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Speaker 1: I think if I was in a dress, I think

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I could see that.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure.

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Speaker 2: They're like, move over, Lizzo, here's a new star in time.

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Speaker 1: There's a man doing it. Now.

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Speaker 2: You want to see some butt sheets that need to

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Speaker 2: be out?

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Speaker 1: Yea a rhythmic clapping?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Jump the kidding.

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Speaker 3: Your racists money stuff I can't tell me.

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Speaker 1: Welcome, Welcome, Welcome to another brand new episode of My

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Speaker 1: Mama Told.

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Speaker 2: Me, the podcast where we dive deep, deep into the

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Speaker 2: pockets of black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 1: And we were to prove that the k Y and

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Speaker 1: k Y jelly does in fact stand for Kentucky and

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Speaker 1: it is a proprietary blend invented by slaves. We want

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Speaker 1: our money back. Wait.

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Speaker 2: So if I'm understanding correctly, because boy, what an exciting

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Speaker 2: journey we're on. You're saying that these slaves thought to

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Speaker 2: use the chicken grease to fuck each other.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you said chicken grease.

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Speaker 2: Well you said Kentucky. I immediately went to Kentucky Fried Chicken.

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Speaker 2: I thought you were making two branches happen at once.

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Speaker 1: No, I just meant I guess I meant that there

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Speaker 1: were slaves in Kentucky.

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Speaker 2: I didn't hate, all right, all right, okay, no, but

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Speaker 2: let's play. Let's play a game, alright. So in theory,

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Speaker 2: there are slaves in Kentucky making sex grease there, I believe,

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Speaker 2: is what it's traditionally called. They're making this sex grease.

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Speaker 2: And you're saying that a slave owner an evil white,

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Speaker 2: not like you good whites who listen to the podcast. Oh,

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Speaker 2: you guys are the best whites, fine whites, some of

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Speaker 2: my favorite whites. There's just people with with whites for

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Speaker 2: Langston who signs behind me? Where are my whites? Where

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Speaker 2: are my crackers? But you're saying that these evil whites

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Speaker 2: stole that formula, stole that sex grease formula, and then

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Speaker 1: Yes, hell yeah, Because I mean, what's the one place

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Speaker 1: you would want to but chicken grease? Besides your mouth.

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Speaker 2: Come on, it's got to taste good down there a

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Speaker 2: little bit, you know it's gonna.

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Speaker 1: Make it taste worse.

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Speaker 2: It's gotta help. Well, I'm Lenggston Cartman, I'm David Bory

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Speaker 2: and and you've come, You've come so far, you've come

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Speaker 2: to a fantastic new episode and and specifically it is

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Speaker 2: an e Lenggston and David episode David and Langston and

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Speaker 2: you pick your poison and and just someone where we

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Speaker 2: just talk ship and unpack a few emails. Maybe just

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Speaker 2: let's figure out where our hearts lie in all of this.

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Speaker 1: Let's get to the bottom of it. It's January, you know,

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Speaker 1: New Year, New me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's god damn January.

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Speaker 1: What are you are you? Are you like a a

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Speaker 1: new year? Are you like a New Year's resolution person?

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Speaker 2: Uh? Not in a way that uh would create any

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Speaker 2: real accountability, if that makes sense. Yeah, It's like I

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Speaker 2: make some resolutions in my head where I'm like, hell, yeah,

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Speaker 2: come on, dog, you could get in shape this year. Hey,

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Speaker 2: big man, let's just let's just in sugar always forever

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Speaker 2: in your life what you need to And then sugar.

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Speaker 1: Shit is fucking killing me. It's really so bad for you, sugar.

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Speaker 1: For me, it's alcohol where I realized I'm like thirty five,

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I think that's why weed started to like become

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Speaker 1: No, there's nothing new and there's nothing new. You're just

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Speaker 2: Late, like yeah, and then you get married and and

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Speaker 2: Like, you've stolen a joy that I can't get back.

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Speaker 1: What's that a joy?

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Speaker 1: Like, like waking up scared that you got robbed? Maybe?

