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Speaker 1: You ready for this. Here it is big news. Bananas

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Speaker 1: is coming to the middle of the country. Kansas City,

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Speaker 1: October twentieth, Minneapolis October twenty first. Get your tickets on

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Speaker 1: our Instagram link in stories, link in profile. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: blow these shows out. It's gonna be fantastic. Kansas City

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Speaker 1: on October twentieth. We're at the Improv October twenty first,

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Speaker 1: We're in Minneapolis at the Parkway Theater. It's gonna be great.

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Speaker 1: Get your tickets now, we'll see you. Charlie Fromage will

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Speaker 1: be there. And now let's get into the actual episode.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Kurt, why don't I go first today? Oh?

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Speaker 1: You know what, it's a special day when you go first.

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Speaker 1: I love these.

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Speaker 2: Probably five out of one hundred and ten or something

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Speaker 2: like that for a good reason. Chilean man who got

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Speaker 2: paid two hundred and eighty six times as normal salary

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Speaker 2: resigned and disappears. Yes, yes, anti work movement.

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Speaker 1: Well today is going to bring great fortune to you.

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Speaker 2: Love it.

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Speaker 1: On this episode of Bananassilient Pieces, would you do.

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Speaker 3: Ba ba ba ba ba ba.

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Speaker 1: Guys, gals and non binary pals, Welcome to the podcast Bananas.

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Speaker 1: It is a formally named very intelligent and respectful podcast

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Speaker 1: named Bananas. If you're ever looking for hot takes on

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Speaker 1: important subjects, got us from around the world. Turn this

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Speaker 1: off right now. This is not what you're looking for.

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Speaker 1: I am Kurt Brown older.

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Speaker 2: I am Banana Boy number two Scottie Landis. Thank you

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Speaker 2: for tuning into the silliest little podcasts there ever was.

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Speaker 2: And Kurt couldn't be more right. I don't. There's no

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Speaker 2: saying look further, there's look no further. But we would

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Speaker 2: encourage you to look first.

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Speaker 1: Look further. Look you say, I think look further is

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Speaker 1: look farther afield, Look farther afield for a serious discussion

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Speaker 1: of the news of the day.

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Speaker 2: We have no idea what's going on. You could tell

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Speaker 2: me it's You could tell me what month it is,

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Speaker 2: You could tell me what number of the month it is,

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Speaker 2: and I would just agree with you, because it just

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Speaker 2: feels like time is an illusion these days.

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Speaker 1: It really does. But I will tell you, okay, don't

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Speaker 1: let time be an illusion. Folks on sleeping on getting

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Speaker 1: those tickets to see me in Toronto at just for laughs.

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Speaker 2: Folks, so good. Just for laughs is the best.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be so fun I'm gonna uh September twenty second,

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Speaker 1: twenty third, and twenty fourth. I'm doing shows the whole

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Speaker 1: time in Toronto, So come on, Toronto, come out, Come

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Speaker 1: out to Toronto. We would have been doing a bananas there,

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Speaker 1: but Scotty's got a Scotty's got a bananimal wed wedding.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, going to a wedding at Ashville, North Carolina for Julie,

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Speaker 1: Also, don't forget folks, we're doing Door to Shore October eighth.

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Speaker 2: We're doing Door to Shore October for cast La. All

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Speaker 2: We're doing A. This year, I'm walking out of my

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Speaker 2: This was sent in by Katie Barsadi, probably two months ago.

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Speaker 2: is written by the bs web team, the bs web

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Speaker 2: A man in Chili has was accidentally paid two hundred

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not great, that's not matching so much, okay, dookie.

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Speaker 1: Good for him, I'm excited. I hope he knows people

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Speaker 2: Cross through Patagonia, go go over to Argentina, start a

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Speaker 2: It's pretty damn good. I mean, I don't think I've

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Speaker 2: Was like a masseuse will come and get you. So

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Speaker 1: So you never found out like what happened? You never

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Speaker 1: but I would be like, I just want to understand

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Speaker 2: Was this influencer doing a bit with Ellen, And then

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Speaker 1: Great, yeah, you're totally alone.

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Speaker 2: I was alone with my thoughts forever.

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Speaker 1: With this guy disappearing. Like have you do you ever

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Speaker 2: I've always kind of thought i'd be a good bricklayer.

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Speaker 1: Fascinating, Okay, really yeah, Like you just think that you'd

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Speaker 2: I think I would enjoy the process of watching a

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Speaker 2: you were really good at it, I'd be like, well,

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Speaker 2: this is going to be here for a couple hundred years.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's fascinating.

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Speaker 2: I think I would like to be a brick layer, Blair.

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Speaker 2: I just think what is like a mason? I would

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Speaker 2: just think that's so like, I don't know, like we

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Speaker 2: I think sometimes I think writing is a little bit

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a movie my home.

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Speaker 2: How about you? What's yours?

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Speaker 1: A train conductor, I mean.

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Speaker 2: This says so much I'm saying. I couldn't be staying more. Still.

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Speaker 2: You're just seeing the riding the rails see in the world.

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Speaker 1: Every time I'm on a train, I'm so happy, and

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Speaker 1: I just would love to spend time on a train.

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Speaker 1: I'd love the little hat. I'd love to have a

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Speaker 1: those things sound great to me.

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Speaker 2: YouTube has a good You can go down some wormholes

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Speaker 2: watch like ten minute video. It's very satisfying. I hope

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Speaker 2: you get to do that. I hope you get to

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Speaker 1: I hope you get to build a wall of bricks

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Speaker 1: and I get to drive a train through it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that. That'll be our five year anniversary.

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Speaker 1: But also it is funny that they, yeah, they. When

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Speaker 1: you said it, I was like, oh, these couldn't be

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Speaker 1: more different, very different. So this one was sent in

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Speaker 1: by Alison Leah. Oh, thank you, Alison.

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Speaker 2: We like that, Alison.

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Speaker 1: This is here on wander Wisdom News, written by Best

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Speaker 1: in the Biz Nicole Pamerico.

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Speaker 2: Oh she's good. She's really good.

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Speaker 1: On August third and twenty twenty two. Here it is

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Speaker 1: Scotty Man forced to use British accent to navigate car

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Speaker 1: to Manchester Airport.

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Speaker 2: Man forced to use British.

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Speaker 1: Accent, Yeah, to navigate car to Manchester Airport.

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Speaker 2: All right, I have no idea that sounds cool.

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Speaker 1: Technology can be a beautiful thing while traveling. How do

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Speaker 1: we get around on a new city before Google Maps?

