WEBVTT - "The Poon Burglar!" With Paget's Rival Lori! 0:00:02.080 --> 0:00:11.480 No entering notice Stockholm. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's in here. 0:00:12.520 --> 0:00:38.320 I feel goold. Yeah, I'm except except oh yeah, oh 0:00:38.320 --> 0:00:42.360 my god, so exciting, ladies and gentlemen. My name is 0:00:42.440 --> 0:00:46.600 Arna Marine, and I am here with the greatest guide, 0:00:46.920 --> 0:00:51.159 the ken Burns of the Bachelor World pageant Brewster's rival, 0:00:51.400 --> 0:00:58.800 my friend Laurie. Hello, Laurie, what a joy? Can I 0:00:58.840 --> 0:01:01.040 just thank you for taking this journey with us. We 0:01:01.120 --> 0:01:06.160 are up to episodes eight and not seven and eight, 0:01:06.240 --> 0:01:11.560 seven and eight of Emily seven and eight the Hometown 0:01:11.840 --> 0:01:15.399 and the Fantasy Dates of Emily Maynard season, where we're 0:01:15.400 --> 0:01:18.880 getting to know the new bachelor Ari. Um, Laurie, you've 0:01:18.880 --> 0:01:21.199 been such a hit. And somebody pointed out last week 0:01:21.240 --> 0:01:25.119 on Twitter, which I really appreciated. How did we not 0:01:25.800 --> 0:01:30.920 realize that Ari in that awful Halloween promo looks like 0:01:30.959 --> 0:01:34.040 the Hamburglar and somebody called him the poon Burglar, which 0:01:34.120 --> 0:01:39.880 was so amazing. He fully is the pun Burglar. Shout 0:01:39.920 --> 0:01:43.280 out to our fans. Are brilliant fans for calling out 0:01:43.319 --> 0:01:47.520 the poon Burglar. How good is that that? That was great? 0:01:47.680 --> 0:01:50.400 Thank you for reminding me of that. Yes, that was terrific. 0:01:50.480 --> 0:01:53.040 I'm absolutely accurate and I wanted to him be where 0:01:53.120 --> 0:01:55.040 we get going. I also want to give a shout 0:01:55.080 --> 0:01:57.600 out to say I'm home in Los Angeles for like 0:01:57.680 --> 0:02:00.920 four days. And I actually I book a movie that 0:02:01.000 --> 0:02:04.960 shoots in Atlanta, So I'm not going to be doing 0:02:05.040 --> 0:02:08.520 the Dallas shows have gotten moved to April fifth through seven, 0:02:08.560 --> 0:02:11.440 So I'm not going to be in Dallas December one second. 0:02:11.520 --> 0:02:14.400 On my apologies to anybody that got tickets, I bet 0:02:14.440 --> 0:02:17.200 they would move them to April foot through seventh. Um, 0:02:17.320 --> 0:02:19.680 but I will be in Atlanta. I basically Atlanta has 0:02:19.760 --> 0:02:24.440 captured me. That's what's happening. Well, you know the worst 0:02:24.480 --> 0:02:26.720 places to be captured, you know what. I'm not going 0:02:26.800 --> 0:02:29.520 to act like I'm not enjoying Atlanta. I'm enjoying the 0:02:29.560 --> 0:02:32.000 a t L. It's a lot of trees, there's so 0:02:32.040 --> 0:02:37.079 many good foods there. Everyone's nice. I'm having a good time. Um. 0:02:37.080 --> 0:02:39.200 But let's let's get to the poon Burglar and the 0:02:39.280 --> 0:02:45.000 other exciting news is that um are the Bachelor for 0:02:45.040 --> 0:02:48.280 the first starts January one. I always get really I 0:02:48.320 --> 0:02:50.919 love the Christmas season so much that I get really 0:02:51.000 --> 0:02:53.440 sad when the holidays are over. I love Halloween, I 0:02:53.520 --> 0:02:57.359 love Thanksgiving. My birthday is in December. I love all 0:02:57.400 --> 0:02:59.919 the holidays. I love New Year's and then I get 0:03:00.080 --> 0:03:02.919 kind of depressed every year on January one. But this 0:03:03.040 --> 0:03:06.080 year ABC is going to be a little angel and 0:03:06.120 --> 0:03:11.360 it's starting on Monday, January one, is starting are perfect? 0:03:11.440 --> 0:03:16.119 When you know, I was just thinking with Carrie's I remember, 0:03:16.200 --> 0:03:19.720 and I feel like it must have been right after 0:03:20.760 --> 0:03:26.360 Emily's season. I vacationed with you in the winter and 0:03:26.440 --> 0:03:29.519 her mom yea, And I remember sitting down with you 0:03:30.080 --> 0:03:32.480 and I just, you know, I didn't have anyone to 0:03:32.520 --> 0:03:35.680 complide in in terms of my my bachelor love. And 0:03:35.680 --> 0:03:39.120 I remember asking you, oh, do you watch the Bachelor? 