WEBVTT - Stories From Jamaica

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<v Speaker 1>I started it. Good man, Hey, this is it. Guys.

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<v Speaker 1>We're headed down to Jamaica. Man, oh my goodness.

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<v Speaker 2>We have been waiting for this for weeks, days, months,

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<v Speaker 2>and we are finally gonna hear about Jamaica.

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<v Speaker 1>Mon, Jamaica, you're Jamaican me crazy? After the break?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, we're not taking We've been doing it for

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<v Speaker 2>twenty six seconds. We're not telling to tease. We're not

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<v Speaker 2>doing a break. But before we get to Jamaica, I

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<v Speaker 2>mean I need to know like going into Jamaica, Like

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<v Speaker 2>I need to know the process of Jamaica, getting to Jamaica.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to feel what it's like to leave American

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<v Speaker 2>soil and touch down in Jamaica. I need to know, like,

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<v Speaker 2>do you have an early flight so right when you

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<v Speaker 2>get in you can see the beautiful beaches, the sun

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<v Speaker 2>is still shining. Is it a nighttime flight? So you

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<v Speaker 2>have to wait to enjoy Jamaica till the next day?

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<v Speaker 2>This I need to set the scene in this first

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<v Speaker 2>you know, little segment, I would say, instead of dropping

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<v Speaker 2>right into the Jamaica story, I need to know how

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<v Speaker 2>we got there.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to set the mood. Yeahn mon, they have land,

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<v Speaker 1>trees and sun just like us. No third world country, Ray,

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<v Speaker 1>how poor really are they? That's not what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>I got you. We hit the airport late. Oh you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta you see this all right, I'm telling you now.

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<v Speaker 2>No, We'll start the show and then we got to

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<v Speaker 2>get into it. Like then I want to know, like,

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<v Speaker 2>bags packed early? Are you panic packing?

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<v Speaker 1>What am I? That's a stupid question.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a dumb question, cause you're already freaking out about

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<v Speaker 2>other things.

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<v Speaker 1>Ray, Is it a rush like a kidnapping? No? No, no, no, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>just packing for an airport man.

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<v Speaker 2>No, because me, I panic pack and I packed like

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<v Speaker 2>an hour before my flight. That sounds kinky, Like I

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<v Speaker 2>just my time management skills are not the best. And

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<v Speaker 2>we've talked about it on this pod, like when we're

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<v Speaker 2>planning coaches conventions, I'm always like, yeah, I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Gonna get it done. I'm gonna get it done. We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get it done early, early, early, early.

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<v Speaker 2>And then hasn't really happened that way. So that's what

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<v Speaker 2>I was referring to. But let's just start the show

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<v Speaker 2>and then I'll explain we're.

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<v Speaker 1>Gonna do it live. We oh the one two three

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<v Speaker 1>sore losers, fum Jamaica.

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<v Speaker 2>What's up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most

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<v Speaker 2>about sports.

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<v Speaker 1>Suck.

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<v Speaker 2>Give it the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm

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<v Speaker 2>pretty much a sports genius, y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>It says, and I'm from the North with this show,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm from Jamaica. Min and I got landmine two point

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<v Speaker 1>three through the three acres Mine I lived with my

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<v Speaker 1>wife Mon. Justin is supposed to be looking after our

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<v Speaker 1>kid Mon at Vanderbilt Man, but Justin moved to Michigan

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<v Speaker 1>Men for the foreseeable future Man, which is thousands of

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<v Speaker 1>miles away from Jamaica and thousands of miles away from

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<v Speaker 1>nash Tennessee. Mon. Over to you, Mon, but probably then

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<v Speaker 1>back to me. Mon.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So as you're headed out for Jamaica, are you packed?

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<v Speaker 2>Days in advanced?

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<v Speaker 1>The Beazer is because she works from home and she's

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<v Speaker 1>able to do that. Oh, pack a hat one day,

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<v Speaker 1>bra the next, panies thong, you know, so she's me.

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<v Speaker 1>I would almost say, what is it? What'd you call it?

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<v Speaker 2>Panic packing?

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<v Speaker 1>Kinky panic? Nope, Nope, panic packing? So like, yeah, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>like kind of foreplay like choke myself in panic and

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<v Speaker 1>then pack that hour before. Okay, I'm similar to you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing laundry at two am in the morning if

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<v Speaker 1>we're leaving at five like you. That's how I pack.

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<v Speaker 1>And my wife hates it.

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<v Speaker 2>It drives her nuts that I just am like, ah,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I'll get ready. We've got to be at

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<v Speaker 2>the airport in three hours. I'm like, yeah, so that's

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<v Speaker 2>putty of time to do two loads of laundry. Figure

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<v Speaker 2>out what I need, put it in a suitcase, and

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<v Speaker 2>we can roll it to the airport. That drives her insane.

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<v Speaker 2>So you aren't panic your panic packing veyas packed? Do

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<v Speaker 2>you bring sunscreen or do you buy sunscreen?

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<v Speaker 1>Fully loaded? Used about one bottle of the ten. So

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<v Speaker 1>remember that, guys, for the cruise and for the next convention,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't need all the sunscreen you're gonna pack.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, And so how are you going airport? Is Phil

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<v Speaker 2>taking you? Are you driving? Leaving your vehicle?

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<v Speaker 1>You ubering? What's the plan getting to the airport? Bring

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<v Speaker 1>our vehicle and VIP park where you park right next

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<v Speaker 1>to the airport. Rich, Rich don't ever let Baser do

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<v Speaker 1>it because there's no turnback. Once you give a street

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<v Speaker 1>cat satin sheets, they never go back to the street.

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<v Speaker 1>We learned that if you take an uber, it's just awkward,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's not how you want to come back to

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<v Speaker 1>America their exit or entrance. And then also when you

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<v Speaker 1>park there, you realize you still pay eighteen a day.

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<v Speaker 1>If you VIP, it's twenty eight. It's ten dollars more

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<v Speaker 1>a day for VIP. They warm your car, they wash

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<v Speaker 1>the thing. Heck, god, the guy farts in the seat

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<v Speaker 1>before you get there. It's great. You get off the

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<v Speaker 1>airplane and your car's waiting for you.

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<v Speaker 2>It is pretty fantastic. I used to do one of

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<v Speaker 2>those services, you park off property, and we had a

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<v Speaker 2>deal with the station here in one of the companies,

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<v Speaker 2>and so they would wash your car and they would

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<v Speaker 2>have it started and they would shuttle would pick you up,

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<v Speaker 2>drive you right to your car. Boom, You're in and

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<v Speaker 2>out in five minutes. Placement, belly up. It's no longer there.

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<v Speaker 2>So now I just pay the outrageous prices that it

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<v Speaker 2>costs to park at the freaking airport.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you know who taught me that, coach Ah He said, Hey, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>nobody knows about it. You can park right there and

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<v Speaker 1>you live like a celebrity. And it's not very expensive.

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<v Speaker 1>I did it one time when I was going to Florida.

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<v Speaker 2>My family was already down there and we were working

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<v Speaker 2>and we were gonna be.

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<v Speaker 1>Sit Friday and Saturday Sunday.

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<v Speaker 2>I was going after the show Friday, and I mean

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<v Speaker 2>I had a flight at one point thirty and we

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<v Speaker 2>were at the building till twelve thirty and I had

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<v Speaker 2>to get on the airplane. The plane was leaving Nashville

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<v Speaker 2>in one hour from when we said, okay, everybody have

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<v Speaker 2>a good weekend. And I drove so fast to the airport,

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<v Speaker 2>like I mean so fast. No, no, no, there was

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<v Speaker 2>a fire truck. I hit the fire truck.

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<v Speaker 1>Well it's this thing. Oh never mind, we don't need that.

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<v Speaker 2>There was a fire truck with its lights on, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was passing it on the highway because I did

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<v Speaker 2>not want to miss my plane. And I said, that

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<v Speaker 2>is a bad sign. When I'm driving that fast to

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<v Speaker 2>get to the airport.

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<v Speaker 1>Why'd you pass me? Why'd you get it? Give me

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<v Speaker 1>a ticket? I don't know. You passed a fire truck

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<v Speaker 1>with its lights on.

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<v Speaker 2>And I pulled up to this VIP You got me,

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<v Speaker 2>this VIP thing that you are talking about, and I said, hey, man,

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<v Speaker 2>I need a ticket. I need a ticket. He said, oh, sir,

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<v Speaker 2>you got to wait in line. You know what I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>there's two cars in front of you. I said, Man,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna miss my flight. He goes, sorry, Man, I said,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll just leave the car the keys on the seat.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you really want to just leave your car there

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<v Speaker 2>with the keys on the seat.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, yeah, I'll just find it when I

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<v Speaker 2>get back fin to find out. I'll just find it

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<v Speaker 2>when I get back pull up. He goes, you think

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<v Speaker 2>it's gonna be just that easy. We'll just be able

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<v Speaker 2>to find the car where the guy didn't take a ticket.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, you argue with everybody. I don't even say but

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<v Speaker 1>one word to the VIP person keys high see us Sunday.

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<v Speaker 2>I was in such a hurry that I was gonna

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<v Speaker 2>miss the flight that I was just gonna leave the keys,

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<v Speaker 2>not even get a ticket, and figure.

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<v Speaker 1>It out when I got back fin to find out.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I pulled out a ten dollar bill or

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<v Speaker 2>twenty dollars bill, and he goes, oh, here's your ticket

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<v Speaker 2>right now. Boom made the flight, but go ahead, so

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna park it VIP.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, we're not even out of the airport. Dude, I

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<v Speaker 1>know this Jamaican story is gonna be a two parter.

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<v Speaker 1>So you go and right you go to day d No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>are you.

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<v Speaker 2>Flying out in the morning or the evening the afternoon?

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<v Speaker 2>What time are you leaving Nashville?

