WEBVTT - My Momma Told Me Live from Seattle!

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck you. Okay, yeah, fish, no frame the kitchen. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.

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<v Speaker 2>Came on the fucking pars. Oh, I forgot you gotta

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<v Speaker 2>do your part. No, I was supposed to start it.

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<v Speaker 2>You got one. No I have one, so I have

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<v Speaker 2>to start.

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<v Speaker 1>No, this isn't right, David, I've been doing it for

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<v Speaker 1>some time. Okay, okay, okay, all right. Welcome to another

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<v Speaker 1>phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me, the podcast where

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<v Speaker 1>we dive deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories

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<v Speaker 1>and we finally worked to prove that lou their Vandros

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<v Speaker 1>did not die from a heart attack, but instead was

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<v Speaker 1>sacrificed though that his body could be used for the

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<v Speaker 1>Hollywood ozempic trials. They are using poor Luther who lost.

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<v Speaker 2>All that weight head on ber.

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<v Speaker 1>So that me so that goddamn h what's her name?

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<v Speaker 2>Me?

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<v Speaker 1>Laconis?

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<v Speaker 2>Who's the she? Not me?

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<v Speaker 1>Lacunus. Who's the other one? Yeah, mindy kaaling hah, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we're big. It's over here. We don't know the difference.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh nos, they're both not black.

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<v Speaker 1>And I know one of them is built like a lollipop.

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<v Speaker 1>Now she looks silly. Keeps trying to tell us she

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<v Speaker 1>did jogging. Stop it, lady, you're on drugs. You're on

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<v Speaker 1>diabetic drugs.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm afraid of Mandy Kaling.

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<v Speaker 1>Not me, not me. I'm not brown. She won't hire me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm good. You're half white. She might date, So that's.

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<v Speaker 1>Fair, that's fair. Should we introduce to ourselves?

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<v Speaker 2>We should.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I'm David Borri. Fuck yeah, and thank y'all

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<v Speaker 1>for being here. We're so sorry that it was running late.

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<v Speaker 1>We had some technical difficulties completely out of our control.

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<v Speaker 1>But you're fucking here, and this.

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<v Speaker 2>Is so cool. Yeah, this is so nice.

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<v Speaker 3>What are you saying? What do you what's her name?

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<v Speaker 3>That's my auntie. She's very excited. Oh oh, well, she

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<v Speaker 3>thinks you were back there.

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<v Speaker 2>Fucking ma'am. You're getting me in a lot of trouble here.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a married man. Now my wife is going to

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<v Speaker 1>presume I was getting my dick sucked behind a movie

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<v Speaker 1>theater for some reason.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, just like the year two thousand.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, come on, brother, take it back too fast getting

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<v Speaker 1>a hand job in a Michael Myers film. We've all

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<v Speaker 1>been there, brothers, We've all been there. We're really excited

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<v Speaker 1>to be here in Seattle. What a what a silly

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<v Speaker 1>fucking town you have here? Right?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean I'm more of a Federal Way guy,

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<v Speaker 3>but this is good too. Whoa, holy shit, I saw

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<v Speaker 3>some gang signs.

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<v Speaker 1>This is fool shot niggas threw some shit up.

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<v Speaker 3>It was goofy Seattle ship, but it was it was

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<v Speaker 3>still a gang.

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<v Speaker 1>It was still a gang.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, he shout out to sac Jea Junior High school.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not I'm a local ship. All night is that is?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you really go to sack Yeah middle school?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, junior high junior high school. It's different. What I

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<v Speaker 3>don't want to hear what you have to say. Whoever

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<v Speaker 3>had some culture, I don't want to hear about it.

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<v Speaker 2>You do love them, I don't give a ship.

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<v Speaker 1>I do love that y'all think that this is a

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<v Speaker 1>town forum.

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<v Speaker 2>Already, I've been saying we're too nice to our fans.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean saying that.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the problem, and I do think this is a

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<v Speaker 1>real problem. Is every day on the podcast, almost every

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<v Speaker 1>single time, we call y'all pieces of ships.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very consistent.

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<v Speaker 1>If you are a listener to the podcast, we are

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<v Speaker 1>regularly telling you.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't respect you, We don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Care for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Think your name is dumb. Yeah, we think your dog's

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<v Speaker 2>name is dumb. We don't. We don't give a ship

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<v Speaker 2>about nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>And y'all are like they plan, they just being a

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<v Speaker 1>little silly believed.

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<v Speaker 2>Do just feel like they don't respect us?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>No, they do all.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't listen to nothing worth saying. I do like Seattle. Though.

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<v Speaker 1>I was walking, I swear to God, this happened today.

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<v Speaker 1>I was walking and I saw a group of black

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<v Speaker 1>Hebrew Israelites.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh pretty careful, bro, Come on, man, I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>if we got another email from him yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh sure, we should be careful. If you're a regular

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<v Speaker 1>listener to the podcast, you know that we do have

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<v Speaker 1>one black Hebrew israel lite rising who is who regularly

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<v Speaker 1>emails us about his frustrations with our take on his community.

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<v Speaker 3>To be fair, he regularly emails you. He refers to

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<v Speaker 3>me as your African stude, which a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Been doing this shit a year. He doesn't know my

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<v Speaker 2>fucking name.

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<v Speaker 1>That's true. But here's what's exciting about Seattle, Black Hebrew Israelites.

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<v Speaker 1>This I was walking past, and they're doing the regular

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<v Speaker 1>shit they're yelling all this shit about white devil them

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<v Speaker 1>and how they're gonna take back the nation that was

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<v Speaker 1>stolen from them. But then next to these black dudes

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<v Speaker 1>that are yelling into the microphone, was just like two

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<v Speaker 1>Filipino dudes hanging out like yeah. It's like, see, ittle

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<v Speaker 1>don't even have enough black people to really have a

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<v Speaker 1>full community of black Hebrew Israelites.

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<v Speaker 3>To be fair, I like that for Filipinos. I want

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<v Speaker 3>them to have their own hoteps. I think a Filipino

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<v Speaker 3>hotep that's exciting to me.

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<v Speaker 1>That is a whole tep that's also a nurse that's

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<v Speaker 1>fucking tight, a.

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<v Speaker 3>Hotep that's incredible. Karaoke that's what they mean.

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<v Speaker 2>Just in a throwback jersey.

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<v Speaker 1>We have a really exciting show for you guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Bucks man.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh hell yeah, I forgot that.

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<v Speaker 2>You still have? You got your piece? You're ready? Now,

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<v Speaker 2>you got that thing on? You give them another one?

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<v Speaker 1>Funk around. Something's going on. Hey, people in the booth,

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<v Speaker 1>don't be scared to turn that up. Yeah, maybe don't

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<v Speaker 1>pretend like our grandma's are next door telling us to hush.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe turn it the fuck up so it can be

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<v Speaker 1>successful for these strangers. We do have a really exciting

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<v Speaker 1>show that we a whole master plan we've cooked up

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<v Speaker 1>for you. It'll be very entertaining.

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<v Speaker 3>Before we start, can you show that I bought Langston

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<v Speaker 3>a T shirt?

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<v Speaker 1>And oh yeah, I should make my big review.

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<v Speaker 2>Wants you to see it is excited.

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<v Speaker 1>If you again are a regular listener to the podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>you know that I have certain affinities for uh for

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<v Speaker 1>for for heroes.

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<v Speaker 2>Guys that don't look like the back of my hands.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>For for heroes in in in our community and certain subsets,

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<v Speaker 1>certain subsects of our community. And David very kindly bought

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<v Speaker 1>me a T shirt that I probably am gonna wear

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<v Speaker 1>for the every day for the rest of my life.

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<v Speaker 1>Like Doug Funny, I'm really excited and I'm gonna reveal

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<v Speaker 1>it for you. Now, should I do it?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna do it. You turn around, yeah, do a

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<v Speaker 3>slow speed. Let him see that ass.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, hey, don't look too much. I'm married. Look

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<v Speaker 2>all you want? You paid? That ass belongs to them.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, come on, come on.

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<v Speaker 5>Looking, let's go, let's go.

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<v Speaker 2>I had four different ones in the cart. That's just

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<v Speaker 2>the one I picked.

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<v Speaker 1>A god damn king if you're not familiar with him,

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<v Speaker 1>get familiar. He's a hero.

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<v Speaker 2>My mother in law wants to fuck him so bad.

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<v Speaker 2>I think everyone's mother in law. That's part of his power.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how you become a mother in law. You gotta

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<v Speaker 1>first you gotta want to funck Shamar Moore. Then you

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<v Speaker 1>find a child with a husband, then you're a mother

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<v Speaker 1>in law. Should we get this started?

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<v Speaker 3>I think let's get into I think you you got

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<v Speaker 3>to drip on you with great Let's go for.

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<v Speaker 1>You two man.

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<v Speaker 2>Show him your shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>You got a nice ass, you're looking good.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're worried about don't be scared of it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, the Nike website.

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<v Speaker 1>Arby's, we got the meats, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, yeah, yeah, you gotta put a twenty in

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<v Speaker 3>my g string after this, of course, with your teeth

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<v Speaker 3>on my animal.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't touch.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll let that simmer for a second.

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<v Speaker 2>It's already everything I wanted. This is great, Seattle.

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<v Speaker 1>You showed the fuck up.

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<v Speaker 2>Man.

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<v Speaker 1>We have a topic that that I'm really excited about.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's been in it's been an ongoing conversation, I

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<v Speaker 1>would say, on the internet. It's it's been a bit

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<v Speaker 1>of a hot topic. We we we should preface this

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<v Speaker 1>by saying, we are not presenting this topic yet with

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<v Speaker 1>any of our opinions cooked into it. It is merely

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<v Speaker 1>a conspiracy out in the world.

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<v Speaker 2>So don't start doing.

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<v Speaker 1>The thing where you go, what the fuck y'all are

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<v Speaker 1>bet no, no, But also we are kind of yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but also you know we you know how we be

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<v Speaker 1>acting up. Yeah, listen, but it is a very exciting topic.

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<v Speaker 1>Our topic for today is my mama told.

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<v Speaker 6>Me Jamie Fox cut the stream. Cut the stream. We

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<v Speaker 6>didn't say nothing yet. We haven't said, well, we think

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<v Speaker 6>we don't even know we against it. We could be

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<v Speaker 6>morally against this.

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<v Speaker 3>That being said, that being said, alway, to give my take, Langston,

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<v Speaker 3>what do you think.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's begin where where I think this topic sort of

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<v Speaker 1>lives in a more in a more general sense, right

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<v Speaker 1>Living Color.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's take it back to the beginning.

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<v Speaker 1>Jamie Fox obviously, uh suffered a major health scare a

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<v Speaker 1>few months ago.

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<v Speaker 2>It's been a while now. That's the first issue is

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<v Speaker 2>we don't even know what happened.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't know what happened, and that's that's part of

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<v Speaker 1>where I think this conspiracy was born, right, was like,

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<v Speaker 1>he had this major health scare. Everybody fucking loves Jamie Fox.

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<v Speaker 1>Who doesn't love Jamie Fox. I love so so, he's

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<v Speaker 1>so good, he's so talented. Goddamn, I don't care what

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<v Speaker 1>hairline he has.

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<v Speaker 2>I love him.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't do that. This is Jamie Fox.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna let you sit here to Shamar Moore's shirt, no.

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<v Speaker 2>And slander a true kid.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, Shamar Moore had one side step with

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<v Speaker 1>his hair and then he got honest with us.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, that's fair, let's be honest.

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<v Speaker 1>Shamar Moore had a beautiful hairline for a while, and

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<v Speaker 1>then he lied to us. During that Tyler Perry phase,

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<v Speaker 1>he put a wig on because he was losing his

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<v Speaker 1>hair and he didn't want to admit that, and Tyler

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<v Speaker 1>was like, well, I've got some shit for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so you were in a corn row wig twenty

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<v Speaker 2>years too late? Where was that in ninety nine?

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<v Speaker 5>Where was that during.

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<v Speaker 2>The first show Rule album? Out of Gotten Nuts? Anyways?

