WEBVTT - Hangs with the Gang 0:00:01.920 --> 0:00:06.520 Wind Down with Janet Kramer and I Heart Radio Podcast. Well, 0:00:06.519 --> 0:00:11.600 this episode started a little bit off. Okay, how can 0:00:11.600 --> 0:00:14.440 I pun this a little better? This episode started with 0:00:14.480 --> 0:00:19.119 the um, I walked into a big fart in the room, 0:00:19.239 --> 0:00:22.079 and it smells like a big fart right now. And 0:00:22.120 --> 0:00:24.799 apparently Mark has a really good David space, so let's 0:00:24.800 --> 0:00:26.960 hear it. Well, we were just talking and he came up. 0:00:27.960 --> 0:00:30.360 When I first got to l A in the late nineties, 0:00:30.560 --> 0:00:32.600 I needed to do things to get my SAG cards, 0:00:32.640 --> 0:00:35.120 so I grabbed at extra job. So I was a 0:00:35.159 --> 0:00:38.440 featured extra on an episode who just shoot me? Okay, 0:00:39.000 --> 0:00:40.960 you can't go look for because I was completely edited 0:00:40.960 --> 0:00:43.080 out of the whole episode. But that's a whole other story. 0:00:44.240 --> 0:00:46.720 I'm sorry. So I was. It's the episode with French 0:00:46.760 --> 0:00:50.600 Stewart and um, the woman Maya on the show is 0:00:50.680 --> 0:00:53.560 dating French Stewart, and French Stewart's a puppeteer and all 0:00:53.560 --> 0:00:55.680 of the problems he has with the relationship he takes 0:00:55.680 --> 0:00:58.520 out in his puppets. It's a funny promise, Know everything's 0:00:58.560 --> 0:01:01.080 Fine's his puppets are like you like that all the time, 0:01:01.120 --> 0:01:04.120 you know, like it's funny. Anyway, I was the puppeteer 0:01:04.200 --> 0:01:06.039 stage manager, and I had to go and rip mya 0:01:06.160 --> 0:01:08.880 down from the set of this puppeteer set when she 0:01:08.959 --> 0:01:11.040 was attacking and strangling one of the puppets at the 0:01:11.040 --> 0:01:15.000 culmination of the episode. Anyway, so I'm on the set 0:01:15.120 --> 0:01:17.400 hanging out all week, having a good time and just 0:01:17.520 --> 0:01:20.800 gorging on free craft services. You know, it's all this 0:01:20.880 --> 0:01:23.760 delicious free food, just going nuts and not really bad gas. 0:01:23.760 --> 0:01:26.720 It was totally terrible. So standing off to the side, 0:01:27.319 --> 0:01:28.640 and there was a guy there that seemed to know 0:01:28.720 --> 0:01:31.520 Spade really well, David Spade, and he was wearing he 0:01:31.600 --> 0:01:36.479 was total Hollywood slick back hair, sunglasses, indoors, black longsleeve shirt, 0:01:36.520 --> 0:01:39.920 black pants, total Hollywood age. And he had gotten there 0:01:39.959 --> 0:01:41.680 and I had seen him because hugged Spade everything. So 0:01:41.720 --> 0:01:43.560 he's sitting in a folding chair next to me, and 0:01:43.560 --> 0:01:45.440 I'm standing next to him, so he is right at 0:01:45.560 --> 0:01:51.320 butt level. So I've dropped a bomb, like I can't 0:01:51.320 --> 0:01:55.960 even imagine. It was not loud, but yeah, it was 0:01:56.040 --> 0:01:58.360 like like I tears in my eyes and my hair 0:01:58.440 --> 0:02:02.480 was straightening, like it was really bad. And David Spade's 0:02:02.520 --> 0:02:05.360 coming over to this guy because they just finished a scene. 0:02:05.640 --> 0:02:08.359 So this guy jumps up out of his chair, turns 0:02:08.400 --> 0:02:10.520 Spade around and walks him in the other direction. And 0:02:10.520 --> 0:02:13.800 I thought, that is some quality representation right there. They 0:02:13.960 --> 0:02:18.440 just totally dodged the fog. What a good agent did 0:02:18.480 --> 0:02:20.840 they know? I mean, was there anyone else around that 0:02:20.880 --> 0:02:23.440 you could have? Possibly? Because I'm a I'll blame it 0:02:23.480 --> 0:02:26.320 on everyone else around me. I think he probably set 0:02:26.360 --> 0:02:29.120 stay away from