WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "That Drunk Guy" Mail Bag

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<v Speaker 1>Ka boom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes

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<v Speaker 1>a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants

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<v Speaker 1>of the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He

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<v Speaker 1>treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the

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<v Speaker 1>rich pill poppers in the penthouse. The clearing House of

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<v Speaker 1>Hot takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour

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<v Speaker 1>with Ben Maller starts right now, what is in the bag?

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<v Speaker 1>Well go man, the beginning of another edition of the

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<v Speaker 1>Fifth Hour with Ben Maller and Danny g Radio. That

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<v Speaker 1>dogs licked that whole thing hanging out at the podcast

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<v Speaker 1>do Joe as we yap your weekend away and Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>we have survived the Friday podcast. We have made it

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<v Speaker 1>through the Saturday podcast and now it is the main

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<v Speaker 1>of a I'll give you a high five band, my hero.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you ready for the mail bag? Let's go ding ding?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we're gonna strike up the band. Here we go, Ohio, aw,

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<v Speaker 1>set us up, man, set us up. It's all right,

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<v Speaker 1>a great Ohio all a little lullaby from our man, Ohio.

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<v Speaker 1>How so, let's get to it. These are actual questions

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<v Speaker 1>by actual listeners. We love to interact with you it's

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite podcast of the weekend. And people think I'm

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<v Speaker 1>full of bullshit on that, but I'm not. I love

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<v Speaker 1>the mail bag. You never know what you get. You

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<v Speaker 1>tell me all the time that, asked Ben, is your

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<v Speaker 1>favorite thing. No, no, no, we don't. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what that is, asked and I don't even that's dead

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<v Speaker 1>to me, asked Ben. It's all about the mailbag. It's

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<v Speaker 1>all about the mail back, Danny. This is an original content.

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<v Speaker 1>This has never been done before. No one else has

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<v Speaker 1>the mail bag, nobody else. You know why, because on

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<v Speaker 1>Sunday you get no mail, right, there's no mail on Sunday.

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<v Speaker 1>The Postal service takes it off. But we get mail.

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<v Speaker 1>We get mail. I'm not going to start graving Matt

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<v Speaker 1>all right, here we go. First, one up on the mailbag.

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<v Speaker 1>Marcus in San Antonio, the Alamo City where the Spurs

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<v Speaker 1>used to win every year with David Robinson. Then Tim Duncan,

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<v Speaker 1>who Now I couldn't name one player on the San

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<v Speaker 1>Antonio Spurs anyway, uh, he says Benny Danigy. Over the years,

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<v Speaker 1>you have had your regular callers, and some have lasted

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<v Speaker 1>longer than others. Of course, these callers are part of

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<v Speaker 1>the show and some I really enjoy the banter between

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<v Speaker 1>you and the guys and the caller in the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>My question, do you guys ever receive email from the

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<v Speaker 1>listeners complaining about any one in particular? Asking because Andreas

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<v Speaker 1>act of course talking about Virgo and service, and our

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<v Speaker 1>friend Andrea uh says her act is has grown stale.

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<v Speaker 1>In my opinion, I cannot believe I'm the only one

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<v Speaker 1>that thinks that I love the show. Podcast downloader Marcus

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<v Speaker 1>in San Antonio, So thank you Marcus for that. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we've had people complain. There's some people that hate everyone

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<v Speaker 1>that calls the show. Justin and Cincinnati can't stand anyone

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<v Speaker 1>other than maybe Robbie, the Marina fan, I think, and

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<v Speaker 1>possibly just Josh, but he had he hates everyone. Right now,

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<v Speaker 1>if I were to tell you the guy that gets

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<v Speaker 1>the most blowback among the callers, it is by far

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<v Speaker 1>Marcel in Brooklyn with a wink and a nod just

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<v Speaker 1>for scratch off all too good to be true. He

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<v Speaker 1>he yeah, he gets he gets a lot of crap.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, and I'm fine. I think these are these

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<v Speaker 1>are these are guys that are fans of the show.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm amazed that so many of these guys are willing

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<v Speaker 1>to be dedicated. You really have to be dedicated. You

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<v Speaker 1>stay on hold a long time, you don't get a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of air time, like you really have to be

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<v Speaker 1>motivated to make this a part of your life. You've

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<v Speaker 1>got to be in a bit of a different league

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<v Speaker 1>to be a call or a regular caller, because it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's not the greatest set up, I admit it,

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<v Speaker 1>but you can be radio show famous, which is kind

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<v Speaker 1>of cool. So well, it depends where you're at in

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<v Speaker 1>the payroll structure for your budget that is correct at

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<v Speaker 1>the top. I mean, that's a month to be a

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<v Speaker 1>phone actor on your show. So I mean, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we talk a lot of behind the scenes here on

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast. A lot of people don't know you can

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<v Speaker 1>earn up to twelve a month to be a regular

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<v Speaker 1>caller on the Ben Mallard Show. You're not supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>say the quiet part out loud, Denny. You're supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>say that bad job. And and some people have pointed

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<v Speaker 1>out that some of the characters that I use on

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<v Speaker 1>my payroll have also I guess Covino and Rich have

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<v Speaker 1>been using some of those same characters uh, just one

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<v Speaker 1>Mark in because I answered the phones there, Mark in Medford,

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<v Speaker 1>Mark the full name guy. Yeah, he's the only one

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<v Speaker 1>that I know of that there's been that drunk guy

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<v Speaker 1>to a couple of times, which one, uh just not

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<v Speaker 1>limit the possibility day Paul Paul Paul, Oh Paul from

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<v Speaker 1>Rhode Island, right plastered Paul Blastard Paul. He doesn't go

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<v Speaker 1>by that, And of course Mark just uses Mark. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>those are the two that I know of. You haven't

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<v Speaker 1>gotten Marcel in Brooklyn. No, you know what, if you want,

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<v Speaker 1>I can say, hey, Marcel, I don't don't we don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I can help him out. We thought we were friends.

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<v Speaker 1>We could get Andre from the Commonwealth to call you Andre. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he'll break it down with you. Good. No, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying I I know people. Andrew and Fremont

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<v Speaker 1>would be a nice flashback though. Andrew, he still calls

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<v Speaker 1>the Overnight Show. Still he knows every baseball player imaginable.

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<v Speaker 1>Outside of baseball, he's a little bit on basketball. He's

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<v Speaker 1>like a trivia guy that Andrew right next up on

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<v Speaker 1>the mailbag Craigster in Seattle Rights and he says, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>Ben and Danny, g you guys are doing a great job.

