Speaker 1: This is what I know about being a Jets fan.
Speaker 1: Nothing matters, nothing man will go wrong. You could have
Speaker 1: every first round pick and they will suck a bag
Speaker 1: of Aaron Rodgers tearing his achilles before he completes a pass.
Speaker 2: I went, Yep, it sounds like, exactly is there hope
Speaker 2: this year? There's never What are you saying? No hope?
Speaker 2: Why am I Richard Dreyfus? There's no hope? Ever?
Speaker 1: Do you understand that there's never hope for the New
Speaker 1: York Jets. I watch teams play football and they convert
Speaker 1: on like third and six.
Speaker 2: It's like I'm watching a magic trip. I go, oh wow.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I didn't know you could do that third
Speaker 1: and six and you're not gonna run a draw again?
Speaker 2: You know Jets by jetting, Oh my god, they're the worst.
Speaker 2: Welcome to Games and Names. I'm Julian Edelman. They're Jack
Speaker 2: and Kyler, and we are on a mission to find
Speaker 2: the greatest game of all time. And on today's episode,
Speaker 2: we are covering Doc Goodin's teen ninety six no hitter
Speaker 2: Mariners Versus Yankees with actor and comedian die hard Yankees
Speaker 2: fan Jaymore, and we get into talking the legendary Yankees
Speaker 2: run of the nineties. I'm so happy just reading these names.
Speaker 2: This was like some of the best times of my wife.
Speaker 2: I just love this team so much. La versus New
Speaker 2: York sports fandom.
Speaker 1: Then when I was like twenty and I moved to Manhattan,
Speaker 1: it was Nicks. And then I move out here and
Speaker 1: I'm into the Lakers.
Speaker 2: They were fun to watch this year. Man lucas a witch.
Speaker 2: What makes Tom Cruise so legendary?
Speaker 1: If Tom Cruise pumped gas in mine, not North Dakota,
Speaker 1: he would have still been become Tom Cruise. You cannot
Speaker 1: cap whatever that thing he has is, you cannot deny it.
Speaker 2: They would have found it. And we play some starting
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Speaker 2: Let's go Games with Names the production of iHeartRadio. May fourteenth,
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety six, Yankee Stadium, the Bronx do yok bottom
Speaker 2: of the Nines. Two men on, one out, strikeout, pop
Speaker 2: up ball game. This is the Doctor no game. Hi,
Speaker 2: let's do something. Welcome to Games with Names. Today we
Speaker 2: are looking at Doc Gudin's no hitter Mariners versus Yankees,
Speaker 2: May fourteenth, nineteen ninety six, with Jay Moore, Welcome to nuthouse,
Speaker 2: Jay my man. In one sentence, why did you pick
Speaker 2: this game? I was there?
Speaker 1: Yes, you have to understand we had the best player
Speaker 1: in the American League, one of Don Mattingley, and we
Speaker 1: never with Buck Showalter as our manager, we always topped
Speaker 1: out like almost playoffs all we were just that ah
Speaker 1: ah couldn't get over the hump. Maddingly retires with a
Speaker 1: bad back. Joe Tory comes in and we're all like,
Speaker 1: Joe Tory, who the fuck is this guy? And then
Speaker 1: it becomes Joe Torre's Yankees. And he also brought in
Speaker 1: like Ruben c Like Doc Goodin was old. He was
Speaker 1: like almost forty, maybe he was forty during this game.
Speaker 1: And but we also had like Cecil Fielder old, Ruben
Speaker 1: Sierra old. They brought back Mike Massina old, Roger Clements old.
Speaker 1: It was like like what the Raiders always try to
Speaker 1: do in football, like no, no, you're all right, come on, you,
Speaker 1: old crazy man. But the thing with a no hitter,
Speaker 1: when you go to a football game or like a
Speaker 1: Super Bowl or a World Series, you bring all your
Speaker 1: hype with you.
Speaker 2: This was a Tuesday, which.
Speaker 1: Is I This was the day I auditioned for Picture
Speaker 1: Perfect and I checked my message is from a payphone
Speaker 1: outside the audition, and my downstairs neighbor Milton, said, hey, you.
Speaker 2: Want to come to that smelt and you want to
Speaker 2: come to the Yankee game with me tonight?
Speaker 1: I'm like, sure. First inning, Hey, he's got a no hitter. Ha,
Speaker 1: Fifth inning gets a little weird. Seventh inning, you can't breathe.
Speaker 1: Eighth and ninth inning excruciatingly stressful as a fan. And
Speaker 1: it's against Ken Griffy Junior's Mariners, Jay Bunior, Edgar Martinez,
Speaker 1: Paul Sorrento, a Rod. It was not it was every
Speaker 1: pitch you were like, it was excruciatingly terrible.
Speaker 2: All right? Is this the greatest game of all time
Speaker 2: for me? That I was at? Sure?
Speaker 1: But I've been to a bunch of Patriots Super Bowls
Speaker 1: that won against the Rams. You guys were eighteen point underdogs.
Speaker 1: You were still throwing the rock at Kent State, and
Speaker 1: then you two performed at halftime.
Speaker 2: I brought my dad.
Speaker 1: That was the first Super Bowl after nine to eleven,
Speaker 1: and they did where the streets have no name and
Speaker 1: they had silks on the sides of the state. I
Speaker 1: never saw my dad cry before, and they had the
Speaker 1: names of the departed in alphabetical order going up the screens.
Speaker 1: And when the song was over, I'm getting choked up.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: My dad looks at me and he's crying, and he
Speaker 1: goes they only got to the MS.
Speaker 2: I was like, my god, And.
Speaker 1: Then you guys got it. Then they got to play football.
Speaker 1: It seems so.
Speaker 2: Stupid, Jay, What are you up to these days? More
Speaker 2: Stories podcast? More Stories podcast? I know you got to
Speaker 2: get me on well I tried once.
Speaker 1: Well you hit me up a day after. Yeah, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm a jilted lover. We'll get on there. We'll get
Speaker 1: on that anyway. No doing the podcast. I'm not on
Speaker 1: the road so much anymore. That's a young man's game.
Speaker 2: The road.
Speaker 1: It is always five hour flight from home, just doing
Speaker 1: stand up and sitting in a hotel room in Albany
Speaker 1: for two days.
Speaker 2: The road. It's got to be kind of fun early
Speaker 2: on in it, oh yeah, and then it just becomes
Speaker 2: a grind. Did you get into football?
Speaker 1: Like, if we compare show business and athletics, I went
Speaker 1: in for fame so that I could get girls, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then I would also make money, and then it
Speaker 1: becomes I want money to get girls, because now I
Speaker 1: got a little like, what was what was your mo o?
Speaker 2: Going into sports? Like me, I just wanted to make
Speaker 2: team to prove to myself that I could be the
Speaker 2: guy that I wanted to be. Oh, it was really
Speaker 2: an internal thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean, of course everyone wants the money and stuff
Speaker 2: like that. But I remember when I was coming out,
Speaker 2: I got a contract to go play for the British
Speaker 2: Columbia Alliance and I was so ecstatic and it was
Speaker 2: like I was gonna get like it was an incentive
Speaker 2: based deal and it was like one hundred and eighty grand.
Speaker 2: If I started to be like two hundred, I'm sitting
Speaker 2: there like I'm gonna be rich. I don't know how
Speaker 2: I'm gonna spend all this money. But the thing is,
Speaker 2: I just wanted to play football. Like I was always
Speaker 2: against the odds with all these to the naysayers and
Speaker 2: to the people, But to me, I always felt like
Speaker 2: I could and I was always I had this chip
Speaker 2: on my shoulder where, you know, I was trying to
Speaker 2: prove people that I fucking belonged to here where I didn't.
Speaker 2: I was pretty focused.
Speaker 1: Where's that chip come from? Do you think that's got
Speaker 1: to it comes from my dad? Always you and your
Speaker 1: dad were clothes. Me and my dad are still very close.
Speaker 1: He he would challenge me. My dad challenged me a lot.
Speaker 1: So you're pleasing your dad every time. I'm pleasing my dad,
Speaker 1: and you know still I'm still doing it. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: have that relationship with your father. My dad's very apathetic,
Speaker 1: like not a lot of passion for things.
Speaker 2: So it was like and my mom.
Speaker 1: I grew up in an alcoholic house, so like it
Speaker 1: was chaos and he was gone a lot, and then
Speaker 1: my mom was raising us in alcoholism. So it was
Speaker 1: I think it was my way. Doing comedy was my
Speaker 1: way of just it's what I could control. Some people
Speaker 1: do eating or bolima or some people do drugs. At
Speaker 1: that age, it was like I can make people laugh
Speaker 1: and they're right in front of me. I can everyone's
Speaker 1: I can control this like a marionette. But I still
Speaker 1: you're always just trying to please. I think we're all
Speaker 1: just trying to please our dads at the end of
Speaker 1: the day. I mean, if you have that relationship with them.
Speaker 1: But we had opposite relationships with our dads. That's what's
Speaker 1: interesting to me. And we had the same mo Yeah,
Speaker 1: how do you mean opposite?
Speaker 2: Well, your dad and you. Your dad was raw. Rah.
Speaker 2: My dad was raw, raw, but he had he had.
Speaker 2: My dad was in a book like huh what Okay.
Speaker 2: My dad was very well, my dad didn't you know what,
Speaker 2: Like my pops didn't have a dad, So he was
Speaker 2: very He was very experimental, and he had a thought
Speaker 2: process of what he thought great dads did and he
Speaker 2: went to that, but he didn't know what that was.
Speaker 2: But he also knew when he went too far. My
Speaker 2: dad was also the lover in the family. My mom
Speaker 2: was cold. My mom's cold. She would always, you know,
Speaker 2: like you too, need to stop fighting like that. You know.
Speaker 2: My dad would sit there and like rub your feet
Speaker 2: after he whooped your ass. What's your dad's name? Frank?
Speaker 1: Think about how amazing Frank is that he had no
Speaker 1: father to learn from. So all the love you found
Speaker 1: and received and felt from your father, he had to
Speaker 1: figure out a way to create it on the fly.
Speaker 1: There was no like schematic or diorroma from one thousand percent.
Speaker 2: And that's what I explained.
Speaker 1: The kind of insight you get on the More Stories podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is good insight. Well, you know, I got
Speaker 2: to get on there so we get some more stories there.
Speaker 2: It is got the promo so young jmore went you
Speaker 2: You got into comedy because of the chaos in your household.
Speaker 2: When did you know that you were pretty good at
Speaker 2: making people laugh? Oh? Boy, it wasn't until probably six
Speaker 2: months in.
Speaker 1: I was sixteen years old and I did stand up
Speaker 1: at a plate hold on Becauesse.
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Speaker 1: From the second guess the man it's his water, you'll
Speaker 1: be out on your ass.
Speaker 2: Did you guys have the chart in the locker room jewels?
Speaker 2: We used to get pee tested before, Like we have
Speaker 2: to piss in to our our our dietitian and you
Speaker 2: have to check our No you go, you can't go
Speaker 2: out until you drink two bottles.
Speaker 1: I have to when I was in rehab, a guy
Speaker 1: had to watch you piss. Yeah, you're well, nothing like
Speaker 1: this one.
Speaker 2: But if it was job Yeah, if steroids, you gotta pull,
Speaker 2: you gotta pull, and you gotta pee with your butt
Speaker 2: cheeks out d out in front and he's got to watch. Yeah,
Speaker 2: what a great shock style pants down To keep the
Speaker 2: fake right, I've had to do. I had to take
Speaker 2: a ship once because I couldn't pee. I had to
Speaker 2: ship and the guy had to sit and watch me
Speaker 2: ship bare knuckle berry and I'm sitting there trying to
Speaker 2: get this pee them. It was bad.
Speaker 1: Did you ever pinch the helmet before you peed so
Speaker 1: to impress them?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: If you saw the guys that was walking around, he
Speaker 2: saw suff stuff that he was impressed by, he wasn't
Speaker 2: gonna be impressed by me. He's like, I used to
Speaker 2: work with Warren Sap. That ain't nothing. We won't go
Speaker 2: into that today. Damn. I think I did stand up.
Speaker 2: To get back to your question.
Speaker 1: I was born a comedian and when I finally saw
Speaker 1: a commercial to do an open mic for teenagers, I
Speaker 1: went it was like, Oh, That's why I'm obsessed with comedy.
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to do it. So I wrote three minutes
Speaker 1: three to five minutes of material and it went on
Speaker 1: stage and it was like, it's an exercise and presence.
Speaker 2: It's very you.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, every sound like the ice machine, this,
Speaker 1: that person's like touching their pants or just everything is
Speaker 1: relevant all of a sudden.
Speaker 2: It's kind of like doing acid. You know, you're just
Speaker 2: like holy smokes.
Speaker 1: Everything is everything all of a sudden, and I have
Speaker 1: to keep talking. And then but when I did stand
Speaker 1: up the first time, it was a Sunday at noon,
Speaker 1: not great set up, and.
Speaker 2: Then was it a church? After church?
Speaker 1: I was it might as well have been, right. I
Speaker 1: wore my nice shoes and uh. Then this guy goes,
Speaker 1: what are you doing Wednesday night? There's an open mic
Speaker 1: in Hackensack, New Jersey, Come meet us there. And I
Speaker 1: was like, all right, So I went to the Wednesday
Speaker 1: open mic. I'm still in high school. I was like,
Speaker 1: I gotta go.
Speaker 2: First.
Speaker 1: I got school in the morning and they were like, great,
Speaker 1: don't worry about it. And then they said, what are
Speaker 1: you doing Saturday? There's an open mic in Montclair. So
Speaker 1: everywhere I went I got invited to another place. So
Speaker 1: I for the first time I found my tribe because
Speaker 1: I was I was a weird kid. I was a
Speaker 1: wise ass, and then I'm a wrestler, and that's like
Speaker 1: being that's a weird, monastic life. You're just this slne wolf.
Speaker 1: You can't really share what you're going through with anybody. Now,
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, I these people that loved what
Speaker 1: I loved, and we talked about that thing we love.
Speaker 1: I was in this like real fertile garden community. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you felt community. Yeah, I had my locker room finally, exactly.
Speaker 1: Now you you wrestled as a kid, yeah, weight class one,
Speaker 1: five one, nine thirty five one, and then I coached
Speaker 1: for a while Palisades High, Cresby High School in Beverly
Speaker 1: Hills High Oh wow, and a fight Science on Washington.
Speaker 2: Now did you were you a wrestling kid and like
Speaker 2: a theater kid or was that all in inside and
Speaker 2: then once you got into stand up you kind of
Speaker 2: started hitting your thespian.
Speaker 1: No, I wasn't a theater kid at all because it
Speaker 1: wasn't cool, and I lived in fear of not being accepted.
Speaker 2: And you know that.
Speaker 1: My whole mo was just hope everybody likes me. That's
Speaker 1: my first addiction is your approval. If you don't like me,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure how to act. So I just like
Speaker 1: what you like. So we get along Jack. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: it's kind of like Jack the same way. Yeah, going
Speaker 1: to a meeting later if you want to tag along.
Speaker 2: Hey, I'm down. My aff news wide open after this.
Speaker 2: I love how these guys get Mike's that's in prep.
Speaker 2: I gotta stare in the show. They're part of the show.
Speaker 2: That's Jack and Kai, Jack and Kai little.
Speaker 1: Diddy making kids going up starting the capitol on January
Speaker 1: look at them.
Speaker 2: He went, a day early.
Speaker 4: I think that might be like, that might be our like,
Speaker 4: that's the January Adam Raid did the same job, said
Speaker 4: January sixth, he said, a day early, day early.
Speaker 2: It's pretty good. It's a little undercutting a little more.
Speaker 4: That's the kind of stuff you get on more stories.
Speaker 4: Maybe that's a little ledge, little edge.
Speaker 2: Let's go. So you're a wrestling kid in Jersey, start
Speaker 2: doing stand up sixteen, running around all these open mics.
Speaker 2: Where did your sports fandom come into in all of this.
Speaker 2: That's a great question because.
Speaker 1: In Jersey we had the York Star Ledger, and it
Speaker 1: was we had Yankee games, on Channel eleven. Phil Rizzuto,
Speaker 1: Frank Messer and Frank White were the announcers. Reggie Jackson
Speaker 1: and then after that Don Mattingly, And I don't know
Speaker 1: where it came from. I just think I loved rooting
Speaker 1: for something. I love that that thing that like we're
Speaker 1: all like talking with your buddies at school. Like remember
Speaker 1: when you're in grammar school, you don't realize there's division
Speaker 1: the football.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we're like, oh, you know, Steelers are in
Speaker 2: first place.
Speaker 1: And I remember this kid, Gary Milosha goes, my dad
Speaker 1: says the Vikings are in first place, and we're like.
Speaker 2: Wow, you get the fucking idiot, the fucking Vikings. But
Speaker 2: they were yeah, but we didn't know from probably like
Speaker 2: eight years old too. It was exactly that, Hey, you're
Speaker 2: dropping f bombs because I think the Vikings are. Then
Speaker 2: he was Gary Viking for the rest of his life.
Speaker 2: For the rest of his life. Oh man, Nothing like
Speaker 2: when your mom dropped you off into like second grade,
Speaker 2: and as soon as you saw her drive away and
Speaker 2: you were with your boys, you're dropping fuck fuck it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. We had a football field painted.
Speaker 1: I lived on a dead end that was flat and
Speaker 1: we had a football field painted on the street. So
Speaker 1: that was every day, and it was if I heard
Speaker 1: my son, either of my sons, speaking the way that
Speaker 1: I spoke at that age, I would have sent them
Speaker 1: to military school.
Speaker 2: That apple, don't fall too far from the tree. Exactly
Speaker 2: what you were doing, don't.
