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Speaker 1: You know, whenever you meet a new neighbor, you're just

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Speaker 1: hoping they're a nice person who hopefully you can get

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Speaker 1: along with, share a power.

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Speaker 2: Tool if you need it, I mean, baby, But.

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Speaker 1: Never in your wildest dreams would you want your neighbor

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Speaker 1: to be Jamie Button. That's the character Brooke plays today,

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Speaker 1: and she's about to introduce herself to a new family

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Speaker 1: as the fun new gal on the block.

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Speaker 2: I mean, if I don't like her and I am her.

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Speaker 1: You'll hear it in your phone. Tap right now?

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Speaker 2: Another Hello, Hey, their neighbor?

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Speaker 3: Who is this?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: You know this is Jamie Button?

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Speaker 3: Jamie do I know you?

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Speaker 2: Of course, I'm your new neighbor Getty corner to your house,

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Speaker 2: moved in last week? Okay, uh yeah, nice to meet you.

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Speaker 2: So who wants a spicy mar market? Ten? Am, Jamie

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Speaker 2: Button does? I can't see, but I'm using two thongs

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Speaker 2: to point to myself. Okay is that a yes? Is

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Speaker 2: that a yet? Oh? Is that yes? I got the

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Speaker 2: blender ready? No? Not for me? Not for me? Oh

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Speaker 2: tomorrow then, huh or maybe this afternoon? You know what,

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Speaker 2: Jamie Button's schedules wide open.

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Speaker 3: I'll have to check my my schedule, right.

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Speaker 2: You know it's funny. The other day you were getting

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Speaker 2: in your car at eight seventeen am. You know what

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Speaker 2: I'm talking about.

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Speaker 3: That's the time I usually leave for work.

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Speaker 2: Is it, though, because the next day I tried leaving

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Speaker 2: my house at the exact same time eight seventeen so

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Speaker 2: we could wave at each other. But but you didn't

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Speaker 2: leave till late twenty. Isn't that a kicker?

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Speaker 3: I must late?

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Speaker 2: What's the humps? Crumps? You trying to avoid the old

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Speaker 2: Jamie buttons? Well, too much sunshine for one morning for you. No,

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Speaker 2: we're neighbors now, so maybe we can coordinate schedules so

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Speaker 2: we can wave at each other same time every day.

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Speaker 2: Oh gosh, here's a Jamie button. Fun fact. I brush

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Speaker 2: my teeth the same time you brush yours. Isn't that

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Speaker 2: a quake in? Wait? Well, it's not because I planned it.

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Speaker 3: How do you know when I brush my teeth?

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Speaker 2: That's not the only thing I know? I notice you

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Speaker 2: stretched before getting in your car every morning.

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Speaker 3: Wait?

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Speaker 2: What all these years? No wonder my pelvis was so tight.

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Speaker 2: You're starting to make me feel uncomfortable here. I don't

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Speaker 2: even know you. I know that you got Mexican food

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Speaker 2: delivered on Tuesday and Thursday last week. Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: What that's a sign of a strong gastro intestinal track.

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Speaker 2: That's what that is? Okay, by Mexican on two different days,

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Speaker 2: be in the bathtub for a week.

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Speaker 3: This needs to stop.

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Speaker 2: You need to listen to me, Jamie. But I can't

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Speaker 2: stop because good neighbors watch out for each other and

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Speaker 2: watch each other. Oh, what you're doing is creepy. This

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Speaker 2: is crossing the line. Did you know that your Amazon

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Speaker 2: package sat outside your door for fourteen minutes the thirty

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Speaker 2: seven seconds yesterday? Good lord, I'm like, how much do

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Speaker 2: you know about me? Do not worry because Jamie Buttons

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Speaker 2: guarded it for you. I don't want you to guard

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Speaker 2: my packages. This is freaking me out. By the way, neighbor,

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Speaker 2: Can I get an extra key for your house? Absolutely not. Well,

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Speaker 2: you see the thing is, I'd take the one hidden

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Speaker 2: under that stone turtle, but I assume that you want

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Speaker 2: that for emergencies. Do you know that? Well? I know

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Speaker 2: that because when I was over there checking it out,

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Speaker 2: I saw your husband Jason tell that man to put

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Speaker 2: his towel back on the rack after he's done with

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Speaker 2: his showers. I could see his batuity. Okay, I'm calling

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Speaker 2: the police. I just called nine one one over that

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Speaker 2: tush too. I am hanging up the phone. I am

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Speaker 2: calling the police. Oh and by the way, when you

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Speaker 2: talk to the police, can you tell him that your husband,

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Speaker 2: Jayson is the one that set you up for this

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Speaker 2: break phone call. What this isn't your new neighbor. This

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Speaker 2: is Brook from the radio show Brock Good Jeffrey in

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Speaker 2: the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you. Oh

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Speaker 2: my god, your husband Jason. He emailed the show and

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Speaker 2: said he met the new neighbor and told you that

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Speaker 2: they were kind of creepy. Oh so yes, Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 2: I thought you were actually my neighbor. Oh you mean

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Speaker 2: Jamie Buttons by the quarterback hunting best gossip to Jamie Button.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna get that on a bumper sticker.

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Speaker 3: You want one, yes please, and a spicy mark.

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Speaker 2: All right, two such marks, Rodham, you know, pardon me,

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Speaker 2: kind of one. Jamie Button is my neighbor, Carora. What

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Speaker 2: you wish for wake up every morning was fom tap

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Speaker 2: weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: Holy one point five, I know you.

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Speaker 3: Wanted me to stay, but calling all the crazy visions

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Speaker 3: of me in Lee. I heard that there's a special

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Speaker 3: place where boys and girls can all be queens. Every

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Speaker 3: single day, I'm having wicked dreams of leaving Tennessee. You

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Speaker 3: San har Monica. They swear it's calling me. We'll make

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Speaker 3: my mama. God, it's gonna cusy scene she sees her

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Speaker 3: baby gone.

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Speaker 1: I know she's gone.

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Speaker 3: Sweep.

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Speaker 1: You won't have your day.

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Speaker 3: You're a pink pony guard and you dance at the club. Mama,

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Speaker 3: I'm just having bad on the stage.