Speaker 1: Forever. Hey, Hi, Hello, Hello, is it me looking for.
Speaker 2: Lione old Ritchie in his big ass head? Did you
Speaker 2: guys see that video? Do you remember the video?
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a blind student in his like art class
Speaker 3: or something that's making a sculpture of his big ass head.
Speaker 1: But I couldn't get past you know, his hair, that
Speaker 1: like drippy ass Jerry Curl.
Speaker 2: That's what they were doing back in the day. I couldn't.
Speaker 2: I was just like, there's too much product.
Speaker 1: Like I would hate to be near him because I
Speaker 1: feel like I would just get a Jerry Curl just
Speaker 1: standing next.
Speaker 3: Contact high, Yeah, contact high. But I feel like that
Speaker 3: was what they were doing with their hair.
Speaker 1: What is that eighties? Late eight I don't know. It
Speaker 1: was before our time was seventies. Wasn't nobody on the
Speaker 1: studio live one?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I know nothing about it? But can we like so
Speaker 2: we talked to I don't know.
Speaker 3: I just I'm trying to imagine what people's pillows used
Speaker 3: to look like gonna do when Jerry Curl came over,
Speaker 3: Like you just sleep.
Speaker 1: On a sponge, that's all it is. You know, those
Speaker 1: spongy type pillows like.
Speaker 2: The Sharper image. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what you sleep on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, memory phone, that's what exactly where you finish my sentences.
Speaker 2: And I love it. That's why we are friends.
Speaker 1: Friends. How many of us have them? Friends?
Speaker 2: Marie?
Speaker 1: So we started it off, you know, me being very ratchet.
Speaker 2: I'm taking my taking her braids out.
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm in Compton watching someone you know,
Speaker 3: do the hair on the porch.
Speaker 1: It's very Friday it is. You look like can I
Speaker 1: borrow your VSA? You look like she's gonna be a crackhead.
Speaker 1: Crackheads don't take their braids out. Their braids fall out. Okay,
Speaker 1: and Andrew is looking at the experience like, ah, this
Speaker 1: is the Black Natural History Museum right now.
Speaker 4: Wait, so you're just putting it on the floor.
Speaker 1: This is my home, friend, and you know she's gonna
Speaker 1: leave him right there. I will not, I will pick
Speaker 1: it up. I've been raised better than that. I should
Speaker 1: have had a plastic bag, but you definitely should have
Speaker 1: a plastic I should.
Speaker 2: Have had a plastic bag.
Speaker 1: But you know, all we have is brown bags here,
Speaker 1: and you know my hair doesn't deserve to be in
Speaker 1: a brown bag.
Speaker 4: But so what do you do with this?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 4: That's just okay?
Speaker 1: We can't reuse this. It's an out real hair, honey,
Speaker 1: it's since attique.
Speaker 3: I mean, if she wanted to reuse it, she could,
Speaker 3: but I mean, you cut them too high.
Speaker 2: What how do you reuse this? First of all, this
Speaker 2: is dirty as fluck, but also how long? How long
Speaker 2: you leave your braisen for? Like a month?
Speaker 1: Maybe it depends, It depends if it looks really fuzzy
Speaker 1: and messy. It's just like I got to take it out.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, you have a nice blouse on, you
Speaker 3: go into the hair salon, real cute today.
Speaker 2: Well, darling a weather shirt yesterday walk a shame blouse.
Speaker 1: I can tell about the fact that it ain't wow
Speaker 1: you dragon fruit, he said, I can't tell.
Speaker 2: What's more raggedy? Your shirt?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Your hand?
Speaker 4: Oh it's pressed.
Speaker 1: Like you you're pressed, press, press, press, press, You're pressed on
Speaker 1: the pod.
Speaker 2: Shut up?
Speaker 1: You see, this is what happens when you get these
Speaker 1: people a mike. Those people now.
Speaker 4: I listened back to the Ashley episode We're friends. I
Speaker 4: feel bad for being mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you mean to me? What do you think, Marie?
Speaker 2: I feel like, y'all, I don't think that Andrew is
Speaker 2: mean to you. I think that you Andrew. What, No,
Speaker 2: you're first of all a mean person, So we don't
Speaker 2: even want your.
Speaker 3: And me and Andrew did not go back and forth
Speaker 3: on the Ashley episode or the episode before that, or
Speaker 3: the episode before that.
Speaker 2: Well, first of all, Andrew is scared of you. So
Speaker 2: Andrew's not scared of me. Andrew is in love with me.
Speaker 4: I'm not scared of Marie exactly. I just felt bad
Speaker 4: for calling you out in front of.
Speaker 2: In front of company, in front of company.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was very unprofessional. It's not like producer like
Speaker 1: all of but you know.
Speaker 2: Well this is casual here, you know, it's forever loose. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you asking me to moan in the last.
Speaker 1: What's wrong with that? I mean, the people want to know.
Speaker 2: The people just give us.
Speaker 3: Okay, Sidney, you got to pick a legsis. He said,
Speaker 3: it's either professional or or not. This is professional unofficial expert.
Speaker 1: Well, I think this is the only podcast that has
Speaker 1: their producer on the mic.
Speaker 4: Uh No, what makes you saying now? I got upgraded.
Speaker 1: Because Larry is a fan of this podcast. Ah, don't
Speaker 1: do it, don't you dare, don't you don't you there?
Speaker 1: There is no thanks. Somebody gives no thanks to us.
Speaker 1: Huh huh, said you want to have to give you
Speaker 1: some glory, which no, no, I'm just saying, just don't forget.
Speaker 4: I got you a bagel this morning and you haven't
Speaker 4: touched it.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm going to eat it. You know, Guys, I
Speaker 1: just started zolof So my appetite is weird. Geez thinks
Speaker 1: a lot.
Speaker 2: So what does it mean you're not hungry at all
Speaker 2: or you're always hungry?
Speaker 1: No, my appetite is weird. Like I just I can't
Speaker 1: eat because I feel nauseous. Well, aren't you just supposed
Speaker 1: to eat before you take your seat? I had something
Speaker 1: to eat before. What did you have?
Speaker 3: I had a pancake, A pancake, Sydney. That's not eating.
Speaker 3: I aw a pancake one, not even a stack.
Speaker 1: I had something in my stomach, but I felt nauseous.
Speaker 2: I'm sick.
Speaker 1: Don't talk to me like this, Sydney.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to help you.
Speaker 3: You're supposed to eat something before you take this medicine.
Speaker 1: And you said you had a pancake. I had one
Speaker 1: pancake and it was good enough for me to put
Speaker 1: something in my mouth.
Speaker 3: No, but if you don't eat enough, you'll be nauseous,
Speaker 3: are you not?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: No, if I eat too much, which I did yesterday,
Speaker 1: I still felt sick. So it doesn't matter long as
Speaker 1: I have something in my stomach.
Speaker 3: Sydney, I'm I think you need to check what a
Speaker 3: professional on this, But I feel like you're doing it wrong.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: They said to eat in which I've been eating.
Speaker 1: But I also am like, I feel nauseous, so I
Speaker 1: can't eat everything I eat enough, Thank you, doctor Fauston.
Speaker 3: Okay, Sydney, you're telling me that you got an issue.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to help you fix it, and you're telling
Speaker 3: me that what I'm saying is not what it is.
Speaker 2: So you're just gonna keep doing what you're doing.
Speaker 1: So what you doing, I'm gonna try to eat more,
Speaker 1: But it's just my appetites weird.
Speaker 2: What do you think?
Speaker 4: Well, last episode you were talking about that you were
Speaker 4: eating too much. Yes at the diner. Yes, you're eating
Speaker 4: a lot.
Speaker 3: No, she's said that she's eating less, she eaten better,
Speaker 3: she eating clean. Now she only eats six fried chicken wings.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's how many comes in in order, bitch,
Speaker 1: none of a celery. You don't even look at that.
Speaker 1: She's like what's that green stick that water, that watery
Speaker 1: green stick.
Speaker 2: But yeah, so go ahead and your fish.
Speaker 4: But then, yeah, you can't eat when you're nauseous.