0:03:39.160 --> 0:03:42.360 And he said something dismissive, like, oh, you know, it's 0:03:42.360 --> 0:03:44.520 not it's not true love. And here I was, with 0:03:44.560 --> 0:03:47.040 all this all this information. I was like, yeah, yeah, 0:03:47.040 --> 0:03:50.920 it's okay. Oh my god, I cannot offer you. I 0:03:51.000 --> 0:03:56.280 hope that this is my living ammends to you. But 0:03:56.320 --> 0:03:58.640 what I was realizing is I really feel like, and 0:03:58.720 --> 0:04:02.000 perhaps it's because we're viewing the season. I feel like 0:04:02.480 --> 0:04:10.119 it was a few months after ended in probably we're 0:04:10.120 --> 0:04:13.720 there all the time, probably, yeah, probably. Can I just 0:04:13.920 --> 0:04:18.719 say how much now? I realizing I see how great 0:04:18.760 --> 0:04:21.240 this season must have been watching in real time. My 0:04:21.360 --> 0:04:24.719 overall takeaway, here's my notes after watching the Hometowns and 0:04:24.880 --> 0:04:29.600 the and the Fantasy suites before we get into them. 0:04:29.680 --> 0:04:32.240 There's a few things that's so interesting about this season. 0:04:32.279 --> 0:04:34.719 First of all, when we get down to the final 0:04:34.800 --> 0:04:38.320 three guys, they're great guys. All three are really good choices. 0:04:38.880 --> 0:04:43.720 And it's the most demure season. I don't know if 0:04:43.760 --> 0:04:48.680 it's because she's a mom. They it is the least 0:04:49.440 --> 0:04:52.520 it was before Tinder, it was before It's like the 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:57.679 least six diva. Nobody is getting dry humped or fingered 0:04:57.720 --> 0:04:59.960 in a church in Ireland in front of the member 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:02.839 or of the cranberries, you know what I mean, Like 0:05:02.839 --> 0:05:09.919 like it's the most respectful, gentlemanly this is. They're like 0:05:09.960 --> 0:05:12.800 afraid of her. It's a even though you always call 0:05:12.839 --> 0:05:16.119 her girl. I will say, like like in ten people 0:05:16.160 --> 0:05:19.560 notice a woman. What's happening? Do you hear that? What 0:05:19.720 --> 0:05:22.120 is that? I don't know. I'm gonna pause it for 0:05:22.160 --> 0:05:24.320 a second. We're back. I'm so glad that we're back. 0:05:24.800 --> 0:05:27.920 Um okay, so wait a minute, I mean, don't you 0:05:27.960 --> 0:05:32.640 can't like it is so chased versus like, is that 0:05:32.680 --> 0:05:36.119 how you pronounced it? Chased? Like this is a very 0:05:36.160 --> 0:05:40.880 it is a very old fashioned season of courtship. Yes, 0:05:41.200 --> 0:05:44.839 and you know it has well I think what sort 0:05:44.880 --> 0:05:51.320 of marked the change was during Andy's season and Nick 0:05:51.600 --> 0:05:58.400 nay n the final choice, he said on the couch, um, 0:05:58.440 --> 0:06:00.920 if you you know, if you in love with me, 0:06:01.000 --> 0:06:06.480 why did you make love to me? Really cheesy, and 0:06:06.520 --> 0:06:09.880 but that was sort of the first public acknowledgement that 0:06:09.880 --> 0:06:12.720 that people may have sex in the fantasy suites. So 0:06:12.839 --> 0:06:15.880 you combine that and the fact that Emily is a 0:06:16.040 --> 0:06:22.080 very religious, upstanding mother and she certainly wanted to portray 0:06:22.160 --> 0:06:24.360 herself that way and wanted to be a role model 0:06:24.720 --> 0:06:29.200 to her child, that this was a very innocent season. Well, 0:06:29.240 --> 0:06:32.159 I want to say, I think she's such a great bachelorette. 0:06:32.240 --> 0:06:35.600 I think I find her again. And when we get 0:06:35.600 --> 0:06:38.320 into the more specifics, what's interesting, and part of it 0:06:38.360 --> 0:06:41.240 is because she is a mom, the difference in like 0:06:41.360 --> 0:06:45.679 she's actually they're all actually asking real questions as people 0:06:45.720 --> 0:06:48.920 don't do anymore of like where would we live? How 0:06:48.920 --> 0:06:50.919 does this look? How would it look for you to 0:06:51.000 --> 0:06:55.159 come in? Like I feel like these last few seasons, 0:06:55.200 --> 0:06:58.120 all people do is God, are you for real? I 0:06:58.160 --> 0:07:00.120 just feel like you're not real? Is this real? Like 0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:03.520 nobody's asking like, oh, you live in Toronto and I 0:07:03.600 --> 0:07:06.480 live in Albuquerque, where are we gonna live? Like these 0:07:06.520 --> 0:07:10.080 are actually like this season she's they're all asking each 0:07:10.080 --> 0:07:14.480 other real logistical questions, which I feel like nobody does anymore. Yeah, 0:07:14.520 --> 0:07:16.920 And I think that's why this season was so credible. 0:07:17.120 --> 0:07:21.480 That's why everybody loved these last three guys. Yes, they 0:07:21.640 --> 0:07:25.400 really were authentic and genuine. And I don't I don't 0:07:25.440 --> 0:07:27.720 care what people say about, you know, Jeff and Ari 0:07:27.920 --> 0:07:32.200 being fake. I really don't believe it because they were 0:07:32.280 --> 0:07:35.280 very genuine to me, to me when I when I interact, 0:07:35.720 --> 0:07:38.200 they weren't really genuine. No, they all seem like really, 0:07:38.600 --> 0:07:42.120 I have to say this year watching it and all 0:07:42.200 --> 0:07:44.800 three guys are really great guys. At the end, it 0:07:45.080 --> 0:07:48.200 bums me out that she's not married to one of them, 0:07:48.200 --> 0:07:52.000 like it bums me out that it didn't work. I know, 0:07:52.240 --> 0:07:54.720 and we'll, I mean, we'll we'll talk about that a 0:07:54.720 --> 0:07:59.240 little bit. But you know, before we get into this, 0:07:59.320 --> 0:08:02.559 there's something that I, um, I want to bring up again, 0:08:02.600 --> 0:08:04.680 and I know it might be a sore topic for you, 0:08:04.840 --> 0:08:11.760 artist is but um, well, my god, I know, I know, 0:08:11.960 --> 0:08:18.480 I'm so jealous. I'm so jealous. Yeah, he's dating that 0:08:18.600 --> 0:08:21.920 girl from Modern Family, Sarah Highland? Is that her name? 0:08:22.800 --> 0:08:25.560 You are asking the wrong person. I only know. I 0:08:25.680 --> 0:08:30.280 only know the Bachelor. Okay, I don't watch The Modern Family. 0:08:30.960 --> 0:08:33.240 I hear she's really funny on it, So I'm glad 0:08:33.280 --> 0:08:35.800 that he at least picked the funny girl. And I'm 0:08:35.840 --> 0:08:41.000 wild with envy. Oh I'm wild. I'm mad with envy, 0:08:41.120 --> 0:08:43.600 and I'm happy for him to be picked a funny girl. 0:08:44.480 --> 0:08:51.400 But but it's like, oh yeah, wow, and I'm happy 0:08:51.440 --> 0:08:53.840 for him. I'm I mean, I hope she's in. You know, 0:08:54.480 --> 0:08:56.480 like my friends who watched the show all seem to 0:08:56.520 --> 0:08:59.280 think that that that's good news. So I'm gonna have 0:08:59.320 --> 0:09:01.000 to trust in this in way that you thought that 0:09:01.040 --> 0:09:03.520 Ari was good news, And I was like, who's this bachelor? 0:09:03.920 --> 0:09:06.360 I'm gonna choose to believe my friends that watch Modern 0:09:06.400 --> 0:09:08.680 Family and are like, no, right on, this is good 0:09:08.760 --> 0:09:11.600 for me to be like, all right, all right, Because 0:09:11.640 --> 0:09:14.760 I also liked Danielle, I guess it's not gonna be me. 0:09:15.840 --> 0:09:20.640 I liked Danielle, and so, uh, you know, if it's 0:09:20.679 --> 0:09:24.600 not Danielle, you know, at least everybody seems to think, 0:09:25.200 --> 0:09:27.280 what do you guys think? Let us know what you 0:09:27.320 --> 0:09:32.760 guys think. Well, he's getting little, he's locking it down. 0:09:33.080 --> 0:09:35.600 He's locking it down. They've got ducked up as stranger 0:09:35.679 --> 0:09:39.720 things together. Um alright, so here we are, we're at 0:09:39.720 --> 0:09:43.640 our hometown dates, and