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<v Speaker 1>This trip was so long ago. Let me go back

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<v Speaker 1>in my head. I believe it's always early flights. So yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it was wee hours of the morning. We probably left

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<v Speaker 1>at six am, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to know what it's going to be

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<v Speaker 2>like when we get to Jamaica. Is it going to

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<v Speaker 2>be daytime?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's the problem. It was gonna be where we

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<v Speaker 1>could sneak in one hour of sunlight. Well, in Florida,

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<v Speaker 1>because we had connecting flights, we hit a bird. We

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<v Speaker 1>had to return back to Orlando or Miami or Fort Lauderdale,

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<v Speaker 1>one of the three, don't know, had about three times

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<v Speaker 1>that many drinks, and so then we were delayed and

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<v Speaker 1>we didn't get in probably till ten pm. No, so

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<v Speaker 1>we couldn't squeeze in the hour of sunlight and we

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't even do a dinner mon So that's also where

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<v Speaker 1>we got the pro tip that sometimes you go a

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<v Speaker 1>day before your reservation, cause you still get charged for

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<v Speaker 1>that day. Oh mon, that's rough. Mon. Oh I'm only

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<v Speaker 1>there for five bangers, so we almost got four and

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<v Speaker 1>a half. I had no idea that there was travel

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<v Speaker 1>delays because of birds, that's what he said. He said,

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<v Speaker 1>because of it maybe blocking the engine that we had

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<v Speaker 1>to turn around. And so then you go back to

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<v Speaker 1>the airport and of course on body and drinks. How

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<v Speaker 1>many can you squeeze in? I told Bazer minimum an

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<v Speaker 1>hour and a half. They fixing like forty minutes. I

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<v Speaker 1>was still at the bar. I ran back onto the

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<v Speaker 1>flight as it was basically pulling off. Been there, Been there?

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<v Speaker 1>I said, Uh, well, first of all, reception isn't good

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<v Speaker 1>in the airport, and never got your texts, and holy crap,

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<v Speaker 1>did not know mister Coxter here that that pilot was

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be able to fix an engine with a seagull

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<v Speaker 1>in it in forty minutes. Props to him. Hey, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>where's my seat? Oh it's not reserve. Still this is

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<v Speaker 1>actually before the fact when you could have a reserve seat.

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<v Speaker 1>Now it was fill in. Maybe got lucky sat next

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<v Speaker 1>to it. Nobody sat in the front seats because it

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<v Speaker 1>was a bigger dude. Ah, So we sat next to

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<v Speaker 1>a bigger dude and he was a recovering alcoholic. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in recovery too, gambling addict, and he goes, here's

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<v Speaker 1>my drink tickets. So the whole time we're body and

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<v Speaker 1>drinks right next to this guy recovering from it. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>and he was doing Discord. He was on some crazy

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<v Speaker 1>wacky stuff on his Internet. But we got great seats

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<v Speaker 1>and two drink tickets all because we sat next to

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<v Speaker 1>the big dude. What was he head to Jamaica for?

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<v Speaker 1>He wasn't going to Jamaica, so that actually might have

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<v Speaker 1>been the flight to floridakank got it. I was gonna

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<v Speaker 1>say that dude did not go to Jamaica with us.

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<v Speaker 1>He was, Uh, it would have been burnt like a crab. Dude.

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<v Speaker 1>That guy got off in Florida at some Discord convention.

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<v Speaker 1>He be a beached whale. You know what now that

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<v Speaker 1>you bring it up. He wasn't going to cho Rio.

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<v Speaker 1>He hadn't seen the sun in like two years. He

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't going to montegobeimn all right mine? Oh none?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's funny. Mone So you get to Jamaica. Tell

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<v Speaker 2>me about getting Jamaica. What's it feel like?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it hot? Is it like?

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<v Speaker 2>Tell me about Jamaica. What's the everybody friendly? Right when

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<v Speaker 2>you get off the plane, Hey, welcome to Jamaica.

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<v Speaker 1>Mon, come on, I believe we're in the vicinity of

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<v Speaker 1>about ten drinks each at that point. I remember getting

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<v Speaker 1>off the plane and this dude was talking my ear

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<v Speaker 1>off and he was telling me about this Negrill, Gotta

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<v Speaker 1>go to Nogrill. He had like his sorority daughter and

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<v Speaker 1>fraternity son next to him, his wife. It almost looked

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<v Speaker 1>like the people from the show That's Amazing where they're

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<v Speaker 1>in Europe and they go to Taiwan and it's my

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<v Speaker 1>favorite show, White Lotus. Yeah, it was exactly like that family. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And so he's guy's going crazy, looks like a stock trader.

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<v Speaker 1>The wife looks stressed out and she's on pills maybe,

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<v Speaker 1>and but he goes, got to go to Negril. It's amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>I go, well, we're actually going to Ocho Rio, so

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<v Speaker 1>we're not even going into Garril, but he's still pitching

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<v Speaker 1>me on Nogrill. I guess like we got to check

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<v Speaker 1>out Negril next time. So remember that. And then immediately

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<v Speaker 1>once we get through whatever you're going through customs, there's

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<v Speaker 1>a BMW waiting to pick us up, basically with a

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<v Speaker 1>bow on it, and the guys were in a Santa hat.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go. I got the pick on the gram. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't wait. And so that's it that we did. You

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<v Speaker 1>could have paid I want to say, one hundred dollars

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<v Speaker 1>for a bus with twenty other sweaty Americans now or

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred and fifty for a VIP be what happened

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<v Speaker 1>to be a bm W carr, I'll do that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And so dude is amazing, except for Baser gets with

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<v Speaker 1>emotional with the dude because he's away from his family

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<v Speaker 1>on Christmas. It was Christmas Day. Oh, and so basic was,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry you have to drive us, Laura, Baser,

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<v Speaker 1>it's his job. Let him and he goes, yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just happy to make money. That's awesome, and she was,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry we're taking you away from your family, Baser,

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<v Speaker 1>it's his job. And so I'm sure we tipped the

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<v Speaker 1>dude forty dollars after we had already paid him like

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred and fifty. So you paid extra for the

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<v Speaker 1>parking at the airport. You paid extra for the transportation.

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<v Speaker 1>You are rich, rich, okay, but we save up for this.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't go on vacation on the cheap. If we

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<v Speaker 1>do it, we've already put an entire five paychecks towards it.

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<v Speaker 1>We get it. You're like, you're trying to be like

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<v Speaker 1>Joe from Sarasota. I get it.

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<v Speaker 2>I understand trying to impress your hot young wife.

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<v Speaker 1>I got it. And it's also one of those things

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<v Speaker 1>that there was no gambling there, so and you weren't

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<v Speaker 1>allowed to tip there. Oh yeah, it was some resorts.

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<v Speaker 1>How terrible. Well, because some resorts it's a known Oh

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta tip the maids or the cleaning people. You

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<v Speaker 1>got to tip the bar guy, the bar keep, the

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<v Speaker 1>bar back, the restaurant person at your table at breakfast,

0:13:07.720 --> 0:13:10.199
<v Speaker 1>two dollars, person that turns down your bed two dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>This one. They said no tipping or people get fired.

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<v Speaker 1>So we still bring five hundred because we're gonna tip

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<v Speaker 1>people on the slide, you know. Yeah, and so the

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<v Speaker 1>obviously a BMW guy boom, You've just want it. You've

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<v Speaker 1>been blessed, you've been sided. And so two minutes outside

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<v Speaker 1>the airport, were stopping getting some tree. He stopped just

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<v Speaker 1>for a minute, comes back with an entire shrub. We're

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<v Speaker 1>never gonna burn through all that. Maybe all we need

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<v Speaker 1>is a leaf, you know what I mean? Got it

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<v Speaker 1>and so got it on. Like we've already made two

0:13:41.200 --> 0:13:43.600
<v Speaker 1>terrible bit money decisions. We give this dude a forty

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<v Speaker 1>dollars tip when he's already getting paid. Look at him.

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<v Speaker 1>He's driving a better vehicle than us in America. Like, seriously,

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<v Speaker 1>the dude was driving up beams a BM dumbs dirt

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<v Speaker 1>was it a no, it wasn't it? Bends is a

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<v Speaker 1>BMW and the baser I drive a trailblazer from twenty

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<v Speaker 1>years ago. Good gosh, you don't have to tip the man.

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<v Speaker 1>And he was an absolute blast and a vibe. But

0:14:07.320 --> 0:14:09.920
<v Speaker 1>it's dark, so we're not really able to see. You

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<v Speaker 1>can see some lights up in the hills. That is

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<v Speaker 1>what Jamaica is cool for. You can see the hills,

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<v Speaker 1>you can see the shanties, you can see the third

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<v Speaker 1>world country where in Costa Rica you can see that too.

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<v Speaker 2>I would say I'm staying out of Costa Rica, man,

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<v Speaker 2>surfer dude, Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh, but uh, Places like Aruba and what's in a

0:14:29.240 --> 0:14:32.800
<v Speaker 1>Turks and Caicos and Dominican Republic. There's no hills, so

0:14:32.840 --> 0:14:34.840
<v Speaker 1>you're just seeing flat at night. You're not gonna see

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<v Speaker 1>anything this. You're seeing the lights, you're seeing what makes it.

0:14:37.720 --> 0:14:41.200
<v Speaker 1>You know, you're seeing a family, you see bolt, you saying, yeah,

0:14:41.280 --> 0:14:43.920
<v Speaker 1>seeing flags they're proud of Jamaica there. But yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>you're seeing some stuff thanks to the hills. But it's

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<v Speaker 1>about an hour and a half drive from this airport.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, I'm passing out.

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<v Speaker 1>And I still don't even know what airport we flew into.

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<v Speaker 1>Either it was Montego Bay or Ocho Rio, because Ocho

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<v Speaker 1>Rio is right next to where we're at, so I'm

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<v Speaker 1>pretty sure we flew into Montego Bay. That's why the

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<v Speaker 1>flight or the drive was an hour and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>And the guy at the pool, I'd already told that story,

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<v Speaker 1>remember his wife, Yeah, very attractive, massive mountain range. They

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<v Speaker 1>were hammered left the rolexes at the pool. I kept

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<v Speaker 1>telling the guy that we flew into Ocho Rea, and

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<v Speaker 1>I told him our our drive was an hour and

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<v Speaker 1>a half. He probably thought I was crazy because it's

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<v Speaker 1>probably it's like a five minute drive.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he probably thought this dude done.

