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Speaker 1: You know, whenever you meet a new neighbor, you're just

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Speaker 1: hoping they're a nice person who hopefully you can get

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Speaker 1: along with, share a power tool if you need it.

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Speaker 1: I mean, maybe, but never in your wildest dreams would

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Speaker 1: you want your neighbor to be Jamie Button. That's the

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Speaker 1: character Brooke plays today, and she's about to introduce herself

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Speaker 1: to a new family as the fun new gal on

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Speaker 1: the block.

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Speaker 2: I mean, if I don't like her and I am her, you'll.

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Speaker 1: Hear it in your phone. Tap right now, Jeffrey's.

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Speaker 2: Phone taps on the twenties. Hello, Hey, their neighbor. Who

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Speaker 2: is this?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: You know this is Jamie Button? Jamie Do I know you?

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Speaker 3: Of course, I'm your new neighbor Getty corner to your house,

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Speaker 3: moved in last week.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, nice to meet you.

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Speaker 3: So, who wants a spicy momorke at ten am? Jamie

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Speaker 3: Button does. I can't see, but I'm using two thungbs

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Speaker 3: to point to myself.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's that?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Is that a yet?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yes, I got the pleasure ready? No, not for me?

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Speaker 2: Not for me?

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Speaker 3: Oh tomorrow, ben huh or maybe this afternoon? You know

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Speaker 3: what Jamie Button's schedules wide open.

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Speaker 2: I'll have to check my my schedule right.

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Speaker 3: You know it's funny the other day you were getting

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Speaker 3: in your car at eight seventeen am.

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: That's the time I usually leave for work.

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Speaker 3: Is it, though, because the next day I tried leaving

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Speaker 3: my house at the exact same time eight seventeen so

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Speaker 3: we could wave.

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Speaker 2: At each other. But but you didn't leave till late twenty.

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Speaker 2: Isn't that a kicker?

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Speaker 3: I must late?

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Speaker 2: What's the humpscrumps? You try to avoid the old Jamie buttons?

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Speaker 3: Well, too much sunshine for one morning for you. No,

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Speaker 3: we're neighbors now, so maybe we can coordinate schedules so

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Speaker 3: we can wave at each other same time every day.

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Speaker 2: Oh gosh, here's a Jamie button. Fun fact. I brush

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Speaker 2: my teeth the same time you brush yours. Isn't that

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Speaker 2: a quake in ink? Wait? Well, it's not because I

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Speaker 2: planned it. How do you know when I brush my teeth?

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Speaker 3: That's not the only thing I know? I notice you

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Speaker 3: stretched before getting in your car every morning.

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Speaker 2: Wait? What all these years? No wonder my pelvis was

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Speaker 2: so tight. You're starting to make me feel uncomfortable here.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know you. I know that you got

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Speaker 2: Mexican food delivered on Tuesday and Thursday last week. Oh

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Speaker 2: my god. What that's a sign of a strong gastro

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Speaker 2: intestinal track. That's what that is?

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Speaker 3: Okay, by Mexican on two different days, be in the

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Speaker 3: bathtub for a week. This needs to stop.

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Speaker 2: You need to listen to me, Jamie. But I can't.

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Speaker 3: Stop because good neighbors watch out for each other and

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Speaker 3: watch each other.

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Speaker 2: Oh, what you're doing is creepy. This is crossing the line.

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Speaker 3: Did you know that your Amazon package sat outside your

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Speaker 3: door for fourteen minutes the thirty seven seconds yesterday? Good lord?

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Speaker 2: I'm like, how much do you know about me? Do

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Speaker 2: not worry because Jamie Buttons guarded it for you. I

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Speaker 2: don't want you to guard my packages. This is freaking

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Speaker 2: me out. By the way, neighbor, Can I get an

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Speaker 2: extra key for your house? Absolutely not.

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Speaker 3: Well, you see the thing is, I'd take the one

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Speaker 3: hidden under that stone turtle.

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Speaker 2: But I assume that you want that for emergencies. Can

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Speaker 2: you know that? Well?

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Speaker 3: I know that because when I was over there checking

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Speaker 3: it out, I saw your husband Jason tell that man

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Speaker 3: to put his towel back on the rack after he's

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Speaker 3: done with his showers.

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Speaker 2: I can see his patuity. Okay, I'm calling the police.

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Speaker 2: I just called nine one one over that tush too.

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Speaker 2: I am hanging up the phone. I am calling the police.

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Speaker 3: Oh and by the way, when you talk to the police,

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Speaker 3: can you tell him that your husband, Jason is the

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Speaker 3: one that set you for this break phone call? What

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Speaker 3: this isn't your new neighbor. This is Brook from the

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Speaker 3: radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing

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Speaker 3: a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, your husband Jason.

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Speaker 3: He emailed the show and said he met the new

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Speaker 3: neighbor and told you that they were kind of creepy.

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Speaker 3: Oh so yes, Oh my gosh, I thought you were

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Speaker 3: actually my neighbor. Oh you mean Jamie Buttons by the

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Speaker 3: quarterback Hutton best gossip to Jamie Button.

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Speaker 2: Gonna get that on a bumper sticker. You want one? Yes, please,

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Speaker 2: and a spicy mark?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 2: Two side barsdam you know part of me kind of one?

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Speaker 2: Jamie Button is my neighbor? What you wish for? It

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Speaker 2: broke in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties,