Speaker 1: Fuck you. Okay, yeah, fish, no frame the kitchen. Welcome
Speaker 1: to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.
Speaker 2: Came on the fucking pars. Oh, I forgot you gotta
Speaker 2: do your part. No, I was supposed to start it.
Speaker 2: You got one. No I have one, so I have
Speaker 2: to start.
Speaker 1: No, this isn't right, David, I've been doing it for
Speaker 1: some time. Okay, okay, okay, all right. Welcome to another
Speaker 1: phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me, the podcast where
Speaker 1: we dive deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories
Speaker 1: and we finally worked to prove that lou their Vandros
Speaker 1: did not die from a heart attack, but instead was
Speaker 1: sacrificed though that his body could be used for the
Speaker 1: Hollywood ozempic trials. They are using poor Luther who lost.
Speaker 2: All that weight head on ber.
Speaker 1: So that me so that goddamn h what's her name?
Speaker 2: Me?
Speaker 1: Laconis?
Speaker 2: Who's the she? Not me?
Speaker 1: Lacunus. Who's the other one? Yeah, mindy kaaling hah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're big. It's over here. We don't know the difference.
Speaker 2: Oh nos, they're both not black.
Speaker 1: And I know one of them is built like a lollipop.
Speaker 1: Now she looks silly. Keeps trying to tell us she
Speaker 1: did jogging. Stop it, lady, you're on drugs. You're on
Speaker 1: diabetic drugs.
Speaker 2: I'm afraid of Mandy Kaling.
Speaker 1: Not me, not me. I'm not brown. She won't hire me.
Speaker 2: I'm good. You're half white. She might date, So that's.
Speaker 1: Fair, that's fair. Should we introduce to ourselves?
Speaker 2: We should.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm David Borri. Fuck yeah, and thank y'all
Speaker 1: for being here. We're so sorry that it was running late.
Speaker 1: We had some technical difficulties completely out of our control.
Speaker 1: But you're fucking here, and this.
Speaker 2: Is so cool. Yeah, this is so nice.
Speaker 3: What are you saying? What do you what's her name?
Speaker 3: That's my auntie. She's very excited. Oh oh, well, she
Speaker 3: thinks you were back there.
Speaker 2: Fucking ma'am. You're getting me in a lot of trouble here.
Speaker 1: I'm a married man. Now my wife is going to
Speaker 1: presume I was getting my dick sucked behind a movie
Speaker 1: theater for some reason.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just like the year two thousand.
Speaker 1: Hey, come on, brother, take it back too fast getting
Speaker 1: a hand job in a Michael Myers film. We've all
Speaker 1: been there, brothers, We've all been there. We're really excited
Speaker 1: to be here in Seattle. What a what a silly
Speaker 1: fucking town you have here? Right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I'm more of a Federal Way guy,
Speaker 3: but this is good too. Whoa, holy shit, I saw
Speaker 3: some gang signs.
Speaker 1: This is fool shot niggas threw some shit up.
Speaker 3: It was goofy Seattle ship, but it was it was
Speaker 3: still a gang.
Speaker 1: It was still a gang.
Speaker 3: Listen, he shout out to sac Jea Junior High school.
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm a local ship. All night is that is?
Speaker 1: Did you really go to sack Yeah middle school?
Speaker 3: Yeah, junior high junior high school. It's different. What I
Speaker 3: don't want to hear what you have to say. Whoever
Speaker 3: had some culture, I don't want to hear about it.
Speaker 2: You do love them, I don't give a ship.
Speaker 1: I do love that y'all think that this is a
Speaker 1: town forum.
Speaker 2: Already, I've been saying we're too nice to our fans.
Speaker 2: I mean saying that.
Speaker 1: Here's the problem, and I do think this is a
Speaker 1: real problem. Is every day on the podcast, almost every
Speaker 1: single time, we call y'all pieces of ships.
Speaker 2: It's very consistent.
Speaker 1: If you are a listener to the podcast, we are
Speaker 1: regularly telling you.
Speaker 2: We don't respect you, We don't.
Speaker 1: Care for you.
Speaker 2: Think your name is dumb. Yeah, we think your dog's
Speaker 2: name is dumb. We don't. We don't give a ship
Speaker 2: about nothing.
Speaker 1: And y'all are like they plan, they just being a
Speaker 1: little silly believed.
Speaker 2: Do just feel like they don't respect us?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, they do all.
Speaker 1: They don't listen to nothing worth saying. I do like Seattle. Though.
Speaker 1: I was walking, I swear to God, this happened today.
Speaker 1: I was walking and I saw a group of black
Speaker 1: Hebrew Israelites.
Speaker 3: Oh pretty careful, bro, Come on, man, I don't know
Speaker 3: if we got another email from him yesterday.
Speaker 1: Oh sure, we should be careful. If you're a regular
Speaker 1: listener to the podcast, you know that we do have
Speaker 1: one black Hebrew israel lite rising who is who regularly
Speaker 1: emails us about his frustrations with our take on his community.
Speaker 3: To be fair, he regularly emails you. He refers to
Speaker 3: me as your African stude, which a lot.
Speaker 2: Been doing this shit a year. He doesn't know my
Speaker 2: fucking name.
Speaker 1: That's true. But here's what's exciting about Seattle, Black Hebrew Israelites.
Speaker 1: This I was walking past, and they're doing the regular
Speaker 1: shit they're yelling all this shit about white devil them
Speaker 1: and how they're gonna take back the nation that was
Speaker 1: stolen from them. But then next to these black dudes
Speaker 1: that are yelling into the microphone, was just like two
Speaker 1: Filipino dudes hanging out like yeah. It's like, see, ittle
Speaker 1: don't even have enough black people to really have a
Speaker 1: full community of black Hebrew Israelites.
Speaker 3: To be fair, I like that for Filipinos. I want
Speaker 3: them to have their own hoteps. I think a Filipino
Speaker 3: hotep that's exciting to me.
Speaker 1: That is a whole tep that's also a nurse that's
Speaker 1: fucking tight, a.
Speaker 3: Hotep that's incredible. Karaoke that's what they mean.
Speaker 2: Just in a throwback jersey.
Speaker 1: We have a really exciting show for you guys.
Speaker 3: Bucks man.
Speaker 1: Oh hell yeah, I forgot that.
Speaker 2: You still have? You got your piece? You're ready? Now,
Speaker 2: you got that thing on? You give them another one?
Speaker 1: Funk around. Something's going on. Hey, people in the booth,
Speaker 1: don't be scared to turn that up. Yeah, maybe don't
Speaker 1: pretend like our grandma's are next door telling us to hush.
Speaker 1: Maybe turn it the fuck up so it can be
Speaker 1: successful for these strangers. We do have a really exciting
Speaker 1: show that we a whole master plan we've cooked up
Speaker 1: for you. It'll be very entertaining.
Speaker 3: Before we start, can you show that I bought Langston
Speaker 3: a T shirt?
Speaker 1: And oh yeah, I should make my big review.
Speaker 2: Wants you to see it is excited.
Speaker 1: If you again are a regular listener to the podcast,
Speaker 1: you know that I have certain affinities for uh for
Speaker 1: for for heroes.
Speaker 2: Guys that don't look like the back of my hands.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: For for heroes in in in our community and certain subsets,
Speaker 1: certain subsects of our community. And David very kindly bought
Speaker 1: me a T shirt that I probably am gonna wear
Speaker 1: for the every day for the rest of my life.
Speaker 1: Like Doug Funny, I'm really excited and I'm gonna reveal
Speaker 1: it for you. Now, should I do it?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do it. You turn around, yeah, do a
Speaker 3: slow speed. Let him see that ass.
Speaker 2: Come on, hey, don't look too much. I'm married. Look
Speaker 2: all you want? You paid? That ass belongs to them.
Speaker 4: Now, come on, come on.
Speaker 5: Looking, let's go, let's go.
Speaker 2: I had four different ones in the cart. That's just
Speaker 2: the one I picked.
Speaker 1: A god damn king if you're not familiar with him,
Speaker 1: get familiar. He's a hero.
Speaker 2: My mother in law wants to fuck him so bad.
Speaker 2: I think everyone's mother in law. That's part of his power.
Speaker 1: That's how you become a mother in law. You gotta
Speaker 1: first you gotta want to funck Shamar Moore. Then you
Speaker 1: find a child with a husband, then you're a mother
Speaker 1: in law. Should we get this started?
Speaker 3: I think let's get into I think you you got
Speaker 3: to drip on you with great Let's go for.
Speaker 1: You two man.
Speaker 2: Show him your shirt.
Speaker 1: You got a nice ass, you're looking good.
