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Speaker 1: This is what I know about being a Jets fan.

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Speaker 1: Nothing matters, nothing man will go wrong. You could have

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Speaker 1: every first round pick and they will suck a bag

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Speaker 1: of Aaron Rodgers tearing his achilles before he completes a pass.

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Speaker 2: I went, Yep, it sounds like, exactly is there hope

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Speaker 2: this year? There's never What are you saying? No hope?

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Speaker 2: Why am I Richard Dreyfus? There's no hope? Ever?

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Speaker 1: Do you understand that there's never hope for the New

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Speaker 1: York Jets. I watch teams play football and they convert

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Speaker 1: on like third and six.

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Speaker 2: It's like I'm watching a magic trip. I go, oh wow.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I didn't know you could do that third

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Speaker 2: You know Jets by jetting, Oh my god, they're the worst.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to Games and Names. I'm Julian Edelman. They're Jack

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Speaker 2: and Kyler, and we are on a mission to find

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Speaker 2: the greatest game of all time. And on today's episode,

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Speaker 2: we are covering Doc Goodin's teen ninety six no hitter

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Speaker 2: Mariners Versus Yankees with actor and comedian die hard Yankees

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Speaker 2: fan Jaymore, and we get into talking the legendary Yankees

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Speaker 2: run of the nineties. I'm so happy just reading these names.

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Speaker 2: This was like some of the best times of my wife.

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Speaker 2: I just love this team so much. La versus New

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Speaker 1: Then when I was like twenty and I moved to Manhattan,

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Speaker 1: it was Nicks. And then I move out here and

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Speaker 1: I'm into the Lakers.

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Speaker 2: They were fun to watch this year. Man lucas a witch.

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Speaker 2: What makes Tom Cruise so legendary?

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Speaker 1: If Tom Cruise pumped gas in mine, not North Dakota,

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Speaker 1: he would have still been become Tom Cruise. You cannot

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Speaker 1: cap whatever that thing he has is, you cannot deny it.

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Speaker 2: They would have found it. And we play some starting

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Speaker 2: five sports movie audition with this week's Chill Zone presented

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Speaker 2: by cors Light. You gotta stick around to the end.

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Speaker 2: Let's go Games with Names the production of iHeartRadio. May fourteenth,

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Speaker 2: nineteen ninety six, Yankee Stadium, the Bronx do yok bottom

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Speaker 2: of the Nines. Two men on, one out, strikeout, pop

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Speaker 2: up ball game. This is the Doctor no game. Hi,

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Speaker 2: let's do something. Welcome to Games with Names. Today we

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Speaker 2: are looking at Doc Gudin's no hitter Mariners versus Yankees,

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Speaker 2: May fourteenth, nineteen ninety six, with Jay Moore, Welcome to nuthouse,

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Speaker 2: Jay my man. In one sentence, why did you pick

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Speaker 2: this game? I was there?

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Speaker 1: Yes, you have to understand we had the best player

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Speaker 1: in the American League, one of Don Mattingley, and we

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Speaker 1: never with Buck Showalter as our manager, we always topped

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Speaker 1: ah couldn't get over the hump. Maddingly retires with a

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Speaker 1: bad back. Joe Tory comes in and we're all like,

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Speaker 1: Joe Tory, who the fuck is this guy? And then

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Speaker 1: it becomes Joe Torre's Yankees. And he also brought in

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Speaker 1: like Ruben c Like Doc Goodin was old. He was

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Speaker 1: like almost forty, maybe he was forty during this game.

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Speaker 1: And but we also had like Cecil Fielder old, Ruben

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Speaker 1: It was like like what the Raiders always try to

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Speaker 1: old crazy man. But the thing with a no hitter,

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Speaker 1: when you go to a football game or like a

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Speaker 1: Super Bowl or a World Series, you bring all your

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Speaker 2: This was a Tuesday, which.

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Speaker 1: Is I This was the day I auditioned for Picture

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Speaker 1: Perfect and I checked my message is from a payphone

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Speaker 1: outside the audition, and my downstairs neighbor Milton, said, hey, you.

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Speaker 2: Want to come to that smelt and you want to

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Speaker 2: come to the Yankee game with me tonight?

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Speaker 1: I'm like, sure. First inning, Hey, he's got a no hitter. Ha,

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Speaker 1: Fifth inning gets a little weird. Seventh inning, you can't breathe.

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Speaker 1: Eighth and ninth inning excruciatingly stressful as a fan. And

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Speaker 1: it's against Ken Griffy Junior's Mariners, Jay Bunior, Edgar Martinez,

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Speaker 1: Paul Sorrento, a Rod. It was not it was every

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Speaker 1: pitch you were like, it was excruciatingly terrible.

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Speaker 2: All right? Is this the greatest game of all time

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Speaker 2: for me? That I was at? Sure?

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Speaker 1: But I've been to a bunch of Patriots Super Bowls

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Speaker 1: that won against the Rams. You guys were eighteen point underdogs.

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Speaker 2: I brought my dad.

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Speaker 1: That was the first Super Bowl after nine to eleven,

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Speaker 1: My dad looks at me and he's crying, and he

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Speaker 2: I was like, my god, And.

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Speaker 1: Then you guys got it. Then they got to play football.

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Speaker 2: Stupid, Jay, What are you up to these days? More

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Speaker 2: Stories podcast? More Stories podcast? I know you got to

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Speaker 2: get me on well I tried once.

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Speaker 1: Well you hit me up a day after. Yeah, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I'm a jilted lover. We'll get on there. We'll get

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Speaker 1: the road so much anymore. That's a young man's game.

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Speaker 2: The road.

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Speaker 1: It is always five hour flight from home, just doing

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Speaker 1: Like, if we compare show business and athletics, I went

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Speaker 2: Going into sports? Like me, I just wanted to make

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Speaker 2: I mean, of course everyone wants the money and stuff

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Speaker 1: Where's that chip come from? Do you think that's got

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Speaker 1: to it comes from my dad? Always you and your

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Speaker 1: He he would challenge me. My dad challenged me a lot.

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Speaker 1: So you're pleasing your dad every time. I'm pleasing my dad,

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Speaker 1: and you know still I'm still doing it. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: have that relationship with your father. My dad's very apathetic,

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Speaker 2: So it was like and my mom.

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Speaker 1: I grew up in an alcoholic house, so like it

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Speaker 1: I think it was my way. Doing comedy was my

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Speaker 1: way of just it's what I could control. Some people

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Speaker 1: you're always just trying to please. I think we're all

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Speaker 1: But we had opposite relationships with our dads. That's what's

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Speaker 2: Well, your dad and you. Your dad was raw. Rah.

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Speaker 2: My dad was raw, raw, but he had he had.

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Speaker 2: My dad was in a book like huh what Okay.

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Speaker 2: My dad was very well, my dad didn't you know what,

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Speaker 2: Like my pops didn't have a dad, So he was

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Speaker 2: very He was very experimental, and he had a thought

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Speaker 2: But he also knew when he went too far. My

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Speaker 2: was cold. My mom's cold. She would always, you know,

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Speaker 2: like you too, need to stop fighting like that. You know.

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Speaker 2: My dad would sit there and like rub your feet

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Speaker 2: after he whooped your ass. What's your dad's name? Frank?

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Speaker 1: Think about how amazing Frank is that he had no

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Speaker 2: And that's what I explained.

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Speaker 1: The kind of insight you get on the More Stories podcast.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is good insight. Well, you know, I got

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Speaker 2: to get on there so we get some more stories there.

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Speaker 2: It is got the promo so young jmore went you

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Speaker 2: You got into comedy because of the chaos in your household.

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Speaker 2: When did you know that you were pretty good at

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Speaker 2: making people laugh? Oh? Boy, it wasn't until probably six

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Speaker 1: I was sixteen years old and I did stand up

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Speaker 2: Did you guys have the chart in the locker room jewels?

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Speaker 2: We used to get pee tested before, Like we have

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Speaker 1: I have to when I was in rehab, a guy

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Speaker 2: But if it was job Yeah, if steroids, you gotta pull,

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Speaker 1: Did you ever pinch the helmet before you peed so

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Speaker 2: I love how these guys get Mike's that's in prep.

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Speaker 2: Jack and cot don't ever just know it's Jack and

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Speaker 2: When you were a kid, it was talk about jets.

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Speaker 1: My because the sack exchange, I'm eleven years old and

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Speaker 1: I thought I was getting in with Coca Cola, and

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Speaker 1: Herman Edwards, Chad Pennington that was and then Parcel nothing mad.

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Speaker 1: This is what I know about being a Jets fan.

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Speaker 1: Nothing matters, Nothing man will go wrong. You could have

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Speaker 1: of dicks. You know what it's sad. It's sad. It's

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Speaker 1: it's being past sad to amazingly hilarious. It's Aaron Rodgers

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Speaker 2: I went, yep, sounds like exactly.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: It's there's no is there hope this year? There's never

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Speaker 2: What are you saying? No hope? Why am I Richard Dreyfus?

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Speaker 2: There's no hope?

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Speaker 3: Ever?

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Speaker 1: Do you understand that there's never hope for the New

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Speaker 2: You don't like the new coach. I don't even know

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Speaker 2: who it is. Who is it? Glenn Oh? I love

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Speaker 2: Byron Glenn. I love Corners just because he was no, no, no.

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Speaker 1: I didn't say I was high on him. I love him,

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Speaker 1: but it doesn't matter. That's what they do. They get

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Speaker 1: you sucked in. It's like the Mob or being in

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Speaker 1: the Hell's Angels. You can't get out.

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Speaker 2: Who's the who's the quarterback? Justin fields? Justin fields?

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Speaker 1: Right, we could have drafted him instead of the Mormon

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Speaker 1: guy that's a mill flover, and we we take Zach

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Speaker 1: That's the most Jets thing ever. I'm shouting, don't you see?

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Speaker 2: Do you know what jets stands for? What does jet

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Speaker 2: stand for? Just? And the season? Just end? This season?

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Speaker 2: Any season.

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Speaker 1: I watch teams play football and they convert on like

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Speaker 1: third and six.

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Speaker 2: It's like I'm watching a magic trick. I go, oh wow.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I didn't know you could do that. Third

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Speaker 2: You know, Jets by jetting, Jets by jetting. I watch

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Speaker 2: you guys.

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Speaker 1: You got guys like Jabbar Gaffney looking like all pros

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Speaker 1: you in the Wildcat for fifteen straight snaps, you would

437
00:21:08,119 --> 00:21:10,320
Speaker 1: have you would have been signing autographs for parking meters

438
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:11,400
Speaker 1: two years into your.

439
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:15,440
Speaker 2: Career probably probably, Oh my god, they're the worst. Yeah,

440
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,960
Speaker 2: so Jets number one, Yankees number one or no.

441
00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:21,400
Speaker 1: It was growing up it was Yankees Jets, and then

442
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:24,600
Speaker 1: it was Jets Yankees. Then when I was like twenty

443
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:27,240
Speaker 1: and I moved to Manhattan, it was Nicks. Like, oh,

444
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:31,240
Speaker 1: man Patrick, another team, Just why can't they get past that?

445
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:33,040
Speaker 2: Why did they fire the coach?

446
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:37,040
Speaker 1: I don't know, dude, Thibodeau. Thibodeau, I bet he did

447
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:39,280
Speaker 1: pretty good. Well, at least they got a new one already.

448
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:44,680
Speaker 2: Hey they got they don't That's the point. It's crazy,

449
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:49,119
Speaker 2: you shit, I don't know basketball. Oh fake it, t

450
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,000
Speaker 2: you make it baby.

451
00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:53,000
Speaker 1: I'm on Jules, and then I move out here and

452
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:57,320
Speaker 1: I'm into the Lakers, and then obviously you know, with

453
00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:58,280
Speaker 1: my beautiful wife.

454
00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:02,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Lake Show. They were fun to watch this year. Man,

455
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:06,440
Speaker 2: Luca's a witch. That was like when they first got him,

456
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:10,119
Speaker 2: it was looking real good. I've never seen that was.

457
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:14,000
Speaker 1: I didn't realize he was play level fame like Ronaldo.

458
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:17,520
Speaker 1: It was other like he was his first game. There

459
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:21,440
Speaker 1: was three circles of photographers filming him with his head

460
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:24,560
Speaker 1: down during the national anthem. I've never seen that every

461
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,359
Speaker 1: home game in the last ten years.

462
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:30,280
Speaker 2: I mean, he's a world figure. Yeah, he's Pele. That's crazy.

463
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:33,960
Speaker 2: It's gonna you gotta get him in shape. He's in shape.

464
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:39,320
Speaker 2: I've been training with him. You didn't know me when

465
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:41,919
Speaker 2: I was fat. I didn't. I'm coming out of it.

466
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,320
Speaker 1: In that picture with the with the little hat on there,

467
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:47,720
Speaker 1: I was up to two forty kids. Why I put

468
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:50,680
Speaker 1: down the pipe, I picked up the fork. I quit

469
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:51,159
Speaker 1: drugs and.

470
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:55,200
Speaker 2: Ate so that all happened. Good Mexican food will get you.

471
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:55,600
Speaker 2: I was.

472
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:59,879
Speaker 1: I was coaching wrestling and fighting on speed, staying up

473
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:03,240
Speaker 1: all night, burning a lot of calories, greenies and yeah,

474
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:05,800
Speaker 1: and then uh, then I stop all that, and then

475
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:07,280
Speaker 1: I go to meetings every day where.

476
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:09,920
Speaker 2: They serve cake cake and cookies.

477
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:11,960
Speaker 1: Well, it's like an equalizer on a stereo, just going

478
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:13,879
Speaker 1: back down.

479
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:16,320
Speaker 2: You look great right now, don't feel great? Feel on

480
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:17,800
Speaker 2: the I'm in the nuthouse.

481
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:21,879
Speaker 1: You're clear, yes now, No hockey devils came when I

482
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:22,440
Speaker 1: was fourteen.

483
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:28,000
Speaker 2: This guy, he's a Jets Yankees and a Devil's No.

484
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:30,320
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't just it's too fast for me.

485
00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:33,320
Speaker 1: I don't even watching the game two nights ago, even

486
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:35,360
Speaker 1: when they played in slow motion. I don't know where

487
00:23:35,359 --> 00:23:37,520
Speaker 1: the fucking puck is. I don't know what's happening. It

488
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:38,560
Speaker 1: is a fast game.

489
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:43,200
Speaker 2: I didn't start watching hockey until I went to Boston, really,

490
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:46,600
Speaker 2: and then I became hooked. I mean I watched, I

491
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:47,320
Speaker 2: went to my dad.

492
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:49,200
Speaker 1: True, you guys were going to remake Bosom Buddies, you

493
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:56,120
Speaker 1: and Dinochara, well, he and you were gonna be Peter Scullery.

494
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:58,600
Speaker 2: I don't, I don't don't know the reference.

495
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:01,440
Speaker 1: Tom Hanks didcom are They lived in a woman's house

496
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:04,800
Speaker 1: and they'd addressed as women to get by. Great sitcom.

497
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:07,720
Speaker 2: I've seen, I think I've seen memes of it.

498
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,040
Speaker 1: I was afraid you're being insulted and want to fight me.

499
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:11,680
Speaker 1: I got nervous halfway through that explanation.

500
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:18,439
Speaker 2: Right, you're a wrestler, James, there you are. This was

501
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,320
Speaker 2: a show. This wasn't a movie. This was a show,

502
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:23,200
Speaker 2: The Daily Show. It is great. Maybe get grinking there

503
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:26,800
Speaker 2: and no one can tell. Now that's you just see

504
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:30,520
Speaker 2: that in venice Ere hanging with Lebron at all. No, No,

505
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:32,960
Speaker 2: I think that's the best thing that happened to Luca

506
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:36,600
Speaker 2: is that he got to see how Lebron prepares. It's true. Yeah,

507
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:39,080
Speaker 2: I mean that is the best thing for him. Well

508
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:40,800
Speaker 2: who was that guy? For you? Was there a guy

509
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:44,680
Speaker 2: Tom Brady? Yeah, I mean I go in there. You

510
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:46,600
Speaker 2: see this guy get his arm worked on twenty four

511
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:50,520
Speaker 2: to seven. He's only eating avocado and fucking deer poop

512
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,919
Speaker 2: or whatever it is. And he was eating avocado and

513
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:56,439
Speaker 2: fucking yeah. I was like, all right, well whatever he

514
00:24:56,640 --> 00:25:01,080
Speaker 2: and it's like he dear poop, Yeah, just caught because

515
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,680
Speaker 2: I think there's like some good stuff in there or whatever.

516
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:07,040
Speaker 2: But he would eat and fuel his body. And he

517
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,720
Speaker 2: was the oldest guy in the room, and he was

518
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:12,360
Speaker 2: playing like the youngest guy in the room, which Lebron

519
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:14,960
Speaker 2: you could say the same thing with him now. Standing

520
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:16,160
Speaker 2: up for me, that was Dane Cook.

521
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:19,000
Speaker 1: I'd go to the laugh Factory every night meeting in

522
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:21,480
Speaker 1: the like late nineties, and every night it was like

523
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:22,600
Speaker 1: who's gonna have said of the night?

524
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:23,120
Speaker 2: Mere Dane?

525
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:26,159
Speaker 1: And I remember I was in the back. I'm just

526
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:29,040
Speaker 1: like goofing off I'm smoking weed drinking. I'm like what

527
00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:32,600
Speaker 1: ebbs And Dan goes up and I remember the bit

528
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:34,920
Speaker 1: he did a bit about his mom when you make

529
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:36,320
Speaker 1: your bed, when your mom makes your bed in the

530
00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:39,879
Speaker 1: summertime and there's so much humidity and the sheet just

531
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 1: stays in the air for like a minute, and he

532
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,480
Speaker 1: just stood there and he didn't talk. He just stood

533
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:45,880
Speaker 1: there and I could see my childhood bedroom, I could

534
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:47,480
Speaker 1: see the sheet, I could see the window, I could

535
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:48,919
Speaker 1: see my backyard.

536
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:50,200
Speaker 2: Just like something.

537
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:52,520
Speaker 1: I was like, holy smokes, and he held for the

538
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:54,399
Speaker 1: laugh and then it wasn't funny anymore. And then he

539
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:58,399
Speaker 1: still didn't and I realized, Oh, this guy's completely outworking me.

540
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:01,640
Speaker 1: And there's been like read different times and stand up,

541
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:03,760
Speaker 1: and it was each time it was Dane Cook.

542
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:06,119
Speaker 2: Where I went, I got to get to work. I

543
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:10,160
Speaker 2: was always latching onto the stud of my team to

544
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:13,480
Speaker 2: learn why he was the stud. So even at a

545
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:15,720
Speaker 2: young age, when I was eight years old, I wanted

546
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:18,320
Speaker 2: to hang around the eleven year olds because or the

547
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 2: ninth or was it ten year olds on the junior peweys,

548
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,200
Speaker 2: because they were the best guys. What were they doing

549
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:25,760
Speaker 2: to get them to make them so good. When I

550
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,399
Speaker 2: got to the Patriots, I just sat there and I

551
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:31,560
Speaker 2: would watch Kevin Falk how he prepared. Who was in

552
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:35,200
Speaker 2: his like twelve thirteen years Garrett Blunt, he didn't come

553
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:38,440
Speaker 2: until way later. But like the older guys, the Ted

554
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:41,080
Speaker 2: Teddy Bruski was still there, you know. I wanted to

555
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:44,280
Speaker 2: see why were they still there, you know, and then

556
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:46,640
Speaker 2: I would try to copy what they did, and that's

557
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 2: and that's how I learned. But Tom was like one

558
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:51,719
Speaker 2: of the big reasons that that happened. Who are some

559
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:55,320
Speaker 2: of the other guys that were in your craft in

560
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:58,760
Speaker 2: comedy that you looked up to, like Dang Cook motivated you?

561
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:00,880
Speaker 2: Was there any other up in New York?

562
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,600
Speaker 1: My manager, Barry Katz, owned the comedy club in the

563
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:05,720
Speaker 1: village around the corner from the Comedy Cellar. It was

564
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:07,440
Speaker 1: called the He was from Boston, so it was called

565
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 1: the Boston Comedy Club, idiotic name from Manhattan. Comedy was

566
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 1: Great Boston Comedy Club. And every night it was me,

567
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:19,800
Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle, Dave Attel, Bill Burr, Patrise, O'Neil, Keith Robinson,

568
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:25,439
Speaker 1: Rich Voss, Jim Norton, Dane Cook. I mean, when I

569
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:29,439
Speaker 1: tell you Monday Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.

570
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:32,560
Speaker 1: It was us wow, every single and you didn't want

571
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:35,000
Speaker 1: to be the last guy to the club because they

572
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:37,560
Speaker 1: had they could see you walking up and they'd have

573
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:40,600
Speaker 1: a blockhead start to make fun of you. See, we

574
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 1: all got there early and then whoever was last, Like, man,

575
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 1: look at those tight pants?

576
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:45,119
Speaker 2: What do you know?

577
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:51,040
Speaker 1: Which dozens right away? And like we were so like

578
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:53,720
Speaker 1: iron sharpens iron. We were so battle tested. You go

579
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 1: on the road and the crowd sucks and you're like,

580
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:59,359
Speaker 1: I don't fucking think so it ain't me, it's you,

581
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:02,920
Speaker 1: and you can just do great because we already had

582
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,560
Speaker 1: our biggest competition was with each other.

583
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:08,040
Speaker 2: That was your locker room. That was our locker room. Yeah,

584
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 2: you know, because that's what that's how we treated working

585
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:13,920
Speaker 2: and we watch each other pee. That's a locker room

586
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:18,520
Speaker 2: called back. Did you guys shower together? I wish any

587
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:21,119
Speaker 2: fun stories between there, like some of those green rooms.

588
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:23,800
Speaker 2: Is like we always ask athletes, what's a fun locker

589
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 2: room story? You know?

590
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:27,480
Speaker 1: I think it's more in the car because you drive

591
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 1: to a lot of gigs. Do you remember Ralphie May

592
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:32,359
Speaker 1: the six hundred pound comic Ralphie, one of my best friends,

593
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 1: Rest in peace, big brother. We were driving to Phoenix

594
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 1: from here and it was pouring rain on the ten

595
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,480
Speaker 1: in the middle of nowhere, like the kind of rain.

596
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:41,920
Speaker 1: Were like, yikes, you gotta do twenty miles an hour

597
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,000
Speaker 1: on the ten freeway. And then the rain stops, and

598
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:46,760
Speaker 1: the guy that was driving the car, my friend Walter,

599
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:49,360
Speaker 1: looks to the left and you just see this white,

600
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:52,959
Speaker 1: snow capped mountaintop and he goes, that's what God looks like.

601
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,800
Speaker 1: And I go, oh, hell yeah, and Ralphie's in the

602
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:58,160
Speaker 1: back and Ralphie goes, absolutely play it. And then the

603
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:01,400
Speaker 1: rain comes again and it stops and I'm like, there's

604
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 1: God again. And Ralphie in the back goes, this show

605
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:07,240
Speaker 1: is And then it's pouring rain and Ralphie goes, hey,

606
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:10,640
Speaker 1: here comes God again. It was an Entiman's truck next

607
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 1: to us, so every time we were looking at the

608
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:17,240
Speaker 1: mountain he was looking. He just looked to his laugh.

609
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:19,560
Speaker 1: We were like, there, goes, that's what God looks like.

610
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:21,920
Speaker 1: And he just turns and he sees a big donut

611
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:22,720
Speaker 1: on the side of a truck.

612
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:28,720
Speaker 2: He's like, this show is player. That's a great story.

613
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 1: We almost died laughing, like we almost drove off the road.

614
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 2: Not like the road. The travels sometimes is the best part.

615
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, but when you were caught, you had a team,

616
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:41,959
Speaker 1: like I'm always a lower your team right there. But

617
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,520
Speaker 1: that was driving to a Phoenix gig like flying through

618
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 1: like butt fuck Iowa to do Uncle Sputchey's chuckle hut

619
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,239
Speaker 1: by yourself. It's not I mean, I mean, he can

620
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 1: joke around with the guy next to you, but eventually

621
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:51,640
Speaker 1: he's gonna think you're.

622
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:53,720
Speaker 2: Coming on to him. It's not fun anymore. The same

623
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:55,160
Speaker 2: could be said when going to Buffalo.

624
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:58,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, Buffalo is a tough hustle people that grow up there,

625
00:29:58,120 --> 00:29:59,320
Speaker 1: they're a different breathe.

626
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 2: They love it though, I know they do, and you.

627
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:03,680
Speaker 1: Know what they are some of the coolest people are

628
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:05,520
Speaker 1: the greatest people, they really are.

629
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:08,920
Speaker 2: Will you meet people from Buffalo though, sitting like some

630
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:12,160
Speaker 2: Bill's mafia ship to you, but then they like then

631
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 2: they want to drink a beer with you, full respecting,

632
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,960
Speaker 2: like crazy. That's what I couldn't. I couldn't live there.

633
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 2: Fucking Gronk is from Buffalo.

634
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:27,720
Speaker 1: It makes sense they wind up at Arizona.

635
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 2: There's girls, girls parties. Cronks from Buffalo got me dude.

636
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 2: We'll be right back after this quick break. Who is

637
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:40,800
Speaker 2: the best comic to be on the road with Burt Kleiser?

638
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:42,320
Speaker 2: We love Burt. Bert was amazing.

639
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 1: BUR's funny because Bert opened for me. All my openers

640
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:50,640
Speaker 1: are now like doing arenas and I'm here, hey, Burt

641
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:51,960
Speaker 1: was here, was here.

642
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,720
Speaker 2: To supplement the arenas. No like Burt.