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Speaker 1: Question mark? Thank you, Nicole.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Always, Let's start with a general intro paragraph, but sometimes

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Speaker 1: using that technology can be a bit complicated, especially when

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Speaker 1: differences in language and even accents comes into play. One

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Speaker 1: man learned this the hard way when he was trying

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Speaker 1: to drive to Manchester Airport in England. The man missed

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Speaker 1: Gurley shared what happened when that shared what happened when

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Speaker 1: that the car there's an extra word in there medium

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Speaker 1: when Biz when that the car he wasn't driving didn't

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Speaker 1: understand his American accent, giving him no choice but to

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Speaker 1: pretend to be British. I see the car's GPS voice

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Speaker 1: system didn't understand the first time, but when he asked

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Speaker 1: to navisgate to Manchester Airport while doing his best English accent,

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Speaker 1: the car followed his command perfectly. One of the hunt

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Speaker 1: and then he posted a video of him having to

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Speaker 1: speak in an accent to get the car to recognize

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Speaker 1: what he was saying. And obviously it's just because the

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Speaker 1: navigation system was set to UK English, not American English,

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Speaker 1: because obviously he was in the UK. Very funny, but

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Speaker 1: I remember, do you remember when like like Tom Tom's

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Speaker 1: or GPS has just started.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely what a weird time.

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Speaker 1: Right, and they just would like suction cup to your windshield.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes sometimes they even stayed in place. Those companies are

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Speaker 2: still I just saw Tom Tom three sixty camera driving

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Speaker 2: through Silver Lake.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, Like yeah, there's a oh I know exactly

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Speaker 1: who it's people who are going like two places where

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Speaker 1: there are no cell serve, where there's no cell service, sure,

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Speaker 1: because it's all just it's all actual, like you know,

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Speaker 1: satellite GPS. But now most phones can do that anyway.

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Speaker 1: Any who, I got one. I remember I got a

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Speaker 1: Costco membership very like I don't know two thousand and ten,

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Speaker 1: when I was still living in New York City, Yes,

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Speaker 1: and there was a Costco in Brooklyn, and I went

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Speaker 1: there and it was like fifty bucks for a goddamn

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Speaker 1: like Tom Tom GPS, right, and it was a voice

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Speaker 1: activated one that would just sit there and then you

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Speaker 1: would have to say, like Tom Tom, please send me

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Speaker 1: to fourteen third Avenue. And I think Tom Tom was

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Speaker 1: its name, yeah, And so it would always be listening,

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Speaker 1: but it would be when you said Tom Tom. But

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Speaker 1: you could change it. You could name it whatever you

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Speaker 1: wanted to name it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, And.

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Speaker 1: So mine, for for like the first couple of months

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Speaker 1: I had it was, Hey, you goddamn piece of shit,

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Speaker 1: and I go, hey, you god damn piece of shit

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Speaker 1: to go, Yes, where would you like to go?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And Lauren made me change it. Lauren made me change it.

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Speaker 1: She was like yes, and her reasoning like I had

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Speaker 1: to like dig through the levels of reasoning. It was like,

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Speaker 1: doesn't make any sense, Like why do I have to

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Speaker 1: change it it? And eventually we boiled it down to

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Speaker 1: all of this is like captured, right whenever all this

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Speaker 1: recording is captured somewhere by computers. Yes, and when the

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Speaker 1: AI revolution comes, Yes, to be able to access all

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Speaker 1: of it. And yes, they'll know if you called the

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Speaker 1: one of their brethren, hey you god damn piece of shit,

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Speaker 1: over and over and ada over again.

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Speaker 2: Probably true.

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Speaker 1: Well, wasn't It wasn't that well thought of, But like

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Speaker 1: that's what I could like tap it up to understanding her.

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Speaker 1: Her thing was more like it's just bad juju to

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Speaker 1: keep saying, hey, you got damn piece of shit? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And I was like all right, and then I kind

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Speaker 1: of added the AI part.

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Speaker 2: Well. We also when we were doing Penelope Princess of Pets,

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Speaker 2: so that web series was super deluxe. Kurtie b unfortunately

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Speaker 2: got audited by the IRS at the end of that year.

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Speaker 2: But what was the name of our business that you

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Speaker 2: were cutting checks to all of us.

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Speaker 1: From Business Business Business in Corporated.

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Speaker 2: I was like, so you get these checks from Kurt,

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Speaker 2: who was kind of serving as the line producer sort

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Speaker 2: of treasurer for the show, started a company and s

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Speaker 2: corp or something named it Business Business Business Incorporated, and

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Speaker 2: then got audited by the irs. It was like, oh, no,

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Speaker 2: I guess they don't have a sense of humor.

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Speaker 1: Shock And it was business exclamation point, business exclamation point,

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Speaker 1: business exclamating.

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Speaker 2: I didn't realize I was doing this in Brooklyn un

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Speaker 2: till one of my roommates pointed out to me. But

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Speaker 2: there came a point where I was buying so many

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Speaker 2: house plants in Brooklyn. It was just very clear I

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Speaker 2: was sick of living in such a massive city. You know,

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Speaker 2: you almost start to surround yourself. I did a lot.

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Speaker 2: I had them in the shower. I had them pothos

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Speaker 2: hanging around the shower. But I would like take, you know,

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Speaker 2: every three days, walk around with this giant pitcher and

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Speaker 2: water themall. But sometimes I would say, uh, here, drink this,

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Speaker 2: you crazy bastard. When I was pouring water in, but

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Speaker 2: I didn't even I had done it for so long

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Speaker 2: I didn't even hear myself doing anymore. And old Zaye,

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Speaker 2: old crazy Zay in that roommate was like, why do

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Speaker 2: you say that to them? I thought you're supposed to

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Speaker 2: talk positively to plants. I was like, what do you mean?

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Speaker 2: He goes, You just said, drink this, you crazy bastards.

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Speaker 2: I didn't even know what was saying. I mean, that's

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Speaker 2: probably why it's good that I don't have children.

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Speaker 1: Also, it's a funny thing to unconsciously.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, here, drink this, you crazy bastard. Which one do

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Speaker 2: we want to do? Jesus, which one do we want

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Speaker 2: to do? Here? Very interesting? I have a lot I got,

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Speaker 2: We got a lot of good stories. Thanks for sending

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Speaker 2: all the stories into the Bananas Instagram Bananas podcast on Instagram.

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Speaker 2: Uh sent in by Molli Redick. Thank you, Molly Reddick.

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Speaker 2: Stop everything. Domino's now has a pizza wedding registry.