that guy. He really something died in him. 0:02:29.200 --> 0:02:31.359 Have you told David the story? Since I'm sure you've 0:02:31.400 --> 0:02:35.120 me I've mentioned it when he's been in. I've mentioned 0:02:35.120 --> 0:02:38.040 it to Ryan and as the producers, but we never 0:02:38.080 --> 0:02:39.639 really get around to it. But I'd like to tell 0:02:39.720 --> 0:02:41.760 him that story someday. But then at the end of 0:02:41.760 --> 0:02:44.680 the week, the producer Steve Levitan, who then created Modern Family, 0:02:44.880 --> 0:02:46.960 he came to watch the run through and he said, 0:02:47.240 --> 0:02:48.880 I don't like when that guy goes up to and 0:02:48.880 --> 0:02:50.680 pulls her off the stage, which was me. And that 0:02:50.760 --> 0:02:53.000 was it, and then I was edited out. There's no 0:02:53.480 --> 0:02:58.280 sign of me in the episode. I'm sorry, I got 0:02:58.280 --> 0:02:59.960 my side card, but I do have a question. Why 0:03:00.160 --> 0:03:03.360 were you Were you wanting to be an actor? Yes, 0:03:03.639 --> 0:03:05.840 I wanted to be on television. I wanted to be 0:03:05.880 --> 0:03:08.160 a host, and I couldn't figure out any kind of 0:03:08.280 --> 0:03:11.520 path to do that, so I was just auditioning for 0:03:11.600 --> 0:03:14.440 anything that would have me. Um. But yeah, I wanted 0:03:14.480 --> 0:03:16.360 my SADE cards so I could start being on TV 0:03:16.600 --> 0:03:19.160 in whatever capacity ended up being on TV. And my friend, 0:03:19.160 --> 0:03:21.480 who already had lived here prior that we were living with, 0:03:21.680 --> 0:03:24.000 he sent me and my roommates up with these extra 0:03:24.080 --> 0:03:26.200 gigs so we could get our side cards, because that's 0:03:26.240 --> 0:03:27.760 a big hurdle when you get to l A is 0:03:27.760 --> 0:03:30.360 getting that union card. So then, yeah, I know for sure, 0:03:30.480 --> 0:03:36.520 how did you I'm sorry today's guest is but how 0:03:36.880 --> 0:03:39.960 um what was the switch to be behind camera then? 0:03:40.040 --> 0:03:44.080 Because obviously that's a longer story, but I'll just tell 0:03:44.160 --> 0:03:48.120 you it's it was just, um, you know, failure reads 0:03:48.840 --> 0:03:52.640 as the mother of necessity. So I did three years 0:03:52.920 --> 0:03:55.480 of just going out for everything I could go out for, 0:03:56.040 --> 0:03:58.360 and I booked a ton of stuff right away. I 0:03:58.440 --> 0:04:01.560 got too Independent Phil Homes, I got a TV show, 0:04:01.960 --> 0:04:03.920 I got the just Shooting Me thing, I got a 0:04:03.920 --> 0:04:06.400 whole bunch of stuff right away, a commercial for Cores, 0:04:07.200 --> 0:04:09.520 and then every one of those things kind of fell 0:04:09.560 --> 0:04:12.600 apart and then that was it. I never booked another 0:04:12.640 --> 0:04:15.760 thing in three years. And that's when I decided to 0:04:15.760 --> 0:04:18.760 start working at Disneyland because I had an opportunity and 0:04:18.800 --> 0:04:20.240 I was like, I'll take whatever I can get down 0:04:20.240 --> 0:04:22.800 because I'm almost out of money. I started working there 0:04:22.880 --> 0:04:29.520 and got it check and then after three years at Disneyland, 0:04:29.600 --> 0:04:32.279 I got back into radio. And that's how I had 0:04:32.279 --> 0:04:33.919 it on this path. But when I was trying to 0:04:33.920 --> 0:04:36.719 get a job, I set out my my old radio 0:04:36.800 --> 0:04:39.480 demo to every station in l A. And Kiss FM 0:04:39.520 --> 0:04:42.760 called and said, we do not want you on the radio, 0:04:43.040 --> 0:04:45.479 but you seem to have experience, so can you come 0:04:45.480 --> 0:04:48.080 and be a producer and behind the scenes. And I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:04:48.080 --> 0:04:49.880 whatever you need. I'm married, now I need something. So 