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<v Speaker 1>I told in dude the wrong airport for an entire

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<v Speaker 1>conversation of five hours. It happens.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, you're not supposed to know. You're not you're not

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<v Speaker 2>Jamaica familiar. You know, you're new.

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<v Speaker 1>He goes what you went to? You went to Ocho Rio. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we flew in there. Huh. Yeah, it was an hour

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<v Speaker 1>and a half drive. You went to Ocho Rea. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, mamboo up top, open wide air, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>not a lot of flights. Yeah, yeah, we got to

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<v Speaker 1>take a break. But that guy was so confused. We're

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<v Speaker 1>still in the car driving to the resort and we

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<v Speaker 1>haven't got to the resort yet. We're at the resort.

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<v Speaker 1>We just got there. We just got there, and they

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<v Speaker 1>just walking with open arms or what we did? Make

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<v Speaker 1>one more pitstock, let me hear it. Bazer didn't know

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<v Speaker 1>how to properly plant the tree, got it? So that

0:16:06.920 --> 0:16:09.400
<v Speaker 1>guy helped plant the tree while I went to this

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<v Speaker 1>little dive bar all by myself with American money and

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<v Speaker 1>there's ten people at the bar look at me like

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<v Speaker 1>we hate American. Oh so I didn't the love from Jamaica,

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<v Speaker 1>does it happen till you get to the resort up

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<v Speaker 1>until then, it's a crowd that knows like three words,

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<v Speaker 1>we hate American. I roll up to this bar, hot,

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<v Speaker 1>I got American money, I want some drink, I want

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<v Speaker 1>some red stripe. I have eight eyes looking at me,

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<v Speaker 1>and all of them are saying we hate American. They're

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<v Speaker 1>not your best friend.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh No, you were Wait, host, so you're telling me

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<v Speaker 2>you were walking in thinking sits in ray Boondamon, that's

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<v Speaker 2>what you were thinking. You were thinking it was gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be open arms, arms.

0:16:53.320 --> 0:16:56.720
<v Speaker 1>Wide open, and what's that song with arms? What open?

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<v Speaker 1>The love Mone was in the BMW when we got

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<v Speaker 1>picked up. The love Mone is at the resort, Mon.

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<v Speaker 1>But when I was at the dive bar Mone, just

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get a red strip. Man, they probably overcharged

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<v Speaker 1>me twenty dollars because I think I gave them a

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<v Speaker 1>twenty and it was like a dollar beer there because

0:17:13.800 --> 0:17:17.360
<v Speaker 1>their prices are really cheap. Yeah, and it didn't get

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<v Speaker 1>money back and then yeah, yeah, yeah, they weren't very

0:17:21.760 --> 0:17:24.919
<v Speaker 1>kind to me there. Oh that's unfortunate, and that was

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<v Speaker 1>really my first I'm in Jamaica, mon Oh, I hate mon.

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<v Speaker 1>Bob Marley man, hey, you was same boltmn we hate

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<v Speaker 1>American Oh like you walked in and then the er

0:17:35.359 --> 0:17:38.560
<v Speaker 1>the music stopped. Yes, and so then then we got

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<v Speaker 1>out of there, got into BMW. Everything was properly planted

0:17:42.560 --> 0:17:44.080
<v Speaker 1>and we were ready ahead of the resort.

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<v Speaker 2>Baby, I love it when you pull the resort. Is

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<v Speaker 2>there a gait?

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<v Speaker 1>I saw it on the way out, not on the

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<v Speaker 1>way in. Things were a little blurry. I'm in and

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<v Speaker 1>out of consciousness. Got it not really that intense, but

0:17:56.720 --> 0:17:59.760
<v Speaker 1>I things are a little fuzzy. Okay, there wasn't a gait.

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<v Speaker 1>Saw it on the way out, but yeah, we roll

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<v Speaker 1>up and it's just it's beautiful. The Christmas lights. There's presents,

0:18:06.320 --> 0:18:11.040
<v Speaker 1>Christmas trees lining the row, and there's a huge soldier,

0:18:11.200 --> 0:18:14.919
<v Speaker 1>a Christmas soldier from oh you know, from all the

0:18:14.960 --> 0:18:17.840
<v Speaker 1>stories that we used to read as kids. They made

0:18:18.040 --> 0:18:21.600
<v Speaker 1>us feel like it was a tropical Christmas the minute

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<v Speaker 1>we were there. We're at the resort. We need to

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<v Speaker 1>take a break down.

0:18:25.359 --> 0:18:27.080
<v Speaker 2>When we're gonna go to the front desk, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>check in. We're gonna come back and tell you the

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<v Speaker 2>rest of Jamaica.

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<v Speaker 1>The rest of the story is where we're gonna meet

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<v Speaker 1>after the break, Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear after this. So anyways,

0:18:42.640 --> 0:18:49.399
<v Speaker 1>this teddy Bear character, So we had actually landed and

0:18:50.200 --> 0:18:54.280
<v Speaker 1>airported and taxied and got all the way to the

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<v Speaker 1>resort and what do we need a nightcap? So you're

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<v Speaker 1>talking espresso Martini's, and we didn't know precisely where the

0:19:03.119 --> 0:19:07.040
<v Speaker 1>location was where you could go get those nice resort

0:19:07.080 --> 0:19:08.919
<v Speaker 1>but it's not really signs. They try to make it

0:19:08.920 --> 0:19:11.520
<v Speaker 1>look all sexy. So we're just kind of looking around

0:19:12.000 --> 0:19:14.640
<v Speaker 1>when the corner, this dude comes out and he goes, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>are you guys looking for Espress with martiniz Mon. We go, well, yeah, yeah, yeah,

0:19:18.880 --> 0:19:21.000
<v Speaker 1>we are, and he goes, I know min in this

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<v Speaker 1>really nice place. Man, it's just right around the corner.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll show you. Man. And I said, thank you so much, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>What is your name? And he goes, what teddy Bear? Man,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you doing? I started, why, you idiot? I

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<v Speaker 1>only did thirty seconds, you idiot. You didn't miss anything.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm did thirty Now I'm all thrown off. Man. I

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<v Speaker 1>did thirty seconds, mon, But why would you do that? Mon?

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<v Speaker 2>I was sitting there just waiting for you, and I

0:19:54.680 --> 0:19:58.040
<v Speaker 2>heard you do your whistle. But I thought that means

0:19:58.080 --> 0:20:01.240
<v Speaker 2>you were getting a drink doing something. And I look

0:20:01.320 --> 0:20:03.040
<v Speaker 2>in here and he's talking about Teddy Bear.

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<v Speaker 1>I did it to piss you off. Nah, you do

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<v Speaker 1>piss me off? Man just confused me. More like it.

0:20:12.359 --> 0:20:15.879
<v Speaker 2>Like there's no I'm not angry. I'm just like, huh so,

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<v Speaker 2>uh yeah, I will go. I guess I'll just yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>how long we been doing this now?

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<v Speaker 1>Twenty twenty, twenty twenty hell of the documentary?

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<v Speaker 2>Ray, I don't even know one forty oh my god?

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever? So why not just say, hey, lunch, I'm ready? Man?

0:20:32.680 --> 0:20:35.280
<v Speaker 1>Is this exact reason to piss you off? No? No, No,

0:20:35.600 --> 0:20:38.040
<v Speaker 1>do I sound pissed off? No? I just did it

0:20:38.040 --> 0:20:40.080
<v Speaker 1>to see how long I could tell the story before

0:20:40.119 --> 0:20:40.800
<v Speaker 1>you came in here.

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<v Speaker 2>I was just like, man, Ray went to the bathroom,

0:20:42.920 --> 0:20:45.440
<v Speaker 2>and it's been gone a while. I guess I'll wander

0:20:45.480 --> 0:20:46.600
<v Speaker 2>down there and see if he's back.

0:20:46.920 --> 0:20:50.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh, he's already talking. It's in use, the mics are on,

0:20:50.760 --> 0:20:52.359
<v Speaker 1>and I did it to show the listeners that I

0:20:52.400 --> 0:20:55.439
<v Speaker 1>could do a show without you. Oh so for forty seconds.

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<v Speaker 1>They learned that. That's pretty impressive. That's pretty impressive.

0:20:58.680 --> 0:21:01.520
<v Speaker 2>So are you gonna reekapit or am I just gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have to catch up?

0:21:02.600 --> 0:21:05.879
<v Speaker 1>Dimly lit resort. It was nine pm and we needed

0:21:05.880 --> 0:21:08.520
<v Speaker 1>a night cap. We wanted an espresso Martini. Out of

0:21:08.520 --> 0:21:12.160
<v Speaker 1>the corner comes this guy, Teddy bear Man, I'll show

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<v Speaker 1>you where espresso Martinis Armand did he work at the

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<v Speaker 1>hotel or was he a guest? Yes? Had the name tag,

0:21:17.280 --> 0:21:20.360
<v Speaker 1>white shirt pants. And so we go to the espresso

0:21:20.440 --> 0:21:22.840
<v Speaker 1>bar and it's kind of hidden bookshelves and all that.

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<v Speaker 1>We would have never found it.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, wait, wait, there's a special bar for no spress.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Espresso martiniz Expresso Martinis. Got it. But remember you

0:21:32.040 --> 0:21:34.840
<v Speaker 1>can't tip these people. So we get there and me

0:21:34.920 --> 0:21:38.639
<v Speaker 1>and Baser combined have probably put enough drinks down to

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<v Speaker 1>float a boat, but we're still feeling pretty good. We

0:21:41.480 --> 0:21:43.199
<v Speaker 1>remember it all, you know, I'm just saying, but if

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<v Speaker 1>you think about it, heavy travel day, heavy drinking. Yeah,

0:21:47.440 --> 0:21:49.080
<v Speaker 1>and we got the free drinks on the flight from

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<v Speaker 1>that dude that was a recovery.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, that was doing his sheets.