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<v Speaker 1>Please put together some sports cliches you've heard this week

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<v Speaker 1>in the NFL. So he's looking for sports cliches, Danny here,

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<v Speaker 1>any that you you had, These are like the whole

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<v Speaker 1>cliche thing. It's pretty much the same whether it's the

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<v Speaker 1>regular season or the playoffs. Playoffs, it gets intensified a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit in the playoffs because you hear a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of they're gonna have to play the best game of

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<v Speaker 1>their season to to the next round. Yeah, well, there's

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<v Speaker 1>there's there's certain things that coaches say that like the

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I love they just made more plays than

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<v Speaker 1>we did, you know, or like Staley when he said

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<v Speaker 1>I only was out coached for a half. Yeah. The

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<v Speaker 1>fun thing about the playoffs is you can't say we'll

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<v Speaker 1>correct it or you know, we'll we'll fix it next week.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't say that, so we had a really good

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<v Speaker 1>week of practice, Ben, Yeah, And it's hard to say

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<v Speaker 1>adversity makes you stronger when you've just lost. At least,

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<v Speaker 1>we won't hear from Dave Roberts in the playoffs saying

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<v Speaker 1>I really liked him in that spot, right, So we

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<v Speaker 1>won't we won't get that. Uh, but like the halftime

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<v Speaker 1>interview thing is hilarious to me because almost never does

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<v Speaker 1>anything come out of that that makes you any better

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<v Speaker 1>as a fan. It's like, it's either we need to

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<v Speaker 1>play more consistently if we want to win this game,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, or we have to get more stops on defense,

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<v Speaker 1>or we just gotta score more points, you know, something

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<v Speaker 1>like that. I could do the halftime interview. I watched

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<v Speaker 1>so many these shitty halftime interviews. Let me tell the offensively,

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<v Speaker 1>we just we just need more explosive place, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we gotta be more efficient with the ball. It's like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>how do you feel about those two turnovers? Get your

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<v Speaker 1>fucking microphone out of my face. Forget about that. We

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<v Speaker 1>just need to stop the run, we need a better

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<v Speaker 1>job pressuring the quarterback, and we'll be okay. Right and

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<v Speaker 1>then and then when you lose, it's like, well, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>really proud of how these guys battle, you know, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>really proud of how they battle. Our guys gave it

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<v Speaker 1>everything they had, you know, and it's just it's great,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a really good team over there, and that that

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<v Speaker 1>team is a good team, that's a quality opponent. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>we just didn't get the job done today. We didn't

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<v Speaker 1>execute today. It's like, come on, is that enough cliches

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<v Speaker 1>can be? Can we move? Have satisfied the quota for

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<v Speaker 1>Craigster in Seattle? You know why Michael Parsons is one

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<v Speaker 1>of my favorite defenders that he runs sideline to sideline.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh is that right? Yeah, He's all over that field.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I like about him is he he

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<v Speaker 1>focuses on the fundamentals. That's what I like. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>It's all about the the fundamentals. Man, It's just really

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<v Speaker 1>just that's what it's all about. This is a special group,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, Danny, this team is a special group.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm gonna miss coaching this team. You know, this

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<v Speaker 1>is a good team. The future is bright. Things are

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<v Speaker 1>looking up all right. Moving on Mike from Fullerton rights in.

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<v Speaker 1>He says, Hey, Ben and Danny g after saying you

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<v Speaker 1>almost got killed driving to work in the rain, have

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<v Speaker 1>the people over tire iraq dot com called to hook

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<v Speaker 1>you up with new high performance wet tires. It'd be

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<v Speaker 1>a really bad look for the tire iraq dot com

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<v Speaker 1>studios if one of the employees can't drive in the

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<v Speaker 1>rain due to crummy tires. How and and he says,

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<v Speaker 1>how many scary moments have either of you had in

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<v Speaker 1>a plane, train, or automobile? And we talked about this

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<v Speaker 1>one time. Yeah, yeah, we've gotten into that. Thanks for

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<v Speaker 1>listening to I appreciate that. And I'm still waiting. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sure tire rack will get to me at some point here, Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>and they'll hook me up with the tires. Right, that

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<v Speaker 1>will happen. I'll let you know what the discount code

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<v Speaker 1>is because I'm actually gonna find out from sales if

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<v Speaker 1>as employees we get a discount because Spot Coveno and

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<v Speaker 1>myself for my wife's car, we all need new tires.

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<v Speaker 1>So we just had a huddle about this a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of days ago, and for some reason I got nominated

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<v Speaker 1>to find out what the discount code is. You're the

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<v Speaker 1>guinea pig. Yeah, they're like, you go ask. I'm sorry

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<v Speaker 1>to let you know, Danny, but well, let me know.

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<v Speaker 1>That'd be great because I absolutely listen. I tire rack

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<v Speaker 1>dot Com is a great product, and it would be

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<v Speaker 1>even better for those of us that work here and

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<v Speaker 1>do all these commercials if they like give us a

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<v Speaker 1>little well we'll discount would be nice. But they're already

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<v Speaker 1>they're already very cheap as it is, I mean not cheap.

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<v Speaker 1>The quality is not cheap, the prices are are outstanding.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, I'm curious about that. But as far as

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<v Speaker 1>ry moments, and we've talked about that a lot, most

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<v Speaker 1>of mine involved automobiles. I only had one really crazy

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<v Speaker 1>thing on a plane where we hit turbulence and my

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<v Speaker 1>stomach was like in my in my brain, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was it was wild, not a lot. I don't ride

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of trains, so I really haven't had many

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<v Speaker 1>problems with that. I've had a few trains breakdown and

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<v Speaker 1>we've had to wait to get somebody to come let

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<v Speaker 1>us off the train. That happened a few times when

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<v Speaker 1>I did public transportation. But that's that's about it. So

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<v Speaker 1>any any added stories you want to share? Should we

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<v Speaker 1>move on, Danny, what do you think? I'll just recap

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<v Speaker 1>mine really quick. I had told a story before about

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<v Speaker 1>flying over the city of New Orleans and there was

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<v Speaker 1>a thunderstorm right over the airport. So the pilot pilots

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<v Speaker 1>just kept circling and circling and waiting. We were going

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<v Speaker 1>to run out of fuel. They were making this announcement.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody's freaking out, So we had to land somewhere else,

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<v Speaker 1>get fueled up, go back to New Orleans, and then

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<v Speaker 1>circle the storm again. Ben. We were supposed to be

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<v Speaker 1>there at like I think it was like a ten

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<v Speaker 1>pm landing and we didn't get to the airport till

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<v Speaker 1>three in the morning. That is crazy. What airport did

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<v Speaker 1>you land at? Where your baton rouge or where do

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<v Speaker 1>where did you land it? I don't remember the exact airport.

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<v Speaker 1>I've only been to that city a couple of times.

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<v Speaker 1>Was it our newest Fox Sports radio affiliate in Lafayette, Louisiana.

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<v Speaker 1>The Goat? The Goat? How great and how great a

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<v Speaker 1>name for radio? I know, that's awesome. Good job by

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<v Speaker 1>their marketing people. The Goat. That's solid. That's in my

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<v Speaker 1>top five, right up there with w NFL and Green Bay,

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<v Speaker 1>which is another Billiant idea for a sports radio station.

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<v Speaker 1>How to deal with Tom Brady to do the liners? Yeah, Brady,

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<v Speaker 1>mother suckers, this is the Goat. Yeah I should have. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>this is Wayne Gretzky and you're listening to the Goat

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<v Speaker 1>and this is yeah. Just have all goats do your

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<v Speaker 1>liners or the other thing you can do is get

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<v Speaker 1>a real goat and have the real sound effect, and

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<v Speaker 1>and that would be another way to go as well.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, next up Kevin in Kansas, right since says

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<v Speaker 1>dear Ben and Danny, g I have an inside baseball,

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<v Speaker 1>he says, in quotes inside baseball question about the show

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<v Speaker 1>when you play the caller games involving the crew, how

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<v Speaker 1>is the crew so good at giving clues? Do you

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<v Speaker 1>create the game boards ahead of time so the crew

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<v Speaker 1>is prepared or are you all well versed the so

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<v Speaker 1>well verse that you know all these former athletes? He says,

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<v Speaker 1>however you do it, I'm just impressed with all of

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<v Speaker 1>your wisdom. Well done. So this has been a point

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<v Speaker 1>of contention, Danny, you worked on the show for a

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<v Speaker 1>long time. UM, trust me. We don't get the game

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<v Speaker 1>boards in advance. Usually it's only a couple of minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>If that lead time, I wish we got them earlier.

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<v Speaker 1>I would I would feel much more comfortable. But normally

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<v Speaker 1>what happens is Coop puts them together at the very

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<v Speaker 1>last minute, literally the last minute, and sometimes as I

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<v Speaker 1>am introducing the callers, I will be handed the game board,

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<v Speaker 1>which I don't I don't like that too much, Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>because I like to let kind of know and study

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<v Speaker 1>the names. I've been able to pull it off, but

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<v Speaker 1>I think I would do a lot better if I

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<v Speaker 1>had a little more time. But we don't get a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of time. One thing I really miss about working

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<v Speaker 1>on your show is when I would be running your equipment.

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<v Speaker 1>Coop would be sitting behind me with five minutes before

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<v Speaker 1>the game, and he'd say, how about this for sixty?

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<v Speaker 1>How about this or eighty? Men, I would miss a

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<v Speaker 1>cue from you because I'd be listening to him run

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<v Speaker 1>the board past me. I think it does work out

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<v Speaker 1>better that nobody has the sheet in front of them

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<v Speaker 1>until right before the game starts. Well that's one way

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<v Speaker 1>to look at it, But I I would I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>mind kind of perusing the list here and yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean maybe a couple of minutes with or. But you

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<v Speaker 1>don't want somebody going online and writing down information next

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<v Speaker 1>to each word what Eddie does in that little booth. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>We we cannot control another cheating scandal this week. If

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<v Speaker 1>you missed it, Black Steve the second from North Carolina,

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<v Speaker 1>Hey man, you might not notice, but I'm black said

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<v Speaker 1>the S word and the F word. Now, what is

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<v Speaker 1>the rule? Ben Danny, You've been with me a long

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<v Speaker 1>time on the game shows. We came up with a

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<v Speaker 1>rule you could only say one of those words, not

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<v Speaker 1>two of them. Yeah, and if you if you you

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<v Speaker 1>get one warning and if you say if you do

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<v Speaker 1>it again, that's it, you lose the game. And Eddie

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<v Speaker 1>is taking credit for a victory that his guy had

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<v Speaker 1>such a potty mouth. Now Black Steve the Second said, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm you know I was. I was high and that's

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<v Speaker 1>why I did. But listen, those are the rules. And

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<v Speaker 1>Eddie trying to break the rules. Bat up by him?

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<v Speaker 1>How about shut up? Bat job by him? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Next up Chris in Maricocota, Iowa. Right, so he says,

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<v Speaker 1>Ben and Danny g I am visiting my wife's family

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<v Speaker 1>in San Francisco at the end of January, and the

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<v Speaker 1>need that must eat locations in the Bay besides the

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<v Speaker 1>usual in and out and Del Taco. Wow, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>realize Del Taco is on the list, Danny from Iowa.

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<v Speaker 1>If you come out to l A or San Francisco

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<v Speaker 1>yet del Taco, he says, any advice on the area

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<v Speaker 1>or areas to avoid, Yeah, so downtown, you know, I listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't spent too much time in San Francisco last

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<v Speaker 1>time I was there, though, Downtown San Francisco City proper.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want to spend much time down there. That's

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's not good. But yet Golden Gate Park beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>There's the Sour Dough Bread place not far from that park. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that you gotta eat the sour dough Bread. The only

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<v Speaker 1>restaurant I will say for me because of what I

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<v Speaker 1>liked thet you gotta that. And I think this is

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<v Speaker 1>the last location. I think the one in l A closed,

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<v Speaker 1>The Stinking Rose. Have you ever been to the Stinking

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<v Speaker 1>Role Yeah, Oh yeah, it's a it's a garlic. Everything's

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<v Speaker 1>got extra garlic in it and any kind of garlic

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<v Speaker 1>you could possibly want at the Stinking Rows. It's it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's a little pricey, depending on how much you like

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<v Speaker 1>to spend it. Restaurants. They used to have one in

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<v Speaker 1>l A, but it closed because of COVID, and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think they don't think they reopened. Yeah, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if they did not. As far as I know,

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<v Speaker 1>they did not, But may I hope they come back

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<v Speaker 1>because I used to go there. That's actually where I

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<v Speaker 1>went when I got engaged Danny. That's where I took

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<v Speaker 1>my my now wife. We went to the the Stinking

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<v Speaker 1>Rose shocker. Yeah, yeah, that's uh, but it makes sense

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<v Speaker 1>though everybody knows you get COVID from garlic. Oh, of course,

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<v Speaker 1>there's no doubt. All right, what is next year on

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<v Speaker 1>the mail bag? So sour dough bread end, the stinking

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<v Speaker 1>ros those are the two. You get. The bread bull,

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<v Speaker 1>the sour dough bread bull with the clam chowder in it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the move there, that's the move. Yeah, all right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking at the website here and it says permanently closed,

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<v Speaker 1>so I don't think there they'll be opening up the

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<v Speaker 1>l a location. All right. Uh, waltz in the Valley

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<v Speaker 1>of the Sun rights and he says, what happened to

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<v Speaker 1>the frozen Tomahawks steak that Mr West of the four

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<v Speaker 1>oh five gave you? That's question one. Well, we talked

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<v Speaker 1>about that in a previous podcast. At the Christmas party,

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<v Speaker 1>he demanded that we cooked the steak and he grabbed

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<v Speaker 1>the steak out of the freezer and ended up cooking

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<v Speaker 1>it at the party. Total dick move, but he did it.

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<v Speaker 1>So the steak has been eaten. The steak is gone.