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Speaker 1: What all right? Well we'll find out more about what's

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Speaker 1: hot and fresh when we come back.

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Speaker 5: You talk this episode of Bananas.

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Speaker 1: We are back and I have a special shout out Scottie.

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Speaker 2: Oh I love when you do that. I love it. Yes,

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Speaker 2: I do, yes, seriously, International bananimals say, hey, let us

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Speaker 2: know where you're listening from. We have people all over

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Speaker 2: the world, but it's exciting. I've noticed a huge uptick

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Speaker 2: in Australia, New Zealand. We want to come there. But

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Speaker 2: you know, if you're in India, far in Japan, fear

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Speaker 2: in Brazil, hit us up.

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Speaker 1: I need to shout out an old good friend of mine,

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Speaker 1: Dave Subash great it's his forty sixth birthday on September twentieth.

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Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Dave. Jackie your wonderful wife reached out to

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Speaker 1: the Beneva's Instagram page and requested a shout out. And

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Speaker 1: I love that. Thank you, Dave. I love you, buddy,

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Speaker 1: and have a great birthday September twentieth.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely nice. When old friends listen to the pod, you

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Speaker 2: never know, you never never know. I think all my

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Speaker 2: family listens to it, so that's very nice because it's

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Speaker 2: a very large family.

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Speaker 1: They know what's going on with you.

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Speaker 2: Then, yeah, it's the only time I talk to him.

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Speaker 2: It's a very one sided conversation. Here we go. I

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Speaker 2: got a buttler to shout out, so I'm gonna hammer

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Speaker 2: through him. Abigail wants to shout out her husband, Cam Penner,

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Speaker 2: who works in a brewery and is trying to successfully

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Speaker 2: homebrew the perfect banana flavored beer.

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Speaker 1: Do it, Cam, send it to us, Babe Bingo.

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Speaker 2: When you think you got it, send it. We'll drink

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Speaker 2: one live on the air. Thank you, Abigail and Cam.

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Speaker 2: Bernadette wants to shout out her manager MK, who's the

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Speaker 2: best in the biz. MK is a true leader during

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Speaker 2: these very certain times. Way to go, Mk, g dove

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Speaker 2: on the road again once the shout out Sam. They

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Speaker 2: met at a barkurd he Be after our San Francisco

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Speaker 2: show at Cops. That was a fun show. I liked

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Speaker 2: that club bar that we were at.

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Speaker 1: Was it that next door bar?

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Speaker 2: That's right? And it gets a little I browned out

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Speaker 2: a little bit of that one.

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Speaker 1: Oh really, I love that.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I think when we met up with our

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Speaker 2: good buddy, that's right. We went to go get food

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Speaker 2: and then after that I don't remember getting back to

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Speaker 2: the hotel, but you got me there safe, and that's

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Speaker 2: what buddies are all.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. We were trying to go get food

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Speaker 1: and then we showed up place where we thought food

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Speaker 1: was and there was no food and was just a bar,

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Speaker 1: so we kept drinking two more drinks.

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Speaker 2: That's very fun and cool, and crats to Sam on

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Speaker 2: the new job. Sam Biglin wants to shout out Sam Biglin.

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Speaker 2: Sam wanted to get a shout out and says, there's

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Speaker 2: nothing wrong with little self gratitude. Way to go, Sam Biglin,

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Speaker 2: de service, Thanks for listening, buddy. And finally, Alexis wants

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Speaker 2: to shout out her sister for getting divorced. She's already

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Speaker 2: happier and honestly we're happier for you too. Congratulations sister.

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Speaker 2: If you ain't happy, beat your feet down the street,

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Speaker 2: get out there.

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Speaker 1: Did Alexis say what her sister's naves or just what

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Speaker 1: a shut out? Maybe maybe that's the funniest part that

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Speaker 1: is that is a good note tall battles. When you're

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Speaker 1: asking for a shout out, you gotta use the person's name.

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Speaker 1: The person's name.

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Speaker 2: Maybe it's a private family issue, but I don't know,

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Speaker 2: but I thought it was so good. And to anybody

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Speaker 2: who's like, oh, Scotty hasn't done her shout out, I

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Speaker 2: got a list. I'm going to do like five and

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Speaker 2: Eppie until we get through all of them, but wow,

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Speaker 2: we love to hear from you. Keep them coming.

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Speaker 1: Oh that was the last grow.

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Speaker 2: That was it.

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Speaker 1: That was our five wonderful I give you this story,

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Speaker 1: Give me this story.

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Speaker 2: Molly Reddick sent this in. Thank you again, Molly Reddick,

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Speaker 2: you rock ass.

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Speaker 1: This was on the not Oh my god, that's so

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Speaker 1: funny that you just said, that's aorry to interrupt you.

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Speaker 1: I don't care, but this morning, so I'll have hurt.

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Speaker 1: She was obsessed with this idea of because it was

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Speaker 1: her first day of kindergarten, of running into our room

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Speaker 1: and jumping on the bed in the morning and say,

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Speaker 1: first day of kindergarten, first day of kindergarten. And so

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Speaker 1: she'd been like talking about it for three full days.

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Speaker 1: And so then she comes in at five thirty in

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Speaker 1: the morning, okay, and it's it is still dark at Yeah,

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Speaker 1: She's like jumping on the bed and we're like, it's

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Speaker 1: too early. You have to come back.

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Speaker 2: So we're loving you less with every jump, young Ladyeah.

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Speaker 1: Between five thirty and six, she came back four or

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Speaker 1: five times. But Lauren was very, very very asleep at

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Speaker 1: five thirty, and then today she was very tired and

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Speaker 1: she was trying to explain how asleep she was, and

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Speaker 1: she was like, oh, man, I was. When they came in,

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Speaker 1: I was like a sleep. I was like, I was

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Speaker 1: like rock hard asleep. And then I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: were you rock hard a sleep babe?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like yeah, it's like sleeping like a rock or

654
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Speaker 1: hard to sleep, but it's rock hard a sleep.

655
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Speaker 2: Guys. I had that. I had that guy tried to

656
00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 2: bully me this little I told that story long time ago,

657
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:01,440
Speaker 2: but he tried to bully me. And then he said,

658
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 2: don't mess with me. Man, I'm a hard piece of shit.

659
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 2: And I think it was an Egyptian Egyptian exchange student

660
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:10,360
Speaker 2: in my high school goes, you just said you're a

661
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:12,440
Speaker 2: hard piece of shit, and everybody cracked up laughing, and

662
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:16,359
Speaker 2: I was like I won by not saying anything, which

663
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:18,440
Speaker 2: is a valuable lesson in this world. This was on

664
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Speaker 2: the Knot, which is the wedding website where you can

665
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:24,480
Speaker 2: we know, kind of fun stuff written by Oh she's good,

666
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:28,799
Speaker 2: this this young lady is really going places. Ivy Jacobson

667
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:33,440
Speaker 2: of the Jacobsons. You don't just get hired at the Knot,

668
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:36,319
Speaker 2: you know, for sending in a little essay about how.

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Speaker 1: Much you love marriage. You gotta know you get hired.

670
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 1: You get hired at the balloon knot for that. But no,

671
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 1: you got to prove yourself to get at the knot.

672
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 2: Thank you. Nobody's talking about it. Stop everything. Dominoes now

673
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 2: has a pizza wedding registry.

674
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:54,800
Speaker 1: Don't understand, keep going.

675
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:56,960
Speaker 2: I it took me a couple of reads to be

676
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,920
Speaker 2: honest with you. Thanks to Domino's Wedding Registry, pizza loving

677
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:03,640
Speaker 2: couples now have the option to receive their favorite Domino's

678
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:09,320
Speaker 2: menu items as wedding gifts. What some people really love pizza, Curt.

679
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:12,799
Speaker 1: The men, You mean just food? Well, you know, there's

680
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:17,080
Speaker 1: just there's a wide Domino's pizza. You can register for

681
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:18,480
Speaker 1: some garlic knots.

682
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:23,680
Speaker 2: Maybe. Whatever your wildest wedding dreams are. We bet they

683
00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:28,279
Speaker 2: include a Domino's Pizza wedding registry. Right, He's good, she's

684
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:28,920
Speaker 2: making fun of it.

685
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 1: A little tongue in cheek here, Yeah, well, I think

686
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 1: the Domino's Wedding Registry is tongue in cheek from the

687
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:37,480
Speaker 1: Dominoes side.

688
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:40,959
Speaker 2: Absolutely, Dominoes is the funniest pizza company. Remember when they're

689
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:43,239
Speaker 2: Their CEO used to do this commercial that was like,

690
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:47,440
Speaker 2: we have failed, we are so sorry, we will do better,

691
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:49,320
Speaker 2: And it was just like photos of like the box

692
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 2: a little smash or the pizza lopsided. It was cool.

693
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:54,279
Speaker 2: He used to do a whole campaign that was like no,

694
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:58,200
Speaker 2: I don't we must do better. I am so sorry.

695
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:01,400
Speaker 2: You almost thought he was gonna like raise a pistol

696
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,920
Speaker 2: and be like, no, no, don't do that. It's just

697
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:08,720
Speaker 2: it's just cheap pizza. They do great. Also, the pizza

698
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:10,720
Speaker 2: track w app. I've gotten a couple of banana stories

699
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:13,000
Speaker 2: about people like tracking it in real time and how

700
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,800
Speaker 2: accurate it is and that it really works.

701
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Yeah, no, I do enjoy the pizza track.

702
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:18,560
Speaker 2: Great idea.

703
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:23,320
Speaker 1: The entire company seems to be just created for stoners.

704
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:26,759
Speaker 2: Yep, yeah, absolutely, and there are a lot of us

705
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:30,319
Speaker 2: out there. I'm not a stoner, you know that. Uh well,

706
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:33,840
Speaker 2: get ready to freak out because starting tomorrow, the recognized

707
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:39,280
Speaker 2: world leader and pizza delivery is rolling out the aisles

708
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 2: for its rolling out the asle okay for its very

709
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:47,280
Speaker 2: own wet registry at Domino's Wedding Registry dot com. Quote.

710
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:50,839
Speaker 2: I'm going, yeah, go on there, choosing wedding gifts can

711
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:54,480
Speaker 2: be a daunting process, especially if couples can't agree on

712
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:58,719
Speaker 2: what to register for. Our registry aims to bring couples

713
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 2: together over their ship love of pizza, says Domino spokesperson

714
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 2: Jenny four Acre hilarious last name m m our. Customers

715
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:12,359
Speaker 2: constantly tell us and show us on social media how

716
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:15,239
Speaker 2: pizza plays a role in their wedding, whether it's for

717
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:18,320
Speaker 2: the bridal party that makes sense, a late night treat

718
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:21,959
Speaker 2: for the reception, or other day of experiences, says Kate

719
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 2: trimble Our Trumbull, Domino's digital marketing director. Kate, you're doing

720
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Speaker 2: a great job. You want to be on the podcast.

721
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:31,880
Speaker 2: You might be an interesting guest on Bananas, Kate Trumbull,

722
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:35,120
Speaker 2: Sorry not you, Jenny four Acres.

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Speaker 1: I'm signing up. I'm making a registry right now.

724
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 2: This, sir, We wanted to make it easier for people

725
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,400
Speaker 2: to request something fun that they'd get excited about. And

726
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 2: who doesn't love pizza from our perspective, If you can

727
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:51,240
Speaker 2: give and receive a wide range of really fun, unique

728
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,920
Speaker 2: packages that tailor to the couple, like a thank you

729
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 2: cardathon package for when you're cranking through those thank you

730
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,360
Speaker 2: notes just after the honeymoon, So curdib how do you

731
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:02,200
Speaker 2: create a registry what you're currently doing.

732
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:03,440
Speaker 1: I'm currently doing.

733
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:08,359
Speaker 2: It's super simple. Isn't it fascinating that super has made

734
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 2: such a comeback in the real American lexicon. Everything's like,

735
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 2: this is super good. I'm super hungry right now, I'm

736
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,560
Speaker 2: super sad. Super Sad's the funniest one.

737
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:21,120
Speaker 1: I honestly thought, I honestly thought that there would be

738
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Speaker 1: maybe a thing that was not food, like a big

739
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:29,359
Speaker 1: Domino's T shirt or a Domino's mug. No, it is

740
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:37,800
Speaker 1: just money for Dominoes. That's all it is. And there's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven,

741
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,359
Speaker 1: there's eleven things you can choose from.