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<v Speaker 1>And so we go to this Espresso Martini bar and

0:21:55.800 --> 0:21:59.080
<v Speaker 1>what do you think Baser is already doing the tipping. Hey,

0:21:59.480 --> 0:22:03.199
<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm bartender. You were so amazing here here. I

0:22:03.240 --> 0:22:05.800
<v Speaker 1>know you guys can't take tips. I'm gonna slip you this.

0:22:06.160 --> 0:22:10.600
<v Speaker 1>So she slips the bartender forty dollars Teddy Bear. We

0:22:10.680 --> 0:22:15.280
<v Speaker 1>don't know precisely the exact amount, but between one hundred

0:22:15.440 --> 0:22:18.080
<v Speaker 1>and one hundred and fifty dollars. We tipped Teddy Bear

0:22:18.359 --> 0:22:21.760
<v Speaker 1>for showing you where the bar is. Have you ever

0:22:21.840 --> 0:22:24.679
<v Speaker 1>met us when we're drunk. We're the nicest people in

0:22:24.680 --> 0:22:32.080
<v Speaker 1>the world. And Payser thinks that everybody's buller, Sir, this

0:22:32.160 --> 0:22:37.800
<v Speaker 1>kid probably has a condo and he was so nice.

0:22:37.920 --> 0:22:43.040
<v Speaker 1>How far did he walk you? Like two stairs us

0:22:43.040 --> 0:22:48.680
<v Speaker 1>to the Bobby Boncho studio. Oh my gosh. But it

0:22:48.760 --> 0:22:52.280
<v Speaker 1>was a greate espresso martini. And so we wake up

0:22:52.280 --> 0:22:54.359
<v Speaker 1>the next morning we thought we got robbed. We realized

0:22:54.359 --> 0:22:57.960
<v Speaker 1>we tipped Teddy somewhere between north of one hundred and

0:22:58.040 --> 0:23:05.359
<v Speaker 1>south of two hundred, and that is where the story starts.

0:23:06.080 --> 0:23:08.159
<v Speaker 1>Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear.

0:23:09.440 --> 0:23:13.520
<v Speaker 2>So I'm assuming that Teddy Bear, after that tip is

0:23:13.560 --> 0:23:16.880
<v Speaker 2>gonna be in your hip pocket all weekend, all week.

0:23:17.080 --> 0:23:20.959
<v Speaker 1>So over the next four days, if we were at

0:23:21.000 --> 0:23:24.399
<v Speaker 1>a brunch, oh hey, Teddy Bear, if we were at

0:23:24.400 --> 0:23:28.239
<v Speaker 1>a pool, Hey, teddy Bear, how have you guys been

0:23:28.280 --> 0:23:30.720
<v Speaker 1>doing mine? Good man? Good mon? Hey, I have my

0:23:30.840 --> 0:23:33.000
<v Speaker 1>dj tonight, mon. Would you want to swing by and

0:23:33.000 --> 0:23:37.560
<v Speaker 1>listen to my music? Man? Maybe maybe we will after dinner. Hey, man,

0:23:37.960 --> 0:23:41.040
<v Speaker 1>Remember I'm DJing tonight. Man, I'll see you guys later. Thanks,

0:23:41.119 --> 0:23:44.040
<v Speaker 1>min Yeah, just let me know the following morning. Oh. Sorry,

0:23:44.080 --> 0:23:45.480
<v Speaker 1>we didn't come, dude, it was late at night. It

0:23:45.520 --> 0:23:48.920
<v Speaker 1>didn't come. It's okay, man. Later on today, Mon, we're

0:23:48.920 --> 0:23:52.320
<v Speaker 1>putting together skid out here in the plaza. You should

0:23:52.320 --> 0:23:56.399
<v Speaker 1>come by and see. Man. I'll be one of the dancers. Okay.

0:23:56.600 --> 0:23:59.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh that sounds good, Thank you. Teddy Bear. Yeah, Man,

0:23:59.160 --> 0:24:02.239
<v Speaker 1>no worries. Man. If it was a pool, if it

0:24:02.320 --> 0:24:05.520
<v Speaker 1>was a brunch, if it was a after dinner, if

0:24:05.560 --> 0:24:10.080
<v Speaker 1>it was just walking around Teddy Bear, teddy Bear. Oh hey,

0:24:10.119 --> 0:24:15.919
<v Speaker 1>teddy Bear, teddy Bear, teddy Bear, teddy Bear. That leads

0:24:15.960 --> 0:24:20.439
<v Speaker 1>me to the climax of teddy Bear. So why is

0:24:20.440 --> 0:24:23.080
<v Speaker 1>teddy Bear being nice to it? Like? Why why? Because

0:24:23.119 --> 0:24:25.800
<v Speaker 1>you chipped him so much money? Get in here, Scooba.

0:24:25.800 --> 0:24:31.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm only in the middle of a Jamaica story, Teddy Bear. Man,

0:24:31.119 --> 0:24:33.679
<v Speaker 1>Teddy Bear spots But then you remember there's mentions in

0:24:33.720 --> 0:24:35.600
<v Speaker 1>the podcast too, got it. I don't know where you're doing.

0:24:36.680 --> 0:24:38.720
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll talk about that. Man, this

0:24:39.320 --> 0:24:40.840
<v Speaker 2>we're in Jamaica. Mon, they won't be able to make

0:24:40.880 --> 0:24:45.680
<v Speaker 2>it to Demolition Derby. Yeah, Demolition Derby. You know we're

0:24:46.160 --> 0:24:47.360
<v Speaker 2>the week of two twenty three.

0:24:47.400 --> 0:24:48.359
<v Speaker 1>All right, we got it.

0:24:48.359 --> 0:24:51.680
<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be in Shelby Built, Tennessee, March eighth at

0:24:51.760 --> 0:24:52.960
<v Speaker 2>Cooper Steele Arena.

0:24:53.240 --> 0:24:53.920
<v Speaker 1>Come see me.

0:24:54.680 --> 0:24:56.480
<v Speaker 2>If you're in Jamaica right now, You're not gonna be

0:24:56.480 --> 0:24:58.080
<v Speaker 2>able to get there, but hey, come on.

0:24:58.280 --> 0:25:01.359
<v Speaker 1>Let's do it. So are we taking a breaker? I can?

0:25:01.480 --> 0:25:02.720
<v Speaker 1>I can roll real now, you can.

0:25:02.680 --> 0:25:03.320
<v Speaker 2>Roll real quick.

0:25:03.440 --> 0:25:06.800
<v Speaker 1>So the final pool day, I mean, Teddy Bear has

0:25:06.920 --> 0:25:10.120
<v Speaker 1>been there for everything. I would say shy of being

0:25:10.119 --> 0:25:14.600
<v Speaker 1>in the bedroom with us for naughty time. He has

0:25:14.680 --> 0:25:17.640
<v Speaker 1>seen us do everything. He has been on every pool

0:25:17.720 --> 0:25:20.159
<v Speaker 1>chair with us, He's been on every inflatable. Will be

0:25:20.240 --> 0:25:22.520
<v Speaker 1>actually in the water and he's hanging over the edge.

0:25:23.320 --> 0:25:26.639
<v Speaker 1>Teddy Bear was a threesome. We were a thrupple with

0:25:26.760 --> 0:25:32.120
<v Speaker 1>Teddy Bear the entire trap. Come to the last day.

0:25:32.680 --> 0:25:35.159
<v Speaker 1>Why is Teddy Bear being so nice to us? Why?

0:25:37.920 --> 0:25:41.280
<v Speaker 1>Because the big tip that's one of them. But then also,

0:25:41.840 --> 0:25:43.600
<v Speaker 1>and that's obviously not the answer. I know you want

0:25:43.600 --> 0:25:45.320
<v Speaker 1>to know it. No, No, I know that. Why is

0:25:45.320 --> 0:25:47.280
<v Speaker 1>he being so nice to us? It's not the money.

0:25:47.359 --> 0:25:49.960
<v Speaker 1>I tricked you. That's how a good host tricks you.

0:25:50.080 --> 0:25:52.240
<v Speaker 1>That was really not because of the money. This is

0:25:52.280 --> 0:25:54.560
<v Speaker 1>a good crime pocket. It's like a plot twist.

0:25:54.640 --> 0:25:57.040
<v Speaker 2>And so I'm gonna say he was really nice to

0:25:57.080 --> 0:25:59.600
<v Speaker 2>you because he thought you like to cluck.

0:26:00.480 --> 0:26:04.800
<v Speaker 1>No incorrect answer. So the final pool day, I'm severely hungover,

0:26:04.800 --> 0:26:08.200
<v Speaker 1>but I'm still drinking. Naturally, it's a vacation yet, and

0:26:08.240 --> 0:26:10.920
<v Speaker 1>so they're bringing red stripe lights. We were doing these

0:26:11.000 --> 0:26:14.000
<v Speaker 1>mud slides. Baser probably did a Bob Marley at one point.

0:26:14.000 --> 0:26:15.520
<v Speaker 1>There was a blue drink that I told you about,

0:26:15.520 --> 0:26:19.119
<v Speaker 1>the Coral blue. We're mixing all these. I'm so hungover.

0:26:19.160 --> 0:26:21.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to check NFL scores. It was on Sunday.

0:26:21.920 --> 0:26:23.840
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm shaking. I can barely pull up Oh,

0:26:23.880 --> 0:26:26.240
<v Speaker 1>Patriots are winning again. Okay, got Oh, Titans are down

0:26:26.240 --> 0:26:28.720
<v Speaker 1>by fifty got it. I can barely scroll my phone,

0:26:29.119 --> 0:26:31.880
<v Speaker 1>much less do the request that Teddy Bear was about

0:26:31.880 --> 0:26:35.639
<v Speaker 1>to come up with. Teddy Bear rolls over. Oh on,

0:26:36.000 --> 0:26:37.920
<v Speaker 1>So it's okay, don't worry. You didn't come to any

0:26:38.000 --> 0:26:39.679
<v Speaker 1>DJ set of mine over the last four.

0:26:39.560 --> 0:26:42.440
<v Speaker 2>Days, even though I invite you bond, mone, I invite

0:26:42.440 --> 0:26:44.520
<v Speaker 2>you this, I invite you that you don't come to nothing.

