1 00:00:05,559 --> 00:00:08,159 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that challenged the Mona Lisa to 2 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:09,240 Speaker 1: a staring. 3 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:13,360 Speaker 2: Contest in one waw what yo, Lisa? 4 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:16,440 Speaker 1: Next time, I'll bring that weak Italian sauce when you face. 5 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:20,120 Speaker 1: Laser Stories a segment where we read weird news stories 6 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:21,959 Speaker 1: around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we 7 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:22,520 Speaker 1: have a laser. 8 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,160 Speaker 2: Those other craft wacaronis just down. 9 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:30,640 Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Sean 10 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:34,599 Speaker 1: Benward and his assistant Yvonne arrived at a local casino separately, 11 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:37,600 Speaker 1: but they both found their way to the same roulette table. 12 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:40,000 Speaker 2: About to go down. 13 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:41,800 Speaker 3: Fancy if he has an assistant. 14 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,199 Speaker 1: The dealer had no idea what was happening, or that 15 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:46,960 Speaker 1: the pair even knew each other, so after the ball 16 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:50,800 Speaker 1: was dropped into the roulette wheel, Yvonne distracted him, giving 17 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:53,080 Speaker 1: Sean ample time to make his move. 18 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:56,560 Speaker 3: What did he do? 19 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:57,000 Speaker 2: See? 20 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,400 Speaker 1: Sean isn't just a normal guy with a regular job. 21 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:03,080 Speaker 1: He's non in some circles as Shan the Great, who's 22 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:05,160 Speaker 1: a magician and illusionist. 23 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:07,880 Speaker 4: I never thought about the. 24 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:11,440 Speaker 2: D are you joking me? Yeah? 25 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:14,280 Speaker 1: Just enough time to swiftly place his bet on the 26 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:14,920 Speaker 1: winning number. 27 00:01:15,080 --> 00:01:18,160 Speaker 5: Oh my god, and then he cut Yvonne in half, 28 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:20,600 Speaker 5: which was really awkward. 29 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:22,080 Speaker 4: And the doves flew out under the table. 30 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:25,800 Speaker 2: You get at and their plan worked. 31 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:28,960 Speaker 1: The couple allegedly tried out the scam five times over 32 00:01:28,959 --> 00:01:30,880 Speaker 1: a twenty four hour period, and they racked up the 33 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:34,840 Speaker 1: winnings every time, walking away with over ten thousand dollars. 34 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:37,880 Speaker 4: Yea, I was going to ask how much they were betting. 35 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:40,000 Speaker 4: Can you imagine like I'd like to put one million 36 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:44,080 Speaker 4: dollars on this one number incident? Gay bye. 37 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:47,600 Speaker 1: After reviewing the security footage, authorities caught onto their slighted 38 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:50,560 Speaker 1: hand trick and both were promptly arrested. 39 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:51,720 Speaker 3: That's the thing. 40 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:53,840 Speaker 5: You gotta do a little bit amount for each casino, 41 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:59,120 Speaker 5: not a big chunk for one casino. Yeah, I wish 42 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:01,720 Speaker 5: my grandfather would have caught me some magic tricks. 43 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:04,440 Speaker 1: The third degree felonies carry up to seven years in 44 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:06,880 Speaker 1: prison and fifteen grand in fines. 45 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:08,639 Speaker 4: Oh that's not even how much they won. 46 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:10,359 Speaker 3: They got ten covered of it, right. 47 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:13,520 Speaker 1: But Sean is in a little more trouble. The magician 48 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:16,320 Speaker 1: drove to the casino on a suspended license, so they 49 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:17,640 Speaker 1: charged him with that as well. 50 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:20,120 Speaker 3: Wow, that's like insult doesn't it feel like that? 51 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:22,519 Speaker 2: Was at another ten days onto a seven year sentence. 52 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:23,520 Speaker 3: Was it necessary? 53 00:02:23,639 --> 00:02:26,160 Speaker 1: This? Next lazer stories out of social media one oh one, 54 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:30,560 Speaker 1: A woman on TikTok suspected that her boyfriend was still 55 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:34,000 Speaker 1: going to strip clubs even after he promised her he'd stop. 56 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:35,520 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, sounds about right. 