there and tear it up before I go up there.
Speaker 1: So I have a whole new respect for Kevin Hard
Speaker 1: even before, because you know, we knew each other in La.
Speaker 1: We used to play basketball. Did he cast you? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: the guy Will Packer did, the guy who makes makes
Speaker 1: those movies. But thank you Will Packer. You know that's
Speaker 1: Hollywood giving me a chance. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Did you hear Ery Spars said that keV can't say
Speaker 1: he's one of the greats because he has so many writers.
Speaker 1: Kevin doesn't have a lot of writers. What is that?
Speaker 1: It's Kevin and Harry doing that thing. Let me tell
Speaker 1: you something. I like very Spars too. But there's a
Speaker 1: lot of guys who's envious and Kevin and that's what
Speaker 1: comes with success. Right, there's a lot of guys who
Speaker 1: on the radio who are envious and you guys, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. When nobody's hating on you, that
Speaker 1: mean you're not doing nothing. So you should be glad. Right,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Where everybody likes you, something
Speaker 1: is wrong. I agree, competition is good. I love it.
Speaker 1: I don't get mad at guys who says something about
Speaker 1: me or whatever unless she's saying it to my face
Speaker 1: and it looks like we're getting ready to go there.
Speaker 1: Then I'm like, oh, this is real, but why stuff
Speaker 1: people say me on your back? Hey man, that's beautiful. Now.
Speaker 1: While now a couple times looked like it was gonna
Speaker 1: get a little real. Yesterday those comedians were getting in
Speaker 1: each other's face, were just act like that all you
Speaker 1: talk about in the wild style of the air. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was. It was a little intense for that last one,
Speaker 1: but it was the last show and everybody was trying
Speaker 1: to get it in. But it's not going nowhere. That
Speaker 1: whole cast, there's no fighters on that. Who do you
Speaker 1: think is a good representation of black people? I mean,
Speaker 1: you always point out the points that on who you
Speaker 1: think it's a good one. Uh. Well, I always bring
Speaker 1: up the fact that Minister Farrakhan saved my life. After
Speaker 1: listening to what he had to say, I realized I
Speaker 1: wasn't alone mentally in this world. So I always give him,
Speaker 1: you know, his props. But there's a lot of black representation,
Speaker 1: um that doesn't get the media exposure that they deserve.
Speaker 1: So a lot of people I would bring up people
Speaker 1: wouldn't even know. But guys like Charles Barkley are always
Speaker 1: given opportunities to be on radio on television because they
Speaker 1: will say something negative about their own and I feel
Speaker 1: like the powers that be allowed that nobody's ever challenged them.
Speaker 1: I've never heard Charles of Stephen A. Smith talk about
Speaker 1: their issues with Caucasian people, but we'll talk about their
Speaker 1: issues with black people. So, you know, get some guts,
Speaker 1: man and say something else. It's predictable what you're doing
Speaker 1: right now. You said you've been looking for the right
Speaker 1: project for television and you want to do something that
Speaker 1: represents you in the way that you feel is used.
Speaker 1: So what would that be. Well, I've pitched a couple
Speaker 1: of sitcoms where, um, you know what I'm saying, I
Speaker 1: have a side check on the show. But television isn't
Speaker 1: necessarily ready or somebody like me to do that. They'll
Speaker 1: have a show like Scandal, you know what i mean.
Speaker 1: So they're easing it in. So yeah, something like that,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, But my time is coming.
Speaker 1: I mean the man that's the man making a black
Speaker 1: woman out. There be holes and side checks. There's actually
Speaker 1: some truth to that, what you're saying. What I'm saying, like,
Speaker 1: television has a way of easing in to um a
Speaker 1: certain level, you know, Like but even on Power he
Speaker 1: has a side check. Oh Power, Um oh yeah yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I see. So that lets you know they're
Speaker 1: bringing it in. They're bringing it in a little bit.
Speaker 1: I've never been in a rush for my success because
Speaker 1: I eat, you know what I'm saying from from I'm
Speaker 1: from nothing, so if I make anything, it's good to me.
Speaker 1: So you know, God has been good to me. I've
Speaker 1: never been in a rush with the entertainment industry. When
Speaker 1: I got to LA, I was in LA fifteen days.
Speaker 1: I had a deal at Fox Television. Wow. So they've always,
Speaker 1: you know, been interested in me. It's just finding a
Speaker 1: lane for me. That's why I'm not really knocking the industry.
Speaker 1: I understand it's television. You're not gonna have a guy
Speaker 1: like me on television saying what I will say if
Speaker 1: I'm allowed to say it. But if they can find
Speaker 1: a lane for me, I believe my time is coming.
Speaker 1: That commic grind is crazy because there's so many comments.
Speaker 1: I know, go to LA they'll get these deals. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta deal with Fox. I gotta do an NBC.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what, nothing happens. Yeah, Well, television is very difficult.
Speaker 1: You can get a television deal, but to actually get
Speaker 1: that show on the air, it's very difficult. That's why
Speaker 1: movies are better because when you get a movie green it,
Speaker 1: you have a good chance of the movie making it
Speaker 1: to the theaters. Right, just because you got a television show.
Speaker 1: You can even shoot the television show. I'm sure you
Speaker 1: know about this. People have actually shot their show and
Speaker 1: it'll never see the air. Wow, it's the politics of
Speaker 1: the game, man, But it's all fair. Wow. We'll come
Speaker 1: see you this week in at Caroline. Oh, actually, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be here this week. What's the times? Do you
Speaker 1: know the times? I don't know the times, but I
Speaker 1: know I'm gonna be here to Caroline dot com dot
Speaker 1: com get your ticket, check out the time February nineteenth
Speaker 1: through the twenty second, also whiling out this summer. We
Speaker 1: appreciate you joining us. Yeah, make your girl reevaluate, reevaluate
Speaker 1: her life by taking it to a Corey Holkom show.
Speaker 1: That's what's up. This big to me. I always wanted
Speaker 1: to be on your our shows, so I'm finally here.
Speaker 1: Appreciate you cancel. I know I didn't cancel. I had
Speaker 1: to feel and to my baby mama, Ti y'alla, that's
Speaker 1: why you're still strugging to go ahead. It's the Breakfast Club,
Speaker 1: It's Corey olkm