0:26:44.560 --> 0:26:47.520
<v Speaker 1>Mone I thought we friends mon every night at elevep

0:26:47.640 --> 0:26:50.360
<v Speaker 1>hit a DJ set. We never went once, got invited

0:26:50.400 --> 0:26:52.840
<v Speaker 1>two hundred times. So you could have seen the next

0:26:53.000 --> 0:26:56.000
<v Speaker 1>dead mouse. And you have no idea. Teddy was on

0:26:56.080 --> 0:26:59.560
<v Speaker 1>the sacks of wax every night at the Whiskey Club,

0:27:00.119 --> 0:27:03.240
<v Speaker 1>and it was always raging till two. I tell Teddy,

0:27:03.280 --> 0:27:05.600
<v Speaker 1>we really really don't stay out late. But Teddy, Man,

0:27:05.640 --> 0:27:07.680
<v Speaker 1>it's okay, Man, don't even worry about it. Man. Hey,

0:27:07.800 --> 0:27:10.600
<v Speaker 1>let me ask you this one favor. Mon. So if

0:27:10.640 --> 0:27:14.120
<v Speaker 1>you go on Man, if you go on trip Advisor,

0:27:14.160 --> 0:27:17.600
<v Speaker 1>Man there, Man, you can fill out Man that I

0:27:17.680 --> 0:27:20.280
<v Speaker 1>was good to you. Man. You can say, how oh

0:27:20.400 --> 0:27:23.080
<v Speaker 1>Teddy bear Man at this resort. Make sure you name

0:27:23.119 --> 0:27:26.760
<v Speaker 1>the resort Man was exceptional. Man. Man, If you do

0:27:26.800 --> 0:27:29.920
<v Speaker 1>this for me, Mon, you just say Teddy Barra Man

0:27:30.920 --> 0:27:35.880
<v Speaker 1>Dun's river Mon. Then Man, that's how we get promotions. Man.

0:27:36.560 --> 0:27:41.480
<v Speaker 1>If we get enough Trip Advisor good comments and positive feedback.

0:27:41.560 --> 0:27:45.119
<v Speaker 1>Mane that's how you go level up, man. So you

0:27:45.160 --> 0:27:47.920
<v Speaker 1>guys would help me level up man. So he wants

0:27:48.000 --> 0:27:50.520
<v Speaker 1>us to do these Yelp and trip Advisor things. Ah,

0:27:51.040 --> 0:27:54.320
<v Speaker 1>so aforementioned bro, I'm shaking so bad. I couldn't even

0:27:54.359 --> 0:27:58.560
<v Speaker 1>pull up X and be like Teddy Bear said, into

0:27:58.640 --> 0:28:03.040
<v Speaker 1>the world, I'm shaking so bad, and so Baser bless

0:28:03.080 --> 0:28:06.480
<v Speaker 1>her soul. She has to with decent Wi Fi, has

0:28:06.520 --> 0:28:10.199
<v Speaker 1>to download trip Advisor, she has to download Yelp, she

0:28:10.359 --> 0:28:16.080
<v Speaker 1>has to download Google Messenger comment on trips, and she

0:28:16.200 --> 0:28:19.200
<v Speaker 1>has to fill out one hundred and forty characters. So

0:28:19.720 --> 0:28:23.639
<v Speaker 1>say you say Teddy Bear was comfortable and just a

0:28:23.680 --> 0:28:27.560
<v Speaker 1>big old teddy Bear. That's like twenty Baser had to

0:28:27.640 --> 0:28:31.720
<v Speaker 1>write four paragraphs on every one of these apps for

0:28:31.760 --> 0:28:33.960
<v Speaker 1>this dude. Sometimes she would run out it. She'd be

0:28:34.000 --> 0:28:35.600
<v Speaker 1>at one hundred and she'd just do a bunch of

0:28:35.600 --> 0:28:40.480
<v Speaker 1>emoji smiley faces. I go, Baser, bless your soul, because

0:28:40.520 --> 0:28:42.960
<v Speaker 1>I can't even function right now to get on my

0:28:43.000 --> 0:28:46.480
<v Speaker 1>phone right now in this tropical paradise because I'm recovering. Okay,

0:28:46.560 --> 0:28:48.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm actually gonna give up drinking because holy crap, the

0:28:48.880 --> 0:28:52.800
<v Speaker 1>effects are brutal but besery for an hour and a half,

0:28:52.840 --> 0:28:55.240
<v Speaker 1>probably at the pool on our final day. Teddy Bear

0:28:55.320 --> 0:28:58.640
<v Speaker 1>is on our lily pad and our pool bed that

0:28:58.640 --> 0:29:01.240
<v Speaker 1>we paid one hundred and fifty dollars for, camped out

0:29:01.440 --> 0:29:03.960
<v Speaker 1>the entire afternoon waiting for Baser to do all these

0:29:03.960 --> 0:29:08.800
<v Speaker 1>comments and all these different apps and stuff. Oh my gosh,

0:29:09.240 --> 0:29:11.320
<v Speaker 1>So that could be the end of the story.

0:29:11.800 --> 0:29:14.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh I thought that was it. I thought, Okay, he's

0:29:14.080 --> 0:29:15.600
<v Speaker 2>got proof, he's gonna leave you alone.

0:29:16.520 --> 0:29:19.400
<v Speaker 1>The end of the story really is, don't ever tip

0:29:19.440 --> 0:29:24.520
<v Speaker 1>these people when they say not to tip, because holy crap,

0:29:24.600 --> 0:29:27.160
<v Speaker 1>that got annoying talking to teddy Bear every single time

0:29:27.200 --> 0:29:29.680
<v Speaker 1>of the day if regardless of where the sun was

0:29:29.680 --> 0:29:32.160
<v Speaker 1>in the sky, teddy Bear was twenty feet away from us.

0:29:32.680 --> 0:29:35.160
<v Speaker 1>And did she do them a favor. Yes, they can

0:29:35.200 --> 0:29:37.360
<v Speaker 1>also get in trouble for it at these resorts. And

0:29:37.440 --> 0:29:40.640
<v Speaker 1>she snuck the bartender twenty So hopefully that espresso bartender

0:29:40.640 --> 0:29:43.560
<v Speaker 1>never got fired. Hopefully teddy Bear never got fired. And

0:29:43.800 --> 0:29:46.680
<v Speaker 1>that's the lesson there. But all that to say this,

0:29:47.520 --> 0:29:51.120
<v Speaker 1>I think teddy Bear actually did get fired because so

0:29:51.280 --> 0:29:53.600
<v Speaker 1>Baser filled it all that stuff, did all the comments.

0:29:53.720 --> 0:29:56.960
<v Speaker 1>Whatever we did this stuff for him, and then we

0:29:57.040 --> 0:29:59.160
<v Speaker 1>finally got rid of him. Well, he comes over and

0:29:59.200 --> 0:30:02.200
<v Speaker 1>he gives me a shotglass. It says Jamaica on it.

0:30:02.640 --> 0:30:04.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and it said teddy Bear's last day.

0:30:05.480 --> 0:30:07.640
<v Speaker 1>I go, thank you, teddy Bear, thank you so much.

0:30:07.720 --> 0:30:09.440
<v Speaker 1>This is no lie. This is a dead god's on

0:30:09.520 --> 0:30:12.600
<v Speaker 1>his true story. I take this shotglass and we wanted

0:30:12.640 --> 0:30:15.520
<v Speaker 1>to go play Bingo. Why not do a pool side Bingo?

0:30:15.600 --> 0:30:19.320
<v Speaker 1>Why not we go over there? You couldn't the universe

0:30:19.360 --> 0:30:22.440
<v Speaker 1>couldn't have written this up any better. The host of Bingo,

0:30:22.680 --> 0:30:26.160
<v Speaker 1>what is his name? Teddy Bear? The host of Bingo's

0:30:26.200 --> 0:30:29.200
<v Speaker 1>name is Ray. Oh, and so when we all introduced

0:30:29.200 --> 0:30:31.600
<v Speaker 1>each other, who do you think he's gonna know and

0:30:31.640 --> 0:30:34.720
<v Speaker 1>look at and be the most memorable Ray the guy

0:30:34.720 --> 0:30:37.000
<v Speaker 1>that has the same name as him, Ray correct. So

0:30:37.040 --> 0:30:39.440
<v Speaker 1>the entire time he's saying Ray this, Ray that, Oh, Ray,

0:30:39.440 --> 0:30:41.880
<v Speaker 1>how are you doing? Ray? Well? I took the shot

0:30:41.880 --> 0:30:47.040
<v Speaker 1>glass that Teddy Bear had given Slash stolen and he goes, Ray,

0:30:47.880 --> 0:30:50.560
<v Speaker 1>how did you get that shotglass? We haven't even played

0:30:50.560 --> 0:30:53.960
<v Speaker 1>the game yet, and I go, I got it from

0:30:54.000 --> 0:30:56.840
<v Speaker 1>teddy Bear. Teddy Bear came over and we were like

0:30:56.960 --> 0:30:58.680
<v Speaker 1>helping him out and he's like, here you go, here's

0:30:58.680 --> 0:31:02.400
<v Speaker 1>a free shotglass. The only reason he gave a crap

0:31:02.440 --> 0:31:04.680
<v Speaker 1>about me is because my name was Ray. In this

0:31:04.840 --> 0:31:08.160
<v Speaker 1>universe where the host names Ray and teddy Bear stole

0:31:08.200 --> 0:31:11.200
<v Speaker 1>a shotglass and gave it to me. It was the

0:31:11.240 --> 0:31:15.440
<v Speaker 1>same shotglass that they gave at Bingo if you won.

0:31:16.080 --> 0:31:19.120
<v Speaker 1>I learned that five minutes later when I won and

0:31:19.160 --> 0:31:24.360
<v Speaker 1>I said big go and Ray comes over and hands

0:31:24.360 --> 0:31:27.360
<v Speaker 1>me the same shotglass that teddy Bear had already stolen

0:31:27.400 --> 0:31:31.360
<v Speaker 1>for me. And it was then confirmed that teddy Bear

0:31:31.480 --> 0:31:35.320
<v Speaker 1>stole a shot glass to thank us for all the reviews.

