Speaker 1: It's time for the Bobby Bones post show.
Speaker 2: Here's your host, Bobby Bone.
Speaker 3: I love in a place that I order food from,
Speaker 3: adds a new menu item, tell us more. Well, we're
Speaker 3: ordering lunch because after the show today, we're driving to
Speaker 3: shoot an episode of Too Much Access. So we're driving
Speaker 3: up to Kentucky, and so I was just gonna order
Speaker 3: lunch for the four of us that are driving up.
Speaker 4: Is are you sending it here?
Speaker 3: Huh?
Speaker 4: You're sending it here? You where you're ordering from? I
Speaker 4: may hop on, I'll pay you.
Speaker 5: You haven't been invited.
Speaker 4: I'm not going on the trip with you, but I'm
Speaker 4: staying here. And I was about to order food.
Speaker 3: Why are you staying here? Hey, Mike, you order yours
Speaker 3: and pass.
Speaker 4: It to because on Wednesdays I have improv kick off Kevin.
Speaker 3: Oh you maybe ask for you when he wants to? Yeah,
Speaker 3: you have Wednesday's win.
Speaker 4: What time I've improv? And it's closer to here, So
Speaker 4: I instarted driving all the way home class three o'clock.
Speaker 3: You're gonna be No, it starts an your home. Your
Speaker 3: home is like eighteen minutes. It's a less than that
Speaker 3: thirteen minutes from here.
Speaker 4: No, because I have like things that I could get
Speaker 4: done and by the time I'm out of improv because
Speaker 4: it's three hours long, it's like show prep is due,
Speaker 4: so I need to get all done here. So it's
Speaker 4: better if I just get everything done.
Speaker 3: You're going to stay here too.
Speaker 4: I'm going to do some women of iHeart Country.
Speaker 3: I mean, good for you.
Speaker 4: It's what I've been doing the past few wednesdays.
Speaker 3: Your improv classes win.
Speaker 4: Three, So three fifteen to six fifteen.
Speaker 3: I have a workout at three today, but we're going
Speaker 3: to Kentucky shooting a full show, doing a podcast, and
Speaker 3: then driving back time to work.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, but I can't get out of improv by
Speaker 4: the time I get home. All my stuff needs to
Speaker 4: be done, like I need to be done.
Speaker 6: But Amy, we're leaving right after this, so like, I mean,
Speaker 6: you could go home.
Speaker 3: You just not want to go home.
Speaker 5: It's not like a regular Wednesday.
Speaker 3: It's home sad.
Speaker 4: No, it's not sad.
Speaker 5: I mean, I bet it's.
Speaker 3: Empty, man, Yeah, can couch is sit on? Well, that's
Speaker 3: what I'm saying. It's kind of sad. I get it,
Speaker 3: And that's what it is.
Speaker 4: Good for you, That's not really what it is.
Speaker 3: It's that it's clean juice.
Speaker 4: That I was gonna get.
Speaker 3: You can order after they're done. Will you text read
Speaker 3: and see what he wants? Okay, cool, Thanks, you're welcome.
Speaker 3: So how's improv going?
Speaker 4: Good? Oh?
Speaker 3: Wow, I saw it right there. That's good. That's good.
Speaker 4: It's it's interesting.
Speaker 3: I like, what do you do in a class?
Speaker 4: A lot of activities?
Speaker 3: Meaning like to take me through like an activity or
Speaker 3: something that you do as like a like a practicum
Speaker 3: type thing. It makes you better.
Speaker 4: So two people sitting with like you and I would
Speaker 4: go to those chairs right there and sit in front
Speaker 4: of the class and then we maybe are given.
Speaker 3: So why don't you lunchbox walk through the lunchboxs, go
Speaker 3: up and do it? Do some proper there. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: give you guys a scenario.
Speaker 5: What are we doing?
Speaker 4: And then and then us.
Speaker 3: Those mics aren't plugged in, The mikes aren't plugged in?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 3: Oh look out that mic?
Speaker 5: M hm, I think that was plugged in.
Speaker 1: Neither, guys, I'm not flow.
Speaker 5: Egg bones. What have you had? The immunity?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty good. Juice. Yeah, it's like the orange one.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Do you add anything to it?