we see her back with her. 0:09:43.720 --> 0:09:47.280 She's a very cute little girl named Ricky Um named 0:09:47.320 --> 0:09:52.040 after her her fiance Ricky who passed away, who I 0:09:52.080 --> 0:09:55.680 looked up, who was apparently worth like sixteen million dollars 0:09:55.720 --> 0:09:59.559 when he passed away. Yeah, she is not wanting her 0:09:59.559 --> 0:10:02.360 money up. Family is taking good care of her. I 0:10:02.400 --> 0:10:06.720 could not figure out that's yeah. I didn't know. I 0:10:06.720 --> 0:10:09.440 don't again, I've never watched NASCAR or anything. I didn't 0:10:09.480 --> 0:10:10.839 know they made that much money. But I guess it's 0:10:10.840 --> 0:10:15.720 like the number one sport. It's like huge. That's that's huge. 0:10:16.040 --> 0:10:19.160 So then, um, so her first hometown dat is in Chicago, 0:10:19.240 --> 0:10:21.360 and it's with Chris, the guy who went on to 0:10:21.400 --> 0:10:24.760 become addicted to um The Bachelor, the one where people 0:10:24.760 --> 0:10:27.840 think looks like a Disney villain. He's in he's dressed 0:10:27.880 --> 0:10:31.400 up for her and his members only jacket and he break. 0:10:31.800 --> 0:10:34.360 I'm liking him less and less on this show. I'm 0:10:34.400 --> 0:10:37.240 finding him to be a big old puss. He brings 0:10:37.240 --> 0:10:39.360 her to this castle in Chicago, and he's got like 0:10:39.400 --> 0:10:42.480 this weird head move and it's like he's always got 0:10:42.520 --> 0:10:45.679 this secret and he's like, I'm really filling into you. 0:10:46.080 --> 0:10:48.040 And his head is kind of moving and it's like 0:10:48.160 --> 0:10:51.480 you stop it. He's grossing me out. That's why he 0:10:51.600 --> 0:10:56.080 brought the bubble heads to Oh my god, he was 0:10:56.120 --> 0:10:57.959 the one that brought the bubble heads. Yeah, that's how 0:10:57.960 --> 0:11:00.000 he moves his head. It's like he kind of looked 0:11:00.200 --> 0:11:04.040 like the Eagle from the Muppets moving his head going well, 0:11:04.080 --> 0:11:08.319 I just think and he's such a guilt trippy baby, 0:11:08.360 --> 0:11:11.080 and like more and more during this and time. I 0:11:11.120 --> 0:11:13.520 was watching it with my friend last night and my 0:11:13.600 --> 0:11:17.480 friend was like, he's drunk through like all of the Like, 0:11:17.559 --> 0:11:21.560 he definitely looks like he's been putting a few away 0:11:21.600 --> 0:11:24.040 through like the Rose ceremony, like the head Bob. It's 0:11:24.080 --> 0:11:26.520 like somebody who's tied one on a little bit and 0:11:26.520 --> 0:11:28.480 it's just trying to get through this, you know, what 0:11:28.520 --> 0:11:31.839 I mean, like he's just you. You can see he's 0:11:31.840 --> 0:11:35.600 a pressure cooker. Oh my god, he's so filled with rage. 0:11:35.679 --> 0:11:40.080 And his last appearance on A Bachelor, a Bachelor episode 0:11:40.080 --> 0:11:42.640 of any any sort, he doesn't remember it. He completely 0:11:42.679 --> 0:11:47.360 blacked out Paradise episode. So yeah, he's he's clearly trying 0:11:47.400 --> 0:11:49.720 to suppress that rage. So we find out he's a 0:11:49.760 --> 0:11:55.080 first generation Polish American and um, did he say he 0:11:55.160 --> 0:11:57.800 was arrested. No, he said I was a meth at 0:11:57.800 --> 0:12:01.200 the Rose ceremony, and um. But he's so like he's 0:12:01.320 --> 0:12:04.920 completely taking the game personally and he will always go 0:12:05.000 --> 0:12:07.480 you know, I was mad at you first, saying, why 0:12:07.480 --> 0:12:09.120 do you want to see their family more than you 0:12:09.120 --> 0:12:12.119 want to meet my anyone has that into their families 0:12:12.200 --> 0:12:16.800 and anybody that's a self proclaimed mama's boy, Like you 0:12:16.800 --> 0:12:18.560 don't want a guy that hates their mom. I'll take 0:12:18.600 --> 0:12:20.760 a mama's boy over a guy that if they hate 0:12:20.760 --> 0:12:29.640 their mom, they will also hate you. But mama's boy, Yeah, 0:12:28.280 --> 0:12:32.080 he's not