0:31:36.200 --> 0:31:40.400
<v Speaker 1>But that stolen shotglass may have sealed his fate. So

0:31:40.480 --> 0:31:42.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if teddy Bear got the promotion and

0:31:42.440 --> 0:31:44.760
<v Speaker 1>leveled up or if teddy Bear got fired. And I

0:31:44.760 --> 0:31:50.120
<v Speaker 1>will hang up and listen. Wow, that is a story

0:31:50.160 --> 0:31:56.800
<v Speaker 1>from Jamaica, and that Jamaica shotglass, hot stolen piece of

0:31:56.840 --> 0:31:59.760
<v Speaker 1>merchandise is sitting on our table in Nashville, Tennessee. Right now.

0:32:00.120 --> 0:32:00.800
<v Speaker 1>That's dude.

0:32:01.160 --> 0:32:04.360
<v Speaker 2>That's beautiful, dude. That was a great storytelling. That was

0:32:04.400 --> 0:32:06.320
<v Speaker 2>worth the wait. And we'll take a break.

0:32:06.520 --> 0:32:09.080
<v Speaker 1>What's the time thirty two eight?

0:32:11.080 --> 0:32:14.000
<v Speaker 2>Man, do you have any more. You have one more

0:32:14.080 --> 0:32:15.240
<v Speaker 2>story from Jamaica.

0:32:16.120 --> 0:32:19.600
<v Speaker 1>Told you about the tree when we landed?

0:32:20.160 --> 0:32:22.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you told us about the Uh yeah I could.

0:32:22.600 --> 0:32:25.160
<v Speaker 2>I could say that the how you got a strike

0:32:25.200 --> 0:32:27.320
<v Speaker 2>on the catamaran. You told that at the live pod.

0:32:28.520 --> 0:32:30.400
<v Speaker 1>Well then no, the tree. I can tell you about

0:32:30.400 --> 0:32:32.160
<v Speaker 1>the tree, just because I had alluded to it earlier.

0:32:32.240 --> 0:32:32.520
<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

0:32:32.840 --> 0:32:35.560
<v Speaker 1>So we had the tree that we had got five

0:32:35.560 --> 0:32:38.000
<v Speaker 1>minutes off again now for Jamaica plane because Bazer had

0:32:38.040 --> 0:32:40.360
<v Speaker 1>hurt seen on the movies about this tree. So we

0:32:40.360 --> 0:32:43.680
<v Speaker 1>got a Jamaican tree. Got it? Okay, So we got

0:32:43.680 --> 0:32:45.680
<v Speaker 1>the Jamaican tree. And I'm telling you, they brought me

0:32:45.720 --> 0:32:47.760
<v Speaker 1>an entire bushel that I could put in the front

0:32:47.800 --> 0:32:49.880
<v Speaker 1>of my house. It was that much. And I go, Baser,

0:32:50.000 --> 0:32:52.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm not particularly fond of tree. I probably won't even

0:32:52.480 --> 0:32:54.640
<v Speaker 1>touch the tree. I know you'll touch the tree like

0:32:54.680 --> 0:32:56.800
<v Speaker 1>one time, just to say that you did. So the

0:32:57.520 --> 0:33:03.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm carrying this app bush shrub that most people would

0:33:03.280 --> 0:33:05.040
<v Speaker 1>put in front of their house and I'm just having

0:33:05.080 --> 0:33:08.240
<v Speaker 1>to lug it around Jamaica. It was that much. Huh.

0:33:08.280 --> 0:33:10.560
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't a leaf, it wasn't a stem. It was

0:33:10.600 --> 0:33:14.520
<v Speaker 1>an absolute hedge that you see at the Georgia Stadium

0:33:14.680 --> 0:33:18.000
<v Speaker 1>between the hedges. Oh yeah, I know those, And so

0:33:18.920 --> 0:33:20.560
<v Speaker 1>what do you know? We bring it to our hotel

0:33:20.640 --> 0:33:24.320
<v Speaker 1>room and we're hiding this tree because it's so big.

0:33:24.360 --> 0:33:26.520
<v Speaker 1>And then why don't we just throw it in the trash?

0:33:26.560 --> 0:33:29.200
<v Speaker 2>You ask, why don't you just throw in the trash?

0:33:29.280 --> 0:33:33.240
<v Speaker 1>Why? Dude, I'm the most paranoid person you know. I

0:33:33.280 --> 0:33:36.160
<v Speaker 1>would never want to risk getting caught and throwing this

0:33:36.400 --> 0:33:40.720
<v Speaker 1>tree in the trash. So every single morning and night,

0:33:41.040 --> 0:33:43.960
<v Speaker 1>we're shifting the tree. Sometimes we put it in here.

0:33:44.080 --> 0:33:46.640
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes we wonder, does that tree smell weird? Maybe we

0:33:46.680 --> 0:33:48.720
<v Speaker 1>should put on the patio. I'll put the tree on

0:33:48.760 --> 0:33:51.440
<v Speaker 1>the patio for a second. So the tree shifted from

0:33:51.440 --> 0:33:54.560
<v Speaker 1>the patio to one of my bags to that tree

0:33:54.640 --> 0:33:56.200
<v Speaker 1>is just too much in my backpack. I don't want

0:33:56.240 --> 0:33:58.120
<v Speaker 1>it in there. So the tree went to a suitcase.

0:33:58.160 --> 0:34:00.720
<v Speaker 1>The tree went to a drawer. What if we just

0:34:00.720 --> 0:34:03.080
<v Speaker 1>go to a trash can and put the tree in downstairs?

0:34:03.560 --> 0:34:06.240
<v Speaker 1>There's cameras. Why would I I'm not doing that. I'm paranoid.

0:34:06.480 --> 0:34:08.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna go put the tree in a trash.

0:34:08.239 --> 0:34:10.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm not putting it in my own trash man, you're

0:34:10.760 --> 0:34:14.200
<v Speaker 1>in Jamaica. So the final day comes and we still

0:34:14.200 --> 0:34:17.280
<v Speaker 1>have this freaking tree that Baser out of an entire

0:34:17.880 --> 0:34:22.120
<v Speaker 1>beautiful evergreen. She had one pie needle of got it.

0:34:22.680 --> 0:34:25.560
<v Speaker 1>Thanks Bazer, Glad we paid one hundred dollars for a

0:34:25.640 --> 0:34:28.239
<v Speaker 1>tree that we didn't even use to shade us but

0:34:28.560 --> 0:34:35.080
<v Speaker 1>for five minutes. And so the very final day, I

0:34:35.239 --> 0:34:37.080
<v Speaker 1>just left the tree in our trash can in our room.

0:34:38.719 --> 0:34:40.560
<v Speaker 2>And we're nervous the whole time.

0:34:40.600 --> 0:34:42.279
<v Speaker 1>Well, and the reason we had to wait until March

0:34:42.280 --> 0:34:43.520
<v Speaker 1>eighth is because I had to wait and see if

0:34:43.520 --> 0:34:45.359
<v Speaker 1>we were gonna get seized or in trouble or get

0:34:45.440 --> 0:34:47.560
<v Speaker 1>fined by the hotel. We got all our money back,

0:34:47.600 --> 0:34:49.680
<v Speaker 1>We never got in trouble. All is good. So now

0:34:49.680 --> 0:34:51.520
<v Speaker 1>I can tell the story March eight about the tree

0:34:51.560 --> 0:34:52.719
<v Speaker 1>that we had in our room. That's why we had

0:34:52.760 --> 0:34:57.120
<v Speaker 1>to wait till March eighth. Wow, the government, local city

0:34:57.239 --> 0:34:59.600
<v Speaker 1>policeas they never came down on us. They may have

0:34:59.600 --> 0:35:03.640
<v Speaker 1>saw the t in the trash, knew that we were Americanos.

0:35:03.960 --> 0:35:06.640
<v Speaker 1>They didn't care. They forgave, They threw away the tree.

0:35:06.760 --> 0:35:07.279
<v Speaker 1>All is good.

0:35:07.360 --> 0:35:09.720
<v Speaker 2>I gotta be honest. I literally thought they loved trees.

0:35:09.719 --> 0:35:13.319
<v Speaker 1>In Jamaica. They do, but I don't think you can

0:35:13.440 --> 0:35:15.520
<v Speaker 1>just outwardly have tree everywhere.

0:35:16.000 --> 0:35:21.360
<v Speaker 2>I just assumed that Jamaica was a tree friendly environment,

0:35:21.440 --> 0:35:24.520
<v Speaker 2>and I mean that's just me maybe being ignorant.

0:35:24.960 --> 0:35:28.080
<v Speaker 1>I have no idea, but I just ohm on reggaemon.

0:35:28.239 --> 0:35:31.880
<v Speaker 2>I thought that was the whole culture of Jamaica. I

0:35:32.040 --> 0:35:33.600
<v Speaker 2>don't know anything about Jamaica.

0:35:33.239 --> 0:35:35.920
<v Speaker 1>Though hopefully I told you enough so now you do

0:35:36.040 --> 0:35:39.080
<v Speaker 1>know something about it. One more piece of advice. Yeah, please.

0:35:39.520 --> 0:35:44.000
<v Speaker 1>There was these did Jamaican rum. I was well. I

0:35:44.080 --> 0:35:46.120
<v Speaker 1>drank it over ice one night and it was god awful.

0:35:46.120 --> 0:35:48.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm not a rum drinker, but we met these dudes

0:35:48.560 --> 0:35:53.120
<v Speaker 1>from Chicago. They were very good friends, got it and

0:35:53.200 --> 0:35:55.200
<v Speaker 1>they said the rum was amazing. That to the point

0:35:55.239 --> 0:35:56.719
<v Speaker 1>that every day I may have told this already, that

0:35:56.840 --> 0:36:00.040
<v Speaker 1>every day they would hide their rum bottles. Every You

0:36:00.160 --> 0:36:03.799
<v Speaker 1>get a eight ounce rum bottle in your room after

0:36:03.880 --> 0:36:06.480
<v Speaker 1>the cleaning staff came through every day, really, so they

0:36:06.520 --> 0:36:08.960
<v Speaker 1>would hide the eight ounce bottle and they would smuggle

0:36:09.000 --> 0:36:12.360
<v Speaker 1>back eight eight ounce bottles back to Chicago because you

0:36:12.360 --> 0:36:13.560
<v Speaker 1>can't buy rum there or something.