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I think, But then you volunteer for that

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Speaker 1: You know, I've been thinking about it because I did

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Speaker 1: and I came I came into the kitchen, man, and

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Speaker 1: there was I fried up spam. Oh no, And it's like, bro,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, man, that's not even the best thing

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Speaker 2: Oh man, that's that's haunting in either direction.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, like, like, this is a.

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Speaker 2: New apartment for you, You don't you don't have to have spam. No,

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Speaker 1: I eat spam? Did I not? Who's this lady?

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Speaker 2: Come on, man? The best We all love the finale

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Speaker 2: that happened all throughout the years. You know what I mean,

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Speaker 2: When you look up in the sky and you remember

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Speaker 1: That was the saddest one was that the one where

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Speaker 1: he wrote I'll miss you on the wall.

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Speaker 1: Like, nobody was funnier than Martin in the dress.

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Speaker 2: They could not keep it together to save their lives,

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Speaker 1: He was so funny. He did everything wid I here's

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Speaker 1: Have you ever seen nu Professor is the funniest thing

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was better at writing jokes

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Speaker 2: You literally went to Mecca to pray. You know what

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Speaker 1: Was nobody's ever killed his art. I love Dave Chappelle.

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Speaker 2: I listen, I'm not I don't disagree with this premise

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a DayWalker for sure.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and he wears the long coats to match the aesthetic.

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Speaker 1: He wears weird clothes, but there's a stand up thing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I still respect a stand up who's

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Speaker 2: And then somebody would write a think piece about how

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Speaker 2: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, your body is too serious for dresses. Yeah, and

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Speaker 2: I don't like the way Chappelle tanked that for for

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Speaker 1: Some of the greatest comedy ever been done in dresses.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, we we really fell in love with comedy

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Speaker 2: All of it's because of racism. But what parts of

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Speaker 1: That's all I care about. Put that dress on. But

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Speaker 1: there's a young Canadian listening to this God, put that dress.

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Speaker 2: Slip on that red dress and some high he do it.

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Speaker 1: For those of us who can't, come on, man, hashtag,

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Speaker 2: Put that hashtag. Put that dress on. This will blow up, right,

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Speaker 2: this will turn into some sort of challenge. You're getting.

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Speaker 1: Put that dress on.

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Speaker 2: Put that dress on. Challenge brought to you by Ma.

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Speaker 2: put that dress on.

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Speaker 1: Put that dress on, you, beautiful man.

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Speaker 2: Only if it's funny. Only if it's funny, or if

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Speaker 1: No buff, dudes, you gotta be soft buff.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, big old muscles pop out the dress.

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Speaker 1: That's not anybody's gonna focus on.

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Speaker 1: Just oh yeah, let's do an email. I got I

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Speaker 2: We we before we started, we were we were debating

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Speaker 2: Does poop in the mouth conspiracy theory trigger anything for you?

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Speaker 1: Not? No, there's no conversations I've had or like, no,

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Speaker 2: don't match colors. Something ain't right here. Yeah, it looks

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Speaker 2: very real, and I can't I can't go back to

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Speaker 2: I want to vomit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah eight something like that.

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Speaker 2: Oh, seven eight something.

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Speaker 1: We didn't know what to do with the Internet yet.

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Speaker 2: No, And and frankly, if the fact that people didn't

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Speaker 1: No, No, it was unregular. It was the wild wild

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Speaker 2: Cause like, all right, not for nothing that that's some

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Speaker 2: I mean, the archives, and then we just started going

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, that was like because it was like I've

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that it was that broke a seal for like,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because once now that you know that that's out there,

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Speaker 2: I got and some of us had to know, and

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Speaker 2: some of us were like, I'm good, I'm going to

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Speaker 2: And that fucking video, I would say holds holds a

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I would like to find them. I wonder if

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Speaker 2: I guess that's weird for me to ask, as if

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Speaker 2: you were I gotta find that cup? What you did?

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Speaker 1: They burned the cup.

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Speaker 2: Imagine the intern that had to wash out that cup

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Speaker 1: Where is that true crime documentary? They're fucking talking about

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Speaker 1: everything else? Why don't we have a two girls, one

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Speaker 2: The fact that they haven't come forward and said like

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Speaker 2: something something crazy you had to have had They had

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Speaker 1: I think that they I don't know, maybe they're maybe

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Speaker 2: Okay, but but great.

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Speaker 1: The word great is not a moral word. It's just

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess where I start to worry or worry wonder?

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Speaker 2: I guess is something that popular? They couldn't have been

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Speaker 1: As much as it was seen, no.

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Speaker 2: So so why haven't we heard of any of them

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Speaker 2: are the two girls one Cup Girl?

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Speaker 1: Where they at? Where's the cameraman? Girls?

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Speaker 2: And specifically the two girls one cup girl? Dog? We

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Speaker 2: gotta make the tea that's a perfect goddamn T shirt

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Speaker 2: is bring Back our Girl hashtag bring back our Girls,

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Speaker 2: And it's just the image of the two girls one

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Speaker 1: Bro. You know what's crazy is they could walk into

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Speaker 2: You wouldn't recognize them because they're not covered in poop.

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Speaker 2: They were covered in poop. People.

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Speaker 4: I know you, Oh, I recognized you.

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Speaker 1: Wait, so why were we talk. We're talking about poop

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the poop and mouth conspiracy. There is what what

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Speaker 2: Carly sent us. Carly sent us this email and she said, Hey,

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Speaker 2: Langston and David, I love your show. I've been talking

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Speaker 2: own conspiracy and finally making it happen. So here we go.

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Speaker 2: I am biracialal My black mom and her extended family

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Speaker 2: like actual physical poop in your mouth. It was devious

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Speaker 2: and insanely effective. Where you at so far? Where what

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Speaker 2: are your feelings? I'll finish the email. Let's let's gauge

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Speaker 1: Listen, I'm not a doctor. Okay, here's what I got.

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Speaker 1: Poop is made out of food.

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Speaker 2: That's rights as.

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Speaker 1: Far as I can go on. That's as far as

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Speaker 1: I can do. I think that like if I just

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Speaker 1: would turn the poop. No, I think it would smell bad.

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Speaker 2: Mmmm.

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Speaker 1: But do I think it would turn turn it in

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Speaker 2: Do you think it would smell bad? Like poop bad

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Speaker 1: It's like, have you ever like douse those little the

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Speaker 1: I got them?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, those the things that people are are throwing

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah. Sometimes I'll pull like a

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Speaker 1: and it smells pretty bad, and that SIT's just been

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Speaker 1: like yeah, so like extrapolate that over time. I think,

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Speaker 1: I think that's something happened. I don't know. This is

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Speaker 2: It is. I guess where my brain originally went. Is

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Speaker 2: holding food you don't like in your mouth. It would

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Speaker 2: that you've put it in your mouth, you've you've already

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Speaker 2: crossed the threshold. You don't just finished the motherfucker.

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Speaker 1: That's what I mean. Children are stupid.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the craziest part of this to me, is

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Speaker 2: that's the worst part. Also, that's crazy to me because

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Speaker 2: one thing we never had, like nasty meals in my mouth,

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00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:49,639
Speaker 2: Like are you pants cook? My mom could cook. She

442
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:52,600
Speaker 2: didn't love doing it, but she could cook. My dad

443
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:55,640
Speaker 2: I think had like four meals that he knew how

444
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:59,000
Speaker 2: to handle, and like we would have those pretty consistently.

445
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 2: They hit for for my palette then and and I'm

446
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:05,080
Speaker 2: a big fan of my Daddy's a good man, good

447
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 2: man good But I wouldn't say that. I I'd like

448
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:13,639
Speaker 2: go to somebody else's house and be like, man, you

449
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:16,920
Speaker 2: gotta try my dad's tomato chicken. It's like, I don't

450
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:18,439
Speaker 2: I enjoyed it.

451
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:19,800
Speaker 1: What it was?

452
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:23,480
Speaker 2: Chicken with tomatoes all over it? I don't know. Again,

453
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:25,439
Speaker 2: good man.

