Speaker 1: I started it. Good man, Hey, this is it. Guys.
Speaker 1: We're headed down to Jamaica. Man, oh my goodness.
Speaker 2: We have been waiting for this for weeks, days, months,
Speaker 2: and we are finally gonna hear about Jamaica.
Speaker 1: Mon, Jamaica, you're Jamaican me crazy? After the break?
Speaker 2: No, no, we're not taking We've been doing it for
Speaker 2: twenty six seconds. We're not telling to tease. We're not
Speaker 2: doing a break. But before we get to Jamaica, I
Speaker 2: mean I need to know like going into Jamaica, Like
Speaker 2: I need to know the process of Jamaica, getting to Jamaica.
Speaker 2: I need to feel what it's like to leave American
Speaker 2: soil and touch down in Jamaica. I need to know, like,
Speaker 2: do you have an early flight so right when you
Speaker 2: get in you can see the beautiful beaches, the sun
Speaker 2: is still shining. Is it a nighttime flight? So you
Speaker 2: have to wait to enjoy Jamaica till the next day?
Speaker 2: This I need to set the scene in this first
Speaker 2: you know, little segment, I would say, instead of dropping
Speaker 2: right into the Jamaica story, I need to know how
Speaker 2: we got there.
Speaker 1: I want to set the mood. Yeahn mon, they have land,
Speaker 1: trees and sun just like us. No third world country, Ray,
Speaker 1: how poor really are they? That's not what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I got you. We hit the airport late. Oh you
Speaker 1: gotta you see this all right, I'm telling you now.
Speaker 2: No, We'll start the show and then we got to
Speaker 2: get into it. Like then I want to know, like,
Speaker 2: bags packed early? Are you panic packing?
Speaker 1: What am I? That's a stupid question.
Speaker 2: That's a dumb question, cause you're already freaking out about
Speaker 2: other things.
Speaker 1: Ray, Is it a rush like a kidnapping? No? No, no, no, dude,
Speaker 1: just packing for an airport man.
Speaker 2: No, because me, I panic pack and I packed like
Speaker 2: an hour before my flight. That sounds kinky, Like I
Speaker 2: just my time management skills are not the best. And
Speaker 2: we've talked about it on this pod, like when we're
Speaker 2: planning coaches conventions, I'm always like, yeah, I'm.
Speaker 1: Gonna get it done. I'm gonna get it done. We're
Speaker 1: gonna get it done early, early, early, early.
Speaker 2: And then hasn't really happened that way. So that's what
Speaker 2: I was referring to. But let's just start the show
Speaker 2: and then I'll explain we're.
Speaker 1: Gonna do it live. We oh the one two three
Speaker 1: sore losers, fum Jamaica.
Speaker 2: What's up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
Speaker 2: about sports.
Speaker 1: Suck.
Speaker 2: Give it the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm
Speaker 2: pretty much a sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 1: It says, and I'm from the North with this show,
Speaker 1: I'm from Jamaica. Min and I got landmine two point
Speaker 1: three through the three acres Mine I lived with my
Speaker 1: wife Mon. Justin is supposed to be looking after our
Speaker 1: kid Mon at Vanderbilt Man, but Justin moved to Michigan
Speaker 1: Men for the foreseeable future Man, which is thousands of
Speaker 1: miles away from Jamaica and thousands of miles away from
Speaker 1: nash Tennessee. Mon. Over to you, Mon, but probably then
Speaker 1: back to me. Mon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So as you're headed out for Jamaica, are you packed?
Speaker 2: Days in advanced?
Speaker 1: The Beazer is because she works from home and she's
Speaker 1: able to do that. Oh, pack a hat one day,
Speaker 1: bra the next, panies thong, you know, so she's me.
Speaker 1: I would almost say, what is it? What'd you call it?
Speaker 2: Panic packing?
Speaker 1: Kinky panic? Nope, Nope, panic packing? So like, yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: like kind of foreplay like choke myself in panic and
Speaker 1: then pack that hour before. Okay, I'm similar to you.
Speaker 1: I'm doing laundry at two am in the morning if
Speaker 1: we're leaving at five like you. That's how I pack.
Speaker 1: And my wife hates it.
Speaker 2: It drives her nuts that I just am like, ah,
Speaker 2: you know, I'll get ready. We've got to be at
Speaker 2: the airport in three hours. I'm like, yeah, so that's
Speaker 2: putty of time to do two loads of laundry. Figure
Speaker 2: out what I need, put it in a suitcase, and
Speaker 2: we can roll it to the airport. That drives her insane.
Speaker 2: So you aren't panic your panic packing veyas packed? Do
Speaker 2: you bring sunscreen or do you buy sunscreen?
Speaker 1: Fully loaded? Used about one bottle of the ten. So
Speaker 1: remember that, guys, for the cruise and for the next convention,
Speaker 1: you don't need all the sunscreen you're gonna pack.
Speaker 2: Okay, And so how are you going airport? Is Phil
Speaker 2: taking you? Are you driving? Leaving your vehicle?
Speaker 1: You ubering? What's the plan getting to the airport? Bring
Speaker 1: our vehicle and VIP park where you park right next
Speaker 1: to the airport. Rich, Rich don't ever let Baser do
Speaker 1: it because there's no turnback. Once you give a street
Speaker 1: cat satin sheets, they never go back to the street.
Speaker 1: We learned that if you take an uber, it's just awkward,
Speaker 1: and that's not how you want to come back to
Speaker 1: America their exit or entrance. And then also when you
Speaker 1: park there, you realize you still pay eighteen a day.
Speaker 1: If you VIP, it's twenty eight. It's ten dollars more
Speaker 1: a day for VIP. They warm your car, they wash
Speaker 1: the thing. Heck, god, the guy farts in the seat
Speaker 1: before you get there. It's great. You get off the
Speaker 1: airplane and your car's waiting for you.
Speaker 2: It is pretty fantastic. I used to do one of
Speaker 2: those services, you park off property, and we had a
Speaker 2: deal with the station here in one of the companies,
Speaker 2: and so they would wash your car and they would
Speaker 2: have it started and they would shuttle would pick you up,
Speaker 2: drive you right to your car. Boom, You're in and
Speaker 2: out in five minutes. Placement, belly up. It's no longer there.
Speaker 2: So now I just pay the outrageous prices that it
Speaker 2: costs to park at the freaking airport.
Speaker 1: Well, you know who taught me that, coach Ah He said, Hey, dude,
Speaker 1: nobody knows about it. You can park right there and
Speaker 1: you live like a celebrity. And it's not very expensive.
Speaker 1: I did it one time when I was going to Florida.
Speaker 2: My family was already down there and we were working
Speaker 2: and we were gonna be.
Speaker 1: Sit Friday and Saturday Sunday.
