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Speaker 1: Elvie Duran in the Morning show. Here's one of our

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Speaker 1: world famous phone pranks, plan Elvis Duran phone tab.

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Speaker 2: The email says, Dear Elvis Duran, my son Stephen has

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Speaker 2: been suspended from high school ten times in the past

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Speaker 2: four years by the school disciplinarian. My husband Michael, who

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Speaker 2: is a pastor, thinks that the school hands out suspensions

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Speaker 2: too easily and he feels that the school is now

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Speaker 2: picking on our Stephen. One time, Stephen even got suspended

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Speaker 2: for stealing a forty cent carton of milk from the cafeteria.

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Speaker 3: The boy needed his Vitamin D. Last week, Stephen.

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Speaker 2: Skipped school to spend the day with his father at

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Speaker 2: church on take your child to Work Day and they

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Speaker 2: suspended him. So why don't you call Michael and tell

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Speaker 2: him that son Stephen is being suspended again because he

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Speaker 2: didn't have permission to cut school for take your son

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Speaker 2: to work Day. Love you guys from Donna. All right,

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Speaker 2: Donna wants to play this tap on her husband Michael.

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Speaker 2: Dave Brody is calling pastor Michael as the dean of

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Speaker 2: discipline at the high school, and the wife Donna will

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Speaker 2: be starting to call and her son Stephen will join

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Speaker 2: in the fund later, let's phone tap Dad.

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Speaker 4: Hello, Michael. Yeah, I'm shaking right now. I'm really shaken, Okay,

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Speaker 4: because I thought it's listings mells them on Friday about Stephen,

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Speaker 4: about what about his absences?

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Speaker 5: I did? All right?

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Speaker 4: Well, I got the dean of discipline over there, and

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Speaker 4: he's given me a hard time saying it's outfol that

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Speaker 4: we raised this kid like that. And they're really give

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Speaker 4: me a hard time. So can you just answer your

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Speaker 4: phone when he calls you?

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Speaker 5: Okay, I'll take care of it. But all right, thank you, Donna.

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Speaker 3: Yeah that was great. A right, Stephen, are you ready

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Speaker 3: to go Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I'm ready to go ahead and do it all.

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Speaker 3: Hello? Is this uh Michael? This is the dean of

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Speaker 3: discipline over high school. Your son goes to school?

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Speaker 5: Yes, what's the matter?

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Speaker 3: Your son Stephen was out Theay and Friday of last week.

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Speaker 5: You wear that just because he came to work with

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Speaker 5: me on Thursday and then on Friday he was sick.

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Speaker 5: His face got swollen from an injections that he got

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Speaker 5: on Thursday night. Right, right, Well, well you ask you

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Speaker 5: a question. Are you the one that told my wife

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Speaker 5: he raised him wrong? Are you the one I don't.

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Speaker 3: Think I need to be the one to tell you that, Sir,

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Speaker 3: obviously is a product of the environment he was raised in.

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Speaker 5: Okay, let me explain something to you. Who do you

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Speaker 5: think you are?

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Speaker 3: I'm the dean of discipline, okay, and I'm the father.

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Speaker 5: And I don't know who you think you are telling

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Speaker 5: my wife we didn't raise him, right. I don't know

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Speaker 5: who you think you are, but I will definitely come

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Speaker 5: to school and see you face to face.

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Speaker 3: I am the dean of discipline, sir.

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Speaker 5: I've been doing it, father, saw I am the father.

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Speaker 5: Who do you think you are? Who do you think

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Speaker 5: you are?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Look what I think is I'm the guy who

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Speaker 3: is suspending your son from missing.

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Speaker 5: School, suspending him that's right. Let me ask you a question.

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Speaker 5: Who puts you on the throne of judgment? Here?

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Speaker 3: I am the dean of discipline.

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Speaker 5: You can tell your title around. You're gonna let me

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Speaker 5: tell you something. I've been getting a run around all year,

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Speaker 5: and I've been quiet all year. I'm not gonna be

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Speaker 5: quiet now.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Maybe if there's a lot of discipline in your home,

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Speaker 3: your son wouldn't be the way he is.

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Speaker 5: My son is disciplined, Sir, Who do you think you are.

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Speaker 3: I am the dean of discipline. Okay. And if he's

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Speaker 3: so disciplined, why does he steal milk?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 5: My god, steal milk. That's why he got a suspension

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Speaker 5: for that, a forty milk.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so what do you think cutting class is gonna

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Speaker 3: get him?

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Speaker 5: But I took him out with me for the day.

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Speaker 3: Yeah you know what, Well, you can take him out

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Speaker 3: with you all next week because he's suspended.

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Speaker 5: Oh, I want to meet with mister EPs.

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Speaker 3: And you talk to your son, Steven, take the phone,

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Speaker 3: talk to your father. Explain to him the attitude you

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Speaker 3: cop with me when I first told you today. Guy.

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Speaker 5: No, no, no, sir, I don't want to talk to him.

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Speaker 5: I'm talking to you.

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Speaker 3: Hold on, take the phone, Steven here.

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Speaker 5: I'm talking to you. Yeah, no, no, put him back

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Speaker 5: from the phone. You ever since he came, ever since

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Speaker 5: he came into the school, you looked at me this

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Speaker 5: morning like like it's crazy. Yeah, he's stupid. Dah, Okay,

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Speaker 5: I'm coming I heard that. Give it. Ah. No, No,

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Speaker 5: I'm coming back to you now.

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Speaker 3: Do you hear the way he talks to me?

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Speaker 5: Excuse me, I'm coming back to the school now.

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Speaker 3: I'm leaving for lunch.

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Speaker 5: I got so what's the matter, sir? I need a

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Speaker 5: meeting with you.

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Speaker 3: You can meet with me tomorrow if you want.

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Speaker 5: No, sir, No, no, you disrupted my home. You made

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Speaker 5: my wife sick. You better believe I'm angry at you.

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Speaker 3: It says, yeah, you're a pastor.

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Speaker 5: Is that true, your sir?

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Speaker 3: Is that the way you run your congregation?

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Speaker 5: Do you ask your question? Yeah, we're Stephen, I'm here.

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Speaker 3: Don't touch the phan, Stephen, you'll be suspending two weeks. Now.

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Speaker 3: Sit down like I told you in the corner. Go

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Speaker 3: sit and face the wall. Go sit and face the wall.

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Speaker 3: Don't give me the finger. Don't give me the finger.

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Speaker 5: I want a meeting with the school Prince of ball

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Speaker 5: and you fine.

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Speaker 3: I don't want your son.

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Speaker 5: No, no, we're done. We're done. No talking to me.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I'm not done with you. You've been phone tapped.

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Speaker 5: No, no, you.

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