Speaker 3: But you also shouldn't take the pills on a nippy'
Speaker 3: stomach because that makes you nauseous.
Speaker 1: Wanting a whole pancake. Look at that come through shod.
Speaker 1: That's the shod.
Speaker 2: Shodd.
Speaker 1: That is style, shy and shoddy with a buddy.
Speaker 2: Well, you know that's just what happened.
Speaker 1: Well, they said it's.
Speaker 3: Gonna take you some two weeks, so you know, you
Speaker 3: fight through this for the next two weeks.
Speaker 2: Who else is on meds that listens to the pod?
Speaker 1: Well, I feel like all of y'all because the way
Speaker 1: y'all be in the DMS, I'm like everybody's everybody.
Speaker 3: Is everything that we share. Someone is like, oh, I
Speaker 3: too have banged a homeless man. Yeah, I too have HPV.
Speaker 2: I got my results back from my biopsy.
Speaker 1: Don't have HPV. Okay, so look at that. God, let's
Speaker 1: talk about that. What does that?
Speaker 2: How does that make sense?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 3: I guess it because there's no cure for it. It
Speaker 3: goes away on its own time. So when I initially
Speaker 3: got tested in July, I must have had it, right,
Speaker 3: And then when I got my biopsy in September, it
Speaker 3: was gone, hmm, my God always provides.
Speaker 2: But how did they test it before? Did you get
Speaker 2: a paps mare?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: My paps mare came back abnormal and they're like, you
Speaker 2: probably got it.
Speaker 3: Oh, but that's probably. That doesn't mean that you have
Speaker 3: But that's what they said to me in the letter.
Speaker 3: And then when I went in for my biopsy, they
Speaker 3: were like, no, you got it.
Speaker 2: And I was like, but the letter didn't say but
Speaker 2: they didn't.
Speaker 1: They said that before you before you took the biop c.
Speaker 1: Because then they go in after this the papsme, that's
Speaker 1: that was abnormal. R go in and they like, I
Speaker 1: told you they cut a piece of my cerface off.
Speaker 1: But yeah, but they did the biopsy and that's how
Speaker 1: you know for sure that I don't have it.
Speaker 2: Since that's malpractice, you can sue him for telling you.
Speaker 1: That you had HPV city I had it in July.
Speaker 1: I don't have it in September. No, but they did
Speaker 1: not know for sure. They just told you that. They
Speaker 1: think that you have no.
Speaker 4: Lawyer.
Speaker 1: Okay, now she now she's a doctor. That's malpractice. Marie okay,
Speaker 1: Jacobia Meyers okay, Seleno and Barnes, God, God, she thank you.
Speaker 1: I mean they they didn't know for sure that you
Speaker 1: had HPV. They took a pap smear and it was abnormal.
Speaker 1: That doesn't mean that you have HBV. That's malpractice.
Speaker 3: It's my parenthood. You know, I played out of pocket.
Speaker 3: I ain't got no shurance. So like whatever he told me,
Speaker 3: I was just like, this is what it is. You know,
Speaker 3: I didn't really.
Speaker 1: Oh is that slander? Slander? Slander on peepee? Shot shot?
Speaker 1: You're shotting a peep peepee, which is honestly the I
Speaker 1: I love plant parenthood.
Speaker 2: It's been through so many times with me, or you've
Speaker 2: been through so many things, so many things have gone
Speaker 2: through and come out.
Speaker 3: I mean, and look at look at us now we
Speaker 3: can see clearly clearly now the rain is gone, the
Speaker 3: baby's gone.
Speaker 4: When you go to planned Parenthood to get like tested
Speaker 4: for STDs, they just prick your finger apparently. But like
Speaker 4: when you go to CDMD, they need to take like
Speaker 4: a whole vial.
Speaker 1: No Plant Parenthood takes. They take the saliva. They take
Speaker 1: the saliva, and they've taken blood too, and they take
Speaker 1: cooch swabs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so which plant parents are you going to do?
Speaker 4: You must be going to Like, I've never been to
Speaker 4: a plan so what the you talk about?
Speaker 2: Someone?
Speaker 4: They said that they suggest going to planned parenthood.
Speaker 2: Instead because they take less blood.
Speaker 4: It's just like they just prick your finger and they
Speaker 4: tests you were the same thing.
Speaker 2: No, honey, need everything, take it all. I don't care.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I need my blood in my body. I've never donated
Speaker 3: blood because I need it.
Speaker 1: No, I don't donate blood, but I want to make sure,
Speaker 1: like maybe the swap thing doesn't work.
Speaker 2: Makes just test my blood make sure. I think it
Speaker 2: depends on what they're testing for.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're like test for everything, then they gonna
Speaker 3: do all the different types of tests.
Speaker 4: Yes, I guess. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Since this is why you should never talk to your
Speaker 1: friends about medical stuff, because we don't fucking know we.
Speaker 2: Are like we are web MD.
Speaker 3: I mean prior to this, papsmere this year, I hadn't
Speaker 3: been to the doctor in years, legit years, I mean,
Speaker 3: so screams just out here just HPV up. No, but
Speaker 3: you were never you didn't have h feet, we said,
Speaker 3: Sue Sydney.
Speaker 1: I probably have had it for like the last three
Speaker 1: years now, and then all of a sudden I went
Speaker 1: and got my past.
Speaker 3: That's finally hold on, hold on. Then I went to
Speaker 3: get my Pastmeir in July and it was still there.
Speaker 3: And then by the time I showed up in September,
Speaker 3: it was like, and we're.
Speaker 2: Out says that don't make no sense.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, it's one of those things that's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I've been I've been found out about
Speaker 1: and now I'm gonna gotta go. They're on it. You'll
Speaker 1: never get me Copples. It went on Travelocity and it
Speaker 1: was like, we gotta take a trip, packed a bag
Speaker 1: in my box. Yeah, I mean, it's fine. Whatever, I'm
Speaker 1: suing for you.
Speaker 2: I feel I feel good. What do y'all think? Nobody?
Speaker 1: I think you should take another biopsy. You will find
Speaker 1: out Sydney. No, I'm not getting it.
Speaker 2: They clipped a piece of me. A piece of me
Speaker 2: is gone.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is why I'm skinnier now.
Speaker 2: A part of my body is gone.
Speaker 1: It's so hot.
Speaker 2: To sig abye of a piece of Maurice's cood. Yeah
Speaker 2: it's gone anyway. Whatever. So a bunch of people shared
Speaker 2: that they had that. So that's interesting.
Speaker 3: But anytime we say something on the podcast, somebody's like,
Speaker 3: I too have done this.
Speaker 2: I killed about it. Two ones, blah blah blah, Like
Speaker 2: it's hilarious. Can y'all tell me about you know, the meds,
Speaker 2: the antidepressants. Who's on it? How do you feel?
Speaker 1: Tell me the ones that like really work? Because I'm
Speaker 1: want zoloft, but you know I'm on the generic kind,
Speaker 1: so it's not like brand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they didn't come in a pill bottle. It came
Speaker 2: in a little bad.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's my zolof is actually called Felicia Rashad.
Speaker 2: So it's generic.
Speaker 1: Is it zoloft or zoloftoft?
Speaker 2: Okay, so you got soloft two fs' off?
Speaker 1: Oh w f off?
Speaker 2: Yeah it has no l.
Speaker 1: Off.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you'll be fine. Friend.
Speaker 3: I'm happy that you started and you've changed. You made
Speaker 3: a lot of changes this week, so I'm proud of you.
Speaker 1: Baby.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm making changes.
Speaker 1: Uh, you know, just beds and relationships and stuff.
Speaker 2: Things. Things are changing. Do you want to eleborate? You
Speaker 2: don't have to if you don't want to, obviously.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: It's just this is a crazy time, crazy time for me.
Speaker 1: I feel like I can't go into twenty twenty doing
Speaker 1: the same stuff that I was doing before.
Speaker 2: So whatever that may be, twenty twenty, it's going to
Speaker 2: be different. You got to cry right now. I don't know.
Speaker 2: This stuff has got my emotions all fucked up. So
Speaker 2: we are fully prepared for some tears just list us
Speaker 2: in the studio or prepared if they come down.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm like low key always crying on the pod.
Speaker 1: So even when they don't know if I'm crying, I'm
Speaker 1: crying until you announce it, Sady, is that a tear?
Speaker 1: It's like, bitch, Like, what about the code?
Speaker 2: The girl code?
Speaker 3: The girl code is don't cry in the studio during
Speaker 3: the Unofficial Expert Podcast.
Speaker 2: Is that true? That's the code here? Andrew?
Speaker 4: Wait, when was the last time you've cried? Because I
Speaker 4: feel like you don't cry?
Speaker 1: Nah cried when I thought I was dying from HBD
Speaker 1: playing parents. Actually yeah, I believe that, yes, fully, like
Speaker 1: eyes welled with tears. And they were like, don't get
Speaker 1: a juice and some crackers and some lollipops, and I
Speaker 1: was like, these crackers is expired. That's when I started trying.
Speaker 1: I was like, well, when did these saltines get Delivered.
Speaker 1: Delivered was in nineteen and Marie cried with a tea cried.
Speaker 1: You cried, I cried, You cried. We cried together together
Speaker 1: free You cried when you have HBV.
Speaker 2: But meanwhile you were in the fucking group chat like
Speaker 2: it slip. No, it was.
Speaker 1: I was devastated, and you were like, it's fine. Everybody
Speaker 1: has it. Not me though, and I was like ah.
Speaker 1: I was like, I gotta go home.
Speaker 2: Yo.
Speaker 1: You were you the way you plan. I was in
Speaker 1: the middle of moving out of my apartment, like.
Speaker 2: I just it was.
Speaker 3: I was because I was like, I have cervical cancer.
Speaker 3: I have cancer, and I don't have insurance and I
Speaker 3: don't know how I'm to pay for this. And this
Speaker 3: girl that I used to follow on Instagram died of
Speaker 3: cancer and I watched her post like every day or
Speaker 3: every week or whatever, and I watched her body.
Speaker 1: Change and then she was gone. And then I went
Speaker 1: to this thing and they were like, well, you know,
Speaker 1: after a certain age, if you have it, it might
Speaker 1: turn into cervical cancer. And I was like what And
Speaker 1: they were like, Okay, I want to go get some juice.
Speaker 1: And I text you guys, and you guys were like,
Speaker 1: it's fine, it's fine, Marie. I was like, if you died,
Speaker 1: I would like, my god, Sydney, I can't, Marie, you
Speaker 1: can't say stuff like that, Oh my god, friend, stop crying.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's aloft.
Speaker 2: We hate y'all. He's really crying.
Speaker 1: Please wipe your tears with your braid's friend, Sydney. I
Speaker 1: don't know what I would do. I would I would
Speaker 1: if I devastated. Would you give a speech at my funeral?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I would be those people that like wouldn't be able
Speaker 1: to get up or talk or anything.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't make it. You would be like one of
Speaker 2: like a go live, somebody go live. I'll be in
Speaker 2: another room. I can't make one of.
Speaker 3: Those dramatic black moms. Why yeah, you would cry harder
Speaker 3: than my mom cried. I would outshine you get I
Speaker 3: don't know. My mother only cries once every ten years,
Speaker 3: so yeah, she grow less than me. So yeah, she'd
Speaker 3: be saving her tears.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Wow, you've seen your mother cry before, Ramona?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, but it was just like it was one
Speaker 1: of those annoying like why you fucking crying? Like you
Speaker 1: just want us to feel sorry for you for no reason,
Speaker 1: but my aunt, That's what I forgot to say it.
Speaker 2: Uh. At my solo show, my aunt never cried. She
Speaker 2: would go.
Speaker 1: Out side in like the middle of the night and
Speaker 1: cry outside.
Speaker 2: That's worse.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, she would not. She would not let us
Speaker 1: see her cry. So how do you know she was
Speaker 1: going outside to do it? I would hear like some
Speaker 1: like weeping, weeping, and then she would she would come
Speaker 1: in and close the door, and I would be like,
Speaker 1: what just happened? And then the next day somebody had died,
Speaker 1: like she probably had found out that someone died, went outside,
Speaker 1: and then we find out the next morning that you know, uncle,
Speaker 1: Uncle sugar Doo died.
Speaker 2: Uncle sugar Doo, may he rest in peace.
Speaker 1: May he rest in peace? Who also put real locks
Speaker 1: on his refrigerator.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a real person, sugar Do.
Speaker 1: I thought we were just maybe No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: Uncle she could do was a real person.
Speaker 1: Sugar Do lived in Little Rock, Arkansas and had the
Speaker 1: dustiest refrigerator and swore everybody was stealing his food and
Speaker 1: put a real lock and chain around his fucking frigidaire fridgina.
Speaker 1: That is old school, Yeah, girl, I know I'm reading. Uh,
Speaker 1: or I was reading Taraji p Henson's book Around the
Speaker 1: Way Girl, and she has a story similar like her
Speaker 1: great uncle or great grandfather or whatever down South when she.
Speaker 2: Was growing up. It was that her, yeah, would put
Speaker 2: a chain on the fridge.
Speaker 1: The house was so dirty that I was like, what
Speaker 1: makes you think that we want any of the food
Speaker 1: that's in here?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Well, you know what, Maybe it's not Toagipans. Maybe it's
Speaker 2: a different book.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's a book called Rabbit Work Ray. But I
Speaker 1: love that you're reading these books.
Speaker 3: Well, yes, because I started these books and have nothingish.
Speaker 3: Well I finished Rabbit But anyway, that's what uncle.
Speaker 2: She could do.
Speaker 3: Sounds like a car like Proud Family spin off. I
Speaker 3: would watch un Let's write that.
Speaker 1: Everything. Yeah, he had he had roaches, his biggest cats. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like like Mosquito's biggest bird.
Speaker 2: Where was this Mississippi? Little Rock, Arkansas? Well, I feel
Speaker 2: like the bugs are bigger in the South. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And my my grandmother would make us take a greyhound
Speaker 1: from New York too, Little Rock, and it was the
Speaker 1: worst experience that I've ever ever had in my entire life.
Speaker 1: She would fried chicken and have brownies and You're like, oh,
Speaker 1: we're about to get on this bus. It's about to
Speaker 1: be popping. And then there would be so many like layovers.
Speaker 1: We had to stop in different places to get to
Speaker 1: Little Rock. By the time we'd eat the chicken, it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's all soggy. It hasn't been refrigerated. It took us
Speaker 1: like two days to get there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but when the fried chicken is fresh, fresh, it's good.
Speaker 3: When it's fresh, it's good. And then like, even if
Speaker 3: it's like a little bit soggy from being in the tubbleware,
Speaker 3: it's still good. If it hasn't been in the fridge,
Speaker 3: I feel like that's a good thing. It's not cold
Speaker 3: and soggy, it's just soggy and room tamp.
Speaker 2: It was the worst. I'm so glad that you're alive, Marie.
Speaker 2: Thank you. I've been thinking about death a lot recently. Oh,
Speaker 2: your sadess. You might need to go to therapy. I
Speaker 2: think I need to go to therapy. Also.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm also twenty twenty, not gonna start the year
Speaker 3: like this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so go.
Speaker 3: I've been like, I'm very uh like a way of
Speaker 3: how mortal I am?
Speaker 1: Does that make sense?
Speaker 2: Morbid mortal?
Speaker 1: Like I'm not immortal, like I will die one day.
Speaker 3: I could fall down, Like if I walked down the
Speaker 3: stairs too fast, I could slip and million dollar baby myself.
Speaker 2: I've said this before.
Speaker 3: Or like if if it's raining and the sidewalk is
Speaker 3: wet and there's leaves on the ground, I'd be.
Speaker 1: Like, whoa, let me slow down.
Speaker 2: I'm walking.
Speaker 1: I'm walking like an old person. I'm afraid that I'm
Speaker 1: gonna fall and break my hip or something. Okay, so
Speaker 1: maybe not die, but definitely hurt myself. Okay, but you're
Speaker 1: that's like fear though, Yeah, but it's something that is
Speaker 1: getting worse. I'm like, oh, I'm gonna hurt myself if
Speaker 1: I walk too fast.
