WEBVTT - Doc Gooden's No Hitter with Jay Mohr | Mariners vs. Yankees (1996) 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:01.720 This is what I know about being a Jets fan. 0:00:02.480 --> 0:00:06.520 Nothing matters, nothing man will go wrong. You could have 0:00:06.720 --> 0:00:10.240 every first round pick and they will suck a bag 0:00:10.280 --> 0:00:14.680 of Aaron Rodgers tearing his achilles before he completes a pass. 0:00:14.800 --> 0:00:18.720 I went, Yep, it sounds like, exactly is there hope 0:00:18.760 --> 0:00:21.960 this year? There's never What are you saying? No hope? 0:00:21.960 --> 0:00:26.239 Why am I Richard Dreyfus? There's no hope? Ever? 0:00:26.520 --> 0:00:29.160 Do you understand that there's never hope for the New 0:00:29.200 --> 0:00:32.640 York Jets. I watch teams play football and they convert 0:00:32.720 --> 0:00:33.800 on like third and six. 0:00:34.040 --> 0:00:37.880 It's like I'm watching a magic trip. I go, oh wow. 0:00:38.360 --> 0:00:40.560 I'm like, I didn't know you could do that third 0:00:40.560 --> 0:00:42.560 and six and you're not gonna run a draw again? 0:00:42.840 --> 0:00:46.280 You know Jets by jetting, Oh my god, they're the worst. 0:00:46.640 --> 0:00:50.080 Welcome to Games and Names. I'm Julian Edelman. They're Jack 0:00:50.159 --> 0:00:53.240 and Kyler, and we are on a mission to find 0:00:53.280 --> 0:00:57.360 the greatest game of all time. And on today's episode, 0:00:57.400 --> 0:01:02.040 we are covering Doc Goodin's teen ninety six no hitter 0:01:02.600 --> 0:01:09.600 Mariners Versus Yankees with actor and comedian die hard Yankees 0:01:09.640 --> 0:01:15.560 fan Jaymore, and we get into talking the legendary Yankees 0:01:15.640 --> 0:01:19.120 run of the nineties. I'm so happy just reading these names. 0:01:19.319 --> 0:01:21.800 This was like some of the best times of my wife. 0:01:22.160 --> 0:01:25.840 I just love this team so much. La versus New 0:01:25.959 --> 0:01:27.280 York sports fandom. 0:01:27.319 --> 0:01:29.680 Then when I was like twenty and I moved to Manhattan, 0:01:29.720 --> 0:01:31.840 it was Nicks. And then I move out here and 0:01:31.880 --> 0:01:32.920 I'm into the Lakers. 0:01:33.160 --> 0:01:35.959 They were fun to watch this year. Man lucas a witch. 0:01:36.760 --> 0:01:39.199 What makes Tom Cruise so legendary? 0:01:39.640 --> 0:01:43.280 If Tom Cruise pumped gas in mine, not North Dakota, 0:01:43.400 --> 0:01:46.800 he would have still been become Tom Cruise. You cannot 0:01:47.760 --> 0:01:51.840 cap whatever that thing he has is, you cannot deny it. 0:01:52.000 --> 0:01:54.440 They would have found it. And we play some starting 0:01:54.480 --> 0:01:59.000 five sports movie audition with this week's Chill Zone presented 0:01:59.040 --> 0:02:02.640 by cors Light. You gotta stick around to the end. 0:02:03.160 --> 0:02:08.880 Let's go Games with Names the production of iHeartRadio. May fourteenth, 0:02:09.320 --> 0:02:15.919 nineteen ninety six, Yankee Stadium, the Bronx do yok bottom 0:02:15.960 --> 0:02:20.239 of the Nines. Two men on, one out, strikeout, pop 0:02:20.360 --> 0:02:30.960 up ball game. This is the Doctor no game. Hi, 0:02:31.080 --> 0:02:40.560 let's do something. Welcome to Games with Names. Today we 0:02:40.600 --> 0:02:45.640 are looking at Doc Gudin's no hitter Mariners versus Yankees, 0:02:46.840 --> 0:02:52.720 May fourteenth, nineteen ninety six, with Jay Moore, Welcome to nuthouse, 0:02:52.800 --> 0:02:57.239 Jay my man. In one sentence, why did you pick 0:02:57.280 --> 0:02:59.080 this game? I was there? 0:03:00.480 --> 0:03:03.040 Yes, you have to understand we had the best player 0:03:03.080 --> 0:03:05.760 in the American League, one of Don Mattingley, and we 0:03:05.840 --> 0:03:08.840 never with Buck Showalter as our manager, we always topped 0:03:08.840 --> 0:03:11.919 out like almost playoffs all we were just that ah 0:03:12.120 --> 0:03:15.360 ah couldn't get over the hump. Maddingly retires with a 0:03:15.400 --> 0:03:18.040 bad back. Joe Tory comes in and we're all like, 0:03:18.160 --> 0:03:20.480 Joe Tory, who the fuck is this guy? And then 0:03:20.520 --> 0:03:23.400 it becomes Joe Torre's Yankees. And he also brought in 0:03:23.440 --> 0:03:25.800 like Ruben c Like Doc Goodin was old. He was 0:03:25.840 --> 0:03:28.280 like almost forty, maybe he was forty during this game. 0:03:28.360 --> 0:03:31.200 And but we also had like Cecil Fielder old, Ruben 0:03:31.240 --> 0:03:34.960 Sierra old. They brought back Mike Massina old, Roger Clements old. 0:03:34.960 --> 0:03:37.520 It was like like what the Raiders always try to 0:03:37.560 --> 0:03:40.120 do in football, like no, no, you're all right, come on, you, 0:03:40.280 --> 0:03:43.640 old crazy man. But the thing with a no hitter, 0:03:44.720 --> 0:03:47.120 when you go to a football game or like a 0:03:47.160 --> 0:03:49.880 Super Bowl or a World Series, you bring all your 0:03:50.000 --> 0:03:50.640 hype with you. 0:03:51.440 --> 0:03:53.760 This was a Tuesday, which. 0:03:53.560 --> 0:03:57.200 Is I This was the day I auditioned for Picture 0:03:57.240 --> 0:04:01.120 Perfect and I checked my message is from a payphone 0:04:01.160 --> 0:04:05.600 outside the audition, and my downstairs neighbor Milton, said, hey, you. 0:04:05.520 --> 0:04:06.840 Want to come to that smelt and you want to 0:04:06.840 --> 0:04:08.280 come to the Yankee game with me tonight? 0:04:08.360 --> 0:04:12.640 I'm like, sure. First inning, Hey, he's got a no hitter. Ha, 0:04:13.360 --> 0:04:16.640 Fifth inning gets a little weird. Seventh inning, you can't breathe. 0:04:16.839 --> 0:04:22.240 Eighth and ninth inning excruciatingly stressful as a fan. And 0:04:22.279 --> 0:04:26.800 it's against Ken Griffy Junior's Mariners, Jay Bunior, Edgar Martinez, 0:04:26.800 --> 0:04:30.440 Paul Sorrento, a Rod. It was not it was every 0:04:30.560 --> 0:04:35.840 pitch you were like, it was excruciatingly terrible. 0:04:36.200 --> 0:04:38.400 All right? Is this the greatest game of all time 0:04:39.080 --> 0:04:41.040 for me? That I was at? Sure? 0:04:41.279 --> 0:04:43.599 But I've been to a bunch of Patriots Super Bowls 0:04:43.600 --> 0:04:47.360 that won against the Rams. You guys were eighteen point underdogs. 0:04:47.800 --> 0:04:49.719 You were still throwing the rock at Kent State, and 0:04:49.760 --> 0:04:51.360 then you two performed at halftime. 0:04:51.560 --> 0:04:53.040 I brought my dad. 0:04:53.040 --> 0:04:54.880 That was the first Super Bowl after nine to eleven, 0:04:55.040 --> 0:04:57.279 and they did where the streets have no name and 0:04:57.320 --> 0:05:00.200 they had silks on the sides of the state. I 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:02.520 never saw my dad cry before, and they had the 0:05:02.640 --> 0:05:05.839 names of the departed in alphabetical order going up the screens. 0:05:06.000 --> 0:05:08.159 And when the song was over, I'm getting choked up. 0:05:08.200 --> 0:05:08.320 Now. 0:05:08.400 --> 0:05:10.560 My dad looks at me and he's crying, and he 0:05:10.600 --> 0:05:12.200 goes they only got to the MS. 0:05:13.240 --> 0:05:14.600 I was like, my god, And. 0:05:14.520 --> 0:05:16.239 Then you guys got it. Then they got to play football. 0:05:16.240 --> 0:05:17.040 It seems so. 0:05:17.080 --> 0:05:20.960 Stupid, Jay, What are you up to these days? More 0:05:21.000 --> 0:05:25.280 Stories podcast? More Stories podcast? I know you got to 0:05:25.320 --> 0:05:27.159 get me on well I tried once. 0:05:27.400 --> 0:05:30.839 Well you hit me up a day after. Yeah, I'm like, 0:05:31.279 --> 0:05:33.920 I'm a jilted lover. We'll get on there. We'll get 0:05:33.960 --> 0:05:37.680 on that anyway. No doing the podcast. I'm not on 0:05:37.720 --> 0:05:39.880 the road so much anymore. That's a young man's game. 0:05:39.960 --> 0:05:40.320 The road. 0:05:40.720 --> 0:05:44.719 It is always five hour flight from home, just doing 0:05:44.800 --> 0:05:47.159 stand up and sitting in a hotel room in Albany 0:05:47.360 --> 0:05:48.760 for two days. 0:05:49.200 --> 0:05:52.480 The road. It's got to be kind of fun early 0:05:52.520 --> 0:05:56.039 on in it, oh yeah, and then it just becomes 0:05:56.040 --> 0:05:58.440 a grind. Did you get into football? 0:05:58.560 --> 0:06:02.039 Like, if we compare show business and athletics, I went 0:06:02.080 --> 0:06:05.560 in for fame so that I could get girls, yeah, 0:06:06.080 --> 0:06:08.600 and then I would also make money, and then it 0:06:08.640 --> 0:06:11.840 becomes I want money to get girls, because now I 0:06:11.880 --> 0:06:14.640 got a little like, what was what was your mo o? 0:06:14.800 --> 0:06:17.880 Going into sports? Like me, I just wanted to make 0:06:18.080 --> 0:06:22.919 team to prove to myself that I could be the 0:06:22.960 --> 0:06:24.760 guy that I wanted to be. Oh, it was really 0:06:24.800 --> 0:06:25.800 an internal thing. 0:06:25.920 --> 0:06:26.160 Yeah. 0:06:26.240 --> 0:06:30.440 I mean, of course everyone wants the money and stuff 0:06:30.520 --> 0:06:34.800 like that. But I remember when I was coming out, 0:06:35.080 --> 0:06:37.480 I got a contract to go play for the British 0:06:37.520 --> 0:06:41.360 Columbia Alliance and I was so ecstatic and it was 0:06:41.400 --> 0:06:43.520 like I was gonna get like it was an incentive 0:06:43.560 --> 0:06:46.440 based deal and it was like one hundred and eighty grand. 0:06:46.560 --> 0:06:48.599 If I started to be like two hundred, I'm sitting 0:06:48.640 --> 0:06:49.880 there like I'm gonna be rich. I don't know how 0:06:49.880 --> 0:06:52.240 I'm gonna spend all this money. But the thing is, 0:06:52.320 --> 0:06:54.960 I just wanted to play football. Like I was always 0:06:55.000 --> 0:06:58.680 against the odds with all these to the naysayers and 0:06:58.680 --> 0:07:00.640 to the people, But to me, I always felt like 0:07:00.640 --> 0:07:02.640 I could and I was always I had this chip 0:07:02.680 --> 0:07:04.680 on my shoulder where, you know, I was trying to 0:07:04.680 --> 0:07:08.120 prove people that I fucking belonged to here where I didn't. 0:07:08.320 --> 0:07:09.680 I was pretty focused. 0:07:10.040 --> 0:07:12.680 Where's that chip come from? Do you think that's got 0:07:12.680 --> 0:07:15.760 to it comes from my dad? Always you and your 0:07:15.840 --> 0:07:18.120 dad were clothes. Me and my dad are still very close. 0:07:18.200 --> 0:07:21.320 He he would challenge me. My dad challenged me a lot. 0:07:21.560 --> 0:07:24.400 So you're pleasing your dad every time. I'm pleasing my dad, 0:07:25.600 --> 0:07:29.000 and you know still I'm still doing it. Yeah, you 0:07:29.040 --> 0:07:33.120 have that relationship with your father. My dad's very apathetic, 0:07:33.760 --> 0:07:35.720 like not a lot of passion for things. 0:07:36.280 --> 0:07:38.080 So it was like and my mom. 0:07:38.120 --> 0:07:40.360 I grew up in an alcoholic house, so like it 0:07:40.400 --> 0:07:43.160 was chaos and he was gone a lot, and then 0:07:43.200 --> 0:07:47.120 my mom was raising us in alcoholism. So it was 0:07:47.560 --> 0:07:49.680 I think it was my way. Doing comedy was my 0:07:49.760 --> 0:07:52.560 way of just it's what I could control. Some people 0:07:52.600 --> 0:07:55.320 do eating or bolima or some people do drugs. At 0:07:55.320 --> 0:07:57.480 that age, it was like I can make people laugh 0:07:57.920 --> 0:07:59.880 and they're right in front of me. I can everyone's 0:08:00.520 --> 0:08:03.600 I can control this like a marionette. But I still 0:08:04.320 --> 0:08:06.120 you're always just trying to please. I think we're all 0:08:06.160 --> 0:08:07.600 just trying to please our dads at the end of 0:08:07.640 --> 0:08:10.080 the day. I mean, if you have that relationship with them. 0:08:10.200 --> 0:08:13.200 But we had opposite relationships with our dads. That's what's 0:08:13.200 --> 0:08:16.120 interesting to me. And we had the same mo Yeah, 0:08:16.360 --> 0:08:17.360 how do you mean opposite? 0:08:17.520 --> 0:08:20.040 Well, your dad and you. Your dad was raw. Rah. 0:08:20.520 --> 0:08:22.600 My dad was raw, raw, but he had he had. 0:08:22.640 --> 0:08:24.960 My dad was in a book like huh what Okay. 0:08:25.360 --> 0:08:27.640 My dad was very well, my dad didn't you know what, 0:08:27.880 --> 0:08:30.640 Like my pops didn't have a dad, So he was 0:08:30.800 --> 0:08:34.640 very He was very experimental, and he had a thought 0:08:34.720 --> 0:08:37.560 process of what he thought great dads did and he 0:08:37.640 --> 0:08:40.040 went to that, but he didn't know what that was. 0:08:40.480 --> 0:08:43.040 But he also knew when he went too far. My 0:08:43.120 --> 0:08:45.000 dad was also the lover in the family. My mom 0:08:45.080 --> 0:08:48.560 was cold. My mom's cold. She would always, you know, 0:08:48.679 --> 0:08:51.640 like you too, need to stop fighting like that. You know. 0:08:51.679 --> 0:08:54.240 My dad would sit there and like rub your feet 0:08:54.280 --> 0:08:57.880 after he whooped your ass. What's your dad's name? Frank? 0:08:58.640 --> 0:09:01.200 Think about how amazing Frank is that he had no 0:09:01.600 --> 0:09:04.720 father to learn from. So all the love you found 0:09:05.160 --> 0:09:07.680 and received and felt from your father, he had to 0:09:07.720 --> 0:09:09.880 figure out a way to create it on the fly. 0:09:10.000 --> 0:09:13.160 There was no like schematic or diorroma from one thousand percent. 0:09:13.160 --> 0:09:15.480 And that's what I explained. 0:09:15.040 --> 0:09:17.319 The kind of insight you get on the More Stories podcast. 0:09:17.400 --> 0:09:21.000 Yeah, this is good insight. Well, you know, I got 0:09:21.000 --> 0:09:23.640 to get on there so we get some more stories there. 0:09:23.640 --> 0:09:28.199 It is got the promo so young jmore went you 0:09:28.200 --> 0:09:31.800 You got into comedy because of the chaos in your household. 0:09:31.800 --> 0:09:35.319 When did you know that you were pretty good at 0:09:35.320 --> 0:09:40.160 making people laugh? Oh? Boy, it wasn't until probably six 0:09:40.280 --> 0:09:40.720 months in. 0:09:40.840 --> 0:09:43.240 I was sixteen years old and I did stand up 0:09:43.400 --> 0:09:44.679 at a plate hold on Becauesse. 0:09:44.840 --> 0:09:48.400 Is this sponsored water? It's my water, perfect hydration nine 0:09:48.440 --> 0:09:50.920 point five pH. You want to keep those alkaline levels 0:09:50.960 --> 0:09:53.800 perfectly in the right meter so you can get that 0:09:53.880 --> 0:09:58.199 recovery that will give you the perfect recovery for your. 0:09:58.400 --> 0:10:00.520 I'm J Moore and my PSC clear. 0:10:02.920 --> 0:10:04.640 And with clear P. That means you have a great 0:10:04.720 --> 0:10:08.120 hydration level. Yeah, it's implied perfect hydration level. 0:10:08.120 --> 0:10:11.520 From the second guess the man it's his water, you'll 0:10:11.520 --> 0:10:12.400 be out on your ass. 0:10:12.679 --> 0:10:14.319 Did you guys have the chart in the locker room jewels? 0:10:14.360 --> 0:10:16.800 We used to get pee tested before, Like we have 0:10:16.920 --> 0:10:21.959 to piss in to our our our dietitian and you 0:10:22.040 --> 0:10:23.800 have to check our No you go, you can't go 0:10:23.800 --> 0:10:24.880 out until you drink two bottles. 0:10:25.120 --> 0:10:26.559 I have to when I was in rehab, a guy 0:10:26.640 --> 0:10:29.200 had to watch you piss. Yeah, you're well, nothing like 0:10:29.240 --> 0:10:29.600 this one. 0:10:29.600 --> 0:10:33.559 But if it was job Yeah, if steroids, you gotta pull, 0:10:33.600 --> 0:10:36.120 you gotta pull, and you gotta pee with your butt 0:10:36.200 --> 0:10:40.319 cheeks out d out in front and he's got to watch. Yeah, 0:10:40.559 --> 0:10:44.439 what a great shock style pants down To keep the 0:10:44.480 --> 0:10:46.640 fake right, I've had to do. I had to take 0:10:46.640 --> 0:10:49.600 a ship once because I couldn't pee. I had to 0:10:49.640 --> 0:10:51.480 ship and the guy had to sit and watch me 0:10:51.520 --> 0:10:54.320 ship bare knuckle berry and I'm sitting there trying to 0:10:54.320 --> 0:10:56.560 get this pee them. It was bad. 0:10:56.960 --> 0:10:58.960 Did you ever pinch the helmet before you peed so 0:10:59.280 --> 0:11:00.000 to impress them? 0:11:00.480 --> 0:11:00.560 No? 0:11:01.760 --> 0:11:04.600 If you saw the guys that was walking around, he 0:11:04.679 --> 0:11:08.360 saw suff stuff that he was impressed by, he wasn't 0:11:08.360 --> 0:11:09.880 gonna be impressed by me. He's like, I used to 0:11:09.920 --> 0:11:13.199 work with Warren Sap. That ain't nothing. We won't go 0:11:13.280 --> 0:11:16.720 into that today. Damn. I think I did stand up. 0:11:16.720 --> 0:11:17.720 To get back to your question. 0:11:18.800 --> 0:11:21.960 I was born a comedian and when I finally saw 0:11:21.960 --> 0:11:24.920 a commercial to do an open mic for teenagers, I 0:11:24.960 --> 0:11:28.559 went it was like, Oh, That's why I'm obsessed with comedy. 0:11:28.559 --> 0:11:31.600 I'm supposed to do it. So I wrote three minutes 0:11:31.640 --> 0:11:33.480 three to five minutes of material and it went on 0:11:33.559 --> 0:11:37.760 stage and it was like, it's an exercise and presence. 0:11:37.960 --> 0:11:38.720 It's very you. 0:11:38.920 --> 0:11:41.800 All of a sudden, every sound like the ice machine, this, 0:11:42.000 --> 0:11:45.120 that person's like touching their pants or just everything is 0:11:45.200 --> 0:11:46.080 relevant all of a sudden. 0:11:46.080 --> 0:11:47.640 It's kind of like doing acid. You know, you're just 0:11:47.679 --> 0:11:48.680 like holy smokes. 0:11:49.200 --> 0:11:51.680 Everything is everything all of a sudden, and I have 0:11:51.720 --> 0:11:54.440 to keep talking. And then but when I did stand 0:11:54.480 --> 0:11:56.760 up the first time, it was a Sunday at noon, 0:11:58.160 --> 0:12:00.240 not great set up, and. 0:12:00.160 --> 0:12:01.800 Then was it a church? After church? 0:12:02.040 --> 0:12:04.360 I was it might as well have been, right. I 0:12:04.440 --> 0:12:07.360 wore my nice shoes and uh. Then this guy goes, 0:12:07.360 --> 0:12:09.240 what are you doing Wednesday night? There's an open mic 0:12:09.320 --> 0:12:12.720 in Hackensack, New Jersey, Come meet us there. And I 0:12:12.760 --> 0:12:14.920 was like, all right, So I went to the Wednesday 0:12:14.960 --> 0:12:17.120 open mic. I'm still in high school. I was like, 0:12:17.160 --> 0:12:17.600 I gotta go. 0:12:17.720 --> 0:12:17.960 First. 0:12:18.000 --> 0:12:19.640 I got school in the morning and they were like, great, 0:12:19.640 --> 0:12:21.200 don't worry about it. And then they said, what are 0:12:21.200 --> 0:12:24.040 you doing Saturday? There's an open mic in Montclair. So 0:12:24.160 --> 0:12:26.640 everywhere I went I got invited to another place. So 0:12:26.800 --> 0:12:29.480 I for the first time I found my tribe because 0:12:29.520 --> 0:12:32.240 I was I was a weird kid. I was a 0:12:32.240 --> 0:12:34.200 wise ass, and then I'm a wrestler, and that's like 0:12:34.280 --> 0:12:38.120 being that's a weird, monastic life. You're just this slne wolf. 0:12:38.160 --> 0:12:40.200 You can't really share what you're going through with anybody. Now, 0:12:40.240 --> 0:12:42.720 all of a sudden, I these people that loved what 0:12:42.800 --> 0:12:45.439 I loved, and we talked about that thing we love. 0:12:45.520 --> 0:12:48.800 I was in this like real fertile garden community. Yeah, 0:12:48.840 --> 0:12:52.040 you felt community. Yeah, I had my locker room finally, exactly. 0:12:52.480 --> 0:12:57.120 Now you you wrestled as a kid, yeah, weight class one, 0:12:57.360 --> 0:13:00.440 five one, nine thirty five one, and then I coached 0:13:00.440 --> 0:13:04.000 for a while Palisades High, Cresby High School in Beverly 0:13:04.080 --> 0:13:06.840 Hills High Oh wow, and a fight Science on Washington. 0:13:07.120 --> 0:13:10.040 Now did you were you a wrestling kid and like 0:13:10.080 --> 0:13:13.800 a theater kid or was that all in inside and 0:13:13.840 --> 0:13:16.360 then once you got into stand up you kind of 0:13:16.640 --> 0:13:18.560 started hitting your thespian. 0:13:18.320 --> 0:13:20.360 No, I wasn't a theater kid at all because it 0:13:20.400 --> 0:13:23.400 wasn't cool, and I lived in fear of not being accepted. 0:13:24.520 --> 0:13:25.080 And you know that. 0:13:25.240 --> 0:13:27.880 My whole mo was just hope everybody likes me. That's 0:13:27.880 --> 0:13:30.520 my first addiction is your approval. If you don't like me, 0:13:30.559 --> 0:13:32.520 I'm not sure how to act. So I just like 0:13:32.559 --> 0:13:36.960 what you like. So we get along Jack. Yeah, so 0:13:37.000 --> 0:13:40.040 it's kind of like Jack the same way. Yeah, going 0:13:40.040 --> 0:13:41.480 to a meeting later if you want to tag along. 0:13:41.600 --> 0:13:44.880 Hey, I'm down. My aff news wide open after this. 0:13:44.920 --> 0:13:46.600 I love how these guys get Mike's that's in prep. 0:13:47.040 --> 0:13:49.200 I gotta stare in the show. They're part of the show. 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:53.360 That's Jack and Kai, Jack and Kai little. 0:13:53.040 --> 0:13:59.720 Diddy making kids going up starting the capitol on January 0:14:00.120 --> 0:14:00.600 look at them. 0:14:00.679 --> 0:14:01.559 He went, a day early. 0:14:03.320 --> 0:14:05.680 I think that might be like, that might be our like, 0:14:06.120 --> 0:14:08.400 that's the January Adam Raid did the same job, said 0:14:08.440 --> 0:14:12.160 January sixth, he said, a day early, day early. 0:14:12.200 --> 0:14:14.640 It's pretty good. It's a little undercutting a little more. 0:14:14.840 --> 0:14:16.440 That's the kind of stuff you get on more stories. 0:14:16.480 --> 0:14:20.280 Maybe that's a little ledge, little edge. 0:14:20.640 --> 0:14:25.880 Let's go. So you're a wrestling kid in Jersey, start 0:14:25.920 --> 0:14:30.760 doing stand up sixteen, running around all these open mics. 0:14:31.960 --> 0:14:35.200 Where did your sports fandom come into in all of this. 0:14:36.240 --> 0:14:37.960 That's a great question because. 0:14:37.720 --> 0:14:40.240 In Jersey we had the York Star Ledger, and it 0:14:40.320 --> 0:14:43.480 was we had Yankee games, on Channel eleven. Phil Rizzuto, 0:14:43.560 --> 0:14:46.600 Frank Messer and Frank White were the announcers. Reggie Jackson 0:14:46.920 --> 0:14:49.480 and then after that Don Mattingly, And I don't know 0:14:49.480 --> 0:14:51.960 where it came from. I just think I loved rooting 0:14:52.000 --> 0:14:54.920 for something. I love that that thing that like we're 0:14:54.960 --> 0:14:57.960 all like talking with your buddies at school. Like remember 0:14:57.960 --> 0:15:00.000 when you're in grammar school, you don't realize there's division 0:15:00.200 --> 0:15:00.680 the football. 0:15:00.880 --> 0:15:02.760 Yeah, so we're like, oh, you know, Steelers are in 0:15:02.800 --> 0:15:03.280 first place. 0:15:03.320 --> 0:15:06.600 And I remember this kid, Gary Milosha goes, my dad 0:15:06.600 --> 0:15:09.080 says the Vikings are in first place, and we're like. 0:15:09.280 --> 0:15:14.120 Wow, you get the fucking idiot, the fucking Vikings. But 0:15:14.160 --> 0:15:17.440 they were yeah, but we didn't know from probably like 0:15:17.480 --> 0:15:20.200 eight years old too. It was exactly that, Hey, you're 0:15:20.280 --> 0:15:24.680 dropping f bombs because I think the Vikings are. Then 0:15:24.680 --> 0:15:26.560 he was Gary Viking for the rest of his life. 0:15:26.720 --> 0:15:29.680 For the rest of his life. Oh man, Nothing like 0:15:29.680 --> 0:15:32.640 when your mom dropped you off into like second grade, 0:15:32.720 --> 0:15:35.160 and as soon as you saw her drive away and 0:15:35.200 --> 0:15:38.400 you were with your boys, you're dropping fuck fuck it. 0:15:39.600 --> 0:15:41.880 Oh my god. We had a football field painted. 0:15:41.960 --> 0:15:43.600 I lived on a dead end that was flat and 0:15:43.640 --> 0:15:45.640 we had a football field painted on the street. So 0:15:45.720 --> 0:15:48.480 that was every day, and it was if I heard 0:15:48.520 --> 0:15:51.760 my son, either of my sons, speaking the way that 0:15:51.840 --> 0:15:54.560 I spoke at that age, I would have sent them 0:15:54.600 --> 0:15:55.440 to military school. 0:15:55.480 --> 0:15:58.280 That apple, don't fall too far from the tree. Exactly 0:15:58.320 --> 0:15:59.200 what you were doing, don't. 0:15:59.240 --> 0:16:01.520 My youngest go, well, you know how, you know, like 0:16:01.560 --> 0:16:03.280 when I'm at my mom's I cursed, like, I can't 0:16:03.280 --> 0:16:03.600 help it. 0:16:03.680 --> 0:16:05.720 Right, I'm like, what do you mean you can't help it? 0:16:07.640 --> 0:16:07.960 You know what? 0:16:07.960 --> 0:16:10.920 He asked me, my youngest, Like, your kids are probably smart. 0:16:11.520 --> 0:16:12.040 We'll see. 0:16:12.120 --> 0:16:16.520 I got a real smart one. It's amazing when you 0:16:16.560 --> 0:16:19.760 have kids that are complete opposites. I got one kid, 0:16:19.840 --> 0:16:21.880 my twenty two year olds at Oregon. He calls me up. 0:16:21.920 --> 0:16:24.600 He goes, I'm really struggling. I got this Uh, I 0:16:24.640 --> 0:16:27.200 got this Earth Science final. It's kicking my ass. I've 0:16:27.200 --> 0:16:29.280 been studying for six weeks and I figured it out 0:16:29.280 --> 0:16:31.680 that if I get a seventy on this final exam, 0:16:32.200 --> 0:16:34.320 it'll bring my GPA down to a ninety and I 0:16:34.320 --> 0:16:38.160 can still graduate with an A. And I went, uh, yeah, 0:16:38.320 --> 0:16:39.960 I can't get your brother to dry his feet when 0:16:39.960 --> 0:16:43.360 he comes out of the shower, like so I think 0:16:43.400 --> 0:16:44.280 you're the smart one. 0:16:44.360 --> 0:16:45.880 I realized. Yeah, you know. 0:16:45.960 --> 0:16:48.840 My youngest ask me the other day it is Jackson Jewish. 0:16:48.960 --> 0:16:52.760 I go, your brother, He goes, yeah. I go, how 0:16:52.760 --> 0:16:54.640 could he be Jewish if you're not Jewish? He goes, 0:16:54.680 --> 0:16:57.400 I don't know how this stuff works. He goes in 0:16:57.480 --> 0:17:00.960 his bedroom and slams the fucking door so hard that 0:17:01.040 --> 0:17:02.120 I'm in my kitchen. 0:17:01.880 --> 0:17:03.840 Going, maybe his brother is Jewish. 0:17:04.720 --> 0:17:07.720 It was the nineties. It was a different time, like 0:17:07.800 --> 0:17:10.880 he shook me. Yeah, I got a little girl and 0:17:11.560 --> 0:17:14.040 you're dead. Girls will take you out. You wonder why 0:17:14.040 --> 0:17:18.120 mommy drinks in the garage. You're so stupid, you fart 0:17:18.119 --> 0:17:20.159 when you pee. You took me to Target and you 0:17:20.200 --> 0:17:21.840 wore a red shirt. It was Humiliario. 0:17:22.520 --> 0:17:25.919 Right now, she's at a great age where you know, 0:17:26.000 --> 0:17:28.240 she's not like that. I hope she doesn't go like 0:17:28.280 --> 0:17:34.600 how old eight? No, But it's honestly a great age. 0:17:34.600 --> 0:17:37.000 We just went to the Dodgers game yesterday and she 0:17:37.119 --> 0:17:40.600 had a fucking blast, and she's all excited for camp 0:17:40.800 --> 0:17:44.320 schools out. So we're at the stage where she absolutely 0:17:44.320 --> 0:17:47.960 still loves me, and I'm hoping you don't have any girls, 0:17:47.960 --> 0:17:51.879 do you? No? See it's different with the girls. Yeah, 0:17:51.920 --> 0:17:54.400 I hope. So, yeah, they warm your heart. 0:17:54.440 --> 0:17:55.919 Man, there, if I had a girl, she'd be a 0:17:55.920 --> 0:17:57.480 serial killer because I would never tell her no. 0:17:57.960 --> 0:18:00.439 Yeah, I'd be like, all right, get her a pony. 0:18:00.520 --> 0:18:05.159 Jesus Christ, let's Lily's not hearing this one. She's been lobbying. 0:18:05.760 --> 0:18:10.080 She's been lobbying for a pony for the last pony. 0:18:10.840 --> 0:18:12.840 Jack and cot don't ever just know it's Jack and 0:18:12.880 --> 0:18:17.119 Cony money, Jack and Cole. So what's your hierarchy of sports? Then? 0:18:17.200 --> 0:18:21.520 When you were a kid, it was talk about jets. 0:18:21.560 --> 0:18:22.560 So how the fuck are. 0:18:22.520 --> 0:18:26.560 My because the sack exchange, I'm eleven years old and 0:18:26.600 --> 0:18:29.800 it's gas to mark As, it's Joe Cleco, it's Marty 0:18:29.880 --> 0:18:31.080 Lyons and Abdul Salaam. 0:18:31.160 --> 0:18:33.080 They were absolutely. 0:18:33.119 --> 0:18:35.960 My first thing about football was there was two guys 0:18:35.960 --> 0:18:39.440 with like twenty sacks on the same defensive line. They 0:18:39.560 --> 0:18:41.720 just get into the playoffs. They lose to the Browns 0:18:41.760 --> 0:18:44.119 fourteen nothing in the wild card game. I'm like, all right, 0:18:44.400 --> 0:18:49.439 I'm in on the ground floor of something great. Basically, 0:18:49.520 --> 0:18:50.600 it's pet smart stuck. 0:18:51.200 --> 0:18:51.440 Yeah. 0:18:52.600 --> 0:18:54.439 I thought I was getting in with Coca Cola, and 0:18:54.480 --> 0:18:56.159 I got in with MySpace. 0:18:57.359 --> 0:18:58.800 It was on top at one point. 0:18:58.880 --> 0:19:01.320 At one point. At one point, so was Richard Todd. 0:19:01.520 --> 0:19:03.160 But I don't think the Jets they. 0:19:03.080 --> 0:19:04.040 Won a Super Bowl three? 0:19:04.200 --> 0:19:07.160 No, yeah, before I was born, rub it in three, 0:19:07.400 --> 0:19:11.640 Herman Edwards, Chad Pennington that was and then Parcel nothing mad. 0:19:11.960 --> 0:19:13.520 This is what I know about being a Jets fan. 0:19:14.240 --> 0:19:18.320 Nothing matters, Nothing man will go wrong. You could have 0:19:18.520 --> 0:19:22.040 every first round pick and they will suck a bag 0:19:22.080 --> 0:19:25.879 of dicks. You know what it's sad. It's sad. It's 0:19:25.920 --> 0:19:31.880 it's being past sad to amazingly hilarious. It's Aaron Rodgers 0:19:31.880 --> 0:19:34.879 tearing his achilles before he completes a pass. 0:19:35.000 --> 0:19:37.320 I went, yep, sounds like exactly. 0:19:38.480 --> 0:19:38.680 Yeah. 0:19:38.720 --> 0:19:41.520 It's there's no is there hope this year? There's never 0:19:41.640 --> 0:19:45.080 What are you saying? No hope? Why am I Richard Dreyfus? 0:19:46.400 --> 0:19:47.480 There's no hope? 0:19:47.560 --> 0:19:47.800 Ever? 0:19:48.040 --> 0:19:50.639 Do you understand that there's never hope for the New 0:19:50.720 --> 0:19:51.200 York Jets. 0:19:51.200 --> 0:19:53.200 You don't like the new coach. I don't even know 0:19:53.240 --> 0:19:56.000 who it is. Who is it? Glenn Oh? I love 0:19:56.040 --> 0:20:08.480 Byron Glenn. I love Corners just because he was no, no, no. 0:20:03.359 --> 0:20:05.080 I didn't say I was high on him. I love him, 0:20:05.240 --> 0:20:08.520 but it doesn't matter. That's what they do. They get 0:20:08.560 --> 0:20:10.560 you sucked in. It's like the Mob or being in 0:20:10.600 --> 0:20:12.320 the Hell's Angels. You can't get out. 0:20:12.240 --> 0:20:15.040 Who's the who's the quarterback? Justin fields? Justin fields? 0:20:15.400 --> 0:20:17.719 Right, we could have drafted him instead of the Mormon 0:20:17.760 --> 0:20:20.760 guy that's a mill flover, and we we take Zach 0:20:20.800 --> 0:20:23.960 Wilson instead of Justin fields, and now we have justin fields. 0:20:23.960 --> 0:20:28.240 That's the most Jets thing ever. I'm shouting, don't you see? 0:20:28.920 --> 0:20:30.800 Do you know what jets stands for? What does jet 0:20:30.800 --> 0:20:34.720 stand for? Just? And the season? Just end? This season? 0:20:35.119 --> 0:20:35.800 Any season. 0:20:36.280 --> 0:20:39.879 I watch teams play football and they convert on like 0:20:39.960 --> 0:20:40.680 third and six. 0:20:40.880 --> 0:20:44.640 It's like I'm watching a magic trick. I go, oh wow. 0:20:45.240 --> 0:20:47.400 I'm like, I didn't know you could do that. Third 0:20:47.440 --> 0:20:49.399 and six and you're not gonna run a draw again? 0:20:49.680 --> 0:20:53.000 You know, Jets by jetting, Jets by jetting. I watch 0:20:53.080 --> 0:20:53.560 you guys. 0:20:54.000 --> 0:20:56.720 You got guys like Jabbar Gaffney looking like all pros 0:20:56.720 --> 0:20:59.880 out there, Like you guys had the schemes you had, 0:21:00.400 --> 0:21:03.199 you were an animal. I'm like, I'm just waiting for 0:21:03.320 --> 0:21:04.800 if you were on the Jets, they would have put 0:21:04.840 --> 0:21:08.080 you in the Wildcat for fifteen straight snaps, you would 0:21:08.119 --> 0:21:10.320 have you would have been signing autographs for parking meters 0:21:10.520 --> 0:21:11.400 two years into your. 0:21:11.280 --> 0:21:15.440 Career probably probably, Oh my god, they're the worst. Yeah, 0:21:15.480 --> 0:21:17.960 so Jets number one, Yankees number one or no. 0:21:18.040 --> 0:21:21.400 It was growing up it was Yankees Jets, and then 0:21:21.440 --> 0:21:24.600 it was Jets Yankees. Then when I was like twenty 0:21:24.640 --> 0:21:27.240 and I moved to Manhattan, it was Nicks. Like, oh, 0:21:27.280 --> 0:21:31.240 man Patrick, another team, Just why can't they get past that? 0:21:31.720 --> 0:21:33.040 Why did they fire the coach? 0:21:34.160 --> 0:21:37.040 I don't know, dude, Thibodeau. Thibodeau, I bet he did 0:21:37.080 --> 0:21:39.280 pretty good. Well, at least they got a new one already. 0:21:39.640 --> 0:21:44.680 Hey they got they don't That's the point. It's crazy, 0:21:45.880 --> 0:21:49.119 you shit, I don't know basketball. Oh fake it, t 0:21:49.200 --> 0:21:50.000 you make it baby. 0:21:50.080 --> 0:21:53.000 I'm on Jules, and then I move out here and 0:21:53.040 --> 0:21:57.320 I'm into the Lakers, and then obviously you know, with 0:21:57.359 --> 0:21:58.280 my beautiful wife. 0:21:58.640 --> 0:22:02.360 Yeah, the Lake Show. They were fun to watch this year. Man, 0:22:02.400 --> 0:22:06.440 Luca's a witch. That was like when they first got him, 0:22:06.880 --> 0:22:10.119 it was looking real good. I've never seen that was. 0:22:10.200 --> 0:22:14.000 I didn't realize he was play level fame like Ronaldo. 0:22:14.080 --> 0:22:17.520 It was other like he was his first game. There 0:22:17.600 --> 0:22:21.440 was three circles of photographers filming him with his head 0:22:21.440 --> 0:22:24.560 down during the national anthem. I've never seen that every 0:22:24.560 --> 0:22:26.359 home game in the last ten years. 0:22:26.400 --> 0:22:30.280 I mean, he's a world figure. Yeah, he's Pele. That's crazy. 0:22:30.280 --> 0:22:33.960 It's gonna you gotta get him in shape. He's in shape. 0:22:34.880 --> 0:22:39.320 I've been training with him. You didn't know me when 0:22:39.359 --> 0:22:41.919 I was fat. I didn't. I'm coming out of it. 0:22:41.960 --> 0:22:44.320 In that picture with the with the little hat on there, 0:22:44.640 --> 0:22:47.720 I was up to two forty kids. Why I put 0:22:47.760 --> 0:22:50.680 down the pipe, I picked up the fork. I quit 0:22:50.760 --> 0:22:51.159 drugs and. 0:22:51.280 --> 0:22:55.200 Ate so that all happened. Good Mexican food will get you. 0:22:55.320 --> 0:22:55.600 I was. 0:22:56.080 --> 0:22:59.879 I was coaching wrestling and fighting on speed, staying up 0:23:00.000 --> 0:23:03.240 all night, burning a lot of calories, greenies and yeah, 0:23:03.320 --> 0:23:05.800 and then uh, then I stop all that, and then 0:23:05.840 --> 0:23:07.280 I go to meetings every day where. 0:23:07.080 --> 0:23:09.920 They serve cake cake and cookies. 0:23:09.920 --> 0:23:11.960 Well, it's like an equalizer on a stereo, just going 0:23:12.080 --> 0:23:13.879 back down. 0:23:14.080 --> 0:23:16.320 You look great right now, don't feel great? Feel on 0:23:16.320 --> 0:23:17.800 the I'm in the nuthouse. 0:23:17.800 --> 0:23:21.879 You're clear, yes now, No hockey devils came when I 0:23:21.960 --> 0:23:22.440 was fourteen. 0:23:25.400 --> 0:23:28.000 This guy, he's a Jets Yankees and a Devil's No. 0:23:28.080 --> 0:23:30.320 I don't know. I don't just it's too fast for me. 0:23:30.359 --> 0:23:33.320 I don't even watching the game two nights ago, even 0:23:33.320 --> 0:23:35.360 when they played in slow motion. I don't know where 0:23:35.359 --> 0:23:37.520 the fucking puck is. I don't know what's happening. It 0:23:37.640 --> 0:23:38.560 is a fast game. 0:23:38.880 --> 0:23:43.200 I didn't start watching hockey until I went to Boston, really, 0:23:43.720 --> 0:23:46.600 and then I became hooked. I mean I watched, I 0:23:46.640 --> 0:23:47.320 went to my dad. 0:23:47.400 --> 0:23:49.200 True, you guys were going to remake Bosom Buddies, you 0:23:49.280 --> 0:23:56.120 and Dinochara, well, he and you were gonna be Peter Scullery. 0:23:57.200 --> 0:23:58.600 I don't, I don't don't know the reference. 0:23:58.760 --> 0:24:01.440 Tom Hanks didcom are They lived in a woman's house 0:24:01.560 --> 0:24:04.800 and they'd addressed as women to get by. Great sitcom. 0:24:04.920 --> 0:24:07.720 I've seen, I think I've seen memes of it. 0:24:08.280 --> 0:24:10.040 I was afraid you're being insulted and want to fight me. 0:24:10.080 --> 0:24:11.680 I got nervous halfway through that explanation. 0:24:12.160 --> 0:24:18.439 Right, you're a wrestler, James, there you are. This was 0:24:18.480 --> 0:24:20.320 a show. This wasn't a movie. This was a show, 0:24:20.720 --> 0:24:23.200 The Daily Show. It is great. Maybe get grinking there 0:24:23.280 --> 0:24:26.800 and no one can tell. Now that's you just see 0:24:26.800 --> 0:24:30.520 that in venice Ere hanging with Lebron at all. No, No, 0:24:31.080 --> 0:24:32.960 I think that's the best thing that happened to Luca 0:24:33.240 --> 0:24:36.600 is that he got to see how Lebron prepares. It's true. Yeah, 0:24:36.800 --> 0:24:39.080 I mean that is the best thing for him. Well 0:24:39.080 --> 0:24:40.800 who was that guy? For you? Was there a guy 0:24:40.880 --> 0:24:44.680 Tom Brady? Yeah, I mean I go in there. You 0:24:44.760 --> 0:24:46.600 see this guy get his arm worked on twenty four 0:24:46.640 --> 0:24:50.520 to seven. He's only eating avocado and fucking deer poop 0:24:50.600 --> 0:24:52.919 or whatever it is. And he was eating avocado and 0:24:52.960 --> 0:24:56.439 fucking yeah. I was like, all right, well whatever he 0:24:56.640 --> 0:25:01.080 and it's like he dear poop, Yeah, just caught because 0:25:01.400 --> 0:25:03.680 I think there's like some good stuff in there or whatever. 0:25:03.720 --> 0:25:07.040 But he would eat and fuel his body. And he 0:25:07.160 --> 0:25:09.720 was the oldest guy in the room, and he was 0:25:09.800 --> 0:25:12.360 playing like the youngest guy in the room, which Lebron 0:25:12.680 --> 0:25:14.960 you could say the same thing with him now. Standing 0:25:15.040 --> 0:25:16.160 up for me, that was Dane Cook. 0:25:16.760 --> 0:25:19.000 I'd go to the laugh Factory every night meeting in 0:25:19.040 --> 0:25:21.480 the like late nineties, and every night it was like 0:25:21.480 --> 0:25:22.600 who's gonna have said of the night? 0:25:22.640 --> 0:25:23.120 Mere Dane? 0:25:23.720 --> 0:25:26.159 And I remember I was in the back. I'm just 0:25:26.240 --> 0:25:29.040 like goofing off I'm smoking weed drinking. I'm like what 0:25:29.119 --> 0:25:32.600 ebbs And Dan goes up and I remember the bit 0:25:32.680 --> 0:25:34.920 he did a bit about his mom when you make 0:25:34.920 --> 0:25:36.320 your bed, when your mom makes your bed in the 0:25:36.359 --> 0:25:39.879 summertime and there's so much humidity and the sheet just 0:25:39.920 --> 0:25:41.520 stays in the air for like a minute, and he 0:25:41.640 --> 0:25:43.480 just stood there and he didn't talk. He just stood 0:25:43.480 --> 0:25:45.880 there and I could see my childhood bedroom, I could 0:25:45.880 --> 0:25:47.480 see the sheet, I could see the window, I could 0:25:47.520 --> 0:25:48.919 see my backyard. 0:25:48.960 --> 0:25:50.200 Just like something. 0:25:50.240 --> 0:25:52.520 I was like, holy smokes, and he held for the 0:25:52.600 --> 0:25:54.399 laugh and then it wasn't funny anymore. And then he 0:25:54.560 --> 0:25:58.399 still didn't and I realized, Oh, this guy's completely outworking me. 0:25:58.800 --> 0:26:01.640 And there's been like read different times and stand up, 0:26:01.840 --> 0:26:03.760 and it was each time it was Dane Cook. 0:26:03.800 --> 0:26:06.119 Where I went, I got to get to work. I 0:26:06.200 --> 0:26:10.160 was always latching onto the stud of my team to 0:26:10.240 --> 0:26:13.480 learn why he was the stud. So even at a 0:26:13.520 --> 0:26:15.720 young age, when I was eight years old, I wanted 0:26:15.720 --> 0:26:18.320 to hang around the eleven year olds because or the 0:26:18.440 --> 0:26:21.040 ninth or was it ten year olds on the junior peweys, 0:26:21.080 --> 0:26:23.200 because they were the best guys. What were they doing 0:26:23.240 --> 0:26:25.760 to get them to make them so good. When I 0:26:25.800 --> 0:26:27.399 got to the Patriots, I just sat there and I 0:26:27.400 --> 0:26:31.560 would watch Kevin Falk how he prepared. Who was in 0:26:31.560 --> 0:26:35.200 his like twelve thirteen years Garrett Blunt, he didn't come 0:26:35.280 --> 0:26:38.440 until way later. But like the older guys, the Ted 0:26:38.560 --> 0:26:41.080 Teddy Bruski was still there, you know. I wanted to 0:26:41.080 --> 0:26:44.280 see why were they still there, you know, and then 0:26:44.320 --> 0:26:46.640 I would try to copy what they did, and that's 0:26:46.720 --> 0:26:48.800 and that's how I learned. But Tom was like one 0:26:48.840 --> 0:26:51.719 of the big reasons that that happened. Who are some 0:26:51.760 --> 0:26:55.320 of the other guys that were in your craft in 0:26:55.400 --> 0:26:58.760 comedy that you looked up to, like Dang Cook motivated you? 0:26:58.840 --> 0:27:00.880 Was there any other up in New York? 0:27:00.960 --> 0:27:03.600 My manager, Barry Katz, owned the comedy club in the 0:27:03.640 --> 0:27:05.720 village around the corner from the Comedy Cellar. It was 0:27:05.760 --> 0:27:07.440 called the He was from Boston, so it was called 0:27:07.440 --> 0:27:10.560 the Boston Comedy Club, idiotic name from Manhattan. Comedy was 0:27:10.560 --> 0:27:14.240 Great Boston Comedy Club. And every night it was me, 0:27:14.920 --> 0:27:19.800 Dave Chappelle, Dave Attel, Bill Burr, Patrise, O'Neil, Keith Robinson, 0:27:19.880 --> 0:27:25.439 Rich Voss, Jim Norton, Dane Cook. I mean, when I 0:27:25.520 --> 0:27:29.439 tell you Monday Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. 0:27:29.680 --> 0:27:32.560 It was us wow, every single and you didn't want 0:27:32.560 --> 0:27:35.000 to be the last guy to the club because they 0:27:35.040 --> 0:27:37.560 had they could see you walking up and they'd have 0:27:37.840 --> 0:27:40.600 a blockhead start to make fun of you. See, we 0:27:40.640 --> 0:27:43.560 all got there early and then whoever was last, Like, man, 0:27:43.640 --> 0:27:44.600 look at those tight pants? 0:27:44.640 --> 0:27:45.119 What do you know? 0:27:45.359 --> 0:27:51.040 Which dozens right away? And like we were so like 0:27:51.160 --> 0:27:53.720 iron sharpens iron. We were so battle tested. You go 0:27:53.760 --> 0:27:56.600 on the road and the crowd sucks and you're like, 0:27:56.960 --> 0:27:59.359 I don't fucking think so it ain't me, it's you, 0:27:59.680 --> 0:28:02.920 and you can just do great because we already had 0:28:02.960 --> 0:28:05.560 our biggest competition was with each other. 0:28:05.800 --> 0:28:08.040 That was your locker room. That was our locker room. Yeah, 0:28:08.040 --> 0:28:10.840 you know, because that's what that's how we treated working 0:28:10.920 --> 0:28:13.920 and we watch each other pee. That's a locker room 0:28:14.040 --> 0:28:18.520 called back. Did you guys shower together? I wish any 0:28:18.520 --> 0:28:21.119 fun stories between there, like some of those green rooms. 0:28:21.240 --> 0:28:23.800 Is like we always ask athletes, what's a fun locker 0:28:23.880 --> 0:28:25.080 room story? You know? 0:28:25.480 --> 0:28:27.480 I think it's more in the car because you drive 0:28:27.520 --> 0:28:29.000 to a lot of gigs. Do you remember Ralphie May 0:28:29.080 --> 0:28:32.359 the six hundred pound comic Ralphie, one of my best friends, 0:28:32.359 --> 0:28:35.600 Rest in peace, big brother. We were driving to Phoenix 0:28:35.640 --> 0:28:37.560 from here and it was pouring rain on the ten 0:28:37.600 --> 0:28:39.480 in the middle of nowhere, like the kind of rain. 0:28:39.520 --> 0:28:41.920 Were like, yikes, you gotta do twenty miles an hour 0:28:42.000 --> 0:28:45.000 on the ten freeway. And then the rain stops, and 0:28:45.040 --> 0:28:46.760 the guy that was driving the car, my friend Walter, 0:28:46.920 --> 0:28:49.360 looks to the left and you just see this white, 0:28:49.480 --> 0:28:52.959 snow capped mountaintop and he goes, that's what God looks like. 0:28:53.000 --> 0:28:54.800 And I go, oh, hell yeah, and Ralphie's in the 0:28:54.800 --> 0:28:58.160 back and Ralphie goes, absolutely play it. And then the 0:28:58.240 --> 0:29:01.400 rain comes again and it stops and I'm like, there's 0:29:01.440 --> 0:29:03.760 God again. And Ralphie in the back goes, this show 0:29:03.880 --> 0:29:07.240 is And then it's pouring rain and Ralphie goes, hey, 0:29:07.280 --> 0:29:10.640 here comes God again. It was an Entiman's truck next 0:29:10.680 --> 0:29:14.680 to us, so every time we were looking at the 0:29:14.720 --> 0:29:17.240 mountain he was looking. He just looked to his laugh. 0:29:17.480 --> 0:29:19.560 We were like, there, goes, that's what God looks like. 0:29:19.600 --> 0:29:21.920 And he just turns and he sees a big donut 0:29:21.960 --> 0:29:22.720 on the side of a truck. 0:29:22.720 --> 0:29:28.720 He's like, this show is player. That's a great story. 0:29:28.720 --> 0:29:32.560 We almost died laughing, like we almost drove off the road. 0:29:33.080 --> 0:29:36.880 Not like the road. The travels sometimes is the best part. 0:29:37.640 --> 0:29:39.400 Yeah, but when you were caught, you had a team, 0:29:39.600 --> 0:29:41.959 like I'm always a lower your team right there. But 0:29:42.000 --> 0:29:44.520 that was driving to a Phoenix gig like flying through 0:29:44.560 --> 0:29:47.200 like butt fuck Iowa to do Uncle Sputchey's chuckle hut 0:29:47.200 --> 0:29:49.239 by yourself. It's not I mean, I mean, he can 0:29:49.320 --> 0:29:50.840 joke around with the guy next to you, but eventually 0:29:50.840 --> 0:29:51.640 he's gonna think you're. 0:29:51.480 --> 0:29:53.720 Coming on to him. It's not fun anymore. The same 0:29:53.760 --> 0:29:55.160 could be said when going to Buffalo. 0:29:55.520 --> 0:29:58.080 Yeah, Buffalo is a tough hustle people that grow up there, 0:29:58.120 --> 0:29:59.320 they're a different breathe. 0:29:59.320 --> 0:30:01.400 They love it though, I know they do, and you. 0:30:01.360 --> 0:30:03.680 Know what they are some of the coolest people are 0:30:03.680 --> 0:30:05.520 the greatest people, they really are. 0:30:05.560 --> 0:30:08.920 Will you meet people from Buffalo though, sitting like some 0:30:09.000 --> 0:30:12.160 Bill's mafia ship to you, but then they like then 0:30:12.200 --> 0:30:14.760 they want to drink a beer with you, full respecting, 0:30:14.880 --> 0:30:17.960 like crazy. That's what I couldn't. I couldn't live there. 0:30:18.120 --> 0:30:19.560 Fucking Gronk is from Buffalo. 0:30:23.720 --> 0:30:27.720 It makes sense they wind up at Arizona. 0:30:27.920 --> 0:30:32.720 There's girls, girls parties. Cronks from Buffalo got me dude. 0:30:33.400 --> 0:30:37.080 We'll be right back after this quick break. Who is 0:30:37.120 --> 0:30:40.800 the best comic to be on the road with Burt Kleiser? 0:30:40.920 --> 0:30:42.320 We love Burt. Bert was amazing. 0:30:42.520 --> 0:30:46.520 BUR's funny because Bert opened for me. All my openers 0:30:46.560 --> 0:30:50.640 are now like doing arenas and I'm here, hey, Burt 0:30:50.720 --> 0:30:51.960 was here, was here. 0:30:52.000 --> 0:30:54.720 To supplement the arenas. No like Burt. 0:30:55.360 --> 0:30:57.960 Burt Kreischer was fun because he was up and coming 0:30:58.960 --> 0:31:03.160 and he was just He's the best storyteller I've ever 0:31:03.200 --> 0:31:06.120 been around, and he's very infectious when he tells a 0:31:06.200 --> 0:31:08.680 story passion. I remember one day we were in San 0:31:08.800 --> 0:31:11.120 Jose and we did radio, and I'd bring my openers 0:31:11.120 --> 0:31:12.960 with me to do radio so they'd get the experience, 0:31:12.960 --> 0:31:16.040 you know. And then we eat at like this this 0:31:16.200 --> 0:31:20.080 local greasy spoon place. And Bert he can, first of 0:31:20.120 --> 0:31:22.320 all one of the most naturally strong like benches three 0:31:22.920 --> 0:31:27.000 jack three third yes, and he orders a burger with 0:31:27.040 --> 0:31:31.680 an egg and hal appanios and onions and fucking sauce, 0:31:31.760 --> 0:31:33.800 and then the other the dookie sauce and the thing 0:31:33.800 --> 0:31:36.880 and there's another thing in bacon, and he just crushes it. 0:31:37.200 --> 0:31:39.360 So then we go back to the hotel, we take naps, 0:31:39.400 --> 0:31:41.760 and we have this thing. Let's let's let's meet back 0:31:42.400 --> 0:31:44.800 and we'll lay by the pool in the afternoon. So 0:31:44.840 --> 0:31:47.760 the comedy club sent a fruit plate to my room 0:31:48.400 --> 0:31:51.040 and we're sitting by the pool and Bert's eating grapes, 0:31:51.120 --> 0:31:54.000 and then Bert goes the grapes give you guys. 0:31:53.760 --> 0:32:02.480 Guess no, they don't. 0:32:03.480 --> 0:32:06.880 That's but that garbage plate. That fucking garbage pale kid 0:32:06.920 --> 0:32:10.480 you aborted this morning. You ain't an aboord a garbage 0:32:10.520 --> 0:32:10.920 pel kid. 0:32:13.080 --> 0:32:19.800 I remember this bird's a good time. He is. 0:32:19.920 --> 0:32:23.320 He's a he's a very fun guy. Him and Tom Sagora. 0:32:24.240 --> 0:32:26.200 I used to say, Okay, here's the deal. I'm gonna 0:32:26.760 --> 0:32:28.760 I'm gonna play a song. You know they always go, like, 0:32:28.880 --> 0:32:30.880 you have your song, you come on stage two. I said, 0:32:30.880 --> 0:32:32.280 I'm not going to tell you what the song is, 0:32:32.640 --> 0:32:35.000 but you have to do your first joke has to 0:32:35.040 --> 0:32:36.440 be about whatever song. 0:32:36.440 --> 0:32:38.240 That's fun I bring you up to. That's fun. 0:32:38.280 --> 0:32:40.080 They were both games. All you want in comedy is 0:32:40.120 --> 0:32:41.200 guys that are willing to play a lot. 0:32:41.240 --> 0:32:43.560 That's like that's like some uh pre that's like some 0:32:43.680 --> 0:32:48.560 like bounty ship right there or something allegedly. Allegedly, poor 0:32:48.640 --> 0:32:50.560 Jonathan Filma, that's. 0:32:50.440 --> 0:32:52.520 Your fucking job to kill the quarterback now because I 0:32:52.560 --> 0:32:55.360 made fifty bucks, you gotta suspend me. Yeah, exactly. If 0:32:55.400 --> 0:32:58.000 I was commissioner, that wouldn't happen. No, I would have 0:32:58.040 --> 0:33:01.680 doubled the ante. I mean to say, uh. And I 0:33:01.800 --> 0:33:03.880 remember once we were at the San Jose improv and 0:33:03.880 --> 0:33:06.400 Bert came up to Girl from Epanima by Lou Rawls, 0:33:06.600 --> 0:33:09.600 Tall and Tan, and he goes, he just comes down 0:33:09.640 --> 0:33:12.720 and state, he goes, that song's about a whore, she's 0:33:12.760 --> 0:33:15.200 a fucking like He went nuts and it was like 0:33:15.280 --> 0:33:19.440 six minutes straight, and I was like, I felt like 0:33:19.520 --> 0:33:22.840 Obi wan kenobi when Luke Skywalker finally tags the target. 0:33:23.040 --> 0:33:25.640 That's what other kind of stuff did you guys do? 0:33:27.040 --> 0:33:32.000 Mostly like just gay stuff. Mostly yeah, nice gay humor. 0:33:31.520 --> 0:33:34.040 Gay humor, A lot of tapping each other in the nuts, 0:33:34.120 --> 0:33:36.640 that's guys stuff. Guys will tap each other's balls all 0:33:36.680 --> 0:33:38.520 the time. You never see like two ladies at a 0:33:38.520 --> 0:33:41.480 barbecue like him. Michelle, Yeah, we're like. 0:33:41.520 --> 0:33:44.120 God, he got me in my flat a bloom slap, 0:33:45.160 --> 0:33:48.480 like a flick of the nip flip nip flicks. Yeah, 0:33:48.640 --> 0:33:51.200 Like that's like the guys little boys do, like they 0:33:51.240 --> 0:33:53.760 sit and like try to flip each other's dicks. 0:33:53.560 --> 0:33:56.280 Because all you gotta get it once and then the 0:33:56.320 --> 0:33:58.360 rest of your lives together. 0:33:58.560 --> 0:34:00.240 You just you could be literally in the has to 0:34:00.280 --> 0:34:00.800 bele A church. 0:34:00.840 --> 0:34:03.120 You go and the guy goes like this, yeah every time, 0:34:03.200 --> 0:34:05.360 and you got him for Lynch, you got him for 0:34:05.440 --> 0:34:08.880 life Ney Flinch. But you're always on the road, usually alone, 0:34:08.880 --> 0:34:11.239 so it's not like that goofy. Usually it's like this 0:34:11.920 --> 0:34:14.600 sad Radiohead video where you're just sitting in a hotel 0:34:14.640 --> 0:34:17.239 room listening to the air conditioning debating whether or not 0:34:17.239 --> 0:34:20.640 to go to a Rubin tug or something. That's reality. 0:34:21.280 --> 0:34:23.680 That's that's what you're in Fort Wayne, Indiana. So is 0:34:23.719 --> 0:34:25.160 that really the dice you want to roll? 0:34:25.880 --> 0:34:28.759 It could be a sting operation in that area. Well, 0:34:28.800 --> 0:34:32.000 you don't know anything about that, don't know. I don't 0:34:32.680 --> 0:34:35.840 stand up now to win it where it was. What's 0:34:35.880 --> 0:34:38.680 your thoughts on the stand up these days? I think it's. 0:34:38.520 --> 0:34:44.080 Gotten to cottage industry. It's too much like you know, 0:34:44.080 --> 0:34:46.880 if I'm an Indian comic, I can go play to Indians. 0:34:46.880 --> 0:34:49.640 If I'm gay, I can do gay rooms. If I'm trans, 0:34:49.719 --> 0:34:52.120 I can find my trans audience. When I was coming up, 0:34:52.160 --> 0:34:56.280 it was they would literally stop the music at a disco, 0:34:56.680 --> 0:34:58.560 hand you a cordless mike and you had to walk 0:34:58.560 --> 0:35:02.320 out onto the dance floor between and do twenty minutes 0:35:02.320 --> 0:35:02.880 of comedy. 0:35:03.520 --> 0:35:07.279 And they were like what the fuck, and like, you 0:35:07.680 --> 0:35:10.000 can never be great if you can dictate the terms 0:35:10.040 --> 0:35:15.439 of your journey. So it's very capful. Wow, that's good. 0:35:16.120 --> 0:35:18.720 I'm gonna put that on a T shirt. Don't dictate 0:35:18.760 --> 0:35:21.040 the terms of your journey. Like, sometimes there has to 0:35:21.080 --> 0:35:24.600 be struggle. You had struggle, I had struggle. I've done 0:35:24.640 --> 0:35:27.239 I've literally done bar I did a bar Mitzvah like 0:35:27.320 --> 0:35:28.319 five years ago. 0:35:28.640 --> 0:35:31.760 I four years ago. It was my first paid gig 0:35:31.920 --> 0:35:32.880 after rehab. 0:35:33.400 --> 0:35:37.040 Some mother and son emailed my agent shout out to 0:35:37.040 --> 0:35:40.840 Matt frost Frosty the show Man. He goes, Yeah, the 0:35:41.280 --> 0:35:43.600 kid and the mom just love your stand up. I 0:35:43.640 --> 0:35:45.479 was like, buddy, I haven't done stand up in six months. 0:35:45.520 --> 0:35:47.480 You know, I've kind of been busy getting my life together. 0:35:47.920 --> 0:35:49.880 I flew to It was outside of Cleveland. It was 0:35:49.920 --> 0:35:53.680 like the sixteen acre property and there was like bands, 0:35:53.760 --> 0:35:56.680 this kid had money Cleveland. You like it Cleveland, Yeah, 0:35:56.719 --> 0:35:59.719 you could say it. I won't, and they I'm circumcised. 0:35:59.760 --> 0:36:00.480 I'm in the tribe. 0:36:00.560 --> 0:36:02.480 We'll take it. I did it twice because I meant it. 0:36:02.719 --> 0:36:06.080 Eighteen million. Your son's Jewish, Yeah, Jewish, you got a 0:36:06.120 --> 0:36:09.760 Jewish son? Both you said one. I'd a puzzle. 0:36:12.160 --> 0:36:14.080 And I had to go up this kid's uh And 0:36:14.120 --> 0:36:16.400 it's just kids with yamaka's running around and ninety year 0:36:16.440 --> 0:36:18.560 old people and then some band that you and I 0:36:18.560 --> 0:36:21.200 don't know, but the kids know go up like some 0:36:21.880 --> 0:36:22.600 shit band. 0:36:22.920 --> 0:36:26.200 Yeah, and they're like here it comes J Moore and 0:36:26.239 --> 0:36:28.720 there's thirteen year olds. 0:36:29.440 --> 0:36:32.400 Then there's a gap side the width of this room, 0:36:33.040 --> 0:36:37.359 ninety year olds, nothing, no age in between, and it. 0:36:37.440 --> 0:36:42.080 Was all right, not what I'm you like, they've never. 0:36:41.960 --> 0:36:43.959 Seen me before. So they're having a good time because 0:36:43.960 --> 0:36:45.720 I'm requested. But in my mind, I'm. 0:36:45.560 --> 0:36:50.719 Like, yy, what was the joke that hit? I honestly don't. 0:36:50.719 --> 0:36:52.680 I wish I what was one that you're like? They 0:36:52.680 --> 0:36:56.200 didn't like that one? I don't. I wish I could. 0:36:56.200 --> 0:36:58.719 I remember I said, uh, I said, you guys are 0:36:58.840 --> 0:37:01.600 uh you guys like I know you don't want to 0:37:01.600 --> 0:37:03.880 be watching me. You're thirteen year old, bonered up. Let 0:37:03.920 --> 0:37:05.360 me tell you something. You gotta get out there and 0:37:05.400 --> 0:37:08.520 have sex. You know what happened to me when I 0:37:08.560 --> 0:37:10.000 was your age. I had sex with a girl that 0:37:10.120 --> 0:37:12.160 was Native American, and every time we would fuck, it 0:37:12.160 --> 0:37:12.880 would rain. 0:37:15.000 --> 0:37:15.080 That. 0:37:15.320 --> 0:37:18.360 The kids love that one. And then I heard the 0:37:18.400 --> 0:37:22.040 grandparents saying, when you're dropping a fuck? I don't know. 0:37:22.080 --> 0:37:23.920 I looked out at one old d his hole like this, 0:37:29.160 --> 0:37:34.120 so I said, I as over there. I had sex 0:37:34.160 --> 0:37:35.799 with a girl that stuttered, and I don't know if 0:37:35.840 --> 0:37:37.360 she was gonna have an orgasm or she was just 0:37:37.360 --> 0:37:38.400 trying to tell me something. 0:37:39.200 --> 0:37:41.160 She was like, fu fuck. 0:37:41.160 --> 0:37:44.280 I'm like, oh say it. She's like phone, your phone's ringing. 0:37:46.760 --> 0:37:48.839 So like I was doing well with the kids because 0:37:48.840 --> 0:37:49.520 it was dirty. 0:37:50.080 --> 0:37:52.160 Kids, will you drop a fuck? They start laughing. 0:37:52.239 --> 0:37:55.799 The ninety year olds are like, what's an orgasm? What 0:37:55.960 --> 0:37:57.400 is this pleasure he speaks of? 0:37:58.760 --> 0:38:04.439 No, Well, what's your process into going and writing a bit? 0:38:05.560 --> 0:38:07.480 I'm not a good writer. I'm a great reporter. 0:38:08.320 --> 0:38:09.960 If something happens to me, I can't wait to go 0:38:10.040 --> 0:38:11.640 on stage and talk about what happened to me. 0:38:11.880 --> 0:38:15.080 So you're using inspiration from daily life to talk about. 0:38:14.960 --> 0:38:17.600 Like my son asking if his brother was Jewish. I'm like, oh, 0:38:17.680 --> 0:38:19.240 there's good there. I've just been writing. 0:38:19.480 --> 0:38:20.280 Yeah I don't. 0:38:20.440 --> 0:38:22.319 I'm not, but to sit down and write a joke 0:38:22.480 --> 0:38:26.000 is not a truthful process. And then I go on 0:38:26.040 --> 0:38:27.920 stage like, you know, I was in the mall las 0:38:28.040 --> 0:38:30.279 week and that's the kind of comedy I always hated. Like, 0:38:30.600 --> 0:38:32.640 you've been in the mall last week for four years? 0:38:32.719 --> 0:38:38.040 You suck? Like where? Like what about you? So when 0:38:38.080 --> 0:38:41.400 you think of something like when you brought up my 0:38:41.520 --> 0:38:44.839 son is Jewish, do you write that down or yeah? 0:38:45.040 --> 0:38:46.080 I'm like I bank it. 0:38:47.960 --> 0:38:50.080 I have index cards all over my house and I'll 0:38:50.120 --> 0:38:54.200 just write Jewish. But I have another joke that's Jewish, 0:38:54.280 --> 0:38:56.120 so I just write Jewish twice. The other one is 0:38:56.160 --> 0:38:59.040 if you have if you have a friend, then you're 0:38:59.080 --> 0:39:00.520 not sure whether or not Jewish. 0:39:01.600 --> 0:39:02.080 They're not. 0:39:04.280 --> 0:39:07.360 Because they will tell you they're Jewish all the time. 0:39:08.239 --> 0:39:10.279 What'd you do this weekend? Well, we went out on 0:39:10.360 --> 0:39:12.600 Michael's boat. I sat in the front. 0:39:13.080 --> 0:39:15.319 I'm a jew. You're like that. 0:39:15.200 --> 0:39:18.680 Doesn't even make sense, but they gotta tell you you 0:39:18.719 --> 0:39:23.359 worked it in early. Guy's a fucking punt returner. He's 0:39:23.360 --> 0:39:25.360 a Super Bowl MVP. He's gotta tell me he's Jewish. 0:39:25.560 --> 0:39:26.799 You'd be like, you know, I'm an MVP. 0:39:26.960 --> 0:39:30.439 Like work that in? You gotta you know there's only 0:39:30.480 --> 0:39:33.920 eighteen million of US bubs. How many Super Bowl MVPs 0:39:33.920 --> 0:39:36.759 are there? Only one? Wow? 0:39:41.960 --> 0:39:44.600 I worked in your contract a bonus MVP. No, you 0:39:44.719 --> 0:39:46.960 just got like a lof a local car contract or 0:39:47.040 --> 0:39:49.239 you don't. I had going to Disneyland. 0:39:49.719 --> 0:39:53.080 That you get that? Okay? That did you get that commercial? 0:39:53.440 --> 0:39:57.200 What's the super Bowl bonus payout? At that time, it 0:39:57.280 --> 0:39:59.120 was probably like if you won the super Bowl with 0:39:59.280 --> 0:40:02.359 all theccumulation of the other playoff games, it's like maybe 0:40:02.400 --> 0:40:03.480 a half a million bucks. 0:40:03.640 --> 0:40:05.440 That's a lot more than one hundred and eighty thousand 0:40:05.440 --> 0:40:07.840 from the ThunderCats or whatever fake team you're going to 0:40:07.920 --> 0:40:08.239 play for. 0:40:08.640 --> 0:40:13.359 Thundercons, BC, Lions, Lions. I'm an Aloe guy, me too. 0:40:14.200 --> 0:40:18.280 I'm a Toronto Argonauts guy. Arconatt sucked dude, the Jets 0:40:18.320 --> 0:40:21.399 of Canada. But when you think about it, though, going 0:40:21.440 --> 0:40:25.239 back to the pay it's actually we're getting bamboozled. 0:40:26.200 --> 0:40:28.680 You guys are for sure. Because Kyle Turley is a 0:40:28.680 --> 0:40:30.800 friend of mine, and he put this in my head earlier. 0:40:30.840 --> 0:40:33.960 Yeah, like when when you're playing in the playoffs, Yeah, 0:40:33.960 --> 0:40:36.640 you're getting an additional like for that divisional round. But 0:40:36.640 --> 0:40:38.279 if you get the first round by you don't get 0:40:38.280 --> 0:40:42.440 paid for that week of work. You don't get uh 0:40:42.480 --> 0:40:44.680 so you're not making any extra even though you've been 0:40:44.680 --> 0:40:46.400 in the playoffs for two weeks. So you get the 0:40:46.400 --> 0:40:50.239 body's getting taxed at text and then so but if 0:40:50.239 --> 0:40:53.759 you think about it, that's thirty grand. What's say a 0:40:53.800 --> 0:40:56.440 guy making twenty million dollars a year, he gets a 0:40:56.560 --> 0:40:59.640 million dollars a game. So we're gonna play in a 0:40:59.640 --> 0:41:03.400 playoff game that's going to be extremely highly rated for 0:41:04.360 --> 0:41:08.000 I usually get a million dollars for thirty grand. When 0:41:08.040 --> 0:41:10.480 all the work's done in like the preparation and the practice, 0:41:10.520 --> 0:41:11.919 that's what you're really getting paid for. 0:41:12.160 --> 0:41:13.640 You know, it's amazing. That's what I got paid for. 0:41:13.640 --> 0:41:15.680 The boy metzwell, I'm not kidding. 0:41:15.760 --> 0:41:17.960 Thirty rects. Yeah, it's a good that's a good little 0:41:18.000 --> 0:41:18.319 pay day. 0:41:18.360 --> 0:41:20.680 Yeah, but I didn't have to take any hits exactly, 0:41:20.880 --> 0:41:22.319 just my pride. 0:41:23.239 --> 0:41:24.200 Some can say that was it. 0:41:25.480 --> 0:41:29.680 That's but and also like your guys' medicals completely fucked up, 0:41:29.719 --> 0:41:32.080 and they've put they've had it both with the owners 0:41:32.160 --> 0:41:34.240 have had it both ways. I don't know how comfortable 0:41:34.239 --> 0:41:36.319 you are talking about this in a public forum. But 0:41:36.400 --> 0:41:38.880 Kyle Turley was the guy early because he had a concussion, 0:41:38.920 --> 0:41:42.840 concussion and like, well we can't give you you know, 0:41:42.920 --> 0:41:45.759 it's don't you don't need full time medical. It's it's 0:41:45.800 --> 0:41:47.720 it's too dangerous to give you full time medical. 0:41:47.920 --> 0:41:51.640 Well then guarantee it's it's nuts the men playing it 0:41:51.680 --> 0:41:54.120 both ways, right, yeah, it is the I tell you 0:41:54.200 --> 0:41:56.799 right now. The retirement plans with like the annuities, the 0:41:56.840 --> 0:42:00.320 four O one k's and all that stuff. Unbelievable NFL 0:42:00.320 --> 0:42:02.239 given why he complained so much because the. 0:42:02.160 --> 0:42:05.799 Medicalish, Oh my god, anti semite over here. 0:42:05.960 --> 0:42:11.680 Full, it's full because a real schnor. Well, I'll tell 0:42:11.680 --> 0:42:15.279 you what he really is. That's the one thing. The 0:42:15.280 --> 0:42:17.359 one thing is the medical we do not like we're 0:42:17.400 --> 0:42:20.279 hunting in Tennessee. I'll take it around a while, going 0:42:20.320 --> 0:42:22.160 on a decade? Ye are we going on a decade 0:42:22.160 --> 0:42:24.719 and each other more? Oh my god, don't remind much. 0:42:24.760 --> 0:42:26.600 All right, let's jump into a segment where we go 0:42:26.680 --> 0:42:29.040 back in a time around where the game took place 0:42:29.719 --> 0:42:33.120 and go over pop culture. This game took place May fourteenth, 0:42:33.280 --> 0:42:35.880 nineteen ninety six. This is Gonna Be fun. Number one 0:42:35.960 --> 0:42:40.120 movie Twister, never saw it, loved it. Bill Paxton, Dorothy. 0:42:40.239 --> 0:42:43.040 I love Bill Paxton. He's a good guy. Dorothy was 0:42:43.040 --> 0:42:44.880 the little the It was the thing that they had 0:42:44.920 --> 0:42:47.480 to put in the tornadoes so they could read the 0:42:47.680 --> 0:42:50.440 data from Wizard of Oz. Dorothy from the Wizard of 0:42:50.440 --> 0:42:53.680 Oz Okay. Number one song Crossroads by Bone Thugs and Harmony. 0:42:54.120 --> 0:42:58.600 Used to literally wake up before school on MTV jams 0:42:58.600 --> 0:43:01.480 when you watch make a music videos, I'd wake up 0:43:01.480 --> 0:43:04.520 early because they'd have like a rap like six thirty 0:43:04.560 --> 0:43:08.000 to seven, uh, music video section, and they would play 0:43:08.000 --> 0:43:10.080 this one all time. I love this song. Were you 0:43:10.200 --> 0:43:13.520 a big yeo? MTV raps guy? That was a little 0:43:13.560 --> 0:43:14.040 before me? 0:43:14.480 --> 0:43:16.360 That was more It's funny, you're way younger than me. 0:43:16.360 --> 0:43:19.000 I'm fifty four thirty nine. Yeah, it was way after 0:43:19.040 --> 0:43:20.640 It was a little after me, a little before you. 0:43:20.880 --> 0:43:23.839 So like the Korean War for US, Yeah, Korean War, 0:43:24.360 --> 0:43:28.279 I was a little trl remember. Uh, what is with 0:43:29.040 --> 0:43:34.799 Carson Lewis West in Peace? Yeah? Carson Daily Mission Impossible 0:43:34.960 --> 0:43:39.280 Primal Fear, The Quest and Flipper were all what's the Quest? 0:43:39.680 --> 0:43:40.120 The Quest? 0:43:40.200 --> 0:43:43.520 It's a Van Dam was one of the older Van Damns. 0:43:43.560 --> 0:43:46.680 Yeah, fuck yeah, I love Van Dam That I didn't. 0:43:46.680 --> 0:43:49.799 I don't remember that one though. This was about the 0:43:49.800 --> 0:43:54.080 time Jerry McGuire was going around, right, yeah, exactly Christmas time. 0:43:54.120 --> 0:43:56.959 It was Christmas And what people don't realize about Jerry 0:43:57.040 --> 0:44:00.160 maguire was it didn't It premiered at number three three 0:44:01.080 --> 0:44:03.640 that weekend it was Mars a Tax was one and 0:44:03.719 --> 0:44:04.759 Preachers Movie and. 0:44:04.800 --> 0:44:06.080 Preacher's Wife was two. 0:44:07.200 --> 0:44:10.480 And then the next weekend Preacher's Wife was one, mars 0:44:10.520 --> 0:44:13.440 at Tax was two, and then we I think week 0:44:13.600 --> 0:44:16.160 three it was finally number one, which is never happen. 0:44:16.280 --> 0:44:19.920 Usually you drop half your audience each weekend. That movie 0:44:20.120 --> 0:44:25.480 was insane, was pretty damn good. Sugarman, just Sugar changed 0:44:25.480 --> 0:44:28.200 my life. That was my first movie. That was your 0:44:28.239 --> 0:44:31.239 first movie. Explain it to us, how'd you get it? 0:44:31.480 --> 0:44:35.320 I auditioned to be the quarterback that Jerry O'Connell played, 0:44:35.600 --> 0:44:38.520 Cush Cush, yeah, and I just could not pull together 0:44:38.600 --> 0:44:41.879 a Southern accent that day. And then they said, well, 0:44:41.920 --> 0:44:44.960 you auditioned to be the mail nanny and I said sure. 0:44:45.440 --> 0:44:48.400 They said, well, the sides are in the hallway. Just 0:44:48.520 --> 0:44:51.200 memorize the best you can and come back. So the 0:44:51.280 --> 0:44:53.799 sides were three pages long, but the second page was 0:44:53.840 --> 0:44:56.040 all the guy says in the movie, like I want 0:44:56.080 --> 0:44:58.400 you to use this before his date with rene Zelwigger. 0:44:58.400 --> 0:44:59.719 You think he's gonna give him a condom, but he 0:44:59.760 --> 0:45:03.080 gives i'm a cassette tape and he goes, this is 0:45:03.120 --> 0:45:06.680 my I had that cassette. I owned that tape. So 0:45:07.000 --> 0:45:10.120 the page is him being really passionate. This is John 0:45:10.160 --> 0:45:13.359 Coltrane and Miles Davis, two masters of improv in their 0:45:13.440 --> 0:45:16.880 element with Canniballatterley and Philly Joe Jones on drums, and like, 0:45:16.960 --> 0:45:19.240 I knew all the guys because I studied the liner notes, 0:45:19.440 --> 0:45:21.280 so I memorized it in like a second. They probably 0:45:21.280 --> 0:45:23.520 thought I was like a savant and I came back 0:45:23.560 --> 0:45:26.240 in killed it. And then Jim Brooks said what about sugar? 0:45:27.000 --> 0:45:29.399 And I was like, Yo, there's no way I'm doing 0:45:29.440 --> 0:45:31.719 that from the hallway, Like, give me some time, and 0:45:31.760 --> 0:45:33.560 they gave me a week to memorize it. I didn't 0:45:33.560 --> 0:45:35.880 own a suit, I had hair like Brett Hart, the 0:45:36.000 --> 0:45:38.520 hit man from w W. I had pro wrestler hair. 0:45:38.600 --> 0:45:39.239 Did you cut it? 0:45:39.760 --> 0:45:41.920 I did not until I got the part, but I 0:45:42.000 --> 0:45:44.600 slicked it back as best I could. There's no I 0:45:44.600 --> 0:45:46.879 had no business getting that part, but I killed it. 0:45:47.040 --> 0:45:49.799 I killed it, killed it, and then I went in 0:45:49.840 --> 0:45:52.000 to read with Tom and he tried to kill me 0:45:52.200 --> 0:45:55.000 with it. How he knew all of his lines. He 0:45:55.040 --> 0:45:57.600 was completely off book. And it wasn't like, no, take 0:45:57.600 --> 0:46:00.520 your time, it's okay. It was like he was Jerry Maguire. 0:46:00.640 --> 0:46:03.279 He was getting fired and he was fucking pissed at 0:46:03.320 --> 0:46:05.600 me and wanted to rip my head off. And if 0:46:05.640 --> 0:46:08.799 I couldn't hang, I get like it's like going from 0:46:08.840 --> 0:46:11.400 the jugs gun to Tom, like, dude, run your fucking route, 0:46:11.440 --> 0:46:13.880 like this is this, this is this, And at that 0:46:13.960 --> 0:46:16.720 moment it was and and you know, it's amazing. 0:46:16.880 --> 0:46:18.160 I'm sure you get this in sports. 0:46:18.239 --> 0:46:21.440 It's like you're in like you're probably mid route going, oh, 0:46:21.440 --> 0:46:24.799 this is where guys flame out, this is where guys choke. 0:46:25.480 --> 0:46:28.920 No, you're thanks for playing along anyway. 0:46:29.960 --> 0:46:34.880 My next guest, please welcome Andrew Wiggins. 0:46:35.160 --> 0:46:41.399 He's Boston, so you get it. It cruises firing off, 0:46:41.440 --> 0:46:45.600 fucking Jermaine Wiggins. Yeah, here's a guy, great game in 0:46:45.640 --> 0:46:48.400 the snow Game, hit likes four or five six catches. 0:46:48.400 --> 0:46:51.879 He's Boston, he is, He's Boston. Yeah, I'll tell you. 0:46:52.719 --> 0:46:54.879 Uh so Yeah. And then I just I did good 0:46:54.880 --> 0:46:57.239 with Tom. And there was a moment where, you know, 0:46:57.480 --> 0:46:59.280 I say, I came here to fire you when he goes, 0:46:59.680 --> 0:47:02.240 and then there's a pause and I have the next line, 0:47:02.280 --> 0:47:04.560 and I go, it's real, you should say something. So 0:47:04.640 --> 0:47:07.120 I just kept staring them down and I let that 0:47:07.239 --> 0:47:09.799 pause grow and I realized, oh, they're going to think 0:47:09.840 --> 0:47:12.439 I forgot my line, so I kind of I kind 0:47:12.440 --> 0:47:14.360 of have all the power, so I just got to 0:47:14.440 --> 0:47:18.560 measure measure when before somebody says the line from the 0:47:18.640 --> 0:47:21.560 sides and I could feel the tension like a balloon 0:47:21.640 --> 0:47:23.719 going up, and I went, it's real, and I just 0:47:23.719 --> 0:47:26.920 felt everybody going, oh my god, like he fucking like 0:47:26.960 --> 0:47:27.640 I tricked them. 0:47:28.200 --> 0:47:30.400 And I was like, I got it. 0:47:30.480 --> 0:47:32.839 I know I got it, but in all fairness, I 0:47:32.880 --> 0:47:36.400 feel that after almost every audition and you get like 0:47:36.440 --> 0:47:38.720 one percent of them, and I was like, I killed 0:47:38.719 --> 0:47:39.080 that shit. 0:47:39.120 --> 0:47:42.600 They're like, well they went with your aunt Ruth or something. 0:47:45.080 --> 0:47:47.399 Do you say, aunt or aunt. I say aunt, Yeah, 0:47:47.440 --> 0:47:51.719 me too, I'm a aunt guy when when you get 0:47:51.719 --> 0:47:56.439 the role. But he asked you when you get the role, 0:47:56.600 --> 0:47:59.560 I'm an aunt guy. Oh that are you trying to do? 0:47:59.640 --> 0:48:02.319 The commute? The timing shit too? Now you two over 0:48:02.320 --> 0:48:06.040 there gallery He brings in the story of him. Does 0:48:06.080 --> 0:48:08.200 this cut into my time? This is cutting? It called 0:48:08.280 --> 0:48:11.520 yes ending, you know, just keeping it in the air 0:48:11.680 --> 0:48:14.160 the room. When you get that role, How did your 0:48:14.200 --> 0:48:17.040 life change? Well, it didn't change the way I thought. 0:48:17.080 --> 0:48:20.400 I thought, like, you know, the movie premieres and then 0:48:20.400 --> 0:48:22.160 when I walk down the street, everyone's gonna get out 0:48:22.160 --> 0:48:24.920 of my way. Yeah, but the amount of people that 0:48:25.000 --> 0:48:28.560 actually go to see a movie is not an actual 0:48:29.400 --> 0:48:32.000 You can't even compute it with the human race. It's 0:48:32.000 --> 0:48:34.640 so small. But then when it came then I forget 0:48:34.719 --> 0:48:36.600 about it. And then it came out on DVD. I 0:48:36.600 --> 0:48:38.400 went back to Manhattan, and I remember coming out of 0:48:38.400 --> 0:48:39.160 the subway and. 0:48:39.200 --> 0:48:40.040 People going bop. 0:48:40.080 --> 0:48:42.879 Sugar showed me the money and I was like, oh, 0:48:43.120 --> 0:48:46.440 way more people watch DVDs than actually go to the movies. 0:48:46.800 --> 0:48:49.920 I remember seeing. I remember seeing the movie in Times Square. 0:48:49.960 --> 0:48:51.880 It's always fun to like watch your own movie in 0:48:51.920 --> 0:48:54.920 the theater and just see people's reactions. So as me 0:48:54.960 --> 0:48:57.839 and Matt frost again, my agent, Frosty the show Man, 0:48:57.840 --> 0:49:01.520 I love you, buddy. He We're sitting in the theater. 0:49:01.920 --> 0:49:04.160 There's a gay couple in front of us and four 0:49:04.160 --> 0:49:07.239 black guys behind us, and Eric Stultz and Cameron crowe 0:49:07.280 --> 0:49:10.600 have this deal that Eric Stultz will be a cameo 0:49:10.680 --> 0:49:13.040 in every Cameron Crow movie in perpetuity. 0:49:13.080 --> 0:49:13.799 It's just their thing. 0:49:14.520 --> 0:49:18.759 So at Jerry McGuire's bachelor party, Eric Stultz does the 0:49:18.840 --> 0:49:21.239 toast and the one gay guy in front of us 0:49:21.239 --> 0:49:24.720 looks at his lover husband goes, is that Eric Staltz 0:49:25.480 --> 0:49:29.320 and the guy the guy goes like this, No. 0:49:31.160 --> 0:49:33.600 Like they've been arguing about Eric staltzell day, but it 0:49:33.719 --> 0:49:35.840 was it was Eric salt He goes to Derek Staltz. 0:49:35.840 --> 0:49:39.759 He goes, no, like, I'm so tired of talking about 0:49:39.840 --> 0:49:40.440 Eric Staltz. 0:49:40.800 --> 0:49:42.799 So they must have known Aeron Stolts. I don't know 0:49:42.840 --> 0:49:43.920 what the fuck was going on. 0:49:44.000 --> 0:49:45.640 But then there's like a half hour where I'm not 0:49:45.680 --> 0:49:47.160 in the movie, and then when they come back on 0:49:47.200 --> 0:49:49.759 screen from behind us, here, oh, here comes this motherfucker 0:49:49.800 --> 0:49:54.920 Guy Smiley again. Guy smiling guy, smile, here comes this 0:49:55.000 --> 0:49:58.520 motherfucker again. Oh shit, how long did it take to 0:49:58.560 --> 0:50:01.399 do that? I think it opened tantier watch it through 0:50:01.560 --> 0:50:03.840 two months. It opened the door. When I went to 0:50:03.880 --> 0:50:08.040 other auditions, it was, oh, that's the guy from there. 0:50:08.080 --> 0:50:10.239 Yeah, so you have a little more currency. 0:50:10.760 --> 0:50:12.799 And when your audition or when you're if you get 0:50:12.840 --> 0:50:16.480 offered like I got offered Go, there's other movies you 0:50:16.800 --> 0:50:18.920 kind of get offered because they're they're like, okay, we 0:50:19.000 --> 0:50:21.239 got that guy, and you realize, oh, I'm a part 0:50:21.280 --> 0:50:23.640 of this process of making a movie, like my name 0:50:23.719 --> 0:50:27.760 has some some value where if I'm attached a little money, 0:50:28.280 --> 0:50:30.239 you know, it's it's you know, the movie can get 0:50:30.239 --> 0:50:30.920 made if you know. 0:50:30.920 --> 0:50:32.959 I've never been the guy like J Moore, Like, let's 0:50:32.960 --> 0:50:34.880 make the movie. It's J Moore. I've never been that guy. 0:50:35.120 --> 0:50:37.239 But you know, for the lower budget like Go and 0:50:37.320 --> 0:50:39.200 Suicide Kings was it was a big one. 0:50:39.239 --> 0:50:41.200 Now, how was that set? So I just I just 0:50:41.280 --> 0:50:44.880 did a movie, my first movie as well, and I 0:50:44.920 --> 0:50:48.480 and I was really nervous getting into it. And but 0:50:48.560 --> 0:50:51.520 then when I was on the set with the other 0:50:51.960 --> 0:50:55.840 actors and the director, I felt a comfort. 0:50:56.400 --> 0:51:00.520 Yeah, how was that set was the set like oh yeah, well, 0:51:00.520 --> 0:51:03.280 I mean Cameron Crowe is like the nicest grant. 0:51:03.360 --> 0:51:03.799 He's young. 0:51:03.880 --> 0:51:05.880 I'm not saying grandfather like he's old, but like that 0:51:06.160 --> 0:51:10.200 fatherly like everything's fine, We're going fishing, relax. I'll have 0:51:10.280 --> 0:51:12.000 him on my dinner. It's okay. 0:51:12.320 --> 0:51:14.960 He was that guy and he would let you add lib. 0:51:15.040 --> 0:51:18.200 He'd say, do it as written, and then we're gonna 0:51:18.200 --> 0:51:20.560 have fun, like third or fourth take, we're gonna have 0:51:20.560 --> 0:51:23.840 a good time. And I'm like okay. And Tom Cruise 0:51:23.960 --> 0:51:28.720 was just the coolest guy in the world, like he's 0:51:28.800 --> 0:51:29.800 the best. 0:51:30.080 --> 0:51:30.920 And I didn't realize this. 0:51:31.000 --> 0:51:33.919 Jerry O'Connell was just on my podcast and he goes, 0:51:33.960 --> 0:51:36.840 you don't remember this. At rehearsal, We're at the Sony 0:51:36.920 --> 0:51:39.560 lot and Tom Cruise had his own chef and You're like, 0:51:39.560 --> 0:51:42.200 what's going on here? And apparently I went up to 0:51:42.200 --> 0:51:44.319 Tom like, what's going on, mister, Oh fancy pants? We 0:51:44.320 --> 0:51:47.239 got eat Panda expressing and Tom Cruise a chef from 0:51:47.239 --> 0:51:49.520 that day forward, always made Tom and me lunch. 0:51:50.120 --> 0:51:51.319 But I have no memory of this. 0:51:51.920 --> 0:51:54.000 But Jerry's like, no, you blew my mind. And you 0:51:54.000 --> 0:51:56.520 would go in his trailer and get like exercise equipment. 0:51:56.800 --> 0:51:59.239 I'm like, no, I remember going into his trailer to 0:51:59.280 --> 0:52:02.319 get a jump rope, but I did ask permission to go. 0:52:02.400 --> 0:52:04.080 He goes, No, you went in there all the time. 0:52:04.120 --> 0:52:07.000 I'm like, Jerry, I'm not crazy, but I do know 0:52:07.080 --> 0:52:09.359 Nicole Kidman was in there too, so I'm not stupid either. 0:52:10.520 --> 0:52:14.840 Hey, now old Kidman the he's a thunder Kidman. Whoo, 0:52:15.320 --> 0:52:19.959 she's a beauty sugar packets no pun intending none. Yeah. 0:52:19.960 --> 0:52:20.839 So it was a good set. 0:52:20.880 --> 0:52:23.480 It was a fun set and it was very There 0:52:23.520 --> 0:52:25.839 was work to be done, but there was a lot 0:52:25.880 --> 0:52:26.960 of money to shoot. 0:52:27.000 --> 0:52:29.000 It wasn't like an independent where you shoot like fifteen 0:52:29.040 --> 0:52:30.560 pages in a day. We gotta go, we gotta go. 0:52:30.960 --> 0:52:34.440 It was we had the luxury of Sony, the machine 0:52:34.480 --> 0:52:35.640 of Sony behind us. 0:52:35.680 --> 0:52:39.600 Did you when you're around Tom Cruise and you said 0:52:39.640 --> 0:52:43.759 he knew his lines when you were auditioning, did you 0:52:43.800 --> 0:52:49.120 see a sense of professionalism that you're like, holy fuck, 0:52:49.200 --> 0:52:50.920 that's why he's Tom Cruise. Yes? 0:52:51.239 --> 0:52:54.640 If he he was so nice to each person and 0:52:54.719 --> 0:52:57.279 knew everyone's names, like when I came in and said 0:52:57.320 --> 0:52:59.680 hi to everybody, Like that's kind of him, Like what 0:52:59.680 --> 0:53:02.480 I learned from him, and I remember once we were 0:53:02.480 --> 0:53:05.439 in a van going a set and the wardrobe lady 0:53:05.480 --> 0:53:06.879 looks at me and goes, you know, you can hang 0:53:06.920 --> 0:53:09.120 up your clothes at the end of the day. And 0:53:09.160 --> 0:53:11.920 I was a dick. I go, I don't work in wardrobe. 0:53:12.280 --> 0:53:14.200 And then they closed the van door and Tom's in 0:53:14.200 --> 0:53:15.600 the front seat. He turns around and he goes, you know, 0:53:15.640 --> 0:53:19.160 these girls, they bust their ass. They're here way before 0:53:19.200 --> 0:53:22.480 we are. And I was like, so like ever since then, 0:53:22.560 --> 0:53:25.440 my shit's on a hangar, socks folded up, putting the 0:53:25.440 --> 0:53:30.040 shoes like He's right, And you realize acting is just 0:53:30.200 --> 0:53:31.120 a department. 0:53:31.760 --> 0:53:32.359 Like there's this. 0:53:33.280 --> 0:53:37.200 Massive it's like the Death Star and there's all these departments, Like, 0:53:38.000 --> 0:53:41.440 just be the least of everyone's problems. 0:53:40.920 --> 0:53:43.960 In your department. Everyone's part of the team. Everyone's part 0:53:43.960 --> 0:53:45.440 of the team, everyone's got a roll. 0:53:45.760 --> 0:53:48.400 Tom was a really great guy, and I'm very lucky 0:53:48.440 --> 0:53:50.960 that was my first movie because I learned how to 0:53:51.080 --> 0:53:53.600 act on a set from watching him be But I'm 0:53:53.640 --> 0:53:55.759 a comedian, like I break balls a lot, and I 0:53:55.760 --> 0:53:57.760 can get out of hand back in the day, for sure, 0:53:58.440 --> 0:54:03.160 not anymore, but being like a nice guy was like, yeah, 0:54:03.280 --> 0:54:04.040 I want to be like. 0:54:04.000 --> 0:54:07.239 That, like he was cool man. Yeah, there's so Like 0:54:07.320 --> 0:54:10.360 I always like asking those questions about those certain types 0:54:10.400 --> 0:54:14.839 of people because people think that, like people like Tom 0:54:14.920 --> 0:54:17.279 Cruise or Tom Brady, they luck into this ship. Now 0:54:17.320 --> 0:54:19.960 these people fucking work for this ship. They're they're they're 0:54:20.040 --> 0:54:21.920 they're at this spot for a reason. 0:54:22.120 --> 0:54:25.760 If Tom Cruise pumped gas in mine, not North Dakota, 0:54:26.360 --> 0:54:29.680 he would have still been become Tom Cruise. You cannot 0:54:30.719 --> 0:54:34.960 cap whatever that thing he has. No, it's you cannot 0:54:34.960 --> 0:54:38.759 deny it. It's an irresistible force and immovable. It's it's 0:54:38.960 --> 0:54:43.240 a super nova of of whoa they would have found them. 0:54:43.640 --> 0:54:47.160 That's that's that's good for people to know that ship. 0:54:47.360 --> 0:54:51.560 You know, dreams without actions are just fucking dreams. Put 0:54:51.560 --> 0:54:53.440 that on a goddamn T shirt. That's what Frank used 0:54:53.480 --> 0:54:56.080 to tell me. My dad, Uh, my dad. 0:54:56.080 --> 0:54:58.360 My dad used to race cars in the same like 0:54:58.440 --> 0:55:00.880 local tracks that Tom Cruise, and my dad goes, Hey, 0:55:00.920 --> 0:55:03.200 why do you ask your buddy Tom Cruise what what 0:55:03.719 --> 0:55:05.960 gear is he in in Watkins Glenn Raceway Because he's 0:55:05.960 --> 0:55:07.840 the only guy that ever crashes into the bales of 0:55:07.880 --> 0:55:09.240 hey on turn. 0:55:09.080 --> 0:55:11.000 One and I'm like, all right. 0:55:11.480 --> 0:55:13.359 So we're on set at Sony and I asked Tom, 0:55:13.360 --> 0:55:18.640 and Tom's like, you know, I think I was in 0:55:18.719 --> 0:55:19.279 first gear. 0:55:19.880 --> 0:55:20.920 And I'm like, all right. 0:55:22.640 --> 0:55:25.600 Six weeks go by, we're filming at sun Double Stadium 0:55:26.280 --> 0:55:29.000 in Tempe. I'm standing this three in the morning. I'm 0:55:29.000 --> 0:55:31.360 throwing a football with the guy that plays my quarterback. 0:55:31.840 --> 0:55:34.160 And Tom Cruise comes running out of the tunnel. And 0:55:34.200 --> 0:55:36.759 then there's very few guys that run like Tom Cruise's. 0:55:36.840 --> 0:55:39.360 He's him and Lee, Him and Leo DiCaprio are the 0:55:39.360 --> 0:55:40.919 two greatest film runners of all time. 0:55:41.160 --> 0:55:42.320 And he's just running right at me. 0:55:42.400 --> 0:55:46.880 He's like jj jj, I go, what hey, what's going on? 0:55:46.960 --> 0:55:50.440 I catch, I go what's going on? He goes, what 0:55:50.520 --> 0:55:51.359 gear was your dad? 0:55:51.400 --> 0:55:51.480 In? 0:55:53.680 --> 0:55:57.480 Six weeks later, like that's the level of awesomeness you're 0:55:57.480 --> 0:56:01.399 talking about, Like he was in his trailer and went 0:56:01.600 --> 0:56:02.480 I never asked him. 0:56:02.600 --> 0:56:04.279 I never asked him to the fall And. 0:56:04.239 --> 0:56:05.600 He ran off to the set and asked me that 0:56:05.800 --> 0:56:08.719 in front of ten thousand extra You know what, I 0:56:08.800 --> 0:56:09.440 told him. 0:56:09.560 --> 0:56:14.600 Get away from me, Tom, don't bother me. Oh my god, 0:56:15.360 --> 0:56:19.000 fucking extraordinary people are extraordinary. No, I'm not putting that 0:56:19.040 --> 0:56:20.440 on a T shirt. That was whack. That was when 0:56:20.560 --> 0:56:21.320 I try. 0:56:21.040 --> 0:56:22.440 I tried. 0:56:23.760 --> 0:56:30.600 In this years, we're the Chicago Bulls. MVP Michael Jordan, 0:56:30.760 --> 0:56:34.439 what a shock, What a shocker. Mario Lemieux. You guys 0:56:34.440 --> 0:56:35.040 are the Bulls. 0:56:35.640 --> 0:56:37.319 It's like, you could be as great as you want, 0:56:37.400 --> 0:56:39.120 but you gotta go against the Patriots and they're gonna 0:56:39.120 --> 0:56:41.400 take your heart and soul unless your name is Eli 0:56:41.440 --> 0:56:43.480 Manning and the only guy that. 0:56:43.520 --> 0:56:46.719 Cracked the code twice. Worst call ever Joe Buck in 0:56:46.760 --> 0:56:47.759 that Super Bowl. 0:56:48.480 --> 0:56:53.080 Manning still on his feet throws, Tyree caught. 0:56:55.200 --> 0:57:00.480 Thanks Joe, It's the greatest catch in Super Bowl history. 0:57:00.760 --> 0:57:05.000 Manning still on his feet throws, Tyree caught. 0:57:05.840 --> 0:57:09.080 Was it like that? Yes, I don't remember it. He 0:57:09.120 --> 0:57:10.920 did a good job with your catch. That was a 0:57:10.920 --> 0:57:15.320 good call. But here, that's incredible. He did an incredible Oh. Buck, 0:57:15.960 --> 0:57:19.040 were you in New York in the nineties? Yeah? How 0:57:19.120 --> 0:57:20.800 was New York in the mid nineties? 0:57:21.080 --> 0:57:21.240 Oh? 0:57:21.240 --> 0:57:21.800 It was great. 0:57:22.120 --> 0:57:24.360 It was good because it got kind of safe. It 0:57:24.440 --> 0:57:28.240 wasn't like that seventies cerproco like yikes, but it was 0:57:28.240 --> 0:57:31.320 still a little it was a little edge, a little edge, 0:57:31.320 --> 0:57:34.200 and I was like lower East Side, which was yikes. 0:57:34.400 --> 0:57:39.080 But then by this time, this is after Saturday Night Live, 0:57:39.280 --> 0:57:42.200 so I had like a building with a doorman and 0:57:43.680 --> 0:57:46.360 it was it was good living. It was good living. 0:57:47.040 --> 0:57:48.520 This was a good time to be in New York. 0:57:48.560 --> 0:57:50.800 Great time for stand up. This was like still a 0:57:50.840 --> 0:57:54.000 big boon. Everybody was getting specials, everybody was getting work, 0:57:54.000 --> 0:57:56.400 and there was so many different ways to make it 0:57:56.440 --> 0:57:57.920 in stand up. You could be a guy on the 0:57:58.000 --> 0:58:01.000 road making two hundred thousand a year. You could do commercials, 0:58:01.040 --> 0:58:02.720 you can get a sitcom, you can work at MTV. 0:58:02.840 --> 0:58:05.280 MTV was popping. Yeah, yeah, that's where a lot of 0:58:05.280 --> 0:58:09.000 comics were going. Yeah, probably the cool comics because they 0:58:09.000 --> 0:58:11.880 would do all like the movie shit who poly Shore. 0:58:12.400 --> 0:58:16.960 Yeah, a sweet guy start. I'm so jealous of him 0:58:16.960 --> 0:58:19.480 when I was at like around this time. 0:58:19.720 --> 0:58:23.800 Look what the fuck two million for Encino. Man, I'm 0:58:23.800 --> 0:58:26.760 out here breaking my back in this acting game. This 0:58:26.880 --> 0:58:27.720 guy stinks. 0:58:27.920 --> 0:58:30.680 And then it's like, like PAULI is the best. 0:58:31.560 --> 0:58:33.320 It just shows you what an asshole I could have been. 0:58:34.120 --> 0:58:38.320 Hey, manager used to always ask me one important question, 0:58:38.360 --> 0:58:39.960 would you trade places with him? 0:58:40.160 --> 0:58:40.280 No? 0:58:40.880 --> 0:58:44.480 There you go, Jackie. Let's jump into we get into 0:58:44.520 --> 0:58:47.520 these managers, get fucking lineup, guys. 0:58:47.560 --> 0:58:52.640 My hundred and forty rbies, I'm seeing thirty eight RB 0:58:52.800 --> 0:58:55.760 eyes one hundred and twenty three RB eyes one hundred 0:58:55.800 --> 0:58:58.760 and three RBI. 0:58:59.280 --> 0:59:02.720 Is a ride Jay bunor King Griffy Jr. Yeah, the 0:59:02.760 --> 0:59:03.720 big unit Randy. 0:59:03.600 --> 0:59:06.520 Johns was gonna just take his job. No, whatever you 0:59:06.520 --> 0:59:08.640 want helping me out. I love it. I mean this 0:59:08.800 --> 0:59:10.440 was look at your team, Look. 0:59:10.240 --> 0:59:12.560 At how this is why you don't win a World series. 0:59:12.560 --> 0:59:15.040 Like in football, you gotta have the quarterback, best picture 0:59:15.040 --> 0:59:17.400 on the team, Sterling Hitchcock five e R. 0:59:18.520 --> 0:59:19.680 That ain't gonna do it now. 0:59:19.800 --> 0:59:21.040 I mean that was kind of the story of this 0:59:21.080 --> 0:59:25.960 team led the NLB in runs, RBIs doubles, but league 0:59:26.000 --> 0:59:28.959 wars d r A five points. Randy Johnson, that's gonna 0:59:28.960 --> 0:59:29.240 get you. 0:59:29.480 --> 0:59:32.600 Yeah. I had that bulging disc in his back this year, tough. 0:59:32.760 --> 0:59:36.160 That's when the unit was fucking. Chris Bosio he was 0:59:36.200 --> 0:59:37.440 before he was killing doves. 0:59:37.440 --> 0:59:40.200 Man, Oh my, I can't believe he's a lineup. Chris 0:59:40.200 --> 0:59:42.560 Bosio was like a junk baller or a thumber. They'd 0:59:42.600 --> 0:59:43.880 call him Bozio. 0:59:44.520 --> 0:59:47.400 David Ortiz went to Minnesota. They had David was a 0:59:47.440 --> 0:59:48.080 young David. 0:59:48.600 --> 0:59:51.040 Back then he was named David aria is how he 0:59:51.080 --> 0:59:54.040 was credited really to Minneso. Yes, they didn't quite know 0:59:54.120 --> 0:59:57.360 the the Dominican naming conventions, I think, and they they 0:59:57.360 --> 0:59:58.480 had him labeled as David. 0:59:58.320 --> 1:00:01.320 Arina, hard hitting Mark Whitten off the back. What I mean? 1:00:01.560 --> 1:00:04.880 This this is fun bas. 1:00:04.040 --> 1:00:05.920 This you know who was like this was the Indians 1:00:05.920 --> 1:00:07.480 had this kind of set up to where there was 1:00:07.520 --> 1:00:09.840 just bats for days and then the pictures were like, 1:00:13.200 --> 1:00:14.280 man that was. 1:00:14.080 --> 1:00:15.439 Was that the Tomade Cleveland days? 1:00:15.480 --> 1:00:18.000 Yeah, Manny, and they the best in field I ever 1:00:18.040 --> 1:00:20.640 saw in my life with Robbie A. Lamar and Omar Visco. 1:00:21.680 --> 1:00:25.200 We'll be right back after this quick break. Did King 1:00:25.240 --> 1:00:28.400 Griffy Junior have the coolest looking swing? There's no better swing. 1:00:28.400 --> 1:00:31.160 I would always I was always because I was I'll 1:00:31.200 --> 1:00:34.040 die on this hill. I was always a kid that 1:00:34.040 --> 1:00:36.440 would argue it for what we got. Barry Bond, I 1:00:36.480 --> 1:00:39.160 loved berries. I know you're a compact. That thing was fun. 1:00:40.120 --> 1:00:42.680 Dressed was deadly, it was, but he didn't dressed like 1:00:42.680 --> 1:00:44.560 a fucking stormtrooper, like your asshole. 1:00:45.320 --> 1:00:45.840 Hey. 1:00:46.200 --> 1:00:47.880 He went out there like a man with a batting 1:00:47.880 --> 1:00:51.440 helmet backwards into the cat backwards in the against r. 1:00:51.480 --> 1:00:54.480 J some some would say that someone who is a pioneer, 1:00:54.520 --> 1:00:56.920 look at everyone, Now everyone's a stormtrooper. 1:00:56.960 --> 1:01:00.320 Now, how about the owner of Seattle, Hiroshi mouch Was 1:01:00.320 --> 1:01:05.680 that the Atari guy he was ninto? That's pretty cool. 1:01:06.280 --> 1:01:08.640 Oh my god, I didn't know. Lee Ilia was one 1:01:08.680 --> 1:01:10.800 of the coaches of the Mariners. The greatest meltdown of 1:01:10.840 --> 1:01:11.440 all time. 1:01:11.560 --> 1:01:12.880 I never I don't know that one. 1:01:12.960 --> 1:01:16.080 You might want to pull it up now you it'll 1:01:16.120 --> 1:01:16.680 be worth it. 1:01:16.840 --> 1:01:19.360 Lee Ilia. He got fired the next day. Is that 1:01:19.440 --> 1:01:21.400 the one where he did in the miners. 1:01:21.880 --> 1:01:24.840 No, he was managing the cubs and he goes, these 1:01:24.840 --> 1:01:27.640 people come out here and fucking boo my fucking ass, 1:01:27.680 --> 1:01:30.400 tell them to get fucking jobs. It's a playground for 1:01:30.480 --> 1:01:33.760 those country cocksuckers. I got guys busting their ass and 1:01:33.800 --> 1:01:38.640 these motherfuckers boo my fucking ass. He did that right 1:01:38.680 --> 1:01:41.320 interview right afterwards, got fired the next day today to 1:01:41.400 --> 1:01:41.880 be promoted. 1:01:42.080 --> 1:01:44.240 Wait, there's no video, but the audio, that's all. That's 1:01:44.240 --> 1:01:44.760 all you need. 1:01:45.800 --> 1:01:48.440 Just to stuff it up them three thousand people that 1:01:48.560 --> 1:01:53.400 show up every fucking day, because if they're the real 1:01:53.520 --> 1:01:57.400 Chicago fucking fans, they can kiss my fucking ass right 1:01:57.480 --> 1:01:58.960 downtown and punt it. 1:02:00.560 --> 1:02:07.400 They're really really behind you around here, my fucking ass, Am. 1:02:07.280 --> 1:02:08.840 I supposed to do go out there and let my 1:02:08.840 --> 1:02:11.960 fucking players get destroyed every day and be quiet about 1:02:11.960 --> 1:02:14.560 it for the fucking nickel dime people to show up. 1:02:14.840 --> 1:02:17.640 The motherfuckers don't even work. That's why they're out at 1:02:17.680 --> 1:02:20.520 the fucking game. They only go out and get a 1:02:20.520 --> 1:02:22.440 fucking job and find out what it's like to go 1:02:22.480 --> 1:02:25.760 out there in a fucking living. Eighty five percent of 1:02:25.840 --> 1:02:28.800 the fucking world's working. The other fifteen come out here 1:02:29.960 --> 1:02:36.000 the fucking playground for the cocksuckers. Rip them, motherfuckers, Rip 1:02:36.040 --> 1:02:38.600 them cocksuckers, like the fucking. 1:02:38.320 --> 1:02:41.240 Players, Oh my god, best god. 1:02:41.160 --> 1:02:44.040 Guys fussing their fucking ass and not fucking people too. 1:02:44.280 --> 1:02:47.680 And that's the cut, my ass. 1:02:48.160 --> 1:02:52.120 That is. He's coaching baseball, by the way, just still. 1:02:52.720 --> 1:02:54.480 But at the end of that runt, he says something 1:02:54.480 --> 1:02:57.080 that's incredible. He goes, there's one hundred and forty fucking 1:02:57.120 --> 1:02:57.720 games left. 1:02:59.240 --> 1:03:03.960 He's right, like, bro, we're twenty two games in. 1:03:04.040 --> 1:03:08.160 Relax, Oh my god, it's such a fucking forty fucking games. 1:03:08.200 --> 1:03:12.240 Like I just got PTSD from COUD, you know, just 1:03:12.280 --> 1:03:15.080 from hearing one hundred and forty. Like baseball, I remember 1:03:15.160 --> 1:03:18.720 playing like fifty games in the summer, like doubleheaders as 1:03:18.720 --> 1:03:20.920 a like fourteen year old. We're so you have to 1:03:20.920 --> 1:03:26.040 have such crazy competitive stamina to play baseball. Basketball I 1:03:26.040 --> 1:03:27.920 think is worse, like best same, but you got to 1:03:27.920 --> 1:03:28.600 get up for that. 1:03:28.880 --> 1:03:32.400 Basketball started at Halloween and we're still going it's fucking 1:03:32.480 --> 1:03:33.920 late June, I know. 1:03:34.120 --> 1:03:38.760 But basketball, like you're at least moving. Oh yeah, I 1:03:38.760 --> 1:03:40.800 see what you're saying. Like the competitive standin that is 1:03:41.000 --> 1:03:44.360 to pay. I get that. Like I imagine getting up 1:03:44.480 --> 1:03:47.320 when when you're like your teams fucking I got that 1:03:47.440 --> 1:03:49.320 eighty and whatever and you got. 1:03:49.200 --> 1:03:51.680 Sitting on a bench for three hours because it's your day. 1:03:51.560 --> 1:03:55.280 Off, fucking lighting each other on fire and the dugout. Yeah, 1:03:55.320 --> 1:03:59.040 fucking doing the stupidest shit. It's crazy that I have 1:03:59.080 --> 1:04:04.280 such respect for their competitive series. The team. Bernie Williams amazing. 1:04:05.120 --> 1:04:07.720 Bernie Williams is as good as you can be without 1:04:07.720 --> 1:04:10.280 getting into the Hall of Fame. That's that's the high 1:04:10.280 --> 1:04:11.040 watermark for. 1:04:11.120 --> 1:04:12.919 No Hall of Fame. Ernie Williams is good. 1:04:13.000 --> 1:04:15.000 He was in great, he was perfect. He's the perfect player. 1:04:15.320 --> 1:04:19.680 He's got pop. He steals bases three h five, ave unbelieved. 1:04:19.680 --> 1:04:21.400 I don't have time to say average. I'm a busy man. 1:04:21.720 --> 1:04:23.520 He had a lot of sneaky great home runs. Didn't 1:04:23.520 --> 1:04:25.440 he have like a couple of game winners? Yeah, Twitch, 1:04:26.280 --> 1:04:28.800 just like you big time? Where did Jeter get ten 1:04:28.840 --> 1:04:30.080 bombs from? That's the weird part. 1:04:30.200 --> 1:04:34.160 Look at fucking Pettitt twenty one and eight, crafty lefty? 1:04:34.520 --> 1:04:36.200 Who else was clements on this? 1:04:36.360 --> 1:04:40.560 You said, but I mean still a heck of a 1:04:40.640 --> 1:04:41.520 roster we're looking at here? 1:04:41.560 --> 1:04:42.600 I mean no. 1:04:42.640 --> 1:04:46.360 Mare Garcia Para told me a story when Larretz was 1:04:46.400 --> 1:04:47.960 on the Red Sox. 1:04:48.440 --> 1:04:50.840 You're like, how come Larretz can't stick with the team. 1:04:50.880 --> 1:04:54.360 He goes, well, we were playing in Anaheim, and uh, 1:04:54.760 --> 1:04:56.960 Grady Little took him out because they were bringing in 1:04:57.000 --> 1:04:59.760 Troy Percival and Jim Larretz instead of coming out of 1:04:59.760 --> 1:05:00.000 the game. 1:05:00.040 --> 1:05:01.800 I'm still in the on deck circle and goes. 1:05:01.840 --> 1:05:07.160 Ever heard of Mark fucking Wallers yelled at his manager 1:05:07.200 --> 1:05:09.880 from the on deck circle. It's like, so, maybe that's 1:05:09.880 --> 1:05:10.920 why he didn't stick with a team. 1:05:10.960 --> 1:05:13.640 He was kind of a jerk. They just get the 1:05:14.080 --> 1:05:20.800 Graham Lloyd Danvers. 1:05:18.160 --> 1:05:22.560 Graham Lloyd is a lefty submarine picture from Australia. OHI 1:05:23.080 --> 1:05:25.320 you think he probably a little bit of that cricket might. 1:05:25.520 --> 1:05:27.600 I can't stand the way those people talk. Learn to 1:05:27.600 --> 1:05:30.480 speak English. If you're gonna come to my country. Everything 1:05:30.560 --> 1:05:34.320 nice sounds like a question. Everything's either over there? I roll, 1:05:34.360 --> 1:05:36.520 But he that's a good accent when you stick your 1:05:36.520 --> 1:05:37.800 fights in the clowns vagina. 1:05:38.480 --> 1:05:39.800 You like, what did that guy just say to me? 1:05:42.400 --> 1:05:44.000 Is there a lot of Australian pictures? 1:05:44.640 --> 1:05:44.720 No? 1:05:45.280 --> 1:05:47.320 A couple is that? Do they play cricket? Don't they 1:05:47.320 --> 1:05:50.160 play cricket out there? Because it's an English country? Yeah, 1:05:50.320 --> 1:05:53.080 I guess I don't know Australia. I think their sport 1:05:53.160 --> 1:05:57.720 is drinking that in rugby fighting Australia for it's not 1:05:57.760 --> 1:06:00.520 even really Australian. I heard. Really it's like a hoggin 1:06:00.560 --> 1:06:03.040 daw situation. Yeah, fucking hogends. 1:06:03.160 --> 1:06:05.680 But uh, this was we mentioned it earlier. This was 1:06:05.720 --> 1:06:08.240 Joe Tory's first season as manager, took over for books 1:06:08.240 --> 1:06:10.720 show Walter and I mean big time turnaround here for 1:06:10.720 --> 1:06:12.920 the Yankees about to start the dynasty. If you remember, 1:06:12.960 --> 1:06:14.720 like I mean, the mail was ninety plus games in 1:06:14.840 --> 1:06:18.560 nineteen ninety so big turnaround. Don Maddenley retired the year 1:06:18.560 --> 1:06:21.439 before Tino Martinez came in, had big shoes to fill there, 1:06:21.760 --> 1:06:24.560 but you know, became a Yankee legend from Seattle. 1:06:24.640 --> 1:06:26.200 Yeah, from Seattle legend. 1:06:26.280 --> 1:06:26.480 Yeah. 1:06:26.520 --> 1:06:29.520 I just see at this time in my life, I 1:06:29.600 --> 1:06:33.640 was on the West Coast and we everyone just hated 1:06:33.640 --> 1:06:36.400 the Yankees because they always like this is when I 1:06:36.400 --> 1:06:40.920 started really remembering sports kind of ninety six, and we 1:06:41.000 --> 1:06:42.840 didn't really get to watch them because they were on 1:06:42.960 --> 1:06:48.040 so early. And then you just started seeing them after this, 1:06:48.200 --> 1:06:51.680 just start winning championship after championship or World Series after 1:06:51.720 --> 1:06:54.480 World Series. This is like, what is this air to you? 1:06:54.960 --> 1:06:59.760 I'm so happy just reading these names. I'm I'm this 1:06:59.880 --> 1:07:02.200 was like some of the best times in my life. 1:07:02.520 --> 1:07:04.960 I just love this team so much. I remember going 1:07:05.000 --> 1:07:05.920 to a spring training game. 1:07:05.960 --> 1:07:06.680 I was on the road. 1:07:06.720 --> 1:07:08.760 We were in Tampa, and every guy comes out of 1:07:08.760 --> 1:07:11.800 the dugout and you're like, hey, Gina, Hey Gita. 1:07:11.840 --> 1:07:13.160 Because he was a kid. I think it was a rookie, 1:07:13.160 --> 1:07:15.680 the rookie. This was rookie year, pre gift baskets, rookie. 1:07:15.480 --> 1:07:19.360 First Yankee to hit three thousand hits ever ever, because 1:07:19.400 --> 1:07:21.760 they all fought in wars before the Demaggio mantle. 1:07:22.760 --> 1:07:25.840 We're like, hey, gita, hejita, Hey fucking dono doino. 1:07:26.040 --> 1:07:28.040 And I remember Bernie Williams comes out of the dugout 1:07:28.080 --> 1:07:29.760 and it was like it's like when you see a 1:07:29.760 --> 1:07:30.560 deer in the woods. 1:07:30.600 --> 1:07:34.520 You're like it was. He was like this magical. It's 1:07:34.520 --> 1:07:35.840 like all this, don't heckle Bernie. 1:07:35.880 --> 1:07:37.880 He's like the cat, like the unwritten rule, like, don't 1:07:37.920 --> 1:07:41.800 Bernie's different, leave him alone. Yeah, Paul O'Neill was a 1:07:41.840 --> 1:07:44.040 red ass. I remember I was sitting at a Yankee 1:07:44.120 --> 1:07:46.880 game and he's kept. He struck out twice, and there 1:07:46.920 --> 1:07:48.840 was old ladies in the very I'm in, like the 1:07:48.840 --> 1:07:52.640 fifth row and the very first row, five like blue 1:07:52.680 --> 1:07:55.040 hair old ladies, and they had Paul O'Neill shirts. Paul 1:07:55.080 --> 1:07:58.640 O'Neil hats Paul O'Neill signs and he strikes out and 1:07:58.680 --> 1:08:01.320 he goes to the outfield over he's jogging back in 1:08:01.360 --> 1:08:03.560 and the one lady goes, we still love you, Paul. 1:08:03.600 --> 1:08:05.640 He goes, well, that doesn't fucking help me, does it. 1:08:07.160 --> 1:08:09.680 I'm like, wow, this guy. I guess there's one on 1:08:09.720 --> 1:08:11.520 every team. Who was that guy in the Patriots who's 1:08:11.520 --> 1:08:12.040 the red ass? 1:08:12.800 --> 1:08:18.799 Probably me? Yeah, he think so. I was very serious 1:08:18.840 --> 1:08:22.879 when it came to football time. Yeah. I didn't engage 1:08:22.880 --> 1:08:25.719 with the other team before the game. I didn't talk 1:08:25.760 --> 1:08:29.439 to fans or anything before a game. We were there 1:08:29.479 --> 1:08:32.320 for a fucking job. Why oh led league? 1:08:32.360 --> 1:08:32.479 Was it? 1:08:32.479 --> 1:08:35.320 Andy Peennittt wasn't even in the running for Cy Young 1:08:35.520 --> 1:08:36.759 but he led the league and wins. 1:08:37.080 --> 1:08:39.640 That's insane. This was This was when Marianna River what 1:08:39.800 --> 1:08:40.880 even the closer? He was a setup guy. 1:08:40.880 --> 1:08:43.479 This year, John Wetland was the closer and Mariano pitched 1:08:43.479 --> 1:08:45.760 the eighth inning. John John Wetland he was kind of 1:08:45.760 --> 1:08:50.120 a red ass too. He would rollerblade around Yankee Stadium pregame. 1:08:50.800 --> 1:08:53.200 So no, mar was like a good friend of mine. 1:08:53.200 --> 1:08:55.080 So you go to the game super early to see 1:08:55.080 --> 1:08:56.120 nomar and. 1:08:56.160 --> 1:08:58.600 Be like, get out of the fucking way. As he 1:08:58.680 --> 1:09:00.760 was coming, he'd be like, you know, had his warm 1:09:00.840 --> 1:09:03.519 up rollerblade. Yeah, he would just get his legs fired up. 1:09:03.720 --> 1:09:07.439 He went Worldschairs MVP. This this game this year, is 1:09:07.479 --> 1:09:12.320 there is there like a annoying, arrogant like celebrity Yankees 1:09:12.439 --> 1:09:14.800 group chat of course there is. 1:09:15.479 --> 1:09:18.240 There's an anno, there's a there's an annoying Jets group chat, 1:09:18.920 --> 1:09:23.240 and I was this is why I don't engage online anymore. 1:09:23.360 --> 1:09:26.599 I was on jets insider dot com free plug your pricks. 1:09:27.000 --> 1:09:30.160 I made the mistake of going on as myself ego 1:09:30.240 --> 1:09:32.599 ego like my I'll have some. 1:09:32.479 --> 1:09:34.680 Thrower, I'll have some waiter, and it's Jaymore. I'm you know, 1:09:34.720 --> 1:09:35.439 I'm with the people. 1:09:35.920 --> 1:09:38.400 And I argued with this guy on this message board 1:09:38.520 --> 1:09:41.519 for a year and a half, two years, Jules. 1:09:41.960 --> 1:09:43.120 It got personal, and. 1:09:43.160 --> 1:09:48.120 His his avatar, his photo was of Jimmy Page just 1:09:48.160 --> 1:09:50.880 playing guitar, and I'm like, he's like, fuck you, you suck, 1:09:51.320 --> 1:09:52.280 You're a bum. 1:09:52.000 --> 1:09:52.799 You're no good account. 1:09:52.880 --> 1:09:55.760 And me and this guy went back and no discussion 1:09:56.600 --> 1:10:00.640 could have gotten inside every single online discussion. Guy sidetracked 1:10:00.680 --> 1:10:03.160 at us fighting. And then one day he changed his 1:10:03.200 --> 1:10:08.479 photo to his prom photo. I was arguing with a 1:10:08.560 --> 1:10:11.519 sixteen year old he was sixteen. Yeah, it was his 1:10:11.720 --> 1:10:12.960 actual prom photo. 1:10:13.200 --> 1:10:13.360 Oh. 1:10:13.400 --> 1:10:16.600 I thought he was like a throwba. Now he was 1:10:16.640 --> 1:10:17.719 just some fucking kiddy. 1:10:17.840 --> 1:10:21.000 And you know what I'll tell you straight up, he won, Yeah, 1:10:21.080 --> 1:10:22.280 he he you win, buddy. 1:10:22.560 --> 1:10:27.000 Respect Meglomaniac. That was I remember his name. He's still 1:10:27.040 --> 1:10:27.920 in my fucking head. 1:10:27.960 --> 1:10:31.360 Rent free Meglomaniac from Jet's Insider dot com. 1:10:31.479 --> 1:10:34.679 You got me next question? You know what? It reminds 1:10:34.680 --> 1:10:37.479 me of when I got into a heated argument with 1:10:37.560 --> 1:10:41.679 a nine year old in Fortnite? Was it my son? 1:10:42.080 --> 1:10:48.080 Could have been? My son plays Fortnite with uh pooka Nakua. Yeah, 1:10:48.680 --> 1:10:50.639 Pook's a gamer. You see Pook at a Lakers game, 1:10:50.640 --> 1:10:52.760 He's like, yeah, give me, give me your Are you 1:10:52.800 --> 1:10:54.240 on Instagram? My okay? 1:10:54.280 --> 1:10:59.360 My youngest son, Mackie on TikTok and on Instagram. Mackie 1:10:59.479 --> 1:11:03.960 is the goat, but he misspelled goat, So my son 1:11:04.040 --> 1:11:05.800 is Mackie is the gayot. 1:11:07.000 --> 1:11:10.479 Is how did he spell it? G aot? Goat probably 1:11:10.560 --> 1:11:14.599 was taken. You're giving him way too much credit. I mean, 1:11:14.800 --> 1:11:17.000 he doesn't try to get a handle these days, Jules. 1:11:17.000 --> 1:11:20.000 He doesn't dry his feet. Did I mention that he's 1:11:20.040 --> 1:11:22.479 a young boss? I go, bro, you put gayot and 1:11:22.479 --> 1:11:22.840 he goes. 1:11:24.680 --> 1:11:25.599 I'm trying to get his back. 1:11:25.640 --> 1:11:25.840 Dog. 1:11:26.439 --> 1:11:28.280 He's one of the coolest ched you'll ever meet in 1:11:28.320 --> 1:11:31.920 your life. I've started book. He said to me, you 1:11:31.920 --> 1:11:34.360 should get Dave Blunts on your podcast. He's this rapper, 1:11:34.400 --> 1:11:37.799 he's like six hundred pounds and he's like that streamer 1:11:37.880 --> 1:11:41.080 type famous. I have no idea that's huge, and I 1:11:41.360 --> 1:11:43.519 reach out. The guy reaches back to me, like, okay, 1:11:43.600 --> 1:11:46.200 let's do the podcast. My son thinks I'm a god 1:11:46.479 --> 1:11:48.679 because this guy reached back to me, and I can't 1:11:48.680 --> 1:11:50.120 believe he talked to you. I'm like, you know, your 1:11:50.200 --> 1:11:52.960 dad's been a g for a while. So then I'll 1:11:53.000 --> 1:11:55.000 just now I got an interviewed. It's today four thirty. 1:11:55.040 --> 1:11:56.720 I got it. I'm like, now I got to learn 1:11:56.760 --> 1:11:56.960 it all. 1:11:57.000 --> 1:11:59.120 So like, for the last three days, I've just been 1:11:59.160 --> 1:12:01.679 listening to streaming hip hop. 1:12:02.080 --> 1:12:04.960 Can't put down the cup. Can't put it down the cup. 1:12:05.400 --> 1:12:08.599 I love pro meth lausine. Can't put down the cup. 1:12:08.840 --> 1:12:12.880 Just got out the hospital fighting for my life. I'm 1:12:12.920 --> 1:12:16.000 all about Dave Blunt's son. He had to cancel his tour. 1:12:16.080 --> 1:12:19.400 He had cardiac caracity. He goes on stage with oxygen 1:12:19.520 --> 1:12:23.040 on his face. Did you he's a big boy? 1:12:23.240 --> 1:12:25.280 Did you do you watch? Have you been watching Twitch 1:12:25.320 --> 1:12:25.519 for this? 1:12:26.439 --> 1:12:29.320 I just hit YouTube. I'm still old, but I did 1:12:29.320 --> 1:12:29.879 my homework. 1:12:30.200 --> 1:12:35.080 Dude, Twitch is actually as stupid as it sounds. Well, 1:12:35.080 --> 1:12:38.280 it's you're watching people play video games. Oh my son's 1:12:38.360 --> 1:12:40.639 was that all the time. As dumb as it sounds, 1:12:40.640 --> 1:12:43.400 it's pretty fucking entertaining. Can you can you talk shit 1:12:43.479 --> 1:12:45.880 to him? Yeah? They can type to you, and he 1:12:45.920 --> 1:12:49.040 can interact with people watching him. But all you're doing 1:12:49.120 --> 1:12:53.160 is watching his screen him play video games while he's commentating, 1:12:53.400 --> 1:12:55.519 and there's like a picture of him as well. It 1:12:55.640 --> 1:12:57.960 is like the craziest concept to think why this would 1:12:58.000 --> 1:13:00.479 ever success. It works, though, but it's I watched his 1:13:00.560 --> 1:13:02.200 doctor disrespect guy. He's fucking a. 1:13:02.439 --> 1:13:07.679 Doctor disrespect Steve Howe suspended seven times for cocaine. Hey 1:13:07.920 --> 1:13:09.880 doesn't make him a bad person, doesn't make him a 1:13:09.920 --> 1:13:13.599 bad person. Rick I believe Ricky Bonaz came from Seattle 1:13:13.640 --> 1:13:18.080 to boy on a lot of boys with We met 1:13:18.080 --> 1:13:20.439 at the All Star Game at Jacob's Field when they 1:13:20.479 --> 1:13:22.479 opened Jacob's Field, and he was a rookie and nobody 1:13:22.560 --> 1:13:25.000 knew who he was, and me and Frosty were like, whoa, 1:13:25.320 --> 1:13:25.920 no Mar. 1:13:26.280 --> 1:13:28.080 So he just was appreciative. 1:13:28.160 --> 1:13:29.800 I think that somebody was talking to him and his 1:13:29.880 --> 1:13:32.880 dad ramone No Mar's ramone backwards and we just hung 1:13:32.960 --> 1:13:34.360 out all weekend and became boys. 1:13:34.439 --> 1:13:36.680 And then we saw him. Then he became no mar 1:13:36.800 --> 1:13:39.920 the guy. But you're a Yankees guy. Yeah it matter. 1:13:40.240 --> 1:13:42.680 I remember once we went to the Yankee Stadium to 1:13:42.680 --> 1:13:46.320 watch him play Red Sox Yankees, and then we waited 1:13:46.360 --> 1:13:48.040 for him. We took a town car back to his 1:13:48.080 --> 1:13:51.200 hotel and then I believe it was Park Avenue. One 1:13:51.200 --> 1:13:54.360 in the morning, we were playing catch on the street, like, 1:13:54.479 --> 1:13:56.320 not on the sidewalk, we were on the yellow because 1:13:56.320 --> 1:13:56.920 there was no cars. 1:13:56.960 --> 1:13:59.519 It was like a Wednesday night, just like from. 1:13:59.320 --> 1:14:01.880 Like twenty third Street to twenty fourth Street, just throwing 1:14:02.000 --> 1:14:03.280 bombs under the street lights. 1:14:03.400 --> 1:14:07.519 I'm like, this is ridiculous. That's so cool. Yeah, he's 1:14:07.680 --> 1:14:10.479 he's a real dude. Man, he's a great, great guy. 1:14:10.600 --> 1:14:13.640 Now he's kids with me and him, right, yep? Are 1:14:13.640 --> 1:14:16.240 they gonna be like are they playing sports? I haven't 1:14:16.240 --> 1:14:17.080 talked to him in a while. 1:14:17.400 --> 1:14:19.880 His everyone's a while, his dad, mom or his sisters 1:14:19.920 --> 1:14:20.680 will reach out to me. 1:14:20.720 --> 1:14:22.439 But if I saw him, we'd be good legend. Bro, 1:14:22.800 --> 1:14:26.599 let's do a word association with guys. I'm gonna say 1:14:26.600 --> 1:14:26.920 a name. 1:14:26.960 --> 1:14:28.960 You give me a word, Oh, Pat Kelly By the 1:14:28.960 --> 1:14:31.880 way the second baseman. Yeah, waited outside, and I was 1:14:31.920 --> 1:14:35.000 a grown man, like in my twenties, wait outside Anaheim 1:14:35.200 --> 1:14:38.120 Stadium for for somebody to show up. And Pat Kelly 1:14:38.160 --> 1:14:40.840 rolls up for the Yankees Anaheim, and I go packet 1:14:40.920 --> 1:14:42.240 to get your autograph. He goes, you don't know who 1:14:42.280 --> 1:14:44.639 the fuck I am. I go Pat Kelly number fourteen. 1:14:44.720 --> 1:14:54.160 He goes, fine, you're valid, fucking punts. Fuck you, Pat Kelly. 1:14:54.640 --> 1:14:57.240 All right, let's start it out with Pat Kelly. Word association, 1:14:57.479 --> 1:15:04.439 Pat Kelly, grinder Way, bugs, chicken Man, Derek Jeter, greatest 1:15:04.439 --> 1:15:10.080 of all time, Doc Gooden, first word cocaine. But that's 1:15:10.080 --> 1:15:15.599 a pupped into my head. Mariano Rivera closer, Tino Martinez, Lefty, 1:15:15.960 --> 1:15:17.640 these are my answers are lame, So you don't want 1:15:17.640 --> 1:15:20.120 the first thing that pupps into my head. No, that's fine. 1:15:20.160 --> 1:15:22.920 I like these. Joe GILLARTI, Joe Girardi. 1:15:23.920 --> 1:15:26.599 Joe Girardi was like he was the manager on the field, 1:15:26.640 --> 1:15:28.599 and then he became the manager off the field too. 1:15:28.960 --> 1:15:36.479 Manager. Yeah man, Jorge Posada number twenty, What about the rocket? 1:15:37.160 --> 1:15:41.519 I just the whole thing with him, and Piazza turned 1:15:41.520 --> 1:15:44.080 me off to him like he's obviously headhunting and throwing 1:15:44.120 --> 1:15:46.240 bats at him, and shit, I'm like, this guy's a dick, 1:15:46.560 --> 1:15:48.840 like Mike's just like a good, fun loving guy. 1:15:49.200 --> 1:15:50.200 They had a press conference. 1:15:50.240 --> 1:15:52.600 First of all, I'm not gay, like that guy at 1:15:52.640 --> 1:15:55.679 a press conference to tell the United States of America 1:15:55.720 --> 1:16:01.160 he's not gay. Like that's that's a basically, I forgot 1:16:01.200 --> 1:16:03.080 about any of your bitches out there. 1:16:03.080 --> 1:16:07.479 I want to get down. Just let me get this 1:16:07.520 --> 1:16:11.120 out there. That's not original thirst trap get on. Yeah, 1:16:11.240 --> 1:16:13.280 the original went on TV. 1:16:13.840 --> 1:16:17.680 It was it was like Sports Center Julie Edelman just 1:16:17.680 --> 1:16:21.040 want everybody know I'm not gay, and there's work to 1:16:21.040 --> 1:16:21.400 be done. 1:16:21.800 --> 1:16:22.679 Job's not finished. 1:16:23.520 --> 1:16:27.120 The quote the great Kobe Bryant, Job's not done. 1:16:28.560 --> 1:16:31.679 Uh oh my god. Yeah. The whole thing with Rocket 1:16:31.680 --> 1:16:34.320 and Piazza turned me off. How was How was the 1:16:34.320 --> 1:16:37.680 old Yankee Stadium awesome compared to the new one? 1:16:37.960 --> 1:16:40.240 I've never been, I swore. Here's here's why I've only 1:16:40.240 --> 1:16:41.559 been to the new one. Here's why I don't root 1:16:41.560 --> 1:16:43.400 for the Yankees anymore. I remember being in the Yankee 1:16:43.400 --> 1:16:45.880 Stadium this era, and there was talk they were going 1:16:45.920 --> 1:16:47.720 to tear it down and build a new one next door, 1:16:47.760 --> 1:16:50.439 and I said, if they ever tear this this house 1:16:50.479 --> 1:16:54.080 that Ruth built where Mickey Mannle and Roger Morris batted 1:16:54.120 --> 1:16:57.400 back to back during Roger Morris's night home, come on, 1:16:58.479 --> 1:17:00.519 if they ever tear this down, I will never root 1:17:00.520 --> 1:17:04.120 for this team again. They tear Yankee Stadium down, go 1:17:04.200 --> 1:17:07.559 fuck yourselves. But then Don Manningly and Joe Torrey fly 1:17:07.640 --> 1:17:10.720 to LA and they coach the Dodgers. So I'm like, 1:17:11.000 --> 1:17:13.759 this works out great. They came right to my backyard. 1:17:13.840 --> 1:17:16.240 So he became Dodgers fan. Yeah, but it's Dodgers. 1:17:16.520 --> 1:17:18.080 I think it would take as much time for me 1:17:18.200 --> 1:17:19.840 living in LA to go to Yankee Stadium. 1:17:19.840 --> 1:17:23.920 It's Dodgers Stadium. Holy shit, yesterday, Oh my god. You 1:17:23.920 --> 1:17:25.840 know what you should be. You should be a Raiders fan. 1:17:26.400 --> 1:17:29.519 Who isn't? Because are you a Raiders fan? I mean? 1:17:29.640 --> 1:17:32.240 I love Al Davis. There's three kinds of people. 1:17:32.280 --> 1:17:32.800 I was told. 1:17:32.920 --> 1:17:36.679 There's people that played for the Silver and Black, people 1:17:36.680 --> 1:17:38.360 that used to play for the Silver and black, and 1:17:38.400 --> 1:17:40.360 people that wish they played for the Silver and Black. 1:17:40.600 --> 1:17:42.679 The greatest logo of all time, the Raiders. The guy's 1:17:42.680 --> 1:17:45.360 got an eyepatch on. But if you look the good 1:17:45.360 --> 1:17:49.080 eyes closed. Yeah, he's got his good eye closed. 1:17:49.080 --> 1:17:50.680 Do you wonder why they suck for so long? Well, 1:17:50.680 --> 1:17:54.320 you know that Al Davis when he was designing those teams, 1:17:54.640 --> 1:17:57.360 because he's from Brooklyn, he said he wanted to make 1:17:57.400 --> 1:18:01.560 those teams as if there was the Yankee and Dodgers combined, 1:18:01.960 --> 1:18:06.000 because he wanted the strength, the power, and the grandness 1:18:06.000 --> 1:18:08.800 of the Yankees and the athleticism and the style of 1:18:08.840 --> 1:18:10.719 the Brooklyn Dodgers. That was his main goal. 1:18:10.960 --> 1:18:14.400 And the closed lines of the longest yard and that too. 1:18:15.800 --> 1:18:18.360 You gotta love the Raiders, man, Remember going to Raider 1:18:18.439 --> 1:18:21.759 games at the Coliseum and it was a fucking hurt. 1:18:21.920 --> 1:18:23.519 I don't want to throw up fake gang signals and 1:18:23.600 --> 1:18:26.840 get punched out. It was an absolute player's ball. Dude, 1:18:26.840 --> 1:18:28.639 you took your life in your hands. It was amazing. 1:18:28.800 --> 1:18:31.920 Played there, really, Yeah, I played my mom, wore my 1:18:32.000 --> 1:18:36.960 jersey there. Come on, Julie, Angie's brave, Angie's crazy. Could 1:18:37.000 --> 1:18:38.920 you hear her yelling from the stands? No, they put 1:18:38.960 --> 1:18:40.360 him in the nosebleeds when it's. 1:18:40.200 --> 1:18:42.280 Your I remember in wrestling in high school there was 1:18:42.280 --> 1:18:44.880 this kid, Arlen Cunningham is just a doey white kid 1:18:44.880 --> 1:18:47.040 that wrestled heavyweight and he got destroyed all the time, 1:18:47.080 --> 1:18:49.800 and then his mom came to every match, and then 1:18:49.960 --> 1:18:53.120 one day we're at the Nork Academy tournament in Nork, 1:18:53.160 --> 1:18:55.680 New Jersey, and he's got to wrestle the number one 1:18:55.680 --> 1:18:58.680 seed because he's like, oh and whatever. And the other 1:18:58.760 --> 1:19:01.240 kid was a Catulo brother who they all got scholarships 1:19:01.240 --> 1:19:03.320 to wrestle at Penn State and from the Bleachers year. 1:19:03.400 --> 1:19:10.160 Run for the Hells Orland, Run for the Health, Run 1:19:10.200 --> 1:19:13.320 for the Hills, Jackie break down this game. All right, 1:19:13.360 --> 1:19:15.120 let's get into this game. Leading up to it. 1:19:15.320 --> 1:19:18.120 Seattle comes into this thing twenty and eighteen, the Yankees 1:19:18.120 --> 1:19:20.640 twenty two and fourteen, coming off a series where they 1:19:20.680 --> 1:19:22.840 lost two out of three Chicago. We got to talk 1:19:22.840 --> 1:19:25.120 about Doc coming into this one. Entered this thing with 1:19:25.120 --> 1:19:27.080 a five point seventy r a one in three record, 1:19:27.439 --> 1:19:29.240 struggling a little out the gate here in New York. 1:19:29.439 --> 1:19:31.120 But you gotta realize he hadn't really pitched in like 1:19:31.200 --> 1:19:33.080 two years leading up to this. You got the strike 1:19:33.120 --> 1:19:35.960 shortened season in the ninety four, suspended in ninety five. 1:19:36.760 --> 1:19:38.960 Now with the Yankees first year. 1:19:39.280 --> 1:19:41.639 Really I forgot he was he was suspended for cocaine 1:19:41.640 --> 1:19:42.200 in ninety five. 1:19:42.280 --> 1:19:43.519 Yeah, for the failed drug tests. 1:19:43.560 --> 1:19:45.360 These guys love the way that shit smells. 1:19:45.520 --> 1:19:51.679 Yeah, those guys now. Gerald Williams Wow in for Bernie 1:19:51.760 --> 1:19:56.559 this game? Where were you sitting? First base line? 1:19:57.080 --> 1:20:00.000 First seats under the awning, so probably about twenty rows 1:20:00.120 --> 1:20:01.000 up first baseline? 1:20:01.000 --> 1:20:02.000 Who you with? 1:20:02.040 --> 1:20:04.559 My friend Milton Lage he used to direct out you right, 1:20:04.600 --> 1:20:08.000 He used to direct Club MTV Wow, And he directed 1:20:08.040 --> 1:20:11.120 me on MTV's Lip Service, the game lip Sync, game 1:20:11.840 --> 1:20:15.080 game show. You know the difference between Gerald Williams and 1:20:15.120 --> 1:20:18.639 Bernie Williams. Gerald Williams retired with a lot of potential. 1:20:18.760 --> 1:20:20.200 Bernie Williams never had it. 1:20:20.640 --> 1:20:22.800 Wise well said a. 1:20:22.720 --> 1:20:24.960 Lot of potential in that Gerald Williams'. So that's a 1:20:25.040 --> 1:20:26.360 terrible word for an athlete. 1:20:26.640 --> 1:20:31.839 YEP. Comic too. A lot of things, probably probably like everything, 1:20:32.200 --> 1:20:33.840 who would do you have a superstitu when you're at 1:20:33.880 --> 1:20:35.920 a game or when you're watching a game? No, hitter, 1:20:36.840 --> 1:20:39.040 No you have a jersey? Wear? Do you wear a jersey? 1:20:39.080 --> 1:20:41.280 What are you wearing? The game? Hat are you wearing? 1:20:42.040 --> 1:20:43.400 I mean it was the nineties. 1:20:43.400 --> 1:20:46.719 Probably some parachute pants and like a who farted? T shirt, 1:20:47.760 --> 1:20:50.679 which I have Opie and Anthony T shirt. 1:20:51.160 --> 1:20:54.640 I've never worn a New York Yankees hat, but I 1:20:54.640 --> 1:20:56.879 will argue that it is one of the most visually 1:20:57.000 --> 1:21:02.160 pleasing looking at Yes, and I hate the Dodgers, but 1:21:02.240 --> 1:21:04.639 I think that they have also a really cool hat. 1:21:04.800 --> 1:21:07.160 Was this in May? This was in May? May fourteenth? Yes, 1:21:08.880 --> 1:21:11.400 right though? Yeah, And we get. 1:21:11.240 --> 1:21:16.160 Them fireworks early in this one with Doc walking Darren 1:21:16.200 --> 1:21:18.320 Bragg to start the game. Then you got the long 1:21:18.439 --> 1:21:21.040 line out. A Rod lines out to center. Geraldins one 1:21:21.040 --> 1:21:23.280 of the best catches you'll ever see, throws his glove 1:21:23.360 --> 1:21:26.200 up over his head, snags that thing, throws it back 1:21:26.240 --> 1:21:28.160 into the infield for a double play, and we're out 1:21:28.160 --> 1:21:31.200 of the first That was a crazy play, insane sequence. 1:21:31.280 --> 1:21:34.800 It was like a Willie May's catch at a high point. 1:21:35.000 --> 1:21:36.599 And then you get that double play out of it. 1:21:36.680 --> 1:21:38.639 Insane and then we're rolling from there. 1:21:39.120 --> 1:21:41.000 You get to the sixth, the Yankees get two on 1:21:41.400 --> 1:21:44.200 or knocking two runs up to nothing. That would be 1:21:44.760 --> 1:21:46.599 that would be it for the scoring department in this game. 1:21:47.280 --> 1:21:50.160 How you have six walks, Yes, six walks. It was 1:21:50.280 --> 1:21:51.160 very imperfect. 1:21:52.320 --> 1:21:53.960 This was not a guy. You had a couple he 1:21:54.000 --> 1:21:56.120 had a guy on after that big hit in that 1:21:56.240 --> 1:21:59.040 first but he walked. It was scary. I mean, then 1:21:59.080 --> 1:22:01.120 you say Doc walks fun, That's what I mean. 1:22:01.240 --> 1:22:04.479 Yeah, Martinez had some had some deep shots to center 1:22:04.560 --> 1:22:06.680 that Williams was snacking in him. 1:22:06.680 --> 1:22:09.880 This is the most unlikely lineup to No. No, it's insane. 1:22:10.320 --> 1:22:12.200 I'm so happy just looking at his name. 1:22:12.400 --> 1:22:14.960 Wild one hundred and thirty four pitch pull on Io 1:22:14.960 --> 1:22:17.200 batting third was never a good idea, like what do 1:22:17.320 --> 1:22:19.719 we doing? And where's Jeter? Ninth? 1:22:20.160 --> 1:22:24.519 One thing about Joe Torri he didn't get locked in. 1:22:24.640 --> 1:22:27.559 He learned like Jeter, went to lead off pretty quickly. 1:22:28.560 --> 1:22:29.240 Wade Bogs. 1:22:29.320 --> 1:22:32.839 This is the kookiest fucking lineup. Wade Bogs batting leadoff. 1:22:33.120 --> 1:22:36.519 This is wild. The whole thing is just wild. What's 1:22:36.560 --> 1:22:39.160 a moment that sticks out to you with this game? Jay? 1:22:39.960 --> 1:22:44.920 I remember I remember a Rod coming up to hit late. 1:22:45.160 --> 1:22:48.080 I believe it was the ninth inning, the last nine, 1:22:48.280 --> 1:22:50.800 the last batters he faced was that part of the order, 1:22:51.240 --> 1:22:54.040 And I remember a Rod coming up to bat and 1:22:54.080 --> 1:22:56.760 it was very stressful. But then you go, well, wait 1:22:56.760 --> 1:22:58.840 a minute, if he gets a Rod out, he's got junior. 1:22:58.880 --> 1:23:00.559 And then if he gets Junior out, he's got Edgar. 1:23:00.600 --> 1:23:02.479 And then if he gets Edgar out, he's got fucking 1:23:02.560 --> 1:23:04.360 Jay Buner and Pulsa right like it was. 1:23:05.080 --> 1:23:07.519 It was like the craziest level of a video game ever. 1:23:07.640 --> 1:23:11.080 That is insane. Murderers row. It was crazy. I don't 1:23:11.240 --> 1:23:13.080 fucking rich Armor all get out of the box score 1:23:13.120 --> 1:23:19.160 you pinch Runner. You remember the final out. 1:23:18.320 --> 1:23:23.760 I don't pop up to your boys hit it one 1:23:23.800 --> 1:23:24.639 hundred feet in the air. 1:23:25.560 --> 1:23:28.599 Jeter had to pop out to shortstop. Incredible. How about 1:23:28.600 --> 1:23:31.439 there's a guy on third when he's celebrating, It's incredible. 1:23:31.479 --> 1:23:34.200 I mean there was always runners on. It was so weird. 1:23:34.240 --> 1:23:37.800 The last inning was like I like Cardiac Arrest City 1:23:37.840 --> 1:23:41.320 over here is like walks a ride. Then you get 1:23:41.320 --> 1:23:45.160 the ground out to first from Griffy where uh where 1:23:45.200 --> 1:23:48.000 Paul Yill was literally or Tina Martiez literally dives to 1:23:48.080 --> 1:23:50.519 first to touch to get him out. 1:23:50.880 --> 1:23:53.080 Remember Griffy had like a horrible It was like a 1:23:53.200 --> 1:23:55.759 very weird Griffy game, like it was just gobbage. 1:23:55.800 --> 1:23:56.519 It was very weird. 1:23:56.560 --> 1:23:58.599 And then you get then you get a wild pitch, 1:23:58.680 --> 1:24:00.640 so you got or another walking wild pitch, so you 1:24:00.680 --> 1:24:02.920 got runners on second and third one out. 1:24:02.920 --> 1:24:06.559 It's like and he threw like one hundred and forty pitches. Insane, 1:24:06.960 --> 1:24:09.799 that is, and they years old. 1:24:10.000 --> 1:24:13.240 It's like he does cocaine. He'll be all right, Hey, 1:24:13.280 --> 1:24:15.320 you want to cook that coke? You're going back out 1:24:15.439 --> 1:24:18.880 you want to warm Let me warm it up for you. Hey, Doc, 1:24:19.400 --> 1:24:21.160 I'm from Boston. Out Let me warm it up for you. 1:24:21.280 --> 1:24:21.439 Doc. 1:24:21.479 --> 1:24:23.600 You gotta go back out there, free basic Jim. I 1:24:23.640 --> 1:24:26.160 remember Jim Abbott's no hitter was on fourth of July. 1:24:26.560 --> 1:24:29.760 It was a first one since then nineteen ninety three. 1:24:29.880 --> 1:24:33.880 The fourth of July, a Rod won the Al Batting Crown, 1:24:34.040 --> 1:24:37.679 first shortstop to win in fifty six years New York 1:24:37.960 --> 1:24:38.920 Quick YANKI. 1:24:39.160 --> 1:24:43.000 Bow on that game to nothing, no hitter, seven hits 1:24:43.000 --> 1:24:46.840 for the Yankees, five strikeouts, six walks for Doc, the 1:24:46.880 --> 1:24:48.960 only no hitter of his career. He'd had a one 1:24:49.000 --> 1:24:51.800 hitter before this the Cubs back in the eighties. But 1:24:52.200 --> 1:24:54.040 I mean, just an all time legacy game. 1:24:54.280 --> 1:24:56.559 It's amazing. He never had no hitters with the Mets. 1:24:56.600 --> 1:24:59.160 He was people. Don't people sleep on Doc. He was 1:24:59.200 --> 1:25:03.519 a monster. We're watching the highlight to him. It was amazing. 1:25:03.600 --> 1:25:05.240 And when he was a mat he was, but then 1:25:05.280 --> 1:25:06.639 he had I think he. 1:25:06.640 --> 1:25:11.000 Was getting him and Strawberry kept writing each other out. 1:25:11.240 --> 1:25:15.400 Coke Strawberry. Strawberry was on this Yankees team too. 1:25:15.640 --> 1:25:18.720 Yeah, it's crab. There's some guys that make the bat 1:25:18.720 --> 1:25:21.280 look like a whiffleball bat. Strawberry was one. It just 1:25:21.320 --> 1:25:23.920 looked like a toothpick in his hands. Gary Sheffield made it. 1:25:26.520 --> 1:25:27.879 Just looked like they were making sawdust. 1:25:28.000 --> 1:25:30.879 Just Sheffield may have the second best swing after Griffy, 1:25:31.040 --> 1:25:31.400 but he's a. 1:25:31.479 --> 1:25:32.280 Right, He's Righty. 1:25:32.840 --> 1:25:35.200 It's but it's so much effort. Any guy, you say, 1:25:35.680 --> 1:25:37.680 you see all the work involved. When Griffy is just 1:25:37.720 --> 1:25:43.320 literally like casting, like under the bushes, he's casting for 1:25:43.439 --> 1:25:45.519 like trying to get some bass on. 1:25:45.520 --> 1:25:48.559 His he does just looks smooth, smooth. Now, what's the 1:25:48.640 --> 1:25:49.599 legacy of this game? 1:25:49.920 --> 1:25:53.280 Jay, it's just the I think it's you never know 1:25:53.360 --> 1:25:54.840 when greatness is gonna happen. 1:25:55.080 --> 1:25:57.880 You know, I was watching Reverend T. D. Jakes. 1:25:57.880 --> 1:25:59.519 This gonna sound like I'm making a joke, but I'm not. 1:26:00.160 --> 1:26:02.320 And Godless he the. 1:26:02.400 --> 1:26:03.559 First Tdjake's reference. 1:26:03.960 --> 1:26:08.639 Tdjke's you know when David slayed Goliath in the Bible, 1:26:09.400 --> 1:26:12.280 he wasn't in a battle with the giants. He made 1:26:12.400 --> 1:26:15.439 lunch to bring it to the other guys and he 1:26:15.479 --> 1:26:17.599 got caught up in it spur of the moment, and 1:26:17.640 --> 1:26:19.880 then he just was like, oh shit, I don't have 1:26:20.000 --> 1:26:22.280 I'm not prepared for battle. And he got a slingshot 1:26:22.320 --> 1:26:26.760 in a rock and he killed Goliath. Uh So it's 1:26:26.840 --> 1:26:30.040 kind of like this is your David where he just 1:26:30.120 --> 1:26:33.000 showed up and he just it's it's very it's very 1:26:33.040 --> 1:26:36.879 patriot way, like do your fucking job, show up, prepare, 1:26:37.040 --> 1:26:39.559 do this, walk out there, do this, hit the cutoff man, 1:26:39.960 --> 1:26:42.679 and then you just never know when magic's gonna happen. 1:26:42.920 --> 1:26:48.360 And this was absolute magic. It was just a weak night. Yeah, 1:26:48.760 --> 1:26:50.920 it's fucking cold out first three innings, you're like, bro, 1:26:50.960 --> 1:26:53.680 it's freezing. Yeah, and then all of a sudden e 1:26:54.840 --> 1:26:58.000 and you're watching how many Hall of Famers total there were? 1:26:58.160 --> 1:27:00.120 I believe it was six? Let me do we'll check here. 1:27:00.400 --> 1:27:02.479 You got wade boxed Jim Rains there to your Marion, 1:27:02.800 --> 1:27:07.960 Joe Tory four uh sevenez ye total? 1:27:09.080 --> 1:27:14.080 Oh my god. Now, I mean this is a perfect, little, 1:27:15.280 --> 1:27:17.560 perfect little day. Old Milton calls. 1:27:17.280 --> 1:27:19.360 You over, Milky Milton's a good guy. 1:27:19.439 --> 1:27:21.960 Hey, Jay, let's go make lunch for the Giants. And 1:27:21.960 --> 1:27:23.639 then all of a sudden, you guys just take out 1:27:23.640 --> 1:27:25.559 the rock and fucking knock the Giants out. You go 1:27:25.600 --> 1:27:27.920 to the best baseball game, fucking New York Yankees of 1:27:27.960 --> 1:27:32.280 adisince nineteen ninety three. I mean, Jesus Christ. Yeah, sometimes 1:27:32.320 --> 1:27:35.080 just the Keita life is showing up rights you to 1:27:35.120 --> 1:27:37.599 go to the game. Go, let's grade the game. Let's 1:27:37.600 --> 1:27:38.680 see where it stands. 1:27:38.800 --> 1:27:44.920 You can't spell spiritual without ritual, gentlemen, I'm not working 1:27:44.960 --> 1:27:45.280 over there. 1:27:45.320 --> 1:27:48.160 Facts facts, It's kind of true. 1:27:50.160 --> 1:27:52.800 Through your laundry, fold the laundry, just through the things 1:27:52.840 --> 1:27:55.679 every day. That's what you want to get spiritual through 1:27:55.720 --> 1:27:56.479 your to your thanks. 1:27:56.760 --> 1:27:57.679 I need to be ritual. 1:27:58.040 --> 1:28:01.479 We got to talk nine two thousand and six World 1:28:01.479 --> 1:28:04.120 Series in eight year, like started the Yankees running. 1:28:04.160 --> 1:28:06.120 This is the start. This is probably time to be 1:28:06.160 --> 1:28:09.320 a Yankee fan. You know why Joe Torrey left. 1:28:09.640 --> 1:28:12.839 Why his contract was up and they put a bonus 1:28:12.880 --> 1:28:14.680 clause in that if he would get more money if 1:28:14.680 --> 1:28:17.600 he won the World Series, And he was so insulted 1:28:17.680 --> 1:28:22.479 that like you think I'm gonna manage differently, Like he 1:28:22.560 --> 1:28:25.200 wanted us like, I'm making the numbers up, but I'll 1:28:25.200 --> 1:28:26.760 go low, so you know I'm making it up. He 1:28:26.800 --> 1:28:29.400 wanted one he wanted two million. They offered him one million, 1:28:29.479 --> 1:28:31.960 and they're like, how about one million, and we'll give 1:28:32.000 --> 1:28:34.080 you two million if you win the World Series? And 1:28:34.080 --> 1:28:36.320 he was like, you think I'm gonna manage differently if 1:28:36.320 --> 1:28:37.840 there's an incentive to win the World Series. 1:28:38.040 --> 1:28:40.280 Yeah, they just couldn't come to terms with that. I 1:28:40.360 --> 1:28:45.200 wish I was as stern as Joe Tory in my contract. 1:28:45.200 --> 1:28:49.320 He did my sitcom Gary Unmarried, and then as you know, 1:28:49.439 --> 1:28:53.160 as himself, and then Jimmy Burrows, the director comes. 1:28:53.240 --> 1:28:55.559 He did every episode of everything. He goes, what do 1:28:55.600 --> 1:28:55.760 you do? 1:28:55.800 --> 1:28:57.040 He's got his arm around me, and he goes, what 1:28:57.040 --> 1:28:58.360 do you do if you got a real pain in 1:28:58.400 --> 1:29:02.080 the ass on your team? And Joe Tory goes, well, 1:29:02.120 --> 1:29:03.680 how bad do you need him? He goes, Oh, I 1:29:03.720 --> 1:29:05.360 need him. He goes, well, there you go. He goes, 1:29:05.400 --> 1:29:07.599 I had David Wells. I couldn't stand that fucking guy, 1:29:08.920 --> 1:29:10.960 but I needed him every third game in the World Series. 1:29:10.960 --> 1:29:12.639 I put Boomer out there and he'd handle his business. 1:29:12.680 --> 1:29:13.400 So I put up with it. 1:29:13.479 --> 1:29:16.040 I'm like yeah, speaking of no hitters, Yeah. 1:29:16.120 --> 1:29:19.720 Joe Torrey told me if David Wells and David Cohnes, no, 1:29:20.120 --> 1:29:23.679 how about three no hitters under Joe Tory. If David 1:29:23.720 --> 1:29:27.320 Wells and David Cohnes were on opposite days, neither both 1:29:27.320 --> 1:29:30.120 would have gotten litten up because Cone needed it hot 1:29:30.200 --> 1:29:32.800 for his ball to move, and Boomer was fat and 1:29:32.840 --> 1:29:33.320 a drunk. 1:29:33.320 --> 1:29:34.599 He couldn't have pitched in the heat. 1:29:36.160 --> 1:29:38.960 So like, if you flip flop their starts, they probably 1:29:39.000 --> 1:29:40.200 don't make it out of the fourth inning. 1:29:42.439 --> 1:29:44.280 Crazy. You want to hear the best Joe Tory thing 1:29:44.280 --> 1:29:44.880 he ever told me? 1:29:45.000 --> 1:29:47.519 Yeah, he went to take David Cone off the mound 1:29:47.560 --> 1:29:49.240 in the World Series and he always wonder what they 1:29:49.240 --> 1:29:52.280 say out there, And when he gets out there, David 1:29:52.320 --> 1:29:53.519 Cohn goes, I feel good? 1:29:53.560 --> 1:29:55.120 He goes, then, what the fuck am I doing? 1:29:55.120 --> 1:30:00.760 Out Here's the greatest sports thing I've ever heard in 1:30:00.800 --> 1:30:01.320 my life? 1:30:02.120 --> 1:30:03.479 If what the fuck am I doing? I do you 1:30:03.520 --> 1:30:06.680 feel so good? Oh? 1:30:06.320 --> 1:30:08.519 Uh? The big thing was at the end of the game, 1:30:08.640 --> 1:30:10.760 we were guessing what the New York Post would say, 1:30:10.760 --> 1:30:12.400 because you could always count on the New York Post 1:30:12.479 --> 1:30:15.400 have like a cheeky pun and I'm like it's gonna 1:30:15.439 --> 1:30:17.960 say doctor. We all put like twenty bucks in a hat. 1:30:18.320 --> 1:30:20.439 There's two of Milton's friends were there too, and I 1:30:20.800 --> 1:30:22.880 guess doctor know, and I nailed it, and so I 1:30:22.960 --> 1:30:24.080 also won eighty bucks. 1:30:24.560 --> 1:30:25.680 Doctor doctor No. 1:30:25.920 --> 1:30:28.000 They don't miss, do they? The doctor No, Gay, the 1:30:28.040 --> 1:30:31.639 post doesn't miss. We'll be right back after this quick break. 1:30:32.560 --> 1:30:35.000 Let's name the game. These are a group of names 1:30:35.040 --> 1:30:39.280 that we came up with. Jay A doctor's a doctor 1:30:39.320 --> 1:30:43.200 today keeps the hits away. A doctor today keeps the 1:30:43.280 --> 1:30:47.240 hits away. It's like a doctor doctor day, keeps reach 1:30:47.960 --> 1:30:52.000 the doc goodn't no hitter. It's doctor doctor No, doctor no, 1:30:52.240 --> 1:30:53.360 it's doctor doctor No. 1:30:53.880 --> 1:30:56.680 But you know what, I appreciate the hustle boys, I 1:30:56.720 --> 1:30:58.800 really do. I love the I wish I could have 1:30:58.800 --> 1:30:59.720 a staff to work like this. 1:31:00.080 --> 1:31:02.600 Let's score the game. Is this the greatest game of 1:31:02.640 --> 1:31:04.920 all time? Let's you know what goes against it? 1:31:04.920 --> 1:31:10.439 Steaks zero zero stak, it's fucking may zero to ten deals. 1:31:10.479 --> 1:31:13.439 Okay, Jake gives it a zero. 1:31:13.560 --> 1:31:15.479 Wow, that might be our first zero in a long time. 1:31:15.600 --> 1:31:16.880 I mean, it's a professional game. 1:31:16.920 --> 1:31:19.680 I gotta give it. I'll give it one. I'll give 1:31:19.680 --> 1:31:26.040 it a one. Point eight five point nine. I'm going high. 1:31:26.200 --> 1:31:29.240 I did a two point one. All right, star power. 1:31:29.240 --> 1:31:32.559 There's fucking stars galore in this ten ten to fuck, 1:31:33.000 --> 1:31:34.120 a lot of Hall of famers, a lot of Hall 1:31:34.120 --> 1:31:34.519 of famers. 1:31:34.520 --> 1:31:37.479 Your Patriot teams, which which you know I had front 1:31:37.520 --> 1:31:40.200 row seats too, didn't have you had Tom Brady. 1:31:40.920 --> 1:31:45.440 You're a g but bro, this is like, this is crazy. Yeah, 1:31:45.720 --> 1:31:55.680 geta gita. I'm gonna go eight point nine. Actually you're 1:31:55.680 --> 1:31:58.439 going nine. I gotta go nine. All right's fucking everyone 1:31:58.520 --> 1:31:59.840 everyone on this team, both teams. 1:32:00.040 --> 1:32:03.280 It's nine points keeping you from ten to nine point 1:32:03.320 --> 1:32:04.320 one because there's no. 1:32:04.280 --> 1:32:09.400 Perposon perfect maybe an All Star game gameplay of this game, 1:32:10.479 --> 1:32:14.000 you're out of ten. Gerald Williams. I was a smoke 1:32:14.080 --> 1:32:16.200 play at the very beginning a gameplay. 1:32:16.240 --> 1:32:18.760 I mean it's mid you know you got the one 1:32:18.800 --> 1:32:21.920 great catch, but you got six walks, you get six. 1:32:22.760 --> 1:32:25.559 I'm gonna go with like a seven to one, all right, 1:32:25.560 --> 1:32:30.400 put me up for seven to two seven one seven, No, no, 1:32:30.600 --> 1:32:32.439 keep me a six. I had a six point eight 1:32:32.720 --> 1:32:36.720 six point one. Doctor. No, we gotta score the name 1:32:36.760 --> 1:32:39.400 of the game. That's really the name. Can't beat the name, 1:32:39.720 --> 1:32:44.160 So score oh, ten ten, that's a great name. I'm 1:32:44.160 --> 1:32:47.880 gonna go. He was also forty. Yeah, I'm gonna go 1:32:47.880 --> 1:32:51.840 with the ninety nine nine nine, No nine, just not 1:32:51.960 --> 1:32:54.680 even nine. I had a seven to three. I had 1:32:54.680 --> 1:32:57.240 a five point one. It's a good name. Six point 1:32:57.520 --> 1:32:58.120 one one. 1:32:58.360 --> 1:33:03.679 It's our new ninety second game. It's just between twenty 1:33:03.800 --> 1:33:07.360 fourteen NLDS Game two Giants versus Nationals, and just ahead 1:33:07.360 --> 1:33:10.559 of two thousand and eight Week three preseason game Texans 1:33:10.640 --> 1:33:12.200 versus Cowboys. 1:33:13.360 --> 1:33:18.479 I mean, thanks for showing up, Ja, Oh my gosh. 1:33:18.080 --> 1:33:20.240 Jay, if you think I mean, it probably got the 1:33:20.280 --> 1:33:22.200 same amount of ratings as that preseason game. 1:33:22.560 --> 1:33:24.800 Yeah, yeah, well I know you got all the New 1:33:24.840 --> 1:33:26.920 York our first no hitter and show history. 1:33:27.520 --> 1:33:28.120 That's our first. 1:33:28.160 --> 1:33:33.439 No, no, I can't believe it's behind Dolf Ziggler Kilber 1:33:33.960 --> 1:33:34.800 sixty point game. 1:33:35.920 --> 1:33:37.559 No, chill Gill. You know what. 1:33:37.640 --> 1:33:39.200 I've been a list fully in my whole life. I 1:33:39.280 --> 1:33:41.840 just have to accept this is great. I have such 1:33:41.840 --> 1:33:47.760 at the top is the top Falcon's pats. 1:33:47.760 --> 1:33:50.200 Oh wow, Patriots, Patriots, Patriots. 1:33:50.320 --> 1:33:52.720 There's no bias here. Look at the Stanley Cups and 1:33:52.760 --> 1:33:57.200 the Miracle on isis fifth. Yeah, it's fucking high. It's 1:33:57.240 --> 1:34:00.200 fucked it's a great But that's a great, that's great game. 1:34:00.720 --> 1:34:02.559 Yeah, should be higher. Who are you talking about? It's 1:34:02.800 --> 1:34:03.240 top five. 1:34:03.280 --> 1:34:05.400 We're about to hit our hundredth game, and we're going 1:34:05.479 --> 1:34:08.519 to reevaluate this list too, because there's some there's some 1:34:08.600 --> 1:34:09.520 big discrapm. 1:34:11.200 --> 1:34:14.880 Wheelchair game where he pooped his pants. He said he 1:34:14.920 --> 1:34:19.639 didn't technically didn't. He said, this is I had such 1:34:19.680 --> 1:34:21.240 a good time I was looking forward to this. This 1:34:21.280 --> 1:34:28.000 is awesome today. Man, let go, let's go. 1:34:28.640 --> 1:34:33.320 We did that with uh Jackson, Joe Jackson, how great 1:34:33.439 --> 1:34:34.639 wash Randy Moss. 1:34:34.720 --> 1:34:37.439 The roll of Randy was awesome. He thought you were 1:34:37.479 --> 1:34:41.960 a coach. No, he thought rich Ornberger was a coach. Okay, 1:34:42.600 --> 1:34:44.719 I didn't know who that is. So he was alive 1:34:44.880 --> 1:34:47.280 that Randy Muger drafted in the same time, got any 1:34:47.320 --> 1:34:51.479 Randy Moss gems for me. He's such a country bumpkin. Yeah. 1:34:51.520 --> 1:34:55.160 He It was funny. Every Saturday, it's Saturday, you get 1:34:55.160 --> 1:34:58.960 to uh it's travel day. So meetings started like you 1:34:59.000 --> 1:35:02.679 get to sleep in. Meeting started like eight thirty nine, 1:35:02.840 --> 1:35:05.479 and uh, we'd always come in and we'd have a 1:35:05.479 --> 1:35:08.759 team meeting for like thirty five minutes Bill Gover's last keys, 1:35:08.760 --> 1:35:10.680 and we'd break them to offense defense, have like a 1:35:10.680 --> 1:35:14.040 thirty minute offense defense, and then we'd have like twenty 1:35:14.040 --> 1:35:18.479 minutes individuals. So we're all broken up in receiver running back. 1:35:18.520 --> 1:35:23.200 This that Every Saturday, Randy would come in and he'd 1:35:23.200 --> 1:35:26.400 be sitting down. He has dude ragging, his headphones on 1:35:27.640 --> 1:35:30.960 and a hoodover, and he'd be into the meeting early 1:35:31.680 --> 1:35:34.960 and he'd sit there and he'd be explaining to one 1:35:35.000 --> 1:35:38.519 of the younger receivers, whoever it was. It could be me, 1:35:38.680 --> 1:35:42.360 it could be New, it could be Nuke, it could 1:35:42.400 --> 1:35:44.360 be one of the guys. He'd be sitting talking about 1:35:44.360 --> 1:35:47.080 the sixty minutes from the night before or not the 1:35:47.120 --> 1:35:49.599 sixty minutes of day line d first date line, dateline. 1:35:49.640 --> 1:35:53.160 He'd sit there, he'd be like, this motherfucker, now he 1:35:53.160 --> 1:35:56.840 could cut his dick off, and this bitch I said no. 1:35:57.080 --> 1:36:01.000 He'd be just explaining the story like that, and then 1:36:01.080 --> 1:36:03.800 our coach will walk in. He'd go on for a 1:36:03.800 --> 1:36:06.000 good it'd be like a twenty minute meet. He didn't 1:36:06.000 --> 1:36:08.880 go on for like twelve minutes. The coach it was 1:36:08.880 --> 1:36:13.400 his first year there, so Randy had more pool, so 1:36:13.400 --> 1:36:18.080 so he would like try to, hey, Randy, you think 1:36:18.120 --> 1:36:21.560 we could get into their dbs. Wait out, chatty, I 1:36:21.600 --> 1:36:24.400 got it. That's one more thing. So like every Saturday 1:36:24.439 --> 1:36:29.560 we heard what dateline was from that Friday, and it 1:36:29.880 --> 1:36:32.320 was just so it was. It was just a cool dude. 1:36:33.200 --> 1:36:35.160 Like he would bust my balls because I was a rookie. 1:36:35.200 --> 1:36:36.960 I played with him two years or one and a 1:36:37.000 --> 1:36:40.800 half years, and you know, he he wouldn't show me 1:36:40.840 --> 1:36:42.639 love in front of the boys, but when the boys 1:36:42.680 --> 1:36:46.640 weren't around. You know, I used to have to go 1:36:46.640 --> 1:36:48.880 get the food for a travel day, and like I 1:36:49.240 --> 1:36:51.160 was a seventh throwned guy, so I didn't make any money. 1:36:51.400 --> 1:36:53.280 He'd know, He's give me all the money and stuff 1:36:53.280 --> 1:36:55.400 because usually the rookie has to pay for it. He'd 1:36:55.400 --> 1:36:57.880 always look out. He'd look out when people weren't looking. 1:36:57.960 --> 1:37:00.920 But he you know, he kind of big bro it. 1:37:01.560 --> 1:37:04.519 He's in my goat discussion. Oh, he's definitely a top 1:37:04.640 --> 1:37:07.680 I'm with you there three two two top two him 1:37:07.720 --> 1:37:09.880 and Jerry. Who else is up there before you? Jay, 1:37:10.360 --> 1:37:17.280 Wayne Corvette. We just had Keithon Johnson on the show. 1:37:18.120 --> 1:37:20.400 It was fun. The Jets had like three years and 1:37:21.960 --> 1:37:25.040 we had real small, smurfy guy. It was Lavernius Cole 1:37:25.160 --> 1:37:26.920 Santana Moss went for beet So. 1:37:27.000 --> 1:37:30.120 Lavinius was the tallest at six foot, but they all 1:37:30.160 --> 1:37:31.280 blocked their dicks off. 1:37:31.560 --> 1:37:35.160 They were they were nasty. Charlie Weiss, Yeah, get him 1:37:35.200 --> 1:37:37.719 in there. You better get that fucking force. That safety's 1:37:37.720 --> 1:37:40.519 in there, go blow them up. Better get that four force? 1:37:41.320 --> 1:37:45.719 What force hit that gap? Got to hit the gap. 1:37:45.920 --> 1:37:52.759 Come on, block harder, guys. See that's they keep scoring. 1:37:53.360 --> 1:37:57.439 Right there. Is when I learned what a good coach was, 1:37:58.560 --> 1:38:00.400 because when I got to a good when I got 1:38:00.439 --> 1:38:03.120 to a team that had good coaches, I stopped hearing 1:38:03.200 --> 1:38:06.840 that you got a block harder. It was, hey, you 1:38:06.920 --> 1:38:09.200 drop your right foot, you put your right hand in 1:38:09.280 --> 1:38:12.200 his chest plate, you get your like It was explaining 1:38:12.600 --> 1:38:15.639 the technique instead of explaining for effort. 1:38:15.840 --> 1:38:19.520 So when you said Belichick had his final keys, yeah, 1:38:19.560 --> 1:38:22.400 did he give you things that were actually accessible and 1:38:22.439 --> 1:38:23.840 you could access mid game? 1:38:24.280 --> 1:38:27.760 He could give us like he would show like a 1:38:26.840 --> 1:38:32.000 forty play cut up of the team we're playing, of 1:38:32.120 --> 1:38:35.040 our play and maybe trends around the league that were 1:38:35.040 --> 1:38:39.280 going on at that time. Look fellas some guy you know, 1:38:39.320 --> 1:38:41.639 took his helmet off the week before, got a fifteen 1:38:41.720 --> 1:38:44.880 yard penalty. Look like we don't need this fucking shit. 1:38:45.120 --> 1:38:48.280 He would put the five penalties where guys got their 1:38:48.439 --> 1:38:51.840 helmet taken off and got a fifteen yard flag, Like 1:38:51.960 --> 1:38:54.559 if you got a problem, just get off the fucking field. 1:38:54.640 --> 1:38:56.599 Like that's how he would do. So, like you knew 1:38:56.640 --> 1:39:00.160 in a fighting citch, we can't touch a raft. You 1:39:00.200 --> 1:39:03.200 can't pull them off a pile. You can't pull your 1:39:03.240 --> 1:39:07.160 guy off the pile that's fifteen yards. Like it was 1:39:07.200 --> 1:39:12.559 a reminder cut up or like offense, Look, we're gonna 1:39:12.880 --> 1:39:15.760 we need to be inside out and he's showing a 1:39:15.800 --> 1:39:18.799 play of a Dominican sue or something where he's blowing 1:39:18.880 --> 1:39:20.880 up and they're not chipping them. We need to fucking 1:39:20.960 --> 1:39:25.719 you know, like little reminders. He would do stuff like that. Now, receivers, look, 1:39:25.760 --> 1:39:28.200 if we have a crew that's gonna hold, these guys 1:39:28.240 --> 1:39:32.320 are gonna hold you. Okay, they hold, So don't bitch 1:39:32.320 --> 1:39:35.040 at the receiver or this do business is business is 1:39:35.120 --> 1:39:37.439 being done, okay. So if you see how the refs 1:39:37.439 --> 1:39:39.880 calling it early, we go on, we go, and we go, 1:39:40.160 --> 1:39:42.360 you know, like he would give us those kind of reminders, 1:39:43.000 --> 1:39:46.720 little things with the protections or a coverage, little things 1:39:46.720 --> 1:39:49.320 that he looked at overall on the whole team, and 1:39:49.360 --> 1:39:52.920 then each offense and defensive coordinator would have their own 1:39:53.000 --> 1:39:54.720 keys when we break up and we do that same 1:39:54.800 --> 1:39:55.200 kind of thing. 1:39:55.439 --> 1:39:58.759 What's something like we're unfolded and like the Malcolm Butler 1:39:58.760 --> 1:40:00.360 interception I understand, like went over. 1:40:00.439 --> 1:40:00.599 Yeah. 1:40:00.600 --> 1:40:03.240 He would say shit like, look something you experienced on 1:40:03.400 --> 1:40:04.080 game speed. 1:40:04.120 --> 1:40:07.639 You went, oh shit, I know exactly what to do here. Yeah, 1:40:07.640 --> 1:40:12.679 I remember, I remember one time like he said, look, fellas, 1:40:13.560 --> 1:40:16.160 there's gonna be an opportunity for us to run when 1:40:16.240 --> 1:40:19.280 back this game they do not have good coverage, and 1:40:19.320 --> 1:40:22.760 like he says, I'm just telling you, if we get this, 1:40:23.320 --> 1:40:25.600 we will win the game. And we we housed to 1:40:25.720 --> 1:40:29.679 kick because they were vulnerable. We were like I housed 1:40:29.760 --> 1:40:31.760 upon or something like. It was like one of those 1:40:31.800 --> 1:40:35.519 things like there's he would always predict shit like, look, 1:40:36.120 --> 1:40:38.160 there's gonna be a time in the game where we're 1:40:38.160 --> 1:40:40.120 gonna need to stop and then we're gonna do this, 1:40:40.680 --> 1:40:43.040 which in if you think back on it, you're like, well, 1:40:43.120 --> 1:40:46.280 I mean that's kind of like just common sense. But 1:40:46.439 --> 1:40:49.879 like to break down complexity, things that we've been studying 1:40:49.920 --> 1:40:51.840 all week to like, all right, these are the four 1:40:51.880 --> 1:40:54.519 things we really need to work on, Like think about okay, 1:40:54.880 --> 1:40:58.760 red area, tighten down, third down, no easy play here, 1:41:00.080 --> 1:41:02.479 take care of the football. We do those things. You 1:41:02.479 --> 1:41:04.719 guys already put the hay in the bank. We already 1:41:04.880 --> 1:41:07.799 were already prepared. Everything will also take care of yourself. 1:41:08.120 --> 1:41:12.639 Greatest coach of all time? Yeahright, Who can argue that, Jay, 1:41:12.640 --> 1:41:15.519 we missed anything on this game? I don't think so. 1:41:15.640 --> 1:41:17.599 I can't tell you what a great time I had 1:41:17.640 --> 1:41:20.400 that was talking about memory Lane that I got fired 1:41:20.479 --> 1:41:21.439 up watching that ship. 1:41:22.000 --> 1:41:24.240 This was a This was a fun game, and I 1:41:24.280 --> 1:41:27.120 feel like baseball is coming back. And when you I 1:41:27.120 --> 1:41:28.400 thought you were going to come on and do a 1:41:28.439 --> 1:41:30.800 Jets game. I was getting excited, like, why the fuck's 1:41:30.840 --> 1:41:33.519 he doing a Yankees game? But then when you told 1:41:33.600 --> 1:41:35.760 us the game, we started started doing the real I 1:41:35.800 --> 1:41:36.599 was gonna do a Jets game. 1:41:36.600 --> 1:41:39.360 I would have done Curtis Martin taking the latter and 1:41:39.400 --> 1:41:41.599 then throwing the touchdown to Wayne Corbett on Monday night 1:41:41.640 --> 1:41:44.160 in Miami and the rain, yes, and then Wayne just 1:41:44.200 --> 1:41:44.920 handing the ball to. 1:41:44.920 --> 1:41:48.479 The ref act like you've been scrappy. Wayne would have 1:41:48.479 --> 1:41:49.320 been a great Patriot. 1:41:49.680 --> 1:41:51.680 He would have been well, I mean that was like 1:41:51.760 --> 1:41:54.560 also a friend I keep mentioning because my Payah. 1:41:54.120 --> 1:41:55.960 Well you know that that was. He played kind of 1:41:56.000 --> 1:41:58.160 Patriot football with parcels and all that shit. 1:41:58.439 --> 1:42:01.360 He said, parcels if you were a rookie. He was 1:42:01.400 --> 1:42:03.000 the most motivating coach in the world. 1:42:03.160 --> 1:42:05.360 On year four. You want to fucking strangle him. 1:42:06.160 --> 1:42:08.840 So when he got his new contract, every time he 1:42:08.880 --> 1:42:10.800 walked in a room, he'd stop and go, hey, it's 1:42:10.840 --> 1:42:13.040 the great Wayne crab bet everybody you know he just 1:42:13.040 --> 1:42:13.559 got paid. 1:42:14.360 --> 1:42:17.120 Every practice here comes the great Wayne group and he's like, 1:42:17.160 --> 1:42:20.400 what the fuck's wrong with this guy? In year six? 1:42:21.160 --> 1:42:25.720 Why is he fucking with me? It's the more popular 1:42:26.160 --> 1:42:28.240 you got and the more money you made. Sometimes in 1:42:28.280 --> 1:42:30.639 that coaching regime, they wanted to bring you. Did Bill 1:42:30.680 --> 1:42:35.479 ever play like mind games with you? Not We've already 1:42:35.479 --> 1:42:38.639 been here for two hours? Oh okay, that's all he did. 1:42:38.720 --> 1:42:43.839 I mean, those guys are those guys are like mastermind guys. 1:42:44.200 --> 1:42:46.000 They know how to get the best out of their guys. 1:42:46.360 --> 1:42:49.439 You one of the best my wrestlers ever wrestled was 1:42:49.439 --> 1:42:51.920 We're at a tournament somewhere and I don't know, LA 1:42:52.000 --> 1:42:55.400 is so good. But I had a really young squad 1:42:55.800 --> 1:42:57.640 and I was at palis Ades High and when we 1:42:57.640 --> 1:42:59.360 were young, but we were gonna put like two guys 1:42:59.360 --> 1:43:03.800 into States. And I go, man, fucking I'm just sitting 1:43:03.800 --> 1:43:05.800 like you gotta wait in the bleachers all day, like 1:43:05.840 --> 1:43:08.280 match here, match there, to eight in the morning, two 1:43:08.320 --> 1:43:10.280 in the afternoon. I go, guys, come here, if we 1:43:10.360 --> 1:43:12.920 roll up these mats and we just fucking throw hands, 1:43:12.920 --> 1:43:14.880 which school do you think is winning? And they're like, 1:43:16.120 --> 1:43:18.840 I think we would. I go, I'll fuck him up. 1:43:18.920 --> 1:43:20.800 I pointed a coach. I go, I'll fuck him up. 1:43:20.840 --> 1:43:23.320 Can you fuck him up? And they just got him 1:43:23.320 --> 1:43:25.479 thinking street fight and they went out there and they 1:43:25.479 --> 1:43:28.080 were just like, just mauled guys. I go, yeah, fuck 1:43:28.120 --> 1:43:28.559 these guys. 1:43:28.680 --> 1:43:30.760 And that's the best thing a coach can do is 1:43:30.800 --> 1:43:32.960 get his players up. Now, they all do it differently, 1:43:33.479 --> 1:43:36.439 but the best ones can get guys up. I love coaching. 1:43:36.560 --> 1:43:38.200 I remember once we went to this tour. I was 1:43:38.240 --> 1:43:40.639 coaching Beverly Hills High. Ryan Faintitch was the head coach. 1:43:40.680 --> 1:43:43.719 We went to this tournament, UH, and it's called Freak 1:43:43.760 --> 1:43:45.200 show in Las Vegas, big deal. 1:43:45.439 --> 1:43:46.559 We take buses out. 1:43:46.400 --> 1:43:49.599 There and we all they all take a shit. They're 1:43:49.640 --> 1:43:50.759 just deer in the lights. 1:43:51.000 --> 1:43:53.479 It's huge. It's like karate Kid final scene. 1:43:53.479 --> 1:43:56.800 Big and we all fucking take a dump, stalling getting 1:43:56.800 --> 1:44:00.559 called for stalling. So Monday we're back in town. Monday, 1:44:00.640 --> 1:44:02.439 we show up to the wrestling room and coach is 1:44:02.439 --> 1:44:04.599 standing there. The door to the wrestling room is locked, 1:44:04.600 --> 1:44:06.680 and he goes, what are you guys doing? Like you 1:44:06.680 --> 1:44:10.120 got unlock the door. He goes, why so we can practice. 1:44:10.160 --> 1:44:13.120 He goes, well, you guys showed you don't like to wrestle, 1:44:13.160 --> 1:44:14.519 so we're gonna spend a week on the track. 1:44:15.760 --> 1:44:16.719 And we go down on the track. 1:44:16.720 --> 1:44:18.439 But he brings all the freeways down in the track 1:44:18.479 --> 1:44:20.679 and he had these guys running holding free weights. 1:44:21.160 --> 1:44:23.799 He goes, you're gonna fucking beg me to wrestle. 1:44:24.360 --> 1:44:24.479 Yea. 1:44:24.720 --> 1:44:26.840 He had them doing, you know, lawnmowers. 1:44:26.840 --> 1:44:29.200 When he grabbed the guy's feet and the nurse came 1:44:29.240 --> 1:44:31.800 out and said, you can't this is abuse because their 1:44:31.800 --> 1:44:33.360 hands were bleeding on the artificial turf. 1:44:33.720 --> 1:44:36.200 He goes, you can't have them do this on school property. 1:44:36.200 --> 1:44:40.320 He goes, fine, Pico Boulevard, the entire wrestling team doing 1:44:40.320 --> 1:44:43.960 wheelbarrows up and down Pico Boulevard in Beverly Hills. He goes, 1:44:44.040 --> 1:44:47.320 and then by Wednesday they were like I watching it. 1:44:47.400 --> 1:44:50.559 I was like, this is really like bad. And he goes, 1:44:51.200 --> 1:44:54.160 and then finally one of the captains goes, we're really 1:44:54.200 --> 1:44:59.240 gonna wrestle. There's these two twins, Chris and Art. I 1:44:59.240 --> 1:45:01.200 forget the wast but there was twins and they came 1:45:01.280 --> 1:45:03.120 up to him and they're like, we're really going to wrestle. 1:45:03.160 --> 1:45:06.400 We'll make sure everybody wrestles. And they unlocked the wrestling 1:45:06.439 --> 1:45:07.840 room and it's like the rest of the year, we 1:45:07.920 --> 1:45:09.200 just fucking housed everybody. 1:45:09.360 --> 1:45:12.080 Yeah, it's got the fear of the track incredible. He 1:45:12.160 --> 1:45:14.800 used to have the old coach Joe front run what's 1:45:14.800 --> 1:45:17.720 that one? He just he'd run us. The first two 1:45:17.720 --> 1:45:19.479 weeks of Pop Warner, they would try to get kids 1:45:19.520 --> 1:45:22.719 to quit because you wanted a certain roster size for playing, 1:45:23.400 --> 1:45:26.400 because if you had like thirty two guys, each guy 1:45:26.439 --> 1:45:28.920 had to play like six plays. But if you had 1:45:28.960 --> 1:45:32.200 like thirty six guys, each guy had to play like 1:45:32.479 --> 1:45:34.920 five plays, so you play a less So there was 1:45:34.960 --> 1:45:37.240 like a sweet Mark. So they check get all these 1:45:37.280 --> 1:45:40.320 kids to sign up and bop Warner and then run us. 1:45:40.320 --> 1:45:45.280 Today in Redwood City, they run us till we puked spleechers, 1:45:45.640 --> 1:45:47.439 and you try to get kids to quit because you 1:45:47.479 --> 1:45:49.519 didn't want a roster size too big, because every kid 1:45:49.520 --> 1:45:51.320 had to play Who's the guy on the Patriots that 1:45:51.479 --> 1:45:57.960 never got tired running? Um never got tired for like 1:45:58.080 --> 1:46:02.799 fives for like a long time, it was me, Slate Hogan. 1:46:04.560 --> 1:46:07.240 We were the rabbits, like in conditioning they call it 1:46:07.280 --> 1:46:12.439 the rabbit Ebner Ebner Ebbs. He could run because he 1:46:12.479 --> 1:46:15.439 would go do the rugby shit. I had a good time, buddy, 1:46:15.560 --> 1:46:18.400 Thank you so much for coming on everyone. Oh we're 1:46:18.400 --> 1:46:19.880 still going. I didn't even we're still going. I thought 1:46:19.840 --> 1:46:25.559 everyone to go out and check out more Stories podcast, Apple, Apple, Uh, 1:46:25.800 --> 1:46:27.080 Spotify and YouTube. 1:46:27.120 --> 1:46:28.640 I have no dates coming up, so you don't have 1:46:28.680 --> 1:46:31.840 to visit my site on Instagram. I'm Jmore thirty seven. 1:46:32.040 --> 1:46:34.920 Jmore thirty seven. Follow me and let me know that 1:46:35.000 --> 1:46:36.200 Jewels sent you my way. 1:46:36.080 --> 1:46:38.599 So I can send you a nice gift basket Jeter style. 1:46:39.000 --> 1:46:43.360 Let's freaking go, Thanks, bro Man, that was awesome. Jase 1:46:43.400 --> 1:46:44.800 a Beast love him. 1:46:45.240 --> 1:46:48.000 You know, he had a moment that we designed this 1:46:48.040 --> 1:46:50.200 show for when you just see a roster you haven't 1:46:50.200 --> 1:46:51.920 looked at in twenty years. I thought about in twenty 1:46:51.960 --> 1:46:54.000 years and just all the names just bring all these memories. 1:46:54.280 --> 1:46:56.080 He was having that, and I was very happy that 1:46:56.160 --> 1:46:58.080 he was having that experience here on games with names. 1:46:58.120 --> 1:46:58.840 That's what you gotta do. 1:46:58.840 --> 1:47:00.599 Man, if you you know you were a real ball 1:47:00.640 --> 1:47:02.559 nor if you just pull up the Wikipedia, you see 1:47:02.560 --> 1:47:04.760 the roster and it like takes you back. It's like 1:47:04.800 --> 1:47:07.200 when you hear a song or a you have a smell, 1:47:07.600 --> 1:47:08.719 takes your back seeing a roster. 1:47:09.040 --> 1:47:11.719 He knows sport, he does. He knows ball, he knows 1:47:11.760 --> 1:47:14.679 his lineups and stuff like you could tell he loved 1:47:14.720 --> 1:47:16.600 it and he had deep cut stories. 1:47:16.200 --> 1:47:18.760 About like, yeah, that was a funny. The twentieth guy 1:47:18.760 --> 1:47:22.360 on the roster. That was awesome. Man, don't dictate the 1:47:22.520 --> 1:47:25.120 terms of your journey. Jay was poetic out there today. 1:47:25.200 --> 1:47:26.880 He's got a couple T shirts. He has a T 1:47:27.040 --> 1:47:30.479 shirt and some bumper stickers. He was good. He was 1:47:30.479 --> 1:47:33.639 spitting in the Nutthouse. Well you know what time it is. 1:47:33.920 --> 1:47:36.639 Who's time from the Chill Zone. Brought to you by 1:47:36.680 --> 1:47:40.360 Coors Light. Get Coors Light delivered straight to your door. 1:47:41.160 --> 1:47:48.240 Visitcoorslight dot com, slash gw N Celebrate Responsibly. I love 1:47:48.280 --> 1:47:54.920 that sound. Cheers boys, Mmm, taste so good? When so good? 1:47:54.920 --> 1:47:57.800 One in your lips? Well, uh, what are we doing? 1:47:58.200 --> 1:48:00.160 A little little uh? Starting five year may take is 1:48:00.160 --> 1:48:00.519 into this thing. 1:48:00.560 --> 1:48:03.879 Yeah, this is another edition of Starting five where Jules 1:48:04.120 --> 1:48:08.600 Kyler and myself build our perfect starting five for any situation. 1:48:09.160 --> 1:48:10.560 It could be yard. 1:48:10.320 --> 1:48:15.160 Games, it could be movies, it could be you name it. 1:48:16.000 --> 1:48:18.360 We can build a starting five for any situation. And 1:48:18.400 --> 1:48:22.479 today it is movies, and we're talking sports movies in 1:48:22.560 --> 1:48:25.880 honor of Bob Sugar in one of the best sports movies, Sugarman, 1:48:26.439 --> 1:48:28.920 Bob Sugar, No man on this thing. 1:48:29.000 --> 1:48:34.480 I'm not searching for anybody here. This is looking Sugar. Yeah. 1:48:34.600 --> 1:48:35.960 This is ain't no searching for Sugarman. 1:48:36.080 --> 1:48:36.320 This is. 1:48:38.400 --> 1:48:39.840 Bob search Sugar. 1:48:40.040 --> 1:48:42.400 One of the best portrayals of an agent all time, 1:48:42.640 --> 1:48:45.120 right up there with Stevie Grant. I know everyone's gonna say, 1:48:45.120 --> 1:48:47.439 Ari Gold you you casuals, But. 1:48:47.400 --> 1:48:51.200 The real heads, no, who's Stevie Grant? Dude, Bob Odenkirk 1:48:51.280 --> 1:48:54.599 and Larry Sanders come on Oh, very good, very good. 1:48:54.640 --> 1:48:57.080 I didn't watch that. Today. 1:48:57.720 --> 1:49:02.519 We are building a starting five for the Ultimate Sports Movies. 1:49:02.920 --> 1:49:06.000 Kyler will draft his five Jeweles will draft his, and 1:49:06.080 --> 1:49:10.200 I will draft mine. This is a snake draft, Kyler, 1:49:10.200 --> 1:49:12.960 you need to keep us on the tracks. Snake drafts 1:49:12.960 --> 1:49:16.040 confuse me me too. I'm easily got a lot. 1:49:15.880 --> 1:49:17.519 Of heat in the comments for how little you guys 1:49:17.600 --> 1:49:18.639 understood snake drafts. 1:49:18.680 --> 1:49:21.160 Well, every time I'm doing a snake draft, I know 1:49:21.200 --> 1:49:22.680 I have the scroller to help me when I'm doing 1:49:22.720 --> 1:49:24.200 it on my my fantasy website. 1:49:24.200 --> 1:49:25.080 Here, I don't have the scroller. 1:49:25.120 --> 1:49:26.920 So if you pick first in one round, the next 1:49:27.000 --> 1:49:30.200 round you pick last and just goes back and natty bullshit. 1:49:30.439 --> 1:49:31.920 I know, though, That's why you gotta keep us on 1:49:31.960 --> 1:49:34.720 the tracks, Baby, keep us on the tracks. Who are 1:49:34.840 --> 1:49:36.800 doing starting five sports movies? 1:49:38.040 --> 1:49:40.280 We're not going You're on the things the worst one. 1:49:40.280 --> 1:49:40.800 Every time. 1:49:41.479 --> 1:49:44.679 Middle is great. Everyone loves middle. Okay, and then no, 1:49:44.720 --> 1:49:46.200 no cheats, no. 1:49:45.840 --> 1:49:49.439 No poolt computers. We're not looking at the straight from 1:49:49.479 --> 1:49:50.280 straight off the dome. 1:49:50.479 --> 1:49:54.160 You will not see these fingers googling a thing ready 1:49:55.320 --> 1:49:58.040 with the number one pick in the draft. 1:49:58.320 --> 1:50:03.880 I am choosing Bad News Bears Bears, the Old One. 1:50:03.760 --> 1:50:08.400 The Old One, Walter Matthow, Kelly Leak, Yes, number one, 1:50:08.600 --> 1:50:13.040 number one, great movie, All Timer, red striped beer. 1:50:13.880 --> 1:50:17.920 Oh, I got a couple. I'm gonna this is one 1:50:17.920 --> 1:50:22.200 of my favorite Remember the Titans, the Titans, some things, 1:50:21.920 --> 1:50:25.280 shun shine, shed a tear, shed some tears. I'm gonna 1:50:25.280 --> 1:50:29.680 go with Miracle Solid again. So Kyler goes again. I'm 1:50:29.680 --> 1:50:37.320 gonna go with Happy Gilmore. Wow. Good one, you guys. Okay, 1:50:37.960 --> 1:50:40.800 your first pick was a Disney movie. Bro Bad News 1:50:40.840 --> 1:50:45.640 Bears is terrible. I'm going difference. 1:50:46.000 --> 1:50:53.680 Number ten lot, Yes, great pick, suckers. You ready for 1:50:53.720 --> 1:50:57.920 this bad Boy Space Jam, Space Jam g first one 1:50:58.800 --> 1:51:01.000 if you want to you okay. 1:51:01.040 --> 1:51:01.880 So Jack goes again. 1:51:02.080 --> 1:51:05.280 Oh, I love the Snake Draft. I am going to 1:51:05.360 --> 1:51:08.120 go with Let's put Jerry McGuire in there. 1:51:08.280 --> 1:51:10.719 Let's put Jerry as good. Okay, let's put Jerry McGuire 1:51:10.720 --> 1:51:17.880 in there. Jules water Boy good one time, All Timer. 1:51:18.000 --> 1:51:18.880 You can do it. 1:51:20.280 --> 1:51:23.599 Oh, No, we suck again. We were just talking about 1:51:23.640 --> 1:51:29.679 Henry Winkler. Yes, that drawing up plays in his little 1:51:29.720 --> 1:51:35.200 note pet. No, I'm gonna go with Moneyball Solid Solid. 1:51:35.479 --> 1:51:37.800 All time film, and I'm gonna follow that up with 1:51:37.880 --> 1:51:40.600 slapshot shout out Paul Newman. 1:51:40.880 --> 1:51:48.600 I like it. Oh for me program Oh underrated, underrated, 1:51:49.840 --> 1:51:51.760 underrated Number four. 1:51:51.800 --> 1:51:55.040 I'm going with the Fighter, Baby, The Fighter, Mickey Ward, 1:51:55.400 --> 1:51:56.800 Dicky Ecklyn. 1:51:56.520 --> 1:51:59.559 David O Russell, don't do it. The Fighter was good 1:51:59.760 --> 1:52:05.000 by is great? Mark Wahlberg, Marky Mark, Oh again? Yes, 1:52:05.720 --> 1:52:06.280 I love the Snake. 1:52:06.360 --> 1:52:09.640 Draft you gotta leake he goes back and for you 1:52:09.640 --> 1:52:12.040 gotta love the snake. How about this one? Let's hit 1:52:12.040 --> 1:52:13.920 the course baby, Let's go Team Cup. 1:52:14.600 --> 1:52:18.640 Yes, I mean Costner. He could be on Gotta Go 1:52:18.720 --> 1:52:23.719 Days of Thunder. Oh yeah, Nascar Cruise. So I cannot 1:52:23.800 --> 1:52:28.280 I can'tnot watch that movie. Hey he hit me, No Carle, 1:52:28.920 --> 1:52:33.920 he rubbed you, and rubbing is racing. John c Riley, 1:52:34.040 --> 1:52:36.080 two NASCAR movies, two Nascar movies. 1:52:37.520 --> 1:52:41.479 Interesting here, He's not gonna go Talladagon That could be interesting, 1:52:41.640 --> 1:52:41.960 could be? 1:52:42.040 --> 1:52:46.080 Could be? What else to be? God here? Hoosiers Classic? 1:52:46.479 --> 1:52:46.920 You got a lot? 1:52:47.040 --> 1:52:51.960 You're not gonna gois all right? Longest Yard good? I'm 1:52:51.960 --> 1:52:54.360 not gonna go Which one you would you? Original remakes? 1:52:54.439 --> 1:52:57.400 Standler really not around? I think so, just because of 1:52:57.439 --> 1:53:00.599 an Era. But I'm gonna go with Caddy shack Ah. 1:53:00.800 --> 1:53:05.680 Great pick, great, it's good. I fucking roasted both of 1:53:05.720 --> 1:53:06.400 you guys again. 1:53:07.280 --> 1:53:11.040 Two golf movies in his tops ton Man of the Year, 1:53:11.120 --> 1:53:11.639 six man. 1:53:11.720 --> 1:53:14.200 All right, okay, then I go again. Rudy is in there, 1:53:14.240 --> 1:53:15.559 although I heard Rudy was a prick. 1:53:18.200 --> 1:53:20.960 I do. I do love Vince Vaughan and John fab Bro. 1:53:21.720 --> 1:53:24.960 It's a great movie. Great movie. Yeah, but timer and asshole. 1:53:25.120 --> 1:53:28.320 Hey, the story is good, great story. Vince Vaughan was 1:53:28.320 --> 1:53:31.280 credited as Vincent Voughan in that movie. Fun fact, if 1:53:31.320 --> 1:53:33.920 you read the credits young young Men. 1:53:33.920 --> 1:53:34.280 I hadn't. 1:53:34.640 --> 1:53:37.599 I didn't think past I'm surprised no one said draft 1:53:37.680 --> 1:53:40.559 Day yet, draft Day, draft Day. 1:53:40.600 --> 1:53:42.479 Well, it might be on the might be on the clock. 1:53:43.040 --> 1:53:47.479 The pick is in did I'm just gonna go with 1:53:47.520 --> 1:53:50.000 Hoosiers because I can't think of anyone else. Gotta go 1:53:50.040 --> 1:53:53.200 feel the dreams. Wow, if you build it, they will come, 1:53:53.280 --> 1:53:55.839 They will come. Have you watched that recently? Yeah, it's amazing, 1:53:56.040 --> 1:53:57.599 Like most of it is just like a road trip 1:53:57.640 --> 1:54:01.920 movie with fucking jazerl zones. Yeah. Uh, it's a great movie. 1:54:02.000 --> 1:54:04.320 You know it's not They will come. It's he will come. Yeah, 1:54:04.560 --> 1:54:05.120 that's dad. 1:54:05.520 --> 1:54:05.720 Yeah. 1:54:06.320 --> 1:54:09.720 Everyone, the the the zeitgeist has made it. 1:54:10.200 --> 1:54:12.360 It's like a It's like, Luke, I am your father. 1:54:12.400 --> 1:54:15.360 He doesn't say that, Luke, what does he say? He 1:54:15.479 --> 1:54:17.280 just says, I am your father? Oh? 1:54:20.080 --> 1:54:20.400 Is it me? 1:54:21.320 --> 1:54:24.240 Photo? I think mine is like got a little bit 1:54:24.280 --> 1:54:29.800 of everything like yours. You don't say I got real action. 1:54:30.520 --> 1:54:30.800 I'm not. 1:54:30.960 --> 1:54:32.760 I'm not coming out attacking other people's I'm trying to 1:54:32.800 --> 1:54:33.720 build them up here. 1:54:33.720 --> 1:54:36.240 Tension makes for a great interd NFL movies for me. 1:54:36.800 --> 1:54:39.040 How about this? Movies are lacking in general. 1:54:41.320 --> 1:54:46.080 Any given Sunday is good, says I'm going it's. 1:54:45.920 --> 1:54:49.280 A great speech in an okay movie. That's a good movie. 1:54:50.000 --> 1:54:52.800 I'm going with this is I'm surprised knowing said this yet, 1:54:53.040 --> 1:54:54.680 Rookie of the Year. Man, I was just thinking about 1:54:55.840 --> 1:55:00.160 God's Gary Busey's name road. 1:55:00.120 --> 1:55:06.440 That Oh yeah, Daniels, Yeah, the Wet Band, the Stick, 1:55:07.240 --> 1:55:08.840 the webs too. 1:55:10.120 --> 1:55:11.240 We got a lot of good ones here. 1:55:11.640 --> 1:55:13.240 I mean, no, now, we just got to say something. 1:55:13.520 --> 1:55:15.640 People are yelling at their at their TVs right now. 1:55:16.280 --> 1:55:17.320 There's just the ones we've missed. 1:55:17.320 --> 1:55:20.840 Oh of course, I mean, I mean you could go 1:55:21.480 --> 1:55:24.080 countless Rush. I was gonna put rush like I was 1:55:24.080 --> 1:55:28.320 gonna love. I love race Car Movies, Dodgeball, Dodgeball's Major League. 1:55:28.720 --> 1:55:33.720 Oh yeah, Friday Friday, Bull Durham. See, I like to 1:55:33.720 --> 1:55:37.560 remember the Titans Born Friday, like Sea Biscuit, White Man, 1:55:37.560 --> 1:55:39.880 Friday Night Lights when I was in high school, so 1:55:40.000 --> 1:55:42.440 like like you were kind of like like living it 1:55:42.480 --> 1:55:44.800 low key. Yeah, we were not really not like that. 1:55:45.040 --> 1:55:49.280 The next boys are there, PERI b the football there 1:55:49.360 --> 1:55:53.480 Man Varsity, Blue Fit, jan Great loving basketball. 1:55:53.760 --> 1:55:55.720 Loving basketball is one of my I should have put 1:55:55.760 --> 1:55:56.200 that on there. 1:55:56.320 --> 1:56:00.360 Hoop Dreams, billion dollar Baby, Okay, now we're it, and 1:56:00.440 --> 1:56:03.200 you know cool Runnings. 1:56:02.880 --> 1:56:08.840 Cool rating, Raging Ball, fuck yay, oh Blue Chips, eight 1:56:08.880 --> 1:56:13.920 Man Out, Hurricane Man, karate Kid there including. 1:56:12.960 --> 1:56:16.120 Oh my gosh, any of the Rockies Wow Bill, Rocky 1:56:16.160 --> 1:56:19.720 one through four and starting ten for each of us. Man. 1:56:20.280 --> 1:56:24.680 The comment section is gonna be going creeping iron go documentary. 1:56:24.160 --> 1:56:25.320 Wow, Doc Wow. 1:56:25.320 --> 1:56:27.560 I didn't think about Doc one hundred percent. Julian Edelman, 1:56:28.360 --> 1:56:29.080 Thank you, Jack. 1:56:32.360 --> 1:56:35.760 Hey, I like that movie. That was fun Thanks that 1:56:35.920 --> 1:56:38.000 was that was funny. Other Bull Durham. We didn't say 1:56:38.000 --> 1:56:41.440 Bull Durham fudge you just for the love of the game, 1:56:41.640 --> 1:56:42.800 love that I watched that. 1:56:43.040 --> 1:56:45.880 We're calling the big Lebowski. We're calling the big Lebowski sports. 1:56:47.720 --> 1:56:49.280 And then there's there's bowling. 1:56:49.320 --> 1:56:55.680 Oh, base Kingpin base basketball, baseball gotta be in there, man, 1:56:55.840 --> 1:56:57.640 king Pins Austin. You guys rip on me one or 1:56:57.720 --> 1:57:04.480 two or three more here squeaking baseball. BASEketball was like 1:57:04.600 --> 1:57:07.360 very formative for me. I feel like free solo. Does 1:57:07.360 --> 1:57:10.320 that come? Yeah, but it's not that fun. Yeah, it's 1:57:10.520 --> 1:57:13.879 more like yeah, anxious. 1:57:14.320 --> 1:57:16.520 It's like me counting, Like uncut Gems is a sports movie, 1:57:16.560 --> 1:57:17.440 like I'm. 1:57:17.320 --> 1:57:23.200 Yeah the wrestler. That movie Blue Chips, that was a 1:57:23.240 --> 1:57:23.720 great one. 1:57:23.880 --> 1:57:28.720 Yeah, Leon bro Shack, he got God. I love bro 1:57:29.640 --> 1:57:31.960 Real and Jesus Wars. 1:57:31.960 --> 1:57:35.760 That's literally one of I just I love Denzel in 1:57:35.840 --> 1:57:39.960 sports movies. What else is he in? The two like 1:57:40.040 --> 1:57:45.400 two favorites, Ye remember the Titans. Yeah, those are two 1:57:45.400 --> 1:57:48.120 good as sports movies. Honestly, Tanya is good. Shut out 1:57:48.120 --> 1:57:51.960 Paul Walter Hauser. Shout out Paul Walter Haser. All right, cool, 1:57:51.960 --> 1:57:54.000 so let's just say, H'm real quick, Jack, what's your team? 1:57:54.080 --> 1:57:58.600 Let's go, baby, The definitive starting five Here, Bad News, Bears, 1:57:58.600 --> 1:58:02.520 Space Jam, Jerry McGuire, The Fighter, Tin Cup, and Rookie 1:58:02.560 --> 1:58:02.840 of the Year. 1:58:02.880 --> 1:58:06.760 I'm pleased with that. Yours is definitive. Mine is always ongoing. 1:58:07.520 --> 1:58:11.280 But for mine today remember the Titans one Sandlot to 1:58:11.520 --> 1:58:16.720 water Boy. Three for the program five Days of Thunder 1:58:18.040 --> 1:58:22.600 and six Man Off the Bench. Field of Dreams, I 1:58:22.680 --> 1:58:25.240 like that is miracle, but everything you know, I hit 1:58:25.280 --> 1:58:29.600 a little bit of you know, a heartfelt child fun 1:58:30.200 --> 1:58:37.800 sad Lot's a classic comedy, real life experience. Days of 1:58:37.880 --> 1:58:41.320 Thunder program is just like I remember watching that, like, 1:58:41.400 --> 1:58:43.839 oh my god, this is college football. It's fucking crazy. 1:58:44.520 --> 1:58:47.160 And then Field Dreams just want to feel good. I 1:58:47.200 --> 1:58:51.040 want to play catch with my dad in the cornfield, Cornfield, Iowa. 1:58:51.280 --> 1:58:54.960 And then my list is Miracle, Happy Gilmore, Moneyball, Slapshot, Caddyshack, 1:58:55.240 --> 1:58:58.720 and then honorable mention Hoosiers. I love it, man, flow 1:58:58.800 --> 1:59:00.800 us up, blow us up in the common. But we 1:59:00.800 --> 1:59:02.000 didn't even say mighty ducks. 1:59:02.240 --> 1:59:04.120 I was going to say that after you have because 1:59:04.120 --> 1:59:05.640 I saw you had all the hockey. I'm like, do 1:59:05.680 --> 1:59:07.360 I want to throw a hockey mighty blow. 1:59:07.280 --> 1:59:09.760 Up in that little so I'm just pulling up the 1:59:09.760 --> 1:59:10.240 list here right. 1:59:10.400 --> 1:59:12.240 I saw a meme o that was like if I 1:59:12.240 --> 1:59:13.800 think it's like if you watch a movie in reverse, 1:59:13.840 --> 1:59:15.880 it's such a certain thing. And there's a meme that's like, 1:59:15.920 --> 1:59:17.880 if you watch Mighty Ducks and reverse, it's a team 1:59:18.000 --> 1:59:22.000 so bad it makes a guy, uh turn to alcoholism. 1:59:22.560 --> 1:59:24.880 God, oh my gosh. 1:59:25.000 --> 1:59:28.960 Yeah, your punishment for a d ui be around a 1:59:28.960 --> 1:59:32.120 bunch of kids Mighty Ducks. 1:59:32.280 --> 1:59:36.000 And we don't have to worry about duys because as 1:59:36.080 --> 1:59:39.960 core Light fans as we are, we always celebrate responsibly. 1:59:40.040 --> 1:59:42.600 That's right, that's right, and that was chose own thanks 1:59:42.640 --> 1:59:45.880 to our favorite beer, Coors Light. Get cours Light delivered 1:59:45.920 --> 1:59:49.120 straight to your door. Visit Coreslight dot com, slash g 1:59:49.360 --> 1:59:54.200 w N and celebrate once again responsibly. Well what a game. 1:59:54.440 --> 1:59:57.120 That was a fun game to go down memory laying 1:59:57.200 --> 2:00:00.440 with great baseball. That was baseball baseb I was kind 2:00:00.480 --> 2:00:02.920 of back though. I went to that Dodgers game. That 2:00:02.960 --> 2:00:05.320 was really fun. Show Hay's gonna pitch? I think Show 2:00:05.320 --> 2:00:07.880 hayes by the time we dropped this, he could have 2:00:07.880 --> 2:00:12.000 been pitching too fast, almost too fast, you know, so fast. 2:00:12.120 --> 2:00:14.400 And let me give a little something about this Dodger Stadium. 2:00:14.400 --> 2:00:18.560 Okay, let him know, really cool, like that fifties, sixties vibe, 2:00:19.000 --> 2:00:23.720 really cool stadium, super Dodgers, dog all beef, really pretty good, 2:00:23.880 --> 2:00:24.440 pretty good. 2:00:25.320 --> 2:00:30.960 I got one thing. We can't bottle neck nine lanes 2:00:32.400 --> 2:00:36.640 to two and trying to enter this thing with no supervision. 2:00:37.440 --> 2:00:40.840 We're bottling necking and it's it's first it's it's it's 2:00:40.960 --> 2:00:45.120 like war out there trying to get into this goddamn stadium. Boy, 2:00:45.320 --> 2:00:47.360 that merged was something else, you know what? And I 2:00:47.440 --> 2:00:50.560 and I and I will say it was against the Giants, 2:00:51.080 --> 2:00:54.240 and we are Giants fans growing up. So I brought Lily. 2:00:55.280 --> 2:00:58.480 She's wearing an orange little shirt, wearing her little Giants hat, 2:00:58.720 --> 2:01:03.640 doing the go Giants go respectful fans. They not one chirp. 2:01:03.760 --> 2:01:05.320 I was gonna say, I didn't eve, not one chirp, 2:01:06.200 --> 2:01:10.360 not a single chirp, really respectful. I'm they didn't chirp. Surprise, No. 2:01:10.760 --> 2:01:12.240 I was ready to throw hands in the parking lot. 2:01:12.280 --> 2:01:16.560 I wasn't shit. But it was a fun experience. Dodger 2:01:16.600 --> 2:01:18.560 Stadium was pretty cool. It was awesome. Man, I had 2:01:18.560 --> 2:01:22.040 a great time show show Hey does bring electricity? It 2:01:22.080 --> 2:01:22.360 really was. 2:01:22.400 --> 2:01:25.200 It's It's one of those like you gotta stop and realize, 2:01:25.240 --> 2:01:27.520 like fifty years from now you'll be telling your drink. 2:01:27.400 --> 2:01:30.360 Kid like I'm so Ronnie playing person. Yeah, we saw 2:01:30.400 --> 2:01:33.640 those kind of guys, saw him twice. That was incredible. Well, 2:01:33.840 --> 2:01:36.360 that's been another episode of Games with Names. Subscribe on 2:01:36.400 --> 2:01:39.480 Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts. 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