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Speaker 1: Forever. Hey, Hi, Hello, Hello, is it me looking for.

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Speaker 2: Lione old Ritchie in his big ass head? Did you

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Speaker 2: guys see that video? Do you remember the video?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a blind student in his like art class

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Speaker 3: or something that's making a sculpture of his big ass head.

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Speaker 1: But I couldn't get past you know, his hair, that

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Speaker 1: like drippy ass Jerry Curl.

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Speaker 2: That's what they were doing back in the day. I couldn't.

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Speaker 2: I was just like, there's too much product.

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Speaker 1: Like I would hate to be near him because I

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Speaker 1: feel like I would just get a Jerry Curl just

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Speaker 1: standing next.

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Speaker 3: Contact high, Yeah, contact high. But I feel like that

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Speaker 3: was what they were doing with their hair.

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Speaker 1: What is that eighties? Late eight I don't know. It

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Speaker 1: was before our time was seventies. Wasn't nobody on the

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Speaker 1: studio live one?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I know nothing about it? But can we like so

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Speaker 2: we talked to I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I just I'm trying to imagine what people's pillows used

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Speaker 3: to look like gonna do when Jerry Curl came over,

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Speaker 3: Like you just sleep.

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Speaker 1: On a sponge, that's all it is. You know, those

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Speaker 1: spongy type pillows like.

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Speaker 2: The Sharper image. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what you sleep on.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, memory phone, that's what exactly where you finish my sentences.

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Speaker 2: And I love it. That's why we are friends.

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Speaker 1: Friends. How many of us have them? Friends?

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Speaker 2: Marie?

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Speaker 1: So we started it off, you know, me being very ratchet.

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Speaker 2: I'm taking my taking her braids out.

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Speaker 3: I feel like I'm in Compton watching someone you know,

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Speaker 3: do the hair on the porch.

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Speaker 1: It's very Friday it is. You look like can I

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Speaker 1: borrow your VSA? You look like she's gonna be a crackhead.

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Speaker 1: Crackheads don't take their braids out. Their braids fall out. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and Andrew is looking at the experience like, ah, this

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Speaker 1: is the Black Natural History Museum right now.

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Speaker 4: Wait, so you're just putting it on the floor.

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Speaker 1: This is my home, friend, and you know she's gonna

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Speaker 1: leave him right there. I will not, I will pick

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Speaker 1: it up. I've been raised better than that. I should

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Speaker 1: have had a plastic bag, but you definitely should have

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Speaker 1: a plastic I should.

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Speaker 2: Have had a plastic bag.

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Speaker 1: But you know, all we have is brown bags here,

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Speaker 1: and you know my hair doesn't deserve to be in

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Speaker 1: a brown bag.

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Speaker 4: But so what do you do with this?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 4: That's just okay?

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Speaker 1: We can't reuse this. It's an out real hair, honey,

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Speaker 1: it's since attique.

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Speaker 3: I mean, if she wanted to reuse it, she could,

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Speaker 3: but I mean, you cut them too high.

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Speaker 2: What how do you reuse this? First of all, this

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Speaker 2: is dirty as fluck, but also how long? How long

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Speaker 2: you leave your braisen for? Like a month?

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Speaker 1: Maybe it depends, It depends if it looks really fuzzy

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Speaker 1: and messy. It's just like I got to take it out.

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean, you have a nice blouse on, you

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Speaker 3: go into the hair salon, real cute today.

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Speaker 2: Well, darling a weather shirt yesterday walk a shame blouse.

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Speaker 1: I can tell about the fact that it ain't wow

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Speaker 1: you dragon fruit, he said, I can't tell.

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Speaker 2: What's more raggedy? Your shirt?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Your hand?

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Speaker 4: Oh it's pressed.

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Speaker 1: Like you you're pressed, press, press, press, press, You're pressed on

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Speaker 1: the pod.

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Speaker 2: Shut up?

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Speaker 1: You see, this is what happens when you get these

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Speaker 1: people a mike. Those people now.

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Speaker 4: I listened back to the Ashley episode We're friends. I

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Speaker 4: feel bad for being mean.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you mean to me? What do you think, Marie?

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Speaker 2: I feel like, y'all, I don't think that Andrew is

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Speaker 2: mean to you. I think that you Andrew. What, No,

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Speaker 2: you're first of all a mean person, So we don't

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Speaker 2: even want your.

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Speaker 3: And me and Andrew did not go back and forth

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Speaker 3: on the Ashley episode or the episode before that, or

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Speaker 2: Well, first of all, Andrew is scared of you. So

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Speaker 2: Andrew's not scared of me. Andrew is in love with me.

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Speaker 4: I'm not scared of Marie exactly. I just felt bad

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Speaker 4: for calling you out in front of.

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Speaker 2: In front of company, in front of company.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was very unprofessional. It's not like producer like

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Speaker 1: all of but you know.

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Speaker 2: Well this is casual here, you know, it's forever loose. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you asking me to moan in the last.

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Speaker 1: What's wrong with that? I mean, the people want to know.

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Speaker 2: The people just give us.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Sidney, you got to pick a legsis. He said,

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Speaker 3: it's either professional or or not. This is professional unofficial expert.

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Speaker 1: Well, I think this is the only podcast that has

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Speaker 1: their producer on the mic.

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Speaker 4: Uh No, what makes you saying now? I got upgraded.

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Speaker 1: Because Larry is a fan of this podcast. Ah, don't

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Speaker 1: do it, don't you dare, don't you don't you there?

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Speaker 1: There is no thanks. Somebody gives no thanks to us.

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Speaker 1: Huh huh, said you want to have to give you

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Speaker 1: some glory, which no, no, I'm just saying, just don't forget.

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Speaker 4: I got you a bagel this morning and you haven't

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm going to eat it. You know, Guys, I

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Speaker 1: just started zolof So my appetite is weird. Geez thinks

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Speaker 2: So what does it mean you're not hungry at all

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Speaker 2: or you're always hungry?

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Speaker 1: No, my appetite is weird. Like I just I can't

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Speaker 1: eat because I feel nauseous. Well, aren't you just supposed

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Speaker 1: to eat before you take your seat? I had something

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Speaker 1: to eat before. What did you have?

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Speaker 3: I had a pancake, A pancake, Sydney. That's not eating.

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Speaker 3: I aw a pancake one, not even a stack.

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Speaker 1: I had something in my stomach, but I felt nauseous.

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Speaker 2: I'm sick.

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Speaker 1: Don't talk to me like this, Sydney.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to help you.

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Speaker 3: You're supposed to eat something before you take this medicine.

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Speaker 1: And you said you had a pancake. I had one

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Speaker 1: pancake and it was good enough for me to put

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Speaker 3: No, but if you don't eat enough, you'll be nauseous,

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Speaker 1: No, if I eat too much, which I did yesterday,

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Speaker 1: I still felt sick. So it doesn't matter long as

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Speaker 1: I have something in my stomach.

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Speaker 3: Sydney, I'm I think you need to check what a

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 2: They said to eat in which I've been eating.

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Speaker 1: But I also am like, I feel nauseous, so I

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Speaker 1: can't eat everything I eat enough, Thank you, doctor Fauston.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Sydney, you're telling me that you got an issue.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to help you fix it, and you're telling

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Speaker 2: So you're just gonna keep doing what you're doing.

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Speaker 1: So what you doing, I'm gonna try to eat more,

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Speaker 1: But it's just my appetites weird.

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Speaker 4: Well, last episode you were talking about that you were

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Speaker 3: No, she's said that she's eating less, she eaten better,

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Speaker 3: she eating clean. Now she only eats six fried chicken wings.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's how many comes in in order, bitch,

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Speaker 1: none of a celery. You don't even look at that.

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Speaker 1: She's like what's that green stick that water, that watery

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Speaker 2: But yeah, so go ahead and your fish.

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Speaker 4: But then, yeah, you can't eat when you're nauseous.

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Speaker 3: But you also shouldn't take the pills on a nippy'

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Speaker 3: stomach because that makes you nauseous.

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Speaker 1: Wanting a whole pancake. Look at that come through shod.

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Speaker 1: That's the shod.

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Speaker 2: Shodd.

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Speaker 1: That is style, shy and shoddy with a buddy.

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Speaker 2: Well, you know that's just what happened.

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Speaker 1: Well, they said it's.

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Speaker 3: Gonna take you some two weeks, so you know, you

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Speaker 3: fight through this for the next two weeks.

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Speaker 2: Who else is on meds that listens to the pod?

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Speaker 1: Well, I feel like all of y'all because the way

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Speaker 3: Is everything that we share. Someone is like, oh, I

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Speaker 3: too have banged a homeless man. Yeah, I too have HPV.

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Speaker 2: I got my results back from my biopsy.

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Speaker 1: Don't have HPV. Okay, so look at that. God, let's

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Speaker 2: How does that make sense?

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Speaker 3: I guess it because there's no cure for it. It

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Speaker 2: My paps mare came back abnormal and they're like, you

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Speaker 3: Oh, but that's probably. That doesn't mean that you have

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Speaker 3: But that's what they said to me in the letter.

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Speaker 3: And then when I went in for my biopsy, they

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Speaker 2: And I was like, but the letter didn't say but

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Speaker 1: They said that before you before you took the biop c.

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Speaker 1: Because then they go in after this the papsme, that's

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Speaker 1: told you they cut a piece of my cerface off.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, but they did the biopsy and that's how

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Speaker 1: you know for sure that I don't have it.

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Speaker 2: Since that's malpractice, you can sue him for telling you.

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Speaker 1: That you had HPV city I had it in July.

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Speaker 1: I don't have it in September. No, but they did

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Speaker 1: not know for sure. They just told you that. They

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Speaker 1: think that you have no.

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Speaker 4: Lawyer.

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Speaker 1: Okay, now she now she's a doctor. That's malpractice. Marie okay,

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Speaker 1: Jacobia Meyers okay, Seleno and Barnes, God, God, she thank you.

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Speaker 1: I mean they they didn't know for sure that you

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Speaker 1: had HPV. They took a pap smear and it was abnormal.

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Speaker 1: That doesn't mean that you have HBV. That's malpractice.

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Speaker 3: It's my parenthood. You know, I played out of pocket.

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Speaker 3: I ain't got no shurance. So like whatever he told me,

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Speaker 3: I was just like, this is what it is. You know,

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Speaker 3: I didn't really.

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Speaker 1: Oh is that slander? Slander? Slander on peepee? Shot shot?

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Speaker 1: You're shotting a peep peepee, which is honestly the I

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Speaker 1: I love plant parenthood.

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Speaker 2: It's been through so many times with me, or you've

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Speaker 2: been through so many things, so many things have gone

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Speaker 2: through and come out.

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Speaker 3: I mean, and look at look at us now we

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Speaker 2: They clipped a piece of me. A piece of me

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Speaker 3: I'm happy that you started and you've changed. You made

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm making changes.

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Speaker 2: So whatever that may be, twenty twenty, it's going to

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Speaker 2: This stuff has got my emotions all fucked up. So

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Speaker 3: The girl code is don't cry in the studio during

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Speaker 4: Wait, when was the last time you've cried? Because I

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Speaker 1: Please wipe your tears with your braid's friend, Sydney. I

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Speaker 3: Those dramatic black moms. Why yeah, you would cry harder

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Speaker 1: May he rest in peace? Who also put real locks

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Speaker 1: Okay, it's a book called Rabbit Work Ray. But I

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Speaker 3: Sounds like a car like Proud Family spin off. I

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Speaker 1: Everything. Yeah, he had he had roaches, his biggest cats. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Where was this Mississippi? Little Rock, Arkansas? Well, I feel

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Speaker 3: and soggy, it's just soggy and room tamp.

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00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:45,119
Speaker 2: It was the worst. I'm so glad that you're alive, Marie.

445
00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:47,840
Speaker 2: Thank you. I've been thinking about death a lot recently. Oh,

446
00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:49,560
Speaker 2: your sadess. You might need to go to therapy. I

447
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:51,120
Speaker 2: think I need to go to therapy. Also.

448
00:19:51,359 --> 00:19:54,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm also twenty twenty, not gonna start the year

449
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:55,160
Speaker 3: like this.

450
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:56,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, so go.

451
00:19:56,680 --> 00:20:00,400
Speaker 3: I've been like, I'm very uh like a way of

452
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:02,280
Speaker 3: how mortal I am?

453
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:03,280
Speaker 1: Does that make sense?

454
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:04,679
Speaker 2: Morbid mortal?

455
00:20:05,119 --> 00:20:07,520
Speaker 1: Like I'm not immortal, like I will die one day.

456
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:10,080
Speaker 3: I could fall down, Like if I walked down the

457
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:12,760
Speaker 3: stairs too fast, I could slip and million dollar baby myself.

458
00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:13,600
Speaker 2: I've said this before.

459
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:17,560
Speaker 3: Or like if if it's raining and the sidewalk is

460
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,560
Speaker 3: wet and there's leaves on the ground, I'd be.

461
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,400
Speaker 1: Like, whoa, let me slow down.

462
00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:21,960
Speaker 2: I'm walking.

463
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,840
Speaker 1: I'm walking like an old person. I'm afraid that I'm

464
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:26,600
Speaker 1: gonna fall and break my hip or something. Okay, so

465
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:29,280
Speaker 1: maybe not die, but definitely hurt myself. Okay, but you're

466
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:33,719
Speaker 1: that's like fear though, Yeah, but it's something that is

467
00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:37,720
Speaker 1: getting worse. I'm like, oh, I'm gonna hurt myself if

468
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:38,639
Speaker 1: I walk too fast.

469
00:20:39,119 --> 00:20:39,560
Speaker 2: Is that scared?

470
00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:41,920
Speaker 1: But meanwhile, you're doing all the things like you took

471
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:43,399
Speaker 1: a whole fucking trip by yourself.

472
00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:44,320
Speaker 2: Wasn't scared of that.

473
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,480
Speaker 3: I was scared that I was gonna get kidnapped. Okay,

474
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,800
Speaker 3: well let's talk about let's talk about what happened last night.

475
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:52,040
Speaker 1: So last night, I was supposed to go on a

476
00:20:52,119 --> 00:20:56,680
Speaker 1: date with this guy and I was taking too long

477
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:58,760
Speaker 1: to respond to him on Tinder, so he was like, well,

478
00:20:58,760 --> 00:20:59,679
Speaker 1: can we reschedule?

479
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,240
Speaker 3: I made other plans. You took too long to respond,

480
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,639
Speaker 3: which you do, which I did? Wine, what do you

481
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:05,200
Speaker 3: do that to me?

482
00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:06,919
Speaker 2: Thank you so much? But I don't have none to do,

483
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,080
Speaker 2: so I'll be like okay, yeah.

484
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:10,720
Speaker 1: I'm so available. Yeah, so you'll be having stuff to do.

485
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:11,119
Speaker 1: Shut up.

486
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,600
Speaker 3: You'd be in and out of LA and I'd be like, well,

487
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:15,040
Speaker 3: I guess I'm just gonna I'd be like a little

488
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:18,400
Speaker 3: Smith in the episode where his dad didn't come see him,

489
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:19,560
Speaker 3: Why don't you want me?

490
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:19,600
Speaker 5: That?

491
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:20,119
Speaker 1: Would that be me?

492
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:22,280
Speaker 2: When you're in LA. I'd be like, damn, no one

493
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:23,920
Speaker 2: wants to hang out with me.

494
00:21:24,359 --> 00:21:28,280
Speaker 1: No, why you don't want me back? And then I

495
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:31,240
Speaker 1: face time you while I'm in LA and I'm like, hey, Marie,

496
00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:33,639
Speaker 1: I have no one to hang out with U. Miss you.

497
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,919
Speaker 2: Wish you were here. And I'd be like, ah, I

498
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,879
Speaker 2: didn't know that we had a FaceTime schedule. I'm not

499
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,720
Speaker 2: gonna pick up after you do this story. I haven't

500
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:41,440
Speaker 2: had a story for you. Okay, I appreciate it. I

501
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:42,440
Speaker 2: can't wait to hear it. Yeah.

502
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:45,120
Speaker 3: So this guy was like, okay, well I made other plans,

503
00:21:45,119 --> 00:21:46,160
Speaker 3: but can I have your number?

504
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:46,640
Speaker 2: Can we text?

505
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:49,360
Speaker 3: That'll be faster, and I was like sure, I gave

506
00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:53,440
Speaker 3: him my number, and we were talking, and I guess

507
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,280
Speaker 3: he realized that, oh, she's kind of cool.

508
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:57,399
Speaker 2: He was like, oh, my friend is canceled on me.

509
00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:59,840
Speaker 2: Oh he checked your Instagram. I didn't give him my

510
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,480
Speaker 2: Instagram or man, my last name is not on any

511
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:02,720
Speaker 2: of my.

512
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:05,240
Speaker 1: He probably was like he probably put in your whole

513
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:08,280
Speaker 1: description comedian Marie Haitian.

514
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:10,800
Speaker 3: He don't know none of that about me though. He

515
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:12,280
Speaker 3: just knows that I'm my name. I didn't even he

516
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:14,639
Speaker 3: doesn't know that I do comedy. Oh, because that's not

517
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:17,760
Speaker 3: anywhere on my profile. No standing on stage holding microphone

518
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:22,480
Speaker 3: pics name anyway. Oh that was shod, so shod, because

519
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:24,960
Speaker 3: a lot of comics they be having these photos on

520
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,480
Speaker 3: stage and you'd be like, this is a basement show.

521
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:29,199
Speaker 2: It's two people watching you perform.

522
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:29,840
Speaker 1: I was there.

523
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:33,320
Speaker 3: You bomb you bombed, you not even funny anyway. So

524
00:22:34,359 --> 00:22:37,199
Speaker 3: he was like, my friend's canceled on me. If you

525
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:37,800
Speaker 3: still want.

526
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:41,160
Speaker 1: To meet, and I was like I didn't really want

527
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:42,440
Speaker 1: to meet anymore.

528
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:43,639
Speaker 3: But I was like, yeah, I'm getting a haircut at

529
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:46,120
Speaker 3: the barber shop. I will message you when I get home.

530
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:49,960
Speaker 3: So we're talking and he just kept steering the conversation

531
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:53,480
Speaker 3: back to sex related things, and I was like, low

532
00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:54,480
Speaker 3: key offen.

533
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:56,840
Speaker 2: I was like, should I be offended? Like via text?

534
00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:57,760
Speaker 1: Via text?

535
00:22:58,240 --> 00:22:58,480
Speaker 2: Yes?

536
00:22:58,760 --> 00:22:59,240
Speaker 1: Like what? Like?

537
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:02,600
Speaker 3: He was like we were having a regular conversation and

538
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,680
Speaker 3: he was like, what's your favorite sexual position?

539
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:07,680
Speaker 1: Nigga? And I was like we first of all, you're

540
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:10,520
Speaker 1: terrible at sexing. That's not how you started up. I

541
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:13,399
Speaker 1: was like, you asked what do you like to eat?

542
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,480
Speaker 1: And then be like do you also like a no,

543
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,639
Speaker 1: what do you like to eat? Do you like, have

544
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:21,200
Speaker 1: you ever eaten pussy or something?

545
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:21,439
Speaker 4: Right?

546
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:22,120
Speaker 2: Right?

547
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:26,400
Speaker 1: Like connected nick is small and d sir? Right?

548
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:28,000
Speaker 2: What's your favorite position in sex?

549
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:28,399
Speaker 1: So?

550
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:30,879
Speaker 2: I was texting Carolina at the time, and I was

551
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:32,320
Speaker 2: like should I be offended?

552
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:34,000
Speaker 1: And she was like hmm.

553
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:38,160
Speaker 3: She was like answer the question and then ask him

554
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:41,520
Speaker 3: another non sex related question and see what he does work.

555
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:43,679
Speaker 3: So I was like, well, what is my favorite position

556
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:45,359
Speaker 3: in sex? So I had to think about it and

557
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:48,800
Speaker 3: then I responded, what is it? I'm not going to

558
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:51,560
Speaker 3: say that on the podcast, Why Sydney? What is your

559
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:54,919
Speaker 3: favorite sex position? Any position that I don't have to

560
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:58,119
Speaker 3: do anything great? Love it same, but sometimes like to

561
00:23:58,119 --> 00:24:03,120
Speaker 3: be on top or on tip. Andrew favorite sexual.

562
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:05,000
Speaker 4: Position missionary is always good for me?

563
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:08,720
Speaker 2: And wait, how do never mind?

564
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:14,560
Speaker 4: I don't want to know.

565
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:17,680
Speaker 2: That was because she's like, well, what is a game?

566
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:22,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, our holes are in the same general area.

567
00:24:24,119 --> 00:24:28,520
Speaker 1: No they're not. Hall is not in the same They

568
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:33,800
Speaker 1: never had anal like missionary. Yes, that has hurt. That

569
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:37,080
Speaker 1: has hurt, and that the one of those amen. No,

570
00:24:37,359 --> 00:24:40,040
Speaker 1: when I've had when it's gone in there, missionary is

571
00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:54,399
Speaker 1: by accident. And I was like, I was like, Andrew, okay,

572
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:57,320
Speaker 1: So I answered the question and I was like, how

573
00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,119
Speaker 1: is your Friday or what did you do today?

574
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:01,760
Speaker 3: Answered, and he let me see it in a different place.

575
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:03,959
Speaker 3: And then he was like, well, do you still want

576
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,399
Speaker 3: to get a drink? Blah blah blah blah blah. I

577
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:08,960
Speaker 3: said no because I was home eating smoking chicken wine.

578
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:11,119
Speaker 3: I was like eating my little Hello Fresh, you know,

579
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:14,600
Speaker 3: the chicken fajitas as my mother would say, living my

580
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:16,920
Speaker 3: best life. Then this other guy who I had matched

581
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:20,919
Speaker 3: with and exchanged numbers with weeks ago called me, and

582
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,560
Speaker 3: I was in the show, but I was in the shower.

583
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,119
Speaker 3: And then he messaged me and was like, hey, do

584
00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:26,400
Speaker 3: you want to meet and get a drink, like downtown Brooklyn.

585
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:28,480
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I stopped that far, that's around

586
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:29,040
Speaker 2: the way from me.

587
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:33,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I said, uh sure, sure, left my house at

588
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:35,080
Speaker 1: two o'clock in the morning.

589
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:44,280
Speaker 2: Clock in the you on your aprey. Oh seeze.

590
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,040
Speaker 3: I was like, because this is what I'm doing, right,

591
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:49,800
Speaker 3: because we watch we all watched rom coms, we all

592
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:52,000
Speaker 3: watch television shows, we all watch this stuff where like

593
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:55,800
Speaker 3: these these main characters get into these situations where you're like,

594
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:58,160
Speaker 3: that don't happen in real life, right, Like in real life,

595
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:01,159
Speaker 3: I wouldn't, like, I mean, so me leaving my house

596
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:04,639
Speaker 3: at twolalok in the morning was essentially when Sarasica Parker

597
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 3: left her house in the Sex and the City movie

598
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,680
Speaker 3: to go celebrate New Year's with Miranda.

599
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 1: You following you following a white woman and on an

600
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 1: HBO show.

601
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:17,119
Speaker 3: I'm just saying because it was close to literally the

602
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,119
Speaker 3: uber was like four dollars like it was.

603
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:19,800
Speaker 1: It was quick.

604
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:20,560
Speaker 2: You couldn't walk.

605
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,040
Speaker 1: I could not. I could have walked, but I wasn't

606
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,720
Speaker 1: gonna two o'clock in the morning. But crazy, Oh am

607
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:29,240
Speaker 1: I crazy? Are you crazy? You're crazy? Anyway I got

608
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:31,719
Speaker 1: into I said I'm coming for one drink. I had

609
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:34,000
Speaker 1: one drink. Well. I love when somebody says I don't

610
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:35,680
Speaker 1: I don't normally do this, I'm coming.

611
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:37,800
Speaker 3: I didn't say I didn't normally do this. I was like,

612
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:40,320
Speaker 3: I'll come meet you, but I'm coming out for one drink.

613
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:41,359
Speaker 2: And he was like cool.

614
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:45,520
Speaker 3: So I get there. He got sunglasses. One in the.

615
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 2: Bar says he's on Molly.

616
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:52,480
Speaker 3: He's wearing all black. He looked like shaft. I was like, oh, okay, well,

617
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:53,760
Speaker 3: and he was tall, he's six or five.

618
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:54,879
Speaker 2: Is he cute?

619
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:58,600
Speaker 1: He was you got a picture? Yes, let me see.

620
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:00,040
Speaker 1: I mean I can pull up yeah, pull it. I

621
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:06,480
Speaker 1: could pull a profiles thank you. But this guy, every

622
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:10,520
Speaker 1: single time we started a conversation, next he tied it

623
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 1: back to someone he was banging that he met on Tinder.

624
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 1: And I was like, so we were trying to we

625
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,119
Speaker 1: were talking and I was like, why, why are you

626
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:21,879
Speaker 1: wearing sunglasses? He was like oh, because he was like

627
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 1: I met this girl on Tinder and we were back

628
00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:26,480
Speaker 1: at her house and I was hooking up with her

629
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:28,399
Speaker 1: and she had a cat and I'm allergic to cats.

630
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:31,560
Speaker 1: And one of the cats, one of them, one of

631
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:36,120
Speaker 1: the one of the cat hairs went behind his eye

632
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 1: and needed to get surgery to get it removed or something.

633
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:41,560
Speaker 1: I was like all of those lies to be like

634
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:44,520
Speaker 1: I was fucking in on his tender date. But every

635
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:46,560
Speaker 1: time I said something or asked the question, he would

636
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:48,680
Speaker 1: be like, oh, so this this person that I'm hooking

637
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:53,080
Speaker 1: up with from Tinder, And I was like, what, Like, ho, all, y'all,

638
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:57,440
Speaker 1: niggas is canceled tea with a t told there's a cat.

639
00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,800
Speaker 2: There's a silent tea in the front and a loud

640
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:00,639
Speaker 2: tea at the.

641
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,760
Speaker 1: End, Like you know how many seas you put in thick?

642
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:05,200
Speaker 1: How many teas you putting on your canceled.

643
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:08,200
Speaker 3: Canceled anyway, So you know that we were I was there.

644
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,119
Speaker 3: I was out for like maybe an hour and a half.

645
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:11,960
Speaker 3: We had a drink and then I we went and

646
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,560
Speaker 3: got pizza and it was fine.

647
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:16,160
Speaker 2: So it wasn't that bad. I was hungry.

648
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 4: Pizza by yourself?

649
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:22,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like let me see you Yeah, let's see

650
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:25,960
Speaker 2: the photo. Okay, Well that's what I did last night.

651
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:29,919
Speaker 1: I went out for some raggedy pizza and a drink

652
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:31,919
Speaker 1: with shaft.

653
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:35,440
Speaker 3: Shaft Yeah, so that you know, what did you guys

654
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 3: do last night. How like, did y'all stay up?

655
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:38,160
Speaker 1: Oh?

656
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 2: I went to bed immediately.

657
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:46,680
Speaker 1: I was so out of it it was insane. But Marie,

658
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:49,040
Speaker 1: I'm glad that you went out and you know, you

659
00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:51,840
Speaker 1: were adventurous and nothing happened. I mean it was like

660
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 1: it's casual two o'clock in the morning. Is of course

661
00:28:55,400 --> 00:29:00,120
Speaker 1: he had sunglasses on. That doesn't sound off brand for

662
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:02,400
Speaker 1: somebody hitting somebody up that late. He was like, yeah,

663
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:04,520
Speaker 1: I'm surprised he didn't have a double bag. He was like,

664
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 1: soe head in it. Yeah, no, a double bag to

665
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 1: stay with it. He was like, oh, I'm at this bar.

666
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 1: He was like, let me know when you're ready to

667
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:15,080
Speaker 1: leave your house, I'll send an uber for you.

668
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:17,360
Speaker 2: And I was like, so you can know where I live.

669
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 1: Not tonight, bitch. I would have got an uber around

670
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 1: the corner though in the morning. Yea, I needed I

671
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:29,160
Speaker 1: need door to door surface, but I want a door. Well,

672
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 1: I would have took that over, but I put a

673
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 1: different address. I'll put in my neighbor's address.

674
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 2: Which is right next to my house. So if you come,

675
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 2: if you stalking me and you come next door, you.

676
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 1: Gonna catch me coming outside.

677
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:43,000
Speaker 3: No, you're gonna catch me coming outside my building because

678
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:46,160
Speaker 3: you're standing right next door. But you know what, there

679
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:49,120
Speaker 3: is kind of like a public place diagonally across from

680
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 3: me that I could have.

681
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 2: Landmarks you could have used.

682
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, anyway, this dude, it was fine.

683
00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:58,560
Speaker 2: Let me see.

684
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 1: I think whenever you do these things like late night,

685
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:04,320
Speaker 1: you just screenshot it and send us to the group chat,

686
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:06,600
Speaker 1: so we know you were sleeping. I don't care you

687
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 1: were knocked out.

688
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 2: Not bad, He's not bad. You can right here. An artist. Yeah,

689
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,640
Speaker 2: he's sketched. He asked if he could sketch me. Oh,

690
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:17,480
Speaker 2: you sent you send me this. Yeah, but that's how old.

691
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:18,720
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. That's how old.

692
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,040
Speaker 4: Why does he want to wait until January.

693
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 2: As a show.

694
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:24,959
Speaker 1: He's doing a show in January. He's an artist.

695
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 2: Oh did I talk about my art day? Did I

696
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:29,080
Speaker 2: talk about that? No, you didn't talk about that.

697
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 3: I'm just saying yes, the things that I wouldn't normally

698
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,720
Speaker 3: say yes to, just because it's like, well, something something

699
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 3: that could happen that's interesting that I could talk about.

700
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:39,640
Speaker 2: Right. This is the second artist that I went out

701
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:40,560
Speaker 2: with in a week.

702
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 4: Most of his pictures are his drawings. I don't think

703
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 4: I like that.

704
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:48,120
Speaker 1: Why he's an artist, he's trying to show his work. Yeah,

705
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:50,800
Speaker 1: it's his work site. Is he looks like that?

706
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the problem. He looks. He's tall and he's fine.

707
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:57,320
Speaker 1: He kind of looks like that comedian also had sex

708
00:30:57,360 --> 00:31:00,680
Speaker 1: with in Newark. But also, can you can see the

709
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:02,920
Speaker 1: comedian that guy he was he's a comedian now, but

710
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,280
Speaker 1: he was in a comedian When I'm met Andrew.

711
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 2: You can fully see his dick in these like race weapons.

712
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 2: You didn't see that?

713
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 4: Oh I didn't even see that. Yeah, what is the

714
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:12,480
Speaker 4: lighting here? I'm not with it, but you can see

715
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 4: the dick.

716
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:13,840
Speaker 2: Dom he lives in a hospital.

717
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, he got a roommate.

718
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:17,840
Speaker 2: He asked, feel the very hospital. I was like, yeah,

719
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:19,280
Speaker 2: I'm not doing that. And then the other dude that

720
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 2: kept asking, like was with the sex stuff? Is this

721
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 2: this man let's see?

722
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:25,040
Speaker 4: Okay, great?

723
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:29,800
Speaker 1: Oh bitch, but but but but when we were gonna

724
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,480
Speaker 1: decide to meet for a drink, he was like, can

725
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 1: we do something closer to us?

726
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 2: Because I picked something that tall?

727
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:36,560
Speaker 3: This guy he looks short. He's giving me. But you

728
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:38,800
Speaker 3: didn't meet up with him? No, I didn't because he

729
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 3: was like, because I picked a bar that was close

730
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:43,200
Speaker 3: to my house. Because I was like, if I'm running

731
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 3: out to meet you and this is trash, I can

732
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 3: run back home.

733
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,960
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, sick. Wait, that's the first picture. That's

734
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 4: bold for the first picture.

735
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:54,480
Speaker 1: What he wants to do is have sex sisy Brown? Right,

736
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:55,800
Speaker 1: But where are we doing this?

737
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:56,200
Speaker 2: Okay?

738
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 3: Because he was like, can we do a bar closer

739
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:00,800
Speaker 3: to us? And I was like to us, I said,

740
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:03,400
Speaker 3: where do you live, Sidney? He lives down by your

741
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 3: neck of the woods. Oh, and I live where I live?

742
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 1: Oh?

743
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:09,280
Speaker 2: He laying down that I'm trying to relocate, Dick.

744
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 1: That relocation Dick.

745
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 2: It's like I'm trying to move out.

746
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 1: Of my spot into somebody else's. So I was like,

747
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 1: I don't want to.

748
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 3: I didn't want to meet him because I was like,

749
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:20,080
Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not I'm bringing him back to my house.

750
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 2: I'm just changing my sheets on Tuesday, Marie, are you

751
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:25,040
Speaker 2: out of your epring hole face?

752
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,280
Speaker 1: I feel like it's well, I just the way that

753
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:31,600
Speaker 1: this particular man it felt very like aggressively sexual.

754
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 2: And it was like, I tell you what.

755
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 1: She was doing all in Germany and West but that

756
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:41,520
Speaker 1: was that's on the road since domestically, domestically, I'm trying

757
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:44,520
Speaker 1: to like you want somebody to be like kind about it? No,

758
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:46,240
Speaker 1: I don't want you to be kind, but I need

759
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:48,640
Speaker 1: you to like. Can I meet you first? Can we

760
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 1: meet for a drink?

