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Speaker 1: All right, you found us on a Friday. Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the podcast, Alexis. How many five hour.

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Speaker 2: Energy bottles did you count in the trash can? I

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Speaker 2: think it was eleven? Oh, guys, fifty five hours energy?

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Speaker 2: My god. Let's just hope Jeffrey's heart doesn't explode. His

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Speaker 2: fuel for his parody song.

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Speaker 1: Today's song of the week is in well today's podcast.

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Speaker 2: There it goes, let's start it now.

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Speaker 3: I just came to a sad realization today.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's not a good way to start the day.

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Speaker 3: Jess Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. I know that, Brooke,

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Speaker 3: but it happened.

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Speaker 2: Do you need a hug?

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 3: Listeners probably don't know this, but the majority of my

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Speaker 3: day here I don't actually spend in this studio doing

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Speaker 3: my on air magic.

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Speaker 5: No, you're actually if you're in studio.

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Speaker 6: Man.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know a lot of people assume we all

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Speaker 3: hang out in this room all morning long. Together.

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Speaker 1: We turned up the music, we danced laughing, and we're

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Speaker 1: tossing cheese puffs into each other's mouth.

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Speaker 2: Over here.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's not actually how It's fine. But there

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Speaker 3: is another room right now to the studio that I

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Speaker 3: write in and work with our producer planning the show. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's called the ox Booth and Brook. How big would

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Speaker 3: you say? That room is? Like eight by four? Maybe?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: About yeah, about eight by four I'd say.

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Speaker 3: You know, maybe nine Smaller than your walking closet at

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Speaker 3: home for sure, Maybe a little bigger than the space

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Speaker 3: you keep your husband in at night.

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Speaker 2: But it does always have a bad smell.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let's spend so long in there. When I came

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Speaker 3: into a producer, boy calculated my age along with the

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Speaker 3: amount of time that I've wrote here, because that's the

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Speaker 3: type of man that he is. Yeah, and according to

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Speaker 3: the numbers, it says I've spent about forty two point

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Speaker 3: eight percent of my life inside that tiny booth just

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Speaker 3: living in there.

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Speaker 1: Oh I could you had a good ten years where

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Speaker 1: we actually didn't even let you come out of it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. You know I was locked in there.

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Speaker 3: I basically graduated college and went straight into a soundproof room.

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Speaker 3: You know that. That's where I'm at at this point.

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Speaker 3: How am I supposed to feel? Now?

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Speaker 2: Feel good? You love this job?

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Speaker 8: J Just no?

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Speaker 3: I think I just kind of feel numb at this point. Yeah, sense,

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Speaker 3: but it is definitely eye opening when you go out

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Speaker 3: and talk to other people who are like, oh, man,

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Speaker 3: I've been working at my job four whole years. I'm

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Speaker 3: never gonna get out another four.

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Speaker 5: Years in here.

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Speaker 3: It'll be up to fifty percent of my life.

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Speaker 1: You know, though, you know that we're so lucky because

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Speaker 1: most people at radio.

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Speaker 2: Get fired after a good three years.

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Speaker 3: Right, even they're the lucky one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, somehow we're still here like cockroaches.

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Speaker 2: I can't get rid of us.

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Speaker 9: I just thought of a happy thought. One day, all

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Speaker 9: your life events could happen in the ox booth.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, may get married in twenty to thirty years.

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Speaker 3: I'll die in that room. I can't wait. We're just

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Speaker 3: let's shot up and.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, there's some other producer working around your fidy. I

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Speaker 5: got the music in.

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Speaker 3: All right, so on that lovely high end.

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Speaker 2: Okay, give boards of encouragement to Jim.

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Speaker 3: Jim and your shot collar. Question of the day with

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Speaker 3: the one thing that gives me help in this world

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Speaker 3: digital Jake, bring a smile to me, Jake.

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Speaker 10: Well, I'm not sure what happened yesterday. Mercury was in

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Speaker 10: retro grade or if the smell of Brooks microwaves, scallop

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Speaker 10: and seaweed breakfast burritos, summoting all your pain cells, but

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Speaker 10: every single one of you got your answers wrong and

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Speaker 10: trying to identify the ages of our favorite senior citizen celebrity. Yeah,

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Speaker 10: I made a good decision because it's National Older Americans

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Speaker 10: Month it is today, and instead of respecting your elders,

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Speaker 10: the four of you basically slapped granny and grandpa right

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Speaker 10: across the.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, careful, Tom Cruise is going to punch us back.

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Speaker 10: And so I'm going to give you all one more

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Speaker 10: chance to show that you actually have some reverence for

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Speaker 10: the generations that came before us. In another her Golden Oldies.

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Speaker 3: Edition of the shock Collar Question of the Day, I.

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Speaker 2: Love the show. You know what didn't work yesterday, We'll

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Speaker 2: try to.

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Speaker 10: Keep it today, says yesterday. I'll give you each the

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Speaker 10: name of a famous older celebrity. You just have to

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Speaker 10: tell me if they're older, younger, or exactly sixty one

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Speaker 10: years of eight.

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Speaker 3: Sounds easier than it is.

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Speaker 10: It's incredibly easy. Come on, Okay, let's start with Alexus.

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Speaker 10: All right, alexis your actress, actress this time with young women.

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Speaker 10: Lisa Kudro is she older, younger? Or exactly sixty one

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Speaker 10: years ago.

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Speaker 9: I highly recommend you say younger, Like, no matter what,

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Speaker 9: if it's a girl.

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Speaker 3: Just be kind. It's tricky because she was the oldest

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Speaker 3: of all the friends on the show.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so she's older than the guys on the show too.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I believe she was.

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Speaker 2: Thinking friends like started early two thousands and.

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Speaker 10: She ended early.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I feel like I started in like ninety

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Speaker 1: five or.

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Speaker 2: She was probably already like thirty something. I don't know

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Speaker 2: it is my age range or twenty. Are you gonna

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Speaker 2: do math right now?

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Speaker 11: I think she's over sixty one is where my math

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Speaker 10: Okay, you're saying older, Yeah, Lisa kudro is, how dare

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Speaker 10: you she's younger than sixty one?

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Speaker 3: Is she she's sixty?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 3: But still, how dare you think five?

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Speaker 10: Over the last two days, Let's go over to Brooks. Okay,

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Speaker 10: brook your celebrity is boxer Mike Tyson. Is he older,

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Speaker 10: younger or exactly sixty one years of age?

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Speaker 1: It would be amazing, like if he's older than sixty

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Speaker 1: one to still be in that greatest shape, right, But

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Speaker 1: that's all he does, that's his whole life has been

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Speaker 1: dedicated to his body face tattoos.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, company on the hangover, Yes he does.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's hard for me to think he's older than

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Speaker 1: sixty one, though.

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Speaker 2: Am I going to exact age or younger?

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Speaker 5: Exact? I can see it.

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Speaker 2: I'm not an exact age. I think he's exactly.

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Speaker 10: Sixty one, brook says, Mike Tyson is exactly sixty one.

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Speaker 7: He is.

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Speaker 10: Younger than sixty one.

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Speaker 5: He's fifty eighth.

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Speaker 3: Yes, this is so easy.

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Speaker 10: I don't see how you guys are missing it. Let's

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Speaker 10: move over to jose A. Right, jose your celebrity is

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Speaker 10: Michael Jordan. Oh, he older, younger or exactly sixty one

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Speaker 9: I feel like if Tyson is fifty eight, Jordan's got

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Speaker 9: to be at least three years older.

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Speaker 2: Right, you think he's older? Why?

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Speaker 9: When I was a kid, I remember Mike Tyson being

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Speaker 9: like a young boxer, and Michael Jordan's.

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Speaker 5: Always seemed old to me. I don't know, cause he's

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Speaker 5: just been a champion.

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Speaker 11: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Plus, when he got sucked into the space jam world,

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Speaker 3: the whole time stood still for a few years, so

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Speaker 3: he didn't work.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I kind of want to do exact age. Also, because

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Speaker 5: I'm scarred.

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Speaker 10: For are you brave enough? You're not brave enough yesterday

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Speaker 10: enough today.

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Speaker 12: Jake, for all the glory, Michael Jordan's exactly sixty.

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Speaker 10: One, Jose said, Michael Jordan's exactly sixty one. That is, Yeah,

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Speaker 10: that is Michael Jordan's sixty one.

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Speaker 5: We didn't get it wrong there, oh for six.

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Speaker 3: All right, let's go over to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 10: Okay, Jeffrey, your celebrity shares your name. His name is

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Speaker 10: Jeff Bezos oh older, younger or exactly.

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Speaker 9: Sixty one, Brooks good friend, Geez, Me and his wife

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Speaker 9: hang out all.

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Speaker 2: The times together women.

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Speaker 3: Now, Bezos looks kind of good lately. He's like working out. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: he's shaving himself up. But that can trick you because

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Speaker 3: the billionaires with their like cryogenic space pods, like you

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Speaker 3: can't tell what age they are.

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Speaker 1: Well, and he's also probably not really working anymore, you

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Speaker 1: know what I mean, So like all of his time

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Speaker 1: is spent just looking better, no more stress.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's why I think Jeff is probably also

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Speaker 3: exactly sixty one.

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Speaker 10: Ripple exact guesses in a row. I've waited for this

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Speaker 10: moment my whole life, Jeff says, exactly sixty one, Jeff

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Speaker 10: Bezos is he's younger. He's sixty years old. Jose, you've

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Speaker 10: won the older American shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 3: Jose, you get to choose your get shocked today, and

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Speaker 3: whoever it is is gonna say hips don't lie by Shakira,

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Speaker 3: this is about.

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Speaker 5: The old people. So screw the youngest person in the room.

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Speaker 2: That's right, Shock, I'm on tonight. You know my hips

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Speaker 2: don't lie. And I'm starting to feel you now.

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Speaker 7: Shock Collar question of the day, Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 7: the morning.

