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Speaker 1: Fuck you. Okay, yeah, fish, no frame the kitchen. Welcome

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Speaker 1: to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.

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Speaker 2: Came on the fucking pars. Oh, I forgot you gotta

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Speaker 2: do your part. No, I was supposed to start it.

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Speaker 2: You got one. No I have one, so I have

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Speaker 2: to start.

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Speaker 1: No, this isn't right, David, I've been doing it for

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Speaker 1: some time. Okay, okay, okay, all right. Welcome to another

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Speaker 1: phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me, the podcast where

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Speaker 1: we dive deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories

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Speaker 1: and we finally worked to prove that lou their Vandros

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Speaker 1: did not die from a heart attack, but instead was

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Speaker 1: sacrificed though that his body could be used for the

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Speaker 1: Hollywood ozempic trials. They are using poor Luther who lost.

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Speaker 2: All that weight head on ber.

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Speaker 1: So that me so that goddamn h what's her name?

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Speaker 2: Me?

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Speaker 1: Laconis?

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Speaker 2: Who's the she? Not me?

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Speaker 1: Lacunus. Who's the other one? Yeah, mindy kaaling hah, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're big. It's over here. We don't know the difference.

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Speaker 2: Oh nos, they're both not black.

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Speaker 1: And I know one of them is built like a lollipop.

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Speaker 1: Now she looks silly. Keeps trying to tell us she

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Speaker 1: did jogging. Stop it, lady, you're on drugs. You're on

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Speaker 2: I'm afraid of Mandy Kaling.

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Speaker 1: Not me, not me. I'm not brown. She won't hire me.

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Speaker 2: I'm good. You're half white. She might date, So that's.

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Speaker 1: Fair, that's fair. Should we introduce to ourselves?

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Speaker 2: We should.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm David Borri. Fuck yeah, and thank y'all

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Speaker 1: for being here. We're so sorry that it was running late.

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Speaker 1: We had some technical difficulties completely out of our control.

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Speaker 1: But you're fucking here, and this.

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Speaker 2: Is so cool. Yeah, this is so nice.

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Speaker 3: What are you saying? What do you what's her name?

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Speaker 3: That's my auntie. She's very excited. Oh oh, well, she

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Speaker 3: thinks you were back there.

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Speaker 2: Fucking ma'am. You're getting me in a lot of trouble here.

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Speaker 1: I'm a married man. Now my wife is going to

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Speaker 1: presume I was getting my dick sucked behind a movie

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just like the year two thousand.

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Speaker 1: Hey, come on, brother, take it back too fast getting

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Speaker 1: a hand job in a Michael Myers film. We've all

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Speaker 1: been there, brothers, We've all been there. We're really excited

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Speaker 1: to be here in Seattle. What a what a silly

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I'm more of a Federal Way guy,

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Speaker 3: but this is good too. Whoa, holy shit, I saw

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Speaker 3: some gang signs.

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Speaker 1: This is fool shot niggas threw some shit up.

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Speaker 3: It was goofy Seattle ship, but it was it was

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Speaker 3: still a gang.

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Speaker 1: It was still a gang.

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Speaker 3: Listen, he shout out to sac Jea Junior High school.

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Speaker 2: I'm not I'm a local ship. All night is that is?

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Speaker 1: Did you really go to sack Yeah middle school?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, junior high junior high school. It's different. What I

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Speaker 3: don't want to hear what you have to say. Whoever

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Speaker 2: You do love them, I don't give a ship.

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Speaker 1: I do love that y'all think that this is a

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Speaker 2: Already, I've been saying we're too nice to our fans.

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Speaker 2: I mean saying that.

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Speaker 1: Here's the problem, and I do think this is a

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Speaker 2: It's very consistent.

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Speaker 1: If you are a listener to the podcast, we are

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Speaker 1: regularly telling you.

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Speaker 2: We don't respect you, We don't.

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Speaker 1: Care for you.

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Speaker 2: Think your name is dumb. Yeah, we think your dog's

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Speaker 2: name is dumb. We don't. We don't give a ship

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Speaker 1: And y'all are like they plan, they just being a

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Speaker 2: Do just feel like they don't respect us?

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Speaker 2: No, they do all.

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Speaker 1: They don't listen to nothing worth saying. I do like Seattle. Though.

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Speaker 1: I was walking, I swear to God, this happened today.

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Speaker 3: Oh pretty careful, bro, Come on, man, I don't know

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Speaker 3: if we got another email from him yesterday.

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Speaker 1: Oh sure, we should be careful. If you're a regular

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Speaker 3: To be fair, he regularly emails you. He refers to

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Speaker 3: me as your African stude, which a lot.

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Speaker 2: Been doing this shit a year. He doesn't know my

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Speaker 1: That's true. But here's what's exciting about Seattle, Black Hebrew Israelites.

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Speaker 1: This I was walking past, and they're doing the regular

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Speaker 3: To be fair, I like that for Filipinos. I want

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Speaker 1: That is a whole tep that's also a nurse that's

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Speaker 3: Hotep that's incredible. Karaoke that's what they mean.

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Speaker 2: Just in a throwback jersey.

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Speaker 3: Bucks man.

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Speaker 1: Oh hell yeah, I forgot that.

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Speaker 2: You still have? You got your piece? You're ready? Now,

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Speaker 2: you got that thing on? You give them another one?

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Speaker 1: Funk around. Something's going on. Hey, people in the booth,

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Speaker 1: don't be scared to turn that up. Yeah, maybe don't

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Speaker 1: Maybe turn it the fuck up so it can be

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Speaker 1: successful for these strangers. We do have a really exciting

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Speaker 3: Before we start, can you show that I bought Langston

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Speaker 3: a T shirt?

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Speaker 1: And oh yeah, I should make my big review.

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Speaker 2: Guys that don't look like the back of my hands.

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Speaker 1: For for heroes in in in our community and certain subsets,

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Speaker 1: certain subsects of our community. And David very kindly bought

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Speaker 1: Like Doug Funny, I'm really excited and I'm gonna reveal

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna do it. You turn around, yeah, do a

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Speaker 3: slow speed. Let him see that ass.

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Speaker 2: Come on, hey, don't look too much. I'm married. Look

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Speaker 2: all you want? You paid? That ass belongs to them.

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Speaker 4: Now, come on, come on.

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Speaker 5: Looking, let's go, let's go.

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Speaker 2: I had four different ones in the cart. That's just

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Speaker 1: A god damn king if you're not familiar with him,

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Speaker 2: My mother in law wants to fuck him so bad.

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Speaker 2: I think everyone's mother in law. That's part of his power.

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Speaker 1: That's how you become a mother in law. You gotta

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Speaker 1: first you gotta want to funck Shamar Moore. Then you

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Speaker 3: I think let's get into I think you you got

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Speaker 3: to drip on you with great Let's go for.

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Speaker 1: You two man.

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Speaker 2: Show him your shirt.

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Speaker 1: You got a nice ass, you're looking good.

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Speaker 2: Fuck.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're worried about don't be scared of it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, the Nike website.

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Speaker 1: Arby's, we got the meats, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: Come on, yeah, yeah, you gotta put a twenty in

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Speaker 3: my g string after this, of course, with your teeth

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Speaker 1: We'll let that simmer for a second.

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Speaker 2: It's already everything I wanted. This is great, Seattle.

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Speaker 1: You showed the fuck up.

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Speaker 1: We have a topic that that I'm really excited about.

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Speaker 1: It's it's been in it's been an ongoing conversation, I

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Speaker 1: The thing where you go, what the fuck y'all are

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Speaker 1: Our topic for today is my mama told.

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Speaker 6: Me Jamie Fox cut the stream. Cut the stream. We

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Speaker 3: That being said, that being said, alway, to give my take, Langston,

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Speaker 1: Let's begin where where I think this topic sort of

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Speaker 1: Living Color.

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Speaker 2: Let's take it back to the beginning.

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Speaker 1: Jamie Fox obviously, uh suffered a major health scare a

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Speaker 1: We don't know what happened, and that's that's part of

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Speaker 1: where I think this conspiracy was born, right, was like,

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Speaker 1: he had this major health scare. Everybody fucking loves Jamie Fox.

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Speaker 1: Who doesn't love Jamie Fox. I love so so, he's

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Speaker 1: so good, he's so talented. Goddamn, I don't care what

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Speaker 2: I love him.

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Speaker 1: Don't do that. This is Jamie Fox.

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Speaker 3: I'm not gonna let you sit here to Shamar Moore's shirt, no.

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Speaker 2: And slander a true kid.

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Shamar Moore had one side step with

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Speaker 2: All right, that's fair, let's be honest.

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Speaker 1: Shamar Moore had a beautiful hairline for a while, and

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Speaker 1: then he lied to us. During that Tyler Perry phase,

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Speaker 2: Oh so you were in a corn row wig twenty

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Speaker 2: years too late? Where was that in ninety nine?

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Speaker 5: Where was that during.

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Speaker 2: The first show Rule album? Out of Gotten Nuts? Anyways?

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Speaker 3: So Paul McCartney when he was you don't want to

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Speaker 2: No, I loved Now it's cool. They're not all home

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Speaker 3: But that makes more sense. Jamie Fox isn't like his

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Speaker 1: No, al Pacino is too busy fucking children.

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Speaker 5: I'm the bad guy. He's ninety nine years old.

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Speaker 2: Everyone's a child to him, but I'm the monster.

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Speaker 2: Right? What is the point?

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Speaker 1: Is the point of that. Here's an argument I've heard.

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Speaker 3: They wouldn't let him be dead for shazam that tune

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Speaker 1: Come on, don't clone, they clone Tyrone. He's got that

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Speaker 1: Seem like Jamie Fox is working. Last I check, Jamie

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Speaker 3: I'm like, listen, I want this one because I love

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Speaker 3: conspiracy theories. But if we got to talk about where

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Speaker 3: I'm at on it, ultimately, man, I'm not going I

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Speaker 2: Someone get this jigaboo away from me. That that was

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Speaker 5: That was a bixed up. I thought we did a

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Speaker 2: It was great.