Speaker 2: Fuck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're worried about don't be scared of it.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, the Nike website.
Speaker 1: Arby's, we got the meats, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Come on, yeah, yeah, you gotta put a twenty in
Speaker 3: my g string after this, of course, with your teeth
Speaker 3: on my animal.
Speaker 2: Don't touch.
Speaker 1: We'll let that simmer for a second.
Speaker 2: It's already everything I wanted. This is great, Seattle.
Speaker 1: You showed the fuck up.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: We have a topic that that I'm really excited about.
Speaker 1: It's it's been in it's been an ongoing conversation, I
Speaker 1: would say, on the internet. It's it's been a bit
Speaker 1: of a hot topic. We we we should preface this
Speaker 1: by saying, we are not presenting this topic yet with
Speaker 1: any of our opinions cooked into it. It is merely
Speaker 1: a conspiracy out in the world.
Speaker 2: So don't start doing.
Speaker 1: The thing where you go, what the fuck y'all are
Speaker 1: bet no, no, But also we are kind of yeah,
Speaker 1: but also you know we you know how we be
Speaker 1: acting up. Yeah, listen, but it is a very exciting topic.
Speaker 1: Our topic for today is my mama told.
Speaker 6: Me Jamie Fox cut the stream. Cut the stream. We
Speaker 6: didn't say nothing yet. We haven't said, well, we think
Speaker 6: we don't even know we against it. We could be
Speaker 6: morally against this.
Speaker 3: That being said, that being said, alway, to give my take, Langston,
Speaker 3: what do you think.
Speaker 1: Let's begin where where I think this topic sort of
Speaker 1: lives in a more in a more general sense, right
Speaker 1: Living Color.
Speaker 2: Let's take it back to the beginning.
Speaker 1: Jamie Fox obviously, uh suffered a major health scare a
Speaker 1: few months ago.
Speaker 2: It's been a while now. That's the first issue is
Speaker 2: we don't even know what happened.
Speaker 1: We don't know what happened, and that's that's part of
Speaker 1: where I think this conspiracy was born, right, was like,
Speaker 1: he had this major health scare. Everybody fucking loves Jamie Fox.
Speaker 1: Who doesn't love Jamie Fox. I love so so, he's
Speaker 1: so good, he's so talented. Goddamn, I don't care what
Speaker 1: hairline he has.
Speaker 2: I love him.
Speaker 1: Don't do that. This is Jamie Fox.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna let you sit here to Shamar Moore's shirt, no.
Speaker 2: And slander a true kid.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Shamar Moore had one side step with
Speaker 1: his hair and then he got honest with us.
Speaker 2: All right, that's fair, let's be honest.
Speaker 1: Shamar Moore had a beautiful hairline for a while, and
Speaker 1: then he lied to us. During that Tyler Perry phase,
Speaker 1: he put a wig on because he was losing his
Speaker 1: hair and he didn't want to admit that, and Tyler
Speaker 1: was like, well, I've got some shit for you.
Speaker 2: Oh so you were in a corn row wig twenty
Speaker 2: years too late? Where was that in ninety nine?
Speaker 5: Where was that during.
Speaker 2: The first show Rule album? Out of Gotten Nuts? Anyways?
Speaker 1: But then Samorrow, he's been bawled ever since, as noted
Speaker 1: on the T shirt.
Speaker 2: Anyways, Jamie Fox.
Speaker 1: Jamie Fox suffered this major health scare that has never
Speaker 1: been defined for us, and then the Internet took some
Speaker 1: time and we waited patiently hoping that we would get
Speaker 1: some information, and no information ever came. And then it
Speaker 1: started to feel and I think I'm not alone in this.
Speaker 1: It started to feel like that nigga wasn't with us anymore.
Speaker 3: It felt like you was on the way out. You
Speaker 3: can't agree with that. We all felt that, like, right, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's the same way you felt it when better Bertie
Speaker 3: Mack died, where part of you was like, oh he's gone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like, oh no, it is some name, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3: I woke up feeling bad. That is how I felt.
Speaker 3: I thought he was cashed out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought I thought for sure we were losing
Speaker 1: Jamie Fox, and it was just a matter of time
Speaker 1: days before we found it out. And then there was
Speaker 1: that weird day on the internet where they literally declared
Speaker 1: him dead. Y'all. Remember this. They literally were like, Jamie
Speaker 1: Fox died, y'all. He did. And then his daughter was like,
Speaker 1: he's not dead, hey, everybody, He's pretty alive. And in fact,
Speaker 1: we were just playing tennis the other day. And that's
Speaker 1: where I started to get suspicious.
Speaker 3: That does sound fake, Like if I die and somebody says,
Speaker 3: we were playing tennis the other day. That's how you
Speaker 3: know that shit's not right. Look, man, I get it,
Speaker 3: I get it. Death is a spectrum.
Speaker 7: Nope, But there's a lot of fucking room between dead
Speaker 7: and tennis, do you.
Speaker 2: Know what I mean? Like, that's a lot of fucking space.
Speaker 2: Six degrees of separation between them.
Speaker 1: You wasn't even playing pickleball. He was playing full court tennis.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: So then naturally, I think a lot of people started
Speaker 1: started to suspect that that this meant that maybe they
Speaker 1: were covering up his his real situation right right, that
Speaker 1: he may have in fact been dead.
Speaker 2: Where do you fall inside of this? Okay?
Speaker 3: You know, I love somebody not being dead when they're dead, Yeah,
Speaker 3: or vice versa.
Speaker 2: Everybody knows that.
Speaker 3: Everybody knows that about you. I'm a Tupac, I love.
Speaker 3: I think Tupac is alive right now. He's on Whidby Island.
Speaker 3: He's got a nice life. He's got a Filipino wife.
Speaker 1: Uh, you don't even wear Bandana's no more. He just
Speaker 1: got him hanging up on his walls like little trophies.
Speaker 3: I here's what I will say about this whole thing.
Speaker 3: I worry that he was dead. I believe his daughter,
Speaker 3: because his daughter has no reason right to be like, like,
Speaker 3: why would you do that? There's no there's nothing within that.
Speaker 3: I do think this picture that's not my django?
Speaker 1: Yeah, why is Jamie Fox my skin color? Great question? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that we all wondered privately to ourselves.
Speaker 3: It's like, so, do I think he's dead? Nough, I
Speaker 3: think he's alive. I think that maybe it's like he's
Speaker 3: not doing that good and maybe they like hired somebody,
Speaker 3: Like I don't think there's a clone, but maybe there's
Speaker 3: a stand in of.
Speaker 2: Some sewer yet.
Speaker 1: So okay, I'm glad that you brought that up, because
Speaker 1: there was one of those days. And again there was
Speaker 1: this weird period where Jamie Fox wasn't white back in
Speaker 1: the public space, but we were hearing that he was
Speaker 1: well or doing better than he was doing previously. And
Speaker 1: then there was that day on Twitter where he posted
Speaker 1: a video of him riding on a boat from like
Speaker 1: one hundred and twenty feet away, waving at fans like
Speaker 1: the fucking queen. He's just twisting his hand in the wind, waving,
Speaker 1: and we're supposed to believe that that's Jamie Fox back
Speaker 1: on his feet, riding boats and waving at people. Again,
Speaker 1: come on, man, I a man. So no, I don't
Speaker 1: I agree. I don't think that he's dead. I do
Speaker 1: genuinely believe that Jamie Fox is alive. I do think
Speaker 1: there's obviously a trend that happens historically, right of us
Speaker 1: accusing people of dying when they don't die. We've talked
Speaker 1: about this on the podcast of Like Paul McCartney is
Speaker 1: maybe the most famous example of this, right that for
Speaker 1: white people. He got in that car accident.
Speaker 3: Huh Is Paul McCartney the white Jamie Fox, because that's crazy.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't understand the parallels.
Speaker 1: Necessarily, culturally, everybody knows that Paul McCartney has a perfect
Speaker 1: He does perfect impressions.
Speaker 3: Because I would watch Paul McCartney do Lawanda if you guys,
Speaker 3: that would be funny. Objectively, if Paul McCartney dressed like
Speaker 3: a dress in a dress and said I'm wearing some lingerie,
Speaker 3: you guys.
Speaker 2: Would all laugh.
Speaker 3: So Paul McCartney when he was you don't want to
Speaker 3: acknowledge what I said.
Speaker 2: No, I loved Now it's cool. They're not all home
Speaker 2: runn gave it the space.
Speaker 1: I was letting them do that, and that was gonna
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 2: It was rejected.