57 00:02:35,639 --> 00:02:38,399 Speaker 1: Yeah, So she came up with a plan. She put 58 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:41,040 Speaker 1: a tracker on his car and saw that he was 59 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:44,400 Speaker 1: in fact going to a strip club and followed him there. 60 00:02:44,639 --> 00:02:48,360 Speaker 4: Oh boy, he'll still have an excuse when she pulled absolutely, 61 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:49,400 Speaker 4: I just get my buddy. 62 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:52,000 Speaker 3: He was like in trouble and I gotta go help them. 63 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:55,519 Speaker 1: But she didn't just confront him. She had a different idea. 64 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:58,600 Speaker 1: The lady stripped down to just her bra and put 65 00:02:58,639 --> 00:03:00,680 Speaker 1: on a thong that one of the dances gave her 66 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:05,959 Speaker 1: the dancers. She had the girls give her a few pointers, 67 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,680 Speaker 1: and then jumped up on stage. 68 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:09,680 Speaker 4: This is awesome. 69 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:10,600 Speaker 1: I love it. 70 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:13,160 Speaker 4: Get down from there. I don't want everyone seeing you 71 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:13,480 Speaker 4: like that. 72 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:15,960 Speaker 3: Even that her he's like true, come true. 73 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:18,639 Speaker 1: She walked over to her boyfriend and said, you want 74 00:03:18,639 --> 00:03:20,919 Speaker 1: to show, babe, watch this show. 75 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:26,200 Speaker 2: So he was pretty upset, but she didn't care. 76 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:28,800 Speaker 1: She says she danced around for some of the other guys, 77 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:32,400 Speaker 1: flipped him off and grabbed the microphone, saying he would 78 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:33,400 Speaker 1: never see her again. 79 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:36,000 Speaker 4: That's a way to go. 80 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:38,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, she made a lot of money too. Definitely got 81 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:40,560 Speaker 3: some like trauma from the strip club. 82 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:42,880 Speaker 4: Now he's probably confused, like I'm so mad and so 83 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:45,200 Speaker 4: turned on too. 84 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:49,080 Speaker 1: She says she made one hundred dollars in tips dance. 85 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:50,600 Speaker 3: It's not bad for a rookie. 86 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:53,840 Speaker 1: The owner even offered her a job. Who but she's 87 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:55,920 Speaker 1: done stripping. The woman says it was a one time 88 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,280 Speaker 1: thing and she did it just to end things with 89 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:01,120 Speaker 1: her boyfriend, and of course for the great TikTok. Yeah. 90 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,280 Speaker 4: Yeah, and the Hunter Bucks paid for her gas to 91 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:04,560 Speaker 4: go back home. Perfect. 92 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:07,400 Speaker 1: This next laser stories out of flying cars and life 93 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:12,240 Speaker 1: on Mars. Between the surge and popularity of electric vehicles 94 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:16,320 Speaker 1: to robots serving burgers, it's quite apparent we are now. 95 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:18,479 Speaker 2: Living in the future, oh for sure. 96 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:23,400 Speaker 1: Enter a company called Piazo Fast Forward, a robotics business 97 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:34,320 Speaker 1: that's quote building the first of their kind cargo carrying robots. 98 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:31,440 Speaker 3: Like a semi trush. 99 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:32,359 Speaker 2: Show you the pictures. 100 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:35,960 Speaker 1: According to the site, the small Wheels Droid follows you 101 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:39,560 Speaker 1: around and communicates through colored lights and lighting patterns. 102 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:43,880 Speaker 4: It looks like a V two D two. 103 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,279 Speaker 5: Yeah, you put all your stuff on it and suddenly 104 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,159 Speaker 5: like backpacks with wheels are cool. 105 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:51,279 Speaker 1: Yeah, it kind of looks like a suitcase, but just 106 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:54,320 Speaker 1: like a big round suitcase that calls you around. 107 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:54,919 Speaker 4: Like a hard shell. 108 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:56,479 Speaker 3: Yeaheah, and big wheels. 109 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:59,040 Speaker 1: For example, you can take your little twenty pound buddy 110 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:01,279 Speaker 1: to the farmer's market, then tap his hood to open 111 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:03,040 Speaker 1: them up and put all your food. 112 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:05,839 Speaker 4: Inside these fresh rashes. 