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Speaker 3: If you're buying this, you officially have way too much money.

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Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey and Brook put your check book down,

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Speaker 3: okay or whatever it is. You don't have to prove

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Speaker 3: it to us.

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Speaker 5: Brooks like, okay, we make sure the head.

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Speaker 3: Over door Instagram and check out the pictures of what

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Speaker 3: I'm about to tell you. But in late January, the

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Speaker 3: fruit company del Monte unveiled a new type of fruit,

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Speaker 3: but it was only available in China until now.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, didn't we talk about this?

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Speaker 3: We did, That's why I said. In late January, we

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Speaker 3: talked about this, but you forgot you can get it

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Speaker 3: in the us. Now, finally I'm talking about the four

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Speaker 3: hundred dollars ruby glow pineapples.

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Speaker 2: Get out of here.

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Speaker 3: I'm showing a picture to everybody. Right now.

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Speaker 2: You get toy and they come in a box, Like,

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Speaker 2: come on, you.

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Speaker 3: Want to know what's different about these pineapples?

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Speaker 2: Are these the pink ones?

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Speaker 3: They're slightly red on the outside if you look at

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Speaker 3: the picture that you're holding.

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Speaker 1: Yes, we don't have a very good printer, so it's

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Speaker 1: always hard to get correct.

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Speaker 3: As for the inside, it's quote bright yellow, and del

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Speaker 3: Monte says it has a sweet flavor similar to their

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Speaker 3: normal ones.

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Speaker 2: That's exactly like a normal pineapple.

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Speaker 3: Jeff, Basically the same as your three dollar ones you'd

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Speaker 3: buy at the store. But I will tell you these

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Speaker 3: pineapples are slightly different because there are pineapple snobs online

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Speaker 3: who are arguing that the Chinese hybrid is a little

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Speaker 3: bit sweeter and slightly less bitter.

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Speaker 2: So it's worth three hundred and ninety five dollars more.

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Speaker 3: Well, the real reason they're so expensive is they're only

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Speaker 3: selling five thousand of them this year total, and then

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Speaker 3: Again, it's on our insert stories if you want to

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Speaker 3: that's getting into the perfume biz, launching a sexy new

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Speaker 2: Oh I smell it.

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Speaker 3: Before your next date. Splt some on your neck. With

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Speaker 3: got a laser. There's other Nemo nibblers. Just don't this

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Speaker 3: This person is seventy six year old Rupert Shala, and

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Speaker 2: Let's be serious.

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Speaker 3: Well, that didn't happen. Instead, the rat bit two of

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Speaker 5: I know, I want to be like wheels up up.

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Speaker 3: Well, that sounds good.

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Speaker 1: Is that what you're gonna ask the toilet Nate.

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Speaker 5: Okay, you're not gonna get me, devil Ratt.

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Speaker 3: This next laser story is out of Midland, Michigan. There's

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Speaker 3: Ninja had been living inside that store sign for almost

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Speaker 2: It's a long time. Does she bringing dates.

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Speaker 5: That to how do you sleep inside of a sign?

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Speaker 3: Because she had a mattress in there, Jose, along with

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Speaker 1: Does anyone want her to be the next HGTV show?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that she can live anywhere. Police say that she

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Speaker 3: why well, she had a car and a steady job already.

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Speaker 3: She just thought Rerent was getting outrageous in her city.

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Speaker 3: It's damn I.

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Speaker 5: Thought she was moving into a billboard across the city.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she left, and where it is now, she's eyeing

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Speaker 3: the home depot sign just down the street. Just strikes again.

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Speaker 2: You're here to get your DIY supplies?

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Speaker 5: Perfect?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this next Lazer stories out of concert World. Ticket

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Speaker 3: prices for Taylor Swift's Eras tour got out of hand.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and a lot of American swifties who missed out

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Speaker 3: because of the costs are actually flying out to Europe

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Speaker 5: What, Oh my god, is that cheaper?

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Speaker 3: Taylor kicked off that leg of the tour in Paris

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Speaker 3: Her next stop in Stockholm has about ten thousand fans

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Speaker 2: That's what it is.

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Speaker 3: An Expedia spokesperson says, quote, I can either spend fifteen

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Speaker 3: or I can take that fifteen hundred bucks and buy

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Speaker 5: That'd be pretty cool. It's a whole.

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Speaker 2: Experience that is pretty wild.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you can't eat or anything.

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Speaker 3: Combining a vacation with a concert experience is a growing

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Speaker 9: Tour and me and my dad want to do this

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Speaker 5: You're cool.

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Speaker 3: This next laser story is out of millennial mayhem. If

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Speaker 2: I love it and I can get up.

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Speaker 3: That's when your back starts barking and your knees start

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Speaker 3: The big ones where thirty seven year olds say they

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Speaker 2: Pain in the butt. Yeah yeah, not really any more

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Speaker 5: Was saying what hurts on me?

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Speaker 3: So what would millennials give up in order to be

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Speaker 3: pain free? Twenty two percent of us would give up

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Speaker 3: percent would give up cheese.

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Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa, whoa that all those people are lactose intolerant.

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Speaker 3: They took that survey, I just know it, and twenty

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Speaker 2: Oh god, there's no way.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: What would this guy give up to not have the

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Speaker 3: throbbing shell pain? Absolutely nothing, because he wants it makes

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Speaker 7: Yep, that's on Monday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Our very own Jose Bolanos went out on a romantic

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Speaker 2: Exiting.

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Speaker 3: My understanding is something pretty cringe happened at the very end.

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Speaker 5: Oh I wish it was only pretty cringe.

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Speaker 3: I don't completely know what happened. I just know on

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Speaker 3: saying to himself, did I really just do that? If

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Speaker 3: you know Jose, he doesn't say that often. Maybe one

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Speaker 3: other time when he interviewed Hill, Clinton ended his Chewbacca

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Speaker 3: impression for We're gonna find out what happened in a

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Speaker 3: right after this. He's a regular every bikini baristas standing it.

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Speaker 7: That's the body of a sixty year old man and

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Speaker 7: the laugh of a six year old girl.

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Speaker 3: What do he pokes you on Facebook? He pokes you

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Speaker 3: below the waist?

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Speaker 7: Jose, who are you smashing goodies with?

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Speaker 3: While since we played on the show, we deleted that,

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Speaker 3: it's still around and finally we are going to get

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Speaker 3: another Jose love life update because he went out on

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Speaker 2: You're supposed to be excited. That's kind of insulting.

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Speaker 3: No, it's true.

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Speaker 5: Not even the blow of dolls will answer my calls.

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Speaker 7: Bru.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but he finally got one the other day, Jose,

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Speaker 3: who is this woman? Tell us about?

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Speaker 4: So?

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Speaker 9: This is actually an old friend of mine. We used

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Speaker 2: You used to run.

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Speaker 5: So I know her, But we weren't ever besties.

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Speaker 2: Had you ever hooked up?

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Speaker 9: No, no, no, we've never had that. We didn't match

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Speaker 2: A year ago, which.

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Speaker 5: Is why it kind of crossed the line for us.

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Speaker 9: It was like, oh, there is an attraction here.

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Speaker 2: Show to tell us it's been a year and you're

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Speaker 3: I finally text yes, nothing ever came of that first bumble.

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Speaker 5: We've been trying the time, he hasn't been What changed it?

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Speaker 9: Then she saw me on the big screen out a

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Speaker 9: soccer match, remember, and they put me on the big screen.

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Speaker 9: She saw me until she texted me happy birthday, and

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Speaker 9: that opened the door.

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Speaker 1: For her flirting and to come into the No, thankfully

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Speaker 1: she and.

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Speaker 3: She almost initiated the interaction.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and that was great to me.

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Speaker 9: So I asked her out to a fancy surf and

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Speaker 9: turf restaurant on the water.

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Speaker 3: You know that Jose doesn't ever do any date simple.

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Speaker 3: He always has something big. True, What did you have

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Speaker 3: planning for this one?

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Speaker 9: So I'm excited and I'm super romantic, as you guys know. Yes,

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Speaker 9: I arranged with the restaurant ahead of time to have

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Speaker 3: Beauty in the beast style.

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Speaker 5: Oh god.

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Speaker 9: But she didn't even notice it, not.

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Speaker 5: Until the waiter came by.

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Speaker 9: So the waiter comes by and immediately is like, hey,

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Speaker 9: good job on the rose, and I go, thank you, sir, and.

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Speaker 5: She goes rose, Oh my gosh, nobody.

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Speaker 2: Else has a rose on the table.

454
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Speaker 5: And I said, I know because I set that up

455
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Speaker 5: for you. And she was like, oh my god, thank you.

456
00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:59,200
Speaker 5: That's like she's so nice. I'm sorry I didn't.

457
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:02,920
Speaker 2: Know, and he's so cute reaction.

458
00:22:03,119 --> 00:22:05,000
Speaker 5: I'm glad the server said something.

459
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:09,919
Speaker 9: So anyway, speaking of looking good, five minutes later, I

460
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,639
Speaker 9: see a man walking towards me across the restaurant in

461
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:15,040
Speaker 9: a suit and a bow tie, definitely the manager. And

462
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:17,800
Speaker 9: he's like, you may not remember me, but I managed

463
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:21,280
Speaker 9: several of our locations, and one night you came into

464
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:24,000
Speaker 9: our restaurant and I told you my daughter was a fan,

465
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:25,800
Speaker 9: and you did a video for my daughter.

466
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Speaker 5: Shut up right now, he goes, she watches that video

467
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:34,880
Speaker 5: almost every night. Still, yes, and I just.

468
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,000
Speaker 2: Want to say, pay this man.

469
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Speaker 5: No, no, I couldn't have paid anybody to be like this.

470
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:39,720
Speaker 5: And this is even the best part.

471
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:44,960
Speaker 9: He goes, if you need absolutely anything your entire meal,

472
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Speaker 9: I will personally take care of it.

473
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Speaker 3: Okay, what Brook said that this is all paid?

474
00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:54,920
Speaker 5: She never asked after She's like, what's the story there?

475
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:56,960
Speaker 9: And I said, he asked me in this, and then

476
00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:59,000
Speaker 9: I remember that he let me go into the freezer

477
00:22:59,000 --> 00:22:59,960
Speaker 9: after and picked my own state.

478
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,000
Speaker 5: Remember you're telling me.

479
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:09,520
Speaker 3: That you're the lean Ardo DiCaprio, this Serpent Turf restaurant

480
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:10,720
Speaker 3: everybody else and remembers.

481
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:13,359
Speaker 9: So the universe is blessing me. So the rest of

482
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:16,200
Speaker 9: the day we can't stop talking. We were laughing.

483
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Speaker 2: It's amazing.

484
00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:20,080
Speaker 5: Next thing, you know, a few hours have gone by,

485
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:20,880
Speaker 5: it's time to leave.

486
00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:23,840
Speaker 9: So we both go to the valet and her car

487
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:26,080
Speaker 9: pulls up first, and it's a Tesla, and I'm like.

488
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:28,200
Speaker 5: Wow, you have a tesla, Like those are so cool.

489
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:28,720
Speaker 5: I love them.

490
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Speaker 9: Can I see inside? And there's here's why I do this.

491
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,560
Speaker 9: In my head, we are going to kiss. We've had

492
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Speaker 9: the most perfect date.

493
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Speaker 2: Okay, it doesn't matter. Can I see.

494
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:52,160
Speaker 3: It windows No, But in my head, I'm.

495
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:55,120
Speaker 9: Nervous because if I don't kiss her, then I may

496
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:57,960
Speaker 9: still forever be in the FriendZone. So you're gonna go

497
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:00,159
Speaker 9: in for I know I'm going in for it. We

498
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,960
Speaker 9: both kind of crowded by her door and look inside.

499
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,119
Speaker 5: Oh no, no, no.

500
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Speaker 2: The idea was to sit.

501
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:09,720
Speaker 9: I kind of didn't, and we were just like cool.

502
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,000
Speaker 5: Actually, I'm glad you mentioned that. Didn't think of that

503
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:16,919
Speaker 5: until after this.

504
00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:21,120
Speaker 9: I'm leaning in and she's leaning in and we're like, yeah, well,

505
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:25,520
Speaker 9: have a good night, and we.

506
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:28,520
Speaker 3: Hugged, hug you did not.

507
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:32,080
Speaker 5: I felt defeated. And then my car pulls up.

508
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:35,040
Speaker 9: Do you want to see She goes, oh, my god,

509
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:38,080
Speaker 9: is that Alexis. I used to have Alexis with red interior,

510
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:39,960
Speaker 9: And I go, you're not gonna believe this.

511
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:44,720
Speaker 5: My Lexus has red interior. So we were like, let's

512
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:47,160
Speaker 5: go see my car. So we shuffled five feet over

513
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:47,760
Speaker 5: to my car.

514
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:52,880
Speaker 9: I opened my driver door and we're.

515
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:53,760
Speaker 5: Back in the same position, and the.

516
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Speaker 3: People are standing in the line waiting for their cars.

517
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Speaker 2: This is only the passenger door for.

518
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:02,480
Speaker 5: But then I go, no, seriously, this is it.

519
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:05,400
Speaker 9: There's a reason she's rekindling our car.

520
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:05,920
Speaker 4: Here.

521
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:07,919
Speaker 2: She knows the trick. You're trying to pull it, You're

522
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:08,639
Speaker 2: not pulling it.

523
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:09,560
Speaker 5: So here we go.

524
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:16,480
Speaker 12: We lean in and then we start hugging again, and

525
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:19,879
Speaker 12: then I panick, so then we're embraced, and then I

526
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:24,359
Speaker 12: kiss her on the neck.

527
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:28,520
Speaker 3: Neck in the middle of a hug no tongue.

528
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:33,320
Speaker 5: Valet is watching. I just kissed the shoulder.

529
00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:34,960
Speaker 3: I think, oh my god.

530
00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:39,359
Speaker 5: And then it's like, okay.

531
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Speaker 3: Is there another car coming up?

532
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:44,760
Speaker 5: Please me there's a labor pulling up. At this point,

533
00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:47,040
Speaker 5: I'm like I'm never gonna hear from her again.

534
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:48,160
Speaker 2: That was so dumb.

535
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:52,480
Speaker 5: And she texts me immediately.

536
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:54,280
Speaker 9: What she's saying, and she's like, I just want you

537
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,960
Speaker 9: to know that was the most incredible date.

538
00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:58,960
Speaker 5: I can't stop smiling.

539
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:01,960
Speaker 9: And she sent me a bunch of links to other

540
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:03,639
Speaker 9: date ideas we had been talking about.

541
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:04,000
Speaker 7: Here.

542
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:06,080
Speaker 5: She immediately went to her car and was like, oh

543
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:06,840
Speaker 5: my god, I want to send.

544
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:10,440
Speaker 1: Him relationship and so whoa, whoa, whoa, I can't even

545
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:10,960
Speaker 1: get a kiss.

546
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 5: Let's call down. Let's hope I can hug her correctly next.

547
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:16,399
Speaker 3: That's what I'm praying on.

548
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:18,879
Speaker 9: But I didn't ruin it, and we do have another

549
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:22,639
Speaker 9: date plan, So yeah, I friends on myself.

550
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:24,359
Speaker 2: You're just gonna have to keep buying new cars so

551
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:24,640
Speaker 2: you can.

552
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:28,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well there you go, Jose that's your.

553
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 10: Life.

554
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,000
Speaker 5: Updates. Cringe, what it worked?

555
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:35,240
Speaker 3: Seventy five nine? You give them some words of encouragement.

556
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:37,160
Speaker 3: Your phone tap right after.

557
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,919
Speaker 7: This, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

558
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:43,199
Speaker 3: Today, we call a woman whose dream is to be

559
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:45,920
Speaker 3: able to roll out of her bed every morning, stay

560
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:49,359
Speaker 3: in her pjs, work from the comfort of her home

561
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:50,160
Speaker 3: full time.

562
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:52,119
Speaker 7: What is it like?

563
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:55,400
Speaker 3: I know, text it, we will never know of this job.

564
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:59,960
Speaker 3: Her company does not make it easy. Hardly anybody gets approved.

565
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:03,320
Speaker 3: But she's filled all of her paperwork out, completed the steps,

566
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:07,920
Speaker 3: and she sees the finish line. Now we just need

567
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:11,520
Speaker 3: to rip it away from her. She is approved for

568
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:14,200
Speaker 3: remote work. We just have a different understanding of what

569
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:21,240
Speaker 3: remote means. In your phone, tap right now twenty twenty.

570
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:29,440
Speaker 9: Hello, Hi is this Diana? Yes, that's good morning. This

571
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:33,200
Speaker 9: is Jim Jimnasium. I'm an administrative assistant here at Corporate.

572
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:36,560
Speaker 11: Hr Oh Hi, Hi, Sorry, how are you?

573
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:40,720
Speaker 9: I'm doing well? Thanks for asking. I'm calling because and

574
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 9: I know this has been a very long process for you,

575
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:47,640
Speaker 9: with feeling out applications and all the hours and requests.

576
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 9: But I hear you've been wanting to start working remotely. Yes,

577
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:53,880
Speaker 9: you know how hard it is for that to get

578
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:54,920
Speaker 9: approved at this company.

579
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:56,679
Speaker 7: Yes, I do.

580
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 11: Yes, I've been trying for a year now.

581
00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:00,560
Speaker 3: Wow, over for a year.

582
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:03,880
Speaker 9: It's been that long. Well, I feel even better than

583
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:05,040
Speaker 9: what I'm about to tell you.

584
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 2: What is it?

585
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:10,440
Speaker 9: You have officially been approved for remote work?

586
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:15,120
Speaker 11: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, wow, thank you You're welcome.

587
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 9: Yeah, So starting next month, you'll begin working from our

588
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:21,760
Speaker 9: remote offices in Antarctica. Which it's exciting.

589
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:24,160
Speaker 11: Antarctica.

590
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:25,560
Speaker 3: You've heard of it.

591
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:28,600
Speaker 9: What an opportunity. It's a beautiful there, I've heard.

592
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:29,960
Speaker 7: Okay, and quiet.

593
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,639
Speaker 9: A lot of time to think when you're working, Jim.

594
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:36,679
Speaker 11: Jim, I do appreciate you calling and letting me know

595
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Speaker 11: that I've been approved. I've been applying to work remote

596
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 11: from home.

597
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:43,920
Speaker 9: That's what working remote from our company means. In this company,

598
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:45,800
Speaker 9: you will be very remote.

599
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 3: It's hard to get there.

600
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:50,440
Speaker 11: Definitely feels like I'm misuderating because I understand what you're

601
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 11: talking about in terms of remote work. But I assure

602
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:57,000
Speaker 11: you at least half of the applications that I've been

603
00:28:57,040 --> 00:29:00,880
Speaker 11: filling out over the years says work from home remote.

604
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 9: Okay, No, I understand it sounds like you may want

605
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 9: to speak to maybe a supervisor or somebody about it.

606
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:08,480
Speaker 11: I would absolutely yeah, if you have a supervisor, I

607
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 11: would love to just get some clarity on this.

608
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 9: Well before I transfer you over. Just think in your head.

609
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 9: Antarctica right, I've never been, but I hear it's beautiful,

610
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:24,840
Speaker 9: like polar bears and seals and glaciers. Jim, could you

611
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:27,880
Speaker 9: just cancer me yes, My apologies.

612
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 3: Please hold.

613
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 2: Diana.

614
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 11: Yes, Hi, who am I speaking with?

615
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 2: This is Marcy Whitehead.

616
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:42,040
Speaker 6: I'm Marcy.

617
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:44,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, my assistant told me you're having some issues with

618
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:45,400
Speaker 2: remote work.

