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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today and

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Speaker 1: the subject is his sister Catfish to me. We'll find

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Speaker 1: out what that's all about in just a few because

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Speaker 1: right now the nephew is here with today's prank phone

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Speaker 1: call what you got for his nept Well.

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Speaker 2: Before we get into this prank, I gotta do this.

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Speaker 2: I gotta say Happy birthday to the one and only

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Speaker 2: that means the world to me. January ninth, on this day,

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Speaker 2: the one and only Jacqueline Patria Miles aka I.

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Speaker 3: Let my name Baby.

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Speaker 2: It's my baby birthday.

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Speaker 4: Birth Ladies, I thought you was saying that for the Sudents.

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Speaker 2: It's my baby birthday. Happy birthday. Can't be with you

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Speaker 2: right now. I hate it. I hate it, but we're

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Speaker 2: gonna make it work. I'm gonna make it all up

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Speaker 2: to you because I made Christmas good then that girl,

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Speaker 2: Yes I did. I made a good I was a

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Speaker 2: cold Santa Claud. I was a cold Santa claud was

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Speaker 2: co all right to the prank. This right here goes

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Speaker 2: out to all the members of five Beta Sigma, all

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Speaker 2: the members of five Beta Sigma, Happy Founders Day. To

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Speaker 2: you all this prank right here is you ain't no Sigma.

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Speaker 2: You ain't no Sigma, cat dog if you would.

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Speaker 5: Hello, hold, I'm trying to reach a greg please, yeah,

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Speaker 5: this is he.

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Speaker 3: How you doing? My name is Bernard, five Beta Sigma.

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Speaker 3: I'm overpledged relations giving you a call today. Man, you

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Speaker 3: attended PREV you A and M University of my correct,

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Speaker 3: that's right? And m okay, And from my understanding, you

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Speaker 3: pledge five Beta Sigma in the fall of ninety one.

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Speaker 5: That's correct. All right, that's the double data chapter correct.

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Speaker 3: Yes, all right. Here's where we're having some problems here,

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Speaker 3: going through the records, going through the record, actually looking

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Speaker 3: at the records that we have here headquarters. You're not

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Speaker 3: actually an official member of five Beta Sigma. I don't

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Speaker 3: know what's taking place.

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Speaker 5: But wait a minute, what what do you mean? And

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Speaker 5: not a member?

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Speaker 3: Looking at our records here at national headquarters, it's indicating

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Speaker 3: I don't know what could have gone wrong with this?

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Speaker 5: Now? Now that ain't right, man, that ain't right, because see,

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Speaker 5: death data is recognized nationally, so why wouldn't I be

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Speaker 5: nationally recognized?

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Speaker 3: I'm not certain, sir, maybe it's something that took place

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Speaker 3: on that that actual line of Fall ninety one. We're

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Speaker 3: actually going to have to do some research on everything

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Speaker 3: that's going on with your line as well as the chapter.

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Speaker 5: But how is that possible if they gave if they

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Speaker 5: gave me a certificate in the plaque and I got

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Speaker 5: my pin and I mean, I'm a sigma, what do

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Speaker 5: you mean? Okay, sir, I don't know what I'm looking

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Speaker 5: at here, and please understand, I want to try to

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Speaker 5: clear this matter up. Yeah, yeah, we need to see

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Speaker 5: this matter. Who else is there somebody there like an overseer,

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Speaker 5: maybe a the head president or your branch or something

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Speaker 5: that I can talk to something Well, I'm actually I

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Speaker 5: am actually overpleaged relations uh huh. And I want to

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Speaker 5: give you a.

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Speaker 3: Call personally so we can try to rectify the matter.

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Speaker 3: And it's gonna take us some time to hind this

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Speaker 3: thing out. But what I need you to do as

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Speaker 3: this point, and you know what the problem is that

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Speaker 3: I'm noticing is that all of the people that were

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Speaker 3: Greg isn't official. So I want to I.

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Speaker 5: Don't understand that because I was the line president. So

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Speaker 5: how is everybody is able to be a sigma and

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Speaker 5: not me when I did all the paperwork that it

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Speaker 6: I don't understand it.

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Speaker 3: Sir. You know what, brother, I can't call you brother

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Speaker 3: for the fact that you're right.

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Speaker 5: Now I'm trolling me brother because I'm a sigma.

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Speaker 3: So here's what we're gonna have to do. Greg. We're

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Speaker 3: gonna have to get you to First of all, if

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Speaker 3: you're dealing with anybody alumni wise, we're asking that you

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Speaker 3: don't go to any meetings right now. We're also asking

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Speaker 3: that you don't wear any five beta sigma parl for

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Speaker 3: make sure and get clarity that you are definitely a brother.

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Speaker 5: Women. Man, I am definitely a brother. Do you know

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Speaker 5: what I had to go through to get where.

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Speaker 6: I am today? To be a signal all the do

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Speaker 6: y'all y'all took y'all dudes? What happened today? If you're

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Speaker 6: taking my dudes, you should be able to tell me. Yo, Man,

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Speaker 6: we got this going on. Certain things are going on

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Speaker 6: with your line. We need to we need to check you.

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Speaker 6: You took our money.

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Speaker 3: That's it. I'm seeing checks that have gone through for

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Speaker 3: other people on that line.

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Speaker 6: I don't still your man, And to this day, I'm

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Speaker 6: like a lifetime member. So what the hell are you

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Speaker 6: talking about?

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Speaker 3: I have no records indicating that you're a lifetime member.

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Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying, sir. We got guessing that, dog.

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Speaker 5: Somebody need to tell me something today.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna try to get to the end of this

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Speaker 3: by the end of the week.

