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Speaker 1: Second Date Update. The guy on the phone for a
Speaker 1: second date update today wants to do a second date update,
Speaker 1: but he also apparently wants to pass on information to
Speaker 1: all the single men out there in the world, because
Speaker 1: apparently he's figured out where to meet women, and he
Speaker 1: said in his email he wants to share it with
Speaker 1: the world. Oh, let's up, Carter. How are you hey?
Speaker 1: I'm doing all right. How are you good? You're like
Speaker 1: the Yoda of dating? Yeah, yeah, I mean I think
Speaker 1: it might be time for me to put my lightsaber
Speaker 1: on the shelf. Oh my god, I do have a
Speaker 1: couple of tricks up my sleep. You know, you got
Speaker 1: to be careful with this, though, because if you let
Speaker 1: everybody know where you're meeting all these hot ladies, you're
Speaker 1: gonna have some competition. I know, but you know what,
Speaker 1: this one that I just met is pretty special. I
Speaker 1: wish I had been given this information when I was
Speaker 1: in their position. So all right, Well, before we talk
Speaker 1: about your date, why don't you tell us your information.
Speaker 1: So basically, there's three places that I go when I'm
Speaker 1: trying to find either a long term hookup or just
Speaker 1: a nice fun situation. And this is the first time
Speaker 1: I'm saying this, so I can't believe I'm doing it
Speaker 1: so dony, like a breaking news sort of sound effect,
Speaker 1: like it's gonna be huge. I'll leave that to you. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm going to be really Yeah, there's these things called apps.
Speaker 1: You download them on your phone. Yeah, this this is
Speaker 1: a little more analog. Okay, it's a lot of hype. Man,
Speaker 1: What do you got? I go to restoration hardware. What
Speaker 1: The second place I like to go to is pottery barn.
Speaker 1: The reason is this, there's not a lot of dudes around. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna find a lot of single guys competing with
Speaker 1: you for women's to tend. That's because all the women
Speaker 1: in there are married. Like, I did not go to
Speaker 1: either of those stores when I was a single woman.
Speaker 1: Now that I'm married totally my jam man married, divorced,
Speaker 1: getting divorced, separated, women who have a disposable income that
Speaker 1: maybe just want to have a little fun and hosted
Speaker 1: a young man. There's a bevy of willing ladies at
Speaker 1: home furnishing stores basically. Yeah, and with the restoration hardware
Speaker 1: in the pottery barn, you have women with a little
Speaker 1: people pockets, so you find some nice sugar mama. Right,
Speaker 1: it's a little higher price point there, right. If I'm
Speaker 1: going for a more long term thing, I'd go to
Speaker 1: those higher end places. If I just want to hook
Speaker 1: up for one night, I gotta go to Bedbath and Beyond.
Speaker 1: So that was here. That was your breaking news that
Speaker 1: you wanted to blow everybody's mind with. That's right, you
Speaker 1: heard it here first on Brooke and Jebble in the morning.
Speaker 1: According to Carter, if you want to find willing divorces
Speaker 1: or women with money, then go to bed Bath and
Speaker 1: Beyond or restoration hardware, and that's where they're all hanging out.
Speaker 1: And again, this is my secret, and I have found
Speaker 1: the one. So boys, the secret is yours. So you
Speaker 1: found the one? And is the one the person you
Speaker 1: want to call today? It is? Wait, the one is
Speaker 1: not calling you back. I think you're jumping the gun here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's why I'm calling you, guys, because I'm sure
Speaker 1: you can get her on the phone and you can
Speaker 1: straighten this whole thing out. Okay, okay, what's her name?
Speaker 1: Her name is Sasha, Sasha, and I love saying that song.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is really a lot of enthusiasm.
Speaker 1: Where'd you meet Sasha? I met her at my garage
Speaker 1: sale for the Desperate and Lonely bed Bess and beyond.
Speaker 1: All right, I was in my normal spot, the hand towel.
Speaker 1: They have a lovely variety. They just hang out in
Speaker 1: the hand tool section. All right. Did you actually go
Speaker 1: on a date with her or was this your romantic outing?
Speaker 1: We actually went on a date. Right after that. We
Speaker 1: went to the food court. We went to pandex rest.
Speaker 1: Nothing wrong with that. You are a man of romance.
Speaker 1: The hand tails and orange chicken. I mean, we just
Speaker 1: really hit it off over the mushoe pork. I just
Speaker 1: really felt it clicking. And she said that she was
Speaker 1: having a hard time with her vacuum at home. So
Speaker 1: we we're finishing up our meal, and I actually invited
Speaker 1: over to my place because I have a state of
Speaker 1: the art, brand new Dyson vacuum cleaner. Oh wow, they
Speaker 1: invited her over to your place to show some real suction, huh.