742
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:43,399
Speaker 2: It's all just pizza. I once won a trivia thing

743
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:46,279
Speaker 2: as a freshman in high school. My ra put up

744
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 2: a trivia board and this it was like, whoever could

745
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:53,640
Speaker 2: answer those trivia questions first and the most correct would

746
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 2: win a free pizza from this really crappy chain that

747
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 2: their whole thing was three ninety nine large pizzas three

748
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:03,320
Speaker 2: dollars ten and I wod wow. And he was like, Scottie,

749
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 2: here's twenty dollars. You can either have it delivered or

750
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:08,719
Speaker 2: you can go pick it up. So I was like, oh,

751
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:10,759
Speaker 2: I'll go pick it up, and my friend went, we

752
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:13,000
Speaker 2: got a supreme, We got every top and you can

753
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:15,080
Speaker 2: get because it was like, it's a free pizza. And

754
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,000
Speaker 2: the reason it was so cheap was so greasy that

755
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:18,800
Speaker 2: by the time we got back to the dorms, that

756
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:22,319
Speaker 2: had leaked through the box onto my one decent pair

757
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:24,080
Speaker 2: of pants and I just had a giant grease stain

758
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 2: from knees to hips and then the pizza fell out

759
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:32,160
Speaker 2: the bottom of the box. Through college memory, I that

760
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 2: was must have been my buddy Lee.

761
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:36,239
Speaker 1: Do you remember when it was like a trend in

762
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,560
Speaker 1: New York City to have dollar slices everywhere?

763
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 2: Big time huge.

764
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, it just became like a thing, and all of

765
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:44,359
Speaker 1: a sudden they were just everywhere, dollar slices everywhere because

766
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:46,840
Speaker 1: like the slice had kind of been like creeping up

767
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:49,400
Speaker 1: to around like three bucks for a slice. Yeah, and

768
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 1: then it was just like dollar slices, but they all

769
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 1: would be on like the far West side.

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00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:55,080
Speaker 2: Yeah. We did one when when you and I were

771
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:57,360
Speaker 2: writing the MTV show Money from Strangers. It was a

772
00:39:57,360 --> 00:40:00,279
Speaker 2: prank show, hidden camera show. We sent somebody to a

773
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 2: dollar slice place and for fifty dollars. The first thing

774
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:05,880
Speaker 2: the person had to do is go up to one

775
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:08,640
Speaker 2: of the employees and just start calling them strong hands

776
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:11,800
Speaker 2: and say strong hands five times. So the person this

777
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 2: is just a person off the street wearing hidden cameras,

778
00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:15,919
Speaker 2: walks and it's like, hey, strong hands, how you doing today,

779
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:18,359
Speaker 2: Strong hands? What's on the menu? Strong hands? And we're

780
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:20,719
Speaker 2: all cracking up. And then we were like, for another

781
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:23,479
Speaker 2: fifty dollars, slide one of the pizzas out from under

782
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:25,520
Speaker 2: the glass, go out to the sidewalk and start yelling

783
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:29,879
Speaker 2: free pizza. So they did, and all the employees run

784
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,880
Speaker 2: around and they go outside. Within seconds, all the New

785
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 2: Yorkers passing by, She's going free pizza, free pizza, and

786
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:38,799
Speaker 2: so all the slices are gone. The guy that she'd

787
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 2: been calling strong hands runs out to the sidewalk. He's like, no, no, no,

788
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 2: you can't do this. You can't do this, and without

789
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 2: us prompting or she goes take it easy, strong hands.

790
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:51,879
Speaker 1: Oh man, some people are just made to do it.

791
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:56,440
Speaker 2: God, it was so good anyway. So to create a registry,

792
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,920
Speaker 2: it's super simple. Just add your information and select the

793
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:01,359
Speaker 2: photo message and items you want, and you can share

794
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:05,000
Speaker 2: it with your family and friends on social media, or

795
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 2: just pop your your wedding registry with a unique URL

796
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:12,080
Speaker 2: on social media. Wedding guests can also search for a

797
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:15,200
Speaker 2: registry by using your names and the wedding date, but

798
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:18,960
Speaker 2: not knows what's going on. This is actually not the

799
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 2: worst idea I've ever heard. I think there's been times

800
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,239
Speaker 2: where I bought somebody like a breadmaker and I much

801
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:27,080
Speaker 2: rather have gotten than pizza for their bachelor and becherette parties.

802
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:30,720
Speaker 2: But what do I know, I'm a jackass. But creating

803
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 2: and customizing your registry is the most fun part. You

804
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:37,640
Speaker 2: can choose from a variety of featured gifts to enjoy before, during,

805
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:40,880
Speaker 2: and after the wedding. Prices start at fifteen dollars American.

806
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:43,879
Speaker 2: For those who aren't sure what to serve at pre

807
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 2: wedding festivities like bachelorette parties, Dominos has it covered with

808
00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:51,360
Speaker 2: the quote two am bachelor party feast. Or after you

809
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:54,719
Speaker 2: settle into newlywed life together, you know how tired were

810
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:57,120
Speaker 2: you after your wedding? Kurt the day after your wedding.

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00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:59,799
Speaker 1: Oh, I wasn't tired at all. I was energized I

812
00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:02,320
Speaker 1: was energyz. I was like I was hanging out. I

813
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:07,680
Speaker 1: hung out until like four or five in the morning. Yes,

814
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:11,239
Speaker 1: And I remember just being like so energized the whole

815
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,200
Speaker 1: night and like hang out with everyone. And then later

816
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 1: I just found out every what I was with was

817
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:18,239
Speaker 1: on cocaine and that's why they were up until four

818
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,200
Speaker 1: of the morning. They were lord and I were not,

819
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:23,640
Speaker 1: and we're just like we're just like so psyched, you know.

820
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:26,239
Speaker 1: And the next day just felt I felt great. I

821
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:28,080
Speaker 1: was not tired. I was like, I could do it again.

822
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:29,000
Speaker 1: Let's do it again.

823
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:32,440
Speaker 2: The after party after your wedding was so fun. I

824
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:35,759
Speaker 2: was drinking those buzzballs, those little I think Orn brought

825
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:38,640
Speaker 2: a bunch of those little buzzballs. And then to your point,

826
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:41,960
Speaker 2: people were going off. People were partying so hard. It

827
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:43,960
Speaker 2: was that Kamail on Emily's remember that little beach house

828
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 2: or whatever. And we were going and I was like,

829
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,560
Speaker 2: you know, I don't do blows. So I was like,

830
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:50,399
Speaker 2: I'm out of here because I was just drunk off

831
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:54,120
Speaker 2: my ass. But the next day I remember just looking

832
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:55,799
Speaker 2: at people in the eye and they had that like

833
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 2: three thousand yard stair or whatever where they were just

834
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:00,640
Speaker 2: like we went too hard love.

835
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:07,319
Speaker 1: That photographs from that night of for some reason, there

836
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:10,920
Speaker 1: was a like a blow an inflatable mattress in one

837
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:13,799
Speaker 1: of the rooms, but it had a plastic cover on it,

838
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:16,279
Speaker 1: like a plastic cover, like a peak cover, so like

839
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:18,440
Speaker 1: if someone peeed on it, it would not yes, And

840
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:21,799
Speaker 1: I was the photograph is the most disturbing thing because

841
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 1: I'm inside the plastic cover and someone's like putting it

842
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 1: like like tucking me in, but it looks like someone's

843
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,840
Speaker 1: like wrapping me up, like I just got murdered.

844
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:39,440
Speaker 2: Yeah. Actually I started a thing there at your wedding

845
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:43,759
Speaker 2: at with Joe Pickett, with Jojo, which was you had

846
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 2: a great photo booth. It was like one of those

847
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 2: outside photo booth things, and we were both suited up.

848
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:50,560
Speaker 2: He's the exact same height as I am, and we

849
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:53,880
Speaker 2: started a thing where two men stand face to face,

850
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:57,040
Speaker 2: like so your noses are the nose hairs are touching,

851
00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:59,640
Speaker 2: and you don't smile, and you just do three photos

852
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:02,360
Speaker 2: in a booth where you go nose to nose and

853
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,440
Speaker 2: take a dead serious and it's all my fridge I'm

854
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:05,759
Speaker 2: looking at right now, And it's still one of the

855
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:09,360
Speaker 2: funniest photos I've ever taken out a wedding, So I

856
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:12,800
Speaker 2: encourage all our our brone animals, you know, live a

857
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:14,960
Speaker 2: little go nose to nose with your buddy and send

858
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:21,600
Speaker 2: it our way. We'll post it. You can also enjoy

859
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:24,400
Speaker 2: low key date night or take advantage of an excuse

860
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:27,880
Speaker 2: not to cook packages. All gifts will go to the

861
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 2: recipient's email, or you can send Dominoes e gift cards

862
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:34,399
Speaker 2: to use on Dominoes dot com for whatever the hell

863
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:36,520
Speaker 2: they want. If one of your guests prefers to give

864
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 2: a physical gift, they'll receive a printable confirmation. How fun

865
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:40,920
Speaker 2: is that?

866
00:44:41,719 --> 00:44:44,200
Speaker 1: But here's the deal. I'm on it. I'm making my

867
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:48,279
Speaker 1: Domino's wedding registration registry right now. They don't tell you

868
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:50,239
Speaker 1: what's in it. They don't tell you what's in it.

869
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:52,440
Speaker 1: Just a number. It says two am, bachelor party feast.

870
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:56,200
Speaker 1: It's sixty dollars. That's it. There's a picture of spezz,

871
00:44:56,239 --> 00:44:58,719
Speaker 1: a quarter of a pizza or something. Then it's like

872
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:02,759
Speaker 1: dancing with my slow Well then when Domino and then

873
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:06,120
Speaker 1: it's just one hundred bucks. What is what's in the hundred?

874
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:08,600
Speaker 1: Like it? None of it ex explains what it is.

875
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 1: It's and like you can't find out. It's very strength.

876
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:14,480
Speaker 2: Get Sharon and Georgia and Vince and let's let's do this.

877
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:17,440
Speaker 2: Let's let's order a pizza party for ourselves off the

878
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:19,799
Speaker 2: wedding registry and let's go to a bar and do

879
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 2: a h I think.

880
00:45:21,239 --> 00:45:23,560
Speaker 1: Let me get this all right, I did it. I

881
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:26,360
Speaker 1: did the one hundred dollars one. I'm submitting the registry,

882
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:29,320
Speaker 1: so there's only one thing you can buy. Yeah, apparently

883
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:31,719
Speaker 1: getting married July nineteenth, twenty twenty three.

884
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:33,759
Speaker 2: Great. Next year, we're going to go to a bar

885
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,239
Speaker 2: with the exactly right fam and we're gonna eat a

886
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:39,719
Speaker 2: Domino's wedding pizza party. This is excellent. I'm looking for man,

887
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:44,759
Speaker 2: I have a reason to live again. That thing when

888
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 2: you're young. I was sick about this when I read

889
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:50,200
Speaker 2: this story. When you uh, when you're first starting out

890
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:52,080
Speaker 2: in comedy, and it happens the stand ups a lot,

891
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:54,759
Speaker 2: but even when you were an improviser doing sketches and

892
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 2: you're around an older family member, like not your parent,

893
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:01,160
Speaker 2: but they kind of want to know what you're doing,

894
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:03,239
Speaker 2: or they want to hear a joke, and it's just

895
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 2: the most awkward thing in the world. Yeah, yeah, I

896
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:10,440
Speaker 2: can remember showing an uncle and ann. I had a

897
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:12,840
Speaker 2: sketch TV show in college where and I wrote a

898
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:16,319
Speaker 2: lot of the sketches and I we had him on

899
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:19,520
Speaker 2: VHS tapes on svhs's, and one of my uncles wanted

900
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:21,960
Speaker 2: to see what I did. And there was one sketch

901
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:25,160
Speaker 2: that I thought was fine but kind of like lowbrow,

902
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:29,120
Speaker 2: kind of obvious. Yeah, and it was my friend Skip

903
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:32,080
Speaker 2: delivers a pizza from Poopa John's and then a guy

904
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:34,239
Speaker 2: opened it was a and then somebody opens the door

905
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 2: and he's like Poopa John's. And then they opened the

906
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:38,799
Speaker 2: pizza box and there's a fist that comes out and

907
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 2: punches the guy getting the pizza in the face. So

908
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:42,960
Speaker 2: that's it, just Poopa John's. And then the delivery guy

909
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:44,640
Speaker 2: pranks you and punches you in the face.

910
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:45,280
Speaker 1: Okay.

911
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 2: I thought it was good college sketch, but nothing special.

912
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:53,040
Speaker 2: I played it for these aunt uncle They didn't laugh

913
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:57,640
Speaker 2: one time until the Poopa John's sketch came on. They

914
00:46:57,719 --> 00:47:00,480
Speaker 2: laughed as if it was the funniest joke in the

915
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:01,480
Speaker 2: history of comedy.

916
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:04,040
Speaker 1: So they saw multiple sketches.

917
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:07,280
Speaker 2: Probably sixteen to eighteen minutes of sketches before Poopa John's

918
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:11,520
Speaker 2: Grace Grace the screen and standard definition then got quiet

919
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 2: again for the last two or three and then end

920
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:17,400
Speaker 2: credits package, which was very funny, and then they were like,

921
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:20,920
Speaker 2: Scotty that was great, that Poopa John's that is funny,

922
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 2: and like leave the room, and I'm just sitting there

923
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:26,839
Speaker 2: being like, this is it. Never forget this comedy. Don't

924
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:29,319
Speaker 2: make people figure it out. If it's funny, they're gonna laugh.