Speaker 3: Uh? If I do, it's always like some kind of
Speaker 3: way protein. Okay, are you still on the menu?
Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, this is I've never seen this place. It's amazing.
Speaker 5: I do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's good, but no, but move it because we
Speaker 3: got to go. And look, I got you, I got you.
Speaker 3: Hey that juice and cheat and he's over on a
Speaker 3: shopping spree. Okay, will you take it to kick.
Speaker 5: Well, I just got a juice.
Speaker 3: Hold on, Oh my god, you've only.
Speaker 2: Got a juice.
Speaker 5: They have like a hundred juices.
Speaker 3: But if you don't order though, we can't leave. I
Speaker 3: got because it's gonna take half an hour to get here.
Speaker 5: I got your egg salad looks good.
Speaker 2: Oh you're going to stick up the car?
Speaker 5: Oh no, I don't think about that. I mean that's
Speaker 5: what he does.
Speaker 2: He tells the eggs in the hallways discussed.
Speaker 5: Peanut butter toast.
Speaker 3: Can you turn Yeah, Mike now works, okay, and you
Speaker 3: have to move. Stop saying everything and then looking up
Speaker 3: for reaction. Okay, hold on right, read everything on the menu. Oh,
Speaker 3: he says it and looks out to see if we
Speaker 3: like it. Side lunchboxes. Mike still isn't working. We have
Speaker 3: to kill this well, okay, see improv scenario.
Speaker 4: So lunchboxs and I, well, we'd have to look at
Speaker 4: each other while we're doing it, because you're supposed to
Speaker 4: be more listening to what the other person is saying,
Speaker 4: and then you play off of that. But you would
Speaker 4: only say you don't know what the next the person's
Speaker 4: gonna say, and then you build off the storyline. So
Speaker 4: it may be that Bobby's like, Okay, y'all are in
Speaker 4: the hospital.
Speaker 3: There are no nos.
Speaker 4: There there are no yes. Everything is yes. I hear
Speaker 4: what you said, and I'm going to add to it.
Speaker 4: So lunch Lunch, I might be like, I'm in the hospital.
Speaker 4: But again we don't know why. But we developed the
Speaker 4: storyline together organically as we're talking back and forth, and
Speaker 4: next thing, you know, like exactly it would be like that,
Speaker 4: and I would be like, yeah.
Speaker 3: We're doing three things here at once. Scuba on Broadway
Speaker 3: that causes.
Speaker 4: Well, I don't know, but whatever it is, I'm having
Speaker 4: my foot amputated.
Speaker 2: They'll call you peg leg something you.
Speaker 4: Know you kind of go back and forth with.
Speaker 3: So I'll give you a scenario scubas Dave is still
Speaker 3: trying to fix the microphone here. I know you had
Speaker 3: the mic. It worked, but he took it from your
Speaker 3: hand one time.
Speaker 4: In one time in improv I ended up in labor
Speaker 4: at the hospital and we.
Speaker 3: Didn't I'm done, I asked over to Kevin.
Speaker 5: I think I over ordered.
Speaker 3: It takes them off.
Speaker 5: No, No, I kind of want both.
Speaker 3: You're not paying for it ordered.
Speaker 5: That's right, that's right.
Speaker 2: Takes the advantage of the system.
Speaker 5: Okay, Kevin, you're up.
Speaker 3: Mike, Oh, you're doing that. Yes, he has three minutes,
Speaker 3: three minutes to order. Yes, because we're not the food's
Speaker 3: gonna be ordered. We're not gonna be able to get
Speaker 3: it right because we're forced to leave. And I guess,
Speaker 3: I guess unless just Mike still doesn't work, I have
Speaker 3: no idea. You never sounded better good, So it doesn't work.
Speaker 4: We're testing this out.
Speaker 5: Twisted.
Speaker 3: Scuba in a bad mood.
Speaker 6: What I've learned about scuba is when things need to
Speaker 6: be fixed, he stresses out a little bit thick, but
Speaker 6: it's only like a temporary stresses out.