0:04:49.920 --> 0:04:51.520 that's how this all came about. And now you work 0:04:51.600 --> 0:04:54.680 for Ryan Seacrest and yeah, like that's a pretty good gig, 0:04:54.760 --> 0:04:57.760 the biggest radio personality in the world. It's worked out 0:04:57.760 --> 0:04:59.800 pretty well. I'm up two over eleven years with Ryan. 0:04:59.839 --> 0:05:02.720 It's great, that's amazing. That's so cool, and you know, 0:05:03.360 --> 0:05:05.200 we're very honored to have you. Mark. I mean, you're 0:05:05.240 --> 0:05:09.440 a seasoned season vets here, so you're hard earned time 0:05:09.480 --> 0:05:11.919 to be with us a little people, and this is 0:05:11.920 --> 0:05:14.360 a highlight of the week. I enjoy you guys a lot. Well. 0:05:14.400 --> 0:05:17.440 I appreciate you being you and sharing your story, and 0:05:17.560 --> 0:05:19.280 especially your fart story, because I feel like we all 0:05:19.360 --> 0:05:24.960 have that really embarrassing story. Um. I don't know, maybe 0:05:25.000 --> 0:05:27.880 it's time to share mind since Mark put himself out there. Great, 0:05:28.320 --> 0:05:30.120 you haven't shared it on here yet? No, Remember I 0:05:30.120 --> 0:05:33.640 said I would never share it. I mean I remember this. 0:05:33.800 --> 0:05:35.440 I remember trying to get you to do it. We 0:05:35.440 --> 0:05:39.240 were in studio in burbon I mean, I'm just gonna 0:05:39.320 --> 0:05:42.400 lay my microphone down and let you go. Should I 0:05:43.839 --> 0:05:47.800 but like when people look at me differently, that you're 0:05:47.880 --> 0:05:50.599 human and you're just like us. I don't think it's 0:05:50.600 --> 0:05:53.560 a just like us kind of thing. I don't think 0:05:53.600 --> 0:05:58.880 everyone has this experience. No, I don't just tell it. 0:05:59.120 --> 0:06:03.880 Easton's ready, Becky's ready, Riley's ready. Our wine down listeners 0:06:03.920 --> 0:06:11.880 are definitely ready. Okay, And I've never in my life 0:06:11.880 --> 0:06:17.480 shared this besides two a few friends. Um okay. So 0:06:17.600 --> 0:06:22.600 I was, oh my good, Okay, most embarrassing story here 0:06:22.600 --> 0:06:28.359 we go. I was twenty Oh gosh, how old was that? 0:06:28.440 --> 0:06:31.479 It was? Right before I booked One Tree Hill, um, 0:06:32.720 --> 0:06:35.599 and I was I had just moved into my boyfriend 0:06:35.760 --> 0:06:39.400 Jonathan Check's house and who's actually now a very good friend. 0:06:39.440 --> 0:06:42.520 His wife is, um, you know, our best friend. So 0:06:42.600 --> 0:06:44.919 I just moved into his house up in the beech 0:06:44.920 --> 0:06:50.840 Wood Canyon Hills and uh, it was, you know, a 0:06:51.000 --> 0:06:53.400 very small batch up pad. It was probably like a 0:06:53.800 --> 0:06:56.240 six square foot bachelor pad. And so I was like, 0:06:56.279 --> 0:06:58.240 I gotta like girly this place up a little bit. 0:06:58.320 --> 0:07:03.760 So I start going online, um, looking for some shades, 0:07:04.640 --> 0:07:06.880 and I was like, oh, bed Beth and Beyond has 0:07:06.920 --> 0:07:09.120 these awesome shades. I'm kind of giving you guys a 0:07:09.160 --> 0:07:10.760 long story, by the way, just to set of it. 0:07:11.320 --> 0:07:13.680 So I go to bed. I was like, hey, John, like, 0:07:13.720 --> 0:07:16.000 I'm running out to the bed Beth and Beyond, Like 0:07:16.040 --> 0:07:18.600 I'll be back in a little bit, and mind you, 0:07:19.040 --> 0:07:22.040 let me just like set the scene. I'm wearing pretty 0:07:22.120 --> 0:07:24.560 much like a short nightgown. I mean it was like 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:28.200 one of those little flower dresses from Forever twenty one, 0:07:28.320 --> 0:07:33.080 like really short, very thin, like nothing much to it. 0:07:33.160 --> 0:07:36.040 You know. I'm in my early twenties, So going to 0:07:36.120 --> 