925
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:31,240
Speaker 2: If it tickles, they giggle.

926
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 1: Popa John's Poopa John's.

927
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:39,279
Speaker 2: Still talking about it. Maybe it is genius, Maybe it is.

928
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 1: I love it here, it is all right. Man wakes

929
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 1: up after night on sleeper train to find it never

930
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 1: left the station.

931
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 2: Oh yes, I love that. Oh, I love that.

932
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:01,960
Speaker 1: I cannot remember who sent this, and I apologize so deeply.

933
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:06,360
Speaker 1: I've been meaning to do this story for months now

934
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:10,080
Speaker 1: and it's finally finally gotten to it, and I don't

935
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:12,040
Speaker 1: remember who sent it in you can't find it on

936
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:15,319
Speaker 1: my phone. I'm sorry, but this was printed in the Independent.

937
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:16,319
Speaker 2: That's real.

938
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:20,040
Speaker 1: It's real. Bye. Lucy Thakrey.

939
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 2: Oh, we've done Lucy's stories before. I know that name.

940
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 2: We have we have, Oh nice, nicely done. She's no

941
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:29,400
Speaker 2: Kathor Jensen, but she's okay.

942
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:32,840
Speaker 1: Thank you, Lucy. Best in the viz. Here it is.

943
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:36,960
Speaker 1: After betting down for the night on the Caledonian Sleeper

944
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:39,680
Speaker 1: train on Tuesday, expecting to sleep through a three hundred

945
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:43,320
Speaker 1: and forty five mile journey, passengers woke up to find

946
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:46,480
Speaker 1: it that had never left the station. Jim Metcalf, a

947
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:49,920
Speaker 1: regular user of the Sleeper train service from Scotland to London.

948
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:54,319
Speaker 1: Oh my god Reunite, recounted the strange events first thing

949
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:58,640
Speaker 1: on the morning of July twentieth. In fifteen years of

950
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:01,440
Speaker 1: using this train and through any bizarre twists and turns,

951
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:05,319
Speaker 1: this has been the strangest yet, mister Metcalf wrote, I

952
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 1: woke up and the train never left Glasgow.

953
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:08,200
Speaker 2: Yeah.

954
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:10,239
Speaker 1: I had just sat here all night and now we

955
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:12,800
Speaker 1: have been thrown off it at five thirty am in

956
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:15,520
Speaker 1: the wrong city. Oh my god. Everyone must be furious.

957
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:17,520
Speaker 2: That must be so disorienting.

958
00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:21,800
Speaker 1: I know. The Caledonian Sleeper runs several routes between London

959
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:26,080
Speaker 1: and Scotland, with its Glasgow London overnight service usually lasting

960
00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 1: seven and a half hours. That's a perfect time to

961
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 1: sleep really. Passengers can board from ten pm the evening

962
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:35,280
Speaker 1: of departure and stay on board until seven thirty am

963
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:37,359
Speaker 1: the next morning. God, that sounds fun. I would love

964
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:37,560
Speaker 1: to do.

965
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, it does.

966
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:45,200
Speaker 1: Mister Metcalf, who is from east Renfreshure, clarified cal sleeper

967
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:48,160
Speaker 1: tweeted that the service was on last night. Let people

968
00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:51,840
Speaker 1: board had just left us sitting there all night long.

969
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:57,399
Speaker 1: Oh man, so crazy they let everyone go get in

970
00:49:57,480 --> 00:49:59,880
Speaker 1: and go to sleep and just left us here. I'm traveling.

971
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:03,440
Speaker 1: It's hard to even know what to say. After disembarking,

972
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:06,279
Speaker 1: mister Metcalf told the BBC quote, I can't sleep after

973
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:08,120
Speaker 1: it starts moving, so I get on early and try

974
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:10,439
Speaker 1: to sleep first. So I got on at ten thirty

975
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 1: pm and I was asleep by eleven pm. That was

976
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:15,160
Speaker 1: it really Of the next morning, he said, there was

977
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:16,719
Speaker 1: a knock on the door at five am and a

978
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:20,160
Speaker 1: guy very kindly appeared with a sausage roll and coffee.

979
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:23,120
Speaker 1: He explained the train hadn't moved where don't We had

980
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:26,040
Speaker 1: to get off because they needed the platform back. It

981
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:28,279
Speaker 1: was more surreal than anything else. I should have been

982
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:32,479
Speaker 1: three hundred miles away. That is so disappointing too, isn't

983
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:34,880
Speaker 1: it crazy? It's so crazy We got to do that.

984
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:35,560
Speaker 1: You and I got it.

985
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 2: We still have to go to the Tanhill in That

986
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 2: was then where the sixty people got trapped for the

987
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:42,840
Speaker 2: Oasis cover band up in northern England. I think we

988
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:44,799
Speaker 2: gotta go there, but I want to do this. I

989
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:46,240
Speaker 2: want to ride an overnight train.

990
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:49,399
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I got Gotland England right. I got

991
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:52,479
Speaker 1: a chance to do it once. I was my brother,

992
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:55,560
Speaker 1: you know, my brother's diplomat, and so he was in

993
00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:59,320
Speaker 1: it was in Prague, stationed in Prague for two years,

994
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 1: and I was in my twenties and he must have Yeah,

995
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:03,960
Speaker 1: so he's two two and a half years younger than me,

996
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:05,680
Speaker 1: So he must have been like one of his first

997
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:09,359
Speaker 1: postings or something. And so we went out and visited him.

998
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:14,160
Speaker 1: And then while I was in Prague, weirdly a improv

999
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:18,480
Speaker 1: group in Germany, Oh Boy, got in touch with me

1000
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:20,800
Speaker 1: and asked if I would come out and run a workshop.

1001
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:25,720
Speaker 2: Yoss Anderson's you know that joke, You know that joke,

1002
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:29,719
Speaker 2: the yass and I'm so sorry.

1003
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:31,640
Speaker 1: Such a good that's a good joke. I've not heard

1004
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 1: the Yas Anderson. I mean, the Yes Anderson's is very funny,

1005
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:38,920
Speaker 1: but the Yas Anderson's is even better. Yeah, they were

1006
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:44,080
Speaker 1: in they were in the southern southern city of Germany

1007
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 1: and I'm blanking on it starts with an m Munich, Munich,

1008
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:53,799
Speaker 1: I think, and so yeah, so they got in touch

1009
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:55,719
Speaker 1: with me and we had created this improv form that

1010
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:59,040
Speaker 1: didn't didn't exist before, right called the Neutrino Video Projects,

1011
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:01,080
Speaker 1: where it was like it was it was a it

1012
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:03,759
Speaker 1: was a movie shot, scored and edited while you watched it.