Speaker 2: Is that scared?
Speaker 1: But meanwhile, you're doing all the things like you took
Speaker 1: a whole fucking trip by yourself.
Speaker 2: Wasn't scared of that.
Speaker 3: I was scared that I was gonna get kidnapped. Okay,
Speaker 3: well let's talk about let's talk about what happened last night.
Speaker 1: So last night, I was supposed to go on a
Speaker 1: date with this guy and I was taking too long
Speaker 1: to respond to him on Tinder, so he was like, well,
Speaker 1: can we reschedule?
Speaker 3: I made other plans. You took too long to respond,
Speaker 3: which you do, which I did? Wine, what do you
Speaker 3: do that to me?
Speaker 2: Thank you so much? But I don't have none to do,
Speaker 2: so I'll be like okay, yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm so available. Yeah, so you'll be having stuff to do.
Speaker 1: Shut up.
Speaker 3: You'd be in and out of LA and I'd be like, well,
Speaker 3: I guess I'm just gonna I'd be like a little
Speaker 3: Smith in the episode where his dad didn't come see him,
Speaker 3: Why don't you want me?
Speaker 5: That?
Speaker 1: Would that be me?
Speaker 2: When you're in LA. I'd be like, damn, no one
Speaker 2: wants to hang out with me.
Speaker 1: No, why you don't want me back? And then I
Speaker 1: face time you while I'm in LA and I'm like, hey, Marie,
Speaker 1: I have no one to hang out with U. Miss you.
Speaker 2: Wish you were here. And I'd be like, ah, I
Speaker 2: didn't know that we had a FaceTime schedule. I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna pick up after you do this story. I haven't
Speaker 2: had a story for you. Okay, I appreciate it. I
Speaker 2: can't wait to hear it. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So this guy was like, okay, well I made other plans,
Speaker 3: but can I have your number?
Speaker 2: Can we text?
Speaker 3: That'll be faster, and I was like sure, I gave
Speaker 3: him my number, and we were talking, and I guess
Speaker 3: he realized that, oh, she's kind of cool.
Speaker 2: He was like, oh, my friend is canceled on me.
Speaker 2: Oh he checked your Instagram. I didn't give him my
Speaker 2: Instagram or man, my last name is not on any
Speaker 2: of my.
Speaker 1: He probably was like he probably put in your whole
Speaker 1: description comedian Marie Haitian.
Speaker 3: He don't know none of that about me though. He
Speaker 3: just knows that I'm my name. I didn't even he
Speaker 3: doesn't know that I do comedy. Oh, because that's not
Speaker 3: anywhere on my profile. No standing on stage holding microphone
Speaker 3: pics name anyway. Oh that was shod, so shod, because
Speaker 3: a lot of comics they be having these photos on
Speaker 3: stage and you'd be like, this is a basement show.
Speaker 2: It's two people watching you perform.
Speaker 1: I was there.
Speaker 3: You bomb you bombed, you not even funny anyway. So
Speaker 3: he was like, my friend's canceled on me. If you
Speaker 3: still want.
Speaker 1: To meet, and I was like I didn't really want
Speaker 1: to meet anymore.
Speaker 3: But I was like, yeah, I'm getting a haircut at
Speaker 3: the barber shop. I will message you when I get home.
Speaker 3: So we're talking and he just kept steering the conversation
Speaker 3: back to sex related things, and I was like, low
Speaker 3: key offen.
Speaker 2: I was like, should I be offended? Like via text?
Speaker 1: Via text?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Like what? Like?
Speaker 3: He was like we were having a regular conversation and
Speaker 3: he was like, what's your favorite sexual position?
Speaker 1: Nigga? And I was like we first of all, you're
Speaker 1: terrible at sexing. That's not how you started up. I
Speaker 1: was like, you asked what do you like to eat?
Speaker 1: And then be like do you also like a no,
Speaker 1: what do you like to eat? Do you like, have
Speaker 1: you ever eaten pussy or something?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Like connected nick is small and d sir? Right?
Speaker 2: What's your favorite position in sex?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 2: I was texting Carolina at the time, and I was
Speaker 2: like should I be offended?
Speaker 1: And she was like hmm.
Speaker 3: She was like answer the question and then ask him
Speaker 3: another non sex related question and see what he does work.
Speaker 3: So I was like, well, what is my favorite position
Speaker 3: in sex? So I had to think about it and
Speaker 3: then I responded, what is it? I'm not going to
Speaker 3: say that on the podcast, Why Sydney? What is your
Speaker 3: favorite sex position? Any position that I don't have to
Speaker 3: do anything great? Love it same, but sometimes like to
Speaker 3: be on top or on tip. Andrew favorite sexual.
Speaker 4: Position missionary is always good for me?
Speaker 2: And wait, how do never mind?
Speaker 4: I don't want to know.
Speaker 2: That was because she's like, well, what is a game?
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, our holes are in the same general area.
Speaker 1: No they're not. Hall is not in the same They
Speaker 1: never had anal like missionary. Yes, that has hurt. That
Speaker 1: has hurt, and that the one of those amen. No,
Speaker 1: when I've had when it's gone in there, missionary is
Speaker 1: by accident. And I was like, I was like, Andrew, okay,
Speaker 1: So I answered the question and I was like, how
Speaker 1: is your Friday or what did you do today?
Speaker 3: Answered, and he let me see it in a different place.
Speaker 3: And then he was like, well, do you still want
Speaker 3: to get a drink? Blah blah blah blah blah. I
Speaker 3: said no because I was home eating smoking chicken wine.
Speaker 3: I was like eating my little Hello Fresh, you know,
Speaker 3: the chicken fajitas as my mother would say, living my
Speaker 3: best life. Then this other guy who I had matched
Speaker 3: with and exchanged numbers with weeks ago called me, and
Speaker 3: I was in the show, but I was in the shower.
Speaker 3: And then he messaged me and was like, hey, do
Speaker 3: you want to meet and get a drink, like downtown Brooklyn.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I stopped that far, that's around
Speaker 2: the way from me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I said, uh sure, sure, left my house at
Speaker 1: two o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 2: Clock in the you on your aprey. Oh seeze.
Speaker 3: I was like, because this is what I'm doing, right,
Speaker 3: because we watch we all watched rom coms, we all
Speaker 3: watch television shows, we all watch this stuff where like
Speaker 3: these these main characters get into these situations where you're like,
Speaker 3: that don't happen in real life, right, Like in real life,
Speaker 3: I wouldn't, like, I mean, so me leaving my house
Speaker 3: at twolalok in the morning was essentially when Sarasica Parker
Speaker 3: left her house in the Sex and the City movie
Speaker 3: to go celebrate New Year's with Miranda.
Speaker 1: You following you following a white woman and on an
Speaker 1: HBO show.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying because it was close to literally the
Speaker 3: uber was like four dollars like it was.
Speaker 1: It was quick.
Speaker 2: You couldn't walk.
Speaker 1: I could not. I could have walked, but I wasn't
Speaker 1: gonna two o'clock in the morning. But crazy, Oh am
Speaker 1: I crazy? Are you crazy? You're crazy? Anyway I got
Speaker 1: into I said I'm coming for one drink. I had
Speaker 1: one drink. Well. I love when somebody says I don't
Speaker 1: I don't normally do this, I'm coming.
Speaker 3: I didn't say I didn't normally do this. I was like,
Speaker 3: I'll come meet you, but I'm coming out for one drink.
Speaker 2: And he was like cool.
Speaker 3: So I get there. He got sunglasses. One in the.
Speaker 2: Bar says he's on Molly.
Speaker 3: He's wearing all black. He looked like shaft. I was like, oh, okay, well,
Speaker 3: and he was tall, he's six or five.
Speaker 2: Is he cute?
Speaker 1: He was you got a picture? Yes, let me see.