0:07:37.880 bed Beth and Beyond and I'm walking through the halls 0:07:38.640 --> 0:07:41.600 or the little aisles, and I can't find these blinds, right, 0:07:41.720 --> 0:07:43.840 So I'm just like look and look and looking. Well, 0:07:43.840 --> 0:07:45.960 then while I'm going through the aisles, I turn a 0:07:45.960 --> 0:07:48.640 corner and there's this really I didn't see it obviously, 0:07:48.800 --> 0:07:50.640 or I would have avoided it, but there was a 0:07:50.760 --> 0:07:54.760 very sharp um like something was sticking out in one 0:07:54.800 --> 0:07:57.200 of the aisles. So when I turned the corner kind 0:07:57.200 --> 0:07:59.920 of fast, I scraped and I even have a scar 0:08:00.000 --> 0:08:03.200 are on my left arm. I've got a scar right 0:08:03.200 --> 0:08:06.480 there where it started to bleed and so I was like, 0:08:06.560 --> 0:08:09.440 oh God, like that hurts. So I go up to 0:08:09.480 --> 0:08:11.400 this guy who is helping someone else and I was like, hey, 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:15.760 I'm so sorry. I two things I'm bleeding number one 0:08:15.800 --> 0:08:17.840 and number two like I really need to find these shades. 0:08:17.880 --> 0:08:20.119 And they're freaking out and the guys like I'm so sorry, 0:08:20.240 --> 0:08:22.680 Like do you need you know, help or assistance. I 0:08:22.760 --> 0:08:24.160 was like, no, I just need a band aid and 0:08:24.200 --> 0:08:26.160 I need to find these shades. Like I'm totally fine. 0:08:26.920 --> 0:08:29.880 So he's like, Okay, are you sure you sure you shure? 0:08:29.920 --> 0:08:31.680 I'm like yes, I'm totally fine. So we go into 0:08:31.760 --> 0:08:33.440 his office. I get a band aid to put it on, 0:08:33.480 --> 0:08:36.240 and I was like, these are the shades I'm looking for. Well, 0:08:36.280 --> 0:08:38.320 as we go down the aisles, I start looking down 0:08:38.400 --> 0:08:42.559 at my band aid and I'm like, huh, maybe, like 0:08:42.960 --> 0:08:45.520 I do need medical assistance because it was bleeding through 0:08:45.520 --> 0:08:49.240 my band aid and I was like, maybe I need stitches. 0:08:49.320 --> 0:08:50.920 And then all of a sudden, I start to just 0:08:51.040 --> 0:08:57.480 feel really really lightheaded, and I was like, um, actually, sir, yeah, 0:08:57.760 --> 0:09:01.360 like I need um, I need some help. I need um, 0:09:01.559 --> 0:09:05.600 I need some boom. I pass out. Okay. So I'm 0:09:05.640 --> 0:09:09.040 in the middle of bed Beth and beyond passed out. Okay. 0:09:09.240 --> 0:09:12.640 They're one there on Ventura in Studio City. In Studio City, 0:09:12.960 --> 0:09:16.120 like Ventura and uh almost a cold water. So I'm 0:09:16.160 --> 0:09:21.560 on the floor right, I wake up and I just 0:09:21.559 --> 0:09:24.000 start screaming. I've never passed out before like this. I 0:09:24.040 --> 0:09:27.199 was like, oh my god, I just passed up, Like 0:09:27.280 --> 0:09:29.120 I'm the middle of I'm so sorry, and I was 0:09:29.120 --> 0:09:33.000 like call my boyfriend so and they're like, man, man, man, 0:09:33.120 --> 0:09:35.400 just calmed down. The fire. The fire people are coming, 0:09:35.559 --> 0:09:38.320 like they'll be here any minute. Okay. So in walking 0:09:38.559 --> 0:09:40.640 now we're in Los Angeles right, So like the firemen 0:09:40.679 --> 0:09:45.439 there are like straight off of a calendar like calendar environment. Yeah, 0:09:45.920 --> 0:09:48.360 all want to be actors and I'll probably volunteer fireman. 0:09:48.400 --> 0:09:51.720 So they walk in and I'm like, hi, I feel great, 0:09:52.200 --> 0:09:54.160 like you know, just like they're like, okay, man, we're 0:09:54.200 --> 0:09:55.679 gonna lift you up and we're gonna sit you in 0:09:55.679 --> 0:10:00.960 this chair. Well, when they lifted me up, I had 0:10:00.960 --> 0:10:09.680 myself when I passed, and I pointed to it and 0:10:09.760 --> 0:10:14.560 was like, I put myself and I just started screaming. 0:10:14.600 --> 0:10:19.480 And the look on these firefighters spaces. What I wouldn't 0:10:19.480 --> 0:10:22.000 give for one of those guys to like hear this 0:10:22.080 --> 0:10:25.320 story and and he remember it and he was one 0:10:25.320 --> 0:10:27.880 of the firemen that was there. I would do anything 0:10:27.960 --> 0:10:32.720 to track down one of those men to interview them. 0:10:32.920 --> 0:10:37.880 How fantastic is that story? Is fantastic? So humiliating, So 0:10:37.920 --> 0:10:40.679 I put myself when I passed passed out. I mean 0:10:41.240 --> 0:10:43.680 they might some might call it a near death experience 0:10:43.679 --> 0:10:47.200 because they say when you die, you poop. So apparently 0:10:47.240 --> 0:10:50.559 I died and came back to life. You died in 0:10:50.600 --> 0:10:57.080 the embarrassment sids. I think it was so embarrassing. Yeah, no, 0:10:57.160 --> 0:10:59.240 no one can top that. And that's why when she 0:10:59.280 --> 0:11:03.160 talked about once you fainted, uh a week or two 0:11:03.200 --> 0:11:06.040 ago when you're doing you're getting your lab tests. I 0:11:06.040 --> 0:11:07.760 mean I checked my butt to make sure the first 0:11:07.800 --> 0:11:10.520 thing she did, and I was like, my first question, 0:11:10.520 --> 0:11:12.920 I was like, did you poop? She's like no, I 0:11:13.040 --> 0:11:17.480 checked myself. Like That's exactly where our heads went immediately 0:11:18.280 --> 0:11:20.440 because it was so do I have to bring you 0:11:20.440 --> 0:11:23.640 a change your clothes? Yes? Or no? I don't want 0:11:23.640 --> 0:11:29.240 to hear skid mark on your underwear. But you're right, Mike, 0:11:29.320 --> 0:11:32.239 we need somebody a bed bath and beyond, employee, a firefighter, 0:11:32.400 --> 0:11:35.040 somebody who was there that day. You've got to reach 0:11:35.040 --> 0:11:36.480 out to us. I could have you on the show. 0:11:36.559 --> 0:11:38.679 Oh my god. No, it's like any time when we 0:11:38.720 --> 0:11:40.680 were living there and we would go to that bed 0:11:40.679 --> 0:11:42.120 bath and beyond because I was the closest one to 0:11:42.160 --> 0:11:43.559 our house. I would like kind of look at the 0:11:43.600 --> 0:11:46.440 employees to be like, you recognize her. I'm surprised. Do 0:11:46.440 --> 0:11:48.400 you ever went anywhere near that place? Have you? Have 0:11:48.440 --> 0:11:52.160 you worked here for? Um? Okay, before we get the 0:11:52.240 --> 0:11:57.520 lady gang on, um are amazing producer, Becky, just please, 0:11:57.920 --> 0:12:01.679 just I need you to share your story. Um. So 0:12:02.280 --> 0:12:05.280 I've been dating my boy home for like five months now, 0:12:05.640 --> 0:12:10.840 and I'm like visiting him in Michigan and I'm just 0:12:10.960 --> 0:12:13.080 like I told her, I warned him. I was like, 0:12:13.200 --> 0:12:15.560 I am sorry, my stomach heard so bad, like it's 0:12:15.600 --> 0:12:17.800 been a few days already, and like I can't hold 0:12:17.840 --> 0:12:20.360 it anymore. And he was like, it's okay. I was like, 0:12:20.360 --> 0:12:26.599 plug your ears. It was so loud. Why don't you 0:12:26.640 --> 0:12:31.079 go in the other room. He lives in the studios. 