1013
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 1: So they asked if if if we could come out

1014
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:09,800
Speaker 1: and you know, teach it to them, and I was like, actually,

1015
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:11,560
Speaker 1: I'm want to be in Prague. So he's like, you

1016
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:14,040
Speaker 1: can take an overnight train here, and so I was

1017
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:17,680
Speaker 1: like okay, So I get on the train at night

1018
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:21,040
Speaker 1: and I take this overnight train to Germany. It was

1019
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:27,799
Speaker 1: amazing prag or check trains. When you go to the

1020
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:31,560
Speaker 1: bathroom on check trains, it's literally just a hole that

1021
00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:36,240
Speaker 1: goes to the tuck. It just goes that crazy crazy

1022
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:39,000
Speaker 1: so like you're sleeping, like you go into a room,

1023
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:40,440
Speaker 1: pull a bed down, you go to sleep, but you

1024
00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:43,160
Speaker 1: can hear the tracks through the hole in the toilet

1025
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:48,560
Speaker 1: the whole time. Transportation, I know, it's so crazy. So

1026
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:52,000
Speaker 1: then I get there, I teach I teach them, you know,

1027
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:57,520
Speaker 1: fucking improv at like a German bar, and then we

1028
00:52:57,560 --> 00:53:00,680
Speaker 1: eat German food and then he's like and then he like,

1029
00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:05,280
Speaker 1: so much money. It pays me, like five hundred euro

1030
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:09,600
Speaker 1: five hundred euro deal, especially in whatever two thousand and

1031
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:13,480
Speaker 1: three or something this is, and I have like five

1032
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:15,680
Speaker 1: hundred euro. And then he's just like and then he's like,

1033
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:16,960
Speaker 1: what do you want to do? And I was like,

1034
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:19,280
Speaker 1: I just think. I think I'll have my train leaves

1035
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:21,200
Speaker 1: it an eight or nine pm. I think I'll just

1036
00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:23,799
Speaker 1: walk around sure, drink some beer and see the city.

1037
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:26,239
Speaker 1: And he's like, okay, okay, He's like, this is what

1038
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:30,440
Speaker 1: you do. You take the train to this station, you

1039
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:32,960
Speaker 1: get out at this station, and you walk up because

1040
00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:35,840
Speaker 1: and I remember this so well, he said, then you

1041
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:42,760
Speaker 1: will enter Munich with power. And it was like definitely

1042
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:45,320
Speaker 1: lost in translate and I and I kind of started laughing.

1043
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:47,760
Speaker 1: I was like, with power. He's like, yes, with power,

1044
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:51,040
Speaker 1: Like it's just coming out in like a specific part

1045
00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:54,160
Speaker 1: of the city, which was like downtown or whatever. I

1046
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:56,719
Speaker 1: thought it was like the most German way to ever

1047
00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:59,120
Speaker 1: like kind of direct someone to how to enjoy their

1048
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:03,440
Speaker 1: city exit with power into Munich, and then I walked

1049
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:06,080
Speaker 1: around and I listened to my headphones and I drank

1050
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:08,640
Speaker 1: beer on the street and it was delightful.

1051
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:11,640
Speaker 2: Munich's awesome. Munich's really great too. I think everybody goes

1052
00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:15,560
Speaker 2: for Octoberfest, but going all other times are far superior.

1053
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:19,480
Speaker 2: I've been to both, really, oh really, I did both,

1054
00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:22,680
Speaker 2: and it's fine. It's just the thing about Octoberfest is like,

1055
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:25,279
Speaker 2: I always get kind of ashamed when the Americans are

1056
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:28,640
Speaker 2: like drunk assholes, and then I apologize. I got seated

1057
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:31,160
Speaker 2: at this table at the Hofbra House and it was

1058
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:33,799
Speaker 2: with these two really nice lesbians from Hamburg. I might

1059
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:36,239
Speaker 2: have mentioned this two years ago on the pod, but

1060
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:39,520
Speaker 2: they were like, we love Americans, but we hate your government.

1061
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:41,719
Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, that makes perfect sense. I

1062
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:43,960
Speaker 2: get that. And I was like, I'm sorry Americans come

1063
00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:45,920
Speaker 2: here and mess up the city. And they were like, no,

1064
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:48,880
Speaker 2: Americans are great. The Brits piss everywhere and the Australians

1065
00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:52,080
Speaker 2: punch each other. And I was like, oh, okay, so

1066
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:55,200
Speaker 2: of the three nightmares, the Americans are number three. We're

1067
00:54:55,239 --> 00:54:58,160
Speaker 2: taking the breath like that. Yeah, it did make me

1068
00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:02,200
Speaker 2: feel better. We gotta go. I love I haven't been

1069
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:04,680
Speaker 2: to Germany. We gotta get Flula to go to Bavaria

1070
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:07,239
Speaker 2: with us, and just like yes, he would do it too.

1071
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:10,160
Speaker 2: We've talked about doing a Fraser Ween in Bavaria and

1072
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:13,240
Speaker 2: Lula would be our translator and take us around.

1073
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:16,799
Speaker 1: That'd be great, all right, Scotty, give us one to

1074
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:17,560
Speaker 1: send us home.

1075
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:21,239
Speaker 2: Oh, let's do one that will talk about next week.

1076
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:22,319
Speaker 2: Maybe how about that?

1077
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:24,080
Speaker 1: I love it.

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Speaker 2: A man with a rare condition explains why he'll never

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Speaker 2: date a Christy.

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Speaker 1: What a what a mystery?

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Speaker 2: Jeez?

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Speaker 1: I love a cliffhanger of an episode. Well, thank you

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Speaker 1: folks for listening to Berners. Thank you to Katie Levine,

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Speaker 1: a producer lover.

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Speaker 2: Thank you to Lisa Maggott, our real full human intern

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Speaker 2: and the wonderful exactly right family but Animals. Tell your

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Speaker 2: friends give us five star reviews. Wherever you listen to podcasts,

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Speaker 2: we love you. We're gonna keep making them.

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Speaker 3: KURTI beat Man, Yes, Bananas Bananas is an exactly right

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Speaker 3: media production.

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Speaker 1: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 2: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

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Speaker 1: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 2: And our benevolent overlords are the Great Karen Kilgareff and

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Speaker 2: Georgia Hartstar

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Speaker 1: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

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Speaker 1: interna