WEBVTT - My Haunted House Expert - Chris Stafford

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<v Speaker 1>If I was in a hunted house and all of

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<v Speaker 1>a sudden, like I go into one around a corner

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm walking in like three inches of muddy water.

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<v Speaker 1>Yea infuriate me.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like some haunted houses incorporate water effects. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not a big fan of those. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to get wet. Yeah, I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to feel moisture in a dark room.

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<v Speaker 3>Pasha Tosh shot, Hello and welcome to Tosh Show.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm your host, Dan Tosh.

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<v Speaker 2>Wh Eddie.

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<v Speaker 4>How's it going, Tosh Man?

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<v Speaker 1>Man, it's long and plump and ready to pump.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, yeah, huh did you.

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<v Speaker 1>Ever say that one? Back in high school?

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<v Speaker 5>Never said that. That one must have slipped through the

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<v Speaker 5>vernacular in my school.

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<v Speaker 1>I used to say that. I used to say it

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<v Speaker 1>every day. My teacher, Big, how you doing. I'm long

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<v Speaker 1>and plump and ready to pump? And she was like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's my.

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<v Speaker 4>Boy to adults.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, good times at Astronaut High School. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>a good mood because I've almost fulfilled all the horrible

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<v Speaker 1>parent obligations for Halloween.

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<v Speaker 2>Just one more.

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<v Speaker 1>I just have one more to do, and that is

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<v Speaker 1>trick or treating, which I always thought was the only

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<v Speaker 1>thing we had to do.

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I had a family, and my wife say, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we got to go to Underwood Farms.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, what is that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a place about an hour away, pumpkin patch. They

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<v Speaker 1>got some rides. If you call them rides a slide.

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<v Speaker 1>You feed a couple of animals, you give them way

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<v Speaker 1>too much money for gords. You sweat the temperature of

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<v Speaker 1>my house. Nice seventy degrees get there ninety two lovely.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of that, we were up in Tahoe the week

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<v Speaker 1>before and my wife was like, Oh, let's go on

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<v Speaker 1>over to this place called Apple Hill. They've got tons

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<v Speaker 1>of fall festival things going on. You get apple pies,

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<v Speaker 1>there's an orchard you walk around. First of all, I go, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>how far away is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Two hours and ten minutes what basically went to Sacramento.

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<v Speaker 6>Fucking horrible.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't live in Tahoe and vacation in Sacramento. That's absurd.

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<v Speaker 1>But we did it. We drove there and sure enough

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<v Speaker 1>it was boiling ninety eight degrees out. Oh, this is

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<v Speaker 1>this is superfall. I bought a turnover, had a turnover

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<v Speaker 1>into apple cinnamon donuts. That was all right, and then

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<v Speaker 1>we just like hopped around from bad Orchard to bad orchard.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a bunch of old obese No. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>shouldn't care about the size, but they there was just

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of old obese people. Then me and my

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<v Speaker 1>young family just is, yeah, we're here too, made no sense. Bees,

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<v Speaker 1>yellow jackets everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, this is awful. Oh, let's get back in the.

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<v Speaker 1>Car that two hour drive back to the beautiful place

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<v Speaker 1>we live. So you're four and a half hours in

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<v Speaker 1>the car that day, so go get a turnover.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't get it. What's the next thing I did?

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<v Speaker 1>Nights of the jack that's up in Calabasas. Yeah, that

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<v Speaker 1>I don't mind. It's at night, and you get a

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<v Speaker 1>there's a bunch of food trucks, and then you walk

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<v Speaker 1>a mile and a half loop in this park and

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<v Speaker 1>they've set up all kinds of Halloween lights. Kids seem

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<v Speaker 1>to enjoy it. I don't mind it because I get

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<v Speaker 1>to eat. As long as i'm eating, I'm happy.

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<v Speaker 4>That's the key.

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<v Speaker 1>You You like Halloween, don't you, Hattie.

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<v Speaker 4>I do like Halloween.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because you sold your sould of the devil.

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<v Speaker 4>I sold my soul of the devil.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you dress up?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't dress up. I do like a you know,

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<v Speaker 4>decorate the house.

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<v Speaker 2>You decorate the house.

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<v Speaker 4>But you hand candy out, hand out candy?

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<v Speaker 5>Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you proud of the candy you give? Or do

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<v Speaker 1>you not care?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 5>I do five nice bags at Costco, good sized candy bars.

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<v Speaker 4>We have a ton of people come through.

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<v Speaker 1>My manager, Christy Smith, just loves to brag that I

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<v Speaker 1>give out whole bars. Last year I gave out three

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and seventy four. Who cares. I turned the lights

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<v Speaker 1>off at our house and we go to another neighborhood

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<v Speaker 1>where it's more congested, and you knock it out. You

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<v Speaker 1>do one street, you hit three hundred homes. I've never

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<v Speaker 1>once been home to hand out candy.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't understand this side of this lightop.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't get it. No, I don't get it, and

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care anyway. My son's good for about forty

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<v Speaker 1>five minutes, maybe an hour of actual trick or treating.

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<v Speaker 1>And we started at five o'clock and by six we're done.

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<v Speaker 1>Now he likes to be scared, but you know, five

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<v Speaker 1>year old scared Where I hide in the house and

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<v Speaker 1>he comes on around a corner scream and he almost

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<v Speaker 1>falls over. I don't think he's ready for like a

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<v Speaker 1>severed head to be thrown at him.

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<v Speaker 2>Like today's guest.

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<v Speaker 1>This guy, This guy is cashed in on America's love

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<v Speaker 1>affair of being terrified.

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<v Speaker 2>Enjoy catcha.

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<v Speaker 1>My guest today has made his living lurking in the shadows,

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<v Speaker 1>speaking in whispers, and blurring the line between nightmares and

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<v Speaker 1>reality with several insanely successful haunted houses nationwide. May God

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<v Speaker 1>have mercy on his soul, please welcome the architect of fear, Chris. Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for being here.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, thanks for having me appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 1>Where are you from?

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<v Speaker 6>Originally originally from upstate New York? Rochester?

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<v Speaker 2>Rochester?

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<v Speaker 1>You know Rochester gets a bad rap sometimes.

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<v Speaker 6>I think it does. Yeah, I agree.

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<v Speaker 1>You give me a choice of where to live, Rochester

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<v Speaker 1>or Buffalo. I'm taking Rochester every time.

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<v Speaker 6>I agree, hands down.

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<v Speaker 2>I think lately it's gotten some press for great places

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<v Speaker 2>to live or something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's nice to hear. Yeah, I just want the people

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<v Speaker 1>of Buffalo to know that their place is horrible.

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>So now you live you live in Denver.

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<v Speaker 6>I live in Denver.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, my wife thinks I live here a part time,

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<v Speaker 2>but I live in Denver.

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<v Speaker 1>You do a lot of work in laws.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, we have four events here in La now, so

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<v Speaker 6>I'm out here a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Talk to me about Sean Payton. Were you happy with

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<v Speaker 1>that decision?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes? I was happy with that, and then you knew.

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<v Speaker 1>That the writing was on the wall for Old Russ.

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<v Speaker 6>It sure looked like that right away.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you blame John Elway?

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<v Speaker 6>I think John Elway just came out and blamed himself.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, John Elway, maybe he's just trying to cement his

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<v Speaker 1>own legacy by never letting someone better than him become

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<v Speaker 1>a quarterback in Denver.

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<v Speaker 6>That would be a conspiracy, but I could get behind him.

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<v Speaker 1>Does he still have all those dealerships everywhere he does?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yep, so there's still one down in South Bay.

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<v Speaker 4>Eddy, I think I bought a Toyota from a while back.

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<v Speaker 1>You bought a Toyota from John Elwack.

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<v Speaker 2>Good on you.

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<v Speaker 1>How many haunted houses are we looking at now?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>We have eighteen and twelve different markets.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you the biggest company that does this? As far

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<v Speaker 2>as I'm aware, we are the largest Halloween live event

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<v Speaker 2>company in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>And you had a hunted house called thirteenth floor. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it started in Denver. Originally what floor was it on?

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<v Speaker 2>On ground level? But so the backstory is the thirteenth

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<v Speaker 2>floor is hidden underground so that they can they can

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<v Speaker 2>hide it because it's absence in so many buildings.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you ever hear Mitch Hedberg's joke about the thirteenth floor?

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<v Speaker 6>No, huh, he had a joke.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you if you kill yourself on the fourteenth floor,

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to die sooner.

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<v Speaker 6>You're losing me on this one.

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<v Speaker 1>Because they don't they don't have that. It's actually the

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<v Speaker 1>third The fourteenth floor is always the thing, gotcha? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, I probably didn't do the joke.

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<v Speaker 2>Did I do the joke? Right?

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<v Speaker 4>I gotta look it up.

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<v Speaker 1>It said something like it doesn't matter who cares. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be honest with you, my favorite holiday is Christmas

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<v Speaker 1>and my second favorite holiday is Christmas Eve. To me,

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<v Speaker 1>the best thing about Halloween is getting ready for Christmas.

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<v Speaker 1>Now it's acceptable to start selling.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, now it's it's Christmas is in the stories before

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<v Speaker 2>Halloween even kicks off.

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<v Speaker 6>It's pretty crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you one of these people that Halloween was always

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<v Speaker 1>your favorite holiday or.

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<v Speaker 2>No, probably, Yeah, I mean Christmas is pretty close, but

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<v Speaker 2>Halloween I think was you know, it was it was

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<v Speaker 2>fun being involved in haunted houses. It's a very unique

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<v Speaker 2>way to celebrate the season. And you know, I like

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<v Speaker 2>the Fall a lot, so it just kind of tied together.

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<v Speaker 1>I do like the fall. You say fall over autumn?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah I do.

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<v Speaker 2>I do too.

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<v Speaker 1>Now is it just October or your year round?

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<v Speaker 6>Now it's year round.

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<v Speaker 2>We're already working on next season right now when this

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<v Speaker 2>season just just kicked off?

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<v Speaker 6>Really?

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<v Speaker 1>So favorite a horror movie? Do you have any that

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<v Speaker 1>you liked?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I grew up with the classic Slashers. I

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<v Speaker 2>grew up in the eighties, so you know, Freddie, Jason Michael,

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<v Speaker 2>those are kind of my go tos.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Nightmare on Elmstred As a kid, that scared me?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah I did.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, you play to the one thing that that's the

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<v Speaker 1>worst for a kid, like you can't fall asleep. If

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<v Speaker 1>you fall asleep, you're gonna die. Did you like to

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<v Speaker 1>be scared as a child?

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<v Speaker 2>Not really actually, And wasn't really a big horror fan.

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<v Speaker 2>But when I was a teenager, I was fifteen years

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<v Speaker 2>old and a friend of mine called me up and said, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>do you want to go scare some people tonight? And

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<v Speaker 2>I said, well, are we going to get in trouble

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<v Speaker 2>or arrested or what's Just like? His family owned a

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<v Speaker 2>local haunted house and that's where I got started. Went

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<v Speaker 2>out there, started scaring people, got bit by the haunted

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<v Speaker 2>house bug, and have been involved in one way or

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<v Speaker 2>another for my entire life. We started our first professional

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<v Speaker 2>haunted house in two thousand and two. Okay, but from

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<v Speaker 2>ninety eight until two thousand and ten, I had a

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<v Speaker 2>career in banking.

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<v Speaker 1>And how how did your wife handle you saying listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I really want to knock it off with the banking

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<v Speaker 1>and just go full time haunted here.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I went to her in two thousand and six and

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<v Speaker 2>I said, hey, I think I can scale this haunted

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<v Speaker 2>house business.

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<v Speaker 6>She said, let me get this straight.

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<v Speaker 2>You have a great job, you have an awesome work

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<v Speaker 2>life balance, they pay you well, you like what you do.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, I'm not saying no, but I think you

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<v Speaker 2>should really think about this. But then in two thousand

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<v Speaker 2>and eight, when the financial crisis hit, yep, my job

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<v Speaker 2>became super on fun overnight. We were doing land development

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<v Speaker 2>and construction lending. Which overnight was kind of a mess.

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<v Speaker 2>So she said, hey, it's time for you to go

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<v Speaker 2>do what you want to do and some fun.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, they say happy husband, and they don't say

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<v Speaker 1>anything because they don't care if the husbands are happy.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no saying for happy husband. Just go to work.

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<v Speaker 1>Were you terrified going into this like diving in.

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<v Speaker 6>A little bit, you know? And it's funny.

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<v Speaker 2>I hadn't thought about that in a while, but in

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<v Speaker 2>two thousand and eight, I remember when I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, this is this is what we're going to do.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, man, I hope this works out.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it more passion or or is it profit? At

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<v Speaker 1>this point, like you know, cash cow.

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<v Speaker 6>It's equal.

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<v Speaker 2>I know that sounds like a PC response, but like

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<v Speaker 2>you got to have both sides of it. You got

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<v Speaker 2>to have passion for the product, but you also have

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<v Speaker 2>to have, you know, a business acumen. You got to

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<v Speaker 2>market it, you got to finance it, you got to

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<v Speaker 2>you know, do all those other things. And I think

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<v Speaker 2>the successful attractions blend both of those together.

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<v Speaker 1>They say fear is an aphrodisiac. Is this whole enterprise

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<v Speaker 1>rooted around kink? No? No, not at all. What's the

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<v Speaker 1>best state for enthusiasm for the all the Hunted House.

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<v Speaker 6>Honestly, uh, California.

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<v Speaker 2>LA has an incredible fandom over haunted events like nothing

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<v Speaker 2>I receive in any other market because they're godless.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know, I think.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I mean, that's that's impressive. I mean, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>there's a sheer numbers thing though there is, Yeah, there's that,

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<v Speaker 1>but but I think it's it's it's a little more

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<v Speaker 1>than that out here.

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<v Speaker 2>I think maybe, you know, having the theme parks out

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<v Speaker 2>here kind of facilitated that, and now I think they're

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<v Speaker 2>seeking out alternative events to the theme parks as well.

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<v Speaker 6>And how's that hay ride doing. Hay Ride's awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>Hay Ride's like great to be in LA, but get

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<v Speaker 2>transported to like you know, it feels like the East

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<v Speaker 2>Coast vibe or a Midwest vibe during Halloween.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you rent out your own hay ride a private ride?

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<v Speaker 6>You can rent a private hay ride trailer.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh yep, and just go solo.

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<v Speaker 6>You can go solo if you want. Most most people.

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<v Speaker 1>Sit there where about you.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I think you'd trip out the actors if

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<v Speaker 2>you did that. It was just you by yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you eat while you're on the hay ride?

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<v Speaker 6>Not on the hay ride?

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<v Speaker 2>It's a shame.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I like that, a burger on the hay right.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean I don't know. I just I always

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<v Speaker 1>like to be eating. Now, what's pulling these hay rides?

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<v Speaker 6>Tractors? Like actual farm tractors?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you own them?

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<v Speaker 6>We do?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? How many do you owt We own eleven of them?

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<v Speaker 2>I believe what brand are we looking at?

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<v Speaker 1>Are they Deer? Are they John Deeers?

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<v Speaker 2>They're not, They're red, They're okay, I don't know what

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<v Speaker 2>the brand.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in the market for one that doesn't run anymore.

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<v Speaker 6>What are you gonna do with it?

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<v Speaker 2>What in my yard?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Like as a pretty Yeah, your neighbors love it. What

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<v Speaker 1>do I care about that? I just want to I

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<v Speaker 1>just want an old tractor.

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<v Speaker 2>But I think old John Deer's are pretty pretty bad ass.

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<v Speaker 1>The problem is they don't they don't bring people. They

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<v Speaker 1>keep restoring them. They're like nineteen forties and they're still running.

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<v Speaker 6>There's a lot of people that collect them.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, Yeah, I don't want to spend a lot. I

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<v Speaker 1>just want an old junkie tractor to put in the yard.

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<v Speaker 1>Seems like something fun to climb on and get, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>get a big old rust cut. What about the boat?

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<v Speaker 1>What's the ship thing?

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<v Speaker 2>Dark harbor? Yeah, yeah, I mean amazing old haunted ship.