Speaker 2: I was going after the show Friday, and I mean
Speaker 2: I had a flight at one point thirty and we
Speaker 2: were at the building till twelve thirty and I had
Speaker 2: to get on the airplane. The plane was leaving Nashville
Speaker 2: in one hour from when we said, okay, everybody have
Speaker 2: a good weekend. And I drove so fast to the airport,
Speaker 2: like I mean so fast. No, no, no, there was
Speaker 2: a fire truck. I hit the fire truck.
Speaker 1: Well it's this thing. Oh never mind, we don't need that.
Speaker 2: There was a fire truck with its lights on, and
Speaker 2: I was passing it on the highway because I did
Speaker 2: not want to miss my plane. And I said, that
Speaker 2: is a bad sign. When I'm driving that fast to
Speaker 2: get to the airport.
Speaker 1: Why'd you pass me? Why'd you get it? Give me
Speaker 1: a ticket? I don't know. You passed a fire truck
Speaker 1: with its lights on.
Speaker 2: And I pulled up to this VIP You got me,
Speaker 2: this VIP thing that you are talking about, and I said, hey, man,
Speaker 2: I need a ticket. I need a ticket. He said, oh, sir,
Speaker 2: you got to wait in line. You know what I mean,
Speaker 2: there's two cars in front of you. I said, Man,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna miss my flight. He goes, sorry, Man, I said,
Speaker 2: I'll just leave the car the keys on the seat.
Speaker 2: Do you really want to just leave your car there
Speaker 2: with the keys on the seat.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, I'll just find it when I
Speaker 2: get back fin to find out. I'll just find it
Speaker 2: when I get back pull up. He goes, you think
Speaker 2: it's gonna be just that easy. We'll just be able
Speaker 2: to find the car where the guy didn't take a ticket.
Speaker 1: Dude, you argue with everybody. I don't even say but
Speaker 1: one word to the VIP person keys high see us Sunday.
Speaker 2: I was in such a hurry that I was gonna
Speaker 2: miss the flight that I was just gonna leave the keys,
Speaker 2: not even get a ticket, and figure.
Speaker 1: It out when I got back fin to find out.
Speaker 2: And then I pulled out a ten dollar bill or
Speaker 2: twenty dollars bill, and he goes, oh, here's your ticket
Speaker 2: right now. Boom made the flight, but go ahead, so
Speaker 2: you're gonna park it VIP.
Speaker 1: Sorry, we're not even out of the airport. Dude, I
Speaker 1: know this Jamaican story is gonna be a two parter.
Speaker 1: So you go and right you go to day d No, No,
Speaker 1: are you.
Speaker 2: Flying out in the morning or the evening the afternoon?
Speaker 2: What time are you leaving Nashville?
Speaker 1: This trip was so long ago. Let me go back
Speaker 1: in my head. I believe it's always early flights. So yes,
Speaker 1: it was wee hours of the morning. We probably left
Speaker 1: at six am, thank you.
Speaker 2: I just want to know what it's going to be
Speaker 2: like when we get to Jamaica. Is it going to
Speaker 2: be daytime?
Speaker 1: Well, that's the problem. It was gonna be where we
Speaker 1: could sneak in one hour of sunlight. Well, in Florida,
Speaker 1: because we had connecting flights, we hit a bird. We
Speaker 1: had to return back to Orlando or Miami or Fort Lauderdale,
Speaker 1: one of the three, don't know, had about three times
Speaker 1: that many drinks, and so then we were delayed and
Speaker 1: we didn't get in probably till ten pm. No, so
Speaker 1: we couldn't squeeze in the hour of sunlight and we
Speaker 1: couldn't even do a dinner mon So that's also where
Speaker 1: we got the pro tip that sometimes you go a
Speaker 1: day before your reservation, cause you still get charged for
Speaker 1: that day. Oh mon, that's rough. Mon. Oh I'm only
Speaker 1: there for five bangers, so we almost got four and
Speaker 1: a half. I had no idea that there was travel
Speaker 1: delays because of birds, that's what he said. He said,
Speaker 1: because of it maybe blocking the engine that we had
Speaker 1: to turn around. And so then you go back to
Speaker 1: the airport and of course on body and drinks. How
Speaker 1: many can you squeeze in? I told Bazer minimum an
Speaker 1: hour and a half. They fixing like forty minutes. I
Speaker 1: was still at the bar. I ran back onto the
Speaker 1: flight as it was basically pulling off. Been there, Been there?
Speaker 1: I said, Uh, well, first of all, reception isn't good
Speaker 1: in the airport, and never got your texts, and holy crap,
Speaker 1: did not know mister Coxter here that that pilot was
Speaker 1: gonna be able to fix an engine with a seagull
Speaker 1: in it in forty minutes. Props to him. Hey, oh,
Speaker 1: where's my seat? Oh it's not reserve. Still this is
Speaker 1: actually before the fact when you could have a reserve seat.
Speaker 1: Now it was fill in. Maybe got lucky sat next
Speaker 1: to it. Nobody sat in the front seats because it
Speaker 1: was a bigger dude. Ah, So we sat next to
Speaker 1: a bigger dude and he was a recovering alcoholic. I said,
Speaker 1: I'm in recovery too, gambling addict, and he goes, here's
Speaker 1: my drink tickets. So the whole time we're body and
Speaker 1: drinks right next to this guy recovering from it. Wow,
Speaker 1: and he was doing Discord. He was on some crazy
Speaker 1: wacky stuff on his Internet. But we got great seats
Speaker 1: and two drink tickets all because we sat next to
Speaker 1: the big dude. What was he head to Jamaica for?
Speaker 1: He wasn't going to Jamaica, so that actually might have
Speaker 1: been the flight to floridakank got it. I was gonna
Speaker 1: say that dude did not go to Jamaica with us.
Speaker 1: He was, Uh, it would have been burnt like a crab. Dude.
Speaker 1: That guy got off in Florida at some Discord convention.
Speaker 1: He be a beached whale. You know what now that
Speaker 1: you bring it up. He wasn't going to cho Rio.
Speaker 1: He hadn't seen the sun in like two years. He
Speaker 1: wasn't going to montegobeimn all right mine? Oh none?
Speaker 2: Oh that's funny. Mone So you get to Jamaica. Tell
Speaker 2: me about getting Jamaica. What's it feel like?
Speaker 1: Is it hot? Is it like?
Speaker 2: Tell me about Jamaica. What's the everybody friendly? Right when
Speaker 2: you get off the plane, Hey, welcome to Jamaica.
Speaker 1: Mon, come on, I believe we're in the vicinity of
Speaker 1: about ten drinks each at that point. I remember getting
Speaker 1: off the plane and this dude was talking my ear
Speaker 1: off and he was telling me about this Negrill, Gotta
Speaker 1: go to Nogrill. He had like his sorority daughter and
Speaker 1: fraternity son next to him, his wife. It almost looked
Speaker 1: like the people from the show That's Amazing where they're
Speaker 1: in Europe and they go to Taiwan and it's my
Speaker 1: favorite show, White Lotus. Yeah, it was exactly like that family. Okay,
Speaker 1: And so he's guy's going crazy, looks like a stock trader.
