1 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:07,560 Speaker 1: All right, So Steve, here's a here's the funny stories. Uh. 2 00:00:07,720 --> 00:00:10,280 Speaker 1: A guy on Facebook said that he heard someone call 3 00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:13,720 Speaker 1: an old car a jaloppe, and he said he knew 4 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:17,400 Speaker 1: right away that that guy was old. So I gotta 5 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:19,720 Speaker 1: ask you. I got to ask Tommy and Jr. What 6 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:23,440 Speaker 1: are some of your favorite old person words or phrases? 7 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:25,840 Speaker 1: Things you've been hearing all your lives? You know that 8 00:00:26,079 --> 00:00:32,560 Speaker 1: old people say like jealoppy for instance, at when Steve 9 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:34,800 Speaker 1: called somebody on Drew a junkie. 10 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:35,960 Speaker 2: You know. 11 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:42,239 Speaker 1: My favorite. 12 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:46,240 Speaker 2: I love it? 13 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:50,200 Speaker 1: So you're comfortable with it, Steve. 14 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:52,879 Speaker 2: Yeah, I was talking to my brother the other day, 15 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:55,640 Speaker 2: and my brother saying, man, I can't stay in that 16 00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:58,320 Speaker 2: Jad's turkey. 17 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:01,880 Speaker 1: That's right out of. 18 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:06,000 Speaker 2: The seventies turkey, still saying that. 19 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:12,919 Speaker 1: What about you, junior? When old people say these old players, 20 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:14,720 Speaker 1: they say, boy, if I had your hand, I cut 21 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:19,280 Speaker 1: mine off. They got that from They all say it, 22 00:01:19,319 --> 00:01:22,360 Speaker 1: though your hands up, mine off. 23 00:01:22,959 --> 00:01:25,080 Speaker 2: I'll tell you another one man here, y'all want some 24 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:35,200 Speaker 2: hot water corn bread? Hot water coin bread? Yeah, that's 25 00:01:35,319 --> 00:01:36,119 Speaker 2: old as hell. 26 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:39,720 Speaker 1: Hot water? You you like? 27 00:01:39,959 --> 00:01:51,360 Speaker 2: You like red eye gravy? Y'all still doing that? Either? 28 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:56,240 Speaker 1: Your favorite old people sayings or phrases mean between me 29 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:58,000 Speaker 1: and you and the fence post. I'm gonna tell you 30 00:01:58,040 --> 00:02:04,800 Speaker 1: something between me, what what like yourself there timing the 31 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:06,440 Speaker 1: old people saying said, look at it looking at me 32 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:08,720 Speaker 1: like a new calf standing at the goat for that offense. 33 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:12,480 Speaker 1: What they're saying that what they said, look at it 34 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:13,840 Speaker 1: looking at me like a new calf looking at a 35 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:16,000 Speaker 1: new gate. I said, where can you get that from? 36 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:20,320 Speaker 1: I've never heard that one before, a new gate down 37 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:21,919 Speaker 1: in Brnham, Texas. I mean to go down there that 38 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:26,400 Speaker 1: said that, And I can just go down there from Bo. 39 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:30,680 Speaker 2: My daddy brother, my daddy brother, uncle Lewis. 40 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:31,120 Speaker 1: Uh. 41 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:33,120 Speaker 2: You know, I've been the hell in jail. They both 42 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:36,520 Speaker 2: the same. I put the orange jumping, I didn't put 43 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:38,440 Speaker 2: the orange jump in the flip flop on what. 44 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:43,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, you been in the hell ain't jail. 45 00:02:44,639 --> 00:02:46,840 Speaker 2: I'm gonna change something now. I'm gonna tell you something. 46 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:52,760 Speaker 2: Don't nothing, no nothing be the hog kid. Cheese said, you're. 47 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:56,600 Speaker 1: Gonna stick with food. Hold one, you. 48 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:59,000 Speaker 2: Know, because that's oh you. You can't even say that. 49 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:04,639 Speaker 2: My children have no idea what that is? No hog head, 50 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:07,560 Speaker 2: Cheese boy, you can't beat the hog head cheese here. 51 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:09,600 Speaker 1: That's the fastest way to raise your blood pressure. 52 00:03:10,639 --> 00:03:13,000 Speaker 2: My children have never had that. My children have never 53 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:17,799 Speaker 2: had chip lins never for what hell, they've never been 54 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:22,440 Speaker 2: par Let's just start there. You go. When old people 55 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:24,160 Speaker 2: say one in the hand, beat two in the bush, 56 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,680 Speaker 2: what does that mean? That means better go with what 57 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:29,040 Speaker 2: you got. Don't gonna mess with something over there? You 58 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:33,200 Speaker 2: go with what you got? Yeah, a bird in the 59 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:37,360 Speaker 2: hand in the bush. See if you let the one 60 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:39,200 Speaker 2: in your hand, go and stick your hand in that 61 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:41,400 Speaker 2: bush and the birds fly. If you ain't gonna handle. 62 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:47,640 Speaker 1: Bird nothing, Yeah, I don't mean. 63 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:50,400 Speaker 2: And you know what we used to hear it? 64 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:55,280 Speaker 1: Mark my words, mark because I said mark my words. 65 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:58,240 Speaker 2: Mark my words means write this down, because this's been 66 00:03:58,320 --> 00:03:59,960 Speaker 2: to happen. If I can get you to use your 67 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:02,880 Speaker 2: head for molding a hat wreck, we're gonna be lord. 68 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:10,000 Speaker 1: Yeah. My mom used to say something about a chicken 69 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,320 Speaker 1: and a pot and a window to throw it out up? 70 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:15,600 Speaker 1: Have you heard that saying? Got a pot to throw 71 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:27,039 Speaker 1: at it? That's it? Chicken? He y'all. The chicken was like, 72 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:31,480 Speaker 1: what Mom? What are you saying? All right? All right? 73 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:36,320 Speaker 2: Coming up all that peddling round yes, what is peddling 74 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:41,120 Speaker 2: the same thing as you see. 75 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:43,240 Speaker 1: Come on shore, let's go. We got to go see 76 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:48,239 Speaker 1: a man by the horse. I thought it was a dog. Okay, 77 00:04:48,279 --> 00:04:50,680 Speaker 1: Coming up next, the nephew will be here with the 78 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:53,800 Speaker 1: prank phone call right after this, What did you grow up? 79 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:58,160 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.