Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to it. You're back to back classics this morning,
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Speaker 1: But we always love to start with your comments.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Ruby said, I watched Utopia to last night and
Speaker 3: I have come to the conclusion that Jeff is.
Speaker 1: The fox, Brook is the evil sheep. Wait, this is
Speaker 1: the cute little girl mouse, and Jose is the leopard cop.
Speaker 1: What's the girl mouse? Does she mean the bunny? Probably?
Speaker 4: Okay, Oh, I couldn't remember, but I think is the
Speaker 4: cop like the big the big chubby guy, which big d.
Speaker 2: He's so cute okay, and he's kind of like cute
Speaker 2: and dumb, Yeah.
Speaker 5: Cute, dumb and yeah, just likable.
Speaker 1: He is likable? Why evil?
Speaker 5: By all right, get us whatever and ever you want.
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Speaker 4: Okay, let me go through my second date checklist of
Speaker 4: approved behaviors, regular coffee meet up.
Speaker 1: It's fine.
Speaker 6: Check yeah, sound effect.
Speaker 4: For it, walk around the city and talk about life.
Speaker 7: Goals. Another check on that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that check is so positive.
Speaker 4: I like finding out an interesting surprise when you get
Speaker 4: into the other person's car.
Speaker 7: I don't know if I can really now, I'm gonna
Speaker 7: give it a check anyway. I'm giving it a check.
Speaker 1: Because you walk through right through red flags, don't you.
Speaker 4: Well, that's what we're looking for whenever we do these
Speaker 4: calls a little bit of weirdness. And it definitely came
Speaker 4: up in today's second date update. You're gonna hear it
Speaker 4: right after this.
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning second date Updates.
Speaker 4: I've got a genuine question. Are coffee dates good?
Speaker 1: What do you mean, like a good and a way?
Speaker 4: Well, I just mean some people can interpret them as
Speaker 4: being too casual or a sign of low interest.
Speaker 5: Okay, I don't know a low interest, but they're definitely.
Speaker 1: Is it bad that I just feel like they're too sober?
Speaker 1: But that's YEA are sober and you're probably not going
Speaker 1: home with them after.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe a makeout, not a coffee makeout with bad breath.
Speaker 7: Thinks most bars are too sober for her liking.
Speaker 5: So the vodka factory.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you know, I think that's nonsense because these days.
Speaker 4: You don't know which weirdo you might be matching with
Speaker 4: on the apps. So grabbing coffee is a safe, low
Speaker 4: investment date in terms of time and money. Plus you
Speaker 4: get to see if there's a little romantic attraction when
Speaker 4: you cheers your machiatos and your pinkies.
Speaker 1: Test waits, you would order that.
Speaker 5: You would get a more like girly drink than she did.
Speaker 7: My coffee cup. Linger on your coffee.
Speaker 5: Cups, our coffee lips.
Speaker 4: Something's going on, But that's exactly the idea our listener.
Speaker 4: Craig had not with the Machiados in terms of a
Speaker 4: coffee date.
Speaker 7: That's what he did the other day. Craig, welcome to
Speaker 7: the show.
Speaker 8: Thanks for having me.
Speaker 1: Good Hey, I say good like he asked us a question.
Speaker 1: You have a good day.
Speaker 7: Somebody needs something this morning.
Speaker 4: It sounds so, Craig, thanks for being on with us.
Speaker 4: Tell us about the date you went out with the
Speaker 4: other day. Who's this lady?
Speaker 8: Juliet is her name? And I heard the intro thereon.
Speaker 8: I agree coffee dates are good. You can figure out
Speaker 8: a lot about a person's foundation just on a date.
Speaker 2: Okay, So it sounds like just even you saying that
Speaker 2: you're looking for something more serious in the dating world
Speaker 2: right now?
Speaker 1: Am I assuming the right thing?
Speaker 8: I think it's time to settle down with somebody rather
Speaker 8: than do all of these cookups all the time. Yeah cool,
Speaker 8: Oh that's awesome. Get to know somebody rather than get
Speaker 8: drunk with them immediately.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you had Brooke for a second in your lost
Speaker 7: he again.
Speaker 8: Okay, trying to change.
Speaker 5: Well, drinking and hooking up. You really don't have a
Speaker 5: lot of substance.
Speaker 4: When you're sober, you get to know someone, You're building
Speaker 4: a better structure.
Speaker 8: No drinking and hooking up. You have too many substances.
Speaker 4: You said, Juliet was this girl's name? How did your
Speaker 4: meetup go at the coffee place?
Speaker 8: Oh? My god, she's good. She's beautiful. She has beautiful hair,
Speaker 8: beautiful eyes.
Speaker 1: That's nice.
Speaker 8: She's ambitious, just like me. My goal is not just
Speaker 8: to be regular millionaire. I want to be a multimillionaire,
Speaker 8: all right, And how.
Speaker 1: Are you going to do that? Do we want to
Speaker 1: hear that?
Speaker 2: I'm just curious wants to steal the idea. I mean,
Speaker 2: some people will say it, but they don't actually have
Speaker 2: like an action plan except for like buy lottery.
Speaker 8: Tickets, investing. Investing is the future. I just got to
Speaker 8: stay the course and be diligent about it.
Speaker 2: Okay, did you tell her that, Like, was she impressed?