Speaker 3: Well, why don't we just can this to go back
Speaker 3: to your seats and we'll chalk it up to you know, Mike,
Speaker 3: I don't hear you do? Yeah, what's your question? I
Speaker 3: don't know why you couldn't use that mike you tried
Speaker 3: and Scooba ticket from you and do it on the ground.
Speaker 3: I said, Oh it's working now, was happy?
Speaker 5: Look at him.
Speaker 3: Yes, there's no nose.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's pretty interesting.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna give it. I give you a scenario.
Speaker 3: You gotta keep building on it. Okay, Okay, I can't
Speaker 3: say no.
Speaker 2: I I was looking a him because he's giving me
Speaker 2: the excise.
Speaker 3: Me the scenario. You are. You're fishing and you just
Speaker 3: caught a fish. You pull it up, and that fish
Speaker 3: is able to talk to you, Amy.
Speaker 4: Action and action?
Speaker 2: Why did you put that hook in my mouth?
Speaker 4: It hurts?
Speaker 3: Oh? You talk?
Speaker 4: Okay? Have you have you talked before?
Speaker 2: Every time I get caught and I tell people, put
Speaker 2: me back in the dang water, I'm gonna die.
Speaker 4: Okay, I put them in the lottery is dead.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And you need to get some more. You need to
Speaker 3: get some They teach you that in school. Give it
Speaker 3: to Amy.
Speaker 4: No, I just a imp I have to improv your food.
Speaker 3: No, we tried.
Speaker 5: I did laugh at the whole Oh you talk, that
Speaker 5: was funny.
Speaker 4: I know I wanted to keep going, but listen. I
Speaker 4: also am paying attention at time too, and I knew
Speaker 4: Kevin was coming.
Speaker 5: In, and.
Speaker 3: What I would have thought she would down and be like, oh, fish,
Speaker 3: are you hungry? I need to order some food? What
Speaker 3: would you like?
Speaker 4: And she ordered a good one?
Speaker 5: Amy, do you want me to do it in your place?
Speaker 3: You two go do it. I can do it, okay, Ammy,
Speaker 3: walk over to your seat and you order food and
Speaker 3: pass me. That's I can order it.
Speaker 4: Okay, I should probably.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 3: Ammy cut the scene it after a while. I don't.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 2: She goes, fuck, So why did you end it with me?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: She got in, TIMI day's distracting.
Speaker 3: Did you order?
Speaker 4: I'm trying to see how this is already stressful?
Speaker 2: No, I don't.
Speaker 5: Everyone's mad right now.
Speaker 2: I'm not mad.
Speaker 3: I'm chilling all right. Ready. It's Wednesday, you two guysday. Okay.
Speaker 3: You look in this shower lunchbox. You're in the shower,
Speaker 3: you're taking a shower, and all of a sudden, you
Speaker 3: hear the guy walking up the hall that's supposed to
Speaker 3: come and fix the shower, and you hear him coming in,
Speaker 3: but you just realize you look down you have two penises.
Speaker 2: Go, oh my gosh, where'd that second one come from?
Speaker 2: This dude's gonna think I'm weird.
Speaker 5: Hello, Hello, I'm here to fix the shower.
Speaker 2: Hey, man, don't worry about it.
Speaker 5: Whoa whoa, whoa whoa? Bro?
Speaker 2: Bro?
Speaker 3: I know wait wait wait wait wait bro, it's new
Speaker 3: to me too.
Speaker 5: What is that?
Speaker 2: Bro?
Speaker 4: You saw?
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 6: Man, I'm gonna get out of here. No, no, no, bro
Speaker 6: like this, dude, I've never seen anything like that.
Speaker 2: Was I was gonna ask he Hey, ever been on
Speaker 2: a call where you've seen two of them?
Speaker 5: No? Hey, let me ask you a question. How do
Speaker 5: you use those two things?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: I woke up. I mean, this is the first time
Speaker 2: I'm having So I'm gonna call my wife and say, hey,
Speaker 2: can you bring a friend over.
Speaker 6: You're telling me that you went to bed last night
Speaker 6: and you only had one and today you see two.
Speaker 2: I had one and I took a shower for the
Speaker 2: first time in two months.
Speaker 5: And guess what, let me see that again.
Speaker 3: Why do you want to let's fok good, Let's fox
Speaker 3: dominates you too?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: He wins?
Speaker 2: Whoa?
Speaker 5: I thought we were good? Together.
Speaker 3: I mean, lunchy kind of carried you. My bill is
Speaker 3: one hundred and sixty four dollars to this place, Eddie.
Speaker 5: That's crazy. You could take see what happened? Bones is?
Speaker 5: Why is it?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 6: I saw one sandwich and then I was like that's perfect,
Speaker 6: and then I scrolled down and saw another one and
Speaker 6: said that's even better.
Speaker 3: But maybe maybe we can split the other one. It's
Speaker 3: one hundred and whatever. I'm gonna order it up here
Speaker 3: to the work.
Speaker 4: Good on lunchbox, Good job lunchbox. Dang, when I think
Speaker 4: of things that.
Speaker 6: I don't understand how he was better? Like I thought
Speaker 6: we worked well together.
Speaker 3: I think, well, he was like giving you stuff to
Speaker 3: build on.
Speaker 5: What I'm gonna call my wife over Like, yeah, Now.
Speaker 2: Your response to that is you really shall be down
Speaker 2: for that? I mean you gotta or do you have
Speaker 2: a friend in mine that you'd want her to call something?
Speaker 2: You were just like not even questions.
Speaker 5: I ask questions. I was like, let's see that again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm getting turned on.
Speaker 4: Okay, so I just ordered the food and how long
Speaker 4: does it take to get all that here?
Speaker 3: I gotta do the confirm pin delivery too. I hate
Speaker 3: when name if you do that.
Speaker 5: What do you mean they send you a pin? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Let me. I thought that was pretty good.
Speaker 3: Hey, can I see the Delta the Delta story about
Speaker 3: the passenger stranded. I thought it was pretty good. Launch.
Speaker 3: You did good. Thanks. You should go to Improvince to
Speaker 3: take over.
Speaker 4: You should come.
Speaker 2: Amy three hours.
Speaker 3: I don't have three hours. You don't you take three
Speaker 3: hour nap?
Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's it.
Speaker 3: Like noon, Delta passengers strand on an island were told,
Speaker 3: at least we didn't crash. Passengers on a Delta Airlines
Speaker 3: flight that made an unscheduled landing on a remote island
Speaker 3: or venting their frustrations, a flight to New York was
Speaker 3: forced to make a twelve hour maintenance stop on a
Speaker 3: small island in the middle of the Atlantic. That seems
Speaker 3: scary just by itself, that we have to go land
Speaker 3: on an island, a maintenance stop on a random island.
Speaker 3: While crew members were taken to a local hotel to relax,
Speaker 3: passengers without visas were corralled in a partition section of
Speaker 3: the airport. During that time, they had drink from a sink,
Speaker 3: had no access to food until a cafe open later
Speaker 3: in the day. Ham sandwiches were passed out, which didn't
Speaker 3: sit well with some people that were a different religion
Speaker 3: that don't eat. Ham Airport reps told ad sated passengers
Speaker 3: not just start a revolution, and you should all be
Speaker 3: grateful of the plane didn't crash into the sea. I'm insider.
Speaker 3: It's all perspective, right, guys, Eddie, what are you doing?
Speaker 5: My wife's asking if I spent money in Fayetteville?
Speaker 3: Did you?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Is the dinner? She's like, that's a little. That's
Speaker 5: a lot for dinner.
Speaker 3: No, I paid for dinner.
Speaker 6: I get it. But I paid my credit card and
Speaker 6: then you venmoed me.
Speaker 3: No, I've been mode you first.
Speaker 5: My point is you need to tell her. No, I
Speaker 5: didn't tell her. And she's like, wow, you spent a
Speaker 5: lot of money.
Speaker 3: How much did you spend? Be honest, because I sent
Speaker 3: you two hundred dollars? How much did you spend?
Speaker 5: Let's see how much I spent one hundred and twenty?
Speaker 3: You made eighty dollars off that you didn't even tell me.
