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Speaker 1: Today, I asked up by sand papering my peepee raw

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Speaker 1: using the wrong swimming shorts. My pepe.

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Speaker 2: I was like, my brain was trying to like understand

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Speaker 2: what those words mean. No, I get it is terrible.

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Speaker 2: Yeahs bro who invented the mession and in swim pants?

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Speaker 1: We need?

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Speaker 2: What is it for?

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Speaker 1: No? I have no idea.

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Speaker 2: Just put in like a like a like a spandex.

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Speaker 1: Bro, it's it's it looks like a cheese grater, like

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Speaker 1: a cheese grater. Bro, it goes.

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Speaker 2: We need to cancel it.

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Speaker 1: This happened yesterday. My wife and I are on an

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Speaker 1: anniversary vacation in Maui and we took a snorkeling trip

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Speaker 1: on day one. I'm not a fan of swim shorts

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Speaker 1: with supportive mession side, but my wife bought them for

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Speaker 1: me and they look nice, so I wore them. We

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Speaker 1: took a tour in a rigid whole inflatable boat out

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Speaker 1: to another island and spent the morning snorkeling. Myself and

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Speaker 1: some other people on the trip ended up riding on

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Speaker 1: the side of the boat bounce on the inflatable tube

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Speaker 1: as the boat as the boat bounced on the waves.

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Speaker 2: It's kind of fun.

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Speaker 1: At some point on the ride back to Maui, my

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Speaker 1: penis started burning. No, it wasn't gonorrhea, but it was

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Speaker 1: like a really really burning. The burning and stinging kept

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Speaker 1: getting worse, but there was no way to check on

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Speaker 1: the situation since there was nowhere private of the boat,

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Speaker 1: so I just endured the pain while wondering if I

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Speaker 1: somehow got a jellyfish stuck in my short. Oh god.

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Speaker 1: Once we docked in Maui, I ran to a honeybucket

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Speaker 1: to find out what the heck was going on with

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Speaker 1: my dingadong. To my horror, I discovered that salt crystals

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Speaker 1: have been left behind on the mesh after my shorts dried.

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Speaker 1: All the bouncing up and down on the side of

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Speaker 1: the boat had effectively sand papered little Tony raw while

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Speaker 1: rubbing salt into my wounds. At the same time, my

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Speaker 1: waning is now covered in painful off spots and scabs.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, that ouch.

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Speaker 1: Oh I feel it, dude, I feel that dude. Chaping

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Speaker 1: is real. If you ever ran in wet like pants

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Speaker 1: ouch so rough.