WEBVTT - Joel Gertner 0:00:07.680 --> 0:00:11.000 All right, get it going right here? Right then? This 0:00:11.160 --> 0:00:14.760 is eyes up here, or the fourth time as we 0:00:14.840 --> 0:00:19.279 do a rereleaguered introduction. It's a little feedback, but we 0:00:19.320 --> 0:00:23.280 can get through that. For now, I'm Chad whatever, I'm here. 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:26.320 I'm joined by the host of the show, the Queen 0:00:26.360 --> 0:00:29.840 of Extreme Francine. How's your internet and microphone going today? 0:00:30.080 --> 0:00:33.680 It's not going at all. It's not working properly, and 0:00:33.760 --> 0:00:36.680 of course Hubbs isn't here to help, and I'm all 0:00:36.720 --> 0:00:39.920 by myself and I'm not tech savvy as we all know. 0:00:40.680 --> 0:00:44.360 So yeah, I'm on my phone now. I apologize, but 0:00:45.760 --> 0:00:48.800 this is how it's gonna be. So now for somebody 0:00:48.880 --> 0:00:51.559 like a good a good buddy of ours, Mike Derband, 0:00:52.440 --> 0:00:56.680 he loves when bad audio takes center stage on a 0:00:57.000 --> 0:01:00.200 on a podcast, so specifically to him, you gotta turned 0:01:00.200 --> 0:01:06.399 the volume up when Francine, maybe he cursed me. I'm 0:01:06.440 --> 0:01:10.200 coming after you today for sure. No, I don't know 0:01:10.240 --> 0:01:15.880 what's going on. It keeps muting me unfortunately, So you know, 0:01:16.240 --> 0:01:19.639 I know not everybody loves this Philadelphia accent of mine, 0:01:19.680 --> 0:01:22.440 but you know it is a podcast. I do have 0:01:22.520 --> 0:01:27.560 to speak. The Interweb powers that be didn't like the 0:01:27.600 --> 0:01:30.240 Philly accent. So they thought they just cut you off. Yeah, 0:01:30.440 --> 0:01:34.319 I guess. But AnyWho, how's it going, Let's go pretty good. 0:01:34.360 --> 0:01:38.640 How's week two of braces? Hate them? Hate them? Want 0:01:38.640 --> 0:01:41.160 to rip them off? I have to go on Monday 0:01:41.200 --> 0:01:44.080 because the bracket came off. It's sliding all every time 0:01:44.120 --> 0:01:46.800 I brush my teeth, it slides over, so they have 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:51.360 to cement it down. And I noticed that some of 0:01:51.400 --> 0:01:55.240 these brackets have like these u sharp things at the end, 0:01:55.240 --> 0:01:57.560 and some of them don't. I need to take a 0:01:57.640 --> 0:02:00.520 nail clipper and clipped all the sharp things off myself. 0:02:02.000 --> 0:02:04.400 They can do that, but they can do that if 0:02:04.400 --> 0:02:06.640 you can play. When you go back, they'll do that. 0:02:06.800 --> 0:02:10.359 And it's like it's it is excruciating to know they're 0:02:10.440 --> 0:02:12.760 that close in your mouth with a clipper and they 0:02:12.800 --> 0:02:17.200 go and I don't care because there my lip is 0:02:17.240 --> 0:02:22.400 getting like like shriveled from these friggin points that are 0:02:22.440 --> 0:02:26.880 all over these braces, like especially when I try to eat. 0:02:27.000 --> 0:02:30.600 It's it's terrible. And thank god I have wax, because 0:02:30.639 --> 0:02:33.560 there's one there's a metal one in here, and it's 0:02:33.639 --> 0:02:36.520 just poking like a hole straight through my cheek. So 0:02:36.560 --> 0:02:38.720 I have to like put eighty things wax on it. 0:02:39.600 --> 0:02:41.280 So I'm gonna see if they could break that off 0:02:41.320 --> 0:02:43.919 as well, because the other two they don't have that point. 0:02:44.600 --> 0:02:47.120 This one has the metal point. And then all of 0:02:47.120 --> 0:02:51.280 my brackets have this tiny little point on them feels 0:02:51.360 --> 0:02:53.600 like it's plastic. So I feel like I can just 0:02:53.680 --> 0:02:56.040 clip them off, but I want to make sure it's 0:02:56.080 --> 0:02:59.640 okay to do. But they hurt. It sucks, and I 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:03.160 gret getting these. So my teeth better be on point 0:03:03.200 --> 0:03:05.200 when this is all over with, or else I'm going 0:03:05.240 --> 0:03:08.799 to like punch my dentist in his face. Will your 0:03:08.840 --> 0:03:13.520 teeth to get straight? Quicker? How about that? They didn't 0:03:13.520 --> 0:03:15.360 even tell me how long this is gonna take. I 0:03:15.400 --> 0:03:19.600 have no idea how long. You know. Sometimes I guess 0:03:19.800 --> 0:03:22.359 they tell you two years, and then it could be quicker. 