619
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Speaker 5: Yes.

620
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:49,680
Speaker 11: I was just on the phone with your associate, Jim,

621
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:52,760
Speaker 11: I believe, and he wanted to let me know that

622
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:56,480
Speaker 11: I've been approved for remote work, and then said that

623
00:29:56,600 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 11: the remote work would be taking place in your remote

624
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:03,360
Speaker 11: office in Antarctica.

625
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:03,920
Speaker 5: A little.

626
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:07,720
Speaker 11: Actually, it's a lot different from what I thought I

627
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:08,479
Speaker 11: was applying for.

628
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:10,320
Speaker 2: I'm going to interrupt you right there.

629
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:12,480
Speaker 1: I'm going to interrupt you right there because I see

630
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:15,800
Speaker 1: the misunderstanding here. You know what, We're going to get

631
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 1: this resolved.

632
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:19,760
Speaker 11: Okay, fantastic, Yeah, because I've been applying for work from home.

633
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:24,880
Speaker 2: And can you stop talking so a lot of words? Okay,

634
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 2: let me look here.

635
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 3: That was rude.

636
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:31,120
Speaker 2: Okay. I think you've been approved for remote work, so

637
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:34,000
Speaker 2: i'd probably watch how you speak to your superiors.

638
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:35,200
Speaker 11: Okay, I'm let's see.

639
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 2: We can send you. I see the issue. We can

640
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:41,520
Speaker 2: actually send you to our office in Siberia. Actually would

641
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 2: work better for you. I don't know. I'm really really

642
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:47,120
Speaker 2: all right approved.

643
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:51,840
Speaker 11: No, No, you're not understanding. I don't want to work

644
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:53,800
Speaker 11: anywhere but from home.

645
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,880
Speaker 1: It's already been put through this system. So I want

646
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:58,040
Speaker 1: to give you a couple of.

647
00:30:57,960 --> 00:30:59,280
Speaker 3: It's already been put in the system.

648
00:30:59,440 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 1: Yeah.

649
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 11: No, I'm sorry. What part of remote work means sending

650
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 11: someone off to Siberia. I've been following the guidelines and

651
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:08,760
Speaker 11: applying for a year to be able to work from home.

652
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:09,960
Speaker 2: I have so much.

653
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 1: Okay, and again the yapping just on and off with

654
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 1: that mouth of yours. So these are some important items

655
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:17,040
Speaker 1: you may want to write down.

656
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:18,240
Speaker 3: I need to talk about this.

657
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:19,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't.

658
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 11: One part of your company doesn't understand what work remote means.

659
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:26,440
Speaker 2: You haven't obviously looked at the employee handbook.

660
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:29,640
Speaker 1: It clearly states that remote means as far away from

661
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:30,840
Speaker 1: the office as possible.

662
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 11: That is ridiculous. I am not getting shifted off to Antarctica.

663
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 2: Okay, No, not Antarctica. Remember we moved you to Siberia.

664
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Speaker 11: Whatever the point is, I'm not going there.

665
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Speaker 2: Differently, have you looked at a globe before, listen?

666
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Speaker 11: I thought this was a done deal. I'm very frustrated.

667
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:48,720
Speaker 11: I either need you to escalate the situation to someone

668
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 11: who actually knows what's going on.

669
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 1: And yeah, all escalated, escalate it really quickly and send

670
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:55,680
Speaker 1: you right over to your roommate, Michelle.

671
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 3: My roommate Michelle.

672
00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 11: What does Michelle have to do with this?

673
00:31:58,480 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 1: Well, she has everything to do with it, because she

674
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 1: is the one that set you up for this prank

675
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:01,920
Speaker 1: phone call?

676
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:05,640
Speaker 11: Are you this?

677
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 1: This is actually Brooke and jose Hey from booking Jeffrey

678
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 1: in the Morning.

679
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,000
Speaker 2: We're doing a phone tap on you.

680
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Speaker 11: Oh my god, my heart in my throat, make my heart.

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Speaker 1: We don't know, we don't know if you've got to

682
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Speaker 1: prove for remote work or not.

683
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Speaker 2: But maybe this will make you feel better about going

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Speaker 2: into the office. Oh my god, yes, perspective, it changes everything.

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Speaker 7: Wake Up every morning was tap weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 7: brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: When you need some quality life advice, who do you

688
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Speaker 3: turn to? Your friends? Your parents? Sometimes local morning radio show.

689
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Speaker 2: So Little Flattered.

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Speaker 3: I don't know that's a good idea, But one of

691
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Speaker 3: our listeners says he got some unsolicited life advice from

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Speaker 3: a bartender one night, which wasn't really sure about when

693
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Speaker 3: he actually tried it. Not only did this advice instantly

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Speaker 3: triple his income, it also may have helped him meet

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Speaker 3: the love of his life. Oh my god, you're gonna

696
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Speaker 3: hear what a total stranger convinced him to do to

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Speaker 3: change his fortunes in your brand new Second Date Update,

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Speaker 3: Next Second Date Update. This is gonna be extremely helpful

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Speaker 3: for our listeners because not only are we going to

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Speaker 3: hear a new Second Date update, but this is a

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Speaker 3: situation with a potential new job opportunity where our listeners

702
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Speaker 3: can leave their sucky workplaces and start making triple their

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Speaker 3: normal salary.

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Speaker 1: Is this streaming too, because I already discovered that are

705
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Speaker 1: you making triple yet?

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Speaker 5: I'm making a lot of money.

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Speaker 3: It's not playing video games with kids online. No. Our

708
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Speaker 3: listener says he did this and ended up actually meeting

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Speaker 3: someone that way. His name is Zach, and Zach you're

710
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 3: doing Your email said your life has changed dramatically in

711
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Speaker 3: the last twelve months. Why big time?

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Speaker 8: I met this girl due to my new job. Because

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Speaker 8: I went from I like.

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Speaker 1: How your voice gets deep when you say it.

715
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's your new job?

716
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 12: Well?

717
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Speaker 8: The old job sucked. I was I was only making

718
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:16,439
Speaker 8: like forty k there. It was dead end, wasn't gonna

719
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Speaker 8: get any better. I hated it, so Anyway, the company

720
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:23,680
Speaker 8: I worked for had an event for all the employees

721
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 8: and I went to it and they had an open

722
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Speaker 8: bar there.

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Speaker 1: Okay, and you're talking about the sucking company that wasn't

724
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:30,960
Speaker 1: paying you anything.

725
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:33,160
Speaker 8: Yeah, I know it sounds good right now with an

726
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:34,560
Speaker 8: open bar, but yeah, it gets pretty fast.

727
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:39,360
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, Okay, open bar equals out. Yeah, this

728
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:40,960
Speaker 2: is like, I'll take payment in white cloths.

729
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Speaker 8: So I ended up passing back a few and during

730
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Speaker 8: that I bonded and became friends with the guy that

731
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Speaker 8: was bar attending. All right, And I was telling him

732
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Speaker 8: about the job I was doing in my situation, how

733
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Speaker 8: bad it was, and he tells me, He goes, man,

734
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Speaker 8: you should just quit and start what I'm doing. And

735
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Speaker 8: what he was doing he was a mobile bartender.

736
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Speaker 5: Oh, I have a buddy who just started a company

737
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:08,080
Speaker 5: like this.

738
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Speaker 2: Wait, isn't that just like catering? Like, I don't know

739
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Speaker 2: what's the difference.

740
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Speaker 8: It's kind of more like a food truck that serves

741
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Speaker 8: people have little Yeah. So he tells me that I

742
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:25,319
Speaker 8: could triple my old income and he and so he

743
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:27,239
Speaker 8: starts filling me in. He goes, you only work a

744
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 8: few hours a day, you can make your own schedule.

745
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Speaker 1: Okay, it sounds too good to be true. Do you

746
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 1: have experienced bartending?

747
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:38,920
Speaker 8: I don't, not really I do?

748
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 3: Now, oh, now you do?

749
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Speaker 2: Okay, and that's what you're doing now, yeah.

750
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Speaker 8: That's exactly what I'm doing. It's going really good. I mean,

751
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:50,840
Speaker 8: you get hired to do this stuff and you go

752
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:52,239
Speaker 8: to a lot of different places.

753
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Speaker 2: Okay, are you.

754
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Speaker 1: Just calling for a second date because you want to

755
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 1: promote your company?

756
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Speaker 6: No?

757
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Speaker 8: No, no, no, no no.

758
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Speaker 3: So this is how you met the woman that we're

759
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Speaker 3: going to call here.

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00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:04,919
Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, her name is Bethany, and I got hired to

762
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Speaker 8: do a backyard party that was a bachelor class bachelorette party.

763
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 8: I guess they just wanted to do it all together, so.

764
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Speaker 3: They didn't help to Brooke did the same thing because

765
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Speaker 3: she's cheap like that.

766
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Speaker 1: So it's fun, like all the wedding party gets to

767
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:26,880
Speaker 1: know each other, like the girls know the guys, and

768
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Speaker 1: it makes it more like fun at.

769
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Speaker 3: The wedding, you can choose another guy you want to

770
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Speaker 3: leave to. I get it. So how did you meet

771
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Speaker 3: Bethany there?

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Speaker 8: So she ends up being a guest at that party, Okay,

773
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Speaker 8: And the more she came up, which was only a

774
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Speaker 8: few times, but we started having good conversations, started talking.

775
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Speaker 8: She was super fun. She was real bubbly and outgoing. Coo.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean by her seventh Margarita, I would expect

777
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Speaker 3: her to be so.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you probably meet so many different people now, like,

779
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Speaker 1: but she really stood out to you.

780
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:02,080
Speaker 8: Yeah she did. And you know she's in great shape.

781
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,359
Speaker 8: She tells me that she's a cycling instructor.

782
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:07,800
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, tight buns.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

784
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Speaker 8: But while we were talking, she had asked me what

785
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:14,719
Speaker 8: I do. I told her, well, you're looking at it.