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Speaker 1: That was a mixed up Jesus Christ.

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Speaker 3: That was Julian That that's called motherfucking blonde and nothing.

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Speaker 2: Now I don't want it.

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Speaker 1: Should we get to our our next game? Perfect? The

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Speaker 1: But we're gonna play a brand new game. This game

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Speaker 1: But it's a game called quid pro quo ho.

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Speaker 3: There's some things that we write in the group chat

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Speaker 1: It's a very fun game called quick quick quote pro

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Speaker 1: It's almost harder to say than it is to explain

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Speaker 2: It sounds weird.

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Speaker 3: As soon as you see the questions you're going to

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Speaker 2: Use a microphone. We don't want to stand next to you.

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Speaker 2: So what's your name?

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Speaker 1: My name is Sabina the Ben, I'm Langston and I'm

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Speaker 1: Chuck English.

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Speaker 3: And you gotta give us your complete gut like don't

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Speaker 3: don't think it out too much, just.

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Speaker 2: Gut what you think.

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Speaker 1: Follow your heart on this one.

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Speaker 3: You got the first Now, all right, you get definite

444
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:29,600
Speaker 3: proof that aliens exist and they are coming to Earth

445
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:35,840
Speaker 3: to give every black person fifteen hundred dollars in reparations.

446
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:39,480
Speaker 1: Which is more than we have now. Pretty good deal.

447
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:48,160
Speaker 1: But Ussher is wife.

448
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:50,640
Speaker 2: I don't need fifteen hundreds.

449
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:51,560
Speaker 1: I don't need that money.

450
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:53,200
Speaker 2: That bad.

451
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:04,240
Speaker 3: Not us, sure, Sabina for everyone.

452
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:10,439
Speaker 2: Look, look he's doing it. They already want. Look you

453
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:11,520
Speaker 2: don't like white usher.

454
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:16,200
Speaker 1: No, I agree with that.

455
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 3: He said we don't deserve him, and I feel the

456
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:25,440
Speaker 3: same way. That was a tough one, though it wasn't.

457
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:30,280
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, Sabina, Sabina, before you leave, talk us through

458
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 1: your thinking. Tell us why you would sacrifice fifteen hundred

459
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:38,119
Speaker 1: dollars for everybody fifteen hundred dollars.

460
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:39,280
Speaker 2: I'm children too.

461
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:41,240
Speaker 1: Come on, that's like two TVs.

462
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 3: No, No, I'm good, I'm good.

463
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:47,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, big ones. We have Usher, they have John B.

464
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:48,960
Speaker 2: They can be happy with John.

465
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 1: Whoa.

466
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:53,879
Speaker 2: I didn't know y'all cherish John B.

467
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:57,280
Speaker 1: As much as it sounds like he means a lot

468
00:27:57,359 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 1: to the white community.

469
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:04,960
Speaker 2: Today, I thought he was Puerto Rican. This is news

470
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 2: to me. Well, Sabina, thank you so much. Before we

471
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 2: go to the next one, what do you think? What

472
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 2: would you do?

473
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:19,320
Speaker 1: Okay, here's my honest answer. I think the potential of

474
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:24,480
Speaker 1: aliens that support black people, not because of the money.

475
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:26,520
Speaker 1: I don't think the money is the big payoff here,

476
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:28,639
Speaker 1: But I do think aliens that are like, hey, we

477
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:32,080
Speaker 1: just added to a population of people that fuck with

478
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:35,760
Speaker 1: black people. I'm going with aliens. Usher can be white. Hey,

479
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 1: now theam white girls got her bees? Where do you

480
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 1: think it's starting? Brother said again, white Usher on roller skates.

481
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:02,640
Speaker 2: I don't know. That would be crazy. I don't know.

482
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:04,440
Speaker 2: I mean, if.

483
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:08,200
Speaker 1: They add white Usher to the X Games, that's fucking cool.

484
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:11,600
Speaker 2: Y'all are tripping. That'd be interesting to watch.

485
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 3: Here's where I'm at with this one, is that, Like,

486
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 3: I feel like if it's not it's not gonna stop

487
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 3: at fifteen hundred dollars.

488
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:22,200
Speaker 2: If they're already gonna give us fifteen hundred dollars.

489
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe we get some houses, but I just feel

490
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:29,800
Speaker 3: like Usher's done enough for us. Let him rest as

491
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:33,520
Speaker 3: a white man. Listen, he hush your rest. He fucked

492
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 3: everybody's wife. He can just he can just go to

493
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,200
Speaker 3: College Park and sleep.

494
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:40,800
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I love that.

495
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,080
Speaker 2: I think I might be for the reparations on this one.

496
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:46,480
Speaker 1: You gotta take the reparations. I think that's maybe that's

497
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:48,760
Speaker 1: a good rule to live by for all black people.

498
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 1: Take the reparations, y'all.

499
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:52,600
Speaker 2: Just take it out. You can get it.

500
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 1: They're not coming any other way except for aliens and

501
00:29:56,400 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 1: a white Usher, So take the reparation, all right, Next one.

502
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 2: You're ready?

503
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:05,080
Speaker 1: Okay, this one's exciting. Who wants to do the next one?

504
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:07,520
Speaker 1: I saw this brother in the back right here, I

505
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 1: saw your hand, all right, Okay, here, wear a full

506
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:21,040
Speaker 1: shirt to come and see us, to compete with Linkston

507
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 1: for being the sexiest one out here.

508
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 3: First of all, congrats Mike. You're the sexiest one here.

509
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 3: That's my friend, Michael.

510
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:38,200
Speaker 1: We grew up together. You're the only person I know

511
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:41,960
Speaker 1: in Seattle. Okay, here we go. Wait, what's your name?

512
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:46,760
Speaker 1: What's your name? Bennette ben Yeah, Benneth. Okay, you successfully

513
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 1: take down the billionaire class and are able to create

514
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:55,320
Speaker 1: a direct pipeline to redistribute their wealth amongst black and

515
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:56,240
Speaker 1: brown people.

516
00:30:56,800 --> 00:31:00,480
Speaker 2: But no, it sounds great, but does sound great, But.

517
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:08,360
Speaker 1: You have to be married to current Stacey dash and

518
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:16,200
Speaker 1: and and and everywhere you go. You walk into a

519
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:21,240
Speaker 1: room and someone yells out this nigga musky.

520
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:30,920
Speaker 4: Whoa, yeah, I'm gonna have to take down the billionaires

521
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 4: distribute their wealth only to.

522
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:34,600
Speaker 2: The brown and black people.

523
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 1: Though, whoa, I'm sorry, hey, give it up for this

524
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:48,920
Speaker 1: musty nigga Benning. I want everybody to tell me I'm musty.

525
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:51,360
Speaker 1: I wait, so you're not at all concerned about the

526
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:54,800
Speaker 1: bullying that would come, because that's truly I'll be honest.

527
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:57,720
Speaker 1: I wrote this and I was like, this is my nightmare.

528
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 1: This is literally the worst possible scenario I could imagine

529
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:06,960
Speaker 1: is everywhere you go, somebody goes that nigga musty.

530
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:08,160
Speaker 2: What type of must is it though?

531
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:10,360
Speaker 1: Is it black people must or white people must?

532
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 2: There's black mus, it's black must.

533
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:14,640
Speaker 1: If it's black must, I'm good.

534
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:18,240
Speaker 3: Now you all of a sudden you don't want to

535
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:19,480
Speaker 3: save it's all anymore?

536
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 2: No, no, I'll save it. You take it if it's

537
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:22,560
Speaker 2: black must. Yeah.

538
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 1: Oh you mean that we're saying that white must is

539
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 1: so pungent that it is beyond sacrifice.

540
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 5: Yeah.

541
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:32,680
Speaker 1: Wow.

542
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 3: This is one of those things where we ride the

543
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 3: line where we're like, maybe we are kind of race.

544
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, now this is bigotry, and we apologize, We apologize.

545
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

546
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:50,920
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, guys, I'm so sorry.

547
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:52,280
Speaker 2: I knew we weren't.

548
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:54,640
Speaker 1: We weren't gonna lose the tank top boys. But I'm

549
00:32:54,680 --> 00:33:00,160
Speaker 1: more concerned. I'm more concerned with some of our our

550
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 1: other compadres in all of this. Okay, Okay, my wife.

551
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:08,760
Speaker 2: Stop ragging. Okay, I have a white wife. Do you

552
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 2: have a white wife? Congratulations? She did? She just go

553
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:14,160
Speaker 2: like this.

554
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:21,760
Speaker 1: I want to be clear, my wife. My wife isn't white,

555
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:22,960
Speaker 1: she's she's a mixed lady.

556
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:24,240
Speaker 2: Shut up, they're guate.

557
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 1: Okay, Benneth, Benneth, is there so so white? Must would

558
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:34,240
Speaker 1: be the thing that that makes you draw the line.

559
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,960
Speaker 1: But you are comfortable with the Stacy Dash of this.

560
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 2: Can you explain more about Stacey Dash?

561
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:40,400
Speaker 5: Oh?

562
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 1: Sure, please, I don't I don't have the full context.

563
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:47,800
Speaker 2: I assume we were all learned. We had all learned

564
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:49,240
Speaker 2: up on Stacy Dash.

565
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:52,160
Speaker 3: Well, Bennett, she is literally the polaroid of perfection.

566
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 2: Stacy Dash.

567
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:58,920
Speaker 1: For those of you that are unfamiliar with her work

568
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 1: and and her her her continued existence since her work,

569
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:08,360
Speaker 1: Stacy Dash became very popular in the nineties for her

570
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 1: performance in the film Clueless. You may remember her from

571
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:15,000
Speaker 1: the film Clueless. She she played Dion. She was phenomenal

572
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:15,720
Speaker 1: in that film.

573
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 3: Also uncontroversial figure Kanye West brought her back for the

574
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 3: All Fall Down video.

575
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:24,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was the baddest lady of two thousand and five.

576
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:27,239
Speaker 2: I believe when it was a big deal to all

577
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:28,960
Speaker 2: of us. I think we all had a Stacy Dash

578
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:29,719
Speaker 2: one hundred percent.

579
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,839
Speaker 1: That's when we found out that she was also Dame

580
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:34,840
Speaker 1: Dash's cousin. They are related.

581
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:39,640
Speaker 2: Is a family name Empire. I thought them niggas made

582
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:45,800
Speaker 2: it up, but apparently made it up. That's crazy.

583
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 1: But more recently, Stacy Dash has made a transition into

584
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 1: a Fox News pundit. She has also become a massive

585
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:59,360
Speaker 1: advocate for Donald Trump. She is, she is a she.

586
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:02,880
Speaker 1: She also sometimes I think puts in weird contact lenses.

587
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 1: Still very fuckable. Oh yeah, I'll.

588
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,840
Speaker 2: Still do it.

589
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:19,080
Speaker 1: You still do it, of course, yes, man, keep it

590
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:20,320
Speaker 1: going for ben it.

591
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:21,479
Speaker 2: Thank you.

592
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 1: My favorite, my favorite recent Stacy Dash uh discovery, I

593
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:31,400
Speaker 1: guess is maybe the best way of phrasing this.

594
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:32,800
Speaker 2: Uh Stacy Dash.

595
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:36,560
Speaker 1: Very recently, like two months ago, found out.

596
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:40,080
Speaker 2: That d m X died. Oh I did see that was.

597
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:44,359
Speaker 1: And she had a hard time with it, but who

598
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:45,440
Speaker 1: amoma s didn't?

599
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:50,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, but not a year and a half after, I

600
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:55,360
Speaker 2: still every day it's like losing a loved one that

601
00:35:55,719 --> 00:35:56,440
Speaker 2: never closes.

602
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:57,880
Speaker 1: It was hard. It was a hard day.

603
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 2: Tough beat man, God bless you DMX. Where are you

604
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 2: at on this one?

605
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:04,120
Speaker 1: Okay?

606
00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 3: I do because I know you wrote it, and I

607
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 3: know that musty thing hurt. It scares you to your soul.

608
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,920
Speaker 1: That's my problem is I'm one hundred percent down to

609
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,319
Speaker 1: Mary Stacey Dash. That bitch still got it.

610
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 2: That said.

611
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,839
Speaker 1: That said, I don't know that I can get over

612
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:23,840
Speaker 1: the musty hump. I truly don't. I'm so sorry, but

613
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 1: we've made it this far. Y'all will figure it out

614
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:29,080
Speaker 1: without the redistribution.

615
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,319
Speaker 3: Here's the hard thing about the musty thing is, like,

616
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:35,800
Speaker 3: I feel like it would affect a lot of my friendships.

617
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:36,640
Speaker 2: You can't.

618
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 1: You can't stay friends with people. Win everybody have friends

619
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:40,800
Speaker 1: that wouldn't.

620
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:44,240
Speaker 3: Okay, perfect example, We're gonna have her on our New York.

621
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 2: Show, Sam j Sam Jay. Very funny.

622
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 1: You can't do that anymore, very funny, very cruel lady

623
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 1: who would truly eat you alive if you smell.

624
00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 2: But all the time you gotta go get haircut.

625
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:05,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, like that's a lot to put on you. I

626
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:07,800
Speaker 1: don't think I can handle being musty that often.

627
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:13,880
Speaker 2: That's all. That's all it takes.

628
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:18,080
Speaker 1: Hey, big dog, if you if you, if you've been

629
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 1: to middle school, you know that's all it is. That's

630
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 1: all being musty is. Is somebody like, Hey, that nigga musty,

631
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:29,840
Speaker 1: and now that is your your identity for the whole

632
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:34,719
Speaker 1: of your childhood. And as someone that called plenty of people.

633
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:36,160
Speaker 2: Musty, yeah, I could see it on you.

634
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:43,680
Speaker 1: I owe apologies to adults. Well, yeah, you.

635
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:48,479
Speaker 2: Think I'm in Seattle on accident. I'm avoiding a lot

636
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:58,919
Speaker 2: of things. I take the I take the musty. You're

637
00:37:58,960 --> 00:37:59,720
Speaker 2: taking the musty.

638
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:03,719
Speaker 3: I mean, I'd like to think that me getting all

639
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:07,840
Speaker 3: the wealthy distributed would give me enough of a boost

640
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:10,719
Speaker 3: for people to be like, oh, it's okay, because there's

641
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:14,239
Speaker 3: been people who were musty. I don't imagine bismark. He

642
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 3: smelled great. We still loved we loved him, like I

643
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,760
Speaker 3: think you can be loved him be musty.

644
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:21,640
Speaker 2: I think it's possible.

645
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 1: You you think you think you're gonna walk into the

646
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:26,640
Speaker 1: room and somebody be like that nigga musty, and then

647
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:28,879
Speaker 1: somebody be like, yeah, but he cool though.

648
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:31,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I think they're gonna be like, my kid's

649
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 3: going to college.

650
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 2: Thank you, David, you steaky, you.

651
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:38,200
Speaker 1: Stanky bitch.

652
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:44,360
Speaker 2: But it's okay. You say Eric Andre was musty?

653
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:48,560
Speaker 1: Yeah he did, dude. He did an entire season of

654
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:54,960
Speaker 1: his show where he made himself musty and shit would't

655
00:38:54,960 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 1: happen to me though. Should we do one more? Yeah,

656
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 1: we should do the last because you are voluntary com on.

657
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:12,319
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, all.

658
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:15,839
Speaker 2: Right, this is a song Musty that would hurt.

659
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:22,359
Speaker 1: It will hurt real bad. All right, Okay, all right,

660
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:27,399
Speaker 1: this doesn't push your name. Say it again? Day okay?

661
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:29,920
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, all right, you.

662
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:33,879
Speaker 3: Have a perfect hairline for the rest of your life

663
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:36,160
Speaker 3: until you fucking die.

664
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:40,840
Speaker 2: Never gotta get into free angles. Beautiful, But.

665
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:47,879
Speaker 3: Every time you had a dancing function, you can only

666
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,360
Speaker 3: do the Harlem shape and.

667
00:39:50,920 --> 00:40:04,960
Speaker 2: Not the good one. This one. H okay, yeah, fuck

668
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,040
Speaker 2: the hairline. Yeah wow.

669
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:11,520
Speaker 1: You're saying, you're saying, now you look good ball anyway, right,

670
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:15,800
Speaker 1: you're saying you're fine with losing the Chris pair line

671
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:18,840
Speaker 1: for for being able to dug you every once in

672
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:20,960
Speaker 1: a while. I'm good.

673
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 2: Look at him.

674
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:31,160
Speaker 1: That looks so stupid. Why did they call this the

675
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 1: Harlem Shake?

676
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:36,840
Speaker 2: I never understood what happened Harlem share? You had the

677
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:37,319
Speaker 2: good one?

678
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 1: Oh you're saying the song was called Harlem Shake.

679
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 2: Okay, you're just making up stuff. What what are you saying?

680
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:51,320
Speaker 1: The name of the song was called the Harlem Shade,

681
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,360
Speaker 1: but it ain't the dance. But it's not the dance.

682
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:55,080
Speaker 2: And then you look like you could kind of do

683
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:55,960
Speaker 2: the Harlem shape.

684
00:40:56,360 --> 00:41:01,440
Speaker 1: Come on, oh ship, Okay, okay, hit that one more,

685
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:06,719
Speaker 1: hit one more time for him? Come on, Hey, he

686
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 1: ain't grabbed the bottom of his t shirt.

687
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:14,160
Speaker 3: So that was like the training wheels. Oh man, shout

688
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:18,040
Speaker 3: out to those taties. Where are you with this me personally?

689
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 3: Oh man, I got it good right now and I'm

690
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:28,160
Speaker 3: thirty six. I don't think it's gonna get worse. But

691
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:32,040
Speaker 3: I'm also already not an incredible dancer. So like I

692
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:35,880
Speaker 3: don't think I could take this hit, I have to

693
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 3: I have to say no, that's that's I don't think

694
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 3: I could.

695
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:38,799
Speaker 2: Take that hit.

696
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:41,040
Speaker 1: Like I don't think I could take that hit. Man,

697
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:44,280
Speaker 1: I respect that. I'll be honest, I'm taking that hairline

698
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:48,879
Speaker 1: as fast. I will ruin you like you could dare.

699
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:57,000
Speaker 1: I will destroy your child's bar mitsfull for a crisp

700
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 1: hair line for the rest of my life. My dad

701
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:03,800
Speaker 1: is bald, and I am terrified that it is coming

702
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:08,239
Speaker 1: for me next. And no, I'm taking Yeah, I'm taking that. Chris, So,

703
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 1: you were a cool dancer I used to be. I

704
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:14,279
Speaker 1: saw you now washed two weeks ago. You got on

705
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:17,240
Speaker 1: State Hell yeah, you were swag surfing on stag.

706
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:21,560
Speaker 3: It was impressive. You want to give out, you want

707
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 3: to give all that up. I'll give it up in

708
00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:23,640
Speaker 3: a second.

709
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:28,799
Speaker 1: I have my heyday. I shined that star shine bright

710
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:31,560
Speaker 1: and sometimes they got a they got a dim all.

711
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:35,600
Speaker 3: Right, I mean, but you got shirt on her idol.

712
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:40,040
Speaker 1: Right, listen, Shamar Moore, don't dance no more. There's a

713
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:44,279
Speaker 1: lot of reasons for that. We watched him host Soul Train.

714
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 1: He did them weird pelvis, so many pumps. Y'all shamed

715
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 1: him and shame on you for it. But now the

716
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:59,719
Speaker 1: man don't dance and he's fine. He's still happy. He's

717
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:02,520
Speaker 1: still finds peace with his secret white wife.

718
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:03,480
Speaker 2: I presume.