0:03:22.720 --> 0:03:24.919 I pray that it's quicker, because I mean, I don't 0:03:24.919 --> 0:03:26.760 know how little kids do this. I've said that a 0:03:26.880 --> 0:03:30.079 hundred times. It sucks. I hate them, but I do 0:03:30.880 --> 0:03:34.800 want nicer teeth. So you know, week two out of 0:03:34.840 --> 0:03:40.960 how many weeks? What is it? The one hundred and four? Oh? 0:03:41.200 --> 0:03:45.560 But you know, and you know, like I wasn't pissed 0:03:45.640 --> 0:03:49.520 en off Disney. Disney is pissing me off right now. 0:03:49.760 --> 0:03:53.760 Have you seen the latest going on? Because you're you 0:03:53.880 --> 0:03:56.840 like Disney like I do. We really haven't talked about 0:03:56.840 --> 0:03:59.640 Disney a lot. No, what's going on? I'm in the dark. 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:03.600 Oh I'm watching you know, my one of many voggers 0:04:03.840 --> 0:04:08.120 that I watch for Disney, and you know they're talking 0:04:08.120 --> 0:04:13.640 about Disneyland Paris and Disneyland Paris right now? Is uh doing? 0:04:15.160 --> 0:04:18.719 Not a fast passed system like you know Walt Disney 0:04:18.760 --> 0:04:21.039 World had the three fast passages. You stay on property, 0:04:21.080 --> 0:04:27.640 you get your fast pass. Paris is charging. Oh I 0:04:27.760 --> 0:04:30.000 did see this, Yes, I saw this in passing. I 0:04:30.000 --> 0:04:32.400 didn't click on it, though, Tell me about it. It's 0:04:32.440 --> 0:04:35.520 going to be all over. So when you're at Disney World, 0:04:35.600 --> 0:04:38.000 from what I understand now, maybe they'll mix it. I 0:04:38.040 --> 0:04:41.200 don't know. But when you are at Disney World now 0:04:41.240 --> 0:04:45.400 they are saying there are no more fast passes. I 0:04:45.760 --> 0:04:48.919 forget what it's Lightning pass or some kind of name 0:04:49.560 --> 0:04:51.960 is going to be in its place, and it's going 0:04:52.040 --> 0:04:59.360 to cost ten dollars per ride per person. Whoa, oh 0:04:59.480 --> 0:05:03.640 my god. To the family of four. You usually get 0:05:03.680 --> 0:05:06.080 three fast passes and once you use all three, you 0:05:06.120 --> 0:05:09.679 can get your fourth, so you could probably get three. 0:05:09.760 --> 0:05:11.559 So right off the bat, that's an extra one hundred 0:05:11.560 --> 0:05:18.480 and twenty dollars a day. Why Why because of COVID, 0:05:18.480 --> 0:05:20.840 Because they've lost so much money from COVID. Is this 0:05:20.920 --> 0:05:24.640 why I think it's so selfish on their part? I'm mad. 0:05:25.320 --> 0:05:28.000 Is it? Is it an experimental thing in Paris to 0:05:28.000 --> 0:05:30.560 see if it works. No. I just saw that they 0:05:30.560 --> 0:05:34.680 are charging so euros, so many euros I think, and 0:05:35.279 --> 0:05:37.600 if the guy said it was equile event to between 0:05:37.640 --> 0:05:42.560 eight and ten dollars US money, you know, US funds. 0:05:43.120 --> 0:05:44.920 And then I said, oh my gosh, they took away 0:05:44.960 --> 0:05:48.480 the Magical Express. Now you have to pay to get 0:05:48.520 --> 0:05:52.080 from the airport and back, which sucks, and they're taking 0:05:52.080 --> 0:05:55.160 my fast passes away. I'm not paying one hundred and 0:05:55.160 --> 0:05:58.200 twenty dollars extra a day. There's no way, there's no 0:05:58.200 --> 0:06:01.039 way in hell I'm doing it. So I'm really really 0:06:01.080 --> 0:06:04.880 upset with Disney right now. I'll still go, obviously because 0:06:04.880 --> 0:06:07.640 it's some mark for it, but this just I mean, 0:06:07.880 --> 0:06:11.359 what are the perks now staying on property? But the 0:06:11.400 --> 0:06:14.640 free buses which I'm sure there'll be a little change. 0:06:14.680 --> 0:06:19.640 Thing you play like a dollar. Now the parks, but 0:06:19.800 --> 0:06:22.880 free buses, and we like food courts because they're convenient. 0:06:23.880 --> 0:06:26.240 But other than that, what do you have? What are 0:06:26.240 --> 0:06:30.560 the perks? There are none? The magic. The magic is 0:06:30.880 --> 0:06:35.720 slowly dissipating. It's going away, and I'm mad as hell 0:06:35.800 --> 0:06:40.120 about it. I'm so mad. So Magic's dissipating. That's a 0:06:40.160 --> 0:06:44.479 bad tagline. You don't want that, Disney. I love you, 0:06:44.600 --> 0:06:48.160 but get it together. This is a bad idea. It's 0:06:48.160 --> 0:06:50.760 a bad idea. Not everybody. You know. It's hard enough 0:06:50.760 --> 0:06:54.120 to afford a trip because let's face it, they're expensive, right. 0:06:54.560 --> 0:06:58.040 We go for two weeks, two weeks and we do 0:06:58.160 --> 0:07:00.560 nine park these, so I'm gonna have to add one 0:07:01.640 --> 0:07:04.400 at the at the very least one hundred and twenty 0:07:04.440 --> 0:07:09.480 dollars a day for fast pass. That's that's like too grand. 0:07:11.600 --> 0:07:17.040 My cameos, we did think about it, though. I think 0:07:17.040 --> 0:07:20.120 that's really unfair of them. Yes, that's crazy. I don't 0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:22.960 like it. I don't like it one bit. So you know, 0:07:23.120 --> 0:07:25.680 all week I've been grumpy about it, and because I've 0:07:25.720 --> 0:07:28.680 been studying, and I'm like, I really hope it does 0:07:28.760 --> 0:07:31.720 not come. But from all the vloggers, they're saying it's 0:07:31.720 --> 0:07:37.360 on its way. Pissed themeed cameos. You know your heel 0:07:37.480 --> 0:07:43.480 baby face combo, you do Disney character cameos. I'm yeah, 0:07:43.520 --> 0:07:48.200 well I'm just I'm beside myself. I'm pissed off. Yeah 0:07:48.240 --> 0:07:52.200 that stinks. Yeah, it's really bad. So you know, Disney, 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:54.560 you you need to get your shit together because this 0:07:54.640 --> 0:07:59.240 is this is not good. I'm mad. I'm trying to think, uh, 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:04.280 what what would you eliminate if you had to, like 0:08:05.080 --> 0:08:06.920 ride wise, if they were to charge you, what would 0:08:06.920 --> 0:08:12.200 you eliminate? My god, I mean, I well know your 0:08:12.240 --> 0:08:15.440 option is to stand in the long line. Okay, but 0:08:15.800 --> 0:08:19.800 because it would you stand in the long line? Yeah, 0:08:20.200 --> 0:08:26.320 you have to. Ok So, I mean, I you know, 0:08:27.120 --> 0:08:29.440 I'm charming, but I I don't. I have to think 0:08:29.440 --> 0:08:31.840 of something to get to the front of the line. 0:08:32.000 --> 0:08:37.240 I mean crazy, It's that's terrible. It's too much. It's 0:08:37.280 --> 0:08:40.120 too much. We spend so much money a year on 0:08:40.200 --> 0:08:42.200 Disney and now they want to they want to do 0:08:42.200 --> 0:08:48.480 this to us. So not happy Disney, the teeth, the Disney. 0:08:48.920 --> 0:08:55.000 Anything positive happened this week? Okay, all right now, not really. 0:08:56.120 --> 0:09:02.720 I I'm Cinderella. This week I cleaned a lot. Uh. Now, 0:09:03.559 --> 0:09:05.320 my kids spend time with my kids. That was my 0:09:05.400 --> 0:09:08.600 positive And isn't that the best part? I love them. Yes, 0:09:09.040 --> 0:09:11.559 they make me happy. But you know they're not happy 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:15.920 about this beast best thing either. I said, that's highway robbery. 0:09:16.000 --> 0:09:22.280 That's what that is. So kissed off. Yeah, it's sad man. 0:09:22.360 --> 0:09:25.560 We're we're rocking and rolling. Everything I say, I hear 0:09:25.600 --> 0:09:29.640 a little echo in your your phone. We took four 0:09:29.720 --> 0:09:33.160 times to record. Take what you can get there, kid, 0:09:33.240 --> 0:09:35.240 this is the best we can do today. You're lucky. 0:09:35.240 --> 0:09:38.320 I'm here. Hey, I'm fine, I'm I'm thrilled. I'm ready 0:09:38.320 --> 0:09:39.760 to go here. I'll tell you a funny thing. So 0:09:41.600 --> 0:09:48.000 we started watching this show called sex Life. It's on Netflix, Okay, 0:09:49.040 --> 0:09:53.200 on the recommendation by one Jim Florentine, who on his 0:09:54.400 --> 0:09:57.040 podcast said that it's a great It's a show. It's 0:09:57.360 --> 0:10:01.120 filled walts a wall with nudity. Right, so we thought, 0:10:01.280 --> 0:10:05.800 let's give it a try. Right. It is the sappiest, crappiest, 0:10:06.160 --> 0:10:09.560 awful like extreme sex in the city I've ever seen 0:10:09.600 --> 0:10:11.240 in my life. And I want to kill myself that 0:10:11.240 --> 0:10:13.960 I have to start this show. Really, Oh, it's terrible. 0:10:14.200 --> 0:10:18.360 The geared towards women, I would guess. So, yeah, it's 0:10:18.480 --> 0:10:22.160 very cheesy. It's very corny. The music is like, literally, 0:10:23.480 --> 0:10:26.040 it's no, it's stinks. I couldn't believe that Jim Florashion 0:10:26.120 --> 0:10:30.040 gave it an endorsement that he liked it. Well, well, 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:34.680 there is a positive. I watched Big Brother. It debuted 0:10:34.679 --> 0:10:39.680 this week. They're back, yeah, back. And the fun part 0:10:39.920 --> 0:10:43.040 about it this year for me, my daughter's watching it 0:10:43.080 --> 0:10:46.360 with me. Okay, yeah, because I always watch it alone 0:10:46.840 --> 0:10:49.719 and she caught bits and pieces last summer when it 0:10:49.760 --> 0:10:51.120 was one, and this year she's like, Mom, Mike, you 0:10:51.240 --> 0:10:52.440 I want to watch it with you. And I was like, 0:10:52.440 --> 0:10:54.559 you know what, you're old enough. She'll be twelve this month. 0:10:54.800 --> 0:10:56.920 I said, you're old enough to watch it. So it 0:10:57.040 --> 0:11:00.240 was so fun to have somebody to watch it with 0:11:00.360 --> 0:11:02.800 and like cheer for people and boo the ones we 0:11:02.840 --> 0:11:05.880 don't like, and it was just a bonding moment for us. 0:11:05.960 --> 0:11:09.600 It was cute. But the fun part about this season 0:11:09.880 --> 0:11:14.760 is they had a girl on there. She's autistic and 0:11:15.400 --> 0:11:20.040 you would you would never know it. She uh, I 0:11:20.080 --> 0:11:24.560 think she said she has too. She graduated college with 0:11:24.720 --> 0:11:29.320 two majors in her four years. I guess not one, 0:11:29.400 --> 0:11:33.360 but two. Extremely smart and then she's a three time 0:11:33.720 --> 0:11:37.520 a world karate champion. So this is great because she's 0:11:37.520 --> 0:11:40.880 a role model for kids or you know, young adults 0:11:40.920 --> 0:11:43.960 to think because they have you know, autism or something 0:11:44.040 --> 0:11:47.199 going on special needs, that they can't do anything. But 0:11:47.280 --> 0:11:51.640 she's she's doing it all and it's such such a 0:11:51.880 --> 0:11:55.520 nice message that she's bringing out there to people. And 0:11:55.600 --> 0:11:57.360 I really like her and I'm rooting for I hope 0:11:57.360 --> 0:12:01.680 she wins it. But made me happy. It made me cry. 0:12:01.880 --> 0:12:06.160 I cried when I saw it would be emotional. I cried. Now, 0:12:06.280 --> 0:12:09.600 is Big Brother going to have any innuendo that you 0:12:09.679 --> 0:12:13.679 might have to shield? Yes, a lot, a lot. So 0:12:14.000 --> 0:12:18.440 I'm prepared to do so because I've been watching for 0:12:18.520 --> 0:12:20.840 so many years. I know when something's going to happen. 0:12:21.840 --> 0:12:25.920 The good part is it's live. But if they're on 0:12:25.960 --> 0:12:28.200 a delay, so if there's like any type of cursing, 0:12:28.320 --> 0:12:31.000 it goes to the fish tank. You see a fish 0:12:31.400 --> 0:12:33.520 swimming around. That's when you know somebody dropped an F 0:12:33.559 --> 0:12:36.000 bomb or something. Because she's like, why is there a 0:12:36.000 --> 0:12:37.920 fish on the screen. I said, somebody said the F words. 0:12:41.000 --> 0:12:47.240 But they do have they have two gay people and 0:12:47.320 --> 0:12:51.880 one bisexual. Okay, I really haven't explained that to my 0:12:52.000 --> 0:12:55.440 kids yet, so it kind of came up. So kind 0:12:55.440 --> 0:12:57.720 of explained what was going on, and she was like, 0:12:57.760 --> 0:13:00.079 oh okay, and it kind of that was it and 0:13:00.160 --> 0:13:02.520 go into like detail. So I didn't go into detail. 0:13:03.440 --> 0:13:07.560 So it's a hard subject to discuss with young children, 0:13:07.600 --> 0:13:09.680 you know what I mean, Like you kind of want 0:13:09.679 --> 0:13:13.440 to just keep them in a bubble forever. Yes, she's 0:13:13.440 --> 0:13:16.640 growing up really quickly. So I just explained it really 0:13:16.720 --> 0:13:19.840 quick and she was like, oh okay, and that was that. 0:13:20.080 --> 0:13:22.200 We had a similar thing happened this week. We had 0:13:23.800 --> 0:13:26.960 they were watching a video and both of them and 0:13:27.600 --> 0:13:29.600 at the end of the video they kept saying Pride week, 0:13:29.640 --> 0:13:33.800 Pride week, Pride week, or Pride months, and I just 0:13:33.840 --> 0:13:35.880 we just arbitrarily said, like you know what that means? 0:13:36.280 --> 0:13:38.800 She was like, no, I don't know. Thinking about it, 0:13:38.800 --> 0:13:42.040 I was like, okay, they like they have it. They 0:13:42.360 --> 0:13:45.760 made their way to everybody just because it's like, you 0:13:45.760 --> 0:13:47.720 know what, they're mentioning it on a video. Does this 0:13:47.800 --> 0:13:50.040 mean I have to bring it up now that they're 0:13:50.080 --> 0:13:56.240 hearing something. Did you explain it to her? No, Oh, 0:13:57.800 --> 0:14:01.480 you're younger than mine. Yeah, it was a little bit. Yeah, yeah, 0:14:01.520 --> 0:14:05.840 it's uh, it's you know, it's a touchy subject sometimes 0:14:05.880 --> 0:14:08.800 I don't really want I don't want her watching two 0:14:09.400 --> 0:14:13.079 straight people in bed together. I mean she's twelve, she's young. 0:14:13.720 --> 0:14:16.640 So when that comes on, I mean one year they 0:14:16.800 --> 0:14:20.240 literally showed somebody like excuse my expression, but a girl 0:14:20.240 --> 0:14:22.800 was getting finger banged under the covers and you could tell, 0:14:23.600 --> 0:14:26.400 you can literally tell what was going on. And it 0:14:26.520 --> 0:14:28.840 was just like, okay, this is a little graphic for 0:14:29.080 --> 0:14:32.960 prime time television. Like maybe I'm prude, but I knew 0:14:32.960 --> 0:14:39.240 exactly what was happening, you know, but what one and 0:14:39.440 --> 0:14:41.560 that might have been on the after Dark show too, 0:14:41.600 --> 0:14:45.880 because they televise after Dark and stuff. But you know, 0:14:45.920 --> 0:14:48.520 they show people in bed, they show people in the shower, 0:14:48.600 --> 0:14:52.080 they show people making out. It's it's a little I 0:14:52.120 --> 0:14:54.240 think it's a little too much for a kid her age. 0:14:54.280 --> 0:14:56.520 So I don't want her to see that kind of stuff, right, 0:14:57.800 --> 0:15:00.920 So you know, well, if that comes on, she'll get 0:15:00.960 --> 0:15:05.040 one of these done. It's the old Freddy Krueger treatment 0:15:05.080 --> 0:15:08.080 that we used to have pulled the put the pillow 0:15:08.160 --> 0:15:10.920 right over our face. Fine, it'll be okay, but I'm 0:15:10.920 --> 0:15:13.560 excited to watch it with her because the competitions are 0:15:13.560 --> 0:15:18.760 what we like the most, so it'll be fine, very nice. Yeah, well, 0:15:18.840 --> 0:15:22.360 I sent the link to our esteemed guests who should 0:15:22.400 --> 0:15:25.080 be joining us for the first time. A guy we've 0:15:25.280 --> 0:15:26.800 been looking to have on for a while, so he 0:15:26.840 --> 0:15:31.080 should be here any minute. I've never no, never met 0:15:31.160 --> 0:15:33.440 never I maybe I am. I might have been there 0:15:33.960 --> 0:15:38.320 with Shane while they talked, but I never was formally introduced. Well, 0:15:38.360 --> 0:15:42.920 how ride of Shane not to introduce you today. Franchise 0:15:43.040 --> 0:15:45.760 is doing his thing. You know, I don't interrupt. I'm 0:15:45.880 --> 0:15:48.840 telling you, well, I would have introduced you to him 0:15:48.960 --> 0:15:51.560 if I but otherwise I got to say. I mean, 0:15:51.560 --> 0:15:53.160 I had a pretty rock in the first couple of 0:15:53.240 --> 0:15:56.200 days of the week. You know, I was very happy, 0:15:56.240 --> 0:15:58.720 as you know, I called you to uh talk to 0:15:58.800 --> 0:16:02.360 you about something. It was very interesting and it's developed 0:16:02.360 --> 0:16:04.240 more as the days have gone through. I like to 0:16:04.280 --> 0:16:07.160 be cryptic. Yeah, I was gonna say, maybe we'll discuss 0:16:07.200 --> 0:16:12.440 it next week. Take take flight. I worked on a 0:16:12.440 --> 0:16:15.760 couple of things, so see the old the old chats 0:16:15.800 --> 0:16:20.600 are going global. The Chadster's over in the UK. Welcome 0:16:20.640 --> 0:16:25.600 to the CARTI kid oh man. But yeah. Otherwise, I 0:16:25.680 --> 0:16:27.880 mean it's you know, it's it's funny. Like I look, 0:16:28.480 --> 0:16:30.680 I look ahead already, like Friday, so I'm looking at 0:16:30.720 --> 0:16:32.760 next week, right next week. I didn't realize I was 0:16:32.760 --> 0:16:35.160 going away at the end of next week. So now 0:16:35.200 --> 0:16:38.280 my schedule is all truncated because I didn't realize it's 0:16:38.520 --> 0:16:41.040 July and it's flying and the way it is, I 0:16:41.160 --> 0:16:43.360 believe it. I know my kids are sad that we're 0:16:43.360 --> 0:16:47.760 already in July. It's the beginning of like no, now 0:16:47.760 --> 0:16:52.800 it's going too quick. Now here's our guest joining the party. 0:16:53.240 --> 0:16:57.160 So I'd been friends for over twenty years. This is 0:16:57.200 --> 0:17:05.359 the quintessential stud muffin Joe girt I handsome, Hey ug, Branny, 0:17:05.480 --> 0:17:09.800 I'm great. How are you? We're having technical difficulties on 0:17:09.840 --> 0:17:12.160 my end, so I had to do it for I'm 0:17:12.240 --> 0:17:14.800 usually on my PC, but I couldn't get my MIC 0:17:14.880 --> 0:17:18.960 to work and hubs isn't here to help. So you know, 0:17:19.920 --> 0:17:26.000 I'm a I'm a damsel in distress today. Joel, how 0:17:26.000 --> 0:17:28.919 are you? What's going on? I'm so good? How are 0:17:28.920 --> 0:17:35.200 you going? Yeah? Yeah, so can you tell me about 0:17:35.240 --> 0:17:37.560 because I asked you? Uh, I asked you to come 0:17:37.600 --> 0:17:41.520 on before, but you had an acting gig. Let's start 0:17:41.560 --> 0:17:43.119 off with that. Can you tell us about bet or? 0:17:43.200 --> 0:17:45.360 Is that k fae? Am I not allowed to say 0:17:45.359 --> 0:17:47.920 it because we'll cut it out if I'm not. Yes, No, 0:17:48.200 --> 0:17:52.680 I mean I probably can give you a few details. Okay, 0:17:53.680 --> 0:17:56.880 it'll air gosh. I mean you know when I give 0:17:56.920 --> 0:17:59.040 all the details, it'll be the kind of thing that 0:17:59.080 --> 0:18:02.120 you could look up and figure out anyway. But it's 0:18:02.160 --> 0:18:06.359 a show that airs on one of the major streaming networks. Okay, 0:18:07.040 --> 0:18:16.880 it's an episodic show. It will be released in the hall. Okay, 0:18:16.920 --> 0:18:22.359 can you give any insights your character? My character is 0:18:22.920 --> 0:18:26.840 featured background, so as long as I don't wind up 0:18:26.880 --> 0:18:29.399 on the cutting room floor, if they do with me 0:18:30.080 --> 0:18:33.439 what they've led me to believe they might do with me, 0:18:34.560 --> 0:18:38.600 it'll be background and it'll be non speaking, but it'll 0:18:38.640 --> 0:18:42.679 be prominent so that if you're able to recognize me, 0:18:43.200 --> 0:18:45.480 I'll be on screen long enough that you'll know it. 0:18:45.560 --> 0:18:48.600 To me, are you doing anything that you are going 0:18:48.640 --> 0:18:51.800 to stand out? Because as workers, we have to put 0:18:51.840 --> 0:18:55.040 ourselves over. Are you doing anything in that background that 0:18:55.240 --> 0:18:57.919 I'm going to look at you and say yeah, I 0:18:57.920 --> 0:19:03.440 can see Joel amongst a thousand extras, but I yes, yes, 0:19:03.560 --> 0:19:11.760 in a set of or category that includes seventy five extras. Okay, 0:19:12.280 --> 0:19:15.720 for the way they use to me most prominently, I 0:19:15.760 --> 0:19:20.679 am one of one out of the seventy five. I 0:19:20.760 --> 0:19:24.000 love it. For moment in time to get the Brad 0:19:24.080 --> 0:19:26.000 you could have shut out. I could have been like 0:19:26.119 --> 0:19:29.320 zero of one. Yeah. So, by the way, this is 0:19:29.520 --> 0:19:32.360 U Chad and this is Joel. You guys have never met, 0:19:32.400 --> 0:19:35.480 so I want to get Yes. I've walked by you 0:19:35.520 --> 0:19:38.160 a bunch of times at conventions with various people I've 0:19:38.160 --> 0:19:42.439 been with, but never had the pleasure, so pleasure. I 0:19:42.520 --> 0:19:45.479 probably walked by you then and never realized that I 0:19:45.560 --> 0:19:48.840 hadn't had the pleasure. Now I know Joel doesn't put 0:19:48.880 --> 0:19:52.959 anybody over, so it doesn't matter. So anyway, I'm kidding, 0:19:53.119 --> 0:19:55.040 I'm gonna let ast. You don't get a body like 0:19:55.080 --> 0:19:57.760 this by accident. You want to hug me, you got 0:19:57.840 --> 0:20:01.560 to list me? What else? What else have you been 0:20:01.640 --> 0:20:04.560 up to? My friend? It's been a while since we've 0:20:04.600 --> 0:20:09.359 seen each other. I don't even know time I've seen you, Francine, 0:20:09.520 --> 0:20:12.760 I'm not sure me. I'm like Egypt done everywhere, you 0:20:12.760 --> 0:20:16.040 know what I mean, Like, I don't know, I'm whatever, 0:20:16.520 --> 0:20:22.200 like background acting and substitute teaching and podcasts and merchant 0:20:22.320 --> 0:20:27.480 services which is like credit card processing and election poll working, 0:20:27.920 --> 0:20:32.320 and I don't know if it makes sense and it's whatever. 0:20:32.359 --> 0:20:35.720 It's clever and it doesn't feel like work. And ideally, 0:20:35.760 --> 0:20:42.040 if I'm not doing it too straight days, then you know, perfect. Yeah, 0:20:42.119 --> 0:20:44.119 he talks to my husband more than he talks to me, 0:20:44.240 --> 0:20:47.520 but that's okay. They have their own little love little 0:20:47.600 --> 0:20:52.040 chat group. I know about your chat. You do, Yeah, 0:20:52.119 --> 0:20:54.720 you don't. You don't see all the memes that we 0:20:55.480 --> 0:20:59.159 I've ever been in it, but like he'll show me. 0:20:59.600 --> 0:21:05.040 He'll look what I put in the chap whatever. It's great, 0:21:06.080 --> 0:21:08.399 it's not It's not for mixed company, man, it's not. 0:21:08.520 --> 0:21:10.720 Some of that stuff is not fitting for a queen 0:21:10.840 --> 0:21:13.679 of anything. All I can say is, you're all about 0:21:13.760 --> 0:21:17.760 fourteen years old. That's all I all. I oh, yay. 0:21:17.800 --> 0:21:22.280 Completely tell us about your teaching gig. What are you teaching? 0:21:24.560 --> 0:21:26.479 It's you know, a lot of the time, I'm not 0:21:26.520 --> 0:21:28.880 really working. I'm just kind of on reserve and I'm 0:21:28.920 --> 0:21:31.959 there because the state needs a certain ratio of people, 0:21:32.119 --> 0:21:34.840 and it's just you'd be surprised. But as a sub, 0:21:34.920 --> 0:21:38.240 unless you're actually cover, it's it's kind of like being 0:21:38.359 --> 0:21:40.960 It's just like baseball really if you're not really on 0:21:41.040 --> 0:21:44.399 the active roster, but you are on the roster a 0:21:44.440 --> 0:21:46.439 lot of the time, you're kind of just warming the 0:21:46.520 --> 0:21:49.600 bench and uh, and that's kind of what it is. 0:21:49.640 --> 0:21:53.040 So I wind up day training and doing my stock 0:21:53.119 --> 0:21:56.120 market mission gods, and instead of doing it at home 0:21:56.200 --> 0:21:58.679 on the couch and only making what I kill in 0:21:58.720 --> 0:22:03.040 the market, doing it at school. And I'm getting a salary, 0:22:03.760 --> 0:22:07.000 uh an income stream while I'm day trading. So then 0:22:07.040 --> 0:22:10.080 in case I make money, I have two streams and 0:22:10.160 --> 0:22:12.560 if I lose money, I have one stream. So it's 0:22:12.600 --> 0:22:15.880 kind of win win. And when you're there, do they 0:22:15.960 --> 0:22:19.720 just use you for any subject? Or is it whoever 0:22:19.800 --> 0:22:22.480 doesn't show up? You have to what did you all 0:22:22.560 --> 0:22:27.360 know anything about the subject to teach you? Yeah? Pretty much. 0:22:28.000 --> 0:22:30.400 I'm licensed with New York City, with New York State. 0:22:30.480 --> 0:22:34.400 I'm licensed for common branches, so schoolhouse, so I could 0:22:34.440 --> 0:22:40.120 do anything math la we call it these days, science 0:22:40.680 --> 0:22:43.800 social studies. I could do upholstery, I could do band. 0:22:44.560 --> 0:22:52.000 I've done, girls te whatever you know subject yeah up, polsterry, 0:22:52.359 --> 0:22:58.280 Yeah yeah, okay, could you imagine it underwater sec or 0:22:58.280 --> 0:23:00.240 I don't know what they teach these days, and well 0:23:00.280 --> 0:23:03.440 I have no idea. Could you imagine if like what 0:23:03.440 --> 0:23:07.439 what grade is it? I teach mostly middle school? I 0:23:07.480 --> 0:23:10.760 teach mostly six seventh day. It's all yeah, it's terrible. 0:23:10.840 --> 0:23:14.359 It's I mean, it's they're like little adults in like 0:23:14.520 --> 0:23:18.040 the worst way. So you're dropping your kid off to school, 0:23:18.640 --> 0:23:22.600 right you're probably my age or solf. You see Joel 0:23:22.680 --> 0:23:27.280 walking in with like his little briefcase or whatever, and 0:23:27.320 --> 0:23:30.720 you remember him from E. C. W. And now terror 0:23:30.760 --> 0:23:35.840 strikes you because he's teaching your child, right, Well, that's 0:23:35.880 --> 0:23:37.840 you know, that's one less speech that you've got to 0:23:37.840 --> 0:23:39.199 give your kid, you know what I mean, Like I 0:23:39.240 --> 0:23:43.520 take something to slate, you know what I mean? You 0:23:43.520 --> 0:23:46.240 know the first in the school that nominated me, which 0:23:46.280 --> 0:23:48.080 they told me, are you sure we should do that? 0:23:48.119 --> 0:23:49.639 And then when I went back this year, they were like, 0:23:49.680 --> 0:23:51.800 we don't need you. But when I was there, I'm 0:23:51.840 --> 0:23:54.040 too friendly with the kids, They're like, forget it, you're done. 0:23:54.200 --> 0:23:56.800 I went for the October first. I went for their 0:23:56.840 --> 0:23:58.960 first day of this school year. They were like, don't 0:23:58.960 --> 0:24:01.679 call us, we'll call you. But I was there last 0:24:01.760 --> 0:24:06.240 year until COVID, from like November through March. The kids 0:24:06.280 --> 0:24:09.439 loved me, and it was in Queen's. It was the 0:24:09.480 --> 0:24:11.760 school that nominated me. A buddy of mine from high 0:24:11.800 --> 0:24:16.040 school is the assistant principal. They brad to me, Hey, 0:24:16.080 --> 0:24:20.360 you know who tried to get nominated here, Matt Striker recently, 0:24:20.440 --> 0:24:23.760 and we turned him down. So we're taking a chance 0:24:23.840 --> 0:24:27.600 on you. I love it. So yeah, oh, you're you're 0:24:27.720 --> 0:24:30.760 very intelligent. I mean, were kidding around. We always called 0:24:30.800 --> 0:24:33.840 Joel and idiot savant in the locker room. You can 0:24:33.920 --> 0:24:40.240