0:12:31.160 --> 0:12:37.160 I had nowhere to run or high, so I said 0:12:37.200 --> 0:12:40.120 plug your ears and he heard it still. He's like, 0:12:40.240 --> 0:12:46.880 that was so loud that But at the same time, 0:12:46.920 --> 0:12:48.920 how much closer do you guys feel to one another 0:12:48.960 --> 0:12:51.160 that you got that out? And I'm literally like, I'm 0:12:51.200 --> 0:12:53.760 never farting in front of you till the day I die. 0:12:54.280 --> 0:12:58.640 I mean true story, because you can tell the first 0:12:58.679 --> 0:13:02.000 time a hotel room. We're in a hotel room. So 0:13:02.040 --> 0:13:04.640 it's kind of the same thing as you, Becky, right, 0:13:04.640 --> 0:13:07.720 like what I'm gonna go walk in the halls and 0:13:07.800 --> 0:13:12.760 Jane was doing something she's been ever anyway, and I 0:13:12.760 --> 0:13:15.160 can't get her look. I was like, what is that. 0:13:17.120 --> 0:13:18.679 She's like, you didn't hear anything. And then final I 0:13:18.760 --> 0:13:21.719 was like you're funny. She's like in the corner. I 0:13:21.800 --> 0:13:23.559 literally went to a corner and went to a corner 0:13:23.600 --> 0:13:25.680 like hit her face like a little kid, and was like, 0:13:26.600 --> 0:13:30.439 I was so embarrassed. Usually when he stays with me 0:13:30.559 --> 0:13:35.680 and like go to the living room, I have what 0:13:35.840 --> 0:13:38.520 is your boyfriend there with you right now? What does 0:13:38.559 --> 0:13:42.800 he think? What is his name? To Mario? He felt so, 0:13:43.200 --> 0:13:48.960 he felt bad. He was like, I'm sorry for embarrassing you. 0:13:49.000 --> 0:13:53.880 Do you love her more? Okay? Hi, how are you guys? 0:13:55.120 --> 0:13:57.760 I'm doing well. I'm like just laughing at this story 0:13:57.800 --> 0:14:01.240 that she's telling you because it was so funny. But 0:14:01.320 --> 0:14:04.120 he's sweet. I mean, I can tell you it's a 0:14:04.160 --> 0:14:07.319 safe space, but I don't feel like that's the thing. 0:14:07.440 --> 0:14:09.600 You got the girls tomorrow back me up. The girls 0:14:09.600 --> 0:14:12.200 make it a bigger deal than it is, right, But 0:14:12.200 --> 0:14:14.320 then why call it out though? Because every time I 0:14:14.400 --> 0:14:16.960 like do a little fun like he's like he gives 0:14:17.000 --> 0:14:20.480 me a look because it's it's like we've been married 0:14:20.520 --> 0:14:22.720 for going on six years, been together for like almost 0:14:22.720 --> 0:14:24.480 seven and you still do that and you kind of 0:14:24.480 --> 0:14:25.800 give me a look like you didn't hear that. You 0:14:25.800 --> 0:14:28.480 didn't hear that. I'm like you're my wife, Like I 0:14:28.600 --> 0:14:30.960 go into the bathroom after you after you take a dump, 0:14:31.000 --> 0:14:35.720 and I'm like, dude, even girl, that's light, Like we 0:14:35.840 --> 0:14:38.600 all do it well, Dude, I completely agree with what 0:14:38.760 --> 0:14:42.400 you're saying. We just want to at least acknowledge that 0:14:42.520 --> 0:14:44.560 it was there for you. But it's not at all. 0:14:44.560 --> 0:14:46.640 And guess what, we don't. We don't give y'all for 0:14:46.720 --> 0:14:49.920 it because we're nice, and then y'all will be like, 0:14:50.120 --> 0:14:52.680 why do you have to ft? Well, because I know 0:14:52.840 --> 0:14:55.120 no time out. We're a little bit more. I feel 0:14:55.120 --> 0:14:57.400 like we're more respectful with it, like knowing that we're 0:14:57.400 --> 0:14:59.760 not just gonna fart like you will. Like what's the 0:14:59.800 --> 0:15:03.280 thing called where the sheets and stuff? Dutch ovans? Yeah, 0:15:03.360 --> 0:15:05.200 like that's not cool, Like you know, I made sure 0:15:05.200 --> 0:15:06.720 I know it's going to be a stinky one, like 0:15:06.760 --> 0:15:09.280 I go to a different room. But like men are 0:15:09.320 --> 0:15:14.240 just like let it hang. Yeah, I mean that's exactly 0:15:14.320 --> 0:15:16.160 it's And it's such a great relief when you're in 0:15:16.160 --> 0:15:18.200 a new relationship, especially you guys are only five months 0:15:18.240 --> 0:15:19.680 and as soon as both you do it, it's just 0:15:19.720 --> 0:15:23.960 like we're good now, Like it's another level. So all right, Well, 0:15:23.960 --> 0:15:28.840 so everyone listening. Just let it fly fly to Mario Becky. 