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<v Speaker 2>We do Haunted maze is on the ship. There's three

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<v Speaker 2>on the ship and then there's two in the harbor

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<v Speaker 2>that are adjacent. What's the ship do the rest of

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<v Speaker 2>the year.

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<v Speaker 6>It's a hotel. They also have restaurants.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, you've been on that ship, Eddie, I have

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<v Speaker 1>been on it.

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<v Speaker 4>You have, Yeah, I've been at this event.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course you have.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, what's the scariest thing?

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<v Speaker 2>You know?

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<v Speaker 1>Every year? Are new things being invented? Or is it

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<v Speaker 1>still just like jump out and startle people.

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<v Speaker 2>When people say they're getting scared in a haunted house,

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<v Speaker 2>it's usually they're being startled, so a loud noise allowed,

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<v Speaker 2>ef fact, you know, something like that.

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<v Speaker 6>Lighting changes.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really hard to scare people, you know, on the

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<v Speaker 2>emotional aspect of scaring people, But it's easy to startle people,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's mostly what people are looking for.

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<v Speaker 6>I think when they go to haunted house, why do

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<v Speaker 6>you think people like being scared?

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<v Speaker 2>I think when people are scared, it's the same type

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<v Speaker 2>of chemical release in your body, like when you're happier,

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<v Speaker 2>you're excited. I think they go to see their friends

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<v Speaker 2>be scared. I think they go in a group of

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<v Speaker 2>people with someone they know is going to be scared

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<v Speaker 2>so that they can watch and see what that person's

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<v Speaker 2>reaction is. Yeah, are you into the gore and those

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<v Speaker 2>type of stuff or not so much?

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<v Speaker 6>Really?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I like the psychological stuff better. I think it's

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<v Speaker 2>a little scarier as far as films go.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, forget films, but I mean, are your guys like

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<v Speaker 1>walking on severed arms and all that stuff? And yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what about torturing each other? Are they doing that stuff?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, not torturing each other.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know, everybody likes something different in a haunted house,

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<v Speaker 2>and there's certain fans that they want to see the gore.

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<v Speaker 2>They want to see things that you know, look real,

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<v Speaker 2>that aren't real. So yeah, we have a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>that in the haunted houses.

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<v Speaker 1>What it's the protocol. Somebody gets too scared.

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<v Speaker 2>Usually the actors or sometimes we have event staff in

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<v Speaker 2>the attractions, and they can identify that and ask them

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<v Speaker 2>if they're okay and escort them out through an emergency.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to be they scored it out by

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<v Speaker 2>like some monsters. Well, and that's why that's why we

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<v Speaker 2>have to have event staff there as well, because the

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<v Speaker 2>last thing you want to do when you're terrified is

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<v Speaker 2>have a monster come up to find out if you're.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay you or have someone have a hard attack and

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<v Speaker 1>just die.

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<v Speaker 6>No, nobody died.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody's stroked out out in the middle of one of

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<v Speaker 1>these things.

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<v Speaker 6>We have had people pass out and have it be

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<v Speaker 6>a little too much for them.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, I've had that at a show before. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>my jokes were just doing real well, then turned out

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<v Speaker 1>it was really bad. You ever get scared walking through

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<v Speaker 1>your own haunted houses?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't get scared in haunted houses. For me, it's

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<v Speaker 2>the dark, right, It's like the fear of the unknown

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<v Speaker 2>to me is way scarier than what you might see

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<v Speaker 2>in hanted house. You're saying in the just general and darkness,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't like it. Yeah, I don't like darkness. Not

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<v Speaker 2>a big fan. Scared of the dark. I guess, do

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<v Speaker 2>you like honored houses? Do you go? No? No?

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<v Speaker 6>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 1>The thing is, if I went, I would love it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm also okay with Well I didn't go, and

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<v Speaker 1>that was really lovely not going out. Yeah, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>That's where I'm at on most things. Yeah, you really

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<v Speaker 1>have to persuade. I mean, my whole day gets ruined

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<v Speaker 1>when I find out my wife has set up an activity.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh no.

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly, the real nightmare of all these places is the parking.

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<v Speaker 1>True or false?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, pretty true on the venue, but definitely pretty true

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<v Speaker 2>because you know, everybody wants to go on the weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the only time that all their friends are available.

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<v Speaker 2>So you know, it's not not nasty to park if

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<v Speaker 2>you come on a Thursday or a Sunday, but if

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<v Speaker 2>you're going to go on a Friday and Saturday, it's

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<v Speaker 2>at a premium for you. Always have to do it

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<v Speaker 2>at night too. That's a problem for me with the

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<v Speaker 2>Halloween stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm not ah, I wish we could do there

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<v Speaker 1>was like a matinee showing, just not as scary though.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the problem now. It takes the sun going down

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<v Speaker 2>for people to get a little in the in the

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<v Speaker 2>spooky mood.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess the bathroom situation that's the nightmare at all

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<v Speaker 1>these places.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a lot of work to keep those clean

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<v Speaker 2>and ready for use.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, because you have to deal with the worst group

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<v Speaker 1>of people on the planet. Has to be like twelve

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<v Speaker 1>to sixteen year old just dealing with them constantly. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they're just monsters.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I'm not sure I should comment on that.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you can't, but I mean I see it. I

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<v Speaker 1>go to a local fair every now and then I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just like, look at and then they dress like whores.

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<v Speaker 1>You're just like this, this is awful. How does a

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<v Speaker 1>fire marshall feel about adding tons of walls and trip

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<v Speaker 1>hazards to a dark room?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I mean they're they feel great about it. It's

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<v Speaker 6>it's wonderful.

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<v Speaker 1>No, do they actually like, go, guys, you can't do this.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Most of our fire marshals we have a great relationship with.

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<v Speaker 2>We haven't really ran into anybody that is you know,

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<v Speaker 2>anti haunted house or Halloween. They just want to make

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<v Speaker 2>sure it's safe, and you know, we want to make

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<v Speaker 2>sure the same thing. So you know, having an open

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<v Speaker 2>dialogue with them is always really helpful as well.

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<v Speaker 6>Can't you do.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just trying to think of things that I would

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<v Speaker 1>hate if I was in a haunted house and all

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<v Speaker 1>of a sudden, like I go into one around a corner,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm walking in like three inches of muddy water.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I would infuriate me. Yeah, I don't think i'd

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<v Speaker 2>want to do that either.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you allowed to do that?

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<v Speaker 2>Though?

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<v Speaker 6>I think we would be allowed to do muddy water,

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<v Speaker 6>But I don't. I don't think that you.

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<v Speaker 1>Want to really upset people. Yeah, they go out and

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<v Speaker 1>their sneakers.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like some haunted houses incorporate water effects. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not a big fan of those. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to get wet. Yeah, I don't want feel

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<v Speaker 1>moisture in a dark room. What about smell? You mess

0:18:06.320 --> 0:18:09.360
<v Speaker 1>with smells? We do mess with smells. Oh yeah, I know.

0:18:09.480 --> 0:18:12.320
<v Speaker 2>And there's there's a company out there that sells disgusting

0:18:12.880 --> 0:18:15.320
<v Speaker 2>smelling sense you can put in the Honted house. The

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<v Speaker 2>problem with those is, as much as you might want

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<v Speaker 2>to use them for the guests coming through so they

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<v Speaker 2>catch a quick smell of that, I just feel terrible

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<v Speaker 2>for the actors that are stuck in there with that

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<v Speaker 2>smell the whole night.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, there has to be a pecking order with

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<v Speaker 1>your actors, and I feel like, you know what, you

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<v Speaker 1>you mess up a couple of times you're on the

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<v Speaker 1>stink gun.

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<v Speaker 6>Or you get to graduate from smell to non smell.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe that's what you could do.

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<v Speaker 1>You could have like like some weird dead woman with

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<v Speaker 1>a bottle of perfume, Like she's at like a Macy's

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<v Speaker 1>at the holidays, spraying people and she just comes up

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<v Speaker 1>to you and sprays you, and then you're just covered

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<v Speaker 1>in stink.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, and that that stuff does not go away, So.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not good. What's the age range? What's the lowest

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<v Speaker 2>age that can not you know, it's it's determinant on

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<v Speaker 2>the kid. I've seen kids as young as five and

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<v Speaker 2>have a great time.

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<v Speaker 6>There's no rule. There's no rule.

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<v Speaker 2>We tell them when they show up that we don't

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<v Speaker 2>recommend it for kids under twelve, and we tell them

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<v Speaker 2>that it's the ticket booth. Well okay, but.

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<v Speaker 6>You know it's it's kind of parents discretion.

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<v Speaker 2>I think some of them make good choices because they

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<v Speaker 2>know the kids, and some of them make bad choices

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<v Speaker 2>because their kids shouldn't be there.

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<v Speaker 1>But they are responsible drug dealer.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that the core age though, is you're pre

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<v Speaker 2>teen to twenty something, but that's starting to skew older.

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<v Speaker 2>I think haunted houses the production value has gotten a

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<v Speaker 2>lot higher and now it's more about a whole night

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<v Speaker 2>of entertainment. So older people are starting to stick with

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<v Speaker 2>haunted houses a lot longer than I think they used to.

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<v Speaker 1>What a ticket range is prices range for.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, on average, right now, they're about you know,

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<v Speaker 2>thirty five dollars for kind of your base ticket to

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<v Speaker 2>get you in the door. And that really hasn't changed

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<v Speaker 2>drastically when you look at inflation over the years over

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<v Speaker 2>leave in the last ten years, haunted houses are still

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<v Speaker 2>pretty pretty good value as it comes to live entertainment.

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<v Speaker 1>And you handled COVID without any major.

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<v Speaker 6>COVID was rough.

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<v Speaker 2>But the nature of what we do in haunted entertainment

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<v Speaker 2>is we social distance by nature, like you don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to be more than six feet from the group in

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<v Speaker 2>front of you. So there was a lot of educating

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<v Speaker 2>to the people in charge to say, hey, we can

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<v Speaker 2>open this safely and we can keep people apart from

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<v Speaker 2>each other and keep them in their family groups. Chi

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<v Speaker 2>ching is what I heard.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, or or just trying to lose less money that year.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, yeah, but at least you weren't in the

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<v Speaker 1>concert business. Yeah, exactly. Do you guys have a thing

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<v Speaker 1>where you're like at a big scare moment that there's

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<v Speaker 1>a photo taken of them that they can buy later.

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<v Speaker 2>So we don't have a photo moment, but we are

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<v Speaker 2>currently experience experimenting with a video moment.

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<v Speaker 6>So we have an RFID tag.

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<v Speaker 2>They go through the haunted house and there's five different

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<v Speaker 2>scare points, and it records like a couple seconds before

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<v Speaker 2>they go into the room until a couple seconds after.

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<v Speaker 6>It's pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want you to leaving money on the table.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I try not to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got a gift shop there too.

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<v Speaker 2>We have big gift shops now. Yeah, people love buying

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<v Speaker 2>spooky things for Halloween.

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<v Speaker 1>You sell a faulty pregnancy test in your gift shop, Oh.

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<v Speaker 6>No, that might be a big seller, though it's a

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<v Speaker 6>good gag.

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<v Speaker 1>Put those in there really scare some people. What does

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<v Speaker 1>it cost to run one of your attractions?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, it depends on the venue. On the low end,

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<v Speaker 2>multiple of hundreds of thousand dollars. On the larger end,

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<v Speaker 2>in the millions of dollars to run the different events.

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<v Speaker 1>You look at your dailies, go, oh man, this is

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<v Speaker 1>what we're spending so much money on every year.

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<v Speaker 2>Payroll yeah, actors staff. I mean that's the number one expense,

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<v Speaker 2>hands down, and the amount of actors that you have

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<v Speaker 2>once you audition these idiots. I don't know. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>personally audition anybody anymore, but we do have auditions, and

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<v Speaker 2>usually for the more specialized roles, more acting intensive roles.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, people are just screaming and running up to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Allowed to touch you?

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<v Speaker 6>No, we don't touch No. It's it's kind of an

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<v Speaker 6>unspoken rule.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of people say, oh, I was touched in

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<v Speaker 2>on how it's usually you know, the actor, they're in

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<v Speaker 2>a dark space, they'll bump into you and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>un touched in the house too.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know that's for my therapist to figure out

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<v Speaker 1>what's the oldest, uh person that you guys hire.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know officially the oldest, but all of our attractions,

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<v Speaker 2>I always see an old actor.

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<v Speaker 6>That makes you question.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's amazing how many different people from different professions

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<v Speaker 2>just want to do it for fun.

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<v Speaker 1>You use children actors, ever, we do not not allowed to.

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<v Speaker 1>We just find kids just terrifying, so we put it

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<v Speaker 1>you put a kid in there.

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<v Speaker 2>We actually have some actors that are child sized. Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 2>I like what you're saying.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, and when they're.

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<v Speaker 2>Made up, you you would swear they're a kid, but

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<v Speaker 2>they're you know, legal adults. Uh huh, all right, loopholes.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it. What kind of background checks are you

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<v Speaker 2>doing on all these everyone? Everyone gets a background check

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<v Speaker 2>before they become an employee everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't I don't want to talk about

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<v Speaker 1>worst case scenarios, but are you guys prepared for all

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<v Speaker 1>that stuff?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? No, we we stay very diligent, well real crazy,

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<v Speaker 2>They very diligent in keeping the actual crazies out of

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<v Speaker 2>the Haunted House.

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<v Speaker 1>Those makeup artists. The amount of time it takes. Is

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<v Speaker 1>there a sped up version that you guys are doing

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<v Speaker 1>with all these actors.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. A lot of the makeup artists use in an

0:23:13.000 --> 0:23:15.600
<v Speaker 2>airbrush makeup so they can they can move really fast,

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<v Speaker 2>so they can draw in different details.

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<v Speaker 1>But they're putting like gels and flesh.

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<v Speaker 2>Not everyone, you know, So different levels of actor depending

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<v Speaker 2>upon how visible they're going to be in the Haunted House.

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<v Speaker 6>So the ones that are going.

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<v Speaker 2>To be more visible might have like a prosthetic treatment

0:23:30.760 --> 0:23:32.720
<v Speaker 2>like you're talking about, but a lot of them are

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<v Speaker 2>airbrush and with shadows.

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<v Speaker 6>And things. They can do some really cool makeups with airbrush.

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<v Speaker 2>You ever put a mask on and scare people? I did.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean that's how I started, But I mean now

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<v Speaker 2>now it's undercover boss style. It's been about eight years

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<v Speaker 2>and I think the last time I did it, I

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<v Speaker 2>was absolutely exhausted after about twenty minutes.

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<v Speaker 6>So I gave that up.

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<v Speaker 2>Hung up the mask. That's a misconception with people. They

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<v Speaker 2>all think they want to work in a haunted house.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's hard work. You know, you're in a mask

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<v Speaker 2>or hot costume, You're in a dark, cramped space, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's hard jumping out doing the same thing repetitively, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>for over like a five hour night.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think about these gen zs? How's their

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<v Speaker 1>work ethic?

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<v Speaker 6>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>Different? Questionable? Maybe I'm trying to trying to stay correct here.

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<v Speaker 2>I got a lot of gen Z actors. Look you

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<v Speaker 2>know the I mean you're really in it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you really can see every generation go oh this

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<v Speaker 1>is awful.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I think the one upcoming is is pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>I think the next one up is going to be good.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't get my kid to do anything.

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<v Speaker 1>There's good luck with a boss telling them to do

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<v Speaker 1>something I loved working.

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<v Speaker 2>As a kid. Yeah, oh yeah, just.

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<v Speaker 1>Because that was the only way I was ever going

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<v Speaker 1>to get money or get to do anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like my parents just didn't care. Yeah, we're not

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<v Speaker 2>giving you anything. Yeah, No, that's changed a lot. I

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<v Speaker 2>have two kids at home that I'm like wondering when

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<v Speaker 2>they're gonna get kicked out of the nest.

0:24:56.800 --> 0:24:58.280
<v Speaker 1>Or would you kick him out? Would your wife let

0:24:58.320 --> 0:25:02.040
<v Speaker 1>you kick him out? Probably not? Yeah, that's all right.

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<v Speaker 1>There's worse things to have in your house.

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<v Speaker 2>Your kids are what my kids are, eighteen and twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>My son actually turns twenty one on Thursday this week.