Speaker 1: My youngest go, well, you know how, you know, like
Speaker 1: when I'm at my mom's I cursed, like, I can't
Speaker 1: help it.
Speaker 2: Right, I'm like, what do you mean you can't help it?
Speaker 2: You know what?
Speaker 1: He asked me, my youngest, Like, your kids are probably smart.
Speaker 2: We'll see.
Speaker 1: I got a real smart one. It's amazing when you
Speaker 1: have kids that are complete opposites. I got one kid,
Speaker 1: my twenty two year olds at Oregon. He calls me up.
Speaker 1: He goes, I'm really struggling. I got this Uh, I
Speaker 1: got this Earth Science final. It's kicking my ass. I've
Speaker 1: been studying for six weeks and I figured it out
Speaker 1: that if I get a seventy on this final exam,
Speaker 1: it'll bring my GPA down to a ninety and I
Speaker 1: can still graduate with an A. And I went, uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't get your brother to dry his feet when
Speaker 1: he comes out of the shower, like so I think
Speaker 1: you're the smart one.
Speaker 2: I realized. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1: My youngest ask me the other day it is Jackson Jewish.
Speaker 1: I go, your brother, He goes, yeah. I go, how
Speaker 1: could he be Jewish if you're not Jewish? He goes,
Speaker 1: I don't know how this stuff works. He goes in
Speaker 1: his bedroom and slams the fucking door so hard that
Speaker 1: I'm in my kitchen.
Speaker 2: Going, maybe his brother is Jewish.
Speaker 1: It was the nineties. It was a different time, like
Speaker 1: he shook me. Yeah, I got a little girl and
Speaker 1: you're dead. Girls will take you out. You wonder why
Speaker 1: mommy drinks in the garage. You're so stupid, you fart
Speaker 1: when you pee. You took me to Target and you
Speaker 1: wore a red shirt. It was Humiliario.
Speaker 2: Right now, she's at a great age where you know,
Speaker 2: she's not like that. I hope she doesn't go like
Speaker 2: how old eight? No, But it's honestly a great age.
Speaker 2: We just went to the Dodgers game yesterday and she
Speaker 2: had a fucking blast, and she's all excited for camp
Speaker 2: schools out. So we're at the stage where she absolutely
Speaker 2: still loves me, and I'm hoping you don't have any girls,
Speaker 2: do you? No? See it's different with the girls. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I hope. So, yeah, they warm your heart.
Speaker 1: Man, there, if I had a girl, she'd be a
Speaker 1: serial killer because I would never tell her no.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd be like, all right, get her a pony.
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, let's Lily's not hearing this one. She's been lobbying.
Speaker 2: She's been lobbying for a pony for the last pony.
Speaker 2: Jack and cot don't ever just know it's Jack and
Speaker 2: Cony money, Jack and Cole. So what's your hierarchy of sports? Then?
Speaker 2: When you were a kid, it was talk about jets.
Speaker 2: So how the fuck are.
Speaker 1: My because the sack exchange, I'm eleven years old and
Speaker 1: it's gas to mark As, it's Joe Cleco, it's Marty
Speaker 1: Lyons and Abdul Salaam.
Speaker 2: They were absolutely.
Speaker 1: My first thing about football was there was two guys
Speaker 1: with like twenty sacks on the same defensive line. They
Speaker 1: just get into the playoffs. They lose to the Browns
Speaker 1: fourteen nothing in the wild card game. I'm like, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm in on the ground floor of something great. Basically,
Speaker 1: it's pet smart stuck.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I thought I was getting in with Coca Cola, and
Speaker 1: I got in with MySpace.
Speaker 2: It was on top at one point.
Speaker 1: At one point. At one point, so was Richard Todd.
Speaker 1: But I don't think the Jets they.
Speaker 2: Won a Super Bowl three?
Speaker 1: No, yeah, before I was born, rub it in three,
Speaker 1: Herman Edwards, Chad Pennington that was and then Parcel nothing mad.
Speaker 1: This is what I know about being a Jets fan.
Speaker 1: Nothing matters, Nothing man will go wrong. You could have
Speaker 1: every first round pick and they will suck a bag
Speaker 1: of dicks. You know what it's sad. It's sad. It's
Speaker 1: it's being past sad to amazingly hilarious. It's Aaron Rodgers
Speaker 1: tearing his achilles before he completes a pass.
Speaker 2: I went, yep, sounds like exactly.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's there's no is there hope this year? There's never
Speaker 2: What are you saying? No hope? Why am I Richard Dreyfus?
Speaker 2: There's no hope?
Speaker 3: Ever?
Speaker 1: Do you understand that there's never hope for the New
Speaker 1: York Jets.
Speaker 2: You don't like the new coach. I don't even know
Speaker 2: who it is. Who is it? Glenn Oh? I love
Speaker 2: Byron Glenn. I love Corners just because he was no, no, no.
Speaker 1: I didn't say I was high on him. I love him,
Speaker 1: but it doesn't matter. That's what they do. They get
Speaker 1: you sucked in. It's like the Mob or being in
Speaker 1: the Hell's Angels. You can't get out.
Speaker 2: Who's the who's the quarterback? Justin fields? Justin fields?
Speaker 1: Right, we could have drafted him instead of the Mormon
Speaker 1: guy that's a mill flover, and we we take Zach
Speaker 1: Wilson instead of Justin fields, and now we have justin fields.
Speaker 1: That's the most Jets thing ever. I'm shouting, don't you see?
Speaker 2: Do you know what jets stands for? What does jet
Speaker 2: stand for? Just? And the season? Just end? This season?
Speaker 2: Any season.
Speaker 1: I watch teams play football and they convert on like
Speaker 1: third and six.
Speaker 2: It's like I'm watching a magic trick. I go, oh wow.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I didn't know you could do that. Third
Speaker 1: and six and you're not gonna run a draw again?
Speaker 2: You know, Jets by jetting, Jets by jetting. I watch
Speaker 2: you guys.
Speaker 1: You got guys like Jabbar Gaffney looking like all pros
Speaker 1: out there, Like you guys had the schemes you had,
Speaker 1: you were an animal. I'm like, I'm just waiting for
Speaker 1: if you were on the Jets, they would have put
Speaker 1: you in the Wildcat for fifteen straight snaps, you would
Speaker 1: have you would have been signing autographs for parking meters
Speaker 1: two years into your.
Speaker 2: Career probably probably, Oh my god, they're the worst. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so Jets number one, Yankees number one or no.
Speaker 1: It was growing up it was Yankees Jets, and then
Speaker 1: it was Jets Yankees. Then when I was like twenty
Speaker 1: and I moved to Manhattan, it was Nicks. Like, oh,
Speaker 1: man Patrick, another team, Just why can't they get past that?
Speaker 2: Why did they fire the coach?
Speaker 1: I don't know, dude, Thibodeau. Thibodeau, I bet he did
Speaker 1: pretty good. Well, at least they got a new one already.
Speaker 2: Hey they got they don't That's the point. It's crazy,
Speaker 2: you shit, I don't know basketball. Oh fake it, t
Speaker 2: you make it baby.
Speaker 1: I'm on Jules, and then I move out here and
Speaker 1: I'm into the Lakers, and then obviously you know, with
Speaker 1: my beautiful wife.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Lake Show. They were fun to watch this year. Man,
Speaker 2: Luca's a witch. That was like when they first got him,
Speaker 2: it was looking real good. I've never seen that was.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize he was play level fame like Ronaldo.
Speaker 1: It was other like he was his first game. There
Speaker 1: was three circles of photographers filming him with his head
Speaker 1: down during the national anthem. I've never seen that every
Speaker 1: home game in the last ten years.
Speaker 2: I mean, he's a world figure. Yeah, he's Pele. That's crazy.
Speaker 2: It's gonna you gotta get him in shape. He's in shape.
Speaker 2: I've been training with him. You didn't know me when
Speaker 2: I was fat. I didn't. I'm coming out of it.
Speaker 1: In that picture with the with the little hat on there,
Speaker 1: I was up to two forty kids. Why I put
Speaker 1: down the pipe, I picked up the fork. I quit
Speaker 1: drugs and.
Speaker 2: Ate so that all happened. Good Mexican food will get you.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: I was coaching wrestling and fighting on speed, staying up
Speaker 1: all night, burning a lot of calories, greenies and yeah,
Speaker 1: and then uh, then I stop all that, and then
Speaker 1: I go to meetings every day where.
Speaker 2: They serve cake cake and cookies.
Speaker 1: Well, it's like an equalizer on a stereo, just going
Speaker 1: back down.
Speaker 2: You look great right now, don't feel great? Feel on
Speaker 2: the I'm in the nuthouse.
Speaker 1: You're clear, yes now, No hockey devils came when I
Speaker 1: was fourteen.
Speaker 2: This guy, he's a Jets Yankees and a Devil's No.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't just it's too fast for me.
Speaker 1: I don't even watching the game two nights ago, even
Speaker 1: when they played in slow motion. I don't know where
Speaker 1: the fucking puck is. I don't know what's happening. It
Speaker 1: is a fast game.
Speaker 2: I didn't start watching hockey until I went to Boston, really,
Speaker 2: and then I became hooked. I mean I watched, I
Speaker 2: went to my dad.
Speaker 1: True, you guys were going to remake Bosom Buddies, you
Speaker 1: and Dinochara, well, he and you were gonna be Peter Scullery.
Speaker 2: I don't, I don't don't know the reference.
Speaker 1: Tom Hanks didcom are They lived in a woman's house
Speaker 1: and they'd addressed as women to get by. Great sitcom.
Speaker 2: I've seen, I think I've seen memes of it.
Speaker 1: I was afraid you're being insulted and want to fight me.
Speaker 1: I got nervous halfway through that explanation.
Speaker 2: Right, you're a wrestler, James, there you are. This was
Speaker 2: a show. This wasn't a movie. This was a show,
Speaker 2: The Daily Show. It is great. Maybe get grinking there
Speaker 2: and no one can tell. Now that's you just see
Speaker 2: that in venice Ere hanging with Lebron at all. No, No,
Speaker 2: I think that's the best thing that happened to Luca
Speaker 2: is that he got to see how Lebron prepares. It's true. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean that is the best thing for him. Well
Speaker 2: who was that guy? For you? Was there a guy
Speaker 2: Tom Brady? Yeah, I mean I go in there. You
Speaker 2: see this guy get his arm worked on twenty four
Speaker 2: to seven. He's only eating avocado and fucking deer poop
Speaker 2: or whatever it is. And he was eating avocado and
Speaker 2: fucking yeah. I was like, all right, well whatever he
Speaker 2: and it's like he dear poop, Yeah, just caught because
Speaker 2: I think there's like some good stuff in there or whatever.
Speaker 2: But he would eat and fuel his body. And he
Speaker 2: was the oldest guy in the room, and he was
Speaker 2: playing like the youngest guy in the room, which Lebron
Speaker 2: you could say the same thing with him now. Standing
Speaker 2: up for me, that was Dane Cook.
Speaker 1: I'd go to the laugh Factory every night meeting in
Speaker 1: the like late nineties, and every night it was like
Speaker 1: who's gonna have said of the night?
Speaker 2: Mere Dane?
Speaker 1: And I remember I was in the back. I'm just
Speaker 1: like goofing off I'm smoking weed drinking. I'm like what
Speaker 1: ebbs And Dan goes up and I remember the bit
Speaker 1: he did a bit about his mom when you make
Speaker 1: your bed, when your mom makes your bed in the
Speaker 1: summertime and there's so much humidity and the sheet just
Speaker 1: stays in the air for like a minute, and he
Speaker 1: just stood there and he didn't talk. He just stood
Speaker 1: there and I could see my childhood bedroom, I could
Speaker 1: see the sheet, I could see the window, I could
Speaker 1: see my backyard.
Speaker 2: Just like something.
Speaker 1: I was like, holy smokes, and he held for the
Speaker 1: laugh and then it wasn't funny anymore. And then he
Speaker 1: still didn't and I realized, Oh, this guy's completely outworking me.
Speaker 1: And there's been like read different times and stand up,
Speaker 1: and it was each time it was Dane Cook.
Speaker 2: Where I went, I got to get to work. I
Speaker 2: was always latching onto the stud of my team to
Speaker 2: learn why he was the stud. So even at a
Speaker 2: young age, when I was eight years old, I wanted
Speaker 2: to hang around the eleven year olds because or the
Speaker 2: ninth or was it ten year olds on the junior peweys,
Speaker 2: because they were the best guys. What were they doing
Speaker 2: to get them to make them so good. When I
Speaker 2: got to the Patriots, I just sat there and I
Speaker 2: would watch Kevin Falk how he prepared. Who was in
Speaker 2: his like twelve thirteen years Garrett Blunt, he didn't come
Speaker 2: until way later. But like the older guys, the Ted
Speaker 2: Teddy Bruski was still there, you know. I wanted to
Speaker 2: see why were they still there, you know, and then
Speaker 2: I would try to copy what they did, and that's
Speaker 2: and that's how I learned. But Tom was like one
Speaker 2: of the big reasons that that happened. Who are some
Speaker 2: of the other guys that were in your craft in
Speaker 2: comedy that you looked up to, like Dang Cook motivated you?
Speaker 2: Was there any other up in New York?
Speaker 1: My manager, Barry Katz, owned the comedy club in the
Speaker 1: village around the corner from the Comedy Cellar. It was
Speaker 1: called the He was from Boston, so it was called
Speaker 1: the Boston Comedy Club, idiotic name from Manhattan. Comedy was
Speaker 1: Great Boston Comedy Club. And every night it was me,
Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle, Dave Attel, Bill Burr, Patrise, O'Neil, Keith Robinson,
Speaker 1: Rich Voss, Jim Norton, Dane Cook. I mean, when I
Speaker 1: tell you Monday Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
Speaker 1: It was us wow, every single and you didn't want
Speaker 1: to be the last guy to the club because they
Speaker 1: had they could see you walking up and they'd have
Speaker 1: a blockhead start to make fun of you. See, we
Speaker 1: all got there early and then whoever was last, Like, man,
Speaker 1: look at those tight pants?
Speaker 2: What do you know?
Speaker 1: Which dozens right away? And like we were so like
Speaker 1: iron sharpens iron. We were so battle tested. You go
Speaker 1: on the road and the crowd sucks and you're like,
Speaker 1: I don't fucking think so it ain't me, it's you,
Speaker 1: and you can just do great because we already had
Speaker 1: our biggest competition was with each other.
Speaker 2: That was your locker room. That was our locker room. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, because that's what that's how we treated working
Speaker 2: and we watch each other pee. That's a locker room
Speaker 2: called back. Did you guys shower together? I wish any
Speaker 2: fun stories between there, like some of those green rooms.
Speaker 2: Is like we always ask athletes, what's a fun locker
Speaker 2: room story? You know?
Speaker 1: I think it's more in the car because you drive
Speaker 1: to a lot of gigs. Do you remember Ralphie May
Speaker 1: the six hundred pound comic Ralphie, one of my best friends,
Speaker 1: Rest in peace, big brother. We were driving to Phoenix
Speaker 1: from here and it was pouring rain on the ten
Speaker 1: in the middle of nowhere, like the kind of rain.
Speaker 1: Were like, yikes, you gotta do twenty miles an hour
Speaker 1: on the ten freeway. And then the rain stops, and
Speaker 1: the guy that was driving the car, my friend Walter,
Speaker 1: looks to the left and you just see this white,
Speaker 1: snow capped mountaintop and he goes, that's what God looks like.
Speaker 1: And I go, oh, hell yeah, and Ralphie's in the
Speaker 1: back and Ralphie goes, absolutely play it. And then the
Speaker 1: rain comes again and it stops and I'm like, there's
Speaker 1: God again. And Ralphie in the back goes, this show
Speaker 1: is And then it's pouring rain and Ralphie goes, hey,
Speaker 1: here comes God again. It was an Entiman's truck next
Speaker 1: to us, so every time we were looking at the
Speaker 1: mountain he was looking. He just looked to his laugh.
Speaker 1: We were like, there, goes, that's what God looks like.
Speaker 1: And he just turns and he sees a big donut
Speaker 1: on the side of a truck.
Speaker 2: He's like, this show is player. That's a great story.
Speaker 1: We almost died laughing, like we almost drove off the road.
Speaker 2: Not like the road. The travels sometimes is the best part.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but when you were caught, you had a team,
Speaker 1: like I'm always a lower your team right there. But
Speaker 1: that was driving to a Phoenix gig like flying through
Speaker 1: like butt fuck Iowa to do Uncle Sputchey's chuckle hut
Speaker 1: by yourself. It's not I mean, I mean, he can
Speaker 1: joke around with the guy next to you, but eventually
Speaker 1: he's gonna think you're.
Speaker 2: Coming on to him. It's not fun anymore. The same
Speaker 2: could be said when going to Buffalo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Buffalo is a tough hustle people that grow up there,
Speaker 1: they're a different breathe.
Speaker 2: They love it though, I know they do, and you.
Speaker 1: Know what they are some of the coolest people are
Speaker 1: the greatest people, they really are.
Speaker 2: Will you meet people from Buffalo though, sitting like some
Speaker 2: Bill's mafia ship to you, but then they like then
Speaker 2: they want to drink a beer with you, full respecting,
Speaker 2: like crazy. That's what I couldn't. I couldn't live there.
Speaker 2: Fucking Gronk is from Buffalo.
Speaker 1: It makes sense they wind up at Arizona.
Speaker 2: There's girls, girls parties. Cronks from Buffalo got me dude.
Speaker 2: We'll be right back after this quick break. Who is
Speaker 2: the best comic to be on the road with Burt Kleiser?
Speaker 2: We love Burt. Bert was amazing.
Speaker 1: BUR's funny because Bert opened for me. All my openers
Speaker 1: are now like doing arenas and I'm here, hey, Burt
Speaker 1: was here, was here.
Speaker 2: To supplement the arenas. No like Burt.
Speaker 1: Burt Kreischer was fun because he was up and coming
Speaker 1: and he was just He's the best storyteller I've ever
Speaker 1: been around, and he's very infectious when he tells a
Speaker 1: story passion. I remember one day we were in San
Speaker 1: Jose and we did radio, and I'd bring my openers
Speaker 1: with me to do radio so they'd get the experience,
Speaker 1: you know. And then we eat at like this this
Speaker 1: local greasy spoon place. And Bert he can, first of
Speaker 1: all one of the most naturally strong like benches three
Speaker 1: jack three third yes, and he orders a burger with
Speaker 1: an egg and hal appanios and onions and fucking sauce,
Speaker 1: and then the other the dookie sauce and the thing
Speaker 1: and there's another thing in bacon, and he just crushes it.
Speaker 1: So then we go back to the hotel, we take naps,
Speaker 1: and we have this thing. Let's let's let's meet back
Speaker 1: and we'll lay by the pool in the afternoon. So
Speaker 1: the comedy club sent a fruit plate to my room
Speaker 1: and we're sitting by the pool and Bert's eating grapes,
Speaker 1: and then Bert goes the grapes give you guys.
Speaker 2: Guess no, they don't.
Speaker 1: That's but that garbage plate. That fucking garbage pale kid
Speaker 1: you aborted this morning. You ain't an aboord a garbage
Speaker 1: pel kid.
Speaker 2: I remember this bird's a good time. He is.
Speaker 1: He's a he's a very fun guy. Him and Tom Sagora.
Speaker 1: I used to say, Okay, here's the deal. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play a song. You know they always go, like,
Speaker 1: you have your song, you come on stage two. I said,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to tell you what the song is,
Speaker 1: but you have to do your first joke has to
Speaker 1: be about whatever song.
Speaker 2: That's fun I bring you up to. That's fun.
Speaker 1: They were both games. All you want in comedy is
Speaker 1: guys that are willing to play a lot.
Speaker 2: That's like that's like some uh pre that's like some
Speaker 2: like bounty ship right there or something allegedly. Allegedly, poor
Speaker 2: Jonathan Filma, that's.
Speaker 1: Your fucking job to kill the quarterback now because I
Speaker 1: made fifty bucks, you gotta suspend me. Yeah, exactly. If
Speaker 1: I was commissioner, that wouldn't happen. No, I would have
Speaker 1: doubled the ante. I mean to say, uh. And I
Speaker 1: remember once we were at the San Jose improv and
Speaker 1: Bert came up to Girl from Epanima by Lou Rawls,
Speaker 1: Tall and Tan, and he goes, he just comes down
Speaker 1: and state, he goes, that song's about a whore, she's
Speaker 1: a fucking like He went nuts and it was like
Speaker 1: six minutes straight, and I was like, I felt like
Speaker 1: Obi wan kenobi when Luke Skywalker finally tags the target.
Speaker 2: That's what other kind of stuff did you guys do?
Speaker 2: Mostly like just gay stuff. Mostly yeah, nice gay humor.
Speaker 1: Gay humor, A lot of tapping each other in the nuts,
Speaker 1: that's guys stuff. Guys will tap each other's balls all
Speaker 1: the time. You never see like two ladies at a
Speaker 1: barbecue like him. Michelle, Yeah, we're like.
Speaker 2: God, he got me in my flat a bloom slap,
Speaker 2: like a flick of the nip flip nip flicks. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Like that's like the guys little boys do, like they
Speaker 2: sit and like try to flip each other's dicks.
Speaker 1: Because all you gotta get it once and then the
Speaker 1: rest of your lives together.
Speaker 2: You just you could be literally in the has to
Speaker 2: bele A church.
Speaker 1: You go and the guy goes like this, yeah every time,
Speaker 1: and you got him for Lynch, you got him for
Speaker 1: life Ney Flinch. But you're always on the road, usually alone,
Speaker 1: so it's not like that goofy. Usually it's like this
Speaker 1: sad Radiohead video where you're just sitting in a hotel
Speaker 1: room listening to the air conditioning debating whether or not
Speaker 1: to go to a Rubin tug or something. That's reality.
Speaker 1: That's that's what you're in Fort Wayne, Indiana. So is
Speaker 1: that really the dice you want to roll?
Speaker 2: It could be a sting operation in that area. Well,
Speaker 2: you don't know anything about that, don't know. I don't
Speaker 2: stand up now to win it where it was. What's
Speaker 2: your thoughts on the stand up these days? I think it's.
Speaker 1: Gotten to cottage industry. It's too much like you know,
Speaker 1: if I'm an Indian comic, I can go play to Indians.
Speaker 1: If I'm gay, I can do gay rooms. If I'm trans,
Speaker 1: I can find my trans audience. When I was coming up,
Speaker 1: it was they would literally stop the music at a disco,
Speaker 1: hand you a cordless mike and you had to walk
Speaker 1: out onto the dance floor between and do twenty minutes
Speaker 1: of comedy.
Speaker 2: And they were like what the fuck, and like, you
Speaker 2: can never be great if you can dictate the terms
Speaker 2: of your journey. So it's very capful. Wow, that's good.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put that on a T shirt. Don't dictate
Speaker 1: the terms of your journey. Like, sometimes there has to
Speaker 1: be struggle. You had struggle, I had struggle. I've done
Speaker 1: I've literally done bar I did a bar Mitzvah like
Speaker 1: five years ago.
Speaker 2: I four years ago. It was my first paid gig
Speaker 2: after rehab.
Speaker 1: Some mother and son emailed my agent shout out to
Speaker 1: Matt frost Frosty the show Man. He goes, Yeah, the
Speaker 1: kid and the mom just love your stand up. I
Speaker 1: was like, buddy, I haven't done stand up in six months.
Speaker 1: You know, I've kind of been busy getting my life together.
Speaker 1: I flew to It was outside of Cleveland. It was
Speaker 1: like the sixteen acre property and there was like bands,
Speaker 1: this kid had money Cleveland. You like it Cleveland, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you could say it. I won't, and they I'm circumcised.
Speaker 1: I'm in the tribe.
Speaker 2: We'll take it. I did it twice because I meant it.
Speaker 2: Eighteen million. Your son's Jewish, Yeah, Jewish, you got a
Speaker 2: Jewish son? Both you said one. I'd a puzzle.
Speaker 1: And I had to go up this kid's uh And
Speaker 1: it's just kids with yamaka's running around and ninety year
Speaker 1: old people and then some band that you and I
Speaker 1: don't know, but the kids know go up like some
Speaker 1: shit band.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they're like here it comes J Moore and
Speaker 2: there's thirteen year olds.
Speaker 1: Then there's a gap side the width of this room,
Speaker 1: ninety year olds, nothing, no age in between, and it.
Speaker 2: Was all right, not what I'm you like, they've never.
Speaker 1: Seen me before. So they're having a good time because
Speaker 1: I'm requested. But in my mind, I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, yy, what was the joke that hit? I honestly don't.
Speaker 2: I wish I what was one that you're like? They
Speaker 2: didn't like that one? I don't. I wish I could.
Speaker 1: I remember I said, uh, I said, you guys are
Speaker 1: uh you guys like I know you don't want to
Speaker 1: be watching me. You're thirteen year old, bonered up. Let
Speaker 1: me tell you something. You gotta get out there and
Speaker 1: have sex. You know what happened to me when I
Speaker 1: was your age. I had sex with a girl that
Speaker 1: was Native American, and every time we would fuck, it
Speaker 1: would rain.
Speaker 3: That.
Speaker 2: The kids love that one. And then I heard the
Speaker 2: grandparents saying, when you're dropping a fuck? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I looked out at one old d his hole like this,
Speaker 1: so I said, I as over there. I had sex
Speaker 1: with a girl that stuttered, and I don't know if
Speaker 1: she was gonna have an orgasm or she was just
Speaker 1: trying to tell me something.
Speaker 2: She was like, fu fuck.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh say it. She's like phone, your phone's ringing.
Speaker 1: So like I was doing well with the kids because
Speaker 1: it was dirty.
Speaker 2: Kids, will you drop a fuck? They start laughing.
Speaker 1: The ninety year olds are like, what's an orgasm? What
Speaker 1: is this pleasure he speaks of?
Speaker 2: No, Well, what's your process into going and writing a bit?
Speaker 2: I'm not a good writer. I'm a great reporter.
Speaker 1: If something happens to me, I can't wait to go
Speaker 1: on stage and talk about what happened to me.
Speaker 2: So you're using inspiration from daily life to talk about.
Speaker 1: Like my son asking if his brother was Jewish. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: there's good there. I've just been writing.
Speaker 2: Yeah I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm not, but to sit down and write a joke
Speaker 1: is not a truthful process. And then I go on
Speaker 1: stage like, you know, I was in the mall las
Speaker 1: week and that's the kind of comedy I always hated. Like,
Speaker 1: you've been in the mall last week for four years?
Speaker 2: You suck? Like where? Like what about you? So when
Speaker 2: you think of something like when you brought up my
Speaker 2: son is Jewish, do you write that down or yeah?
Speaker 2: I'm like I bank it.
Speaker 1: I have index cards all over my house and I'll
Speaker 1: just write Jewish. But I have another joke that's Jewish,
Speaker 1: so I just write Jewish twice. The other one is
Speaker 1: if you have if you have a friend, then you're
Speaker 1: not sure whether or not Jewish.
Speaker 2: They're not.
Speaker 1: Because they will tell you they're Jewish all the time.
Speaker 1: What'd you do this weekend? Well, we went out on
Speaker 1: Michael's boat. I sat in the front.
Speaker 2: I'm a jew. You're like that.
Speaker 1: Doesn't even make sense, but they gotta tell you you
Speaker 1: worked it in early. Guy's a fucking punt returner. He's
Speaker 1: a Super Bowl MVP. He's gotta tell me he's Jewish.
Speaker 1: You'd be like, you know, I'm an MVP.
Speaker 2: Like work that in? You gotta you know there's only
Speaker 2: eighteen million of US bubs. How many Super Bowl MVPs
Speaker 2: are there? Only one? Wow?
Speaker 1: I worked in your contract a bonus MVP. No, you
Speaker 1: just got like a lof a local car contract or
Speaker 1: you don't. I had going to Disneyland.
Speaker 2: That you get that? Okay? That did you get that commercial?
Speaker 2: What's the super Bowl bonus payout? At that time, it
Speaker 2: was probably like if you won the super Bowl with
Speaker 2: all theccumulation of the other playoff games, it's like maybe
Speaker 2: a half a million bucks.
Speaker 1: That's a lot more than one hundred and eighty thousand
Speaker 1: from the ThunderCats or whatever fake team you're going to
Speaker 1: play for.
Speaker 2: Thundercons, BC, Lions, Lions. I'm an Aloe guy, me too.
Speaker 2: I'm a Toronto Argonauts guy. Arconatt sucked dude, the Jets
Speaker 2: of Canada. But when you think about it, though, going
Speaker 2: back to the pay it's actually we're getting bamboozled.
Speaker 1: You guys are for sure. Because Kyle Turley is a
Speaker 1: friend of mine, and he put this in my head earlier.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like when when you're playing in the playoffs, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're getting an additional like for that divisional round. But
Speaker 2: if you get the first round by you don't get
Speaker 2: paid for that week of work. You don't get uh
Speaker 2: so you're not making any extra even though you've been
Speaker 2: in the playoffs for two weeks. So you get the
Speaker 2: body's getting taxed at text and then so but if
Speaker 2: you think about it, that's thirty grand. What's say a
Speaker 2: guy making twenty million dollars a year, he gets a
Speaker 2: million dollars a game. So we're gonna play in a
Speaker 2: playoff game that's going to be extremely highly rated for
Speaker 2: I usually get a million dollars for thirty grand. When
Speaker 2: all the work's done in like the preparation and the practice,
Speaker 2: that's what you're really getting paid for.
Speaker 1: You know, it's amazing. That's what I got paid for.
Speaker 1: The boy metzwell, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2: Thirty rects. Yeah, it's a good that's a good little
Speaker 2: pay day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I didn't have to take any hits exactly,
Speaker 1: just my pride.
Speaker 2: Some can say that was it.
Speaker 1: That's but and also like your guys' medicals completely fucked up,
Speaker 1: and they've put they've had it both with the owners
Speaker 1: have had it both ways. I don't know how comfortable
Speaker 1: you are talking about this in a public forum. But
Speaker 1: Kyle Turley was the guy early because he had a concussion,
Speaker 1: concussion and like, well we can't give you you know,
Speaker 1: it's don't you don't need full time medical. It's it's
Speaker 1: it's too dangerous to give you full time medical.
Speaker 2: Well then guarantee it's it's nuts the men playing it
Speaker 2: both ways, right, yeah, it is the I tell you
Speaker 2: right now. The retirement plans with like the annuities, the
Speaker 2: four O one k's and all that stuff. Unbelievable NFL
Speaker 2: given why he complained so much because the.
Speaker 1: Medicalish, Oh my god, anti semite over here.
Speaker 2: Full, it's full because a real schnor. Well, I'll tell
Speaker 2: you what he really is. That's the one thing. The
Speaker 2: one thing is the medical we do not like we're
Speaker 2: hunting in Tennessee. I'll take it around a while, going
Speaker 2: on a decade? Ye are we going on a decade
Speaker 2: and each other more? Oh my god, don't remind much.
Speaker 2: All right, let's jump into a segment where we go
Speaker 2: back in a time around where the game took place
Speaker 2: and go over pop culture. This game took place May fourteenth,
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety six. This is Gonna Be fun. Number one
Speaker 2: movie Twister, never saw it, loved it. Bill Paxton, Dorothy.
Speaker 2: I love Bill Paxton. He's a good guy. Dorothy was
Speaker 2: the little the It was the thing that they had
Speaker 2: to put in the tornadoes so they could read the
Speaker 2: data from Wizard of Oz. Dorothy from the Wizard of
Speaker 2: Oz Okay. Number one song Crossroads by Bone Thugs and Harmony.
Speaker 2: Used to literally wake up before school on MTV jams
Speaker 2: when you watch make a music videos, I'd wake up
Speaker 2: early because they'd have like a rap like six thirty
Speaker 2: to seven, uh, music video section, and they would play
Speaker 2: this one all time. I love this song. Were you
Speaker 2: a big yeo? MTV raps guy? That was a little
Speaker 2: before me?
Speaker 1: That was more It's funny, you're way younger than me.
Speaker 1: I'm fifty four thirty nine. Yeah, it was way after
Speaker 1: It was a little after me, a little before you.
Speaker 2: So like the Korean War for US, Yeah, Korean War,
Speaker 2: I was a little trl remember. Uh, what is with
Speaker 2: Carson Lewis West in Peace? Yeah? Carson Daily Mission Impossible
Speaker 2: Primal Fear, The Quest and Flipper were all what's the Quest?
Speaker 2: The Quest?
Speaker 4: It's a Van Dam was one of the older Van Damns.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck yeah, I love Van Dam That I didn't.
Speaker 2: I don't remember that one though. This was about the
Speaker 2: time Jerry McGuire was going around, right, yeah, exactly Christmas time.
Speaker 1: It was Christmas And what people don't realize about Jerry
Speaker 1: maguire was it didn't It premiered at number three three
Speaker 1: that weekend it was Mars a Tax was one and
Speaker 1: Preachers Movie and.
Speaker 2: Preacher's Wife was two.
Speaker 1: And then the next weekend Preacher's Wife was one, mars
Speaker 1: at Tax was two, and then we I think week
Speaker 1: three it was finally number one, which is never happen.
Speaker 1: Usually you drop half your audience each weekend. That movie
Speaker 1: was insane, was pretty damn good. Sugarman, just Sugar changed
Speaker 1: my life. That was my first movie. That was your
Speaker 1: first movie. Explain it to us, how'd you get it?
Speaker 1: I auditioned to be the quarterback that Jerry O'Connell played,
Speaker 1: Cush Cush, yeah, and I just could not pull together
Speaker 1: a Southern accent that day. And then they said, well,
Speaker 1: you auditioned to be the mail nanny and I said sure.
Speaker 1: They said, well, the sides are in the hallway. Just
Speaker 1: memorize the best you can and come back. So the
Speaker 1: sides were three pages long, but the second page was
Speaker 1: all the guy says in the movie, like I want
Speaker 1: you to use this before his date with rene Zelwigger.
Speaker 1: You think he's gonna give him a condom, but he
Speaker 1: gives i'm a cassette tape and he goes, this is
Speaker 1: my I had that cassette. I owned that tape. So
Speaker 1: the page is him being really passionate. This is John
Speaker 1: Coltrane and Miles Davis, two masters of improv in their
Speaker 1: element with Canniballatterley and Philly Joe Jones on drums, and like,
Speaker 1: I knew all the guys because I studied the liner notes,
Speaker 1: so I memorized it in like a second. They probably
Speaker 1: thought I was like a savant and I came back
Speaker 1: in killed it. And then Jim Brooks said what about sugar?
Speaker 1: And I was like, Yo, there's no way I'm doing
Speaker 1: that from the hallway, Like, give me some time, and
Speaker 1: they gave me a week to memorize it. I didn't
Speaker 1: own a suit, I had hair like Brett Hart, the
Speaker 1: hit man from w W. I had pro wrestler hair.
Speaker 2: Did you cut it?
Speaker 1: I did not until I got the part, but I
Speaker 1: slicked it back as best I could. There's no I
Speaker 1: had no business getting that part, but I killed it.
Speaker 1: I killed it, killed it, and then I went in
Speaker 1: to read with Tom and he tried to kill me
Speaker 1: with it. How he knew all of his lines. He
Speaker 1: was completely off book. And it wasn't like, no, take
Speaker 1: your time, it's okay. It was like he was Jerry Maguire.
Speaker 1: He was getting fired and he was fucking pissed at
Speaker 1: me and wanted to rip my head off. And if
Speaker 1: I couldn't hang, I get like it's like going from
Speaker 1: the jugs gun to Tom, like, dude, run your fucking route,
Speaker 1: like this is this, this is this, And at that
Speaker 1: moment it was and and you know, it's amazing.
Speaker 2: I'm sure you get this in sports.
Speaker 1: It's like you're in like you're probably mid route going, oh,
Speaker 1: this is where guys flame out, this is where guys choke.
Speaker 2: No, you're thanks for playing along anyway.
Speaker 1: My next guest, please welcome Andrew Wiggins.
Speaker 2: He's Boston, so you get it. It cruises firing off,
Speaker 2: fucking Jermaine Wiggins. Yeah, here's a guy, great game in
Speaker 2: the snow Game, hit likes four or five six catches.
Speaker 1: He's Boston, he is, He's Boston. Yeah, I'll tell you.
Speaker 1: Uh so Yeah. And then I just I did good
Speaker 1: with Tom. And there was a moment where, you know,
Speaker 1: I say, I came here to fire you when he goes,
Speaker 1: and then there's a pause and I have the next line,
Speaker 1: and I go, it's real, you should say something. So
Speaker 1: I just kept staring them down and I let that
Speaker 1: pause grow and I realized, oh, they're going to think
Speaker 1: I forgot my line, so I kind of I kind
Speaker 1: of have all the power, so I just got to
Speaker 1: measure measure when before somebody says the line from the
Speaker 1: sides and I could feel the tension like a balloon
Speaker 1: going up, and I went, it's real, and I just
Speaker 1: felt everybody going, oh my god, like he fucking like
Speaker 1: I tricked them.
Speaker 2: And I was like, I got it.
Speaker 1: I know I got it, but in all fairness, I
Speaker 1: feel that after almost every audition and you get like
Speaker 1: one percent of them, and I was like, I killed
Speaker 1: that shit.
Speaker 2: They're like, well they went with your aunt Ruth or something.
Speaker 2: Do you say, aunt or aunt. I say aunt, Yeah,
Speaker 2: me too, I'm a aunt guy when when you get
Speaker 2: the role. But he asked you when you get the role,
Speaker 2: I'm an aunt guy. Oh that are you trying to do?
Speaker 2: The commute? The timing shit too? Now you two over
Speaker 2: there gallery He brings in the story of him. Does
Speaker 2: this cut into my time? This is cutting? It called
Speaker 2: yes ending, you know, just keeping it in the air
Speaker 2: the room. When you get that role, How did your
Speaker 2: life change? Well, it didn't change the way I thought.
Speaker 1: I thought, like, you know, the movie premieres and then
Speaker 1: when I walk down the street, everyone's gonna get out
Speaker 1: of my way. Yeah, but the amount of people that
Speaker 1: actually go to see a movie is not an actual
Speaker 1: You can't even compute it with the human race. It's
Speaker 1: so small. But then when it came then I forget
Speaker 1: about it. And then it came out on DVD. I
Speaker 1: went back to Manhattan, and I remember coming out of
Speaker 1: the subway and.
Speaker 2: People going bop.
Speaker 1: Sugar showed me the money and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: way more people watch DVDs than actually go to the movies.
Speaker 1: I remember seeing. I remember seeing the movie in Times Square.
Speaker 1: It's always fun to like watch your own movie in
Speaker 1: the theater and just see people's reactions. So as me
Speaker 1: and Matt frost again, my agent, Frosty the show Man,
Speaker 1: I love you, buddy. He We're sitting in the theater.
Speaker 1: There's a gay couple in front of us and four
Speaker 1: black guys behind us, and Eric Stultz and Cameron crowe
Speaker 1: have this deal that Eric Stultz will be a cameo
Speaker 1: in every Cameron Crow movie in perpetuity.
Speaker 2: It's just their thing.
Speaker 1: So at Jerry McGuire's bachelor party, Eric Stultz does the
Speaker 1: toast and the one gay guy in front of us
Speaker 1: looks at his lover husband goes, is that Eric Staltz
Speaker 1: and the guy the guy goes like this, No.
Speaker 2: Like they've been arguing about Eric staltzell day, but it
Speaker 2: was it was Eric salt He goes to Derek Staltz.
Speaker 1: He goes, no, like, I'm so tired of talking about
Speaker 1: Eric Staltz.
Speaker 2: So they must have known Aeron Stolts. I don't know
Speaker 2: what the fuck was going on.
Speaker 1: But then there's like a half hour where I'm not
Speaker 1: in the movie, and then when they come back on
Speaker 1: screen from behind us, here, oh, here comes this motherfucker
Speaker 1: Guy Smiley again. Guy smiling guy, smile, here comes this
Speaker 1: motherfucker again. Oh shit, how long did it take to
Speaker 1: do that? I think it opened tantier watch it through
Speaker 1: two months. It opened the door. When I went to
Speaker 1: other auditions, it was, oh, that's the guy from there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you have a little more currency.
Speaker 1: And when your audition or when you're if you get
Speaker 1: offered like I got offered Go, there's other movies you
Speaker 1: kind of get offered because they're they're like, okay, we
Speaker 1: got that guy, and you realize, oh, I'm a part
Speaker 1: of this process of making a movie, like my name
Speaker 1: has some some value where if I'm attached a little money,
Speaker 1: you know, it's it's you know, the movie can get
Speaker 1: made if you know.
Speaker 2: I've never been the guy like J Moore, Like, let's
Speaker 2: make the movie. It's J Moore. I've never been that guy.
Speaker 1: But you know, for the lower budget like Go and
Speaker 1: Suicide Kings was it was a big one.
Speaker 2: Now, how was that set? So I just I just
Speaker 2: did a movie, my first movie as well, and I
Speaker 2: and I was really nervous getting into it. And but
Speaker 2: then when I was on the set with the other
Speaker 2: actors and the director, I felt a comfort.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how was that set was the set like oh yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I mean Cameron Crowe is like the nicest grant.
Speaker 2: He's young.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying grandfather like he's old, but like that
Speaker 1: fatherly like everything's fine, We're going fishing, relax. I'll have
Speaker 1: him on my dinner. It's okay.
Speaker 2: He was that guy and he would let you add lib.
Speaker 1: He'd say, do it as written, and then we're gonna
Speaker 1: have fun, like third or fourth take, we're gonna have
Speaker 1: a good time. And I'm like okay. And Tom Cruise
Speaker 1: was just the coolest guy in the world, like he's
Speaker 1: the best.
Speaker 2: And I didn't realize this.
Speaker 1: Jerry O'Connell was just on my podcast and he goes,
Speaker 1: you don't remember this. At rehearsal, We're at the Sony
Speaker 1: lot and Tom Cruise had his own chef and You're like,
Speaker 1: what's going on here? And apparently I went up to
Speaker 1: Tom like, what's going on, mister, Oh fancy pants? We
Speaker 1: got eat Panda expressing and Tom Cruise a chef from
Speaker 1: that day forward, always made Tom and me lunch.
Speaker 2: But I have no memory of this.
Speaker 1: But Jerry's like, no, you blew my mind. And you
Speaker 1: would go in his trailer and get like exercise equipment.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, I remember going into his trailer to
Speaker 1: get a jump rope, but I did ask permission to go.
Speaker 1: He goes, No, you went in there all the time.
Speaker 1: I'm like, Jerry, I'm not crazy, but I do know
Speaker 1: Nicole Kidman was in there too, so I'm not stupid either.
Speaker 2: Hey, now old Kidman the he's a thunder Kidman. Whoo,
Speaker 2: she's a beauty sugar packets no pun intending none. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So it was a good set.
Speaker 1: It was a fun set and it was very There
Speaker 1: was work to be done, but there was a lot
Speaker 1: of money to shoot.
Speaker 2: It wasn't like an independent where you shoot like fifteen
Speaker 2: pages in a day. We gotta go, we gotta go.
Speaker 1: It was we had the luxury of Sony, the machine
Speaker 1: of Sony behind us.
Speaker 2: Did you when you're around Tom Cruise and you said
Speaker 2: he knew his lines when you were auditioning, did you
Speaker 2: see a sense of professionalism that you're like, holy fuck,
Speaker 2: that's why he's Tom Cruise. Yes?
Speaker 1: If he he was so nice to each person and
Speaker 1: knew everyone's names, like when I came in and said
Speaker 1: hi to everybody, Like that's kind of him, Like what
Speaker 1: I learned from him, and I remember once we were
Speaker 1: in a van going a set and the wardrobe lady
Speaker 1: looks at me and goes, you know, you can hang
Speaker 1: up your clothes at the end of the day. And
Speaker 1: I was a dick. I go, I don't work in wardrobe.
Speaker 1: And then they closed the van door and Tom's in
Speaker 1: the front seat. He turns around and he goes, you know,
Speaker 1: these girls, they bust their ass. They're here way before
Speaker 1: we are. And I was like, so like ever since then,
Speaker 1: my shit's on a hangar, socks folded up, putting the
Speaker 1: shoes like He's right, And you realize acting is just
Speaker 1: a department.
Speaker 2: Like there's this.
Speaker 1: Massive it's like the Death Star and there's all these departments, Like,
Speaker 1: just be the least of everyone's problems.
Speaker 2: In your department. Everyone's part of the team. Everyone's part
Speaker 2: of the team, everyone's got a roll.
Speaker 1: Tom was a really great guy, and I'm very lucky
Speaker 1: that was my first movie because I learned how to
Speaker 1: act on a set from watching him be But I'm
Speaker 1: a comedian, like I break balls a lot, and I
Speaker 1: can get out of hand back in the day, for sure,
Speaker 1: not anymore, but being like a nice guy was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to be like.
Speaker 2: That, like he was cool man. Yeah, there's so Like
Speaker 2: I always like asking those questions about those certain types
Speaker 2: of people because people think that, like people like Tom
Speaker 2: Cruise or Tom Brady, they luck into this ship. Now
Speaker 2: these people fucking work for this ship. They're they're they're
Speaker 2: they're at this spot for a reason.
Speaker 1: If Tom Cruise pumped gas in mine, not North Dakota,
Speaker 1: he would have still been become Tom Cruise. You cannot
Speaker 1: cap whatever that thing he has. No, it's you cannot
Speaker 1: deny it. It's an irresistible force and immovable. It's it's
Speaker 1: a super nova of of whoa they would have found them.
Speaker 2: That's that's that's good for people to know that ship.
Speaker 2: You know, dreams without actions are just fucking dreams. Put
Speaker 2: that on a goddamn T shirt. That's what Frank used
Speaker 2: to tell me. My dad, Uh, my dad.
Speaker 1: My dad used to race cars in the same like
Speaker 1: local tracks that Tom Cruise, and my dad goes, Hey,
Speaker 1: why do you ask your buddy Tom Cruise what what
Speaker 1: gear is he in in Watkins Glenn Raceway Because he's
Speaker 1: the only guy that ever crashes into the bales of
Speaker 1: hey on turn.
Speaker 2: One and I'm like, all right.
Speaker 1: So we're on set at Sony and I asked Tom,
Speaker 1: and Tom's like, you know, I think I was in
Speaker 1: first gear.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, all right.
Speaker 1: Six weeks go by, we're filming at sun Double Stadium
Speaker 1: in Tempe. I'm standing this three in the morning. I'm
Speaker 1: throwing a football with the guy that plays my quarterback.
Speaker 1: And Tom Cruise comes running out of the tunnel. And
Speaker 1: then there's very few guys that run like Tom Cruise's.
Speaker 1: He's him and Lee, Him and Leo DiCaprio are the
Speaker 1: two greatest film runners of all time.
Speaker 2: And he's just running right at me.
Speaker 1: He's like jj jj, I go, what hey, what's going on?
Speaker 1: I catch, I go what's going on? He goes, what
Speaker 1: gear was your dad?
Speaker 3: In?
Speaker 1: Six weeks later, like that's the level of awesomeness you're
Speaker 1: talking about, Like he was in his trailer and went
Speaker 1: I never asked him.
Speaker 2: I never asked him to the fall And.
Speaker 1: He ran off to the set and asked me that
Speaker 1: in front of ten thousand extra You know what, I
Speaker 1: told him.
Speaker 2: Get away from me, Tom, don't bother me. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: fucking extraordinary people are extraordinary. No, I'm not putting that
Speaker 2: on a T shirt. That was whack. That was when
Speaker 2: I try.
Speaker 1: I tried.
Speaker 2: In this years, we're the Chicago Bulls. MVP Michael Jordan,
Speaker 2: what a shock, What a shocker. Mario Lemieux. You guys
Speaker 2: are the Bulls.
Speaker 1: It's like, you could be as great as you want,
Speaker 1: but you gotta go against the Patriots and they're gonna
Speaker 1: take your heart and soul unless your name is Eli
Speaker 1: Manning and the only guy that.
Speaker 2: Cracked the code twice. Worst call ever Joe Buck in
Speaker 2: that Super Bowl.
Speaker 1: Manning still on his feet throws, Tyree caught.
Speaker 2: Thanks Joe, It's the greatest catch in Super Bowl history.
Speaker 1: Manning still on his feet throws, Tyree caught.
Speaker 2: Was it like that? Yes, I don't remember it. He
Speaker 2: did a good job with your catch. That was a
Speaker 2: good call. But here, that's incredible. He did an incredible Oh. Buck,
Speaker 2: were you in New York in the nineties? Yeah? How
Speaker 2: was New York in the mid nineties?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: It was great.
Speaker 1: It was good because it got kind of safe. It
Speaker 1: wasn't like that seventies cerproco like yikes, but it was
Speaker 1: still a little it was a little edge, a little edge,
Speaker 1: and I was like lower East Side, which was yikes.
Speaker 1: But then by this time, this is after Saturday Night Live,
Speaker 1: so I had like a building with a doorman and
Speaker 1: it was it was good living. It was good living.
Speaker 1: This was a good time to be in New York.
Speaker 1: Great time for stand up. This was like still a
Speaker 1: big boon. Everybody was getting specials, everybody was getting work,
Speaker 1: and there was so many different ways to make it
Speaker 1: in stand up. You could be a guy on the
Speaker 1: road making two hundred thousand a year. You could do commercials,
Speaker 1: you can get a sitcom, you can work at MTV.
Speaker 2: MTV was popping. Yeah, yeah, that's where a lot of
Speaker 2: comics were going. Yeah, probably the cool comics because they
Speaker 2: would do all like the movie shit who poly Shore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a sweet guy start. I'm so jealous of him
Speaker 1: when I was at like around this time.
Speaker 2: Look what the fuck two million for Encino. Man, I'm
Speaker 2: out here breaking my back in this acting game. This
Speaker 2: guy stinks.
Speaker 1: And then it's like, like PAULI is the best.
Speaker 2: It just shows you what an asshole I could have been.
Speaker 1: Hey, manager used to always ask me one important question,
Speaker 1: would you trade places with him?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: There you go, Jackie. Let's jump into we get into
Speaker 2: these managers, get fucking lineup, guys.
Speaker 1: My hundred and forty rbies, I'm seeing thirty eight RB
Speaker 1: eyes one hundred and twenty three RB eyes one hundred
Speaker 1: and three RBI.
Speaker 4: Is a ride Jay bunor King Griffy Jr. Yeah, the
Speaker 4: big unit Randy.
Speaker 2: Johns was gonna just take his job. No, whatever you
Speaker 2: want helping me out. I love it. I mean this
Speaker 2: was look at your team, Look.
Speaker 1: At how this is why you don't win a World series.
Speaker 1: Like in football, you gotta have the quarterback, best picture
Speaker 1: on the team, Sterling Hitchcock five e R.
Speaker 2: That ain't gonna do it now.
Speaker 4: I mean that was kind of the story of this
Speaker 4: team led the NLB in runs, RBIs doubles, but league
Speaker 4: wars d r A five points. Randy Johnson, that's gonna
Speaker 4: get you.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I had that bulging disc in his back this year, tough.
Speaker 2: That's when the unit was fucking. Chris Bosio he was
Speaker 2: before he was killing doves.
Speaker 1: Man, Oh my, I can't believe he's a lineup. Chris
Speaker 1: Bosio was like a junk baller or a thumber. They'd
Speaker 1: call him Bozio.
Speaker 2: David Ortiz went to Minnesota. They had David was a
Speaker 2: young David.
Speaker 4: Back then he was named David aria is how he
Speaker 4: was credited really to Minneso. Yes, they didn't quite know
Speaker 4: the the Dominican naming conventions, I think, and they they
Speaker 4: had him labeled as David.
Speaker 2: Arina, hard hitting Mark Whitten off the back. What I mean?
Speaker 2: This this is fun bas.
Speaker 1: This you know who was like this was the Indians
Speaker 1: had this kind of set up to where there was
Speaker 1: just bats for days and then the pictures were like,
Speaker 1: man that was.
Speaker 2: Was that the Tomade Cleveland days?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Manny, and they the best in field I ever
Speaker 1: saw in my life with Robbie A. Lamar and Omar Visco.
Speaker 2: We'll be right back after this quick break. Did King
Speaker 2: Griffy Junior have the coolest looking swing? There's no better swing.
Speaker 2: I would always I was always because I was I'll
Speaker 2: die on this hill. I was always a kid that
Speaker 2: would argue it for what we got. Barry Bond, I
Speaker 2: loved berries. I know you're a compact. That thing was fun.
Speaker 1: Dressed was deadly, it was, but he didn't dressed like
Speaker 1: a fucking stormtrooper, like your asshole.
Speaker 2: Hey.
Speaker 1: He went out there like a man with a batting
Speaker 1: helmet backwards into the cat backwards in the against r.
Speaker 2: J some some would say that someone who is a pioneer,
Speaker 2: look at everyone, Now everyone's a stormtrooper.
Speaker 1: Now, how about the owner of Seattle, Hiroshi mouch Was
Speaker 1: that the Atari guy he was ninto? That's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I didn't know. Lee Ilia was one
Speaker 1: of the coaches of the Mariners. The greatest meltdown of
Speaker 1: all time.
Speaker 2: I never I don't know that one.
Speaker 1: You might want to pull it up now you it'll
Speaker 1: be worth it.
Speaker 2: Lee Ilia. He got fired the next day. Is that
Speaker 2: the one where he did in the miners.
Speaker 1: No, he was managing the cubs and he goes, these
Speaker 1: people come out here and fucking boo my fucking ass,
Speaker 1: tell them to get fucking jobs. It's a playground for
Speaker 1: those country cocksuckers. I got guys busting their ass and
Speaker 1: these motherfuckers boo my fucking ass. He did that right
Speaker 1: interview right afterwards, got fired the next day today to
Speaker 1: be promoted.
Speaker 2: Wait, there's no video, but the audio, that's all. That's
Speaker 2: all you need.
Speaker 3: Just to stuff it up them three thousand people that
Speaker 3: show up every fucking day, because if they're the real
Speaker 3: Chicago fucking fans, they can kiss my fucking ass right
Speaker 3: downtown and punt it.
Speaker 5: They're really really behind you around here, my fucking ass, Am.
Speaker 3: I supposed to do go out there and let my
Speaker 3: fucking players get destroyed every day and be quiet about
Speaker 3: it for the fucking nickel dime people to show up.
Speaker 5: The motherfuckers don't even work. That's why they're out at
Speaker 5: the fucking game. They only go out and get a
Speaker 5: fucking job and find out what it's like to go
Speaker 5: out there in a fucking living. Eighty five percent of
Speaker 5: the fucking world's working. The other fifteen come out here
Speaker 5: the fucking playground for the cocksuckers. Rip them, motherfuckers, Rip
Speaker 5: them cocksuckers, like the fucking.
Speaker 2: Players, Oh my god, best god.
Speaker 5: Guys fussing their fucking ass and not fucking people too.
Speaker 3: And that's the cut, my ass.
Speaker 2: That is. He's coaching baseball, by the way, just still.
Speaker 2: But at the end of that runt, he says something
Speaker 2: that's incredible. He goes, there's one hundred and forty fucking
Speaker 2: games left.
Speaker 1: He's right, like, bro, we're twenty two games in.
Speaker 2: Relax, Oh my god, it's such a fucking forty fucking games.
Speaker 2: Like I just got PTSD from COUD, you know, just
Speaker 2: from hearing one hundred and forty. Like baseball, I remember
Speaker 2: playing like fifty games in the summer, like doubleheaders as
Speaker 2: a like fourteen year old. We're so you have to
Speaker 2: have such crazy competitive stamina to play baseball. Basketball I
Speaker 2: think is worse, like best same, but you got to
Speaker 2: get up for that.
Speaker 1: Basketball started at Halloween and we're still going it's fucking
Speaker 1: late June, I know.
Speaker 2: But basketball, like you're at least moving. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 2: see what you're saying. Like the competitive standin that is
Speaker 2: to pay. I get that. Like I imagine getting up
Speaker 2: when when you're like your teams fucking I got that
Speaker 2: eighty and whatever and you got.
Speaker 1: Sitting on a bench for three hours because it's your day.
Speaker 2: Off, fucking lighting each other on fire and the dugout. Yeah,
Speaker 2: fucking doing the stupidest shit. It's crazy that I have
Speaker 2: such respect for their competitive series. The team. Bernie Williams amazing.
Speaker 1: Bernie Williams is as good as you can be without
Speaker 1: getting into the Hall of Fame. That's that's the high
Speaker 1: watermark for.
Speaker 2: No Hall of Fame. Ernie Williams is good.
Speaker 1: He was in great, he was perfect. He's the perfect player.
Speaker 1: He's got pop. He steals bases three h five, ave unbelieved.
Speaker 1: I don't have time to say average. I'm a busy man.
Speaker 2: He had a lot of sneaky great home runs. Didn't
Speaker 2: he have like a couple of game winners? Yeah, Twitch,
Speaker 2: just like you big time? Where did Jeter get ten
Speaker 2: bombs from? That's the weird part.
Speaker 1: Look at fucking Pettitt twenty one and eight, crafty lefty?
Speaker 2: Who else was clements on this?
Speaker 4: You said, but I mean still a heck of a
Speaker 4: roster we're looking at here?
Speaker 2: I mean no.
Speaker 1: Mare Garcia Para told me a story when Larretz was
Speaker 1: on the Red Sox.
Speaker 2: You're like, how come Larretz can't stick with the team.
Speaker 1: He goes, well, we were playing in Anaheim, and uh,
Speaker 1: Grady Little took him out because they were bringing in
Speaker 1: Troy Percival and Jim Larretz instead of coming out of
Speaker 1: the game.
Speaker 2: I'm still in the on deck circle and goes.
Speaker 1: Ever heard of Mark fucking Wallers yelled at his manager
Speaker 1: from the on deck circle. It's like, so, maybe that's
Speaker 1: why he didn't stick with a team.
Speaker 2: He was kind of a jerk. They just get the
Speaker 2: Graham Lloyd Danvers.
Speaker 1: Graham Lloyd is a lefty submarine picture from Australia. OHI
Speaker 1: you think he probably a little bit of that cricket might.
Speaker 1: I can't stand the way those people talk. Learn to
Speaker 1: speak English. If you're gonna come to my country. Everything
Speaker 1: nice sounds like a question. Everything's either over there? I roll,
Speaker 1: But he that's a good accent when you stick your
Speaker 1: fights in the clowns vagina.
Speaker 2: You like, what did that guy just say to me?
Speaker 2: Is there a lot of Australian pictures?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: A couple is that? Do they play cricket? Don't they
Speaker 2: play cricket out there? Because it's an English country? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I guess I don't know Australia. I think their sport
Speaker 2: is drinking that in rugby fighting Australia for it's not
Speaker 2: even really Australian. I heard. Really it's like a hoggin
Speaker 2: daw situation. Yeah, fucking hogends.
Speaker 4: But uh, this was we mentioned it earlier. This was
Speaker 4: Joe Tory's first season as manager, took over for books
Speaker 4: show Walter and I mean big time turnaround here for
Speaker 4: the Yankees about to start the dynasty. If you remember,
Speaker 4: like I mean, the mail was ninety plus games in
Speaker 4: nineteen ninety so big turnaround. Don Maddenley retired the year
Speaker 4: before Tino Martinez came in, had big shoes to fill there,
Speaker 4: but you know, became a Yankee legend from Seattle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, from Seattle legend.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I just see at this time in my life, I
Speaker 2: was on the West Coast and we everyone just hated
Speaker 2: the Yankees because they always like this is when I
Speaker 2: started really remembering sports kind of ninety six, and we
Speaker 2: didn't really get to watch them because they were on
Speaker 2: so early. And then you just started seeing them after this,
Speaker 2: just start winning championship after championship or World Series after
Speaker 2: World Series. This is like, what is this air to you?
Speaker 1: I'm so happy just reading these names. I'm I'm this
Speaker 1: was like some of the best times in my life.
Speaker 1: I just love this team so much. I remember going
Speaker 1: to a spring training game.
Speaker 2: I was on the road.
Speaker 1: We were in Tampa, and every guy comes out of
Speaker 1: the dugout and you're like, hey, Gina, Hey Gita.
Speaker 2: Because he was a kid. I think it was a rookie,
Speaker 2: the rookie. This was rookie year, pre gift baskets, rookie.
Speaker 1: First Yankee to hit three thousand hits ever ever, because
Speaker 1: they all fought in wars before the Demaggio mantle.
Speaker 2: We're like, hey, gita, hejita, Hey fucking dono doino.
Speaker 1: And I remember Bernie Williams comes out of the dugout
Speaker 1: and it was like it's like when you see a
Speaker 1: deer in the woods.
Speaker 2: You're like it was. He was like this magical. It's
Speaker 2: like all this, don't heckle Bernie.
Speaker 1: He's like the cat, like the unwritten rule, like, don't
Speaker 1: Bernie's different, leave him alone. Yeah, Paul O'Neill was a
Speaker 1: red ass. I remember I was sitting at a Yankee
Speaker 1: game and he's kept. He struck out twice, and there
Speaker 1: was old ladies in the very I'm in, like the
Speaker 1: fifth row and the very first row, five like blue
Speaker 1: hair old ladies, and they had Paul O'Neill shirts. Paul
Speaker 1: O'Neil hats Paul O'Neill signs and he strikes out and
Speaker 1: he goes to the outfield over he's jogging back in
Speaker 1: and the one lady goes, we still love you, Paul.
Speaker 1: He goes, well, that doesn't fucking help me, does it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, this guy. I guess there's one on
Speaker 1: every team. Who was that guy in the Patriots who's
Speaker 1: the red ass?
Speaker 2: Probably me? Yeah, he think so. I was very serious
Speaker 2: when it came to football time. Yeah. I didn't engage
Speaker 2: with the other team before the game. I didn't talk
Speaker 2: to fans or anything before a game. We were there
Speaker 2: for a fucking job. Why oh led league?
Speaker 3: Was it?
Speaker 1: Andy Peennittt wasn't even in the running for Cy Young
Speaker 1: but he led the league and wins.
Speaker 2: That's insane. This was This was when Marianna River what
Speaker 2: even the closer? He was a setup guy.
Speaker 1: This year, John Wetland was the closer and Mariano pitched
Speaker 1: the eighth inning. John John Wetland he was kind of
Speaker 1: a red ass too. He would rollerblade around Yankee Stadium pregame.
Speaker 1: So no, mar was like a good friend of mine.
Speaker 1: So you go to the game super early to see
Speaker 1: nomar and.
Speaker 2: Be like, get out of the fucking way. As he
Speaker 2: was coming, he'd be like, you know, had his warm
Speaker 2: up rollerblade. Yeah, he would just get his legs fired up.
Speaker 2: He went Worldschairs MVP. This this game this year, is
Speaker 2: there is there like a annoying, arrogant like celebrity Yankees
Speaker 2: group chat of course there is.
Speaker 1: There's an anno, there's a there's an annoying Jets group chat,
Speaker 1: and I was this is why I don't engage online anymore.
Speaker 1: I was on jets insider dot com free plug your pricks.
Speaker 1: I made the mistake of going on as myself ego
Speaker 1: ego like my I'll have some.
Speaker 2: Thrower, I'll have some waiter, and it's Jaymore. I'm you know,
Speaker 2: I'm with the people.
Speaker 1: And I argued with this guy on this message board
Speaker 1: for a year and a half, two years, Jules.
Speaker 2: It got personal, and.
Speaker 1: His his avatar, his photo was of Jimmy Page just
Speaker 1: playing guitar, and I'm like, he's like, fuck you, you suck,
Speaker 1: You're a bum.
Speaker 2: You're no good account.
Speaker 1: And me and this guy went back and no discussion
Speaker 1: could have gotten inside every single online discussion. Guy sidetracked
Speaker 1: at us fighting. And then one day he changed his
Speaker 1: photo to his prom photo. I was arguing with a
Speaker 1: sixteen year old he was sixteen. Yeah, it was his
Speaker 1: actual prom photo.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: I thought he was like a throwba. Now he was
Speaker 2: just some fucking kiddy.
Speaker 1: And you know what I'll tell you straight up, he won, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he he you win, buddy.
Speaker 2: Respect Meglomaniac. That was I remember his name. He's still
Speaker 2: in my fucking head.
Speaker 1: Rent free Meglomaniac from Jet's Insider dot com.
Speaker 2: You got me next question? You know what? It reminds
Speaker 2: me of when I got into a heated argument with
Speaker 2: a nine year old in Fortnite? Was it my son?
Speaker 2: Could have been? My son plays Fortnite with uh pooka Nakua. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Pook's a gamer. You see Pook at a Lakers game,
Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, give me, give me your Are you
Speaker 2: on Instagram? My okay?
Speaker 1: My youngest son, Mackie on TikTok and on Instagram. Mackie
Speaker 1: is the goat, but he misspelled goat, So my son
Speaker 1: is Mackie is the gayot.
Speaker 2: Is how did he spell it? G aot? Goat probably
Speaker 2: was taken. You're giving him way too much credit. I mean,
Speaker 2: he doesn't try to get a handle these days, Jules.
Speaker 1: He doesn't dry his feet. Did I mention that he's
Speaker 1: a young boss? I go, bro, you put gayot and
Speaker 1: he goes.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to get his back.
Speaker 5: Dog.
Speaker 1: He's one of the coolest ched you'll ever meet in
Speaker 1: your life. I've started book. He said to me, you
Speaker 1: should get Dave Blunts on your podcast. He's this rapper,
Speaker 1: he's like six hundred pounds and he's like that streamer
Speaker 1: type famous. I have no idea that's huge, and I
Speaker 1: reach out. The guy reaches back to me, like, okay,
Speaker 1: let's do the podcast. My son thinks I'm a god
Speaker 1: because this guy reached back to me, and I can't
Speaker 1: believe he talked to you. I'm like, you know, your
Speaker 1: dad's been a g for a while. So then I'll
Speaker 1: just now I got an interviewed. It's today four thirty.
Speaker 2: I got it. I'm like, now I got to learn
Speaker 2: it all.
Speaker 1: So like, for the last three days, I've just been
Speaker 1: listening to streaming hip hop.
Speaker 2: Can't put down the cup. Can't put it down the cup.
Speaker 2: I love pro meth lausine. Can't put down the cup.
Speaker 1: Just got out the hospital fighting for my life. I'm
Speaker 1: all about Dave Blunt's son. He had to cancel his tour.
Speaker 1: He had cardiac caracity. He goes on stage with oxygen
Speaker 1: on his face. Did you he's a big boy?
Speaker 2: Did you do you watch? Have you been watching Twitch
Speaker 2: for this?
Speaker 1: I just hit YouTube. I'm still old, but I did
Speaker 1: my homework.
Speaker 2: Dude, Twitch is actually as stupid as it sounds. Well,
Speaker 2: it's you're watching people play video games. Oh my son's
Speaker 2: was that all the time. As dumb as it sounds,
Speaker 2: it's pretty fucking entertaining. Can you can you talk shit
Speaker 2: to him? Yeah? They can type to you, and he
Speaker 2: can interact with people watching him. But all you're doing
Speaker 2: is watching his screen him play video games while he's commentating,
Speaker 2: and there's like a picture of him as well. It
Speaker 2: is like the craziest concept to think why this would
Speaker 2: ever success. It works, though, but it's I watched his
Speaker 2: doctor disrespect guy. He's fucking a.
Speaker 1: Doctor disrespect Steve Howe suspended seven times for cocaine. Hey
Speaker 1: doesn't make him a bad person, doesn't make him a
Speaker 1: bad person. Rick I believe Ricky Bonaz came from Seattle
Speaker 1: to boy on a lot of boys with We met
Speaker 1: at the All Star Game at Jacob's Field when they
Speaker 1: opened Jacob's Field, and he was a rookie and nobody
Speaker 1: knew who he was, and me and Frosty were like, whoa,
Speaker 1: no Mar.
Speaker 2: So he just was appreciative.
Speaker 1: I think that somebody was talking to him and his
Speaker 1: dad ramone No Mar's ramone backwards and we just hung
Speaker 1: out all weekend and became boys.
Speaker 2: And then we saw him. Then he became no mar
Speaker 2: the guy. But you're a Yankees guy. Yeah it matter.
Speaker 1: I remember once we went to the Yankee Stadium to
Speaker 1: watch him play Red Sox Yankees, and then we waited
Speaker 1: for him. We took a town car back to his
Speaker 1: hotel and then I believe it was Park Avenue. One
Speaker 1: in the morning, we were playing catch on the street, like,
Speaker 1: not on the sidewalk, we were on the yellow because
Speaker 1: there was no cars.
Speaker 2: It was like a Wednesday night, just like from.
Speaker 1: Like twenty third Street to twenty fourth Street, just throwing
Speaker 1: bombs under the street lights.
Speaker 2: I'm like, this is ridiculous. That's so cool. Yeah, he's
Speaker 2: he's a real dude. Man, he's a great, great guy.
Speaker 2: Now he's kids with me and him, right, yep? Are
Speaker 2: they gonna be like are they playing sports? I haven't
Speaker 2: talked to him in a while.
Speaker 1: His everyone's a while, his dad, mom or his sisters
Speaker 1: will reach out to me.
Speaker 2: But if I saw him, we'd be good legend. Bro,
Speaker 2: let's do a word association with guys. I'm gonna say
Speaker 2: a name.
Speaker 1: You give me a word, Oh, Pat Kelly By the
Speaker 1: way the second baseman. Yeah, waited outside, and I was
Speaker 1: a grown man, like in my twenties, wait outside Anaheim
Speaker 1: Stadium for for somebody to show up. And Pat Kelly
Speaker 1: rolls up for the Yankees Anaheim, and I go packet
Speaker 1: to get your autograph. He goes, you don't know who
Speaker 1: the fuck I am. I go Pat Kelly number fourteen.
Speaker 1: He goes, fine, you're valid, fucking punts. Fuck you, Pat Kelly.
Speaker 2: All right, let's start it out with Pat Kelly. Word association,
Speaker 2: Pat Kelly, grinder Way, bugs, chicken Man, Derek Jeter, greatest
Speaker 2: of all time, Doc Gooden, first word cocaine. But that's
Speaker 2: a pupped into my head. Mariano Rivera closer, Tino Martinez, Lefty,
Speaker 2: these are my answers are lame, So you don't want
Speaker 2: the first thing that pupps into my head. No, that's fine.
Speaker 2: I like these. Joe GILLARTI, Joe Girardi.
Speaker 1: Joe Girardi was like he was the manager on the field,
Speaker 1: and then he became the manager off the field too.
Speaker 2: Manager. Yeah man, Jorge Posada number twenty, What about the rocket?
Speaker 1: I just the whole thing with him, and Piazza turned
Speaker 1: me off to him like he's obviously headhunting and throwing
Speaker 1: bats at him, and shit, I'm like, this guy's a dick,
Speaker 1: like Mike's just like a good, fun loving guy.
Speaker 2: They had a press conference.
Speaker 1: First of all, I'm not gay, like that guy at
Speaker 1: a press conference to tell the United States of America
Speaker 1: he's not gay. Like that's that's a basically, I forgot
Speaker 1: about any of your bitches out there.
Speaker 2: I want to get down. Just let me get this
Speaker 2: out there. That's not original thirst trap get on. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the original went on TV.
Speaker 1: It was it was like Sports Center Julie Edelman just
Speaker 1: want everybody know I'm not gay, and there's work to
Speaker 1: be done.
Speaker 2: Job's not finished.
Speaker 1: The quote the great Kobe Bryant, Job's not done.
Speaker 2: Uh oh my god. Yeah. The whole thing with Rocket
Speaker 2: and Piazza turned me off. How was How was the
Speaker 2: old Yankee Stadium awesome compared to the new one?
Speaker 1: I've never been, I swore. Here's here's why I've only
Speaker 1: been to the new one. Here's why I don't root
Speaker 1: for the Yankees anymore. I remember being in the Yankee
Speaker 1: Stadium this era, and there was talk they were going
Speaker 1: to tear it down and build a new one next door,
Speaker 1: and I said, if they ever tear this this house
Speaker 1: that Ruth built where Mickey Mannle and Roger Morris batted
Speaker 1: back to back during Roger Morris's night home, come on,
Speaker 1: if they ever tear this down, I will never root
Speaker 1: for this team again. They tear Yankee Stadium down, go
Speaker 1: fuck yourselves. But then Don Manningly and Joe Torrey fly
Speaker 1: to LA and they coach the Dodgers. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: this works out great. They came right to my backyard.
Speaker 2: So he became Dodgers fan. Yeah, but it's Dodgers.
Speaker 1: I think it would take as much time for me
Speaker 1: living in LA to go to Yankee Stadium.
Speaker 2: It's Dodgers Stadium. Holy shit, yesterday, Oh my god. You
Speaker 2: know what you should be. You should be a Raiders fan.
Speaker 2: Who isn't? Because are you a Raiders fan? I mean?
Speaker 1: I love Al Davis. There's three kinds of people.
Speaker 2: I was told.
Speaker 1: There's people that played for the Silver and Black, people
Speaker 1: that used to play for the Silver and black, and
Speaker 1: people that wish they played for the Silver and Black.
Speaker 1: The greatest logo of all time, the Raiders. The guy's
Speaker 1: got an eyepatch on. But if you look the good
Speaker 1: eyes closed. Yeah, he's got his good eye closed.
Speaker 2: Do you wonder why they suck for so long? Well,
Speaker 2: you know that Al Davis when he was designing those teams,
Speaker 2: because he's from Brooklyn, he said he wanted to make
Speaker 2: those teams as if there was the Yankee and Dodgers combined,
Speaker 2: because he wanted the strength, the power, and the grandness
Speaker 2: of the Yankees and the athleticism and the style of
Speaker 2: the Brooklyn Dodgers. That was his main goal.
Speaker 1: And the closed lines of the longest yard and that too.
Speaker 1: You gotta love the Raiders, man, Remember going to Raider
Speaker 1: games at the Coliseum and it was a fucking hurt.
Speaker 1: I don't want to throw up fake gang signals and
Speaker 1: get punched out. It was an absolute player's ball. Dude,
Speaker 1: you took your life in your hands. It was amazing.
Speaker 2: Played there, really, Yeah, I played my mom, wore my
Speaker 2: jersey there. Come on, Julie, Angie's brave, Angie's crazy. Could
Speaker 2: you hear her yelling from the stands? No, they put
Speaker 2: him in the nosebleeds when it's.
Speaker 1: Your I remember in wrestling in high school there was
Speaker 1: this kid, Arlen Cunningham is just a doey white kid
Speaker 1: that wrestled heavyweight and he got destroyed all the time,
Speaker 1: and then his mom came to every match, and then
Speaker 1: one day we're at the Nork Academy tournament in Nork,
Speaker 1: New Jersey, and he's got to wrestle the number one
Speaker 1: seed because he's like, oh and whatever. And the other
Speaker 1: kid was a Catulo brother who they all got scholarships
Speaker 1: to wrestle at Penn State and from the Bleachers year.
Speaker 2: Run for the Hells Orland, Run for the Health, Run
Speaker 2: for the Hills, Jackie break down this game. All right,
Speaker 2: let's get into this game. Leading up to it.
Speaker 4: Seattle comes into this thing twenty and eighteen, the Yankees
Speaker 4: twenty two and fourteen, coming off a series where they
Speaker 4: lost two out of three Chicago. We got to talk
Speaker 4: about Doc coming into this one. Entered this thing with
Speaker 4: a five point seventy r a one in three record,
Speaker 4: struggling a little out the gate here in New York.
Speaker 4: But you gotta realize he hadn't really pitched in like
Speaker 4: two years leading up to this. You got the strike
Speaker 4: shortened season in the ninety four, suspended in ninety five.
Speaker 4: Now with the Yankees first year.
Speaker 1: Really I forgot he was he was suspended for cocaine
Speaker 1: in ninety five.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for the failed drug tests.
Speaker 1: These guys love the way that shit smells.
Speaker 2: Yeah, those guys now. Gerald Williams Wow in for Bernie
Speaker 2: this game? Where were you sitting? First base line?
Speaker 1: First seats under the awning, so probably about twenty rows
Speaker 1: up first baseline?
Speaker 2: Who you with?
Speaker 1: My friend Milton Lage he used to direct out you right,
Speaker 1: He used to direct Club MTV Wow, And he directed
Speaker 1: me on MTV's Lip Service, the game lip Sync, game
Speaker 1: game show. You know the difference between Gerald Williams and
Speaker 1: Bernie Williams. Gerald Williams retired with a lot of potential.
Speaker 1: Bernie Williams never had it.
Speaker 2: Wise well said a.
Speaker 1: Lot of potential in that Gerald Williams'. So that's a
Speaker 1: terrible word for an athlete.
Speaker 2: YEP. Comic too. A lot of things, probably probably like everything,
Speaker 2: who would do you have a superstitu when you're at
Speaker 2: a game or when you're watching a game? No, hitter,
Speaker 2: No you have a jersey? Wear? Do you wear a jersey?
Speaker 2: What are you wearing? The game? Hat are you wearing?
Speaker 2: I mean it was the nineties.
Speaker 1: Probably some parachute pants and like a who farted? T shirt,
Speaker 1: which I have Opie and Anthony T shirt.
Speaker 2: I've never worn a New York Yankees hat, but I
Speaker 2: will argue that it is one of the most visually
Speaker 2: pleasing looking at Yes, and I hate the Dodgers, but
Speaker 2: I think that they have also a really cool hat.
Speaker 2: Was this in May? This was in May? May fourteenth? Yes,
Speaker 2: right though? Yeah, And we get.
Speaker 4: Them fireworks early in this one with Doc walking Darren
Speaker 4: Bragg to start the game. Then you got the long
Speaker 4: line out. A Rod lines out to center. Geraldins one
Speaker 4: of the best catches you'll ever see, throws his glove
Speaker 4: up over his head, snags that thing, throws it back
Speaker 4: into the infield for a double play, and we're out
Speaker 4: of the first That was a crazy play, insane sequence.
Speaker 2: It was like a Willie May's catch at a high point.
Speaker 2: And then you get that double play out of it.
Speaker 2: Insane and then we're rolling from there.
Speaker 4: You get to the sixth, the Yankees get two on
Speaker 4: or knocking two runs up to nothing. That would be
Speaker 4: that would be it for the scoring department in this game.
Speaker 4: How you have six walks, Yes, six walks. It was
Speaker 4: very imperfect.
Speaker 2: This was not a guy. You had a couple he
Speaker 2: had a guy on after that big hit in that
Speaker 2: first but he walked. It was scary. I mean, then
Speaker 2: you say Doc walks fun, That's what I mean.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Martinez had some had some deep shots to center
Speaker 4: that Williams was snacking in him.
Speaker 1: This is the most unlikely lineup to No. No, it's insane.
Speaker 1: I'm so happy just looking at his name.
Speaker 2: Wild one hundred and thirty four pitch pull on Io
Speaker 2: batting third was never a good idea, like what do
Speaker 2: we doing? And where's Jeter? Ninth?
Speaker 1: One thing about Joe Torri he didn't get locked in.
Speaker 1: He learned like Jeter, went to lead off pretty quickly.
Speaker 1: Wade Bogs.
Speaker 2: This is the kookiest fucking lineup. Wade Bogs batting leadoff.
Speaker 2: This is wild. The whole thing is just wild. What's
Speaker 2: a moment that sticks out to you with this game? Jay?
Speaker 1: I remember I remember a Rod coming up to hit late.
Speaker 1: I believe it was the ninth inning, the last nine,
Speaker 1: the last batters he faced was that part of the order,
Speaker 1: And I remember a Rod coming up to bat and
Speaker 1: it was very stressful. But then you go, well, wait
Speaker 1: a minute, if he gets a Rod out, he's got junior.
Speaker 2: And then if he gets Junior out, he's got Edgar.
Speaker 1: And then if he gets Edgar out, he's got fucking
Speaker 1: Jay Buner and Pulsa right like it was.
Speaker 2: It was like the craziest level of a video game ever.
Speaker 2: That is insane. Murderers row. It was crazy. I don't
Speaker 2: fucking rich Armor all get out of the box score
Speaker 2: you pinch Runner. You remember the final out.
Speaker 4: I don't pop up to your boys hit it one
Speaker 4: hundred feet in the air.
Speaker 2: Jeter had to pop out to shortstop. Incredible. How about
Speaker 2: there's a guy on third when he's celebrating, It's incredible.
Speaker 2: I mean there was always runners on. It was so weird.
Speaker 4: The last inning was like I like Cardiac Arrest City
Speaker 4: over here is like walks a ride. Then you get
Speaker 4: the ground out to first from Griffy where uh where
Speaker 4: Paul Yill was literally or Tina Martiez literally dives to
Speaker 4: first to touch to get him out.
Speaker 1: Remember Griffy had like a horrible It was like a
Speaker 1: very weird Griffy game, like it was just gobbage.
Speaker 2: It was very weird.
Speaker 4: And then you get then you get a wild pitch,
Speaker 4: so you got or another walking wild pitch, so you
Speaker 4: got runners on second and third one out.
Speaker 2: It's like and he threw like one hundred and forty pitches. Insane,
Speaker 2: that is, and they years old.
Speaker 1: It's like he does cocaine. He'll be all right, Hey,
Speaker 1: you want to cook that coke? You're going back out
Speaker 1: you want to warm Let me warm it up for you. Hey, Doc,
Speaker 1: I'm from Boston. Out Let me warm it up for you.
Speaker 3: Doc.
Speaker 1: You gotta go back out there, free basic Jim. I
Speaker 1: remember Jim Abbott's no hitter was on fourth of July.
Speaker 1: It was a first one since then nineteen ninety three.
Speaker 1: The fourth of July, a Rod won the Al Batting Crown,
Speaker 1: first shortstop to win in fifty six years New York
Speaker 1: Quick YANKI.
Speaker 4: Bow on that game to nothing, no hitter, seven hits
Speaker 4: for the Yankees, five strikeouts, six walks for Doc, the
Speaker 4: only no hitter of his career. He'd had a one
Speaker 4: hitter before this the Cubs back in the eighties. But
Speaker 4: I mean, just an all time legacy game.
Speaker 2: It's amazing. He never had no hitters with the Mets.
Speaker 2: He was people. Don't people sleep on Doc. He was
Speaker 2: a monster. We're watching the highlight to him. It was amazing.
Speaker 2: And when he was a mat he was, but then
Speaker 2: he had I think he.
Speaker 1: Was getting him and Strawberry kept writing each other out.
Speaker 6: Coke Strawberry. Strawberry was on this Yankees team too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crab. There's some guys that make the bat
Speaker 1: look like a whiffleball bat. Strawberry was one. It just
Speaker 1: looked like a toothpick in his hands. Gary Sheffield made it.
Speaker 2: Just looked like they were making sawdust.
Speaker 6: Just Sheffield may have the second best swing after Griffy,
Speaker 6: but he's a.
Speaker 2: Right, He's Righty.
Speaker 1: It's but it's so much effort. Any guy, you say,
Speaker 1: you see all the work involved. When Griffy is just
Speaker 1: literally like casting, like under the bushes, he's casting for
Speaker 1: like trying to get some bass on.
Speaker 2: His he does just looks smooth, smooth. Now, what's the
Speaker 2: legacy of this game?
Speaker 1: Jay, it's just the I think it's you never know
Speaker 1: when greatness is gonna happen.
Speaker 2: You know, I was watching Reverend T. D. Jakes.
Speaker 1: This gonna sound like I'm making a joke, but I'm not.
Speaker 1: And Godless he the.
Speaker 2: First Tdjake's reference.
Speaker 1: Tdjke's you know when David slayed Goliath in the Bible,
Speaker 1: he wasn't in a battle with the giants. He made
Speaker 1: lunch to bring it to the other guys and he
Speaker 1: got caught up in it spur of the moment, and
Speaker 1: then he just was like, oh shit, I don't have
Speaker 1: I'm not prepared for battle. And he got a slingshot
Speaker 1: in a rock and he killed Goliath. Uh So it's
Speaker 1: kind of like this is your David where he just
Speaker 1: showed up and he just it's it's very it's very
Speaker 1: patriot way, like do your fucking job, show up, prepare,
Speaker 1: do this, walk out there, do this, hit the cutoff man,
Speaker 1: and then you just never know when magic's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: And this was absolute magic. It was just a weak night. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's fucking cold out first three innings, you're like, bro,
Speaker 1: it's freezing. Yeah, and then all of a sudden e
Speaker 1: and you're watching how many Hall of Famers total there were?
Speaker 2: I believe it was six? Let me do we'll check here.
Speaker 4: You got wade boxed Jim Rains there to your Marion,
Speaker 4: Joe Tory four uh sevenez ye total?
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Now, I mean this is a perfect, little,
Speaker 2: perfect little day. Old Milton calls.
Speaker 1: You over, Milky Milton's a good guy.
Speaker 2: Hey, Jay, let's go make lunch for the Giants. And
Speaker 2: then all of a sudden, you guys just take out
Speaker 2: the rock and fucking knock the Giants out. You go
Speaker 2: to the best baseball game, fucking New York Yankees of
Speaker 2: adisince nineteen ninety three. I mean, Jesus Christ. Yeah, sometimes
Speaker 2: just the Keita life is showing up rights you to
Speaker 2: go to the game. Go, let's grade the game. Let's
Speaker 2: see where it stands.
Speaker 1: You can't spell spiritual without ritual, gentlemen, I'm not working
Speaker 1: over there.
Speaker 2: Facts facts, It's kind of true.
Speaker 1: Through your laundry, fold the laundry, just through the things
Speaker 1: every day. That's what you want to get spiritual through
Speaker 1: your to your thanks.
Speaker 2: I need to be ritual.
Speaker 4: We got to talk nine two thousand and six World
Speaker 4: Series in eight year, like started the Yankees running.
Speaker 2: This is the start. This is probably time to be
Speaker 2: a Yankee fan. You know why Joe Torrey left.
Speaker 1: Why his contract was up and they put a bonus
Speaker 1: clause in that if he would get more money if
Speaker 1: he won the World Series, And he was so insulted
Speaker 1: that like you think I'm gonna manage differently, Like he
Speaker 1: wanted us like, I'm making the numbers up, but I'll
Speaker 1: go low, so you know I'm making it up. He
Speaker 1: wanted one he wanted two million. They offered him one million,
Speaker 1: and they're like, how about one million, and we'll give
Speaker 1: you two million if you win the World Series? And
Speaker 1: he was like, you think I'm gonna manage differently if
Speaker 1: there's an incentive to win the World Series.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they just couldn't come to terms with that. I
Speaker 2: wish I was as stern as Joe Tory in my contract.
Speaker 1: He did my sitcom Gary Unmarried, and then as you know,
Speaker 1: as himself, and then Jimmy Burrows, the director comes.
Speaker 2: He did every episode of everything. He goes, what do
Speaker 2: you do?
Speaker 1: He's got his arm around me, and he goes, what
Speaker 1: do you do if you got a real pain in
Speaker 1: the ass on your team? And Joe Tory goes, well,
Speaker 1: how bad do you need him? He goes, Oh, I
Speaker 1: need him. He goes, well, there you go. He goes,
Speaker 1: I had David Wells. I couldn't stand that fucking guy,
Speaker 1: but I needed him every third game in the World Series.
Speaker 1: I put Boomer out there and he'd handle his business.
Speaker 1: So I put up with it.
Speaker 2: I'm like yeah, speaking of no hitters, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Joe Torrey told me if David Wells and David Cohnes, no,
Speaker 1: how about three no hitters under Joe Tory. If David
Speaker 1: Wells and David Cohnes were on opposite days, neither both
Speaker 1: would have gotten litten up because Cone needed it hot
Speaker 1: for his ball to move, and Boomer was fat and
Speaker 1: a drunk.
Speaker 2: He couldn't have pitched in the heat.
Speaker 1: So like, if you flip flop their starts, they probably
Speaker 1: don't make it out of the fourth inning.
Speaker 2: Crazy. You want to hear the best Joe Tory thing
Speaker 2: he ever told me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he went to take David Cone off the mound
Speaker 1: in the World Series and he always wonder what they
Speaker 1: say out there, And when he gets out there, David
Speaker 1: Cohn goes, I feel good?
Speaker 2: He goes, then, what the fuck am I doing?
Speaker 1: Out Here's the greatest sports thing I've ever heard in
Speaker 1: my life?
Speaker 2: If what the fuck am I doing? I do you
Speaker 2: feel so good? Oh?
Speaker 1: Uh? The big thing was at the end of the game,
Speaker 1: we were guessing what the New York Post would say,
Speaker 1: because you could always count on the New York Post
Speaker 1: have like a cheeky pun and I'm like it's gonna
Speaker 1: say doctor. We all put like twenty bucks in a hat.
Speaker 1: There's two of Milton's friends were there too, and I
Speaker 1: guess doctor know, and I nailed it, and so I
Speaker 1: also won eighty bucks.
Speaker 2: Doctor doctor No.
Speaker 4: They don't miss, do they? The doctor No, Gay, the
Speaker 4: post doesn't miss. We'll be right back after this quick break.
Speaker 2: Let's name the game. These are a group of names
Speaker 2: that we came up with. Jay A doctor's a doctor
Speaker 2: today keeps the hits away. A doctor today keeps the
Speaker 2: hits away. It's like a doctor doctor day, keeps reach
Speaker 2: the doc goodn't no hitter. It's doctor doctor No, doctor no,
Speaker 2: it's doctor doctor No.
Speaker 1: But you know what, I appreciate the hustle boys, I
Speaker 1: really do. I love the I wish I could have
Speaker 1: a staff to work like this.
Speaker 2: Let's score the game. Is this the greatest game of
Speaker 2: all time? Let's you know what goes against it?
Speaker 1: Steaks zero zero stak, it's fucking may zero to ten deals.
Speaker 2: Okay, Jake gives it a zero.
Speaker 4: Wow, that might be our first zero in a long time.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's a professional game.
Speaker 2: I gotta give it. I'll give it one. I'll give
Speaker 2: it a one. Point eight five point nine. I'm going high.
Speaker 2: I did a two point one. All right, star power.
Speaker 2: There's fucking stars galore in this ten ten to fuck,
Speaker 2: a lot of Hall of famers, a lot of Hall
Speaker 2: of famers.
Speaker 1: Your Patriot teams, which which you know I had front
Speaker 1: row seats too, didn't have you had Tom Brady.
Speaker 2: You're a g but bro, this is like, this is crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: geta gita. I'm gonna go eight point nine. Actually you're
Speaker 2: going nine. I gotta go nine. All right's fucking everyone
Speaker 2: everyone on this team, both teams.
Speaker 1: It's nine points keeping you from ten to nine point
Speaker 1: one because there's no.
Speaker 2: Perposon perfect maybe an All Star game gameplay of this game,
Speaker 2: you're out of ten. Gerald Williams. I was a smoke
Speaker 2: play at the very beginning a gameplay.
Speaker 1: I mean it's mid you know you got the one
Speaker 1: great catch, but you got six walks, you get six.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with like a seven to one, all right,
Speaker 2: put me up for seven to two seven one seven, No, no,
Speaker 2: keep me a six. I had a six point eight
Speaker 2: six point one. Doctor. No, we gotta score the name
Speaker 2: of the game. That's really the name. Can't beat the name,
Speaker 2: So score oh, ten ten, that's a great name. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna go. He was also forty. Yeah, I'm gonna go
Speaker 2: with the ninety nine nine nine, No nine, just not
Speaker 2: even nine. I had a seven to three. I had
Speaker 2: a five point one. It's a good name. Six point
Speaker 2: one one.
Speaker 6: It's our new ninety second game. It's just between twenty
Speaker 6: fourteen NLDS Game two Giants versus Nationals, and just ahead
Speaker 6: of two thousand and eight Week three preseason game Texans
Speaker 6: versus Cowboys.
Speaker 4: I mean, thanks for showing up, Ja, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: Jay, if you think I mean, it probably got the
Speaker 2: same amount of ratings as that preseason game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well I know you got all the New
Speaker 1: York our first no hitter and show history.
Speaker 2: That's our first.
Speaker 1: No, no, I can't believe it's behind Dolf Ziggler Kilber
Speaker 1: sixty point game.
Speaker 2: No, chill Gill. You know what.
Speaker 1: I've been a list fully in my whole life. I
Speaker 1: just have to accept this is great. I have such
Speaker 1: at the top is the top Falcon's pats.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Patriots, Patriots, Patriots.
Speaker 1: There's no bias here. Look at the Stanley Cups and
Speaker 1: the Miracle on isis fifth. Yeah, it's fucking high. It's
Speaker 1: fucked it's a great But that's a great, that's great game.
Speaker 2: Yeah, should be higher. Who are you talking about? It's
Speaker 2: top five.
Speaker 6: We're about to hit our hundredth game, and we're going
Speaker 6: to reevaluate this list too, because there's some there's some
Speaker 6: big discrapm.
Speaker 2: Wheelchair game where he pooped his pants. He said he
Speaker 2: didn't technically didn't. He said, this is I had such
Speaker 2: a good time I was looking forward to this. This
Speaker 2: is awesome today. Man, let go, let's go.
Speaker 1: We did that with uh Jackson, Joe Jackson, how great
Speaker 1: wash Randy Moss.
Speaker 2: The roll of Randy was awesome. He thought you were
Speaker 2: a coach. No, he thought rich Ornberger was a coach. Okay,
Speaker 2: I didn't know who that is. So he was alive
Speaker 2: that Randy Muger drafted in the same time, got any
Speaker 2: Randy Moss gems for me. He's such a country bumpkin. Yeah.
Speaker 2: He It was funny. Every Saturday, it's Saturday, you get
Speaker 2: to uh it's travel day. So meetings started like you
Speaker 2: get to sleep in. Meeting started like eight thirty nine,
Speaker 2: and uh, we'd always come in and we'd have a
Speaker 2: team meeting for like thirty five minutes Bill Gover's last keys,
Speaker 2: and we'd break them to offense defense, have like a
Speaker 2: thirty minute offense defense, and then we'd have like twenty
Speaker 2: minutes individuals. So we're all broken up in receiver running back.
Speaker 2: This that Every Saturday, Randy would come in and he'd
Speaker 2: be sitting down. He has dude ragging, his headphones on
Speaker 2: and a hoodover, and he'd be into the meeting early
Speaker 2: and he'd sit there and he'd be explaining to one
Speaker 2: of the younger receivers, whoever it was. It could be me,
Speaker 2: it could be New, it could be Nuke, it could
Speaker 2: be one of the guys. He'd be sitting talking about
Speaker 2: the sixty minutes from the night before or not the
Speaker 2: sixty minutes of day line d first date line, dateline.
Speaker 2: He'd sit there, he'd be like, this motherfucker, now he
Speaker 2: could cut his dick off, and this bitch I said no.
Speaker 2: He'd be just explaining the story like that, and then
Speaker 2: our coach will walk in. He'd go on for a
Speaker 2: good it'd be like a twenty minute meet. He didn't
Speaker 2: go on for like twelve minutes. The coach it was
Speaker 2: his first year there, so Randy had more pool, so
Speaker 2: so he would like try to, hey, Randy, you think
Speaker 2: we could get into their dbs. Wait out, chatty, I
Speaker 2: got it. That's one more thing. So like every Saturday
Speaker 2: we heard what dateline was from that Friday, and it
Speaker 2: was just so it was. It was just a cool dude.
Speaker 2: Like he would bust my balls because I was a rookie.
Speaker 2: I played with him two years or one and a
Speaker 2: half years, and you know, he he wouldn't show me
Speaker 2: love in front of the boys, but when the boys
Speaker 2: weren't around. You know, I used to have to go
Speaker 2: get the food for a travel day, and like I
Speaker 2: was a seventh throwned guy, so I didn't make any money.
Speaker 2: He'd know, He's give me all the money and stuff
Speaker 2: because usually the rookie has to pay for it. He'd
Speaker 2: always look out. He'd look out when people weren't looking.
Speaker 2: But he you know, he kind of big bro it.
Speaker 2: He's in my goat discussion. Oh, he's definitely a top
Speaker 2: I'm with you there three two two top two him
Speaker 2: and Jerry. Who else is up there before you? Jay,
Speaker 2: Wayne Corvette. We just had Keithon Johnson on the show.
Speaker 2: It was fun. The Jets had like three years and
Speaker 2: we had real small, smurfy guy. It was Lavernius Cole
Speaker 2: Santana Moss went for beet So.
Speaker 1: Lavinius was the tallest at six foot, but they all
Speaker 1: blocked their dicks off.
Speaker 2: They were they were nasty. Charlie Weiss, Yeah, get him
Speaker 2: in there. You better get that fucking force. That safety's
Speaker 2: in there, go blow them up. Better get that four force?
Speaker 2: What force hit that gap? Got to hit the gap.
Speaker 2: Come on, block harder, guys. See that's they keep scoring.
Speaker 2: Right there. Is when I learned what a good coach was,
Speaker 2: because when I got to a good when I got
Speaker 2: to a team that had good coaches, I stopped hearing
Speaker 2: that you got a block harder. It was, hey, you
Speaker 2: drop your right foot, you put your right hand in
Speaker 2: his chest plate, you get your like It was explaining
Speaker 2: the technique instead of explaining for effort.
Speaker 1: So when you said Belichick had his final keys, yeah,
Speaker 1: did he give you things that were actually accessible and
Speaker 1: you could access mid game?
Speaker 2: He could give us like he would show like a
Speaker 2: forty play cut up of the team we're playing, of
Speaker 2: our play and maybe trends around the league that were
Speaker 2: going on at that time. Look fellas some guy you know,
Speaker 2: took his helmet off the week before, got a fifteen
Speaker 2: yard penalty. Look like we don't need this fucking shit.
Speaker 2: He would put the five penalties where guys got their
Speaker 2: helmet taken off and got a fifteen yard flag, Like
Speaker 2: if you got a problem, just get off the fucking field.
Speaker 2: Like that's how he would do. So, like you knew
Speaker 2: in a fighting citch, we can't touch a raft. You
Speaker 2: can't pull them off a pile. You can't pull your
Speaker 2: guy off the pile that's fifteen yards. Like it was
Speaker 2: a reminder cut up or like offense, Look, we're gonna
Speaker 2: we need to be inside out and he's showing a
Speaker 2: play of a Dominican sue or something where he's blowing
Speaker 2: up and they're not chipping them. We need to fucking
Speaker 2: you know, like little reminders. He would do stuff like that. Now, receivers, look,
Speaker 2: if we have a crew that's gonna hold, these guys
Speaker 2: are gonna hold you. Okay, they hold, So don't bitch
Speaker 2: at the receiver or this do business is business is
Speaker 2: being done, okay. So if you see how the refs
Speaker 2: calling it early, we go on, we go, and we go,
Speaker 2: you know, like he would give us those kind of reminders,
Speaker 2: little things with the protections or a coverage, little things
Speaker 2: that he looked at overall on the whole team, and
Speaker 2: then each offense and defensive coordinator would have their own
Speaker 2: keys when we break up and we do that same
Speaker 2: kind of thing.
Speaker 1: What's something like we're unfolded and like the Malcolm Butler
Speaker 1: interception I understand, like went over.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: He would say shit like, look something you experienced on
Speaker 1: game speed.
Speaker 2: You went, oh shit, I know exactly what to do here. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I remember, I remember one time like he said, look, fellas,
Speaker 2: there's gonna be an opportunity for us to run when
Speaker 2: back this game they do not have good coverage, and
Speaker 2: like he says, I'm just telling you, if we get this,
Speaker 2: we will win the game. And we we housed to
Speaker 2: kick because they were vulnerable. We were like I housed
Speaker 2: upon or something like. It was like one of those
Speaker 2: things like there's he would always predict shit like, look,
Speaker 2: there's gonna be a time in the game where we're
Speaker 2: gonna need to stop and then we're gonna do this,
Speaker 2: which in if you think back on it, you're like, well,
Speaker 2: I mean that's kind of like just common sense. But
Speaker 2: like to break down complexity, things that we've been studying
Speaker 2: all week to like, all right, these are the four
Speaker 2: things we really need to work on, Like think about okay,
Speaker 2: red area, tighten down, third down, no easy play here,
Speaker 2: take care of the football. We do those things. You
Speaker 2: guys already put the hay in the bank. We already
Speaker 2: were already prepared. Everything will also take care of yourself.
Speaker 2: Greatest coach of all time? Yeahright, Who can argue that, Jay,
Speaker 2: we missed anything on this game? I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I can't tell you what a great time I had
Speaker 1: that was talking about memory Lane that I got fired
Speaker 1: up watching that ship.
Speaker 2: This was a This was a fun game, and I
Speaker 2: feel like baseball is coming back. And when you I
Speaker 2: thought you were going to come on and do a
Speaker 2: Jets game. I was getting excited, like, why the fuck's
Speaker 2: he doing a Yankees game? But then when you told
Speaker 2: us the game, we started started doing the real I
Speaker 2: was gonna do a Jets game.
Speaker 1: I would have done Curtis Martin taking the latter and
Speaker 1: then throwing the touchdown to Wayne Corbett on Monday night
Speaker 1: in Miami and the rain, yes, and then Wayne just
Speaker 1: handing the ball to.
Speaker 2: The ref act like you've been scrappy. Wayne would have
Speaker 2: been a great Patriot.
Speaker 1: He would have been well, I mean that was like
Speaker 1: also a friend I keep mentioning because my Payah.
Speaker 2: Well you know that that was. He played kind of
Speaker 2: Patriot football with parcels and all that shit.
Speaker 1: He said, parcels if you were a rookie. He was
Speaker 1: the most motivating coach in the world.
Speaker 2: On year four. You want to fucking strangle him.
Speaker 1: So when he got his new contract, every time he
Speaker 1: walked in a room, he'd stop and go, hey, it's
Speaker 1: the great Wayne crab bet everybody you know he just
Speaker 1: got paid.
Speaker 2: Every practice here comes the great Wayne group and he's like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck's wrong with this guy? In year six?
Speaker 2: Why is he fucking with me? It's the more popular
Speaker 2: you got and the more money you made. Sometimes in
Speaker 2: that coaching regime, they wanted to bring you. Did Bill
Speaker 2: ever play like mind games with you? Not We've already
Speaker 2: been here for two hours? Oh okay, that's all he did.
Speaker 2: I mean, those guys are those guys are like mastermind guys.
Speaker 2: They know how to get the best out of their guys.
Speaker 1: You one of the best my wrestlers ever wrestled was
Speaker 1: We're at a tournament somewhere and I don't know, LA
Speaker 1: is so good. But I had a really young squad
Speaker 1: and I was at palis Ades High and when we
Speaker 1: were young, but we were gonna put like two guys
Speaker 1: into States. And I go, man, fucking I'm just sitting
Speaker 1: like you gotta wait in the bleachers all day, like
Speaker 1: match here, match there, to eight in the morning, two
Speaker 1: in the afternoon. I go, guys, come here, if we
Speaker 1: roll up these mats and we just fucking throw hands,
Speaker 1: which school do you think is winning? And they're like,
Speaker 1: I think we would. I go, I'll fuck him up.
Speaker 1: I pointed a coach. I go, I'll fuck him up.
Speaker 1: Can you fuck him up? And they just got him
Speaker 1: thinking street fight and they went out there and they
Speaker 1: were just like, just mauled guys. I go, yeah, fuck
Speaker 1: these guys.
Speaker 2: And that's the best thing a coach can do is
Speaker 2: get his players up. Now, they all do it differently,
Speaker 2: but the best ones can get guys up. I love coaching.
Speaker 1: I remember once we went to this tour. I was
Speaker 1: coaching Beverly Hills High. Ryan Faintitch was the head coach.
Speaker 1: We went to this tournament, UH, and it's called Freak
Speaker 1: show in Las Vegas, big deal.
Speaker 2: We take buses out.
Speaker 1: There and we all they all take a shit. They're
Speaker 1: just deer in the lights.
Speaker 2: It's huge. It's like karate Kid final scene.
Speaker 1: Big and we all fucking take a dump, stalling getting
Speaker 1: called for stalling. So Monday we're back in town. Monday,
Speaker 1: we show up to the wrestling room and coach is
Speaker 1: standing there. The door to the wrestling room is locked,
Speaker 1: and he goes, what are you guys doing? Like you
Speaker 1: got unlock the door. He goes, why so we can practice.
Speaker 1: He goes, well, you guys showed you don't like to wrestle,
Speaker 1: so we're gonna spend a week on the track.
Speaker 2: And we go down on the track.
Speaker 1: But he brings all the freeways down in the track
Speaker 1: and he had these guys running holding free weights.
Speaker 2: He goes, you're gonna fucking beg me to wrestle.
Speaker 3: Yea.
Speaker 2: He had them doing, you know, lawnmowers.
Speaker 1: When he grabbed the guy's feet and the nurse came
Speaker 1: out and said, you can't this is abuse because their
Speaker 1: hands were bleeding on the artificial turf.
Speaker 2: He goes, you can't have them do this on school property.
Speaker 1: He goes, fine, Pico Boulevard, the entire wrestling team doing
Speaker 1: wheelbarrows up and down Pico Boulevard in Beverly Hills. He goes,
Speaker 1: and then by Wednesday they were like I watching it.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is really like bad. And he goes,
Speaker 1: and then finally one of the captains goes, we're really
Speaker 1: gonna wrestle. There's these two twins, Chris and Art. I
Speaker 1: forget the wast but there was twins and they came
Speaker 1: up to him and they're like, we're really going to wrestle.
Speaker 1: We'll make sure everybody wrestles. And they unlocked the wrestling
Speaker 1: room and it's like the rest of the year, we
Speaker 1: just fucking housed everybody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's got the fear of the track incredible. He
Speaker 2: used to have the old coach Joe front run what's
Speaker 2: that one? He just he'd run us. The first two
Speaker 2: weeks of Pop Warner, they would try to get kids
Speaker 2: to quit because you wanted a certain roster size for playing,
Speaker 2: because if you had like thirty two guys, each guy
Speaker 2: had to play like six plays. But if you had
Speaker 2: like thirty six guys, each guy had to play like
Speaker 2: five plays, so you play a less So there was
Speaker 2: like a sweet Mark. So they check get all these
Speaker 2: kids to sign up and bop Warner and then run us.
Speaker 2: Today in Redwood City, they run us till we puked spleechers,
Speaker 2: and you try to get kids to quit because you
Speaker 2: didn't want a roster size too big, because every kid
Speaker 2: had to play Who's the guy on the Patriots that
Speaker 2: never got tired running? Um never got tired for like
Speaker 2: fives for like a long time, it was me, Slate Hogan.
Speaker 2: We were the rabbits, like in conditioning they call it
Speaker 2: the rabbit Ebner Ebner Ebbs. He could run because he
Speaker 2: would go do the rugby shit. I had a good time, buddy,
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for coming on everyone. Oh we're
Speaker 2: still going. I didn't even we're still going. I thought
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Speaker 2: Let's freaking go, Thanks, bro Man, that was awesome. Jase
Speaker 2: a Beast love him.
Speaker 6: You know, he had a moment that we designed this
Speaker 6: show for when you just see a roster you haven't
Speaker 6: looked at in twenty years. I thought about in twenty
Speaker 6: years and just all the names just bring all these memories.
Speaker 6: He was having that, and I was very happy that
Speaker 6: he was having that experience here on games with names.
Speaker 2: That's what you gotta do.
Speaker 4: Man, if you you know you were a real ball
Speaker 4: nor if you just pull up the Wikipedia, you see
Speaker 4: the roster and it like takes you back. It's like
Speaker 4: when you hear a song or a you have a smell,
Speaker 4: takes your back seeing a roster.
Speaker 2: He knows sport, he does. He knows ball, he knows
Speaker 2: his lineups and stuff like you could tell he loved
Speaker 2: it and he had deep cut stories.
Speaker 4: About like, yeah, that was a funny. The twentieth guy
Speaker 4: on the roster. That was awesome. Man, don't dictate the
Speaker 4: terms of your journey. Jay was poetic out there today.
Speaker 2: He's got a couple T shirts. He has a T
Speaker 2: shirt and some bumper stickers. He was good. He was
Speaker 2: spitting in the Nutthouse. Well you know what time it is.
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Speaker 2: A little little uh? Starting five year may take is
Speaker 2: into this thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is another edition of Starting five where Jules
Speaker 4: Kyler and myself build our perfect starting five for any situation.
Speaker 2: It could be yard.
Speaker 4: Games, it could be movies, it could be you name it.
Speaker 4: We can build a starting five for any situation. And
Speaker 4: today it is movies, and we're talking sports movies in
Speaker 4: honor of Bob Sugar in one of the best sports movies, Sugarman,
Speaker 4: Bob Sugar, No man on this thing.
Speaker 2: I'm not searching for anybody here. This is looking Sugar. Yeah.
Speaker 2: This is ain't no searching for Sugarman.
Speaker 1: This is.
Speaker 2: Bob search Sugar.
Speaker 4: One of the best portrayals of an agent all time,
Speaker 4: right up there with Stevie Grant. I know everyone's gonna say,
Speaker 4: Ari Gold you you casuals, But.
Speaker 2: The real heads, no, who's Stevie Grant? Dude, Bob Odenkirk
Speaker 2: and Larry Sanders come on Oh, very good, very good.
Speaker 2: I didn't watch that. Today.
Speaker 4: We are building a starting five for the Ultimate Sports Movies.
Speaker 4: Kyler will draft his five Jeweles will draft his, and
Speaker 4: I will draft mine. This is a snake draft, Kyler,
Speaker 4: you need to keep us on the tracks. Snake drafts
Speaker 4: confuse me me too. I'm easily got a lot.
Speaker 6: Of heat in the comments for how little you guys
Speaker 6: understood snake drafts.
Speaker 4: Well, every time I'm doing a snake draft, I know
Speaker 4: I have the scroller to help me when I'm doing
Speaker 4: it on my my fantasy website.
Speaker 2: Here, I don't have the scroller.
Speaker 6: So if you pick first in one round, the next
Speaker 6: round you pick last and just goes back and natty bullshit.
Speaker 4: I know, though, That's why you gotta keep us on
Speaker 4: the tracks, Baby, keep us on the tracks. Who are
Speaker 4: doing starting five sports movies?
Speaker 2: We're not going You're on the things the worst one.
Speaker 2: Every time.
Speaker 6: Middle is great. Everyone loves middle. Okay, and then no,
Speaker 6: no cheats, no.
Speaker 2: No poolt computers. We're not looking at the straight from
Speaker 2: straight off the dome.
Speaker 4: You will not see these fingers googling a thing ready
Speaker 4: with the number one pick in the draft.
Speaker 2: I am choosing Bad News Bears Bears, the Old One.
Speaker 4: The Old One, Walter Matthow, Kelly Leak, Yes, number one,
Speaker 4: number one, great movie, All Timer, red striped beer.
Speaker 2: Oh, I got a couple. I'm gonna this is one
Speaker 2: of my favorite Remember the Titans, the Titans, some things,
Speaker 2: shun shine, shed a tear, shed some tears. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go with Miracle Solid again. So Kyler goes again. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna go with Happy Gilmore. Wow. Good one, you guys. Okay,
Speaker 2: your first pick was a Disney movie. Bro Bad News
Speaker 2: Bears is terrible. I'm going difference.
Speaker 4: Number ten lot, Yes, great pick, suckers. You ready for
Speaker 4: this bad Boy Space Jam, Space Jam g first one
Speaker 4: if you want to you okay.
Speaker 2: So Jack goes again.
Speaker 4: Oh, I love the Snake Draft. I am going to
Speaker 4: go with Let's put Jerry McGuire in there.
Speaker 7: Let's put Jerry as good. Okay, let's put Jerry McGuire
Speaker 7: in there. Jules water Boy good one time, All Timer.
Speaker 7: You can do it.
Speaker 2: Oh, No, we suck again. We were just talking about
Speaker 2: Henry Winkler. Yes, that drawing up plays in his little
Speaker 2: note pet. No, I'm gonna go with Moneyball Solid Solid.
Speaker 6: All time film, and I'm gonna follow that up with
Speaker 6: slapshot shout out Paul Newman.
Speaker 2: I like it. Oh for me program Oh underrated, underrated,
Speaker 2: underrated Number four.
Speaker 4: I'm going with the Fighter, Baby, The Fighter, Mickey Ward,
Speaker 4: Dicky Ecklyn.
Speaker 2: David O Russell, don't do it. The Fighter was good
Speaker 2: by is great? Mark Wahlberg, Marky Mark, Oh again? Yes,
Speaker 2: I love the Snake.
Speaker 4: Draft you gotta leake he goes back and for you
Speaker 4: gotta love the snake. How about this one? Let's hit
Speaker 4: the course baby, Let's go Team Cup.
Speaker 2: Yes, I mean Costner. He could be on Gotta Go
Speaker 2: Days of Thunder. Oh yeah, Nascar Cruise. So I cannot
Speaker 2: I can'tnot watch that movie. Hey he hit me, No Carle,
Speaker 2: he rubbed you, and rubbing is racing. John c Riley,
Speaker 2: two NASCAR movies, two Nascar movies.
Speaker 6: Interesting here, He's not gonna go Talladagon That could be interesting,
Speaker 6: could be?
Speaker 2: Could be? What else to be? God here? Hoosiers Classic?
Speaker 2: You got a lot?
Speaker 6: You're not gonna gois all right? Longest Yard good? I'm
Speaker 6: not gonna go Which one you would you? Original remakes?
Speaker 2: Standler really not around? I think so, just because of
Speaker 2: an Era. But I'm gonna go with Caddy shack Ah.
Speaker 2: Great pick, great, it's good. I fucking roasted both of
Speaker 2: you guys again.
Speaker 4: Two golf movies in his tops ton Man of the Year,
Speaker 4: six man.
Speaker 6: All right, okay, then I go again. Rudy is in there,
Speaker 6: although I heard Rudy was a prick.
Speaker 2: I do. I do love Vince Vaughan and John fab Bro.
Speaker 2: It's a great movie. Great movie. Yeah, but timer and asshole.
Speaker 4: Hey, the story is good, great story. Vince Vaughan was
Speaker 4: credited as Vincent Voughan in that movie. Fun fact, if
Speaker 4: you read the credits young young Men.
Speaker 2: I hadn't.
Speaker 6: I didn't think past I'm surprised no one said draft
Speaker 6: Day yet, draft Day, draft Day.
Speaker 2: Well, it might be on the might be on the clock.
Speaker 2: The pick is in did I'm just gonna go with
Speaker 2: Hoosiers because I can't think of anyone else. Gotta go
Speaker 2: feel the dreams. Wow, if you build it, they will come,
Speaker 2: They will come. Have you watched that recently? Yeah, it's amazing,
Speaker 2: Like most of it is just like a road trip
Speaker 2: movie with fucking jazerl zones. Yeah. Uh, it's a great movie.
Speaker 2: You know it's not They will come. It's he will come. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's dad.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Everyone, the the the zeitgeist has made it.
Speaker 2: It's like a It's like, Luke, I am your father.
Speaker 2: He doesn't say that, Luke, what does he say? He
Speaker 2: just says, I am your father? Oh?
Speaker 3: Is it me?
Speaker 2: Photo? I think mine is like got a little bit
Speaker 2: of everything like yours. You don't say I got real action.
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 4: I'm not coming out attacking other people's I'm trying to
Speaker 4: build them up here.
Speaker 2: Tension makes for a great interd NFL movies for me.
Speaker 2: How about this? Movies are lacking in general.
Speaker 4: Any given Sunday is good, says I'm going it's.
Speaker 2: A great speech in an okay movie. That's a good movie.
Speaker 4: I'm going with this is I'm surprised knowing said this yet,
Speaker 4: Rookie of the Year. Man, I was just thinking about
Speaker 4: God's Gary Busey's name road.
Speaker 6: That Oh yeah, Daniels, Yeah, the Wet Band, the Stick,
Speaker 6: the webs too.
Speaker 2: We got a lot of good ones here.
Speaker 6: I mean, no, now, we just got to say something.
Speaker 6: People are yelling at their at their TVs right now.
Speaker 6: There's just the ones we've missed.
Speaker 2: Oh of course, I mean, I mean you could go
Speaker 2: countless Rush. I was gonna put rush like I was
Speaker 2: gonna love. I love race Car Movies, Dodgeball, Dodgeball's Major League.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Friday Friday, Bull Durham. See, I like to
Speaker 2: remember the Titans Born Friday, like Sea Biscuit, White Man,
Speaker 2: Friday Night Lights when I was in high school, so
Speaker 2: like like you were kind of like like living it
Speaker 2: low key. Yeah, we were not really not like that.
Speaker 7: The next boys are there, PERI b the football there
Speaker 7: Man Varsity, Blue Fit, jan Great loving basketball.
Speaker 2: Loving basketball is one of my I should have put
Speaker 2: that on there.
Speaker 6: Hoop Dreams, billion dollar Baby, Okay, now we're it, and
Speaker 6: you know cool Runnings.
Speaker 8: Cool rating, Raging Ball, fuck yay, oh Blue Chips, eight
Speaker 8: Man Out, Hurricane Man, karate Kid there including.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, any of the Rockies Wow Bill, Rocky
Speaker 2: one through four and starting ten for each of us. Man.
Speaker 4: The comment section is gonna be going creeping iron go documentary.
Speaker 2: Wow, Doc Wow.
Speaker 4: I didn't think about Doc one hundred percent. Julian Edelman,
Speaker 4: Thank you, Jack.
Speaker 2: Hey, I like that movie. That was fun Thanks that
Speaker 2: was that was funny. Other Bull Durham. We didn't say
Speaker 2: Bull Durham fudge you just for the love of the game,
Speaker 2: love that I watched that.
Speaker 6: We're calling the big Lebowski. We're calling the big Lebowski sports.
Speaker 6: And then there's there's bowling.
Speaker 2: Oh, base Kingpin base basketball, baseball gotta be in there, man,
Speaker 2: king Pins Austin. You guys rip on me one or
Speaker 2: two or three more here squeaking baseball. BASEketball was like
Speaker 2: very formative for me. I feel like free solo. Does
Speaker 2: that come? Yeah, but it's not that fun. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: more like yeah, anxious.
Speaker 4: It's like me counting, Like uncut Gems is a sports movie,
Speaker 4: like I'm.
Speaker 2: Yeah the wrestler. That movie Blue Chips, that was a
Speaker 2: great one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Leon bro Shack, he got God. I love bro
Speaker 4: Real and Jesus Wars.
Speaker 2: That's literally one of I just I love Denzel in
Speaker 2: sports movies. What else is he in? The two like
Speaker 2: two favorites, Ye remember the Titans. Yeah, those are two
Speaker 2: good as sports movies. Honestly, Tanya is good. Shut out
Speaker 2: Paul Walter Hauser. Shout out Paul Walter Haser. All right, cool,
Speaker 2: so let's just say, H'm real quick, Jack, what's your team?
Speaker 4: Let's go, baby, The definitive starting five Here, Bad News, Bears,
Speaker 4: Space Jam, Jerry McGuire, The Fighter, Tin Cup, and Rookie
Speaker 4: of the Year.
Speaker 2: I'm pleased with that. Yours is definitive. Mine is always ongoing.
Speaker 2: But for mine today remember the Titans one Sandlot to
Speaker 2: water Boy. Three for the program five Days of Thunder
Speaker 2: and six Man Off the Bench. Field of Dreams, I
Speaker 2: like that is miracle, but everything you know, I hit
Speaker 2: a little bit of you know, a heartfelt child fun
Speaker 2: sad Lot's a classic comedy, real life experience. Days of
Speaker 2: Thunder program is just like I remember watching that, like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, this is college football. It's fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: And then Field Dreams just want to feel good. I
Speaker 2: want to play catch with my dad in the cornfield, Cornfield, Iowa.
Speaker 6: And then my list is Miracle, Happy Gilmore, Moneyball, Slapshot, Caddyshack,
Speaker 6: and then honorable mention Hoosiers. I love it, man, flow
Speaker 6: us up, blow us up in the common. But we
Speaker 6: didn't even say mighty ducks.
Speaker 2: I was going to say that after you have because
Speaker 2: I saw you had all the hockey. I'm like, do
Speaker 2: I want to throw a hockey mighty blow.
Speaker 4: Up in that little so I'm just pulling up the
Speaker 4: list here right.
Speaker 6: I saw a meme o that was like if I
Speaker 6: think it's like if you watch a movie in reverse,
Speaker 6: it's such a certain thing. And there's a meme that's like,
Speaker 6: if you watch Mighty Ducks and reverse, it's a team
Speaker 6: so bad it makes a guy, uh turn to alcoholism.
Speaker 2: God, oh my gosh.
Speaker 6: Yeah, your punishment for a d ui be around a
Speaker 6: bunch of kids Mighty Ducks.
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Speaker 2: That was a fun game to go down memory laying
Speaker 2: with great baseball. That was baseball baseb I was kind
Speaker 2: of back though. I went to that Dodgers game. That
Speaker 2: was really fun. Show Hay's gonna pitch? I think Show
Speaker 2: hayes by the time we dropped this, he could have
Speaker 2: been pitching too fast, almost too fast, you know, so fast.
Speaker 2: And let me give a little something about this Dodger Stadium.
Speaker 4: Okay, let him know, really cool, like that fifties, sixties vibe,
Speaker 4: really cool stadium, super Dodgers, dog all beef, really pretty good,
Speaker 4: pretty good.
Speaker 2: I got one thing. We can't bottle neck nine lanes
Speaker 2: to two and trying to enter this thing with no supervision.
Speaker 2: We're bottling necking and it's it's first it's it's it's
Speaker 2: like war out there trying to get into this goddamn stadium. Boy,
Speaker 2: that merged was something else, you know what? And I
Speaker 2: and I and I will say it was against the Giants,
Speaker 2: and we are Giants fans growing up. So I brought Lily.
Speaker 2: She's wearing an orange little shirt, wearing her little Giants hat,
Speaker 2: doing the go Giants go respectful fans. They not one chirp.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I didn't eve, not one chirp,
Speaker 2: not a single chirp, really respectful. I'm they didn't chirp. Surprise, No.
Speaker 2: I was ready to throw hands in the parking lot.
Speaker 2: I wasn't shit. But it was a fun experience. Dodger
Speaker 2: Stadium was pretty cool. It was awesome. Man, I had
Speaker 2: a great time show show Hey does bring electricity? It
Speaker 2: really was.
Speaker 4: It's It's one of those like you gotta stop and realize,
Speaker 4: like fifty years from now you'll be telling your drink.
Speaker 2: Kid like I'm so Ronnie playing person. Yeah, we saw
Speaker 2: those kind of guys, saw him twice. That was incredible. Well,
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