1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:03,200 Speaker 1: Jubles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with d 2 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:06,920 Speaker 1: Uy's no laughing matter. Trust Jubles friends at one eight 3 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:09,880 Speaker 1: hundred dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense, 4 00:00:10,039 --> 00:00:13,400 Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred duy Away. Proud 5 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:16,919 Speaker 1: supporters of Jubules phone taps one eight hundred d you 6 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:26,680 Speaker 1: away taps on the twenties. Hello, Yes, I was looking 7 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:31,240 Speaker 1: for Don. Oh that's me, Hi Don. This is asparagus 8 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:38,280 Speaker 1: from Anterior Design. How are you sparagus? I'm good. It's 9 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:43,080 Speaker 1: really unusual name. Yes, sparagus. That is what I call myself. 10 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:45,760 Speaker 1: It's not my real name. But I go buy sparagus. 11 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:51,280 Speaker 1: Oh okay, whatever, sparagus. What can I do for you? 12 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:55,360 Speaker 1: So I can't wait any longer? What do you think? 13 00:00:56,640 --> 00:01:00,160 Speaker 1: What do I think about? What the transformation? Silly? What 14 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:05,040 Speaker 1: you think? You know what I'm talking about? No, I'm sorry, Um, sparagus. 15 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:08,360 Speaker 1: What are you calling from again? Interior Design, the interior 16 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:13,600 Speaker 1: design company you hire? Oh yeah, yeah, so so what 17 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:17,199 Speaker 1: you think? What you think? I cannot wait? I really 18 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:19,960 Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about. Your husband, Matthew let 19 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:25,160 Speaker 1: us in yesterday while you were at working. Yeah, yes, 20 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:28,399 Speaker 1: and we do a number on your living room or 21 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:34,560 Speaker 1: what what asparagus? There's nothing different about my living room. 22 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:37,240 Speaker 1: It's the same as it was yesterday. What the heck 23 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:39,560 Speaker 1: are you talking about? Did you say it's the same 24 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:44,240 Speaker 1: as it was yesterday? Yes, it was, yes, exactly. This 25 00:01:44,319 --> 00:01:49,320 Speaker 1: is so avant garde. What are you talking about? You 26 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:52,040 Speaker 1: guys came over yesterday? So when are you going to 27 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:54,720 Speaker 1: come over and do the renovation in my house? Are 28 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:58,600 Speaker 1: you gonna He's done, it is done, done, it has 29 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:02,960 Speaker 1: been done. Anything. Oh no, we did. We did so much. 30 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:06,280 Speaker 1: After spending hours walking around their living room. I'm taking 31 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:09,840 Speaker 1: two hundred pictures at least, I decided to go crazy. 32 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:14,760 Speaker 1: I go with white walls. Lands were already white, yes, 33 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:18,480 Speaker 1: talking about exactly, I decided to keep them white walls 34 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:23,680 Speaker 1: for the wind sparagus. I don't understand. I walked in 35 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:26,320 Speaker 1: over and did nothing. And no, you want me to 36 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:30,880 Speaker 1: say it's wonderful. No, No, I want a new design. Exactly, 37 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:35,280 Speaker 1: it is completely different. How is it different? Exactly? Just 38 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:38,440 Speaker 1: explain that to me, because it's the same white walls 39 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:41,919 Speaker 1: for the wind sparagus. Why do you keep saying your 40 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:45,360 Speaker 1: name all the time, that's just true. Well, it's my 41 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:48,320 Speaker 1: calling card, because you know your room has been styled 42 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:53,720 Speaker 1: by me. Sparagus. You came and you took pictures, apparently, 43 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:57,600 Speaker 1: and nothing change over two hundred pictures. I took them, 44 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:01,280 Speaker 1: and then I decided to do nothing. Well, no, what, 45 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:06,280 Speaker 1: you didn't do anything? Yes, exactly nothing. I hired you 46 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:09,840 Speaker 1: to do something and you did nothing. Doing nothing was 47 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:12,200 Speaker 1: exactly the point. But I guess if you're not into 48 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:15,640 Speaker 1: my artistic creativity, then fine, you may go with some 49 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:19,840 Speaker 1: I hired you to paint the walls, and that didn't happen. 50 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:22,440 Speaker 1: You know, there's exactly the same as they were. There's 51 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:24,400 Speaker 1: the white walls that I had before. It's not a 52 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:27,680 Speaker 1: different color white walls for the wind. It's not for 53 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:30,680 Speaker 1: the wind. I want something else besides white. I suppose 54 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:33,840 Speaker 1: if you must call another company to ruin what I've created, 55 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:37,400 Speaker 1: that's fine. I will send you a bill. No, no, Asparagus, 56 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:40,760 Speaker 1: I'm not paying a bill. We've established that you did nothing. Therefore, 57 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:43,520 Speaker 1: I am not paying for nothing. I gave you my 58 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:46,000 Speaker 1: art and I am charging for it. I will send 59 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:51,240 Speaker 1: you a bill fourteen thousand dollars. No what no, no, no, 60 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:55,760 Speaker 1: no, no no, no no no. I am not paying for it. Simpleton, simpleton, simpleton. 61 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:59,080 Speaker 1: Now you're insulting me. Yes, you have insulted me, and 62 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:01,800 Speaker 1: you do not understand the avant garde technique. If I 63 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:05,040 Speaker 1: don't go, technique means that you've scaled somebody out of 64 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:09,440 Speaker 1: thousands of dollars. Well, you have succeeding in that, not 65 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:12,240 Speaker 1: with me, but with other people because I'm not paying it. 66 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:14,640 Speaker 1: It means that I prank phone call you for the wind. 67 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:18,720 Speaker 1: What are you talking about? It means I prank phone 68 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:23,240 Speaker 1: call you for the wind. Sparagus. Yes, this is actually 69 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:25,719 Speaker 1: Jewil from brook and Jewil in the morning doing a 70 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:28,240 Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Your husband, Matt set you up. 71 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:33,920 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I'm so mad. He says that you've 72 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:36,360 Speaker 1: been stressed out about the house remodel and want to 73 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:42,359 Speaker 1: have some fun with you. Sopus, don't come to my house. 74 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:47,719 Speaker 1: Sparagus will never come to your house that you cannot 75 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:52,479 Speaker 1: appreciate through art. I was so ready to call the cops, sagas, 76 00:04:53,839 --> 00:04:55,440 Speaker 1: But fine, I will get off the phone with you now. 77 00:04:55,440 --> 00:05:00,080 Speaker 1: Asparagus was for the wind. Yeah,