0:15:28.960 --> 0:15:33.520 Thank you guys, thanks for sharing. Okay, Um, Lady Gang 0:15:33.560 --> 0:15:35.000 is in the waiting room. Let's take a break and 0:15:35.000 --> 0:15:43.480 bring them on in. We're going to be wearing masks 0:15:43.480 --> 0:15:45.640 for a while. It's important to have the right mask 0:15:46.000 --> 0:15:49.360 protect yourself and others. The N ninety five rest brators 0:15:49.360 --> 0:15:52.480 can provide a big upgrade to your current mask. 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Yes, yes, how dare you? 0:16:43.320 --> 0:16:46.240 How dare I buy? Can dare you feed your baby? 0:16:46.560 --> 0:16:50.680 If I should be hand making that? Yes? Congratulations on 0:16:50.720 --> 0:16:57.320 the book, best, thank you, but seriously, congratulations to y'all because, 0:16:57.600 --> 0:17:00.720 I mean, since I've seen you guys, you guys have exploded. 0:17:00.960 --> 0:17:04.160 I was. I love y'all show on e UM. I mean, 0:17:04.320 --> 0:17:07.800 everything that you have going on. I mean, it's it's insane. 0:17:08.080 --> 0:17:10.280 It's amazing though, but you guys deserve it. You guys 0:17:10.359 --> 0:17:15.439 are energetic, You're fun, You're you share things that you 0:17:15.480 --> 0:17:18.119 know are hard to share at times, and I I 0:17:18.160 --> 0:17:20.720 appreciate that a lot because you're showing the good and 0:17:20.760 --> 0:17:23.680 the bad and the the hard you know right back 0:17:23.720 --> 0:17:28.119 at you. You're doing the same. I mean, you know 0:17:28.119 --> 0:17:31.639 how it is. You know, you know it can be 0:17:31.680 --> 0:17:34.560 hard ups and the downs. You know, that's right. We're 0:17:34.600 --> 0:17:36.560 just we're all just kind of riding the wave, right, 0:17:37.119 --> 0:17:39.320 And I mean, from what you guys are doing, it's 0:17:39.320 --> 0:17:41.800 amazing that you guys, you know, with all your individual 0:17:41.840 --> 0:17:43.960 careers and accodes that the three of you have done. 0:17:44.600 --> 0:17:46.560 You know, how did you give us a backstory in 0:17:46.600 --> 0:17:48.639 our listeners? Kind of a backstory of how the Lady 0:17:48.680 --> 0:17:51.960 Gang formed? All right? I usually take this one. I'll 0:17:51.960 --> 0:17:56.960 do it. Um. So, Keltie and myself have previous lives 0:17:57.040 --> 0:18:00.440 as professional dancers. I was on broad Way. She was 0:18:00.480 --> 0:18:07.000 a rocket. Yeah, she still got that, got it. So 0:18:07.080 --> 0:18:11.639 this was stretch al right, okay, okay, so then this 0:18:11.760 --> 0:18:13.159 is exactly what you'll get when you listen to the 0:18:13.240 --> 0:18:17.280 Lady Gang. Oh my god, apologies. Uh So we knew 0:18:17.280 --> 0:18:19.960 each other a million lifetimes ago and then we both 0:18:20.000 --> 0:18:22.560 kind of made our way out to l A and 0:18:22.600 --> 0:18:25.359 would bump into each other at these like weird Hollywood 0:18:25.400 --> 0:18:27.560 events and look at each other and be like, remember 0:18:27.560 --> 0:18:30.399 when we were broke and dancing our hearts out for 0:18:30.440 --> 0:18:32.600 five dollars a week, and now we're here and this 0:18:32.640 --> 0:18:36.240 is weird. Um. So then we decided we were so 0:18:36.240 --> 0:18:39.600 sick of waiting for Hollywood to pick us. After every job, 0:18:39.640 --> 0:18:41.600 We're like, oh my gosh, are they going to choose us? 0:18:42.040 --> 0:18:45.040 So finally we had this lunch at Cafe one oh 0:18:45.040 --> 0:18:50.280 one in l A which closed, yes because the pandemic. 0:18:52.800 --> 0:18:56.200 It's devastating and um. Anyways, that was where we had 0:18:56.240 --> 0:18:59.399 this really sad lunch one day that Kelty brought up 0:18:59.440 --> 0:19:02.480 the idea of doing a podcast, and six years ago 0:19:02.600 --> 0:19:08.080 a podcast. Was like yeah, I was like what is this? 0:19:09.520 --> 0:19:12.080 I was like, you mean like Adam Carolla, what do 0:19:12.119 --> 0:19:16.000 you mean? Like a Howard Stern, like yes, actually exactly. 