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Speaker 2: right for the Daily Show.
Speaker 3: I am joined by day's long correspondent from The Daily Show,
Speaker 3: Lover Fighter and all around bad Bitch. I remember crap
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Speaker 1: And today we're talking.
Speaker 4: I also comedy a new stand up I act. I say,
Speaker 4: I enjoy long walks on the beach.
Speaker 3: What do you like to do.
Speaker 1: Today? We're talking about Walmart versus Target.
Speaker 4: All right, that's my favorite. I love a Walmart. How
Speaker 4: do you feel about Walmart? Do you enjoy Walmart? Because
Speaker 4: Josh is gonna say the wrong ANSWER's gonna judge me.
Speaker 3: People gonna judge me.
Speaker 2: Listen to the episode right now that if you got
Speaker 2: a couple of b sideways like that, like try to
Speaker 2: do it close to the camera like it's all sweet
Speaker 2: and stuff, but really it's a dig at me.
Speaker 1: And I always recognize a dig when a dig is happening. Okay,
Speaker 1: I brought my shovel.
Speaker 3: Baby boy, did you bring your shovel? Are you having
Speaker 3: a good day?
Speaker 2: I'm hungry, So tell the people what side you're on today.
Speaker 3: Listen. If the people know me and know what kind of.
Speaker 4: Classy as girl I am, it would find Southern woman
Speaker 4: I am. As I walk in nature. They know I'm
Speaker 4: seeing Walmart, Walley.
Speaker 3: Wiley, Walley Wiley, Wiley, Wally World. We at the Walmart,
Speaker 3: We at the Walmart, We at the you haven't seen
Speaker 3: the we at the Walmart, we at the Walley Wild.
Speaker 3: You didn't see the girls dancing.
Speaker 1: They have not cared to see it.
Speaker 4: But they got the Louisian a purchase card. You know
Speaker 4: what Louisiana purchase guard is, don't you?
Speaker 2: And I am on the side of Target because you like,
Speaker 2: because what because what? Because here's the thing, this thing,
Speaker 2: this thing. I've been excited for this episode. I've been
Speaker 2: excited for so long because so many times there will
Speaker 2: be a thing where we were going, you know, head
Speaker 2: to head, my work cut out for me. I truly
Speaker 2: am like, okay, how am I gonna Because you know
Speaker 2: your your thing will be like very very solid, right,
Speaker 2: so then I'll be like.
Speaker 3: It's like puppies versus shoes. I get it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'll be like, I believe in my side.
Speaker 2: But how do I convince the people with this one?
Speaker 2: This is the first time where I feel like, you know,
Speaker 2: us being authentic to ourselves has has truly uh kicked
Speaker 2: your legs from under you.
Speaker 1: All Right, the thing is Walmart.
Speaker 4: But if we're being authentic to ourselves, yeah, yeah, you know,
Speaker 4: for the history of your life, up until you left
Speaker 4: the Great Stand of Louisiana, you was a Walmart nigga.
Speaker 3: And don't blame me. And don't you spent many a
Speaker 3: childhood days, many a Sunday, many a Sunday in a Walmart.
Speaker 3: Don't you remember when they put in the groceries.
Speaker 2: I've been fighting my whole life to escape Walmart. I've
Speaker 2: been working to get that target in. I've been Look,
Speaker 2: look all I had to fight, you know what.
Speaker 3: And I never like to say this, but Josh, you
Speaker 3: forgot where you come from. That's what happened.
Speaker 2: Hey, I hope I have abnesia. I have no problem
Speaker 2: that part of my past.
Speaker 4: Listen, I remember in high school. Think was the first
Speaker 4: dame my senior in high school and very cute, little
Speaker 4: like outfit. It's like a blue top and it buttoned
Speaker 4: up the back because I could start like open like
Speaker 4: just a few of the buttons, you know, just to
Speaker 4: basically let my ass fit in the shirt. But also
Speaker 4: you don't give the give a boy a peak of
Speaker 4: a lower back situation. I was seventeen, after all, and
Speaker 4: this cute little like matching like blue and white skirt.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, white man, because I'm not laughing at
Speaker 2: your thing now. I'm laughing the fact that you said
Speaker 2: situation is so funny, just because just because I'm so
Speaker 2: sorry to digress, but if i want to make sure
Speaker 2: I remember it so that we could get to your
Speaker 2: thing and then get back to that. But like when
Speaker 2: I was in high school, he said, you were seventeen. Right,
Speaker 2: when I was at high school, there was a guy
Speaker 2: I knew who had a crush on this girl. And
Speaker 2: so we're all in the scenario, we're all sixty or seventeen, right,
Speaker 2: And then he was like, she had wore a short
Speaker 2: sleeve shirt that day, and he was just like he
Speaker 2: was he was already admiring her top to bottom, but
Speaker 2: he was like, even her arms are sexy, you know,
Speaker 2: and then he was like, even her elbows, and the
Speaker 2: elbows is the knuckle of the ar and I laughed
Speaker 2: so hard.
Speaker 3: As you should have, as you should have the knuckles.
Speaker 4: Should have it's the knee of the arm, the el
Speaker 4: or the elbow. The knee is the elbow of the
Speaker 4: Let's the same the knuckle.
Speaker 3: It's a joint.
Speaker 4: The bands, I remember they had us because I could
Speaker 4: never figure out why they wouldn't let us wear like
Speaker 4: we always thought it was stupid that they wouln't let
Speaker 4: us wear like spaghetti straps or some schools or bra
Speaker 4: strap couldn't show, because why would we teach boys to
Speaker 4: have respect for girls? We could just cover girls up. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: apparently right, Like I'm not a I'm not an antique car.
Speaker 3: Why the fuck am I under the straight?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So listen, So you were had the lower back situation
Speaker 1: going in the.
Speaker 3: Lower back situation.
Speaker 4: And so this one of the popular girls who when
Speaker 4: she was talking to me, I couldn't figure out why
Speaker 4: she was talking to me because I wasn't popular, but
Speaker 4: I was friends with the people who were popular.
Speaker 3: Also, I've really never spoken to this girl before.
Speaker 4: And I haven't and you know, the little like dad
Speaker 4: these be did the sandals that came out, because I
Speaker 4: remember those beaded braceleists that were like this is Courtz,
Speaker 4: this is Jay this they put it on shoes or
Speaker 4: it's like blue matching flip flop shoes, and I always
Speaker 4: wear blue.
