WEBVTT - Mr.Michael Oppenheimer Meatball Magic

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Duran, Elvis Duran Phone Tap the Return of Michael Oppenheimer.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen to this email. Dear Elvis Durant, Dominic Palmary hates telemarketers.

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<v Speaker 1>He despises them so much. One night he went out

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<v Speaker 1>and bought that Tella zapper, that thing you hook up

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<v Speaker 1>to your phone line to help prevent phone marketers from

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<v Speaker 1>getting through. Well, now he gets annoyed when the machine

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't work. He spent all that money and they still

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<v Speaker 1>get through. This is a job for Michael Oppenheimer. He

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<v Speaker 1>should be the next telemarketer to break through the tele

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<v Speaker 1>A Zapper barrier. This comes to us from a net.

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<v Speaker 1>Now Anett wants us to play this phone tap on.

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<v Speaker 1>Dominic Palmary Scary is going to play the part of

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<v Speaker 1>Michael Oppenheimer.

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<v Speaker 2>A Nett will be listening in on the call. Here

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<v Speaker 2>we go a good morning. Listen to mister Michael oppenheimen

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<v Speaker 2>with onisday dot com. How are you doing today's sir? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>we're here with a wonderful product called Meatball Magic.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'm on a do not call list. Please we

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<v Speaker 3>move mind from you and Liz.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't have any record of that at this time. Sir,

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<v Speaker 2>you can make your own meatballs in minutes and store them.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm not. I'm really not interested in it.

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<v Speaker 2>A meatball magic is in me.

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<v Speaker 3>There's no reason to go on, sir. I'm not interested

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<v Speaker 3>in your product, but you.

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<v Speaker 2>Could make nine meatballs in just seconds, Sir.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't eat meatballs?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you Italian? Sir?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you Italian?

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<v Speaker 3>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>This is mister Michael Oppenheimer from dot com.

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<v Speaker 3>You just call me, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess we didn't finish our conversation, sir.

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<v Speaker 3>No we did. I'm not interested in the product.

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<v Speaker 2>You can easily shape ground meat into perfect spheres as.

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<v Speaker 3>Long as they're tasty and they fill me up. That's

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<v Speaker 3>okay that the shape doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you going to order one of our metal now?

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm not leave me alone?

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<v Speaker 2>Italians and meatballs go hand in hand.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but I don't need your magic meatball maker. Please

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<v Speaker 3>stop calling. You start to make me aggubated.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, what is your credit card at this time the

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<v Speaker 2>cold day.

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<v Speaker 3>Of freaking hell. I give you my credit card number.

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<v Speaker 2>All I need now is your credit card.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not giving you my credit card. Well, an idiot,

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<v Speaker 3>send it to your house, says to you that can

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<v Speaker 3>call over your house for a Sunday dinner and you

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<v Speaker 3>can make the magic meatballs.

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<v Speaker 2>So can I have your credit card number? This time?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna hang out.

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<v Speaker 3>Wat I already told you that. Why not, sir, because

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<v Speaker 3>my meatballs are good as they are. You know we

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<v Speaker 3>make our meatballs.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you do that? Sir?

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<v Speaker 3>I swallow a handful of chop meat, and then I

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<v Speaker 3>press really hard. I pushed. You push your push, and

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<v Speaker 3>then they come out perfectly round.

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<v Speaker 2>There's the other end that's not very sanitary.

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<v Speaker 3>Ah, yeah, no doub because you started to make me aggravated.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, where do you live, sir by? Where do you live?

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<v Speaker 3>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>You seem to be getting disconnected. This is mister, I

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<v Speaker 2>know you are, buddy.

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<v Speaker 3>This is like the fourth time you call me the

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<v Speaker 3>last fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>You take some ground chop meat. I'm calling the.

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<v Speaker 3>Phone company to file a charge. You take the meatballs,

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<v Speaker 3>take the meatballs, stum down your throat so you don't

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<v Speaker 3>have to call me anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>All you do is take the plastic piece and press so.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't breathe while you're stuffing the meatballs down your

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<v Speaker 3>throat and leave me alone, all right?

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<v Speaker 2>So you press the meat.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, and then you you press your face up

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<v Speaker 3>against the wall so you look like a squashed meat

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<v Speaker 3>ball when.

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<v Speaker 2>You lift the plates are all perfectly rounded, right.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, for a perfectly sphracle, right like your brain with

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<v Speaker 3>nothing in it.

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<v Speaker 2>How would you like to order it this time?

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<v Speaker 3>Give me twenty of them, give me album gonna make

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<v Speaker 3>nine out of times. It's andre and eighty meat balls.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm holding for your credit card, obviously.

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<v Speaker 3>R O. The word no means I'm not interested in

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<v Speaker 3>a stupid thing. City Mark. You kill him with, chill

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<v Speaker 3>him hurt? What is this?

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<v Speaker 2>This is mister Michael, and.

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<v Speaker 3>Ask you about that. Michael. Yeah, here's what I here's

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<v Speaker 3>what I did to your magic meatballs. Listen to this,

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<v Speaker 3>so no, that is what is that? That was my

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<v Speaker 3>collar ball.

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<v Speaker 2>That would be a colossal waste of the meatball magic.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know, I know. Well that's what goes in there,

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<v Speaker 3>colossal waste. Come on, will cut it out now, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>This is mister Michael.

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<v Speaker 3>I know who to this is. Cut it out.

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<v Speaker 2>This is actually Skewy Jones. When you've been phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, oh my god. Yeah, this was on

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<v Speaker 3>the radio.

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<v Speaker 2>This was all the nets idea and.

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<v Speaker 3>That you got me, You got me. That guy was

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<v Speaker 3>a paint in the neck. You will not go.

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<v Speaker 2>This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all participants.

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<v Speaker 3>Phone tab

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