Speaker 1: The wife looks stressed out and she's on pills maybe,
Speaker 1: and but he goes, got to go to Negril. It's amazing.
Speaker 1: I go, well, we're actually going to Ocho Rio, so
Speaker 1: we're not even going into Garril, but he's still pitching
Speaker 1: me on Nogrill. I guess like we got to check
Speaker 1: out Negril next time. So remember that. And then immediately
Speaker 1: once we get through whatever you're going through customs, there's
Speaker 1: a BMW waiting to pick us up, basically with a
Speaker 1: bow on it, and the guys were in a Santa hat.
Speaker 1: Let's go. I got the pick on the gram. I
Speaker 1: can't wait. And so that's it that we did. You
Speaker 1: could have paid I want to say, one hundred dollars
Speaker 1: for a bus with twenty other sweaty Americans now or
Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty for a VIP be what happened
Speaker 1: to be a bm W carr, I'll do that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And so dude is amazing, except for Baser gets with
Speaker 1: emotional with the dude because he's away from his family
Speaker 1: on Christmas. It was Christmas Day. Oh, and so basic was,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry you have to drive us, Laura, Baser,
Speaker 1: it's his job. Let him and he goes, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: just happy to make money. That's awesome, and she was,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry we're taking you away from your family, Baser,
Speaker 1: it's his job. And so I'm sure we tipped the
Speaker 1: dude forty dollars after we had already paid him like
Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty. So you paid extra for the
Speaker 1: parking at the airport. You paid extra for the transportation.
Speaker 1: You are rich, rich, okay, but we save up for this.
Speaker 1: We don't go on vacation on the cheap. If we
Speaker 1: do it, we've already put an entire five paychecks towards it.
Speaker 1: We get it. You're like, you're trying to be like
Speaker 1: Joe from Sarasota. I get it.
Speaker 2: I understand trying to impress your hot young wife.
Speaker 1: I got it. And it's also one of those things
Speaker 1: that there was no gambling there, so and you weren't
Speaker 1: allowed to tip there. Oh yeah, it was some resorts.
Speaker 1: How terrible. Well, because some resorts it's a known Oh
Speaker 1: you gotta tip the maids or the cleaning people. You
Speaker 1: got to tip the bar guy, the bar keep, the
Speaker 1: bar back, the restaurant person at your table at breakfast,
Speaker 1: two dollars, person that turns down your bed two dollars.
Speaker 1: This one. They said no tipping or people get fired.
Speaker 1: So we still bring five hundred because we're gonna tip
Speaker 1: people on the slide, you know. Yeah, and so the
Speaker 1: obviously a BMW guy boom, You've just want it. You've
Speaker 1: been blessed, you've been sided. And so two minutes outside
Speaker 1: the airport, were stopping getting some tree. He stopped just
Speaker 1: for a minute, comes back with an entire shrub. We're
Speaker 1: never gonna burn through all that. Maybe all we need
Speaker 1: is a leaf, you know what I mean? Got it
Speaker 1: and so got it on. Like we've already made two
Speaker 1: terrible bit money decisions. We give this dude a forty
Speaker 1: dollars tip when he's already getting paid. Look at him.
Speaker 1: He's driving a better vehicle than us in America. Like, seriously,
Speaker 1: the dude was driving up beams a BM dumbs dirt
Speaker 1: was it a no, it wasn't it? Bends is a
Speaker 1: BMW and the baser I drive a trailblazer from twenty
Speaker 1: years ago. Good gosh, you don't have to tip the man.
Speaker 1: And he was an absolute blast and a vibe. But
Speaker 1: it's dark, so we're not really able to see. You
Speaker 1: can see some lights up in the hills. That is
Speaker 1: what Jamaica is cool for. You can see the hills,
Speaker 1: you can see the shanties, you can see the third
Speaker 1: world country where in Costa Rica you can see that too.
Speaker 2: I would say I'm staying out of Costa Rica, man,
Speaker 2: surfer dude, Uh.
Speaker 1: Huh, but uh, Places like Aruba and what's in a
Speaker 1: Turks and Caicos and Dominican Republic. There's no hills, so
Speaker 1: you're just seeing flat at night. You're not gonna see
Speaker 1: anything this. You're seeing the lights, you're seeing what makes it.
Speaker 1: You know, you're seeing a family, you see bolt, you saying, yeah,
Speaker 1: seeing flags they're proud of Jamaica there. But yeah, so
Speaker 1: you're seeing some stuff thanks to the hills. But it's
Speaker 1: about an hour and a half drive from this airport.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I'm passing out.
Speaker 1: And I still don't even know what airport we flew into.
Speaker 1: Either it was Montego Bay or Ocho Rio, because Ocho
Speaker 1: Rio is right next to where we're at, so I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure we flew into Montego Bay. That's why the
Speaker 1: flight or the drive was an hour and a half.
Speaker 1: And the guy at the pool, I'd already told that story,
Speaker 1: remember his wife, Yeah, very attractive, massive mountain range. They
Speaker 1: were hammered left the rolexes at the pool. I kept
Speaker 1: telling the guy that we flew into Ocho Rea, and
Speaker 1: I told him our our drive was an hour and
Speaker 1: a half. He probably thought I was crazy because it's
Speaker 1: probably it's like a five minute drive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he probably thought this dude done.
Speaker 1: I told in dude the wrong airport for an entire
Speaker 1: conversation of five hours. It happens.
Speaker 2: Man, you're not supposed to know. You're not you're not
Speaker 2: Jamaica familiar. You know, you're new.
Speaker 1: He goes what you went to? You went to Ocho Rio. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we flew in there. Huh. Yeah, it was an hour
Speaker 1: and a half drive. You went to Ocho Rea. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, mamboo up top, open wide air, you know,
Speaker 1: not a lot of flights. Yeah, yeah, we got to
Speaker 1: take a break. But that guy was so confused. We're
Speaker 1: still in the car driving to the resort and we
Speaker 1: haven't got to the resort yet. We're at the resort.
Speaker 1: We just got there. We just got there, and they
Speaker 1: just walking with open arms or what we did? Make
Speaker 1: one more pitstock, let me hear it. Bazer didn't know
Speaker 1: how to properly plant the tree, got it? So that
Speaker 1: guy helped plant the tree while I went to this
Speaker 1: little dive bar all by myself with American money and
Speaker 1: there's ten people at the bar look at me like
Speaker 1: we hate American. Oh so I didn't the love from Jamaica,
Speaker 1: does it happen till you get to the resort up
Speaker 1: until then, it's a crowd that knows like three words,
Speaker 1: we hate American. I roll up to this bar, hot,
Speaker 1: I got American money, I want some drink, I want
Speaker 1: some red stripe. I have eight eyes looking at me,
Speaker 1: and all of them are saying we hate American. They're
Speaker 1: not your best friend.