786
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,280
Speaker 8: This is it, this is my business.

787
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Speaker 5: Now cool.

788
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Speaker 3: She impressed.

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Speaker 11: I don't know, I don't know.

790
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Speaker 8: It seemed like she was okay with it. But she goes,

791
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Speaker 8: oh okay, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well, I will say there's a stigma that comes along

793
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Speaker 1: with bartenders, you know, too much fun, too much fun.

794
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:34,239
Speaker 1: I think it's more like too much fun without you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the problem. Okay, and when they are free

796
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Speaker 2: is terrible times.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 9: Now he's also the bartending business owner. Yeah, it's like

799
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Speaker 9: a little extra.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Monday at noon, do you want to go on

801
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Speaker 1: a day because that's the only.

802
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Speaker 8: Time I have available, right, And I guess bartenders are

803
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:52,080
Speaker 8: normally struggling for money, so maybe she thought that I

804
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:53,520
Speaker 8: was a different.

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Speaker 1: That's actually not part of the stigma.

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00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 3: What you do in your free time socially, But it

807
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:09,839
Speaker 3: sounds like you and Bethany had a stronger connection than that.

808
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:12,920
Speaker 8: Yeah, and she gave me her number, Okay, and she

809
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:15,879
Speaker 8: came up a few more times. But I've been trying

810
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Speaker 8: to get a hold of her, been trying to text her,

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Speaker 8: and she's kind of ghosting me. I have anything back

812
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Speaker 8: at all.

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00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,600
Speaker 2: So you guys haven't gone out on a date yet.

814
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:26,919
Speaker 8: We have not gone out on a date.

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Speaker 3: I mean, looking back on the event that you work,

816
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:34,080
Speaker 3: was there any awkward moments between you two?

817
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:37,440
Speaker 8: The only one I can think of, which isn't all

818
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:40,880
Speaker 8: that bad. She's you know, naturally she started coming up

819
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:43,280
Speaker 8: to the bar. She was getting a little tipsy towards

820
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Speaker 8: the end of the night. Hopefully she wasn't embarrassed by

821
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Speaker 8: me actually suggestion that she pulled her dress up a

822
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Speaker 8: little bit because well, things were starting to fall out

823
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Speaker 8: of the top the top.

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Speaker 2: He's trying to help her out. You should tell a

825
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Speaker 2: story different next time.

826
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Speaker 3: Or anything, because Alexis has done that five different times

827
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Speaker 3: and it's never worked out.

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Speaker 5: Proud my skirts about my neck, don't get it.

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Speaker 9: All right?

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Speaker 3: So you said you've been in contact with her, but

831
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 3: nothing has come of it.

832
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:27,520
Speaker 8: Nothing.

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Speaker 1: And do you promise us that you didn't ask for

834
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:35,319
Speaker 1: anyone else's number at that party, because well they're all friends.

835
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Speaker 8: Not only did I not ask for anyone else's number

836
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Speaker 8: that day, I've been doing this for over a year

837
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Speaker 8: and have never asked anybody.

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Speaker 3: We've met the one upstanding bartender in the entire world,

839
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Speaker 3: because he doesn't he's a rookie. Given another year, you'll

840
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:57,040
Speaker 3: be a different man. But in the meantime, let's call

841
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:58,960
Speaker 3: Bethany for you. We're gonna come back and try and

842
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 3: get your second date up. Right after this second date update,

843
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:09,239
Speaker 3: the t Payne once said, I love the bartender. Yeah,

844
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Speaker 3: we'd be looking for me, but our bartender is not

845
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:16,839
Speaker 3: getting any love. That's what he does for a living.

846
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 3: He left his old job a year ago and started

847
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:24,040
Speaker 3: a mobile business serving drinks at different events, yeah where

848
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Speaker 3: he ended up meeting a lady named Bethany at a

849
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Speaker 3: backyard joint bachelor bachelorette party.

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Speaker 1: And it's the only woman in an entire year that

851
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:33,600
Speaker 1: he's ever asked for her number.

852
00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:35,919
Speaker 3: That's the type of impact that she had on him.

853
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:38,959
Speaker 3: They opened up to each other there, shared about their

854
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 3: lives and their interests. Even after she gave him her number,

855
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:45,800
Speaker 3: though she is not responding to him and they haven't

856
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:47,399
Speaker 3: done an official first date.

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Speaker 5: Yes, she's the opposite of tea paint. She's not in

858
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:51,760
Speaker 5: love with the bartender.

859
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:56,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, but we wanted to get there so. I mean, honestly, Zach,

860
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:58,280
Speaker 3: you're lucky that you're on the phone right now because

861
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:00,400
Speaker 3: if you were in studio, Brook would be filling up

862
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 3: your tip jar with so much cash, that's right, and

863
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:06,800
Speaker 3: other things. Trying a big.

864
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:12,279
Speaker 2: Poor that is. It's not a euphemism or anything. I

865
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,359
Speaker 2: just like a lot of alcohol in my cup.

866
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:18,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is. Brook is a problem at every event

867
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:21,399
Speaker 3: that she goes to in a good way. But she's

868
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:22,760
Speaker 3: actually going to be on your side today.

869
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:23,759
Speaker 2: I am, I am.

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00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:27,439
Speaker 1: You know you said that the only like maybe kind

871
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 1: of embarrassing moment was at the end when you told

872
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 1: her to pull her top up because she was kind

873
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 1: of losing things, right, I don't know, I mean as

874
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:36,919
Speaker 1: a drunk woman that the.

875
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:38,000
Speaker 2: Tops are always falling off.

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Speaker 6: Did he say topper dress you know, there's different understood.

877
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 2: Understood. I see, I see.

878
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 3: Well maybe she was pulling it down for you. Classic Brook,

879
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:53,399
Speaker 3: she'd be.

880
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:55,920
Speaker 5: Like, hello, I showed up with put it away.

881
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 2: Excuse me, sir, the left ones out for a reason.

882
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:05,400
Speaker 3: Anyway. I mean, we can speculate all we want. We

883
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,560
Speaker 3: actually have to call Bethany here and figure out what's

884
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 3: going on. Let's do it. I'm gonna call her.

885
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,120
Speaker 2: I have just imagine he just having one bob out.

886
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:26,879
Speaker 3: Here. We go call him Bethany. Hello, Hey, we're looking

887
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:28,840
Speaker 3: to talk to you, Bethany.

888
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:31,360
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm.

889
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,719
Speaker 3: Hey Bethany. Sorry to interrupt your day, but we're a

890
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:38,720
Speaker 3: radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

891
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 6: Okay, Yi, welcome to the show. Hi.

892
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 3: We're wanting to be a part of this segment we're

893
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,800
Speaker 3: doing called a second Date Update because we're trying to

894
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,600
Speaker 3: help out one of our listeners get in touch with you.

895
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys never really went on a date, but

896
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:55,720
Speaker 2: yeah you made a connection.

897
00:42:56,560 --> 00:43:00,719
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, you don't have to be nervous. We don't bite.

898
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:02,480
Speaker 5: He sounds like.

899
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:06,840
Speaker 1: A lot of voices.

900
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,720
Speaker 3: Where we just we just want to ask you about

901
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:13,400
Speaker 3: a guy that you met recently. At like a bachelor

902
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:16,200
Speaker 3: bachelorette event. He was the bartender there named Zach.

903
00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:20,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what did you think of Zach?

904
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 6: You know, I thought it was really nice at first.

905
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:27,520
Speaker 2: At first, but then he was really sexy.

906
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:35,239
Speaker 3: Secondly something changed. Yeah.

907
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:40,720
Speaker 6: He kept going like on and on and on about

908
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:43,759
Speaker 6: how he like put his job and now he has

909
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 6: this business and they're doing so well and so much

910
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:48,840
Speaker 6: more money.

911
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:52,120
Speaker 3: We spoke to him a little bit before, and we

912
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 3: heard that he's very proud of his new business because

913
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:55,920
Speaker 3: he started it all himself.

914
00:43:56,160 --> 00:44:00,080
Speaker 6: And that's great. That's great to be proud, right. He

915
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:02,879
Speaker 6: also didn't seem to want to know anything about what

916
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:03,720
Speaker 6: I was chewing.

917
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 5: Oh wow, that's not good.

918
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:07,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's too bad.

919
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:11,480
Speaker 6: It was very uncomfortable. And then and then at one point,

920
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:13,719
Speaker 6: like things got busy, you know, like a lot of

921
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:16,759
Speaker 6: people were drinking, and he had like ran out of

922
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:18,640
Speaker 6: diet coke, and so I helped him and I went

923
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:20,960
Speaker 6: and grabbed some of the diet coke for him. So

924
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,360
Speaker 6: I was like, Oh, I could do that, that's not problem.

925
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:26,799
Speaker 1: Well, okay, it's still a little flirty with him.

926
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 6: At that point, it was just yeah, he was alone,

927
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:32,759
Speaker 6: and I've worked different service industry jobs, and so I

928
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:34,440
Speaker 6: know how it gets, and so I was like, yeah,

929
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 6: let me just help you out, like it's a nice

930
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:36,560
Speaker 6: thing to do.

931
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, that's that's awesome.

932
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:41,399
Speaker 6: I thought so too, but he'd already had my number

933
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:45,240
Speaker 6: at that point. He must have really appreciated me grabbing

934
00:44:45,239 --> 00:44:48,720
Speaker 6: those diet cokes because he thenmowed me twenty dollars.

935
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:53,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what do you mean, he venowy buck?

936
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:54,000
Speaker 3: He paid you for?

937
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:56,160
Speaker 2: What? What did he put in the comments of the Venmo.

938
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 5: That's a good question.

939
00:44:57,320 --> 00:45:02,839
Speaker 6: He put here's a tip for the bartender. Weird, Like

940
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:06,160
Speaker 6: I was just being nice. I just felt really weird

941
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 6: and kind of like, you know, like when like creepy

942
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:10,880
Speaker 6: old men and you like do something nice and then they.