Speaker 8: I think so. I think she was impressed me. She
Speaker 8: I said, I want a mansion in a lake house.
Speaker 8: She said she also wants a mansion on a lake
Speaker 8: on a lake.
Speaker 3: So yes, isn't everybody was.
Speaker 5: Like, I'm looking for more like a shack in the
Speaker 5: middle of a city.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to hit the median income.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and no more, no more.
Speaker 9: No less.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you'd be surprised about how many people don't care
Speaker 8: about making money or any of that stuff. They just
Speaker 8: want to vibe and have a good time with somebody.
Speaker 2: Okay, I think both would be good. But all right,
Speaker 2: So she was into it.
Speaker 8: She was into it, and we're just getting to know
Speaker 8: each other. We talked about our job. She does marketing.
Speaker 8: She's an assistant marketing director and at corporate. She works corporate.
Speaker 8: I thought that was the coolest job.
Speaker 7: Okay, there you go.
Speaker 8: And she doesn't even want to do that forever, Like
Speaker 8: she wants to get onto even something bigger, which I
Speaker 8: thought was exactly my vibe.
Speaker 2: Right, And you guys are talking about like big future
Speaker 2: stuff like you see yourself, like it's a lot.
Speaker 1: Happening at this coffee shop. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 5: Is that why coffee is more like a business lunch
Speaker 5: kind of thing.
Speaker 4: It's kind of a professional vibe when you're in there
Speaker 4: talking about business strategies and things.
Speaker 7: Where did you spend the whole time in the coffee shop?
Speaker 8: No, we went on a walk. We we I said,
Speaker 8: do you want to go for a walk? She said sure, nice,
Speaker 8: and we took our coffees to go. We ended up
Speaker 8: at my car actually, and we're just We sat in
Speaker 8: the car and talked about life for a while.
Speaker 1: She trusts you.
Speaker 2: I don't know why getting into a dude's cars schedule
Speaker 2: and getting into a Mansa car.
Speaker 1: At least he gave her the coffee first. Yeah, in
Speaker 1: the car and takes her away. Okay, I got her. Yeah.
Speaker 8: Yeah. We didn't go anywhere. We just sat and hung
Speaker 8: out in the car and continued chatting.
Speaker 1: I know. I'm just saying, it's a sign that she
Speaker 1: trusts you. That's all.
Speaker 8: Well, I thought you trusted me. And then I offered
Speaker 8: to drive her to a car and she was like, no,
Speaker 8: I'll just walk. It's pretty close, but I was I
Speaker 8: thought that was like a little cold.
Speaker 1: Oh really good?
Speaker 5: Well you felt the vibe.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think she may have just said that, not even
Speaker 2: thinking that you would want to drive her. You thought
Speaker 2: that that was another moment of connection.
Speaker 4: I mean, we've heard a lot from you, Craig, but
Speaker 4: maybe it was too much talking for Juliet.
Speaker 5: Especially if I'm all excited on board you define it.
Speaker 1: Is a good question. Did you do listening to Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, of course it was. The whole day was so much.
Speaker 8: I felt like we really connected, and I don't know
Speaker 8: why she hasn't taken me up on a second date.
Speaker 4: Maybe it felt to her like there was a lot
Speaker 4: of discussion and not enough like romance.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like, did you once put wib cream onter nose?
Speaker 1: Got No, don't do that. Don't think you did.
Speaker 4: That's okay, Well, then eliminate All right, we've eliminated one
Speaker 4: of the wrong things that could have happened.
Speaker 5: Well, confirmed, I'm never gonna have a girlfriend.
Speaker 4: Let's see if we can call her and figure out
Speaker 4: if there's anything else. When we come back and reach
Speaker 4: out to Juliet to get you your second date.
Speaker 8: Update.
Speaker 7: Right after this okay, thank you, all right, man, hold
Speaker 7: on and.
Speaker 6: Jeffrey in the morning Second Date updates.
Speaker 4: If you're just joining us for part two of the
Speaker 4: Second Date update. We've got Craig on the phone. And
Speaker 4: Craig has an interesting strategy when.
Speaker 7: He goes on dates.
Speaker 4: He likes to talk to them, which personally, I'm more
Speaker 4: of the silent, mysterious type. Let my body do the talking.
Speaker 7: You just sit and stare, or let someone talk to
Speaker 7: my body. I'm not opposed to that.
Speaker 4: That's why I admire Craig because on his date, he
Speaker 4: and Juliet spoke about their ambitious dreams and the giant
Speaker 4: mansion by the lake that they hope to own together someday.
Speaker 1: Well they didn't say together, Well they both yeah.
Speaker 4: And you know what, how cool would it be to
Speaker 4: do a live update update five years from now from
Speaker 4: Craig's private island in the Caribbean.
Speaker 5: Creig, see how investments?
Speaker 8: When? Now?
Speaker 4: I see that for you, Craig, I really do. Let's
Speaker 4: manifest it today.
Speaker 8: This is exactly my plan. You don't have to tell me.
Speaker 5: I need to work on an Italian accent.
Speaker 2: Already Italian beaches.
Speaker 4: It could be like an Italian design a Caribbean Italian beach.
Speaker 1: I mean, all new rich people have Italian designs.
Speaker 4: And fancy Italian cars out in there.