Speaker 1: I shelled out the eight hundred bucks for this thing.
Speaker 1: It is no joke. Yeah, seriously, men don't need fancy cars,
Speaker 1: They need fancy vacuums to impress women. Now, that's what
Speaker 1: I was hoping would work, but unfortunately it didn't because
Speaker 1: I invited her over and she very quickly that she
Speaker 1: had other plan. Do you think that she knew the
Speaker 1: whole time that it was a date? I just don't
Speaker 1: feel like go into a food court after meeting in
Speaker 1: bed Bath and beyond. We'll always feel like a romantic thing.
Speaker 1: Believe me, sparks were flying. Okay? Felt it? Okay? And
Speaker 1: have you talked to her? Since she has not returned
Speaker 1: any of my text messages? Nothing? Wow? Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: something got sent off. But I have never met a
Speaker 1: more quality person in bed Bassett beyond, and the heart
Speaker 1: wants what it wants. Yeah, I guess. So. Yeah, are
Speaker 1: you did you tell her that? No? Are you crazy?
Speaker 1: I wouldn't tell her that. I'm only telling you guys. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well that's the that's the reason. We'll play a song
Speaker 1: and then come back and call her and get your
Speaker 1: second day update. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, please, yeah, I
Speaker 1: can't wait. I can't wait to hear what she has
Speaker 1: to say, I mean, I'm really putting myself out here
Speaker 1: with this. Okay, hang on brooking Jubil in the morning
Speaker 1: updates if you're just joining us for today's second date update.
Speaker 1: Carter is on the phone, and he spent most of
Speaker 1: the first part of the second day update telling us
Speaker 1: about how he likes to meet women. He says he
Speaker 1: likes to go to home furnishing stores like Restoration Hart
Speaker 1: or bed Bath and Beyond, bed Bath and Beyond what
Speaker 1: she called the garage sale of the lost and Desperate
Speaker 1: or something like that. But apparently he met a diamond
Speaker 1: in the rough at bed Bath and Beyond and her
Speaker 1: name is Sasha. They met there and then went to
Speaker 1: the food court and had panda expressed together before she left,
Speaker 1: and he hasn't heard from her sins, but he feels
Speaker 1: like she's the one. Hey, Carter, you spent a lot
Speaker 1: of time telling us about your favorite places to meet women,
Speaker 1: but we didn't actually learn that much about Sasha in
Speaker 1: that first part. Is there anything you'd like to actually
Speaker 1: tell us about her? Like, do you know anything about her? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we hit up. She is just really well dressed. I mean,
Speaker 1: she just just looks really well put together. But not
Speaker 1: in like a fac and put on way. Her blouse
Speaker 1: was perfect at the jewelry that she had on, the earrings,
Speaker 1: you can, I ask, do you have a weird thing
Speaker 1: for details, because again, that is not telling anything about
Speaker 1: who she is as a person. Well, I did tell
Speaker 1: you she had vacuum problem, that's true. Yeah, you did
Speaker 1: say that she was having a problem with her vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 1: And you try to get her back to your place
Speaker 1: by attempting her to come check out your dicon that
Speaker 1: you have, and she said no. And that's the last
Speaker 1: time you saw her. So you guys know a lot
Speaker 1: about her then, huh. Yeah, I mean we can totally
Speaker 1: see why you called her the one. Yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: we do know almost way too much. Yeah, I almost
Speaker 1: know too much about Sasha. So I'm just gonna dial
Speaker 1: her fund of her right now and see if we
Speaker 1: can get you another day. Okay, that'd be great. All right,
Speaker 1: here we go, bo him, I speak to Sasha. Please.