761
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:51,240
Speaker 3: And I see if I even like you before you

762
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 3: start asking me what I like sexually?

763
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 1: Like, this might not affect you.

764
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,680
Speaker 2: Hold on, Marie, how is what did you do in

765
00:32:57,720 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 2: the summertime? Though? How is you? How are you addressing

766
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 2: people in the summer.

767
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:04,280
Speaker 1: You sound like him?

768
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 2: No? No, no, no, no, no, Sidney.

769
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 3: But that's that's why it didn't happen last night for me,

770
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 3: because I'm allowed to I'm a woman.

771
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:12,360
Speaker 2: I'm allowed to change my mind.

772
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 1: As Wendy Williams says, I'm allowed to be flip floppy.

773
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:18,440
Speaker 1: But if you're trying to bang me, I need to

774
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 1: feel it needs to feel like a safe space. Also,

775
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,800
Speaker 1: I'm not going to East New York for your dick.

776
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 2: So since that tells that's why you were turned off,

777
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 2: you were like.

778
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:30,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you lived, if this guy messaged me in

779
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 3: the morning, I would have I mean, I said yes

780
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:33,960
Speaker 3: for the other one, so I would have said yes

781
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:37,320
Speaker 3: for that, but he doesn't live close and it didn't

782
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:39,000
Speaker 3: sound like he was trying to jump in an uber

783
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 3: to like even link up in my hood.

784
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:44,600
Speaker 1: So I was like, well Sinceklyn and he was like,

785
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 1: what do you do? But we texted all night and

786
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 1: he was like, what are you doing right now? And

787
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 1: I was like, eating, smoking, drinking offlins for you. He

788
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 1: was like, oh, that sounds nice. Why didn't you invite

789
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 1: me relocating? You don't want to be any he does

790
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:01,080
Speaker 1: not want to be in Brownsville.

791
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:03,239
Speaker 3: You don't want to be Listen, that's what it is.

792
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:05,760
Speaker 3: I said, I don't know you. I don't I don't

793
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 3: make it a habit of inviting strangers to my house.

794
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:14,160
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, back at the ranch, but I've never no, I've

795
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 1: never invited a stranger to my house.

796
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 2: I've gone to their houses.

797
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:18,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're not.

798
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:21,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, you murder me here, murder me here at the

799
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 3: new house. I don't she with you, not messing up,

800
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 3: you bringing a bad energy in here. I don't know you.

801
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:33,280
Speaker 2: I'm with you, sist, but I also know don't sound.

802
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:44,800
Speaker 1: Cis with the tsists. It we hate siss Okay, canceled

803
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 1: though you're a cantat.

804
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:48,359
Speaker 2: Anyway, thoughts on what happened last night.

805
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 4: Well, he looks so short, he looks tiny. Yeah, he's

806
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 4: like five to seven top.

807
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:56,919
Speaker 2: He's five six probably honestly that guy.

808
00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:02,400
Speaker 4: But he doesn't have anything in his tender bio exactly.

809
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:05,320
Speaker 4: That's alarming, alarming because it's.

810
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 2: Like there's nothing in it. He doesn't have anything. He

811
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:08,360
Speaker 2: didn't write.

812
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 4: Anything, there's nothing and so like to me, that's like

813
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 4: saying like my pictures are enough, like you should want

814
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:15,719
Speaker 4: me just because of what I look like.

815
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 3: But that's the energy he and and yes, he looks short,

816
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 3: and he's super African.

817
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:22,800
Speaker 2: He is like the chain of Africa.

818
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:25,920
Speaker 1: When you're doing African. That he's aggressive, but but I

819
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:29,600
Speaker 1: feel like because he's so aggressive problematic, I just said, no,

820
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,800
Speaker 1: I feel like the sex with him would probably be great.

821
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:39,359
Speaker 1: Absolutely just looking, I'm looking, I look could be said

822
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:42,399
Speaker 1: I was looking. I looked for you have I I'm

823
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:43,759
Speaker 1: gay as hell, straight as fuck.

824
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,760
Speaker 2: Woo, that's much too Well.

825
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 3: The beard is a little but maybe he's SI. So

826
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 3: maybe meet him for a drink and then bang him

827
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:57,520
Speaker 3: the second or do you want me to be near?

828
00:35:57,680 --> 00:35:59,319
Speaker 1: Maybe get meet him for a drink and I'll be

829
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:01,040
Speaker 1: near And if any thing is weird, I'll be.

830
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:03,000
Speaker 2: Like, oh, Sidney, you just start crying.

831
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:07,000
Speaker 1: No, I'll just wow. I cry one time on the pot.

832
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:12,799
Speaker 1: Now it's wow, Marie. I fucking opened up because I

833
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:16,440
Speaker 1: was wow because I just had a vision of.

834
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,040
Speaker 2: You not being here and it broke me down.

835
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Sydney stop. Wow, Sydney stop it, sis stop?

836
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:32,400
Speaker 2: Are you gonna cry? Sisley? Sydney stop stip canceled, stopped, stopped.

837
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 1: Anyway.

838
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:36,960
Speaker 3: My eyes hurt so I could cry. I'm tired, friend,

839
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:39,560
Speaker 3: I'm tired. I would till two three o'clock in the

840
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 3: more stepped out at two. That's crazy.

841
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:42,359
Speaker 2: I'm proud of you.

842
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:46,760
Speaker 1: But let's talk about other things hard toivot.

843
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:49,840
Speaker 2: No, that was great, thank you for sharing. Uh not

844
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:53,960
Speaker 2: letting me do like, go ahead, what sho should we

845
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 2: talk about? Uh? Somebody hitting this up about.

846
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:03,399
Speaker 1: What heres up? Oh?

847
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:05,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's talk about it. So we got this merch out.

848
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 2: It's cute. A lot of you guys are buying it.

849
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:11,320
Speaker 2: Ours is coming. Oh Andrew, did you order some sizes?

850
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:11,799
Speaker 1: No?

851
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:14,759
Speaker 4: The email I was attached on that email where they

852
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:18,319
Speaker 4: were like, hey, what are your sizes? Only addressing both

853
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 4: of you, and I was.

854
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 2: Like, why didn't you get in there and see don't

855
00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:25,080
Speaker 2: email you should have been. I have to order. I

856
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:25,879
Speaker 2: need to order some.

857
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:27,960
Speaker 1: For the show because I feel like they are not

858
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:28,759
Speaker 1: going to give us enough.

859
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,960
Speaker 2: How long will it take? I don't know. I'll overnight.

860
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:34,239
Speaker 3: We should do it now, now, don't overnight to do

861
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:36,680
Speaker 3: it now. After we get off this episode, we'll order some.

862
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 3: So we have shirts at the live show face.

863
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 2: Yes, ma'am for purchase for sale.

864
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:45,800
Speaker 1: Well, I owe star, I star. You send me your sizes.

865
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:47,520
Speaker 1: I got you, boo. I'm going to order yours.

866
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 2: That's what we'll do.

867
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 1: Andrew. When we order the shirts, tell us what size

868
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,319
Speaker 1: you want, what size you wear a small man?

869
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:54,719
Speaker 2: And what it's I think it's unisex.

870
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:55,719
Speaker 4: Okay, all right?

871
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:57,240
Speaker 1: Styles?

872
00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:59,719
Speaker 4: Oh I want the baby.

873
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 1: Yellow or white baby? Yeah.

874
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 2: I feel like people aren't into the yellow as much,

875
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:07,359
Speaker 2: but I like the yellow.

876
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:10,280
Speaker 4: I love the yellow. Yeah. Whatever, we have good cushion.

877
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:13,600
Speaker 4: I don't want good cushion. Game Sorry, wow, not good.

878
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 4: That's the one that you know.

879
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:22,400
Speaker 2: It's it's it's actually supposed to be. It's yeah, it's funny.

880
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:25,239
Speaker 1: There's no such thing as a good Christian gay cool,

881
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 1: it's cool church you know you can be gay and

882
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:31,800
Speaker 1: Christian and good that this doesn't.

883
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:34,319
Speaker 4: Make any sense and I love that's merch though, that's merch.

884
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, we do that merch.

885
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:39,120
Speaker 3: Okay, so that in a small and yellow baby because

886
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 3: you're not wearing you pray ho if you not wearing

887
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:41,320
Speaker 3: good Christian.

