WEBVTT - Low Hanging Fruit 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:08.440 Hello, and welcome to your Chelsea featuring Chelsea Handler and Brandon. Hello. Hi, Hi, sweetheart. 0:00:08.720 --> 0:00:15.480 How's your day going? Not pretty annoyed today? That's okay. 0:00:15.760 --> 0:00:18.520 You have a lot of reasons to be annoyed on. 0:00:18.760 --> 0:00:20.439 There is a lot going on, Brandon, There's been a 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:23.040 lot happening to you recently. So let's it's okay to 0:00:23.040 --> 0:00:25.160 be in a bad mood. Just accept it, and I'm 0:00:25.160 --> 0:00:28.240 acknowledging it. Acknowledging it. No that it will pass. You're 0:00:28.240 --> 0:00:30.080 going to have a rough day and it will be 0:00:30.080 --> 0:00:32.680 gone tomorrow most likely. And you've had a rough week. 0:00:32.840 --> 0:00:35.840 You know who else is having a rough time? Alex Rodriguez, 0:00:35.880 --> 0:00:37.720 did you hear about somebody took a picture of him 0:00:37.760 --> 0:00:40.400 taking a shed be in his apartment and then decided 0:00:40.440 --> 0:00:43.080 to post it all over the internet. I was not aware, 0:00:43.120 --> 0:00:45.040 but I'm sure that's a welcome distraction from miss Jennifer 0:00:45.040 --> 0:00:48.080 Lopez News. I would say that that is a terrible 0:00:48.120 --> 0:00:50.879 thing to do to another person, like who took that 0:00:50.960 --> 0:00:54.160 photo and then posted it? Like, honestly, you know, our 0:00:54.160 --> 0:00:57.560 society is so fucked up. But I would say that 0:00:57.920 --> 0:01:00.760 if that were to happen to somebody, if it had 0:01:00.800 --> 0:01:04.200 to happen to somebody, I think it should be Alex Rodriguez. 0:01:04.200 --> 0:01:06.640 He's probably thrilled that this is the new headline and 0:01:06.720 --> 0:01:09.760 not him and Jennifer Lopez. Jennifer Lopez hanging out with 0:01:09.800 --> 0:01:12.360 Ben Affleck. Yeah, well, I'm sure he's not thrilled about that. 0:01:12.480 --> 0:01:15.160 But I'm sure he's not thrilled about hearing rumors about 0:01:15.160 --> 0:01:20.119 his ex girl. What were they married? They were engaged? Yes, yes, 0:01:20.319 --> 0:01:23.319 I just don't care for him. I feel the same 0:01:23.360 --> 0:01:26.560 way about Alex Rodriguez. I find him very off putting, 0:01:26.840 --> 0:01:29.399 and I don't know why so many women are so 0:01:29.520 --> 0:01:32.399 into him. I don't like his body shape, I don't 0:01:32.480 --> 0:01:34.880 like his demeanor. I'm glad you said that about his 0:01:34.880 --> 0:01:36.959 body shape because I also don't like it, and I 0:01:36.959 --> 0:01:39.640 don't know why. But I've met him once and I 0:01:39.680 --> 0:01:42.360 was picked out when I met him, and I'm still 0:01:42.360 --> 0:01:44.280 picked out by him even I just don't understand a 0:01:44.280 --> 0:01:48.320 lot of Jennifer Lopez's choices romantically, though they never make 0:01:48.400 --> 0:01:54.280 sense to me really, her and Mark Anthony, you know 0:01:54.280 --> 0:01:56.200 what I mean. It's like there's a trend here that 0:01:56.280 --> 0:01:59.320 she's dating people that are one not in her league 0:01:59.360 --> 0:02:03.440 and two obviously not a romantic match. Yeah, I don't 0:02:03.520 --> 0:02:06.320 understand the rebounding. I don't understand, like when you break 0:02:06.400 --> 0:02:08.600 up having sex with your ex boyfriend, Like I don't 0:02:08.600 --> 0:02:12.560 get that, Like why two weeks without having sex and 0:02:12.600 --> 0:02:15.880 then contact Your and Ben Affleck have both said individually 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:18.520 in interviews that they are the ones that got away, 0:02:18.560 --> 0:02:20.160 And sometimes I think that can't happen, that you're just 0:02:20.200 --> 0:02:23.280 going through a life circumstance where it's not going to 0:02:23.360 --> 0:02:25.960 work out, and maybe it can down the road. I 0:02:26.000 --> 0:02:27.600 hope they work out. Actually, I would like to see 0:02:27.600 --> 0:02:30.880 them get back together Ben Affleck and j Lo. Yeah, okay, 0:02:30.960 --> 0:02:32.680 Well I hope that comes true for you. Then, I 0:02:32.720 --> 0:02:34.200 don't know what I think about that. I don't have 0:02:34.200 --> 0:02:40.240 a preference situation, not today. I often think of which 0:02:40.280 --> 0:02:42.360 male celebrity I would like to see you end up with. 0:02:42.720 --> 0:02:45.600 Do you have any thoughts on this? I'd like your opinion. No, 0:02:45.840 --> 0:02:49.119 I don't. Actually, I haven't thought about that. There's someone 0:02:49.160 --> 0:02:50.480 that we've talked about a couple of times that I 0:02:50.480 --> 0:02:53.880 would have liked to see you with, Gerard Butler. Gerard 0:02:53.919 --> 0:02:57.240 Butler is we would cancel each other out because he's 0:02:57.600 --> 0:02:59.800 a little bit wild like I'm a little bit wild. 0:03:00.520 --> 0:03:03.000 I would actually venture to say that Gerard Butler is 0:03:03.080 --> 0:03:05.960 more wild than I am, really, but he's a really 0:03:06.040 --> 0:03:09.040 nice guy. John Hamm, John Hamm is a really nice 0:03:09.040 --> 0:03:10.800 guy too. John Hamm has a girlfriend right now. I 0:03:10.800 --> 0:03:13.120 think I did have a question John ham though for 0:03:13.160 --> 0:03:15.960 a long long time, those are the two that come 0:03:16.000 --> 0:03:17.960 to my mind most often. Yeah, and I had a 0:03:17.960 --> 0:03:22.040 crush on him, and then I have another one. I 0:03:22.040 --> 0:03:24.600 don't know why, but you did justin Long's podcast a 0:03:24.600 --> 0:03:27.280 while ago. And I just find him very attractive. And 0:03:27.280 --> 0:03:29.560 I've seen him out and about a few times and 0:03:29.639 --> 0:03:32.640 he just has this error to him where he seems 0:03:32.800 --> 0:03:37.800 very confident, and I would love to see that happen. Okay, Well, 0:03:37.920 --> 0:03:39.360 you guys could have a good time together. Well, I 0:03:39.400 --> 0:03:41.480 did his podcast and we did have a great time together. 0:03:41.520 --> 0:03:44.720 I really really like him, but he's not really my type. 0:03:45.600 --> 0:03:47.400 What is your type? Let's get into that for a bit. 0:03:47.440 --> 0:03:50.400 We talked about that your masculine. I like a guy 0:03:50.440 --> 0:03:52.920 that's first of all, physically bigger than I am. I 0:03:52.960 --> 0:03:55.800 want to feel like a girl, like a dainty little Yeah. 0:03:55.840 --> 0:03:57.320 I've had sex with a couple of guys that were 0:03:57.360 --> 0:04:00.320 smaller than me, and I didn't really like that. Wasn't 0:04:00.320 --> 0:04:07.040 Ted small. Ted was short, but stout corpula, He wasn't tall. 0:04:08.120 --> 0:04:11.040 I don't remember. There's always say that I like short guys, 0:04:11.120 --> 0:04:13.280 and I'm like, I do not, and then they go 0:04:13.360 --> 0:04:15.280 and list all the men I've dated, and like half 0:04:15.280 --> 0:04:17.159 of them are like five nine or five ten. But 0:04:17.200 --> 0:04:20.840 that's not really short. Chewy was short, all right, Well, 0:04:21.000 --> 0:04:24.800 we were going to build a guy for you. Yeah. 0:04:24.839 --> 0:04:26.760 I think that people should know so they know what 0:04:26.839 --> 0:04:28.840 to keep an eye out for. You like a British guy. 0:04:28.880 --> 0:04:31.400 Actually I do. I love British guys. I like foreigners. 0:04:31.600 --> 0:04:33.480 You like black guys? What not a black British guy? 0:04:33.520 --> 0:04:35.440 What about your driver? That would be a home run. 0:04:36.000 --> 0:04:38.159 In any of your outings this last week, did you 0:04:38.200 --> 0:04:41.240 ever go out and start a conversation? I went to 0:04:41.320 --> 0:04:44.240 Hotel bel Air. This was your homework assignment, I know, 0:04:44.279 --> 0:04:46.120 but there were no men around, and the men that 0:04:46.160 --> 0:04:48.760 were lesbian convention. No, it was just I was with 0:04:48.800 --> 0:04:50.880 a girlfriend. It's hard to look and check out other 0:04:50.880 --> 0:04:52.800 guys when you're with somebody. I like to be focused 0:04:52.800 --> 0:04:54.719 on what I'm doing. She and I had a great 0:04:54.760 --> 0:04:56.760 time without men. So I did not approach a man. 0:04:56.800 --> 0:04:58.680 I'm going to do it. It's a good challenge for me. 0:04:58.800 --> 0:05:01.320 I'll find somebody to hit on. Stay tuned for that, 0:05:01.360 --> 0:05:06.240 you guys. Let's take a quick break. So have you 0:05:06.279 --> 0:05:08.200 ever felt like there's a time where your advice was 0:05:08.240 --> 0:05:12.200 invasive or unwanted? Yeah, all the time. That's happens to 0:05:12.279 --> 0:05:15.960 me all the time. I give unsolicited advice. That's my problem. 