Speaker 1: This is she? Hey, Sasha, how are you? This is
Speaker 1: Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. Who is
Speaker 1: this Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's
Speaker 1: a radio show. Oh my god? Yeah, yeah, I've heard
Speaker 1: of you guys. How's it going cool? Not bad? Hey, Sasha,
Speaker 1: I'm calling you today because you went on a date
Speaker 1: with a dude named Carter. Wait, hold on, is this
Speaker 1: your second date update? Is that what this is? Yes,
Speaker 1: that's exactly what it is. Oh. No, he emailed us
Speaker 1: and told us about meeting you. He also said that
Speaker 1: he liked you a lot, but you're not returning any
Speaker 1: of his text messages. Yeah. I've heard your guys in
Speaker 1: the second date updates before and they don't normally turn
Speaker 1: out well yeah, well correct, so maybe this one will
Speaker 1: be different. Maybe not? Maybe not? All right? Could I
Speaker 1: ask what was it like? I just really curious because
Speaker 1: he says that you guys met in the towel section
Speaker 1: of Bed, Bath and Beyond. What was your first take
Speaker 1: on Carter? He came up to me first of all
Speaker 1: and was talking to me about the color selection. So
Speaker 1: I thought that he just worked there, all right, that
Speaker 1: would make sense. Yeah, but he didn't work there, but
Speaker 1: he was super helpful with the towels. He knew what
Speaker 1: Hope was, which I thought was a little weird. But yeah,
Speaker 1: he was just he was really friendly. He was really nice. Okay,
Speaker 1: and is that why you decided to go to Panda
Speaker 1: Express with him after you were done a bed bath
Speaker 1: and beyond. Yeah, that's why I decided to go have
Speaker 1: lunch with him. Okay, And you were looking at this
Speaker 1: as like this could be a potential romantic partner. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't go that far. It was lunch with him when
Speaker 1: I met at that back he beyond patiently and how
Speaker 1: did you like lunch with him? He wouldn't stop talking
Speaker 1: about lu Hue pork, and I thought that was a
Speaker 1: little odds. But we were just kind of talking about
Speaker 1: life and stuff. And then he started staring at me
Speaker 1: odd and I thought that he might actually be getting
Speaker 1: sick off of the food. Yeah, and then I was
Speaker 1: really concerned that I might get stick off of the food.
Speaker 1: But then he leaned forward and I thought he's trying
Speaker 1: to kiss me, would which seemed really forward? Yeah, But
Speaker 1: I was wrong. It turns out he wasn't trying to
Speaker 1: kiss me. He was trying to pick my note what like,
Speaker 1: with his finger. With his finger, he leaned across the table,
Speaker 1: extended his arm and he got really close to doing
Speaker 1: it before I had to like swap his hand away.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, did you did you slip out
Speaker 1: of that? Like, did you get away from his finger?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, that's disgusting. Oh my god. Oh
Speaker 1: kiss would have been a lot better than that. Why
Speaker 1: would he do that? Would you say? I have no
Speaker 1: idea why someone would do that. You call him out
Speaker 1: for it? Yeah, I like backed away from him and
Speaker 1: I was like, what are you doing? And he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's like, I'm just you know, I'm just trying to
Speaker 1: take care of you. Well, I care of you. Did
Speaker 1: you have like a big boogie hanging out of your nose? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't know if I had a heart or not.
Speaker 1: But I was just so embarrassed by the whole situation
Speaker 1: that I told him that I had another errand to
Speaker 1: run and that I had to go all right, yeah,
Speaker 1: and that's when you got out of there. Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: He said that about the feminine errand and I was like,
Speaker 1: what what does that even mean? He did not tell
Speaker 1: us that he tried to pick your nose. Well, I've
Speaker 1: heard a lot of second date updates, and I don't
Speaker 1: know why he would have left that out. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's the main reason why I never called him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know why he would have left that out either.
Speaker 1: And if you've heard a lot of second eight updates,
Speaker 1: and you should know that he's actually on the other
Speaker 1: line listening and wants to talk to you. I forgot
Speaker 1: about that. Hey, Sasha me Carter? What's going on? Carter?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? First of all, Sasha, did you
Speaker 1: like your food? Why did you like the meal that
Speaker 1: we shared? Sasha? Yes, it was fine. What does that
Speaker 1: have to do with anything? I was just thinking that
Speaker 1: since I paid for lunch, you could tell me that
Speaker 1: you had a good time. What did you have a
Speaker 1: good time? Are you crazy? I just told everyone that
Speaker 1: you tried to pick my nose. I definitely did not
Speaker 1: have a good time. You may think that I did that,
Speaker 1: But did I not compliment you on your jewelry? Yeah?
Speaker 1: But Carter, did you try to pick her nose? Who cares?
Speaker 1: Did you complimented on? You're trying to pick somebody's nose?
Speaker 1: That trump's everything? Okay, I will address this. I was
Speaker 1: not picking her nose. I was cleaning her nose. What
Speaker 1: you're actually trying to put your finger in her nose?
Speaker 1: R intention was not to use my finger. What were
Speaker 1: you going to use then? Were you gonna lick it out?
