WEBVTT - School Suspension

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<v Speaker 1>Elvie Duran in the Morning show. Here's one of our

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<v Speaker 2>The email says, Dear Elvis Duran, my son Stephen has

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<v Speaker 2>been suspended from high school ten times in the past

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<v Speaker 2>four years by the school disciplinarian. My husband Michael, who

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<v Speaker 2>is a pastor, thinks that the school hands out suspensions

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<v Speaker 2>too easily and he feels that the school is now

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<v Speaker 2>picking on our Stephen. One time, Stephen even got suspended

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<v Speaker 2>for stealing a forty cent carton of milk from the cafeteria.

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<v Speaker 3>The boy needed his Vitamin D. Last week, Stephen.

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<v Speaker 2>Skipped school to spend the day with his father at

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<v Speaker 2>church on take your child to Work Day and they

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<v Speaker 2>suspended him. So why don't you call Michael and tell

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<v Speaker 2>him that son Stephen is being suspended again because he

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<v Speaker 2>didn't have permission to cut school for take your son

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<v Speaker 2>to work Day. Love you guys from Donna. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>Donna wants to play this tap on her husband Michael.

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<v Speaker 2>Dave Brody is calling pastor Michael as the dean of

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<v Speaker 2>discipline at the high school, and the wife Donna will

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<v Speaker 2>be starting to call and her son Stephen will join

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<v Speaker 2>in the fund later, let's phone tap Dad.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, Michael. Yeah, I'm shaking right now. I'm really shaken, Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>because I thought it's listings mells them on Friday about Stephen,

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<v Speaker 4>about what about his absences?

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<v Speaker 5>I did? All right?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I got the dean of discipline over there, and

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<v Speaker 4>he's given me a hard time saying it's outfol that

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<v Speaker 4>we raised this kid like that. And they're really give

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<v Speaker 4>me a hard time. So can you just answer your

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<v Speaker 4>phone when he calls you?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, I'll take care of it. But all right, thank you, Donna.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah that was great. A right, Stephen, are you ready

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<v Speaker 3>to go Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm ready to go ahead and do it all.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello? Is this uh Michael? This is the dean of

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<v Speaker 3>discipline over high school. Your son goes to school?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, what's the matter?

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<v Speaker 3>Your son Stephen was out Theay and Friday of last week.

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<v Speaker 5>You wear that just because he came to work with

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<v Speaker 5>me on Thursday and then on Friday he was sick.

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<v Speaker 5>His face got swollen from an injections that he got

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<v Speaker 5>on Thursday night. Right, right, Well, well you ask you

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<v Speaker 5>a question. Are you the one that told my wife

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<v Speaker 5>he raised him wrong? Are you the one I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Think I need to be the one to tell you that, Sir,

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<v Speaker 3>obviously is a product of the environment he was raised in.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, let me explain something to you. Who do you

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<v Speaker 5>think you are?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm the dean of discipline, okay, and I'm the father.

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<v Speaker 5>And I don't know who you think you are telling

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<v Speaker 5>my wife we didn't raise him, right. I don't know

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<v Speaker 5>who you think you are, but I will definitely come

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<v Speaker 5>to school and see you face to face.

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<v Speaker 3>I am the dean of discipline, sir.

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<v Speaker 5>I've been doing it, father, saw I am the father.

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<v Speaker 5>Who do you think you are? Who do you think

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<v Speaker 5>you are?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Look what I think is I'm the guy who

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<v Speaker 3>is suspending your son from missing.

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<v Speaker 5>School, suspending him that's right. Let me ask you a question.

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<v Speaker 5>Who puts you on the throne of judgment? Here?

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<v Speaker 3>I am the dean of discipline.

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<v Speaker 5>You can tell your title around. You're gonna let me

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<v Speaker 5>tell you something. I've been getting a run around all year,

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<v Speaker 5>and I've been quiet all year. I'm not gonna be

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<v Speaker 5>quiet now.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Maybe if there's a lot of discipline in your home,

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<v Speaker 3>your son wouldn't be the way he is.

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<v Speaker 5>My son is disciplined, Sir, Who do you think you are.

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<v Speaker 3>I am the dean of discipline. Okay. And if he's

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<v Speaker 3>so disciplined, why does he steal milk?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>My god, steal milk. That's why he got a suspension

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<v Speaker 5>for that, a forty milk.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so what do you think cutting class is gonna

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<v Speaker 3>get him?

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<v Speaker 5>But I took him out with me for the day.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah you know what, Well, you can take him out

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<v Speaker 3>with you all next week because he's suspended.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, I want to meet with mister EPs.

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<v Speaker 3>And you talk to your son, Steven, take the phone,

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<v Speaker 3>talk to your father. Explain to him the attitude you

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<v Speaker 3>cop with me when I first told you today. Guy.

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, no, sir, I don't want to talk to him.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm talking to you.

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<v Speaker 3>Hold on, take the phone, Steven here.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm talking to you. Yeah, no, no, put him back

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<v Speaker 5>from the phone. You ever since he came, ever since

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<v Speaker 5>he came into the school, you looked at me this

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<v Speaker 5>morning like like it's crazy. Yeah, he's stupid. Dah, Okay,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm coming I heard that. Give it. Ah. No, No,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm coming back to you now.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you hear the way he talks to me?

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<v Speaker 5>Excuse me, I'm coming back to the school now.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm leaving for lunch.

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<v Speaker 5>I got so what's the matter, sir? I need a

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<v Speaker 5>meeting with you.

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<v Speaker 3>You can meet with me tomorrow if you want.

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<v Speaker 5>No, sir, No, no, you disrupted my home. You made

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<v Speaker 5>my wife sick. You better believe I'm angry at you.

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<v Speaker 3>It says, yeah, you're a pastor.

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<v Speaker 5>Is that true, your sir?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that the way you run your congregation?

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<v Speaker 5>Do you ask your question? Yeah, we're Stephen, I'm here.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't touch the phan, Stephen, you'll be suspending two weeks. Now.

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<v Speaker 3>Sit down like I told you in the corner. Go

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<v Speaker 3>sit and face the wall. Go sit and face the wall.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't give me the finger. Don't give me the finger.

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<v Speaker 5>I want a meeting with the school Prince of ball

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<v Speaker 5>and you fine.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want your son.

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, we're done. We're done. No talking to me.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I'm not done with you. You've been phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, you.

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