0:36:14.760 --> 0:36:16.839
<v Speaker 2>It's just a different type of rum. It tastes better.

0:36:16.880 --> 0:36:21.320
<v Speaker 2>Maybe fresh from the tree of Jamaica.

0:36:21.680 --> 0:36:25.480
<v Speaker 1>It's got awful. So the rum ain't worth smuggling back.

0:36:25.560 --> 0:36:29.239
<v Speaker 1>The tree is just too branchy. It ain't worth smuggling back.

0:36:29.520 --> 0:36:32.200
<v Speaker 1>So if you went in our room on the final day,

0:36:32.280 --> 0:36:36.680
<v Speaker 1>there was a trash can full of tree tree and

0:36:37.640 --> 0:36:41.040
<v Speaker 1>half drank rum, but it ain't worth bringing back.

0:36:41.480 --> 0:36:44.160
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, man, So do you still talk to your

0:36:44.200 --> 0:36:47.520
<v Speaker 2>friends from Chicago? No, bees are really good friends.

0:36:47.719 --> 0:36:53.640
<v Speaker 1>The mom actually almost looked like Nancy Guthrie. Oh, and

0:36:53.719 --> 0:36:57.480
<v Speaker 1>so she was really sweet and Bezer was friends with her.

0:36:57.520 --> 0:37:00.719
<v Speaker 1>And so their final breakfast. Uh, I hate that the

0:37:00.719 --> 0:37:03.320
<v Speaker 1>story includes me being hungover again, but I'm eating breakfast

0:37:03.320 --> 0:37:05.440
<v Speaker 1>and Baser goes, how were you guys? How are you?

0:37:05.719 --> 0:37:08.439
<v Speaker 1>How was Dun's River Falls? That was good? Oh my gosh,

0:37:08.480 --> 0:37:10.400
<v Speaker 1>how did you guys like you last night? The performance?

0:37:10.440 --> 0:37:13.000
<v Speaker 1>It was good. I didn't even barely talk to the

0:37:13.160 --> 0:37:16.720
<v Speaker 1>two guys that were really good friends or best friends. Yeah,

0:37:16.760 --> 0:37:18.719
<v Speaker 1>and their mom. I bought her it. I got her

0:37:18.719 --> 0:37:21.120
<v Speaker 1>a diet coke and that was it. I had maybe

0:37:21.120 --> 0:37:23.560
<v Speaker 1>two minutes of conversation with him. Baser act like it

0:37:23.600 --> 0:37:27.000
<v Speaker 1>was our grandmother that she was talking to. Huh, So

0:37:27.120 --> 0:37:30.080
<v Speaker 1>there our goodbye was me at the breakfast, say, look, yeah, great,

0:37:30.239 --> 0:37:33.160
<v Speaker 1>great meeting you guys. Enjoy Chicago. I don't care. I

0:37:33.200 --> 0:37:36.880
<v Speaker 1>will never talk to you again. Have a good one. Yeah,

0:37:37.040 --> 0:37:39.400
<v Speaker 1>they're there or they are left smuggling eight bottles of

0:37:39.440 --> 0:37:40.000
<v Speaker 1>mini rum.

0:37:41.239 --> 0:37:43.120
<v Speaker 2>Did you go BMW back to the airport? Did you

0:37:43.160 --> 0:37:45.520
<v Speaker 2>go to the beach at all? Like, is the beach

0:37:45.640 --> 0:37:46.919
<v Speaker 2>like right outside your thing?

0:37:47.360 --> 0:37:51.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Yeah, the beach was. I'm talking footsteps, that's how

0:37:51.920 --> 0:37:55.239
<v Speaker 1>we wanted it. Okay, south beach. It was almost south beach.

0:37:55.239 --> 0:37:57.319
<v Speaker 1>I would almost say fifty yards to the beach, oh,

0:37:57.360 --> 0:37:59.520
<v Speaker 1>which was a little too annoying to go do it. Yeah,

0:37:59.640 --> 0:38:04.799
<v Speaker 1>this one I could throw like Arnold could throw a

0:38:04.800 --> 0:38:06.840
<v Speaker 1>football and hit the water from where our pool was.

0:38:07.120 --> 0:38:09.319
<v Speaker 2>Okay, and he's got kind of a noodle arm, so.

0:38:09.360 --> 0:38:11.480
<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm saying. But yeah, it was right there,

0:38:11.560 --> 0:38:13.560
<v Speaker 1>and no BMW. On the way back, we did a

0:38:13.640 --> 0:38:15.680
<v Speaker 1>van with a bunch of other people, and they were

0:38:15.800 --> 0:38:19.680
<v Speaker 1>very slow. So anytime we'd get off, okay, guys, hour

0:38:19.719 --> 0:38:24.000
<v Speaker 1>and a half ride, we're at the bathroom for we

0:38:24.080 --> 0:38:26.920
<v Speaker 1>got ten minutes here, guys. For eight of the minutes

0:38:27.040 --> 0:38:31.839
<v Speaker 1>I was waiting for the people with canes and wheelchairs

0:38:31.880 --> 0:38:34.799
<v Speaker 1>to get off the bus. Yeah, so that's probably why

0:38:34.800 --> 0:38:38.040
<v Speaker 1>you do private transfer. Yeah, that's cool. I'll just go

0:38:38.080 --> 0:38:41.200
<v Speaker 1>to the bathroom for one minute. I can. I'll pitch it. Yeah,

0:38:41.320 --> 0:38:44.000
<v Speaker 1>no worries, no worries, you know what I'm saying. Joking

0:38:44.000 --> 0:38:47.279
<v Speaker 1>a little bit, it'll cut off. I'll be back every time.

0:38:47.400 --> 0:38:49.279
<v Speaker 1>And then when we got off, we get off at

0:38:49.320 --> 0:38:53.120
<v Speaker 1>the airport. Here you go. I mean, not like we

0:38:53.160 --> 0:38:55.560
<v Speaker 1>were cutting it close, but we had about our forty

0:38:55.560 --> 0:38:57.600
<v Speaker 1>five until our flight, you know, us paranoid.

0:38:57.719 --> 0:38:59.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, our forty five? Dude, how are you doing.

0:39:00.640 --> 0:39:02.840
<v Speaker 1>The guy goes, all right, we are here at the airport.

0:39:02.840 --> 0:39:04.839
<v Speaker 1>You guys, thank you so much. Man, thank you for

0:39:04.840 --> 0:39:07.719
<v Speaker 1>coming to Jamaica. Mine enjoy it. Mine see you later. Man.

0:39:09.120 --> 0:39:13.279
<v Speaker 1>And we sit there and nobody's in a rush to

0:39:13.280 --> 0:39:15.279
<v Speaker 1>get off the bus, and where our seats are would

0:39:15.280 --> 0:39:18.120
<v Speaker 1>be very rude to cut in front of everybody, So

0:39:18.160 --> 0:39:20.560
<v Speaker 1>we just sit there and they just slowly get up

0:39:20.600 --> 0:39:26.160
<v Speaker 1>like they're at a DMV. I mean, they were in

0:39:26.280 --> 0:39:29.560
<v Speaker 1>no hurry to live life. You gotta respect it. But

0:39:29.680 --> 0:39:32.040
<v Speaker 1>good gosh, do a private transfer because I mean we're

0:39:32.080 --> 0:39:35.720
<v Speaker 1>sitting there ten minutes then getting their bags. Holy crap,

0:39:35.800 --> 0:39:39.799
<v Speaker 1>that process. I'm like, guys, give them a tip. Think

0:39:39.880 --> 0:39:42.000
<v Speaker 1>that the guy drove the bus for ten minutes. You

0:39:42.040 --> 0:39:44.160
<v Speaker 1>don't ear an hour and a half. You don't need

0:39:44.200 --> 0:39:46.839
<v Speaker 1>to talk. They're like, thank you so much. And then

0:39:46.880 --> 0:39:49.640
<v Speaker 1>where was that that we passed through? Okay, guys, get

0:39:49.680 --> 0:39:51.719
<v Speaker 1>your bag and get to the airport. The vacation's over.

0:39:52.680 --> 0:39:54.560
<v Speaker 2>You're not gonna go visit that spot you just drove

0:39:54.600 --> 0:39:55.560
<v Speaker 2>by because it's over.

0:39:56.120 --> 0:39:58.879
<v Speaker 1>Did the hurricane when it came through? Did it hit

0:39:58.960 --> 0:40:01.280
<v Speaker 1>they clipped a little bit. Oh my, the guy lost

0:40:01.320 --> 0:40:03.200
<v Speaker 1>his house and you're asking him about him like it's

0:40:03.239 --> 0:40:07.920
<v Speaker 1>a tourist destination. Those houses that are half built was

0:40:07.960 --> 0:40:11.320
<v Speaker 1>that because of the hurricane? What I did notice is, dude,

0:40:11.440 --> 0:40:15.560
<v Speaker 1>it's bizarre construction there. You would see eighty percent of

0:40:15.560 --> 0:40:18.719
<v Speaker 1>the house of they're half built mansions. So they either

0:40:18.760 --> 0:40:22.360
<v Speaker 1>don't get the supplies or they run out of money.

0:40:22.480 --> 0:40:24.480
<v Speaker 1>Run out of money, they just leave it half built.

