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Speaker 1: Kitty misconnections. That was me staring.

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Speaker 2: Only two places where you can find true love in

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Speaker 2: this world. One is at Joe's Crabshack when the waitress

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Speaker 2: licks a tiny drop of lobster bisk off your finger.

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Speaker 3: Is that why we walked out of that restaurant last

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Speaker 3: time we were there?

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Speaker 2: Or stage Electra Flavor the others on the pages of

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Speaker 2: craigslist dot org. We scoured that website every week to

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Speaker 2: find the best misconnections they have to offer, like this

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Speaker 2: first one titled you ghosted me but in a good way?

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Speaker 2: What man for woman thirties haunted house?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I thought he was actually gonna write a

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Speaker 3: Craigslist for a coast.

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Speaker 4: It said that ghost We're like, man, this is normous,

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Speaker 4: he says, Hi, I'm looking for the pregnant Thombi woman

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Speaker 4: that scared me in the ghoulish maternity ward last night.

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Speaker 1: That sounds all maternity.

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Speaker 3: That the actor wasn't really pregnant. They don't put pregnant

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Speaker 3: people in haunted houses. Oh, I thought that would be

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Speaker 3: so pass.

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Speaker 5: I was the fellow wearing the striped sweater with an

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Speaker 5: eye patch thanks a lot glaucoma. Oh that wasn't part

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Speaker 5: of your performance was plenty scary, so much shell. Then

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Speaker 5: I curled up in a ball on the floor after

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Speaker 5: you took a bite out of the surgeon's neck. Oh

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Speaker 5: thanks for consoling me, after you realized my fear was real.

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Speaker 3: Goodness.

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Speaker 5: I'm not sure how long I stayed in that room.

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Speaker 5: It could have been five minutes or thirty. It's hard

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Speaker 5: to keep time when your heartbeat is on the same

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Speaker 5: pace as the strobe light. Anyway, now, I consider myself

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Speaker 5: lucky I flipped out where I did because it gave

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Speaker 5: me a chance to talk to you. We spoke about music,

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Speaker 5: our favorite flavor of yellow, and the existential thread of

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Speaker 5: a real life zombie apocalypse.

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Speaker 3: House are pretty smalls where their eyes.

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Speaker 5: I'm not sure I agree with you on what type

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Speaker 5: of non periaple food i'd bring into the mountains with me,

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Speaker 5: But if you and I were together, i'd stay flexible.

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Speaker 5: Right right now, as I write this, I'm picturing you

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Speaker 5: in my head with your damp black hair, bloody eye, thocket,

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Speaker 5: and prosthetic stomach.

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Speaker 3: If you can look hot still after all.

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Speaker 5: That, oh yeah, I bet you'd be an awesome mom. Anyway,

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Speaker 5: I'm talking too much, just like my therapist tells me.

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Speaker 5: If you see this, let's have a normal date and

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Speaker 5: check out potential bunkers for him.

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Speaker 1: That signed Philip.

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Speaker 2: This next misconnection is titled winner gets to be My Boyfriend.

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Speaker 3: A competition I.

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Speaker 2: Wanted woman for man forty Halloween masquerade match.

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Speaker 3: Oh these are all Halloween.

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Speaker 2: Says I met you over the weekend at the costume

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Speaker 2: contest at.

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Speaker 1: Cheers and Beers.

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Speaker 3: Oh that sounds fun.

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Speaker 1: Is that an event or is it a bar?

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Speaker 3: I think it's a bar. Okay, it could be either.

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Speaker 2: Actually, says I spotted you playing pool across the bar.

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Speaker 2: You were wearing a blue dress and red pigtails. So

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Speaker 2: the Wendy's mascot pretty funny considering you didn't shave your beard.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 2: I was the woman dressed like the painter Bob Ross,

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Speaker 2: but I didn't have the right wig. Most people thought

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Speaker 2: it looked like Ross Geller from Friends.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, you have to.