113 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:09,240 Speaker 1: They say it has storage capabilities without having to fuss 114 00:05:09,279 --> 00:05:11,840 Speaker 1: over multiple shopping bags, and it takes the strain out 115 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:14,640 Speaker 1: of lugging around any other cargo. But the question a 116 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:16,600 Speaker 1: lot of people have on the site is would the 117 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:20,440 Speaker 1: little guy be able to avoid stuff like poles, mailboxes, 118 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:24,720 Speaker 1: dog droppings, actually. 119 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:28,119 Speaker 4: A good babysitter you throw your kids in here, or anything. 120 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:30,320 Speaker 1: The company says it's working on perfecting it when it 121 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:33,560 Speaker 1: comes to obstacles, and others are saying that we're finally 122 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:35,000 Speaker 1: living in a Pixar movie. 123 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:38,680 Speaker 5: Real what it feels like so cool until the battery 124 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:41,480 Speaker 5: runs out and you have to carry it home half 125 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:41,880 Speaker 5: a mile. 126 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:44,720 Speaker 2: His next Lazer stories out of break Up Headquarters. 127 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:48,119 Speaker 1: A new study was just released that explored the job 128 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:52,240 Speaker 1: types and individual occupations that see the highest divorce rates, 129 00:05:53,279 --> 00:05:56,720 Speaker 1: and no surprise, bartenders and weight staff top the list. 130 00:05:57,040 --> 00:06:01,239 Speaker 3: Absolutely it makes sense. 131 00:06:01,279 --> 00:06:04,560 Speaker 5: I mean the hours alone would kill a relationship on 132 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:05,480 Speaker 5: weekends too. 133 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:08,160 Speaker 1: No, bartenders have a divorce rate of four point three 134 00:06:08,279 --> 00:06:10,839 Speaker 1: four percent, while wait staff have a divorce rate of 135 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:14,479 Speaker 1: three point four Those are over double the national average. 136 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:15,760 Speaker 2: Infinite. 137 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:18,600 Speaker 3: I'm not good with percentages, but it sounds bad. 138 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:19,200 Speaker 2: Yeah. 139 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:22,120 Speaker 1: And when it comes to types of jobs, military specific 140 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:26,159 Speaker 1: occupations like soldiers and such are next, then healthcare support 141 00:06:26,279 --> 00:06:29,799 Speaker 1: like nurses or nurses aids, along with food service workers. 142 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:32,760 Speaker 5: Creamy, look at that, you guys for once you gave 143 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:35,160 Speaker 5: me a divorce survey where I'm not in it. 144 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:38,000 Speaker 4: Ah, right, I can't get a date, but your marriage 145 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:38,680 Speaker 4: will last forever. 146 00:06:38,839 --> 00:06:39,520 Speaker 3: Ye that's right. 147 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:43,000 Speaker 1: Meanwhile, heating and cooling mechanics are next, along with receptionists 148 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:44,839 Speaker 1: and clerks rounding out the top five. 149 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:48,239 Speaker 2: In cheaters, So your. 150 00:06:48,279 --> 00:06:50,240 Speaker 3: HVAC guy is and lady is. 151 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:52,400 Speaker 4: Yeah, because you have to always ask is it hot 152 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:52,720 Speaker 4: in here? 153 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:59,400 Speaker 3: It's a pickup line no matter what I'm Yeah, I 154 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:02,800 Speaker 3: see it just a miscommunication. 155 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:03,920 Speaker 2: For both women and men. 156 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,159 Speaker 1: The three jobs that are least likely to get a 157 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:09,440 Speaker 1: divorce are clergy, pastors, and ministers. 158 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:11,680 Speaker 2: You know, farmers and ranchers. 159 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:20,440 Speaker 1: They're so isolated, and then physicians are well, then they 160 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:25,400 Speaker 1: make so much money they probably divorce. I know one 161 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:28,280 Speaker 1: guy who believes in forever love and he doesn't care 162 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:29,840 Speaker 1: what profession his partner has. 163 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:33,800 Speaker 2: As long as it's not a shoe salesman, then there 164 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:36,440 Speaker 2: could be some bumps in the road. Yeah, that sound 165 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:39,120 Speaker 2: means laser stores have come to an end for the day. 166 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:42,000 Speaker 2: We're going to do it again the same time on Friday.