Speaker 3: You didn't even tell me. I didn't come on and
Speaker 3: you get hold on. I gotta do a mideral, Okay,
Speaker 3: we're back. Look that's I said, Eddie makes sure and
Speaker 3: take all the guys to dinner. So I've been voted
Speaker 3: him two hundred bucks. First I heard that it only
Speaker 3: costs one hundred and twenty dollars right.
Speaker 5: Now, right now, Yeah, because my wife asked, like.
Speaker 2: At some point he didn't say, hey, you sent me
Speaker 2: too much. No, and then he just you order him
Speaker 2: food and he just ordered two meals. Yes, interesting, And
Speaker 2: you guys tell me I'm cheap.
Speaker 3: That's why would you not tell me that?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it just never came up. But bones eventually.
Speaker 3: We square out, No, we don't.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, Like.
Speaker 3: Eight dollars off me and didn't say a dang word.
Speaker 6: And then I bet you today I'll buy something and I.
Speaker 5: Won't charge you for it.
Speaker 3: I just bought your whole lunch.
Speaker 5: But eventually, okay, charge you. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6: Like we go to the gas station, you get a coke,
Speaker 6: twix whatever, I don't get coke or twixes.
Speaker 5: I buy it. I don't say anything.
Speaker 3: The number one decongest in America does not work.
Speaker 5: I saw this.
Speaker 3: Tell your wife though, that you made eighty bucks to
Speaker 3: get off to get up to say it. Don't worry
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 6: Not only that you'll figure that out. When I said
Speaker 6: Bobby ven mould be two hundred, I just look, I
Speaker 6: just sent it. Bobby Ben would be two hundred.
Speaker 2: See what hey, you know what I just noticed though,
Speaker 2: Eddie's old guy. He has his text enlarged guys.
Speaker 5: And I can't. I can't even read.
Speaker 4: That mine or large keyboards large.
Speaker 5: I have to pull my phone back to arm's length
Speaker 5: for me to read it.
Speaker 4: Huh, I can read it. I just want the I
Speaker 4: just want everything bigger.
Speaker 5: But here's the deal.
Speaker 6: They told me this when I was gonna get lasick.
Speaker 6: They said, your near sightedness is gonna get worse because
Speaker 6: of lasik.
Speaker 3: I don't understand.
Speaker 4: Then.
Speaker 3: I don't understand.
Speaker 6: So I needed contacts or glasses to see far sided.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I was born near sighted to where I can read
Speaker 6: anything up to my face clear as day. But as
Speaker 6: soon as I got lasick, it corrected the far vision.
Speaker 6: I don't need glasses anymore, but it messed up my
Speaker 6: near vision, so like now I can't see anything close.
Speaker 6: It's almost like just a lens kind of reversed. Everything
Speaker 6: is that normal?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: They said when you turn forty, it's gonna get really,
Speaker 6: it's gonna get can you get fixed again?
Speaker 5: No, just wear glasses.
Speaker 3: I well, I felt sorry for you, but you're still
Speaker 3: eighty bucks from me, and then double ordered to food.
Speaker 5: Oh dude, the back the.
Speaker 3: FDA panel rolled yesterday. The most common decongestent in America
Speaker 3: doesn't actually work. It's the stuff. It's the lame version
Speaker 3: of pseudofed dequil musenex ton all cold and flu the
Speaker 3: kind that doesn't have the chemical that makes myth. So
Speaker 3: if you just get it from over the calendar, it's
Speaker 3: it doesn't work.
Speaker 5: That's the pseudofed ingredient.
Speaker 3: Yeah. The ingredient is called fenyl a frine, fenyla frine,
Speaker 3: fenyla frine. It's in a ton of medicine, including the
Speaker 3: deyquil musinx, vic CinEx, nasal spray tone, cold and flu beneedrology,
Speaker 3: plus certain types of roge tests and a suit fed
Speaker 3: pe and now a lot of those do have other
Speaker 3: ingredients to help with other symptoms. But they're saying that
Speaker 3: this main thing like is not actually doing what it's
Speaker 3: supposed to be doing. You just go if you get
Speaker 3: a cold, you just go get a box and just
Speaker 3: believe it works. Because a virus you really can't make
Speaker 3: go away. You just try to treat that symptom that
Speaker 3: and so you just like, I guess it's working, So
Speaker 3: you don't really know.