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Speaker 3: The curly wig is literally essential to that costume.

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Speaker 2: At one point, I told my girlfriends the outfit's not

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Speaker 2: working and I needed some liquid courage to talk to you.

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Speaker 3: Yes, sexy Bob Ross isn't doing it for you. A

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Speaker 3: shocking imagine.

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Speaker 1: Sexy Ross Gillers.

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Speaker 2: So I did a couple fireball shots, marched over and

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Speaker 2: told you to press my belly button for a prize.

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Speaker 2: You did, and I spit out a handful of candy corn.

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Speaker 1: I would laugh so hard. I thought it was funny.

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Speaker 2: Apparently you didn't, but we did reconnect later at the

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Speaker 2: Monster Mash limbo contest. It's a little fuzzy, but I

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Speaker 2: kind of remember I beat you because I went super

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Speaker 2: low and accidentally got my top caught on the limbo stick.

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Speaker 3: I bet that wasn't an accident.

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Speaker 1: Got a standing ovation from the crowd. Halloween's right around

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Speaker 1: the corner.

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Speaker 2: Why don't you bring your Wendy's outfit over for dinner

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Speaker 2: so we can watch a scary movie and have pumpkin

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Speaker 2: flavored baconatters.

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Speaker 1: That sounds awful. I learned how to make them at home.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if you feel like I still give

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Speaker 3: him a try. Just bacon and squash is pretty good.

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Speaker 2: This next misconnection is titled which Way to the finish line?

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Speaker 2: And which is spelled like wtch like a flying witch?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Which way to the finish line?

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Speaker 2: Man for Woman twenty nine Spooctacular five K says we

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Speaker 2: met at the annual Halloween fun run. If you remember,

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Speaker 2: I was the guy dressed up as Count Tracula, fake things,

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Speaker 2: a headband in a long, flowing purple cape I got

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Speaker 2: from the Salvation Army.

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Speaker 3: I love it. Why the specifics?

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Speaker 2: Yes, I noticed you right away, you and your sexy,

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Speaker 2: speedy Gonzales costume. Don't tell my mom this, but I've

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Speaker 2: always loved a woman in an oversized sombrero. Want your

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Speaker 2: mom to know that.

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Speaker 1: I don't know does she wears?

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Speaker 3: Maybe maybe it's a It's not a racist.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I was going to approach you, but then

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Speaker 2: the race started and you sped off, leaving me in

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Speaker 2: the dust.

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Speaker 3: Well it's a race, yeah, run faster.

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Speaker 1: Don't take it personal.

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Speaker 2: I did my best to catch up, but turns out

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Speaker 2: capes aren't the best for sprinting.

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Speaker 1: No wonder Dracula always turned into a bat.

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Speaker 2: I ended up doing a brisk speed walk, but tripped

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Speaker 2: on my cape and my fangs went flying and scraped

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Speaker 2: my knee.

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Speaker 3: A long cape could be a danger in a run.

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Speaker 2: Ye. Luckily, my friend was nearby and drove me to

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Speaker 2: the finish line. When I finally saw you taking a

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Speaker 2: group photo with I assume your friends three ladies dressed

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Speaker 2: up as the Sanderson sisters from hocus Pokers. I attempted

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Speaker 2: to be flirty and introduced myself, but your friends all

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Speaker 2: hissed at me when I got close.

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Speaker 1: Did you tell them to do that?

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Speaker 2: FYI, your friends are a bunch of stuck up witches.

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Speaker 2: If you see this, let's ditch the witch and hang

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Speaker 2: out for real.

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Speaker 3: Not gonna happen.

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Speaker 2: Count Tracula aka Seymour Literally all.

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Speaker 1: Her friends didn't approve. He's like, I don't like them.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you told them to do that.

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Speaker 2: We just know those were your Craigslist misconnections for the week.

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Speaker 1: We got your phones have coming up right after this