454
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,320
Speaker 1: I don't put those two words together.

455
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:32,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you want from me?

456
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:33,800
Speaker 1: No?

457
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:41,439
Speaker 2: No, I'm a victim too, So I was like, no,

458
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:44,520
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say, like, you know, great chef, but

459
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 2: I enjoyed what we had growing up and and have

460
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:52,159
Speaker 2: zero regrets about having ate it. Do you know what

461
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:52,440
Speaker 2: I mean?

462
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:59,359
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, tomato chicken. But that's big. That's like

463
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:01,280
Speaker 1: prison's parents food was nasty.

464
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:05,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that part's pretty clear. Was like, this is

465
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:09,159
Speaker 2: nasty food, but apparently also nasty because it was so

466
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 2: unseasoned and so sort of like blank that it was.

467
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,919
Speaker 2: You could keep it in your mouth for for sometimes

468
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:22,359
Speaker 2: hours at a time to escape responsibility of finishing your plate.

469
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 1: Yeah I don't. But do I think you Okay, So

470
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,400
Speaker 1: back to this conspiracy beery. Yeah, no, I don't think

471
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,200
Speaker 1: it would turn anoop mm hmm.

472
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:40,560
Speaker 2: I I guess I kind of do. I guess, if

473
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,960
Speaker 2: I'm being completely honest, I don't think that it's necessarily

474
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,399
Speaker 2: gonna take the form that poop does. I think you

475
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:48,680
Speaker 2: gotta make it all the way down to the end

476
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:54,840
Speaker 2: of the train to to to get that blackened uh cajun, Yeah,

477
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:58,320
Speaker 2: that Cajun flavoring that that ends up with poop. But

478
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:02,280
Speaker 2: I do think that that's It's like the difference between

479
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:05,879
Speaker 2: like black and salmon and like and like sushi, do

480
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:08,280
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Like theyre's still both fish.

481
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 2: It's just like, oh, okay, this is poop. This is

482
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:16,640
Speaker 2: like gross fucking mush that like is to your point,

483
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:19,840
Speaker 2: gonna stink and like be vile in a way. That's

484
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:22,639
Speaker 2: like pretty close to poop. If we if we like

485
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:25,480
Speaker 2: had a scientist in a in a glass, you know

486
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:25,880
Speaker 2: what I mean.

487
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,960
Speaker 1: I mean, But isn't poop, man, we're talking so much

488
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:34,679
Speaker 1: about is it? It's like, but poop is also stripped

489
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:37,680
Speaker 1: of all the nutrients. It's like you take all the

490
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 1: nutrients out and then your body pushes out the rest. Yeah.

491
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 2: And I think that at least in my understanding, that

492
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 2: the more that we cook something right, the more that

493
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 2: we heat it, the more that we uh that the

494
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:54,160
Speaker 2: more nutrients are lost into the atmosphere or I guess

495
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:57,560
Speaker 2: into the fire, whatever the fuck it is. And similarly,

496
00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:03,400
Speaker 2: I think when you leave something soaking in a saliva

497
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:07,480
Speaker 2: or around bacteria, that's gonna be eating up those nutrients.

498
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 2: I think in this case, we're just not absorbing them

499
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 2: the way that we would. They're just being dissolved in

500
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 2: our bullshit mouths. Okay, I mean you don't you have no,

501
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:22,520
Speaker 2: I have no, I have no.

502
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 1: This is the weirdest conspiracy theory because it's not based

503
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 1: in race. So I have no like, I have no

504
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 1: like people I want to win or lose.

505
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:38,160
Speaker 2: You, I got you. Let's read on because maybe, and

506
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:41,120
Speaker 2: it's worth noting that I do believe Carly said that

507
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:44,200
Speaker 2: she was raised by her black mom, yes, and extended family,

508
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 2: and so it sounds like they were doing this in

509
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 2: a black household, and subsequently it came from a black

510
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,240
Speaker 2: parent that that you got shit in your mouth if

511
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 2: you hold it in your face. I need proof with

512
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:03,120
Speaker 2: like that, I got you. You need somebody to poop

513
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:05,800
Speaker 2: out their mouth and then you're like, God, I got you.

514
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, there it is.

515
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:10,720
Speaker 2: She goes on to say, So I'll be the first

516
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:14,840
Speaker 2: to admit that this isn't a textbook conspiracy theory per se,

517
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:18,000
Speaker 2: but I certainly believed it and was deceived by it

518
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:21,400
Speaker 2: for an embarrassingly long time. I also came to realize

519
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:24,680
Speaker 2: there's some poignant themes in there that I didn't really

520
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:27,360
Speaker 2: process until I was an adult, something about not letting

521
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:30,360
Speaker 2: anything go to waste and not taking food for granted,

522
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:33,080
Speaker 2: especially when so many others in our community of lower

523
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:37,960
Speaker 2: income black and brown families went without Anyhow, over the years,

524
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 2: I always get a good laugh when I tell people

525
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 2: about this lie. Or is it that my mama told

526
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:45,880
Speaker 2: me that I thought you guys would get a laugh

527
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:51,760
Speaker 2: too much? Love Carly, Yeah, Carly, your mama is a liar. Yeah,

528
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 2: she lied to you.

529
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 1: Probably you didn't want to eat a nasty as food.

530
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:58,000
Speaker 2: I get it, But you know what I see the vision,

531
00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:05,000
Speaker 2: my ma. I think that whatever's been whatever's been kept

532
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:08,160
Speaker 2: in your face is equivalent to shit at the point

533
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,120
Speaker 2: that you would spit it out, and it is not

534
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:15,720
Speaker 2: only harmful and wasteful, but it also is basically poopish.

535
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:19,160
Speaker 2: It's poop, It's it's Kenny Barus brings to all of

536
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:23,280
Speaker 2: us poopish. It's a lighter poop, it's.

537
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:24,200
Speaker 1: A biracial poop.

538
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:27,320
Speaker 2: It's a biracial poop, but it's it's got its own

539
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 2: struggles that we were unaware of twenty years ago.

540
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 1: Poopish starring Tracy Yellen is wrong.

541
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:38,760
Speaker 2: She's back back.

542
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 1: Baby. You can't can't give a good man? Damn? Do

543
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 1: you want to come see my mama told me live

544
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,840
Speaker 1: at the Allegiant Theater on February sixteenth. But you don't

545
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 1: live in Los Angeles? Have we got an offer for you?

546
00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:01,040
Speaker 1: We're live streaming it be a moment. What do you

547
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:03,719
Speaker 1: in Q and A's you can see me, you can

548
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:05,960
Speaker 1: see Langston. Tell them about it, Langston.

549
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 2: Please purchase tickets at moment dot co slash. My mama

550
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 2: told me again February sixteenth at the Aleician Theater, but

551
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,480
Speaker 2: in your homes for the live stream or the next

552
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 2: five days after, so buy those tickets. Olivia mentioned that

553
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:31,080
Speaker 2: there is apparently a disease, a disorder of sorts.

554
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 1: Oh, because if you hold it for too long when

555
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:34,280
Speaker 1: it comes at your mouth.

556
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:42,720
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, so well apparently there's something uh yeah, feculent vomiting,

557
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:46,719
Speaker 2: fecal being the root word there. If anybody was wondering

558
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:53,720
Speaker 2: where people throw up poop out of their mouths, I

559
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:56,320
Speaker 2: guess unexpectedly.

560
00:32:55,840 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 1: Which truly sounds like the worst day. There's no what

561
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:01,480
Speaker 1: do you do?

562
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, let's say you're at dinner. Right, Let's say

563
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:18,720
Speaker 2: let's say you're at a fine Lebanese restaurant and and

564
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 2: you you feculent vomit out of your face or do

565
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 2: you wait for the check? Do you how do you

566
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 2: proceed after that?

567
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:33,960
Speaker 1: I'm out? Are you kidding? No, fucking you?