643
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,960
Speaker 1: Burt Kreischer was fun because he was up and coming

644
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 1: and he was just He's the best storyteller I've ever

645
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 1: been around, and he's very infectious when he tells a

646
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:08,680
Speaker 1: story passion. I remember one day we were in San

647
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:11,120
Speaker 1: Jose and we did radio, and I'd bring my openers

648
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 1: with me to do radio so they'd get the experience,

649
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:16,040
Speaker 1: you know. And then we eat at like this this

650
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 1: local greasy spoon place. And Bert he can, first of

651
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 1: all one of the most naturally strong like benches three

652
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:27,000
Speaker 1: jack three third yes, and he orders a burger with

653
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 1: an egg and hal appanios and onions and fucking sauce,

654
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:33,800
Speaker 1: and then the other the dookie sauce and the thing

655
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:36,880
Speaker 1: and there's another thing in bacon, and he just crushes it.

656
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:39,360
Speaker 1: So then we go back to the hotel, we take naps,

657
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:41,760
Speaker 1: and we have this thing. Let's let's let's meet back

658
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,800
Speaker 1: and we'll lay by the pool in the afternoon. So

659
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 1: the comedy club sent a fruit plate to my room

660
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:51,040
Speaker 1: and we're sitting by the pool and Bert's eating grapes,

661
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 1: and then Bert goes the grapes give you guys.

662
00:31:53,760 --> 00:32:02,480
Speaker 2: Guess no, they don't.

663
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 1: That's but that garbage plate. That fucking garbage pale kid

664
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:10,480
Speaker 1: you aborted this morning. You ain't an aboord a garbage

665
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 1: pel kid.

666
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:19,800
Speaker 2: I remember this bird's a good time. He is.

667
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 1: He's a he's a very fun guy. Him and Tom Sagora.

668
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:26,200
Speaker 1: I used to say, Okay, here's the deal. I'm gonna

669
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:28,760
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play a song. You know they always go, like,

670
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 1: you have your song, you come on stage two. I said,

671
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:32,280
Speaker 1: I'm not going to tell you what the song is,

672
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:35,000
Speaker 1: but you have to do your first joke has to

673
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:36,440
Speaker 1: be about whatever song.

674
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 2: That's fun I bring you up to. That's fun.

675
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,080
Speaker 1: They were both games. All you want in comedy is

676
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 1: guys that are willing to play a lot.

677
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:43,560
Speaker 2: That's like that's like some uh pre that's like some

678
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:48,560
Speaker 2: like bounty ship right there or something allegedly. Allegedly, poor

679
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:50,560
Speaker 2: Jonathan Filma, that's.

680
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:52,520
Speaker 1: Your fucking job to kill the quarterback now because I

681
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:55,360
Speaker 1: made fifty bucks, you gotta suspend me. Yeah, exactly. If

682
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:58,000
Speaker 1: I was commissioner, that wouldn't happen. No, I would have

683
00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:01,680
Speaker 1: doubled the ante. I mean to say, uh. And I

684
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:03,880
Speaker 1: remember once we were at the San Jose improv and

685
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:06,400
Speaker 1: Bert came up to Girl from Epanima by Lou Rawls,

686
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 1: Tall and Tan, and he goes, he just comes down

687
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:12,720
Speaker 1: and state, he goes, that song's about a whore, she's

688
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:15,200
Speaker 1: a fucking like He went nuts and it was like

689
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:19,440
Speaker 1: six minutes straight, and I was like, I felt like

690
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 1: Obi wan kenobi when Luke Skywalker finally tags the target.

691
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:25,640
Speaker 2: That's what other kind of stuff did you guys do?

692
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:32,000
Speaker 2: Mostly like just gay stuff. Mostly yeah, nice gay humor.

693
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 1: Gay humor, A lot of tapping each other in the nuts,

694
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,640
Speaker 1: that's guys stuff. Guys will tap each other's balls all

695
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:38,520
Speaker 1: the time. You never see like two ladies at a

696
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:41,480
Speaker 1: barbecue like him. Michelle, Yeah, we're like.

697
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:44,120
Speaker 2: God, he got me in my flat a bloom slap,

698
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:48,480
Speaker 2: like a flick of the nip flip nip flicks. Yeah,

699
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:51,200
Speaker 2: Like that's like the guys little boys do, like they

700
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 2: sit and like try to flip each other's dicks.

701
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:56,280
Speaker 1: Because all you gotta get it once and then the

702
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:58,360
Speaker 1: rest of your lives together.

703
00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:00,240
Speaker 2: You just you could be literally in the has to

704
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:00,800
Speaker 2: bele A church.

705
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:03,120
Speaker 1: You go and the guy goes like this, yeah every time,

706
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 1: and you got him for Lynch, you got him for

707
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:08,880
Speaker 1: life Ney Flinch. But you're always on the road, usually alone,

708
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,239
Speaker 1: so it's not like that goofy. Usually it's like this

709
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:14,600
Speaker 1: sad Radiohead video where you're just sitting in a hotel

710
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:17,239
Speaker 1: room listening to the air conditioning debating whether or not

711
00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:20,640
Speaker 1: to go to a Rubin tug or something. That's reality.

712
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:23,680
Speaker 1: That's that's what you're in Fort Wayne, Indiana. So is

713
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 1: that really the dice you want to roll?

714
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:28,759
Speaker 2: It could be a sting operation in that area. Well,

715
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 2: you don't know anything about that, don't know. I don't

716
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:35,840
Speaker 2: stand up now to win it where it was. What's

717
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:38,680
Speaker 2: your thoughts on the stand up these days? I think it's.

718
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:44,080
Speaker 1: Gotten to cottage industry. It's too much like you know,

719
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:46,880
Speaker 1: if I'm an Indian comic, I can go play to Indians.

720
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 1: If I'm gay, I can do gay rooms. If I'm trans,

721
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:52,120
Speaker 1: I can find my trans audience. When I was coming up,

722
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:56,280
Speaker 1: it was they would literally stop the music at a disco,

723
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 1: hand you a cordless mike and you had to walk

724
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:02,320
Speaker 1: out onto the dance floor between and do twenty minutes

725
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:02,880
Speaker 1: of comedy.

726
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:07,279
Speaker 2: And they were like what the fuck, and like, you

727
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 2: can never be great if you can dictate the terms

728
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:15,439
Speaker 2: of your journey. So it's very capful. Wow, that's good.

729
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:18,720
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put that on a T shirt. Don't dictate

730
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:21,040
Speaker 1: the terms of your journey. Like, sometimes there has to

731
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 1: be struggle. You had struggle, I had struggle. I've done

732
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:27,239
Speaker 1: I've literally done bar I did a bar Mitzvah like

733
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:28,319
Speaker 1: five years ago.

734
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:31,760
Speaker 2: I four years ago. It was my first paid gig

735
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:32,880
Speaker 2: after rehab.

736
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 1: Some mother and son emailed my agent shout out to

737
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:40,840
Speaker 1: Matt frost Frosty the show Man. He goes, Yeah, the

738
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:43,600
Speaker 1: kid and the mom just love your stand up. I

739
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:45,479
Speaker 1: was like, buddy, I haven't done stand up in six months.

740
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:47,480
Speaker 1: You know, I've kind of been busy getting my life together.

741
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:49,880
Speaker 1: I flew to It was outside of Cleveland. It was

742
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:53,680
Speaker 1: like the sixteen acre property and there was like bands,

743
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 1: this kid had money Cleveland. You like it Cleveland, Yeah,

744
00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:59,719
Speaker 1: you could say it. I won't, and they I'm circumcised.

745
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 1: I'm in the tribe.

746
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:02,480
Speaker 2: We'll take it. I did it twice because I meant it.

747
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 2: Eighteen million. Your son's Jewish, Yeah, Jewish, you got a

748
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:09,760
Speaker 2: Jewish son? Both you said one. I'd a puzzle.

749
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:14,080
Speaker 1: And I had to go up this kid's uh And

750
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:16,400
Speaker 1: it's just kids with yamaka's running around and ninety year

751
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:18,560
Speaker 1: old people and then some band that you and I

752
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 1: don't know, but the kids know go up like some

753
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 1: shit band.

754
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:26,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they're like here it comes J Moore and

755
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:28,720
Speaker 2: there's thirteen year olds.

756
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:32,400
Speaker 1: Then there's a gap side the width of this room,

757
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:37,359
Speaker 1: ninety year olds, nothing, no age in between, and it.

758
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:42,080
Speaker 2: Was all right, not what I'm you like, they've never.

759
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:43,959
Speaker 1: Seen me before. So they're having a good time because

760
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:45,720
Speaker 1: I'm requested. But in my mind, I'm.

761
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:50,719
Speaker 2: Like, yy, what was the joke that hit? I honestly don't.

762
00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:52,680
Speaker 2: I wish I what was one that you're like? They

763
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 2: didn't like that one? I don't. I wish I could.

764
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,719
Speaker 1: I remember I said, uh, I said, you guys are

765
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 1: uh you guys like I know you don't want to

766
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,880
Speaker 1: be watching me. You're thirteen year old, bonered up. Let

767
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:05,360
Speaker 1: me tell you something. You gotta get out there and

768
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 1: have sex. You know what happened to me when I

769
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 1: was your age. I had sex with a girl that

770
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:12,160
Speaker 1: was Native American, and every time we would fuck, it

771
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:12,880
Speaker 1: would rain.

772
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 3: That.

773
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:18,360
Speaker 2: The kids love that one. And then I heard the

774
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 2: grandparents saying, when you're dropping a fuck? I don't know.

775
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 1: I looked out at one old d his hole like this,

776
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 1: so I said, I as over there. I had sex

777
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:35,799
Speaker 1: with a girl that stuttered, and I don't know if

778
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:37,360
Speaker 1: she was gonna have an orgasm or she was just

779
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 1: trying to tell me something.

780
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 2: She was like, fu fuck.

781
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:44,280
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh say it. She's like phone, your phone's ringing.

782
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:48,839
Speaker 1: So like I was doing well with the kids because

783
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:49,520
Speaker 1: it was dirty.

784
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:52,160
Speaker 2: Kids, will you drop a fuck? They start laughing.

785
00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:55,799
Speaker 1: The ninety year olds are like, what's an orgasm? What

786
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:57,400
Speaker 1: is this pleasure he speaks of?

787
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:04,439
Speaker 2: No, Well, what's your process into going and writing a bit?

788
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:07,480
Speaker 2: I'm not a good writer. I'm a great reporter.

789
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:09,960
Speaker 1: If something happens to me, I can't wait to go

790
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:11,640
Speaker 1: on stage and talk about what happened to me.

791
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 2: So you're using inspiration from daily life to talk about.

792
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:17,600
Speaker 1: Like my son asking if his brother was Jewish. I'm like, oh,

793
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:19,240
Speaker 1: there's good there. I've just been writing.

794
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:20,280
Speaker 2: Yeah I don't.

795
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:22,319
Speaker 1: I'm not, but to sit down and write a joke

796
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 1: is not a truthful process. And then I go on

797
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:27,920
Speaker 1: stage like, you know, I was in the mall las

798
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:30,279
Speaker 1: week and that's the kind of comedy I always hated. Like,

799
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 1: you've been in the mall last week for four years?

800
00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 2: You suck? Like where? Like what about you? So when

801
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:41,400
Speaker 2: you think of something like when you brought up my

802
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:44,839
Speaker 2: son is Jewish, do you write that down or yeah?

803
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 2: I'm like I bank it.

804
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 1: I have index cards all over my house and I'll

805
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:54,200
Speaker 1: just write Jewish. But I have another joke that's Jewish,

806
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 1: so I just write Jewish twice. The other one is

807
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:59,040
Speaker 1: if you have if you have a friend, then you're

808
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:00,520
Speaker 1: not sure whether or not Jewish.

809
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 2: They're not.

810
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:07,360
Speaker 1: Because they will tell you they're Jewish all the time.

811
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:10,279
Speaker 1: What'd you do this weekend? Well, we went out on

812
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:12,600
Speaker 1: Michael's boat. I sat in the front.

813
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:15,319
Speaker 2: I'm a jew. You're like that.

814
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 1: Doesn't even make sense, but they gotta tell you you

815
00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:23,359
Speaker 1: worked it in early. Guy's a fucking punt returner. He's

816
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,360
Speaker 1: a Super Bowl MVP. He's gotta tell me he's Jewish.

817
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:26,799
Speaker 1: You'd be like, you know, I'm an MVP.

818
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:30,439
Speaker 2: Like work that in? You gotta you know there's only

819
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,920
Speaker 2: eighteen million of US bubs. How many Super Bowl MVPs

820
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:36,759
Speaker 2: are there? Only one? Wow?

821
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 1: I worked in your contract a bonus MVP. No, you

822
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 1: just got like a lof a local car contract or

823
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:49,239
Speaker 1: you don't. I had going to Disneyland.

824
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 2: That you get that? Okay? That did you get that commercial?

825
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 2: What's the super Bowl bonus payout? At that time, it

826
00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 2: was probably like if you won the super Bowl with

827
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:02,359
Speaker 2: all theccumulation of the other playoff games, it's like maybe

828
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 2: a half a million bucks.

829
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:05,440
Speaker 1: That's a lot more than one hundred and eighty thousand

830
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:07,840
Speaker 1: from the ThunderCats or whatever fake team you're going to

831
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:08,239
Speaker 1: play for.

832
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:13,359
Speaker 2: Thundercons, BC, Lions, Lions. I'm an Aloe guy, me too.

833
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:18,280
Speaker 2: I'm a Toronto Argonauts guy. Arconatt sucked dude, the Jets

834
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:21,399
Speaker 2: of Canada. But when you think about it, though, going

835
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:25,239
Speaker 2: back to the pay it's actually we're getting bamboozled.

836
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,680
Speaker 1: You guys are for sure. Because Kyle Turley is a

837
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:30,800
Speaker 1: friend of mine, and he put this in my head earlier.

838
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, like when when you're playing in the playoffs, Yeah,

839
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:36,640
Speaker 2: you're getting an additional like for that divisional round. But

840
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:38,279
Speaker 2: if you get the first round by you don't get

841
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:42,440
Speaker 2: paid for that week of work. You don't get uh

842
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 2: so you're not making any extra even though you've been

843
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:46,400
Speaker 2: in the playoffs for two weeks. So you get the

844
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:50,239
Speaker 2: body's getting taxed at text and then so but if

845
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:53,759
Speaker 2: you think about it, that's thirty grand. What's say a

846
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:56,440
Speaker 2: guy making twenty million dollars a year, he gets a

847
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 2: million dollars a game. So we're gonna play in a

848
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:03,400
Speaker 2: playoff game that's going to be extremely highly rated for

849
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 2: I usually get a million dollars for thirty grand. When

850
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:10,480
Speaker 2: all the work's done in like the preparation and the practice,

851
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:11,919
Speaker 2: that's what you're really getting paid for.

852
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 1: You know, it's amazing. That's what I got paid for.

853
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:15,680
Speaker 1: The boy metzwell, I'm not kidding.

854
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:17,960
Speaker 2: Thirty rects. Yeah, it's a good that's a good little

855
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:18,319
Speaker 2: pay day.

856
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:20,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I didn't have to take any hits exactly,

857
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:22,319
Speaker 1: just my pride.

858
00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:24,200
Speaker 2: Some can say that was it.

859
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:29,680
Speaker 1: That's but and also like your guys' medicals completely fucked up,

860
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:32,080
Speaker 1: and they've put they've had it both with the owners

861
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,240
Speaker 1: have had it both ways. I don't know how comfortable

862
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:36,319
Speaker 1: you are talking about this in a public forum. But

863
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,880
Speaker 1: Kyle Turley was the guy early because he had a concussion,

864
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:42,840
Speaker 1: concussion and like, well we can't give you you know,

865
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 1: it's don't you don't need full time medical. It's it's

866
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:47,720
Speaker 1: it's too dangerous to give you full time medical.

867
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:51,640
Speaker 2: Well then guarantee it's it's nuts the men playing it

868
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 2: both ways, right, yeah, it is the I tell you

869
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:56,799
Speaker 2: right now. The retirement plans with like the annuities, the

870
00:41:56,840 --> 00:42:00,320
Speaker 2: four O one k's and all that stuff. Unbelievable NFL

871
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:02,239
Speaker 2: given why he complained so much because the.

872
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:05,799
Speaker 1: Medicalish, Oh my god, anti semite over here.

873
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 2: Full, it's full because a real schnor. Well, I'll tell

874
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:15,279
Speaker 2: you what he really is. That's the one thing. The

875
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:17,359
Speaker 2: one thing is the medical we do not like we're

876
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:20,279
Speaker 2: hunting in Tennessee. I'll take it around a while, going

877
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 2: on a decade? Ye are we going on a decade

878
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:24,719
Speaker 2: and each other more? Oh my god, don't remind much.

879
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 2: All right, let's jump into a segment where we go

880
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 2: back in a time around where the game took place

881
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:33,120
Speaker 2: and go over pop culture. This game took place May fourteenth,

882
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:35,880
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety six. This is Gonna Be fun. Number one

883
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 2: movie Twister, never saw it, loved it. Bill Paxton, Dorothy.

884
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:43,040
Speaker 2: I love Bill Paxton. He's a good guy. Dorothy was

885
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:44,880
Speaker 2: the little the It was the thing that they had

886
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:47,480
Speaker 2: to put in the tornadoes so they could read the

887
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 2: data from Wizard of Oz. Dorothy from the Wizard of

888
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:53,680
Speaker 2: Oz Okay. Number one song Crossroads by Bone Thugs and Harmony.

889
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 2: Used to literally wake up before school on MTV jams

890
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:01,480
Speaker 2: when you watch make a music videos, I'd wake up

891
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:04,520
Speaker 2: early because they'd have like a rap like six thirty

892
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 2: to seven, uh, music video section, and they would play

893
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,080
Speaker 2: this one all time. I love this song. Were you

894
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 2: a big yeo? MTV raps guy? That was a little

895
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:14,040
Speaker 2: before me?

896
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:16,360
Speaker 1: That was more It's funny, you're way younger than me.

897
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:19,000
Speaker 1: I'm fifty four thirty nine. Yeah, it was way after

898
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:20,640
Speaker 1: It was a little after me, a little before you.

899
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:23,839
Speaker 2: So like the Korean War for US, Yeah, Korean War,

900
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:28,279
Speaker 2: I was a little trl remember. Uh, what is with

901
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:34,799
Speaker 2: Carson Lewis West in Peace? Yeah? Carson Daily Mission Impossible

902
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:39,280
Speaker 2: Primal Fear, The Quest and Flipper were all what's the Quest?

903
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 2: The Quest?

904
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:43,520
Speaker 4: It's a Van Dam was one of the older Van Damns.

905
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck yeah, I love Van Dam That I didn't.

906
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:49,799
Speaker 2: I don't remember that one though. This was about the

907
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 2: time Jerry McGuire was going around, right, yeah, exactly Christmas time.

908
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:56,959
Speaker 1: It was Christmas And what people don't realize about Jerry

909
00:43:57,040 --> 00:44:00,160
Speaker 1: maguire was it didn't It premiered at number three three

910
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 1: that weekend it was Mars a Tax was one and

911
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:04,759
Speaker 1: Preachers Movie and.

912
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 2: Preacher's Wife was two.

913
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:10,480
Speaker 1: And then the next weekend Preacher's Wife was one, mars

914
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:13,440
Speaker 1: at Tax was two, and then we I think week

915
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 1: three it was finally number one, which is never happen.

916
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:19,920
Speaker 1: Usually you drop half your audience each weekend. That movie

917
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:25,480
Speaker 1: was insane, was pretty damn good. Sugarman, just Sugar changed

918
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 1: my life. That was my first movie. That was your

919
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:31,239
Speaker 1: first movie. Explain it to us, how'd you get it?

920
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:35,320
Speaker 1: I auditioned to be the quarterback that Jerry O'Connell played,

921
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:38,520
Speaker 1: Cush Cush, yeah, and I just could not pull together

922
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:41,879
Speaker 1: a Southern accent that day. And then they said, well,

923
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:44,960
Speaker 1: you auditioned to be the mail nanny and I said sure.

924
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:48,400
Speaker 1: They said, well, the sides are in the hallway. Just

925
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:51,200
Speaker 1: memorize the best you can and come back. So the

926
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:53,799
Speaker 1: sides were three pages long, but the second page was

927
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:56,040
Speaker 1: all the guy says in the movie, like I want

928
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:58,400
Speaker 1: you to use this before his date with rene Zelwigger.

929
00:44:58,400 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 1: You think he's gonna give him a condom, but he

930
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:03,080
Speaker 1: gives i'm a cassette tape and he goes, this is

931
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:06,680
Speaker 1: my I had that cassette. I owned that tape. So

932
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:10,120
Speaker 1: the page is him being really passionate. This is John

933
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:13,359
Speaker 1: Coltrane and Miles Davis, two masters of improv in their

934
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:16,880
Speaker 1: element with Canniballatterley and Philly Joe Jones on drums, and like,

935
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:19,240
Speaker 1: I knew all the guys because I studied the liner notes,

936
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:21,280
Speaker 1: so I memorized it in like a second. They probably

937
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 1: thought I was like a savant and I came back

938
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:26,240
Speaker 1: in killed it. And then Jim Brooks said what about sugar?

939
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,399
Speaker 1: And I was like, Yo, there's no way I'm doing

940
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:31,719
Speaker 1: that from the hallway, Like, give me some time, and

941
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:33,560
Speaker 1: they gave me a week to memorize it. I didn't

942
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:35,880
Speaker 1: own a suit, I had hair like Brett Hart, the

943
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 1: hit man from w W. I had pro wrestler hair.

944
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:39,239
Speaker 2: Did you cut it?

945
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:41,920
Speaker 1: I did not until I got the part, but I

946
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 1: slicked it back as best I could. There's no I

947
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:46,879
Speaker 1: had no business getting that part, but I killed it.

948
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:49,799
Speaker 1: I killed it, killed it, and then I went in

949
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 1: to read with Tom and he tried to kill me

950
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:55,000
Speaker 1: with it. How he knew all of his lines. He

951
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:57,600
Speaker 1: was completely off book. And it wasn't like, no, take

952
00:45:57,600 --> 00:46:00,520
Speaker 1: your time, it's okay. It was like he was Jerry Maguire.

953
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:03,279
Speaker 1: He was getting fired and he was fucking pissed at

954
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:05,600
Speaker 1: me and wanted to rip my head off. And if

955
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:08,799
Speaker 1: I couldn't hang, I get like it's like going from

956
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:11,400
Speaker 1: the jugs gun to Tom, like, dude, run your fucking route,

957
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:13,880
Speaker 1: like this is this, this is this, And at that

958
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:16,720
Speaker 1: moment it was and and you know, it's amazing.

959
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:18,160
Speaker 2: I'm sure you get this in sports.

960
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:21,440
Speaker 1: It's like you're in like you're probably mid route going, oh,

961
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:24,799
Speaker 1: this is where guys flame out, this is where guys choke.

962
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:28,920
Speaker 2: No, you're thanks for playing along anyway.

963
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:34,880
Speaker 1: My next guest, please welcome Andrew Wiggins.

964
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:41,399
Speaker 2: He's Boston, so you get it. It cruises firing off,

965
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:45,600
Speaker 2: fucking Jermaine Wiggins. Yeah, here's a guy, great game in

966
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:48,400
Speaker 2: the snow Game, hit likes four or five six catches.

967
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:51,879
Speaker 1: He's Boston, he is, He's Boston. Yeah, I'll tell you.

968
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:54,879
Speaker 1: Uh so Yeah. And then I just I did good

969
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:57,239
Speaker 1: with Tom. And there was a moment where, you know,

970
00:46:57,480 --> 00:46:59,280
Speaker 1: I say, I came here to fire you when he goes,

971
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:02,240
Speaker 1: and then there's a pause and I have the next line,

972
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:04,560
Speaker 1: and I go, it's real, you should say something. So

973
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 1: I just kept staring them down and I let that

974
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:09,799
Speaker 1: pause grow and I realized, oh, they're going to think

975
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:12,439
Speaker 1: I forgot my line, so I kind of I kind

976
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:14,360
Speaker 1: of have all the power, so I just got to

977
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 1: measure measure when before somebody says the line from the

978
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:21,560
Speaker 1: sides and I could feel the tension like a balloon

979
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:23,719
Speaker 1: going up, and I went, it's real, and I just

980
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:26,920
Speaker 1: felt everybody going, oh my god, like he fucking like

981
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:27,640
Speaker 1: I tricked them.

982
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:30,400
Speaker 2: And I was like, I got it.

983
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:32,839
Speaker 1: I know I got it, but in all fairness, I

984
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:36,400
Speaker 1: feel that after almost every audition and you get like

985
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:38,720
Speaker 1: one percent of them, and I was like, I killed

986
00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 1: that shit.

987
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:42,600
Speaker 2: They're like, well they went with your aunt Ruth or something.

988
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:47,399
Speaker 2: Do you say, aunt or aunt. I say aunt, Yeah,

989
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:51,719
Speaker 2: me too, I'm a aunt guy when when you get

990
00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:56,439
Speaker 2: the role. But he asked you when you get the role,

991
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 2: I'm an aunt guy. Oh that are you trying to do?

992
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:02,319
Speaker 2: The commute? The timing shit too? Now you two over

993
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 2: there gallery He brings in the story of him. Does

994
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 2: this cut into my time? This is cutting? It called

995
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:11,520
Speaker 2: yes ending, you know, just keeping it in the air

996
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:14,160
Speaker 2: the room. When you get that role, How did your

997
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:17,040
Speaker 2: life change? Well, it didn't change the way I thought.