Speaker 1: Very funny, man, I don't want it now. Paul McCartney
Speaker 1: got in a car crash very early in the Beatles
Speaker 1: like situation when they were blowing up, And apparently there
Speaker 1: are many people who believe that Paul McCartney died in
Speaker 1: that car crash and was replaced by a different dude
Speaker 1: who then took on his id became Paul McCartney. So
Speaker 1: the Paul McCartney that we originally knew died, They picked
Speaker 1: a new guy and Paul is dead. Is sort of
Speaker 1: like a trend that happened, right, Oh.
Speaker 3: But that makes more sense. Jamie Fox isn't like his
Speaker 3: best years are behind him, right. I don't mean that
Speaker 3: like he's doing bad now. No, But we're not gonna
Speaker 3: get any given Sunday too, No, like we don't need.
Speaker 2: A new Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, al Pacino is too busy fucking children.
Speaker 5: I'm the bad guy. He's ninety nine years old.
Speaker 2: Everyone's a child to him, but I'm the monster.
Speaker 1: Y'all gotta reflect, think about what's happening in your world.
Speaker 3: I'm a hero, but okay, let's here's my question about
Speaker 3: this conspiracy, because that's all whenever we do these things,
Speaker 3: it's always like very fun to joke about whatever. But
Speaker 3: ultimately it comes down to what is the point. What
Speaker 3: would be the point?
Speaker 2: Right? What is the point?
Speaker 3: Like, if Jamie FOXX is in fact dead and they're
Speaker 3: explaining that he's not, as they're saying he's not, what.
Speaker 1: Is the point of that. Here's an argument I've heard.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say where I fall inside of this,
Speaker 1: It's just an argument I've heard is that I do
Speaker 1: think that there is a fair amount of evidence that
Speaker 1: we can do some pretty insane shit with AI now, right,
Speaker 1: we can we can do some pretty wild shit with
Speaker 1: replicating people's faces and voices and create essentially their identity
Speaker 1: through fake technology. Right, There is an argument to be
Speaker 1: made that Jamie Fox if he died unsuspected death, right
Speaker 1: he passes away. It is very It is not advantageous
Speaker 1: for these studios and the powers that be to let
Speaker 1: Jamie fox be dead, not when he has movies and
Speaker 1: television shows and all kinds of products that are continuing
Speaker 1: to come out that are sitting in the fucking in
Speaker 1: the Can you think.
Speaker 3: They wouldn't let him be dead for shazam that tune
Speaker 3: on Fox.
Speaker 1: Come on, don't clone, they clone Tyrone. He's got that
Speaker 1: dog movie with fucking He's got that dog movie with
Speaker 1: Will Farrow coming out that they keep putting pictures up
Speaker 1: that nobody's seen a trailer for. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: shit Jamie Fox is working on right that. If I'm
Speaker 1: a big old studio exec with a whole bunch of technology,
Speaker 1: go Jamie Fox ain't dead.
Speaker 5: To me.
Speaker 1: Seem like Jamie Fox is working. Last I check, Jamie
Speaker 1: Fox is booked and busy.
Speaker 3: I'm like, listen, I want this one because I love
Speaker 3: conspiracy theories. But if we got to talk about where
Speaker 3: I'm at on it, ultimately, man, I'm not going I
Speaker 3: think I think Jamie Fox is alive. I think he's
Speaker 3: just down bad. I think we should mind our own business.
Speaker 1: I like that. I think I feel similarly. I think
Speaker 1: I think, at the end of the day, I do
Speaker 1: believe that Jamie Fox is alive, and I think that
Speaker 1: we suffer, frankly from an era. We live in an
Speaker 1: era where we expect to watch people die in front
Speaker 1: of us, and that's part of our own sickness. More
Speaker 1: than it is a reflection of Jamie Fox needing to
Speaker 1: show us in his most vulnerable sort of difficult state.
Speaker 1: Right that like, if he did in fact suffer as
Speaker 1: serious a an injury as it seems like he did,
Speaker 1: he doesn't owe us ship to show us him in
Speaker 1: a fucking hospital bed. We should just believe that he's
Speaker 1: working through it and he will eventually get better.
Speaker 2: Someone get this jigaboo away from me. That that was
Speaker 2: a mixed one. That was a mixed up fuck.
Speaker 5: That was a bixed up. I thought we did a
Speaker 5: good thing.
Speaker 2: It was great.
Speaker 1: That was a mixed up Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3: That was Julian That that's called motherfucking blonde and nothing.
Speaker 2: Now I don't want it.
Speaker 1: You're right to leave, sir. I'm also upset. Should we
Speaker 1: Should we get to our our next game? Perfect? The
Speaker 1: timing is fucking perfect. Yeah, let's get to I'm excited
Speaker 1: to play. We have a really exciting game and this
Speaker 1: game that we want to play with you guys, but.
Speaker 2: It is gonna require some volunteers.
Speaker 1: We're gonna take some volunteers from the audience, any of
Speaker 1: you that are brave enough to participate. We would love
Speaker 1: some volunteers for the game. I'm seeing hands already. It's
Speaker 1: very exciting. We'll call on you when the time is right.
Speaker 1: But we're gonna play a brand new game. This game
Speaker 1: has never been played before. It's recently been cooked up.
Speaker 1: But it's a game called quid pro quo ho.
Speaker 3: There's some things that we write in the group chat
Speaker 3: and I'm like, that's never gonna work.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it works.
Speaker 1: It's a very fun game called quick quick quote pro
Speaker 1: It's almost harder to say than it is to explain
Speaker 1: the way that this game works is we are going
Speaker 1: to introduce to you some premises of of things that
Speaker 1: could be happening in the world. But all of those
Speaker 1: premises come with a condition. There is a condition for
Speaker 1: the premises. What we would love for you to do,
Speaker 1: the volunteers that come up, We would love for you
Speaker 1: to just give your take on which of these two
Speaker 1: options you would prefer. Would you go along with what
Speaker 1: is being presented, or would you choose to stay where
Speaker 1: we are given the condition added to this? Does that
Speaker 1: make sense?
Speaker 2: It sounds weird.
Speaker 3: As soon as you see the questions you're going to
Speaker 3: it'll make perfect sense.
Speaker 1: As soon as you said, can we can we get
Speaker 1: a volunteer. Can we start with a volunteer. Okay, this
Speaker 1: is lady. I'm come on up, yeah, give it up for.
Speaker 2: Use a microphone. We don't want to stand next to you.
Speaker 2: So what's your name?
Speaker 1: My name is Sabina the Ben, I'm Langston and I'm
Speaker 1: Chuck English.
Speaker 2: All right, are you ready for the first question?
Speaker 3: And you gotta give us your complete gut like don't
Speaker 3: don't think it out too much, just.
Speaker 2: Gut what you think.
Speaker 1: Follow your heart on this one.
Speaker 2: All right, let's offer the first premise.
Speaker 3: You got the first Now, all right, you get definite
Speaker 3: proof that aliens exist and they are coming to Earth
Speaker 3: to give every black person fifteen hundred dollars in reparations.
Speaker 1: Which is more than we have now. Pretty good deal.
Speaker 1: But Ussher is wife.
Speaker 2: I don't need fifteen hundreds.
Speaker 1: I don't need that money.
Speaker 2: That bad.
Speaker 3: Not us, sure, Sabina for everyone.
Speaker 2: Look, look he's doing it. They already want. Look you
Speaker 2: don't like white usher.
Speaker 1: No, I agree with that.
Speaker 3: He said we don't deserve him, and I feel the
Speaker 3: same way. That was a tough one, though it wasn't.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, Sabina, Sabina, before you leave, talk us through
Speaker 1: your thinking. Tell us why you would sacrifice fifteen hundred
Speaker 1: dollars for everybody fifteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: I'm children too.
Speaker 1: Come on, that's like two TVs.
Speaker 3: No, No, I'm good, I'm good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, big ones. We have Usher, they have John B.
Speaker 2: They can be happy with John.
Speaker 1: Whoa.
Speaker 2: I didn't know y'all cherish John B.
Speaker 1: As much as it sounds like he means a lot
Speaker 1: to the white community.
Speaker 2: Today, I thought he was Puerto Rican. This is news
Speaker 2: to me. Well, Sabina, thank you so much. Before we
Speaker 2: go to the next one, what do you think? What
Speaker 2: would you do?
Speaker 1: Okay, here's my honest answer. I think the potential of
Speaker 1: aliens that support black people, not because of the money.
Speaker 1: I don't think the money is the big payoff here,
Speaker 1: But I do think aliens that are like, hey, we
Speaker 1: just added to a population of people that fuck with
Speaker 1: black people. I'm going with aliens. Usher can be white. Hey,
Speaker 1: now theam white girls got her bees? Where do you
Speaker 1: think it's starting? Brother said again, white Usher on roller skates.
Speaker 2: I don't know. That would be crazy. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, if.
Speaker 1: They add white Usher to the X Games, that's fucking cool.
Speaker 2: Y'all are tripping. That'd be interesting to watch.
Speaker 3: Here's where I'm at with this one, is that, Like,
Speaker 3: I feel like if it's not it's not gonna stop
Speaker 3: at fifteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: If they're already gonna give us fifteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe we get some houses, but I just feel
Speaker 3: like Usher's done enough for us. Let him rest as
Speaker 3: a white man. Listen, he hush your rest. He fucked
Speaker 3: everybody's wife. He can just he can just go to
Speaker 3: College Park and sleep.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I love that.
Speaker 2: I think I might be for the reparations on this one.
Speaker 1: You gotta take the reparations. I think that's maybe that's
Speaker 1: a good rule to live by for all black people.
Speaker 1: Take the reparations, y'all.
Speaker 2: Just take it out. You can get it.
Speaker 1: They're not coming any other way except for aliens and
Speaker 1: a white Usher, So take the reparation, all right, Next one.
Speaker 2: You're ready?
Speaker 1: Okay, this one's exciting. Who wants to do the next one?
Speaker 1: I saw this brother in the back right here, I
Speaker 1: saw your hand, all right, Okay, here, wear a full
Speaker 1: shirt to come and see us, to compete with Linkston
Speaker 1: for being the sexiest one out here.
Speaker 3: First of all, congrats Mike. You're the sexiest one here.
Speaker 3: That's my friend, Michael.
Speaker 1: We grew up together. You're the only person I know
Speaker 1: in Seattle. Okay, here we go. Wait, what's your name?
Speaker 1: What's your name? Bennette ben Yeah, Benneth. Okay, you successfully
Speaker 1: take down the billionaire class and are able to create
Speaker 1: a direct pipeline to redistribute their wealth amongst black and
Speaker 1: brown people.
Speaker 2: But no, it sounds great, but does sound great, But.
Speaker 1: You have to be married to current Stacey dash and
Speaker 1: and and and everywhere you go. You walk into a
Speaker 1: room and someone yells out this nigga musky.
Speaker 4: Whoa, yeah, I'm gonna have to take down the billionaires
Speaker 4: distribute their wealth only to.
Speaker 2: The brown and black people.
Speaker 1: Though, whoa, I'm sorry, hey, give it up for this
Speaker 1: musty nigga Benning. I want everybody to tell me I'm musty.
Speaker 1: I wait, so you're not at all concerned about the
Speaker 1: bullying that would come, because that's truly I'll be honest.
Speaker 1: I wrote this and I was like, this is my nightmare.
Speaker 1: This is literally the worst possible scenario I could imagine
Speaker 1: is everywhere you go, somebody goes that nigga musty.
Speaker 2: What type of must is it though?
Speaker 1: Is it black people must or white people must?
Speaker 2: There's black mus, it's black must.
Speaker 1: If it's black must, I'm good.
Speaker 3: Now you all of a sudden you don't want to
Speaker 3: save it's all anymore?
Speaker 2: No, no, I'll save it. You take it if it's
Speaker 2: black must. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh you mean that we're saying that white must is
Speaker 1: so pungent that it is beyond sacrifice.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: This is one of those things where we ride the
Speaker 3: line where we're like, maybe we are kind of race.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now this is bigotry, and we apologize, We apologize.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, guys, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: I knew we weren't.
Speaker 1: We weren't gonna lose the tank top boys. But I'm
Speaker 1: more concerned. I'm more concerned with some of our our
Speaker 1: other compadres in all of this. Okay, Okay, my wife.
Speaker 2: Stop ragging. Okay, I have a white wife. Do you
Speaker 2: have a white wife? Congratulations? She did? She just go
Speaker 2: like this.
Speaker 1: I want to be clear, my wife. My wife isn't white,
Speaker 1: she's she's a mixed lady.
Speaker 2: Shut up, they're guate.
Speaker 1: Okay, Benneth, Benneth, is there so so white? Must would
Speaker 1: be the thing that that makes you draw the line.
Speaker 1: But you are comfortable with the Stacy Dash of this.
Speaker 2: Can you explain more about Stacey Dash?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Sure, please, I don't I don't have the full context.
Speaker 2: I assume we were all learned. We had all learned
Speaker 2: up on Stacy Dash.
Speaker 3: Well, Bennett, she is literally the polaroid of perfection.
Speaker 2: Stacy Dash.
Speaker 1: For those of you that are unfamiliar with her work
Speaker 1: and and her her her continued existence since her work,
Speaker 1: Stacy Dash became very popular in the nineties for her
Speaker 1: performance in the film Clueless. You may remember her from
Speaker 1: the film Clueless. She she played Dion. She was phenomenal
Speaker 1: in that film.
Speaker 3: Also uncontroversial figure Kanye West brought her back for the
Speaker 3: All Fall Down video.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was the baddest lady of two thousand and five.
Speaker 2: I believe when it was a big deal to all
Speaker 2: of us. I think we all had a Stacy Dash
Speaker 2: one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: That's when we found out that she was also Dame
Speaker 1: Dash's cousin. They are related.
Speaker 2: Is a family name Empire. I thought them niggas made
Speaker 2: it up, but apparently made it up. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: But more recently, Stacy Dash has made a transition into
Speaker 1: a Fox News pundit. She has also become a massive
Speaker 1: advocate for Donald Trump. She is, she is a she.
Speaker 1: She also sometimes I think puts in weird contact lenses.
Speaker 1: Still very fuckable. Oh yeah, I'll.
Speaker 2: Still do it.
Speaker 1: You still do it, of course, yes, man, keep it
Speaker 1: going for ben it.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: My favorite, my favorite recent Stacy Dash uh discovery, I
Speaker 1: guess is maybe the best way of phrasing this.
Speaker 2: Uh Stacy Dash.
Speaker 1: Very recently, like two months ago, found out.
Speaker 2: That d m X died. Oh I did see that was.
Speaker 1: And she had a hard time with it, but who
Speaker 1: amoma s didn't?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but not a year and a half after, I
Speaker 2: still every day it's like losing a loved one that
Speaker 2: never closes.
Speaker 1: It was hard. It was a hard day.
Speaker 2: Tough beat man, God bless you DMX. Where are you
Speaker 2: at on this one?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: I do because I know you wrote it, and I
Speaker 3: know that musty thing hurt. It scares you to your soul.
Speaker 1: That's my problem is I'm one hundred percent down to
Speaker 1: Mary Stacey Dash. That bitch still got it.
Speaker 2: That said.
Speaker 1: That said, I don't know that I can get over
Speaker 1: the musty hump. I truly don't. I'm so sorry, but
Speaker 1: we've made it this far. Y'all will figure it out
Speaker 1: without the redistribution.
Speaker 3: Here's the hard thing about the musty thing is, like,
Speaker 3: I feel like it would affect a lot of my friendships.
Speaker 2: You can't.
Speaker 1: You can't stay friends with people. Win everybody have friends
Speaker 1: that wouldn't.
Speaker 3: Okay, perfect example, We're gonna have her on our New York.
Speaker 2: Show, Sam j Sam Jay. Very funny.
Speaker 1: You can't do that anymore, very funny, very cruel lady
Speaker 1: who would truly eat you alive if you smell.
Speaker 2: But all the time you gotta go get haircut.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like that's a lot to put on you. I
Speaker 1: don't think I can handle being musty that often.
Speaker 2: That's all. That's all it takes.
Speaker 1: Hey, big dog, if you if you, if you've been
Speaker 1: to middle school, you know that's all it is. That's
Speaker 1: all being musty is. Is somebody like, Hey, that nigga musty,
Speaker 1: and now that is your your identity for the whole
Speaker 1: of your childhood. And as someone that called plenty of people.
Speaker 2: Musty, yeah, I could see it on you.
Speaker 1: I owe apologies to adults. Well, yeah, you.
Speaker 2: Think I'm in Seattle on accident. I'm avoiding a lot
Speaker 2: of things. I take the I take the musty. You're
Speaker 2: taking the musty.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'd like to think that me getting all
Speaker 3: the wealthy distributed would give me enough of a boost
Speaker 3: for people to be like, oh, it's okay, because there's
Speaker 3: been people who were musty. I don't imagine bismark. He
Speaker 3: smelled great. We still loved we loved him, like I
Speaker 3: think you can be loved him be musty.
Speaker 2: I think it's possible.
Speaker 1: You you think you think you're gonna walk into the
Speaker 1: room and somebody be like that nigga musty, and then
Speaker 1: somebody be like, yeah, but he cool though.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I think they're gonna be like, my kid's
Speaker 3: going to college.
Speaker 2: Thank you, David, you steaky, you.
Speaker 1: Stanky bitch.
Speaker 2: But it's okay. You say Eric Andre was musty?
Speaker 1: Yeah he did, dude. He did an entire season of
Speaker 1: his show where he made himself musty and shit would't
Speaker 1: happen to me though. Should we do one more? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we should do the last because you are voluntary com on.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, all.
Speaker 2: Right, this is a song Musty that would hurt.
Speaker 1: It will hurt real bad. All right, Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: this doesn't push your name. Say it again? Day okay?
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, all right, you.
Speaker 3: Have a perfect hairline for the rest of your life
Speaker 3: until you fucking die.
Speaker 2: Never gotta get into free angles. Beautiful, But.
Speaker 3: Every time you had a dancing function, you can only
Speaker 3: do the Harlem shape and.
Speaker 2: Not the good one. This one. H okay, yeah, fuck
Speaker 2: the hairline. Yeah wow.
Speaker 1: You're saying, you're saying, now you look good ball anyway, right,
Speaker 1: you're saying you're fine with losing the Chris pair line
Speaker 1: for for being able to dug you every once in
Speaker 1: a while. I'm good.
Speaker 2: Look at him.
Speaker 1: That looks so stupid. Why did they call this the
Speaker 1: Harlem Shake?
Speaker 2: I never understood what happened Harlem share? You had the
Speaker 2: good one?
Speaker 1: Oh you're saying the song was called Harlem Shake.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're just making up stuff. What what are you saying?
Speaker 1: The name of the song was called the Harlem Shade,
Speaker 1: but it ain't the dance. But it's not the dance.
Speaker 2: And then you look like you could kind of do
Speaker 2: the Harlem shape.
Speaker 1: Come on, oh ship, Okay, okay, hit that one more,
Speaker 1: hit one more time for him? Come on, Hey, he
Speaker 1: ain't grabbed the bottom of his t shirt.
Speaker 3: So that was like the training wheels. Oh man, shout
Speaker 3: out to those taties. Where are you with this me personally?
Speaker 3: Oh man, I got it good right now and I'm
Speaker 3: thirty six. I don't think it's gonna get worse. But
Speaker 3: I'm also already not an incredible dancer. So like I
Speaker 3: don't think I could take this hit, I have to
Speaker 3: I have to say no, that's that's I don't think
Speaker 3: I could.
Speaker 2: Take that hit.
Speaker 1: Like I don't think I could take that hit. Man,
Speaker 1: I respect that. I'll be honest, I'm taking that hairline
Speaker 1: as fast. I will ruin you like you could dare.
Speaker 1: I will destroy your child's bar mitsfull for a crisp
Speaker 1: hair line for the rest of my life. My dad
Speaker 1: is bald, and I am terrified that it is coming
Speaker 1: for me next. And no, I'm taking Yeah, I'm taking that. Chris, So,
Speaker 1: you were a cool dancer I used to be. I
Speaker 1: saw you now washed two weeks ago. You got on
Speaker 1: State Hell yeah, you were swag surfing on stag.
Speaker 3: It was impressive. You want to give out, you want
Speaker 3: to give all that up. I'll give it up in
Speaker 3: a second.
Speaker 1: I have my heyday. I shined that star shine bright
Speaker 1: and sometimes they got a they got a dim all.
Speaker 3: Right, I mean, but you got shirt on her idol.
Speaker 1: Right, listen, Shamar Moore, don't dance no more. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of reasons for that. We watched him host Soul Train.
Speaker 1: He did them weird pelvis, so many pumps. Y'all shamed
Speaker 1: him and shame on you for it. But now the
Speaker 1: man don't dance and he's fine. He's still happy. He's
Speaker 1: still finds peace with his secret white wife.
Speaker 2: I presume.
Speaker 3: No, she's on his Instagram's. I think she's also German though,
Speaker 3: because he's a German. Anyways, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: I bet that was.
Speaker 3: Gonna be I bet that was gonna be a much
Speaker 3: harder question. I don't know we asked her, right, brother,
Speaker 3: you don't have any hair on your head right now.
Speaker 3: You wouldn't do it either. You wouldn't the Harlem shake.
Speaker 3: You're saying it's not worth it for you.
Speaker 2: Damn Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was about to say, it's hard to ask a
Speaker 1: ball guy because you've you've made peace. I assume with
Speaker 1: where you're at in a way that that this brother
Speaker 1: right here, he's still holding on to something. You come man, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're like, no, you know, and you look good. You
Speaker 1: you ain't dripping, You're fine. But I'm saying, like, there
Speaker 1: there's nothing. You can't give it up yet. Whereas he
Speaker 1: he's already he's fine. You're a pace damn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, where are you at? Just so I'm curious.
Speaker 1: So you're team hairline right, Look, she's speaking for him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's team hairline.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now he wants his hairline. He told me, he told
Speaker 1: me privately he gonna take their.
Speaker 2: Divorce team hairline. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my baby said, we team hairline. So so we
Speaker 1: team hairline.
Speaker 2: Oh man, should we do.
Speaker 1: Our next topic?
Speaker 2: Yeah? We have one more conspiracy.
Speaker 1: We have one more conspiracy. This is actually one that
Speaker 1: we I covered years ago on one of the many episodes,
Speaker 1: but we've never gotten to talk about it together. And
Speaker 1: and and it got presented. I think we both got
Speaker 1: excited about dipping back in to the joys of this.
Speaker 2: But my mama told me.
Speaker 1: Sammy Davis Junior's glass eye is a piece of Israeli spyware.
Speaker 1: I'm already hearing some people believe it. Some people are
Speaker 1: bought in.
Speaker 3: I started last time. Do you want to kick this off?
Speaker 3: This is in no way a reflection on my views
Speaker 3: of the state of Israel. I think that Sammy Davis
Speaker 3: Junior could easily be bought. So yeah, I kind of
Speaker 3: believe this.
Speaker 1: WOA.
Speaker 3: I think he would do a lot for a check fact,
Speaker 3: Sammy Davis, and I think he was very questionable morally.
Speaker 2: Did you ever hear Eddie.
Speaker 3: Murphy talk about him Sammy worship devil?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, I assume this might be common knowledge, but for
Speaker 1: those of you that don't know, there's a fair amount
Speaker 1: of evidence that Sammy Davis Junior was a devil worshiper.
Speaker 1: And I don't mean that in a silly way.
Speaker 2: No, Like he he eyes on it for like in
Speaker 2: the way that your grandma warns you about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that like he shows the devil he was presented
Speaker 1: with with light and dark, and he was like, I'm
Speaker 1: going that way. Yeah, I'm following Dean Martin. Yeah, listen,
Speaker 1: I just I do get to Sammy Davis Junior. I
Speaker 1: never trusted him. And it's not because his face is
Speaker 1: like that. It's just because I don't trust him. He
Speaker 1: just it's not the it's not even the rat pack
Speaker 1: of it all. It's just he seems like a he
Speaker 1: seems like a guy who would do that for money.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: He loves show business. I just don't trust him. And
Speaker 3: like the timing could lie.
Speaker 1: I love that there's just one lone voice in the
Speaker 1: back saying Sambo.
Speaker 2: He's a Sambo, sir. I need you to come to
Speaker 2: the rest of the shows on this tour.
Speaker 1: That's gotta be a drop from now on. We don't
Speaker 1: press the button. We just point into the darkness. Sambo.
Speaker 2: We'll have a living.
Speaker 1: We'll give you one free drink ticket to say Sambo
Speaker 1: at every show. Fly yourself out. This podcast isn't successful enough.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I just and this is a gut thing,
Speaker 3: is I have nothing to back this up. My gut
Speaker 3: tells me yeah, he would have done it.
Speaker 1: So so let's put this in a little bit of
Speaker 1: context for those of you that are less familiar with
Speaker 1: Sammy Davis Junior.
Speaker 2: He obviously is a very yeah stop it.
Speaker 1: He he's a very successful entertainer from the earlier parts
Speaker 1: of the nineties, I guess mid parts of the nineteen hundreds.
Speaker 5: He he's old.
Speaker 1: The motherfucker was old. He lost his eye in a
Speaker 1: car crash. He was in a pretty terrible car crash
Speaker 1: that ended up making him lose his eye, and from
Speaker 1: that point he had to have a glass eye from
Speaker 1: the from that point forward, I think part of the
Speaker 1: reason that Israeli spyware comes up is because after the
Speaker 1: car crash, he does convert to Judaism, right, he does
Speaker 1: make a and he does point to the car crash
Speaker 1: specifically in this near death experience as one of the
Speaker 1: things that led him to this conversion to Judaism. And
Speaker 1: so I think a lot of people in hearing that
Speaker 1: this random ass tap dancer got in a car crash,
Speaker 1: and I meant that in multiple ways, it converts to
Speaker 1: Judaism and then suddenly sees a giant lift in his career,
Speaker 1: suddenly becomes a lot more successful. There becomes this weird
Speaker 1: conflation of people being like he created a type of
Speaker 1: power in his connecting to the Israeli government, thus making
Speaker 1: him this super successful glass eyed spy.
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Because also I never thought he was that talented.
Speaker 3: Can really didn't have a beautiful voice, no, but I
Speaker 3: particularly handsome and funny.
Speaker 1: I think there was a period in like the there
Speaker 1: was a period in this country where you didn't have
Speaker 1: to have a good voice.
Speaker 2: You just had to have a distinct voice.
Speaker 1: Is his voice distincts? I don't know no other niggas?
Speaker 1: That's thing like that, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just him. Yeah, yeah, ras beato thing like that.
Speaker 2: He's saying regular. So wait, where are you? Where are
Speaker 2: you on this?
Speaker 1: I think I think that certainly, I do believe that
Speaker 1: Sammy Davis Junior would do a lot of things for money,
Speaker 1: and I think that he would do a lot of
Speaker 1: fucked up things for a group of people that was
Speaker 1: not his own community. That said, I do not believe
Speaker 1: that he necessarily put a piece of Israeli spywear into
Speaker 1: his head. I do think that some of that is
Speaker 1: cooked into some like weird anti Semitic shit. Where they
Speaker 1: are they are conflating power with Jewish trickery, and I
Speaker 1: think that they're you know, they're like, ah, he likes
Speaker 1: the Jews too much. He probably is doing something secretively.
Speaker 2: Evil for the Jewish community.
Speaker 3: You say things that I don't want to respond to sometimes, No,
Speaker 3: you think I don't think Sammy Davis Junior was a
Speaker 3: dumb man.
Speaker 1: I don't want to make that suggestion. Yeah, maybe, but
Speaker 1: I think he was a pretty bright man. I think
Speaker 1: he was pretty aware of all the things that he
Speaker 1: was doing. And I also don't trust that there was
Speaker 1: real technology that we wouldn't have seen some beat boot
Speaker 1: beat boots in his eye.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he would have looked like a six million dollar
Speaker 3: man in the nineteen sixties.
Speaker 1: That I would have been humongous.
Speaker 2: Would have been the biggest fucking eye they had antenna
Speaker 2: come out to me.
Speaker 1: It would have made those those boot up sounds that
Speaker 1: your motim used to make, Like to get off the computer, Frank,
Speaker 1: hang up the phone. I'm trying to spy on Martin
Speaker 1: Luther King.
Speaker 2: But this is not your shame, man.
Speaker 1: It's like this motherfucker wrote his own script. We rehearse this,
Speaker 1: wait till you see his quid pros. Okay, us just white,
Speaker 1: but you get to all the tech taps you've ever
Speaker 1: dreamed of.
Speaker 3: I will say, on a serious note, this whole thing
Speaker 3: does speak to like I tend to believe that like
Speaker 3: anti Semitism is so rampant, just like not just in
Speaker 3: the conspiracy community, but just in general. Like it's like
Speaker 3: they're just like a group of people that people put
Speaker 3: a lot of shit on the rise of totalitarianism by
Speaker 3: Hannah L.
Speaker 2: Rent. Anybody just think a read books. I do that,
Speaker 2: I tend.
Speaker 3: I tend to go with that where it's like, but
Speaker 3: it is also like a latent life religious turn in general.
Speaker 2: I'm always it's a.
Speaker 1: Little unnerving to see somebody make that kind of turn,
Speaker 1: and especially the shift from Judaism to e Al worshiping
Speaker 1: feels really fucking complicated in a way that almost feels
Speaker 1: like Sammy was antisemitic, do you know.
Speaker 2: What I mean?
Speaker 1: It feels like he didn't even know what he was doing,
Speaker 1: so he's just being fucking evil. It was a business decision,
Speaker 1: and then he he's like, these motherfuckers didn't pay out.
Speaker 1: I do to your point, I do think that that,
Speaker 1: you know, black people. Obviously this is a black focused podcast,
Speaker 1: but I do think we would be we would be
Speaker 1: silly to not acknowledge how much of conspiracy theory in general,
Speaker 1: even our black conspiracy theories have a little bit of
Speaker 1: anti Semitism cooked into them, much like it is wild
Speaker 1: how much people really don't like Jews. And I don't
Speaker 1: know what to do about it, but we should acknowledge it,
Speaker 1: and hey, keep having fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, keep having fun. I like that, Yeah, geez,
Speaker 3: she hates it. Yeah, she's like, this ain't fun for
Speaker 3: me no more. She's gonna go tell the Jewish people.
Speaker 1: Hey, they talking about you.
Speaker 2: Downstairs at the little room.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not the big one. You gotta go around back
Speaker 1: in an alley. They got drinks on schools, they got drinks.
Speaker 1: No air conditioning, but it's it's pretty hot in there.
Speaker 1: But you'll see them, one of them sweaty, not the
Speaker 1: one you would expect.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is crazy. I brought this down.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, you you got your Bruce Bruce style and
Speaker 1: I'm fucking dying up here.
Speaker 2: Yeah you have it.
Speaker 1: No, it's okay, all right. Fuck, I remember seeing you
Speaker 1: sweaty before.
Speaker 2: It's a good time.
Speaker 1: I'm a you know what's crazy. I'm a really sweaty
Speaker 1: person and I'm right insane me too, But they would
Speaker 1: have thought that I fucking if I take a long walk,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be sweaty as ship a man. Anyway, we're gonna,
Speaker 1: oh this is exciting. For for our final segment of
Speaker 1: the evening, we want to open it up to you, guys.
Speaker 1: We wanted to accept you motherfucking chill out. We want
Speaker 1: to open it up to the audience. We want to
Speaker 1: take any any questions, suggestions. You would love no slurs, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we we would love to hear from Yeah, please come
Speaker 1: to the microphone.
Speaker 2: You don't have to line up and ship.
Speaker 1: Just raise your hand. We'll call on you.
Speaker 2: We'll try to get to everybody that we can.
Speaker 1: Please.
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you.
Speaker 9: As of today, YouTube channel has one point seventy five
Speaker 9: thousand subscribers. So there's supposed to be a nun check
Speaker 9: demonstration one thousand subscribers, and I was going to bring
Speaker 9: some and then I was like, they're not gonna let
Speaker 9: me in with nunchucks. I talked to the guys in front.
Speaker 9: They were like, no, we would be a good story,
Speaker 9: but no. So you also a nunchuck demonstration and a
Speaker 9: two hundred and fifty more people harmonica.
Speaker 1: Yeah fuck yeah.
Speaker 3: So my question is when mostly didn't think we were
Speaker 3: gonna get there, I was like, everybody listens to the
Speaker 3: fucking podcast.
Speaker 2: You could do an air nunchucks like you could do
Speaker 2: it in the air.
Speaker 1: No, we need we need real nunchucks.
Speaker 2: You need them. We know they have.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not gonna use the microphone. This is precious equipment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it has been dropped quite a bit. That microphone is
Speaker 1: shaped like a dildo.
Speaker 3: It was like Shane Battier's head from my NBA fans,
Speaker 3: you remember that said.
Speaker 5: He look crazy.
Speaker 1: That's a dude who I think he would vote to
Speaker 1: keep his hairline.
Speaker 3: I think Shane Battier and Carlos Boozer would both sacrifice
Speaker 3: everything to get those hairlines back.
Speaker 1: Whatever was happening at Duke during the years.
Speaker 2: But also, don't run from it. Are you ready? Are
Speaker 2: you ready for the Nunscheck?
Speaker 1: I'll be honest, I'm not ready. But but with with
Speaker 1: only what is it? How many do we have left?
Speaker 9: One point seventy five right now?
Speaker 2: Okay, so with.
Speaker 1: Only twenty five left?
Speaker 2: Is that what your twenty five? Okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, I'm a dumb dumb with two hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty people left, I can get myself ready. I've
Speaker 1: I've avoided it, I've put it off, but I think
Speaker 1: I can get myself ready. Are you ready?
Speaker 2: Of course I'm not ready. You know I'm not ready. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I would have told you if I had picked.
Speaker 1: Up a new skills if you're like a harmonica man, I.
Speaker 3: Would Yeah, I would have put it in the group chat.
Speaker 3: I'm not ready, but I can be ready. I'm not
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna go crazy, like I'm not gonna rip
Speaker 3: a solo. But like Mary had a little lamb. But
Speaker 3: it's like technical, yeah, I could do that.
Speaker 2: I can do that.
Speaker 1: I want to make this promise for you, the people
Speaker 1: of Seattle, who I'll never see again, that that two
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty people from now. If if we get
Speaker 1: those subscribers, and some of you owe a subscription, so
Speaker 1: get on it.
Speaker 2: If this is what you want.
Speaker 1: But but I will, I will hold myself accountable, and
Speaker 1: I will hold my dear friend David Borie accountable so
Speaker 1: that we do a joint demonstration at some point on
Speaker 1: this tour.
Speaker 2: If it is in fact decided it's gonna be the
Speaker 2: worst concert ever. I accept that.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2: I really thought people were gonna forget about that.
Speaker 1: I did too. I was really pushing. It's just this
Speaker 1: one motherfucker man. Yeah, I don't even think any of
Speaker 1: these worker's care.
Speaker 2: But he all he was like, actually, you.
Speaker 1: I noticed I've been tracking the numbers. Oh, we we
Speaker 1: have a very Oh he's eager down. He was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not even going to finish your rift.
Speaker 10: Go ahead, I spent much of my life as a
Speaker 10: token white Okay, I'm very familiar with the various theories
Speaker 10: about white people, most of them true, like how we smell.
Speaker 2: When we get wet.
Speaker 1: I appreciated that that came up.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I can't find this clear.
Speaker 10: I I lean on you guys for a lot of
Speaker 10: you know, good understanding of the scientific facts about people.
Speaker 2: I want to ask, which is what we're doing here? Yeah,
Speaker 2: this is science, But why don't white people get called?
Speaker 2: Oh that's a.
Speaker 1: That's a great question. I actually know a little bit.
Speaker 1: Do you want to go first or do you.
Speaker 2: Want me to know? I think if you have the science.
Speaker 1: Uh, the very funny Naomik Paragon, If you guys are
Speaker 1: at all familiar with nam Very did an episode on
Speaker 1: the podcast where she asked that very question. This is
Speaker 1: very early on in the podcast. So I don't shame
Speaker 1: you at all for not Jesus Christ, don't listen to
Speaker 1: those episodes.
Speaker 2: They weren't good.
Speaker 3: Good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Bory was great.
Speaker 1: But one of the reasons it is believed is that
Speaker 1: white people statistically have smaller pores, and because of your
Speaker 1: smaller pores, it is it is basically like insulate right,
Speaker 1: that you guys create this sort of like filter of
Speaker 1: the the cold that would otherwise penetrate to your bones.
Speaker 2: That's happening with a black people who have larger pores.
Speaker 2: You have smaller pores.
Speaker 1: It's probably some genetic shit, but that is why you
Speaker 1: are less likely to get cold than black people.
Speaker 3: That's Langston's answer. I was gonna say that the I
Speaker 3: switch you're all descended from left or sank on you,
Speaker 3: but that's that could be you too, that's reasonable.
Speaker 2: Both can be true true.
Speaker 1: I think we all agree white people are descendants of
Speaker 1: a nice witch.
Speaker 2: With little ass pores. There we go.
Speaker 1: Is that does that answer? Does that feel good?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Thank you for asking your question. Oh we we have
Speaker 1: an excited volunteer here. Yes, please come on down like
Speaker 1: the price is right.
Speaker 2: This isn't exciting, Fea, but.
Speaker 1: Make it slower than the price is right and less enthusiastic.
Speaker 2: She's excited. I just had to fill the quiet, you know.
Speaker 1: Oh good, thank you for helping think tank top bloys
Speaker 1: going to work. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So when is doctor malk I Love going to be
Speaker 3: a guest on the podcast ship. I know, first of all,
Speaker 3: you looked at me in your eyes the eyes when
Speaker 3: you said that, I appreciate that.
Speaker 2: It was very jarring. Let me ask let me say this.
Speaker 1: I think I think you asking that is like me
Speaker 1: looking at you and saying, when are your dreams gonna
Speaker 1: come true?
Speaker 2: I don't know, ma'am. It is my first of all,
Speaker 2: he's in jail. He's a second, he's he's a bad man.
Speaker 1: Let's be objective here, Doctor Malick I love, and I
Speaker 1: do believe he is a doctor. I don't care what
Speaker 1: anybody says. He is a doctor to me, Doctor Malack
Speaker 1: I love is a bad man. He was a bad
Speaker 1: boy and then no one intervened and he became a
Speaker 1: bad man. That said, boy, would I love to talk
Speaker 1: to him?
Speaker 2: It would be a huge git.
Speaker 1: It would be the It would be the best thing
Speaker 1: that could ever happen.
Speaker 2: You have a hand of some sort. You put money
Speaker 2: on his books or some shit. Let us know.
Speaker 1: Olivia, And we didn't shout out Olivia, but Olivia is here.
Speaker 1: This is our producer, Olivia. She does so much phenomenal
Speaker 1: work for this podcast. But Olivia will tell you that
Speaker 1: that the original dream git was was Drake's Dad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember that episode.
Speaker 1: Drake's Dad was the original dream Git, and Olivia is
Speaker 1: so dedicated to trying to get Drake's dad on the
Speaker 1: podcast that at one point she was dming with Drake's dad,
Speaker 1: but when Drake's dad found out that she was not
Speaker 1: willing to fuck him, he stopped responding.
Speaker 2: Certified lover boy.
Speaker 1: So I don't know if we're gonna get doctor Malachi Love.
Speaker 1: I will do a prison call. I will accept the
Speaker 1: collect call if it's an option. I do still dream
Speaker 1: of him. I dream of Drake's dad. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of gets that fucking Goo we've talked about.
Speaker 3: We could get Goo, we can get Goose Family, we
Speaker 3: can get doctor Malka.
Speaker 2: You just got what's that? JP? Whoever made that noise
Speaker 2: is far too familiar. They're like, they're like, yeah, it's
Speaker 2: the app right here. It's easy. But yeah, so we
Speaker 2: don't we don't know.
Speaker 9: Prescribers, you all need to get a prison call.
Speaker 2: Listen.
Speaker 1: We would do it.
Speaker 2: We would do it today in front of you, if
Speaker 2: we could get it to happen.
Speaker 1: I think I think the challenge is getting in contact
Speaker 1: with him and explaining that he can't do evil things
Speaker 1: on the podcast.
Speaker 2: He just got to talk.
Speaker 1: But you know, yeah, we'll ask Will Ferrell. Yeah, Will
Speaker 1: Farrell can hook that up. I think we have Let's
Speaker 1: do too, Let's do too.
Speaker 2: We can do more. We'll do two more.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, we have one up up front. Yet you
Speaker 1: don't want the microphone your project? Go ahead?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: So I'll be honest. I I've been drinking Seltzer this
Speaker 1: whole time. I'm not even drinking, so hell yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: take one if you're going that way.
Speaker 3: Oh you don't think I drink. I don't have kids, dog,
Speaker 3: I'm loose. Yeah, I'll take a drink.
Speaker 1: Was that your questions? Okay? Thank god, because we only
Speaker 1: had two more and if we wasted it on you
Speaker 1: doing weight service.
Speaker 2: Anyway. So question is on the other from somewhere else?
Speaker 2: If not why whoa I love the middle school?
Speaker 3: If not?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 1: But if yes, why I don't love how much you're
Speaker 1: thinking about that.
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to articulate it felt it felt like
Speaker 3: an easy answer for the NFL, very complex for you.
Speaker 2: What No, I don't.
Speaker 3: What I'm saying is and this is a compliment to you,
Speaker 3: a testament to you. I think that Langston is brilliant
Speaker 3: and that his understanding of humanity is greater than somebody
Speaker 3: who just got here.
Speaker 2: So no, I don't think he's an alien. And that's
Speaker 2: why I was thinking about it.
Speaker 1: Damn.
Speaker 3: So if you if it was anything, he would be
Speaker 3: a demon because he because he wants.
Speaker 2: To be a bad guy.
Speaker 1: That's want to be a bad guy.
Speaker 2: That's that's and that's because I like you, I know
Speaker 2: him what he thinks.
Speaker 1: That was a good answer, and really just it warmed
Speaker 1: my heart. I was just gonna be like, no, this
Speaker 1: nigga cool. But I do I I don't believe that
Speaker 1: David is a a alien. I think that he is
Speaker 1: a hilarious person and sometimes he makes me laugh in
Speaker 1: a way that freaks me the fuck out. But I
Speaker 1: don't I don't believe that he's the alien. I think
Speaker 1: that the aliens amongst us are not They're they're not chill,
Speaker 1: yeah you know what I mean. Like, they're not they're
Speaker 1: not being fucking evil the way that we've imagined. Like
Speaker 1: I don't actually know that. I believe that the aliens
Speaker 1: are like running the government and doing like there's not
Speaker 1: lizard people underneath their heads and shit. I think the
Speaker 1: aliens amongst us are like those people who like make
Speaker 1: small talk with you in line at the grocery store,
Speaker 1: and you're like, bro, what the fuck are you talking
Speaker 1: to me for? You're buying?
Speaker 2: Why are you buying cat food and talking to me?
Speaker 2: That's fucking weird. Why are you only buying cat food
Speaker 2: and popsicles? Yeah? How does your household?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 2: You fucking Martian? What is wrong with you?
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think they're like in charge. I think they're
Speaker 1: just like wandering and doing odd ball shit. But this
Speaker 1: nigga cool?
Speaker 2: And then we got one.
Speaker 1: We have one more, so make it a goddamn good one.
Speaker 1: Don't you raise your hand if you're gonna ask some
Speaker 1: stupid ship?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Oh wait, no, okay, I'm not gonna stop you. But this,
Speaker 1: this person in the back did have their hand up
Speaker 1: a lot and and unfortunately got usurped a few times.
Speaker 1: Is that okay, we're gonna we're gonna go here, But
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you throw in your question too, brother, Please, what.
Speaker 2: If it was just like my dad, David, did you
Speaker 2: miss me.
Speaker 1: To shoot without him?
Speaker 2: And I just kind of like SI, I'm like, that
Speaker 2: wasn't as funny as it wasn't. No, I loved it
Speaker 2: they're wrong.
Speaker 1: They're wrong, They're fucking wrong. You nailed it.
Speaker 2: We all grew up on the fresh person.
Speaker 3: It's also because he's wearing the backwards hat like the
Speaker 3: daddy that left.
Speaker 2: You Remember when he walked out, he had to backwards
Speaker 2: that on.
Speaker 5: You were like me with him.
Speaker 2: I can't do this. I gotta get to Pittsburgh.
Speaker 1: Alrighty do you believe the Belgian waffles were created to
Speaker 1: cover up the atrocities in your home country?
Speaker 2: Who's home country?
Speaker 3: My home country, the Congo. I was so shook for
Speaker 3: a second. I was like, did I miss some whole ship?
Speaker 3: But yes, yes, I do believe that.
Speaker 1: There's no reason for those waffles to be that delicious.
Speaker 1: The Belgian people haven't produced anything else yummy. Name it,
Speaker 1: name it if you disagree, name it. What other yummy
Speaker 1: Belgian thing is there? It's just beer and waffles. That's it.
Speaker 2: Huh, Chocolate, it's fine.
Speaker 1: It ain't no different than a Hershey's.
Speaker 5: You know it, and I know it.
Speaker 1: They're gonna they're gonna try to convince you with some
Speaker 1: elevated chocolate. No French fries.
Speaker 2: That's French.
Speaker 5: We all know it.
Speaker 1: It's in the title. Then why French fries. Oh well
Speaker 1: that's a good point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know how you know how to get us in?
Speaker 2: All right, that's a good question.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Yeah, thank you. The last one. Yea, let's
Speaker 1: let's let's have our last one. I don't want to
Speaker 1: cut you off, so please or yell it or what however?
Speaker 2: Oh shit like all that you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hmm. The best advice that my mom ever told me.
Speaker 3: My mom always told me it's not even like life advice,
Speaker 3: but she was just like, no matter how all this
Speaker 3: shit works, people find each other. So it's like, if
Speaker 3: you find yourself surrounded by love or whatever, that was
Speaker 3: what you were putting out and that's what you brought.
Speaker 2: Like, people find each other. You find your people in
Speaker 2: this life. Damn. That's so positive and fucking cool. She
Speaker 2: also told me, if you swallow gumule dies, so I don't.
Speaker 3: It's complicated never And I just talked to my little
Speaker 3: brother and I was like, did mom tell me?
Speaker 2: Did mommy tell you this? And he was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I thinks she. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know why where that came from, but to
Speaker 3: find each other thing is real. Yeah, my mom's not.
Speaker 1: As uplifting of a human being nice lady, really smart,
Speaker 1: not a not a in spirer in that way. My
Speaker 1: mom told me, hey, everybody don't like you, and it's
Speaker 1: very good advice and it really fixed a lot of
Speaker 1: relationships for me.
Speaker 2: Some cute shit, Mike, What were you doing when she
Speaker 2: said that?
Speaker 1: You want the real story, I went to a place
Speaker 1: called Kidnastics. Do you remember kidnastics? Me and Mike really
Speaker 1: grew up together. Do you remember kidnastics?
Speaker 2: There was a.
Speaker 1: There was an activity center in our neighborhood called Kidnastics
Speaker 1: that was essentially like a giant jungle gym where parents
Speaker 1: would drop their kids off. This was a fucking nineties.
Speaker 1: This is back when you didn't have to watch your kids.
Speaker 1: You would drop your kids off and leave them for
Speaker 1: hours while we jumped in bounce houses and climbed random
Speaker 1: ladders and shit. And I remember going to kidnastics and
Speaker 1: a different kid at Kidnastics bullied us, like in a
Speaker 1: way that stole money from me and my friends, and
Speaker 1: like fucking was mean to everybody, and we were It
Speaker 1: was like six of us getting bullied by one weird kid.
Speaker 3: And I was such a quiet sort of bad that
Speaker 3: Nigga was musty and that's what I've been telling people.
Speaker 1: But I was such a quiet, sort of like shy,
Speaker 1: bashful kid that I didn't stand up for myself. I
Speaker 1: sort of let it all happen. And she was like,
Speaker 1: why didn't y'all beat him up? And I was like,
Speaker 1: but no, that's not what we're supposed to do. It
Speaker 1: just seems like i'd be a bad person. She's like,
Speaker 1: it don't matter. Everybody don't like you, and that it
Speaker 1: was more.
Speaker 2: The yelling that stuck.
Speaker 1: But I do think, I do think underneath the yelling
Speaker 1: was these words that felt very precise to the way
Speaker 1: that I needed to move forward. So that's that's the
Speaker 1: advice that explains a bunch No, hell yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 2: That was good advice.
Speaker 1: Guys, This is this has been fucking phenomenal. Thank you
Speaker 1: so much for being serious. We couldn't appreciate you guys more.
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening, Thank you, thank you for doing
Speaker 1: the thing. If you're not already a subscriber, yeah, oh ship,
Speaker 1: well we we already started the goodbyes. We gotta get
Speaker 1: this brother on the road. The the most, the most
Speaker 1: outlandish conspiracy that that we've ever heard. Do you have
Speaker 1: one in your mind?
Speaker 2: That that. I mean, it's we hear some crazy ship.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't want to like, we're not gonna do it.
Speaker 3: We're only gonna do it for the live one. I
Speaker 3: think it's that Kobe Bryant thing. We can't be here
Speaker 3: all night.
Speaker 1: We can't.
Speaker 2: No, we got another show.
Speaker 1: Okay, we will tell you this. We're gonna save it
Speaker 1: for we have to be in La tomorrow to do
Speaker 1: another live show. But but you guys are here and
Speaker 1: that's exciting. We we we came across the conspiracy. David
Speaker 1: came across the conspirit.
Speaker 3: You want to say it, Uh, Kobe Bryant was killed
Speaker 3: by Big Pharma because he was in this woman said yes.
Speaker 2: Like it's oh, you're saying yes, it's weird, it's insane.
Speaker 1: There there are people who believe that Kobe Bryant was
Speaker 1: doing a deal in relation to a or rather was.
Speaker 3: Being he was suing the company who was making black
Speaker 3: Mamba pills. He he was suing the company. His agent
Speaker 3: was invested in said company who was making the black
Speaker 3: Mamba pills, and then.
Speaker 1: He was set to have a court case where he
Speaker 1: basically held them and the sort of like larger pharmaceutical
Speaker 1: companies accountable for this, this dangerous pill that was being
Speaker 1: sort of sent out and sold places. And then they
Speaker 1: they killed him in a helicopter crash to keep him
Speaker 1: from having this didn't end fund y'all have that note
Speaker 1: we got we We couldn't appreciate you guys more. Thank
Speaker 1: you so much for being here. We'll take pictures with
Speaker 1: you and whatever you want to do.
Speaker 5: Bye bitchet
Speaker 4: To b