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<v Speaker 1>You're kind of an empty nester. Is that even a

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<v Speaker 1>thing anymore? Because it seems like kids just stay with

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<v Speaker 1>us forever.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they have not left the nest. Ye failure to

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<v Speaker 2>launch for sure?

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<v Speaker 1>Did your kids Did they like Halloween as a kid?

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<v Speaker 2>They did not like it as young kids up until

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<v Speaker 2>the time they were about twelve. In fact, when my

0:25:28.000 --> 0:25:30.080
<v Speaker 2>son was really young, he used to be excited about

0:25:30.080 --> 0:25:32.640
<v Speaker 2>the different catalogs and things that would come in the mail.

0:25:32.640 --> 0:25:34.240
<v Speaker 2>He'd say, I want to look at the spooky stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>But when he was five, my stepfather decided to scare

0:25:37.520 --> 0:25:39.719
<v Speaker 2>him when he was over at his house, and from

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<v Speaker 2>the time he was five until he was about twelve,

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<v Speaker 2>he wanted nothing to do with it. He starred him.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he just figured out what fear was. Now,

0:25:46.320 --> 0:25:50.080
<v Speaker 2>he figured out. He wasn't jazzed about that, but a

0:25:50.119 --> 0:25:50.640
<v Speaker 2>smart kid.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what do you do personally at your own home

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<v Speaker 1>on Halloween?

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<v Speaker 2>When my kids were young, my wife would get crap

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<v Speaker 2>from the neighbors because she said, you're they're like your husband,

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<v Speaker 2>mister Halloween, and your house is the most boring house

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<v Speaker 2>on the block.

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<v Speaker 1>You tell your neighbors if they shell out fifty bucks,

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<v Speaker 1>you'll up the game.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I was working, you know, I was out, you know,

0:26:09.480 --> 0:26:11.399
<v Speaker 2>and the kids weren't old enough to be celebrating. But

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<v Speaker 2>once my kids were old enough, I did start decorating

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<v Speaker 2>the yard and I would take things from the haunted house,

0:26:16.520 --> 0:26:21.520
<v Speaker 2>fog machines, speakers, I did projections in our windows, different props,

0:26:21.840 --> 0:26:24.800
<v Speaker 2>and you would think I created the most incredible haunted house.

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<v Speaker 2>At all time, my neighbors are out there with their

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<v Speaker 2>phones out, and I want to say to them, I'm like,

0:26:29.640 --> 0:26:31.840
<v Speaker 2>right down the street, there's a place. We invested millions

0:26:31.840 --> 0:26:34.040
<v Speaker 2>of dollars in that people are still going through and

0:26:34.040 --> 0:26:36.440
<v Speaker 2>coming out the other side going it was, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Are your kids going to take over your empire?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I did not push either one of them

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<v Speaker 2>to get involved in any way, but they both are

0:26:42.600 --> 0:26:45.399
<v Speaker 2>involved now. They both work at our location in Denver.

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<v Speaker 2>My daughter's an actress and she also does some makeup there,

0:26:49.320 --> 0:26:51.200
<v Speaker 2>and then my son is more on the tech side,

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<v Speaker 2>so kind of the behind the scenes. But I felt

0:26:53.440 --> 0:26:54.959
<v Speaker 2>like I didn't want to push them to be involved.

0:26:54.960 --> 0:26:57.119
<v Speaker 2>I wanted it to be their own choice to be involved.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, they're both involved in I see them growing

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<v Speaker 2>with the company and probably taking on more responsibility.

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<v Speaker 1>How do I forget this first question? Do you believe

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<v Speaker 1>in ghosts?

0:27:05.920 --> 0:27:08.159
<v Speaker 2>You know, I want to believe in ghosts, and I

0:27:08.160 --> 0:27:10.119
<v Speaker 2>feel like I should believe in ghosts, But no, I

0:27:10.160 --> 0:27:10.720
<v Speaker 2>don't believe in.

0:27:10.680 --> 0:27:14.600
<v Speaker 1>Ghosts because you've seen behind the curtain too much exactly. Ah,

0:27:15.000 --> 0:27:19.560
<v Speaker 1>that's a shame. I really wanted you to believe in ghosts.

0:27:20.520 --> 0:27:23.080
<v Speaker 1>The people that care about Halloween too much, do they

0:27:23.080 --> 0:27:24.080
<v Speaker 1>freak out a little bit?

0:27:24.280 --> 0:27:26.639
<v Speaker 2>I think anybody that cares about anything too much is

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<v Speaker 2>a little scary.

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<v Speaker 6>But you know, I don't know.

0:27:29.720 --> 0:27:31.800
<v Speaker 1>It's like those Disney adults. You have to go to

0:27:31.840 --> 0:27:35.680
<v Speaker 1>Disney constantly. What about international? Have you put one overseas yet?

0:27:35.720 --> 0:27:38.040
<v Speaker 1>We're not open overseas yet. I bet you could do

0:27:38.119 --> 0:27:42.280
<v Speaker 1>some weird stuff in some of these Asian countries. Oh man,

0:27:42.320 --> 0:27:44.639
<v Speaker 1>they're probably into some freaky scary stuff.

0:27:44.720 --> 0:27:44.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:27:44.920 --> 0:27:48.120
<v Speaker 6>I might not be tuned into the Asian horror scene

0:27:48.200 --> 0:27:48.680
<v Speaker 6>quite yet.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, but I bet I'm talking about money on the table.

0:27:51.680 --> 0:27:51.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, Halloween is growing fast in other parts of

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<v Speaker 6>the world.

0:27:55.359 --> 0:27:58.240
<v Speaker 2>You know, it was always traditionally more of an American thing,

0:27:58.280 --> 0:27:58.760
<v Speaker 2>but now.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know that. I don't even know that

0:28:00.040 --> 0:28:02.800
<v Speaker 1>that's true. It was just it's basically an American holiday.

0:28:02.640 --> 0:28:06.160
<v Speaker 2>And now it's grown fast in Europe, Asia, the Middle East.

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<v Speaker 2>People used to ask me, where are you going to

0:28:07.720 --> 0:28:10.320
<v Speaker 2>expand to? I said, take Denver, draw out a two

0:28:10.359 --> 0:28:11.679
<v Speaker 2>and a half hour flight radius.

0:28:12.080 --> 0:28:13.160
<v Speaker 6>It's a pretty safe bet.

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<v Speaker 2>You got one and asspen yet No, no, I don't

0:28:15.600 --> 0:28:16.640
<v Speaker 2>think you'd work out up there.

0:28:16.800 --> 0:28:19.920
<v Speaker 1>What other cities, Well, you got Colorado Springs. M those

0:28:19.960 --> 0:28:23.520
<v Speaker 1>people are talk about scary. The people in Colorado Springs.

0:28:24.000 --> 0:28:26.200
<v Speaker 1>There's a bunch of there's a bunch of loonies over there.

0:28:26.200 --> 0:28:29.200
<v Speaker 2>Aren't there great people in Colorado Springs? They love driving

0:28:29.240 --> 0:28:32.040
<v Speaker 2>to Denver for the haunted house? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>What about those the things where I hear of people

0:28:34.800 --> 0:28:38.600
<v Speaker 1>being completely actually paid to be tortured. Basically, I don't

0:28:38.640 --> 0:28:40.240
<v Speaker 1>know exactly what I'm talking about, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Not haunted houses is my big statement on those, right.

0:28:43.320 --> 0:28:45.720
<v Speaker 2>It's like, you know, to your point, it's like a

0:28:45.840 --> 0:28:48.960
<v Speaker 2>simulated abduction or a simulated torture.

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<v Speaker 6>Not what we do.

0:28:49.800 --> 0:28:51.480
<v Speaker 2>And I and you know, it gets a lot of

0:28:51.480 --> 0:28:54.600
<v Speaker 2>press around Halloween, but I don't think anybody that really

0:28:54.960 --> 0:28:57.360
<v Speaker 2>just wants to celebrate Halloween is into that stuff, you know.

0:28:57.400 --> 0:28:59.400
<v Speaker 6>I think that's more of a unique person a fun

0:28:59.480 --> 0:28:59.920
<v Speaker 6>date night.

0:29:01.440 --> 0:29:04.040
<v Speaker 1>Come on, honey, if we can make it till sun up,

0:29:04.080 --> 0:29:05.600
<v Speaker 1>we get one hundred thousand dollars.

0:29:05.720 --> 0:29:06.360
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, there you go.

0:29:06.520 --> 0:29:08.880
<v Speaker 1>Everybody's on my show gets a gift, and it's just

0:29:08.920 --> 0:29:11.800
<v Speaker 1>stuff that I have around my house. So I was like, oh,

0:29:11.800 --> 0:29:13.160
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what to give you, But then I

0:29:13.200 --> 0:29:13.920
<v Speaker 1>thought of something.

0:29:14.280 --> 0:29:14.800
<v Speaker 2>I got you.

0:29:16.760 --> 0:29:19.840
<v Speaker 1>I've never used it one time in my life. Got

0:29:19.840 --> 0:29:20.600
<v Speaker 1>you my chainsaw.

0:29:20.760 --> 0:29:24.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, this is awesome. I don't think I've

0:29:24.360 --> 0:29:27.200
<v Speaker 2>ever had my own chainsaw. Yeah, I figured. I was like, well,

0:29:27.200 --> 0:29:29.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't need this. Look, I even I even.

0:29:29.720 --> 0:29:32.239
<v Speaker 1>Have all this stuff because I'm like, they're like, oh,

0:29:32.240 --> 0:29:35.080
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna need barn oil cleaner and you're gonna need

0:29:35.440 --> 0:29:36.719
<v Speaker 1>all whatever.

0:29:36.760 --> 0:29:37.840
<v Speaker 2>This is, Oh smoke.

0:29:38.280 --> 0:29:40.120
<v Speaker 6>What was the plan for it when you got it?

0:29:40.480 --> 0:29:45.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, because I was a man, like I have

0:29:45.080 --> 0:29:45.560
<v Speaker 2>a house.

0:29:45.720 --> 0:29:48.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And they're like, well you need a chain saw.

0:29:48.000 --> 0:29:49.640
<v Speaker 2>Well this is this is part of the man card.

0:29:49.720 --> 0:29:51.640
<v Speaker 2>Now I have one. I haven't had one before, so

0:29:51.680 --> 0:29:52.160
<v Speaker 2>this is good.

0:29:52.280 --> 0:29:55.120
<v Speaker 1>And then you're supposed to sharpen a shape.

0:29:55.400 --> 0:29:57.320
<v Speaker 6>All of it just says like, sharpen this thing.

0:29:57.400 --> 0:29:59.320
<v Speaker 1>You're you don't think like I have a file that

0:29:59.400 --> 0:30:01.040
<v Speaker 1>goes in betwe a single?

0:30:01.480 --> 0:30:02.520
<v Speaker 2>No, I listen.

0:30:02.560 --> 0:30:05.120
<v Speaker 1>It's never been used as a sixteen inch chains as

0:30:05.120 --> 0:30:05.840
<v Speaker 1>a craftsman.

0:30:06.000 --> 0:30:06.640
<v Speaker 6>I appreciate it.

0:30:06.720 --> 0:30:09.360
<v Speaker 1>That two year warrant. He's gotta be void. Yeah, that

0:30:09.480 --> 0:30:11.040
<v Speaker 1>thing has been sitting in my garage.

0:30:11.080 --> 0:30:13.560
<v Speaker 6>The box is discolored on the top. Yeah, it's been here.

0:30:13.600 --> 0:30:14.440
<v Speaker 6>It's been here a while.

0:30:14.640 --> 0:30:17.680
<v Speaker 1>It's been there many many years. Never never thought to

0:30:18.280 --> 0:30:18.640
<v Speaker 1>use it.

0:30:19.120 --> 0:30:20.760
<v Speaker 2>All right, get that off my des please.

0:30:22.960 --> 0:30:25.560
<v Speaker 1>This is my mask that I've done a bit on

0:30:25.600 --> 0:30:27.320
<v Speaker 1>my old I had an old TV show and I

0:30:27.360 --> 0:30:30.400
<v Speaker 1>did a bit and it was, oh, yeah, I love

0:30:30.480 --> 0:30:30.960
<v Speaker 1>this baby.

0:30:31.040 --> 0:30:33.720
<v Speaker 2>I know the artist that made that you do big

0:30:33.760 --> 0:30:37.920
<v Speaker 2>ass baby. Yeah, his name's Landing. Yeah, land Landed did

0:30:38.000 --> 0:30:40.800
<v Speaker 2>good work. Because this is creepy as hell. I know.

0:30:41.040 --> 0:30:43.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's the right it's the right amount of cree.

0:30:43.760 --> 0:30:45.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm not giving it to you, but I just I

0:30:45.640 --> 0:30:48.200
<v Speaker 1>wanted to bring it. This is the worst thing in

0:30:48.200 --> 0:30:48.640
<v Speaker 1>the world.

0:30:48.880 --> 0:30:50.640
<v Speaker 6>That is the worst thing in the world.

0:30:51.200 --> 0:30:53.800
<v Speaker 1>My wife bought that and goes, oh, I go, what

0:30:53.840 --> 0:30:56.440
<v Speaker 1>are you talking about? That is pure shit.

0:30:56.720 --> 0:30:57.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:30:57.200 --> 0:30:59.040
<v Speaker 6>You cannot carve a pump pumpkin with this.

0:30:59.320 --> 0:31:00.480
<v Speaker 1>Do you carve pum pumpkins?

0:31:00.600 --> 0:31:02.680
<v Speaker 2>I do. I finally didn't get that off. I finally

0:31:02.840 --> 0:31:07.840
<v Speaker 2>stopped carving real pumpkins. And now we have these forever pumpkins.

0:31:07.920 --> 0:31:09.600
<v Speaker 2>So if you carve your design into at least she

0:31:09.640 --> 0:31:11.320
<v Speaker 2>can keep it year after year. Now that the kids

0:31:11.320 --> 0:31:14.640
<v Speaker 2>are oh, you don't do my mind. Forever pumpkin. It's

0:31:15.000 --> 0:31:17.720
<v Speaker 2>it's a foam pumpkin and you cut it. Yeah, and

0:31:17.760 --> 0:31:20.000
<v Speaker 2>you can cut a design into it just like a regular.

0:31:19.760 --> 0:31:23.520
<v Speaker 1>Pumpkins, like hard to cut, like a real pumpkins, where

0:31:23.560 --> 0:31:24.840
<v Speaker 1>you will slice yourself.

0:31:25.120 --> 0:31:25.520
<v Speaker 2>I like y.

0:31:26.520 --> 0:31:26.920
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

0:31:27.200 --> 0:31:29.680
<v Speaker 2>It is the nice thing about it is once they're carved,

0:31:29.680 --> 0:31:31.160
<v Speaker 2>you can keep them every year and just kind of

0:31:31.240 --> 0:31:33.200
<v Speaker 2>keep adding. You don't have to run out and get

0:31:33.200 --> 0:31:33.880
<v Speaker 2>a live pumpkin.

0:31:33.920 --> 0:31:34.280
<v Speaker 6>Every year.

0:31:34.360 --> 0:31:37.040
<v Speaker 1>We get pumpkins, lots of them. I never knew that.

0:31:37.240 --> 0:31:39.560
<v Speaker 1>I always thought you bought one pumpkin. My wife we

0:31:39.640 --> 0:31:42.320
<v Speaker 1>go to a pumpkin pet and she's getting gords and

0:31:42.360 --> 0:31:44.920
<v Speaker 1>pumpkins and she gets like ten to put next to

0:31:44.960 --> 0:31:45.640
<v Speaker 1>each other, by.

0:31:45.560 --> 0:31:47.560
<v Speaker 6>The different colors, all the different.

0:31:47.360 --> 0:31:49.520
<v Speaker 1>And then we don't carve a single one.

0:31:49.800 --> 0:31:51.600
<v Speaker 6>No, no, how come?

0:31:52.200 --> 0:31:53.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't have the answer to that.

0:31:54.000 --> 0:31:55.719
<v Speaker 1>It's just like they just look nicer.