my favorite. He was such a little bit. 0:12:32.280 --> 0:12:35.000 It was just like when people like, look, I like 0:12:35.160 --> 0:12:37.400 my family. My family is hilarious, like Jennumary, and like 0:12:37.400 --> 0:12:40.920 they're they're they're hilarious. But if I'm like so into 0:12:40.960 --> 0:12:43.240 my family, like, do I need to meet my fun 0:12:43.400 --> 0:12:45.880 Like I'm going to drag out as long as possible 0:12:45.880 --> 0:12:51.040 before you go meet my family, you know, like, oh 0:12:51.160 --> 0:12:54.680 my god, Yeah, I just like I really don't think 0:12:54.720 --> 0:12:57.400 the first thing I want is like, I don't know 0:12:57.400 --> 0:12:59.840 anybody that's so into their family, because that means that 0:13:00.679 --> 0:13:03.520 they're gonna expect you to move to their hometown and 0:13:03.559 --> 0:13:06.600 all their filmily and their cousins. Oh. I would just 0:13:06.679 --> 0:13:11.360 remember Vanessa's family up in like like French Canadian there 0:13:11.440 --> 0:13:14.679 was like fourteen thousand of them and they have like 0:13:14.840 --> 0:13:18.320 they have a good awkward Sunday meal every Sunday. Anybody 0:13:18.360 --> 0:13:21.320 that has that much extended there never you were getting 0:13:21.360 --> 0:13:26.400 sucked in. I would just feel rebellious and captured. Yeah. Yeah, 0:13:26.480 --> 0:13:28.800 and you know I got the sense said he was 0:13:28.840 --> 0:13:31.160 really close to his family, Like he said he talked 0:13:31.160 --> 0:13:33.960 to him as well. He talked for an hour on 0:13:34.000 --> 0:13:37.840 the phone with his mom like every other day. He said, Oh, 0:13:37.840 --> 0:13:40.680 that's right, that's too much. And then he was like, 0:13:40.679 --> 0:13:45.320 I have a really tough little sister, oh name, which 0:13:45.400 --> 0:13:48.720 I appreciated. She was the only one, you know, viewing 0:13:48.760 --> 0:13:52.360 this situation with with open eyes, and she essentially told 0:13:52.400 --> 0:13:55.440 Emily let go with him. Yeah, if he's not the one, 0:13:55.600 --> 0:13:57.960 just let him go right away. I mean, he had 0:13:58.000 --> 0:14:01.360 his family was really nice. He did he had a 0:14:01.480 --> 0:14:05.040 very his dad was really sweet. Um, you know, his 0:14:05.200 --> 0:14:09.240 mom had frosted hair. His sister kind of looks like 0:14:09.280 --> 0:14:19.200 Emily um, and and mentioned, She's fine, what is that 0:14:19.360 --> 0:14:21.280 are you? What is there like a crackle? What is 0:14:21.280 --> 0:14:27.120 that crackling thing? Kind of okay? Um, the sister kind 0:14:27.120 --> 0:14:32.760 of look like Emily. And and Emily basically told one 0:14:32.760 --> 0:14:34.720 of the family members that she was falling in love 0:14:34.760 --> 0:14:38.600 with him, which is kind of awkward. Well, you know, 0:14:38.720 --> 0:14:41.440 I went back and watched that she was talking to 0:14:42.000 --> 0:14:46.120 his dad, but she was talking to his father and 0:14:46.280 --> 0:14:50.120 he asked if she's feeling feelings of love for something, 0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:53.400 and she said yes. And then he tells Chris that 0:14:53.560 --> 0:14:55.680 she told him that she's falling in love with him. 0:14:55.720 --> 0:14:58.760 I think feeling feelings of love is much different than 0:14:58.800 --> 0:15:02.360 falling in love. And then he said with his head, 0:15:02.400 --> 0:15:04.680 bubble head, I'm in love with you. And then they 0:15:04.800 --> 0:15:07.440 kissed and then they did polish dancing that actually looked 0:15:07.440 --> 0:15:09.880 fun and made me want to actually, like I would 0:15:09.920 --> 0:15:12.040 be happy. I'd have me to go once and do that. 0:15:12.120 --> 0:15:14.520 It's like that looked fun their backyard porch, like with 0:15:14.600 --> 0:15:18.040 the fiddle, that that looks fun. Yeah, I could do that. 