Speaker 7: Having my back on that one, guys, he we got here. Okay,
Speaker 7: well cool.
Speaker 4: Hopefully when all that happens, one of us can live
Speaker 4: with you in your giant mansion because I don't do floors.
Speaker 1: Just by the way, maybe I don't take.
Speaker 5: The bath up.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: But in the meantime, maybe we'll find you your future
Speaker 4: partner here if we can get Juliet on the line
Speaker 4: and get her to answer.
Speaker 7: So I'm dialing it right now. Good luck, good luck
Speaker 7: to you too. Here we go. Hello, Hey, is this Juliet.
Speaker 10: M Yes, Hi, Juliet, May I ask you who was calling?
Speaker 4: Well, my name is jeff from a radio show you
Speaker 4: may or may not be familiar with.
Speaker 7: It's called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 8: Hi.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, I've heard of you guys.
Speaker 2: Okay, you follow us on socials or anything?
Speaker 1: Checking out Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 10: No, I don't follow you, Okay, he could.
Speaker 1: The YouTube is really good.
Speaker 10: Okay, all right, why are you guys calling.
Speaker 9: Me to recruit social media followers?
Speaker 7: One of us needs?
Speaker 1: But actually the stage Mommy the whole show.
Speaker 7: Yeah, the thing is, Julie.
Speaker 4: We're calling because somebody reached out to our show asking
Speaker 4: us if we could try to get a hold of
Speaker 4: you a guy.
Speaker 7: That you went out with recently named Craig.
Speaker 8: Call about me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's excited about you, because.
Speaker 4: What we're doing here is a segment called the second
Speaker 4: Date Update, and uh, we're just trying to help get
Speaker 4: him some answers because you're not responding to him after
Speaker 4: you got hung out the other day.
Speaker 8: That's right, That is right, Okay, Okay.
Speaker 7: So there.
Speaker 4: I guess what we'd like to know is what was
Speaker 4: your perspective of the date, because according to Craig, it
Speaker 4: seemed like a really good time.
Speaker 10: I think I just have some fundamental differences with Craig
Speaker 10: that are just not going to work out in the long.
Speaker 2: Char Dude, that's crazy because that was like the thing
Speaker 2: that he was talking up with you is that he
Speaker 2: thought you guys saw eye to eye on where lives
Speaker 2: were going.
Speaker 10: And I thought so too at the very start. But
Speaker 10: the specifics are a little bit incompatible.
Speaker 4: I'd say, okay, well, could you get specific with the
Speaker 4: specifics and specifically yes?
Speaker 10: So okay, the date went really well at first. I
Speaker 10: was excited to go out with him because he just
Speaker 10: was He's kind of a different sort of guy than
Speaker 10: who I normally go out with, Like I usually I've
Speaker 10: been going out with a kind of shy guys lately,
Speaker 10: and he's more of like a loud or a cocky,
Speaker 10: like entrepreneur type guy.
Speaker 7: Okay.
Speaker 2: At anytime you say entrepreneur, I start to worry a
Speaker 2: range of.
Speaker 7: What that can be.
Speaker 4: She's worried that someone makes more money like, okay, but sorry,
Speaker 4: go ahead, keep going, Juliet. He's ambitious and confident. I
Speaker 4: don't know what you're saying.
Speaker 2: You were liking those things about him, You were excited
Speaker 2: to try that out?
Speaker 10: Yes, So I also bring in quite a bit of money,
Speaker 10: and I'm looking for somebody kind of similar. I'm a
Speaker 10: hard working woman, Okay, So I was excited to go
Speaker 10: out with him.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And I think a lot of people like to date
Speaker 4: like minded, career wise people right around the same income.
Speaker 2: I mean, and you want if you're a driven person,
Speaker 2: you probably want to be around someone who's driven.
Speaker 4: These are all positive things. What we're trying to figure
Speaker 4: out is what turns you off to him, Like why
Speaker 4: wouldn't you call him back?
Speaker 10: So we went on a walk and uh, at the
Speaker 10: end of the walk, asked me to come back to
Speaker 10: his place.
Speaker 7: Oh vibe that much?
Speaker 1: Oh that's interesting.
Speaker 2: He needed to bring that up because I thought you
Speaker 2: guys just went and sat in the car and talked.
Speaker 10: Yeah, we we didn't go anywhere. So he took me
Speaker 10: to his place, and his place was his car.
Speaker 8: That's all he had.
Speaker 7: Wait, he's left.
Speaker 9: In his car.
Speaker 10: Yeah, so he's living in his car to try to
Speaker 10: save money, so extreme.
Speaker 5: So he doesn't have a place to live. He's putting
Speaker 5: it all in investments.
Speaker 10: Yeah, instead of spending his money on rent, he's buying
Speaker 10: banana coin and spank chain and stuff.
Speaker 7: I don't know the banana coins? Is that crypto?
Speaker 1: Is it sixteen year olds?
Speaker 10: But it really is a real thing. I looked it
Speaker 10: up after the date and it does exist.
Speaker 9: I was skeptical too.
Speaker 7: So what part of that was the turnoff to you?
Speaker 10: So he has enough money to afford his own place,
Speaker 10: but he's choosing to live in his car. He is
Speaker 10: actively choosing to do that, which I think it's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Well, you know, I have a friend who lives in
Speaker 3: a minivan and he can come hang out whenever I
Speaker 3: need him to because he can drive.