Speaker 1: I mean I can pull up yeah, pull it. I
Speaker 1: could pull a profiles thank you. But this guy, every
Speaker 1: single time we started a conversation, next he tied it
Speaker 1: back to someone he was banging that he met on Tinder.
Speaker 1: And I was like, so we were trying to we
Speaker 1: were talking and I was like, why, why are you
Speaker 1: wearing sunglasses? He was like oh, because he was like
Speaker 1: I met this girl on Tinder and we were back
Speaker 1: at her house and I was hooking up with her
Speaker 1: and she had a cat and I'm allergic to cats.
Speaker 1: And one of the cats, one of them, one of
Speaker 1: the one of the cat hairs went behind his eye
Speaker 1: and needed to get surgery to get it removed or something.
Speaker 1: I was like all of those lies to be like
Speaker 1: I was fucking in on his tender date. But every
Speaker 1: time I said something or asked the question, he would
Speaker 1: be like, oh, so this this person that I'm hooking
Speaker 1: up with from Tinder, And I was like, what, Like, ho, all, y'all,
Speaker 1: niggas is canceled tea with a t told there's a cat.
Speaker 2: There's a silent tea in the front and a loud
Speaker 2: tea at the.
Speaker 1: End, Like you know how many seas you put in thick?
Speaker 1: How many teas you putting on your canceled.
Speaker 3: Canceled anyway, So you know that we were I was there.
Speaker 3: I was out for like maybe an hour and a half.
Speaker 3: We had a drink and then I we went and
Speaker 3: got pizza and it was fine.
Speaker 2: So it wasn't that bad. I was hungry.
Speaker 4: Pizza by yourself?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like let me see you Yeah, let's see
Speaker 2: the photo. Okay, Well that's what I did last night.
Speaker 1: I went out for some raggedy pizza and a drink
Speaker 1: with shaft.
Speaker 3: Shaft Yeah, so that you know, what did you guys
Speaker 3: do last night. How like, did y'all stay up?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: I went to bed immediately.
Speaker 1: I was so out of it it was insane. But Marie,
Speaker 1: I'm glad that you went out and you know, you
Speaker 1: were adventurous and nothing happened. I mean it was like
Speaker 1: it's casual two o'clock in the morning. Is of course
Speaker 1: he had sunglasses on. That doesn't sound off brand for
Speaker 1: somebody hitting somebody up that late. He was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm surprised he didn't have a double bag. He was like,
Speaker 1: soe head in it. Yeah, no, a double bag to
Speaker 1: stay with it. He was like, oh, I'm at this bar.
Speaker 1: He was like, let me know when you're ready to
Speaker 1: leave your house, I'll send an uber for you.
Speaker 2: And I was like, so you can know where I live.
Speaker 1: Not tonight, bitch. I would have got an uber around
Speaker 1: the corner though in the morning. Yea, I needed I
Speaker 1: need door to door surface, but I want a door. Well,
Speaker 1: I would have took that over, but I put a
Speaker 1: different address. I'll put in my neighbor's address.
Speaker 2: Which is right next to my house. So if you come,
Speaker 2: if you stalking me and you come next door, you.
Speaker 1: Gonna catch me coming outside.
Speaker 3: No, you're gonna catch me coming outside my building because
Speaker 3: you're standing right next door. But you know what, there
Speaker 3: is kind of like a public place diagonally across from
Speaker 3: me that I could have.
Speaker 2: Landmarks you could have used.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, anyway, this dude, it was fine.
Speaker 2: Let me see.
Speaker 1: I think whenever you do these things like late night,
Speaker 1: you just screenshot it and send us to the group chat,
Speaker 1: so we know you were sleeping. I don't care you
Speaker 1: were knocked out.
Speaker 2: Not bad, He's not bad. You can right here. An artist. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's sketched. He asked if he could sketch me. Oh,
Speaker 2: you sent you send me this. Yeah, but that's how old.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. That's how old.
Speaker 4: Why does he want to wait until January.
Speaker 2: As a show.
Speaker 1: He's doing a show in January. He's an artist.
Speaker 2: Oh did I talk about my art day? Did I
Speaker 2: talk about that? No, you didn't talk about that.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying yes, the things that I wouldn't normally
Speaker 3: say yes to, just because it's like, well, something something
Speaker 3: that could happen that's interesting that I could talk about.
Speaker 2: Right. This is the second artist that I went out
Speaker 2: with in a week.
Speaker 4: Most of his pictures are his drawings. I don't think
Speaker 4: I like that.
Speaker 1: Why he's an artist, he's trying to show his work. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's his work site. Is he looks like that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the problem. He looks. He's tall and he's fine.
Speaker 1: He kind of looks like that comedian also had sex
Speaker 1: with in Newark. But also, can you can see the
Speaker 1: comedian that guy he was he's a comedian now, but
Speaker 1: he was in a comedian When I'm met Andrew.
Speaker 2: You can fully see his dick in these like race weapons.
Speaker 2: You didn't see that?
Speaker 4: Oh I didn't even see that. Yeah, what is the
Speaker 4: lighting here? I'm not with it, but you can see
Speaker 4: the dick.
Speaker 2: Dom he lives in a hospital.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he got a roommate.
Speaker 2: He asked, feel the very hospital. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm not doing that. And then the other dude that
Speaker 2: kept asking, like was with the sex stuff? Is this
Speaker 2: this man let's see?
Speaker 4: Okay, great?
Speaker 1: Oh bitch, but but but but when we were gonna
Speaker 1: decide to meet for a drink, he was like, can
Speaker 1: we do something closer to us?
Speaker 2: Because I picked something that tall?
Speaker 3: This guy he looks short. He's giving me. But you
Speaker 3: didn't meet up with him? No, I didn't because he
Speaker 3: was like, because I picked a bar that was close
Speaker 3: to my house. Because I was like, if I'm running
Speaker 3: out to meet you and this is trash, I can
Speaker 3: run back home.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, sick. Wait, that's the first picture. That's
Speaker 4: bold for the first picture.
Speaker 1: What he wants to do is have sex sisy Brown? Right,
Speaker 1: But where are we doing this?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: Because he was like, can we do a bar closer
Speaker 3: to us? And I was like to us, I said,
Speaker 3: where do you live, Sidney? He lives down by your
Speaker 3: neck of the woods. Oh, and I live where I live?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: He laying down that I'm trying to relocate, Dick.
Speaker 1: That relocation Dick.
Speaker 2: It's like I'm trying to move out.
Speaker 1: Of my spot into somebody else's. So I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to.
Speaker 3: I didn't want to meet him because I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not I'm bringing him back to my house.
Speaker 2: I'm just changing my sheets on Tuesday, Marie, are you
Speaker 2: out of your epring hole face?
Speaker 1: I feel like it's well, I just the way that
Speaker 1: this particular man it felt very like aggressively sexual.
Speaker 2: And it was like, I tell you what.
Speaker 1: She was doing all in Germany and West but that
Speaker 1: was that's on the road since domestically, domestically, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to like you want somebody to be like kind about it? No,
Speaker 1: I don't want you to be kind, but I need
Speaker 1: you to like. Can I meet you first? Can we
Speaker 1: meet for a drink?
Speaker 3: And I see if I even like you before you
Speaker 3: start asking me what I like sexually?
Speaker 1: Like, this might not affect you.
Speaker 2: Hold on, Marie, how is what did you do in
Speaker 2: the summertime? Though? How is you? How are you addressing
Speaker 2: people in the summer.
Speaker 1: You sound like him?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, no, no, no, Sidney.
Speaker 3: But that's that's why it didn't happen last night for me,
Speaker 3: because I'm allowed to I'm a woman.
Speaker 2: I'm allowed to change my mind.
Speaker 1: As Wendy Williams says, I'm allowed to be flip floppy.
Speaker 1: But if you're trying to bang me, I need to
Speaker 1: feel it needs to feel like a safe space. Also,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to East New York for your dick.
Speaker 2: So since that tells that's why you were turned off,
Speaker 2: you were like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you lived, if this guy messaged me in
Speaker 3: the morning, I would have I mean, I said yes
Speaker 3: for the other one, so I would have said yes
Speaker 3: for that, but he doesn't live close and it didn't
Speaker 3: sound like he was trying to jump in an uber
Speaker 3: to like even link up in my hood.