568
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:36,520
Speaker 2: You vomit out of your you vomit ship out of

569
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 2: your face, and then you just stand up and you

570
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 2: you just walk. You just meeting you.

571
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 1: Again, probably not even on that side of town, to

572
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:48,320
Speaker 1: be honest, I won't come back.

573
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:50,959
Speaker 2: So you're not moving cities. But you are like a

574
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,520
Speaker 2: New Borough kind of dude.

575
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:53,640
Speaker 1: I'm off that street.

576
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:54,440
Speaker 2: I got you?

577
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Ship out of my mouths Now,

578
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 1: I'm gone brover.

579
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 2: Well, this is a very real thing that apparently exists,

580
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 2: and the American Journal of Surgery I'm reading now looks

581
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:18,440
Speaker 2: specifically at feculent bombing. Researchers found that throwing up poop,

582
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:22,960
Speaker 2: while not common, was associated with some type of intestinal obstruction,

583
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 2: including either of the following mechanical intestinal obstruction a partial

584
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 2: or complete blockage of the intestine that's more common in

585
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:38,040
Speaker 2: the small bow paralytic obstruction. With this condition, muscle or

586
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 2: nerve problems disrupt the normal muscle contractions of the intestines.

587
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 2: A paralytic can can cause symptoms of an intestinal blockage,

588
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 2: but there's not a physical blockage. So it sounds like

589
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:54,680
Speaker 2: most of this has to do with the intestine more

590
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:57,960
Speaker 2: than just you holding it in your mouth and then

591
00:34:58,040 --> 00:34:58,720
Speaker 2: becoming poop.

592
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 1: Right, this is your testings is fucked up. It's gotta

593
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:02,640
Speaker 1: come out.

594
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:06,799
Speaker 2: And they're like, we're going back, baby.

595
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:11,719
Speaker 1: Staking ass bread. I miss bad breath jokes. Remember when

596
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 1: there used to be so many bad breath jokes? When

597
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:14,640
Speaker 1: did we stopped doing that?

598
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:19,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, I will say that that one of Uh it's

599
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:21,840
Speaker 2: a bad breath joke that lives in my head forever,

600
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:24,880
Speaker 2: and it's a it's it happened to a very funny

601
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:28,480
Speaker 2: comedian and a friend. So I won't name names, but uh,

602
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 2: one time we were leaving we were leaving a concert.

603
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:37,600
Speaker 2: It was me, Jack and a few others and this

604
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:42,480
Speaker 2: comedian and uh, at one point, out of nowhere, Jack

605
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:46,200
Speaker 2: just turned to this dude and was like, donk your

606
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 2: breath is fucking like shit. It's like and we've all

607
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:58,879
Speaker 2: been talking about it. Everybody knows that, come on, man,

608
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 2: we gotta do something. And then walked him into a

609
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:06,880
Speaker 2: convenience store and bought him gum in front of like

610
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 2: ten people and like made this big announcement. It was

611
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:14,319
Speaker 2: one of the meanest, most effective things that he could

612
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:16,240
Speaker 2: have possibly do done in that moment.

613
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:21,920
Speaker 1: But like, did his did you see this guy later?

614
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 1: And or was his breath?

615
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:23,759
Speaker 3: No?

616
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 2: He kept hanging out with us and and it helped.

617
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 2: The gum definitely helped. And I feel ashamed even bringing

618
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:34,280
Speaker 2: it up, but it was so much funny but is insane.

619
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:38,719
Speaker 2: It was truly one of the funniest things that that

620
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:42,360
Speaker 2: has ever happened where because he was talking, he was

621
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,880
Speaker 2: happening a good night, we have been to a concert,

622
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:48,440
Speaker 2: We were just enjoying some shit, and Jack was just like,

623
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:54,480
Speaker 2: bro your breath. Everybody, look the secrets out, man. Everybody knows.

624
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:57,160
Speaker 2: We've already had private conversations about it.

625
00:36:57,239 --> 00:36:59,839
Speaker 1: You got it. That's that's the beauty of Jack. Though

626
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 1: It's like you do have to like, he could have

627
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 1: not done it, you know what I mean.