943
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:13,239
Speaker 2: Like slip you, like you know, she's talking to you,

944
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:18,520
Speaker 2: give me a comfortable you're saying creepy old man started

945
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:19,439
Speaker 2: as creepy young men.

946
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:22,239
Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, And I'm just like.

947
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:25,560
Speaker 6: Is this the modern version of like an old man

948
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:26,760
Speaker 6: slipping you some cash?

949
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:32,960
Speaker 3: Well, I mean yeah, maybe slipping slipping money could be

950
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,719
Speaker 3: a little bit creepy, but this is going to be

951
00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:37,520
Speaker 3: worth There's nothing creepy about somebody quietly listening in on

952
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:41,719
Speaker 3: a phone conversation wanting to join right our company because

953
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:44,080
Speaker 3: Zach is on the other line wanting to talk to you.

954
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:45,760
Speaker 8: Hello, there, are you serious?

955
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's Zad.

956
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:52,920
Speaker 8: I apologize. I didn't mean to offend you with the

957
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:56,480
Speaker 8: tip there. I just didn't know what to do there

958
00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:59,000
Speaker 8: and just thought, well, you know, let me. She helped

959
00:45:59,000 --> 00:45:59,640
Speaker 8: me out me.

960
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:00,720
Speaker 6: You're a normal person.

961
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:04,440
Speaker 2: Okay, listen to her exactly.

962
00:46:04,719 --> 00:46:05,440
Speaker 8: Remember that was.

963
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:06,160
Speaker 2: Part of the problem.

964
00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:08,160
Speaker 3: Go ahead, beth Andy, tell him how you were feeling.

965
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:11,920
Speaker 6: You know what it felt like like you.

966
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:15,120
Speaker 8: Were Yeah, I know you felt I heard the conversation.

967
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:22,480
Speaker 8: I get it well, curing her out, like, yeah, I

968
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:26,719
Speaker 8: just appreciate the fact. I'm sorry.

969
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, so really, well exact, I know that you're a bartender,

970
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:34,360
Speaker 3: and a good lesson for bartenders is to listen to

971
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:37,680
Speaker 3: the customers because they'll actually stick around a long.

972
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:41,640
Speaker 1: Lesson to just people, right, like, like, did you ask

973
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:43,600
Speaker 1: her one question that you can remember?

974
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:49,320
Speaker 8: No, I guess not a memory.

975
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:53,680
Speaker 2: Would you like to ask her anything about herself?

976
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:54,240
Speaker 3: Yeah?

977
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:57,360
Speaker 8: I know what you normally drink. Is there a second favorite.

978
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 3: That you have that's something?

979
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:00,319
Speaker 2: Is it something?

980
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 9: Jeff?

981
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:02,320
Speaker 3: At least it's a question about.

982
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:06,879
Speaker 8: Her No, I didn't think sending her twenty dollars would

983
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 8: be that big a deal. I figure she she told

984
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:12,360
Speaker 8: me she was a cycling instructor. Didn't think she was

985
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:13,239
Speaker 8: getting rich on that.

986
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:20,400
Speaker 11: Oh wow, it's probably true though, let's be honest.

987
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, it depends on the studio. You can actually make

988
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:24,840
Speaker 6: pretty good money.

989
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:28,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, Zach, maybe you should maybe leave your bartending job

990
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:30,799
Speaker 3: and getting dicycling if there's that much money in it.

991
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 1: I saw a thing recently where they put a blender

992
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:35,759
Speaker 1: on the front of a bike and you could do

993
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 1: both where you have to make your own margarita by

994
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:38,600
Speaker 1: pedaling really fast.

995
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:40,359
Speaker 3: Yeah drink.

996
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:41,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's so smart.

997
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:45,239
Speaker 8: That could be your niche I actually don't know how

998
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:45,919
Speaker 8: to ride a bike.

999
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:55,560
Speaker 2: Oh it was it was stationary. Yeah, yeah, I bet

1000
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 2: that was a lot to hear. That was a lot

1001
00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:57,399
Speaker 2: to hear.

1002
00:47:57,600 --> 00:47:58,360
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1003
00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 5: It sounds like he means well, but it's not coming out.

1004
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:05,399
Speaker 3: Maybe Zach has learned some lessons in the last few minutes. Zach,

1005
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:06,839
Speaker 3: what have you learned from this call?

1006
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 8: I learned that she never answered her question about her

1007
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:11,479
Speaker 8: second favorite drink.

1008
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:15,040
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, and that's this guy.

1009
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:18,520
Speaker 3: Well, we always offer this because we kind of have to.

1010
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 3: But Bethany, we would love to send you out on

1011
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:24,239
Speaker 3: another on a first date actually with Zach. Does he

1012
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:27,239
Speaker 3: have to be there? Yeah, Zach does have to be there.

1013
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:29,440
Speaker 3: And the good news is nobody has to pay through

1014
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:31,520
Speaker 3: Venmo or anything. We're going to cover the bill.

1015
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:33,320
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1016
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:35,600
Speaker 8: I'm up for anything, really, as long as we don't

1017
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 8: ride bikes anywhere.

1018
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:39,920
Speaker 3: Okay, what did that be?

1019
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:42,800
Speaker 1: Ironica cycling instruction stating the guy.

1020
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:43,440
Speaker 2: Who couldn't.

1021
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 3: You want to give him a shot?

1022
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:51,719
Speaker 6: You know, I think I should just stick to my

1023
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:56,760
Speaker 6: gut from our first interaction. Okay, but I appreciate the offer.

1024
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,960
Speaker 2: Oh man, right, well you got your answers, Zach.

1025
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:02,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, but if you tip us forty dollars, we'll ask

1026
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:02,760
Speaker 3: her again.

1027
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:07,920
Speaker 8: That's okay. I mean I cann't see what's going on.

1028
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:09,440
Speaker 8: I can read between the lines, and.

1029
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:14,359
Speaker 11: I feel like I was very straightforward to I think

1030
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:16,000
Speaker 11: all the lines had all the writing on him.

1031
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 3: I thought you'd be impressed, Bethany, just about the fact

1032
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:22,719
Speaker 3: he could read Yeah, rookie Jeffrey in the morning. You

1033
00:49:22,719 --> 00:49:26,279
Speaker 3: know what, I'm not even feeling sad for Zach because.

1034
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:27,280
Speaker 2: Zach wouldn't hear you anyway.

1035
00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:27,719
Speaker 3: That's true.

1036
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:29,400
Speaker 7: Yeah, you don't know what.

1037
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:31,680
Speaker 3: He kind of embarrassed himself on the radio. He's meaning

1038
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:34,880
Speaker 3: so many hotties at these bartending events. Now he is

1039
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:36,880
Speaker 3: going to be just fine in the dating.

1040
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:39,320
Speaker 2: World if he can stop talking about himself.

1041
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:43,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, honestly, Like it sounds like so simple

1042
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 1: and it's so hard for some people.

1043
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:47,800
Speaker 9: There's a line, if you're excited about your new success,

1044
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:49,680
Speaker 9: you can only tell your old friends that knew you

1045
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:50,439
Speaker 9: when you were broke.

1046
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:51,799
Speaker 5: If you tell new people.

1047
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:53,799
Speaker 9: Hey, I'm rich and I have a company, isn't that cool,

1048
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:54,640
Speaker 9: They're gonna be like.

1049
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:57,440
Speaker 3: No, you sure. But next week we're probably gonna get

1050
00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:59,879
Speaker 3: an email from him saying he just met another woman.

1051
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 3: This one's his soulmate because she can't ride a bike either.

1052
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:04,719
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1053
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:06,719
Speaker 2: I mean, it would be cute to see him on

1054
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:07,400
Speaker 2: trading wheels.

1055
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,719
Speaker 5: I love that duel bicycle.

1056
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 3: Zach. We're all rooting for you out there, but make

1057
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:18,399
Speaker 3: sure you listen to Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1058
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:20,680
Speaker 3: Wherever you find your podcast. You can hear more second

1059
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:21,799
Speaker 3: dates just like.

1060
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:25,120
Speaker 7: That one Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1061
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:29,200
Speaker 3: When Meghan the Stallion and Nicki Minaj had a wrap feud,

1062
00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:33,400
Speaker 3: it was top headlines. I remember that everyone.

1063
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:34,600
Speaker 5: Was talking about choose a team.

1064
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:37,879
Speaker 3: Whenever Kendrick and Drake decide to release back to back

1065
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:42,920
Speaker 3: disc tracks, immediately takes over the whole internet.

1066
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:43,200
Speaker 5: And I can't choose a team there.

1067
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:47,640
Speaker 3: And yet, somehow no one has noticed the ongoing musical

1068
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:51,920
Speaker 3: beef that I've had with my biggest tater, my own mother.

1069
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:54,920
Speaker 2: You.

1070
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:59,640
Speaker 3: We've been going back and forth for years doing Broadway

1071
00:50:59,719 --> 00:51:05,239
Speaker 3: music parody slams, just going after reacheck. She hit me

1072
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 3: with five hundred and twenty five six hundred missed calls.

1073
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:11,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I clapped back, But don't spy on me

1074
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:12,640
Speaker 4: on my tinda.

1075
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:14,960
Speaker 5: So as long as she keeps.

1076
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:18,320
Speaker 3: Dropping these Broadway diss tracks, I'm gonna keep on firing

1077
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:21,479
Speaker 3: back hard with my brand new song of the week.

1078
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:25,839
Speaker 3: Watch out, Mom's coming at a tent. It is time

1079
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:29,040
Speaker 3: for my song of the week. Yes, and does everyone

1080
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:31,360
Speaker 3: here about gifts and flowers for this weekend?

1081
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:32,280
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1082
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 3: Because I just got a random text from someone named

1083
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:39,120
Speaker 3: Michael who's panicking writing what do I do?

1084
00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:44,680
Speaker 1: He's just now writing that is not a good sign, Jeffrey.