Speaker 2: Huh No, you were Wait, host, so you're telling me
Speaker 2: you were walking in thinking sits in ray Boondamon, that's
Speaker 2: what you were thinking. You were thinking it was gonna
Speaker 2: be open arms, arms.
Speaker 1: Wide open, and what's that song with arms? What open?
Speaker 1: The love Mone was in the BMW when we got
Speaker 1: picked up. The love Mone is at the resort, Mon.
Speaker 1: But when I was at the dive bar Mone, just
Speaker 1: trying to get a red strip. Man, they probably overcharged
Speaker 1: me twenty dollars because I think I gave them a
Speaker 1: twenty and it was like a dollar beer there because
Speaker 1: their prices are really cheap. Yeah, and it didn't get
Speaker 1: money back and then yeah, yeah, yeah, they weren't very
Speaker 1: kind to me there. Oh that's unfortunate, and that was
Speaker 1: really my first I'm in Jamaica, mon Oh, I hate mon.
Speaker 1: Bob Marley man, hey, you was same boltmn we hate
Speaker 1: American Oh like you walked in and then the er
Speaker 1: the music stopped. Yes, and so then then we got
Speaker 1: out of there, got into BMW. Everything was properly planted
Speaker 1: and we were ready ahead of the resort.
Speaker 2: Baby, I love it when you pull the resort. Is
Speaker 2: there a gait?
Speaker 1: I saw it on the way out, not on the
Speaker 1: way in. Things were a little blurry. I'm in and
Speaker 1: out of consciousness. Got it not really that intense, but
Speaker 1: I things are a little fuzzy. Okay, there wasn't a gait.
Speaker 1: Saw it on the way out, but yeah, we roll
Speaker 1: up and it's just it's beautiful. The Christmas lights. There's presents,
Speaker 1: Christmas trees lining the row, and there's a huge soldier,
Speaker 1: a Christmas soldier from oh you know, from all the
Speaker 1: stories that we used to read as kids. They made
Speaker 1: us feel like it was a tropical Christmas the minute
Speaker 1: we were there. We're at the resort. We need to
Speaker 1: take a break down.
Speaker 2: When we're gonna go to the front desk, we're gonna
Speaker 2: check in. We're gonna come back and tell you the
Speaker 2: rest of Jamaica.
Speaker 1: The rest of the story is where we're gonna meet
Speaker 1: after the break, Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear after this. So anyways,
Speaker 1: this teddy Bear character, So we had actually landed and
Speaker 1: airported and taxied and got all the way to the
Speaker 1: resort and what do we need a nightcap? So you're
Speaker 1: talking espresso Martini's, and we didn't know precisely where the
Speaker 1: location was where you could go get those nice resort
Speaker 1: but it's not really signs. They try to make it
Speaker 1: look all sexy. So we're just kind of looking around
Speaker 1: when the corner, this dude comes out and he goes, hey,
Speaker 1: are you guys looking for Espress with martiniz Mon. We go, well, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we are, and he goes, I know min in this
Speaker 1: really nice place. Man, it's just right around the corner.
Speaker 1: I'll show you. Man. And I said, thank you so much, sir.
Speaker 1: What is your name? And he goes, what teddy Bear? Man,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? I started, why, you idiot? I
Speaker 1: only did thirty seconds, you idiot. You didn't miss anything.
Speaker 1: I'm did thirty Now I'm all thrown off. Man. I
Speaker 1: did thirty seconds, mon, But why would you do that? Mon?
Speaker 2: I was sitting there just waiting for you, and I
Speaker 2: heard you do your whistle. But I thought that means
Speaker 2: you were getting a drink doing something. And I look
Speaker 2: in here and he's talking about Teddy Bear.
Speaker 1: I did it to piss you off. Nah, you do
Speaker 1: piss me off? Man just confused me. More like it.
Speaker 2: Like there's no I'm not angry. I'm just like, huh so,
Speaker 2: uh yeah, I will go. I guess I'll just yeah,
Speaker 2: how long we been doing this now?
Speaker 1: Twenty twenty, twenty twenty hell of the documentary?
Speaker 2: Ray, I don't even know one forty oh my god?
Speaker 1: Whatever? So why not just say, hey, lunch, I'm ready? Man?
Speaker 1: Is this exact reason to piss you off? No? No, No,
Speaker 1: do I sound pissed off? No? I just did it
Speaker 1: to see how long I could tell the story before
Speaker 1: you came in here.
Speaker 2: I was just like, man, Ray went to the bathroom,
Speaker 2: and it's been gone a while. I guess I'll wander
Speaker 2: down there and see if he's back.
Speaker 1: Oh, he's already talking. It's in use, the mics are on,
Speaker 1: and I did it to show the listeners that I
Speaker 1: could do a show without you. Oh so for forty seconds.
Speaker 1: They learned that. That's pretty impressive. That's pretty impressive.
Speaker 2: So are you gonna reekapit or am I just gonna
Speaker 2: have to catch up?
Speaker 1: Dimly lit resort. It was nine pm and we needed
Speaker 1: a night cap. We wanted an espresso Martini. Out of
Speaker 1: the corner comes this guy, Teddy bear Man, I'll show
Speaker 1: you where espresso Martinis Armand did he work at the
Speaker 1: hotel or was he a guest? Yes? Had the name tag,
Speaker 1: white shirt pants. And so we go to the espresso
Speaker 1: bar and it's kind of hidden bookshelves and all that.
Speaker 1: We would have never found it.
Speaker 2: Wait, wait, wait, there's a special bar for no spress.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Espresso martiniz Expresso Martinis. Got it. But remember you
Speaker 1: can't tip these people. So we get there and me
Speaker 1: and Baser combined have probably put enough drinks down to
Speaker 1: float a boat, but we're still feeling pretty good. We
Speaker 1: remember it all, you know, I'm just saying, but if
Speaker 1: you think about it, heavy travel day, heavy drinking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and we got the free drinks on the flight from
Speaker 1: that dude that was a recovery.
Speaker 2: Right, that was doing his sheets.
Speaker 1: And so we go to this Espresso Martini bar and
Speaker 1: what do you think Baser is already doing the tipping. Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm bartender. You were so amazing here here. I
Speaker 1: know you guys can't take tips. I'm gonna slip you this.
Speaker 1: So she slips the bartender forty dollars Teddy Bear. We
Speaker 1: don't know precisely the exact amount, but between one hundred
Speaker 1: and one hundred and fifty dollars. We tipped Teddy Bear
Speaker 1: for showing you where the bar is. Have you ever
Speaker 1: met us when we're drunk. We're the nicest people in
Speaker 1: the world. And Payser thinks that everybody's buller, Sir, this
Speaker 1: kid probably has a condo and he was so nice.