0:31:55.880 --> 0:31:57.560
<v Speaker 6>Maybe when your kids are a little older, they're gonna

0:31:57.560 --> 0:31:58.120
<v Speaker 6>want maybe.

0:31:57.920 --> 0:32:00.680
<v Speaker 1>They'll want to carve one. I don't, I hope, because

0:32:00.680 --> 0:32:03.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to do it. No, you guys decorate

0:32:03.400 --> 0:32:04.320
<v Speaker 1>your house for Halloween?

0:32:04.880 --> 0:32:06.280
<v Speaker 4>Yeah you do? Yep?

0:32:06.400 --> 0:32:07.160
<v Speaker 1>What do you put up?

0:32:07.280 --> 0:32:07.560
<v Speaker 2>Eddie?

0:32:07.600 --> 0:32:09.080
<v Speaker 4>I do that? You know the glass garage?

0:32:09.080 --> 0:32:09.400
<v Speaker 2>Do? I do?

0:32:09.520 --> 0:32:12.840
<v Speaker 5>Projection from the inside nice, so like it's a like

0:32:12.880 --> 0:32:14.920
<v Speaker 5>a skeleton dances around.

0:32:17.120 --> 0:32:18.719
<v Speaker 1>Can you could you just play something?

0:32:18.880 --> 0:32:20.040
<v Speaker 4>Yeah? You could just play a movie.

0:32:20.640 --> 0:32:22.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, why don't you put Why don't you just put

0:32:22.320 --> 0:32:24.760
<v Speaker 1>like this the Saw anthology.

0:32:25.240 --> 0:32:27.280
<v Speaker 6>Uh, you know a.

0:32:27.200 --> 0:32:29.680
<v Speaker 1>Lot that you can't play play those type of movies, right,

0:32:30.080 --> 0:32:31.640
<v Speaker 1>thanks the neighborhood to shut that down.

0:32:31.680 --> 0:32:33.560
<v Speaker 6>I think the neighborhood be upset about that one.

0:32:33.680 --> 0:32:36.240
<v Speaker 1>My neighborhood, they used to just do one section of

0:32:36.280 --> 0:32:39.320
<v Speaker 1>the street and people would go crazy and do all

0:32:39.400 --> 0:32:43.000
<v Speaker 1>kinds of things. And then just you know, recently a

0:32:43.040 --> 0:32:45.120
<v Speaker 1>few neighbors have moved and they dropped the ball. It's

0:32:45.160 --> 0:32:46.120
<v Speaker 1>no longer exciting.

0:32:46.240 --> 0:32:47.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I remember when I was a kid, it was

0:32:47.680 --> 0:32:50.960
<v Speaker 2>like Halloween and trick or treating was huge, especially back East.

0:32:51.280 --> 0:32:53.520
<v Speaker 2>People would stop by your house and you'd welcome them in.

0:32:53.560 --> 0:32:55.479
<v Speaker 2>But now it's like people come and ring your doorbell.

0:32:55.480 --> 0:32:57.120
<v Speaker 2>You don't want anything to do with them. So I

0:32:57.200 --> 0:33:00.800
<v Speaker 2>never went into a house though that you went into

0:33:00.840 --> 0:33:03.040
<v Speaker 2>house as a kid, that's dand no, no, just just just

0:33:03.120 --> 0:33:05.920
<v Speaker 2>ringing the doorbell, okay, all right. Anybody says come on in,

0:33:06.040 --> 0:33:08.800
<v Speaker 2>it's like, ah, don't go to that house.

0:33:08.880 --> 0:33:12.760
<v Speaker 1>What's your favorite candy given out of the Halloween Reese's

0:33:13.080 --> 0:33:13.800
<v Speaker 1>peanut butter cups.

0:33:13.960 --> 0:33:17.560
<v Speaker 6>Butter cups, not Reese's pieces, those are good, but peanut

0:33:17.600 --> 0:33:18.040
<v Speaker 6>butter cups.

0:33:18.120 --> 0:33:19.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, peanut butter cup.

0:33:19.200 --> 0:33:22.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm not liking that they've tried to diversify so much,

0:33:22.360 --> 0:33:24.640
<v Speaker 1>Like this one has extra peanut butter. This one is

0:33:24.960 --> 0:33:25.840
<v Speaker 1>twice as thick.

0:33:26.040 --> 0:33:28.520
<v Speaker 6>I saw one with potato chips in it or something.

0:33:28.600 --> 0:33:31.680
<v Speaker 1>Don't need that nonsense. No, you guys stand a long

0:33:31.760 --> 0:33:34.160
<v Speaker 1>time ago. That's right, Just knock it off. What's the

0:33:34.160 --> 0:33:36.640
<v Speaker 1>best door to go to for Halloween decorations?

0:33:36.760 --> 0:33:38.000
<v Speaker 6>I like spirit.

0:33:38.120 --> 0:33:40.000
<v Speaker 2>I think it's fun, you know, I mean for what

0:33:40.080 --> 0:33:41.920
<v Speaker 2>it is. You know, the prices are pretty low to

0:33:41.960 --> 0:33:43.080
<v Speaker 2>do something fun at your house.

0:33:43.240 --> 0:33:45.000
<v Speaker 1>I can't do those with it where you step on

0:33:45.040 --> 0:33:47.720
<v Speaker 1>the buttons, and I think the kids it's too much

0:33:47.760 --> 0:33:51.040
<v Speaker 1>for them already. I bet I've already found that I've

0:33:51.040 --> 0:33:54.600
<v Speaker 1>gone too far. Least favorite holiday.

0:33:54.280 --> 0:33:58.160
<v Speaker 2>Probably Labor Day because it's so close to our season,

0:33:58.400 --> 0:34:00.960
<v Speaker 2>and once Labor Day hits them like here it comes.

0:34:01.080 --> 0:34:03.440
<v Speaker 1>I mean it's kind of nice though, that it's trunk

0:34:03.480 --> 0:34:06.320
<v Speaker 1>heated into October, really, isn't it.

0:34:06.680 --> 0:34:06.880
<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

0:34:06.920 --> 0:34:09.600
<v Speaker 2>I mean for us it's like mid September now through

0:34:09.600 --> 0:34:11.280
<v Speaker 2>mid November as our season.

0:34:11.440 --> 0:34:14.120
<v Speaker 1>Is your goal to become the scariest or does that not?

0:34:14.520 --> 0:34:17.320
<v Speaker 6>I think my goal is to become the most entertaining.

0:34:17.520 --> 0:34:19.920
<v Speaker 2>You know, It's like you know, nowadays, we all live

0:34:19.920 --> 0:34:22.759
<v Speaker 2>our digital lives, where you know what your family's doing,

0:34:22.760 --> 0:34:24.160
<v Speaker 2>you know what your friends are doing, you look at

0:34:24.200 --> 0:34:27.239
<v Speaker 2>your phone. But creating unique events that people can share

0:34:27.360 --> 0:34:30.120
<v Speaker 2>together socially is really what we're all about. So and

0:34:30.160 --> 0:34:32.920
<v Speaker 2>not everybody likes to be terrified, right, So we like

0:34:32.960 --> 0:34:35.839
<v Speaker 2>to add the scary elements, but also add elements where

0:34:35.840 --> 0:34:38.040
<v Speaker 2>people can just hang out and have a good time

0:34:38.040 --> 0:34:39.080
<v Speaker 2>and celebrate Halloween.

0:34:39.200 --> 0:34:42.080
<v Speaker 1>Are you happy or sad that you're right before the election.

0:34:42.440 --> 0:34:44.920
<v Speaker 6>I think people need a diversion, so I think, of

0:34:44.960 --> 0:34:45.799
<v Speaker 6>course they do. Yeah.

0:34:45.800 --> 0:34:47.399
<v Speaker 2>I think people want to get out and not think

0:34:47.440 --> 0:34:50.319
<v Speaker 2>about things. And ultimately that's what we provide. You know,

0:34:50.360 --> 0:34:52.440
<v Speaker 2>if we give you thirty minutes where you're not thinking

0:34:52.480 --> 0:34:54.480
<v Speaker 2>about anything else while you're in a haunted house, I

0:34:54.520 --> 0:34:55.319
<v Speaker 2>think that's you.