1085
00:51:44,719 --> 00:51:45,839
Speaker 5: Now you're too late.

1086
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:47,120
Speaker 3: I don't think I know this guy, So I'm just

1087
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:47,759
Speaker 3: gonna block out.

1088
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:48,800
Speaker 2: Okay.

1089
00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:51,360
Speaker 3: One thing I do know is that we are coming

1090
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 3: up on mother's deep. Yeah, and I'm sure there's lots

1091
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 3: of guys out there, women too, but I'm gonna focus

1092
00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:00,480
Speaker 3: on the guys for a second here, Okay, share a

1093
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:03,880
Speaker 3: special bond with the wonderful lady who brought them into

1094
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:06,760
Speaker 3: this world. Nurse Rachel.

1095
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:09,240
Speaker 2: Nurse Rachel didn't.

1096
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:10,920
Speaker 3: Do the work, and your mom she came.

1097
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:13,160
Speaker 2: She's the one that did it all.

1098
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:16,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, the assist goes to mom. But once you were

1099
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:20,919
Speaker 3: finally here, Mom sacrificed everything for you.

1100
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:23,440
Speaker 2: Yes, why you're talking to just the guys? This is

1101
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:24,760
Speaker 2: true for everyone.

1102
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:25,960
Speaker 3: A lot, it is, But I'm just I'm saying from

1103
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 3: a guy's perspective. I'm a guy. Traded nights out with

1104
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:33,440
Speaker 3: her friends for nights in doing your laundry. She traded

1105
00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:36,640
Speaker 3: her little black dress for a peel away nursing top.

1106
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:38,719
Speaker 2: I mean, that's not even a joke.

1107
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:43,720
Speaker 3: She traded Merlo bottles for baby bottles.

1108
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:45,640
Speaker 2: No, actually I just combined them.

1109
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:51,080
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, she double. But once you established that close

1110
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:54,960
Speaker 3: connection between mother and child, sometimes it could be hard

1111
00:52:55,000 --> 00:53:00,719
Speaker 3: to let that go even well into adulthood. So I

1112
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:03,200
Speaker 3: wanted to write a song for all the moms who

1113
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:07,040
Speaker 3: love their children so much through those first eighteen years.

1114
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:10,560
Speaker 3: They don't want to let him go, and the kids

1115
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:13,279
Speaker 3: who had it so good, they don't want to leave.

1116
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:14,200
Speaker 2: Ah.

1117
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:18,360
Speaker 3: That's why instead of doing the classic song from Greece,

1118
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:23,000
Speaker 3: summer Lovin', Oh, it's young Jeffrey's mother huggin'.

1119
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:25,879
Speaker 7: Ah.

1120
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:29,040
Speaker 1: It's just like you go from loving to I mean,

1121
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:30,920
Speaker 1: it's a transition.

1122
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:33,920
Speaker 3: I'm not saying this is the healthiest relationship I to

1123
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:37,680
Speaker 3: sing about, but it's just out there and you have

1124
00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:39,919
Speaker 3: to be ready for it. So I'm going to point

1125
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:41,880
Speaker 3: when I'm ready.

1126
00:53:43,719 --> 00:53:55,840
Speaker 4: Point, mother Huggins, tighten her grass.

1127
00:53:56,320 --> 00:54:00,479
Speaker 3: So I love him, grown up so fast, you gave

1128
00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:06,320
Speaker 3: me life. Jodd on me. You got stretch marks permanently.

1129
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:12,320
Speaker 3: But some day I'll move away, but not with the

1130
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:13,240
Speaker 3: how to fight?

1131
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:17,480
Speaker 9: Oh well, well, well does his chores, makes his wares,

1132
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:19,120
Speaker 9: kiss the scrapes on his arm?

1133
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:22,879
Speaker 3: Facebook joys. Could she draws lot to keep him from home?

1134
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:25,560
Speaker 5: Ty pots say lots? Hands off.

1135
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:30,600
Speaker 3: I brought a girl home, sexy and glam.

1136
00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:32,040
Speaker 2: I like her.

1137
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:38,080
Speaker 3: Seems like a trail. She's got drive. Masha'll make you proud.

1138
00:54:38,719 --> 00:54:44,240
Speaker 3: She's a fine, just fasting aloud. Mother's son, I love

1139
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:48,000
Speaker 3: you a son, but no girl will ever be right.

1140
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 3: Oh well, well, well lets her son Ali kiss.

1141
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:53,680
Speaker 2: It's for handed night.

1142
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:57,560
Speaker 3: Oh my lord cut the corse moves me till morning night.

1143
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:02,240
Speaker 4: Momo mouth, mamy mount, Mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy.

1144
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:09,440
Speaker 3: She cuts the crushed off my baby and Jay his

1145
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:15,760
Speaker 3: only father SAgs. She let me live up in her.

1146
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:19,920
Speaker 2: Love plays with himself with his door locked.

1147
00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:26,120
Speaker 12: Mama saves me nursery things, turn up my projector, and.

1148
00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:26,880
Speaker 3: I love.

1149
00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:31,799
Speaker 5: Eat your corn, clean your dorms. She can be such

1150
00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:34,560
Speaker 5: a nag that it flors from the sauce.

1151
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:38,239
Speaker 12: Still, he made your boot sag Son, then momp Son,

1152
00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:41,359
Speaker 12: then momp Son, then momp Son, then momp Son, then

1153
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:44,280
Speaker 12: momp Son, then momp Son, then MoMA.

1154
00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:47,840
Speaker 5: Up, step mother down.

1155
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:53,239
Speaker 3: I dugged a whole long state forest. Lea had told

1156
00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:59,320
Speaker 3: the coups he's kept tom. I burned with cold with rushcasolene.

1157
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:06,759
Speaker 4: We got some heats, but mommy and me, Oh voca Alibi.

1158
00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:12,120
Speaker 3: Was close like his nose stop can his merid.

1159
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:15,120
Speaker 5: Watch her shows, paint her toes. Because my mom's my

1160
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:16,120
Speaker 5: best friend.

1161
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:21,000
Speaker 3: Always been.

1162
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:22,680
Speaker 2: My little man.

1163
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:28,120
Speaker 3: And I'm always on her cell phone play.

1164
00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:33,279
Speaker 5: Then one day he up and moved out.

1165
00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:37,239
Speaker 3: Wonder what.

1166
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:45,560
Speaker 4: Mom's cooking now, couldn't leave.

1167
00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:51,400
Speaker 3: Till she co signed the leads.

1168
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:55,720
Speaker 4: But hat ugh, Oh.

1169
00:56:57,120 --> 00:56:59,560
Speaker 3: The son, mom.

1170
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:22,680
Speaker 7: I think.

1171
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:29,640
Speaker 1: Last year I cried out tears of joy from your

1172
00:57:29,720 --> 00:57:30,200
Speaker 1: mother's song.

1173
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:32,360
Speaker 2: Now I'm ready to move my seven.

1174
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:33,240
Speaker 3: Year old out of the house.

1175
00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:35,720
Speaker 2: I do not want any of that to happen.

1176
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:39,840
Speaker 3: Good to love each other, but too long. Something weird

1177
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:41,520
Speaker 3: raised on the text.

1178
00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:45,080
Speaker 2: I am sorry. My first grade son is getting a

1179
00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:46,479
Speaker 2: job now, very young.

1180
00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:49,400
Speaker 3: Learn a lot from this song. So I enjoyed this

1181
00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:50,240
Speaker 3: mother's day.

1182
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:51,960
Speaker 2: Well, I'm glad you had an alibi.

1183
00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:56,240
Speaker 3: Joffe nine too, and tell us what you thought about

1184
00:57:56,240 --> 00:58:01,160
Speaker 3: the song of the week. May yeah keep those Yeah,

1185
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:05,200
Speaker 3: we're gonna report the video up on all our socials with.

1186
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:09,880
Speaker 2: The lyrics, the lyrics, So send it to your mom.

1187
00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:13,160
Speaker 3: You're I'm gonna go hide in the closet. Now that's

1188
00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:14,000
Speaker 3: a song of the week.

1189
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:17,360
Speaker 7: I love it, still brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1190
00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:22,160
Speaker 3: Text to seven eight five nine two says my mom

1191
00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:26,160
Speaker 3: got divorced, then married my seventh grade algebra teacher, then

1192
00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:30,280
Speaker 3: divorced him and married my eleventh grade gym teacher, and

1193
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:34,120
Speaker 3: listening to Jeff's song made me feel normal for the

1194
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:36,160
Speaker 3: first time in my entire life.

1195
00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:37,720
Speaker 2: You know what, it did its job?

1196
00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:40,600
Speaker 3: Okay out if you missed it. Instead of doing the

1197
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:43,200
Speaker 3: hit song from Grease Summer Lovin, I did my own

1198
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:46,960
Speaker 3: version called mother Huggin' because it's almost Mother's Day and

1199
00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:49,640
Speaker 3: I understand that sometimes the bond between a mama and

1200
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:53,400
Speaker 3: her baby gets so close. Neither of you wants to

1201
00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:57,040
Speaker 3: leave each other well into adulthood, ever, so try to

1202
00:58:57,120 --> 00:58:59,560
Speaker 3: capture this. Maybe it's a little far.

1203
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:01,160
Speaker 7: I know.

1204
00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:04,600
Speaker 3: We're getting more feedback good and bad on the textboard.

1205
00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:04,800
Speaker 4: Brook.

1206
00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:05,360
Speaker 3: What do you see?

1207
00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:08,680
Speaker 2: This one's important to read? It, says Jeffrey.

1208
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:12,320
Speaker 1: I'm a licensed family therapist. Oh god, I'm leaving by

1209
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:16,280
Speaker 1: contact information on here. I strongly encourage you to call

1210
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:19,520
Speaker 1: me regarding your quote unquote maternal.

1211
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:22,200
Speaker 2: Bond you have with your mom. Oh god, yeah, so

1212
00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:24,800
Speaker 2: I think we should save that text for later.