Speaker 1: What is it? What were you playing there? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is so gross. You do that to other strangers
Speaker 1: that you have just met, You try to stick your
Speaker 1: finger up their nose. You don't think that's gross. Come on, Sasha,
Speaker 1: you're saying that we were strangers. Come on, we're not strangers.
Speaker 1: We definitely had something I'd make you ten minutes ago.
Speaker 1: You don't do that for someone. You've just said, I
Speaker 1: don't even let my friends do that to me. Just
Speaker 1: it felt like a very significant ten minutes what Carter, So,
Speaker 1: what she's saying is you could be married for fifty
Speaker 1: years and you still don't reach over and clean out
Speaker 1: somebody's nose with your finger. Nay, like you tell them like, hey,
Speaker 1: I think you got something there. Do you need a tissue?
Speaker 1: I really feel like you guys are bashing me here. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure. What I was doing was chivalrous and for
Speaker 1: the most part, civilry is dead. And I saw an issue,
Speaker 1: and I saw a woman, a woman that I spent
Speaker 1: a very significant ten minutes with in bed, best and
Speaker 1: beyond bonding, and I wanted to pick care of the
Speaker 1: problem that you had. I wanted to be there for you.
Speaker 1: So you think picking somebody's nose is a gentlemanly thing
Speaker 1: to do, not just somebody's nose. Oh, Sasha, I don't
Speaker 1: think a habit of picking people's nose. I promise you that, Sasha.
Speaker 1: Is it. Is it the nose picking that's not the problem,
Speaker 1: or the fact that he doesn't understand that that's boundary
Speaker 1: that you don't cross. Yeah, I think his chivalry is
Speaker 1: a little too strong for me. I prefer to have
Speaker 1: someone who's a little bit more relaxed initial body. That's right.
Speaker 1: You be an independent woman. You pick your own nose.
Speaker 1: You would rather me use the words excuse me, Sasha,
Speaker 1: you have a booker hanging than me. Discreetly. Discreetly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not even screed about picking somebody else's nose. Don't
Speaker 1: get me wrong. We got pretty close in the line
Speaker 1: at Penna Express, did we not. Oh my god, Oh,
Speaker 1: as you pointed to the moose, shoe pork, you grazed me. Oh,
Speaker 1: and you grazed. I'm not gonna say what you grazed
Speaker 1: me with, but there was a great So he's saying
Speaker 1: you wanted the nose picking, Sasha. Look, there were a
Speaker 1: lot of people in that line okay, And if I
Speaker 1: accidentally moved forward into you unintentionally, that's not I'm not.
Speaker 1: I wasn't. I wasn't putting moves on you. You aren't
Speaker 1: putting the vibe out there that you wanted your nose pick.
Speaker 1: I guess. So apparently, Sasha, would you like to go
Speaker 1: out on a second date with Carter? We will pay
Speaker 1: for it. Look, I'm gonna say know that because if
Speaker 1: he's being honest and serious about what he's saying right now,
Speaker 1: he might need to talk to a psychiatrist about his
Speaker 1: boundary and his chivalry issue. Yeah with you, I tell
Speaker 1: you I was joking. Will you agree to go on
Speaker 1: another Dare you go about that? Sasha? If Carter says
Speaker 1: that he was joking, what you go out with him? No?
Speaker 1: Because I don't like your humor. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: am not giving up my princess at Bed Bath and
Speaker 1: Beyond whenever you seek me. I think Bed Bath and
Speaker 1: Beyond is a row vic in here they lost the customer.
Speaker 1: Broken jul in the Morning text in at seven eight, five,
Speaker 1: nine two. With a lot of judgy people out there,
Speaker 1: I think they're right. Maybe Broken Jewel in the morning
Speaker 1: talking about Todays second day update if you missed it,
Speaker 1: This dude Carter met Sasha at a bed Bath and Beyond.
Speaker 1: He says that's his go to spot to meet ladies.
Speaker 1: He took her to the food court. They had lunch
Speaker 1: when he met her at bed Bath and Beyond, they said,
Speaker 1: He said they had a great time. What he didn't
Speaker 1: tell us though, when we talked to him at first,
Speaker 1: was that at the lunch he reached across the table
Speaker 1: and literally tried to pick her nose. Brush something off
Speaker 1: her face, tried to pick her nose, didn't get punched.
Speaker 1: She was traumatized, and by the end of the phone call,
Speaker 1: she if you used to go on a second date
Speaker 1: because she wants to pick her own nose. I guess
Speaker 1: chivalry is dead. Women don't let you open the door anymore.
Speaker 1: I picked my own nose. Fine, I'll stop trying to
Speaker 1: pick your nose then, Yeah,