0:34:55.280 --> 0:34:57.799
<v Speaker 1>Think people are think prepping for the civil war that's

0:34:57.800 --> 0:35:02.960
<v Speaker 1>a coming. Ah God, I hope not all right, Chris, Well,

0:35:03.120 --> 0:35:05.200
<v Speaker 1>I know you have to get back to work.

0:35:05.320 --> 0:35:07.200
<v Speaker 2>I know I'm gonna bring my new chainsaw get back

0:35:07.239 --> 0:35:09.879
<v Speaker 2>to work with you. Thank you for being on the show.

0:35:09.920 --> 0:35:10.600
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I appreciate it.

0:35:10.640 --> 0:35:15.080
<v Speaker 2>Thanks, ma'am Casha.

0:35:17.160 --> 0:35:18.800
<v Speaker 1>I want to thank Chris for being on the show.

0:35:18.880 --> 0:35:24.640
<v Speaker 1>That was delightful. Yeah, I'm not into being scared, speaking

0:35:24.680 --> 0:35:31.200
<v Speaker 1>of things I don't enjoy. Nazis. You see a swastika

0:35:31.280 --> 0:35:33.560
<v Speaker 1>and you know that is bad?

0:35:34.320 --> 0:35:34.520
<v Speaker 2>Right?

0:35:34.840 --> 0:35:35.080
<v Speaker 4>Yep?

0:35:35.400 --> 0:35:36.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:35:36.440 --> 0:35:40.120
<v Speaker 1>Where are you guys at on the Rising Sun flag?

0:35:40.360 --> 0:35:44.440
<v Speaker 1>The wartime flag during World War Two from Japan?

0:35:44.560 --> 0:35:44.960
<v Speaker 2>Correct?

0:35:45.480 --> 0:35:49.319
<v Speaker 1>I don't ever trust anything that I say, but I'm

0:35:49.400 --> 0:35:54.880
<v Speaker 1>told that some people, you know, view that similar to

0:35:55.120 --> 0:35:58.399
<v Speaker 1>a Nazi flag, and I was unaware of that. And

0:35:58.440 --> 0:36:04.240
<v Speaker 1>then the other day I was organizing my belt drawer.

0:36:04.800 --> 0:36:07.960
<v Speaker 1>Do you have a belt drawer? Doesn't matter? And I

0:36:08.000 --> 0:36:14.600
<v Speaker 1>see this belt that I own, and I'm like, is

0:36:14.680 --> 0:36:19.520
<v Speaker 1>that the Rising Sun flag on my belt? And I

0:36:19.600 --> 0:36:22.480
<v Speaker 1>never knew about this? Is that what that is?

0:36:23.440 --> 0:36:24.319
<v Speaker 4>Sure looks like it?

0:36:24.360 --> 0:36:26.839
<v Speaker 1>Sure looks like it, right? So I'm like, I can't

0:36:26.880 --> 0:36:30.360
<v Speaker 1>wear this belt? And whose fault is this? Carrie?

0:36:31.280 --> 0:36:32.560
<v Speaker 2>Carrie my styl is.

0:36:32.680 --> 0:36:36.239
<v Speaker 1>She buys all my stuff, and she's buying me basically

0:36:36.760 --> 0:36:40.719
<v Speaker 1>a Nazi belt. I had no idea. Are you guys

0:36:40.760 --> 0:36:41.520
<v Speaker 1>aware of this or not?

0:36:42.560 --> 0:36:44.640
<v Speaker 2>I was not aware. You're not aware of it.

0:36:44.920 --> 0:36:47.400
<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you the real irony here the back of

0:36:47.440 --> 0:36:48.960
<v Speaker 1>this belt, I don't know if you can zoom in

0:36:49.040 --> 0:36:54.160
<v Speaker 1>on that says made in China. Wow, you telling me

0:36:55.200 --> 0:36:57.960
<v Speaker 1>that the Chinese people were making his belt. Go on,

0:36:58.040 --> 0:37:02.440
<v Speaker 1>these assholes really rubbing it in our face with all

0:37:02.480 --> 0:37:07.080
<v Speaker 1>their war atrocities. Anyway, I'm not gonna uh, I'm just

0:37:07.120 --> 0:37:10.040
<v Speaker 1>gonna get rid of this belt. I'm not gonna give

0:37:10.080 --> 0:37:12.759
<v Speaker 1>it to anyone. I'm just gonna throw it away now.

0:37:12.800 --> 0:37:15.280
<v Speaker 1>I don't know why I didn't flag it pun intended

0:37:15.640 --> 0:37:17.600
<v Speaker 1>the first time I saw it and put it in

0:37:17.600 --> 0:37:21.680
<v Speaker 1>my drawer. But man, you know that that's one of

0:37:21.719 --> 0:37:25.359
<v Speaker 1>the things where I h I stroke out and die

0:37:25.600 --> 0:37:29.120
<v Speaker 1>or something, and then people come through my stuff and

0:37:29.160 --> 0:37:30.040
<v Speaker 1>they say, well, look.

0:37:29.920 --> 0:37:33.480
<v Speaker 4>At this, look at here.

0:37:34.080 --> 0:37:36.759
<v Speaker 1>By the way, I could be completely wrong and that

0:37:36.800 --> 0:37:42.160
<v Speaker 1>flag's not offensive, but I just, you know, I like

0:37:42.200 --> 0:37:44.560
<v Speaker 1>to air on the side of what the fuck and

0:37:44.719 --> 0:37:49.280
<v Speaker 1>just blame carry anyway, all right, it's time for some plugs,

0:37:49.520 --> 0:37:52.239
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0:38:02.400 --> 0:38:05.200
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0:38:08.440 --> 0:38:11.600
<v Speaker 1>dot com to check out our tour dates. Come on,

0:38:11.800 --> 0:38:14.440
<v Speaker 1>come see us do stand up. It is really fun

0:38:16.280 --> 0:38:20.440
<v Speaker 1>to watch me live. You just you just learned so

0:38:20.560 --> 0:38:24.200
<v Speaker 1>much about me and my wife and how strong our

0:38:24.239 --> 0:38:29.440
<v Speaker 1>relationship is that she can put up with my shit. Okay,

0:38:29.560 --> 0:38:32.640
<v Speaker 1>now for our new segment.

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<v Speaker 2>Not so new.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been like a couple of months, right the free

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<v Speaker 1>plug hit the free plug music Eddie. Oh look at this.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know the music was gonna change every week.

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<v Speaker 2>I like it.

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<v Speaker 1>I got my knee, my glasses for this. Today's free

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<v Speaker 1>plug is for those of you and us. Go to Michigan.

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<v Speaker 1>October twenty six at seven pm is opening night for

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<v Speaker 1>the Shoreline Players production of The Adams Family, a New

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<v Speaker 1>Musical Comedy. Tickets are fifteen dollars for adults and ten

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<v Speaker 1>dollars for students, which seems like a steal. Ten dollars

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<v Speaker 1>to see The Adams Family, a New Musical Comedy. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>let's just say you live in a Tawa city or Saginaw.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't make it up to Oscota for opening night.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't worry, this production is gonna run through November. Third

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<v Speaker 1>Down at six thousand North Skiel Avenue in oscot To, Michigan,

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<v Speaker 1>right across from a Robert J. Parks Library. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what the parking situation is going to be like there.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure on the opening weekend it's gonna be a

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<v Speaker 1>cluster fuck. Head on over to Shoreline Players Dot Org. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they'll straighten it out for you know. Maybe the parking

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<v Speaker 1>situation is great there. That's always my fear. Where do

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<v Speaker 1>we park? You think they have valet? I'm guessing they don't.

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<v Speaker 1>You like Valet? I always prefer not to valet. I

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<v Speaker 1>always like to get places early, you know, find some

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<v Speaker 1>street parking, and then just walk in and then I

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<v Speaker 1>take that five dollars savings, you know, put that in

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<v Speaker 1>a jar, and I save that jar, and then one

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<v Speaker 1>day I'm going to give that jar to whichever kid

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<v Speaker 1>I like the most and say this was for all

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<v Speaker 1>the times I didn't use Valet.

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<v Speaker 2>Now go get yourself something car.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think of that idea? You dying over there?

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<v Speaker 1>Your hair looks cute, a little top pony. All right, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>we gotta get out of here. See you next week.