Speaker 5: That's crazy, dude. For years they were selling that stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wonder for eighty dollars.
Speaker 5: A weird number, is it? This is random? What I'm
Speaker 5: ben mowing you? Eighty bucks?
Speaker 3: I don't want it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you do, obviously you do.
Speaker 3: Are you good?
Speaker 5: What's up?
Speaker 3: What's what I wanted? Was you to tell me I
Speaker 3: gave you too much money? What's until you're talking to
Speaker 3: your wife and it just happened to roll into a bit.
Speaker 5: You having financial troubles?
Speaker 3: Yes, what's up? My friend's stealing money from me? I'm
Speaker 3: basically dange cook.
Speaker 5: You're like Billy Joel's manager.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my brothers stealing money from me. Kevin Costner's lawyer
Speaker 3: blasts his exis high price for legal fees. She wants
Speaker 3: a judge to order Custner fore almost nine hundred thousand
Speaker 3: dollars so they can argue the prenup is invalid, which
Speaker 3: has already ruled this. Kevin Costner stuff.
Speaker 5: Is it's drawn out crazy? It's too much?
Speaker 3: Just I mean, is it her just extending it just
Speaker 3: to drive him crazy.
Speaker 5: But that's the case. The lawyer kind of deserves all
Speaker 5: that money. Like it's been a mess.
Speaker 3: I'm saying though, if they have to keep going back
Speaker 3: to court, is that just her because he's having to
Speaker 3: pay the legal fees? So yeah, she's just keeping them
Speaker 3: in or she really wants that money. Both? Maybe both? Yeah,
Speaker 3: maybe both. Kyle Rudolph. And then if a football player
Speaker 3: said an interview that Tom Brady would have an empty
Speaker 3: locker next to his locker, Ray, were you the one
Speaker 3: telling me about this?
Speaker 4: Yep?
Speaker 3: And then he would have Tom Brady or tom Brady
Speaker 3: would have people just put stuff there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all his teammates because they knew kids, family members,
Speaker 1: everybody wants Tom Brady's a goat his autographed. So he said,
Speaker 1: he was so cool, we just have the locker sitting there.
Speaker 1: Everybody would just place it there. And it was just
Speaker 1: known when he was done with practice, he'd sign everything.
Speaker 1: You'd go back to the locker and get it out
Speaker 1: of there. So he had an empty locker.
Speaker 3: It was so cool.
Speaker 2: I'll start doing that here.
Speaker 3: And it kept people from two He'd be like, hey man,
Speaker 3: will you sign this? Hey, Matt, so everybody won. He
Speaker 3: would sign it, and then it wasn't uncomfortable where people
Speaker 3: would have to go up to and be like, hey man,
Speaker 3: will you sign this?
Speaker 1: We got to do that same thing around here, dude,
Speaker 1: with what books, pictures and stuff do we need you
Speaker 1: to sign me? I know a lunchbox that he would
Speaker 1: I'll do it right. But I'm just saying he doesn't
Speaker 1: have as much media type stuff out there. You got
Speaker 1: the tour going on. If we needed tickets, we'd just
Speaker 1: a little request there on the desk or something.
Speaker 3: Now we're getting to it. If you want eighty bucks.
Speaker 5: I just take that.
Speaker 3: Leave some money, all right? Is there anything else that
Speaker 3: I want to do here? About to do interview? So
Speaker 3: we've got to get off here. But it looks like
Speaker 3: let's do a billionaire story, Mike, and then we'll call
Speaker 3: it here. So this is a bending a billionaire spending
Speaker 3: compared to the average American. Okay, so Steven Spielberg donated
Speaker 3: money to this the folks that are striking, the writers strike. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so he's worth four point eight billion dollars. I saw
Speaker 3: his yacht. It looks awesome.
Speaker 5: Gosh, four point eight billion billion.
Speaker 3: So if we spent one dollar the average American, it'd
Speaker 3: be like Steven Spielberg spending twenty seven hundred ten dollars.
Speaker 3: So the average American one dollar is Steven Spilberg's twenty
Speaker 3: seven hundred.