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Speaker 5: It's gonna take no no, but no, but no, you're

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Speaker 5: not understanding what I'm saying, man, because I'm a sigma

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Speaker 5: to the heart. Dude. You know what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 5: Y'all playing with my heart right now? Man, Ain't nobody's

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Speaker 5: gonna do that and get away with I don't know

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Speaker 5: what's going on.

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Speaker 3: You know. Here's what we can do. We can bring

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Speaker 3: you back in and do another pleasure process.

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Speaker 6: Pledge. Do you understand what you just said to me?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 6: Man, that ain't have me. Dog, I'm been through this already. Man,

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Speaker 6: I'm not pledging. I'm not signing my name on nothing

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Speaker 6: else because I have pledged.

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Speaker 5: I'm not doing it no more. I need to get

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Speaker 5: somebody on the phone that can answer my question. I

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Speaker 5: want to know what's going on.

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Speaker 3: Okay right now? And I understand you know the disbelief

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Speaker 3: of what's going on. I really do you, honously don't

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Speaker 3: so you a brother? Brother, We're gonna try to what

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Speaker 3: year did you go across?

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Speaker 6: Did you walk the sand?

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Speaker 5: I mean, tell me what's going on?

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Speaker 3: Brother? I'm fall eighty nine, brother. And now what we're

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Speaker 3: gonna have to do right now is, first of all,

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Speaker 3: no paraphernalia.

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Speaker 5: No perath. Now you've got to tell me that I

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Speaker 5: can't what's nearest and dearest to my heart, next to

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Speaker 5: my wife and my child. You're telling me that I

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Speaker 5: can't go around and proclaim what I am. That's like

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Speaker 5: telling me I can't be black, what.

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Speaker 3: They have, what you're saying, and another thing we're going

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Speaker 3: have to get you to do. I understand you have

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Speaker 3: a brand, a Sigma brand that's gonna have to come

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Speaker 3: off until we get this second.

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Speaker 6: Care of what wait, man, you talk about a medical procedure.

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Speaker 3: What are you saying so we cannot allow you to

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Speaker 3: wear a brand representing five beta sigment when right now

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Speaker 3: you are not.

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Speaker 6: You can't plain't allowed that that branded me was allowed

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Speaker 6: to put the brand on me. Now, I can't be

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Speaker 6: allowed to wear something I've been wearing for almost fifteen

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Speaker 6: years of you crazy. Come on man, that's some crazy, right. No,

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Speaker 6: we gotta get you to take your brand me until

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Speaker 6: all of it. Well when with the handy gout man,

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Speaker 6: this is some Look here, brother, bar what banard?

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Speaker 5: Is that?

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Speaker 3: What your name is?

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Speaker 6: You need to get somebody on this M minute. That's

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Speaker 6: all right, I know the president myself. How about that?

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Speaker 5: I would just call in and I figured out my delf.

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Speaker 3: Right now, we need you to take the brand off off,

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Speaker 3: not even come out.

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Speaker 6: You'll come take the brand off of me. And you

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Speaker 6: wanted that bad, come get it. That's what you do.

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Speaker 3: You are not a member of five day of six.

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Speaker 6: You don't give a shoe talking about dog. I am

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Speaker 6: a member. If you want something over here, high Land

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Speaker 6: till boy, that's what you do, you bad, Come do it, sir.

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Speaker 3: I'm telling you for the final time, do not wear

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Speaker 3: any paraphernalia.

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Speaker 6: Kid, kid, don't want to hear that talking about no final.

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Speaker 6: Let me tell you what's final. I am a far

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Speaker 6: better sigma to the hard boom.

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Speaker 3: Damn, sir. All I'm telling you is no more shirts

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Speaker 3: and cover that brand up until we here.

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Speaker 6: Man, I'm gonna wear everything like I got a hat.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna have that so matter of fact, I'm gonna

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Speaker 6: wear it, hey, just to get on your ners. You're

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Speaker 6: gonna help me bread coming up until we figured out.

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Speaker 6: If you want I ain't coming that you come get

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Speaker 6: it until this you better get away from me. I'm

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Speaker 6: talking about want honey, ready for that brand up?

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Speaker 3: Don't you wear no shirts no more.

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Speaker 6: Let me tell you something I ain't covering. Come get

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Speaker 6: it if you want it. I got one man, hard man,

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Speaker 6: this is blue fire. You don't want none, you don't

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Speaker 6: want none?

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Speaker 5: Go this is some man.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what do One more thing I need

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Speaker 3: to say to you? Are you really say.

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Speaker 6: What you got to say? You ain't get this his.

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Speaker 3: Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just

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Speaker 3: got pranked by your boy. Boy.

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Speaker 5: Y'all had me ready to kill by man.

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Speaker 3: Y'all boy, Let up one more thing, man, What is

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Speaker 3: the baddest radio show in the land?

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Speaker 2: Greg?

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Speaker 6: What is it? The Steve Harvey Morning Show?

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Speaker 3: That boy that's serious about here?

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Speaker 4: Happy found this day to j Anthony Brown, there's a

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Speaker 4: Sigma named Paul Turner out of Chicago. So happy found

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Speaker 4: this day of Paul Turner. Happy found his date having

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Speaker 4: found this data, All eleven of y'all, every last.

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Speaker 1: You say that though you had to say that last part,

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Speaker 1: you couldn't just let it be. Happy found your day.

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Speaker 3: That comedy is on.

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Speaker 2: This weekend, Jacksonville, Flaida. You already know The Nephew is

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Speaker 2: coming Friday, Saturday Sunday. Tickets on sale Landing the Cut, Dayton,

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Speaker 2: Ohio at the Funny Bone, twenty six, twenty seven, twenty eight.

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Speaker 1: That is, sir, all right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next,

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Speaker 1: it is a strawberry letter for today. The subject his

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Speaker 1: sister catfished me. We'll get into that right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.