Speaker 1: So I was like, well Sinceklyn and he was like,
Speaker 1: what do you do? But we texted all night and
Speaker 1: he was like, what are you doing right now? And
Speaker 1: I was like, eating, smoking, drinking offlins for you. He
Speaker 1: was like, oh, that sounds nice. Why didn't you invite
Speaker 1: me relocating? You don't want to be any he does
Speaker 1: not want to be in Brownsville.
Speaker 3: You don't want to be Listen, that's what it is.
Speaker 3: I said, I don't know you. I don't I don't
Speaker 3: make it a habit of inviting strangers to my house.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, back at the ranch, but I've never no, I've
Speaker 1: never invited a stranger to my house.
Speaker 2: I've gone to their houses.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're not.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you murder me here, murder me here at the
Speaker 3: new house. I don't she with you, not messing up,
Speaker 3: you bringing a bad energy in here. I don't know you.
Speaker 2: I'm with you, sist, but I also know don't sound.
Speaker 1: Cis with the tsists. It we hate siss Okay, canceled
Speaker 1: though you're a cantat.
Speaker 2: Anyway, thoughts on what happened last night.
Speaker 4: Well, he looks so short, he looks tiny. Yeah, he's
Speaker 4: like five to seven top.
Speaker 2: He's five six probably honestly that guy.
Speaker 4: But he doesn't have anything in his tender bio exactly.
Speaker 4: That's alarming, alarming because it's.
Speaker 2: Like there's nothing in it. He doesn't have anything. He
Speaker 2: didn't write.
Speaker 4: Anything, there's nothing and so like to me, that's like
Speaker 4: saying like my pictures are enough, like you should want
Speaker 4: me just because of what I look like.
Speaker 3: But that's the energy he and and yes, he looks short,
Speaker 3: and he's super African.
Speaker 2: He is like the chain of Africa.
Speaker 1: When you're doing African. That he's aggressive, but but I
Speaker 1: feel like because he's so aggressive problematic, I just said, no,
Speaker 1: I feel like the sex with him would probably be great.
Speaker 1: Absolutely just looking, I'm looking, I look could be said
Speaker 1: I was looking. I looked for you have I I'm
Speaker 1: gay as hell, straight as fuck.
Speaker 2: Woo, that's much too Well.
Speaker 3: The beard is a little but maybe he's SI. So
Speaker 3: maybe meet him for a drink and then bang him
Speaker 3: the second or do you want me to be near?
Speaker 1: Maybe get meet him for a drink and I'll be
Speaker 1: near And if any thing is weird, I'll be.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, Sidney, you just start crying.
Speaker 1: No, I'll just wow. I cry one time on the pot.
Speaker 1: Now it's wow, Marie. I fucking opened up because I
Speaker 1: was wow because I just had a vision of.
Speaker 2: You not being here and it broke me down.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Sydney stop. Wow, Sydney stop it, sis stop?
Speaker 2: Are you gonna cry? Sisley? Sydney stop stip canceled, stopped, stopped.
Speaker 1: Anyway.
Speaker 3: My eyes hurt so I could cry. I'm tired, friend,
Speaker 3: I'm tired. I would till two three o'clock in the
Speaker 3: more stepped out at two. That's crazy.
Speaker 2: I'm proud of you.
Speaker 1: But let's talk about other things hard toivot.
Speaker 2: No, that was great, thank you for sharing. Uh not
Speaker 2: letting me do like, go ahead, what sho should we
Speaker 2: talk about? Uh? Somebody hitting this up about.
Speaker 1: What heres up? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's talk about it. So we got this merch out.
Speaker 2: It's cute. A lot of you guys are buying it.
Speaker 2: Ours is coming. Oh Andrew, did you order some sizes?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: The email I was attached on that email where they
Speaker 4: were like, hey, what are your sizes? Only addressing both
Speaker 4: of you, and I was.
Speaker 2: Like, why didn't you get in there and see don't
Speaker 2: email you should have been. I have to order. I
Speaker 2: need to order some.
Speaker 1: For the show because I feel like they are not
Speaker 1: going to give us enough.
Speaker 2: How long will it take? I don't know. I'll overnight.
Speaker 3: We should do it now, now, don't overnight to do
Speaker 3: it now. After we get off this episode, we'll order some.
Speaker 3: So we have shirts at the live show face.
Speaker 2: Yes, ma'am for purchase for sale.
Speaker 1: Well, I owe star, I star. You send me your sizes.
Speaker 1: I got you, boo. I'm going to order yours.
Speaker 2: That's what we'll do.
Speaker 1: Andrew. When we order the shirts, tell us what size
Speaker 1: you want, what size you wear a small man?
Speaker 2: And what it's I think it's unisex.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right?
Speaker 1: Styles?
Speaker 4: Oh I want the baby.
Speaker 1: Yellow or white baby? Yeah.
Speaker 2: I feel like people aren't into the yellow as much,
Speaker 2: but I like the yellow.
Speaker 4: I love the yellow. Yeah. Whatever, we have good cushion.
Speaker 4: I don't want good cushion. Game Sorry, wow, not good.
Speaker 4: That's the one that you know.
Speaker 2: It's it's it's actually supposed to be. It's yeah, it's funny.
Speaker 1: There's no such thing as a good Christian gay cool,
Speaker 1: it's cool church you know you can be gay and
Speaker 1: Christian and good that this doesn't.
Speaker 4: Make any sense and I love that's merch though, that's merch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we do that merch.
Speaker 3: Okay, so that in a small and yellow baby because
Speaker 3: you're not wearing you pray ho if you not wearing
Speaker 3: good Christian.
Speaker 2: Gay Yep, that's true.
Speaker 4: Hell yeah, I don't know. That's me okay, but you are.
Speaker 4: I'm not eating now and I'm not praying you're not eating.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: Wow, it's a lot. I feel like you lying.
Speaker 4: You think you know what I do.
Speaker 3: Say that you don't really do know you'll be laying
Speaker 3: the end. You said, wow, that's enough. Did you hear
Speaker 3: being aggressive today? It's because my hair is platin.
Speaker 2: I think you need to slow down. Cisco ev. You
Speaker 2: got a pit bull in your skirt whatever I think
Speaker 2: she was the pit bull whatever it was out of
Speaker 2: pit bull in her skirt. Well, it feels like a
Speaker 2: pit bull is coming off your neck.
Speaker 3: Were your friendly when I said that, Yes, we do, Sydney,
Speaker 3: We're not talking to you, sist. So somebody hit us
Speaker 3: up and they were like, well, the name the merch
Speaker 3: sounds like the name of our podcast, and we love
Speaker 3: them them no, I love them, we like them, they're great,
Speaker 3: but eat pray and they're like, did you guys trademark this?
Speaker 3: This is like the kind of the name of our podcast.
Speaker 2: Kind of and it's actually kind of the name of
Speaker 2: Julia Roberts movie.
Speaker 1: It's literally mimicking the Julia Roberts movie because I did
Speaker 1: what she did well whatever, but the book, the movie,
Speaker 1: the book, the movie, yet you know what it is
Speaker 1: whatever with the macaroni letter pray Home, Eat Pray Love.
Speaker 1: But that's what I did.
Speaker 3: I went on a trip, like she went on a
Speaker 3: trip and did you know, cooler stuff than what she did.
Speaker 3: But these people were like, well.
Speaker 2: Don't say these people.
Speaker 1: They're also well I'm saying these people because I'm not
Speaker 1: going to say their name, right, but they so what
Speaker 1: am I supposed to say?
Speaker 2: I don't know how how do we go? We don't
Speaker 2: know the diplomats.
Speaker 1: But it's just like, but everybody, everybody has podcast names,
Speaker 1: and everybody has like sayings and stuff, and we understand,
Speaker 1: you know, how people might have similarity, but you can't
Speaker 1: just assume like, oh, that's is this from us, and
Speaker 1: it's like, really, yeah, we went on your podcast, would
Speaker 1: be that silly. We went right.