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<v Speaker 1>He also says, well, when will these social justice warriors

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<v Speaker 1>call for remain renaming the classic tomahawks steak? He says,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you and Danny G think would be a

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<v Speaker 1>good new name about the snowflake blood geer uh, he says, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that has not been on the cancel list. The Tomahawks

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<v Speaker 1>steak has not gotten to that. That list is that

0:19:20.440 --> 0:19:22.639
<v Speaker 1>I know they got really Eskimo the Eskimo pie is

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<v Speaker 1>gone and all those other things, but not the Tomahawks day.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I think he kind of named it there

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<v Speaker 1>because it rhymes the snowflake steak. There you go, perfect, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you've answered your own question. Although it is interesting to note,

0:19:37.600 --> 0:19:41.080
<v Speaker 1>Danny that in Atlanta the braves still have the tomahawks

0:19:41.240 --> 0:19:47.240
<v Speaker 1>chopped right that the Yeah, so do the chiefs that arrowhead.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it possible that the term tomahawk is going to

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<v Speaker 1>be allowed still, that they haven't canceled, or it's just

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<v Speaker 1>they haven't gotten to it yet. All right, Next up,

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<v Speaker 1>I ring in. Okay, see on the mail bag, he says,

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<v Speaker 1>Benny the Baker, Danny G or should I say Daddy

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<v Speaker 1>Gaddy the big homie, Hey, big, Since you are the

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<v Speaker 1>king of nicknames. What are some of yours and Danny

0:20:16.359 --> 0:20:20.960
<v Speaker 1>G's favorite nicknames in sports? Or like? How come Dion

0:20:21.200 --> 0:20:25.120
<v Speaker 1>Sanders is the only one with the prime time nickname

0:20:25.960 --> 0:20:29.040
<v Speaker 1>as always much love you guys, greatest blah blah. He

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<v Speaker 1>loves the show. Always listening to the Goat eight days

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<v Speaker 1>a week in the air everywhere, our man Kyrie in

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<v Speaker 1>Okay c. So there's a ton of great nicknames. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>the Hefty Lefty, the Pillsbury Throwboy, Jared Lorenz and he

0:20:49.080 --> 0:20:52.600
<v Speaker 1>had a ton, the Round Mound Rebound, the Tub of

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<v Speaker 1>Goo that was a picture back in the seventies and

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<v Speaker 1>the eighties named Terry Forrester. Those are some What are

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<v Speaker 1>your favorite nicknames? Dan? That are that are going on

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<v Speaker 1>right now? Actually, I'll flash you back. It's fictional from

0:21:05.680 --> 0:21:08.200
<v Speaker 1>a movie we talked about just a few weekends ago,

0:21:08.280 --> 0:21:12.720
<v Speaker 1>The Natural. How about the Whammer? Yeah, that's that's that's good.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that. I liked it because as a little kid,

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<v Speaker 1>we're watching Roy Hobbs on three pitches strike out the

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<v Speaker 1>Whammer who was supposed to be Babe Ruth. Yeah, that's

0:21:24.640 --> 0:21:30.159
<v Speaker 1>a good one. Remember Darryl Dawkins nickname Chocolate Thunder That was.

0:21:30.359 --> 0:21:34.320
<v Speaker 1>That was pretty good. It sounds like a stripper or

0:21:34.440 --> 0:21:37.600
<v Speaker 1>or a porn star or something like that. Stripper ish

0:21:37.600 --> 0:21:41.120
<v Speaker 1>of people too. There was a picture who became known

0:21:41.200 --> 0:21:45.840
<v Speaker 1>by his nicknameber Tom Gordon, known as Flash Gordon. That's right,

0:21:46.400 --> 0:21:49.760
<v Speaker 1>that was kind of cool. There was that skater guy

0:21:50.359 --> 0:21:52.800
<v Speaker 1>that was popular. I don't know if he's still popular.

0:21:52.920 --> 0:21:58.280
<v Speaker 1>The the guy named Sean White. Remember his nickname, He

0:21:58.400 --> 0:22:03.520
<v Speaker 1>was the Flying Tomato. Yes right, yeah, not bad. I

0:22:03.560 --> 0:22:07.800
<v Speaker 1>was gonna say the carrot top of extreme sports, and duh,

0:22:07.840 --> 0:22:11.560
<v Speaker 1>it's Sunday. It's a mail bag. Carl Malone a mail man.

0:22:11.720 --> 0:22:14.440
<v Speaker 1>Carl I worked with. Carl Malone did a radio show

0:22:14.560 --> 0:22:18.200
<v Speaker 1>back and many years ago and was a terrible radio host,

0:22:18.280 --> 0:22:22.680
<v Speaker 1>but a very nice man and hilarious that My boss

0:22:23.200 --> 0:22:25.800
<v Speaker 1>said that It was during an NBA work stoppage in

0:22:25.800 --> 0:22:28.560
<v Speaker 1>the late nineties and my boss is like, listen, this

0:22:28.640 --> 0:22:32.919
<v Speaker 1>is just a gimmick. This this he had insider information

0:22:33.040 --> 0:22:35.040
<v Speaker 1>my boss at the time. He said, this thing is

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<v Speaker 1>only gonna last like a week. Carl is gonna do

0:22:37.560 --> 0:22:39.280
<v Speaker 1>a weeks show, so I'll go back to playing for

0:22:39.320 --> 0:22:43.200
<v Speaker 1>the Utah Jazz. That fucking thing lasted several months and

0:22:43.560 --> 0:22:45.560
<v Speaker 1>Carl had a deal. He had to do the show

0:22:45.760 --> 0:22:49.480
<v Speaker 1>during the work stoppage, and the thing kept going on

0:22:49.600 --> 0:22:52.560
<v Speaker 1>and on and on and on. They missed like half

0:22:52.640 --> 0:22:55.920
<v Speaker 1>the season and it was always supposed to last a week.

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<v Speaker 1>So um anyway, so under something the then to the

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<v Speaker 1>greatest from our childhood, Magic and the Fridge Refrigerator Perry. Yeah.

0:23:07.400 --> 0:23:09.400
<v Speaker 1>The Red Sox had a picture a couple of years

0:23:09.400 --> 0:23:14.280
<v Speaker 1>back named Iguappo. They called him Ilguappo fat guy, and

0:23:14.320 --> 0:23:17.040
<v Speaker 1>he pitched for a bunch of other teams. But I

0:23:17.040 --> 0:23:20.600
<v Speaker 1>remember him back in the older the Wizard Ozzie Smith

0:23:22.000 --> 0:23:25.720
<v Speaker 1>with the Cardinals. Okay, I got one just came into

0:23:25.720 --> 0:23:28.800
<v Speaker 1>my head right now. Nine. We're around the same age.

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<v Speaker 1>Nineteen eighties, African American starting picture mostly remembered for the

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<v Speaker 1>Red Sox. Oh oil Can Yeah, Dennis oil Can boy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's a good one. Oh yeah, that's awesome. When

0:23:49.240 --> 0:23:52.360
<v Speaker 1>I was a kid, I thought, my god, how fucked up? More?

0:23:52.480 --> 0:23:55.959
<v Speaker 1>His parents they named them oil Can. I mean, what

0:23:56.000 --> 0:24:00.159
<v Speaker 1>are you doing? What is what is going on? Now?

0:24:00.240 --> 0:24:03.679
<v Speaker 1>Your name? Your kid? Oil kid? That's that's not a

0:24:03.720 --> 0:24:05.960
<v Speaker 1>good name for a kid. What kind of a lot

0:24:06.000 --> 0:24:08.399
<v Speaker 1>of them in basketball? When you think of it, Dr

0:24:08.560 --> 0:24:13.920
<v Speaker 1>j um let's see the answer. Oh yeah, remember the

0:24:14.000 --> 0:24:19.400
<v Speaker 1>chief with the Celtics in the Yeah, yeah, the the admiral. Yeah. See,

0:24:19.440 --> 0:24:23.280
<v Speaker 1>now we're getting crazy, you know, sweetness. Walter Payton, Yeah,

0:24:23.320 --> 0:24:27.959
<v Speaker 1>Walter Payton was another one the big unit. Oh, Randy Johnson.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a great nickname. Yeah, for more than more than

0:24:31.200 --> 0:24:35.639
<v Speaker 1>one meeting. You know, there was a remember a K seven.

0:24:35.680 --> 0:24:38.280
<v Speaker 1>You can't have that nickname anymore, Andre Carolinko, they get

0:24:38.359 --> 0:24:44.480
<v Speaker 1>rid of that's you're Russian and you're named after a gun.

0:24:44.600 --> 0:24:51.959
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, oh my god. Done. Anyway, all right,

0:24:52.000 --> 0:24:54.679
<v Speaker 1>that's so I can go on and on. But but

0:24:54.760 --> 0:24:57.560
<v Speaker 1>thank you, Kyrie, you inspired some good conversation. We thank

0:24:57.600 --> 0:25:01.440
<v Speaker 1>you for that. God bless you U. Nick in Wisconsin? Right, so,

0:25:01.560 --> 0:25:04.479
<v Speaker 1>he says, Hey, Ben and Mr g. After three years

0:25:04.560 --> 0:25:09.520
<v Speaker 1>of course cases, a massage parlor owner finally was found

0:25:09.520 --> 0:25:13.000
<v Speaker 1>guilty for keeping a place of prostitution in my area

0:25:13.080 --> 0:25:18.040
<v Speaker 1>of Wisconsin. Question for YouTube gents, have you ever gotten

0:25:18.080 --> 0:25:21.720
<v Speaker 1>a happy ending after getting a massage? Don't lie? Uh,

0:25:21.760 --> 0:25:25.560
<v Speaker 1>these are things we need to know as listeners. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'll go first on this, dandy. I I will

0:25:28.680 --> 0:25:32.359
<v Speaker 1>not allow the massage We used to have a sponsor

0:25:32.840 --> 0:25:35.639
<v Speaker 1>when I was doing local radio and it was a

0:25:35.640 --> 0:25:40.159
<v Speaker 1>massage place out in the San Fernando Valley on Ventura Boulevard,

0:25:40.920 --> 0:25:43.199
<v Speaker 1>and we did it. I did an appearance and it

0:25:43.280 --> 0:25:45.159
<v Speaker 1>was like a Saturday thing where I was supposed to

0:25:45.200 --> 0:25:47.600
<v Speaker 1>get people to come down, dudes to get massages, and

0:25:48.680 --> 0:25:50.879
<v Speaker 1>they offered they offered me a bunch of massage, and

0:25:50.920 --> 0:25:54.200
<v Speaker 1>I would not allow. I would not allow the massage.

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<v Speaker 1>Like as far as all the farthest I'll go in

0:25:56.640 --> 0:25:58.720
<v Speaker 1>that world is like a manny and a petty, which

0:25:58.720 --> 0:26:01.840
<v Speaker 1>I considered kind of a massage right for your you know,

0:26:01.920 --> 0:26:04.720
<v Speaker 1>for my feet. I've gotten the the manny part of it,

0:26:04.760 --> 0:26:08.280
<v Speaker 1>but the the full massage I've never gotten. Now, you

0:26:08.440 --> 0:26:11.520
<v Speaker 1>told the famous story Danny about your now your now bride,

0:26:12.200 --> 0:26:16.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah and massages, which is an all time great story. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>She got roughed up by by an Asian gal who

0:26:22.240 --> 0:26:26.080
<v Speaker 1>I guess was attracted to her. She straddled her, took

0:26:26.080 --> 0:26:30.320
<v Speaker 1>her clothes off of her, smacked her ass, uh, put

0:26:30.320 --> 0:26:34.399
<v Speaker 1>her cupped her boobs with her hands, put hot stones

0:26:34.440 --> 0:26:39.080
<v Speaker 1>in her butt. Crack t M. I an all time

0:26:39.160 --> 0:26:42.919
<v Speaker 1>great massage. Um, And I've never got to go to

0:26:43.080 --> 0:26:47.280
<v Speaker 1>a CD place like that. I'm married now, but when

0:26:47.320 --> 0:26:49.960
<v Speaker 1>I was single, the closest I ever came to it

0:26:50.000 --> 0:26:52.560
<v Speaker 1>ben As. I was dating this girl who was going

0:26:52.600 --> 0:26:55.400
<v Speaker 1>to school to be a masseuse, and she even had

0:26:55.440 --> 0:26:59.199
<v Speaker 1>that table, that special table. Yeah, she would bring the

0:26:59.240 --> 0:27:02.240
<v Speaker 1>table over sometimes and she'd be like, I bet you're

0:27:02.240 --> 0:27:04.880
<v Speaker 1>not gonna mind. I want to practice on you. And

0:27:04.920 --> 0:27:08.960
<v Speaker 1>I was like, you can practice all you want. Yeah,

0:27:09.000 --> 0:27:12.119
<v Speaker 1>my my wife actually has one of those those massage tables.

0:27:12.119 --> 0:27:14.720
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I never ended up. And I went to

0:27:15.240 --> 0:27:17.720
<v Speaker 1>strip clubs and places like that back in the day.

0:27:17.760 --> 0:27:20.199
<v Speaker 1>And when I first went to New York, they had

0:27:20.200 --> 0:27:22.320
<v Speaker 1>all the peep shows and all that crap. But I

0:27:22.359 --> 0:27:26.239
<v Speaker 1>never went to the massage where record companies would take us.

0:27:26.280 --> 0:27:31.040
<v Speaker 1>When there would be like showcases and um junkets, they

0:27:31.080 --> 0:27:33.760
<v Speaker 1>would always be like an event or a showcase of

0:27:33.800 --> 0:27:37.280
<v Speaker 1>an artist at a strip club. There was never anything

0:27:37.280 --> 0:27:40.080
<v Speaker 1>to do with massage parlors. So we never got the

0:27:40.160 --> 0:27:44.280
<v Speaker 1>Deshaun Watson treatment. It was always the uh, the Adam

0:27:44.320 --> 0:27:48.160
<v Speaker 1>pac Man Jones treatment. Yeah, all right, I'll keep going

0:27:48.160 --> 0:27:51.119
<v Speaker 1>to get a few more in here. Pierre not from Springfield,

0:27:51.560 --> 0:27:54.720
<v Speaker 1>home of the Nay Smith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame

0:27:54.720 --> 0:27:58.719
<v Speaker 1>where Muffett mcgraws and shrined. Then last week you spoke

0:27:58.960 --> 0:28:03.080
<v Speaker 1>of your misfortune in the studio with the light as

0:28:03.119 --> 0:28:06.680
<v Speaker 1>well as the microphone. As a long time p one,

0:28:07.240 --> 0:28:11.200
<v Speaker 1>believe you know that your plight was obviously caused by

0:28:11.200 --> 0:28:15.840
<v Speaker 1>mercury and retrograde. Ye, he says Pierre. My question to

0:28:15.920 --> 0:28:19.280
<v Speaker 1>you and Daddy G is what other items have you

0:28:19.400 --> 0:28:24.760
<v Speaker 1>broken in the studio over the years. So he now

0:28:24.840 --> 0:28:27.440
<v Speaker 1>wants us to the statue of limitations has run out

0:28:27.440 --> 0:28:30.120
<v Speaker 1>on this, so we can we can do it. So

0:28:30.200 --> 0:28:33.520
<v Speaker 1>over the years, let's see, I've broken a lot of headphones.

0:28:34.560 --> 0:28:39.240
<v Speaker 1>I've had some chairs where I've leaned back and they've snapped.

0:28:39.960 --> 0:28:44.200
<v Speaker 1>That's not good. I at the at the Fox lot,

0:28:44.240 --> 0:28:46.480
<v Speaker 1>we used to have studios. We used a lot over there.

0:28:47.640 --> 0:28:50.720
<v Speaker 1>This was it doesn't really kind of something broken broken,

0:28:50.880 --> 0:28:54.640
<v Speaker 1>but it was ruined. I sat in the chair and

0:28:54.640 --> 0:28:56.880
<v Speaker 1>there was a little screw in the chair and it

0:28:57.680 --> 0:29:00.360
<v Speaker 1>I kind of slid off the chair and it ripped

0:29:01.200 --> 0:29:04.920
<v Speaker 1>my pants up and down the leg. And I then

0:29:05.000 --> 0:29:07.640
<v Speaker 1>had to walk out of the Fox lot with all

0:29:07.680 --> 0:29:11.400
<v Speaker 1>these big TV and executives and all this and my

0:29:11.600 --> 0:29:14.160
<v Speaker 1>pants were ripped, and I tried to walk out of

0:29:14.200 --> 0:29:18.160
<v Speaker 1>an emergency like staircase, but you could walk down the

0:29:18.200 --> 0:29:20.479
<v Speaker 1>emergency staircase, but you still had to walk through the

0:29:20.520 --> 0:29:23.200
<v Speaker 1>main entrance and exit. And it was like I was

0:29:23.200 --> 0:29:25.680
<v Speaker 1>trying to walk with my butt against the wall because

0:29:25.720 --> 0:29:27.760
<v Speaker 1>I didn't want any to see that. You'd see my otherwhere,

0:29:27.920 --> 0:29:32.160
<v Speaker 1>and it was that was pretty bad. What about you, Danny? Uh?

0:29:32.480 --> 0:29:35.680
<v Speaker 1>You know, I've never turned the network off like wrong button, Bob.

0:29:36.080 --> 0:29:38.920
<v Speaker 1>That's the greatest. Oh, that's an awesome story. We'll tell

0:29:38.920 --> 0:29:41.920
<v Speaker 1>on another episode. You know, the mic has come off

0:29:41.960 --> 0:29:44.760
<v Speaker 1>in my hand a couple of times, but that wasn't

0:29:44.840 --> 0:29:49.040
<v Speaker 1>me that that's happened several times in our older studio.

0:29:49.960 --> 0:29:54.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Yeah, I've never like broke something egregiously

0:29:54.640 --> 0:29:56.760
<v Speaker 1>where it was like, oh my god, this broke and

0:29:57.040 --> 0:30:00.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm the reason for it. I haven't had my in

0:30:00.200 --> 0:30:03.920
<v Speaker 1>the sun like you did a couple weekends ago. I

0:30:04.040 --> 0:30:06.840
<v Speaker 1>was the incredible Hulk. I was he man. I had

0:30:06.960 --> 0:30:09.800
<v Speaker 1>out of this world strength. I've had the mic fall

0:30:09.840 --> 0:30:14.480
<v Speaker 1>off multiple times. I mean, you took out a light

0:30:14.840 --> 0:30:17.400
<v Speaker 1>and you took out you wound up taking out not

0:30:17.600 --> 0:30:20.440
<v Speaker 1>just the mic stand but you actually messed up the

0:30:20.480 --> 0:30:25.320
<v Speaker 1>compression on the microphone. Yeah, that's the trifecta right there, Danny,

0:30:25.320 --> 0:30:28.000
<v Speaker 1>I had the trifected, not the daily double. I had

0:30:28.040 --> 0:30:32.160
<v Speaker 1>the trifector, man. Yeah, you should have did parlays after that. Yeah,

0:30:32.200 --> 0:30:36.200
<v Speaker 1>that's a three team parlay. Take it to the hissy.

0:30:36.240 --> 0:30:39.520
<v Speaker 1>That is a win win win is what that is?

0:30:42.080 --> 0:30:44.400
<v Speaker 1>What is that? All right? Let's see what else do

0:30:44.440 --> 0:30:50.160
<v Speaker 1>we have? James from Altuna, Iowa writes, and he says,

0:30:50.640 --> 0:30:55.400
<v Speaker 1>why are we still hearing the promo for the weekend

0:30:55.440 --> 0:30:58.480
<v Speaker 1>podcast the Fifth Hour? Still says the Fifth Hour with

0:30:58.560 --> 0:31:03.440
<v Speaker 1>Ben Maller and David Gascon, who he says, I know

0:31:03.520 --> 0:31:05.920
<v Speaker 1>sometimes it takes a while, but it's been quite a while.

0:31:06.800 --> 0:31:09.320
<v Speaker 1>What's up with that? Let's show Danny ge some respects.

0:31:09.360 --> 0:31:12.440
<v Speaker 1>So this is a great mystery, Danny, is the I

0:31:12.680 --> 0:31:17.280
<v Speaker 1>Heart Podcast networks so big that we don't much like

0:31:17.360 --> 0:31:19.840
<v Speaker 1>that high school we talked about yesterday in Massachusetts where

0:31:19.880 --> 0:31:22.560
<v Speaker 1>they can't turn the lights off, that we as a

0:31:22.800 --> 0:31:26.200
<v Speaker 1>were a huge company, that nobody at the company can

0:31:26.240 --> 0:31:28.600
<v Speaker 1>figure out how to switch out the podcast promo? Is

0:31:28.640 --> 0:31:32.160
<v Speaker 1>it possible? I don't know where he's hearing that, because

0:31:32.720 --> 0:31:35.920
<v Speaker 1>it's not from Fox Sports Radio. That's got to be

0:31:36.000 --> 0:31:39.000
<v Speaker 1>something that was given to I Heeart a long time

0:31:39.000 --> 0:31:42.840
<v Speaker 1>ago and they still play it. Uh, And that's got

0:31:42.840 --> 0:31:46.560
<v Speaker 1>nothing to do with us, unfortunately. I don't know who

0:31:46.600 --> 0:31:49.360
<v Speaker 1>needs to talk to them to get that fixed. But

0:31:49.480 --> 0:31:53.000
<v Speaker 1>on our side, his name was cut out and it's

0:31:53.080 --> 0:31:56.760
<v Speaker 1>just saying Ben mallor so I don't know. I don't

0:31:56.800 --> 0:31:59.640
<v Speaker 1>know the answer to that. And frankly, you and I

0:31:59.720 --> 0:32:02.440
<v Speaker 1>don't have time to screw around with stuff like that,

0:32:03.480 --> 0:32:06.800
<v Speaker 1>which we did. Yeah, but if you would like to

0:32:06.800 --> 0:32:11.000
<v Speaker 1>give us more specific information, James, then we're not going

0:32:11.040 --> 0:32:12.440
<v Speaker 1>to go in a goose chase. But if you give

0:32:12.480 --> 0:32:14.400
<v Speaker 1>us more information then we can kind of cut down

0:32:14.440 --> 0:32:18.440
<v Speaker 1>and see where things are next up. Terry from England says, hey,

0:32:18.440 --> 0:32:21.280
<v Speaker 1>Ben and Danny g with regards to that's the third rail,

0:32:21.400 --> 0:32:24.200
<v Speaker 1>mah my and the third rail, how and why does

0:32:24.240 --> 0:32:28.880
<v Speaker 1>Gavin Newsom maintain his power? What are people think? Well?

0:32:28.920 --> 0:32:32.040
<v Speaker 1>That is the third rail, Terry, I can't explain it.

0:32:32.080 --> 0:32:35.240
<v Speaker 1>I was convinced that the people of California would find

0:32:35.240 --> 0:32:38.520
<v Speaker 1>a way to vote him out. The guy fucking lied

0:32:38.560 --> 0:32:41.280
<v Speaker 1>to everybody during COVID and went out and had a

0:32:41.360 --> 0:32:46.080
<v Speaker 1>nice meal at the French laundry. And the people are

0:32:46.080 --> 0:32:48.920
<v Speaker 1>so stupid they voted him again. That is a that

0:32:49.080 --> 0:32:50.959
<v Speaker 1>is a fire able offense. I don't even care if

0:32:50.960 --> 0:32:54.040
<v Speaker 1>you vote another Democrat in, but not that fucking guy.

0:32:54.560 --> 0:32:56.400
<v Speaker 1>And they put him in. And not only they put

0:32:56.440 --> 0:32:59.240
<v Speaker 1>him in terry. You know, there's some of these political

0:32:59.280 --> 0:33:01.680
<v Speaker 1>places are like that guy could be the next president

0:33:01.680 --> 0:33:05.320
<v Speaker 1>of the United States. Gavin News God help us all

0:33:05.360 --> 0:33:08.800
<v Speaker 1>if that's the case. My goodness, man, But yeah, that's

0:33:09.440 --> 0:33:12.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't know what happened. You want

0:33:12.000 --> 0:33:14.400
<v Speaker 1>to take that one, Danny, You want to hit that

0:33:14.440 --> 0:33:16.320
<v Speaker 1>one out of the park that we're running out of

0:33:16.360 --> 0:33:19.000
<v Speaker 1>time here? Oh my god. All right, you know what

0:33:19.120 --> 0:33:23.080
<v Speaker 1>happens if we talk politics then we lose an overall

0:33:23.200 --> 0:33:29.160
<v Speaker 1>point in the podcast rating. Yeah, we don't want that now.

0:33:29.200 --> 0:33:31.640
<v Speaker 1>We don't want to be down to a four point six.

0:33:32.200 --> 0:33:35.400
<v Speaker 1>This doesn't have the number one station anymore, is it. Yeah.

0:33:35.480 --> 0:33:38.000
<v Speaker 1>Jeff from Chandler writes in the Chandler As only says,

0:33:38.000 --> 0:33:41.560
<v Speaker 1>why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

0:33:41.960 --> 0:33:45.920
<v Speaker 1>I love your work? Real question. We don't know Danny

0:33:45.960 --> 0:33:49.640
<v Speaker 1>G's last name as a clue. He wants to know

0:33:49.840 --> 0:33:55.640
<v Speaker 1>what is your ethnic background. Well, you've already said your

0:33:55.720 --> 0:33:57.760
<v Speaker 1>name on the year, you've said your last name any times?

0:33:57.800 --> 0:34:00.520
<v Speaker 1>Is that correct? And yeah, Well one side of my

0:34:00.560 --> 0:34:04.360
<v Speaker 1>family is the Graudios. The other side is the gara Delis.

0:34:04.920 --> 0:34:08.840
<v Speaker 1>The Groudios don't have much money. The garat Delis obviously

0:34:08.880 --> 0:34:12.279
<v Speaker 1>have an empire. So I'm right in the middle, Ben,

0:34:12.440 --> 0:34:16.600
<v Speaker 1>because I've explained before that my grandfather told me he

0:34:16.719 --> 0:34:19.719
<v Speaker 1>just wanted us kids to be happy no matter what

0:34:19.760 --> 0:34:21.920
<v Speaker 1>we did. It didn't have to be the family business.

0:34:21.960 --> 0:34:27.640
<v Speaker 1>So I chose radio. It's kind of like garat Deliti money,

0:34:28.400 --> 0:34:33.520
<v Speaker 1>but it's more fun. Yeah, exactly. Uh, Pat from Orlando,

0:34:33.760 --> 0:34:36.720
<v Speaker 1>right scenes. Just do any of y'all have any interest

0:34:36.760 --> 0:34:39.799
<v Speaker 1>other than sports? Well? Yeah, we we talked about these

0:34:39.800 --> 0:34:43.360
<v Speaker 1>on the podcast every Saturday. We talked about what we're into. Yeah,

0:34:43.640 --> 0:34:46.240
<v Speaker 1>Danny's in all kind of I'm into cooking and baking

0:34:46.320 --> 0:34:49.600
<v Speaker 1>and crap like that, and I'm into making babies. Yeah,

0:34:49.760 --> 0:34:54.760
<v Speaker 1>Danny's a baby making machine over there. So I race cars. Yeah, alright,

0:34:54.800 --> 0:34:58.239
<v Speaker 1>so you come come on, Pat. Thanks for the question, though,

0:34:58.239 --> 0:35:00.359
<v Speaker 1>Cliff and Nashville says Ben, have you heard at any

0:35:00.440 --> 0:35:05.600
<v Speaker 1>rumblings about Nashville and a major League Baseball team, Yes, Cliff,

0:35:06.080 --> 0:35:08.480
<v Speaker 1>I know. A couple of years ago Dave don Browski,

0:35:08.560 --> 0:35:10.799
<v Speaker 1>before he went to the Phillies, was working with a

0:35:10.840 --> 0:35:13.720
<v Speaker 1>group in Nashville. And from what I've heard is once

0:35:14.440 --> 0:35:18.840
<v Speaker 1>once Vegas gets a team, that the next city up

0:35:19.680 --> 0:35:25.040
<v Speaker 1>in the pipeline to force other local cities to give

0:35:25.160 --> 0:35:30.360
<v Speaker 1>taxpayer money is Nashville. That they're gonna take care of Vegas.

0:35:30.480 --> 0:35:32.719
<v Speaker 1>And then the rumors are the Oakland Athletics are gonna

0:35:32.719 --> 0:35:36.200
<v Speaker 1>move to Vegas and be the Vegas Athletics. And then

0:35:36.200 --> 0:35:40.440
<v Speaker 1>if Baseball, if they don't get a stadium for Tampa Bay,

0:35:40.480 --> 0:35:45.480
<v Speaker 1>that that team is in the queue to possibly go

0:35:45.560 --> 0:35:48.959
<v Speaker 1>to Nashville. So keep an eye on that. So would

0:35:48.960 --> 0:35:52.080
<v Speaker 1>the Moniker be the l v As? Oh that that's

0:35:52.080 --> 0:35:58.600
<v Speaker 1>actually that's not bad. Yeah, they gotta keep the athletic nickname,

0:35:58.680 --> 0:36:01.680
<v Speaker 1>don't they. And they've been around, They've been Kansas City, Philadelphia.

0:36:02.640 --> 0:36:05.280
<v Speaker 1>You would think so. But that logo of the elephant

0:36:05.840 --> 0:36:08.120
<v Speaker 1>take the bat out of its trunk and put one

0:36:08.160 --> 0:36:10.840
<v Speaker 1>of those tall drinks that you get on the strip.

0:36:11.320 --> 0:36:13.239
<v Speaker 1>You do that or like a slot machine, you know,

0:36:13.320 --> 0:36:16.360
<v Speaker 1>one arm bandit My right hand was getting a workout.

0:36:17.200 --> 0:36:19.960
<v Speaker 1>Dare you anyway? I will get out on that. So

0:36:20.040 --> 0:36:22.200
<v Speaker 1>I we didn't have time to get to Patricia Brent.

0:36:22.360 --> 0:36:27.520
<v Speaker 1>They were complaining about the podcast, the radio show podcast. Hey,

0:36:28.000 --> 0:36:32.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry about that. J Bone from Portland, he's he

0:36:32.840 --> 0:36:38.120
<v Speaker 1>checked in. Tony goes there from Minneapolis. So we've got

0:36:38.160 --> 0:36:43.080
<v Speaker 1>Noah from Austin, and Mike and Steve and all you

0:36:43.160 --> 0:36:45.719
<v Speaker 1>other guys who we did not get to. So there's

0:36:45.760 --> 0:36:47.399
<v Speaker 1>only so much time we can do the mail back,

0:36:47.440 --> 0:36:51.040
<v Speaker 1>but we The good news is resubmit your question right now,

0:36:51.840 --> 0:36:55.720
<v Speaker 1>email me and you'll be in line for next week's

0:36:55.719 --> 0:36:58.480
<v Speaker 1>mail bag. You don't have to wait till Tuesday or Wednesday.

0:36:58.480 --> 0:37:01.560
<v Speaker 1>You can send in the question to myself and Danny

0:37:01.600 --> 0:37:06.480
<v Speaker 1>G Radio Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com. All letters,

0:37:06.520 --> 0:37:09.799
<v Speaker 1>no numbers, Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com, and

0:37:09.880 --> 0:37:14.440
<v Speaker 1>we'll have another mail bag coming up on next Sunday

0:37:14.440 --> 0:37:19.360
<v Speaker 1>when it will be Championship Sunday in the ending crazy.

0:37:19.480 --> 0:37:22.919
<v Speaker 1>I can't believe it. Yeah, almost there. Anything you got

0:37:22.920 --> 0:37:26.240
<v Speaker 1>to promote here, Danny, anything going on you want to oh,

0:37:26.280 --> 0:37:29.799
<v Speaker 1>you know, besides doing post production on this amazing podcast.

0:37:30.200 --> 0:37:32.600
<v Speaker 1>This is my only day off of the week, so

0:37:32.680 --> 0:37:39.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna sit back, watch some NFL, eat some nachosvados,

0:37:40.640 --> 0:37:44.480
<v Speaker 1>and get ready for Covino and Rich tomorrow afternoon. All

0:37:44.600 --> 0:37:47.759
<v Speaker 1>right out, Stanny, I'll be back in the magic radio

0:37:47.800 --> 0:37:52.040
<v Speaker 1>box tonight, God willing, I will be right there hanging

0:37:52.080 --> 0:37:55.600
<v Speaker 1>out yapp in the night away doing my thing. So

0:37:56.200 --> 0:37:57.920
<v Speaker 1>check us out. We're talking about all these games that

0:37:58.000 --> 0:38:02.239
<v Speaker 1>were played all weekend long and down to the final four. Yeah,

0:38:02.239 --> 0:38:05.520
<v Speaker 1>we'll see if the Penny whoops you again. Penny's going down.

0:38:06.040 --> 0:38:09.120
<v Speaker 1>We are going to be squared up going in the

0:38:09.200 --> 0:38:13.000
<v Speaker 1>championship weekend with three games to go. That's how this

0:38:13.080 --> 0:38:17.360
<v Speaker 1>is gonna work. I getrongte Gey Ronty, We're gonna have

0:38:17.400 --> 0:38:19.680
<v Speaker 1>a big weekend. Anyway, we'll talk to you next time.

0:38:19.680 --> 0:38:23.520
<v Speaker 1>I have a wonderful, wonderful day and we'll see you

0:38:23.560 --> 0:38:29.840
<v Speaker 1>then later. Skater, Hello, Joe Hi, I like to Saint