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<v Speaker 1>But then Samorrow, he's been bawled ever since, as noted

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<v Speaker 1>on the T shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyways, Jamie Fox.

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<v Speaker 1>Jamie Fox suffered this major health scare that has never

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<v Speaker 1>been defined for us, and then the Internet took some

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<v Speaker 1>time and we waited patiently hoping that we would get

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<v Speaker 1>some information, and no information ever came. And then it

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<v Speaker 1>started to feel and I think I'm not alone in this.

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<v Speaker 1>It started to feel like that nigga wasn't with us anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>It felt like you was on the way out. You

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<v Speaker 3>can't agree with that. We all felt that, like, right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it's the same way you felt it when better Bertie

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<v Speaker 3>Mack died, where part of you was like, oh he's gone.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was like, oh no, it is some name, right, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I woke up feeling bad. That is how I felt.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought he was cashed out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I thought I thought for sure we were losing

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<v Speaker 1>Jamie Fox, and it was just a matter of time

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<v Speaker 1>days before we found it out. And then there was

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<v Speaker 1>that weird day on the internet where they literally declared

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<v Speaker 1>him dead. Y'all. Remember this. They literally were like, Jamie

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<v Speaker 1>Fox died, y'all. He did. And then his daughter was like,

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<v Speaker 1>he's not dead, hey, everybody, He's pretty alive. And in fact,

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<v Speaker 1>we were just playing tennis the other day. And that's

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<v Speaker 1>where I started to get suspicious.

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<v Speaker 3>That does sound fake, Like if I die and somebody says,

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<v Speaker 3>we were playing tennis the other day. That's how you

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<v Speaker 3>know that shit's not right. Look, man, I get it,

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<v Speaker 3>I get it. Death is a spectrum.

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<v Speaker 7>Nope, But there's a lot of fucking room between dead

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<v Speaker 7>and tennis, do you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know what I mean? Like, that's a lot of fucking space.

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<v Speaker 2>Six degrees of separation between them.

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<v Speaker 1>You wasn't even playing pickleball. He was playing full court tennis.

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<v Speaker 2>That's crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>So then naturally, I think a lot of people started

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<v Speaker 1>started to suspect that that this meant that maybe they

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<v Speaker 1>were covering up his his real situation right right, that

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<v Speaker 1>he may have in fact been dead.

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<v Speaker 2>Where do you fall inside of this? Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I love somebody not being dead when they're dead, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>or vice versa.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody knows that.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody knows that about you. I'm a Tupac, I love.

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<v Speaker 3>I think Tupac is alive right now. He's on Whidby Island.

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<v Speaker 3>He's got a nice life. He's got a Filipino wife.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, you don't even wear Bandana's no more. He just

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<v Speaker 1>got him hanging up on his walls like little trophies.

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<v Speaker 3>I here's what I will say about this whole thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I worry that he was dead. I believe his daughter,

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<v Speaker 3>because his daughter has no reason right to be like, like,

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<v Speaker 3>why would you do that? There's no there's nothing within that.

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<v Speaker 3>I do think this picture that's not my django?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, why is Jamie Fox my skin color? Great question? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that we all wondered privately to ourselves.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, so, do I think he's dead? Nough, I

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<v Speaker 3>think he's alive. I think that maybe it's like he's

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<v Speaker 3>not doing that good and maybe they like hired somebody,

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<v Speaker 3>Like I don't think there's a clone, but maybe there's

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<v Speaker 3>a stand in of.

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<v Speaker 2>Some sewer yet.

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<v Speaker 1>So okay, I'm glad that you brought that up, because

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<v Speaker 1>there was one of those days. And again there was

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<v Speaker 1>this weird period where Jamie Fox wasn't white back in

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<v Speaker 1>the public space, but we were hearing that he was

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<v Speaker 1>well or doing better than he was doing previously. And

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<v Speaker 1>then there was that day on Twitter where he posted

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<v Speaker 1>a video of him riding on a boat from like

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred and twenty feet away, waving at fans like

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<v Speaker 1>the fucking queen. He's just twisting his hand in the wind, waving,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're supposed to believe that that's Jamie Fox back

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<v Speaker 1>on his feet, riding boats and waving at people. Again,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, man, I a man. So no, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>I agree. I don't think that he's dead. I do

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<v Speaker 1>genuinely believe that Jamie Fox is alive. I do think

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<v Speaker 1>there's obviously a trend that happens historically, right of us

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<v Speaker 1>accusing people of dying when they don't die. We've talked

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<v Speaker 1>about this on the podcast of Like Paul McCartney is

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<v Speaker 1>maybe the most famous example of this, right that for

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<v Speaker 1>white people. He got in that car accident.

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<v Speaker 3>Huh Is Paul McCartney the white Jamie Fox, because that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I don't understand the parallels.

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<v Speaker 1>Necessarily, culturally, everybody knows that Paul McCartney has a perfect

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<v Speaker 1>He does perfect impressions.

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<v Speaker 3>Because I would watch Paul McCartney do Lawanda if you guys,

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<v Speaker 3>that would be funny. Objectively, if Paul McCartney dressed like

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<v Speaker 3>a dress in a dress and said I'm wearing some lingerie,

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<v Speaker 3>you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Would all laugh.

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<v Speaker 3>So Paul McCartney when he was you don't want to

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<v Speaker 3>acknowledge what I said.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I loved Now it's cool. They're not all home

0:18:42.400 --> 0:18:43.840
<v Speaker 2>runn gave it the space.

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<v Speaker 1>I was letting them do that, and that was gonna

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<v Speaker 1>all right.

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<v Speaker 2>It was rejected.

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<v Speaker 1>Very funny, man, I don't want it now. Paul McCartney

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<v Speaker 1>got in a car crash very early in the Beatles

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<v Speaker 1>like situation when they were blowing up, And apparently there

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<v Speaker 1>are many people who believe that Paul McCartney died in

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<v Speaker 1>that car crash and was replaced by a different dude

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<v Speaker 1>who then took on his id became Paul McCartney. So

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<v Speaker 1>the Paul McCartney that we originally knew died, They picked

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<v Speaker 1>a new guy and Paul is dead. Is sort of

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<v Speaker 1>like a trend that happened, right, Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>But that makes more sense. Jamie Fox isn't like his

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<v Speaker 3>best years are behind him, right. I don't mean that

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<v Speaker 3>like he's doing bad now. No, But we're not gonna

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<v Speaker 3>get any given Sunday too, No, like we don't need.

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<v Speaker 2>A new Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>No, al Pacino is too busy fucking children.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm the bad guy. He's ninety nine years old.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone's a child to him, but I'm the monster.

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<v Speaker 1>Y'all gotta reflect, think about what's happening in your world.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a hero, but okay, let's here's my question about

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<v Speaker 3>this conspiracy, because that's all whenever we do these things,

0:20:21.840 --> 0:20:24.679
<v Speaker 3>it's always like very fun to joke about whatever. But

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<v Speaker 3>ultimately it comes down to what is the point. What

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<v Speaker 3>would be the point?

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<v Speaker 2>Right? What is the point?

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<v Speaker 3>Like, if Jamie FOXX is in fact dead and they're

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<v Speaker 3>explaining that he's not, as they're saying he's not, what.

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<v Speaker 1>Is the point of that. Here's an argument I've heard.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna say where I fall inside of this,

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<v Speaker 1>It's just an argument I've heard is that I do

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<v Speaker 1>think that there is a fair amount of evidence that

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<v Speaker 1>we can do some pretty insane shit with AI now, right,

0:20:54.000 --> 0:20:56.639
<v Speaker 1>we can we can do some pretty wild shit with

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<v Speaker 1>replicating people's faces and voices and create essentially their identity

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<v Speaker 1>through fake technology. Right, There is an argument to be

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<v Speaker 1>made that Jamie Fox if he died unsuspected death, right

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<v Speaker 1>he passes away. It is very It is not advantageous

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<v Speaker 1>for these studios and the powers that be to let

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<v Speaker 1>Jamie fox be dead, not when he has movies and

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<v Speaker 1>television shows and all kinds of products that are continuing

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<v Speaker 1>to come out that are sitting in the fucking in

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<v Speaker 1>the Can you think.

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<v Speaker 3>They wouldn't let him be dead for shazam that tune

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<v Speaker 3>on Fox.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, don't clone, they clone Tyrone. He's got that

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<v Speaker 1>dog movie with fucking He's got that dog movie with

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<v Speaker 1>Will Farrow coming out that they keep putting pictures up

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<v Speaker 1>that nobody's seen a trailer for. There's a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>shit Jamie Fox is working on right that. If I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a big old studio exec with a whole bunch of technology,

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<v Speaker 1>go Jamie Fox ain't dead.

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<v Speaker 5>To me.

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<v Speaker 1>Seem like Jamie Fox is working. Last I check, Jamie

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<v Speaker 1>Fox is booked and busy.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, listen, I want this one because I love

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<v Speaker 3>conspiracy theories. But if we got to talk about where

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<v Speaker 3>I'm at on it, ultimately, man, I'm not going I

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<v Speaker 3>think I think Jamie Fox is alive. I think he's

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<v Speaker 3>just down bad. I think we should mind our own business.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that. I think I feel similarly. I think

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<v Speaker 1>I think, at the end of the day, I do

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<v Speaker 1>believe that Jamie Fox is alive, and I think that

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<v Speaker 1>we suffer, frankly from an era. We live in an

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<v Speaker 1>era where we expect to watch people die in front

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<v Speaker 1>of us, and that's part of our own sickness. More

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<v Speaker 1>than it is a reflection of Jamie Fox needing to

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<v Speaker 1>show us in his most vulnerable sort of difficult state.

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<v Speaker 1>Right that like, if he did in fact suffer as

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<v Speaker 1>serious a an injury as it seems like he did,

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<v Speaker 1>he doesn't owe us ship to show us him in

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<v Speaker 1>a fucking hospital bed. We should just believe that he's

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<v Speaker 1>working through it and he will eventually get better.

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<v Speaker 2>Someone get this jigaboo away from me. That that was

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<v Speaker 2>a mixed one. That was a mixed up fuck.

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<v Speaker 5>That was a bixed up. I thought we did a

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<v Speaker 5>good thing.

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<v Speaker 2>It was great.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a mixed up Jesus Christ.

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<v Speaker 3>That was Julian That that's called motherfucking blonde and nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I don't want it.

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<v Speaker 1>You're right to leave, sir. I'm also upset. Should we

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<v Speaker 1>Should we get to our our next game? Perfect? The

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<v Speaker 1>timing is fucking perfect. Yeah, let's get to I'm excited

0:23:52.160 --> 0:23:54.960
<v Speaker 1>to play. We have a really exciting game and this

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<v Speaker 1>game that we want to play with you guys, but.

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<v Speaker 2>It is gonna require some volunteers.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna take some volunteers from the audience, any of

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<v Speaker 1>you that are brave enough to participate. We would love

0:24:11.440 --> 0:24:14.400
<v Speaker 1>some volunteers for the game. I'm seeing hands already. It's

0:24:14.520 --> 0:24:17.560
<v Speaker 1>very exciting. We'll call on you when the time is right.

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<v Speaker 1>But we're gonna play a brand new game. This game

0:24:20.280 --> 0:24:23.120
<v Speaker 1>has never been played before. It's recently been cooked up.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's a game called quid pro quo ho.

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<v Speaker 3>There's some things that we write in the group chat

0:24:35.440 --> 0:24:36.920
<v Speaker 3>and I'm like, that's never gonna work.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, it works.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a very fun game called quick quick quote pro

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<v Speaker 1>It's almost harder to say than it is to explain

0:24:54.760 --> 0:24:56.760
<v Speaker 1>the way that this game works is we are going

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<v Speaker 1>to introduce to you some premises of of things that

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<v Speaker 1>could be happening in the world. But all of those

0:25:04.400 --> 0:25:07.880
<v Speaker 1>premises come with a condition. There is a condition for

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<v Speaker 1>the premises. What we would love for you to do,

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<v Speaker 1>the volunteers that come up, We would love for you

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<v Speaker 1>to just give your take on which of these two

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<v Speaker 1>options you would prefer. Would you go along with what

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<v Speaker 1>is being presented, or would you choose to stay where

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<v Speaker 1>we are given the condition added to this? Does that

0:25:26.560 --> 0:25:27.040
<v Speaker 1>make sense?