Speaker 2: They were like, well, how long have you'all been saying
Speaker 2: this is this? And it was like, is this treadmark?
Speaker 1: It is now?
Speaker 2: It is now said? He was like, I was like,
Speaker 2: it is absolutely trademarked teammed. I don't know so.
Speaker 3: But then today I was on line and I saw
Speaker 3: a podcast called Eat Prey Judge and there's one called
Speaker 3: eat Pray God or something.
Speaker 2: Like that, like eat Pray Britney spears. Okay, so what
Speaker 2: it was?
Speaker 5: You?
Speaker 1: You going in after everybody?
Speaker 3: Are you also sliding in Julia Roberts inbox saying well
Speaker 3: you pray love sounds a lot like our Like.
Speaker 1: What what you're gonna say? I don't know anyway, but
Speaker 1: that was keep by the shirt is what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: And make sure y'all shout out unofficial expert.
Speaker 2: Please aunofficial expert to the tea with the two teas
Speaker 2: and then what else do I have? Uh, Marie, I
Speaker 2: don't know how I'm gonna go forward. Will you breaking
Speaker 2: up with me?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: In relationships, I think that people will feel a certain
Speaker 1: kind of way because I I feel like we've been
Speaker 1: friends for so long, and when it comes down to it,
Speaker 1: it's like you know, will I pick my girlfriend or
Speaker 1: whatever or over you or whatever. And I don't want
Speaker 1: to be and there, as Marie always wins, I don't
Speaker 1: want to be in a situation like that. But I'm
Speaker 1: also like, wait, what do you mean you don't want
Speaker 1: to be in a situation where where you it's me
Speaker 1: against the.
Speaker 2: The life, you against it. But it's just like we
Speaker 2: have a certain kind of fun, right, We have a
Speaker 2: certain kind of fun.
Speaker 1: And if anybody sees that, I could see them feeling
Speaker 1: some kind of way because they're like, well, you are
Speaker 1: not like this with me, And I was like, well,
Speaker 1: me and Marie are not fucking I don't I'm not
Speaker 1: romantically involved with her. The thing that she just won't
Speaker 1: be mad at me because we're not in a relationship together.
Speaker 1: So I feel like, going forward, whoever I'm supposed to
Speaker 1: be with or whatever, I think it's going to be
Speaker 1: complicated because I think whoever is going to be with
Speaker 1: me will compare our friendship to like how I am
Speaker 1: in a relationship.
Speaker 3: But my question you is everybody who's in a relationship
Speaker 3: has best friends, So then is everybody comparing their best
Speaker 3: friend to their person?
Speaker 2: But everybody's best friendship like ours.
Speaker 1: I mean, I will say that trash, I'll put that
Speaker 1: on a record, that our shit is quite fire, fuego,
Speaker 1: it's bars. It's one of those It's one of those
Speaker 1: things where when people see us, our chemistry is like
Speaker 1: like undeniably, oh wow, they they are friends.
Speaker 3: Yes, But Sidney, everybody has friends, right, everybody has friends,
Speaker 3: and then so when you get into relationship with somebody,
Speaker 3: you have to win over their friends also.
Speaker 2: That's kind of like what a relationship is.
Speaker 3: Otherwise, if if the friends don't like you, then they're
Speaker 3: gonna be like, well, I don't know why you're in
Speaker 3: a relationship with that person, and well don't bring them.
Speaker 3: They can't come boland with us or whatever the hell
Speaker 3: friends be doing. But I don't know, Sydney, what are
Speaker 3: you trying to say. You're saying that we need to
Speaker 3: be less, we need to have less chemistry so that
Speaker 3: your relationships can thrive.
Speaker 1: I don't know, friend, I'm just saying. I'm just it
Speaker 1: was a I'm putting it on on the squeeze board
Speaker 1: or whatever. What's one of those boards, are you like,
Speaker 1: write on it the dry race Yeah, dry erase board.
Speaker 1: I'm putting on that one of those as a note
Speaker 1: and saying I'm saying, uh, I'm.
Speaker 2: Just I'm sure what the what the what? The thought is?
Speaker 2: The thought is if did I have do I have
Speaker 2: to pick over you or like the person I'm going
Speaker 2: to be with?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, was it it? Do you want to
Speaker 1: be happy?
Speaker 2: Or do you want to be rich?
Speaker 1: You want to be happy?
Speaker 2: Or do you want to make money with me?
Speaker 1: I mean, I think you just got a proposition as
Speaker 1: your proposal.
Speaker 3: Do you want to make money and build a business
Speaker 3: with me, your ashy ball friend, or do you want.
Speaker 1: To you know, maybe squirt possibly like you know, be
Speaker 1: fulfilled sexually? Do you want to be happy? Do you
Speaker 1: want to be rich? I mean you want this zowoft now,
Speaker 1: so you could be rich with three tas. Someone's off
Speaker 1: with three teas.
Speaker 3: You'll be fine and you don't have to choose. We
Speaker 3: can still do what we're doing and you can still
Speaker 3: also be happy. The person that you're in a relationship
Speaker 3: with just has.
Speaker 2: To understand that you know, this is business.
Speaker 1: That's all is the business.
Speaker 4: Worry.
Speaker 1: I think this is what you said, Wow, you gotta
Speaker 1: I didn't know you said you gotta be on Wait,
Speaker 1: did what wait did we I didn't know it's time
Speaker 1: for you to talk.
Speaker 2: That This was you know, an S and M combo.
Speaker 4: Okay, so.
Speaker 2: The African just sent me a text, he say, He said,
Speaker 2: good afternoon. That's a different from good morning.
Speaker 1: I mean it's it's pm, the PM, no, but I'm
Speaker 1: saying a good afternoon feels better than a good morning.
Speaker 2: Good morning feels thirsty. Right, Well, he's been waiting.
Speaker 3: Since He've been waiting since two am, because that's when
Speaker 3: I stop responding to him. Ah, he said, so what
Speaker 3: do you want because I stopped talking to him, so
Speaker 3: I'll go on another date.
Speaker 2: So what do you want to know about me? What
Speaker 2: do I want to know about him?
Speaker 1: Oh? Now he wants to come in like a gentleman.
Speaker 1: He's like, let's let's get all the things out now.
Speaker 2: Well, he asked, what do you want to know about me?
Speaker 2: Last night? And I just stopped responding because it was
Speaker 2: like you should have led with that, right bitch.
Speaker 1: Okay? Oh, now all of a sudden, you got Manna's
Speaker 1: nigga nigga that felt racist and homophobic. Can't too, we
Speaker 1: can't put it with the t sorry.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: I mean this is the shortest episode we've ember had.
Speaker 1: I feel like we're ending right now. We got a
Speaker 1: whole nother other episode. Guess can we can we do
Speaker 1: like five more minutes? Is that possible? Okay?
Speaker 2: Okay, already love love love it, love it, love it,
Speaker 2: bob it. I'm tired. Ah, we all are tired, tired
Speaker 2: with the tea. Okay.
Speaker 1: Well, if someone was like, hey, if you had to
Speaker 1: save Marie or a girlfriend or wife, they were both.
Speaker 1: We're both one, is what? We're both?
Speaker 2: What on a plank?
Speaker 1: That's like rickety and you're equidistance between us and there's
Speaker 1: a fire coming and a shark nado.
Speaker 2: What you're gonna do? I don't know, Marine. That's a
Speaker 2: tough one, A tough one.
Speaker 1: Off the record, off the record, off the record, off
Speaker 1: the record. Oh no, curly, your current situation? Who are
Speaker 1: you picking? Oh Marie, you can't ask me that. I
Speaker 1: would try to find a way to Would we all dye?
Speaker 1: All three of us are dying?
Speaker 2: Selfish? That's selfish to all of us.
Speaker 1: Gotta die everybody because I can't, I can't, I won't.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be able to choose. I'd be like, oh, Marie,
Speaker 1: I you know when you mentioned cancer. I was like,
Speaker 1: I cried, but if I had to pick between you
Speaker 1: dying because I had to let you die? In answer, wait,
Speaker 1: what even the way I'm dying, me dying if you
Speaker 1: had to let me die, or can't you letting you die?