Speaker 10: Him from But would you date him though, No.
Speaker 1: He's single.
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, it's a good point.
Speaker 5: I will say.
Speaker 4: When we spoke to Craig, he didn't mention that he
Speaker 4: currently resides in his vehicle. He just said, you guys
Speaker 4: hung out there, and I would love to ask him
Speaker 4: about it because he is on the other line right
Speaker 4: now waiting to talk to you.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, good thing they have cell phones because it's
Speaker 2: not a landlight.
Speaker 7: He's calling on, Craig, Are you.
Speaker 8: There, I'm here. I'm listening to all this.
Speaker 7: Yeah. So, uh, why don't you talk to Juliet about
Speaker 7: what you just heard?
Speaker 8: Well, I told you, Juliet, I told you that I
Speaker 8: could get a nice apartment if I wanted to. I'm
Speaker 8: just making a smart financial decision and you could do
Speaker 8: the same thing. I don't know. Also, I didn't tell
Speaker 8: these guys that I lived in my car. Thanks for
Speaker 8: you blew up my spot there.
Speaker 10: Maybe the reason why you didn't tell them because that's weird.
Speaker 10: Can fitness and sleeping in Walmart?
Speaker 1: Parson, my friend is too.
Speaker 5: Everywhere? Yup, yup?
Speaker 7: And is your friend super rich Alexis, I don't know
Speaker 7: about that.
Speaker 1: At least that's a van where you're in a car.
Speaker 9: I'm not just in a car.
Speaker 8: I'm in a tesla. Hello.
Speaker 1: So uncomfortable to sleep camping? Yes, and no privacy.
Speaker 8: It's worth it for the dream of the lake house
Speaker 8: and the helipad, which you were on board with.
Speaker 10: Oh, I'm on board with that, but I'm not on
Speaker 10: Morgan's sleeping in a car where you can't even stretch.
Speaker 8: Out, Juliet, where's your money invested?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 8: I can get your money in the right crypto.
Speaker 10: Morgan Stanley's taking care of my stuff.
Speaker 9: I don't need to keep.
Speaker 1: It to stick up for him a little bit.
Speaker 2: Like every billionaire has some story about how they struggled.
Speaker 1: Oh, they started it in the garage they were living
Speaker 1: with their mom.
Speaker 4: But they didn't have six figures at that time, yet
Speaker 4: they had no choice. I think there's a good chance
Speaker 4: that is going to come back and throw this segment
Speaker 4: in our face and point to us as the people
Speaker 4: that didn't believe in him and propelled him to his
Speaker 4: ultimate success.
Speaker 5: You're going to buy the.
Speaker 2: Radio station, boss, see and remember this moment when I
Speaker 2: stuck up for you.
Speaker 1: Craig the job.
Speaker 9: I will remember.
Speaker 8: None of this. I'm way too focused on investing right now.
Speaker 8: This doesn't even this is in the background for me. Okay,
Speaker 8: and Juliette, I'm just so shocked you wouldn't want to
Speaker 8: hit your wagon to this star.
Speaker 10: And let me know when you get there if you do.
Speaker 10: But I don't really want to be I don't want
Speaker 10: to be slumming it in the meantime.
Speaker 8: God, Oh, I'm the kind of I'm the kind of
Speaker 8: guy where you either get in on the ground floor
Speaker 8: or you get out.
Speaker 10: I mean.
Speaker 2: The good news is, Juliet, you never have to stay
Speaker 2: at his place. He'd always be at yours.
Speaker 9: That's true.
Speaker 4: And more good news is you wouldn't have to pay
Speaker 4: for your guys as next date because we would cover
Speaker 4: that if you would agree to see him one more time.
Speaker 10: I don't think so.
Speaker 8: But I bought you coffee.
Speaker 1: Oh that's not Oh you.
Speaker 10: Know you want me to veno you or something.
Speaker 5: It's like I make more than you do.
Speaker 1: Bro, just pay him in banana coin or.
Speaker 4: Whatever the hell that was called.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you know what. On the way to the lake
Speaker 8: House stream every dime count. So I would like you
Speaker 8: to vend mo me for that coffee, please.
Speaker 5: Seven dollars.
Speaker 1: You could get up to Tenny's.
Speaker 4: I didn't know after Banana point stock takes off. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you're going to get up to like ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: No problem.
Speaker 10: I can afford that, and I can afford my rent.
Speaker 8: So I'll ven you, Craig. You won't be able to
Speaker 8: afford your rent for long, not in this economy.
Speaker 4: Okay, guys, Okay, So there really wasn't much of a
Speaker 4: romantic transaction here.
Speaker 5: It was very business.
Speaker 8: But Juliet, no hard feelings. If you still want to invest,
Speaker 8: just let me know.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's starting to diversify, right, Yeah, Like I'm starting
Speaker 2: to feel like more of a debt collector than anything
Speaker 2: else in this segment.
Speaker 6: Recking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4: I'm a little embarrassed about this, but I vowed to
Speaker 4: be one hundred percent honest with my co hosts, and
Speaker 4: I will tell you after that call ended, I did
Speaker 4: venmo twenty bucks to Craig to put into spank chain
Speaker 4: for me. Just it sounds like my kind of thing,
Speaker 4: spanks chains, and it's not to like it sounds cool
Speaker 4: on you buy now because you're like you have four million.
