Speaker 1: Thanks, Scott.
Speaker 2: Wait, I'm not ready yet.
Speaker 1: Too bad?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: Because you're on your phone? No, millennial, dude, I've put
Speaker 1: your phone down. Are you eating tidepods? Millennial?
Speaker 2: That's not the one I wanted to play. Where's the
Speaker 2: regular one?
Speaker 1: Because you're on tidepods because you're a millennial.
Speaker 2: Wait, what is tidepods? I mean, I know what they are,
Speaker 2: but who's eating tidepods?
Speaker 1: It's you because you're a millennial.
Speaker 2: Millennials eat tidepods.
Speaker 1: Yeah, haven't you seen the news? I read one article
Speaker 1: on a meme that someone shared on Facebook, and now
Speaker 1: I think it's the truth about all millennials.
Speaker 2: Millennial. I don't understand what's going on here. I'm just
Speaker 2: looking for the serial Killers theme and I can't find it,
Speaker 2: and you're yelling at me.
Speaker 1: Of course, blame it on everyone else. Can't take any
Speaker 1: responsibility for yourself because every time has to be everyone
Speaker 1: else's fault. This is serial Killers.
Speaker 2: You're messing me up today, dude.
Speaker 1: Back in my day, we used map quest.
Speaker 2: Look behind you, I waved. He's angrily staring.
Speaker 1: He's scary.
Speaker 2: He desperately wants to come in here.
Speaker 1: One day.
Speaker 2: I understand you can't eat the stuff. Yeah, talking about Garrett,
Speaker 2: he can't eat anything. Hey, welcome to Serial Killers. It's
Speaker 2: episode sixty one.
Speaker 1: Wow, shut up?
Speaker 2: Is it sixty one? Is it sixty one? Is today Friday? Yeah,
Speaker 2: welcome to Friday.
Speaker 1: But we're recording this.
Speaker 2: I hope you had a nice Thanksgiving yesterday? Oh god, yeah.
Speaker 1: We really are recording so far in advance.
Speaker 2: We had cereal at our table yesterday.
Speaker 1: Oh same, We had a turkey stuffed with cheerios.
Speaker 2: Yeah. We make cheerio stuffing in our house. It's delicious.
Speaker 1: And old Mom's crunchberry turkey.
Speaker 2: It was really really delicious. Well, welcome to episode sixty one.
Speaker 2: I am Scottie Bee your sense of Cereal. That's Andrew,
Speaker 2: just along for the ride. We're doing that now, what
Speaker 2: what we're calling you? The sen SA of Cereal? Well
Speaker 2: you said that that was cool?
Speaker 1: When what was that? Oh millennial and needs have notifications
Speaker 1: on can't miss anything.
Speaker 2: A couple ago you called me something and I said,
Speaker 2: sen Save Cereal is what we said early on?
Speaker 1: Oh well I canceled that. Yeah, Senn Save Cereals.
Speaker 2: That's cool. Well, here we are. It's Serial Killers the
Speaker 2: Cereal Podcast, where we talk about Cereal and let's do
Speaker 2: what do you want to do? First? Classic or new?
Speaker 1: Well, what would you like to do? I never ask
Speaker 1: you what you want to do.
Speaker 2: I'll do a new one.
Speaker 1: Great, let's do it, all right, let's break out.
Speaker 2: We've done this Cereal's brother. Okay, but this is like
Speaker 2: the brother that goes to the gym all the time,
Speaker 2: like yeah and works out. So there's a little dinky
Speaker 2: little brother over there. Yeah, and this is the big one,
Speaker 2: the older brother who's like a kick everyone's ass.
Speaker 1: Well you have a brother, which one are you?
Speaker 2: I'm the stronger one?
Speaker 1: Oh you are?
Speaker 2: I think so you could beat your brother. I'm pretty
Speaker 2: sure I could take him.
Speaker 1: Did you ever beat your brother up as a kid.
Speaker 2: No, he used to beat me up. Oh yeah, But
Speaker 2: then again, you said you could take me. I don't
Speaker 2: think so without a doubt. All rightside, how about that? No,
Speaker 2: Cooper says that it makes me angry, so cut it out.
Speaker 1: So catch me outside. How about it?
Speaker 2: New from post, improving on the original and in cookie form.
Speaker 2: This is the kind I would eat.
Speaker 1: My sister wants. Okay, so my sister is a new
Speaker 1: listener to this podcast. Hi Jackie and by the time work.
Speaker 1: By the time she hears this, she's gonna already know
Speaker 1: that we did this. But she's been asking about this one.
Speaker 2: How did you know what it is? Andrew?
Speaker 1: Because I look behind your back?
Speaker 2: Why do you peak?
Speaker 1: Because I want to know what it is?
Speaker 2: New from posts? It's oreo Oh's mega stuff.
Speaker 1: I have to take a picture, and how it's my
Speaker 1: sister one sec Okay.
Speaker 2: I read while you're taking a picture. It's not a dream.
Speaker 2: It's post mega stuff oreo Oh Cereal. It can't be real,
Speaker 2: but it is your favorite treat now in your cereal ball,
Speaker 2: chocolate crunchy Oh's with that oreo cookie taste you love
Speaker 2: and marshmallows come together in an unbelievable, delicious breakfast combination.
Speaker 2: There's nothing quite like it, even in your dreams. But
Speaker 2: it's not a dream.
Speaker 1: Is this a dream?
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, am I real? But okay, hold on,
Speaker 2: So this is oreo O Cereal with marshmallows. That's pretty much.
Speaker 2: I just thought there was more. I thought there was
Speaker 2: more oreo O's stuff.
Speaker 1: I really thought the circle would have been like sugarcoated.
Speaker 2: What it was it always was. I just thought it
Speaker 2: was like more of d white stuff. Ah yeah, same okay,
Speaker 2: Scottie shake.
Speaker 1: I love oreo os you do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wasn't such a big food with the boxes flimsy.
Speaker 2: You already lost points post.
Speaker 1: My sister wants to come in to do an episode
Speaker 1: one day.
Speaker 2: Well that.
Speaker 1: She can only come in if she brings Luna. Follow
Speaker 1: Luna on Instagram Luna Bella Graham. What that's Jackie's Instagram?
Speaker 2: Anyone know how to spell that?
Speaker 1: L U n A b E l l A g
Speaker 1: r A M. Yeah, you are so disruptive. You're a child.
Speaker 1: You are a child.
Speaker 2: Look. I put up a Twitter poll and people said
Speaker 2: they like the cereal ball sound who when once you
Speaker 2: put up a Twitter p I like cereal balls.
Speaker 1: You're the only person that voted No. You took a
Speaker 1: long time to answer. Also, can we go back to
Speaker 1: me fighting you? Why do you think you could take me?
Speaker 2: You put on a few lately and I just think
Speaker 2: that I could just knock you over and you can't
Speaker 2: get up.
Speaker 1: You're saying that to me when you're the one who's
Speaker 1: but on way Moore, No, I haven't.
Speaker 2: I've taken off. I went on the scale this morning.
Speaker 2: I was proud of myself and how much to a
Speaker 2: one here mm hmm detector determined that was a lie.
Speaker 2: Oreo Oh's Mega Stuff.
Speaker 1: I would go for your knees. You have weak knees.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't, Yes, you do, because my cardilage makes
Speaker 2: noise when I go up the steps.
Speaker 3: Good.
Speaker 2: It does taste like an Oreo cookie.
Speaker 1: I give it three bowls and boom.
Speaker 2: You have to let it shimmer in your mouth for
Speaker 2: a minute. You're also sick, so you can't taste anything.
Speaker 1: I could taste it.
Speaker 2: When you're sick, your taste budgs over.
Speaker 1: We have allergies, liar, Oh, do you know my body?
Speaker 2: I sure do.
Speaker 1: Andrew, you're weird like my body. Do you remember ed
Speaker 1: Nachole Smith? No, you don't remember when she did the
Speaker 1: trim spy ed you did, right? Yeah, she was the
Speaker 1: one who did the commercial like my body.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go four bules on it. I like it.
Speaker 2: I don't eat oreo cookies anymore, but I like the
Speaker 2: cereal oreo O's Mega Stuff four bowls.
Speaker 1: You do eat sweets?
Speaker 2: Thank your post never said I don't eat sweets. Let's
Speaker 2: move on the classic.
Speaker 1: I saw you eat the inside of a pie today.
Speaker 2: No, I just used the cherries from a cherry pie
Speaker 2: as jam on a biscuit, and then.
Speaker 1: You used apples. You took the apples out of it too.
Speaker 1: You're a liar. Just admit to yourself that you eat
Speaker 1: these things just because you don't eat the crust, which
Speaker 1: is probably the better part for you.
Speaker 2: No, dude, you know what Andrew eating the fruit? You
Speaker 2: know what it is.
Speaker 1: It's gelatinous sugar.
Speaker 2: Do you know what it is?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: It's the right thing to do. That's right, says Wilford Brimley.
Speaker 1: You're using someone with type two diabetes to support you.
Speaker 1: I think you're in the wrong. I'll have I'll see
Speaker 1: myself out of this episode, all right.
Speaker 2: That brings us to the that ties into the classic here.
Speaker 1: Great.
Speaker 2: This has been around since nineteen eighty eight or so.
Speaker 2: The we did the Sister Cereal a few episodes ago.
Speaker 2: It's a Quaker cereal. And as you know, or you
Speaker 2: don't know, because you probably weren't born in the late eighties,
Speaker 2: Wilfrid Brimley started. He was the pitchman for Quaker Oats.
Speaker 1: Like I tell you, literally every episode nicety ninety one.
Speaker 2: Okay, but there were also commercials in what are You
Speaker 2: texting me.
Speaker 1: For my SESTERI put her in the group chat.
Speaker 2: He did it into the nineties two and I found
Speaker 2: this one. He sounds very angry. He used to do
Speaker 2: just a hot oatmeal and then he did one.
Speaker 1: Continue what are you doing? I have to blow my nose.
Speaker 2: Don't do it on the microphone. It's disgusting.
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 2: That's the equivalent of like you sitting at the dinner
Speaker 2: table and blowing your nose at the table, and it's disgusting.
Speaker 1: I didn't blow my nose directly into the mic. So anyway,
Speaker 1: cut it out and post.
Speaker 2: They know they came. I like post. They're good cereals.
Speaker 2: So I found this commercial of Wilford pitching hot oatmeal.
Speaker 2: It's like Quaker oatmeal extra and he's just put on
Speaker 2: the TV.
Speaker 1: Oh you missed it was an oats commercial.
Speaker 2: He sounds very angry and forceful.
Speaker 3: Listen new Quaker extra instant oatmeal one. Know what's extra
Speaker 3: about it? Extra vitamins. You get extra vitamin A, extra B,
Speaker 3: six C E.
Speaker 2: Extra iron.
Speaker 3: You get all the nutrition of oatmeal plus the whole
Speaker 3: day's all this stuff.
Speaker 2: What do it taste like?
Speaker 3: Tastes like good hot Quaker oatmeal. Oh, one more extra,
Speaker 3: your choice of fruit, new Quaker extra. It's the right
Speaker 3: thing to do and a new way to do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's forceful, angry.
Speaker 1: I feel like he's running for president in that ass.
Speaker 2: And he always looks sad because the mustache went down. Yeah,
Speaker 2: even when he smiled, he was frowning. Yeah he's still alive.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 2: Eighty five.
Speaker 1: Well you should write him a message.
Speaker 2: Gras Wilford. Where was that? Oh yeah, that's right, the.
Speaker 1: Classic bo Can you imagine if we could like interview him.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'd love it.
Speaker 1: That'd be great.
Speaker 2: I'd love it. I'd wheel him up here in a
Speaker 2: second wheel him. Yeah, I'm sure he's in a wheelchair.
Speaker 1: What why?
Speaker 2: He's old with diabetes, So.
Speaker 1: That doesn't mean that you okay, what nothing? Just what's
Speaker 1: the cereal? Scot it's Quaker cool? Yeah, it's Quaker oatmeal
Speaker 1: squares brown sugar. Oh oh yeah we did cinnamon. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is brown sugar cool. Look, that's your dad right there,
Speaker 1: it is. When's he coming in soon? Okay, Jack, you'll
Speaker 1: come in before he does.
Speaker 2: Maybe your dad can drive one of those beautiful new
Speaker 2: cars from sand Zone Autumnall.
Speaker 1: Love sand Zone automall for the best deals in the
Speaker 1: try said area sand Zone Autobile.
Speaker 2: By least it's up in January, I may take a trip.
Speaker 2: You gotta go, all right, this bag is sealed very tight.
Speaker 2: What I just really want to know why you think
Speaker 2: that you'd win in a fight. I don't know. I
Speaker 2: just think I can kick your ass. No I do.
Speaker 1: It's like not even close. Like I would hit you
Speaker 1: and you'd go down, but you're.
Speaker 2: Kind of shaped like a pair. I just think you'd
Speaker 2: fall over like one of those.
Speaker 1: No, no, those shaped like a pair. Do you know
Speaker 1: what that means? That means I'm stable, unlike you, who's
Speaker 1: not stable anywhere.
Speaker 2: You're very unstable.
Speaker 1: I would kick you and then you'd go down and
Speaker 1: you'd be like dick.
Speaker 2: Ouch.
Speaker 1: I'm in so much pain.
Speaker 2: I think it brokes out, big shop right, one percent milk,
Speaker 2: Quaker oatmeal, squares, brown sugar.
Speaker 1: You're changing the topic because you know i'd win.
Speaker 2: Let the milk get in the holes there a little bit.
Speaker 2: Here we go. I don't taste any brown s.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 2: There's bland, nothing, no clever.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give us three bowls.
Speaker 2: You're rating very fast. I don't like it. You don't
Speaker 2: give it a chance. You need it to go through
Speaker 2: your taste buds.
Speaker 1: But I'm tasting it. It's waker brown sugar oats. Can't
Speaker 1: really say much more squares yeah, ohmeal squares.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I give it a bowl on a spoon.
Speaker 1: Oh that's rude.
Speaker 2: That's like it.
Speaker 1: It's not that bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the right thing to do. Shut up.
Speaker 1: I'm using Walter Brimley to like Walter whatever. Walford, Wilford, Wilford, Wilford.
Speaker 1: That's such like an old name.
Speaker 2: The guy's eighty five.
Speaker 1: No, I'm saying like Wilford is definitely naming like the
Speaker 1: Roaring twenties that they would use.
Speaker 2: Hey, put Wilford on the phone. What did he wear
Speaker 2: those things around his leg with a strap down? What
Speaker 2: was what was that thing? You know what, like the
Speaker 2: like the old bartenders, they had like a strap.
Speaker 1: No, are you talking about trousers.
Speaker 2: I don't know those are pants, But there was like
Speaker 2: a leather thing like with a strap that went down.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe that was on their arm.
Speaker 1: I don't know, only time about the things that you
Speaker 1: would like cook onto your pants.
Speaker 2: Suspenders No, no, no, I'm not I know what suspenders are.
Speaker 2: People still wear those. It was like an old timey
Speaker 2: leather thing. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't think he did.
Speaker 2: Okay, I want to see him in a bathing suit
Speaker 2: from the thirties.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you could find that. Woolford is such an
Speaker 1: old name. What other names are really old? What's your parents' names?
Speaker 2: Richard?
Speaker 1: I mean, that's that's pretty that's still there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean, no one's naming their kid Richard now.
Speaker 2: It's like no one's naming their kids Scott or Andrew.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I wonder if those names will like
Speaker 2: have a resurgence and like come full circle.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, it's weird. My mom's name, Donna. Her
Speaker 1: name is making a comeback now. Donna is like a
Speaker 1: big comeback.
Speaker 2: Because Rhythmsindage had that song in the early nineties. Hey Donna,
Speaker 2: why you want to do me like that?
Speaker 1: Yep, that's exactly why she was born in the sixties.
Speaker 1: But yes, she was named based off of the Rhythm
Speaker 1: Syndicate song.
Speaker 2: I think there was a Donna song in the sixties too,
Speaker 2: Oh Donna Richie Vallens. Yeah, yeah, that's why she was born.
Speaker 2: Before the plane crash.
Speaker 1: What okay, serial killers crazy.
Speaker 2: Ask your mom about Richie Vallence on the plane crash.
Speaker 2: All right, she'll know that's why she's donea trust me.
Speaker 1: Ask your grandma. Oh my god, thanks Scott. Well, I
Speaker 1: all ask her from beyond seeing as she passed away.
Speaker 2: I got nothing. I'm sorry, I totally forgot Sorry anyway,
Speaker 2: I don't even know what to say. Let's just let's
Speaker 2: just move on to the next one. It's a bonus
Speaker 2: bag because we're going to try to get some redemption
Speaker 2: from Bare Naked. I checked this one out and there's
Speaker 2: no rosemary in this. I just I kind of much
Speaker 2: just end this. We just didn't end it. Do we
Speaker 2: need to do this on Grandpa? Ask your grandpa? Okay,
Speaker 2: I gotta go. All right, well, maybe this will make
Speaker 2: things better. It's Bare Naked Granolla, peanut butter, roasted peanut butter, peanuts, honey,
Speaker 2: and sea salt from the Bare Naked Granola Company. There's
Speaker 2: no weird spices in this one, so maybe we'll be okay.
Speaker 2: Whole grain oats, honey, peanut butter, peanuts, expeller press, sunflower oil,
Speaker 2: brown rice cane sugar, oat brand peanut flour, and sea salt.
Speaker 2: So it sounds like all good things.
Speaker 1: Yeah it should be.
Speaker 2: I forgot. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I know, I know you did.
Speaker 2: The smell is actually really nice, but I'm just trying
Speaker 2: to get past it. I'm sorry. Be just just move on.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Donna and Jackie and the entire family.
Speaker 1: I'm getting the chills.
Speaker 2: Here go, buddy, what is she talking to you from beyond?
Speaker 2: That's it all right, bear naked peanut butter granola. Here
Speaker 2: we go.
Speaker 1: Uh uh no, uh uh uh uh?
Speaker 2: What dry?
Speaker 1: It's too much peanut butter.
Speaker 2: It's very buttery.
Speaker 1: I don't like I don't like it.
Speaker 2: I don't think it deserves like a choke up. I'm
Speaker 2: eating it.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm. That good a bowl?
Speaker 2: No? No, I like this way better than the catchrew
Speaker 2: cocao one. That one had rosemary like. It was a
Speaker 2: bowl in a spoon.
Speaker 1: The peanut butter taste is so much that you can't
Speaker 1: even enjoy the cereal.
Speaker 2: This should have been a peanut butter explosion. Yeah, too
Speaker 2: much peanut butter on my tongue is aalt throw some
Speaker 2: marshmallows in from the Oreo cereal. I just want to go.
Speaker 1: Digging for the market, dude.
Speaker 2: That's it. Fluff for a Nutter Cereal. I just made it.
Speaker 1: Wow, you're a genius, truly, Oh my god, an innovator
Speaker 1: of our times.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm not even kidding. Hold on, stop eating, stop,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, take some Take three or four marshmallows
Speaker 2: out of there. Okay, seriously, it's.
Speaker 3: Gonna be.
Speaker 2: Why are you choking, I'm choking on something. Throw them
Speaker 2: in fix that, Throw them in this. Yes, the granola.
Speaker 2: Now now it takes spoon. Ready, go fluff for a
Speaker 2: Nutter Cereal? Yeah, no, no, whatever, I thought. I had
Speaker 2: a great idea. Maybe it needs to be in a
Speaker 2: different peanut butter cereal. Maybe it needs to be in
Speaker 2: the Nutter butter one or those is not good cam
Speaker 2: crunch peanut butter one, No peanut butter cap'n crunch with
Speaker 2: these marshmallows and okay, yeah, oh wait a minute, I
Speaker 2: just want to guess everything that I believe in. Yep,
Speaker 2: we don't mix. But I invented something, So that's okay.
Speaker 2: That was an invention, not a creation.
Speaker 1: What you really just make it up as you go along.
Speaker 2: Three balls I like it, and three balls without the marshmallows,
Speaker 2: I like it bare naked. Go it's not fair.
Speaker 1: It's not good. It's way too peanut buttery. It literally
Speaker 1: feels like how much peanut butter would you like? And
Speaker 1: the person just said, yes, there's no reason for that
Speaker 1: much peanut butter. It's gross.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's gross. It's a little bit overpowering,
Speaker 2: but it's okay, way too overpowerballs.
Speaker 1: Not good.
Speaker 2: Thank you for listening to episode sixty one of Serial Killers.
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Speaker 1: We'll be thanking you from our deathbeds in two years
Speaker 1: when the sugar kills us.
Speaker 2: No sugar will kill us, we'll just have to have
Speaker 2: insulin shots, which I won't be able to do. I
Speaker 2: could not give myself a shot, is ken.
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Speaker 2: It's so funny, like people go on Amazon and they
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Speaker 2: thanks for listening, have a great day, enjoy your weekend.
Speaker 2: We'll catch you on Monday. And until then, say crunch, Andrew,
Speaker 2: crink crunch, she's still dead.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: Really