998
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:20,400
Speaker 1: I thought, like, you know, the movie premieres and then

999
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 1: when I walk down the street, everyone's gonna get out

1000
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:24,920
Speaker 1: of my way. Yeah, but the amount of people that

1001
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:28,560
Speaker 1: actually go to see a movie is not an actual

1002
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:32,000
Speaker 1: You can't even compute it with the human race. It's

1003
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 1: so small. But then when it came then I forget

1004
00:48:34,719 --> 00:48:36,600
Speaker 1: about it. And then it came out on DVD. I

1005
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:38,400
Speaker 1: went back to Manhattan, and I remember coming out of

1006
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:39,160
Speaker 1: the subway and.

1007
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:40,040
Speaker 2: People going bop.

1008
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:42,879
Speaker 1: Sugar showed me the money and I was like, oh,

1009
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:46,440
Speaker 1: way more people watch DVDs than actually go to the movies.

1010
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:49,920
Speaker 1: I remember seeing. I remember seeing the movie in Times Square.

1011
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:51,880
Speaker 1: It's always fun to like watch your own movie in

1012
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:54,920
Speaker 1: the theater and just see people's reactions. So as me

1013
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:57,839
Speaker 1: and Matt frost again, my agent, Frosty the show Man,

1014
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:01,520
Speaker 1: I love you, buddy. He We're sitting in the theater.

1015
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:04,160
Speaker 1: There's a gay couple in front of us and four

1016
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:07,239
Speaker 1: black guys behind us, and Eric Stultz and Cameron crowe

1017
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 1: have this deal that Eric Stultz will be a cameo

1018
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:13,040
Speaker 1: in every Cameron Crow movie in perpetuity.

1019
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:13,799
Speaker 2: It's just their thing.

1020
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:18,759
Speaker 1: So at Jerry McGuire's bachelor party, Eric Stultz does the

1021
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:21,239
Speaker 1: toast and the one gay guy in front of us

1022
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:24,720
Speaker 1: looks at his lover husband goes, is that Eric Staltz

1023
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:29,320
Speaker 1: and the guy the guy goes like this, No.

1024
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:33,600
Speaker 2: Like they've been arguing about Eric staltzell day, but it

1025
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:35,840
Speaker 2: was it was Eric salt He goes to Derek Staltz.

1026
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:39,759
Speaker 1: He goes, no, like, I'm so tired of talking about

1027
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:40,440
Speaker 1: Eric Staltz.

1028
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:42,799
Speaker 2: So they must have known Aeron Stolts. I don't know

1029
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:43,920
Speaker 2: what the fuck was going on.

1030
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 1: But then there's like a half hour where I'm not

1031
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:47,160
Speaker 1: in the movie, and then when they come back on

1032
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:49,759
Speaker 1: screen from behind us, here, oh, here comes this motherfucker

1033
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:54,920
Speaker 1: Guy Smiley again. Guy smiling guy, smile, here comes this

1034
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:58,520
Speaker 1: motherfucker again. Oh shit, how long did it take to

1035
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:01,399
Speaker 1: do that? I think it opened tantier watch it through

1036
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:03,840
Speaker 1: two months. It opened the door. When I went to

1037
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:08,040
Speaker 1: other auditions, it was, oh, that's the guy from there.

1038
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:10,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you have a little more currency.

1039
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:12,799
Speaker 1: And when your audition or when you're if you get

1040
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:16,480
Speaker 1: offered like I got offered Go, there's other movies you

1041
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:18,920
Speaker 1: kind of get offered because they're they're like, okay, we

1042
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,239
Speaker 1: got that guy, and you realize, oh, I'm a part

1043
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 1: of this process of making a movie, like my name

1044
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:27,760
Speaker 1: has some some value where if I'm attached a little money,

1045
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:30,239
Speaker 1: you know, it's it's you know, the movie can get

1046
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:30,920
Speaker 1: made if you know.

1047
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:32,959
Speaker 2: I've never been the guy like J Moore, Like, let's

1048
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:34,880
Speaker 2: make the movie. It's J Moore. I've never been that guy.

1049
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:37,239
Speaker 1: But you know, for the lower budget like Go and

1050
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:39,200
Speaker 1: Suicide Kings was it was a big one.

1051
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:41,200
Speaker 2: Now, how was that set? So I just I just

1052
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:44,880
Speaker 2: did a movie, my first movie as well, and I

1053
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:48,480
Speaker 2: and I was really nervous getting into it. And but

1054
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:51,520
Speaker 2: then when I was on the set with the other

1055
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:55,840
Speaker 2: actors and the director, I felt a comfort.

1056
00:50:56,400 --> 00:51:00,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, how was that set was the set like oh yeah, well,

1057
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:03,280
Speaker 1: I mean Cameron Crowe is like the nicest grant.

1058
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:03,799
Speaker 2: He's young.

1059
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:05,880
Speaker 1: I'm not saying grandfather like he's old, but like that

1060
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:10,200
Speaker 1: fatherly like everything's fine, We're going fishing, relax. I'll have

1061
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 1: him on my dinner. It's okay.

1062
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:14,960
Speaker 2: He was that guy and he would let you add lib.

1063
00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:18,200
Speaker 1: He'd say, do it as written, and then we're gonna

1064
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 1: have fun, like third or fourth take, we're gonna have

1065
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:23,840
Speaker 1: a good time. And I'm like okay. And Tom Cruise

1066
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:28,720
Speaker 1: was just the coolest guy in the world, like he's

1067
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:29,800
Speaker 1: the best.

1068
00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:30,920
Speaker 2: And I didn't realize this.

1069
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,919
Speaker 1: Jerry O'Connell was just on my podcast and he goes,

1070
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:36,840
Speaker 1: you don't remember this. At rehearsal, We're at the Sony

1071
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:39,560
Speaker 1: lot and Tom Cruise had his own chef and You're like,

1072
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:42,200
Speaker 1: what's going on here? And apparently I went up to

1073
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:44,319
Speaker 1: Tom like, what's going on, mister, Oh fancy pants? We

1074
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:47,239
Speaker 1: got eat Panda expressing and Tom Cruise a chef from

1075
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:49,520
Speaker 1: that day forward, always made Tom and me lunch.

1076
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:51,319
Speaker 2: But I have no memory of this.

1077
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 1: But Jerry's like, no, you blew my mind. And you

1078
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,520
Speaker 1: would go in his trailer and get like exercise equipment.

1079
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:59,239
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, I remember going into his trailer to

1080
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:02,319
Speaker 1: get a jump rope, but I did ask permission to go.

1081
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:04,080
Speaker 1: He goes, No, you went in there all the time.

1082
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, Jerry, I'm not crazy, but I do know

1083
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:09,359
Speaker 1: Nicole Kidman was in there too, so I'm not stupid either.

1084
00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:14,840
Speaker 2: Hey, now old Kidman the he's a thunder Kidman. Whoo,

1085
00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:19,959
Speaker 2: she's a beauty sugar packets no pun intending none. Yeah.

1086
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:20,839
Speaker 2: So it was a good set.

1087
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:23,480
Speaker 1: It was a fun set and it was very There

1088
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:25,839
Speaker 1: was work to be done, but there was a lot

1089
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:26,960
Speaker 1: of money to shoot.

1090
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:29,000
Speaker 2: It wasn't like an independent where you shoot like fifteen

1091
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 2: pages in a day. We gotta go, we gotta go.

1092
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:34,440
Speaker 1: It was we had the luxury of Sony, the machine

1093
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:35,640
Speaker 1: of Sony behind us.

1094
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:39,600
Speaker 2: Did you when you're around Tom Cruise and you said

1095
00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:43,759
Speaker 2: he knew his lines when you were auditioning, did you

1096
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:49,120
Speaker 2: see a sense of professionalism that you're like, holy fuck,

1097
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:50,920
Speaker 2: that's why he's Tom Cruise. Yes?

1098
00:52:51,239 --> 00:52:54,640
Speaker 1: If he he was so nice to each person and

1099
00:52:54,719 --> 00:52:57,279
Speaker 1: knew everyone's names, like when I came in and said

1100
00:52:57,320 --> 00:52:59,680
Speaker 1: hi to everybody, Like that's kind of him, Like what

1101
00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:02,480
Speaker 1: I learned from him, and I remember once we were

1102
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:05,439
Speaker 1: in a van going a set and the wardrobe lady

1103
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:06,879
Speaker 1: looks at me and goes, you know, you can hang

1104
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:09,120
Speaker 1: up your clothes at the end of the day. And

1105
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:11,920
Speaker 1: I was a dick. I go, I don't work in wardrobe.

1106
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:14,200
Speaker 1: And then they closed the van door and Tom's in

1107
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:15,600
Speaker 1: the front seat. He turns around and he goes, you know,

1108
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:19,160
Speaker 1: these girls, they bust their ass. They're here way before

1109
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:22,480
Speaker 1: we are. And I was like, so like ever since then,

1110
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:25,440
Speaker 1: my shit's on a hangar, socks folded up, putting the

1111
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:30,040
Speaker 1: shoes like He's right, And you realize acting is just

1112
00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:31,120
Speaker 1: a department.

1113
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:32,359
Speaker 2: Like there's this.

1114
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:37,200
Speaker 1: Massive it's like the Death Star and there's all these departments, Like,

1115
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:41,440
Speaker 1: just be the least of everyone's problems.

1116
00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:43,960
Speaker 2: In your department. Everyone's part of the team. Everyone's part

1117
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:45,440
Speaker 2: of the team, everyone's got a roll.

1118
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:48,400
Speaker 1: Tom was a really great guy, and I'm very lucky

1119
00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:50,960
Speaker 1: that was my first movie because I learned how to

1120
00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:53,600
Speaker 1: act on a set from watching him be But I'm

1121
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:55,759
Speaker 1: a comedian, like I break balls a lot, and I

1122
00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:57,760
Speaker 1: can get out of hand back in the day, for sure,

1123
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:03,160
Speaker 1: not anymore, but being like a nice guy was like, yeah,

1124
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:04,040
Speaker 1: I want to be like.

1125
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:07,239
Speaker 2: That, like he was cool man. Yeah, there's so Like

1126
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:10,360
Speaker 2: I always like asking those questions about those certain types

1127
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:14,839
Speaker 2: of people because people think that, like people like Tom

1128
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:17,279
Speaker 2: Cruise or Tom Brady, they luck into this ship. Now

1129
00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:19,960
Speaker 2: these people fucking work for this ship. They're they're they're

1130
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:21,920
Speaker 2: they're at this spot for a reason.

1131
00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:25,760
Speaker 1: If Tom Cruise pumped gas in mine, not North Dakota,

1132
00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:29,680
Speaker 1: he would have still been become Tom Cruise. You cannot

1133
00:54:30,719 --> 00:54:34,960
Speaker 1: cap whatever that thing he has. No, it's you cannot

1134
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:38,759
Speaker 1: deny it. It's an irresistible force and immovable. It's it's

1135
00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:43,240
Speaker 1: a super nova of of whoa they would have found them.

1136
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:47,160
Speaker 2: That's that's that's good for people to know that ship.

1137
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:51,560
Speaker 2: You know, dreams without actions are just fucking dreams. Put

1138
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:53,440
Speaker 2: that on a goddamn T shirt. That's what Frank used

1139
00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:56,080
Speaker 2: to tell me. My dad, Uh, my dad.

1140
00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:58,360
Speaker 1: My dad used to race cars in the same like

1141
00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:00,880
Speaker 1: local tracks that Tom Cruise, and my dad goes, Hey,

1142
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:03,200
Speaker 1: why do you ask your buddy Tom Cruise what what

1143
00:55:03,719 --> 00:55:05,960
Speaker 1: gear is he in in Watkins Glenn Raceway Because he's

1144
00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:07,840
Speaker 1: the only guy that ever crashes into the bales of

1145
00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:09,240
Speaker 1: hey on turn.

1146
00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:11,000
Speaker 2: One and I'm like, all right.

1147
00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:13,359
Speaker 1: So we're on set at Sony and I asked Tom,

1148
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:18,640
Speaker 1: and Tom's like, you know, I think I was in

1149
00:55:18,719 --> 00:55:19,279
Speaker 1: first gear.

1150
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:20,920
Speaker 2: And I'm like, all right.

1151
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:25,600
Speaker 1: Six weeks go by, we're filming at sun Double Stadium

1152
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:29,000
Speaker 1: in Tempe. I'm standing this three in the morning. I'm

1153
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:31,360
Speaker 1: throwing a football with the guy that plays my quarterback.

1154
00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 1: And Tom Cruise comes running out of the tunnel. And

1155
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:36,759
Speaker 1: then there's very few guys that run like Tom Cruise's.

1156
00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:39,360
Speaker 1: He's him and Lee, Him and Leo DiCaprio are the

1157
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:40,919
Speaker 1: two greatest film runners of all time.

1158
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:42,320
Speaker 2: And he's just running right at me.

1159
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:46,880
Speaker 1: He's like jj jj, I go, what hey, what's going on?

1160
00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:50,440
Speaker 1: I catch, I go what's going on? He goes, what

1161
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:51,359
Speaker 1: gear was your dad?

1162
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:51,480
Speaker 3: In?

1163
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:57,480
Speaker 1: Six weeks later, like that's the level of awesomeness you're

1164
00:55:57,480 --> 00:56:01,399
Speaker 1: talking about, Like he was in his trailer and went

1165
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:02,480
Speaker 1: I never asked him.

1166
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:04,279
Speaker 2: I never asked him to the fall And.

1167
00:56:04,239 --> 00:56:05,600
Speaker 1: He ran off to the set and asked me that

1168
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:08,719
Speaker 1: in front of ten thousand extra You know what, I

1169
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:09,440
Speaker 1: told him.

1170
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:14,600
Speaker 2: Get away from me, Tom, don't bother me. Oh my god,

1171
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:19,000
Speaker 2: fucking extraordinary people are extraordinary. No, I'm not putting that

1172
00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:20,440
Speaker 2: on a T shirt. That was whack. That was when

1173
00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:21,320
Speaker 2: I try.

1174
00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:22,440
Speaker 1: I tried.

1175
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:30,600
Speaker 2: In this years, we're the Chicago Bulls. MVP Michael Jordan,

1176
00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:34,439
Speaker 2: what a shock, What a shocker. Mario Lemieux. You guys

1177
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:35,040
Speaker 2: are the Bulls.

1178
00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:37,319
Speaker 1: It's like, you could be as great as you want,

1179
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:39,120
Speaker 1: but you gotta go against the Patriots and they're gonna

1180
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:41,400
Speaker 1: take your heart and soul unless your name is Eli

1181
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:43,480
Speaker 1: Manning and the only guy that.

1182
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:46,719
Speaker 2: Cracked the code twice. Worst call ever Joe Buck in

1183
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:47,759
Speaker 2: that Super Bowl.

1184
00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:53,080
Speaker 1: Manning still on his feet throws, Tyree caught.

1185
00:56:55,200 --> 00:57:00,480
Speaker 2: Thanks Joe, It's the greatest catch in Super Bowl history.

1186
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:05,000
Speaker 1: Manning still on his feet throws, Tyree caught.

1187
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:09,080
Speaker 2: Was it like that? Yes, I don't remember it. He

1188
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:10,920
Speaker 2: did a good job with your catch. That was a

1189
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:15,320
Speaker 2: good call. But here, that's incredible. He did an incredible Oh. Buck,

1190
00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:19,040
Speaker 2: were you in New York in the nineties? Yeah? How

1191
00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:20,800
Speaker 2: was New York in the mid nineties?

1192
00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:21,240
Speaker 1: Oh?

1193
00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:21,800
Speaker 2: It was great.

1194
00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:24,360
Speaker 1: It was good because it got kind of safe. It

1195
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:28,240
Speaker 1: wasn't like that seventies cerproco like yikes, but it was

1196
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:31,320
Speaker 1: still a little it was a little edge, a little edge,

1197
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:34,200
Speaker 1: and I was like lower East Side, which was yikes.

1198
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:39,080
Speaker 1: But then by this time, this is after Saturday Night Live,

1199
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:42,200
Speaker 1: so I had like a building with a doorman and

1200
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:46,360
Speaker 1: it was it was good living. It was good living.

1201
00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:48,520
Speaker 1: This was a good time to be in New York.

1202
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:50,800
Speaker 1: Great time for stand up. This was like still a

1203
00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:54,000
Speaker 1: big boon. Everybody was getting specials, everybody was getting work,

1204
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,400
Speaker 1: and there was so many different ways to make it

1205
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:57,920
Speaker 1: in stand up. You could be a guy on the

1206
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:01,000
Speaker 1: road making two hundred thousand a year. You could do commercials,

1207
00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:02,720
Speaker 1: you can get a sitcom, you can work at MTV.

1208
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:05,280
Speaker 2: MTV was popping. Yeah, yeah, that's where a lot of

1209
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:09,000
Speaker 2: comics were going. Yeah, probably the cool comics because they

1210
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:11,880
Speaker 2: would do all like the movie shit who poly Shore.

1211
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:16,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, a sweet guy start. I'm so jealous of him

1212
00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:19,480
Speaker 1: when I was at like around this time.

1213
00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:23,800
Speaker 2: Look what the fuck two million for Encino. Man, I'm

1214
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:26,760
Speaker 2: out here breaking my back in this acting game. This

1215
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:27,720
Speaker 2: guy stinks.

1216
00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:30,680
Speaker 1: And then it's like, like PAULI is the best.

1217
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:33,320
Speaker 2: It just shows you what an asshole I could have been.

1218
00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:38,320
Speaker 1: Hey, manager used to always ask me one important question,

1219
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:39,960
Speaker 1: would you trade places with him?

1220
00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:40,280
Speaker 3: No?

1221
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:44,480
Speaker 2: There you go, Jackie. Let's jump into we get into

1222
00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:47,520
Speaker 2: these managers, get fucking lineup, guys.

1223
00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:52,640
Speaker 1: My hundred and forty rbies, I'm seeing thirty eight RB

1224
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:55,760
Speaker 1: eyes one hundred and twenty three RB eyes one hundred

1225
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:58,760
Speaker 1: and three RBI.

1226
00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:02,720
Speaker 4: Is a ride Jay bunor King Griffy Jr. Yeah, the

1227
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:03,720
Speaker 4: big unit Randy.

1228
00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:06,520
Speaker 2: Johns was gonna just take his job. No, whatever you

1229
00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:08,640
Speaker 2: want helping me out. I love it. I mean this

1230
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:10,440
Speaker 2: was look at your team, Look.

1231
00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:12,560
Speaker 1: At how this is why you don't win a World series.

1232
00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:15,040
Speaker 1: Like in football, you gotta have the quarterback, best picture

1233
00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:17,400
Speaker 1: on the team, Sterling Hitchcock five e R.

1234
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:19,680
Speaker 2: That ain't gonna do it now.

1235
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:21,040
Speaker 4: I mean that was kind of the story of this

1236
00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:25,960
Speaker 4: team led the NLB in runs, RBIs doubles, but league

1237
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:28,959
Speaker 4: wars d r A five points. Randy Johnson, that's gonna

1238
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:29,240
Speaker 4: get you.

1239
00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:32,600
Speaker 2: Yeah. I had that bulging disc in his back this year, tough.

1240
00:59:32,760 --> 00:59:36,160
Speaker 2: That's when the unit was fucking. Chris Bosio he was

1241
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:37,440
Speaker 2: before he was killing doves.

1242
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:40,200
Speaker 1: Man, Oh my, I can't believe he's a lineup. Chris

1243
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:42,560
Speaker 1: Bosio was like a junk baller or a thumber. They'd

1244
00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:43,880
Speaker 1: call him Bozio.

1245
00:59:44,520 --> 00:59:47,400
Speaker 2: David Ortiz went to Minnesota. They had David was a

1246
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:48,080
Speaker 2: young David.

1247
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:51,040
Speaker 4: Back then he was named David aria is how he

1248
00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:54,040
Speaker 4: was credited really to Minneso. Yes, they didn't quite know

1249
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:57,360
Speaker 4: the the Dominican naming conventions, I think, and they they

1250
00:59:57,360 --> 00:59:58,480
Speaker 4: had him labeled as David.

1251
00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:01,320
Speaker 2: Arina, hard hitting Mark Whitten off the back. What I mean?

1252
01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:04,880
Speaker 2: This this is fun bas.

1253
01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:05,920
Speaker 1: This you know who was like this was the Indians

1254
01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:07,480
Speaker 1: had this kind of set up to where there was

1255
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:09,840
Speaker 1: just bats for days and then the pictures were like,

1256
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:14,280
Speaker 1: man that was.

1257
01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:15,439
Speaker 2: Was that the Tomade Cleveland days?

1258
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:18,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, Manny, and they the best in field I ever

1259
01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:20,640
Speaker 1: saw in my life with Robbie A. Lamar and Omar Visco.

1260
01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:25,200
Speaker 2: We'll be right back after this quick break. Did King

1261
01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:28,400
Speaker 2: Griffy Junior have the coolest looking swing? There's no better swing.

1262
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:31,160
Speaker 2: I would always I was always because I was I'll

1263
01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:34,040
Speaker 2: die on this hill. I was always a kid that

1264
01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:36,440
Speaker 2: would argue it for what we got. Barry Bond, I

1265
01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:39,160
Speaker 2: loved berries. I know you're a compact. That thing was fun.

1266
01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:42,680
Speaker 1: Dressed was deadly, it was, but he didn't dressed like

1267
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:44,560
Speaker 1: a fucking stormtrooper, like your asshole.

1268
01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:45,840
Speaker 2: Hey.

1269
01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:47,880
Speaker 1: He went out there like a man with a batting

1270
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:51,440
Speaker 1: helmet backwards into the cat backwards in the against r.

1271
01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:54,480
Speaker 2: J some some would say that someone who is a pioneer,

1272
01:00:54,520 --> 01:00:56,920
Speaker 2: look at everyone, Now everyone's a stormtrooper.

1273
01:00:56,960 --> 01:01:00,320
Speaker 1: Now, how about the owner of Seattle, Hiroshi mouch Was

1274
01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:05,680
Speaker 1: that the Atari guy he was ninto? That's pretty cool.

1275
01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:08,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I didn't know. Lee Ilia was one

1276
01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:10,800
Speaker 1: of the coaches of the Mariners. The greatest meltdown of

1277
01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:11,440
Speaker 1: all time.

1278
01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:12,880
Speaker 2: I never I don't know that one.

1279
01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:16,080
Speaker 1: You might want to pull it up now you it'll

1280
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:16,680
Speaker 1: be worth it.

1281
01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:19,360
Speaker 2: Lee Ilia. He got fired the next day. Is that

1282
01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:21,400
Speaker 2: the one where he did in the miners.

1283
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:24,840
Speaker 1: No, he was managing the cubs and he goes, these

1284
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:27,640
Speaker 1: people come out here and fucking boo my fucking ass,

1285
01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:30,400
Speaker 1: tell them to get fucking jobs. It's a playground for

1286
01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:33,760
Speaker 1: those country cocksuckers. I got guys busting their ass and

1287
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:38,640
Speaker 1: these motherfuckers boo my fucking ass. He did that right

1288
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:41,320
Speaker 1: interview right afterwards, got fired the next day today to

1289
01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:41,880
Speaker 1: be promoted.

1290
01:01:42,080 --> 01:01:44,240
Speaker 2: Wait, there's no video, but the audio, that's all. That's

1291
01:01:44,240 --> 01:01:44,760
Speaker 2: all you need.

1292
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:48,440
Speaker 3: Just to stuff it up them three thousand people that

1293
01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:53,400
Speaker 3: show up every fucking day, because if they're the real

1294
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:57,400
Speaker 3: Chicago fucking fans, they can kiss my fucking ass right

1295
01:01:57,480 --> 01:01:58,960
Speaker 3: downtown and punt it.

1296
01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:07,400
Speaker 5: They're really really behind you around here, my fucking ass, Am.

1297
01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:08,840
Speaker 3: I supposed to do go out there and let my

1298
01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:11,960
Speaker 3: fucking players get destroyed every day and be quiet about

1299
01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:14,560
Speaker 3: it for the fucking nickel dime people to show up.

1300
01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:17,640
Speaker 5: The motherfuckers don't even work. That's why they're out at

1301
01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:20,520
Speaker 5: the fucking game. They only go out and get a

1302
01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:22,440
Speaker 5: fucking job and find out what it's like to go

1303
01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:25,760
Speaker 5: out there in a fucking living. Eighty five percent of

1304
01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:28,800
Speaker 5: the fucking world's working. The other fifteen come out here

1305
01:02:29,960 --> 01:02:36,000
Speaker 5: the fucking playground for the cocksuckers. Rip them, motherfuckers, Rip

1306
01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:38,600
Speaker 5: them cocksuckers, like the fucking.

1307
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:41,240
Speaker 2: Players, Oh my god, best god.

1308
01:02:41,160 --> 01:02:44,040
Speaker 5: Guys fussing their fucking ass and not fucking people too.

1309
01:02:44,280 --> 01:02:47,680
Speaker 3: And that's the cut, my ass.

1310
01:02:48,160 --> 01:02:52,120
Speaker 2: That is. He's coaching baseball, by the way, just still.

1311
01:02:52,720 --> 01:02:54,480
Speaker 2: But at the end of that runt, he says something

1312
01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:57,080
Speaker 2: that's incredible. He goes, there's one hundred and forty fucking

1313
01:02:57,120 --> 01:02:57,720
Speaker 2: games left.

1314
01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:03,960
Speaker 1: He's right, like, bro, we're twenty two games in.

1315
01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:08,160
Speaker 2: Relax, Oh my god, it's such a fucking forty fucking games.