0:19:16.600 --> 0:19:20.439 So I just followed her lead because Kelty normally whatever 0:19:20.480 --> 0:19:22.919 she touches turns to gold, and we knew we needed 0:19:22.960 --> 0:19:25.560 a third girl who wasn't in the business and who 0:19:25.600 --> 0:19:28.240 didn't care about the business and had a lot of 0:19:28.280 --> 0:19:31.679 street cred as a female entrepreneur and self made. And 0:19:31.720 --> 0:19:35.600 then that's when Kelty asked Jack, and the reason they 0:19:35.640 --> 0:19:39.960 know each other is because they share a mutual ex boyfriend. 0:19:39.280 --> 0:19:44.199 I love is that? Is that what they call it? 0:19:44.240 --> 0:19:47.600 An eskimo? Sister? Yeah, like my brother asked my sister. 0:19:49.040 --> 0:19:52.919 Well yeah, but then so Jack, Well, I dated him 0:19:52.960 --> 0:19:55.360 after Jack, but then recently we found out that Jack 0:19:55.400 --> 0:19:57.960 went back and made out with him when she thought 0:19:58.119 --> 0:20:01.520 that we were still together, which so messed up. I 0:20:01.640 --> 0:20:04.520 thought that, like when I because I have this whole thing, 0:20:04.560 --> 0:20:06.199 that I will never go back to an X like 0:20:06.240 --> 0:20:08.439 I'm very proud about it. That once you know, the 0:20:08.520 --> 0:20:12.480 doors closed, the doors closed forever. And then I finally 0:20:12.520 --> 0:20:15.480 remembered one day that I did go back and hook 0:20:15.600 --> 0:20:18.800 up with this sex boyfriend, and I was almost positive 0:20:19.000 --> 0:20:21.920 that he cheated on Kelty with me, but we went 0:20:21.920 --> 0:20:25.280 back and figured out that he didn't work. Oh well, 0:20:25.280 --> 0:20:28.640 regardless look at you guys, now, look at us live 0:20:28.680 --> 0:20:32.480 another day the other day. So the bond is still there. 0:20:32.720 --> 0:20:36.879 And Kelty, you just renewed your vows, right, yes, did 0:20:36.920 --> 0:20:39.680 you guys renew yours? We did, which I feel like 0:20:39.680 --> 0:20:42.840 we need to redo him again. We're in a new 0:20:42.880 --> 0:20:44.920 trend of marriage. We're just like you know, we just 0:20:45.000 --> 0:20:50.119 keep reading everyone needs to renew after this this pandemic. 0:20:50.760 --> 0:20:52.919 If you made it out alive, then yeah, I agree 0:20:52.920 --> 0:20:57.040 with that. I know that Ceil and Heidi Klum didn't 0:20:57.080 --> 0:20:59.280 make it eventually. But remember how they used to have 0:20:59.359 --> 0:21:03.040 like a huge, huge vow renewal every single year, like 0:21:03.080 --> 0:21:05.199 because she loves to throw parties, so she's like, basically, 0:21:05.240 --> 0:21:06.760 how can I wear a fabuos dress? And I'm not 0:21:06.800 --> 0:21:08.760 like winning an Oscar, so like what is this for me? 0:21:08.800 --> 0:21:10.919 And she would throw this vow renewal. Yeah, Chris and 0:21:10.920 --> 0:21:13.600 I renewed our vows last year and it was we 0:21:13.640 --> 0:21:16.040 had been together ten years, seven years married, and we 0:21:16.359 --> 0:21:18.840 had like a couple of rough years as they as 0:21:18.880 --> 0:21:21.640 they happen, and had really not been focused on our 0:21:21.640 --> 0:21:25.080 relationship at all, and um, it was really sweet. I 0:21:25.080 --> 0:21:29.000 I being an outward facing introvert, I feel a lot 0:21:29.040 --> 0:21:31.040 of pressure to perform when I'm around people, as you 0:21:31.040 --> 0:21:33.320 can tell already on this podcast. Um, but in my 0:21:33.400 --> 0:21:35.600 real life, I'm actually like quite quiet. And so the 0:21:35.640 --> 0:21:38.159 whole like wedding situation of like saying your vows and 0:21:38.200 --> 0:21:39.800 having this moment in front of all these people, I 0:21:39.840 --> 0:21:41.760