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:21.240 I could do that. And and he was able to finally, 0:15:21.640 --> 0:15:24.080 uh make up for the fact that he couldn't dance 0:15:24.120 --> 0:15:28.240 at all on his no. I will say I thought 0:15:28.320 --> 0:15:30.360 his family was sweet once they got there, and I 0:15:30.400 --> 0:15:33.400 thought the backyard porch, But the way he talked about them, 0:15:33.440 --> 0:15:35.400 and that he's he's called himself a mama's but he 0:15:35.440 --> 0:15:42.520 talked on the phone for an hour, It's like, yeah, okay. 0:15:42.520 --> 0:15:45.280 So then we go to Utah. We find out that 0:15:45.400 --> 0:15:48.480 Jeff is rich. We find out that Jeff is rich. 0:15:49.040 --> 0:15:53.160 His family has a ranch um and they go on 0:15:53.280 --> 0:15:56.760 this crazy there's this crazy four wheel v wheel or 0:15:56.920 --> 0:15:59.080 vehicle of which I've never looked like. It was like 0:15:59.120 --> 0:16:03.720 a moon land rover, like a moon rover, and they 0:16:03.760 --> 0:16:06.680 go driving and then they it's a huge ranch and 0:16:06.680 --> 0:16:10.000 they shoot guns and rifles, and she says, who knew 0:16:10.040 --> 0:16:12.360 Jeff and his skinny jeans was such a good shot, 0:16:13.240 --> 0:16:15.400 And then turns out she's a good shot. And she 0:16:15.440 --> 0:16:21.040 says I take gun lessons at home. Yeah, they were. 0:16:21.480 --> 0:16:26.080 I was wondering whether whether they would have that type 0:16:26.080 --> 0:16:29.160 of date nowadays, if they would have the you know, 0:16:29.280 --> 0:16:33.440 the ski shooting gun date. It felt weird. I felt 0:16:33.520 --> 0:16:36.640 uncomfortable with everything that's been going on in the world. 0:16:37.080 --> 0:16:42.080 I felt nervous watching a gun a gun date. I mean, 0:16:42.240 --> 0:16:43.920 what kind of fun. I mean, they're out in the 0:16:43.960 --> 0:16:47.920 middle of nowhere. But it was like, it's just, you know, 0:16:48.200 --> 0:16:50.120 it looked kind of fun. It was just like I 0:16:50.200 --> 0:16:52.440 wonder if they would have it as well. Yeah, I 0:16:52.440 --> 0:16:54.480 mean it looks super fun to me. Yeah, I was 0:16:54.520 --> 0:16:58.040 just I was wondering about that, whether that would occur nowadays. 0:16:58.120 --> 0:17:02.800 But um, what was interesting was they never said but 0:17:02.880 --> 0:17:06.080 it's pretty It's pretty clear. Jeff is from a Mormon family. 0:17:06.680 --> 0:17:11.119 He has like a thousand very attractive blondes of liings 0:17:11.160 --> 0:17:15.080 and all of their children. The parents aren't there because 0:17:15.080 --> 0:17:17.480 I think the parents are having the silent protests, sort 0:17:17.520 --> 0:17:21.280 of like Rachel's judge dad. And then he's got this 0:17:21.400 --> 0:17:25.280 brother who sort of stepped into the fatherly role and 0:17:25.560 --> 0:17:28.239 was very skeptical and she had to go deal with 0:17:28.280 --> 0:17:30.800 like all these sisters that again kind of looked like 0:17:30.880 --> 0:17:35.639 her that had gotten blowouts that were like um, and 0:17:35.640 --> 0:17:38.000 then they were staying like the brother grilled her and 0:17:38.000 --> 0:17:40.760 he was kind of gross. He was like they and 0:17:40.800 --> 0:17:43.560 they pointed out that they were having a cheers with lemonade. 0:17:44.040 --> 0:17:47.800 And then he says, is your life built on sound principles? 0:17:47.840 --> 0:17:51.680 Like it was all just dancing around. It was a strange. 0:17:52.200 --> 0:17:57.200 It was dancing around Mormonism, which I really I really appreciated. UM. 0:17:57.240 --> 0:18:01.679 There was one moment where Jeff was talking and he 0:18:02.480 --> 0:18:06.880 they dubbed in um a phrase. So initially he probably 0:18:06.880 --> 0:18:10.720 said something like my parents are on a mission in 0:18:10.880 --> 0:18:14.200 South Carolina the way they dubbed it in. And she 0:18:14.280 --> 0:18:17.840 started talking and and and he said, my parents are 0:18:18.359 --> 0:18:23.479 doing like charity work in South Carolina. Yet you're different. 