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<v Speaker 1>Second Date Update. The guy on the phone for a

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<v Speaker 1>second date update today wants to do a second date update,

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<v Speaker 1>but he also apparently wants to pass on information to

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<v Speaker 1>all the single men out there in the world, because

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<v Speaker 1>apparently he's figured out where to meet women, and he

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<v Speaker 1>said in his email he wants to share it with

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<v Speaker 1>the world. Oh, let's up, Carter. How are you hey?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing all right. How are you good? You're like

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<v Speaker 1>the Yoda of dating? Yeah, yeah, I mean I think

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<v Speaker 1>it might be time for me to put my lightsaber

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<v Speaker 1>on the shelf. Oh my god, I do have a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of tricks up my sleep. You know, you got

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<v Speaker 1>to be careful with this, though, because if you let

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<v Speaker 1>everybody know where you're meeting all these hot ladies, you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have some competition. I know, but you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>this one that I just met is pretty special. I

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<v Speaker 1>wish I had been given this information when I was

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<v Speaker 1>in their position. So all right, Well, before we talk

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<v Speaker 1>about your date, why don't you tell us your information.

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<v Speaker 1>So basically, there's three places that I go when I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to find either a long term hookup or just

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<v Speaker 1>a nice fun situation. And this is the first time

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying this, so I can't believe I'm doing it

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<v Speaker 1>so dony, like a breaking news sort of sound effect,

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<v Speaker 1>like it's gonna be huge. I'll leave that to you. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to be really Yeah, there's these things called apps.

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<v Speaker 1>You download them on your phone. Yeah, this this is

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<v Speaker 1>a little more analog. Okay, it's a lot of hype. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>What do you got? I go to restoration hardware. What

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<v Speaker 1>The second place I like to go to is pottery barn.

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<v Speaker 1>The reason is this, there's not a lot of dudes around. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna find a lot of single guys competing with

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<v Speaker 1>you for women's to tend. That's because all the women

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<v Speaker 1>in there are married. Like, I did not go to

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<v Speaker 1>either of those stores when I was a single woman.

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<v Speaker 1>Now that I'm married totally my jam man married, divorced,

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<v Speaker 1>getting divorced, separated, women who have a disposable income that

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<v Speaker 1>maybe just want to have a little fun and hosted

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<v Speaker 1>a young man. There's a bevy of willing ladies at

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<v Speaker 1>home furnishing stores basically. Yeah, and with the restoration hardware

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<v Speaker 1>in the pottery barn, you have women with a little

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<v Speaker 1>people pockets, so you find some nice sugar mama. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a little higher price point there, right. If I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going for a more long term thing, I'd go to

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<v Speaker 1>those higher end places. If I just want to hook

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<v Speaker 1>up for one night, I gotta go to Bedbath and Beyond.

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<v Speaker 1>So that was here. That was your breaking news that

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<v Speaker 1>you wanted to blow everybody's mind with. That's right, you

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<v Speaker 1>heard it here first on Brooke and Jebble in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>According to Carter, if you want to find willing divorces

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<v Speaker 1>or women with money, then go to bed Bath and

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<v Speaker 1>Beyond or restoration hardware, and that's where they're all hanging out.

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<v Speaker 1>And again, this is my secret, and I have found

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<v Speaker 1>the one. So boys, the secret is yours. So you

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<v Speaker 1>found the one? And is the one the person you

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<v Speaker 1>want to call today? It is? Wait, the one is

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<v Speaker 1>not calling you back. I think you're jumping the gun here. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but that's why I'm calling you, guys, because I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>you can get her on the phone and you can

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<v Speaker 1>straighten this whole thing out. Okay, okay, what's her name?

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<v Speaker 1>Her name is Sasha, Sasha, and I love saying that song.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that is really a lot of enthusiasm.

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<v Speaker 1>Where'd you meet Sasha? I met her at my garage

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<v Speaker 1>sale for the Desperate and Lonely bed Bess and beyond.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I was in my normal spot, the hand towel.

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<v Speaker 1>They have a lovely variety. They just hang out in

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<v Speaker 1>the hand tool section. All right. Did you actually go

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<v Speaker 1>on a date with her or was this your romantic outing?

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<v Speaker 1>We actually went on a date. Right after that. We

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<v Speaker 1>went to the food court. We went to pandex rest.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing wrong with that. You are a man of romance.

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<v Speaker 1>The hand tails and orange chicken. I mean, we just

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<v Speaker 1>really hit it off over the mushoe pork. I just

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<v Speaker 1>really felt it clicking. And she said that she was

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<v Speaker 1>having a hard time with her vacuum at home. So

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<v Speaker 1>we we're finishing up our meal, and I actually invited

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<v Speaker 1>over to my place because I have a state of

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<v Speaker 1>the art, brand new Dyson vacuum cleaner. Oh wow, they

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<v Speaker 1>invited her over to your place to show some real suction, huh.

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<v Speaker 1>I shelled out the eight hundred bucks for this thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It is no joke. Yeah, seriously, men don't need fancy cars,

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<v Speaker 1>They need fancy vacuums to impress women. Now, that's what

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<v Speaker 1>I was hoping would work, but unfortunately it didn't because

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<v Speaker 1>I invited her over and she very quickly that she

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<v Speaker 1>had other plan. Do you think that she knew the

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<v Speaker 1>whole time that it was a date? I just don't

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<v Speaker 1>feel like go into a food court after meeting in

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<v Speaker 1>bed Bath and beyond. We'll always feel like a romantic thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Believe me, sparks were flying. Okay? Felt it? Okay? And

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<v Speaker 1>have you talked to her? Since she has not returned

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<v Speaker 1>any of my text messages? Nothing? Wow? Yeah, I think

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<v Speaker 1>something got sent off. But I have never met a

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<v Speaker 1>more quality person in bed Bassett beyond, and the heart

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<v Speaker 1>wants what it wants. Yeah, I guess. So. Yeah, are

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<v Speaker 1>you did you tell her that? No? Are you crazy?

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't tell her that. I'm only telling you guys. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's the that's the reason. We'll play a song

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<v Speaker 1>and then come back and call her and get your

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<v Speaker 1>second day update. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, please, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't wait. I can't wait to hear what she has

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<v Speaker 1>to say, I mean, I'm really putting myself out here

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<v Speaker 1>with this. Okay, hang on brooking Jubil in the morning

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<v Speaker 1>updates if you're just joining us for today's second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>Carter is on the phone, and he spent most of

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<v Speaker 1>the first part of the second day update telling us

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<v Speaker 1>about how he likes to meet women. He says he

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<v Speaker 1>likes to go to home furnishing stores like Restoration Hart

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<v Speaker 1>or bed Bath and Beyond, bed Bath and Beyond what

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<v Speaker 1>she called the garage sale of the lost and Desperate

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<v Speaker 1>or something like that. But apparently he met a diamond

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<v Speaker 1>in the rough at bed Bath and Beyond and her

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<v Speaker 1>name is Sasha. They met there and then went to

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<v Speaker 1>the food court and had panda expressed together before she left,

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<v Speaker 1>and he hasn't heard from her sins, but he feels

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<v Speaker 1>like she's the one. Hey, Carter, you spent a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of time telling us about your favorite places to meet women,

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<v Speaker 1>but we didn't actually learn that much about Sasha in

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<v Speaker 1>that first part. Is there anything you'd like to actually

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<v Speaker 1>tell us about her? Like, do you know anything about her? Oh? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we hit up. She is just really well dressed. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>she just just looks really well put together. But not

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<v Speaker 1>in like a fac and put on way. Her blouse

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<v Speaker 1>was perfect at the jewelry that she had on, the earrings,

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<v Speaker 1>you can, I ask, do you have a weird thing

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<v Speaker 1>for details, because again, that is not telling anything about

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<v Speaker 1>who she is as a person. Well, I did tell

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<v Speaker 1>you she had vacuum problem, that's true. Yeah, you did

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<v Speaker 1>say that she was having a problem with her vacuum cleaner.

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<v Speaker 1>And you try to get her back to your place

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<v Speaker 1>by attempting her to come check out your dicon that

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<v Speaker 1>you have, and she said no. And that's the last

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<v Speaker 1>time you saw her. So you guys know a lot

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<v Speaker 1>about her then, huh. Yeah, I mean we can totally

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<v Speaker 1>see why you called her the one. Yeah, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>we do know almost way too much. Yeah, I almost

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<v Speaker 1>know too much about Sasha. So I'm just gonna dial

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<v Speaker 1>her fund of her right now and see if we

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<v Speaker 1>can get you another day. Okay, that'd be great. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go, bo him, I speak to Sasha. Please.

