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Speaker 1: I started it. Good man, Hey, this is it. Guys.

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Speaker 1: We're headed down to Jamaica. Man, oh my goodness.

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Speaker 2: We have been waiting for this for weeks, days, months,

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Speaker 2: and we are finally gonna hear about Jamaica.

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Speaker 1: Mon, Jamaica, you're Jamaican me crazy? After the break?

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Speaker 2: No, no, we're not taking We've been doing it for

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Speaker 2: twenty six seconds. We're not telling to tease. We're not

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Speaker 2: doing a break. But before we get to Jamaica, I

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Speaker 2: mean I need to know like going into Jamaica, Like

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Speaker 2: I need to know the process of Jamaica, getting to Jamaica.

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Speaker 2: I need to feel what it's like to leave American

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Speaker 2: soil and touch down in Jamaica. I need to know, like,

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Speaker 2: do you have an early flight so right when you

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Speaker 2: get in you can see the beautiful beaches, the sun

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Speaker 2: is still shining. Is it a nighttime flight? So you

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Speaker 2: have to wait to enjoy Jamaica till the next day?

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Speaker 2: This I need to set the scene in this first

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Speaker 2: you know, little segment, I would say, instead of dropping

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Speaker 2: right into the Jamaica story, I need to know how

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Speaker 2: we got there.

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Speaker 1: I want to set the mood. Yeahn mon, they have land,

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Speaker 1: trees and sun just like us. No third world country, Ray,

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Speaker 1: how poor really are they? That's not what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: I got you. We hit the airport late. Oh you

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Speaker 1: gotta you see this all right, I'm telling you now.

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Speaker 2: No, We'll start the show and then we got to

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Speaker 2: get into it. Like then I want to know, like,

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Speaker 2: bags packed early? Are you panic packing?

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Speaker 1: What am I? That's a stupid question.

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Speaker 2: That's a dumb question, cause you're already freaking out about

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Speaker 2: other things.

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Speaker 1: Ray, Is it a rush like a kidnapping? No? No, no, no, dude,

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Speaker 1: just packing for an airport man.

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Speaker 2: No, because me, I panic pack and I packed like

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Speaker 2: an hour before my flight. That sounds kinky, Like I

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Speaker 2: just my time management skills are not the best. And

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Speaker 2: we've talked about it on this pod, like when we're

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Speaker 2: planning coaches conventions, I'm always like, yeah, I'm.

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Speaker 1: Gonna get it done. I'm gonna get it done. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna get it done early, early, early, early.

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Speaker 2: And then hasn't really happened that way. So that's what

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Speaker 2: I was referring to. But let's just start the show

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Speaker 2: and then I'll explain we're.

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Speaker 1: Gonna do it live. We oh the one two three

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Speaker 1: sore losers, fum Jamaica.

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Speaker 2: What's up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most

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Speaker 2: about sports.

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Speaker 1: Suck.

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Speaker 2: Give it the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm

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Speaker 2: pretty much a sports genius, y'all.

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Speaker 1: It says, and I'm from the North with this show,

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Speaker 1: I'm from Jamaica. Min and I got landmine two point

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Speaker 1: three through the three acres Mine I lived with my

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Speaker 1: wife Mon. Justin is supposed to be looking after our

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Speaker 1: kid Mon at Vanderbilt Man, but Justin moved to Michigan

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Speaker 1: Men for the foreseeable future Man, which is thousands of

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Speaker 1: miles away from Jamaica and thousands of miles away from

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Speaker 1: nash Tennessee. Mon. Over to you, Mon, but probably then

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Speaker 1: back to me. Mon.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So as you're headed out for Jamaica, are you packed?

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Speaker 2: Days in advanced?

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Speaker 1: The Beazer is because she works from home and she's

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Speaker 1: able to do that. Oh, pack a hat one day,

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Speaker 1: bra the next, panies thong, you know, so she's me.

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Speaker 1: I would almost say, what is it? What'd you call it?

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Speaker 2: Panic packing?

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Speaker 1: Kinky panic? Nope, Nope, panic packing? So like, yeah, I'll

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Speaker 1: like kind of foreplay like choke myself in panic and

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Speaker 1: then pack that hour before. Okay, I'm similar to you.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing laundry at two am in the morning if

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Speaker 1: we're leaving at five like you. That's how I pack.

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Speaker 1: And my wife hates it.

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Speaker 2: It drives her nuts that I just am like, ah,

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Speaker 2: you know, I'll get ready. We've got to be at

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Speaker 2: putty of time to do two loads of laundry. Figure

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Speaker 2: So you aren't panic your panic packing veyas packed? Do

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Speaker 2: you bring sunscreen or do you buy sunscreen?

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Speaker 1: Fully loaded? Used about one bottle of the ten. So

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Speaker 2: Okay, And so how are you going airport? Is Phil

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Speaker 2: taking you? Are you driving? Leaving your vehicle?

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Speaker 1: You ubering? What's the plan getting to the airport? Bring

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Speaker 1: our vehicle and VIP park where you park right next

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Speaker 1: We learned that if you take an uber, it's just awkward,

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Speaker 1: If you VIP, it's twenty eight. It's ten dollars more

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Speaker 2: It is pretty fantastic. I used to do one of

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Speaker 2: drive you right to your car. Boom, You're in and

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Speaker 2: out in five minutes. Placement, belly up. It's no longer there.

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Speaker 2: So now I just pay the outrageous prices that it

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Speaker 1: Well, you know who taught me that, coach Ah He said, Hey, dude,

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Speaker 1: nobody knows about it. You can park right there and

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Speaker 1: you live like a celebrity. And it's not very expensive.

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Speaker 1: I did it one time when I was going to Florida.

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Speaker 2: My family was already down there and we were working

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Speaker 1: Sit Friday and Saturday Sunday.