0:05:16.040 --> 0:05:17.880 But are there certain people into your life, you know, 0:05:17.920 --> 0:05:20.559 even if they aren't asking for it, needed or want 0:05:20.600 --> 0:05:24.640 it unknowingly? Well, maybe that's how you can justify it. 0:05:24.680 --> 0:05:27.279 But yeah, some people are receptive to it and then go, 0:05:27.320 --> 0:05:29.000 oh thank you like you always say, oh thank you 0:05:29.040 --> 0:05:31.160 for telling me. Yeah, because I think it's important to 0:05:31.200 --> 0:05:33.560 people in your life that you care about. Normally they're 0:05:33.560 --> 0:05:35.880 giving you their opinion or advice on something. It's coming 0:05:35.880 --> 0:05:39.680 from a good place, like no one advice with malice. Yeah, 0:05:39.760 --> 0:05:41.960 I think I used to do that, probably be a 0:05:41.960 --> 0:05:44.599 little bit malicious. Well, the reason I ask is because 0:05:44.640 --> 0:05:46.839 a lot of the submissions today are people kind of 0:05:46.839 --> 0:05:51.640 either overstepping or perfect Well that's your area of expertise, overbearing, 0:05:51.720 --> 0:05:55.760 overstepping or shockingly in one of them, that they're disinterested 0:05:55.920 --> 0:05:58.640 in the feedback at all, So I think we should 0:05:58.640 --> 0:06:01.359 just get right into it. And our first mission comes 0:06:01.440 --> 0:06:04.320 from a woman named Kimberly. She's a night nurse at 0:06:04.320 --> 0:06:07.200 a nursing home and she writes, Dear Chelsea, myself and 0:06:07.240 --> 0:06:10.000 several co workers are being bullied at work. With COVID 0:06:10.000 --> 0:06:12.480 restricting so much employment, we feel stuck in our jobs. 0:06:12.680 --> 0:06:16.600 Management excuses the bad behavior as personality conflicts. It's like 0:06:16.720 --> 0:06:19.680 us around the house. Our coworker comes on the floor 0:06:20.080 --> 0:06:22.800 and we feel her mission to belittle us, to grade 0:06:22.880 --> 0:06:24.839 us and shame us. We are frontline workers in a 0:06:24.880 --> 0:06:27.839 nursing home and it is affecting our ability to care 0:06:27.839 --> 0:06:31.080 and support for our residents with dignity and love. What 0:06:31.200 --> 0:06:34.000 do you advise that they all need to get together, 0:06:34.200 --> 0:06:37.120 All of you guys need to join forces and stand 0:06:37.240 --> 0:06:39.920 up to the bully together saying that this is unacceptable 0:06:39.920 --> 0:06:42.760 behavior in the middle of a pandemic. No, less, don't 0:06:42.760 --> 0:06:45.800 feed the beast. Well, I mean, it's just unacceptable that 0:06:45.880 --> 0:06:48.400 a colleague is coming on the floor and belittling them 0:06:48.440 --> 0:06:50.000 and that they have to even put up with that. 0:06:50.240 --> 0:06:52.479 What do you think of the boss is disregarding the 0:06:52.680 --> 0:06:55.080 not surprising. I mean, who wants to deal with it? 0:06:55.160 --> 0:06:57.560 No boss, you know, especially at a nursing home, it's 0:06:57.600 --> 0:07:01.039 probably like really really low hanging for Yeah, I agree, 0:07:01.160 --> 0:07:03.240 you just need to address it. But I just used 0:07:03.279 --> 0:07:05.560 low hanging fruit the right way. I don't know. I 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:09.280 don't either. That doesn't seem like I did. I'm confused. 