Speaker 1: It's easier for you.
Speaker 2: I mean you're telling me it is easier. I'm just saying,
Speaker 2: what are you saying?
Speaker 1: Marie?
Speaker 2: It's not fair because I I you're.
Speaker 1: Not in a relationship, so I'm comparing from your situation.
Speaker 1: I'm like, of course Marie would save me. She ain't
Speaker 1: got no other niggas a blind.
Speaker 2: So I'm not saving a six ' five, do you
Speaker 2: know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like you pull through, Brian, Come on, Jay, I believe
Speaker 1: in you.
Speaker 2: You gotta come on, find the strength within. I'm not
Speaker 2: the rock.
Speaker 1: This ain't skyscraper. So you're saying you can't save a man.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not saving a man. That's real.
Speaker 1: If my friend is in is under duress, and it's
Speaker 1: some tall man or short man with a big and
Speaker 1: or small dick is dying, I'm gonna be like, well,
Speaker 1: you know you had a good run. Run to the light, sir, Mari.
Speaker 2: That was honestly the sweetest thing you've ever said.
Speaker 3: To me, and that I would let a man die
Speaker 3: for you. Yeah, Sidney, I would cross the ocean for you.
Speaker 3: I would bring the sun and the moon.
Speaker 1: For you.
Speaker 2: I like blonde. I don't actually I don't know that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but we just for you. Yeah, we're tone deaf. It's fine,
Speaker 2: and we don't know lyrics.
Speaker 1: Marie. This was this was great.
Speaker 2: This is a good one.
Speaker 1: You feel good. Yeah. Well someone wrote us and they
Speaker 1: were like, man, the guests are gonna have to fucking
Speaker 1: come through because these solo episodes have been fired.
Speaker 2: They've been so good.
Speaker 1: Fuego.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So well, we've been friends for a long time, all
Speaker 3: the more reason for you to save me. If I'm dying,
Speaker 3: I Marie, I would know you, wouldn't.
Speaker 2: I have bad like posture and upper body strength, but
Speaker 2: I would find a way.
Speaker 1: We both die. We both dying, We both dying, honestly,
Speaker 1: that you had to go the upper body strength. I
Speaker 1: hope they put us both in the casket together, or
Speaker 1: or if we do a little cremation.
Speaker 3: I would want to be mixed in with you. Oh,
Speaker 3: like salt and pepper. Yeah, the double coughin thing feels
Speaker 3: like like a no.
Speaker 2: For me, Well, we're both then, so aren't we.
Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean my butt would need a little bit
Speaker 1: more space, and I'd be like, yo, just Ben Sydney
Speaker 1: knees and crammer at the bottom, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Or or it would be like head to head to toe.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, oh like we would.
Speaker 3: Both our heads would be on a propicis side. Yes,
Speaker 3: we could do that and both sides.
Speaker 1: Sixty nine?
Speaker 2: Can we sixty nine? Coughin it? No, Andrew, sixty nine
Speaker 2: another one of your favorite positions.
Speaker 4: I do not like sixty nine.
Speaker 2: Now because that means you would still have to do stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you got to get you a little sharper image pillow
Speaker 2: for your head. So no, so you could do it.
Speaker 2: Probably So Andrew's lazy. He's like me, you're related.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we are.
Speaker 2: It's fine.
Speaker 1: Mother, mother, Oh wow, oh mother, Okay, and Andrew your
Speaker 1: concept con sept it's fine.
Speaker 2: Is that schult?
Speaker 1: We haven't said merch now that we've gotten merch well,
Speaker 1: because you know, we actually got to make it now.
Speaker 1: And it's like shout out to Andrew for designing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Andrew's been doing everything. He's been doing the flyers, he's
Speaker 1: been making sure the power point is together for the
Speaker 1: live show, which we need to do that. Oh, the
Speaker 1: live show is coming out tomorrow. No, this episode comes
Speaker 1: out after the live show. Oh fuck okay, oh you
Speaker 1: missed it. Thank you for coming.
Speaker 2: If you can canceled that canceled, that's that's done.
Speaker 1: Yes, but we will be in San Francisco. Yes, we
Speaker 1: are for sketch Fetch Bitches, sketch Fest.
Speaker 3: Sketch Fest. Yes, January eighteenth, eighteenth. So if you everybody
Speaker 3: who's in California, that's.
Speaker 2: Like, I would come down for you.
Speaker 1: I would all that ship y'all were talking. I got
Speaker 1: to bring that fucking energy to San Francisco.
Speaker 2: Bring us the sun in the moon.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear none of I don't want
Speaker 1: to be like and making the baby debt, the baby dead,
Speaker 1: baby dad, bring the baby to the shame, that baby's
Speaker 1: ashes to the fucking show. It will sprinkle the moment
Speaker 1: of the baby. Come on, wait, wait, we gotta go.
Speaker 3: But that is the weekend, that's January eighteenth, that's Martin
Speaker 3: Luther King weekend. So he had a dream, his dream
Speaker 3: that Nigga had a dream for us to thrive in
Speaker 3: San Francisco. So the mountaintop San Francisco is you know,
Speaker 3: rich people there? So that's that was markin Martin's dream
Speaker 3: for us.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, So if you live in Oakland, I suggest
Speaker 1: you figure it out now. So if you live in
Speaker 1: l A and he took a bus up, yes, Q two,
Speaker 1: figure it out. You live in Berkeley, like you guys
Speaker 1: can all make it happen in San Francisco.
Speaker 3: And you got plenty of time to save them quaints. Okay,
Speaker 3: you got all of December. Are we flying out, Andrew?
Speaker 3: What you're getting flute outly?
Speaker 2: Are they flying us cover?
Speaker 1: Yeah, bitch, they are flying us out.
Speaker 2: But I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know if we can fly you out, Andrew.
Speaker 3: We'll see what the patreon does. Have you ever been
Speaker 3: to San Francisco?
Speaker 4: I have been.
Speaker 1: Hey, that's San franc Yeah, but we get we get
Speaker 1: we get two hotel rooms, so.
Speaker 2: If we can who's sharing hotel rooms? Well I'll share
Speaker 2: with him? Okay mine, because I'm gonna be out there
Speaker 2: trying to be a hoe. Yeah, with the share with you.
Speaker 1: These Steve jobs niggas. You guys need to go to
Speaker 1: the If you guys go to the patreon. If you're
Speaker 1: not on there, go on there now, because then I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell like more of what's going on in my
Speaker 1: life on there and get the money up so we
Speaker 1: can get Andrew to come to San Francisco.
Speaker 2: How about that?
Speaker 1: And if if you heard what you just heard, you
Speaker 1: should be flocking to the patreon honestly, Sis, it's messy
Speaker 1: the tea is is it harmped warmped yea worm with
Speaker 1: the tea? It's really warm, Sidney, come on this warm ah? Okay, well,
Speaker 1: this is what we're doing. We'll see you in San Francisco.
Speaker 1: We'll see you next week because you know we do
Speaker 1: this weekly. Yeah, great, comment, subscribe, share this with your parents,
Speaker 1: tell everybody. So you're gay, straight, taking friends and sliding
Speaker 1: my damns too. You guys are all sliding in Maurice's dams.
Speaker 1: I'm here too, and stop being as like sad and sad.
Speaker 3: Why are they not start any your d ms because
Speaker 3: you're begging for it? Yeah, you said, don't be sad?
Speaker 3: How dare you tell somebody not to be sad? Don't
Speaker 3: be sad? Say nice stuff, say you want to fuck me?
Speaker 1: Okay, you know why they don't want to beg your
Speaker 1: says because you don't leave your house at two am
Speaker 1: to meet for drink. I'm sober.
Speaker 2: That is racist and homophobic. Siding you racist and homophobic?
Speaker 2: Shut up?
Speaker 1: You called this niggots.
Speaker 2: We gotta go. I love your friend. I like you
Speaker 2: two friend. Okay, so aloft Yes, we love you two Andrew, Thank.
Speaker 1: You, ah bye.
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