Speaker 7: Coins and you're like, wow, oh.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's I you be worth a thousands of percent.
Speaker 1: I was greg that was so annoying to me.
Speaker 2: I dated a guy who lived in his car and
Speaker 2: his mom was like a lawyer and his dad was
Speaker 2: a judge.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you don't need.
Speaker 6: To live in your car.
Speaker 1: You stop pretending like you're poor. I hate that.
Speaker 5: This is just you an adult time out.
Speaker 1: Yes, God, it annoys me.
Speaker 4: The only thing that we are willing to invest fully
Speaker 4: in though, is our listeners. Yeah, mail the show so
Speaker 4: we can invest our energy into helping out your love life,
Speaker 4: or at least we'll try and go check out all
Speaker 4: of our second date updates on Apple, iHeart, Spotify or
Speaker 4: spank of whatever it is wherever you get your.
Speaker 6: Podcasts broken Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: When you go out drinking, there's three basic phases that
Speaker 4: you can hit. There's the I'm just gonna have one
Speaker 4: to loosen up phase.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it doesn't usually last very long.
Speaker 4: A little later you reach the everyone's my best friend
Speaker 4: and we all have.
Speaker 7: To dance to.
Speaker 4: All And then there's the final phase, where shame and
Speaker 4: bad decisions thrive and memories and self respect go to
Speaker 4: die yes, and one of our listeners got deep into
Speaker 4: phase three the other night during his first date. So
Speaker 4: now he needs our help to figure out what exactly
Speaker 4: happened because when he woke up the next day, he
Speaker 4: was not in his bed, not in his date's bed,
Speaker 4: to wasn't in a bed.
Speaker 7: At all, where we have no clue. You're gonna hear
Speaker 7: what happened in your second date.
Speaker 6: Update next Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning second date updates.
Speaker 4: I try to think back about the time in people's
Speaker 4: lives when they partied the most, and I'd say, if
Speaker 4: you went to college, it was probably there.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you should see what happened to my GPA
Speaker 2: when I moved into a sorority house.
Speaker 7: It's not perfect gradesird.
Speaker 8: I mean.
Speaker 4: The thing is, even if you didn't go to college,
Speaker 4: it probably happened at the college frat party that you crashed.
Speaker 4: Also true, that was where you went the hardest. And
Speaker 4: I know our listener today, David, he didn't go to
Speaker 4: a college party, but he says he sure raged like
Speaker 4: he was at one during his first date.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, David, you.
Speaker 7: Sound like my type of guy.
Speaker 4: Bro I mean, like ten years ago you would be
Speaker 4: I don't want anything to do with you now, but we're.
Speaker 7: Welcome to the show man.
Speaker 9: Hey, how are you okay?
Speaker 2: Are you saying this with pride or with shame?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 9: Lots of shame, I'll say.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's where I needed to know where we're starting at.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but that's okay.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean I'm owning it.
Speaker 9: But I could have made a whole ful amount of myself.
Speaker 9: I have no idea.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, well what do you remember? Do you remember
Speaker 4: this girl's name?
Speaker 9: Yeah, so I do, because she was super attractive to me.
Speaker 9: We matched on a dating app, me and Melissa and Melissa.
Speaker 9: One of her pictures she had like an oversized band
Speaker 9: tee and you know, like a bunch of piercings all
Speaker 9: the way down her ear. Okay, yeah, so I mean
Speaker 9: she seemed really cool right up my alley, Like she
Speaker 9: knows how to party.
Speaker 8: That's what it seemed like.
Speaker 2: Okay, So you're going into it thinking like this girl
Speaker 2: can party, let's go?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, for sure. I didn't think she was any
Speaker 9: kind of prude. Like I thought that we could you
Speaker 9: know the wall, like.
Speaker 5: Let lose and and can.
Speaker 9: We say right exactly?
Speaker 7: Well, it's too late it's already been six interesting. Okay,
Speaker 7: all right, this girl looks like she knows how to
Speaker 7: have a good time. So what do you do for
Speaker 7: your date?
Speaker 9: We're going to meet up at a bar, was the
Speaker 9: plan I got there.
Speaker 4: You know, I'm sure party girl wants to meet up
Speaker 4: at a place.
Speaker 8: You knew where this was going.
Speaker 5: You know, I wasn't thinking it was going to be
Speaker 5: a museum.
Speaker 2: Did you set up the date when you were talking
Speaker 2: to her, like, all right, let's go party, or were
Speaker 2: you like, let's go about a toptail at happy hour?
Speaker 9: Well it wasn't happy hour a little later than that,
Speaker 9: but I just said, let's meet up for some drinks.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 9: It started off me getting there a little bit early,
Speaker 9: and I was nervous because she seemed really cool, and
Speaker 9: I wanted to seem cool, so I was getting loosened up.
Speaker 9: You know, I feel like I'm a little funnier, a
Speaker 9: little a little more loose when I've had a couple drinks.
Speaker 2: I make so you're already ahead of her when she
Speaker 2: shows up. What is it like when she gets there?
Speaker 9: It was great. We were laughing, having a great time.