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds weird.

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<v Speaker 3>As soon as you see the questions you're going to

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<v Speaker 3>it'll make perfect sense.

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<v Speaker 1>As soon as you said, can we can we get

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<v Speaker 1>a volunteer. Can we start with a volunteer. Okay, this

0:25:36.240 --> 0:25:42.600
<v Speaker 1>is lady. I'm come on up, yeah, give it up for.

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<v Speaker 2>Use a microphone. We don't want to stand next to you.

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<v Speaker 2>So what's your name?

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Sabina the Ben, I'm Langston and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>Chuck English.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, are you ready for the first question?

0:26:12.880 --> 0:26:15.520
<v Speaker 3>And you gotta give us your complete gut like don't

0:26:15.560 --> 0:26:16.840
<v Speaker 3>don't think it out too much, just.

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<v Speaker 2>Gut what you think.

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<v Speaker 1>Follow your heart on this one.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's offer the first premise.

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<v Speaker 3>You got the first Now, all right, you get definite

0:26:25.840 --> 0:26:29.600
<v Speaker 3>proof that aliens exist and they are coming to Earth

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<v Speaker 3>to give every black person fifteen hundred dollars in reparations.

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<v Speaker 1>Which is more than we have now. Pretty good deal.

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<v Speaker 1>But Ussher is wife.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't need fifteen hundreds.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need that money.

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<v Speaker 2>That bad.

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<v Speaker 3>Not us, sure, Sabina for everyone.

0:27:05.760 --> 0:27:10.439
<v Speaker 2>Look, look he's doing it. They already want. Look you

0:27:10.440 --> 0:27:11.520
<v Speaker 2>don't like white usher.

0:27:12.440 --> 0:27:16.200
<v Speaker 1>No, I agree with that.

0:27:16.560 --> 0:27:18.560
<v Speaker 3>He said we don't deserve him, and I feel the

0:27:18.600 --> 0:27:25.440
<v Speaker 3>same way. That was a tough one, though it wasn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Okay, Sabina, Sabina, before you leave, talk us through

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<v Speaker 1>your thinking. Tell us why you would sacrifice fifteen hundred

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<v Speaker 1>dollars for everybody fifteen hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm children too.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, that's like two TVs.

0:27:41.600 --> 0:27:44.040
<v Speaker 3>No, No, I'm good, I'm good.

0:27:44.359 --> 0:27:47.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, big ones. We have Usher, they have John B.

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<v Speaker 2>They can be happy with John.

0:27:50.359 --> 0:27:51.600
<v Speaker 1>Whoa.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know y'all cherish John B.

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<v Speaker 1>As much as it sounds like he means a lot

0:27:57.359 --> 0:27:59.000
<v Speaker 1>to the white community.

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<v Speaker 2>Today, I thought he was Puerto Rican. This is news

0:28:05.000 --> 0:28:11.320
<v Speaker 2>to me. Well, Sabina, thank you so much. Before we

0:28:11.400 --> 0:28:13.080
<v Speaker 2>go to the next one, what do you think? What

0:28:13.119 --> 0:28:13.720
<v Speaker 2>would you do?

0:28:14.200 --> 0:28:19.320
<v Speaker 1>Okay, here's my honest answer. I think the potential of

0:28:20.040 --> 0:28:24.480
<v Speaker 1>aliens that support black people, not because of the money.

0:28:24.560 --> 0:28:26.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't think the money is the big payoff here,

0:28:26.560 --> 0:28:28.639
<v Speaker 1>But I do think aliens that are like, hey, we

0:28:28.880 --> 0:28:32.080
<v Speaker 1>just added to a population of people that fuck with

0:28:32.119 --> 0:28:35.760
<v Speaker 1>black people. I'm going with aliens. Usher can be white. Hey,

0:28:36.280 --> 0:28:43.400
<v Speaker 1>now theam white girls got her bees? Where do you

0:28:43.440 --> 0:28:58.920
<v Speaker 1>think it's starting? Brother said again, white Usher on roller skates.

0:28:58.960 --> 0:29:02.640
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. That would be crazy. I don't know.

0:29:03.440 --> 0:29:04.440
<v Speaker 2>I mean, if.

0:29:04.320 --> 0:29:08.200
<v Speaker 1>They add white Usher to the X Games, that's fucking cool.

0:29:09.560 --> 0:29:11.600
<v Speaker 2>Y'all are tripping. That'd be interesting to watch.

0:29:11.880 --> 0:29:14.560
<v Speaker 3>Here's where I'm at with this one, is that, Like,

0:29:15.880 --> 0:29:17.640
<v Speaker 3>I feel like if it's not it's not gonna stop

0:29:17.680 --> 0:29:18.840
<v Speaker 3>at fifteen hundred dollars.

0:29:19.640 --> 0:29:22.200
<v Speaker 2>If they're already gonna give us fifteen hundred dollars.

0:29:22.480 --> 0:29:26.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, maybe we get some houses, but I just feel

0:29:26.800 --> 0:29:29.800
<v Speaker 3>like Usher's done enough for us. Let him rest as

0:29:29.840 --> 0:29:33.520
<v Speaker 3>a white man. Listen, he hush your rest. He fucked

0:29:33.560 --> 0:29:37.560
<v Speaker 3>everybody's wife. He can just he can just go to

0:29:37.640 --> 0:29:39.200
<v Speaker 3>College Park and sleep.

0:29:38.920 --> 0:29:40.800
<v Speaker 1>Like, yeah, I love that.

0:29:41.000 --> 0:29:43.080
<v Speaker 2>I think I might be for the reparations on this one.

0:29:43.120 --> 0:29:46.480
<v Speaker 1>You gotta take the reparations. I think that's maybe that's

0:29:46.520 --> 0:29:48.760
<v Speaker 1>a good rule to live by for all black people.

0:29:49.080 --> 0:29:50.760
<v Speaker 1>Take the reparations, y'all.

0:29:51.320 --> 0:29:52.600
<v Speaker 2>Just take it out. You can get it.

0:29:52.680 --> 0:29:56.360
<v Speaker 1>They're not coming any other way except for aliens and

0:29:56.400 --> 0:30:02.520
<v Speaker 1>a white Usher, So take the reparation, all right, Next one.

0:30:02.400 --> 0:30:02.800
<v Speaker 2>You're ready?

0:30:02.840 --> 0:30:05.080
<v Speaker 1>Okay, this one's exciting. Who wants to do the next one?

0:30:05.080 --> 0:30:07.520
<v Speaker 1>I saw this brother in the back right here, I

0:30:07.560 --> 0:30:16.040
<v Speaker 1>saw your hand, all right, Okay, here, wear a full

0:30:16.080 --> 0:30:21.040
<v Speaker 1>shirt to come and see us, to compete with Linkston

0:30:21.080 --> 0:30:22.400
<v Speaker 1>for being the sexiest one out here.

0:30:29.920 --> 0:30:32.600
<v Speaker 3>First of all, congrats Mike. You're the sexiest one here.

0:30:33.840 --> 0:30:34.760
<v Speaker 3>That's my friend, Michael.

0:30:34.760 --> 0:30:38.200
<v Speaker 1>We grew up together. You're the only person I know

0:30:38.240 --> 0:30:41.960
<v Speaker 1>in Seattle. Okay, here we go. Wait, what's your name?

0:30:41.960 --> 0:30:46.760
<v Speaker 1>What's your name? Bennette ben Yeah, Benneth. Okay, you successfully

0:30:47.360 --> 0:30:50.680
<v Speaker 1>take down the billionaire class and are able to create

0:30:50.720 --> 0:30:55.320
<v Speaker 1>a direct pipeline to redistribute their wealth amongst black and

0:30:55.400 --> 0:30:56.240
<v Speaker 1>brown people.

0:30:56.800 --> 0:31:00.480
<v Speaker 2>But no, it sounds great, but does sound great, But.

0:31:02.000 --> 0:31:08.360
<v Speaker 1>You have to be married to current Stacey dash and

0:31:08.360 --> 0:31:16.200
<v Speaker 1>and and and everywhere you go. You walk into a

0:31:16.280 --> 0:31:21.240
<v Speaker 1>room and someone yells out this nigga musky.

0:31:21.960 --> 0:31:30.920
<v Speaker 4>Whoa, yeah, I'm gonna have to take down the billionaires

0:31:32.080 --> 0:31:33.440
<v Speaker 4>distribute their wealth only to.

0:31:33.400 --> 0:31:34.600
<v Speaker 2>The brown and black people.

0:31:34.320 --> 0:31:40.160
<v Speaker 1>Though, whoa, I'm sorry, hey, give it up for this

0:31:40.360 --> 0:31:48.920
<v Speaker 1>musty nigga Benning. I want everybody to tell me I'm musty.

0:31:48.360 --> 0:31:51.360
<v Speaker 1>I wait, so you're not at all concerned about the

0:31:51.400 --> 0:31:54.800
<v Speaker 1>bullying that would come, because that's truly I'll be honest.

0:31:55.280 --> 0:31:57.720
<v Speaker 1>I wrote this and I was like, this is my nightmare.

0:31:58.960 --> 0:32:02.920
<v Speaker 1>This is literally the worst possible scenario I could imagine

0:32:03.320 --> 0:32:06.960
<v Speaker 1>is everywhere you go, somebody goes that nigga musty.

0:32:06.720 --> 0:32:08.160
<v Speaker 2>What type of must is it though?

0:32:08.280 --> 0:32:10.360
<v Speaker 1>Is it black people must or white people must?

0:32:11.640 --> 0:32:13.480
<v Speaker 2>There's black mus, it's black must.

0:32:13.480 --> 0:32:14.640
<v Speaker 1>If it's black must, I'm good.

0:32:16.080 --> 0:32:18.240
<v Speaker 3>Now you all of a sudden you don't want to

0:32:18.280 --> 0:32:19.480
<v Speaker 3>save it's all anymore?

0:32:19.600 --> 0:32:21.280
<v Speaker 2>No, no, I'll save it. You take it if it's

0:32:21.280 --> 0:32:22.560
<v Speaker 2>black must. Yeah.

0:32:22.840 --> 0:32:25.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh you mean that we're saying that white must is

0:32:25.280 --> 0:32:31.120
<v Speaker 1>so pungent that it is beyond sacrifice.

0:32:31.600 --> 0:32:32.200
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

0:32:32.200 --> 0:32:32.680
<v Speaker 1>Wow.

0:32:33.360 --> 0:32:35.160
<v Speaker 3>This is one of those things where we ride the

0:32:35.160 --> 0:32:37.280
<v Speaker 3>line where we're like, maybe we are kind of race.

0:32:37.520 --> 0:32:45.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, now this is bigotry, and we apologize, We apologize.

0:32:45.560 --> 0:32:47.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry.

0:32:47.360 --> 0:32:50.920
<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry, guys, I'm so sorry.

0:32:51.520 --> 0:32:52.280
<v Speaker 2>I knew we weren't.

0:32:52.480 --> 0:32:54.640
<v Speaker 1>We weren't gonna lose the tank top boys. But I'm

0:32:54.680 --> 0:33:00.160
<v Speaker 1>more concerned. I'm more concerned with some of our our

0:33:00.200 --> 0:33:05.520
<v Speaker 1>other compadres in all of this. Okay, Okay, my wife.

0:33:05.280 --> 0:33:08.760
<v Speaker 2>Stop ragging. Okay, I have a white wife. Do you

0:33:08.800 --> 0:33:13.720
<v Speaker 2>have a white wife? Congratulations? She did? She just go

0:33:13.920 --> 0:33:14.160
<v Speaker 2>like this.

0:33:19.800 --> 0:33:21.760
<v Speaker 1>I want to be clear, my wife. My wife isn't white,

0:33:21.760 --> 0:33:22.960
<v Speaker 1>she's she's a mixed lady.

0:33:22.960 --> 0:33:24.240
<v Speaker 2>Shut up, they're guate.

0:33:27.600 --> 0:33:31.720
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Benneth, Benneth, is there so so white? Must would

0:33:31.760 --> 0:33:34.240
<v Speaker 1>be the thing that that makes you draw the line.

0:33:34.400 --> 0:33:36.960
<v Speaker 1>But you are comfortable with the Stacy Dash of this.

0:33:37.960 --> 0:33:39.880
<v Speaker 2>Can you explain more about Stacey Dash?

0:33:40.200 --> 0:33:40.400
<v Speaker 5>Oh?

0:33:40.520 --> 0:33:44.560
<v Speaker 1>Sure, please, I don't I don't have the full context.

0:33:45.200 --> 0:33:47.800
<v Speaker 2>I assume we were all learned. We had all learned

0:33:47.880 --> 0:33:49.240
<v Speaker 2>up on Stacy Dash.

0:33:49.280 --> 0:33:52.160
<v Speaker 3>Well, Bennett, she is literally the polaroid of perfection.

0:33:55.880 --> 0:33:56.640
<v Speaker 2>Stacy Dash.

0:33:56.720 --> 0:33:58.920
<v Speaker 1>For those of you that are unfamiliar with her work

0:33:59.000 --> 0:34:03.880
<v Speaker 1>and and her her her continued existence since her work,

0:34:05.000 --> 0:34:08.360
<v Speaker 1>Stacy Dash became very popular in the nineties for her

0:34:08.560 --> 0:34:11.600
<v Speaker 1>performance in the film Clueless. You may remember her from

0:34:11.640 --> 0:34:15.000
<v Speaker 1>the film Clueless. She she played Dion. She was phenomenal

0:34:15.040 --> 0:34:15.720
<v Speaker 1>in that film.

0:34:15.960 --> 0:34:19.520
<v Speaker 3>Also uncontroversial figure Kanye West brought her back for the

0:34:19.560 --> 0:34:20.680
<v Speaker 3>All Fall Down video.

0:34:20.840 --> 0:34:24.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she was the baddest lady of two thousand and five.

0:34:24.800 --> 0:34:27.239
<v Speaker 2>I believe when it was a big deal to all

0:34:27.280 --> 0:34:28.960
<v Speaker 2>of us. I think we all had a Stacy Dash

0:34:29.040 --> 0:34:29.719
<v Speaker 2>one hundred percent.

0:34:29.840 --> 0:34:31.839
<v Speaker 1>That's when we found out that she was also Dame

0:34:31.920 --> 0:34:34.840
<v Speaker 1>Dash's cousin. They are related.

0:34:35.200 --> 0:34:39.640
<v Speaker 2>Is a family name Empire. I thought them niggas made

0:34:39.640 --> 0:34:45.800
<v Speaker 2>it up, but apparently made it up. That's crazy.

0:34:46.280 --> 0:34:50.520
<v Speaker 1>But more recently, Stacy Dash has made a transition into

0:34:50.560 --> 0:34:54.040
<v Speaker 1>a Fox News pundit. She has also become a massive

0:34:54.080 --> 0:34:59.360
<v Speaker 1>advocate for Donald Trump. She is, she is a she.

0:34:59.360 --> 0:35:02.880
<v Speaker 1>She also sometimes I think puts in weird contact lenses.

0:35:05.000 --> 0:35:12.680
<v Speaker 1>Still very fuckable. Oh yeah, I'll.

0:35:12.560 --> 0:35:14.840
<v Speaker 2>Still do it.

0:35:15.160 --> 0:35:19.080
<v Speaker 1>You still do it, of course, yes, man, keep it

0:35:19.120 --> 0:35:20.320
<v Speaker 1>going for ben it.

0:35:20.840 --> 0:35:21.479
<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

0:35:25.200 --> 0:35:29.680
<v Speaker 1>My favorite, my favorite recent Stacy Dash uh discovery, I

0:35:29.719 --> 0:35:31.400
<v Speaker 1>guess is maybe the best way of phrasing this.

0:35:31.800 --> 0:35:32.800
<v Speaker 2>Uh Stacy Dash.

0:35:33.160 --> 0:35:36.560
<v Speaker 1>Very recently, like two months ago, found out.

0:35:36.440 --> 0:35:40.080
<v Speaker 2>That d m X died. Oh I did see that was.

0:35:40.600 --> 0:35:44.359
<v Speaker 1>And she had a hard time with it, but who

0:35:44.400 --> 0:35:45.440
<v Speaker 1>amoma s didn't?

0:35:46.880 --> 0:35:50.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but not a year and a half after, I

0:35:51.000 --> 0:35:55.360
<v Speaker 2>still every day it's like losing a loved one that

0:35:55.719 --> 0:35:56.440
<v Speaker 2>never closes.

0:35:56.600 --> 0:35:57.880
<v Speaker 1>It was hard. It was a hard day.

0:35:58.760 --> 0:36:02.120
<v Speaker 2>Tough beat man, God bless you DMX. Where are you

0:36:02.200 --> 0:36:03.080
<v Speaker 2>at on this one?

0:36:03.640 --> 0:36:04.120
<v Speaker 1>Okay?

0:36:04.239 --> 0:36:06.200
<v Speaker 3>I do because I know you wrote it, and I

0:36:06.239 --> 0:36:09.200
<v Speaker 3>know that musty thing hurt. It scares you to your soul.

0:36:09.360 --> 0:36:11.920
<v Speaker 1>That's my problem is I'm one hundred percent down to

0:36:12.000 --> 0:36:14.319
<v Speaker 1>Mary Stacey Dash. That bitch still got it.

0:36:14.760 --> 0:36:15.640
<v Speaker 2>That said.

0:36:17.400 --> 0:36:19.839
<v Speaker 1>That said, I don't know that I can get over

0:36:19.920 --> 0:36:23.840
<v Speaker 1>the musty hump. I truly don't. I'm so sorry, but

0:36:23.920 --> 0:36:26.560
<v Speaker 1>we've made it this far. Y'all will figure it out

0:36:27.600 --> 0:36:29.080
<v Speaker 1>without the redistribution.

0:36:30.000 --> 0:36:32.319
<v Speaker 3>Here's the hard thing about the musty thing is, like,

0:36:32.680 --> 0:36:35.800
<v Speaker 3>I feel like it would affect a lot of my friendships.

0:36:36.000 --> 0:36:36.640
<v Speaker 2>You can't.

0:36:36.840 --> 0:36:40.080
<v Speaker 1>You can't stay friends with people. Win everybody have friends

0:36:40.120 --> 0:36:40.800
<v Speaker 1>that wouldn't.

0:36:40.920 --> 0:36:44.240
<v Speaker 3>Okay, perfect example, We're gonna have her on our New York.

0:36:44.120 --> 0:36:47.680
<v Speaker 2>Show, Sam j Sam Jay. Very funny.

0:36:48.040 --> 0:36:53.520
<v Speaker 1>You can't do that anymore, very funny, very cruel lady

0:36:54.280 --> 0:36:57.520
<v Speaker 1>who would truly eat you alive if you smell.

0:36:57.640 --> 0:36:59.960
<v Speaker 2>But all the time you gotta go get haircut.

0:37:00.280 --> 0:37:05.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like that's a lot to put on you. I

0:37:05.560 --> 0:37:07.800
<v Speaker 1>don't think I can handle being musty that often.

0:37:12.200 --> 0:37:13.880
<v Speaker 2>That's all. That's all it takes.

0:37:15.320 --> 0:37:18.080
<v Speaker 1>Hey, big dog, if you if you, if you've been

0:37:18.080 --> 0:37:22.000
<v Speaker 1>to middle school, you know that's all it is. That's

0:37:22.040 --> 0:37:25.160
<v Speaker 1>all being musty is. Is somebody like, Hey, that nigga musty,

0:37:25.200 --> 0:37:29.840
<v Speaker 1>and now that is your your identity for the whole

0:37:29.920 --> 0:37:34.719
<v Speaker 1>of your childhood. And as someone that called plenty of people.

0:37:34.480 --> 0:37:36.160
<v Speaker 2>Musty, yeah, I could see it on you.

0:37:36.280 --> 0:37:43.680
<v Speaker 1>I owe apologies to adults. Well, yeah, you.

0:37:43.760 --> 0:37:48.479
<v Speaker 2>Think I'm in Seattle on accident. I'm avoiding a lot

0:37:48.520 --> 0:37:58.919
<v Speaker 2>of things. I take the I take the musty. You're

0:37:58.960 --> 0:37:59.720
<v Speaker 2>taking the musty.

0:38:00.200 --> 0:38:03.719
<v Speaker 3>I mean, I'd like to think that me getting all

0:38:03.760 --> 0:38:07.840
<v Speaker 3>the wealthy distributed would give me enough of a boost

0:38:07.880 --> 0:38:10.719
<v Speaker 3>for people to be like, oh, it's okay, because there's

0:38:10.800 --> 0:38:14.239
<v Speaker 3>been people who were musty. I don't imagine bismark. He

0:38:14.360 --> 0:38:18.960
<v Speaker 3>smelled great. We still loved we loved him, like I

0:38:19.000 --> 0:38:20.760
<v Speaker 3>think you can be loved him be musty.

0:38:20.800 --> 0:38:21.640
<v Speaker 2>I think it's possible.

0:38:21.760 --> 0:38:24.400
<v Speaker 1>You you think you think you're gonna walk into the

0:38:24.480 --> 0:38:26.640
<v Speaker 1>room and somebody be like that nigga musty, and then

0:38:26.680 --> 0:38:28.879
<v Speaker 1>somebody be like, yeah, but he cool though.

0:38:29.280 --> 0:38:31.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well I think they're gonna be like, my kid's

0:38:31.360 --> 0:38:32.160
<v Speaker 3>going to college.

0:38:32.280 --> 0:38:35.680
<v Speaker 2>Thank you, David, you steaky, you.

0:38:37.280 --> 0:38:38.200
<v Speaker 1>Stanky bitch.

0:38:41.480 --> 0:38:44.360
<v Speaker 2>But it's okay. You say Eric Andre was musty?

0:38:46.080 --> 0:38:48.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah he did, dude. He did an entire season of

0:38:48.600 --> 0:38:54.960
<v Speaker 1>his show where he made himself musty and shit would't

0:38:54.960 --> 0:39:00.560
<v Speaker 1>happen to me though. Should we do one more? Yeah,

0:39:00.560 --> 0:39:07.600
<v Speaker 1>we should do the last because you are voluntary com on.

0:39:09.160 --> 0:39:12.319
<v Speaker 1>Hell yeah, all.

0:39:12.280 --> 0:39:15.839
<v Speaker 2>Right, this is a song Musty that would hurt.

0:39:17.160 --> 0:39:22.359
<v Speaker 1>It will hurt real bad. All right, Okay, all right,

0:39:22.480 --> 0:39:27.399
<v Speaker 1>this doesn't push your name. Say it again? Day okay?

0:39:27.480 --> 0:39:29.920
<v Speaker 2>Hell yeah, all right, you.

0:39:30.960 --> 0:39:33.879
<v Speaker 3>Have a perfect hairline for the rest of your life

0:39:34.600 --> 0:39:36.160
<v Speaker 3>until you fucking die.

0:39:37.360 --> 0:39:40.840
<v Speaker 2>Never gotta get into free angles. Beautiful, But.

0:39:43.520 --> 0:39:47.879
<v Speaker 3>Every time you had a dancing function, you can only

0:39:48.000 --> 0:39:49.360
<v Speaker 3>do the Harlem shape and.

0:39:50.920 --> 0:40:04.960
<v Speaker 2>Not the good one. This one. H okay, yeah, fuck

0:40:05.000 --> 0:40:07.040
<v Speaker 2>the hairline. Yeah wow.