0:07:09.279 --> 0:07:13.120 I would say it probably wasn't used the right way, 0:07:13.240 --> 0:07:16.080 but at a nursing home, I couldn't tell you what is. Well, 0:07:16.120 --> 0:07:20.680 there is definitely low hanging fruit. Yeah. Yeah, So I 0:07:20.680 --> 0:07:22.360 think that this is one of those situations where you 0:07:22.400 --> 0:07:24.040 just kind of have to confront it head on, like 0:07:24.080 --> 0:07:26.640 if it's not going away, you're going to need to 0:07:26.680 --> 0:07:29.560 address it. It reminds me of Andrew Cuomo the bullying, 0:07:29.760 --> 0:07:31.720 you know, because I just read that article. There was 0:07:31.760 --> 0:07:34.080 a big piece on him that I just read recently, 0:07:34.200 --> 0:07:36.040 and you know, it was just talking about the pathology 0:07:36.080 --> 0:07:39.240 of his behavior, you know, of him being a bully 0:07:39.320 --> 0:07:41.640 to so many people for so many years in New York. 0:07:41.640 --> 0:07:43.880 Because it's gonna be interesting to see what happens with Andrew. Quote, 0:07:43.960 --> 0:07:45.880 you're glad you dodged that bullet. Well, I don't think 0:07:45.920 --> 0:07:48.040 I dodged the bullet as much as he dodged me, 0:07:48.840 --> 0:07:52.080 because I had a crush on him. And then I 0:07:52.120 --> 0:07:54.440 talked to him on the phone a few times, and 0:07:54.480 --> 0:07:57.120 we texted a couple of times and it was very flirtatious, 0:07:57.160 --> 0:07:59.000 and I thought for sure there was going to be 0:07:59.520 --> 0:08:02.280 penetrate Shan. Well, now we know why I didn't work out, 0:08:02.320 --> 0:08:04.680 because he wouldn't be able to bully you. He was like, 0:08:04.840 --> 0:08:07.760 apparently he doesn't like women that throwed themselves at him. 0:08:07.800 --> 0:08:10.920 He prefers to take it. Like all of the stories 0:08:10.920 --> 0:08:13.600 of sexual harassment. I mean, the sexual harassment stories are 0:08:13.680 --> 0:08:16.600 him like grabbing somebody. Nobody's accusing him of sexual assault. 0:08:17.240 --> 0:08:19.000 But I did dodge a bullet. You know, when you 0:08:19.040 --> 0:08:20.640 find out all of that, you're like, oh my god, 0:08:20.640 --> 0:08:23.640 thank god, I think dating him or have sex with 0:08:23.720 --> 0:08:26.800 him even Well, I told you from the beginning, because 0:08:26.840 --> 0:08:29.760 he's sixty two and I'm forty six, and that's just 0:08:29.840 --> 0:08:33.280 like his body looks like a melting candle. You can't well, 0:08:33.320 --> 0:08:36.400 it looks like he's transitioning it into a woman because 0:08:36.440 --> 0:08:38.480 like a lot of men that age start to look 0:08:38.520 --> 0:08:41.440 like women, right, but a very butcher woman, lesbian woman, 0:08:41.520 --> 0:08:44.079 but his mother. Basically, if you've seen pictures of his mom, 0:08:44.120 --> 0:08:47.040 he looks a lot like his mom. And so it 0:08:47.160 --> 0:08:49.040 was already like, was I going to be able to 0:08:49.080 --> 0:08:51.000 go down that road and like be able to see 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:52.240 the things that I was going to see on his 0:08:52.320 --> 0:08:56.120 body and not. I zoomed in on so many Instagram 0:08:56.160 --> 0:08:59.640 posts and pictures to see exactly where his we exchanged 0:08:59.720 --> 0:09:01.640 quite of you of those were on his body right, 0:09:01.640 --> 0:09:03.840 because there was a lot of questions about his nipples 0:09:03.960 --> 0:09:07.120 and then where were they, you know, down or up? 0:09:08.160 --> 0:09:10.520 And then there are a lot of questions about, you know, 0:09:10.720 --> 0:09:13.600 the background of that mansion he lives in and Albany 0:09:13.640 --> 0:09:16.480 also and the decor. That was going to be a 0:09:16.480 --> 0:09:20.120 hard pill to swallow, but luckily that didn't happen. I 0:09:20.120 --> 0:09:22.200 don't know how this relates it all to the nursing home, 0:09:22.440 --> 0:09:24.800 but I think you brought up nursing homes and bullying 0:09:24.840 --> 0:09:27.679 and I immediately went to answer Cromo so sorry, I'm 0:09:27.720 --> 0:09:30.640 so sorry. Well, Kimberly, I think to wrap this up 0:09:30.720 --> 0:09:32.480 is you just need to address it head on yourself. 