Speaker 9: It seemed like we were really connecting. She seemed super
Speaker 9: duper cool. Yeah, well.
Speaker 5: Maybe not good.
Speaker 7: What happened.
Speaker 9: I continued to drink pretty fast and heavily, and uh,
Speaker 9: we didn't need It was around dinner time and we
Speaker 9: really didn't need dinner.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 9: Also, I don't remember having a single glass of water
Speaker 9: as well.
Speaker 1: No, you got sloppy.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm with you, dude, waters for the week, ye.
Speaker 1: A cute.
Speaker 9: Look, if I want water, I have a michel of ultra.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 1: Okay, where was Melissa in her drinking?
Speaker 8: I'm not sure honestly it.
Speaker 5: Was that bad.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I kind of I kind of browned out. I'll
Speaker 9: say I had like memories here and there, you know,
Speaker 9: but I remember having fun, like we were playing like
Speaker 9: shuffle board, like bar shuffle board. We had a lot
Speaker 9: of fun. But I wasn't really counting her drinks, which
Speaker 9: maybe I should have tried to like stick with where
Speaker 9: she was.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 9: One of the last things that I remember is eving
Speaker 9: in an uber.
Speaker 1: With her or without her.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I am not one hundred percent sure.
Speaker 1: She could have been in the car.
Speaker 5: I can't believe that Uber even.
Speaker 11: Let you in.
Speaker 9: I'm pretty good at pulling off being blackout, Like my
Speaker 9: friends will always say, like what you really and it's
Speaker 9: a shock.
Speaker 5: It sounds like you have a.
Speaker 4: High tolerance and this is still so you made it home.
Speaker 9: And so I woke up in a random, gigantic house
Speaker 9: that I had never seen before. Yeah, I was by myself,
Speaker 9: didn't recognize anything.
Speaker 1: Like, wait, like a suburb house, Like what type of house?
Speaker 10: Like furniture and stuff?
Speaker 1: Are empty?
Speaker 9: Like it was. There was furniture and stuff like obviously
Speaker 9: somebody lived there, but it was really really clean and
Speaker 9: whoever lived there is probably pretty well off because it
Speaker 9: was well maintained and the furniture was really nice.
Speaker 7: House.
Speaker 8: Was it hurt?
Speaker 9: These are the questions that I wanted. I want to
Speaker 9: know the answers to these, like that's why I need
Speaker 9: to get in touch with her.
Speaker 2: Do you have any like photos on your photo gall
Speaker 2: anything that could give you any clues?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 9: None, I literally so I freaked out. I didn't know
Speaker 9: where I was, so I started gathering all my stuff
Speaker 9: as much of it as I could. I think I
Speaker 9: left my vape there, but when I was running out
Speaker 9: the door, there was an older woman that was definitely
Speaker 9: not Melissa yelling at me, and I don't really know
Speaker 9: what she said. So I literally just like busted out
Speaker 9: of the door as fast as I could and ran
Speaker 9: down the street.
Speaker 8: And like, I've.
Speaker 9: Texted Melissa a couple of times to kind of like,
Speaker 9: I mean, yeah, I'd love to see her again. I'd
Speaker 9: love to take her out on another date.
Speaker 6: If she'll have me.
Speaker 9: But really I just want her to connect the dots.
Speaker 7: Yeah, oh no, and.
Speaker 9: She still has not responded.
Speaker 7: I want to know these answers too. Yeah, chill out
Speaker 7: and hit your vape.
Speaker 4: But obviously you can't do that.
Speaker 9: I'm like, I'm crazy anxious because I have no idea
Speaker 9: if I've made a fool of myself, Like, I don't
Speaker 9: know what.
Speaker 5: I can guarantee you made a fool.
Speaker 1: I don't think that there's any question about that. It's
Speaker 1: just how you did it.
Speaker 7: I mean, this is like a regular Tuesday night for Alexis.
Speaker 3: Thursdays actually excuse me, Meaning to.
Speaker 7: Be fair, We're going to try and get to the
Speaker 7: bottom of it.
Speaker 4: We're gonna call Melissa and try and get you your
Speaker 4: second date update right after this.
Speaker 6: Thank you, all right, hold on brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6: Second date update.
Speaker 4: If you're just joining us for the second date, we're
Speaker 4: talking to probably the biggest partier we've ever had on the.
Speaker 7: Show since Rufer. If you've never heard.
Speaker 4: Of Rufer, he's the type of guy who likes to
Speaker 4: pregame a funeral. But David, who's on the phone today,
Speaker 4: might actually have him beat.
Speaker 2: Not we'll come up with one for him.
Speaker 4: But he did admit that he partied a little bit
Speaker 4: too hard the night of his date with Melissa. Doesn't
Speaker 4: remember everything. The weirdest part, though, was waking up the
Speaker 4: next day in some random nice house in the suburbs
Speaker 4: where some old lady was trying to like talk to
Speaker 4: him or yell at him before he ran out, ran
Speaker 4: out and got out of there.
Speaker 2: He has a whose house it was. He doesn't know
Speaker 2: how he got there. He doesn't even know if his
Speaker 2: date was in the uber for goodness sakes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and the worst part is he's been trying to
Speaker 4: figure out what's going on and Melissa won't respond to
Speaker 4: any of his texts, which is why he's turned to
Speaker 4: us for help.