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Speaker 2: I was going after the show Friday, and I mean

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Speaker 2: I had a flight at one point thirty and we

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Speaker 2: a good weekend. And I drove so fast to the airport,

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Speaker 2: like I mean so fast. No, no, no, there was

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Speaker 1: Well it's this thing. Oh never mind, we don't need that.

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Speaker 2: There was a fire truck with its lights on, and

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Speaker 2: I was passing it on the highway because I did

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Speaker 1: Why'd you pass me? Why'd you get it? Give me

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Speaker 2: And I pulled up to this VIP You got me,

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Speaker 2: I need a ticket. I need a ticket. He said, oh, sir,

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Speaker 2: you got to wait in line. You know what I mean,

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Speaker 2: there's two cars in front of you. I said, Man,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna miss my flight. He goes, sorry, Man, I said,

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Speaker 2: I'll just leave the car the keys on the seat.

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Speaker 2: Do you really want to just leave your car there

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, I'll just find it when I

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Speaker 2: when I get back pull up. He goes, you think

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Speaker 1: Dude, you argue with everybody. I don't even say but

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Speaker 2: I was in such a hurry that I was gonna

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Speaker 1: It out when I got back fin to find out.

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Speaker 2: And then I pulled out a ten dollar bill or

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Speaker 2: right now. Boom made the flight, but go ahead, so

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Speaker 2: you're gonna park it VIP.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, we're not even out of the airport. Dude, I

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Speaker 1: So you go and right you go to day d No, No,

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Speaker 1: are you.

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Speaker 2: Flying out in the morning or the evening the afternoon?

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Speaker 2: What time are you leaving Nashville?

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Speaker 1: This trip was so long ago. Let me go back

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Speaker 2: I just want to know what it's going to be

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Speaker 1: Well, that's the problem. It was gonna be where we

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Speaker 1: one of the three, don't know, had about three times

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Speaker 1: delays because of birds, that's what he said. He said,

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Speaker 1: flight as it was basically pulling off. Been there, Been there?

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Speaker 1: I said, Uh, well, first of all, reception isn't good

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Speaker 1: did not know mister Coxter here that that pilot was

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Speaker 1: gonna be able to fix an engine with a seagull

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Speaker 1: in it in forty minutes. Props to him. Hey, oh,

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Speaker 1: where's my seat? Oh it's not reserve. Still this is

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Speaker 1: Now it was fill in. Maybe got lucky sat next

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Speaker 1: a bigger dude and he was a recovering alcoholic. I said,

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Speaker 1: I'm in recovery too, gambling addict, and he goes, here's

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Speaker 1: my drink tickets. So the whole time we're body and

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Speaker 1: drinks right next to this guy recovering from it. Wow,

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Speaker 1: and he was doing Discord. He was on some crazy

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Speaker 1: wacky stuff on his Internet. But we got great seats

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Speaker 1: and two drink tickets all because we sat next to

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Speaker 1: the big dude. What was he head to Jamaica for?

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Speaker 1: He wasn't going to Jamaica, so that actually might have

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Speaker 1: been the flight to floridakank got it. I was gonna

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Speaker 1: He was, Uh, it would have been burnt like a crab. Dude.

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Speaker 1: That guy got off in Florida at some Discord convention.

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Speaker 1: and so got it on. Like we've already made two

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Speaker 1: You know, you're seeing a family, you see bolt, you saying, yeah,

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Speaker 1: seeing flags they're proud of Jamaica there. But yeah, so

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Speaker 1: you're seeing some stuff thanks to the hills. But it's

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Speaker 1: And I still don't even know what airport we flew into.

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Speaker 2: Man, you're not supposed to know. You're not you're not

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Speaker 1: He goes what you went to? You went to Ocho Rio. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Huh No, you were Wait, host, so you're telling me

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Speaker 1: Wide open, and what's that song with arms? What open?

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Speaker 1: The love Mone was in the BMW when we got

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Speaker 1: But when I was at the dive bar Mone, just

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Speaker 1: Bob Marley man, hey, you was same boltmn we hate

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Speaker 2: When we're gonna go to the front desk, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: The rest of the story is where we're gonna meet

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Speaker 1: are you guys looking for Espress with martiniz Mon. We go, well, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: What is your name? And he goes, what teddy Bear? Man,

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Speaker 2: I was sitting there just waiting for you, and I

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Speaker 2: heard you do your whistle. But I thought that means

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Speaker 1: I did it to piss you off. Nah, you do

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Speaker 2: how long we been doing this now?

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Speaker 1: Twenty twenty, twenty twenty hell of the documentary?

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Speaker 2: Ray, I don't even know one forty oh my god?

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Speaker 1: Whatever? So why not just say, hey, lunch, I'm ready? Man?

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Speaker 1: Is this exact reason to piss you off? No? No, No,

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Speaker 1: do I sound pissed off? No? I just did it

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Speaker 2: So are you gonna reekapit or am I just gonna

429
00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:02,120
Speaker 2: have to catch up?

430
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:05,879
Speaker 1: Dimly lit resort. It was nine pm and we needed

431
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:08,520
Speaker 1: a night cap. We wanted an espresso Martini. Out of

432
00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:12,160
Speaker 1: the corner comes this guy, Teddy bear Man, I'll show

433
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,520
Speaker 1: you where espresso Martinis Armand did he work at the

434
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:17,119
Speaker 1: hotel or was he a guest? Yes? Had the name tag,

435
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:20,360
Speaker 1: white shirt pants. And so we go to the espresso

436
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,840
Speaker 1: bar and it's kind of hidden bookshelves and all that.

437
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:23,760
Speaker 1: We would have never found it.

438
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:28,119
Speaker 2: Wait, wait, wait, there's a special bar for no spress.