0:09:32.559 --> 0:09:35.400 If the admin and the office doesn't do anything about it, 0:09:35.440 --> 0:09:38.440 then it takes the bullies power away. You just address it, 0:09:38.480 --> 0:09:41.360 get your little gang of girls together, guys who whomever. Yeah, 0:09:41.400 --> 0:09:43.920 you just have to join forces and stand up to 0:09:43.960 --> 0:09:47.800 the bully. Fuck that. As an adult being bullied, it's like, 0:09:47.840 --> 0:09:50.920 no thanks. It's these people who just want a sense 0:09:50.960 --> 0:09:54.080 of power so if they don't have it. It's this 0:09:54.200 --> 0:09:57.840 is the exact way I think of middle school receptionists. 0:09:58.080 --> 0:10:01.400 It's like they just love and they're always like sausage 0:10:01.440 --> 0:10:04.720 finger like Sharon's like, they just would yeah, like that 0:10:04.760 --> 0:10:08.040 principle's reception. Yeah, they just feel like adjacent to the power, 0:10:08.160 --> 0:10:11.440 so they like to flex that muscle. It's like a 0:10:11.440 --> 0:10:14.760 crossing guard. Basically a crossing guard, somebody gets way out 0:10:14.760 --> 0:10:17.680 of control with their responsibility. It's like a police officer 0:10:17.720 --> 0:10:20.480 when they're directing traffic. That happens in Martha's Vineyard a lot, 0:10:20.920 --> 0:10:24.200 and it's like, Okay, everybody, calm down. Guys. People love 0:10:24.280 --> 0:10:25.920 to be able to put someone else in the place, 0:10:26.000 --> 0:10:28.720 Like anytime you go do you have never experienced this, 0:10:28.760 --> 0:10:30.960 I can guarantee, But like going to do a return 0:10:31.000 --> 0:10:32.960 if you're a day over or use a coupon on 0:10:33.040 --> 0:10:34.480 something and they don't want to do I'm like, is 0:10:34.520 --> 0:10:36.960 this the fucking issue you want to take up right now? Like, 0:10:37.040 --> 0:10:39.400 is this really the expiration date on a coupon? Oh 0:10:39.440 --> 0:10:42.040 my god, it's so freaking annoying. Are you using coupons? Yes? 0:10:42.080 --> 0:10:43.960 I use coupons for you and you don't even know it. 0:10:44.280 --> 0:10:50.600 That's sweet, sweetheart. Yes, I'm thirty. I told you economically responsible, Well, 0:10:52.120 --> 0:10:54.000 you doesn't matter how much you have, it's how much 0:10:54.040 --> 0:10:57.480 you save. And that's where I come in. Yeah. Well, anyway, 0:10:57.840 --> 0:11:00.840 so that's that's also advice for everyone listening. It's not 0:11:00.880 --> 0:11:04.160 how much you have, it's how much you save. Save, yes, 0:11:04.240 --> 0:11:09.720 because you need to save. Oh girl, please please. Unbelievable. 0:11:10.040 --> 0:11:13.080 I'm still using the coupons. Our next submission comes from 0:11:13.240 --> 0:11:17.079 Nicole Tran. She's twenty five. We have her on the line, 0:11:17.120 --> 0:11:19.920 but her submission says, Hi, Chelsea, I'm a big fan 0:11:19.960 --> 0:11:22.760 of you since Chelsea lately. That's nice. Thank you for 0:11:22.800 --> 0:11:24.840 being such a good role model. As I've gotten older, 0:11:24.840 --> 0:11:26.880 I've realized that dating men my age has gotten worse 0:11:26.920 --> 0:11:30.360 and worse, especially with the Me Too movement and broke culture. 0:11:30.480 --> 0:11:33.360 I realize I can't hate them more. Any dating advice 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:36.840 that you would give yourself at twenty five so Nicole, 0:11:37.520 --> 0:11:42.880 I'm oh, you are look at look at Nicole, Hi, Nicole. 0:11:44.720 --> 0:11:48.440 I mean it's so so disappointing. What men have taken. 0:11:49.200 --> 0:11:51.760 The last couple of years with men have been so disappointing. 0:11:51.760 --> 0:11:54.360 Like I totally feel your pain because I'm forty six, 0:11:54.400 --> 0:11:57.000 I'm twenty one years older than you, and I feel 0:11:57.000 --> 0:11:59.839 exactly the way that you fucking feel. I'm like, are 0:11:59.840 --> 0:12:02.920 you fucking serious, you guys, Like, are you guys gonna 0:12:02.960 --> 0:12:05.960 be this disappointing for us for the rest of our lives. 0:12:06.160 --> 0:12:09.120 We're telling you that you need to start behaving in 0:12:09.120 --> 0:12:12.040 a different way. We're trying to help you win, and 0:12:12.080 --> 0:12:15.280 they still won't fucking listen. Yeah, it can't be easier 0:12:15.280 --> 0:12:17.200 than that. And that's the funny thing, Like you're literally 0:12:17.200 --> 0:12:20.160 giving them the advice that they need, and it it's 0:12:20.200 --> 0:12:23.679 still more disappointing, Like if these are the tools that 0:12:23.720 --> 0:12:27.320 you need to be better, and then they make it 0:12:27.320 --> 0:12:31.160 about themselves again. Yes, yes, women have quite literally given 0:12:31.200 --> 0:12:33.040 men a road map to get laid and they still 0:12:33.040 --> 0:12:35.199 get lost, like where, well, I don't understand what you 0:12:35.240 --> 0:12:37.240 want be like, I actually just know it's like I 0:12:37.280 --> 0:12:39.640 want to funk all you guys. And you're ruining it. 0:12:39.679 --> 0:12:42.400 You're blowing it. All of you guys are blowing it 0:12:42.880 --> 0:12:46.040 because we It's like women want you to succeed. Yet 0:12:46.160 --> 0:12:49.000 like straight white men do not understand what the funk 0:12:49.080 --> 0:12:52.199 is going on. They are so resistant, Like this one 0:12:52.200 --> 0:12:53.880 guy in Canada. I was talking to this one guy 0:12:53.920 --> 0:12:56.600 in Canada and we're skiing, and he said, he goes, 0:12:56.640 --> 0:12:59.160 it does feel like a little bit like reverse discrimination 0:12:59.240 --> 0:13:02.480 on the subject of white male patriarchy. Blah blah, he goes, 0:13:02.520 --> 0:13:05.200 it does feel like I understand everything needs to be equal, 0:13:05.760 --> 0:13:08.680 but it does feel like reverse discrimination. And I just 0:13:08.760 --> 0:13:11.079 looked at him and thought, like, well, I didn't think. 0:13:11.160 --> 0:13:13.880 I said, you know, first of all, you're okay with 0:13:14.040 --> 0:13:17.240 discrimination as long as it's not reverse you know, just 0:13:17.320 --> 0:13:20.640 saying it like that's the problem. It's like, yeah, that's 0:13:20.640 --> 0:13:24.160 what needs to happen is reverse discrimination for a period 0:13:24.160 --> 0:13:28.880 of time until things become equitable, like in a real way, 0:13:28.920 --> 0:13:32.439 like you know, anyway, don't get me fucking started, obviously, 0:13:32.640 --> 0:13:34.920 Oh my god, So anyway, who was the last person 0:13:34.960 --> 0:13:38.360 you dated? I at this point, I'm just like not 0:13:38.559 --> 0:13:42.000 dating like I've been just like trying to date people, 0:13:42.160 --> 0:13:45.160 and just like on dating apps, but then it would 0:13:45.520 --> 0:13:48.280 I would go and get drinks of people, and then 0:13:48.320 --> 0:13:50.760 it just gets weird, like people will just say really 0:13:50.880 --> 0:13:54.160 stalker ish stuff and I feel like they would lock 0:13:54.240 --> 0:13:56.720 me in their basement and I just get out of there. 0:13:58.000 --> 0:13:59.800 In your submission, you mentioned that you live in a 0:14:00.000 --> 0:14:03.800 college town. To me, that speaks volumes about the type 0:14:03.800 --> 0:14:06.480 of men who are going to be lingering around your area. 0:14:06.559 --> 0:14:08.960 So it's a lot of like guys in arrested development 0:14:09.120 --> 0:14:12.360 who are clinging to their college days if they've graduated, 0:14:12.480 --> 0:14:15.120 or it's guys in college, in which case like you 0:14:15.160 --> 0:14:20.360 can't you can't, can't you because they're too stupid. And 0:14:20.400 --> 0:14:23.240 I'm in Columbus, Ohio, so like everything is just like 0:14:24.000 --> 0:14:27.960 everything is just a huge campus. So everyone's either extremely 0:14:28.000 --> 0:14:32.240 young or everyone is completely like a frat for life, 0:14:32.280 --> 0:14:36.280 so they just hire everyone who will never grow up 0:14:36.600 --> 0:14:39.160 and it's disappointing. Can I ask for because you're both 0:14:39.160 --> 0:14:41.240 on dating apps, I'm obviously not on a dating app, 0:14:41.480 --> 0:14:44.360 but is there Yeah, I'll see how that goes over. 0:14:44.680 --> 0:14:47.640 Do people not meet through friends anymore? Is it only 0:14:47.720 --> 0:14:50.120 like the accessibility that you and whoever else is on 0:14:50.160 --> 0:14:51.880 the dating app know that you're both looking, so is 0:14:51.920 --> 0:14:54.160 it the convenience. I just don't understand why no one 0:14:54.280 --> 0:14:57.120 is hooked up with through mutual friends who kind of 0:14:57.200 --> 0:14:59.960 understand what you might be into. I think the hardest 0:15:00.120 --> 0:15:02.880 part with that is like if something goes wrong and 0:15:02.920 --> 0:15:05.880 then it doesn't work out, then it's just awkward for 0:15:05.920 --> 0:15:08.760 the rest of your life, and like you're just asking like, oh, 0:15:08.920 --> 0:15:10.400 was that so and so going to be there, and 0:15:10.400 --> 0:15:13.000 then you just have to like dodge out of a 0:15:13.080 --> 0:15:15.080 party or like dodge out of us. And I think 0:15:15.120 --> 0:15:17.160 people have to have a knack for setting people up. 0:15:17.200 --> 0:15:20.520 It's not it's like your friend. No, my friends don't 0:15:20.560 --> 0:15:22.360 set me up, which I think speaks more about my 0:15:22.400 --> 0:15:28.640 personality than it does. They try, and the guys are 0:15:29.320 --> 0:15:32.320 and they're just not quite right. They think, I'm like, listen, guys, 0:15:32.400 --> 0:15:33.760 this is my friends will try and set me up. 0:15:33.800 --> 0:15:36.080 I'm like, ah, this is a little too middle age, 0:15:36.120 --> 0:15:38.240 if you know what I'm talking about. And they're like, 0:15:38.320 --> 0:15:40.800 you are middle aged. I'm like, god, no, I'm freking 0:15:40.840 --> 0:15:44.040 not okay, not in my head, but you know what, 0:15:44.280 --> 0:15:46.040 just take a break, because I think a lot of 0:15:46.080 --> 0:15:48.200 women feel the way you feel about men, and you 0:15:48.280 --> 0:15:50.880 just need to like take a break and wait for 0:15:51.000 --> 0:15:53.480 like a crush to develop naturally, you know what I mean, 0:15:53.520 --> 0:15:56.160 so that you can be reintroduced to the idea of flirtation. 0:15:56.640 --> 0:15:59.800 Dating apps are just like it's like COVID, it's like fatigue, 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:03.040 you know, you have, like they become so boring and 0:16:03.080 --> 0:16:05.320 wrote and it's just adds to the day to day 0:16:05.400 --> 0:16:08.680 mundaneus that everyone kind of is feeling psychologically because of 0:16:09.120 --> 0:16:13.080 quarantining and etcetera. So I would say take a break 0:16:13.240 --> 0:16:16.200 and you know, just try and focus on yourself actually, 0:16:16.240 --> 0:16:18.200 because that's never bad when you take some time and 0:16:18.280 --> 0:16:21.200 just so like try and get like healthy, you know 0:16:21.280 --> 0:16:24.200 what I mean, get grounded, read books and stuff. You 0:16:24.240 --> 0:16:25.920 always get a prize at the end of that, which 0:16:25.920 --> 0:16:28.040 will hopefully come in the package of a man that 0:16:28.120 --> 0:16:32.040 you want to have sex with. That's true, absolutely, and 0:16:32.040 --> 0:16:33.800 if not, then you're not out any of that energy 0:16:33.880 --> 0:16:35.640 that you would have invested into the man because you've 0:16:35.680 --> 0:16:39.320 invested in it into yourself. So it's a real win 0:16:39.400 --> 0:16:43.520 either way, exactly, it's a win win. That's very accurate. 0:16:43.600 --> 0:16:46.080 Went in doubt invest in yourself. That's going to be 0:16:46.120 --> 0:16:50.120 our hashtag for this podcast. If if I believed in hashtags. 0:16:50.280 --> 0:16:52.520 Maybe you could keep us posted on your next few days, Yeah, 0:16:52.800 --> 0:16:54.880 and circle back tell us what happened. I just told 0:16:54.880 --> 0:16:56.880 you to take a break, though, Brandon, you're giving me 0:16:56.960 --> 0:17:00.560 conflicting advice now when it does happen. Okay, yeah, keep 0:17:00.600 --> 0:17:02.480 us posted. We want all of our callers to keep 0:17:02.520 --> 0:17:05.240 us posted as to their progress. That's a good idea, 0:17:05.320 --> 0:17:09.119 perfect All right, Well it was nice, thanks guys, have 0:17:09.160 --> 0:17:13.760 a great day. Bye again. A totally really normal, reasonable person. 