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<v Speaker 1>This is she? Hey, Sasha, how are you? This is

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<v Speaker 1>Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. Who is

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<v Speaker 1>this Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a radio show. Oh my god? Yeah, yeah, I've heard

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<v Speaker 1>of you guys. How's it going cool? Not bad? Hey, Sasha,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling you today because you went on a date

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<v Speaker 1>with a dude named Carter. Wait, hold on, is this

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<v Speaker 1>your second date update? Is that what this is? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that's exactly what it is. Oh. No, he emailed us

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<v Speaker 1>and told us about meeting you. He also said that

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<v Speaker 1>he liked you a lot, but you're not returning any

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<v Speaker 1>of his text messages. Yeah. I've heard your guys in

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<v Speaker 1>the second date updates before and they don't normally turn

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<v Speaker 1>out well yeah, well correct, so maybe this one will

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<v Speaker 1>be different. Maybe not? Maybe not? All right? Could I

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<v Speaker 1>ask what was it like? I just really curious because

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<v Speaker 1>he says that you guys met in the towel section

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<v Speaker 1>of Bed, Bath and Beyond. What was your first take

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<v Speaker 1>on Carter? He came up to me first of all

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<v Speaker 1>and was talking to me about the color selection. So

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<v Speaker 1>I thought that he just worked there, all right, that

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<v Speaker 1>would make sense. Yeah, but he didn't work there, but

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<v Speaker 1>he was super helpful with the towels. He knew what

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<v Speaker 1>Hope was, which I thought was a little weird. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he was just he was really friendly. He was really nice. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and is that why you decided to go to Panda

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<v Speaker 1>Express with him after you were done a bed bath

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<v Speaker 1>and beyond. Yeah, that's why I decided to go have

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<v Speaker 1>lunch with him. Okay, And you were looking at this

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<v Speaker 1>as like this could be a potential romantic partner. I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't go that far. It was lunch with him when

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<v Speaker 1>I met at that back he beyond patiently and how

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<v Speaker 1>did you like lunch with him? He wouldn't stop talking

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<v Speaker 1>about lu Hue pork, and I thought that was a

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<v Speaker 1>little odds. But we were just kind of talking about

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<v Speaker 1>life and stuff. And then he started staring at me

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<v Speaker 1>odd and I thought that he might actually be getting

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<v Speaker 1>sick off of the food. Yeah, and then I was

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<v Speaker 1>really concerned that I might get stick off of the food.

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<v Speaker 1>But then he leaned forward and I thought he's trying

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<v Speaker 1>to kiss me, would which seemed really forward? Yeah, But

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<v Speaker 1>I was wrong. It turns out he wasn't trying to

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<v Speaker 1>kiss me. He was trying to pick my note what like,

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<v Speaker 1>with his finger. With his finger, he leaned across the table,

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<v Speaker 1>extended his arm and he got really close to doing

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<v Speaker 1>it before I had to like swap his hand away.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say, did you did you slip out

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<v Speaker 1>of that? Like, did you get away from his finger?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Yeah, that's disgusting. Oh my god. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>kiss would have been a lot better than that. Why

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<v Speaker 1>would he do that? Would you say? I have no

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<v Speaker 1>idea why someone would do that. You call him out

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<v Speaker 1>for it? Yeah, I like backed away from him and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, what are you doing? And he's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>he's like, I'm just you know, I'm just trying to

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<v Speaker 1>take care of you. Well, I care of you. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you have like a big boogie hanging out of your nose? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I had a heart or not.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was just so embarrassed by the whole situation

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<v Speaker 1>that I told him that I had another errand to

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<v Speaker 1>run and that I had to go all right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's when you got out of there. Oh yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>He said that about the feminine errand and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>what what does that even mean? He did not tell

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<v Speaker 1>us that he tried to pick your nose. Well, I've

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<v Speaker 1>heard a lot of second date updates, and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know why he would have left that out. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the main reason why I never called him. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why he would have left that out either.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you've heard a lot of second eight updates,

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<v Speaker 1>and you should know that he's actually on the other

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<v Speaker 1>line listening and wants to talk to you. I forgot

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<v Speaker 1>about that. Hey, Sasha me Carter? What's going on? Carter?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you doing? First of all, Sasha, did you

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<v Speaker 1>like your food? Why did you like the meal that

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<v Speaker 1>we shared? Sasha? Yes, it was fine. What does that

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<v Speaker 1>have to do with anything? I was just thinking that

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<v Speaker 1>since I paid for lunch, you could tell me that

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<v Speaker 1>you had a good time. What did you have a

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<v Speaker 1>good time? Are you crazy? I just told everyone that

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<v Speaker 1>you tried to pick my nose. I definitely did not

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<v Speaker 1>have a good time. You may think that I did that,

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<v Speaker 1>But did I not compliment you on your jewelry? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>But Carter, did you try to pick her nose? Who cares?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you complimented on? You're trying to pick somebody's nose?

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<v Speaker 1>That trump's everything? Okay, I will address this. I was

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<v Speaker 1>not picking her nose. I was cleaning her nose. What

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<v Speaker 1>you're actually trying to put your finger in her nose?

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<v Speaker 1>R intention was not to use my finger. What were

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<v Speaker 1>you going to use then? Were you gonna lick it out?