0:40:07.560 --> 0:40:11.520
<v Speaker 1>You're saying, you're saying, now you look good ball anyway, right,

0:40:12.640 --> 0:40:15.800
<v Speaker 1>you're saying you're fine with losing the Chris pair line

0:40:15.960 --> 0:40:18.840
<v Speaker 1>for for being able to dug you every once in

0:40:18.880 --> 0:40:20.960
<v Speaker 1>a while. I'm good.

0:40:25.920 --> 0:40:26.440
<v Speaker 2>Look at him.

0:40:26.520 --> 0:40:31.160
<v Speaker 1>That looks so stupid. Why did they call this the

0:40:31.280 --> 0:40:32.120
<v Speaker 1>Harlem Shake?

0:40:32.280 --> 0:40:36.840
<v Speaker 2>I never understood what happened Harlem share? You had the

0:40:36.920 --> 0:40:37.319
<v Speaker 2>good one?

0:40:38.480 --> 0:40:41.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh you're saying the song was called Harlem Shake.

0:40:42.960 --> 0:40:47.600
<v Speaker 2>Okay, you're just making up stuff. What what are you saying?

0:40:48.920 --> 0:40:51.320
<v Speaker 1>The name of the song was called the Harlem Shade,

0:40:51.360 --> 0:40:53.360
<v Speaker 1>but it ain't the dance. But it's not the dance.

0:40:53.560 --> 0:40:55.080
<v Speaker 2>And then you look like you could kind of do

0:40:55.200 --> 0:40:55.960
<v Speaker 2>the Harlem shape.

0:40:56.360 --> 0:41:01.440
<v Speaker 1>Come on, oh ship, Okay, okay, hit that one more,

0:41:01.680 --> 0:41:06.719
<v Speaker 1>hit one more time for him? Come on, Hey, he

0:41:06.760 --> 0:41:08.440
<v Speaker 1>ain't grabbed the bottom of his t shirt.

0:41:08.560 --> 0:41:14.160
<v Speaker 3>So that was like the training wheels. Oh man, shout

0:41:14.200 --> 0:41:18.040
<v Speaker 3>out to those taties. Where are you with this me personally?

0:41:19.040 --> 0:41:25.120
<v Speaker 3>Oh man, I got it good right now and I'm

0:41:25.160 --> 0:41:28.160
<v Speaker 3>thirty six. I don't think it's gonna get worse. But

0:41:28.280 --> 0:41:32.040
<v Speaker 3>I'm also already not an incredible dancer. So like I

0:41:32.360 --> 0:41:35.880
<v Speaker 3>don't think I could take this hit, I have to

0:41:36.000 --> 0:41:38.040
<v Speaker 3>I have to say no, that's that's I don't think

0:41:38.080 --> 0:41:38.480
<v Speaker 3>I could.

0:41:38.360 --> 0:41:38.799
<v Speaker 2>Take that hit.

0:41:38.960 --> 0:41:41.040
<v Speaker 1>Like I don't think I could take that hit. Man,

0:41:41.360 --> 0:41:44.280
<v Speaker 1>I respect that. I'll be honest, I'm taking that hairline

0:41:44.920 --> 0:41:48.879
<v Speaker 1>as fast. I will ruin you like you could dare.

0:41:51.000 --> 0:41:57.000
<v Speaker 1>I will destroy your child's bar mitsfull for a crisp

0:41:57.080 --> 0:41:59.680
<v Speaker 1>hair line for the rest of my life. My dad

0:41:59.840 --> 0:42:03.800
<v Speaker 1>is bald, and I am terrified that it is coming

0:42:03.880 --> 0:42:08.239
<v Speaker 1>for me next. And no, I'm taking Yeah, I'm taking that. Chris, So,

0:42:08.320 --> 0:42:10.640
<v Speaker 1>you were a cool dancer I used to be. I

0:42:10.760 --> 0:42:14.279
<v Speaker 1>saw you now washed two weeks ago. You got on

0:42:14.400 --> 0:42:17.240
<v Speaker 1>State Hell yeah, you were swag surfing on stag.

0:42:18.080 --> 0:42:21.560
<v Speaker 3>It was impressive. You want to give out, you want

0:42:21.600 --> 0:42:23.160
<v Speaker 3>to give all that up. I'll give it up in

0:42:23.239 --> 0:42:23.640
<v Speaker 3>a second.

0:42:23.680 --> 0:42:28.799
<v Speaker 1>I have my heyday. I shined that star shine bright

0:42:28.960 --> 0:42:31.560
<v Speaker 1>and sometimes they got a they got a dim all.

0:42:31.520 --> 0:42:35.600
<v Speaker 3>Right, I mean, but you got shirt on her idol.

0:42:35.680 --> 0:42:40.040
<v Speaker 1>Right, listen, Shamar Moore, don't dance no more. There's a

0:42:40.160 --> 0:42:44.279
<v Speaker 1>lot of reasons for that. We watched him host Soul Train.

0:42:44.800 --> 0:42:50.960
<v Speaker 1>He did them weird pelvis, so many pumps. Y'all shamed

0:42:51.040 --> 0:42:56.160
<v Speaker 1>him and shame on you for it. But now the

0:42:56.280 --> 0:42:59.719
<v Speaker 1>man don't dance and he's fine. He's still happy. He's

0:42:59.719 --> 0:43:02.520
<v Speaker 1>still finds peace with his secret white wife.

0:43:02.560 --> 0:43:03.480
<v Speaker 2>I presume.

0:43:04.719 --> 0:43:08.480
<v Speaker 3>No, she's on his Instagram's. I think she's also German though,

0:43:09.160 --> 0:43:14.839
<v Speaker 3>because he's a German. Anyways, thank you so much.

0:43:15.160 --> 0:43:15.719
<v Speaker 2>I appreciate it.

0:43:16.440 --> 0:43:18.400
<v Speaker 1>I bet that was.

0:43:18.480 --> 0:43:21.160
<v Speaker 3>Gonna be I bet that was gonna be a much

0:43:21.239 --> 0:43:24.600
<v Speaker 3>harder question. I don't know we asked her, right, brother,

0:43:24.920 --> 0:43:26.640
<v Speaker 3>you don't have any hair on your head right now.

0:43:28.280 --> 0:43:31.680
<v Speaker 3>You wouldn't do it either. You wouldn't the Harlem shake.

0:43:31.760 --> 0:43:33.640
<v Speaker 3>You're saying it's not worth it for you.

0:43:34.440 --> 0:43:36.359
<v Speaker 2>Damn Yeah.

0:43:36.640 --> 0:43:38.279
<v Speaker 1>I was about to say, it's hard to ask a

0:43:38.400 --> 0:43:41.200
<v Speaker 1>ball guy because you've you've made peace. I assume with

0:43:41.320 --> 0:43:45.000
<v Speaker 1>where you're at in a way that that this brother

0:43:45.120 --> 0:43:50.439
<v Speaker 1>right here, he's still holding on to something. You come man, Yeah,

0:43:50.600 --> 0:43:52.279
<v Speaker 1>you're like, no, you know, and you look good. You

0:43:52.440 --> 0:43:55.799
<v Speaker 1>you ain't dripping, You're fine. But I'm saying, like, there

0:43:55.960 --> 0:43:59.840
<v Speaker 1>there's nothing. You can't give it up yet. Whereas he

0:44:00.000 --> 0:44:02.920
<v Speaker 1>he's already he's fine. You're a pace damn.

0:44:03.880 --> 0:44:06.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, where are you at? Just so I'm curious.

0:44:10.960 --> 0:44:16.359
<v Speaker 1>So you're team hairline right, Look, she's speaking for him. Yeah,

0:44:16.360 --> 0:44:17.320
<v Speaker 1>he's team hairline.

0:44:17.880 --> 0:44:18.080
<v Speaker 9>Yeah.

0:44:20.360 --> 0:44:25.080
<v Speaker 1>Now he wants his hairline. He told me, he told

0:44:25.120 --> 0:44:26.719
<v Speaker 1>me privately he gonna take their.

0:44:27.120 --> 0:44:38.000
<v Speaker 2>Divorce team hairline. Yeah.

0:44:38.200 --> 0:44:41.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, my baby said, we team hairline. So so we

0:44:41.560 --> 0:44:42.320
<v Speaker 1>team hairline.

0:44:45.239 --> 0:44:46.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh man, should we do.

0:44:47.080 --> 0:44:48.280
<v Speaker 1>Our next topic?

0:44:48.360 --> 0:44:49.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? We have one more conspiracy.

0:44:49.880 --> 0:44:52.759
<v Speaker 1>We have one more conspiracy. This is actually one that

0:44:52.920 --> 0:44:56.560
<v Speaker 1>we I covered years ago on one of the many episodes,

0:44:56.719 --> 0:44:59.239
<v Speaker 1>but we've never gotten to talk about it together. And

0:44:59.520 --> 0:45:01.920
<v Speaker 1>and and it got presented. I think we both got

0:45:02.000 --> 0:45:05.640
<v Speaker 1>excited about dipping back in to the joys of this.

0:45:06.160 --> 0:45:07.960
<v Speaker 2>But my mama told me.

0:45:11.160 --> 0:45:17.080
<v Speaker 1>Sammy Davis Junior's glass eye is a piece of Israeli spyware.

0:45:19.800 --> 0:45:23.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm already hearing some people believe it. Some people are

0:45:24.000 --> 0:45:24.360
<v Speaker 1>bought in.

0:45:25.600 --> 0:45:28.520
<v Speaker 3>I started last time. Do you want to kick this off?

0:45:30.480 --> 0:45:35.000
<v Speaker 3>This is in no way a reflection on my views

0:45:35.040 --> 0:45:44.600
<v Speaker 3>of the state of Israel. I think that Sammy Davis

0:45:44.680 --> 0:45:46.600
<v Speaker 3>Junior could easily be bought. So yeah, I kind of

0:45:46.640 --> 0:45:46.960
<v Speaker 3>believe this.

0:45:47.200 --> 0:45:47.480
<v Speaker 1>WOA.

0:45:48.760 --> 0:45:52.479
<v Speaker 3>I think he would do a lot for a check fact,

0:45:52.640 --> 0:45:56.760
<v Speaker 3>Sammy Davis, and I think he was very questionable morally.

0:45:57.120 --> 0:45:58.400
<v Speaker 2>Did you ever hear Eddie.

0:45:58.239 --> 0:46:00.359
<v Speaker 3>Murphy talk about him Sammy worship devil?

0:46:00.520 --> 0:46:00.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:46:00.840 --> 0:46:04.520
<v Speaker 1>No, I assume this might be common knowledge, but for

0:46:04.600 --> 0:46:07.040
<v Speaker 1>those of you that don't know, there's a fair amount

0:46:07.040 --> 0:46:10.200
<v Speaker 1>of evidence that Sammy Davis Junior was a devil worshiper.

0:46:10.719 --> 0:46:12.520
<v Speaker 1>And I don't mean that in a silly way.

0:46:12.880 --> 0:46:15.600
<v Speaker 2>No, Like he he eyes on it for like in

0:46:15.680 --> 0:46:17.480
<v Speaker 2>the way that your grandma warns you about it.

0:46:17.640 --> 0:46:24.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that like he shows the devil he was presented

0:46:24.239 --> 0:46:28.600
<v Speaker 1>with with light and dark, and he was like, I'm

0:46:28.640 --> 0:46:38.880
<v Speaker 1>going that way. Yeah, I'm following Dean Martin. Yeah, listen,

0:46:39.200 --> 0:46:41.840
<v Speaker 1>I just I do get to Sammy Davis Junior. I

0:46:42.600 --> 0:46:44.600
<v Speaker 1>never trusted him. And it's not because his face is

0:46:44.680 --> 0:46:47.080
<v Speaker 1>like that. It's just because I don't trust him. He

0:46:47.320 --> 0:46:50.279
<v Speaker 1>just it's not the it's not even the rat pack

0:46:50.520 --> 0:46:53.200
<v Speaker 1>of it all. It's just he seems like a he

0:46:53.280 --> 0:46:55.160
<v Speaker 1>seems like a guy who would do that for money.

0:46:55.160 --> 0:46:55.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

0:46:55.520 --> 0:46:58.200
<v Speaker 3>He loves show business. I just don't trust him. And

0:46:58.440 --> 0:47:00.480
<v Speaker 3>like the timing could lie.

0:47:01.320 --> 0:47:04.080
<v Speaker 1>I love that there's just one lone voice in the

0:47:04.160 --> 0:47:05.480
<v Speaker 1>back saying Sambo.

0:47:07.800 --> 0:47:11.360
<v Speaker 2>He's a Sambo, sir. I need you to come to

0:47:11.440 --> 0:47:12.680
<v Speaker 2>the rest of the shows on this tour.

0:47:15.160 --> 0:47:18.200
<v Speaker 1>That's gotta be a drop from now on. We don't

0:47:18.239 --> 0:47:22.560
<v Speaker 1>press the button. We just point into the darkness. Sambo.

0:47:24.080 --> 0:47:25.040
<v Speaker 2>We'll have a living.

0:47:28.760 --> 0:47:33.120
<v Speaker 1>We'll give you one free drink ticket to say Sambo

0:47:33.239 --> 0:47:39.799
<v Speaker 1>at every show. Fly yourself out. This podcast isn't successful enough.

0:47:42.080 --> 0:47:44.640
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, I just and this is a gut thing,

0:47:45.280 --> 0:47:47.480
<v Speaker 3>is I have nothing to back this up. My gut

0:47:47.560 --> 0:47:48.840
<v Speaker 3>tells me yeah, he would have done it.

0:47:49.000 --> 0:47:51.160
<v Speaker 1>So so let's put this in a little bit of

0:47:51.239 --> 0:47:53.520
<v Speaker 1>context for those of you that are less familiar with

0:47:53.600 --> 0:47:54.600
<v Speaker 1>Sammy Davis Junior.

0:47:55.000 --> 0:47:58.440
<v Speaker 2>He obviously is a very yeah stop it.

0:47:59.800 --> 0:48:05.120
<v Speaker 1>He he's a very successful entertainer from the earlier parts

0:48:05.160 --> 0:48:08.880
<v Speaker 1>of the nineties, I guess mid parts of the nineteen hundreds.

0:48:09.120 --> 0:48:12.279
<v Speaker 5>He he's old.

0:48:12.360 --> 0:48:16.560
<v Speaker 1>The motherfucker was old. He lost his eye in a

0:48:16.640 --> 0:48:20.440
<v Speaker 1>car crash. He was in a pretty terrible car crash

0:48:20.520 --> 0:48:23.160
<v Speaker 1>that ended up making him lose his eye, and from

0:48:23.239 --> 0:48:25.759
<v Speaker 1>that point he had to have a glass eye from

0:48:25.840 --> 0:48:28.680
<v Speaker 1>the from that point forward, I think part of the

0:48:28.760 --> 0:48:32.759
<v Speaker 1>reason that Israeli spyware comes up is because after the

0:48:32.880 --> 0:48:36.680
<v Speaker 1>car crash, he does convert to Judaism, right, he does

0:48:36.880 --> 0:48:39.920
<v Speaker 1>make a and he does point to the car crash

0:48:40.040 --> 0:48:43.320
<v Speaker 1>specifically in this near death experience as one of the

0:48:43.440 --> 0:48:47.400
<v Speaker 1>things that led him to this conversion to Judaism. And

0:48:47.520 --> 0:48:49.680
<v Speaker 1>so I think a lot of people in hearing that

0:48:50.160 --> 0:48:54.640
<v Speaker 1>this random ass tap dancer got in a car crash,

0:48:57.440 --> 0:49:03.040
<v Speaker 1>and I meant that in multiple ways, it converts to

0:49:03.200 --> 0:49:09.840
<v Speaker 1>Judaism and then suddenly sees a giant lift in his career,

0:49:10.040 --> 0:49:13.480
<v Speaker 1>suddenly becomes a lot more successful. There becomes this weird

0:49:13.600 --> 0:49:17.840
<v Speaker 1>conflation of people being like he created a type of

0:49:18.000 --> 0:49:21.799
<v Speaker 1>power in his connecting to the Israeli government, thus making

0:49:21.880 --> 0:49:25.880
<v Speaker 1>him this super successful glass eyed spy.

0:49:28.920 --> 0:49:30.880
<v Speaker 5>Okay, yeah, you know what I mean.

0:49:30.920 --> 0:49:33.200
<v Speaker 2>Because also I never thought he was that talented.

0:49:34.640 --> 0:49:39.480
<v Speaker 3>Can really didn't have a beautiful voice, no, but I

0:49:39.640 --> 0:49:41.160
<v Speaker 3>particularly handsome and funny.

0:49:41.520 --> 0:49:44.440
<v Speaker 1>I think there was a period in like the there

0:49:44.480 --> 0:49:46.279
<v Speaker 1>was a period in this country where you didn't have

0:49:46.360 --> 0:49:47.240
<v Speaker 1>to have a good voice.

0:49:47.280 --> 0:49:49.280
<v Speaker 2>You just had to have a distinct voice.

0:49:50.120 --> 0:49:59.360
<v Speaker 1>Is his voice distincts? I don't know no other niggas?

0:49:59.400 --> 0:50:04.359
<v Speaker 1>That's thing like that, you know what I mean?

0:50:05.400 --> 0:50:10.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's just him. Yeah, yeah, ras beato thing like that.

0:50:12.360 --> 0:50:15.440
<v Speaker 2>He's saying regular. So wait, where are you? Where are

0:50:15.520 --> 0:50:15.960
<v Speaker 2>you on this?

0:50:16.480 --> 0:50:20.200
<v Speaker 1>I think I think that certainly, I do believe that

0:50:20.320 --> 0:50:22.840
<v Speaker 1>Sammy Davis Junior would do a lot of things for money,

0:50:23.200 --> 0:50:24.840
<v Speaker 1>and I think that he would do a lot of

0:50:25.440 --> 0:50:28.680
<v Speaker 1>fucked up things for a group of people that was

0:50:28.800 --> 0:50:33.080
<v Speaker 1>not his own community. That said, I do not believe

0:50:33.600 --> 0:50:37.160
<v Speaker 1>that he necessarily put a piece of Israeli spywear into

0:50:37.239 --> 0:50:39.600
<v Speaker 1>his head. I do think that some of that is

0:50:39.680 --> 0:50:43.759
<v Speaker 1>cooked into some like weird anti Semitic shit. Where they

0:50:43.800 --> 0:50:48.759
<v Speaker 1>are they are conflating power with Jewish trickery, and I

0:50:48.840 --> 0:50:51.359
<v Speaker 1>think that they're you know, they're like, ah, he likes

0:50:51.400 --> 0:50:55.840
<v Speaker 1>the Jews too much. He probably is doing something secretively.

0:50:55.880 --> 0:50:57.560
<v Speaker 2>Evil for the Jewish community.

0:50:58.920 --> 0:51:07.480
<v Speaker 3>You say things that I don't want to respond to sometimes, No,

0:51:07.800 --> 0:51:10.320
<v Speaker 3>you think I don't think Sammy Davis Junior was a

0:51:10.400 --> 0:51:10.839
<v Speaker 3>dumb man.

0:51:10.960 --> 0:51:14.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to make that suggestion. Yeah, maybe, but

0:51:14.640 --> 0:51:16.520
<v Speaker 1>I think he was a pretty bright man. I think

0:51:16.560 --> 0:51:18.239
<v Speaker 1>he was pretty aware of all the things that he

0:51:18.400 --> 0:51:20.719
<v Speaker 1>was doing. And I also don't trust that there was

0:51:20.840 --> 0:51:23.879
<v Speaker 1>real technology that we wouldn't have seen some beat boot

0:51:23.960 --> 0:51:25.239
<v Speaker 1>beat boots in his eye.

0:51:25.440 --> 0:51:27.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he would have looked like a six million dollar

0:51:27.280 --> 0:51:30.080
<v Speaker 3>man in the nineteen sixties.

0:51:30.560 --> 0:51:32.480
<v Speaker 1>That I would have been humongous.

0:51:34.280 --> 0:51:37.400
<v Speaker 2>Would have been the biggest fucking eye they had antenna

0:51:37.480 --> 0:51:38.000
<v Speaker 2>come out to me.

0:51:39.719 --> 0:51:42.200
<v Speaker 1>It would have made those those boot up sounds that

0:51:42.280 --> 0:51:50.240
<v Speaker 1>your motim used to make, Like to get off the computer, Frank,

0:51:50.320 --> 0:51:54.120
<v Speaker 1>hang up the phone. I'm trying to spy on Martin

0:51:54.200 --> 0:51:54.799
<v Speaker 1>Luther King.

0:51:58.160 --> 0:52:01.200
<v Speaker 2>But this is not your shame, man.

0:52:05.680 --> 0:52:09.920
<v Speaker 1>It's like this motherfucker wrote his own script. We rehearse this,

0:52:10.239 --> 0:52:17.000
<v Speaker 1>wait till you see his quid pros. Okay, us just white,

0:52:17.080 --> 0:52:19.200
<v Speaker 1>but you get to all the tech taps you've ever

0:52:19.320 --> 0:52:19.719
<v Speaker 1>dreamed of.

0:52:21.719 --> 0:52:23.880
<v Speaker 3>I will say, on a serious note, this whole thing

0:52:23.960 --> 0:52:26.440
<v Speaker 3>does speak to like I tend to believe that like

0:52:27.160 --> 0:52:31.000
<v Speaker 3>anti Semitism is so rampant, just like not just in

0:52:31.080 --> 0:52:34.120
<v Speaker 3>the conspiracy community, but just in general. Like it's like

0:52:34.480 --> 0:52:36.279
<v Speaker 3>they're just like a group of people that people put

0:52:36.280 --> 0:52:39.799
<v Speaker 3>a lot of shit on the rise of totalitarianism by

0:52:39.840 --> 0:52:40.239
<v Speaker 3>Hannah L.

0:52:40.239 --> 0:52:47.239
<v Speaker 2>Rent. Anybody just think a read books. I do that,

0:52:47.360 --> 0:52:47.680
<v Speaker 2>I tend.

0:52:47.760 --> 0:52:49.320
<v Speaker 3>I tend to go with that where it's like, but

0:52:49.480 --> 0:52:53.400
<v Speaker 3>it is also like a latent life religious turn in general.

0:52:53.480 --> 0:52:54.279
<v Speaker 2>I'm always it's a.

0:52:54.239 --> 0:52:56.879
<v Speaker 1>Little unnerving to see somebody make that kind of turn,

0:52:56.920 --> 0:53:00.800
<v Speaker 1>and especially the shift from Judaism to e Al worshiping

0:53:00.920 --> 0:53:06.040
<v Speaker 1>feels really fucking complicated in a way that almost feels

0:53:06.120 --> 0:53:09.880
<v Speaker 1>like Sammy was antisemitic, do you know.

0:53:09.880 --> 0:53:10.200
<v Speaker 2>What I mean?

0:53:10.280 --> 0:53:12.520
<v Speaker 1>It feels like he didn't even know what he was doing,

0:53:12.680 --> 0:53:16.080
<v Speaker 1>so he's just being fucking evil. It was a business decision,

0:53:16.120 --> 0:53:19.839
<v Speaker 1>and then he he's like, these motherfuckers didn't pay out.

0:53:22.800 --> 0:53:24.800
<v Speaker 1>I do to your point, I do think that that,

0:53:25.040 --> 0:53:29.239
<v Speaker 1>you know, black people. Obviously this is a black focused podcast,

0:53:29.360 --> 0:53:31.759
<v Speaker 1>but I do think we would be we would be

0:53:31.920 --> 0:53:37.160
<v Speaker 1>silly to not acknowledge how much of conspiracy theory in general,

0:53:37.320 --> 0:53:40.480
<v Speaker 1>even our black conspiracy theories have a little bit of

0:53:40.560 --> 0:53:44.880
<v Speaker 1>anti Semitism cooked into them, much like it is wild

0:53:45.400 --> 0:53:49.279
<v Speaker 1>how much people really don't like Jews. And I don't

0:53:49.320 --> 0:53:52.000
<v Speaker 1>know what to do about it, but we should acknowledge it,

0:53:52.120 --> 0:53:53.719
<v Speaker 1>and hey, keep having fun.

0:53:58.719 --> 0:54:02.760
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, keep having fun. I like that, Yeah, geez,

0:54:02.880 --> 0:54:06.560
<v Speaker 3>she hates it. Yeah, she's like, this ain't fun for

0:54:06.680 --> 0:54:08.879
<v Speaker 3>me no more. She's gonna go tell the Jewish people.

0:54:10.480 --> 0:54:11.680
<v Speaker 1>Hey, they talking about you.

0:54:13.160 --> 0:54:14.719
<v Speaker 2>Downstairs at the little room.

0:54:15.200 --> 0:54:17.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, not the big one. You gotta go around back

0:54:17.200 --> 0:54:22.080
<v Speaker 1>in an alley. They got drinks on schools, they got drinks.

0:54:22.160 --> 0:54:25.520
<v Speaker 1>No air conditioning, but it's it's pretty hot in there.

0:54:25.640 --> 0:54:30.080
<v Speaker 1>But you'll see them, one of them sweaty, not the

0:54:30.120 --> 0:54:31.000
<v Speaker 1>one you would expect.

0:54:31.120 --> 0:54:35.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is crazy. I brought this down.

0:54:36.080 --> 0:54:38.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah no, you you got your Bruce Bruce style and

0:54:39.920 --> 0:54:41.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm fucking dying up here.

0:54:41.520 --> 0:54:42.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah you have it.

0:54:42.600 --> 0:54:55.360
<v Speaker 1>No, it's okay, all right. Fuck, I remember seeing you

0:54:55.520 --> 0:54:56.200
<v Speaker 1>sweaty before.

0:54:56.280 --> 0:54:57.000
<v Speaker 2>It's a good time.

0:54:57.080 --> 0:54:59.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm a you know what's crazy. I'm a really sweaty

0:54:59.680 --> 0:55:03.759
<v Speaker 1>person and I'm right insane me too, But they would

0:55:03.800 --> 0:55:08.080
<v Speaker 1>have thought that I fucking if I take a long walk,

0:55:08.120 --> 0:55:12.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be sweaty as ship a man. Anyway, we're gonna,

0:55:12.280 --> 0:55:15.560
<v Speaker 1>oh this is exciting. For for our final segment of

0:55:15.640 --> 0:55:18.480
<v Speaker 1>the evening, we want to open it up to you, guys.

0:55:18.600 --> 0:55:29.359
<v Speaker 1>We wanted to accept you motherfucking chill out. We want

0:55:29.400 --> 0:55:31.160
<v Speaker 1>to open it up to the audience. We want to

0:55:31.239 --> 0:55:39.120
<v Speaker 1>take any any questions, suggestions. You would love no slurs, Yeah,

0:55:39.200 --> 0:55:41.319
<v Speaker 1>we we would love to hear from Yeah, please come

0:55:41.360 --> 0:55:42.239
<v Speaker 1>to the microphone.

0:55:42.520 --> 0:55:43.759
<v Speaker 2>You don't have to line up and ship.

0:55:43.880 --> 0:55:45.160
<v Speaker 1>Just raise your hand. We'll call on you.

0:55:45.239 --> 0:55:46.960
<v Speaker 2>We'll try to get to everybody that we can.

0:55:47.120 --> 0:55:47.440
<v Speaker 1>Please.

0:55:49.040 --> 0:55:49.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh, thank you.

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<v Speaker 9>As of today, YouTube channel has one point seventy five

0:55:55.040 --> 0:55:58.839
<v Speaker 9>thousand subscribers. So there's supposed to be a nun check

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<v Speaker 9>demonstration one thousand subscribers, and I was going to bring

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<v Speaker 9>some and then I was like, they're not gonna let

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<v Speaker 9>me in with nunchucks. I talked to the guys in front.

0:56:11.680 --> 0:56:13.879
<v Speaker 9>They were like, no, we would be a good story,

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<v Speaker 9>but no. So you also a nunchuck demonstration and a

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<v Speaker 9>two hundred and fifty more people harmonica.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah fuck yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>So my question is when mostly didn't think we were

0:56:25.640 --> 0:56:29.239
<v Speaker 3>gonna get there, I was like, everybody listens to the

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<v Speaker 3>fucking podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>You could do an air nunchucks like you could do

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<v Speaker 2>it in the air.

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<v Speaker 1>No, we need we need real nunchucks.

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<v Speaker 2>You need them. We know they have.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not gonna use the microphone. This is precious equipment. Yeah,

0:56:48.040 --> 0:56:50.960
<v Speaker 1>it has been dropped quite a bit. That microphone is

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<v Speaker 1>shaped like a dildo.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like Shane Battier's head from my NBA fans,

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<v Speaker 3>you remember that said.

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<v Speaker 5>He look crazy.

0:57:03.280 --> 0:57:06.000
<v Speaker 1>That's a dude who I think he would vote to

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<v Speaker 1>keep his hairline.

0:57:08.680 --> 0:57:12.399
<v Speaker 3>I think Shane Battier and Carlos Boozer would both sacrifice

0:57:12.560 --> 0:57:15.399
<v Speaker 3>everything to get those hairlines back.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever was happening at Duke during the years.

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<v Speaker 2>But also, don't run from it. Are you ready? Are

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<v Speaker 2>you ready for the Nunscheck?

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be honest, I'm not ready. But but with with

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<v Speaker 1>only what is it? How many do we have left?

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<v Speaker 9>One point seventy five right now?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so with.

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<v Speaker 1>Only twenty five left?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that what your twenty five? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, no, I'm a dumb dumb with two hundred

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<v Speaker 1>and fifty people left, I can get myself ready. I've

0:57:45.240 --> 0:57:47.800
<v Speaker 1>I've avoided it, I've put it off, but I think

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<v Speaker 1>I can get myself ready. Are you ready?

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<v Speaker 2>Of course I'm not ready. You know I'm not ready. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I would have told you if I had picked.

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<v Speaker 1>Up a new skills if you're like a harmonica man, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Would Yeah, I would have put it in the group chat.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not ready, but I can be ready. I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna go crazy, like I'm not gonna rip

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<v Speaker 3>a solo. But like Mary had a little lamb. But

0:58:07.840 --> 0:58:09.480
<v Speaker 3>it's like technical, yeah, I could do that.

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<v Speaker 2>I can do that.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to make this promise for you, the people

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<v Speaker 1>of Seattle, who I'll never see again, that that two

0:58:17.560 --> 0:58:20.160
<v Speaker 1>hundred and fifty people from now. If if we get

0:58:20.200 --> 0:58:22.840
<v Speaker 1>those subscribers, and some of you owe a subscription, so

0:58:23.400 --> 0:58:23.880
<v Speaker 1>get on it.

0:58:23.960 --> 0:58:25.000
<v Speaker 2>If this is what you want.

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<v Speaker 1>But but I will, I will hold myself accountable, and

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<v Speaker 1>I will hold my dear friend David Borie accountable so

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<v Speaker 1>that we do a joint demonstration at some point on

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<v Speaker 1>this tour.

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<v Speaker 2>If it is in fact decided it's gonna be the

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<v Speaker 2>worst concert ever. I accept that.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, thank you, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>I really thought people were gonna forget about that.

0:58:52.000 --> 0:58:55.440
<v Speaker 1>I did too. I was really pushing. It's just this

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<v Speaker 1>one motherfucker man. Yeah, I don't even think any of

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<v Speaker 1>these worker's care.

0:59:00.840 --> 0:59:04.480
<v Speaker 2>But he all he was like, actually, you.

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<v Speaker 1>I noticed I've been tracking the numbers. Oh, we we

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<v Speaker 1>have a very Oh he's eager down. He was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not even going to finish your rift.

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<v Speaker 10>Go ahead, I spent much of my life as a

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<v Speaker 10>token white Okay, I'm very familiar with the various theories

0:59:30.400 --> 0:59:35.240
<v Speaker 10>about white people, most of them true, like how we smell.

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<v Speaker 2>When we get wet.

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciated that that came up.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I can't find this clear.

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<v Speaker 10>I I lean on you guys for a lot of

0:59:52.040 --> 0:59:55.920
<v Speaker 10>you know, good understanding of the scientific facts about people.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to ask, which is what we're doing here? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>this is science, But why don't white people get called?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's a.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a great question. I actually know a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to go first or do you.

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<v Speaker 2>Want me to know? I think if you have the science.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, the very funny Naomik Paragon, If you guys are

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<v Speaker 1>at all familiar with nam Very did an episode on

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast where she asked that very question. This is

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<v Speaker 1>very early on in the podcast. So I don't shame

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<v Speaker 1>you at all for not Jesus Christ, don't listen to

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<v Speaker 1>those episodes.

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<v Speaker 2>They weren't good.

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<v Speaker 3>Good.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Bory was great.

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<v Speaker 1>But one of the reasons it is believed is that

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<v Speaker 1>white people statistically have smaller pores, and because of your

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<v Speaker 1>smaller pores, it is it is basically like insulate right,

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<v Speaker 1>that you guys create this sort of like filter of

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<v Speaker 1>the the cold that would otherwise penetrate to your bones.

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<v Speaker 2>That's happening with a black people who have larger pores.

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<v Speaker 2>You have smaller pores.

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<v Speaker 1>It's probably some genetic shit, but that is why you

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<v Speaker 1>are less likely to get cold than black people.

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<v Speaker 3>That's Langston's answer. I was gonna say that the I

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<v Speaker 3>switch you're all descended from left or sank on you,

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<v Speaker 3>but that's that could be you too, that's reasonable.

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<v Speaker 2>Both can be true true.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we all agree white people are descendants of

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<v Speaker 1>a nice witch.

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<v Speaker 2>With little ass pores. There we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that does that answer? Does that feel good?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for asking your question. Oh we we have

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<v Speaker 1>an excited volunteer here. Yes, please come on down like

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<v Speaker 1>the price is right.

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<v Speaker 2>This isn't exciting, Fea, but.

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<v Speaker 1>Make it slower than the price is right and less enthusiastic.

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<v Speaker 2>She's excited. I just had to fill the quiet, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh good, thank you for helping think tank top bloys

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<v Speaker 1>going to work. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>So when is doctor malk I Love going to be

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<v Speaker 3>a guest on the podcast ship. I know, first of all,

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<v Speaker 3>you looked at me in your eyes the eyes when

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<v Speaker 3>you said that, I appreciate that.

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<v Speaker 2>It was very jarring. Let me ask let me say this.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I think you asking that is like me

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<v Speaker 1>looking at you and saying, when are your dreams gonna

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<v Speaker 1>come true?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, ma'am. It is my first of all,

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<v Speaker 2>he's in jail. He's a second, he's he's a bad man.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's be objective here, Doctor Malick I love, and I

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<v Speaker 1>do believe he is a doctor. I don't care what

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<v Speaker 1>anybody says. He is a doctor to me, Doctor Malack

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<v Speaker 1>I love is a bad man. He was a bad

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<v Speaker 1>boy and then no one intervened and he became a

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<v Speaker 1>bad man. That said, boy, would I love to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to him?

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<v Speaker 2>It would be a huge git.

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<v Speaker 1>It would be the It would be the best thing

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<v Speaker 1>that could ever happen.

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<v Speaker 2>You have a hand of some sort. You put money

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<v Speaker 2>on his books or some shit. Let us know.

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<v Speaker 1>Olivia, And we didn't shout out Olivia, but Olivia is here.

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<v Speaker 1>This is our producer, Olivia. She does so much phenomenal

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<v Speaker 1>work for this podcast. But Olivia will tell you that

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<v Speaker 1>that the original dream git was was Drake's Dad.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I remember that episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Drake's Dad was the original dream Git, and Olivia is

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<v Speaker 1>so dedicated to trying to get Drake's dad on the

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<v Speaker 1>podcast that at one point she was dming with Drake's dad,

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<v Speaker 1>but when Drake's dad found out that she was not

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<v Speaker 1>willing to fuck him, he stopped responding.

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<v Speaker 2>Certified lover boy.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't know if we're gonna get doctor Malachi Love.

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<v Speaker 1>I will do a prison call. I will accept the

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<v Speaker 1>collect call if it's an option. I do still dream

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<v Speaker 1>of him. I dream of Drake's dad. There's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of gets that fucking Goo we've talked about.

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<v Speaker 3>We could get Goo, we can get Goose Family, we

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<v Speaker 3>can get doctor Malka.

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<v Speaker 2>You just got what's that? JP? Whoever made that noise

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<v Speaker 2>is far too familiar. They're like, they're like, yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 2>the app right here. It's easy. But yeah, so we

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<v Speaker 2>don't we don't know.

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<v Speaker 9>Prescribers, you all need to get a prison call.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen.

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<v Speaker 1>We would do it.

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<v Speaker 2>We would do it today in front of you, if

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<v Speaker 2>we could get it to happen.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I think the challenge is getting in contact

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<v Speaker 1>with him and explaining that he can't do evil things

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<v Speaker 1>on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>He just got to talk.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, yeah, we'll ask Will Ferrell. Yeah, Will

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<v Speaker 1>Farrell can hook that up. I think we have Let's

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<v Speaker 1>do too, Let's do too.

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<v Speaker 2>We can do more. We'll do two more.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, we have one up up front. Yet you

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<v Speaker 1>don't want the microphone your project? Go ahead?

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<v Speaker 2>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>So I'll be honest. I I've been drinking Seltzer this

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<v Speaker 1>whole time. I'm not even drinking, so hell yeah, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>take one if you're going that way.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you don't think I drink. I don't have kids, dog,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm loose. Yeah, I'll take a drink.

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<v Speaker 1>Was that your questions? Okay? Thank god, because we only

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<v Speaker 1>had two more and if we wasted it on you

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<v Speaker 1>doing weight service.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway. So question is on the other from somewhere else?

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<v Speaker 2>If not why whoa I love the middle school?

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<v Speaker 3>If not?

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<v Speaker 2>Why?

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<v Speaker 1>But if yes, why I don't love how much you're

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<v Speaker 1>thinking about that.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just trying to articulate it felt it felt like

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<v Speaker 3>an easy answer for the NFL, very complex for you.

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<v Speaker 2>What No, I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>What I'm saying is and this is a compliment to you,

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<v Speaker 3>a testament to you. I think that Langston is brilliant

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<v Speaker 3>and that his understanding of humanity is greater than somebody

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<v Speaker 3>who just got here.

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<v Speaker 2>So no, I don't think he's an alien. And that's

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<v Speaker 2>why I was thinking about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn.

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<v Speaker 3>So if you if it was anything, he would be

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<v Speaker 3>a demon because he because he wants.

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<v Speaker 2>To be a bad guy.

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<v Speaker 1>That's want to be a bad guy.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's and that's because I like you, I know

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<v Speaker 2>him what he thinks.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a good answer, and really just it warmed

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<v Speaker 1>my heart. I was just gonna be like, no, this

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<v Speaker 1>nigga cool. But I do I I don't believe that

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<v Speaker 1>David is a a alien. I think that he is

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<v Speaker 1>a hilarious person and sometimes he makes me laugh in

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<v Speaker 1>a way that freaks me the fuck out. But I

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<v Speaker 1>don't I don't believe that he's the alien. I think

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<v Speaker 1>that the aliens amongst us are not They're they're not chill,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah you know what I mean. Like, they're not they're

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<v Speaker 1>not being fucking evil the way that we've imagined. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I don't actually know that. I believe that the aliens

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<v Speaker 1>are like running the government and doing like there's not

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<v Speaker 1>lizard people underneath their heads and shit. I think the

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<v Speaker 1>aliens amongst us are like those people who like make

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<v Speaker 1>small talk with you in line at the grocery store,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're like, bro, what the fuck are you talking

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<v Speaker 1>to me for? You're buying?

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you buying cat food and talking to me?

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<v Speaker 2>That's fucking weird. Why are you only buying cat food

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<v Speaker 2>and popsicles? Yeah? How does your household?

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<v Speaker 5>What?

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<v Speaker 2>You fucking Martian? What is wrong with you?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think they're like in charge. I think they're

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<v Speaker 1>just like wandering and doing odd ball shit. But this

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<v Speaker 1>nigga cool?

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<v Speaker 2>And then we got one.

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<v Speaker 1>We have one more, so make it a goddamn good one.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you raise your hand if you're gonna ask some

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<v Speaker 1>stupid ship?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, no, okay, I'm not gonna stop you. But this,

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<v Speaker 1>this person in the back did have their hand up

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<v Speaker 1>a lot and and unfortunately got usurped a few times.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that okay, we're gonna we're gonna go here, But

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna let you throw in your question too, brother, Please, what.

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<v Speaker 2>If it was just like my dad, David, did you

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<v Speaker 2>miss me.

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<v Speaker 1>To shoot without him?

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<v Speaker 2>And I just kind of like SI, I'm like, that

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't as funny as it wasn't. No, I loved it

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<v Speaker 2>they're wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>They're wrong, They're fucking wrong. You nailed it.

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<v Speaker 2>We all grew up on the fresh person.

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<v Speaker 3>It's also because he's wearing the backwards hat like the

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<v Speaker 3>daddy that left.

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<v Speaker 2>You Remember when he walked out, he had to backwards

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<v Speaker 2>that on.

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<v Speaker 5>You were like me with him.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't do this. I gotta get to Pittsburgh.

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<v Speaker 1>Alrighty do you believe the Belgian waffles were created to

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<v Speaker 1>cover up the atrocities in your home country?

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<v Speaker 2>Who's home country?

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<v Speaker 3>My home country, the Congo. I was so shook for

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<v Speaker 3>a second. I was like, did I miss some whole ship?

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<v Speaker 3>But yes, yes, I do believe that.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no reason for those waffles to be that delicious.

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<v Speaker 1>The Belgian people haven't produced anything else yummy. Name it,

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<v Speaker 1>name it if you disagree, name it. What other yummy

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<v Speaker 1>Belgian thing is there? It's just beer and waffles. That's it.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh, Chocolate, it's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>It ain't no different than a Hershey's.

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<v Speaker 5>You know it, and I know it.

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<v Speaker 1>They're gonna they're gonna try to convince you with some

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<v Speaker 1>elevated chocolate. No French fries.

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<v Speaker 2>That's French.

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<v Speaker 5>We all know it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's in the title. Then why French fries. Oh well

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<v Speaker 1>that's a good point.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know how you know how to get us in?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, that's a good question.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Yeah, thank you. The last one. Yea, let's

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<v Speaker 1>let's let's have our last one. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>cut you off, so please or yell it or what however?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh shit like all that you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, hmm. The best advice that my mom ever told me.

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<v Speaker 3>My mom always told me it's not even like life advice,

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<v Speaker 3>but she was just like, no matter how all this

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<v Speaker 3>shit works, people find each other. So it's like, if

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<v Speaker 3>you find yourself surrounded by love or whatever, that was

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<v Speaker 3>what you were putting out and that's what you brought.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, people find each other. You find your people in

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<v Speaker 2>this life. Damn. That's so positive and fucking cool. She

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<v Speaker 2>also told me, if you swallow gumule dies, so I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>It's complicated never And I just talked to my little

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<v Speaker 3>brother and I was like, did mom tell me?

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<v Speaker 2>Did mommy tell you this? And he was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I thinks she. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know why where that came from, but to

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<v Speaker 3>find each other thing is real. Yeah, my mom's not.

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<v Speaker 1>As uplifting of a human being nice lady, really smart,

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<v Speaker 1>not a not a in spirer in that way. My

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<v Speaker 1>mom told me, hey, everybody don't like you, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>very good advice and it really fixed a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>relationships for me.

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<v Speaker 2>Some cute shit, Mike, What were you doing when she

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<v Speaker 2>said that?

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<v Speaker 1>You want the real story, I went to a place

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<v Speaker 1>called Kidnastics. Do you remember kidnastics? Me and Mike really

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<v Speaker 1>grew up together. Do you remember kidnastics?

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<v Speaker 2>There was a.

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<v Speaker 1>There was an activity center in our neighborhood called Kidnastics

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<v Speaker 1>that was essentially like a giant jungle gym where parents

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<v Speaker 1>would drop their kids off. This was a fucking nineties.

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<v Speaker 1>This is back when you didn't have to watch your kids.

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<v Speaker 1>You would drop your kids off and leave them for

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<v Speaker 1>hours while we jumped in bounce houses and climbed random

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<v Speaker 1>ladders and shit. And I remember going to kidnastics and

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<v Speaker 1>a different kid at Kidnastics bullied us, like in a

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<v Speaker 1>way that stole money from me and my friends, and

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<v Speaker 1>like fucking was mean to everybody, and we were It

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<v Speaker 1>was like six of us getting bullied by one weird kid.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was such a quiet sort of bad that

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<v Speaker 3>Nigga was musty and that's what I've been telling people.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was such a quiet, sort of like shy,

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<v Speaker 1>bashful kid that I didn't stand up for myself. I

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<v Speaker 1>sort of let it all happen. And she was like,

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<v Speaker 1>why didn't y'all beat him up? And I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>but no, that's not what we're supposed to do. It

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<v Speaker 1>just seems like i'd be a bad person. She's like,

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<v Speaker 1>it don't matter. Everybody don't like you, and that it

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<v Speaker 1>was more.

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<v Speaker 2>The yelling that stuck.

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<v Speaker 1>But I do think, I do think underneath the yelling

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<v Speaker 1>was these words that felt very precise to the way

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<v Speaker 1>that I needed to move forward. So that's that's the

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<v Speaker 1>advice that explains a bunch No, hell yeah, hell yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>That was good advice.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys, This is this has been fucking phenomenal. Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>so much for being serious. We couldn't appreciate you guys more.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for listening, Thank you, thank you for doing

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<v Speaker 1>the thing. If you're not already a subscriber, yeah, oh ship,

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<v Speaker 1>well we we already started the goodbyes. We gotta get

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<v Speaker 1>this brother on the road. The the most, the most

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<v Speaker 1>outlandish conspiracy that that we've ever heard. Do you have

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<v Speaker 1>one in your mind?

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<v Speaker 2>That that. I mean, it's we hear some crazy ship.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to like, we're not gonna do it.

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<v Speaker 3>We're only gonna do it for the live one. I

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<v Speaker 3>think it's that Kobe Bryant thing. We can't be here

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<v Speaker 3>all night.

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<v Speaker 1>We can't.

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<v Speaker 2>No, we got another show.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we will tell you this. We're gonna save it

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<v Speaker 1>for we have to be in La tomorrow to do

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<v Speaker 1>another live show. But but you guys are here and

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<v Speaker 1>that's exciting. We we we came across the conspiracy. David

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<v Speaker 1>came across the conspirit.

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<v Speaker 3>You want to say it, Uh, Kobe Bryant was killed

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<v Speaker 3>by Big Pharma because he was in this woman said yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Like it's oh, you're saying yes, it's weird, it's insane.

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<v Speaker 1>There there are people who believe that Kobe Bryant was

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<v Speaker 1>doing a deal in relation to a or rather was.

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<v Speaker 3>Being he was suing the company who was making black

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<v Speaker 3>Mamba pills. He he was suing the company. His agent

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<v Speaker 3>was invested in said company who was making the black

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<v Speaker 3>Mamba pills, and then.

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<v Speaker 1>He was set to have a court case where he

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<v Speaker 1>basically held them and the sort of like larger pharmaceutical

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<v Speaker 1>companies accountable for this, this dangerous pill that was being

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<v Speaker 1>sort of sent out and sold places. And then they

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<v Speaker 1>they killed him in a helicopter crash to keep him

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<v Speaker 1>from having this didn't end fund y'all have that note

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<v Speaker 1>we got we We couldn't appreciate you guys more. Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you so much for being here. We'll take pictures with

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<v Speaker 1>you and whatever you want to do.

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<v Speaker 5>Bye bitchet

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<v Speaker 4>To b