Speaker 1: How far did he walk you? Like two stairs us
Speaker 1: to the Bobby Boncho studio. Oh my gosh. But it
Speaker 1: was a greate espresso martini. And so we wake up
Speaker 1: the next morning we thought we got robbed. We realized
Speaker 1: we tipped Teddy somewhere between north of one hundred and
Speaker 1: south of two hundred, and that is where the story starts.
Speaker 1: Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear.
Speaker 2: So I'm assuming that Teddy Bear, after that tip is
Speaker 2: gonna be in your hip pocket all weekend, all week.
Speaker 1: So over the next four days, if we were at
Speaker 1: a brunch, oh hey, Teddy Bear, if we were at
Speaker 1: a pool, Hey, teddy Bear, how have you guys been
Speaker 1: doing mine? Good man? Good mon? Hey, I have my
Speaker 1: dj tonight, mon. Would you want to swing by and
Speaker 1: listen to my music? Man? Maybe maybe we will after dinner. Hey, man,
Speaker 1: Remember I'm DJing tonight. Man, I'll see you guys later. Thanks,
Speaker 1: min Yeah, just let me know the following morning. Oh. Sorry,
Speaker 1: we didn't come, dude, it was late at night. It
Speaker 1: didn't come. It's okay, man. Later on today, Mon, we're
Speaker 1: putting together skid out here in the plaza. You should
Speaker 1: come by and see. Man. I'll be one of the dancers. Okay.
Speaker 1: Oh that sounds good, Thank you. Teddy Bear. Yeah, Man,
Speaker 1: no worries. Man. If it was a pool, if it
Speaker 1: was a brunch, if it was a after dinner, if
Speaker 1: it was just walking around Teddy Bear, teddy Bear. Oh hey,
Speaker 1: teddy Bear, teddy Bear, teddy Bear, teddy Bear. That leads
Speaker 1: me to the climax of teddy Bear. So why is
Speaker 1: teddy Bear being nice to it? Like? Why why? Because
Speaker 1: you chipped him so much money? Get in here, Scooba.
Speaker 1: I'm only in the middle of a Jamaica story, Teddy Bear. Man,
Speaker 1: Teddy Bear spots But then you remember there's mentions in
Speaker 1: the podcast too, got it. I don't know where you're doing.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll talk about that. Man, this
Speaker 2: we're in Jamaica. Mon, they won't be able to make
Speaker 2: it to Demolition Derby. Yeah, Demolition Derby. You know we're
Speaker 2: the week of two twenty three.
Speaker 1: All right, we got it.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be in Shelby Built, Tennessee, March eighth at
Speaker 2: Cooper Steele Arena.
Speaker 1: Come see me.
Speaker 2: If you're in Jamaica right now, You're not gonna be
Speaker 2: able to get there, but hey, come on.
Speaker 1: Let's do it. So are we taking a breaker? I can?
Speaker 1: I can roll real now, you can.
Speaker 2: Roll real quick.
Speaker 1: So the final pool day, I mean, Teddy Bear has
Speaker 1: been there for everything. I would say shy of being
Speaker 1: in the bedroom with us for naughty time. He has
Speaker 1: seen us do everything. He has been on every pool
Speaker 1: chair with us, He's been on every inflatable. Will be
Speaker 1: actually in the water and he's hanging over the edge.
Speaker 1: Teddy Bear was a threesome. We were a thrupple with
Speaker 1: Teddy Bear the entire trap. Come to the last day.
Speaker 1: Why is Teddy Bear being so nice to us? Why?
Speaker 1: Because the big tip that's one of them. But then also,
Speaker 1: and that's obviously not the answer. I know you want
Speaker 1: to know it. No, No, I know that. Why is
Speaker 1: he being so nice to us? It's not the money.
Speaker 1: I tricked you. That's how a good host tricks you.
Speaker 1: That was really not because of the money. This is
Speaker 1: a good crime pocket. It's like a plot twist.
Speaker 2: And so I'm gonna say he was really nice to
Speaker 2: you because he thought you like to cluck.
Speaker 1: No incorrect answer. So the final pool day, I'm severely hungover,
Speaker 1: but I'm still drinking. Naturally, it's a vacation yet, and
Speaker 1: so they're bringing red stripe lights. We were doing these
Speaker 1: mud slides. Baser probably did a Bob Marley at one point.
Speaker 1: There was a blue drink that I told you about,
Speaker 1: the Coral blue. We're mixing all these. I'm so hungover.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to check NFL scores. It was on Sunday.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm shaking. I can barely pull up Oh,
Speaker 1: Patriots are winning again. Okay, got Oh, Titans are down
Speaker 1: by fifty got it. I can barely scroll my phone,
Speaker 1: much less do the request that Teddy Bear was about
Speaker 1: to come up with. Teddy Bear rolls over. Oh on,
Speaker 1: So it's okay, don't worry. You didn't come to any
Speaker 1: DJ set of mine over the last four.
Speaker 2: Days, even though I invite you bond, mone, I invite
Speaker 2: you this, I invite you that you don't come to nothing.
Speaker 1: Mone I thought we friends mon every night at elevep
Speaker 1: hit a DJ set. We never went once, got invited
Speaker 1: two hundred times. So you could have seen the next
Speaker 1: dead mouse. And you have no idea. Teddy was on
Speaker 1: the sacks of wax every night at the Whiskey Club,
Speaker 1: and it was always raging till two. I tell Teddy,
Speaker 1: we really really don't stay out late. But Teddy, Man,
Speaker 1: it's okay, Man, don't even worry about it. Man. Hey,
Speaker 1: let me ask you this one favor. Mon. So if
Speaker 1: you go on Man, if you go on trip Advisor,
Speaker 1: Man there, Man, you can fill out Man that I
Speaker 1: was good to you. Man. You can say, how oh
Speaker 1: Teddy bear Man at this resort. Make sure you name
Speaker 1: the resort Man was exceptional. Man. Man, If you do
Speaker 1: this for me, Mon, you just say Teddy Barra Man
Speaker 1: Dun's river Mon. Then Man, that's how we get promotions. Man.
Speaker 1: If we get enough Trip Advisor good comments and positive feedback.