628
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:06,160
Speaker 2: I wasn't gonna do it.

629
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:08,000
Speaker 1: That's the big.

630
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:11,839
Speaker 2: It was just gonna be. You know, I was just

631
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:15,200
Speaker 2: gonna have a rough night. I was like, Man, if

632
00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:18,120
Speaker 2: I drink enough, maybe this will You don't smell nothing

633
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:24,600
Speaker 2: when you drunk. Yeah yeah, walk the man into a

634
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:31,480
Speaker 2: bodega and said here fix this. So to your point,

635
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:34,040
Speaker 2: I think there's still some bad breath jokes out there.

636
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:38,799
Speaker 4: They just think good hidden as often as they used to.

637
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:43,319
Speaker 4: It was the mainstay of my childhood. The problem with

638
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:46,480
Speaker 4: bad breath is like people could lie about it. Whoa

639
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:50,040
Speaker 4: people could be like, oh, he's breast stinks, and then

640
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:52,440
Speaker 4: it's like, but does it? Are you just being me?

641
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:54,880
Speaker 2: Oh?

642
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 1: Like?

643
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 2: Meaning like if I if I say your breast stinks,

644
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 2: but you're not nearby to prove it, I'm just I'm

645
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:03,759
Speaker 2: just saying a random thing about you.

646
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:07,160
Speaker 1: Like if a woman says that your breath staying, there's

647
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 1: no you can't, there's no rebuttal.

648
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:11,080
Speaker 2: Yeah she's just a hater.

649
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 1: But but there's no like you coming and being like no,

650
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 1: actually I brushed my teeth. She just didn't like me.

651
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 1: Oh you know what I'm saying. It's just like your breastinks.

652
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 2: Then oh you're saying that at the point there's no

653
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 2: rebuttal for the receiver of that.

654
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:29,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no there's no you can't you can't beat that.

655
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:34,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, it does it. It sucks when they're I think

656
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:36,840
Speaker 2: it got overused in the nineties, right, There was a

657
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 2: point where like they were constantly telling people their breast things,

658
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 2: and it was like, yeah, but you're nowhere near them.

659
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:44,120
Speaker 2: We don't even how do you know?

660
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, I got watered down.

661
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:49,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, it got super watered down. But then there was

662
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 2: a point to your point where it was like, oh,

663
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:54,520
Speaker 2: if somebody said it to you and they were close

664
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 2: enough and or like had a context to be able

665
00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:59,440
Speaker 2: to point it out, it became a thing that you

666
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:02,359
Speaker 2: was like a challenge for the rest of your life.

667
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:06,160
Speaker 1: Right right, right, right, right, right, man, we gotta bring

668
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 1: that back.

669
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:10,279
Speaker 2: I used to carry banaka just out of fear of.

670
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:15,959
Speaker 1: I don't works that well.

671
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 2: I don't think it does either. I think you're truly

672
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:22,759
Speaker 2: just getting kind of buzzed off of of a listerine.

673
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:24,560
Speaker 1: Do they even make it anymore?

674
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:26,360
Speaker 2: I think they still make banaka.

675
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, that was some fresh shirt to do. Though

676
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:32,800
Speaker 1: it's under twenty and you had banaka. That was pretty fresh.

677
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:34,440
Speaker 2: You just sprayed a couple of times, and it was

678
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 2: like a cool as hell. Yeah, you end up at

679
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:39,799
Speaker 2: a girl's house and you know that that part of

680
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 2: the night where you got to empty your pockets and

681
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:43,040
Speaker 2: you pull some knockout.

682
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, she knows you're on point.

683
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:46,799
Speaker 2: She knows you're playing this. This is.

684
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 1: This girl.

685
00:39:51,160 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 2: I was always ready for you, shorty later today. Yeah, man,

686
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:03,040
Speaker 2: you know what, don't buy it. I'm gonna send you

687
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:05,160
Speaker 2: some knock I'm gonna send you a big old case

688
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 2: of man so you can get back to whatever whatever

689
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 2: that is for you. Keep some on the bedside, keep

690
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:19,279
Speaker 2: some in your sock like an extra gun. You got

691
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:21,640
Speaker 2: a little bit knock a holester right on your sock.