0:18:23.600 --> 0:18:25.760 Oh my god, you're right. ABC was char like they 0:18:25.800 --> 0:18:28.720 did not know what to do with the Mormons. They 0:18:30.000 --> 0:18:33.480 His voice was so incredibly different with that dubbing. It's like, 0:18:33.520 --> 0:18:36.199 just do another take three months later and just have 0:18:36.280 --> 0:18:41.720 them say the phrase an interview on cares are charity work. 0:18:43.720 --> 0:18:48.199 Oh my god, that is so true. It's fascinating that 0:18:48.280 --> 0:18:51.520 they're so nervous. It's like it's okay that they're Mormon's like, 0:18:52.240 --> 0:18:55.760 it's okay that they're toasting with lemonade. It's okay that 0:18:55.840 --> 0:18:58.520 they're on a mission. Like the way they were kind 0:18:58.520 --> 0:19:02.439 of hiding it so much weirder, you know, tell me 0:19:02.520 --> 0:19:07.639 about it. It's so strange. Yeah. Um. And then the 0:19:07.720 --> 0:19:10.240 brother is grilling Jeff. He's if he's really ready to 0:19:10.280 --> 0:19:13.679 be a dad, which is a good point. Um. But 0:19:13.880 --> 0:19:17.720 then at the end of it, he wrote her this 0:19:17.840 --> 0:19:23.400 love letter that was so cute. Oh, it was so cute. 0:19:23.560 --> 0:19:28.439 It's like, it's like, it's only The Bachelor was this 0:19:28.600 --> 0:19:34.480 good every season. It was so cute that I remember 0:19:34.520 --> 0:19:39.240 when that that was the episode. I remember thinking, this, 0:19:39.640 --> 0:19:43.760 the game has totally changed. Ari was in the lead, 0:19:43.960 --> 0:19:49.480 and with that letter. I remember rewinding that five years 0:19:49.480 --> 0:19:52.760 ago and watching him read that letter over and over again. 0:19:52.800 --> 0:19:54.399 And I have to say, I did it again the 0:19:54.400 --> 0:19:58.000 other night. It was so good, so good, and and 0:19:58.280 --> 0:20:01.000 my favorite part of it was then you know, of 0:20:01.040 --> 0:20:03.320 course he's talking about how she's such a good person 0:20:04.000 --> 0:20:07.480 and he wants a cute little family and um, and 0:20:07.600 --> 0:20:10.040 that she's funny and she fits into his arms. But 0:20:10.119 --> 0:20:13.199 then when he starts talking about how he's excited to 0:20:13.320 --> 0:20:15.919 meet Ricky and he wants to teach her how to 0:20:15.920 --> 0:20:20.120 play sports. Her eyes closed, and she starts to take 0:20:20.160 --> 0:20:24.000 it all in and she and she just a warm 0:20:24.080 --> 0:20:27.600 smile spreads across her face, and he tells and then 0:20:27.600 --> 0:20:29.360 he keeps talking and he says, I want to teach 0:20:29.400 --> 0:20:31.080 her how to fall in love and have a love 0:20:31.160 --> 0:20:34.480 story that lasts forever, because I'll love you forever. I mean, 0:20:34.600 --> 0:20:37.960 my freaking god, there's never been a better letter on 0:20:38.000 --> 0:20:43.240 The Bachelor. He I mean, he got his landed. He 0:20:43.240 --> 0:20:45.320 here's that here. I also want to point out I 0:20:45.320 --> 0:20:48.440 think we can talk about it now because I am 0:20:48.480 --> 0:20:52.800 at home. Okay, So, so I bought in Atlanta. I've 0:20:52.840 --> 0:20:55.440 been watching and I bought this season before ABC put 0:20:55.440 --> 0:20:57.520 it online. I would have I bought it on Amazon 0:20:57.600 --> 0:21:00.000 for fifteen bucks. So I've been watching it on my compute. 0:21:00.440 --> 0:21:03.080 But now I'm home and I have like an Apple TV, 0:21:03.320 --> 0:21:06.280 so I have the ABC app, so I'd rather watch 0:21:06.320 --> 0:21:09.200 it on TV. So I've been watching it a BC 0:21:09.960 --> 0:21:11.720 and I'm going to guess most of our listeners are 0:21:11.760 --> 0:21:15.640 watching on ABC. If there's any doubt about who wins, 0:21:15.680 --> 0:21:20.720 there fucking ads that they run during this show are 0:21:20.800 --> 0:21:25.159 like bound out out all. He's well film of Lorii 0:21:25.800 --> 0:21:29.200 bow no no no, his first kids, down to his 0:21:29.440 --> 0:21:34.840 unexpected goodbye, and they show her they like it's like, assholes, 0:21:34.880 --> 0:21:37.879 