Speaker 1: Mane that's how you go level up, man. So you
Speaker 1: guys would help me level up man. So he wants
Speaker 1: us to do these Yelp and trip Advisor things. Ah,
Speaker 1: so aforementioned bro, I'm shaking so bad. I couldn't even
Speaker 1: pull up X and be like Teddy Bear said, into
Speaker 1: the world, I'm shaking so bad, and so Baser bless
Speaker 1: her soul. She has to with decent Wi Fi, has
Speaker 1: to download trip Advisor, she has to download Yelp, she
Speaker 1: has to download Google Messenger comment on trips, and she
Speaker 1: has to fill out one hundred and forty characters. So
Speaker 1: say you say Teddy Bear was comfortable and just a
Speaker 1: big old teddy Bear. That's like twenty Baser had to
Speaker 1: write four paragraphs on every one of these apps for
Speaker 1: this dude. Sometimes she would run out it. She'd be
Speaker 1: at one hundred and she'd just do a bunch of
Speaker 1: emoji smiley faces. I go, Baser, bless your soul, because
Speaker 1: I can't even function right now to get on my
Speaker 1: phone right now in this tropical paradise because I'm recovering. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm actually gonna give up drinking because holy crap, the
Speaker 1: effects are brutal but besery for an hour and a half,
Speaker 1: probably at the pool on our final day. Teddy Bear
Speaker 1: is on our lily pad and our pool bed that
Speaker 1: we paid one hundred and fifty dollars for, camped out
Speaker 1: the entire afternoon waiting for Baser to do all these
Speaker 1: comments and all these different apps and stuff. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: So that could be the end of the story.
Speaker 2: Oh I thought that was it. I thought, Okay, he's
Speaker 2: got proof, he's gonna leave you alone.
Speaker 1: The end of the story really is, don't ever tip
Speaker 1: these people when they say not to tip, because holy crap,
Speaker 1: that got annoying talking to teddy Bear every single time
Speaker 1: of the day if regardless of where the sun was
Speaker 1: in the sky, teddy Bear was twenty feet away from us.
Speaker 1: And did she do them a favor. Yes, they can
Speaker 1: also get in trouble for it at these resorts. And
Speaker 1: she snuck the bartender twenty So hopefully that espresso bartender
Speaker 1: never got fired. Hopefully teddy Bear never got fired. And
Speaker 1: that's the lesson there. But all that to say this,
Speaker 1: I think teddy Bear actually did get fired because so
Speaker 1: Baser filled it all that stuff, did all the comments.
Speaker 1: Whatever we did this stuff for him, and then we
Speaker 1: finally got rid of him. Well, he comes over and
Speaker 1: he gives me a shotglass. It says Jamaica on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it said teddy Bear's last day.
Speaker 1: I go, thank you, teddy Bear, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: This is no lie. This is a dead god's on
Speaker 1: his true story. I take this shotglass and we wanted
Speaker 1: to go play Bingo. Why not do a pool side Bingo?
Speaker 1: Why not we go over there? You couldn't the universe
Speaker 1: couldn't have written this up any better. The host of Bingo,
Speaker 1: what is his name? Teddy Bear? The host of Bingo's
Speaker 1: name is Ray. Oh, and so when we all introduced
Speaker 1: each other, who do you think he's gonna know and
Speaker 1: look at and be the most memorable Ray the guy
Speaker 1: that has the same name as him, Ray correct. So
Speaker 1: the entire time he's saying Ray this, Ray that, Oh, Ray,
Speaker 1: how are you doing? Ray? Well? I took the shot
Speaker 1: glass that Teddy Bear had given Slash stolen and he goes, Ray,
Speaker 1: how did you get that shotglass? We haven't even played
Speaker 1: the game yet, and I go, I got it from
Speaker 1: teddy Bear. Teddy Bear came over and we were like
Speaker 1: helping him out and he's like, here you go, here's
Speaker 1: a free shotglass. The only reason he gave a crap
Speaker 1: about me is because my name was Ray. In this
Speaker 1: universe where the host names Ray and teddy Bear stole
Speaker 1: a shotglass and gave it to me. It was the
Speaker 1: same shotglass that they gave at Bingo if you won.
Speaker 1: I learned that five minutes later when I won and
Speaker 1: I said big go and Ray comes over and hands
Speaker 1: me the same shotglass that teddy Bear had already stolen
Speaker 1: for me. And it was then confirmed that teddy Bear
Speaker 1: stole a shot glass to thank us for all the reviews.
Speaker 1: But that stolen shotglass may have sealed his fate. So
Speaker 1: I don't know if teddy Bear got the promotion and
Speaker 1: leveled up or if teddy Bear got fired. And I
Speaker 1: will hang up and listen. Wow, that is a story
Speaker 1: from Jamaica, and that Jamaica shotglass, hot stolen piece of
Speaker 1: merchandise is sitting on our table in Nashville, Tennessee. Right now.
Speaker 1: That's dude.
Speaker 2: That's beautiful, dude. That was a great storytelling. That was
Speaker 2: worth the wait. And we'll take a break.
Speaker 1: What's the time thirty two eight?
Speaker 2: Man, do you have any more. You have one more
Speaker 2: story from Jamaica.
Speaker 1: Told you about the tree when we landed?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you told us about the Uh yeah I could.
Speaker 2: I could say that the how you got a strike
Speaker 2: on the catamaran. You told that at the live pod.
Speaker 1: Well then no, the tree. I can tell you about
Speaker 1: the tree, just because I had alluded to it earlier.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: So we had the tree that we had got five
Speaker 1: minutes off again now for Jamaica plane because Bazer had
Speaker 1: hurt seen on the movies about this tree. So we
Speaker 1: got a Jamaican tree. Got it? Okay, So we got
Speaker 1: the Jamaican tree. And I'm telling you, they brought me
Speaker 1: an entire bushel that I could put in the front
Speaker 1: of my house. It was that much. And I go, Baser,
Speaker 1: I'm not particularly fond of tree. I probably won't even
Speaker 1: touch the tree. I know you'll touch the tree like
Speaker 1: one time, just to say that you did. So the
Speaker 1: I'm carrying this app bush shrub that most people would
Speaker 1: put in front of their house and I'm just having
Speaker 1: to lug it around Jamaica. It was that much. Huh.
Speaker 1: It wasn't a leaf, it wasn't a stem. It was
Speaker 1: an absolute hedge that you see at the Georgia Stadium
Speaker 1: between the hedges. Oh yeah, I know those, And so
Speaker 1: what do you know? We bring it to our hotel
Speaker 1: room and we're hiding this tree because it's so big.
Speaker 1: And then why don't we just throw it in the trash?
Speaker 2: You ask, why don't you just throw in the trash?
Speaker 1: Why? Dude, I'm the most paranoid person you know. I
Speaker 1: would never want to risk getting caught and throwing this
Speaker 1: tree in the trash. So every single morning and night,
Speaker 1: we're shifting the tree. Sometimes we put it in here.
Speaker 1: Sometimes we wonder, does that tree smell weird? Maybe we
Speaker 1: should put on the patio. I'll put the tree on
Speaker 1: the patio for a second. So the tree shifted from
Speaker 1: the patio to one of my bags to that tree
Speaker 1: is just too much in my backpack. I don't want
Speaker 1: it in there. So the tree went to a suitcase.