0:17:13.880 --> 0:17:16.800 I just really am interested. Like I like these callers. 0:17:17.080 --> 0:17:18.760 Everyone has the same issues. And this is what I 0:17:18.800 --> 0:17:21.919 don't understand with people. Everyone has the same issues. I 0:17:21.960 --> 0:17:24.919 think they're common that everyone is facing some of the 0:17:24.960 --> 0:17:28.840 same hurdles with especially dating. Well, you're not having that 0:17:28.920 --> 0:17:31.600 problem because you're in a relationship, yes, But everyone who's 0:17:31.600 --> 0:17:33.320 on these apps, it's like everyone wants to be in 0:17:33.320 --> 0:17:35.560 a relationship or find someone, yet they spend all their 0:17:35.600 --> 0:17:37.760 time texting on it and they never said anything up. 0:17:37.800 --> 0:17:39.800 I talked to a friend recently who had said the 0:17:39.800 --> 0:17:41.360 same thing that he had been talking to this guy 0:17:41.400 --> 0:17:44.000 for like weeks on a dating app. I said, well, 0:17:44.119 --> 0:17:46.480 have you tried to set a date? And he's like, yeah, 0:17:46.520 --> 0:17:48.520 well here and there, you know, we'll talk about it. 0:17:48.640 --> 0:17:52.160 I'm like I would exchange two messages before I said, like, hey, 0:17:52.520 --> 0:17:55.159 let's meet here. I'm available like this time these weeks. 0:17:55.480 --> 0:17:56.960 Do you want to get together? If the whole point 0:17:57.000 --> 0:17:59.840 is to date, you can't fucking do that through a phone, 0:18:00.359 --> 0:18:02.000 So you're gonna have to get out and do something. 0:18:02.200 --> 0:18:04.080 You're actually very good with that. You normally if you're 0:18:04.080 --> 0:18:06.880 into someone, you meet them right away for a drink 0:18:06.960 --> 0:18:10.520 or dinner or something. I'm sorry, I was just reading 0:18:10.560 --> 0:18:12.199 a text from my brother who said he was on 0:18:12.240 --> 0:18:14.520 the way his way to get his birth certificate. Did 0:18:14.520 --> 0:18:16.920 you see that text from Roy? He said, Hi, guys, 0:18:16.920 --> 0:18:19.159 sorry for the late reply. I was playing basketball and 0:18:19.200 --> 0:18:20.840 then I'm on my way to Elizabeth to get my 0:18:20.840 --> 0:18:23.200 birth certificate. Ask him if you can find your parents 0:18:23.400 --> 0:18:26.960 marriage certificate, that would be really handy. Can you find 0:18:27.400 --> 0:18:29.240 just so you know, we need the marrige certificate because 0:18:29.240 --> 0:18:32.600 we've been trying to get Chelsea's German citizenship, any citizenship 0:18:32.640 --> 0:18:35.159 from any country. I want it. She'll go anywhere. An 0:18:35.160 --> 0:18:38.560 additional passport is always welcome, and we can't find her 0:18:38.560 --> 0:18:40.359 parents marriage certificate. I don't know if they did it 0:18:40.400 --> 0:18:43.520 off the books or what. But we've searched basically every 0:18:43.560 --> 0:18:46.280 county in New Jersey. Considering that they're my parents, they 0:18:46.280 --> 0:18:48.480 probably aren't even fucking married and we're lying to us 0:18:48.520 --> 0:18:50.720 about that. Also, you know, I have a brother I 0:18:50.760 --> 0:18:52.879 found out about right that I didn't know. I just 0:18:52.880 --> 0:18:56.160 found out about that recently. I'm always learning new things about. Yeah, 0:18:56.200 --> 0:18:58.760 I'll focus on the brothers I do have. Oh great, Well, 0:18:58.760 --> 0:19:00.080 why don't you see if this brother that you do 0:19:00.160 --> 0:19:03.960 have confined the maor certificate right right? Because my brother Roy, 0:19:04.040 --> 0:19:06.679 my brother Roy can't. He doesn't even know where his 0:19:06.720 --> 0:19:09.720 own birth certificate or driver's license is. He's never gonna 0:19:09.720 --> 0:19:11.679 be able to find something that may not even exist. 0:19:12.080 --> 0:19:14.120 We're gonna have Roy. We're gonna have Roy call into 0:19:14.119 --> 0:19:17.040