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<v Speaker 1>What is it? What were you playing there? Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>this is so gross. You do that to other strangers

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<v Speaker 1>that you have just met, You try to stick your

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<v Speaker 1>finger up their nose. You don't think that's gross. Come on, Sasha,

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<v Speaker 1>you're saying that we were strangers. Come on, we're not strangers.

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<v Speaker 1>We definitely had something I'd make you ten minutes ago.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't do that for someone. You've just said, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even let my friends do that to me. Just

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<v Speaker 1>it felt like a very significant ten minutes what Carter, So,

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<v Speaker 1>what she's saying is you could be married for fifty

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<v Speaker 1>years and you still don't reach over and clean out

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<v Speaker 1>somebody's nose with your finger. Nay, like you tell them like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I think you got something there. Do you need a tissue?

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<v Speaker 1>I really feel like you guys are bashing me here. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>for sure. What I was doing was chivalrous and for

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<v Speaker 1>the most part, civilry is dead. And I saw an issue,

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<v Speaker 1>and I saw a woman, a woman that I spent

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<v Speaker 1>a very significant ten minutes with in bed, best and

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<v Speaker 1>beyond bonding, and I wanted to pick care of the

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<v Speaker 1>problem that you had. I wanted to be there for you.

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<v Speaker 1>So you think picking somebody's nose is a gentlemanly thing

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<v Speaker 1>to do, not just somebody's nose. Oh, Sasha, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think a habit of picking people's nose. I promise you that, Sasha.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it. Is it the nose picking that's not the problem,

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<v Speaker 1>or the fact that he doesn't understand that that's boundary

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<v Speaker 1>that you don't cross. Yeah, I think his chivalry is

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<v Speaker 1>a little too strong for me. I prefer to have

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<v Speaker 1>someone who's a little bit more relaxed initial body. That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>You be an independent woman. You pick your own nose.

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<v Speaker 1>You would rather me use the words excuse me, Sasha,

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<v Speaker 1>you have a booker hanging than me. Discreetly. Discreetly. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not even screed about picking somebody else's nose. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>get me wrong. We got pretty close in the line

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<v Speaker 1>at Penna Express, did we not. Oh my god, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>as you pointed to the moose, shoe pork, you grazed me. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>and you grazed. I'm not gonna say what you grazed

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<v Speaker 1>me with, but there was a great So he's saying

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<v Speaker 1>you wanted the nose picking, Sasha. Look, there were a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people in that line okay, And if I

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<v Speaker 1>accidentally moved forward into you unintentionally, that's not I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't. I wasn't putting moves on you. You aren't

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<v Speaker 1>putting the vibe out there that you wanted your nose pick.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess. So apparently, Sasha, would you like to go

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<v Speaker 1>out on a second date with Carter? We will pay

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<v Speaker 1>for it. Look, I'm gonna say know that because if

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<v Speaker 1>he's being honest and serious about what he's saying right now,

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<v Speaker 1>he might need to talk to a psychiatrist about his

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<v Speaker 1>boundary and his chivalry issue. Yeah with you, I tell

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<v Speaker 1>you I was joking. Will you agree to go on

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<v Speaker 1>another Dare you go about that? Sasha? If Carter says

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<v Speaker 1>that he was joking, what you go out with him? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I don't like your humor. Oh my god, I

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<v Speaker 1>am not giving up my princess at Bed Bath and

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<v Speaker 1>Beyond whenever you seek me. I think Bed Bath and

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<v Speaker 1>Beyond is a row vic in here they lost the customer.

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<v Speaker 1>Broken jul in the Morning text in at seven eight, five,

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<v Speaker 1>nine two. With a lot of judgy people out there,

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<v Speaker 1>I think they're right. Maybe Broken Jewel in the morning

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<v Speaker 1>talking about Todays second day update if you missed it,

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<v Speaker 1>This dude Carter met Sasha at a bed Bath and Beyond.

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<v Speaker 1>He says that's his go to spot to meet ladies.

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<v Speaker 1>He took her to the food court. They had lunch

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<v Speaker 1>when he met her at bed Bath and Beyond, they said,

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<v Speaker 1>He said they had a great time. What he didn't

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<v Speaker 1>tell us though, when we talked to him at first,

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<v Speaker 1>was that at the lunch he reached across the table

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<v Speaker 1>and literally tried to pick her nose. Brush something off

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<v Speaker 1>her face, tried to pick her nose, didn't get punched.

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<v Speaker 1>She was traumatized, and by the end of the phone call,

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<v Speaker 1>she if you used to go on a second date

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<v Speaker 1>because she wants to pick her own nose. I guess

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<v Speaker 1>chivalry is dead. Women don't let you open the door anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>I picked my own nose. Fine, I'll stop trying to

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<v Speaker 1>pick your nose then, Yeah,