0:40:24.920 --> 0:40:27.719
<v Speaker 1>The entire drive and then the shacks and shanties that

0:40:27.760 --> 0:40:30.840
<v Speaker 1>you do see. They got the Jamaican flag up, proud

0:40:30.840 --> 0:40:33.040
<v Speaker 1>of their country. That's cool, man. Did you see where

0:40:33.200 --> 0:40:36.359
<v Speaker 1>Bolt lived? Anybody talk about Bolt. Yeah, I would bring

0:40:36.440 --> 0:40:41.600
<v Speaker 1>him up and there was no language barrier. They spoke English,

0:40:41.680 --> 0:40:43.920
<v Speaker 1>and they didn't really talk about Bob Marley and they

0:40:43.960 --> 0:40:47.040
<v Speaker 1>didn't really talk about Bolt. So there must be a

0:40:47.080 --> 0:40:48.880
<v Speaker 1>new up and comer we don't know about in Jamaica.

0:40:50.560 --> 0:40:53.839
<v Speaker 1>Sounds like a good trip, man, Teddy Bear. Though. That's

0:40:53.960 --> 0:40:56.560
<v Speaker 1>why I keep looking behind me, see if Teddy Bear

0:40:56.640 --> 0:41:00.640
<v Speaker 1>is there? Dude, I started flinching around this seconto last day.

0:41:00.640 --> 0:41:03.960
<v Speaker 1>He was every time we come down to Brunt, there's

0:41:04.000 --> 0:41:06.799
<v Speaker 1>Teddy Bear. Eh mon, how was your sleep? How do

0:41:06.800 --> 0:41:09.200
<v Speaker 1>you think it was, Teddy Bear? Just like any other sleep.

0:41:09.320 --> 0:41:11.320
<v Speaker 1>I put my head on the pillow, pulled the covers

0:41:11.360 --> 0:41:13.839
<v Speaker 1>over me, and slept just like I have the four

0:41:13.880 --> 0:41:17.120
<v Speaker 1>previous nights. Teddy Bear, Oh man, you guys have a

0:41:17.160 --> 0:41:18.680
<v Speaker 1>good brunch. What are you gonna do them on? Some

0:41:18.760 --> 0:41:21.600
<v Speaker 1>eggs and bacon? Yes, Teddybear, we're American. We don't do

0:41:21.640 --> 0:41:24.919
<v Speaker 1>any of the other stuff. We're gonna go strictly cut

0:41:24.960 --> 0:41:28.520
<v Speaker 1>and dry, the same thing we've gotten the four days previously. Ah, Man,

0:41:28.719 --> 0:41:31.520
<v Speaker 1>have you tried man the orange juice machine? Man? You

0:41:31.640 --> 0:41:35.160
<v Speaker 1>punch it down? Man on listen, Teddy Bear, we just

0:41:35.200 --> 0:41:36.960
<v Speaker 1>do the minute made. I don't need you to operate

0:41:37.000 --> 0:41:39.319
<v Speaker 1>this orange juice machine, even though it's pretty awesome. They

0:41:39.360 --> 0:41:42.000
<v Speaker 1>crush the oranges in front of you. Oh it is

0:41:42.040 --> 0:41:42.680
<v Speaker 1>straight from the orange.

0:41:42.840 --> 0:41:45.800
<v Speaker 2>You would tell you a fresh squeezed orange juice game changer.

0:41:45.920 --> 0:41:47.680
<v Speaker 1>That was actually one of the cooler things Teddy Bear

0:41:47.680 --> 0:41:50.160
<v Speaker 1>showed us. Other than that. Hey man, if you tried

0:41:50.200 --> 0:41:53.640
<v Speaker 1>the plantain, man it it's good mix. No, not Teddybear.

0:41:53.760 --> 0:41:55.800
<v Speaker 1>Like I said on day one, all we do is

0:41:55.800 --> 0:41:59.879
<v Speaker 1>eggs and baky and a little waki and then uh

0:42:00.520 --> 0:42:03.360
<v Speaker 1>maybe maybe some coffee and maybe a mimosa. That same

0:42:03.440 --> 0:42:06.080
<v Speaker 1>thing we've done the last four days, teddy Bear. Thank you,

0:42:06.120 --> 0:42:10.480
<v Speaker 1>Teddy Bear. Oh man, I'll see you guys later on.

0:42:11.920 --> 0:42:17.640
<v Speaker 1>Still looking behind him, see if teddy Bear is back there, dude,

0:42:17.680 --> 0:42:20.120
<v Speaker 1>I swear to God. During the convention, I thought Teddy

0:42:20.120 --> 0:42:22.840
<v Speaker 1>Bear was gonna come. That'd been awesome if Bazer invited

0:42:22.880 --> 0:42:25.200
<v Speaker 1>him on the low down low? Did I save a picture?

0:42:25.280 --> 0:42:28.759
<v Speaker 2>Question? I got a question right, Jamaica, would you go

0:42:28.840 --> 0:42:30.239
<v Speaker 2>back out of ten?

0:42:30.400 --> 0:42:32.600
<v Speaker 1>What are we talking, Jamaica? Is I go the same

0:42:32.800 --> 0:42:35.319
<v Speaker 1>the same exact resort? It was phenomenal. It was it

0:42:35.360 --> 0:42:37.800
<v Speaker 1>was tops right now because the people are so freaking nice.

0:42:38.560 --> 0:42:41.000
<v Speaker 1>The dive bar. Did they treat me bad? Yes, but dude,

0:42:41.040 --> 0:42:45.680
<v Speaker 1>they were actually so genuinely awesome. And obviously they you know,

0:42:45.719 --> 0:42:48.640
<v Speaker 1>they're kissing the ring. The one guy goes, dude, you

0:42:48.719 --> 0:42:51.239
<v Speaker 1>must be cool ass back in America, right, and I'm

0:42:51.239 --> 0:42:53.359
<v Speaker 1>like yeah, yeah, he's like, dude, you're freaking hilarious. Man.

0:42:54.120 --> 0:42:55.960
<v Speaker 1>You know. Then they're talking about it and they're like,

0:42:56.000 --> 0:42:57.560
<v Speaker 1>and then like, your chick back in America, she's like

0:42:57.600 --> 0:43:00.680
<v Speaker 1>the hottest. I'm like, yeah, she's like supermodel. They believe

0:43:00.719 --> 0:43:03.279
<v Speaker 1>whatever you tell them. I'm like, yeah, yeah, I'm on

0:43:03.320 --> 0:43:05.080
<v Speaker 1>a radio show and there, Oh you host it. I'm like,

0:43:05.719 --> 0:43:08.560
<v Speaker 1>I'll never hear it. Yeah, I'm the host of it.

0:43:08.600 --> 0:43:10.880
<v Speaker 1>They thought it was the host of a radio show

0:43:11.160 --> 0:43:13.440
<v Speaker 1>and my wife was a Victoria's Secret model.

0:43:13.760 --> 0:43:16.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna text my wife right now say hey, let's uh,

0:43:16.600 --> 0:43:18.560
<v Speaker 2>let's set uh, let's sit in Jamaica.

0:43:20.560 --> 0:43:21.760
<v Speaker 1>Where are we at? Dude?

0:43:22.440 --> 0:43:24.080
<v Speaker 2>That's good man, Hey.

0:43:25.440 --> 0:43:29.480
<v Speaker 1>Dude, what the heck have I been doing? Bro? I

0:43:29.520 --> 0:43:31.200
<v Speaker 1>don't know. I think that was a great pod. Dude.

0:43:31.640 --> 0:43:33.319
<v Speaker 2>I think you can wrap it, you can hit the button.

0:43:33.400 --> 0:43:35.319
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what they're not going to see the

0:43:35.320 --> 0:43:37.200
<v Speaker 2>picture right now. We'll just post on socials if we

0:43:37.239 --> 0:43:39.080
<v Speaker 2>have it. If we don't, we don't.

0:43:39.280 --> 0:43:43.799
<v Speaker 1>The driver, Oh my, that's our driver. I don't know

0:43:43.800 --> 0:43:45.040
<v Speaker 1>if I got Teddy Bear though.

0:43:44.920 --> 0:43:46.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh, Beazer's got a picture of Teddy Bear.

0:43:46.960 --> 0:43:48.160
<v Speaker 1>You would have. I wanted to play a sot of

0:43:48.200 --> 0:43:49.040
<v Speaker 1>you'd have just music.

0:43:51.920 --> 0:43:54.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh dude, that's beautiful. Oh no, no, no, let me see it.

0:43:54.400 --> 0:43:57.280
<v Speaker 1>He going, he was doing fifty cent. I'm a pimp.

0:43:57.320 --> 0:43:59.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm on the street and I'm grinding on that butt.

0:44:00.080 --> 0:44:01.840
<v Speaker 1>But he would play the sacks to it. I love it.

0:44:01.840 --> 0:44:07.719
<v Speaker 2>They look at that, dude, you're not lying. You're right

0:44:07.760 --> 0:44:08.240
<v Speaker 2>on the beach.

0:44:09.000 --> 0:44:11.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we were right there. That's I can post a

0:44:11.000 --> 0:44:14.080
<v Speaker 1>couple of these. Then here's my people. Teddy Bear is

0:44:14.120 --> 0:44:16.319
<v Speaker 1>not in this, but these are the bros there. Oh

0:44:16.360 --> 0:44:18.960
<v Speaker 1>they're having a good time. We're chilling in the little

0:44:19.040 --> 0:44:21.520
<v Speaker 1>villa we had, the little day bed. They're kind of

0:44:21.520 --> 0:44:24.520
<v Speaker 1>smiling their butts off. Oh there, they're they're on cloud nine, dude.

0:44:24.520 --> 0:44:26.880
<v Speaker 1>They love life. Cloud nine. I mean, we gave grease

0:44:26.920 --> 0:44:27.319
<v Speaker 1>them all.

0:44:27.360 --> 0:44:30.640
<v Speaker 2>So when you're not supposed to, let's get out of here.

0:44:30.880 --> 0:44:32.239
<v Speaker 2>Just stop it, man, that's great.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go. There, pride in your country. Oh, they

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<v Speaker 1>got Jamaica flags everywhere, dude, that's pride in your country.

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<v Speaker 1>This guy had two on his shanty. That's legit. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean three.

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<v Speaker 2>He's got one in the door, he does. How many

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<v Speaker 2>American flags you got at the house.

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<v Speaker 1>We got one. If it was up to Baser, we'd

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<v Speaker 1>have about five more. Okay,