Speaker 1: The tree went to a drawer. What if we just
Speaker 1: go to a trash can and put the tree in downstairs?
Speaker 1: There's cameras. Why would I I'm not doing that. I'm paranoid.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go put the tree in a trash.
Speaker 1: I'm not putting it in my own trash man, you're
Speaker 1: in Jamaica. So the final day comes and we still
Speaker 1: have this freaking tree that Baser out of an entire
Speaker 1: beautiful evergreen. She had one pie needle of got it.
Speaker 1: Thanks Bazer, Glad we paid one hundred dollars for a
Speaker 1: tree that we didn't even use to shade us but
Speaker 1: for five minutes. And so the very final day, I
Speaker 1: just left the tree in our trash can in our room.
Speaker 2: And we're nervous the whole time.
Speaker 1: Well, and the reason we had to wait until March
Speaker 1: eighth is because I had to wait and see if
Speaker 1: we were gonna get seized or in trouble or get
Speaker 1: fined by the hotel. We got all our money back,
Speaker 1: We never got in trouble. All is good. So now
Speaker 1: I can tell the story March eight about the tree
Speaker 1: that we had in our room. That's why we had
Speaker 1: to wait till March eighth. Wow, the government, local city
Speaker 1: policeas they never came down on us. They may have
Speaker 1: saw the t in the trash, knew that we were Americanos.
Speaker 1: They didn't care. They forgave, They threw away the tree.
Speaker 1: All is good.
Speaker 2: I gotta be honest. I literally thought they loved trees.
Speaker 1: In Jamaica. They do, but I don't think you can
Speaker 1: just outwardly have tree everywhere.
Speaker 2: I just assumed that Jamaica was a tree friendly environment,
Speaker 2: and I mean that's just me maybe being ignorant.
Speaker 1: I have no idea, but I just ohm on reggaemon.
Speaker 2: I thought that was the whole culture of Jamaica. I
Speaker 2: don't know anything about Jamaica.
Speaker 1: Though hopefully I told you enough so now you do
Speaker 1: know something about it. One more piece of advice. Yeah, please.
Speaker 1: There was these did Jamaican rum. I was well. I
Speaker 1: drank it over ice one night and it was god awful.
Speaker 1: I'm not a rum drinker, but we met these dudes
Speaker 1: from Chicago. They were very good friends, got it and
Speaker 1: they said the rum was amazing. That to the point
Speaker 1: that every day I may have told this already, that
Speaker 1: every day they would hide their rum bottles. Every You
Speaker 1: get a eight ounce rum bottle in your room after
Speaker 1: the cleaning staff came through every day, really, so they
Speaker 1: would hide the eight ounce bottle and they would smuggle
Speaker 1: back eight eight ounce bottles back to Chicago because you
Speaker 1: can't buy rum there or something.
Speaker 2: It's just a different type of rum. It tastes better.
Speaker 2: Maybe fresh from the tree of Jamaica.
Speaker 1: It's got awful. So the rum ain't worth smuggling back.
Speaker 1: The tree is just too branchy. It ain't worth smuggling back.
Speaker 1: So if you went in our room on the final day,
Speaker 1: there was a trash can full of tree tree and
Speaker 1: half drank rum, but it ain't worth bringing back.
Speaker 2: So yeah, man, So do you still talk to your
Speaker 2: friends from Chicago? No, bees are really good friends.
Speaker 1: The mom actually almost looked like Nancy Guthrie. Oh, and
Speaker 1: so she was really sweet and Bezer was friends with her.
Speaker 1: And so their final breakfast. Uh, I hate that the
Speaker 1: story includes me being hungover again, but I'm eating breakfast
Speaker 1: and Baser goes, how were you guys? How are you?
Speaker 1: How was Dun's River Falls? That was good? Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: how did you guys like you last night? The performance?
Speaker 1: It was good. I didn't even barely talk to the
Speaker 1: two guys that were really good friends or best friends. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and their mom. I bought her it. I got her
Speaker 1: a diet coke and that was it. I had maybe
Speaker 1: two minutes of conversation with him. Baser act like it
Speaker 1: was our grandmother that she was talking to. Huh, So
Speaker 1: there our goodbye was me at the breakfast, say, look, yeah, great,
Speaker 1: great meeting you guys. Enjoy Chicago. I don't care. I
Speaker 1: will never talk to you again. Have a good one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're there or they are left smuggling eight bottles of
Speaker 1: mini rum.
Speaker 2: Did you go BMW back to the airport? Did you
Speaker 2: go to the beach at all? Like, is the beach
Speaker 2: like right outside your thing?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, the beach was. I'm talking footsteps, that's how
Speaker 1: we wanted it. Okay, south beach. It was almost south beach.
Speaker 1: I would almost say fifty yards to the beach, oh,
Speaker 1: which was a little too annoying to go do it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this one I could throw like Arnold could throw a
Speaker 1: football and hit the water from where our pool was.
Speaker 2: Okay, and he's got kind of a noodle arm, so.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. But yeah, it was right there,
Speaker 1: and no BMW. On the way back, we did a
Speaker 1: van with a bunch of other people, and they were
Speaker 1: very slow. So anytime we'd get off, okay, guys, hour
Speaker 1: and a half ride, we're at the bathroom for we
Speaker 1: got ten minutes here, guys. For eight of the minutes
Speaker 1: I was waiting for the people with canes and wheelchairs
Speaker 1: to get off the bus. Yeah, so that's probably why
Speaker 1: you do private transfer. Yeah, that's cool. I'll just go
Speaker 1: to the bathroom for one minute. I can. I'll pitch it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: no worries, no worries, you know what I'm saying. Joking
Speaker 1: a little bit, it'll cut off. I'll be back every time.
Speaker 1: And then when we got off, we get off at
Speaker 1: the airport. Here you go. I mean, not like we
Speaker 1: were cutting it close, but we had about our forty
Speaker 1: five until our flight, you know, us paranoid.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, our forty five? Dude, how are you doing.
Speaker 1: The guy goes, all right, we are here at the airport.
Speaker 1: You guys, thank you so much. Man, thank you for
Speaker 1: coming to Jamaica. Mine enjoy it. Mine see you later. Man.
Speaker 1: And we sit there and nobody's in a rush to
Speaker 1: get off the bus, and where our seats are would
Speaker 1: be very rude to cut in front of everybody, So
Speaker 1: we just sit there and they just slowly get up
Speaker 1: like they're at a DMV. I mean, they were in
Speaker 1: no hurry to live life. You gotta respect it. But
Speaker 1: good gosh, do a private transfer because I mean we're
Speaker 1: sitting there ten minutes then getting their bags. Holy crap,
Speaker 1: that process. I'm like, guys, give them a tip. Think
Speaker 1: that the guy drove the bus for ten minutes. You
Speaker 1: don't ear an hour and a half. You don't need
Speaker 1: to talk. They're like, thank you so much. And then
Speaker 1: where was that that we passed through? Okay, guys, get
Speaker 1: your bag and get to the airport. The vacation's over.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna go visit that spot you just drove
Speaker 2: by because it's over.