439
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:32,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, Espresso martiniz Expresso Martinis. Got it. But remember you

440
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,840
Speaker 1: can't tip these people. So we get there and me

441
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:38,639
Speaker 1: and Baser combined have probably put enough drinks down to

442
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:41,240
Speaker 1: float a boat, but we're still feeling pretty good. We

443
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:43,199
Speaker 1: remember it all, you know, I'm just saying, but if

444
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:47,400
Speaker 1: you think about it, heavy travel day, heavy drinking. Yeah,

445
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,080
Speaker 1: and we got the free drinks on the flight from

446
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:51,480
Speaker 1: that dude that was a recovery.

447
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,280
Speaker 2: Right, that was doing his sheets.

448
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:55,760
Speaker 1: And so we go to this Espresso Martini bar and

449
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:59,080
Speaker 1: what do you think Baser is already doing the tipping. Hey,

450
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:03,199
Speaker 1: I'm I'm bartender. You were so amazing here here. I

451
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,800
Speaker 1: know you guys can't take tips. I'm gonna slip you this.

452
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:10,600
Speaker 1: So she slips the bartender forty dollars Teddy Bear. We

453
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:15,280
Speaker 1: don't know precisely the exact amount, but between one hundred

454
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:18,080
Speaker 1: and one hundred and fifty dollars. We tipped Teddy Bear

455
00:22:18,359 --> 00:22:21,760
Speaker 1: for showing you where the bar is. Have you ever

456
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,679
Speaker 1: met us when we're drunk. We're the nicest people in

457
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:32,080
Speaker 1: the world. And Payser thinks that everybody's buller, Sir, this

458
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:37,800
Speaker 1: kid probably has a condo and he was so nice.

459
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:43,040
Speaker 1: How far did he walk you? Like two stairs us

460
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:48,680
Speaker 1: to the Bobby Boncho studio. Oh my gosh. But it

461
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:52,280
Speaker 1: was a greate espresso martini. And so we wake up

462
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:54,359
Speaker 1: the next morning we thought we got robbed. We realized

463
00:22:54,359 --> 00:22:57,960
Speaker 1: we tipped Teddy somewhere between north of one hundred and

464
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:05,359
Speaker 1: south of two hundred, and that is where the story starts.

465
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,159
Speaker 1: Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear.

466
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:13,520
Speaker 2: So I'm assuming that Teddy Bear, after that tip is

467
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,880
Speaker 2: gonna be in your hip pocket all weekend, all week.

468
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:20,959
Speaker 1: So over the next four days, if we were at

469
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:24,399
Speaker 1: a brunch, oh hey, Teddy Bear, if we were at

470
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:28,239
Speaker 1: a pool, Hey, teddy Bear, how have you guys been

471
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,720
Speaker 1: doing mine? Good man? Good mon? Hey, I have my

472
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:33,000
Speaker 1: dj tonight, mon. Would you want to swing by and

473
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:37,560
Speaker 1: listen to my music? Man? Maybe maybe we will after dinner. Hey, man,

474
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:41,040
Speaker 1: Remember I'm DJing tonight. Man, I'll see you guys later. Thanks,

475
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:44,040
Speaker 1: min Yeah, just let me know the following morning. Oh. Sorry,

476
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:45,480
Speaker 1: we didn't come, dude, it was late at night. It

477
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:48,920
Speaker 1: didn't come. It's okay, man. Later on today, Mon, we're

478
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:52,320
Speaker 1: putting together skid out here in the plaza. You should

479
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:56,399
Speaker 1: come by and see. Man. I'll be one of the dancers. Okay.

480
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:59,080
Speaker 1: Oh that sounds good, Thank you. Teddy Bear. Yeah, Man,

481
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:02,239
Speaker 1: no worries. Man. If it was a pool, if it

482
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:05,520
Speaker 1: was a brunch, if it was a after dinner, if

483
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:10,080
Speaker 1: it was just walking around Teddy Bear, teddy Bear. Oh hey,

484
00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:15,919
Speaker 1: teddy Bear, teddy Bear, teddy Bear, teddy Bear. That leads

485
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:20,439
Speaker 1: me to the climax of teddy Bear. So why is

486
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:23,080
Speaker 1: teddy Bear being nice to it? Like? Why why? Because

487
00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:25,800
Speaker 1: you chipped him so much money? Get in here, Scooba.

488
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:31,040
Speaker 1: I'm only in the middle of a Jamaica story, Teddy Bear. Man,

489
00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:33,679
Speaker 1: Teddy Bear spots But then you remember there's mentions in

490
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:35,600
Speaker 1: the podcast too, got it. I don't know where you're doing.

491
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:38,720
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll talk about that. Man, this

492
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:40,840
Speaker 2: we're in Jamaica. Mon, they won't be able to make

493
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:45,680
Speaker 2: it to Demolition Derby. Yeah, Demolition Derby. You know we're

494
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:47,360
Speaker 2: the week of two twenty three.

495
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:48,359
Speaker 1: All right, we got it.

496
00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:51,680
Speaker 2: It's gonna be in Shelby Built, Tennessee, March eighth at

497
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:52,960
Speaker 2: Cooper Steele Arena.

498
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:53,920
Speaker 1: Come see me.

499
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:56,480
Speaker 2: If you're in Jamaica right now, You're not gonna be

500
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:58,080
Speaker 2: able to get there, but hey, come on.

501
00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:01,359
Speaker 1: Let's do it. So are we taking a breaker? I can?

502
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:02,720
Speaker 1: I can roll real now, you can.

503
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:03,320
Speaker 2: Roll real quick.

504
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:06,800
Speaker 1: So the final pool day, I mean, Teddy Bear has

505
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:10,120
Speaker 1: been there for everything. I would say shy of being

506
00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:14,600
Speaker 1: in the bedroom with us for naughty time. He has

507
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:17,640
Speaker 1: seen us do everything. He has been on every pool

508
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:20,159
Speaker 1: chair with us, He's been on every inflatable. Will be

509
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:22,520
Speaker 1: actually in the water and he's hanging over the edge.

510
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:26,639
Speaker 1: Teddy Bear was a threesome. We were a thrupple with

511
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:32,120
Speaker 1: Teddy Bear the entire trap. Come to the last day.

512
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:35,159
Speaker 1: Why is Teddy Bear being so nice to us? Why?

513
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:41,280
Speaker 1: Because the big tip that's one of them. But then also,

514
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,600
Speaker 1: and that's obviously not the answer. I know you want

515
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,320
Speaker 1: to know it. No, No, I know that. Why is

516
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:47,280
Speaker 1: he being so nice to us? It's not the money.

517
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:49,960
Speaker 1: I tricked you. That's how a good host tricks you.

518
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:52,240
Speaker 1: That was really not because of the money. This is

519
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:54,560
Speaker 1: a good crime pocket. It's like a plot twist.

520
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 2: And so I'm gonna say he was really nice to

521
00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:59,600
Speaker 2: you because he thought you like to cluck.

522
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:04,800
Speaker 1: No incorrect answer. So the final pool day, I'm severely hungover,

523
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:08,200
Speaker 1: but I'm still drinking. Naturally, it's a vacation yet, and

524
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,920
Speaker 1: so they're bringing red stripe lights. We were doing these

525
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,000
Speaker 1: mud slides. Baser probably did a Bob Marley at one point.

526
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,520
Speaker 1: There was a blue drink that I told you about,

527
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:19,119
Speaker 1: the Coral blue. We're mixing all these. I'm so hungover.

528
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,440
Speaker 1: I'm trying to check NFL scores. It was on Sunday.

529
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,840
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm shaking. I can barely pull up Oh,

530
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:26,240
Speaker 1: Patriots are winning again. Okay, got Oh, Titans are down

531
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:28,720
Speaker 1: by fifty got it. I can barely scroll my phone,

532
00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:31,880
Speaker 1: much less do the request that Teddy Bear was about

533
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:35,639
Speaker 1: to come up with. Teddy Bear rolls over. Oh on,

534
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,920
Speaker 1: So it's okay, don't worry. You didn't come to any

535
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,679
Speaker 1: DJ set of mine over the last four.

536
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:42,440
Speaker 2: Days, even though I invite you bond, mone, I invite

537
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:44,520
Speaker 2: you this, I invite you that you don't come to nothing.

538
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:47,520
Speaker 1: Mone I thought we friends mon every night at elevep

539
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:50,360
Speaker 1: hit a DJ set. We never went once, got invited

540
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 1: two hundred times. So you could have seen the next

541
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 1: dead mouse. And you have no idea. Teddy was on

542
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:59,560
Speaker 1: the sacks of wax every night at the Whiskey Club,

543
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:03,240
Speaker 1: and it was always raging till two. I tell Teddy,

544
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:05,600
Speaker 1: we really really don't stay out late. But Teddy, Man,

545
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:07,680
Speaker 1: it's okay, Man, don't even worry about it. Man. Hey,

546
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 1: let me ask you this one favor. Mon. So if

547
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:14,120
Speaker 1: you go on Man, if you go on trip Advisor,

548
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 1: Man there, Man, you can fill out Man that I

549
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 1: was good to you. Man. You can say, how oh

550
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:23,080
Speaker 1: Teddy bear Man at this resort. Make sure you name

551
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:26,760
Speaker 1: the resort Man was exceptional. Man. Man, If you do

552
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:29,920
Speaker 1: this for me, Mon, you just say Teddy Barra Man

553
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:35,880
Speaker 1: Dun's river Mon. Then Man, that's how we get promotions. Man.

554
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:41,480
Speaker 1: If we get enough Trip Advisor good comments and positive feedback.

555
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:45,119
Speaker 1: Mane that's how you go level up, man. So you

556
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:47,920
Speaker 1: guys would help me level up man. So he wants

557
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 1: us to do these Yelp and trip Advisor things. Ah,

558
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 1: so aforementioned bro, I'm shaking so bad. I couldn't even

559
00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:58,560
Speaker 1: pull up X and be like Teddy Bear said, into

560
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 1: the world, I'm shaking so bad, and so Baser bless

561
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:06,480
Speaker 1: her soul. She has to with decent Wi Fi, has

562
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:10,199
Speaker 1: to download trip Advisor, she has to download Yelp, she

563
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:16,080
Speaker 1: has to download Google Messenger comment on trips, and she

564
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:19,200
Speaker 1: has to fill out one hundred and forty characters. So

565
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:23,639
Speaker 1: say you say Teddy Bear was comfortable and just a

566
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:27,560
Speaker 1: big old teddy Bear. That's like twenty Baser had to

567
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:31,720
Speaker 1: write four paragraphs on every one of these apps for

568
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:33,960
Speaker 1: this dude. Sometimes she would run out it. She'd be

569
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 1: at one hundred and she'd just do a bunch of

570
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:40,480
Speaker 1: emoji smiley faces. I go, Baser, bless your soul, because

571
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:42,960
Speaker 1: I can't even function right now to get on my

572
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:46,480
Speaker 1: phone right now in this tropical paradise because I'm recovering. Okay,

573
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 1: I'm actually gonna give up drinking because holy crap, the

574
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 1: effects are brutal but besery for an hour and a half,

575
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:55,240
Speaker 1: probably at the pool on our final day. Teddy Bear

576
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 1: is on our lily pad and our pool bed that

577
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:01,240
Speaker 1: we paid one hundred and fifty dollars for, camped out

578
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,960
Speaker 1: the entire afternoon waiting for Baser to do all these

579
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 1: comments and all these different apps and stuff. Oh my gosh,

580
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:11,320
Speaker 1: So that could be the end of the story.

581
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:14,080
Speaker 2: Oh I thought that was it. I thought, Okay, he's

582
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:15,600
Speaker 2: got proof, he's gonna leave you alone.

583
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:19,400
Speaker 1: The end of the story really is, don't ever tip

584
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:24,520
Speaker 1: these people when they say not to tip, because holy crap,

585
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:27,160
Speaker 1: that got annoying talking to teddy Bear every single time

586
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 1: of the day if regardless of where the sun was

587
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 1: in the sky, teddy Bear was twenty feet away from us.

588
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:35,160
Speaker 1: And did she do them a favor. Yes, they can

589
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:37,360
Speaker 1: also get in trouble for it at these resorts. And

590
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:40,640
Speaker 1: she snuck the bartender twenty So hopefully that espresso bartender

591
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:43,560
Speaker 1: never got fired. Hopefully teddy Bear never got fired. And

592
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 1: that's the lesson there. But all that to say this,

593
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 1: I think teddy Bear actually did get fired because so

594
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:53,600
Speaker 1: Baser filled it all that stuff, did all the comments.

595
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,960
Speaker 1: Whatever we did this stuff for him, and then we

596
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 1: finally got rid of him. Well, he comes over and

597
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 1: he gives me a shotglass. It says Jamaica on it.

598
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it said teddy Bear's last day.

599
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 1: I go, thank you, teddy Bear, thank you so much.

600
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 1: This is no lie. This is a dead god's on

601
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:12,600
Speaker 1: his true story. I take this shotglass and we wanted

602
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:15,520
Speaker 1: to go play Bingo. Why not do a pool side Bingo?

603
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:19,320
Speaker 1: Why not we go over there? You couldn't the universe

604
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 1: couldn't have written this up any better. The host of Bingo,

605
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:26,160
Speaker 1: what is his name? Teddy Bear? The host of Bingo's

606
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:29,200
Speaker 1: name is Ray. Oh, and so when we all introduced

607
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:31,600
Speaker 1: each other, who do you think he's gonna know and

608
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:34,720
Speaker 1: look at and be the most memorable Ray the guy

609
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 1: that has the same name as him, Ray correct. So

610
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 1: the entire time he's saying Ray this, Ray that, Oh, Ray,

611
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:41,880
Speaker 1: how are you doing? Ray? Well? I took the shot

612
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:47,040
Speaker 1: glass that Teddy Bear had given Slash stolen and he goes, Ray,

613
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:50,560
Speaker 1: how did you get that shotglass? We haven't even played

614
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 1: the game yet, and I go, I got it from

615
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,840
Speaker 1: teddy Bear. Teddy Bear came over and we were like

616
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 1: helping him out and he's like, here you go, here's

617
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 1: a free shotglass. The only reason he gave a crap

618
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 1: about me is because my name was Ray. In this

619
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:08,160
Speaker 1: universe where the host names Ray and teddy Bear stole

620
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:11,200
Speaker 1: a shotglass and gave it to me. It was the

621
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 1: same shotglass that they gave at Bingo if you won.

622
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 1: I learned that five minutes later when I won and

623
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 1: I said big go and Ray comes over and hands

624
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:27,360
Speaker 1: me the same shotglass that teddy Bear had already stolen

625
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:31,360
Speaker 1: for me. And it was then confirmed that teddy Bear

626
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 1: stole a shot glass to thank us for all the reviews.

627
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:40,400
Speaker 1: But that stolen shotglass may have sealed his fate. So

628
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:42,360
Speaker 1: I don't know if teddy Bear got the promotion and

629
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:44,760
Speaker 1: leveled up or if teddy Bear got fired. And I

630
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 1: will hang up and listen. Wow, that is a story

631
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:56,800
Speaker 1: from Jamaica, and that Jamaica shotglass, hot stolen piece of

632
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 1: merchandise is sitting on our table in Nashville, Tennessee. Right now.

633
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:00,800
Speaker 1: That's dude.

634
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:04,360
Speaker 2: That's beautiful, dude. That was a great storytelling. That was

635
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,320
Speaker 2: worth the wait. And we'll take a break.

636
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:09,080
Speaker 1: What's the time thirty two eight?

637
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:14,000
Speaker 2: Man, do you have any more. You have one more

638
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 2: story from Jamaica.

639
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:19,600
Speaker 1: Told you about the tree when we landed?

640
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, you told us about the Uh yeah I could.

641
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:25,160
Speaker 2: I could say that the how you got a strike

642
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,320
Speaker 2: on the catamaran. You told that at the live pod.

643
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:30,400
Speaker 1: Well then no, the tree. I can tell you about

644
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,160
Speaker 1: the tree, just because I had alluded to it earlier.

645
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 2: Thank you.

646
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:35,560
Speaker 1: So we had the tree that we had got five

647
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 1: minutes off again now for Jamaica plane because Bazer had

648
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 1: hurt seen on the movies about this tree. So we

649
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:43,680
Speaker 1: got a Jamaican tree. Got it? Okay, So we got

650
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 1: the Jamaican tree. And I'm telling you, they brought me

651
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:47,760
Speaker 1: an entire bushel that I could put in the front

652
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:49,880
Speaker 1: of my house. It was that much. And I go, Baser,

653
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 1: I'm not particularly fond of tree. I probably won't even

654
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:54,640
Speaker 1: touch the tree. I know you'll touch the tree like

655
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:56,800
Speaker 1: one time, just to say that you did. So the

656
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 1: I'm carrying this app bush shrub that most people would

657
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:05,040
Speaker 1: put in front of their house and I'm just having

658
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:08,240
Speaker 1: to lug it around Jamaica. It was that much. Huh.

659
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:10,560
Speaker 1: It wasn't a leaf, it wasn't a stem. It was

660
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 1: an absolute hedge that you see at the Georgia Stadium

661
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 1: between the hedges. Oh yeah, I know those, And so

662
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:20,560
Speaker 1: what do you know? We bring it to our hotel

663
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:24,320
Speaker 1: room and we're hiding this tree because it's so big.

664
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:26,520
Speaker 1: And then why don't we just throw it in the trash?

665
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 2: You ask, why don't you just throw in the trash?

666
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:33,240
Speaker 1: Why? Dude, I'm the most paranoid person you know. I

667
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 1: would never want to risk getting caught and throwing this

668
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:40,720
Speaker 1: tree in the trash. So every single morning and night,

669
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:43,960
Speaker 1: we're shifting the tree. Sometimes we put it in here.

670
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 1: Sometimes we wonder, does that tree smell weird? Maybe we

671
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:48,720
Speaker 1: should put on the patio. I'll put the tree on

672
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:51,440
Speaker 1: the patio for a second. So the tree shifted from

673
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:54,560
Speaker 1: the patio to one of my bags to that tree

674
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 1: is just too much in my backpack. I don't want

675
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:58,120
Speaker 1: it in there. So the tree went to a suitcase.

676
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 1: The tree went to a drawer. What if we just

677
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 1: go to a trash can and put the tree in downstairs?

678
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:06,240
Speaker 1: There's cameras. Why would I I'm not doing that. I'm paranoid.

679
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go put the tree in a trash.

680
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:10,719
Speaker 1: I'm not putting it in my own trash man, you're

681
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 1: in Jamaica. So the final day comes and we still

682
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:17,280
Speaker 1: have this freaking tree that Baser out of an entire

683
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 1: beautiful evergreen. She had one pie needle of got it.

684
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 1: Thanks Bazer, Glad we paid one hundred dollars for a

685
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:28,239
Speaker 1: tree that we didn't even use to shade us but

686
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 1: for five minutes. And so the very final day, I

687
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 1: just left the tree in our trash can in our room.

688
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:40,560
Speaker 2: And we're nervous the whole time.

689
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:42,279
Speaker 1: Well, and the reason we had to wait until March

690
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:43,520
Speaker 1: eighth is because I had to wait and see if

691
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:45,359
Speaker 1: we were gonna get seized or in trouble or get

692
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:47,560
Speaker 1: fined by the hotel. We got all our money back,

693
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:49,680
Speaker 1: We never got in trouble. All is good. So now

694
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:51,520
Speaker 1: I can tell the story March eight about the tree

695
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:52,719
Speaker 1: that we had in our room. That's why we had

696
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:57,120
Speaker 1: to wait till March eighth. Wow, the government, local city

697
00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 1: policeas they never came down on us. They may have

698
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:03,640
Speaker 1: saw the t in the trash, knew that we were Americanos.

699
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,640
Speaker 1: They didn't care. They forgave, They threw away the tree.

700
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:07,279
Speaker 1: All is good.

701
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:09,720
Speaker 2: I gotta be honest. I literally thought they loved trees.

702
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:13,319
Speaker 1: In Jamaica. They do, but I don't think you can

703
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:15,520
Speaker 1: just outwardly have tree everywhere.

704
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:21,360
Speaker 2: I just assumed that Jamaica was a tree friendly environment,

705
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:24,520
Speaker 2: and I mean that's just me maybe being ignorant.

706
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 1: I have no idea, but I just ohm on reggaemon.

707
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:31,880
Speaker 2: I thought that was the whole culture of Jamaica. I

708
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 2: don't know anything about Jamaica.

709
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:35,920
Speaker 1: Though hopefully I told you enough so now you do

710
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:39,080
Speaker 1: know something about it. One more piece of advice. Yeah, please.

711
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 1: There was these did Jamaican rum. I was well. I

712
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 1: drank it over ice one night and it was god awful.

713
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:48,520
Speaker 1: I'm not a rum drinker, but we met these dudes

714
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:53,120
Speaker 1: from Chicago. They were very good friends, got it and

715
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 1: they said the rum was amazing. That to the point

716
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 1: that every day I may have told this already, that

717
00:35:56,840 --> 00:36:00,040
Speaker 1: every day they would hide their rum bottles. Every You

718
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:03,799
Speaker 1: get a eight ounce rum bottle in your room after

719
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:06,480
Speaker 1: the cleaning staff came through every day, really, so they

720
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:08,960
Speaker 1: would hide the eight ounce bottle and they would smuggle

721
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:12,360
Speaker 1: back eight eight ounce bottles back to Chicago because you

722
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:13,560
Speaker 1: can't buy rum there or something.

723
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:16,839
Speaker 2: It's just a different type of rum. It tastes better.

724
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:21,320
Speaker 2: Maybe fresh from the tree of Jamaica.

725
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 1: It's got awful. So the rum ain't worth smuggling back.

726
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:29,239
Speaker 1: The tree is just too branchy. It ain't worth smuggling back.

727
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 1: So if you went in our room on the final day,

728
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 1: there was a trash can full of tree tree and

729
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 1: half drank rum, but it ain't worth bringing back.

730
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:44,160
Speaker 2: So yeah, man, So do you still talk to your

731
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 2: friends from Chicago? No, bees are really good friends.

732
00:36:47,719 --> 00:36:53,640
Speaker 1: The mom actually almost looked like Nancy Guthrie. Oh, and

733
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 1: so she was really sweet and Bezer was friends with her.

734
00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:00,719
Speaker 1: And so their final breakfast. Uh, I hate that the

735
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:03,320
Speaker 1: story includes me being hungover again, but I'm eating breakfast

736
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:05,440
Speaker 1: and Baser goes, how were you guys? How are you?

737
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:08,439
Speaker 1: How was Dun's River Falls? That was good? Oh my gosh,

738
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:10,400
Speaker 1: how did you guys like you last night? The performance?

739
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 1: It was good. I didn't even barely talk to the

740
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:16,720
Speaker 1: two guys that were really good friends or best friends. Yeah,

741
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:18,719
Speaker 1: and their mom. I bought her it. I got her

742
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:21,120
Speaker 1: a diet coke and that was it. I had maybe

743
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 1: two minutes of conversation with him. Baser act like it

744
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 1: was our grandmother that she was talking to. Huh, So

745
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:30,080
Speaker 1: there our goodbye was me at the breakfast, say, look, yeah, great,

746
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 1: great meeting you guys. Enjoy Chicago. I don't care. I

747
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:36,880
Speaker 1: will never talk to you again. Have a good one. Yeah,

748
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:39,400
Speaker 1: they're there or they are left smuggling eight bottles of

749
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 1: mini rum.

750
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 2: Did you go BMW back to the airport? Did you

751
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 2: go to the beach at all? Like, is the beach

752
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:46,919
Speaker 2: like right outside your thing?

753
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:51,920
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, the beach was. I'm talking footsteps, that's how

754
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:55,239
Speaker 1: we wanted it. Okay, south beach. It was almost south beach.

755
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:57,319
Speaker 1: I would almost say fifty yards to the beach, oh,

756
00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 1: which was a little too annoying to go do it. Yeah,

757
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:04,799
Speaker 1: this one I could throw like Arnold could throw a

758
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,840
Speaker 1: football and hit the water from where our pool was.

759
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,319
Speaker 2: Okay, and he's got kind of a noodle arm, so.

760
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:11,480
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. But yeah, it was right there,

761
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 1: and no BMW. On the way back, we did a

762
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:15,680
Speaker 1: van with a bunch of other people, and they were

763
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 1: very slow. So anytime we'd get off, okay, guys, hour

764
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:24,000
Speaker 1: and a half ride, we're at the bathroom for we

765
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:26,920
Speaker 1: got ten minutes here, guys. For eight of the minutes

766
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:31,839
Speaker 1: I was waiting for the people with canes and wheelchairs

767
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:34,799
Speaker 1: to get off the bus. Yeah, so that's probably why

768
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 1: you do private transfer. Yeah, that's cool. I'll just go

769
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 1: to the bathroom for one minute. I can. I'll pitch it. Yeah,

770
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 1: no worries, no worries, you know what I'm saying. Joking

771
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:47,279
Speaker 1: a little bit, it'll cut off. I'll be back every time.

772
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:49,279
Speaker 1: And then when we got off, we get off at

773
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:53,120
Speaker 1: the airport. Here you go. I mean, not like we

774
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 1: were cutting it close, but we had about our forty

775
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 1: five until our flight, you know, us paranoid.

776
00:38:57,719 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, our forty five? Dude, how are you doing.

777
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:02,840
Speaker 1: The guy goes, all right, we are here at the airport.

778
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:04,839
Speaker 1: You guys, thank you so much. Man, thank you for

779
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:07,719
Speaker 1: coming to Jamaica. Mine enjoy it. Mine see you later. Man.

780
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:13,279
Speaker 1: And we sit there and nobody's in a rush to

781
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,279
Speaker 1: get off the bus, and where our seats are would

782
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:18,120
Speaker 1: be very rude to cut in front of everybody, So

783
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 1: we just sit there and they just slowly get up

784
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 1: like they're at a DMV. I mean, they were in

785
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:29,560
Speaker 1: no hurry to live life. You gotta respect it. But

786
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 1: good gosh, do a private transfer because I mean we're

787
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:35,720
Speaker 1: sitting there ten minutes then getting their bags. Holy crap,

788
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:39,799
Speaker 1: that process. I'm like, guys, give them a tip. Think

789
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:42,000
Speaker 1: that the guy drove the bus for ten minutes. You

790
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:44,160
Speaker 1: don't ear an hour and a half. You don't need

791
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:46,839
Speaker 1: to talk. They're like, thank you so much. And then

792
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 1: where was that that we passed through? Okay, guys, get

793
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:51,719
Speaker 1: your bag and get to the airport. The vacation's over.

794
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:54,560
Speaker 2: You're not gonna go visit that spot you just drove

795
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:55,560
Speaker 2: by because it's over.

796
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:58,879
Speaker 1: Did the hurricane when it came through? Did it hit

797
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:01,280
Speaker 1: they clipped a little bit. Oh my, the guy lost

798
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 1: his house and you're asking him about him like it's

799
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:07,920
Speaker 1: a tourist destination. Those houses that are half built was

800
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:11,320
Speaker 1: that because of the hurricane? What I did notice is, dude,

801
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:15,560
Speaker 1: it's bizarre construction there. You would see eighty percent of

802
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:18,719
Speaker 1: the house of they're half built mansions. So they either

803
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:22,360
Speaker 1: don't get the supplies or they run out of money.

804
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:24,480
Speaker 1: Run out of money, they just leave it half built.

805
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:27,719
Speaker 1: The entire drive and then the shacks and shanties that

806
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:30,840
Speaker 1: you do see. They got the Jamaican flag up, proud

807
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:33,040
Speaker 1: of their country. That's cool, man. Did you see where

808
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:36,359
Speaker 1: Bolt lived? Anybody talk about Bolt. Yeah, I would bring

809
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 1: him up and there was no language barrier. They spoke English,

810
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:43,920
Speaker 1: and they didn't really talk about Bob Marley and they

811
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:47,040
Speaker 1: didn't really talk about Bolt. So there must be a

812
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:48,880
Speaker 1: new up and comer we don't know about in Jamaica.

813
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:53,839
Speaker 1: Sounds like a good trip, man, Teddy Bear. Though. That's

814
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:56,560
Speaker 1: why I keep looking behind me, see if Teddy Bear

815
00:40:56,640 --> 00:41:00,640
Speaker 1: is there? Dude, I started flinching around this seconto last day.

816
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 1: He was every time we come down to Brunt, there's

817
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,799
Speaker 1: Teddy Bear. Eh mon, how was your sleep? How do

818
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:09,200
Speaker 1: you think it was, Teddy Bear? Just like any other sleep.

819
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:11,320
Speaker 1: I put my head on the pillow, pulled the covers

820
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:13,839
Speaker 1: over me, and slept just like I have the four

821
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:17,120
Speaker 1: previous nights. Teddy Bear, Oh man, you guys have a

822
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 1: good brunch. What are you gonna do them on? Some

823
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:21,600
Speaker 1: eggs and bacon? Yes, Teddybear, we're American. We don't do

824
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:24,919
Speaker 1: any of the other stuff. We're gonna go strictly cut

825
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 1: and dry, the same thing we've gotten the four days previously. Ah, Man,

826
00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:31,520
Speaker 1: have you tried man the orange juice machine? Man? You

827
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:35,160
Speaker 1: punch it down? Man on listen, Teddy Bear, we just

828
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:36,960
Speaker 1: do the minute made. I don't need you to operate

829
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,319
Speaker 1: this orange juice machine, even though it's pretty awesome. They

830
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 1: crush the oranges in front of you. Oh it is

831
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 1: straight from the orange.

832
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:45,800
Speaker 2: You would tell you a fresh squeezed orange juice game changer.

833
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:47,680
Speaker 1: That was actually one of the cooler things Teddy Bear

834
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 1: showed us. Other than that. Hey man, if you tried

835
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 1: the plantain, man it it's good mix. No, not Teddybear.

836
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:55,800
Speaker 1: Like I said on day one, all we do is

837
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:59,879
Speaker 1: eggs and baky and a little waki and then uh

838
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:03,360
Speaker 1: maybe maybe some coffee and maybe a mimosa. That same

839
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:06,080
Speaker 1: thing we've done the last four days, teddy Bear. Thank you,

840
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:10,480
Speaker 1: Teddy Bear. Oh man, I'll see you guys later on.

841
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:17,640
Speaker 1: Still looking behind him, see if teddy Bear is back there, dude,

842
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:20,120
Speaker 1: I swear to God. During the convention, I thought Teddy

843
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:22,840
Speaker 1: Bear was gonna come. That'd been awesome if Bazer invited

844
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:25,200
Speaker 1: him on the low down low? Did I save a picture?

845
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:28,759
Speaker 2: Question? I got a question right, Jamaica, would you go

846
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 2: back out of ten?

847
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 1: What are we talking, Jamaica? Is I go the same

848
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:35,319
Speaker 1: the same exact resort? It was phenomenal. It was it

849
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:37,800
Speaker 1: was tops right now because the people are so freaking nice.

850
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 1: The dive bar. Did they treat me bad? Yes, but dude,

851
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:45,680
Speaker 1: they were actually so genuinely awesome. And obviously they you know,

852
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:48,640
Speaker 1: they're kissing the ring. The one guy goes, dude, you

853
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:51,239
Speaker 1: must be cool ass back in America, right, and I'm

854
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:53,359
Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, he's like, dude, you're freaking hilarious. Man.

855
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:55,960
Speaker 1: You know. Then they're talking about it and they're like,

856
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 1: and then like, your chick back in America, she's like

857
00:42:57,600 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 1: the hottest. I'm like, yeah, she's like supermodel. They believe

858
00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:03,279
Speaker 1: whatever you tell them. I'm like, yeah, yeah, I'm on

859
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:05,080
Speaker 1: a radio show and there, Oh you host it. I'm like,

860
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 1: I'll never hear it. Yeah, I'm the host of it.

861
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,880
Speaker 1: They thought it was the host of a radio show

862
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:13,440
Speaker 1: and my wife was a Victoria's Secret model.

863
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:16,480
Speaker 2: I'm gonna text my wife right now say hey, let's uh,

864
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:18,560
Speaker 2: let's set uh, let's sit in Jamaica.

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00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:21,760
Speaker 1: Where are we at? Dude?

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Speaker 2: That's good man, Hey.

867
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:29,480
Speaker 1: Dude, what the heck have I been doing? Bro? I

868
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:31,200
Speaker 1: don't know. I think that was a great pod. Dude.

869
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:33,319
Speaker 2: I think you can wrap it, you can hit the button.

870
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,319
Speaker 2: I don't know what they're not going to see the

871
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:37,200
Speaker 2: picture right now. We'll just post on socials if we

872
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 2: have it. If we don't, we don't.

873
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:43,799
Speaker 1: The driver, Oh my, that's our driver. I don't know

874
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 1: if I got Teddy Bear though.

875
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 2: Oh, Beazer's got a picture of Teddy Bear.

876
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 1: You would have. I wanted to play a sot of

877
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 1: you'd have just music.

878
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 2: Oh dude, that's beautiful. Oh no, no, no, let me see it.

879
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:57,280
Speaker 1: He going, he was doing fifty cent. I'm a pimp.

880
00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:59,680
Speaker 1: I'm on the street and I'm grinding on that butt.

881
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:01,840
Speaker 1: But he would play the sacks to it. I love it.

882
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:07,719
Speaker 2: They look at that, dude, you're not lying. You're right

883
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:08,240
Speaker 2: on the beach.

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00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were right there. That's I can post a

885
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:14,080
Speaker 1: couple of these. Then here's my people. Teddy Bear is

886
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:16,319
Speaker 1: not in this, but these are the bros there. Oh

887
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:18,960
Speaker 1: they're having a good time. We're chilling in the little

888
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:21,520
Speaker 1: villa we had, the little day bed. They're kind of

889
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 1: smiling their butts off. Oh there, they're they're on cloud nine, dude.

890
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:26,880
Speaker 1: They love life. Cloud nine. I mean, we gave grease

891
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:27,319
Speaker 1: them all.

892
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 2: So when you're not supposed to, let's get out of here.

893
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:32,239
Speaker 2: Just stop it, man, that's great.

894
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:35,719
Speaker 1: There you go. There, pride in your country. Oh, they

895
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:39,360
Speaker 1: got Jamaica flags everywhere, dude, that's pride in your country.

896
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 1: This guy had two on his shanty. That's legit. I

897
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Speaker 1: mean three.

898
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:45,560
Speaker 2: He's got one in the door, he does. How many

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Speaker 2: American flags you got at the house.

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Speaker 1: We got one. If it was up to Baser, we'd

901
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Speaker 1: have about five more. Okay,