Speaker 8: Here.
Speaker 9: So I realized I'm talking to you earlier. I did
Speaker 9: make a mistake. I just realized that Melissa texted me
Speaker 9: late last night. What my heart absolutely dropped out of
Speaker 9: my shoes. Because she just texted me you need to
Speaker 9: pay for what you did.
Speaker 4: Oh No, was there like a sex the emoji after it? Maybe?
Speaker 7: Or was it like an angry one?
Speaker 9: There was, there was a period at the end.
Speaker 11: It's gonna be a fuke in the uber situation that
Speaker 11: Alea speaks from experience on that he would have known
Speaker 11: that his clothes the next morning.
Speaker 9: No, my clothes did not smell great.
Speaker 8: So anything possible.
Speaker 2: I'm just going to say, get your credit card ready
Speaker 2: for the end of this.
Speaker 4: I mean, are you are you interested in going out
Speaker 4: with Melissa really?
Speaker 7: Or do we just want the answer?
Speaker 8: I would love to go out with her again.
Speaker 9: I mean, I think that's why I got so drunk
Speaker 9: because I was so nervous.
Speaker 2: Did you the last thing Melissa texting?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll try and nudge her in that direction. For now,
Speaker 4: it's just going to be trying to fill in the
Speaker 4: blanks for you.
Speaker 7: We're gonna call it here we go.
Speaker 8: Hello, Hey, we're.
Speaker 7: Looking for Melissa. Sounds like you're in a good mood today.
Speaker 8: That that's nice.
Speaker 7: Yeah, we're a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 7: the Morning.
Speaker 8: Oh, I know that show you resting?
Speaker 5: We made it.
Speaker 9: That's weird.
Speaker 8: Hey, what's up, guys, what's up?
Speaker 7: We're we're doing this. We had phone tap on you
Speaker 7: right now, its what we've done.
Speaker 4: No, we're doing a second date update because apparently, rumor
Speaker 4: has it you went out with a guy the other
Speaker 4: night named David.
Speaker 11: Oh god, oh yeah, you have to dish because I
Speaker 11: just know that there is a big story behind whatever
Speaker 11: went down on your date night.
Speaker 4: Background for you is that we've heard some bits and
Speaker 4: pieces of the night, at least the parts that David remembers,
Speaker 4: but we're hoping to.
Speaker 3: Get some more that he remembers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's a little hazy for him. But we
Speaker 4: heard that you did text him. I think last night
Speaker 4: he said saying that he needed to pay for everything for.
Speaker 2: What he did, for what he did, but but that
Speaker 2: was so vague. He actually has no idea what you're
Speaker 2: even referring to.
Speaker 7: He was on team blackout. But he remembers having a
Speaker 7: good time with you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think that he does remember having a
Speaker 3: good time with me because so basically, like we had
Speaker 3: drinks and then.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so let me tell you what he told us
Speaker 4: is that Okay, he did drink a little bit more
Speaker 4: than he wanted to, because again, he was having such
Speaker 4: a nice time and he was nervous and.
Speaker 7: Thanks, you're amazing.
Speaker 4: But the last thing that he remembers is being in
Speaker 4: an uber too, he doesn't know where, and then waking
Speaker 4: up in some random house.
Speaker 7: Can you help us figure out where he went? Or
Speaker 7: even if you know, I don't know if you know
Speaker 7: anything the uber?
Speaker 3: I was in the uber? Yeah, he didn't even know
Speaker 3: what the Are you serious?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: She was, Oh my gosh, just tell us the story
Speaker 5: if he can't.
Speaker 1: Was he amazed?
Speaker 3: Fine, okay, so he seems like he was drinking too much,
Speaker 3: and I was like, okay, I think it's really time
Speaker 3: to go. But he could not even tell me his address.
Speaker 3: He'd be like, yeah, let's go, let's know already.
Speaker 7: Oh no, is that a line that you've used before? Jose,
Speaker 7: Like I don't know where I live? You better take
Speaker 7: me back to your.
Speaker 5: Where you live?
Speaker 1: So now you're just babysitting this guy and you can't
Speaker 1: even get in the home.
Speaker 7: So whose house was it?
Speaker 8: Was?
Speaker 9: That?
Speaker 7: Your house?
Speaker 3: I wasn't going to bring him back to my apartment
Speaker 3: with this like dude on a first date. He's obviously
Speaker 3: like way too drunk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, smart move.
Speaker 3: So my parents kind of lived near the bar. Oh gosh, yeah,
Speaker 3: it was like it was like one am. I called
Speaker 3: my parents, who were, needless to say, not happy, And
Speaker 3: my mom has like these figurines and he walked in
Speaker 3: and like my mom went to grab some water and
Speaker 3: he like started playing with the figurines and like he
Speaker 3: broke two of them.
Speaker 5: Oh, oh my god.
Speaker 3: And he was gonna be like sick. So he like
Speaker 3: asked where the bathroom was, and I like brought him
Speaker 3: to the bathroom and then he like slipped on a
Speaker 3: vase and like broke that too.
Speaker 5: He was one of those stumbling Yeah.
Speaker 3: My mom is like I do not want this person
Speaker 3: ever in my house to.