Speaker 1: Did the hurricane when it came through? Did it hit
Speaker 1: they clipped a little bit. Oh my, the guy lost
Speaker 1: his house and you're asking him about him like it's
Speaker 1: a tourist destination. Those houses that are half built was
Speaker 1: that because of the hurricane? What I did notice is, dude,
Speaker 1: it's bizarre construction there. You would see eighty percent of
Speaker 1: the house of they're half built mansions. So they either
Speaker 1: don't get the supplies or they run out of money.
Speaker 1: Run out of money, they just leave it half built.
Speaker 1: The entire drive and then the shacks and shanties that
Speaker 1: you do see. They got the Jamaican flag up, proud
Speaker 1: of their country. That's cool, man. Did you see where
Speaker 1: Bolt lived? Anybody talk about Bolt. Yeah, I would bring
Speaker 1: him up and there was no language barrier. They spoke English,
Speaker 1: and they didn't really talk about Bob Marley and they
Speaker 1: didn't really talk about Bolt. So there must be a
Speaker 1: new up and comer we don't know about in Jamaica.
Speaker 1: Sounds like a good trip, man, Teddy Bear. Though. That's
Speaker 1: why I keep looking behind me, see if Teddy Bear
Speaker 1: is there? Dude, I started flinching around this seconto last day.
Speaker 1: He was every time we come down to Brunt, there's
Speaker 1: Teddy Bear. Eh mon, how was your sleep? How do
Speaker 1: you think it was, Teddy Bear? Just like any other sleep.
Speaker 1: I put my head on the pillow, pulled the covers
Speaker 1: over me, and slept just like I have the four
Speaker 1: previous nights. Teddy Bear, Oh man, you guys have a
Speaker 1: good brunch. What are you gonna do them on? Some
Speaker 1: eggs and bacon? Yes, Teddybear, we're American. We don't do
Speaker 1: any of the other stuff. We're gonna go strictly cut
Speaker 1: and dry, the same thing we've gotten the four days previously. Ah, Man,
Speaker 1: have you tried man the orange juice machine? Man? You
Speaker 1: punch it down? Man on listen, Teddy Bear, we just
Speaker 1: do the minute made. I don't need you to operate
Speaker 1: this orange juice machine, even though it's pretty awesome. They
Speaker 1: crush the oranges in front of you. Oh it is
Speaker 1: straight from the orange.
Speaker 2: You would tell you a fresh squeezed orange juice game changer.
Speaker 1: That was actually one of the cooler things Teddy Bear
Speaker 1: showed us. Other than that. Hey man, if you tried
Speaker 1: the plantain, man it it's good mix. No, not Teddybear.
Speaker 1: Like I said on day one, all we do is
Speaker 1: eggs and baky and a little waki and then uh
Speaker 1: maybe maybe some coffee and maybe a mimosa. That same
Speaker 1: thing we've done the last four days, teddy Bear. Thank you,
Speaker 1: Teddy Bear. Oh man, I'll see you guys later on.
Speaker 1: Still looking behind him, see if teddy Bear is back there, dude,
Speaker 1: I swear to God. During the convention, I thought Teddy
Speaker 1: Bear was gonna come. That'd been awesome if Bazer invited
Speaker 1: him on the low down low? Did I save a picture?
Speaker 2: Question? I got a question right, Jamaica, would you go
Speaker 2: back out of ten?
Speaker 1: What are we talking, Jamaica? Is I go the same
Speaker 1: the same exact resort? It was phenomenal. It was it
Speaker 1: was tops right now because the people are so freaking nice.
Speaker 1: The dive bar. Did they treat me bad? Yes, but dude,
Speaker 1: they were actually so genuinely awesome. And obviously they you know,
Speaker 1: they're kissing the ring. The one guy goes, dude, you
Speaker 1: must be cool ass back in America, right, and I'm
Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, he's like, dude, you're freaking hilarious. Man.
Speaker 1: You know. Then they're talking about it and they're like,
Speaker 1: and then like, your chick back in America, she's like
Speaker 1: the hottest. I'm like, yeah, she's like supermodel. They believe
Speaker 1: whatever you tell them. I'm like, yeah, yeah, I'm on
Speaker 1: a radio show and there, Oh you host it. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'll never hear it. Yeah, I'm the host of it.
Speaker 1: They thought it was the host of a radio show
Speaker 1: and my wife was a Victoria's Secret model.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna text my wife right now say hey, let's uh,
Speaker 2: let's set uh, let's sit in Jamaica.
Speaker 1: Where are we at? Dude?
Speaker 2: That's good man, Hey.
Speaker 1: Dude, what the heck have I been doing? Bro? I
Speaker 1: don't know. I think that was a great pod. Dude.
Speaker 2: I think you can wrap it, you can hit the button.
Speaker 2: I don't know what they're not going to see the
Speaker 2: picture right now. We'll just post on socials if we
Speaker 2: have it. If we don't, we don't.
Speaker 1: The driver, Oh my, that's our driver. I don't know
Speaker 1: if I got Teddy Bear though.
Speaker 2: Oh, Beazer's got a picture of Teddy Bear.
Speaker 1: You would have. I wanted to play a sot of
Speaker 1: you'd have just music.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, that's beautiful. Oh no, no, no, let me see it.
Speaker 1: He going, he was doing fifty cent. I'm a pimp.
Speaker 1: I'm on the street and I'm grinding on that butt.
Speaker 1: But he would play the sacks to it. I love it.
Speaker 2: They look at that, dude, you're not lying. You're right
Speaker 2: on the beach.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were right there. That's I can post a
Speaker 1: couple of these. Then here's my people. Teddy Bear is
Speaker 1: not in this, but these are the bros there. Oh
Speaker 1: they're having a good time. We're chilling in the little
Speaker 1: villa we had, the little day bed. They're kind of
Speaker 1: smiling their butts off. Oh there, they're they're on cloud nine, dude.
Speaker 1: They love life. Cloud nine. I mean, we gave grease
Speaker 1: them all.
Speaker 2: So when you're not supposed to, let's get out of here.
Speaker 2: Just stop it, man, that's great.
Speaker 1: There you go. There, pride in your country. Oh, they
Speaker 1: got Jamaica flags everywhere, dude, that's pride in your country.
Speaker 1: This guy had two on his shanty. That's legit. I
Speaker 1: mean three.
Speaker 2: He's got one in the door, he does. How many
Speaker 2: American flags you got at the house.
Speaker 1: We got one. If it was up to Baser, we'd
Speaker 1: have about five more. Okay,