1316
01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:12,240
Speaker 2: Like I just got PTSD from COUD, you know, just

1317
01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:15,080
Speaker 2: from hearing one hundred and forty. Like baseball, I remember

1318
01:03:15,160 --> 01:03:18,720
Speaker 2: playing like fifty games in the summer, like doubleheaders as

1319
01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:20,920
Speaker 2: a like fourteen year old. We're so you have to

1320
01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:26,040
Speaker 2: have such crazy competitive stamina to play baseball. Basketball I

1321
01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:27,920
Speaker 2: think is worse, like best same, but you got to

1322
01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:28,600
Speaker 2: get up for that.

1323
01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:32,400
Speaker 1: Basketball started at Halloween and we're still going it's fucking

1324
01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:33,920
Speaker 1: late June, I know.

1325
01:03:34,120 --> 01:03:38,760
Speaker 2: But basketball, like you're at least moving. Oh yeah, I

1326
01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:40,800
Speaker 2: see what you're saying. Like the competitive standin that is

1327
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:44,360
Speaker 2: to pay. I get that. Like I imagine getting up

1328
01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:47,320
Speaker 2: when when you're like your teams fucking I got that

1329
01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:49,320
Speaker 2: eighty and whatever and you got.

1330
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:51,680
Speaker 1: Sitting on a bench for three hours because it's your day.

1331
01:03:51,560 --> 01:03:55,280
Speaker 2: Off, fucking lighting each other on fire and the dugout. Yeah,

1332
01:03:55,320 --> 01:03:59,040
Speaker 2: fucking doing the stupidest shit. It's crazy that I have

1333
01:03:59,080 --> 01:04:04,280
Speaker 2: such respect for their competitive series. The team. Bernie Williams amazing.

1334
01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:07,720
Speaker 1: Bernie Williams is as good as you can be without

1335
01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:10,280
Speaker 1: getting into the Hall of Fame. That's that's the high

1336
01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:11,040
Speaker 1: watermark for.

1337
01:04:11,120 --> 01:04:12,919
Speaker 2: No Hall of Fame. Ernie Williams is good.

1338
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:15,000
Speaker 1: He was in great, he was perfect. He's the perfect player.

1339
01:04:15,320 --> 01:04:19,680
Speaker 1: He's got pop. He steals bases three h five, ave unbelieved.

1340
01:04:19,680 --> 01:04:21,400
Speaker 1: I don't have time to say average. I'm a busy man.

1341
01:04:21,720 --> 01:04:23,520
Speaker 2: He had a lot of sneaky great home runs. Didn't

1342
01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:25,440
Speaker 2: he have like a couple of game winners? Yeah, Twitch,

1343
01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:28,800
Speaker 2: just like you big time? Where did Jeter get ten

1344
01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:30,080
Speaker 2: bombs from? That's the weird part.

1345
01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:34,160
Speaker 1: Look at fucking Pettitt twenty one and eight, crafty lefty?

1346
01:04:34,520 --> 01:04:36,200
Speaker 2: Who else was clements on this?

1347
01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:40,560
Speaker 4: You said, but I mean still a heck of a

1348
01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:41,520
Speaker 4: roster we're looking at here?

1349
01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:42,600
Speaker 2: I mean no.

1350
01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:46,360
Speaker 1: Mare Garcia Para told me a story when Larretz was

1351
01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:47,960
Speaker 1: on the Red Sox.

1352
01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:50,840
Speaker 2: You're like, how come Larretz can't stick with the team.

1353
01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:54,360
Speaker 1: He goes, well, we were playing in Anaheim, and uh,

1354
01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:56,960
Speaker 1: Grady Little took him out because they were bringing in

1355
01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:59,760
Speaker 1: Troy Percival and Jim Larretz instead of coming out of

1356
01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:00,000
Speaker 1: the game.

1357
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:01,800
Speaker 2: I'm still in the on deck circle and goes.

1358
01:05:01,840 --> 01:05:07,160
Speaker 1: Ever heard of Mark fucking Wallers yelled at his manager

1359
01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:09,880
Speaker 1: from the on deck circle. It's like, so, maybe that's

1360
01:05:09,880 --> 01:05:10,920
Speaker 1: why he didn't stick with a team.

1361
01:05:10,960 --> 01:05:13,640
Speaker 2: He was kind of a jerk. They just get the

1362
01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:20,800
Speaker 2: Graham Lloyd Danvers.

1363
01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:22,560
Speaker 1: Graham Lloyd is a lefty submarine picture from Australia. OHI

1364
01:05:23,080 --> 01:05:25,320
Speaker 1: you think he probably a little bit of that cricket might.

1365
01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:27,600
Speaker 1: I can't stand the way those people talk. Learn to

1366
01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:30,480
Speaker 1: speak English. If you're gonna come to my country. Everything

1367
01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:34,320
Speaker 1: nice sounds like a question. Everything's either over there? I roll,

1368
01:05:34,360 --> 01:05:36,520
Speaker 1: But he that's a good accent when you stick your

1369
01:05:36,520 --> 01:05:37,800
Speaker 1: fights in the clowns vagina.

1370
01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:39,800
Speaker 2: You like, what did that guy just say to me?

1371
01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:44,000
Speaker 2: Is there a lot of Australian pictures?

1372
01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:44,720
Speaker 3: No?

1373
01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:47,320
Speaker 2: A couple is that? Do they play cricket? Don't they

1374
01:05:47,320 --> 01:05:50,160
Speaker 2: play cricket out there? Because it's an English country? Yeah,

1375
01:05:50,320 --> 01:05:53,080
Speaker 2: I guess I don't know Australia. I think their sport

1376
01:05:53,160 --> 01:05:57,720
Speaker 2: is drinking that in rugby fighting Australia for it's not

1377
01:05:57,760 --> 01:06:00,520
Speaker 2: even really Australian. I heard. Really it's like a hoggin

1378
01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:03,040
Speaker 2: daw situation. Yeah, fucking hogends.

1379
01:06:03,160 --> 01:06:05,680
Speaker 4: But uh, this was we mentioned it earlier. This was

1380
01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:08,240
Speaker 4: Joe Tory's first season as manager, took over for books

1381
01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:10,720
Speaker 4: show Walter and I mean big time turnaround here for

1382
01:06:10,720 --> 01:06:12,920
Speaker 4: the Yankees about to start the dynasty. If you remember,

1383
01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:14,720
Speaker 4: like I mean, the mail was ninety plus games in

1384
01:06:14,840 --> 01:06:18,560
Speaker 4: nineteen ninety so big turnaround. Don Maddenley retired the year

1385
01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:21,439
Speaker 4: before Tino Martinez came in, had big shoes to fill there,

1386
01:06:21,760 --> 01:06:24,560
Speaker 4: but you know, became a Yankee legend from Seattle.

1387
01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:26,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, from Seattle legend.

1388
01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:26,480
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1389
01:06:26,520 --> 01:06:29,520
Speaker 2: I just see at this time in my life, I

1390
01:06:29,600 --> 01:06:33,640
Speaker 2: was on the West Coast and we everyone just hated

1391
01:06:33,640 --> 01:06:36,400
Speaker 2: the Yankees because they always like this is when I

1392
01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:40,920
Speaker 2: started really remembering sports kind of ninety six, and we

1393
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:42,840
Speaker 2: didn't really get to watch them because they were on

1394
01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:48,040
Speaker 2: so early. And then you just started seeing them after this,

1395
01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:51,680
Speaker 2: just start winning championship after championship or World Series after

1396
01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:54,480
Speaker 2: World Series. This is like, what is this air to you?

1397
01:06:54,960 --> 01:06:59,760
Speaker 1: I'm so happy just reading these names. I'm I'm this

1398
01:06:59,880 --> 01:07:02,200
Speaker 1: was like some of the best times in my life.

1399
01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:04,960
Speaker 1: I just love this team so much. I remember going

1400
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:05,920
Speaker 1: to a spring training game.

1401
01:07:05,960 --> 01:07:06,680
Speaker 2: I was on the road.

1402
01:07:06,720 --> 01:07:08,760
Speaker 1: We were in Tampa, and every guy comes out of

1403
01:07:08,760 --> 01:07:11,800
Speaker 1: the dugout and you're like, hey, Gina, Hey Gita.

1404
01:07:11,840 --> 01:07:13,160
Speaker 2: Because he was a kid. I think it was a rookie,

1405
01:07:13,160 --> 01:07:15,680
Speaker 2: the rookie. This was rookie year, pre gift baskets, rookie.

1406
01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:19,360
Speaker 1: First Yankee to hit three thousand hits ever ever, because

1407
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:21,760
Speaker 1: they all fought in wars before the Demaggio mantle.

1408
01:07:22,760 --> 01:07:25,840
Speaker 2: We're like, hey, gita, hejita, Hey fucking dono doino.

1409
01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:28,040
Speaker 1: And I remember Bernie Williams comes out of the dugout

1410
01:07:28,080 --> 01:07:29,760
Speaker 1: and it was like it's like when you see a

1411
01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:30,560
Speaker 1: deer in the woods.

1412
01:07:30,600 --> 01:07:34,520
Speaker 2: You're like it was. He was like this magical. It's

1413
01:07:34,520 --> 01:07:35,840
Speaker 2: like all this, don't heckle Bernie.

1414
01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:37,880
Speaker 1: He's like the cat, like the unwritten rule, like, don't

1415
01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:41,800
Speaker 1: Bernie's different, leave him alone. Yeah, Paul O'Neill was a

1416
01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:44,040
Speaker 1: red ass. I remember I was sitting at a Yankee

1417
01:07:44,120 --> 01:07:46,880
Speaker 1: game and he's kept. He struck out twice, and there

1418
01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:48,840
Speaker 1: was old ladies in the very I'm in, like the

1419
01:07:48,840 --> 01:07:52,640
Speaker 1: fifth row and the very first row, five like blue

1420
01:07:52,680 --> 01:07:55,040
Speaker 1: hair old ladies, and they had Paul O'Neill shirts. Paul

1421
01:07:55,080 --> 01:07:58,640
Speaker 1: O'Neil hats Paul O'Neill signs and he strikes out and

1422
01:07:58,680 --> 01:08:01,320
Speaker 1: he goes to the outfield over he's jogging back in

1423
01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:03,560
Speaker 1: and the one lady goes, we still love you, Paul.

1424
01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:05,640
Speaker 1: He goes, well, that doesn't fucking help me, does it.

1425
01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:09,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, this guy. I guess there's one on

1426
01:08:09,720 --> 01:08:11,520
Speaker 1: every team. Who was that guy in the Patriots who's

1427
01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:12,040
Speaker 1: the red ass?

1428
01:08:12,800 --> 01:08:18,799
Speaker 2: Probably me? Yeah, he think so. I was very serious

1429
01:08:18,840 --> 01:08:22,879
Speaker 2: when it came to football time. Yeah. I didn't engage

1430
01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:25,719
Speaker 2: with the other team before the game. I didn't talk

1431
01:08:25,760 --> 01:08:29,439
Speaker 2: to fans or anything before a game. We were there

1432
01:08:29,479 --> 01:08:32,320
Speaker 2: for a fucking job. Why oh led league?

1433
01:08:32,360 --> 01:08:32,479
Speaker 3: Was it?

1434
01:08:32,479 --> 01:08:35,320
Speaker 1: Andy Peennittt wasn't even in the running for Cy Young

1435
01:08:35,520 --> 01:08:36,759
Speaker 1: but he led the league and wins.

1436
01:08:37,080 --> 01:08:39,640
Speaker 2: That's insane. This was This was when Marianna River what

1437
01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:40,880
Speaker 2: even the closer? He was a setup guy.

1438
01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:43,479
Speaker 1: This year, John Wetland was the closer and Mariano pitched

1439
01:08:43,479 --> 01:08:45,760
Speaker 1: the eighth inning. John John Wetland he was kind of

1440
01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:50,120
Speaker 1: a red ass too. He would rollerblade around Yankee Stadium pregame.

1441
01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:53,200
Speaker 1: So no, mar was like a good friend of mine.

1442
01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:55,080
Speaker 1: So you go to the game super early to see

1443
01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:56,120
Speaker 1: nomar and.

1444
01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:58,600
Speaker 2: Be like, get out of the fucking way. As he

1445
01:08:58,680 --> 01:09:00,760
Speaker 2: was coming, he'd be like, you know, had his warm

1446
01:09:00,840 --> 01:09:03,519
Speaker 2: up rollerblade. Yeah, he would just get his legs fired up.

1447
01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:07,439
Speaker 2: He went Worldschairs MVP. This this game this year, is

1448
01:09:07,479 --> 01:09:12,320
Speaker 2: there is there like a annoying, arrogant like celebrity Yankees

1449
01:09:12,439 --> 01:09:14,800
Speaker 2: group chat of course there is.

1450
01:09:15,479 --> 01:09:18,240
Speaker 1: There's an anno, there's a there's an annoying Jets group chat,

1451
01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:23,240
Speaker 1: and I was this is why I don't engage online anymore.

1452
01:09:23,360 --> 01:09:26,599
Speaker 1: I was on jets insider dot com free plug your pricks.

1453
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:30,160
Speaker 1: I made the mistake of going on as myself ego

1454
01:09:30,240 --> 01:09:32,599
Speaker 1: ego like my I'll have some.

1455
01:09:32,479 --> 01:09:34,680
Speaker 2: Thrower, I'll have some waiter, and it's Jaymore. I'm you know,

1456
01:09:34,720 --> 01:09:35,439
Speaker 2: I'm with the people.

1457
01:09:35,920 --> 01:09:38,400
Speaker 1: And I argued with this guy on this message board

1458
01:09:38,520 --> 01:09:41,519
Speaker 1: for a year and a half, two years, Jules.

1459
01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:43,120
Speaker 2: It got personal, and.

1460
01:09:43,160 --> 01:09:48,120
Speaker 1: His his avatar, his photo was of Jimmy Page just

1461
01:09:48,160 --> 01:09:50,880
Speaker 1: playing guitar, and I'm like, he's like, fuck you, you suck,

1462
01:09:51,320 --> 01:09:52,280
Speaker 1: You're a bum.

1463
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:52,799
Speaker 2: You're no good account.

1464
01:09:52,880 --> 01:09:55,760
Speaker 1: And me and this guy went back and no discussion

1465
01:09:56,600 --> 01:10:00,640
Speaker 1: could have gotten inside every single online discussion. Guy sidetracked

1466
01:10:00,680 --> 01:10:03,160
Speaker 1: at us fighting. And then one day he changed his

1467
01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:08,479
Speaker 1: photo to his prom photo. I was arguing with a

1468
01:10:08,560 --> 01:10:11,519
Speaker 1: sixteen year old he was sixteen. Yeah, it was his

1469
01:10:11,720 --> 01:10:12,960
Speaker 1: actual prom photo.

1470
01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:13,360
Speaker 3: Oh.

1471
01:10:13,400 --> 01:10:16,600
Speaker 2: I thought he was like a throwba. Now he was

1472
01:10:16,640 --> 01:10:17,719
Speaker 2: just some fucking kiddy.

1473
01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:21,000
Speaker 1: And you know what I'll tell you straight up, he won, Yeah,

1474
01:10:21,080 --> 01:10:22,280
Speaker 1: he he you win, buddy.

1475
01:10:22,560 --> 01:10:27,000
Speaker 2: Respect Meglomaniac. That was I remember his name. He's still

1476
01:10:27,040 --> 01:10:27,920
Speaker 2: in my fucking head.

1477
01:10:27,960 --> 01:10:31,360
Speaker 1: Rent free Meglomaniac from Jet's Insider dot com.

1478
01:10:31,479 --> 01:10:34,679
Speaker 2: You got me next question? You know what? It reminds

1479
01:10:34,680 --> 01:10:37,479
Speaker 2: me of when I got into a heated argument with

1480
01:10:37,560 --> 01:10:41,679
Speaker 2: a nine year old in Fortnite? Was it my son?

1481
01:10:42,080 --> 01:10:48,080
Speaker 2: Could have been? My son plays Fortnite with uh pooka Nakua. Yeah,

1482
01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:50,639
Speaker 2: Pook's a gamer. You see Pook at a Lakers game,

1483
01:10:50,640 --> 01:10:52,760
Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, give me, give me your Are you

1484
01:10:52,800 --> 01:10:54,240
Speaker 2: on Instagram? My okay?

1485
01:10:54,280 --> 01:10:59,360
Speaker 1: My youngest son, Mackie on TikTok and on Instagram. Mackie

1486
01:10:59,479 --> 01:11:03,960
Speaker 1: is the goat, but he misspelled goat, So my son

1487
01:11:04,040 --> 01:11:05,800
Speaker 1: is Mackie is the gayot.

1488
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:10,479
Speaker 2: Is how did he spell it? G aot? Goat probably

1489
01:11:10,560 --> 01:11:14,599
Speaker 2: was taken. You're giving him way too much credit. I mean,

1490
01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:17,000
Speaker 2: he doesn't try to get a handle these days, Jules.

1491
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:20,000
Speaker 1: He doesn't dry his feet. Did I mention that he's

1492
01:11:20,040 --> 01:11:22,479
Speaker 1: a young boss? I go, bro, you put gayot and

1493
01:11:22,479 --> 01:11:22,840
Speaker 1: he goes.

1494
01:11:24,680 --> 01:11:25,599
Speaker 2: I'm trying to get his back.

1495
01:11:25,640 --> 01:11:25,840
Speaker 5: Dog.

1496
01:11:26,439 --> 01:11:28,280
Speaker 1: He's one of the coolest ched you'll ever meet in

1497
01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:31,920
Speaker 1: your life. I've started book. He said to me, you

1498
01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:34,360
Speaker 1: should get Dave Blunts on your podcast. He's this rapper,

1499
01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:37,799
Speaker 1: he's like six hundred pounds and he's like that streamer

1500
01:11:37,880 --> 01:11:41,080
Speaker 1: type famous. I have no idea that's huge, and I

1501
01:11:41,360 --> 01:11:43,519
Speaker 1: reach out. The guy reaches back to me, like, okay,

1502
01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:46,200
Speaker 1: let's do the podcast. My son thinks I'm a god

1503
01:11:46,479 --> 01:11:48,679
Speaker 1: because this guy reached back to me, and I can't

1504
01:11:48,680 --> 01:11:50,120
Speaker 1: believe he talked to you. I'm like, you know, your

1505
01:11:50,200 --> 01:11:52,960
Speaker 1: dad's been a g for a while. So then I'll

1506
01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:55,000
Speaker 1: just now I got an interviewed. It's today four thirty.

1507
01:11:55,040 --> 01:11:56,720
Speaker 2: I got it. I'm like, now I got to learn

1508
01:11:56,760 --> 01:11:56,960
Speaker 2: it all.

1509
01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:59,120
Speaker 1: So like, for the last three days, I've just been

1510
01:11:59,160 --> 01:12:01,679
Speaker 1: listening to streaming hip hop.

1511
01:12:02,080 --> 01:12:04,960
Speaker 2: Can't put down the cup. Can't put it down the cup.

1512
01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:08,599
Speaker 2: I love pro meth lausine. Can't put down the cup.

1513
01:12:08,840 --> 01:12:12,880
Speaker 1: Just got out the hospital fighting for my life. I'm

1514
01:12:12,920 --> 01:12:16,000
Speaker 1: all about Dave Blunt's son. He had to cancel his tour.

1515
01:12:16,080 --> 01:12:19,400
Speaker 1: He had cardiac caracity. He goes on stage with oxygen

1516
01:12:19,520 --> 01:12:23,040
Speaker 1: on his face. Did you he's a big boy?

1517
01:12:23,240 --> 01:12:25,280
Speaker 2: Did you do you watch? Have you been watching Twitch

1518
01:12:25,320 --> 01:12:25,519
Speaker 2: for this?

1519
01:12:26,439 --> 01:12:29,320
Speaker 1: I just hit YouTube. I'm still old, but I did

1520
01:12:29,320 --> 01:12:29,879
Speaker 1: my homework.

1521
01:12:30,200 --> 01:12:35,080
Speaker 2: Dude, Twitch is actually as stupid as it sounds. Well,

1522
01:12:35,080 --> 01:12:38,280
Speaker 2: it's you're watching people play video games. Oh my son's

1523
01:12:38,360 --> 01:12:40,639
Speaker 2: was that all the time. As dumb as it sounds,

1524
01:12:40,640 --> 01:12:43,400
Speaker 2: it's pretty fucking entertaining. Can you can you talk shit

1525
01:12:43,479 --> 01:12:45,880
Speaker 2: to him? Yeah? They can type to you, and he

1526
01:12:45,920 --> 01:12:49,040
Speaker 2: can interact with people watching him. But all you're doing

1527
01:12:49,120 --> 01:12:53,160
Speaker 2: is watching his screen him play video games while he's commentating,

1528
01:12:53,400 --> 01:12:55,519
Speaker 2: and there's like a picture of him as well. It

1529
01:12:55,640 --> 01:12:57,960
Speaker 2: is like the craziest concept to think why this would

1530
01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:00,479
Speaker 2: ever success. It works, though, but it's I watched his

1531
01:13:00,560 --> 01:13:02,200
Speaker 2: doctor disrespect guy. He's fucking a.

1532
01:13:02,439 --> 01:13:07,679
Speaker 1: Doctor disrespect Steve Howe suspended seven times for cocaine. Hey

1533
01:13:07,920 --> 01:13:09,880
Speaker 1: doesn't make him a bad person, doesn't make him a

1534
01:13:09,920 --> 01:13:13,599
Speaker 1: bad person. Rick I believe Ricky Bonaz came from Seattle

1535
01:13:13,640 --> 01:13:18,080
Speaker 1: to boy on a lot of boys with We met

1536
01:13:18,080 --> 01:13:20,439
Speaker 1: at the All Star Game at Jacob's Field when they

1537
01:13:20,479 --> 01:13:22,479
Speaker 1: opened Jacob's Field, and he was a rookie and nobody

1538
01:13:22,560 --> 01:13:25,000
Speaker 1: knew who he was, and me and Frosty were like, whoa,

1539
01:13:25,320 --> 01:13:25,920
Speaker 1: no Mar.

1540
01:13:26,280 --> 01:13:28,080
Speaker 2: So he just was appreciative.

1541
01:13:28,160 --> 01:13:29,800
Speaker 1: I think that somebody was talking to him and his

1542
01:13:29,880 --> 01:13:32,880
Speaker 1: dad ramone No Mar's ramone backwards and we just hung

1543
01:13:32,960 --> 01:13:34,360
Speaker 1: out all weekend and became boys.

1544
01:13:34,439 --> 01:13:36,680
Speaker 2: And then we saw him. Then he became no mar

1545
01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:39,920
Speaker 2: the guy. But you're a Yankees guy. Yeah it matter.

1546
01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:42,680
Speaker 1: I remember once we went to the Yankee Stadium to

1547
01:13:42,680 --> 01:13:46,320
Speaker 1: watch him play Red Sox Yankees, and then we waited

1548
01:13:46,360 --> 01:13:48,040
Speaker 1: for him. We took a town car back to his

1549
01:13:48,080 --> 01:13:51,200
Speaker 1: hotel and then I believe it was Park Avenue. One

1550
01:13:51,200 --> 01:13:54,360
Speaker 1: in the morning, we were playing catch on the street, like,

1551
01:13:54,479 --> 01:13:56,320
Speaker 1: not on the sidewalk, we were on the yellow because

1552
01:13:56,320 --> 01:13:56,920
Speaker 1: there was no cars.

1553
01:13:56,960 --> 01:13:59,519
Speaker 2: It was like a Wednesday night, just like from.

1554
01:13:59,320 --> 01:14:01,880
Speaker 1: Like twenty third Street to twenty fourth Street, just throwing

1555
01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:03,280
Speaker 1: bombs under the street lights.

1556
01:14:03,400 --> 01:14:07,519
Speaker 2: I'm like, this is ridiculous. That's so cool. Yeah, he's

1557
01:14:07,680 --> 01:14:10,479
Speaker 2: he's a real dude. Man, he's a great, great guy.

1558
01:14:10,600 --> 01:14:13,640
Speaker 2: Now he's kids with me and him, right, yep? Are

1559
01:14:13,640 --> 01:14:16,240
Speaker 2: they gonna be like are they playing sports? I haven't

1560
01:14:16,240 --> 01:14:17,080
Speaker 2: talked to him in a while.

1561
01:14:17,400 --> 01:14:19,880
Speaker 1: His everyone's a while, his dad, mom or his sisters

1562
01:14:19,920 --> 01:14:20,680
Speaker 1: will reach out to me.

1563
01:14:20,720 --> 01:14:22,439
Speaker 2: But if I saw him, we'd be good legend. Bro,

1564
01:14:22,800 --> 01:14:26,599
Speaker 2: let's do a word association with guys. I'm gonna say

1565
01:14:26,600 --> 01:14:26,920
Speaker 2: a name.

1566
01:14:26,960 --> 01:14:28,960
Speaker 1: You give me a word, Oh, Pat Kelly By the

1567
01:14:28,960 --> 01:14:31,880
Speaker 1: way the second baseman. Yeah, waited outside, and I was

1568
01:14:31,920 --> 01:14:35,000
Speaker 1: a grown man, like in my twenties, wait outside Anaheim

1569
01:14:35,200 --> 01:14:38,120
Speaker 1: Stadium for for somebody to show up. And Pat Kelly

1570
01:14:38,160 --> 01:14:40,840
Speaker 1: rolls up for the Yankees Anaheim, and I go packet

1571
01:14:40,920 --> 01:14:42,240
Speaker 1: to get your autograph. He goes, you don't know who

1572
01:14:42,280 --> 01:14:44,639
Speaker 1: the fuck I am. I go Pat Kelly number fourteen.

1573
01:14:44,720 --> 01:14:54,160
Speaker 1: He goes, fine, you're valid, fucking punts. Fuck you, Pat Kelly.

1574
01:14:54,640 --> 01:14:57,240
Speaker 2: All right, let's start it out with Pat Kelly. Word association,

1575
01:14:57,479 --> 01:15:04,439
Speaker 2: Pat Kelly, grinder Way, bugs, chicken Man, Derek Jeter, greatest

1576
01:15:04,439 --> 01:15:10,080
Speaker 2: of all time, Doc Gooden, first word cocaine. But that's

1577
01:15:10,080 --> 01:15:15,599
Speaker 2: a pupped into my head. Mariano Rivera closer, Tino Martinez, Lefty,

1578
01:15:15,960 --> 01:15:17,640
Speaker 2: these are my answers are lame, So you don't want

1579
01:15:17,640 --> 01:15:20,120
Speaker 2: the first thing that pupps into my head. No, that's fine.

1580
01:15:20,160 --> 01:15:22,920
Speaker 2: I like these. Joe GILLARTI, Joe Girardi.

1581
01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:26,599
Speaker 1: Joe Girardi was like he was the manager on the field,

1582
01:15:26,640 --> 01:15:28,599
Speaker 1: and then he became the manager off the field too.

1583
01:15:28,960 --> 01:15:36,479
Speaker 2: Manager. Yeah man, Jorge Posada number twenty, What about the rocket?

1584
01:15:37,160 --> 01:15:41,519
Speaker 1: I just the whole thing with him, and Piazza turned

1585
01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:44,080
Speaker 1: me off to him like he's obviously headhunting and throwing

1586
01:15:44,120 --> 01:15:46,240
Speaker 1: bats at him, and shit, I'm like, this guy's a dick,

1587
01:15:46,560 --> 01:15:48,840
Speaker 1: like Mike's just like a good, fun loving guy.

1588
01:15:49,200 --> 01:15:50,200
Speaker 2: They had a press conference.

1589
01:15:50,240 --> 01:15:52,600
Speaker 1: First of all, I'm not gay, like that guy at

1590
01:15:52,640 --> 01:15:55,679
Speaker 1: a press conference to tell the United States of America

1591
01:15:55,720 --> 01:16:01,160
Speaker 1: he's not gay. Like that's that's a basically, I forgot

1592
01:16:01,200 --> 01:16:03,080
Speaker 1: about any of your bitches out there.

1593
01:16:03,080 --> 01:16:07,479
Speaker 2: I want to get down. Just let me get this

1594
01:16:07,520 --> 01:16:11,120
Speaker 2: out there. That's not original thirst trap get on. Yeah,

1595
01:16:11,240 --> 01:16:13,280
Speaker 2: the original went on TV.

1596
01:16:13,840 --> 01:16:17,680
Speaker 1: It was it was like Sports Center Julie Edelman just

1597
01:16:17,680 --> 01:16:21,040
Speaker 1: want everybody know I'm not gay, and there's work to

1598
01:16:21,040 --> 01:16:21,400
Speaker 1: be done.

1599
01:16:21,800 --> 01:16:22,679
Speaker 2: Job's not finished.

1600
01:16:23,520 --> 01:16:27,120
Speaker 1: The quote the great Kobe Bryant, Job's not done.

1601
01:16:28,560 --> 01:16:31,679
Speaker 2: Uh oh my god. Yeah. The whole thing with Rocket

1602
01:16:31,680 --> 01:16:34,320
Speaker 2: and Piazza turned me off. How was How was the

1603
01:16:34,320 --> 01:16:37,680
Speaker 2: old Yankee Stadium awesome compared to the new one?

1604
01:16:37,960 --> 01:16:40,240
Speaker 1: I've never been, I swore. Here's here's why I've only

1605
01:16:40,240 --> 01:16:41,559
Speaker 1: been to the new one. Here's why I don't root

1606
01:16:41,560 --> 01:16:43,400
Speaker 1: for the Yankees anymore. I remember being in the Yankee

1607
01:16:43,400 --> 01:16:45,880
Speaker 1: Stadium this era, and there was talk they were going

1608
01:16:45,920 --> 01:16:47,720
Speaker 1: to tear it down and build a new one next door,

1609
01:16:47,760 --> 01:16:50,439
Speaker 1: and I said, if they ever tear this this house

1610
01:16:50,479 --> 01:16:54,080
Speaker 1: that Ruth built where Mickey Mannle and Roger Morris batted

1611
01:16:54,120 --> 01:16:57,400
Speaker 1: back to back during Roger Morris's night home, come on,

1612
01:16:58,479 --> 01:17:00,519
Speaker 1: if they ever tear this down, I will never root

1613
01:17:00,520 --> 01:17:04,120
Speaker 1: for this team again. They tear Yankee Stadium down, go

1614
01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:07,559
Speaker 1: fuck yourselves. But then Don Manningly and Joe Torrey fly

1615
01:17:07,640 --> 01:17:10,720
Speaker 1: to LA and they coach the Dodgers. So I'm like,

1616
01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:13,759
Speaker 1: this works out great. They came right to my backyard.

1617
01:17:13,840 --> 01:17:16,240
Speaker 2: So he became Dodgers fan. Yeah, but it's Dodgers.

1618
01:17:16,520 --> 01:17:18,080
Speaker 1: I think it would take as much time for me

1619
01:17:18,200 --> 01:17:19,840
Speaker 1: living in LA to go to Yankee Stadium.

1620
01:17:19,840 --> 01:17:23,920
Speaker 2: It's Dodgers Stadium. Holy shit, yesterday, Oh my god. You

1621
01:17:23,920 --> 01:17:25,840
Speaker 2: know what you should be. You should be a Raiders fan.

1622
01:17:26,400 --> 01:17:29,519
Speaker 2: Who isn't? Because are you a Raiders fan? I mean?

1623
01:17:29,640 --> 01:17:32,240
Speaker 1: I love Al Davis. There's three kinds of people.

1624
01:17:32,280 --> 01:17:32,800
Speaker 2: I was told.

1625
01:17:32,920 --> 01:17:36,679
Speaker 1: There's people that played for the Silver and Black, people

1626
01:17:36,680 --> 01:17:38,360
Speaker 1: that used to play for the Silver and black, and

1627
01:17:38,400 --> 01:17:40,360
Speaker 1: people that wish they played for the Silver and Black.

1628
01:17:40,600 --> 01:17:42,679
Speaker 1: The greatest logo of all time, the Raiders. The guy's

1629
01:17:42,680 --> 01:17:45,360
Speaker 1: got an eyepatch on. But if you look the good

1630
01:17:45,360 --> 01:17:49,080
Speaker 1: eyes closed. Yeah, he's got his good eye closed.

1631
01:17:49,080 --> 01:17:50,680
Speaker 2: Do you wonder why they suck for so long? Well,

1632
01:17:50,680 --> 01:17:54,320
Speaker 2: you know that Al Davis when he was designing those teams,

1633
01:17:54,640 --> 01:17:57,360
Speaker 2: because he's from Brooklyn, he said he wanted to make

1634
01:17:57,400 --> 01:18:01,560
Speaker 2: those teams as if there was the Yankee and Dodgers combined,

1635
01:18:01,960 --> 01:18:06,000
Speaker 2: because he wanted the strength, the power, and the grandness

1636
01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:08,800
Speaker 2: of the Yankees and the athleticism and the style of

1637
01:18:08,840 --> 01:18:10,719
Speaker 2: the Brooklyn Dodgers. That was his main goal.

1638
01:18:10,960 --> 01:18:14,400
Speaker 1: And the closed lines of the longest yard and that too.

1639
01:18:15,800 --> 01:18:18,360
Speaker 1: You gotta love the Raiders, man, Remember going to Raider

1640
01:18:18,439 --> 01:18:21,759
Speaker 1: games at the Coliseum and it was a fucking hurt.

1641
01:18:21,920 --> 01:18:23,519
Speaker 1: I don't want to throw up fake gang signals and

1642
01:18:23,600 --> 01:18:26,840
Speaker 1: get punched out. It was an absolute player's ball. Dude,

1643
01:18:26,840 --> 01:18:28,639
Speaker 1: you took your life in your hands. It was amazing.

1644
01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:31,920
Speaker 2: Played there, really, Yeah, I played my mom, wore my

1645
01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:36,960
Speaker 2: jersey there. Come on, Julie, Angie's brave, Angie's crazy. Could

1646
01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:38,920
Speaker 2: you hear her yelling from the stands? No, they put

1647
01:18:38,960 --> 01:18:40,360
Speaker 2: him in the nosebleeds when it's.

1648
01:18:40,200 --> 01:18:42,280
Speaker 1: Your I remember in wrestling in high school there was

1649
01:18:42,280 --> 01:18:44,880
Speaker 1: this kid, Arlen Cunningham is just a doey white kid

1650
01:18:44,880 --> 01:18:47,040
Speaker 1: that wrestled heavyweight and he got destroyed all the time,

1651
01:18:47,080 --> 01:18:49,800
Speaker 1: and then his mom came to every match, and then

1652
01:18:49,960 --> 01:18:53,120
Speaker 1: one day we're at the Nork Academy tournament in Nork,

1653
01:18:53,160 --> 01:18:55,680
Speaker 1: New Jersey, and he's got to wrestle the number one

1654
01:18:55,680 --> 01:18:58,680
Speaker 1: seed because he's like, oh and whatever. And the other

1655
01:18:58,760 --> 01:19:01,240
Speaker 1: kid was a Catulo brother who they all got scholarships

1656
01:19:01,240 --> 01:19:03,320
Speaker 1: to wrestle at Penn State and from the Bleachers year.

1657
01:19:03,400 --> 01:19:10,160
Speaker 2: Run for the Hells Orland, Run for the Health, Run

1658
01:19:10,200 --> 01:19:13,320
Speaker 2: for the Hills, Jackie break down this game. All right,

1659
01:19:13,360 --> 01:19:15,120
Speaker 2: let's get into this game. Leading up to it.

1660
01:19:15,320 --> 01:19:18,120
Speaker 4: Seattle comes into this thing twenty and eighteen, the Yankees

1661
01:19:18,120 --> 01:19:20,640
Speaker 4: twenty two and fourteen, coming off a series where they

1662
01:19:20,680 --> 01:19:22,840
Speaker 4: lost two out of three Chicago. We got to talk

1663
01:19:22,840 --> 01:19:25,120
Speaker 4: about Doc coming into this one. Entered this thing with

1664
01:19:25,120 --> 01:19:27,080
Speaker 4: a five point seventy r a one in three record,

1665
01:19:27,439 --> 01:19:29,240
Speaker 4: struggling a little out the gate here in New York.

1666
01:19:29,439 --> 01:19:31,120
Speaker 4: But you gotta realize he hadn't really pitched in like

1667
01:19:31,200 --> 01:19:33,080
Speaker 4: two years leading up to this. You got the strike

1668
01:19:33,120 --> 01:19:35,960
Speaker 4: shortened season in the ninety four, suspended in ninety five.

1669
01:19:36,760 --> 01:19:38,960
Speaker 4: Now with the Yankees first year.

1670
01:19:39,280 --> 01:19:41,639
Speaker 1: Really I forgot he was he was suspended for cocaine

1671
01:19:41,640 --> 01:19:42,200
Speaker 1: in ninety five.

1672
01:19:42,280 --> 01:19:43,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, for the failed drug tests.

1673
01:19:43,560 --> 01:19:45,360
Speaker 1: These guys love the way that shit smells.

1674
01:19:45,520 --> 01:19:51,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, those guys now. Gerald Williams Wow in for Bernie

1675
01:19:51,760 --> 01:19:56,559
Speaker 2: this game? Where were you sitting? First base line?

1676
01:19:57,080 --> 01:20:00,000
Speaker 1: First seats under the awning, so probably about twenty rows

1677
01:20:00,120 --> 01:20:01,000
Speaker 1: up first baseline?

1678
01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:02,000
Speaker 2: Who you with?

1679
01:20:02,040 --> 01:20:04,559
Speaker 1: My friend Milton Lage he used to direct out you right,

1680
01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:08,000
Speaker 1: He used to direct Club MTV Wow, And he directed

1681
01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:11,120
Speaker 1: me on MTV's Lip Service, the game lip Sync, game

1682
01:20:11,840 --> 01:20:15,080
Speaker 1: game show. You know the difference between Gerald Williams and

1683
01:20:15,120 --> 01:20:18,639
Speaker 1: Bernie Williams. Gerald Williams retired with a lot of potential.

1684
01:20:18,760 --> 01:20:20,200
Speaker 1: Bernie Williams never had it.

1685
01:20:20,640 --> 01:20:22,800
Speaker 2: Wise well said a.

1686
01:20:22,720 --> 01:20:24,960
Speaker 1: Lot of potential in that Gerald Williams'. So that's a

1687
01:20:25,040 --> 01:20:26,360
Speaker 1: terrible word for an athlete.

1688
01:20:26,640 --> 01:20:31,839
Speaker 2: YEP. Comic too. A lot of things, probably probably like everything,

1689
01:20:32,200 --> 01:20:33,840
Speaker 2: who would do you have a superstitu when you're at

1690
01:20:33,880 --> 01:20:35,920
Speaker 2: a game or when you're watching a game? No, hitter,

1691
01:20:36,840 --> 01:20:39,040
Speaker 2: No you have a jersey? Wear? Do you wear a jersey?

1692
01:20:39,080 --> 01:20:41,280
Speaker 2: What are you wearing? The game? Hat are you wearing?

1693
01:20:42,040 --> 01:20:43,400
Speaker 2: I mean it was the nineties.

1694
01:20:43,400 --> 01:20:46,719
Speaker 1: Probably some parachute pants and like a who farted? T shirt,

1695
01:20:47,760 --> 01:20:50,679
Speaker 1: which I have Opie and Anthony T shirt.

1696
01:20:51,160 --> 01:20:54,640
Speaker 2: I've never worn a New York Yankees hat, but I

1697
01:20:54,640 --> 01:20:56,879
Speaker 2: will argue that it is one of the most visually

1698
01:20:57,000 --> 01:21:02,160
Speaker 2: pleasing looking at Yes, and I hate the Dodgers, but

1699
01:21:02,240 --> 01:21:04,639
Speaker 2: I think that they have also a really cool hat.

1700
01:21:04,800 --> 01:21:07,160
Speaker 2: Was this in May? This was in May? May fourteenth? Yes,

1701
01:21:08,880 --> 01:21:11,400
Speaker 2: right though? Yeah, And we get.

1702
01:21:11,240 --> 01:21:16,160
Speaker 4: Them fireworks early in this one with Doc walking Darren

1703
01:21:16,200 --> 01:21:18,320
Speaker 4: Bragg to start the game. Then you got the long

1704
01:21:18,439 --> 01:21:21,040
Speaker 4: line out. A Rod lines out to center. Geraldins one

1705
01:21:21,040 --> 01:21:23,280
Speaker 4: of the best catches you'll ever see, throws his glove

1706
01:21:23,360 --> 01:21:26,200
Speaker 4: up over his head, snags that thing, throws it back

1707
01:21:26,240 --> 01:21:28,160
Speaker 4: into the infield for a double play, and we're out

1708
01:21:28,160 --> 01:21:31,200
Speaker 4: of the first That was a crazy play, insane sequence.

1709
01:21:31,280 --> 01:21:34,800
Speaker 2: It was like a Willie May's catch at a high point.

1710
01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:36,599
Speaker 2: And then you get that double play out of it.

1711
01:21:36,680 --> 01:21:38,639
Speaker 2: Insane and then we're rolling from there.

1712
01:21:39,120 --> 01:21:41,000
Speaker 4: You get to the sixth, the Yankees get two on

1713
01:21:41,400 --> 01:21:44,200
Speaker 4: or knocking two runs up to nothing. That would be

1714
01:21:44,760 --> 01:21:46,599
Speaker 4: that would be it for the scoring department in this game.

1715
01:21:47,280 --> 01:21:50,160
Speaker 4: How you have six walks, Yes, six walks. It was

1716
01:21:50,280 --> 01:21:51,160
Speaker 4: very imperfect.

1717
01:21:52,320 --> 01:21:53,960
Speaker 2: This was not a guy. You had a couple he

1718
01:21:54,000 --> 01:21:56,120
Speaker 2: had a guy on after that big hit in that

1719
01:21:56,240 --> 01:21:59,040
Speaker 2: first but he walked. It was scary. I mean, then

1720
01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:01,120
Speaker 2: you say Doc walks fun, That's what I mean.

1721
01:22:01,240 --> 01:22:04,479
Speaker 4: Yeah, Martinez had some had some deep shots to center

1722
01:22:04,560 --> 01:22:06,680
Speaker 4: that Williams was snacking in him.

1723
01:22:06,680 --> 01:22:09,880
Speaker 1: This is the most unlikely lineup to No. No, it's insane.

1724
01:22:10,320 --> 01:22:12,200
Speaker 1: I'm so happy just looking at his name.

1725
01:22:12,400 --> 01:22:14,960
Speaker 2: Wild one hundred and thirty four pitch pull on Io

1726
01:22:14,960 --> 01:22:17,200
Speaker 2: batting third was never a good idea, like what do

1727
01:22:17,320 --> 01:22:19,719
Speaker 2: we doing? And where's Jeter? Ninth?

1728
01:22:20,160 --> 01:22:24,519
Speaker 1: One thing about Joe Torri he didn't get locked in.

1729
01:22:24,640 --> 01:22:27,559
Speaker 1: He learned like Jeter, went to lead off pretty quickly.

1730
01:22:28,560 --> 01:22:29,240
Speaker 1: Wade Bogs.

1731
01:22:29,320 --> 01:22:32,839
Speaker 2: This is the kookiest fucking lineup. Wade Bogs batting leadoff.

1732
01:22:33,120 --> 01:22:36,519
Speaker 2: This is wild. The whole thing is just wild. What's

1733
01:22:36,560 --> 01:22:39,160
Speaker 2: a moment that sticks out to you with this game? Jay?

1734
01:22:39,960 --> 01:22:44,920
Speaker 1: I remember I remember a Rod coming up to hit late.

1735
01:22:45,160 --> 01:22:48,080
Speaker 1: I believe it was the ninth inning, the last nine,

1736
01:22:48,280 --> 01:22:50,800
Speaker 1: the last batters he faced was that part of the order,

1737
01:22:51,240 --> 01:22:54,040
Speaker 1: And I remember a Rod coming up to bat and

1738
01:22:54,080 --> 01:22:56,760
Speaker 1: it was very stressful. But then you go, well, wait

1739
01:22:56,760 --> 01:22:58,840
Speaker 1: a minute, if he gets a Rod out, he's got junior.

1740
01:22:58,880 --> 01:23:00,559
Speaker 2: And then if he gets Junior out, he's got Edgar.

1741
01:23:00,600 --> 01:23:02,479
Speaker 1: And then if he gets Edgar out, he's got fucking

1742
01:23:02,560 --> 01:23:04,360
Speaker 1: Jay Buner and Pulsa right like it was.

1743
01:23:05,080 --> 01:23:07,519
Speaker 2: It was like the craziest level of a video game ever.

1744
01:23:07,640 --> 01:23:11,080
Speaker 2: That is insane. Murderers row. It was crazy. I don't

1745
01:23:11,240 --> 01:23:13,080
Speaker 2: fucking rich Armor all get out of the box score

1746
01:23:13,120 --> 01:23:19,160
Speaker 2: you pinch Runner. You remember the final out.

1747
01:23:18,320 --> 01:23:23,760
Speaker 4: I don't pop up to your boys hit it one

1748
01:23:23,800 --> 01:23:24,639
Speaker 4: hundred feet in the air.

1749
01:23:25,560 --> 01:23:28,599
Speaker 2: Jeter had to pop out to shortstop. Incredible. How about

1750
01:23:28,600 --> 01:23:31,439
Speaker 2: there's a guy on third when he's celebrating, It's incredible.

1751
01:23:31,479 --> 01:23:34,200
Speaker 2: I mean there was always runners on. It was so weird.

1752
01:23:34,240 --> 01:23:37,800
Speaker 4: The last inning was like I like Cardiac Arrest City

1753
01:23:37,840 --> 01:23:41,320
Speaker 4: over here is like walks a ride. Then you get

1754
01:23:41,320 --> 01:23:45,160
Speaker 4: the ground out to first from Griffy where uh where

1755
01:23:45,200 --> 01:23:48,000
Speaker 4: Paul Yill was literally or Tina Martiez literally dives to

1756
01:23:48,080 --> 01:23:50,519
Speaker 4: first to touch to get him out.

1757
01:23:50,880 --> 01:23:53,080
Speaker 1: Remember Griffy had like a horrible It was like a

1758
01:23:53,200 --> 01:23:55,759
Speaker 1: very weird Griffy game, like it was just gobbage.

1759
01:23:55,800 --> 01:23:56,519
Speaker 2: It was very weird.

1760
01:23:56,560 --> 01:23:58,599
Speaker 4: And then you get then you get a wild pitch,

1761
01:23:58,680 --> 01:24:00,640
Speaker 4: so you got or another walking wild pitch, so you

1762
01:24:00,680 --> 01:24:02,920
Speaker 4: got runners on second and third one out.

1763
01:24:02,920 --> 01:24:06,559
Speaker 2: It's like and he threw like one hundred and forty pitches. Insane,

1764
01:24:06,960 --> 01:24:09,799
Speaker 2: that is, and they years old.

1765
01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:13,240
Speaker 1: It's like he does cocaine. He'll be all right, Hey,

1766
01:24:13,280 --> 01:24:15,320
Speaker 1: you want to cook that coke? You're going back out

1767
01:24:15,439 --> 01:24:18,880
Speaker 1: you want to warm Let me warm it up for you. Hey, Doc,

1768
01:24:19,400 --> 01:24:21,160
Speaker 1: I'm from Boston. Out Let me warm it up for you.

1769
01:24:21,280 --> 01:24:21,439
Speaker 3: Doc.

1770
01:24:21,479 --> 01:24:23,600
Speaker 1: You gotta go back out there, free basic Jim. I

1771
01:24:23,640 --> 01:24:26,160
Speaker 1: remember Jim Abbott's no hitter was on fourth of July.

1772
01:24:26,560 --> 01:24:29,760
Speaker 1: It was a first one since then nineteen ninety three.

1773
01:24:29,880 --> 01:24:33,880
Speaker 1: The fourth of July, a Rod won the Al Batting Crown,

1774
01:24:34,040 --> 01:24:37,679
Speaker 1: first shortstop to win in fifty six years New York

1775
01:24:37,960 --> 01:24:38,920
Speaker 1: Quick YANKI.

1776
01:24:39,160 --> 01:24:43,000
Speaker 4: Bow on that game to nothing, no hitter, seven hits

1777
01:24:43,000 --> 01:24:46,840
Speaker 4: for the Yankees, five strikeouts, six walks for Doc, the

1778
01:24:46,880 --> 01:24:48,960
Speaker 4: only no hitter of his career. He'd had a one

1779
01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:51,800
Speaker 4: hitter before this the Cubs back in the eighties. But

1780
01:24:52,200 --> 01:24:54,040
Speaker 4: I mean, just an all time legacy game.

1781
01:24:54,280 --> 01:24:56,559
Speaker 2: It's amazing. He never had no hitters with the Mets.

1782
01:24:56,600 --> 01:24:59,160
Speaker 2: He was people. Don't people sleep on Doc. He was

1783
01:24:59,200 --> 01:25:03,519
Speaker 2: a monster. We're watching the highlight to him. It was amazing.

1784
01:25:03,600 --> 01:25:05,240
Speaker 2: And when he was a mat he was, but then

1785
01:25:05,280 --> 01:25:06,639
Speaker 2: he had I think he.

1786
01:25:06,640 --> 01:25:11,000
Speaker 1: Was getting him and Strawberry kept writing each other out.

1787
01:25:11,240 --> 01:25:15,400
Speaker 6: Coke Strawberry. Strawberry was on this Yankees team too.

1788
01:25:15,640 --> 01:25:18,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crab. There's some guys that make the bat

1789
01:25:18,720 --> 01:25:21,280
Speaker 1: look like a whiffleball bat. Strawberry was one. It just

1790
01:25:21,320 --> 01:25:23,920
Speaker 1: looked like a toothpick in his hands. Gary Sheffield made it.

1791
01:25:26,520 --> 01:25:27,879
Speaker 2: Just looked like they were making sawdust.

1792
01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:30,879
Speaker 6: Just Sheffield may have the second best swing after Griffy,

1793
01:25:31,040 --> 01:25:31,400
Speaker 6: but he's a.

1794
01:25:31,479 --> 01:25:32,280
Speaker 2: Right, He's Righty.

1795
01:25:32,840 --> 01:25:35,200
Speaker 1: It's but it's so much effort. Any guy, you say,

1796
01:25:35,680 --> 01:25:37,680
Speaker 1: you see all the work involved. When Griffy is just

1797
01:25:37,720 --> 01:25:43,320
Speaker 1: literally like casting, like under the bushes, he's casting for

1798
01:25:43,439 --> 01:25:45,519
Speaker 1: like trying to get some bass on.

1799
01:25:45,520 --> 01:25:48,559
Speaker 2: His he does just looks smooth, smooth. Now, what's the

1800
01:25:48,640 --> 01:25:49,599
Speaker 2: legacy of this game?

1801
01:25:49,920 --> 01:25:53,280
Speaker 1: Jay, it's just the I think it's you never know

1802
01:25:53,360 --> 01:25:54,840
Speaker 1: when greatness is gonna happen.

1803
01:25:55,080 --> 01:25:57,880
Speaker 2: You know, I was watching Reverend T. D. Jakes.

1804
01:25:57,880 --> 01:25:59,519
Speaker 1: This gonna sound like I'm making a joke, but I'm not.

1805
01:26:00,160 --> 01:26:02,320
Speaker 1: And Godless he the.

1806
01:26:02,400 --> 01:26:03,559
Speaker 2: First Tdjake's reference.

1807
01:26:03,960 --> 01:26:08,639
Speaker 1: Tdjke's you know when David slayed Goliath in the Bible,

1808
01:26:09,400 --> 01:26:12,280
Speaker 1: he wasn't in a battle with the giants. He made

1809
01:26:12,400 --> 01:26:15,439
Speaker 1: lunch to bring it to the other guys and he

1810
01:26:15,479 --> 01:26:17,599
Speaker 1: got caught up in it spur of the moment, and

1811
01:26:17,640 --> 01:26:19,880
Speaker 1: then he just was like, oh shit, I don't have

1812
01:26:20,000 --> 01:26:22,280
Speaker 1: I'm not prepared for battle. And he got a slingshot

1813
01:26:22,320 --> 01:26:26,760
Speaker 1: in a rock and he killed Goliath. Uh So it's

1814
01:26:26,840 --> 01:26:30,040
Speaker 1: kind of like this is your David where he just

1815
01:26:30,120 --> 01:26:33,000
Speaker 1: showed up and he just it's it's very it's very

1816
01:26:33,040 --> 01:26:36,879
Speaker 1: patriot way, like do your fucking job, show up, prepare,

1817
01:26:37,040 --> 01:26:39,559
Speaker 1: do this, walk out there, do this, hit the cutoff man,

1818
01:26:39,960 --> 01:26:42,679
Speaker 1: and then you just never know when magic's gonna happen.

1819
01:26:42,920 --> 01:26:48,360
Speaker 1: And this was absolute magic. It was just a weak night. Yeah,

1820
01:26:48,760 --> 01:26:50,920
Speaker 1: it's fucking cold out first three innings, you're like, bro,

1821
01:26:50,960 --> 01:26:53,680
Speaker 1: it's freezing. Yeah, and then all of a sudden e

1822
01:26:54,840 --> 01:26:58,000
Speaker 1: and you're watching how many Hall of Famers total there were?

1823
01:26:58,160 --> 01:27:00,120
Speaker 2: I believe it was six? Let me do we'll check here.

1824
01:27:00,400 --> 01:27:02,479
Speaker 4: You got wade boxed Jim Rains there to your Marion,

1825
01:27:02,800 --> 01:27:07,960
Speaker 4: Joe Tory four uh sevenez ye total?

1826
01:27:09,080 --> 01:27:14,080
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Now, I mean this is a perfect, little,

1827
01:27:15,280 --> 01:27:17,560
Speaker 2: perfect little day. Old Milton calls.

1828
01:27:17,280 --> 01:27:19,360
Speaker 1: You over, Milky Milton's a good guy.

1829
01:27:19,439 --> 01:27:21,960
Speaker 2: Hey, Jay, let's go make lunch for the Giants. And

1830
01:27:21,960 --> 01:27:23,639
Speaker 2: then all of a sudden, you guys just take out

1831
01:27:23,640 --> 01:27:25,559
Speaker 2: the rock and fucking knock the Giants out. You go

1832
01:27:25,600 --> 01:27:27,920
Speaker 2: to the best baseball game, fucking New York Yankees of

1833
01:27:27,960 --> 01:27:32,280
Speaker 2: adisince nineteen ninety three. I mean, Jesus Christ. Yeah, sometimes

1834
01:27:32,320 --> 01:27:35,080
Speaker 2: just the Keita life is showing up rights you to

1835
01:27:35,120 --> 01:27:37,599
Speaker 2: go to the game. Go, let's grade the game. Let's

1836
01:27:37,600 --> 01:27:38,680
Speaker 2: see where it stands.

1837
01:27:38,800 --> 01:27:44,920
Speaker 1: You can't spell spiritual without ritual, gentlemen, I'm not working

1838
01:27:44,960 --> 01:27:45,280
Speaker 1: over there.

1839
01:27:45,320 --> 01:27:48,160
Speaker 2: Facts facts, It's kind of true.

1840
01:27:50,160 --> 01:27:52,800
Speaker 1: Through your laundry, fold the laundry, just through the things

1841
01:27:52,840 --> 01:27:55,679
Speaker 1: every day. That's what you want to get spiritual through

1842
01:27:55,720 --> 01:27:56,479
Speaker 1: your to your thanks.

1843
01:27:56,760 --> 01:27:57,679
Speaker 2: I need to be ritual.

1844
01:27:58,040 --> 01:28:01,479
Speaker 4: We got to talk nine two thousand and six World

1845
01:28:01,479 --> 01:28:04,120
Speaker 4: Series in eight year, like started the Yankees running.

1846
01:28:04,160 --> 01:28:06,120
Speaker 2: This is the start. This is probably time to be

1847
01:28:06,160 --> 01:28:09,320
Speaker 2: a Yankee fan. You know why Joe Torrey left.

1848
01:28:09,640 --> 01:28:12,839
Speaker 1: Why his contract was up and they put a bonus

1849
01:28:12,880 --> 01:28:14,680
Speaker 1: clause in that if he would get more money if

1850
01:28:14,680 --> 01:28:17,600
Speaker 1: he won the World Series, And he was so insulted

1851
01:28:17,680 --> 01:28:22,479
Speaker 1: that like you think I'm gonna manage differently, Like he

1852
01:28:22,560 --> 01:28:25,200
Speaker 1: wanted us like, I'm making the numbers up, but I'll

1853
01:28:25,200 --> 01:28:26,760
Speaker 1: go low, so you know I'm making it up. He

1854
01:28:26,800 --> 01:28:29,400
Speaker 1: wanted one he wanted two million. They offered him one million,

1855
01:28:29,479 --> 01:28:31,960
Speaker 1: and they're like, how about one million, and we'll give

1856
01:28:32,000 --> 01:28:34,080
Speaker 1: you two million if you win the World Series? And

1857
01:28:34,080 --> 01:28:36,320
Speaker 1: he was like, you think I'm gonna manage differently if

1858
01:28:36,320 --> 01:28:37,840
Speaker 1: there's an incentive to win the World Series.

1859
01:28:38,040 --> 01:28:40,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, they just couldn't come to terms with that. I

1860
01:28:40,360 --> 01:28:45,200
Speaker 2: wish I was as stern as Joe Tory in my contract.

1861
01:28:45,200 --> 01:28:49,320
Speaker 1: He did my sitcom Gary Unmarried, and then as you know,

1862
01:28:49,439 --> 01:28:53,160
Speaker 1: as himself, and then Jimmy Burrows, the director comes.

1863
01:28:53,240 --> 01:28:55,559
Speaker 2: He did every episode of everything. He goes, what do

1864
01:28:55,600 --> 01:28:55,760
Speaker 2: you do?

1865
01:28:55,800 --> 01:28:57,040
Speaker 1: He's got his arm around me, and he goes, what

1866
01:28:57,040 --> 01:28:58,360
Speaker 1: do you do if you got a real pain in

1867
01:28:58,400 --> 01:29:02,080
Speaker 1: the ass on your team? And Joe Tory goes, well,

1868
01:29:02,120 --> 01:29:03,680
Speaker 1: how bad do you need him? He goes, Oh, I

1869
01:29:03,720 --> 01:29:05,360
Speaker 1: need him. He goes, well, there you go. He goes,

1870
01:29:05,400 --> 01:29:07,599
Speaker 1: I had David Wells. I couldn't stand that fucking guy,

1871
01:29:08,920 --> 01:29:10,960
Speaker 1: but I needed him every third game in the World Series.

1872
01:29:10,960 --> 01:29:12,639
Speaker 1: I put Boomer out there and he'd handle his business.

1873
01:29:12,680 --> 01:29:13,400
Speaker 1: So I put up with it.

1874
01:29:13,479 --> 01:29:16,040
Speaker 2: I'm like yeah, speaking of no hitters, Yeah.

1875
01:29:16,120 --> 01:29:19,720
Speaker 1: Joe Torrey told me if David Wells and David Cohnes, no,

1876
01:29:20,120 --> 01:29:23,679
Speaker 1: how about three no hitters under Joe Tory. If David

1877
01:29:23,720 --> 01:29:27,320
Speaker 1: Wells and David Cohnes were on opposite days, neither both

1878
01:29:27,320 --> 01:29:30,120
Speaker 1: would have gotten litten up because Cone needed it hot

1879
01:29:30,200 --> 01:29:32,800
Speaker 1: for his ball to move, and Boomer was fat and

1880
01:29:32,840 --> 01:29:33,320
Speaker 1: a drunk.

1881
01:29:33,320 --> 01:29:34,599
Speaker 2: He couldn't have pitched in the heat.

1882
01:29:36,160 --> 01:29:38,960
Speaker 1: So like, if you flip flop their starts, they probably

1883
01:29:39,000 --> 01:29:40,200
Speaker 1: don't make it out of the fourth inning.

1884
01:29:42,439 --> 01:29:44,280
Speaker 2: Crazy. You want to hear the best Joe Tory thing

1885
01:29:44,280 --> 01:29:44,880
Speaker 2: he ever told me?

1886
01:29:45,000 --> 01:29:47,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, he went to take David Cone off the mound

1887
01:29:47,560 --> 01:29:49,240
Speaker 1: in the World Series and he always wonder what they

1888
01:29:49,240 --> 01:29:52,280
Speaker 1: say out there, And when he gets out there, David

1889
01:29:52,320 --> 01:29:53,519
Speaker 1: Cohn goes, I feel good?

1890
01:29:53,560 --> 01:29:55,120
Speaker 2: He goes, then, what the fuck am I doing?

1891
01:29:55,120 --> 01:30:00,760
Speaker 1: Out Here's the greatest sports thing I've ever heard in

1892
01:30:00,800 --> 01:30:01,320
Speaker 1: my life?

1893
01:30:02,120 --> 01:30:03,479
Speaker 2: If what the fuck am I doing? I do you

1894
01:30:03,520 --> 01:30:06,680
Speaker 2: feel so good? Oh?

1895
01:30:06,320 --> 01:30:08,519
Speaker 1: Uh? The big thing was at the end of the game,

1896
01:30:08,640 --> 01:30:10,760
Speaker 1: we were guessing what the New York Post would say,

1897
01:30:10,760 --> 01:30:12,400
Speaker 1: because you could always count on the New York Post

1898
01:30:12,479 --> 01:30:15,400
Speaker 1: have like a cheeky pun and I'm like it's gonna

1899
01:30:15,439 --> 01:30:17,960
Speaker 1: say doctor. We all put like twenty bucks in a hat.

1900
01:30:18,320 --> 01:30:20,439
Speaker 1: There's two of Milton's friends were there too, and I

1901
01:30:20,800 --> 01:30:22,880
Speaker 1: guess doctor know, and I nailed it, and so I

1902
01:30:22,960 --> 01:30:24,080
Speaker 1: also won eighty bucks.

1903
01:30:24,560 --> 01:30:25,680
Speaker 2: Doctor doctor No.

1904
01:30:25,920 --> 01:30:28,000
Speaker 4: They don't miss, do they? The doctor No, Gay, the

1905
01:30:28,040 --> 01:30:31,639
Speaker 4: post doesn't miss. We'll be right back after this quick break.

1906
01:30:32,560 --> 01:30:35,000
Speaker 2: Let's name the game. These are a group of names

1907
01:30:35,040 --> 01:30:39,280
Speaker 2: that we came up with. Jay A doctor's a doctor

1908
01:30:39,320 --> 01:30:43,200
Speaker 2: today keeps the hits away. A doctor today keeps the

1909
01:30:43,280 --> 01:30:47,240
Speaker 2: hits away. It's like a doctor doctor day, keeps reach

1910
01:30:47,960 --> 01:30:52,000
Speaker 2: the doc goodn't no hitter. It's doctor doctor No, doctor no,

1911
01:30:52,240 --> 01:30:53,360
Speaker 2: it's doctor doctor No.

1912
01:30:53,880 --> 01:30:56,680
Speaker 1: But you know what, I appreciate the hustle boys, I

1913
01:30:56,720 --> 01:30:58,800
Speaker 1: really do. I love the I wish I could have

1914
01:30:58,800 --> 01:30:59,720
Speaker 1: a staff to work like this.

1915
01:31:00,080 --> 01:31:02,600
Speaker 2: Let's score the game. Is this the greatest game of

1916
01:31:02,640 --> 01:31:04,920
Speaker 2: all time? Let's you know what goes against it?

1917
01:31:04,920 --> 01:31:10,439
Speaker 1: Steaks zero zero stak, it's fucking may zero to ten deals.

1918
01:31:10,479 --> 01:31:13,439
Speaker 2: Okay, Jake gives it a zero.

1919
01:31:13,560 --> 01:31:15,479
Speaker 4: Wow, that might be our first zero in a long time.

1920
01:31:15,600 --> 01:31:16,880
Speaker 4: I mean, it's a professional game.

1921
01:31:16,920 --> 01:31:19,680
Speaker 2: I gotta give it. I'll give it one. I'll give

1922
01:31:19,680 --> 01:31:26,040
Speaker 2: it a one. Point eight five point nine. I'm going high.

1923
01:31:26,200 --> 01:31:29,240
Speaker 2: I did a two point one. All right, star power.

1924
01:31:29,240 --> 01:31:32,559
Speaker 2: There's fucking stars galore in this ten ten to fuck,

1925
01:31:33,000 --> 01:31:34,120
Speaker 2: a lot of Hall of famers, a lot of Hall

1926
01:31:34,120 --> 01:31:34,519
Speaker 2: of famers.

1927
01:31:34,520 --> 01:31:37,479
Speaker 1: Your Patriot teams, which which you know I had front

1928
01:31:37,520 --> 01:31:40,200
Speaker 1: row seats too, didn't have you had Tom Brady.

1929
01:31:40,920 --> 01:31:45,440
Speaker 2: You're a g but bro, this is like, this is crazy. Yeah,

1930
01:31:45,720 --> 01:31:55,680
Speaker 2: geta gita. I'm gonna go eight point nine. Actually you're

1931
01:31:55,680 --> 01:31:58,439
Speaker 2: going nine. I gotta go nine. All right's fucking everyone

1932
01:31:58,520 --> 01:31:59,840
Speaker 2: everyone on this team, both teams.

1933
01:32:00,040 --> 01:32:03,280
Speaker 1: It's nine points keeping you from ten to nine point

1934
01:32:03,320 --> 01:32:04,320
Speaker 1: one because there's no.

1935
01:32:04,280 --> 01:32:09,400
Speaker 2: Perposon perfect maybe an All Star game gameplay of this game,

1936
01:32:10,479 --> 01:32:14,000
Speaker 2: you're out of ten. Gerald Williams. I was a smoke

1937
01:32:14,080 --> 01:32:16,200
Speaker 2: play at the very beginning a gameplay.

1938
01:32:16,240 --> 01:32:18,760
Speaker 1: I mean it's mid you know you got the one

1939
01:32:18,800 --> 01:32:21,920
Speaker 1: great catch, but you got six walks, you get six.

1940
01:32:22,760 --> 01:32:25,559
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with like a seven to one, all right,

1941
01:32:25,560 --> 01:32:30,400
Speaker 2: put me up for seven to two seven one seven, No, no,

1942
01:32:30,600 --> 01:32:32,439
Speaker 2: keep me a six. I had a six point eight

1943
01:32:32,720 --> 01:32:36,720
Speaker 2: six point one. Doctor. No, we gotta score the name

1944
01:32:36,760 --> 01:32:39,400
Speaker 2: of the game. That's really the name. Can't beat the name,

1945
01:32:39,720 --> 01:32:44,160
Speaker 2: So score oh, ten ten, that's a great name. I'm

1946
01:32:44,160 --> 01:32:47,880
Speaker 2: gonna go. He was also forty. Yeah, I'm gonna go

1947
01:32:47,880 --> 01:32:51,840
Speaker 2: with the ninety nine nine nine, No nine, just not

1948
01:32:51,960 --> 01:32:54,680
Speaker 2: even nine. I had a seven to three. I had

1949
01:32:54,680 --> 01:32:57,240
Speaker 2: a five point one. It's a good name. Six point

1950
01:32:57,520 --> 01:32:58,120
Speaker 2: one one.

1951
01:32:58,360 --> 01:33:03,679
Speaker 6: It's our new ninety second game. It's just between twenty

1952
01:33:03,800 --> 01:33:07,360
Speaker 6: fourteen NLDS Game two Giants versus Nationals, and just ahead

1953
01:33:07,360 --> 01:33:10,559
Speaker 6: of two thousand and eight Week three preseason game Texans

1954
01:33:10,640 --> 01:33:12,200
Speaker 6: versus Cowboys.

1955
01:33:13,360 --> 01:33:18,479
Speaker 4: I mean, thanks for showing up, Ja, Oh my gosh.

1956
01:33:18,080 --> 01:33:20,240
Speaker 2: Jay, if you think I mean, it probably got the

1957
01:33:20,280 --> 01:33:22,200
Speaker 2: same amount of ratings as that preseason game.

1958
01:33:22,560 --> 01:33:24,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well I know you got all the New

1959
01:33:24,840 --> 01:33:26,920
Speaker 1: York our first no hitter and show history.

1960
01:33:27,520 --> 01:33:28,120
Speaker 2: That's our first.

1961
01:33:28,160 --> 01:33:33,439
Speaker 1: No, no, I can't believe it's behind Dolf Ziggler Kilber

1962
01:33:33,960 --> 01:33:34,800
Speaker 1: sixty point game.

1963
01:33:35,920 --> 01:33:37,559
Speaker 2: No, chill Gill. You know what.

1964
01:33:37,640 --> 01:33:39,200
Speaker 1: I've been a list fully in my whole life. I

1965
01:33:39,280 --> 01:33:41,840
Speaker 1: just have to accept this is great. I have such

1966
01:33:41,840 --> 01:33:47,760
Speaker 1: at the top is the top Falcon's pats.

1967
01:33:47,760 --> 01:33:50,200
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Patriots, Patriots, Patriots.

1968
01:33:50,320 --> 01:33:52,720
Speaker 1: There's no bias here. Look at the Stanley Cups and

1969
01:33:52,760 --> 01:33:57,200
Speaker 1: the Miracle on isis fifth. Yeah, it's fucking high. It's

1970
01:33:57,240 --> 01:34:00,200
Speaker 1: fucked it's a great But that's a great, that's great game.

1971
01:34:00,720 --> 01:34:02,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, should be higher. Who are you talking about? It's

1972
01:34:02,800 --> 01:34:03,240
Speaker 2: top five.

1973
01:34:03,280 --> 01:34:05,400
Speaker 6: We're about to hit our hundredth game, and we're going

1974
01:34:05,479 --> 01:34:08,519
Speaker 6: to reevaluate this list too, because there's some there's some

1975
01:34:08,600 --> 01:34:09,520
Speaker 6: big discrapm.

1976
01:34:11,200 --> 01:34:14,880
Speaker 2: Wheelchair game where he pooped his pants. He said he

1977
01:34:14,920 --> 01:34:19,639
Speaker 2: didn't technically didn't. He said, this is I had such

1978
01:34:19,680 --> 01:34:21,240
Speaker 2: a good time I was looking forward to this. This

1979
01:34:21,280 --> 01:34:28,000
Speaker 2: is awesome today. Man, let go, let's go.

1980
01:34:28,640 --> 01:34:33,320
Speaker 1: We did that with uh Jackson, Joe Jackson, how great

1981
01:34:33,439 --> 01:34:34,639
Speaker 1: wash Randy Moss.

1982
01:34:34,720 --> 01:34:37,439
Speaker 2: The roll of Randy was awesome. He thought you were

1983
01:34:37,479 --> 01:34:41,960
Speaker 2: a coach. No, he thought rich Ornberger was a coach. Okay,

1984
01:34:42,600 --> 01:34:44,719
Speaker 2: I didn't know who that is. So he was alive

1985
01:34:44,880 --> 01:34:47,280
Speaker 2: that Randy Muger drafted in the same time, got any

1986
01:34:47,320 --> 01:34:51,479
Speaker 2: Randy Moss gems for me. He's such a country bumpkin. Yeah.

1987
01:34:51,520 --> 01:34:55,160
Speaker 2: He It was funny. Every Saturday, it's Saturday, you get

1988
01:34:55,160 --> 01:34:58,960
Speaker 2: to uh it's travel day. So meetings started like you

1989
01:34:59,000 --> 01:35:02,679
Speaker 2: get to sleep in. Meeting started like eight thirty nine,

1990
01:35:02,840 --> 01:35:05,479
Speaker 2: and uh, we'd always come in and we'd have a

1991
01:35:05,479 --> 01:35:08,759
Speaker 2: team meeting for like thirty five minutes Bill Gover's last keys,

1992
01:35:08,760 --> 01:35:10,680
Speaker 2: and we'd break them to offense defense, have like a

1993
01:35:10,680 --> 01:35:14,040
Speaker 2: thirty minute offense defense, and then we'd have like twenty

1994
01:35:14,040 --> 01:35:18,479
Speaker 2: minutes individuals. So we're all broken up in receiver running back.

1995
01:35:18,520 --> 01:35:23,200
Speaker 2: This that Every Saturday, Randy would come in and he'd

1996
01:35:23,200 --> 01:35:26,400
Speaker 2: be sitting down. He has dude ragging, his headphones on

1997
01:35:27,640 --> 01:35:30,960
Speaker 2: and a hoodover, and he'd be into the meeting early

1998
01:35:31,680 --> 01:35:34,960
Speaker 2: and he'd sit there and he'd be explaining to one

1999
01:35:35,000 --> 01:35:38,519
Speaker 2: of the younger receivers, whoever it was. It could be me,

2000
01:35:38,680 --> 01:35:42,360
Speaker 2: it could be New, it could be Nuke, it could

2001
01:35:42,400 --> 01:35:44,360
Speaker 2: be one of the guys. He'd be sitting talking about

2002
01:35:44,360 --> 01:35:47,080
Speaker 2: the sixty minutes from the night before or not the

2003
01:35:47,120 --> 01:35:49,599
Speaker 2: sixty minutes of day line d first date line, dateline.

2004
01:35:49,640 --> 01:35:53,160
Speaker 2: He'd sit there, he'd be like, this motherfucker, now he

2005
01:35:53,160 --> 01:35:56,840
Speaker 2: could cut his dick off, and this bitch I said no.

2006
01:35:57,080 --> 01:36:01,000
Speaker 2: He'd be just explaining the story like that, and then

2007
01:36:01,080 --> 01:36:03,800
Speaker 2: our coach will walk in. He'd go on for a

2008
01:36:03,800 --> 01:36:06,000
Speaker 2: good it'd be like a twenty minute meet. He didn't

2009
01:36:06,000 --> 01:36:08,880
Speaker 2: go on for like twelve minutes. The coach it was

2010
01:36:08,880 --> 01:36:13,400
Speaker 2: his first year there, so Randy had more pool, so

2011
01:36:13,400 --> 01:36:18,080
Speaker 2: so he would like try to, hey, Randy, you think

2012
01:36:18,120 --> 01:36:21,560
Speaker 2: we could get into their dbs. Wait out, chatty, I

2013
01:36:21,600 --> 01:36:24,400
Speaker 2: got it. That's one more thing. So like every Saturday

2014
01:36:24,439 --> 01:36:29,560
Speaker 2: we heard what dateline was from that Friday, and it

2015
01:36:29,880 --> 01:36:32,320
Speaker 2: was just so it was. It was just a cool dude.

2016
01:36:33,200 --> 01:36:35,160
Speaker 2: Like he would bust my balls because I was a rookie.

2017
01:36:35,200 --> 01:36:36,960
Speaker 2: I played with him two years or one and a

2018
01:36:37,000 --> 01:36:40,800
Speaker 2: half years, and you know, he he wouldn't show me

2019
01:36:40,840 --> 01:36:42,639
Speaker 2: love in front of the boys, but when the boys

2020
01:36:42,680 --> 01:36:46,640
Speaker 2: weren't around. You know, I used to have to go

2021
01:36:46,640 --> 01:36:48,880
Speaker 2: get the food for a travel day, and like I

2022
01:36:49,240 --> 01:36:51,160
Speaker 2: was a seventh throwned guy, so I didn't make any money.

2023
01:36:51,400 --> 01:36:53,280
Speaker 2: He'd know, He's give me all the money and stuff

2024
01:36:53,280 --> 01:36:55,400
Speaker 2: because usually the rookie has to pay for it. He'd

2025
01:36:55,400 --> 01:36:57,880
Speaker 2: always look out. He'd look out when people weren't looking.

2026
01:36:57,960 --> 01:37:00,920
Speaker 2: But he you know, he kind of big bro it.

2027
01:37:01,560 --> 01:37:04,519
Speaker 2: He's in my goat discussion. Oh, he's definitely a top

2028
01:37:04,640 --> 01:37:07,680
Speaker 2: I'm with you there three two two top two him

2029
01:37:07,720 --> 01:37:09,880
Speaker 2: and Jerry. Who else is up there before you? Jay,

2030
01:37:10,360 --> 01:37:17,280
Speaker 2: Wayne Corvette. We just had Keithon Johnson on the show.

2031
01:37:18,120 --> 01:37:20,400
Speaker 2: It was fun. The Jets had like three years and

2032
01:37:21,960 --> 01:37:25,040
Speaker 2: we had real small, smurfy guy. It was Lavernius Cole

2033
01:37:25,160 --> 01:37:26,920
Speaker 2: Santana Moss went for beet So.

2034
01:37:27,000 --> 01:37:30,120
Speaker 1: Lavinius was the tallest at six foot, but they all

2035
01:37:30,160 --> 01:37:31,280
Speaker 1: blocked their dicks off.

2036
01:37:31,560 --> 01:37:35,160
Speaker 2: They were they were nasty. Charlie Weiss, Yeah, get him

2037
01:37:35,200 --> 01:37:37,719
Speaker 2: in there. You better get that fucking force. That safety's

2038
01:37:37,720 --> 01:37:40,519
Speaker 2: in there, go blow them up. Better get that four force?

2039
01:37:41,320 --> 01:37:45,719
Speaker 2: What force hit that gap? Got to hit the gap.

2040
01:37:45,920 --> 01:37:52,759
Speaker 2: Come on, block harder, guys. See that's they keep scoring.

2041
01:37:53,360 --> 01:37:57,439
Speaker 2: Right there. Is when I learned what a good coach was,

2042
01:37:58,560 --> 01:38:00,400
Speaker 2: because when I got to a good when I got

2043
01:38:00,439 --> 01:38:03,120
Speaker 2: to a team that had good coaches, I stopped hearing

2044
01:38:03,200 --> 01:38:06,840
Speaker 2: that you got a block harder. It was, hey, you

2045
01:38:06,920 --> 01:38:09,200
Speaker 2: drop your right foot, you put your right hand in

2046
01:38:09,280 --> 01:38:12,200
Speaker 2: his chest plate, you get your like It was explaining

2047
01:38:12,600 --> 01:38:15,639
Speaker 2: the technique instead of explaining for effort.

2048
01:38:15,840 --> 01:38:19,520
Speaker 1: So when you said Belichick had his final keys, yeah,

2049
01:38:19,560 --> 01:38:22,400
Speaker 1: did he give you things that were actually accessible and

2050
01:38:22,439 --> 01:38:23,840
Speaker 1: you could access mid game?

2051
01:38:24,280 --> 01:38:27,760
Speaker 2: He could give us like he would show like a

2052
01:38:26,840 --> 01:38:32,000
Speaker 2: forty play cut up of the team we're playing, of

2053
01:38:32,120 --> 01:38:35,040
Speaker 2: our play and maybe trends around the league that were

2054
01:38:35,040 --> 01:38:39,280
Speaker 2: going on at that time. Look fellas some guy you know,

2055
01:38:39,320 --> 01:38:41,639
Speaker 2: took his helmet off the week before, got a fifteen

2056
01:38:41,720 --> 01:38:44,880
Speaker 2: yard penalty. Look like we don't need this fucking shit.

2057
01:38:45,120 --> 01:38:48,280
Speaker 2: He would put the five penalties where guys got their

2058
01:38:48,439 --> 01:38:51,840
Speaker 2: helmet taken off and got a fifteen yard flag, Like

2059
01:38:51,960 --> 01:38:54,559
Speaker 2: if you got a problem, just get off the fucking field.

2060
01:38:54,640 --> 01:38:56,599
Speaker 2: Like that's how he would do. So, like you knew

2061
01:38:56,640 --> 01:39:00,160
Speaker 2: in a fighting citch, we can't touch a raft. You

2062
01:39:00,200 --> 01:39:03,200
Speaker 2: can't pull them off a pile. You can't pull your

2063
01:39:03,240 --> 01:39:07,160
Speaker 2: guy off the pile that's fifteen yards. Like it was

2064
01:39:07,200 --> 01:39:12,559
Speaker 2: a reminder cut up or like offense, Look, we're gonna

2065
01:39:12,880 --> 01:39:15,760
Speaker 2: we need to be inside out and he's showing a

2066
01:39:15,800 --> 01:39:18,799
Speaker 2: play of a Dominican sue or something where he's blowing

2067
01:39:18,880 --> 01:39:20,880
Speaker 2: up and they're not chipping them. We need to fucking

2068
01:39:20,960 --> 01:39:25,719
Speaker 2: you know, like little reminders. He would do stuff like that. Now, receivers, look,

2069
01:39:25,760 --> 01:39:28,200
Speaker 2: if we have a crew that's gonna hold, these guys

2070
01:39:28,240 --> 01:39:32,320
Speaker 2: are gonna hold you. Okay, they hold, So don't bitch

2071
01:39:32,320 --> 01:39:35,040
Speaker 2: at the receiver or this do business is business is

2072
01:39:35,120 --> 01:39:37,439
Speaker 2: being done, okay. So if you see how the refs

2073
01:39:37,439 --> 01:39:39,880
Speaker 2: calling it early, we go on, we go, and we go,

2074
01:39:40,160 --> 01:39:42,360
Speaker 2: you know, like he would give us those kind of reminders,

2075
01:39:43,000 --> 01:39:46,720
Speaker 2: little things with the protections or a coverage, little things

2076
01:39:46,720 --> 01:39:49,320
Speaker 2: that he looked at overall on the whole team, and

2077
01:39:49,360 --> 01:39:52,920
Speaker 2: then each offense and defensive coordinator would have their own

2078
01:39:53,000 --> 01:39:54,720
Speaker 2: keys when we break up and we do that same

2079
01:39:54,800 --> 01:39:55,200
Speaker 2: kind of thing.

2080
01:39:55,439 --> 01:39:58,759
Speaker 1: What's something like we're unfolded and like the Malcolm Butler

2081
01:39:58,760 --> 01:40:00,360
Speaker 1: interception I understand, like went over.

2082
01:40:00,439 --> 01:40:00,599
Speaker 2: Yeah.

2083
01:40:00,600 --> 01:40:03,240
Speaker 1: He would say shit like, look something you experienced on

2084
01:40:03,400 --> 01:40:04,080
Speaker 1: game speed.

2085
01:40:04,120 --> 01:40:07,639
Speaker 2: You went, oh shit, I know exactly what to do here. Yeah,

2086
01:40:07,640 --> 01:40:12,679
Speaker 2: I remember, I remember one time like he said, look, fellas,

2087
01:40:13,560 --> 01:40:16,160
Speaker 2: there's gonna be an opportunity for us to run when

2088
01:40:16,240 --> 01:40:19,280
Speaker 2: back this game they do not have good coverage, and

2089
01:40:19,320 --> 01:40:22,760
Speaker 2: like he says, I'm just telling you, if we get this,

2090
01:40:23,320 --> 01:40:25,600
Speaker 2: we will win the game. And we we housed to

2091
01:40:25,720 --> 01:40:29,679
Speaker 2: kick because they were vulnerable. We were like I housed

2092
01:40:29,760 --> 01:40:31,760
Speaker 2: upon or something like. It was like one of those

2093
01:40:31,800 --> 01:40:35,519
Speaker 2: things like there's he would always predict shit like, look,

2094
01:40:36,120 --> 01:40:38,160
Speaker 2: there's gonna be a time in the game where we're

2095
01:40:38,160 --> 01:40:40,120
Speaker 2: gonna need to stop and then we're gonna do this,

2096
01:40:40,680 --> 01:40:43,040
Speaker 2: which in if you think back on it, you're like, well,

2097
01:40:43,120 --> 01:40:46,280
Speaker 2: I mean that's kind of like just common sense. But

2098
01:40:46,439 --> 01:40:49,879
Speaker 2: like to break down complexity, things that we've been studying

2099
01:40:49,920 --> 01:40:51,840
Speaker 2: all week to like, all right, these are the four

2100
01:40:51,880 --> 01:40:54,519
Speaker 2: things we really need to work on, Like think about okay,

2101
01:40:54,880 --> 01:40:58,760
Speaker 2: red area, tighten down, third down, no easy play here,

2102
01:41:00,080 --> 01:41:02,479
Speaker 2: take care of the football. We do those things. You

2103
01:41:02,479 --> 01:41:04,719
Speaker 2: guys already put the hay in the bank. We already

2104
01:41:04,880 --> 01:41:07,799
Speaker 2: were already prepared. Everything will also take care of yourself.

2105
01:41:08,120 --> 01:41:12,639
Speaker 2: Greatest coach of all time? Yeahright, Who can argue that, Jay,

2106
01:41:12,640 --> 01:41:15,519
Speaker 2: we missed anything on this game? I don't think so.

2107
01:41:15,640 --> 01:41:17,599
Speaker 1: I can't tell you what a great time I had

2108
01:41:17,640 --> 01:41:20,400
Speaker 1: that was talking about memory Lane that I got fired

2109
01:41:20,479 --> 01:41:21,439
Speaker 1: up watching that ship.

2110
01:41:22,000 --> 01:41:24,240
Speaker 2: This was a This was a fun game, and I

2111
01:41:24,280 --> 01:41:27,120
Speaker 2: feel like baseball is coming back. And when you I

2112
01:41:27,120 --> 01:41:28,400
Speaker 2: thought you were going to come on and do a

2113
01:41:28,439 --> 01:41:30,800
Speaker 2: Jets game. I was getting excited, like, why the fuck's

2114
01:41:30,840 --> 01:41:33,519
Speaker 2: he doing a Yankees game? But then when you told

2115
01:41:33,600 --> 01:41:35,760
Speaker 2: us the game, we started started doing the real I

2116
01:41:35,800 --> 01:41:36,599
Speaker 2: was gonna do a Jets game.

2117
01:41:36,600 --> 01:41:39,360
Speaker 1: I would have done Curtis Martin taking the latter and

2118
01:41:39,400 --> 01:41:41,599
Speaker 1: then throwing the touchdown to Wayne Corbett on Monday night

2119
01:41:41,640 --> 01:41:44,160
Speaker 1: in Miami and the rain, yes, and then Wayne just

2120
01:41:44,200 --> 01:41:44,920
Speaker 1: handing the ball to.

2121
01:41:44,920 --> 01:41:48,479
Speaker 2: The ref act like you've been scrappy. Wayne would have

2122
01:41:48,479 --> 01:41:49,320
Speaker 2: been a great Patriot.

2123
01:41:49,680 --> 01:41:51,680
Speaker 1: He would have been well, I mean that was like

2124
01:41:51,760 --> 01:41:54,560
Speaker 1: also a friend I keep mentioning because my Payah.

2125
01:41:54,120 --> 01:41:55,960
Speaker 2: Well you know that that was. He played kind of

2126
01:41:56,000 --> 01:41:58,160
Speaker 2: Patriot football with parcels and all that shit.

2127
01:41:58,439 --> 01:42:01,360
Speaker 1: He said, parcels if you were a rookie. He was

2128
01:42:01,400 --> 01:42:03,000
Speaker 1: the most motivating coach in the world.

2129
01:42:03,160 --> 01:42:05,360
Speaker 2: On year four. You want to fucking strangle him.

2130
01:42:06,160 --> 01:42:08,840
Speaker 1: So when he got his new contract, every time he

2131
01:42:08,880 --> 01:42:10,800
Speaker 1: walked in a room, he'd stop and go, hey, it's

2132
01:42:10,840 --> 01:42:13,040
Speaker 1: the great Wayne crab bet everybody you know he just

2133
01:42:13,040 --> 01:42:13,559
Speaker 1: got paid.

2134
01:42:14,360 --> 01:42:17,120
Speaker 2: Every practice here comes the great Wayne group and he's like,

2135
01:42:17,160 --> 01:42:20,400
Speaker 2: what the fuck's wrong with this guy? In year six?

2136
01:42:21,160 --> 01:42:25,720
Speaker 2: Why is he fucking with me? It's the more popular

2137
01:42:26,160 --> 01:42:28,240
Speaker 2: you got and the more money you made. Sometimes in

2138
01:42:28,280 --> 01:42:30,639
Speaker 2: that coaching regime, they wanted to bring you. Did Bill

2139
01:42:30,680 --> 01:42:35,479
Speaker 2: ever play like mind games with you? Not We've already

2140
01:42:35,479 --> 01:42:38,639
Speaker 2: been here for two hours? Oh okay, that's all he did.

2141
01:42:38,720 --> 01:42:43,839
Speaker 2: I mean, those guys are those guys are like mastermind guys.

2142
01:42:44,200 --> 01:42:46,000
Speaker 2: They know how to get the best out of their guys.

2143
01:42:46,360 --> 01:42:49,439
Speaker 1: You one of the best my wrestlers ever wrestled was

2144
01:42:49,439 --> 01:42:51,920
Speaker 1: We're at a tournament somewhere and I don't know, LA

2145
01:42:52,000 --> 01:42:55,400
Speaker 1: is so good. But I had a really young squad

2146
01:42:55,800 --> 01:42:57,640
Speaker 1: and I was at palis Ades High and when we

2147
01:42:57,640 --> 01:42:59,360
Speaker 1: were young, but we were gonna put like two guys

2148
01:42:59,360 --> 01:43:03,800
Speaker 1: into States. And I go, man, fucking I'm just sitting

2149
01:43:03,800 --> 01:43:05,800
Speaker 1: like you gotta wait in the bleachers all day, like

2150
01:43:05,840 --> 01:43:08,280
Speaker 1: match here, match there, to eight in the morning, two

2151
01:43:08,320 --> 01:43:10,280
Speaker 1: in the afternoon. I go, guys, come here, if we

2152
01:43:10,360 --> 01:43:12,920
Speaker 1: roll up these mats and we just fucking throw hands,

2153
01:43:12,920 --> 01:43:14,880
Speaker 1: which school do you think is winning? And they're like,

2154
01:43:16,120 --> 01:43:18,840
Speaker 1: I think we would. I go, I'll fuck him up.

2155
01:43:18,920 --> 01:43:20,800
Speaker 1: I pointed a coach. I go, I'll fuck him up.

2156
01:43:20,840 --> 01:43:23,320
Speaker 1: Can you fuck him up? And they just got him

2157
01:43:23,320 --> 01:43:25,479
Speaker 1: thinking street fight and they went out there and they

2158
01:43:25,479 --> 01:43:28,080
Speaker 1: were just like, just mauled guys. I go, yeah, fuck

2159
01:43:28,120 --> 01:43:28,559
Speaker 1: these guys.

2160
01:43:28,680 --> 01:43:30,760
Speaker 2: And that's the best thing a coach can do is

2161
01:43:30,800 --> 01:43:32,960
Speaker 2: get his players up. Now, they all do it differently,

2162
01:43:33,479 --> 01:43:36,439
Speaker 2: but the best ones can get guys up. I love coaching.

2163
01:43:36,560 --> 01:43:38,200
Speaker 1: I remember once we went to this tour. I was

2164
01:43:38,240 --> 01:43:40,639
Speaker 1: coaching Beverly Hills High. Ryan Faintitch was the head coach.

2165
01:43:40,680 --> 01:43:43,719
Speaker 1: We went to this tournament, UH, and it's called Freak

2166
01:43:43,760 --> 01:43:45,200
Speaker 1: show in Las Vegas, big deal.

2167
01:43:45,439 --> 01:43:46,559
Speaker 2: We take buses out.

2168
01:43:46,400 --> 01:43:49,599
Speaker 1: There and we all they all take a shit. They're

2169
01:43:49,640 --> 01:43:50,759
Speaker 1: just deer in the lights.

2170
01:43:51,000 --> 01:43:53,479
Speaker 2: It's huge. It's like karate Kid final scene.

2171
01:43:53,479 --> 01:43:56,800
Speaker 1: Big and we all fucking take a dump, stalling getting

2172
01:43:56,800 --> 01:44:00,559
Speaker 1: called for stalling. So Monday we're back in town. Monday,

2173
01:44:00,640 --> 01:44:02,439
Speaker 1: we show up to the wrestling room and coach is

2174
01:44:02,439 --> 01:44:04,599
Speaker 1: standing there. The door to the wrestling room is locked,

2175
01:44:04,600 --> 01:44:06,680
Speaker 1: and he goes, what are you guys doing? Like you

2176
01:44:06,680 --> 01:44:10,120
Speaker 1: got unlock the door. He goes, why so we can practice.

2177
01:44:10,160 --> 01:44:13,120
Speaker 1: He goes, well, you guys showed you don't like to wrestle,

2178
01:44:13,160 --> 01:44:14,519
Speaker 1: so we're gonna spend a week on the track.

2179
01:44:15,760 --> 01:44:16,719
Speaker 2: And we go down on the track.

2180
01:44:16,720 --> 01:44:18,439
Speaker 1: But he brings all the freeways down in the track

2181
01:44:18,479 --> 01:44:20,679
Speaker 1: and he had these guys running holding free weights.

2182
01:44:21,160 --> 01:44:23,799
Speaker 2: He goes, you're gonna fucking beg me to wrestle.

2183
01:44:24,360 --> 01:44:24,479
Speaker 3: Yea.

2184
01:44:24,720 --> 01:44:26,840
Speaker 2: He had them doing, you know, lawnmowers.

2185
01:44:26,840 --> 01:44:29,200
Speaker 1: When he grabbed the guy's feet and the nurse came

2186
01:44:29,240 --> 01:44:31,800
Speaker 1: out and said, you can't this is abuse because their

2187
01:44:31,800 --> 01:44:33,360
Speaker 1: hands were bleeding on the artificial turf.

2188
01:44:33,720 --> 01:44:36,200
Speaker 2: He goes, you can't have them do this on school property.

2189
01:44:36,200 --> 01:44:40,320
Speaker 1: He goes, fine, Pico Boulevard, the entire wrestling team doing

2190
01:44:40,320 --> 01:44:43,960
Speaker 1: wheelbarrows up and down Pico Boulevard in Beverly Hills. He goes,

2191
01:44:44,040 --> 01:44:47,320
Speaker 1: and then by Wednesday they were like I watching it.

2192
01:44:47,400 --> 01:44:50,559
Speaker 1: I was like, this is really like bad. And he goes,

2193
01:44:51,200 --> 01:44:54,160
Speaker 1: and then finally one of the captains goes, we're really

2194
01:44:54,200 --> 01:44:59,240
Speaker 1: gonna wrestle. There's these two twins, Chris and Art. I

2195
01:44:59,240 --> 01:45:01,200
Speaker 1: forget the wast but there was twins and they came

2196
01:45:01,280 --> 01:45:03,120
Speaker 1: up to him and they're like, we're really going to wrestle.

2197
01:45:03,160 --> 01:45:06,400
Speaker 1: We'll make sure everybody wrestles. And they unlocked the wrestling

2198
01:45:06,439 --> 01:45:07,840
Speaker 1: room and it's like the rest of the year, we

2199
01:45:07,920 --> 01:45:09,200
Speaker 1: just fucking housed everybody.

2200
01:45:09,360 --> 01:45:12,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's got the fear of the track incredible. He

2201
01:45:12,160 --> 01:45:14,800
Speaker 2: used to have the old coach Joe front run what's

2202
01:45:14,800 --> 01:45:17,720
Speaker 2: that one? He just he'd run us. The first two

2203
01:45:17,720 --> 01:45:19,479
Speaker 2: weeks of Pop Warner, they would try to get kids

2204
01:45:19,520 --> 01:45:22,719
Speaker 2: to quit because you wanted a certain roster size for playing,

2205
01:45:23,400 --> 01:45:26,400
Speaker 2: because if you had like thirty two guys, each guy

2206
01:45:26,439 --> 01:45:28,920
Speaker 2: had to play like six plays. But if you had

2207
01:45:28,960 --> 01:45:32,200
Speaker 2: like thirty six guys, each guy had to play like

2208
01:45:32,479 --> 01:45:34,920
Speaker 2: five plays, so you play a less So there was

2209
01:45:34,960 --> 01:45:37,240
Speaker 2: like a sweet Mark. So they check get all these

2210
01:45:37,280 --> 01:45:40,320
Speaker 2: kids to sign up and bop Warner and then run us.

2211
01:45:40,320 --> 01:45:45,280
Speaker 2: Today in Redwood City, they run us till we puked spleechers,

2212
01:45:45,640 --> 01:45:47,439
Speaker 2: and you try to get kids to quit because you

2213
01:45:47,479 --> 01:45:49,519
Speaker 2: didn't want a roster size too big, because every kid

2214
01:45:49,520 --> 01:45:51,320
Speaker 2: had to play Who's the guy on the Patriots that

2215
01:45:51,479 --> 01:45:57,960
Speaker 2: never got tired running? Um never got tired for like

2216
01:45:58,080 --> 01:46:02,799
Speaker 2: fives for like a long time, it was me, Slate Hogan.

2217
01:46:04,560 --> 01:46:07,240
Speaker 2: We were the rabbits, like in conditioning they call it

2218
01:46:07,280 --> 01:46:12,439
Speaker 2: the rabbit Ebner Ebner Ebbs. He could run because he

2219
01:46:12,479 --> 01:46:15,439
Speaker 2: would go do the rugby shit. I had a good time, buddy,

2220
01:46:15,560 --> 01:46:18,400
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for coming on everyone. Oh we're

2221
01:46:18,400 --> 01:46:19,880
Speaker 2: still going. I didn't even we're still going. I thought

2222
01:46:19,840 --> 01:46:25,559
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2223
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Speaker 2: Spotify and YouTube.

2224
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2225
01:46:28,680 --> 01:46:31,840
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2226
01:46:32,040 --> 01:46:34,920
Speaker 1: Jmore thirty seven. Follow me and let me know that

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2228
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2229
01:46:39,000 --> 01:46:43,360
Speaker 2: Let's freaking go, Thanks, bro Man, that was awesome. Jase

2230
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Speaker 2: a Beast love him.

2231
01:46:45,240 --> 01:46:48,000
Speaker 6: You know, he had a moment that we designed this

2232
01:46:48,040 --> 01:46:50,200
Speaker 6: show for when you just see a roster you haven't

2233
01:46:50,200 --> 01:46:51,920
Speaker 6: looked at in twenty years. I thought about in twenty

2234
01:46:51,960 --> 01:46:54,000
Speaker 6: years and just all the names just bring all these memories.

2235
01:46:54,280 --> 01:46:56,080
Speaker 6: He was having that, and I was very happy that

2236
01:46:56,160 --> 01:46:58,080
Speaker 6: he was having that experience here on games with names.

2237
01:46:58,120 --> 01:46:58,840
Speaker 2: That's what you gotta do.

2238
01:46:58,840 --> 01:47:00,599
Speaker 4: Man, if you you know you were a real ball

2239
01:47:00,640 --> 01:47:02,559
Speaker 4: nor if you just pull up the Wikipedia, you see

2240
01:47:02,560 --> 01:47:04,760
Speaker 4: the roster and it like takes you back. It's like

2241
01:47:04,800 --> 01:47:07,200
Speaker 4: when you hear a song or a you have a smell,

2242
01:47:07,600 --> 01:47:08,719
Speaker 4: takes your back seeing a roster.

2243
01:47:09,040 --> 01:47:11,719
Speaker 2: He knows sport, he does. He knows ball, he knows

2244
01:47:11,760 --> 01:47:14,679
Speaker 2: his lineups and stuff like you could tell he loved

2245
01:47:14,720 --> 01:47:16,600
Speaker 2: it and he had deep cut stories.

2246
01:47:16,200 --> 01:47:18,760
Speaker 4: About like, yeah, that was a funny. The twentieth guy

2247
01:47:18,760 --> 01:47:22,360
Speaker 4: on the roster. That was awesome. Man, don't dictate the

2248
01:47:22,520 --> 01:47:25,120
Speaker 4: terms of your journey. Jay was poetic out there today.

2249
01:47:25,200 --> 01:47:26,880
Speaker 2: He's got a couple T shirts. He has a T

2250
01:47:27,040 --> 01:47:30,479
Speaker 2: shirt and some bumper stickers. He was good. He was

2251
01:47:30,479 --> 01:47:33,639
Speaker 2: spitting in the Nutthouse. Well you know what time it is.

2252
01:47:33,920 --> 01:47:36,639
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2255
01:47:48,280 --> 01:47:54,920
Speaker 2: that sound. Cheers boys, Mmm, taste so good? When so good?

2256
01:47:54,920 --> 01:47:57,800
Speaker 2: One in your lips? Well, uh, what are we doing?

2257
01:47:58,200 --> 01:48:00,160
Speaker 2: A little little uh? Starting five year may take is

2258
01:48:00,160 --> 01:48:00,519
Speaker 2: into this thing.

2259
01:48:00,560 --> 01:48:03,879
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is another edition of Starting five where Jules

2260
01:48:04,120 --> 01:48:08,600
Speaker 4: Kyler and myself build our perfect starting five for any situation.

2261
01:48:09,160 --> 01:48:10,560
Speaker 2: It could be yard.

2262
01:48:10,320 --> 01:48:15,160
Speaker 4: Games, it could be movies, it could be you name it.

2263
01:48:16,000 --> 01:48:18,360
Speaker 4: We can build a starting five for any situation. And

2264
01:48:18,400 --> 01:48:22,479
Speaker 4: today it is movies, and we're talking sports movies in

2265
01:48:22,560 --> 01:48:25,880
Speaker 4: honor of Bob Sugar in one of the best sports movies, Sugarman,

2266
01:48:26,439 --> 01:48:28,920
Speaker 4: Bob Sugar, No man on this thing.

2267
01:48:29,000 --> 01:48:34,480
Speaker 2: I'm not searching for anybody here. This is looking Sugar. Yeah.

2268
01:48:34,600 --> 01:48:35,960
Speaker 2: This is ain't no searching for Sugarman.

2269
01:48:36,080 --> 01:48:36,320
Speaker 1: This is.

2270
01:48:38,400 --> 01:48:39,840
Speaker 2: Bob search Sugar.

2271
01:48:40,040 --> 01:48:42,400
Speaker 4: One of the best portrayals of an agent all time,

2272
01:48:42,640 --> 01:48:45,120
Speaker 4: right up there with Stevie Grant. I know everyone's gonna say,

2273
01:48:45,120 --> 01:48:47,439
Speaker 4: Ari Gold you you casuals, But.