692
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:28,880
Speaker 1: I like to put it in the little pocket, you know,

693
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:33,920
Speaker 1: the fifth pocket on the that's where goes just in

694
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 1: case don't go out your soul. You gotta have cash run.

695
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:40,800
Speaker 2: You gotta have one hundred dollars in your little pocket.

696
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:47,120
Speaker 2: Come on, man. So so it doesn't sound, it doesn't

697
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:51,560
Speaker 2: sound like you're you're even still convinced that this is

698
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:53,520
Speaker 2: one and.

699
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:56,399
Speaker 1: This was complicated because this one was not. This isn't

700
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:59,239
Speaker 1: a that's not a typical conspiracy theory. You know what

701
00:40:59,280 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 1: I mean.

702
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,919
Speaker 2: I think in this case, it feels like your mom

703
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:08,200
Speaker 2: was writing her own contemporary allegories, like in the same

704
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:11,719
Speaker 2: way that like Jonas in the Whale, ain't that his name?

705
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:16,319
Speaker 2: Jonah Jonah and the Whale is he didn't really get

706
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 2: swallowed by a whale and then come out of it.

707
00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:22,440
Speaker 2: But it's a lesson about like faithfulness.

708
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:26,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, my mom used to tell me. My mom told

709
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 1: me if you swallowed chewing gum, and this is a

710
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 1: direct quote, it will rub against your gut and.

711
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 2: You will die.

712
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:35,920
Speaker 1: And then and I thought it was just me. I

713
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 1: talked to my little brother about it recently. She told

714
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:41,600
Speaker 1: him the same thing, not basing anything other than don't

715
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 1: eat gum.

716
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:46,280
Speaker 2: What you shouldn't eat gum. It's really really bad for you, That's.

717
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 1: What I'm saying. And I think that's where it came from.

718
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:49,360
Speaker 1: She was like, if you eat because you know, I

719
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:52,080
Speaker 1: was a kid, I was fucking housing big weak chu.

720
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:58,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll take your thickest pack, sir.

721
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 1: Yes, sir, and the bubble tape to go. Yeah.

722
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:10,839
Speaker 2: I think I think that's one of those where it's like, yeah,

723
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:14,440
Speaker 2: technically you will die, but it's not just because of

724
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:16,480
Speaker 2: the one piece of bubble gum. You would have to

725
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:20,560
Speaker 2: be doing that constantly for a long, active period of

726
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 2: time for this to start to have its residual effects.

727
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:25,680
Speaker 1: And the point is that it worked to this day.

728
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:28,279
Speaker 1: I don't swallow gum, and I think Carly eats all

729
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 1: her food.

730
00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:33,360
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, Carly, we hope that you are finishing your plate.

731
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:36,799
Speaker 2: We hope you have a big old pile of unseasoned

732
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:39,279
Speaker 2: pasta in front of you right now, and and you

733
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:41,839
Speaker 2: finish it anyway because of fear that you might be

734
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:43,279
Speaker 2: shitting out your.

735
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:45,240
Speaker 1: Face eat all that tomato chicken.

736
00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:57,120
Speaker 2: I did, and I like it. Bory, do you want

737
00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:58,799
Speaker 2: to tell the people where they can find you and

738
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:00,080
Speaker 2: what cool should you have going on?

739
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:03,280
Speaker 1: You can find me a cool guy Jokes eighty seven

740
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:06,080
Speaker 1: on Instagram.

741
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:07,239
Speaker 2: And as always you can. You can follow me at

742
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:11,000
Speaker 2: Langston Kerman and go subscribe to our YouTube hang Out

743
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 2: Bullshit whatever that is. And uh, all right, that's it, bye, bitch.

744
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:26,320
Speaker 3: The government babies grow chips in your bees. All Kuala

745
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:35,440
Speaker 3: bears are racist. The Old Slayer wholesale money many turkey stuff.

746
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Speaker 3: I can't tell me