888
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 2: Gay Yep, that's true.

889
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 4: Hell yeah, I don't know. That's me okay, but you are.

890
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:49,359
Speaker 4: I'm not eating now and I'm not praying you're not eating.

891
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:50,520
Speaker 1: No.

892
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:54,359
Speaker 2: Wow, it's a lot. I feel like you lying.

893
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,880
Speaker 4: You think you know what I do.

894
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:00,800
Speaker 3: Say that you don't really do know you'll be laying

895
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 3: the end. You said, wow, that's enough. Did you hear

896
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 3: being aggressive today? It's because my hair is platin.

897
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:12,800
Speaker 2: I think you need to slow down. Cisco ev. You

898
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:14,759
Speaker 2: got a pit bull in your skirt whatever I think

899
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 2: she was the pit bull whatever it was out of

900
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:19,239
Speaker 2: pit bull in her skirt. Well, it feels like a

901
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 2: pit bull is coming off your neck.

902
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 3: Were your friendly when I said that, Yes, we do, Sydney,

903
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:31,440
Speaker 3: We're not talking to you, sist. So somebody hit us

904
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:35,200
Speaker 3: up and they were like, well, the name the merch

905
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:39,279
Speaker 3: sounds like the name of our podcast, and we love

906
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:43,239
Speaker 3: them them no, I love them, we like them, they're great,

907
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:47,759
Speaker 3: but eat pray and they're like, did you guys trademark this?

908
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 3: This is like the kind of the name of our podcast.

909
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 2: Kind of and it's actually kind of the name of

910
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:55,560
Speaker 2: Julia Roberts movie.

911
00:39:55,880 --> 00:40:00,160
Speaker 1: It's literally mimicking the Julia Roberts movie because I did

912
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 1: what she did well whatever, but the book, the movie,

913
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:06,880
Speaker 1: the book, the movie, yet you know what it is

914
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 1: whatever with the macaroni letter pray Home, Eat Pray Love.

915
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:13,839
Speaker 1: But that's what I did.

916
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,279
Speaker 3: I went on a trip, like she went on a

917
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:18,000
Speaker 3: trip and did you know, cooler stuff than what she did.

918
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:20,040
Speaker 3: But these people were like, well.

919
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:21,160
Speaker 2: Don't say these people.

920
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:23,560
Speaker 1: They're also well I'm saying these people because I'm not

921
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 1: going to say their name, right, but they so what

922
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:26,520
Speaker 1: am I supposed to say?

923
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:28,719
Speaker 2: I don't know how how do we go? We don't

924
00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 2: know the diplomats.

925
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 1: But it's just like, but everybody, everybody has podcast names,

926
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 1: and everybody has like sayings and stuff, and we understand,

927
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 1: you know, how people might have similarity, but you can't

928
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:42,800
Speaker 1: just assume like, oh, that's is this from us, and

929
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:46,319
Speaker 1: it's like, really, yeah, we went on your podcast, would

930
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 1: be that silly. We went right.

931
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 2: They were like, well, how long have you'all been saying

932
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:51,880
Speaker 2: this is this? And it was like, is this treadmark?

933
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:53,160
Speaker 1: It is now?

934
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:56,719
Speaker 2: It is now said? He was like, I was like,

935
00:40:56,880 --> 00:41:05,200
Speaker 2: it is absolutely trademarked teammed. I don't know so.

936
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:08,120
Speaker 3: But then today I was on line and I saw

937
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:10,959
Speaker 3: a podcast called Eat Prey Judge and there's one called

938
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:12,600
Speaker 3: eat Pray God or something.

939
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:15,120
Speaker 2: Like that, like eat Pray Britney spears. Okay, so what

940
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:15,480
Speaker 2: it was?

941
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 5: You?

942
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,120
Speaker 1: You going in after everybody?

943
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:20,040
Speaker 3: Are you also sliding in Julia Roberts inbox saying well

944
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:21,920
Speaker 3: you pray love sounds a lot like our Like.

945
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 1: What what you're gonna say? I don't know anyway, but

946
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:27,719
Speaker 1: that was keep by the shirt is what I'm saying.

947
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:29,920
Speaker 1: And make sure y'all shout out unofficial expert.

948
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:33,399
Speaker 2: Please aunofficial expert to the tea with the two teas

949
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:38,920
Speaker 2: and then what else do I have? Uh, Marie, I

950
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:41,799
Speaker 2: don't know how I'm gonna go forward. Will you breaking

951
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 2: up with me?

952
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:42,440
Speaker 4: No?

953
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:47,920
Speaker 1: In relationships, I think that people will feel a certain

954
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:53,759
Speaker 1: kind of way because I I feel like we've been

955
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:58,920
Speaker 1: friends for so long, and when it comes down to it,

956
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:02,160
Speaker 1: it's like you know, will I pick my girlfriend or

957
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:05,279
Speaker 1: whatever or over you or whatever. And I don't want

958
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 1: to be and there, as Marie always wins, I don't

959
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:10,920
Speaker 1: want to be in a situation like that. But I'm

960
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:13,040
Speaker 1: also like, wait, what do you mean you don't want

961
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 1: to be in a situation where where you it's me

962
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:15,080
Speaker 1: against the.

963
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 2: The life, you against it. But it's just like we

964
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:21,560
Speaker 2: have a certain kind of fun, right, We have a

965
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:22,319
Speaker 2: certain kind of fun.

966
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:26,000
Speaker 1: And if anybody sees that, I could see them feeling

967
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:28,279
Speaker 1: some kind of way because they're like, well, you are

968
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:29,799
Speaker 1: not like this with me, And I was like, well,

969
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:31,560
Speaker 1: me and Marie are not fucking I don't I'm not

970
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:35,280
Speaker 1: romantically involved with her. The thing that she just won't

971
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:38,760
Speaker 1: be mad at me because we're not in a relationship together.

972
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:44,520
Speaker 1: So I feel like, going forward, whoever I'm supposed to

973
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:46,400
Speaker 1: be with or whatever, I think it's going to be

974
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:51,320
Speaker 1: complicated because I think whoever is going to be with

975
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:56,880
Speaker 1: me will compare our friendship to like how I am

976
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:57,879
Speaker 1: in a relationship.

977
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:03,759
Speaker 3: But my question you is everybody who's in a relationship

978
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:09,760
Speaker 3: has best friends, So then is everybody comparing their best

979
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 3: friend to their person?

980
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,919
Speaker 2: But everybody's best friendship like ours.

981
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:18,480
Speaker 1: I mean, I will say that trash, I'll put that

982
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:22,560
Speaker 1: on a record, that our shit is quite fire, fuego,

983
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:25,839
Speaker 1: it's bars. It's one of those It's one of those

984
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 1: things where when people see us, our chemistry is like

985
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:35,920
Speaker 1: like undeniably, oh wow, they they are friends.

986
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:42,000
Speaker 3: Yes, But Sidney, everybody has friends, right, everybody has friends,

987
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:45,480
Speaker 3: and then so when you get into relationship with somebody,

988
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 3: you have to win over their friends also.

989
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:50,560
Speaker 2: That's kind of like what a relationship is.

990
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:54,239
Speaker 3: Otherwise, if if the friends don't like you, then they're

991
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:56,160
Speaker 3: gonna be like, well, I don't know why you're in

992
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 3: a relationship with that person, and well don't bring them.

993
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:00,799
Speaker 3: They can't come boland with us or whatever the hell

994
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:06,279
Speaker 3: friends be doing. But I don't know, Sydney, what are

995
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:08,160
Speaker 3: you trying to say. You're saying that we need to

996
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:10,000
Speaker 3: be less, we need to have less chemistry so that

997
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:11,239
Speaker 3: your relationships can thrive.

998
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 1: I don't know, friend, I'm just saying. I'm just it

999
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:17,080
Speaker 1: was a I'm putting it on on the squeeze board

1000
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:19,040
Speaker 1: or whatever. What's one of those boards, are you like,

1001
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:21,319
Speaker 1: write on it the dry race Yeah, dry erase board.

1002
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 1: I'm putting on that one of those as a note

1003
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:27,080
Speaker 1: and saying I'm saying, uh, I'm.

1004
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,279
Speaker 2: Just I'm sure what the what the what? The thought is?

1005
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:31,960
Speaker 2: The thought is if did I have do I have

1006
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:34,680
Speaker 2: to pick over you or like the person I'm going

1007
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:35,000
Speaker 2: to be with?