719
00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 3: No, she's on his Instagram's. I think she's also German though,

720
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:14,839
Speaker 3: because he's a German. Anyways, thank you so much.

721
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:15,719
Speaker 2: I appreciate it.

722
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:18,400
Speaker 1: I bet that was.

723
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:21,160
Speaker 3: Gonna be I bet that was gonna be a much

724
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:24,600
Speaker 3: harder question. I don't know we asked her, right, brother,

725
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:26,640
Speaker 3: you don't have any hair on your head right now.

726
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:31,680
Speaker 3: You wouldn't do it either. You wouldn't the Harlem shake.

727
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:33,640
Speaker 3: You're saying it's not worth it for you.

728
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:36,359
Speaker 2: Damn Yeah.

729
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:38,279
Speaker 1: I was about to say, it's hard to ask a

730
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:41,200
Speaker 1: ball guy because you've you've made peace. I assume with

731
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 1: where you're at in a way that that this brother

732
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:50,439
Speaker 1: right here, he's still holding on to something. You come man, Yeah,

733
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:52,279
Speaker 1: you're like, no, you know, and you look good. You

734
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:55,799
Speaker 1: you ain't dripping, You're fine. But I'm saying, like, there

735
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:59,840
Speaker 1: there's nothing. You can't give it up yet. Whereas he

736
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,920
Speaker 1: he's already he's fine. You're a pace damn.

737
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:06,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, where are you at? Just so I'm curious.

738
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:16,359
Speaker 1: So you're team hairline right, Look, she's speaking for him. Yeah,

739
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:17,320
Speaker 1: he's team hairline.

740
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:18,080
Speaker 9: Yeah.

741
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:25,080
Speaker 1: Now he wants his hairline. He told me, he told

742
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:26,719
Speaker 1: me privately he gonna take their.

743
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:38,000
Speaker 2: Divorce team hairline. Yeah.

744
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:41,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, my baby said, we team hairline. So so we

745
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:42,320
Speaker 1: team hairline.

746
00:44:45,239 --> 00:44:46,960
Speaker 2: Oh man, should we do.

747
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:48,280
Speaker 1: Our next topic?

748
00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:49,840
Speaker 2: Yeah? We have one more conspiracy.

749
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:52,759
Speaker 1: We have one more conspiracy. This is actually one that

750
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:56,560
Speaker 1: we I covered years ago on one of the many episodes,

751
00:44:56,719 --> 00:44:59,239
Speaker 1: but we've never gotten to talk about it together. And

752
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:01,920
Speaker 1: and and it got presented. I think we both got

753
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 1: excited about dipping back in to the joys of this.

754
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:07,960
Speaker 2: But my mama told me.

755
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:17,080
Speaker 1: Sammy Davis Junior's glass eye is a piece of Israeli spyware.

756
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:23,920
Speaker 1: I'm already hearing some people believe it. Some people are

757
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:24,360
Speaker 1: bought in.

758
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:28,520
Speaker 3: I started last time. Do you want to kick this off?

759
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:35,000
Speaker 3: This is in no way a reflection on my views

760
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 3: of the state of Israel. I think that Sammy Davis

761
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:46,600
Speaker 3: Junior could easily be bought. So yeah, I kind of

762
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:46,960
Speaker 3: believe this.

763
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:47,480
Speaker 1: WOA.

764
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:52,479
Speaker 3: I think he would do a lot for a check fact,

765
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:56,760
Speaker 3: Sammy Davis, and I think he was very questionable morally.

766
00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:58,400
Speaker 2: Did you ever hear Eddie.

767
00:45:58,239 --> 00:46:00,359
Speaker 3: Murphy talk about him Sammy worship devil?

768
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:00,719
Speaker 2: Yeah?

769
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:04,520
Speaker 1: No, I assume this might be common knowledge, but for

770
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 1: those of you that don't know, there's a fair amount

771
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 1: of evidence that Sammy Davis Junior was a devil worshiper.

772
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 1: And I don't mean that in a silly way.

773
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:15,600
Speaker 2: No, Like he he eyes on it for like in

774
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:17,480
Speaker 2: the way that your grandma warns you about it.

775
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:24,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, that like he shows the devil he was presented

776
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 1: with with light and dark, and he was like, I'm

777
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:38,880
Speaker 1: going that way. Yeah, I'm following Dean Martin. Yeah, listen,

778
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:41,840
Speaker 1: I just I do get to Sammy Davis Junior. I

779
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 1: never trusted him. And it's not because his face is

780
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 1: like that. It's just because I don't trust him. He

781
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:50,279
Speaker 1: just it's not the it's not even the rat pack

782
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:53,200
Speaker 1: of it all. It's just he seems like a he

783
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 1: seems like a guy who would do that for money.

784
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:55,440
Speaker 2: I don't know.

785
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:58,200
Speaker 3: He loves show business. I just don't trust him. And

786
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:00,480
Speaker 3: like the timing could lie.

787
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:04,080
Speaker 1: I love that there's just one lone voice in the

788
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:05,480
Speaker 1: back saying Sambo.

789
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:11,360
Speaker 2: He's a Sambo, sir. I need you to come to

790
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:12,680
Speaker 2: the rest of the shows on this tour.

791
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 1: That's gotta be a drop from now on. We don't

792
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 1: press the button. We just point into the darkness. Sambo.

793
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 2: We'll have a living.

794
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:33,120
Speaker 1: We'll give you one free drink ticket to say Sambo

795
00:47:33,239 --> 00:47:39,799
Speaker 1: at every show. Fly yourself out. This podcast isn't successful enough.

796
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:44,640
Speaker 3: But yeah, I just and this is a gut thing,

797
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:47,480
Speaker 3: is I have nothing to back this up. My gut

798
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:48,840
Speaker 3: tells me yeah, he would have done it.

799
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 1: So so let's put this in a little bit of

800
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:53,520
Speaker 1: context for those of you that are less familiar with

801
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:54,600
Speaker 1: Sammy Davis Junior.

802
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 2: He obviously is a very yeah stop it.

803
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 1: He he's a very successful entertainer from the earlier parts

804
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:08,880
Speaker 1: of the nineties, I guess mid parts of the nineteen hundreds.

805
00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:12,279
Speaker 5: He he's old.

806
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:16,560
Speaker 1: The motherfucker was old. He lost his eye in a

807
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:20,440
Speaker 1: car crash. He was in a pretty terrible car crash

808
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 1: that ended up making him lose his eye, and from

809
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:25,759
Speaker 1: that point he had to have a glass eye from

810
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:28,680
Speaker 1: the from that point forward, I think part of the

811
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:32,759
Speaker 1: reason that Israeli spyware comes up is because after the

812
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 1: car crash, he does convert to Judaism, right, he does

813
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:39,920
Speaker 1: make a and he does point to the car crash

814
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:43,320
Speaker 1: specifically in this near death experience as one of the

815
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:47,400
Speaker 1: things that led him to this conversion to Judaism. And

816
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:49,680
Speaker 1: so I think a lot of people in hearing that

817
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:54,640
Speaker 1: this random ass tap dancer got in a car crash,

818
00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:03,040
Speaker 1: and I meant that in multiple ways, it converts to

819
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:09,840
Speaker 1: Judaism and then suddenly sees a giant lift in his career,

820
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:13,480
Speaker 1: suddenly becomes a lot more successful. There becomes this weird

821
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:17,840
Speaker 1: conflation of people being like he created a type of

822
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:21,799
Speaker 1: power in his connecting to the Israeli government, thus making

823
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:25,880
Speaker 1: him this super successful glass eyed spy.

824
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:30,880
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, you know what I mean.

825
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:33,200
Speaker 2: Because also I never thought he was that talented.

826
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:39,480
Speaker 3: Can really didn't have a beautiful voice, no, but I

827
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 3: particularly handsome and funny.

828
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:44,440
Speaker 1: I think there was a period in like the there

829
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:46,279
Speaker 1: was a period in this country where you didn't have

830
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:47,240
Speaker 1: to have a good voice.

831
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:49,280
Speaker 2: You just had to have a distinct voice.

832
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:59,360
Speaker 1: Is his voice distincts? I don't know no other niggas?

833
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:04,359
Speaker 1: That's thing like that, you know what I mean?

834
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:10,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just him. Yeah, yeah, ras beato thing like that.

835
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:15,440
Speaker 2: He's saying regular. So wait, where are you? Where are

836
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:15,960
Speaker 2: you on this?

837
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:20,200
Speaker 1: I think I think that certainly, I do believe that

838
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:22,840
Speaker 1: Sammy Davis Junior would do a lot of things for money,

839
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:24,840
Speaker 1: and I think that he would do a lot of

840
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:28,680
Speaker 1: fucked up things for a group of people that was

841
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 1: not his own community. That said, I do not believe

842
00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:37,160
Speaker 1: that he necessarily put a piece of Israeli spywear into

843
00:50:37,239 --> 00:50:39,600
Speaker 1: his head. I do think that some of that is

844
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:43,759
Speaker 1: cooked into some like weird anti Semitic shit. Where they

845
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:48,759
Speaker 1: are they are conflating power with Jewish trickery, and I

846
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:51,359
Speaker 1: think that they're you know, they're like, ah, he likes

847
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:55,840
Speaker 1: the Jews too much. He probably is doing something secretively.

848
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:57,560
Speaker 2: Evil for the Jewish community.

849
00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:07,480
Speaker 3: You say things that I don't want to respond to sometimes, No,

850
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:10,320
Speaker 3: you think I don't think Sammy Davis Junior was a

851
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:10,839
Speaker 3: dumb man.

852
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:14,440
Speaker 1: I don't want to make that suggestion. Yeah, maybe, but

853
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:16,520
Speaker 1: I think he was a pretty bright man. I think

854
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:18,239
Speaker 1: he was pretty aware of all the things that he

855
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:20,719
Speaker 1: was doing. And I also don't trust that there was

856
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:23,879
Speaker 1: real technology that we wouldn't have seen some beat boot

857
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:25,239
Speaker 1: beat boots in his eye.

858
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:27,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, he would have looked like a six million dollar

859
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:30,080
Speaker 3: man in the nineteen sixties.

860
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:32,480
Speaker 1: That I would have been humongous.

861
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:37,400
Speaker 2: Would have been the biggest fucking eye they had antenna

862
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:38,000
Speaker 2: come out to me.

863
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:42,200
Speaker 1: It would have made those those boot up sounds that

864
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:50,240
Speaker 1: your motim used to make, Like to get off the computer, Frank,

865
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:54,120
Speaker 1: hang up the phone. I'm trying to spy on Martin

866
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:54,799
Speaker 1: Luther King.

867
00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:01,200
Speaker 2: But this is not your shame, man.

868
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:09,920
Speaker 1: It's like this motherfucker wrote his own script. We rehearse this,

869
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:17,000
Speaker 1: wait till you see his quid pros. Okay, us just white,

870
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:19,200
Speaker 1: but you get to all the tech taps you've ever

871
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:19,719
Speaker 1: dreamed of.

872
00:52:21,719 --> 00:52:23,880
Speaker 3: I will say, on a serious note, this whole thing

873
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:26,440
Speaker 3: does speak to like I tend to believe that like

874
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 3: anti Semitism is so rampant, just like not just in

875
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:34,120
Speaker 3: the conspiracy community, but just in general. Like it's like

876
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:36,279
Speaker 3: they're just like a group of people that people put

877
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:39,799
Speaker 3: a lot of shit on the rise of totalitarianism by

878
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:40,239
Speaker 3: Hannah L.

879
00:52:40,239 --> 00:52:47,239
Speaker 2: Rent. Anybody just think a read books. I do that,

880
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:47,680
Speaker 2: I tend.

881
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:49,320
Speaker 3: I tend to go with that where it's like, but

882
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:53,400
Speaker 3: it is also like a latent life religious turn in general.

883
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:54,279
Speaker 2: I'm always it's a.

884
00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:56,879
Speaker 1: Little unnerving to see somebody make that kind of turn,

885
00:52:56,920 --> 00:53:00,800
Speaker 1: and especially the shift from Judaism to e Al worshiping

886
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:06,040
Speaker 1: feels really fucking complicated in a way that almost feels

887
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:09,880
Speaker 1: like Sammy was antisemitic, do you know.

888
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:10,200
Speaker 2: What I mean?

889
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:12,520
Speaker 1: It feels like he didn't even know what he was doing,

890
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:16,080
Speaker 1: so he's just being fucking evil. It was a business decision,

891
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:19,839
Speaker 1: and then he he's like, these motherfuckers didn't pay out.

892
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:24,800
Speaker 1: I do to your point, I do think that that,

893
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:29,239
Speaker 1: you know, black people. Obviously this is a black focused podcast,

894
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:31,759
Speaker 1: but I do think we would be we would be

895
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:37,160
Speaker 1: silly to not acknowledge how much of conspiracy theory in general,

896
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:40,480
Speaker 1: even our black conspiracy theories have a little bit of

897
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:44,880
Speaker 1: anti Semitism cooked into them, much like it is wild

898
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:49,279
Speaker 1: how much people really don't like Jews. And I don't

899
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:52,000
Speaker 1: know what to do about it, but we should acknowledge it,

900
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:53,719
Speaker 1: and hey, keep having fun.

901
00:53:58,719 --> 00:54:02,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, keep having fun. I like that, Yeah, geez,

902
00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:06,560
Speaker 3: she hates it. Yeah, she's like, this ain't fun for

903
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:08,879
Speaker 3: me no more. She's gonna go tell the Jewish people.

904
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:11,680
Speaker 1: Hey, they talking about you.

905
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:14,719
Speaker 2: Downstairs at the little room.

906
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:17,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, not the big one. You gotta go around back

907
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:22,080
Speaker 1: in an alley. They got drinks on schools, they got drinks.

908
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:25,520
Speaker 1: No air conditioning, but it's it's pretty hot in there.

909
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:30,080
Speaker 1: But you'll see them, one of them sweaty, not the

910
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:31,000
Speaker 1: one you would expect.

911
00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:35,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is crazy. I brought this down.

912
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:38,880
Speaker 1: Yeah no, you you got your Bruce Bruce style and

913
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:41,400
Speaker 1: I'm fucking dying up here.

914
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:42,279
Speaker 2: Yeah you have it.

915
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:55,360
Speaker 1: No, it's okay, all right. Fuck, I remember seeing you

916
00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:56,200
Speaker 1: sweaty before.

917
00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:57,000
Speaker 2: It's a good time.

918
00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:59,640
Speaker 1: I'm a you know what's crazy. I'm a really sweaty

919
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:03,759
Speaker 1: person and I'm right insane me too, But they would

920
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:08,080
Speaker 1: have thought that I fucking if I take a long walk,

921
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:12,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be sweaty as ship a man. Anyway, we're gonna,

922
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:15,560
Speaker 1: oh this is exciting. For for our final segment of

923
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:18,480
Speaker 1: the evening, we want to open it up to you, guys.

924
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:29,359
Speaker 1: We wanted to accept you motherfucking chill out. We want

925
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:31,160
Speaker 1: to open it up to the audience. We want to

926
00:55:31,239 --> 00:55:39,120
Speaker 1: take any any questions, suggestions. You would love no slurs, Yeah,

927
00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:41,319
Speaker 1: we we would love to hear from Yeah, please come

928
00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:42,239
Speaker 1: to the microphone.

929
00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:43,759
Speaker 2: You don't have to line up and ship.

930
00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:45,160
Speaker 1: Just raise your hand. We'll call on you.

931
00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:46,960
Speaker 2: We'll try to get to everybody that we can.

932
00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:47,440
Speaker 1: Please.

933
00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:49,719
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you.

934
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:54,000
Speaker 9: As of today, YouTube channel has one point seventy five

935
00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:58,839
Speaker 9: thousand subscribers. So there's supposed to be a nun check

936
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:06,480
Speaker 9: demonstration one thousand subscribers, and I was going to bring

937
00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:09,080
Speaker 9: some and then I was like, they're not gonna let

938
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:11,680
Speaker 9: me in with nunchucks. I talked to the guys in front.

939
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:13,879
Speaker 9: They were like, no, we would be a good story,

940
00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:17,480
Speaker 9: but no. So you also a nunchuck demonstration and a

941
00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:19,839
Speaker 9: two hundred and fifty more people harmonica.

942
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:21,560
Speaker 1: Yeah fuck yeah.

943
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:25,560
Speaker 3: So my question is when mostly didn't think we were

944
00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:29,239
Speaker 3: gonna get there, I was like, everybody listens to the

945
00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:30,240
Speaker 3: fucking podcast.

946
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:33,600
Speaker 2: You could do an air nunchucks like you could do

947
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:34,120
Speaker 2: it in the air.

948
00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:36,280
Speaker 1: No, we need we need real nunchucks.

949
00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:38,520
Speaker 2: You need them. We know they have.

950
00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:47,200
Speaker 1: No, I'm not gonna use the microphone. This is precious equipment. Yeah,

951
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:50,960
Speaker 1: it has been dropped quite a bit. That microphone is

952
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:52,360
Speaker 1: shaped like a dildo.

953
00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:58,920
Speaker 3: It was like Shane Battier's head from my NBA fans,

954
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:01,400
Speaker 3: you remember that said.

955
00:57:01,239 --> 00:57:01,920
Speaker 5: He look crazy.

956
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:06,000
Speaker 1: That's a dude who I think he would vote to

957
00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:06,880
Speaker 1: keep his hairline.

958
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:12,399
Speaker 3: I think Shane Battier and Carlos Boozer would both sacrifice

959
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:15,399
Speaker 3: everything to get those hairlines back.

960
00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:18,640
Speaker 1: Whatever was happening at Duke during the years.

961
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:22,800
Speaker 2: But also, don't run from it. Are you ready? Are

962
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:23,840
Speaker 2: you ready for the Nunscheck?

963
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:28,120
Speaker 1: I'll be honest, I'm not ready. But but with with

964
00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:30,360
Speaker 1: only what is it? How many do we have left?

965
00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:32,040
Speaker 9: One point seventy five right now?

966
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:33,360
Speaker 2: Okay, so with.

967
00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:35,120
Speaker 1: Only twenty five left?

968
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:38,560
Speaker 2: Is that what your twenty five? Okay?

969
00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:42,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, I'm a dumb dumb with two hundred

970
00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:45,120
Speaker 1: and fifty people left, I can get myself ready. I've

971
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:47,800
Speaker 1: I've avoided it, I've put it off, but I think

972
00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:49,720
Speaker 1: I can get myself ready. Are you ready?

973
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:53,000
Speaker 2: Of course I'm not ready. You know I'm not ready. Yeah,

974
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:54,440
Speaker 2: I would have told you if I had picked.

975
00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:56,920
Speaker 1: Up a new skills if you're like a harmonica man, I.

976
00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:58,840
Speaker 3: Would Yeah, I would have put it in the group chat.

977
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:01,960
Speaker 3: I'm not ready, but I can be ready. I'm not

978
00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:04,960
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna go crazy, like I'm not gonna rip

979
00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:07,680
Speaker 3: a solo. But like Mary had a little lamb. But

980
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:09,480
Speaker 3: it's like technical, yeah, I could do that.

981
00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:10,000
Speaker 2: I can do that.

982
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:12,800
Speaker 1: I want to make this promise for you, the people

983
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:17,440
Speaker 1: of Seattle, who I'll never see again, that that two

984
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:20,160
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty people from now. If if we get

985
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:22,840
Speaker 1: those subscribers, and some of you owe a subscription, so

986
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:23,880
Speaker 1: get on it.

987
00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:25,000
Speaker 2: If this is what you want.

988
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:29,520
Speaker 1: But but I will, I will hold myself accountable, and

989
00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:32,440
Speaker 1: I will hold my dear friend David Borie accountable so

990
00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:35,960
Speaker 1: that we do a joint demonstration at some point on

991
00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:36,640
Speaker 1: this tour.

992
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:41,320
Speaker 2: If it is in fact decided it's gonna be the

993
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:44,600
Speaker 2: worst concert ever. I accept that.

994
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,400
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, thank you.

995
00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:51,800
Speaker 2: I really thought people were gonna forget about that.

996
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:55,440
Speaker 1: I did too. I was really pushing. It's just this

997
00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:59,520
Speaker 1: one motherfucker man. Yeah, I don't even think any of

998
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:00,720
Speaker 1: these worker's care.

999
00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:04,480
Speaker 2: But he all he was like, actually, you.

1000
00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:11,600
Speaker 1: I noticed I've been tracking the numbers. Oh, we we

1001
00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:15,520
Speaker 1: have a very Oh he's eager down. He was like,

1002
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:17,000
Speaker 1: I'm not even going to finish your rift.

1003
00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:25,000
Speaker 10: Go ahead, I spent much of my life as a

1004
00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:30,360
Speaker 10: token white Okay, I'm very familiar with the various theories

1005
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:35,240
Speaker 10: about white people, most of them true, like how we smell.

1006
00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:35,600
Speaker 2: When we get wet.

1007
00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:38,960
Speaker 1: I appreciated that that came up.

1008
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:45,760
Speaker 2: I don't know. I can't find this clear.

1009
00:59:48,120 --> 00:59:51,080
Speaker 10: I I lean on you guys for a lot of

1010
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:55,920
Speaker 10: you know, good understanding of the scientific facts about people.

1011
00:59:56,760 --> 01:00:00,520
Speaker 2: I want to ask, which is what we're doing here? Yeah,

1012
01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:06,959
Speaker 2: this is science, But why don't white people get called?

1013
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:09,160
Speaker 2: Oh that's a.

1014
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:14,720
Speaker 1: That's a great question. I actually know a little bit.

1015
01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:16,360
Speaker 1: Do you want to go first or do you.

1016
01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:19,000
Speaker 2: Want me to know? I think if you have the science.

1017
01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:25,000
Speaker 1: Uh, the very funny Naomik Paragon, If you guys are

1018
01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:28,760
Speaker 1: at all familiar with nam Very did an episode on

1019
01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:31,640
Speaker 1: the podcast where she asked that very question. This is

1020
01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:34,120
Speaker 1: very early on in the podcast. So I don't shame

1021
01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:37,080
Speaker 1: you at all for not Jesus Christ, don't listen to

1022
01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:37,960
Speaker 1: those episodes.

1023
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:40,680
Speaker 2: They weren't good.

1024
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:43,480
Speaker 3: Good.

1025
01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:44,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, Bory was great.

1026
01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:49,080
Speaker 1: But one of the reasons it is believed is that

1027
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:55,080
Speaker 1: white people statistically have smaller pores, and because of your

1028
01:00:55,280 --> 01:01:00,480
Speaker 1: smaller pores, it is it is basically like insulate right,

1029
01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:04,040
Speaker 1: that you guys create this sort of like filter of

1030
01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:08,520
Speaker 1: the the cold that would otherwise penetrate to your bones.

1031
01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:11,400
Speaker 2: That's happening with a black people who have larger pores.

1032
01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:12,720
Speaker 2: You have smaller pores.

1033
01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:15,760
Speaker 1: It's probably some genetic shit, but that is why you

1034
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:17,920
Speaker 1: are less likely to get cold than black people.

1035
01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:27,120
Speaker 3: That's Langston's answer. I was gonna say that the I

1036
01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:33,000
Speaker 3: switch you're all descended from left or sank on you,

1037
01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:36,560
Speaker 3: but that's that could be you too, that's reasonable.

1038
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:41,160
Speaker 2: Both can be true true.

1039
01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:44,000
Speaker 1: I think we all agree white people are descendants of

1040
01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:45,080
Speaker 1: a nice witch.

1041
01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:49,320
Speaker 2: With little ass pores. There we go.

1042
01:01:50,760 --> 01:01:53,320
Speaker 1: Is that does that answer? Does that feel good?

1043
01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:54,240
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1044
01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:59,160
Speaker 1: Thank you for asking your question. Oh we we have

1045
01:01:59,240 --> 01:02:03,040
Speaker 1: an excited volunteer here. Yes, please come on down like

1046
01:02:03,160 --> 01:02:04,040
Speaker 1: the price is right.

1047
01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:06,840
Speaker 2: This isn't exciting, Fea, but.

1048
01:02:06,960 --> 01:02:10,920
Speaker 1: Make it slower than the price is right and less enthusiastic.

1049
01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:16,240
Speaker 2: She's excited. I just had to fill the quiet, you know.

1050
01:02:18,840 --> 01:02:22,760
Speaker 1: Oh good, thank you for helping think tank top bloys

1051
01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:25,720
Speaker 1: going to work. Yeah.

1052
01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:32,720
Speaker 3: So when is doctor malk I Love going to be

1053
01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:38,160
Speaker 3: a guest on the podcast ship. I know, first of all,

1054
01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:39,720
Speaker 3: you looked at me in your eyes the eyes when

1055
01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:41,040
Speaker 3: you said that, I appreciate that.

1056
01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:44,480
Speaker 2: It was very jarring. Let me ask let me say this.

1057
01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:48,480
Speaker 1: I think I think you asking that is like me

1058
01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:51,040
Speaker 1: looking at you and saying, when are your dreams gonna

1059
01:02:51,080 --> 01:02:51,520
Speaker 1: come true?

1060
01:02:53,720 --> 01:02:57,600
Speaker 2: I don't know, ma'am. It is my first of all,

1061
01:02:57,680 --> 01:03:02,640
Speaker 2: he's in jail. He's a second, he's he's a bad man.

1062
01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:07,200
Speaker 1: Let's be objective here, Doctor Malick I love, and I

1063
01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:11,200
Speaker 1: do believe he is a doctor. I don't care what

1064
01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:15,440
Speaker 1: anybody says. He is a doctor to me, Doctor Malack

1065
01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:19,080
Speaker 1: I love is a bad man. He was a bad

1066
01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:23,800
Speaker 1: boy and then no one intervened and he became a

1067
01:03:23,880 --> 01:03:27,680
Speaker 1: bad man. That said, boy, would I love to talk

1068
01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:28,040
Speaker 1: to him?

1069
01:03:28,120 --> 01:03:29,240
Speaker 2: It would be a huge git.

1070
01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:32,000
Speaker 1: It would be the It would be the best thing

1071
01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:32,840
Speaker 1: that could ever happen.

1072
01:03:33,120 --> 01:03:35,439
Speaker 2: You have a hand of some sort. You put money

1073
01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:37,080
Speaker 2: on his books or some shit. Let us know.

1074
01:03:38,080 --> 01:03:41,439
Speaker 1: Olivia, And we didn't shout out Olivia, but Olivia is here.

1075
01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:47,280
Speaker 1: This is our producer, Olivia. She does so much phenomenal

1076
01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:49,760
Speaker 1: work for this podcast. But Olivia will tell you that

1077
01:03:50,040 --> 01:03:54,400
Speaker 1: that the original dream git was was Drake's Dad.

1078
01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:56,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember that episode.

1079
01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:59,600
Speaker 1: Drake's Dad was the original dream Git, and Olivia is

1080
01:03:59,720 --> 01:04:03,400
Speaker 1: so dedicated to trying to get Drake's dad on the

1081
01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:07,439
Speaker 1: podcast that at one point she was dming with Drake's dad,

1082
01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:10,560
Speaker 1: but when Drake's dad found out that she was not

1083
01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:16,360
Speaker 1: willing to fuck him, he stopped responding.

1084
01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:19,240
Speaker 2: Certified lover boy.

1085
01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:25,520
Speaker 1: So I don't know if we're gonna get doctor Malachi Love.

1086
01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:28,280
Speaker 1: I will do a prison call. I will accept the

1087
01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:31,720
Speaker 1: collect call if it's an option. I do still dream

1088
01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:34,240
Speaker 1: of him. I dream of Drake's dad. There's a lot

1089
01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:37,080
Speaker 1: of gets that fucking Goo we've talked about.

1090
01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:40,440
Speaker 3: We could get Goo, we can get Goose Family, we

1091
01:04:40,440 --> 01:04:41,320
Speaker 3: can get doctor Malka.

1092
01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:47,240
Speaker 2: You just got what's that? JP? Whoever made that noise

1093
01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:52,840
Speaker 2: is far too familiar. They're like, they're like, yeah, it's

1094
01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:57,240
Speaker 2: the app right here. It's easy. But yeah, so we

1095
01:04:57,320 --> 01:04:57,960
Speaker 2: don't we don't know.

1096
01:04:58,840 --> 01:05:01,520
Speaker 9: Prescribers, you all need to get a prison call.

1097
01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:02,880
Speaker 2: Listen.

1098
01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:03,760
Speaker 1: We would do it.

1099
01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:05,920
Speaker 2: We would do it today in front of you, if

1100
01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:07,080
Speaker 2: we could get it to happen.

1101
01:05:07,280 --> 01:05:09,840
Speaker 1: I think I think the challenge is getting in contact

1102
01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:14,440
Speaker 1: with him and explaining that he can't do evil things

1103
01:05:14,520 --> 01:05:15,320
Speaker 1: on the podcast.

1104
01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:16,960
Speaker 2: He just got to talk.

1105
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Speaker 1: But you know, yeah, we'll ask Will Ferrell. Yeah, Will

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01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:28,840
Speaker 1: Farrell can hook that up. I think we have Let's

1107
01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:29,920
Speaker 1: do too, Let's do too.

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01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:32,000
Speaker 2: We can do more. We'll do two more.

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01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:37,120
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, we have one up up front. Yet you

1110
01:05:37,160 --> 01:05:39,280
Speaker 1: don't want the microphone your project? Go ahead?

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01:05:40,440 --> 01:05:40,720
Speaker 2: All right?

1112
01:05:40,920 --> 01:05:49,760
Speaker 1: So I'll be honest. I I've been drinking Seltzer this

1113
01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:53,880
Speaker 1: whole time. I'm not even drinking, so hell yeah, I'll

1114
01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:55,280
Speaker 1: take one if you're going that way.

1115
01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:05,240
Speaker 3: Oh you don't think I drink. I don't have kids, dog,

1116
01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:11,520
Speaker 3: I'm loose. Yeah, I'll take a drink.

1117
01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:16,160
Speaker 1: Was that your questions? Okay? Thank god, because we only

1118
01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:18,840
Speaker 1: had two more and if we wasted it on you

1119
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:20,520
Speaker 1: doing weight service.

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01:06:24,120 --> 01:06:33,880
Speaker 2: Anyway. So question is on the other from somewhere else?

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01:06:35,040 --> 01:06:46,080
Speaker 2: If not why whoa I love the middle school?

1122
01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:46,520
Speaker 3: If not?

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01:06:48,040 --> 01:06:48,240
Speaker 2: Why?

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01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:54,200
Speaker 1: But if yes, why I don't love how much you're

1125
01:06:54,240 --> 01:06:54,880
Speaker 1: thinking about that.

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01:06:56,560 --> 01:06:59,120
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to articulate it felt it felt like

1127
01:06:59,160 --> 01:07:02,960
Speaker 3: an easy answer for the NFL, very complex for you.

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01:07:04,520 --> 01:07:08,160
Speaker 2: What No, I don't.

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01:07:08,480 --> 01:07:11,960
Speaker 3: What I'm saying is and this is a compliment to you,

1130
01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:16,920
Speaker 3: a testament to you. I think that Langston is brilliant

1131
01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:21,000
Speaker 3: and that his understanding of humanity is greater than somebody

1132
01:07:21,040 --> 01:07:21,920
Speaker 3: who just got here.

1133
01:07:22,360 --> 01:07:24,960
Speaker 2: So no, I don't think he's an alien. And that's

1134
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:26,160
Speaker 2: why I was thinking about it.

1135
01:07:27,360 --> 01:07:27,640
Speaker 1: Damn.

1136
01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:33,000
Speaker 3: So if you if it was anything, he would be

1137
01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:36,160
Speaker 3: a demon because he because he wants.

1138
01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:36,800
Speaker 2: To be a bad guy.

1139
01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:38,360
Speaker 1: That's want to be a bad guy.

1140
01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:40,680
Speaker 2: That's that's and that's because I like you, I know

1141
01:07:40,840 --> 01:07:41,600
Speaker 2: him what he thinks.

1142
01:07:41,680 --> 01:07:44,800
Speaker 1: That was a good answer, and really just it warmed

1143
01:07:44,920 --> 01:07:46,440
Speaker 1: my heart. I was just gonna be like, no, this

1144
01:07:46,560 --> 01:07:54,960
Speaker 1: nigga cool. But I do I I don't believe that

1145
01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:57,320
Speaker 1: David is a a alien. I think that he is

1146
01:07:57,400 --> 01:08:00,840
Speaker 1: a hilarious person and sometimes he makes me laugh in

1147
01:08:00,880 --> 01:08:03,040
Speaker 1: a way that freaks me the fuck out. But I

1148
01:08:03,120 --> 01:08:05,680
Speaker 1: don't I don't believe that he's the alien. I think

1149
01:08:06,120 --> 01:08:10,880
Speaker 1: that the aliens amongst us are not They're they're not chill,

1150
01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:13,680
Speaker 1: yeah you know what I mean. Like, they're not they're

1151
01:08:13,720 --> 01:08:16,600
Speaker 1: not being fucking evil the way that we've imagined. Like

1152
01:08:16,720 --> 01:08:19,519
Speaker 1: I don't actually know that. I believe that the aliens

1153
01:08:19,560 --> 01:08:22,479
Speaker 1: are like running the government and doing like there's not

1154
01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:26,160
Speaker 1: lizard people underneath their heads and shit. I think the

1155
01:08:26,240 --> 01:08:29,200
Speaker 1: aliens amongst us are like those people who like make

1156
01:08:29,320 --> 01:08:32,000
Speaker 1: small talk with you in line at the grocery store,

1157
01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:34,559
Speaker 1: and you're like, bro, what the fuck are you talking

1158
01:08:34,600 --> 01:08:37,000
Speaker 1: to me for? You're buying?

1159
01:08:37,080 --> 01:08:39,280
Speaker 2: Why are you buying cat food and talking to me?

1160
01:08:40,240 --> 01:08:42,920
Speaker 2: That's fucking weird. Why are you only buying cat food

1161
01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:45,719
Speaker 2: and popsicles? Yeah? How does your household?

1162
01:08:45,800 --> 01:08:45,840
Speaker 5: What?

1163
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,439
Speaker 2: You fucking Martian? What is wrong with you?

1164
01:08:49,479 --> 01:08:50,240
Speaker 5: I don't.

1165
01:08:50,360 --> 01:08:52,599
Speaker 1: I don't think they're like in charge. I think they're

1166
01:08:52,720 --> 01:08:56,560
Speaker 1: just like wandering and doing odd ball shit. But this

1167
01:08:56,720 --> 01:08:57,280
Speaker 1: nigga cool?

1168
01:09:03,479 --> 01:09:04,160
Speaker 2: And then we got one.

1169
01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:07,000
Speaker 1: We have one more, so make it a goddamn good one.

1170
01:09:07,080 --> 01:09:08,920
Speaker 1: Don't you raise your hand if you're gonna ask some

1171
01:09:09,080 --> 01:09:09,800
Speaker 1: stupid ship?

1172
01:09:10,560 --> 01:09:10,880
Speaker 2: Okay?

1173
01:09:11,320 --> 01:09:14,600
Speaker 1: Oh wait, no, okay, I'm not gonna stop you. But this,

1174
01:09:14,880 --> 01:09:17,200
Speaker 1: this person in the back did have their hand up

1175
01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:21,120
Speaker 1: a lot and and unfortunately got usurped a few times.

1176
01:09:21,240 --> 01:09:23,479
Speaker 1: Is that okay, we're gonna we're gonna go here, But

1177
01:09:23,800 --> 01:09:30,760
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you throw in your question too, brother, Please, what.

1178
01:09:30,840 --> 01:09:35,320
Speaker 2: If it was just like my dad, David, did you

1179
01:09:35,439 --> 01:09:35,800
Speaker 2: miss me.

1180
01:09:39,960 --> 01:09:40,920
Speaker 1: To shoot without him?

1181
01:09:42,280 --> 01:09:46,080
Speaker 2: And I just kind of like SI, I'm like, that

1182
01:09:46,240 --> 01:09:48,720
Speaker 2: wasn't as funny as it wasn't. No, I loved it

1183
01:09:49,320 --> 01:09:49,840
Speaker 2: they're wrong.

1184
01:09:50,080 --> 01:09:53,240
Speaker 1: They're wrong, They're fucking wrong. You nailed it.

1185
01:09:53,920 --> 01:09:55,400
Speaker 2: We all grew up on the fresh person.

1186
01:09:56,120 --> 01:09:58,600
Speaker 3: It's also because he's wearing the backwards hat like the

1187
01:09:58,680 --> 01:09:59,479
Speaker 3: daddy that left.

1188
01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:06,599
Speaker 2: You Remember when he walked out, he had to backwards

1189
01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:06,880
Speaker 2: that on.

1190
01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:10,120
Speaker 5: You were like me with him.

1191
01:10:11,320 --> 01:10:13,880
Speaker 2: I can't do this. I gotta get to Pittsburgh.

1192
01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:23,400
Speaker 1: Alrighty do you believe the Belgian waffles were created to

1193
01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:26,799
Speaker 1: cover up the atrocities in your home country?

1194
01:10:27,960 --> 01:10:28,880
Speaker 2: Who's home country?

1195
01:10:29,479 --> 01:10:46,280
Speaker 3: My home country, the Congo. I was so shook for

1196
01:10:46,360 --> 01:10:49,160
Speaker 3: a second. I was like, did I miss some whole ship?

1197
01:10:53,560 --> 01:10:58,559
Speaker 3: But yes, yes, I do believe that.

1198
01:11:00,040 --> 01:11:02,720
Speaker 1: There's no reason for those waffles to be that delicious.

1199
01:11:03,920 --> 01:11:08,680
Speaker 1: The Belgian people haven't produced anything else yummy. Name it,

1200
01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:12,120
Speaker 1: name it if you disagree, name it. What other yummy

1201
01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:16,240
Speaker 1: Belgian thing is there? It's just beer and waffles. That's it.

1202
01:11:18,240 --> 01:11:21,920
Speaker 2: Huh, Chocolate, it's fine.

1203
01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:25,120
Speaker 1: It ain't no different than a Hershey's.

1204
01:11:25,880 --> 01:11:27,040
Speaker 5: You know it, and I know it.

1205
01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:29,479
Speaker 1: They're gonna they're gonna try to convince you with some

1206
01:11:29,680 --> 01:11:32,799
Speaker 1: elevated chocolate. No French fries.

1207
01:11:33,760 --> 01:11:34,519
Speaker 2: That's French.

1208
01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:37,560
Speaker 5: We all know it.

1209
01:11:37,640 --> 01:11:45,960
Speaker 1: It's in the title. Then why French fries. Oh well

1210
01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:47,400
Speaker 1: that's a good point.

1211
01:11:47,479 --> 01:11:49,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know how you know how to get us in?

1212
01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:53,160
Speaker 2: All right, that's a good question.

1213
01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:56,599
Speaker 1: Thank you, Yeah, thank you. The last one. Yea, let's

1214
01:11:56,680 --> 01:11:58,680
Speaker 1: let's let's have our last one. I don't want to

1215
01:11:58,720 --> 01:12:01,160
Speaker 1: cut you off, so please or yell it or what however?

1216
01:12:02,040 --> 01:12:04,800
Speaker 2: Oh shit like all that you.

1217
01:12:06,600 --> 01:12:14,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, hmm. The best advice that my mom ever told me.

1218
01:12:14,640 --> 01:12:17,519
Speaker 3: My mom always told me it's not even like life advice,

1219
01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:19,080
Speaker 3: but she was just like, no matter how all this

1220
01:12:19,120 --> 01:12:21,840
Speaker 3: shit works, people find each other. So it's like, if

1221
01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:24,800
Speaker 3: you find yourself surrounded by love or whatever, that was

1222
01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:26,400
Speaker 3: what you were putting out and that's what you brought.

1223
01:12:26,479 --> 01:12:29,120
Speaker 2: Like, people find each other. You find your people in

1224
01:12:29,200 --> 01:12:35,320
Speaker 2: this life. Damn. That's so positive and fucking cool. She

1225
01:12:35,400 --> 01:12:38,439
Speaker 2: also told me, if you swallow gumule dies, so I don't.

1226
01:12:39,840 --> 01:12:43,920
Speaker 3: It's complicated never And I just talked to my little

1227
01:12:43,920 --> 01:12:45,040
Speaker 3: brother and I was like, did mom tell me?

1228
01:12:45,120 --> 01:12:46,679
Speaker 2: Did mommy tell you this? And he was like, yeah,

1229
01:12:46,680 --> 01:12:47,439
Speaker 2: I thinks she. I don't know.

1230
01:12:47,520 --> 01:12:50,280
Speaker 3: I don't know why where that came from, but to

1231
01:12:50,400 --> 01:12:53,519
Speaker 3: find each other thing is real. Yeah, my mom's not.

1232
01:12:53,560 --> 01:12:58,400
Speaker 1: As uplifting of a human being nice lady, really smart,

1233
01:12:58,560 --> 01:13:01,800
Speaker 1: not a not a in spirer in that way. My

1234
01:13:01,920 --> 01:13:07,599
Speaker 1: mom told me, hey, everybody don't like you, and it's

1235
01:13:07,840 --> 01:13:10,360
Speaker 1: very good advice and it really fixed a lot of

1236
01:13:10,439 --> 01:13:11,600
Speaker 1: relationships for me.

1237
01:13:13,400 --> 01:13:15,439
Speaker 2: Some cute shit, Mike, What were you doing when she

1238
01:13:15,520 --> 01:13:15,840
Speaker 2: said that?

1239
01:13:17,040 --> 01:13:19,599
Speaker 1: You want the real story, I went to a place

1240
01:13:19,680 --> 01:13:24,679
Speaker 1: called Kidnastics. Do you remember kidnastics? Me and Mike really

1241
01:13:24,720 --> 01:13:26,680
Speaker 1: grew up together. Do you remember kidnastics?

1242
01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:27,479
Speaker 2: There was a.

1243
01:13:29,400 --> 01:13:33,480
Speaker 1: There was an activity center in our neighborhood called Kidnastics

1244
01:13:33,520 --> 01:13:37,519
Speaker 1: that was essentially like a giant jungle gym where parents

1245
01:13:37,600 --> 01:13:40,719
Speaker 1: would drop their kids off. This was a fucking nineties.

1246
01:13:41,160 --> 01:13:43,439
Speaker 1: This is back when you didn't have to watch your kids.

1247
01:13:45,120 --> 01:13:47,400
Speaker 1: You would drop your kids off and leave them for

1248
01:13:47,600 --> 01:13:50,880
Speaker 1: hours while we jumped in bounce houses and climbed random

1249
01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:55,600
Speaker 1: ladders and shit. And I remember going to kidnastics and

1250
01:13:55,680 --> 01:13:59,320
Speaker 1: a different kid at Kidnastics bullied us, like in a

1251
01:13:59,400 --> 01:14:02,280
Speaker 1: way that stole money from me and my friends, and

1252
01:14:02,439 --> 01:14:05,720
Speaker 1: like fucking was mean to everybody, and we were It

1253
01:14:05,880 --> 01:14:08,720
Speaker 1: was like six of us getting bullied by one weird kid.

1254
01:14:09,960 --> 01:14:12,600
Speaker 3: And I was such a quiet sort of bad that

1255
01:14:12,720 --> 01:14:16,920
Speaker 3: Nigga was musty and that's what I've been telling people.

1256
01:14:18,960 --> 01:14:22,519
Speaker 1: But I was such a quiet, sort of like shy,

1257
01:14:22,760 --> 01:14:25,479
Speaker 1: bashful kid that I didn't stand up for myself. I

1258
01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:28,040
Speaker 1: sort of let it all happen. And she was like,

1259
01:14:28,120 --> 01:14:30,600
Speaker 1: why didn't y'all beat him up? And I was like,

1260
01:14:30,720 --> 01:14:32,960
Speaker 1: but no, that's not what we're supposed to do. It

1261
01:14:33,280 --> 01:14:35,280
Speaker 1: just seems like i'd be a bad person. She's like,

1262
01:14:35,680 --> 01:14:40,519
Speaker 1: it don't matter. Everybody don't like you, and that it

1263
01:14:40,640 --> 01:14:41,120
Speaker 1: was more.

1264
01:14:41,080 --> 01:14:42,120
Speaker 2: The yelling that stuck.

1265
01:14:42,240 --> 01:14:46,759
Speaker 1: But I do think, I do think underneath the yelling

1266
01:14:47,080 --> 01:14:50,280
Speaker 1: was these words that felt very precise to the way

1267
01:14:50,320 --> 01:14:52,560
Speaker 1: that I needed to move forward. So that's that's the

1268
01:14:52,680 --> 01:14:58,559
Speaker 1: advice that explains a bunch No, hell yeah, hell yeah.

1269
01:14:58,800 --> 01:14:59,719
Speaker 2: That was good advice.

1270
01:15:00,360 --> 01:15:03,200
Speaker 1: Guys, This is this has been fucking phenomenal. Thank you

1271
01:15:03,400 --> 01:15:10,160
Speaker 1: so much for being serious. We couldn't appreciate you guys more.

1272
01:15:10,320 --> 01:15:13,439
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening, Thank you, thank you for doing

1273
01:15:13,520 --> 01:15:17,920
Speaker 1: the thing. If you're not already a subscriber, yeah, oh ship,

1274
01:15:18,120 --> 01:15:30,280
Speaker 1: well we we already started the goodbyes. We gotta get

1275
01:15:30,320 --> 01:15:39,400
Speaker 1: this brother on the road. The the most, the most

1276
01:15:39,479 --> 01:15:43,320
Speaker 1: outlandish conspiracy that that we've ever heard. Do you have

1277
01:15:43,479 --> 01:15:44,280
Speaker 1: one in your mind?

1278
01:15:44,360 --> 01:15:47,960
Speaker 2: That that. I mean, it's we hear some crazy ship.

1279
01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:48,960
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1280
01:15:49,040 --> 01:15:50,560
Speaker 3: I don't want to like, we're not gonna do it.

1281
01:15:50,720 --> 01:15:52,200
Speaker 3: We're only gonna do it for the live one. I

1282
01:15:52,280 --> 01:15:59,400
Speaker 3: think it's that Kobe Bryant thing. We can't be here

1283
01:15:59,439 --> 01:15:59,800
Speaker 3: all night.

1284
01:16:00,080 --> 01:16:00,400
Speaker 1: We can't.

1285
01:16:01,960 --> 01:16:03,160
Speaker 2: No, we got another show.

1286
01:16:03,400 --> 01:16:06,760
Speaker 1: Okay, we will tell you this. We're gonna save it

1287
01:16:06,920 --> 01:16:09,040
Speaker 1: for we have to be in La tomorrow to do

1288
01:16:09,080 --> 01:16:11,720
Speaker 1: another live show. But but you guys are here and

1289
01:16:11,840 --> 01:16:19,920
Speaker 1: that's exciting. We we we came across the conspiracy. David

1290
01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:21,080
Speaker 1: came across the conspirit.

1291
01:16:21,080 --> 01:16:25,160
Speaker 3: You want to say it, Uh, Kobe Bryant was killed

1292
01:16:25,200 --> 01:16:29,559
Speaker 3: by Big Pharma because he was in this woman said yes.

1293
01:16:29,560 --> 01:16:39,160
Speaker 2: Like it's oh, you're saying yes, it's weird, it's insane.

1294
01:16:39,439 --> 01:16:43,080
Speaker 1: There there are people who believe that Kobe Bryant was

1295
01:16:43,200 --> 01:16:47,320
Speaker 1: doing a deal in relation to a or rather was.

1296
01:16:47,400 --> 01:16:50,920
Speaker 3: Being he was suing the company who was making black

1297
01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:55,120
Speaker 3: Mamba pills. He he was suing the company. His agent

1298
01:16:55,439 --> 01:16:58,800
Speaker 3: was invested in said company who was making the black

1299
01:16:58,880 --> 01:16:59,760
Speaker 3: Mamba pills, and then.

1300
01:16:59,680 --> 01:17:02,400
Speaker 1: He was set to have a court case where he

1301
01:17:02,520 --> 01:17:07,840
Speaker 1: basically held them and the sort of like larger pharmaceutical

1302
01:17:07,920 --> 01:17:13,040
Speaker 1: companies accountable for this, this dangerous pill that was being

1303
01:17:13,240 --> 01:17:17,519
Speaker 1: sort of sent out and sold places. And then they

1304
01:17:17,880 --> 01:17:20,840
Speaker 1: they killed him in a helicopter crash to keep him

1305
01:17:20,880 --> 01:17:24,599
Speaker 1: from having this didn't end fund y'all have that note

1306
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:34,920
Speaker 1: we got we We couldn't appreciate you guys more. Thank

1307
01:17:34,960 --> 01:17:37,320
Speaker 1: you so much for being here. We'll take pictures with

1308
01:17:37,439 --> 01:17:38,600
Speaker 1: you and whatever you want to do.

1309
01:17:38,960 --> 01:17:59,360
Speaker 5: Bye bitchet

1310
01:18:01,840 --> 01:18:03,439
Speaker 4: To b