1213
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:26,800
Speaker 5: Maybe we shouldn't have read that one on you on

1214
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:27,320
Speaker 5: the radio.

1215
00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:31,400
Speaker 3: Mom, we have another non believer's mobilize.

1216
00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:31,920
Speaker 2: You must say.

1217
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:33,360
Speaker 3: If you want to hear it again, it'll be up

1218
00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:35,720
Speaker 3: at the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok on our YouTube, Facebook

1219
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:38,720
Speaker 3: and staff all of it like, share, subscribe and Happy

1220
00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:41,000
Speaker 3: Mama's Day, Mama.

1221
00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:43,160
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1222
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:52,360
Speaker 3: On the phone, We've got Kevin, who is a returning

1223
00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:54,520
Speaker 3: player to the game. He's won and two against you

1224
00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:58,240
Speaker 3: all time. You have to scream it whenever you hear

1225
00:59:58,280 --> 01:00:02,640
Speaker 3: that before. Now, Kevin, it was in a hockey tournament

1226
01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:05,640
Speaker 3: last night. Got checked a couple of times. So he's

1227
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:08,280
Speaker 3: a little bit woozy in the head today. That might

1228
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:11,120
Speaker 3: bode well for you, Brooks, brother.

1229
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:13,920
Speaker 8: No chief, but I definitely got a little bump on

1230
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:15,240
Speaker 8: the bump on the head.

1231
01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:18,080
Speaker 2: You can't even remember what's on top of your head?

1232
01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:20,400
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1233
01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:27,360
Speaker 2: Where is what's this thing? Yeah? Exactly? Okay, good luck.

1234
01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:29,840
Speaker 3: We're gonna ask you some questions here, Kevin. So Brook's

1235
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:31,000
Speaker 3: gonna leave the studio and.

1236
01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:32,800
Speaker 5: Brooke beat a man with an active concussion.

1237
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:35,800
Speaker 3: We're gonna we're gonna find out. Thirty seconds are on

1238
01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:37,400
Speaker 3: the clock to answer as many as possible. If you

1239
01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:38,680
Speaker 3: don't know when, you could say past. But you have

1240
01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:40,400
Speaker 3: to beat Brook outright if you want to win. Are

1241
01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:40,920
Speaker 3: you ready?

1242
01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:42,320
Speaker 8: I am ready? All?

1243
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:47,640
Speaker 3: Good luck, Kevin, I can smell colors. Your time starts now.

1244
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:51,040
Speaker 3: The longest performing cast member of SNL turns forty five

1245
01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:58,000
Speaker 3: years old today. What's his name? Uh, Steve Martin. What

1246
01:00:58,200 --> 01:01:01,480
Speaker 3: household cleaning device is used in the sport of curling.

1247
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:03,800
Speaker 5: A mop?

1248
01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:06,240
Speaker 3: Name the two scientists on the Muppet Show. One is

1249
01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:11,880
Speaker 3: doctor Bunsen Honeydew. Who's the other Bunsen? What insurance company

1250
01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:18,120
Speaker 3: has an emu as their mascot in Monopoly? When you

1251
01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:21,200
Speaker 3: land on go to jail, you're instructed to do two things.

1252
01:01:21,280 --> 01:01:26,840
Speaker 3: Do not pass go and do not collect What my god,

1253
01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:33,640
Speaker 3: I think the head injuries played to your advantage of

1254
01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:39,440
Speaker 3: anything there, Kevin Man, I really haven't. That's okay, you

1255
01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:41,840
Speaker 3: got things to look forward to this summer. Apparently you

1256
01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:44,160
Speaker 3: told our producer you and the family are going to

1257
01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:48,919
Speaker 3: Glacier National Park. That's true. What's the big attraction there?

1258
01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:52,520
Speaker 3: Nature is that talking about? Are supposed to do you guys?

1259
01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:55,440
Speaker 2: Know, dude, it's so crowded now though you have to

1260
01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:57,040
Speaker 2: have reservations for know.

1261
01:01:57,240 --> 01:01:59,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't even have tickets yet.

1262
01:01:59,160 --> 01:02:00,600
Speaker 5: You have to wait to go to the wilderness.

1263
01:02:01,280 --> 01:02:02,440
Speaker 2: It's wild though, yes, you do.

1264
01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:05,000
Speaker 3: You have to wait ice.

1265
01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:09,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll have fun. Don't you eaten by a grizzly.

1266
01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:12,320
Speaker 8: Okay, yeah, okay, don't answer any of the questions.

1267
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:16,360
Speaker 5: Brook, we're both promising stuff.

1268
01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:18,840
Speaker 3: All right, here we go, Brook, You're ready, Yeah, I'm ready.

1269
01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:22,160
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. The longest performing cast member of

1270
01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:26,520
Speaker 3: SNL turns forty five years old today. What's his name? Ooh? Pass?

1271
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:29,360
Speaker 3: I don't know what households cleaning device is used in

1272
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:30,320
Speaker 3: the sport of curling?

1273
01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:31,160
Speaker 8: Uh?

1274
01:02:31,360 --> 01:02:34,360
Speaker 3: Broom name? The two scientists on the Muppet Show. One

1275
01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:36,400
Speaker 3: is doctor Bunsen Honeydew. Who's the other?

1276
01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:37,680
Speaker 2: Pass?

1277
01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:41,080
Speaker 3: What insurance company has an emu as their mascot?

1278
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:45,280
Speaker 2: God? Stay firm?

1279
01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:48,840
Speaker 3: In Monopoly, when you land on go to jail, you're

1280
01:02:48,840 --> 01:02:51,200
Speaker 3: instructed to do two things. Do not pass go and

1281
01:02:51,320 --> 01:02:52,320
Speaker 3: do not collect what?

1282
01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:54,000
Speaker 2: Uh payment?

1283
01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:57,640
Speaker 3: Well? I think actually, Brook may be the more concussed

1284
01:02:57,680 --> 01:02:59,480
Speaker 3: of the two of you have to hear answer.

1285
01:02:59,880 --> 01:03:00,480
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1286
01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:02,320
Speaker 3: Let's go to the scoreboard and see how you did

1287
01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:02,720
Speaker 3: with Jose.

1288
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:05,000
Speaker 2: Why is this happening to us?

1289
01:03:07,640 --> 01:03:09,200
Speaker 5: Kevin? You got one correct today?

1290
01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:09,520
Speaker 8: Brother?

1291
01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:16,280
Speaker 5: Laughing? Brooke, could you get one? That's all you needed?

1292
01:03:16,400 --> 01:03:21,880
Speaker 5: And that's all you got? All right, let's go barely

1293
01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:22,800
Speaker 5: the time.

1294
01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:26,680
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Kevin, I'm not too prideful to be happy

1295
01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:27,040
Speaker 1: about this.

1296
01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:30,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go the answers for everybody. Longest performing cast

1297
01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:33,560
Speaker 3: member of SNL turns forty five years old today. He's

1298
01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:37,480
Speaker 3: been on SNL for twenty one seasons and neither could remember.

1299
01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:44,040
Speaker 2: His name is Michael Thompson. He's actually I mean, I

1300
01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:46,400
Speaker 2: know him and once you say it enough.

1301
01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:49,200
Speaker 3: To remember his name. Yeah. The household cleaning device he

1302
01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:53,200
Speaker 3: used in the sport of curling is brooms. Come on, momyeah,

1303
01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:56,800
Speaker 3: you don't mop the ice? Yah last night, Come on

1304
01:03:57,680 --> 01:03:59,840
Speaker 3: away from in front of those rocks. The two scientists

1305
01:03:59,880 --> 01:04:02,600
Speaker 3: on them up at show our doctor Bunsen Honeydoo and

1306
01:04:02,760 --> 01:04:08,120
Speaker 3: his pal Beakerker. The insurance coming within with an EMU

1307
01:04:08,240 --> 01:04:09,880
Speaker 3: as their mascot is Liberty.

1308
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:14,680
Speaker 2: Come on, Liberty, Liberty and has nothing to do with

1309
01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:15,120
Speaker 2: the name.

1310
01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:18,400
Speaker 5: And it's their best campaign they've ever done.

1311
01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:20,680
Speaker 3: The monopoly. When you land on, go to jail, you're

1312
01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:23,800
Speaker 3: instructed do not pass go and do not collect two

1313
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:26,600
Speaker 3: hundred dollars said money, You said payment.

1314
01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:30,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, you gotta say it right.

1315
01:04:30,280 --> 01:04:33,400
Speaker 3: Kevin knew how to say it, so, Kevin. Unfortunately, that

1316
01:04:33,680 --> 01:04:36,280
Speaker 3: wasn't enough. To beat Brooke. But just for playing you

1317
01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:38,400
Speaker 3: do get a pair of tickets to see comedian Hans

1318
01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:41,000
Speaker 3: Kim perform May twenty fifth at the Snow Qualmi Casino,

1319
01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:42,600
Speaker 3: Seattle's closest casino.

1320
01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:44,480
Speaker 8: Hey, I'll take it. Thanks.

1321
01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:47,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, everything will be funny if you don't treat that concussion.

1322
01:04:47,440 --> 01:04:52,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'd be careful on the ice. Kevin, who yeah, Kevin.

1323
01:04:54,360 --> 01:04:54,680
Speaker 5: Guys.

1324
01:04:54,840 --> 01:04:58,720
Speaker 3: I don't know, Kevin, you can come back on the

1325
01:04:58,760 --> 01:04:59,360
Speaker 3: show time.

1326
01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:00,600
Speaker 2: You a all right?

1327
01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:01,200
Speaker 8: Thanks?

1328
01:05:01,240 --> 01:05:03,240
Speaker 3: Who am I? We're gonna be back to win Brooks

1329
01:05:03,280 --> 01:05:03,920
Speaker 3: back the same time

1330
01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:06,440
Speaker 7: On Monday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning