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Speaker 1: with their restroom time while at work. I can't think

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Speaker 1: of anybody on this show, but some people, and I

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Speaker 1: can definitely see why you'd want to spend a lot

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Speaker 1: of time in there because it's it's a nice quiet place.

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Speaker 1: You can play games on your phone, FaceTime your sister

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Speaker 1: while you're on the can. It's the only safe haven

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Speaker 1: where your boss can't bug you to do stuff. Your

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Speaker 1: sister answers, that is that's not true. They still bug you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's right. And until now, because we call a guy

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Speaker 1: to tell him the company knows that he's been abusing

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Speaker 1: his toilet privileges and we have an interesting yet strange

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Speaker 1: solution to fix it. In your phone tap right now,

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Speaker 1: it's a Hello. This is Carl. Hi Carl, My name's

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Speaker 1: Lady guenevere Um. Excuse me, who did you say you were?

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Speaker 1: I know, it's just what my parents named me. I'm

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Speaker 1: from Hrum. I don't remember lady Guenevere from human resources.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm based out of Atlanta, so we haven't met. Okay,

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Speaker 1: nice to meet you. Yeah, I was just seeing here

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Speaker 1: your time card is due today and I just wanted

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Speaker 1: to know if you wanted me to adjust it or

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Speaker 1: if you were going to because I do have the

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Speaker 1: number right in front of me. I'm sorry, I'm not

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Speaker 1: sure what you're referring to. Well, I'm looking at it

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Speaker 1: and it says you've put down full hours for the week. Yes,

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Speaker 1: so what come on, Carl, we both know that's not true. No,

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Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, having this today, you're correct about that,

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Speaker 1: But you have been spending a lot of time building

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Speaker 1: a log cabin. Sorry it's slang for using the restroom. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: apparently you've been in there a lot, and we recently

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Speaker 1: set limits on that. So you can find it in

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Speaker 1: the company handbook. Yeah, we passed it out earlier this year.

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Speaker 1: There's no way so there's anything about that. Oh it does. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Too many employees were taking advantage of, you know, time

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Speaker 1: and just going in there with their phone while they

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Speaker 1: were free in the turtles. I didn't do that and

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Speaker 1: it's weird that you're using these type of references. Listen,

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Speaker 1: I have had so many conversations like this, and I

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Speaker 1: just need to change it up. Okay, different words, different

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Speaker 1: slang saved me from this boring job. I'm not abusing

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Speaker 1: my bathroomntil it is, I promise you, and I think

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Speaker 1: anyone should be able to use the bathroom whatever they

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Speaker 1: need to. Yeah, you know, I absolutely agree with you.

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Speaker 1: They should be able to use the bathroom whenever they

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Speaker 1: need to at home. And according to your direct supervisor,

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Speaker 1: you are one of the top violators and releasing chocolate hostages.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, can you stop doing that. That's what I'm

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Speaker 1: asking you to do. Stop doing it. I cannot stop

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Speaker 1: going to the bathroom. Okay, I have to use it

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Speaker 1: a few times a day. That's just how a human

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Speaker 1: body works. We have an idea. When you feel like

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Speaker 1: it's time to squeeze a steamer, I just what what

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Speaker 1: do you have? It's a souris for pooping. I'm just

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Speaker 1: saying I need you to go to your supervisor and say,

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Speaker 1: put a clock on me for four minutes. I'm about

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Speaker 1: to park a custard. Oh god, oh my god, this

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Speaker 1: is so gross. But he'll understand what you mean. He'll

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Speaker 1: give you a thumbs up, and then just be back

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Speaker 1: before the timer runs out and we'll all be good.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is so unprofessional. How am I

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Speaker 1: having a conversation with a human resources person who's using

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Speaker 1: just all this like gross flag about going to the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to relate here, okay, And you shouldn't

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Speaker 1: be telling me when I can go to the bathroom. Well,

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Speaker 1: then you shouldn't be spending hours in the bathroom, and

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Speaker 1: then we wouldn't be having this conversation. Spending hours in

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Speaker 1: the bathroom. Stop what your cor Dylan said. Okay, he said,

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Speaker 1: you're in there at least four times a day baking

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Speaker 1: some brownies. What does Dylan have to do with is

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Speaker 1: why would he do that? Because Dylan actually wanted me

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Speaker 1: to broadcast the whole thing over the radio. What's what

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Speaker 1: he asked for? What? Yeah, I'm not really an HR.

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Speaker 1: My name's Broke from the radio show Brooker Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the morning, we're doing a phone tap on you. Oh god,

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Speaker 1: i'd be a terrible HR person. Your coworker, Dylan set

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Speaker 1: you up. He said, he said that you've been running

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Speaker 1: late to meetings because you're spending so much time in

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Speaker 1: the bathroom. Man, I'm not. Oh my god, you're not.

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Speaker 1: Come on, so you can be honest with me, I'm not,

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Speaker 1: actually hr okay, maybe sm but like not as much

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Speaker 1: as he's saying. I'm baking he said, baking brownies. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's right. I'm just gonna advise you right now to

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Speaker 1: check with your supervisor next time you want to give

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Speaker 1: birth to a state trooper. Okay, oh yes, way up

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