Speaker 4: Get So, going back to your text that you sent
Speaker 4: him where you said he needs to pay for everything
Speaker 4: that he did, I'm assuming that you're referring to all
Speaker 4: the things he broke in your mom's house.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you broke all this stuff, and like I didn't
Speaker 3: know he had no idea it was my parents' house.
Speaker 3: I thought he knew that. The whole time.
Speaker 4: He's learning a lot of stuff the more that you're talking,
Speaker 4: because he's actually listening. Listen to this whole thing right now? Yeah,
Speaker 4: remember how the second dance work. They're listening on the
Speaker 4: other line.
Speaker 9: Oh, I didn't know.
Speaker 3: It was like always automatically live.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, David wants to talk to you.
Speaker 9: So let me start my three part apology by first.
Speaker 2: Saying, are you so shocked that it was her parents house?
Speaker 9: I'm so shocked that she was with me the whole
Speaker 9: time it because I was really in I'm really into you, Melissa.
Speaker 9: I think that you're very tracked. I thought we had
Speaker 9: a great time.
Speaker 7: You're already trying it sounds like you're already trying to
Speaker 7: save it.
Speaker 9: I would like to. I mean, this is the first
Speaker 9: time that I've woken up in a date's parents.
Speaker 1: Housember, Melissa, Melissa.
Speaker 3: I'll send you an itemize the list of all the
Speaker 3: things that were broken, and maybe then we can take
Speaker 3: it from there.
Speaker 7: That sounds like an invitation.
Speaker 9: Can I can come over and apologize to your mom,
Speaker 9: like I appreciate her thing?
Speaker 3: She did not come over?
Speaker 7: Well, your mom doesn't want to hear from David.
Speaker 3: Nope.
Speaker 9: I'd go over and give her some flowers, but I don't.
Speaker 9: I don't even remember what part of the city she
Speaker 9: lives in.
Speaker 7: It's a sweet.
Speaker 11: Gesture around with flowers around this area.
Speaker 7: No, not this house, no the next house.
Speaker 2: I'd really check in on how much money you will first, David,
Speaker 2: to see if you have any funds left overs.
Speaker 4: Okay, we're dealing with a lot of like debt collecting
Speaker 4: and finance stuff. Let's get back to like the love
Speaker 4: aspect of this, which I'm sure still must exist somewhere. Melissa,
Speaker 4: is there a chance that you could look past the
Speaker 4: mistakes that.
Speaker 7: He made on your first date? He was wasted.
Speaker 3: It's just basically like, if you pay my mom back,
Speaker 3: then you have integrity and you're a cool person enough
Speaker 3: for doing that. But then I would consider getting to
Speaker 3: know you more.
Speaker 9: But it's not an incredible story to tell our kids.
Speaker 1: Well, let's not.
Speaker 7: Get before you go down that path.
Speaker 4: We would like to offer to send you out on
Speaker 4: a second date that we will pay for.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna I'm gonna need that after my debt.
Speaker 7: Yeah, continuing on you paying the mom back first. So yeah,
Speaker 7: it's up to Melissa.
Speaker 3: I would go out with you if you make it
Speaker 3: right with my mom.
Speaker 2: Okay, so maybe you guys could exchange venmos make it
Speaker 2: real hot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll text you my venmo after this call.
Speaker 4: All right, so it sounds like true love is blossoming
Speaker 4: before our very eyes.
Speaker 5: I don't know about that.
Speaker 9: So just out of curiosity, how much we think in here,
Speaker 9: how much do you think that that's going to be?
Speaker 3: I don't know, like, I don't know, two or three
Speaker 3: grand probably.
Speaker 4: Figure that's an expensive second date that you that's going
Speaker 4: to be paying for here, we're.
Speaker 9: Gonna have to take it out of our wedding.
Speaker 3: That's the spirit.
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: We have the potential here for an epic update update.
Speaker 4: If they really do go out and see each other again,
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: I think she's just being nice and who care and
Speaker 5: then never talks.
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: If a dude is willing to pay two to three
Speaker 2: grand to see me again, I will date him.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 11: Because you're Because that's amazing that you're willing to do that.
Speaker 2: Like most guys in his position right now would have
Speaker 2: just hung up the phone when they heard that amount
Speaker 2: of money and never wanted to have contact with her again.
Speaker 4: Yeah, text in seventy eight five nine too, if you
Speaker 4: want producer boy to pursue this in three months to
Speaker 4: try and find out what happened.
Speaker 7: Did he pay her back? Did they see each other again?
Speaker 1: Any answer I'm in Will he remember any of it?
Speaker 9: Yea?
Speaker 5: What if he doesn't disable the second date?
Speaker 8: Wait?
Speaker 1: God, then we do need to have an intervention.
Speaker 4: I am proud of everybody here though, in the room,
Speaker 4: for being able to get a second date from that.
Speaker 4: Like I thought for sure there was no chance.
Speaker 2: I don't think it was us. I think that was him.
Speaker 2: I think he handled it so well.
Speaker 4: And credit to her for tricking him into paying her
Speaker 4: mom back.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm saying trick.
Speaker 7: You're pressed by everybody today.
Speaker 1: Right there we go?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, thanks for sticking through and listening to the
Speaker 4: whole thing. Give yourself a pat on the back, and
Speaker 4: you can always email the show.
Speaker 7: We'll call that person. Wasn't calling you.