Speaker 4: Bucks, what's eighty dollars times exactly?
Speaker 6: So, So I mean that's that's why you donate, right,
Speaker 6: Like you can donate basically, Steven.
Speaker 3: Spilburg till one hundred and sixty thousand dollars from me.
Speaker 4: Wow, okay, here go yeah, see wow.
Speaker 6: Listen, whenever you go to the communit story, you leave
Speaker 6: a dollar or a tip whatever they hears it. Here's
Speaker 6: an extra buck, Like that's two hundred thousand dollars that
Speaker 6: he can just give to someone.
Speaker 3: It's two thousand, seven hundred dollars one dollar. Yeah, if
Speaker 3: we spend one hundred bucks, it's like him spending two
Speaker 3: hundred and seventy one thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: There you go.
Speaker 3: Steven Spielberg donating one point five million dollars would be
Speaker 3: like the average American donating one thousand bucks. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: Here are some stats about what it is relative costs
Speaker 3: the average American billionaire versus the average American who makes
Speaker 3: sixty thousand dollars a year. That's the average American salary.
Speaker 3: The actual cost for dinner for two at this really
Speaker 3: expensive place in New York City called Masa. Is that
Speaker 3: where you saw a straight night? No, that was the MoMA.
Speaker 3: Oh I thought it was the mess the MoMA. The
Speaker 3: actual cost is eleven hundred ninety dollars for dinner here
Speaker 3: for two, which is crazy. But to Spielberg eighty eight cents.
Speaker 3: What it feels like that is it's crazy.
Speaker 2: I need that life, but he worked for it. I'm
Speaker 2: working too, man.
Speaker 3: Average annual household food spend eight thousand dollars for Americans,
Speaker 3: it feels like five bucks. To Steven Spielberg, it's just crazy.
Speaker 3: Down payment on a house US median home price is
Speaker 3: tw hundred fifty six thousand bucks. The actual cost is
Speaker 3: fifty one thousand bucks. But the relative cost to like
Speaker 3: Steven Spielberg thirty seven dollars. It's like he's paying thirty seven. Oh,
Speaker 3: that's crazy. A downpayment on a three point five million
Speaker 3: dollar mansion in Malibu, California. Actual cost seven hundred thousand dollars,
Speaker 3: his price five hundred bucks. What I feel like for
Speaker 3: the down payment, that's crazy. You need that life like drugs.
Speaker 2: I do need that life.
Speaker 3: Man, Why does he still work? Probably loves it. That's
Speaker 3: probably why he made so much money too. He loved it,
Speaker 3: so he was good at it and he wanted to
Speaker 3: get better at it because he loved it.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of people that love their job. They
Speaker 2: don't make that money, sure, but like look at those
Speaker 2: people that work like nonprofit They work there and they
Speaker 2: don't make any.
Speaker 3: But that's not what you asked. You're like, why does
Speaker 3: he still work? I said, because he loved it.
Speaker 4: Happens to be in a profession where he could get
Speaker 4: paid a lot.
Speaker 3: And also he's in a profession where you don't get
Speaker 3: paid anything either. There's a lot of people who right, I've
Speaker 3: done it. Yeah, yeah, and he can just chill for
Speaker 3: a year.
Speaker 4: And to that point, if he hadn't made it and
Speaker 4: blown up, he'd probably still be trying to do what
Speaker 4: he loves making nothing.
Speaker 3: You just want to make money, regardless how miserable you are.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so I wanted to just so then I
Speaker 2: can quit being miserable.
Speaker 3: Would you just lay in poop all day for eight
Speaker 3: hours a day if they paid you half million dollars
Speaker 3: a year? Yeah, eight hours that you just lay in
Speaker 3: different people's poop all day.
Speaker 5: Yeah, for sure, talking about Yeah, all right, let's do it.
Speaker 3: Let's see.
Speaker 5: Spielberg has six kids. Man, that's pretty good.
Speaker 3: They're going to live a good life by already. Are
Speaker 3: probably not going to be a new thing to them.
Speaker 3: All Right, we're done here, Thank you all post show
Speaker 3: is over. Have a good day, everybody,