Speaker 3: If we didn't live in the suburbs, you thought it
Speaker 3: was a gang member. But I just really like blue.
Speaker 3: And this girl comes to me and she's like I
Speaker 3: really love her outfit and I was like, oh, thank you.
Speaker 3: So where'd you get it from? I was like Walmart.
Speaker 3: She's like, you got closed from Walmart?
Speaker 4: And I was like, bitch, this outfit was cute before
Speaker 4: you found out it was from Walmart, and it's gonna
Speaker 4: be cute after you find out it's from Walmart. And
Speaker 4: then there's other popular girls standing there was like her
Speaker 4: clothes are from Walmart and I was like, and ain't
Speaker 4: still cute?
Speaker 3: So what?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Look, I'm not saying, listen, Walmart doesn't have good product.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not saying what happens in a Walmart?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Listen.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 4: This is how I knew Target was some regular shit
Speaker 4: and people trying to make it better than it was.
Speaker 3: When people started calling Target tar Jay, I was.
Speaker 4: Like, Nah, bitch, this is a regular ass fucking store
Speaker 4: because guess what these cheap as jeans in here is
Speaker 4: the same cheap ass jeans in a Walmart. We're not
Speaker 4: playing this game. All Target did was make their prices
Speaker 4: a little higher. And then they're like, Okay, we got
Speaker 4: red and white. We're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna put
Speaker 4: a filter on these lights.
Speaker 3: We're gonna make it. Because the thing is a Walmart.
Speaker 4: As soothing as a Walmart is for me, it is
Speaker 4: slightly chaos even.
Speaker 3: When it's slightly calm down even when. But you have
Speaker 3: to understand a country ass Walmart. Why Because I.
Speaker 4: Went to college and country ass town which college games, Gainesville, Georgia, right,
Speaker 4: and there was a mall across the street.
Speaker 3: On a Sunday, people would park at the mall and
Speaker 3: walk across the street.
Speaker 4: To the Walmart shopping center. Because there was no fucking
Speaker 4: parking in that Walmart. And I'm gonna tell you what,
Speaker 4: it was not as chaotic as a city. A city
Speaker 4: Walmart is wild. I go on a Target and get
Speaker 4: a bunch of shit, or don't they all know you're
Speaker 4: going to Target, you get one thing, you spend two hundred.
Speaker 3: Dollars, right, That's that's not correct. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: You going to Target to get one thing?
Speaker 4: Oh oh, and you're like, what the fuck happened here?
Speaker 1: M hmm.
Speaker 4: If you spend two hundred dollars on Walmart, you brought
Speaker 4: half the store.
Speaker 1: Look look at? Look at.
Speaker 2: One of the things I was discussing with some of
Speaker 2: the producers even before we started was the Black Friday
Speaker 2: situation at a Target or Walmart right now, the Black Friday.
Speaker 3: They're both chaos. I've been to both.
Speaker 1: I've been I've been to both. I even went to
Speaker 1: a best Buy Black Friday.
Speaker 2: But I will say that a lot of people forget
Speaker 2: the levels of Black Friday chaos. Okay, because best Buy
Speaker 2: is up here, because we already come through with all
Speaker 2: the electronics.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: Target is actually much lower because people forget that they
Speaker 2: have the same electronics as Walmart. So to your point
Speaker 2: before of like, uh, Target just has what Walmart has,
Speaker 2: but it's more expensive than everything. I don't go to
Speaker 2: Target for my electronics at all, you know.
Speaker 4: I don't go to I don't go to Target or
Speaker 4: Walmart for elect tronics.
Speaker 1: I've about TVs from Walmart.
Speaker 4: That's not true about from Walmart. But I knew that
Speaker 4: I could get a cheaper out of Walmart. That I
Speaker 4: could because the thing about Target is like Target's like okay.
Speaker 4: In California, Target is sometimes an anchor store and a
Speaker 4: shopping mall. Mm hmm, because of the demise of a
Speaker 4: Steers or a Macy's or a Jcah. They've become an
Speaker 4: anchor store because they've been able to adjust their aesthetic
Speaker 4: to not really be like because listen, if I can
Speaker 4: buy wine, draws and cat litter in here, I don't
Speaker 4: give a fuck how you adjust this lighting.
Speaker 3: I'm in a Walmart, you see, Like.
Speaker 1: I can still now that this is disagree.
Speaker 3: I'm buying power tools, I'm buying dog food.
Speaker 4: People blame Walmart for like, oh, but what about the
Speaker 4: mom and pop stores in an area? Does Target not
Speaker 4: do the same thing if the Target comes in your neighborhood,
Speaker 4: if you were a clothing store, if you were a
Speaker 4: small electronics store, if you did whatever the fuck that
Speaker 4: they sell in a Target, is it Target doing the
Speaker 4: same thing.
Speaker 3: It's a big box store. It's like if you're a
Speaker 3: butcher or some shit. And then a grocer and a
Speaker 3: full grocery store moves in your neighborhood. Now, isn't that
Speaker 3: the same? Shit?
Speaker 2: It's not quite the same, though, because Walmart goes much
Speaker 2: much further in that Walmart. And this is even a
Speaker 2: credit to your point, all right, this is something that
Speaker 2: I will concede up top.
Speaker 1: Okay, a Walmart for all of.
Speaker 2: Its sections in the overall store, especially as supercenter, right,
Speaker 2: it has a mom and pop of each thing in there,
Speaker 2: whereas Target does not. So Target is not going to
Speaker 2: come through with a full butcher and certain meats that
Speaker 2: are on sale that week or whatever. Target also doesn't
Speaker 2: have the bakery section. It just has the things already
Speaker 2: laid out baked, you know, right. So my thing is
Speaker 2: for the for the mom and pop situation. I do
Speaker 2: consider that more of a Walmart thing, because Target is
Speaker 2: just being the box like here's because.
Speaker 3: Here's all our line. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Because it's like because I remember they started putting grocery
Speaker 4: stores in a Target mm hmm. And I'm like, okay,
Speaker 4: so you're gonna close even the giant grocery store. Because
Speaker 4: the thing is, it's like Target feels like it's not
Speaker 4: trying hard enough with their grocery section because there's not
Speaker 4: it's like there's not enough food in it. And then
Speaker 4: Walmart says, like, we're gonna like Target's like a section
Speaker 4: of the store.
Speaker 3: Walmart's half the fucking store.
Speaker 1: Target's a selective lady.
Speaker 2: She's not out here loose with all the groceries, with
Speaker 2: all of the electronics, with all She's not trying to
Speaker 2: be everybody everywhere doing everything all right.
Speaker 1: She has her particulars.
Speaker 3: No, she sells everything under she sells everything on a
Speaker 3: private label. M M. But you know that a lot
Speaker 3: of that private label stuff is made by larger companies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not denying that at all.
Speaker 2: I don't think that there's a Target in the back
Speaker 2: of Target that's making all the Target stuff, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean? These aren't like Keebler elves doing Target things, right.
Speaker 4: I understand Target is very good at selling Target things.
Speaker 1: M hm.
Speaker 3: Walmart is very good at selling everybody's things.
Speaker 1: Everybody's thinks Walmart say, we got it.
Speaker 4: But the thing is like with Target. So it's like,
Speaker 4: because you know there's a great value brand of Walmart,
Speaker 4: we're fully aware it's like the private select of your Kroger,
Speaker 4: Slash routes.
Speaker 3: We know that people have generic store brands of things.
Speaker 4: I can say that the I would rather have a
Speaker 4: Kroger chocolate sandwich cookie than an Oreo any day of
Speaker 4: the fucking week.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there are things exactly like that that that all
Speaker 2: of these stores do very well.
Speaker 1: This is you touched on something. Trail mixes.
Speaker 3: Target is good. Target that that whole aisle, that.
Speaker 4: Large section of mixed nuts of various backgrounds and denominations.
Speaker 3: Uh huh, I need a bigger cart. I need a
Speaker 3: bigger buggy. Wait do you call them carts or buggies?
Speaker 2: I think I called it a buggy when I was
Speaker 2: little and I was in Louisiana, I call it a cart.
Speaker 3: Now, maybe you got out of the South before earlier
Speaker 3: than I did, because I didn't leave so I was
Speaker 3: like thirty three thirty four.
Speaker 4: Now I call them buggies, And I have to, like,
Speaker 4: if I'm around certain people, I have to make sure
Speaker 4: I change my terminology because people if you just call
Speaker 4: a cart a buggy, people are acting.
Speaker 3: Like I didn't deny the Holocaust.
Speaker 4: I just fucking said it was a But the way
Speaker 4: that people react to certain things being called something because
Speaker 4: like other than on Instagram are realized. My mother calls
Speaker 4: sunglasses shades, and I've always called them sunglasses, and she's
Speaker 4: always called them shades, but I always what the fuck
Speaker 4: she was talking about. And sometimes they go, oh, I
Speaker 4: can't find my shades, and people goes, You're.
Speaker 3: Like, huh. I do like the fact that Walmart's like,
Speaker 3: here's the stuff. Have the stuff. Target, on the.
Speaker 4: Other hand, is trying to I don't believe Target as
Speaker 4: in you have You're curating things, You're creating a vibe. Now,
Speaker 4: mind you. Is a Walmart employee helpful? Absolutely the fuck
Speaker 4: not not. Usually it's the old person at the door, right,
Speaker 4: And then if you're a country Walmart, they're slightly helpful.
Speaker 4: If you find an older employee, yes, they know where
Speaker 4: things are. Someone could be stocking something in the grocery
Speaker 4: section and you can ask them where something is, and
Speaker 4: then we'll go, I don't know. You're like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 4: I shouldn't have asked you. You're a Walmart employee, you
Speaker 4: don't know where anything the fuck is. You need something
Speaker 4: out of electronics, You're gonna wait twenty minutes for somebody
Speaker 4: to show the fuck.
Speaker 3: Up or two. You never know. That's why you can't.
Speaker 4: Like, if you're going to get something like I need
Speaker 4: a TV out of a Walmart, call ahead, order it ahead,
Speaker 4: do something.
Speaker 3: Help yours, help you, help you, because.
Speaker 4: Sometimes the Walmart employee either is they're not gonna do
Speaker 4: anything or the most helpful fucking person you've ever met.
Speaker 3: There's rarely an in between.
Speaker 4: They're walking through the store with you hand in fucking hand, right, well,
Speaker 4: we gonna get some of this, so we gonna do this,
Speaker 4: and what you gonna need? Bay da da da da,
Speaker 4: Cause I can tell you that's the one who was
Speaker 4: on the road heavy doing the colleges and shit. When
Speaker 4: Super Walmart started closing. Mm hm, I was like, what
Speaker 4: happened to you? They're telling me I can't walk in
Speaker 4: this Walmart in three in the morning and get some popcorn,
Speaker 4: some ice cream and dog food.
Speaker 3: That's what you're telling me.
Speaker 4: You're telling me I can't walk into the Walmart at
Speaker 4: two forty five and a good Christian warning okay and
Speaker 4: get three steaks, a USB cable and a wrench.
Speaker 3: Is that what we're saying? Now?
Speaker 2: This is my issue with Walmart because you've touched on already.
Speaker 2: Walmart has everything.
Speaker 1: The way that you put it. Now you know it's
Speaker 1: it's for everybody.
Speaker 3: And why isn't target?
Speaker 1: Is the question? So is the internet? The Internet is
Speaker 1: for everybody?
Speaker 3: And you've already talked about the fact that it shouldn't
Speaker 3: be either.
Speaker 1: Yeah, look look what it is. Look at what it is.
Speaker 3: So you're saying the target, so target discriminates. Please go on.
Speaker 1: It's not just not about discrimination.
Speaker 2: It's about not having every single thing so that you're
Speaker 2: not mixing so many different demographics of people. There are
Speaker 2: people that come to Walmart with specific emergencies at play
Speaker 2: that don't show up to Target because they know Target
Speaker 2: doesn't have it.
Speaker 3: Target doesn't have a pharmacy.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's not just a pharmacy thing. I
Speaker 2: think some targets do have a pharmacy.
Speaker 3: I think they do causevs. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But when you have someone that needs a particular
Speaker 2: store that goes to a Walmart instead, and you do
Speaker 2: that enough times to where you create a Venn diagram
Speaker 2: of people who all, Now I'm doing a project on
Speaker 2: my house and you grab some power tools, Oh, I
Speaker 2: have a wedding. I need to pick up some plastic cups.
Speaker 2: Oh I have all this stuff, right, and then you
Speaker 2: put it all in one place. You get the Walmart,
Speaker 2: you get.
Speaker 4: The Target has power tools, Target some but not only does.
Speaker 3: Target have a party. Target not only.
Speaker 4: Has a has a party section, they have their own
Speaker 4: private label party supplies. M Right, So Target picks and
Speaker 4: chooses what like the trail mix aisle beautiful, you've never
Speaker 4: seen mac kademia is used in such a way. Now,
Speaker 4: is this a thirty five dollars bag of nuts?
Speaker 3: Yes? Are you gonna buy it? Yes? Because you tried
Speaker 3: not to.
Speaker 1: But you're like, but this is my thing.
Speaker 2: This is this is this You're you're touching on exactly
Speaker 2: what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: They have a whole trail mix aisle.
Speaker 2: They actually don't end up having as much of a
Speaker 2: sliced peaches aisle as Walmart. So Walmart will have a
Speaker 2: whole isle of like the sliced fruits in the cups
Speaker 2: for the kids that you pack in the lunches.
Speaker 1: Right, Targets got like two choices.
Speaker 3: Hold on the way that you said the stroops are
Speaker 3: the slice for the kids and the packs of the lunches.
Speaker 3: It's just me is that for people who do cosby jokes? No,
Speaker 3: you got for the kids in this place. But I
Speaker 3: can't do cosbre I.
Speaker 2: Mean, hopefully none of us can do Cosby. True, it's
Speaker 2: a it's an impression that breaks no joy.
Speaker 4: I saw comic doing Obama impression the other day and
Speaker 4: he's not even thirty years old, and I was like,
Speaker 4: what do we m Hm, he's very he's a very
Speaker 4: funny comic, but so him doing Obama and then another
Speaker 4: comic was like, ooh, topical material and we both but
Speaker 4: we had.
Speaker 3: I think we got to walk out of fat Black because.
Speaker 4: I was like, he wasn't old enough to vote for Obama?
Speaker 4: You're it was probably in elementary school. I was a
Speaker 4: grown ass woman dancing in the street to my president
Speaker 4: is black. When Obama got elected, I was out of college.
Speaker 4: This nigga wasn't probably out of diapers, and I can't
Speaker 4: even I was.
Speaker 3: Like, how long did you wait to do this?
Speaker 4: Maybe he was pull ups, perhaps I don't know, but
Speaker 4: he was wet the bed age. Well fucking Obama was
Speaker 4: president and he's doing a suppression of he's at least overalls.
Speaker 4: At least you're still in ash, yeah, which is what
Speaker 4: I always accuse of wearing.
Speaker 2: By the way, I think this is my this is
Speaker 2: my my other issue is that you're not taking full responsibility.
Speaker 3: That resility for I don't know.
Speaker 2: On the Walmart side, you're not taking responsibility for the culture.
Speaker 1: You're not taking responsibility.
Speaker 3: For because Target does have an auto center.
Speaker 1: Okay, auto okay.
Speaker 4: I can't be responsible for the chaos of a place.
Speaker 3: No, I can't.
Speaker 2: I if you pick it up in the place that
Speaker 2: I placed my place with no chaos, I have almost
Speaker 2: no chaos.
Speaker 4: You know, there's chaos. I've seen chaos in a Target.
Speaker 4: It was at a lower volume, but it was a
Speaker 4: little It was chaos.
Speaker 2: I would much rather take chaos at a lower volume
Speaker 2: than the chaos of a low volume.
Speaker 1: If we got chaos up full volume, I might die.
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not a survivor like that.
Speaker 3: I hear you.
Speaker 2: If I am in a Walmart at things go left,
Speaker 2: you say you, you will be speaking.
Speaker 1: About me in the past tense. Okay. If things go.
Speaker 2: Sideways in a Target, I just know to step to
Speaker 2: the right and it will not be my problem anymore.
Speaker 4: There is because of the price points. M hmm between
Speaker 4: a Target.
Speaker 1: Thank you and a Walmart.
Speaker 3: Yes, you're dealing with demographic different demographics of people. Because
Speaker 3: Target forgot where they came from. Okay, Target used to
Speaker 3: be very affordable, and I looked and I was in
Speaker 3: Target one day and I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 3: I remember being a Target and there was another what.
Speaker 3: Me and this other woman were standing there in like
Speaker 3: the Home de cor Isle, and I picked up this
Speaker 3: like accent pillow and it was fifty fucking dollars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I.
Speaker 3: Was like, is this pillow fifty dollars? And I heard
Speaker 3: this woman go what turned she said yeah, what And
Speaker 3: I said this pillows fifty dollars and she was like
Speaker 3: why and I said why?
Speaker 4: And so me and another grown adult were like I
Speaker 4: was like this, it's the fucking we're I was like, well,
Speaker 4: I'm not in Macy, I'm not.
Speaker 3: I'm not in Nordstrums.
Speaker 4: If any store that's not fucking norde Strums gives me
Speaker 4: a fifty dollars pillow, it should be burned down, Like how.
Speaker 3: Dare you let me?
Speaker 4: I'm fucking first of all, a fifty dollars pillow in general,
Speaker 4: as a concept, as a movement, as a label, nonsense.
Speaker 4: There's not gold in this pillow. This pillow is not
Speaker 4: gonna hold me at night. This pillow is not gonna
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna pour water on it, and all of
Speaker 4: a sudden, it's the man in my fucking dreams. It's
Speaker 4: all made in China. Why the fuck is this fifty dollars?
Speaker 2: My issue is that, Okay, let me this is this
Speaker 2: is where I feel like we have to dress.
Speaker 3: You're dealing with trauma.
Speaker 4: Okay, in the same way that you didn't fuck with
Speaker 4: sweet Potato pies because you had bad actions with sweet
Speaker 4: potato pies.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 4: You don't fuck with Walmart because you've been working your
Speaker 4: whole life to not be a Walmart person. I, on
Speaker 4: the other hand, have always embraced the Walmart lifestyle. Will
Speaker 4: continue to embrace the Walmart life because when I tried
Speaker 4: to become a Target person, I realize it requires too
Speaker 4: much drinking of wine and the overpaying for regular ass things.
Speaker 4: You're still a fucking department store.
Speaker 1: Let me, let me explain, all right, let me life.
Speaker 3: Lively life.
Speaker 4: But you know what targets out here, they're not helping,
Speaker 4: they're not doing the Lord's work.
Speaker 1: They're trying to.
Speaker 3: Make you think they're better than what you are.
Speaker 4: You put a Starbucks in this bitch, and you think
Speaker 4: you better Kmart was out here selling hot dogs and shit,
Speaker 4: ain't nobody got no love for Kmart no more?
Speaker 3: And what a Camart do to anybody? How did they
Speaker 3: go out of business as a concept? I really always
Speaker 3: tried to think.
Speaker 1: You about that.
Speaker 2: My thing is you're missing the taxes and fees associated with.
Speaker 1: Peace of mind? All right?
Speaker 2: Talking about so, yes, Target, you're going to Target, all right,
Speaker 2: but you know what you didn't see when you went
Speaker 2: to Target.
Speaker 1: You didn't see a propos on Aisle eight.
Speaker 2: You didn't see someone trying on clothes that do not
Speaker 2: fit them?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Sea, No, no, no, Every clothing store, every store
Speaker 4: that sells clothing, has people trying on clothes that do
Speaker 4: not fit them.
Speaker 2: And I'm talking about egregiously not fit. I don't mean
Speaker 2: checking to see if it fits. I'm talking about In college,
Speaker 2: we would go to Walmart, right, and one of my
Speaker 2: friends would just see if he could fit into a
Speaker 2: small when he knew he was in exl just to
Speaker 2: walk out of the dressing room and we all get
Speaker 2: a good laugh because he looks like a big baby,
Speaker 2: and it was funny, it was it was very funny.
Speaker 4: I've seen people do that in an old Navy.
Speaker 3: So I'm not.
Speaker 1: Clearly there is an epidemic.
Speaker 2: Get this country and people try all clothes they know
Speaker 2: don't fit them.
Speaker 3: Because it's the it's the Chris Oh, Chris Farley, fat
Speaker 3: guy and a little you know what. People love seeing.
Speaker 4: A grown man's belly button, especially if he's in a
Speaker 4: shirt that makes him if he's Winny poohing Donald Duck
Speaker 4: and this ship people love. And no one's asking out
Speaker 4: here asking you for Mickey Mouse. They're asking you for
Speaker 4: Donald Duck. That's what they want. Why the pool gave
Speaker 4: us the what ney? The pool was the reason I
Speaker 4: have the courage.
Speaker 1: This is the thing.
Speaker 2: And look look no, no, no, no no, because I
Speaker 2: can feel this happening. I can feel this happening. I
Speaker 2: finally have a good one. I finally have a good point,
Speaker 2: had a good subject. That all you've done is deflect, distract, divide. Okay,
Speaker 2: the history you can feel me. You could, you could
Speaker 2: feel me having some good points, and you were like, ooh,
Speaker 2: let me hit him with you a little quip real quick.
Speaker 3: When in the history of you knowing me, have I
Speaker 3: been helpful?
Speaker 1: Look, I'm just saying.
Speaker 4: Now on this podcast, I'm a very nice person, and
Speaker 4: I hope people know that. And if you don't know that,
Speaker 4: that's your own fucking problem. I'm a nice lady, Okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: You do this thing sometimes where you talk about how
Speaker 2: nice you are, but then you you add an extra
Speaker 2: layer that that kind of takes.
Speaker 1: Away a layer.
Speaker 2: It's kind of a negative to a positive where you're like,
Speaker 2: if you don't know that, you could go straight to hell.
Speaker 2: And it's like, well, that doesn't that I understand what
Speaker 2: you're saying as someone who knows you from the outside.
Speaker 1: Looking in, that doesn't that that doesn't help.
Speaker 3: Did you not see my my I story the other day?
Speaker 3: Was it was my name? It was today I had
Speaker 3: a therapy session, m M, I worked out and I
Speaker 3: thank the Lord for my daily scripture. You niggas are
Speaker 3: in trouble.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I see, But you know what it is. It's like,
Speaker 1: it's like if a rapper.
Speaker 2: What you do is a lot like if a rapper
Speaker 2: had a good rhyme going and then and then ended
Speaker 2: it like a real good flow right, like you're rocking
Speaker 2: with it, right, and then in the last line he's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I love you so to your head to your foot.
Speaker 1: It's like you had us you fully had us and
Speaker 1: then you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I could have been head to toe, but I said
Speaker 3: head to foot.
Speaker 1: You could have been head to toe head to foot.
Speaker 2: So I understand what you meant, but I'm saying the
Speaker 2: way it sounds.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm fully aware of how I sound. But then
Speaker 3: that's just funny to me. Like instead of saying I digress,
Speaker 3: I say I digest just to see who catches it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, okay, I'm with you.
Speaker 2: I just I just I feel like in this this
Speaker 2: has been the one that I've looked forward to the
Speaker 2: most because this is the one where I feel like.
Speaker 1: The audience can hear me, they can feel me, and
Speaker 1: they lading me. It's elite, it's elitist.
Speaker 3: Y'all think that y'all are doing that much better because
Speaker 3: you were willing to pay more money for the regular shit.
Speaker 3: You know what, I have not been fair to you.
Speaker 3: I want you to make your points because I'm not
Speaker 3: been helping.
Speaker 2: It's not about the prices being more. I never like
Speaker 2: paying more, especially if it's for the same thing. I
Speaker 2: know that these big box companies get all their sourced
Speaker 2: goods from the.
Speaker 1: Same like five places.
Speaker 2: I'm saying target ends up being better because Walmart is
Speaker 2: too busy being chaotic. All right, It's not necessarily about
Speaker 2: the prices. It's not even always about the product, Okay,
Speaker 2: because I've had plenty of things that I've bought from
Speaker 2: Target fall apart immediately and then I had to returnament.
Speaker 1: That also happens.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying that, like the levels of which we're
Speaker 2: getting too much in a Walmart, Okay, Like the Walmart
Speaker 2: I went to when I was in college, we went
Speaker 2: to because we were bored.
Speaker 1: That is not a good clientele.
Speaker 2: You don't want a bunch of teenagers in your store
Speaker 2: just killing time, all right. It's gonna bring down the
Speaker 2: quality of the experience for other customers.
Speaker 3: It's not bringing down the quality of experience, because you
Speaker 3: know what I hate is when I'm gonna Target and
Speaker 3: I see somebody calculating what's in their cart, knowing they
Speaker 3: can't fucking pay for it.
Speaker 4: That disrupts my quality of my time, because it's like,
Speaker 4: you never want to see people have to negotiate with
Speaker 4: the things that they need. Now, this is the other
Speaker 4: thing about a Target. You're seeing people people negotiate for
Speaker 4: things that they truly don't need. You don't need that
Speaker 4: other bath mat. You have a bath mat, Just wash
Speaker 4: your bath mat. You don't need a new one. You
Speaker 4: need a thirty dollars fucking bath mat. The bath match
Speaker 4: you have is fine, just wash it. You don't need
Speaker 4: half the things in your cart when you get because
Speaker 4: when you get home from target, you're always like, where
Speaker 4: am I gonna put this shit? That's always what happens
Speaker 4: to come up from a Target. Now, as somebody.
Speaker 3: Who did go to Walmart when I was.
Speaker 4: Bored and has photos from being in a Walmart when
Speaker 4: I was bored, what I found out is Walmart employees
Speaker 4: enjoy you putting on all the fishing gear and pretending
Speaker 4: to fish with your friends in the aisle. They'll take
Speaker 4: a picture of that. They'll let you hold on to
Speaker 4: the daisy BB gun and put on all the hunting
Speaker 4: gear while you're pretending to hunt the singing.
Speaker 3: Deer that's mounted on this black in the hunting section.
Speaker 3: Cause this country asked Walmart. Walmart knows what Walmart is.
Speaker 4: Walmart employees know if you come in it because like
Speaker 4: the number of times we thought that we were gonna
Speaker 4: be asked to leave a Walmart because I was pretending
Speaker 4: to chase my friend with a chainsaw, and they're like, hey,
Speaker 4: you want us.
Speaker 3: To take a picture.
Speaker 4: Yeah, of course, here's the camera. Thank you so much.
Speaker 4: Walmart knows what Walmart is.
Speaker 3: Nobody's going up in a Target and have a good
Speaker 3: time when they're bored, because guess what Target closes was
Speaker 3: too early to get that boored clientele. Because I'm gonna
Speaker 3: tell you, we never walked out without buying something.
Speaker 4: You don't fuck around in a Walmart. I mean, you
Speaker 4: can't fuck around a Walmart not buy anything. But Walmart
Speaker 4: our employees are always like, yeah, okay. Well, Target, on
Speaker 4: the other hand, is like, hey, can I help you? No, bitch,
Speaker 4: you can't help me. Okay, let me put on all
Speaker 4: this hunting gear.
Speaker 1: You can't be getting upset about help.
Speaker 3: It's the way. Listen.
Speaker 4: You're a black person, you got people aggressively ask you
Speaker 4: if you need an assistance because they're trying to make
Speaker 4: sure you're not stealing. Then I'm in pajama pants. No,
Speaker 4: I'm not stealing because there's nothing at the bottom.
Speaker 3: Of the hole in the stolen goods.
Speaker 2: Oh but if if that happens to me, I just
Speaker 2: put them to work. And if somebody rolls up all me,
Speaker 2: and they're like, oh, hey, do you need some help,
Speaker 2: And they're looking me up a down, try to make
Speaker 2: sure I'm not stealing anything.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, thank goodness you're here. I'll take up
Speaker 1: their entire shift. I'll give a damn.
Speaker 3: Cancel all my shows. I'm in this Walmart.
Speaker 1: They'll be with me all day.
Speaker 2: I'll just I'll be like, what do you think the
Speaker 2: difference is between a yellow bell pepper and an orange
Speaker 2: bell pepper?
Speaker 1: And they'll be like, I'm like, let's look it up.
Speaker 1: Let's look let's google it together.
Speaker 3: Like that's yeah.
Speaker 1: No. I hey, if you if you want to roll
Speaker 1: with me, you roll with me.
Speaker 3: I've done that before.
Speaker 4: I was in uh, i was down at santi Alli
Speaker 4: so like the La Fashion Diction or whatever, Nash Fashion District,
Speaker 4: and I'm in this store and it was like makeup
Speaker 4: and different stuff in there, like make up and like
Speaker 4: different accessories and earrings and shit. And there are two
Speaker 4: women in there with their children and they are obviously stealing.
Speaker 4: To anyone who's ever worked in a retail store, they
Speaker 4: are obviously fucking stealing, truly.
Speaker 3: They got stuff on the kids. They're fun, they're starting
Speaker 3: a business. They are obviously fucking stealing. But the guy
Speaker 3: who ran, the guy.
Speaker 4: Who ran the place, him and his wife anytime I
Speaker 4: would touch something, So he's following me through the store
Speaker 4: while I'm watching two women.
Speaker 3: With their children obviously fucking steal. So I was like,
Speaker 3: you know what, I'm running interference. I'm gonna let these
Speaker 3: bitches rob this man blind. So what I started doing
Speaker 3: is I walked through the store and I would just
Speaker 3: take something off and then just drop it on the ground.
Speaker 1: Mmm.
Speaker 4: Or I would take something and take it off and
Speaker 4: then put it back in a different place.
Speaker 3: Because he was he was anything.
Speaker 4: I looked at something, he would adjust and I just
Speaker 4: went because I went, are you following me? But now
Speaker 4: he tried to act like he didn't speak English. Oh, nigga,
Speaker 4: you don't speak English. These bitches are stealing. We're about
Speaker 4: to be a problem in here. So I just started
Speaker 4: moving shit. I'm dropping stuff on the floor, and then
Speaker 4: I'm watching them continue to openly steal.
Speaker 3: Dropping things in a bag, dropping things in a stroller,
Speaker 3: handing something to their child so that they can put
Speaker 3: in the stroll. There's a family of crime.
Speaker 2: The last thing that I'll say on my end of
Speaker 2: Walmart versus Target is there's too much. There's almost too much.
Speaker 2: We can't even fit it into an hour and a
Speaker 2: half show if we were to do that. Of the
Speaker 2: drawbacks of Walmart, and I would say, I would refer
Speaker 2: to me, for.
Speaker 1: Lack of a better word, clientele. All Right, there's been
Speaker 1: quite a fight and quite quite.
Speaker 2: A theft, and quite quite an overall chaotic situation. I
Speaker 2: remember there are times that I'm literally going in Walmart
Speaker 2: to get in and get out. I just got my grapes,
Speaker 2: I got whatever fruits, whatever veggies I wanted, and I'm
Speaker 2: just watching something happen down because you also made the
Speaker 2: place too big, because now the Walmart as a whole,
Speaker 2: as a city, and cities are going to have their
Speaker 2: levels of crime and their levels of a chaos. Right then,
Speaker 2: I think that even though it's cheap, the price point
Speaker 2: is still not fantastic for what the thing actually is.
Speaker 3: So rolling back prices what you.
Speaker 2: Mean, because what they do is a it's a tactic
Speaker 2: where they tell you they've rolled it back, but you
Speaker 2: never actually saw that initial price in the first place, right,
Speaker 2: So they'll be like, we've rolled back prices from eight
Speaker 2: ninety nine to six ninety nine. But then when you
Speaker 2: actually look at the thing and you pay attention, it
Speaker 2: was never eight ninety nine in the store. They just
Speaker 2: marked it up so they could mark it down, which
Speaker 2: is the price that they wanted to pay the entire time.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I had a jelry business. I would do that.
Speaker 4: Something were like fifteen dollars. It'd be like, oh, it's twenty,
Speaker 4: but for you it's fifteen. The price is not any ten.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 2: Then last thing, I think the add ons are actually negatives. Okay,
Speaker 2: the some of the photo shoots, some of the extra
Speaker 2: for sandwich businesses that are inside of Walmart's actually decrease
Speaker 2: the value.
Speaker 1: For me, you.
Speaker 4: Saw Claire's in a Walmart and I was like, shout
Speaker 4: out the Claires. They're like, we're not going out of business, y'all.
Speaker 3: These malls are dying.
Speaker 4: These malls are dying, but these Walmarts riving.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Even though Walmart sells the little accessory nonsense that a
Speaker 3: Claire's has, it doesn't have the depth of the accessory
Speaker 3: nonsense that a Claire's has.
Speaker 4: Also, you got your daughter whether anyway, yeah, little get
Speaker 4: her ears peers, she's nine.
Speaker 1: I feel like Target has just enough.
Speaker 2: Okay, they have just enough that I can get what
Speaker 2: I need and it's not crazy. I don't have to
Speaker 2: go through a bunch of aisles. I actually don't need
Speaker 2: as much help. Target has a system in place that
Speaker 2: I don't think Walmarts have, at least not all of them,
Speaker 2: where you can walk up to a little kiosk type
Speaker 2: thing on certain aisles, you type in what you need
Speaker 2: and they will tell you what aisle it's on, in
Speaker 2: what section. And that's something that Walmart has not had.
Speaker 3: I know, Target just has the price scanners. I don't
Speaker 3: even know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: So Walmart also has the price scanners.
Speaker 2: But if you if you go up to certain sections
Speaker 2: in a Target, this isn't a lot of the Targets
Speaker 2: in New York City and you just type in what
Speaker 2: you need. It's the same thing as the website, but
Speaker 2: it's for the store. I'll tell you when you type
Speaker 2: it in, it'll tell you like Aisle five, row two,
Speaker 2: whatever the thing is.
Speaker 4: It's easier for New York Walmart to do I mean
Speaker 4: you Target to do that, because the New York Target
Speaker 4: only has five items in it.
Speaker 3: I've tried to get shoes.
Speaker 4: Out of a New York Target, and I was like
Speaker 4: and I was like, no, no, no, no, no, it's not shape.
Speaker 3: I was literally in it. I tried to go get
Speaker 3: and I was like, I need some new shoes, and
Speaker 3: I was like, I was in a hurry, and I
Speaker 3: couldn't find a DSW that was close to where I was.
Speaker 4: So I was like, you know what a tar ja
Speaker 4: a target. Let me walk on the beach and try
Speaker 4: to find something to keep my feet off the ground.
Speaker 4: And I got to the shoe section and there was
Speaker 4: literally only twenty pairs of fucking shoes. And I looked
Speaker 4: at the girl and said, wear the rest of the shoes,
Speaker 4: because all of the Targets in New York, in the city,
Speaker 4: like in Manhattan, are like abbreviated, reduced down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's very true. Actually, that's that's.
Speaker 3: Why even make the store. There's only twenty pairs of
Speaker 3: shoes in here, Where the fuck is the rest of
Speaker 3: the store?
Speaker 4: So you so that's like, that's another I was like,
Speaker 4: I hate do you know what I do? If I
Speaker 4: want to go to a Target, I go twenty five
Speaker 4: minutes out the fucking flushing.
Speaker 3: Because it's a whole store. It's got the big red
Speaker 3: balls in front to make sure you don't drive through
Speaker 3: that bitch and still their TVs. It has whole what'd
Speaker 3: you think the red balls was for it?
Speaker 2: I never, I honestly never thought about what they were for.
Speaker 2: And this makes perfect sense. I'd rather than be for that.
Speaker 3: That's exactly what they're for.
Speaker 4: I's a lot of stores, like big box stores, because
Speaker 4: like Walmart, some of them will have those pillars in
Speaker 4: front of them too. It's so you don't drive in
Speaker 4: their fucking store. Also, not even to steal their shit.
Speaker 4: It's just so you don't drive in.
Speaker 3: The storem hm.
Speaker 1: Because it's happened enough now right.
Speaker 4: Where they're like, hey, how do we stop this but
Speaker 4: make it esthetically pleasing Put giant balls in front of
Speaker 4: the store that will destroy most vehicles if they drive
Speaker 4: into them. So I understand that Walmart is the waffle
Speaker 4: House of stores.
Speaker 3: I'm fully aware.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that.
Speaker 3: I'm fully aware of what she is, who she is,
Speaker 3: and what she's doing. Yeah, but if I'm trying to
Speaker 3: furnish an entire apartment had to furnish, I had to
Speaker 3: literally buy dishes, cups, you know, everything that you have
Speaker 3: to have as a person when you live indoors, right,
Speaker 3: have TV go to put something to put the TV on.
Speaker 3: You got to have hangers to put your clothes up.
Speaker 3: All these things.
Speaker 4: I furnished my whole apartment I got not furnished. But like,
Speaker 4: I guess it's not furniture. What's the what's if it's
Speaker 4: not furniture, what's it go? When you're like putting stuff
Speaker 4: in an apartment, like the pots and the pans and
Speaker 4: the you know.
Speaker 1: With that, I guess you. I mean, I think you're
Speaker 1: still furnishing because right, yeah.
Speaker 4: I spent I had two buggies full. I might have
Speaker 4: spent four hundred dollars, three dollars to get everything I needed.
Speaker 4: I bought an air mattress because I had nothing in
Speaker 4: this apartment.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I spent three hundred front.
Speaker 4: I know if I would have bought those same things
Speaker 4: out of Target, I would have spent twice as much.
Speaker 1: Okay, so how about this.
Speaker 2: We're gonna kick it to you the listener, and this
Speaker 2: is these are the last things that I'll say before
Speaker 2: I rested with all of you. My last and fine,
Speaker 2: you know, checkmate of a position. I understand that some
Speaker 2: people like Walmart for the entertainment value and everything and
Speaker 2: for the price point. But you need only go to
Speaker 2: people of Walmart to see what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: That's your only, that's not my only.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying it's my last. I definitely can concede
Speaker 2: that there are targets that might as well not even
Speaker 2: be stores. There are targets where there are six things
Speaker 2: on sale and only two of them are here. But yes,
Speaker 2: I think that you're leaning one way or the other.
Speaker 1: We're either leaning.
Speaker 2: Towards these drawbacks of the supercenter, which yes, it has everything,
Speaker 2: but like at what cost?
Speaker 1: How long you're going to be in there?
Speaker 2: No one is helpful or not no one, but usually
Speaker 2: no one, or the tiny store that hopefully has an
Speaker 2: entire section of the thing that you'd think they'd have,
Speaker 2: Like I remember one time I went to one of
Speaker 2: the tiny ones and they didn't have I don't think
Speaker 2: they had any mouthwashing all. And I was like, okay, well,
Speaker 2: then don't make this like a pharmacy type section.
Speaker 1: Then, right, you have the toothbrushes, you have the floss.
Speaker 1: Don't do this now, right, get in.
Speaker 3: The tooth basic and you don't have mouthwashed Like who
Speaker 3: lives this?
Speaker 4: Like That's why I went to like two different Manhattan
Speaker 4: targets and I was like, and I hate to ever
Speaker 4: say this, but a plague upon both your houses is
Speaker 4: really how I felt when I walked out of the
Speaker 4: fucking store.
Speaker 3: So I know, oh, I have to go to a
Speaker 3: Target in Queens mm hmm. I have to go to
Speaker 3: where the people are, meaning the suburbs. I have to
Speaker 3: go to Target, and the target in the suburbs, just
Speaker 3: like I found like the h Marts that are in Manhattan,
Speaker 3: like h Mart, it was just it was just sold
Speaker 3: the ready made food and that was it. And I
Speaker 3: was like, no, I'm here for the full h Mart experience.
Speaker 3: Don't do this to me.
Speaker 4: But I realized that New York does not have the
Speaker 4: superge because the super che Mart.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the superge Mat is amazing.
Speaker 3: It's it's a Kroger.
Speaker 4: It's and I'm just like, yeah, calm through, Calm through Superhemart. Okay,
Speaker 4: they got the samples. It's me and Ijima. I'm out
Speaker 4: here tasting shit. Ema we out here eating things. Okay,
Speaker 4: once they see my cart, I'll be walking hand in
Speaker 4: hands through the store. Right, She's helping me get the
Speaker 4: good kimchi, like oh, you're making kimchi pancakes. Well, that
Speaker 4: means you got to get the older kimchi because you
Speaker 4: need more deffermentation. We having conversations with hanging out.
Speaker 3: Her son is in school. I hope he's doing well.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, Super h Mart.
Speaker 2: I appreciate all of you listening. We appreciate you being listeners.
Speaker 2: We appreciate your opinions.
Speaker 3: I felt that I felt that. Don't do that. I
Speaker 3: felt it. You don't think I felt that.
Speaker 4: Huh, you don't think I felt it, But you just
Speaker 4: did what you did.
Speaker 1: We want you to tell us what you think. Are
Speaker 1: you team Walmart? Team Target? Do you go for the
Speaker 1: super center or.
Speaker 2: The little quick self checkout experience that I guess targets
Speaker 2: are doing. It is really wild. It's like it's like
Speaker 2: it might as well. Some of these targets might as
Speaker 2: well be a CVS. But I still think that they
Speaker 2: offer my life more stability than the Walmarts did.
Speaker 1: Okay, I just I can't listen.
Speaker 3: It's very rare as a child that I would see
Speaker 3: a closed Walmart.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but things need to close.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no no, I mean close doesn't like shut down.
Speaker 1: Oh oh I'm sorry. I thought you meant for the night.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they should. I mean, I think it all.
Speaker 2: I think, honestly, any twenty four hour place is just
Speaker 2: asking for trouble.
Speaker 4: I mean, we've all heard that nothing good happens after midnight. Yeah,
Speaker 4: unless you're in a Target in Gainesville, Georgia. I feel
Speaker 4: like this is my tomato soup. You know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Because a lot of people are going to be like,
Speaker 4: but do will say you're a learned person. Why are
Speaker 4: you associating yourself asserting yourself in the Walmart?
Speaker 3: And I will tell you one of my favorite things
Speaker 3: to do on the road is to go to Walmart.
Speaker 2: So we want you to check out between your friends
Speaker 2: and you, how you feel about this. Open up this
Speaker 2: conversation to the people in your life. Maybe open it
Speaker 2: up in a Walmart or Target, you know.
Speaker 3: And what I don't want you to do is don't
Speaker 3: be uppity about it. Okay, don't judge people and be like, hey, listen,
Speaker 3: what is your preference? Okay? Don't Walmart shame people?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I want people out there to value themselves.
Speaker 2: I want you to value yourself and I want you to
Speaker 2: take care of yourself. I want you to ask what
Speaker 2: would be an easier day for you, you know, because maybe
Speaker 2: you are an a closer proximity to a Walmart.
Speaker 1: Who knows.
Speaker 2: But if you are looking to check us out on
Speaker 2: the socials, you can find me at Josh Johnson Comedy
Speaker 2: on Instagram, TikTok.
Speaker 1: And YouTube.
Speaker 2: I also have a podcast called The Josh Johnson Show
Speaker 2: where I tell stories and.
Speaker 1: Chat with friends. And then if you're looking for duel,
Speaker 1: say ah.
Speaker 4: In these trees sometimes, Uh, yeah, I've got my stuff
Speaker 4: on my socials.
Speaker 3: I've got some shows coming up. Listen. Uh. We're just
Speaker 3: here to be as helpful as we possibly can. And
Speaker 3: call your mama. And if you can't call your daddy,
Speaker 3: is it you know what? Phone a friends, see how
Speaker 3: your friend's doing, check on your strong friend.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, that's what I have a good weekend.
Speaker 3: Wow Suckers.
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