2274
01:48:47,400 --> 01:48:51,200
Speaker 2: The real heads, no, who's Stevie Grant? Dude, Bob Odenkirk

2275
01:48:51,280 --> 01:48:54,599
Speaker 2: and Larry Sanders come on Oh, very good, very good.

2276
01:48:54,640 --> 01:48:57,080
Speaker 2: I didn't watch that. Today.

2277
01:48:57,720 --> 01:49:02,519
Speaker 4: We are building a starting five for the Ultimate Sports Movies.

2278
01:49:02,920 --> 01:49:06,000
Speaker 4: Kyler will draft his five Jeweles will draft his, and

2279
01:49:06,080 --> 01:49:10,200
Speaker 4: I will draft mine. This is a snake draft, Kyler,

2280
01:49:10,200 --> 01:49:12,960
Speaker 4: you need to keep us on the tracks. Snake drafts

2281
01:49:12,960 --> 01:49:16,040
Speaker 4: confuse me me too. I'm easily got a lot.

2282
01:49:15,880 --> 01:49:17,519
Speaker 6: Of heat in the comments for how little you guys

2283
01:49:17,600 --> 01:49:18,639
Speaker 6: understood snake drafts.

2284
01:49:18,680 --> 01:49:21,160
Speaker 4: Well, every time I'm doing a snake draft, I know

2285
01:49:21,200 --> 01:49:22,680
Speaker 4: I have the scroller to help me when I'm doing

2286
01:49:22,720 --> 01:49:24,200
Speaker 4: it on my my fantasy website.

2287
01:49:24,200 --> 01:49:25,080
Speaker 2: Here, I don't have the scroller.

2288
01:49:25,120 --> 01:49:26,920
Speaker 6: So if you pick first in one round, the next

2289
01:49:27,000 --> 01:49:30,200
Speaker 6: round you pick last and just goes back and natty bullshit.

2290
01:49:30,439 --> 01:49:31,920
Speaker 4: I know, though, That's why you gotta keep us on

2291
01:49:31,960 --> 01:49:34,720
Speaker 4: the tracks, Baby, keep us on the tracks. Who are

2292
01:49:34,840 --> 01:49:36,800
Speaker 4: doing starting five sports movies?

2293
01:49:38,040 --> 01:49:40,280
Speaker 2: We're not going You're on the things the worst one.

2294
01:49:40,280 --> 01:49:40,800
Speaker 2: Every time.

2295
01:49:41,479 --> 01:49:44,679
Speaker 6: Middle is great. Everyone loves middle. Okay, and then no,

2296
01:49:44,720 --> 01:49:46,200
Speaker 6: no cheats, no.

2297
01:49:45,840 --> 01:49:49,439
Speaker 2: No poolt computers. We're not looking at the straight from

2298
01:49:49,479 --> 01:49:50,280
Speaker 2: straight off the dome.

2299
01:49:50,479 --> 01:49:54,160
Speaker 4: You will not see these fingers googling a thing ready

2300
01:49:55,320 --> 01:49:58,040
Speaker 4: with the number one pick in the draft.

2301
01:49:58,320 --> 01:50:03,880
Speaker 2: I am choosing Bad News Bears Bears, the Old One.

2302
01:50:03,760 --> 01:50:08,400
Speaker 4: The Old One, Walter Matthow, Kelly Leak, Yes, number one,

2303
01:50:08,600 --> 01:50:13,040
Speaker 4: number one, great movie, All Timer, red striped beer.

2304
01:50:13,880 --> 01:50:17,920
Speaker 2: Oh, I got a couple. I'm gonna this is one

2305
01:50:17,920 --> 01:50:22,200
Speaker 2: of my favorite Remember the Titans, the Titans, some things,

2306
01:50:21,920 --> 01:50:25,280
Speaker 2: shun shine, shed a tear, shed some tears. I'm gonna

2307
01:50:25,280 --> 01:50:29,680
Speaker 2: go with Miracle Solid again. So Kyler goes again. I'm

2308
01:50:29,680 --> 01:50:37,320
Speaker 2: gonna go with Happy Gilmore. Wow. Good one, you guys. Okay,

2309
01:50:37,960 --> 01:50:40,800
Speaker 2: your first pick was a Disney movie. Bro Bad News

2310
01:50:40,840 --> 01:50:45,640
Speaker 2: Bears is terrible. I'm going difference.

2311
01:50:46,000 --> 01:50:53,680
Speaker 4: Number ten lot, Yes, great pick, suckers. You ready for

2312
01:50:53,720 --> 01:50:57,920
Speaker 4: this bad Boy Space Jam, Space Jam g first one

2313
01:50:58,800 --> 01:51:01,000
Speaker 4: if you want to you okay.

2314
01:51:01,040 --> 01:51:01,880
Speaker 2: So Jack goes again.

2315
01:51:02,080 --> 01:51:05,280
Speaker 4: Oh, I love the Snake Draft. I am going to

2316
01:51:05,360 --> 01:51:08,120
Speaker 4: go with Let's put Jerry McGuire in there.

2317
01:51:08,280 --> 01:51:10,719
Speaker 7: Let's put Jerry as good. Okay, let's put Jerry McGuire

2318
01:51:10,720 --> 01:51:17,880
Speaker 7: in there. Jules water Boy good one time, All Timer.

2319
01:51:18,000 --> 01:51:18,880
Speaker 7: You can do it.

2320
01:51:20,280 --> 01:51:23,599
Speaker 2: Oh, No, we suck again. We were just talking about

2321
01:51:23,640 --> 01:51:29,679
Speaker 2: Henry Winkler. Yes, that drawing up plays in his little

2322
01:51:29,720 --> 01:51:35,200
Speaker 2: note pet. No, I'm gonna go with Moneyball Solid Solid.

2323
01:51:35,479 --> 01:51:37,800
Speaker 6: All time film, and I'm gonna follow that up with

2324
01:51:37,880 --> 01:51:40,600
Speaker 6: slapshot shout out Paul Newman.

2325
01:51:40,880 --> 01:51:48,600
Speaker 2: I like it. Oh for me program Oh underrated, underrated,

2326
01:51:49,840 --> 01:51:51,760
Speaker 2: underrated Number four.

2327
01:51:51,800 --> 01:51:55,040
Speaker 4: I'm going with the Fighter, Baby, The Fighter, Mickey Ward,

2328
01:51:55,400 --> 01:51:56,800
Speaker 4: Dicky Ecklyn.

2329
01:51:56,520 --> 01:51:59,559
Speaker 2: David O Russell, don't do it. The Fighter was good

2330
01:51:59,760 --> 01:52:05,000
Speaker 2: by is great? Mark Wahlberg, Marky Mark, Oh again? Yes,

2331
01:52:05,720 --> 01:52:06,280
Speaker 2: I love the Snake.

2332
01:52:06,360 --> 01:52:09,640
Speaker 4: Draft you gotta leake he goes back and for you

2333
01:52:09,640 --> 01:52:12,040
Speaker 4: gotta love the snake. How about this one? Let's hit

2334
01:52:12,040 --> 01:52:13,920
Speaker 4: the course baby, Let's go Team Cup.

2335
01:52:14,600 --> 01:52:18,640
Speaker 2: Yes, I mean Costner. He could be on Gotta Go

2336
01:52:18,720 --> 01:52:23,719
Speaker 2: Days of Thunder. Oh yeah, Nascar Cruise. So I cannot

2337
01:52:23,800 --> 01:52:28,280
Speaker 2: I can'tnot watch that movie. Hey he hit me, No Carle,

2338
01:52:28,920 --> 01:52:33,920
Speaker 2: he rubbed you, and rubbing is racing. John c Riley,

2339
01:52:34,040 --> 01:52:36,080
Speaker 2: two NASCAR movies, two Nascar movies.

2340
01:52:37,520 --> 01:52:41,479
Speaker 6: Interesting here, He's not gonna go Talladagon That could be interesting,

2341
01:52:41,640 --> 01:52:41,960
Speaker 6: could be?

2342
01:52:42,040 --> 01:52:46,080
Speaker 2: Could be? What else to be? God here? Hoosiers Classic?

2343
01:52:46,479 --> 01:52:46,920
Speaker 2: You got a lot?

2344
01:52:47,040 --> 01:52:51,960
Speaker 6: You're not gonna gois all right? Longest Yard good? I'm

2345
01:52:51,960 --> 01:52:54,360
Speaker 6: not gonna go Which one you would you? Original remakes?

2346
01:52:54,439 --> 01:52:57,400
Speaker 2: Standler really not around? I think so, just because of

2347
01:52:57,439 --> 01:53:00,599
Speaker 2: an Era. But I'm gonna go with Caddy shack Ah.

2348
01:53:00,800 --> 01:53:05,680
Speaker 2: Great pick, great, it's good. I fucking roasted both of

2349
01:53:05,720 --> 01:53:06,400
Speaker 2: you guys again.

2350
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Speaker 4: Two golf movies in his tops ton Man of the Year,

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Speaker 4: six man.

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Speaker 6: All right, okay, then I go again. Rudy is in there,

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01:53:14,240 --> 01:53:15,559
Speaker 6: although I heard Rudy was a prick.

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01:53:18,200 --> 01:53:20,960
Speaker 2: I do. I do love Vince Vaughan and John fab Bro.

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01:53:21,720 --> 01:53:24,960
Speaker 2: It's a great movie. Great movie. Yeah, but timer and asshole.

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01:53:25,120 --> 01:53:28,320
Speaker 4: Hey, the story is good, great story. Vince Vaughan was

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01:53:28,320 --> 01:53:31,280
Speaker 4: credited as Vincent Voughan in that movie. Fun fact, if

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01:53:31,320 --> 01:53:33,920
Speaker 4: you read the credits young young Men.

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01:53:33,920 --> 01:53:34,280
Speaker 2: I hadn't.

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01:53:34,640 --> 01:53:37,599
Speaker 6: I didn't think past I'm surprised no one said draft

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01:53:37,680 --> 01:53:40,559
Speaker 6: Day yet, draft Day, draft Day.

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01:53:40,600 --> 01:53:42,479
Speaker 2: Well, it might be on the might be on the clock.

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01:53:43,040 --> 01:53:47,479
Speaker 2: The pick is in did I'm just gonna go with

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01:53:47,520 --> 01:53:50,000
Speaker 2: Hoosiers because I can't think of anyone else. Gotta go

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01:53:50,040 --> 01:53:53,200
Speaker 2: feel the dreams. Wow, if you build it, they will come,

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01:53:53,280 --> 01:53:55,839
Speaker 2: They will come. Have you watched that recently? Yeah, it's amazing,

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01:53:56,040 --> 01:53:57,599
Speaker 2: Like most of it is just like a road trip

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01:53:57,640 --> 01:54:01,920
Speaker 2: movie with fucking jazerl zones. Yeah. Uh, it's a great movie.

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01:54:02,000 --> 01:54:04,320
Speaker 2: You know it's not They will come. It's he will come. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's dad.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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01:54:06,320 --> 01:54:09,720
Speaker 4: Everyone, the the the zeitgeist has made it.

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01:54:10,200 --> 01:54:12,360
Speaker 2: It's like a It's like, Luke, I am your father.

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01:54:12,400 --> 01:54:15,360
Speaker 2: He doesn't say that, Luke, what does he say? He

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01:54:15,479 --> 01:54:17,280
Speaker 2: just says, I am your father? Oh?

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01:54:20,080 --> 01:54:20,400
Speaker 3: Is it me?

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01:54:21,320 --> 01:54:24,240
Speaker 2: Photo? I think mine is like got a little bit

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01:54:24,280 --> 01:54:29,800
Speaker 2: of everything like yours. You don't say I got real action.

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01:54:30,520 --> 01:54:30,800
Speaker 2: I'm not.

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01:54:30,960 --> 01:54:32,760
Speaker 4: I'm not coming out attacking other people's I'm trying to

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01:54:32,800 --> 01:54:33,720
Speaker 4: build them up here.

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01:54:33,720 --> 01:54:36,240
Speaker 2: Tension makes for a great interd NFL movies for me.

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01:54:36,800 --> 01:54:39,040
Speaker 2: How about this? Movies are lacking in general.

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01:54:41,320 --> 01:54:46,080
Speaker 4: Any given Sunday is good, says I'm going it's.

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01:54:45,920 --> 01:54:49,280
Speaker 2: A great speech in an okay movie. That's a good movie.

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01:54:50,000 --> 01:54:52,800
Speaker 4: I'm going with this is I'm surprised knowing said this yet,

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01:54:53,040 --> 01:54:54,680
Speaker 4: Rookie of the Year. Man, I was just thinking about

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01:54:55,840 --> 01:55:00,160
Speaker 4: God's Gary Busey's name road.

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01:55:00,120 --> 01:55:06,440
Speaker 6: That Oh yeah, Daniels, Yeah, the Wet Band, the Stick,

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01:55:07,240 --> 01:55:08,840
Speaker 6: the webs too.

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01:55:10,120 --> 01:55:11,240
Speaker 2: We got a lot of good ones here.

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01:55:11,640 --> 01:55:13,240
Speaker 6: I mean, no, now, we just got to say something.

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01:55:13,520 --> 01:55:15,640
Speaker 6: People are yelling at their at their TVs right now.

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01:55:16,280 --> 01:55:17,320
Speaker 6: There's just the ones we've missed.

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01:55:17,320 --> 01:55:20,840
Speaker 2: Oh of course, I mean, I mean you could go

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01:55:21,480 --> 01:55:24,080
Speaker 2: countless Rush. I was gonna put rush like I was

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01:55:24,080 --> 01:55:28,320
Speaker 2: gonna love. I love race Car Movies, Dodgeball, Dodgeball's Major League.

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01:55:28,720 --> 01:55:33,720
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Friday Friday, Bull Durham. See, I like to

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01:55:33,720 --> 01:55:37,560
Speaker 2: remember the Titans Born Friday, like Sea Biscuit, White Man,

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01:55:37,560 --> 01:55:39,880
Speaker 2: Friday Night Lights when I was in high school, so

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01:55:40,000 --> 01:55:42,440
Speaker 2: like like you were kind of like like living it

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01:55:42,480 --> 01:55:44,800
Speaker 2: low key. Yeah, we were not really not like that.

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01:55:45,040 --> 01:55:49,280
Speaker 7: The next boys are there, PERI b the football there

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01:55:49,360 --> 01:55:53,480
Speaker 7: Man Varsity, Blue Fit, jan Great loving basketball.

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01:55:53,760 --> 01:55:55,720
Speaker 2: Loving basketball is one of my I should have put

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01:55:55,760 --> 01:55:56,200
Speaker 2: that on there.

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01:55:56,320 --> 01:56:00,360
Speaker 6: Hoop Dreams, billion dollar Baby, Okay, now we're it, and

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01:56:00,440 --> 01:56:03,200
Speaker 6: you know cool Runnings.

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01:56:02,880 --> 01:56:08,840
Speaker 8: Cool rating, Raging Ball, fuck yay, oh Blue Chips, eight

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01:56:08,880 --> 01:56:13,920
Speaker 8: Man Out, Hurricane Man, karate Kid there including.

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01:56:12,960 --> 01:56:16,120
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, any of the Rockies Wow Bill, Rocky

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01:56:16,160 --> 01:56:19,720
Speaker 2: one through four and starting ten for each of us. Man.

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01:56:20,280 --> 01:56:24,680
Speaker 4: The comment section is gonna be going creeping iron go documentary.

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01:56:24,160 --> 01:56:25,320
Speaker 2: Wow, Doc Wow.

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01:56:25,320 --> 01:56:27,560
Speaker 4: I didn't think about Doc one hundred percent. Julian Edelman,

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01:56:28,360 --> 01:56:29,080
Speaker 4: Thank you, Jack.

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01:56:32,360 --> 01:56:35,760
Speaker 2: Hey, I like that movie. That was fun Thanks that

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01:56:35,920 --> 01:56:38,000
Speaker 2: was that was funny. Other Bull Durham. We didn't say

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01:56:38,000 --> 01:56:41,440
Speaker 2: Bull Durham fudge you just for the love of the game,

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01:56:41,640 --> 01:56:42,800
Speaker 2: love that I watched that.

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01:56:43,040 --> 01:56:45,880
Speaker 6: We're calling the big Lebowski. We're calling the big Lebowski sports.

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01:56:47,720 --> 01:56:49,280
Speaker 6: And then there's there's bowling.

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01:56:49,320 --> 01:56:55,680
Speaker 2: Oh, base Kingpin base basketball, baseball gotta be in there, man,

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01:56:55,840 --> 01:56:57,640
Speaker 2: king Pins Austin. You guys rip on me one or

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01:56:57,720 --> 01:57:04,480
Speaker 2: two or three more here squeaking baseball. BASEketball was like

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01:57:04,600 --> 01:57:07,360
Speaker 2: very formative for me. I feel like free solo. Does

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01:57:07,360 --> 01:57:10,320
Speaker 2: that come? Yeah, but it's not that fun. Yeah, it's

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01:57:10,520 --> 01:57:13,879
Speaker 2: more like yeah, anxious.

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01:57:14,320 --> 01:57:16,520
Speaker 4: It's like me counting, Like uncut Gems is a sports movie,

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01:57:16,560 --> 01:57:17,440
Speaker 4: like I'm.

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01:57:17,320 --> 01:57:23,200
Speaker 2: Yeah the wrestler. That movie Blue Chips, that was a

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01:57:23,240 --> 01:57:23,720
Speaker 2: great one.

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01:57:23,880 --> 01:57:28,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, Leon bro Shack, he got God. I love bro

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01:57:29,640 --> 01:57:31,960
Speaker 4: Real and Jesus Wars.

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01:57:31,960 --> 01:57:35,760
Speaker 2: That's literally one of I just I love Denzel in

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01:57:35,840 --> 01:57:39,960
Speaker 2: sports movies. What else is he in? The two like

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01:57:40,040 --> 01:57:45,400
Speaker 2: two favorites, Ye remember the Titans. Yeah, those are two

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01:57:45,400 --> 01:57:48,120
Speaker 2: good as sports movies. Honestly, Tanya is good. Shut out

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01:57:48,120 --> 01:57:51,960
Speaker 2: Paul Walter Hauser. Shout out Paul Walter Haser. All right, cool,

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01:57:51,960 --> 01:57:54,000
Speaker 2: so let's just say, H'm real quick, Jack, what's your team?

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01:57:54,080 --> 01:57:58,600
Speaker 4: Let's go, baby, The definitive starting five Here, Bad News, Bears,

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01:57:58,600 --> 01:58:02,520
Speaker 4: Space Jam, Jerry McGuire, The Fighter, Tin Cup, and Rookie

2443
01:58:02,560 --> 01:58:02,840
Speaker 4: of the Year.

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01:58:02,880 --> 01:58:06,760
Speaker 2: I'm pleased with that. Yours is definitive. Mine is always ongoing.

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01:58:07,520 --> 01:58:11,280
Speaker 2: But for mine today remember the Titans one Sandlot to

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01:58:11,520 --> 01:58:16,720
Speaker 2: water Boy. Three for the program five Days of Thunder

2447
01:58:18,040 --> 01:58:22,600
Speaker 2: and six Man Off the Bench. Field of Dreams, I

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01:58:22,680 --> 01:58:25,240
Speaker 2: like that is miracle, but everything you know, I hit

2449
01:58:25,280 --> 01:58:29,600
Speaker 2: a little bit of you know, a heartfelt child fun

2450
01:58:30,200 --> 01:58:37,800
Speaker 2: sad Lot's a classic comedy, real life experience. Days of

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01:58:37,880 --> 01:58:41,320
Speaker 2: Thunder program is just like I remember watching that, like,

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01:58:41,400 --> 01:58:43,839
Speaker 2: oh my god, this is college football. It's fucking crazy.

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01:58:44,520 --> 01:58:47,160
Speaker 2: And then Field Dreams just want to feel good. I

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01:58:47,200 --> 01:58:51,040
Speaker 2: want to play catch with my dad in the cornfield, Cornfield, Iowa.

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01:58:51,280 --> 01:58:54,960
Speaker 6: And then my list is Miracle, Happy Gilmore, Moneyball, Slapshot, Caddyshack,

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01:58:55,240 --> 01:58:58,720
Speaker 6: and then honorable mention Hoosiers. I love it, man, flow

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01:58:58,800 --> 01:59:00,800
Speaker 6: us up, blow us up in the common. But we

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01:59:00,800 --> 01:59:02,000
Speaker 6: didn't even say mighty ducks.

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01:59:02,240 --> 01:59:04,120
Speaker 2: I was going to say that after you have because

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01:59:04,120 --> 01:59:05,640
Speaker 2: I saw you had all the hockey. I'm like, do

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01:59:05,680 --> 01:59:07,360
Speaker 2: I want to throw a hockey mighty blow.

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01:59:07,280 --> 01:59:09,760
Speaker 4: Up in that little so I'm just pulling up the

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01:59:09,760 --> 01:59:10,240
Speaker 4: list here right.

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01:59:10,400 --> 01:59:12,240
Speaker 6: I saw a meme o that was like if I

2465
01:59:12,240 --> 01:59:13,800
Speaker 6: think it's like if you watch a movie in reverse,

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01:59:13,840 --> 01:59:15,880
Speaker 6: it's such a certain thing. And there's a meme that's like,

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01:59:15,920 --> 01:59:17,880
Speaker 6: if you watch Mighty Ducks and reverse, it's a team

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01:59:18,000 --> 01:59:22,000
Speaker 6: so bad it makes a guy, uh turn to alcoholism.

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01:59:22,560 --> 01:59:24,880
Speaker 2: God, oh my gosh.

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01:59:25,000 --> 01:59:28,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, your punishment for a d ui be around a

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01:59:28,960 --> 01:59:32,120
Speaker 6: bunch of kids Mighty Ducks.

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01:59:32,280 --> 01:59:36,000
Speaker 2: And we don't have to worry about duys because as

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01:59:36,080 --> 01:59:39,960
Speaker 2: core Light fans as we are, we always celebrate responsibly.

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01:59:40,040 --> 01:59:42,600
Speaker 2: That's right, that's right, and that was chose own thanks

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01:59:42,640 --> 01:59:45,880
Speaker 2: to our favorite beer, Coors Light. Get cours Light delivered

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Speaker 2: straight to your door. Visit Coreslight dot com, slash g

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Speaker 2: w N and celebrate once again responsibly. Well what a game.

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01:59:54,440 --> 01:59:57,120
Speaker 2: That was a fun game to go down memory laying

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01:59:57,200 --> 02:00:00,440
Speaker 2: with great baseball. That was baseball baseb I was kind

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02:00:00,480 --> 02:00:02,920
Speaker 2: of back though. I went to that Dodgers game. That

2481
02:00:02,960 --> 02:00:05,320
Speaker 2: was really fun. Show Hay's gonna pitch? I think Show

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02:00:05,320 --> 02:00:07,880
Speaker 2: hayes by the time we dropped this, he could have

2483
02:00:07,880 --> 02:00:12,000
Speaker 2: been pitching too fast, almost too fast, you know, so fast.

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02:00:12,120 --> 02:00:14,400
Speaker 2: And let me give a little something about this Dodger Stadium.

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02:00:14,400 --> 02:00:18,560
Speaker 4: Okay, let him know, really cool, like that fifties, sixties vibe,

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02:00:19,000 --> 02:00:23,720
Speaker 4: really cool stadium, super Dodgers, dog all beef, really pretty good,

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02:00:23,880 --> 02:00:24,440
Speaker 4: pretty good.

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02:00:25,320 --> 02:00:30,960
Speaker 2: I got one thing. We can't bottle neck nine lanes

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02:00:32,400 --> 02:00:36,640
Speaker 2: to two and trying to enter this thing with no supervision.

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02:00:37,440 --> 02:00:40,840
Speaker 2: We're bottling necking and it's it's first it's it's it's

2491
02:00:40,960 --> 02:00:45,120
Speaker 2: like war out there trying to get into this goddamn stadium. Boy,

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02:00:45,320 --> 02:00:47,360
Speaker 2: that merged was something else, you know what? And I

2493
02:00:47,440 --> 02:00:50,560
Speaker 2: and I and I will say it was against the Giants,

2494
02:00:51,080 --> 02:00:54,240
Speaker 2: and we are Giants fans growing up. So I brought Lily.

2495
02:00:55,280 --> 02:00:58,480
Speaker 2: She's wearing an orange little shirt, wearing her little Giants hat,

2496
02:00:58,720 --> 02:01:03,640
Speaker 2: doing the go Giants go respectful fans. They not one chirp.

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02:01:03,760 --> 02:01:05,320
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I didn't eve, not one chirp,

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02:01:06,200 --> 02:01:10,360
Speaker 2: not a single chirp, really respectful. I'm they didn't chirp. Surprise, No.

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02:01:10,760 --> 02:01:12,240
Speaker 2: I was ready to throw hands in the parking lot.

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02:01:12,280 --> 02:01:16,560
Speaker 2: I wasn't shit. But it was a fun experience. Dodger

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02:01:16,600 --> 02:01:18,560
Speaker 2: Stadium was pretty cool. It was awesome. Man, I had

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02:01:18,560 --> 02:01:22,040
Speaker 2: a great time show show Hey does bring electricity? It

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02:01:22,080 --> 02:01:22,360
Speaker 2: really was.

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02:01:22,400 --> 02:01:25,200
Speaker 4: It's It's one of those like you gotta stop and realize,

2505
02:01:25,240 --> 02:01:27,520
Speaker 4: like fifty years from now you'll be telling your drink.

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02:01:27,400 --> 02:01:30,360
Speaker 2: Kid like I'm so Ronnie playing person. Yeah, we saw

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02:01:30,400 --> 02:01:33,640
Speaker 2: those kind of guys, saw him twice. That was incredible. Well,

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02:01:33,840 --> 02:01:36,360
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