were only on episode six here, Like, I mean, I 0:21:37.960 --> 0:21:40.320 guess we kind of know that he doesn't win, but 0:21:40.520 --> 0:21:45.240 like they show the breakup every fifteen minutes in their 0:21:45.320 --> 0:21:49.399 fucking d yes on their ads during the show that 0:21:49.520 --> 0:21:54.360 you're like, I'm not even there yet, He's still in it, assholes. Oh, 0:21:54.520 --> 0:21:57.240 I had no idea. I prefer to watch on my 0:21:57.480 --> 0:22:02.080 laptop in the dark. Okay, I don't have children, though, 0:22:02.160 --> 0:22:05.280 I don't have children, so I don't. But here's so, 0:22:05.400 --> 0:22:08.400 here's my question, because I don't think it's a surprise. 0:22:10.320 --> 0:22:15.480 Why didn't they work out? Why didn't they work out? Well? 0:22:15.880 --> 0:22:19.200 I mean, do you want to wait? You want to 0:22:19.320 --> 0:22:22.800 be ways different people? Right? I mean their their love 0:22:22.920 --> 0:22:28.200 story right essentially consisted of four really terrific dates. But 0:22:28.320 --> 0:22:32.680 there's they seem to be very different people. But it's 0:22:32.760 --> 0:22:36.080 hard for me to um to work through my emotions 0:22:36.119 --> 0:22:38.719 around their their breaking. Should we wait till we'll wait 0:22:38.800 --> 0:22:41.480 till after the final rose, We'll wait? Okay, Okay, you 0:22:41.560 --> 0:22:45.400 know what, Laurie, you have one week to process. Thankfully, Thankfully, 0:22:45.480 --> 0:22:49.240 you're you. I think you you have the right person 0:22:49.320 --> 0:22:51.800 on your life that can help you process. And luck, 0:22:52.000 --> 0:22:54.400 I'm in a therapist. You're in and she I just said, 0:22:54.440 --> 0:22:56.600 you know, Laurie has two little children and she goes 0:22:56.680 --> 0:23:00.520 to a therapists office where she can record and it's 0:23:00.560 --> 0:23:04.640 your weekly therapy. It's my weekly therapy too. It's absolutely 0:23:04.720 --> 0:23:09.680 fair on a therapist couch. It is my weekly therapy too. Okay. So, 0:23:10.200 --> 0:23:13.480 by the way, how rich is Jeff? Like that was 0:23:14.359 --> 0:23:18.560 rich kids stuff? They're rich? Yeah? I think I think 0:23:18.640 --> 0:23:23.440 he's he's independently wealthy. And so he's a he's busy 0:23:23.560 --> 0:23:29.159 doing his volunteer slash nonprofit work abroad. Okay, you know, 0:23:29.400 --> 0:23:31.760 you know it sucks. So he now lives and he 0:23:31.920 --> 0:23:37.560 lives with the Falcon and dated, I eat lipstick over Christmas, 0:23:38.240 --> 0:23:42.040 over over, okay, over the summer. He's friends with Chase 0:23:42.200 --> 0:23:47.119 as well, who is very hot and very boring. So boring, nice, 0:23:47.280 --> 0:23:51.399 hot and boring. Okay. So that okay, So then we 0:23:51.520 --> 0:23:55.200 get to our new burn. Now now now you feel love. 0:23:55.480 --> 0:23:57.640 Here we are we're at the with the poon Burglar, 0:23:58.160 --> 0:24:01.600 We're in Scott's Jale. We're at aries and I'm like, 0:24:01.920 --> 0:24:04.440 how do you become a fucking race car driver? I 0:24:04.480 --> 0:24:07.280 don't understand? And I was like, oh, you grow up. 0:24:07.480 --> 0:24:11.080 His dad won the Indie five hundred. Right, So they're 0:24:11.400 --> 0:24:16.240 they're in scott Dale, and he's like, my family's really European. 0:24:16.920 --> 0:24:21.520 My dad so he's from the Netherlands, Right, what does 0:24:21.560 --> 0:24:26.119 that mean? Sympathize with having a European parent, because it's true, 0:24:26.720 --> 0:24:30.520 it's a very big difference than having an American parents. 0:24:30.640 --> 0:24:34.800 Tell me in what way your dad is from Germany? Well, 0:24:35.119 --> 0:24:38.480 I mean, my my dad is German. Um, it is 0:24:40.040 --> 0:24:43.400 well clear. One thing that doesn't translate very well, even 0:24:43.440 --> 0:24:46.040 if somebody's been living in the United States for a 0:24:46.160 --> 0:24:50.280 long time is oftentimes the sense of humor doesn't really 0:24:50.960 --> 0:24:55.280