1008
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:37,000
Speaker 1: And I'm like, was it it? Do you want to

1009
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:37,400
Speaker 1: be happy?

1010
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 2: Or do you want to be rich?

1011
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 1: You want to be happy?

1012
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:44,160
Speaker 2: Or do you want to make money with me?

1013
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:48,839
Speaker 1: I mean, I think you just got a proposition as

1014
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:49,480
Speaker 1: your proposal.

1015
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:51,600
Speaker 3: Do you want to make money and build a business

1016
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:55,080
Speaker 3: with me, your ashy ball friend, or do you want.

1017
00:44:55,160 --> 00:45:03,840
Speaker 1: To you know, maybe squirt possibly like you know, be

1018
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:07,120
Speaker 1: fulfilled sexually? Do you want to be happy? Do you

1019
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:10,319
Speaker 1: want to be rich? I mean you want this zowoft now,

1020
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:14,280
Speaker 1: so you could be rich with three tas. Someone's off

1021
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 1: with three teas.

1022
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:20,320
Speaker 3: You'll be fine and you don't have to choose. We

1023
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 3: can still do what we're doing and you can still

1024
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:25,880
Speaker 3: also be happy. The person that you're in a relationship

1025
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:26,640
Speaker 3: with just has.

1026
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:30,400
Speaker 2: To understand that you know, this is business.

1027
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:31,920
Speaker 1: That's all is the business.

1028
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:32,200
Speaker 4: Worry.

1029
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:36,399
Speaker 1: I think this is what you said, Wow, you gotta

1030
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 1: I didn't know you said you gotta be on Wait,

1031
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 1: did what wait did we I didn't know it's time

1032
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:43,680
Speaker 1: for you to talk.

1033
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:50,760
Speaker 2: That This was you know, an S and M combo.

1034
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:52,920
Speaker 4: Okay, so.

1035
00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:59,960
Speaker 2: The African just sent me a text, he say, He said,

1036
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:03,400
Speaker 2: good afternoon. That's a different from good morning.

1037
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:07,680
Speaker 1: I mean it's it's pm, the PM, no, but I'm

1038
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:10,040
Speaker 1: saying a good afternoon feels better than a good morning.

1039
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:12,960
Speaker 2: Good morning feels thirsty. Right, Well, he's been waiting.

1040
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:14,520
Speaker 3: Since He've been waiting since two am, because that's when

1041
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:17,040
Speaker 3: I stop responding to him. Ah, he said, so what

1042
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:18,480
Speaker 3: do you want because I stopped talking to him, so

1043
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:19,359
Speaker 3: I'll go on another date.

1044
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:21,360
Speaker 2: So what do you want to know about me? What

1045
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:22,440
Speaker 2: do I want to know about him?

1046
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:24,520
Speaker 1: Oh? Now he wants to come in like a gentleman.

1047
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:27,359
Speaker 1: He's like, let's let's get all the things out now.

1048
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 2: Well, he asked, what do you want to know about me?

1049
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:32,920
Speaker 2: Last night? And I just stopped responding because it was

1050
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,879
Speaker 2: like you should have led with that, right bitch.

1051
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:40,360
Speaker 1: Okay? Oh, now all of a sudden, you got Manna's

1052
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:52,920
Speaker 1: nigga nigga that felt racist and homophobic. Can't too, we

1053
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:54,440
Speaker 1: can't put it with the t sorry.

1054
00:46:57,400 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 2: All right?

1055
00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 1: I mean this is the shortest episode we've ember had.

1056
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 1: I feel like we're ending right now. We got a

1057
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:06,320
Speaker 1: whole nother other episode. Guess can we can we do

1058
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:10,799
Speaker 1: like five more minutes? Is that possible? Okay?

1059
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:15,800
Speaker 2: Okay, already love love love it, love it, love it,

1060
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 2: bob it. I'm tired. Ah, we all are tired, tired

1061
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 2: with the tea. Okay.

1062
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:27,080
Speaker 1: Well, if someone was like, hey, if you had to

1063
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:31,759
Speaker 1: save Marie or a girlfriend or wife, they were both.

1064
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 1: We're both one, is what? We're both?

1065
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:36,920
Speaker 2: What on a plank?

1066
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:40,879
Speaker 1: That's like rickety and you're equidistance between us and there's

1067
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:42,879
Speaker 1: a fire coming and a shark nado.

1068
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:45,640
Speaker 2: What you're gonna do? I don't know, Marine. That's a

1069
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:47,480
Speaker 2: tough one, A tough one.

1070
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:52,680
Speaker 1: Off the record, off the record, off the record, off

1071
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:57,040
Speaker 1: the record. Oh no, curly, your current situation? Who are

1072
00:47:57,040 --> 00:48:02,920
Speaker 1: you picking? Oh Marie, you can't ask me that. I

1073
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:06,120
Speaker 1: would try to find a way to Would we all dye?

1074
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:07,719
Speaker 1: All three of us are dying?

1075
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 2: Selfish? That's selfish to all of us.

1076
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:12,279
Speaker 1: Gotta die everybody because I can't, I can't, I won't.

1077
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be able to choose. I'd be like, oh, Marie,

1078
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:21,480
Speaker 1: I you know when you mentioned cancer. I was like,

1079
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:25,680
Speaker 1: I cried, but if I had to pick between you

1080
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:29,399
Speaker 1: dying because I had to let you die? In answer, wait,

1081
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:33,120
Speaker 1: what even the way I'm dying, me dying if you

1082
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:35,040
Speaker 1: had to let me die, or can't you letting you die?

1083
00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:36,719
Speaker 1: It's easier for you.

1084
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:45,280
Speaker 2: I mean you're telling me it is easier. I'm just saying,

1085
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:46,479
Speaker 2: what are you saying?

1086
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:46,840
Speaker 1: Marie?

1087
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 2: It's not fair because I I you're.

1088
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:54,440
Speaker 1: Not in a relationship, so I'm comparing from your situation.

1089
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:56,399
Speaker 1: I'm like, of course Marie would save me. She ain't

1090
00:48:56,400 --> 00:49:01,319
Speaker 1: got no other niggas a blind.

1091
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:04,960
Speaker 2: So I'm not saving a six ' five, do you

1092
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:05,440
Speaker 2: know what I mean?

1093
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:10,320
Speaker 1: Like you pull through, Brian, Come on, Jay, I believe

1094
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 1: in you.

1095
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:14,080
Speaker 2: You gotta come on, find the strength within. I'm not

1096
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:14,560
Speaker 2: the rock.

1097
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:17,680
Speaker 1: This ain't skyscraper. So you're saying you can't save a man.

1098
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 2: No, I'm not saving a man. That's real.

1099
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:22,759
Speaker 1: If my friend is in is under duress, and it's

1100
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:25,719
Speaker 1: some tall man or short man with a big and

1101
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:28,239
Speaker 1: or small dick is dying, I'm gonna be like, well,

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00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 1: you know you had a good run. Run to the light, sir, Mari.

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00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 2: That was honestly the sweetest thing you've ever said.

1104
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:40,799
Speaker 3: To me, and that I would let a man die

1105
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:43,360
Speaker 3: for you. Yeah, Sidney, I would cross the ocean for you.

1106
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:46,920
Speaker 3: I would bring the sun and the moon.

1107
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:49,279
Speaker 1: For you.

1108
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 2: I like blonde. I don't actually I don't know that. Yeah,

1109
00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:02,279
Speaker 2: but we just for you. Yeah, we're tone deaf. It's fine,

1110
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 2: and we don't know lyrics.

1111
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:06,439
Speaker 1: Marie. This was this was great.

1112
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:07,279
Speaker 2: This is a good one.

1113
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:09,799
Speaker 1: You feel good. Yeah. Well someone wrote us and they

1114
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:11,800
Speaker 1: were like, man, the guests are gonna have to fucking

1115
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:15,320
Speaker 1: come through because these solo episodes have been fired.

1116
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 2: They've been so good.

1117
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:17,920
Speaker 1: Fuego.

1118
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:18,359
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1119
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:20,799
Speaker 3: So well, we've been friends for a long time, all

1120
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:23,320
Speaker 3: the more reason for you to save me. If I'm dying,

1121
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:25,920
Speaker 3: I Marie, I would know you, wouldn't.

1122
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:29,160
Speaker 2: I have bad like posture and upper body strength, but

1123
00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:30,120
Speaker 2: I would find a way.

1124
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:33,800
Speaker 1: We both die. We both dying, We both dying, honestly,

1125
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:36,200
Speaker 1: that you had to go the upper body strength. I

1126
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:40,000
Speaker 1: hope they put us both in the casket together, or

1127
00:50:40,719 --> 00:50:41,920
Speaker 1: or if we do a little cremation.

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00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:44,440
Speaker 3: I would want to be mixed in with you. Oh,

1129
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:49,400
Speaker 3: like salt and pepper. Yeah, the double coughin thing feels

1130
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:50,400
Speaker 3: like like a no.

1131
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:52,800
Speaker 2: For me, Well, we're both then, so aren't we.

1132
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:56,759
Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean my butt would need a little bit

1133
00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 1: more space, and I'd be like, yo, just Ben Sydney

1134
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:03,880
Speaker 1: knees and crammer at the bottom, Oh my god.

1135
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:07,200
Speaker 2: Or or it would be like head to head to toe.

1136
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 1: No, yeah, oh like we would.

1137
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 3: Both our heads would be on a propicis side. Yes,

1138
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:13,960
Speaker 3: we could do that and both sides.

1139
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:15,520
Speaker 1: Sixty nine?

1140
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:19,879
Speaker 2: Can we sixty nine? Coughin it? No, Andrew, sixty nine

1141
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:21,200
Speaker 2: another one of your favorite positions.

1142
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:22,800
Speaker 4: I do not like sixty nine.

1143
00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:25,279
Speaker 2: Now because that means you would still have to do stuff. Yeah,

1144
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:28,439
Speaker 2: you got to get you a little sharper image pillow

1145
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:30,840
Speaker 2: for your head. So no, so you could do it.

1146
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:33,840
Speaker 2: Probably So Andrew's lazy. He's like me, you're related.

1147
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, we are.

1148
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:35,439
Speaker 2: It's fine.

1149
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 1: Mother, mother, Oh wow, oh mother, Okay, and Andrew your

1150
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:48,279
Speaker 1: concept con sept it's fine.

1151
00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:49,439
Speaker 2: Is that schult?

1152
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:53,080
Speaker 1: We haven't said merch now that we've gotten merch well,

1153
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:54,680
Speaker 1: because you know, we actually got to make it now.

1154
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:57,319
Speaker 1: And it's like shout out to Andrew for designing. Yeah,

1155
00:51:57,320 --> 00:51:59,960
Speaker 1: Andrew's been doing everything. He's been doing the flyers, he's

1156
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 1: been making sure the power point is together for the

1157
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:06,360
Speaker 1: live show, which we need to do that. Oh, the

1158
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:10,640
Speaker 1: live show is coming out tomorrow. No, this episode comes

1159
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:13,320
Speaker 1: out after the live show. Oh fuck okay, oh you

1160
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:14,719
Speaker 1: missed it. Thank you for coming.

1161
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:17,680
Speaker 2: If you can canceled that canceled, that's that's done.

1162
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:22,080
Speaker 1: Yes, but we will be in San Francisco. Yes, we

1163
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:25,600
Speaker 1: are for sketch Fetch Bitches, sketch Fest.

1164
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:31,640
Speaker 3: Sketch Fest. Yes, January eighteenth, eighteenth. So if you everybody

1165
00:52:31,719 --> 00:52:32,879
Speaker 3: who's in California, that's.

1166
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:34,040
Speaker 2: Like, I would come down for you.

1167
00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:36,600
Speaker 1: I would all that ship y'all were talking. I got

1168
00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:38,920
Speaker 1: to bring that fucking energy to San Francisco.

1169
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 2: Bring us the sun in the moon.

1170
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:41,359
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear none of I don't want

1171
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:44,640
Speaker 1: to be like and making the baby debt, the baby dead,

1172
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:48,600
Speaker 1: baby dad, bring the baby to the shame, that baby's

1173
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:52,399
Speaker 1: ashes to the fucking show. It will sprinkle the moment

1174
00:52:52,440 --> 00:53:03,279
Speaker 1: of the baby. Come on, wait, wait, we gotta go.

1175
00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:07,719
Speaker 3: But that is the weekend, that's January eighteenth, that's Martin

1176
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:11,279
Speaker 3: Luther King weekend. So he had a dream, his dream

1177
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:13,320
Speaker 3: that Nigga had a dream for us to thrive in

1178
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:16,400
Speaker 3: San Francisco. So the mountaintop San Francisco is you know,

1179
00:53:16,719 --> 00:53:19,719
Speaker 3: rich people there? So that's that was markin Martin's dream

1180
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:19,960
Speaker 3: for us.

1181
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 1: Really yeah, So if you live in Oakland, I suggest

1182
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:26,120
Speaker 1: you figure it out now. So if you live in

1183
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:28,120
Speaker 1: l A and he took a bus up, yes, Q two,

1184
00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 1: figure it out. You live in Berkeley, like you guys

1185
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:32,920
Speaker 1: can all make it happen in San Francisco.

1186
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:35,720
Speaker 3: And you got plenty of time to save them quaints. Okay,

1187
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:39,520
Speaker 3: you got all of December. Are we flying out, Andrew?

1188
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:41,880
Speaker 3: What you're getting flute outly?

1189
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:43,480
Speaker 2: Are they flying us cover?

1190
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:45,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, bitch, they are flying us out.

1191
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:45,800
Speaker 2: But I don't know.

1192
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:47,319
Speaker 3: I don't know if we can fly you out, Andrew.

1193
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:49,560
Speaker 3: We'll see what the patreon does. Have you ever been

1194
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:50,240
Speaker 3: to San Francisco?

1195
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:50,879
Speaker 4: I have been.

1196
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:55,480
Speaker 1: Hey, that's San franc Yeah, but we get we get

1197
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:57,719
Speaker 1: we get two hotel rooms, so.

1198
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:01,879
Speaker 2: If we can who's sharing hotel rooms? Well I'll share

1199
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:03,759
Speaker 2: with him? Okay mine, because I'm gonna be out there

1200
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:06,840
Speaker 2: trying to be a hoe. Yeah, with the share with you.

1201
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:09,080
Speaker 1: These Steve jobs niggas. You guys need to go to

1202
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:11,960
Speaker 1: the If you guys go to the patreon. If you're

1203
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:14,080
Speaker 1: not on there, go on there now, because then I'm

1204
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:16,360
Speaker 1: gonna tell like more of what's going on in my

1205
00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:19,759
Speaker 1: life on there and get the money up so we

1206
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:21,759
Speaker 1: can get Andrew to come to San Francisco.

1207
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:22,279
Speaker 2: How about that?

1208
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:26,040
Speaker 1: And if if you heard what you just heard, you

1209
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:31,760
Speaker 1: should be flocking to the patreon honestly, Sis, it's messy

1210
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:37,600
Speaker 1: the tea is is it harmped warmped yea worm with

1211
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:42,799
Speaker 1: the tea? It's really warm, Sidney, come on this warm ah? Okay, well,

1212
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:44,560
Speaker 1: this is what we're doing. We'll see you in San Francisco.

1213
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:46,120
Speaker 1: We'll see you next week because you know we do

1214
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:51,160
Speaker 1: this weekly. Yeah, great, comment, subscribe, share this with your parents,

1215
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:54,760
Speaker 1: tell everybody. So you're gay, straight, taking friends and sliding

1216
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:57,440
Speaker 1: my damns too. You guys are all sliding in Maurice's dams.

1217
00:54:57,480 --> 00:54:59,919
Speaker 1: I'm here too, and stop being as like sad and sad.

1218
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:02,040
Speaker 3: Why are they not start any your d ms because

1219
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:04,759
Speaker 3: you're begging for it? Yeah, you said, don't be sad?

1220
00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:10,160
Speaker 3: How dare you tell somebody not to be sad? Don't

1221
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:12,960
Speaker 3: be sad? Say nice stuff, say you want to fuck me?

1222
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:19,560
Speaker 1: Okay, you know why they don't want to beg your

1223
00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:21,360
Speaker 1: says because you don't leave your house at two am

1224
00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:24,880
Speaker 1: to meet for drink. I'm sober.

1225
00:55:27,719 --> 00:55:31,040
Speaker 2: That is racist and homophobic. Siding you racist and homophobic?

1226
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:31,440
Speaker 2: Shut up?

1227
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:32,360
Speaker 1: You called this niggots.

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00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:36,640
Speaker 2: We gotta go. I love your friend. I like you

1229
00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:42,560
Speaker 2: two friend. Okay, so aloft Yes, we love you two Andrew, Thank.

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00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:45,080
Speaker 1: You, ah bye.

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