WEBVTT - You're A Lying Mommy Thief

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<v Speaker 1>Phonelan Elvis Duran's phone tap. All right, here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>One of our listeners is an unbelievable actress. Wait till

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<v Speaker 1>you hear her on this phone tap. The letter came

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<v Speaker 1>in from Felicia. Felicia said, Dear Elvis Duran, here's the deal.

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<v Speaker 1>When my mom goes out shopping, she tends to accidentally

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<v Speaker 1>leave things in the carriage and walk out of the

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<v Speaker 1>store without paying.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh.

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<v Speaker 1>She used to only do this at the supermarket, but

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<v Speaker 1>now she accidentally does it at the toy store in

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<v Speaker 1>the drug store too. Please keep in mind, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>not like we don't have enough money to buy these things.

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<v Speaker 1>Mom does this because she doesn't like paying for things.

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<v Speaker 1>She recently swiped sunburned spray because it was new and

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<v Speaker 1>she wanted to try it without paying the eight dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>So here's my idea. Why don't we call her up

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<v Speaker 1>and tell her that you know what she's doing and

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<v Speaker 1>maybe we can scare some sense into her. This comes

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<v Speaker 1>to us from Felicia. Felicia is going to rat out

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<v Speaker 1>her mother live on a phone tap. All right, Dave

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<v Speaker 1>Brody's going to be calling the mom as the manager

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<v Speaker 1>of the drug store that saw her stealing, and then

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<v Speaker 1>Felicia's going to join in later on the call. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>listen it.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, Laurie, it's not please speaking, Laurie. This is Dave over.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>You're a relatively frequent customer of ours, are you not?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? I am?

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<v Speaker 3>Is there anything anything you want to tell me there, Laurie?

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, I don't understand what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 3>Anything involving your baby carriage.

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<v Speaker 2>That you might want to mention my baby carriage.

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<v Speaker 3>You have a notice, Laurie that we have security cameras

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<v Speaker 3>all over the store.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 3>I think you know what I'm talking about, Laura.

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<v Speaker 2>I have no idea what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>Lauria.

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<v Speaker 3>You have a tendency to take the old five finger

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<v Speaker 3>discount when you shop in our store. I know the scams.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I won't be shopping there now that you're harassed

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<v Speaker 2>me over the phone here, you just lost the customer

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<v Speaker 2>that does pay everything.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't steal nail polace from us Nope, okay, And

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<v Speaker 3>you didn't steal suthe the cane from US.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 3>And you don't steal baby products.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got six can store I have.

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<v Speaker 2>You. You better take a look at me paying for it.

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<v Speaker 2>If you got my name and you got my information,

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<v Speaker 2>then take a look at me paying for it. I know.

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<v Speaker 3>She sounds pretty convinced that she doesn't steal. All right,

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<v Speaker 3>let's call her back and you talk to him. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>all right, hold on, here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello mom. Yeah, what's up. I'm gonna stay here.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna go home to get anything to eat.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'll talk to you later. Wait what, mom? I'm

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<v Speaker 2>freaking out? Why what happened?

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<v Speaker 1>Some day?

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<v Speaker 2>I called the house the other day. I told him

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<v Speaker 2>that you take stuff, that I take stuff. Because he's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I had her own camera. He's like, I'm gonna call him.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna come to the house. Well, I'm just called before.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you talking about? You know?

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<v Speaker 3>He called me yesterday night, and I'm freaking out now because.

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<v Speaker 2>What talk tonight? I told him that you do things.

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<v Speaker 2>You told them that I take things.

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<v Speaker 3>Because Mommy said he had your on camera.

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<v Speaker 2>And you say, yeah, my mom takes things. He's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I know what she takes.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I'm like, I don't know what you're talking

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<v Speaker 3>on I camera.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's nice. You're ratting me out. Okay, that's nice.

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<v Speaker 2>So when they come to the house to arrest me,

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<v Speaker 2>you could thank yourself for telling them what I took. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you very much. Because he called me and he

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<v Speaker 2>told he was bull all over the phone with me

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<v Speaker 2>and I had to hang up. He's gonna come with

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<v Speaker 2>the police and arrest me. Feeling nail polished that I

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't unaware of until I left the store, right, I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't know I had. I knew I put it on

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<v Speaker 2>my carriage and forgot about it when I left the store.

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<v Speaker 2>It was in the carriage. How much this leive you?

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<v Speaker 2>What are you talking about? Leave me alone? Mom?

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<v Speaker 1>Than you?

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<v Speaker 3>So I'll call it back. Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you hanging up on me?

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<v Speaker 2>Because you were driving me crazy? Sell And if you

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<v Speaker 2>don't leave me alone right now, I'm gonna push you

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<v Speaker 2>right against the wall. I don't want to hear it

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<v Speaker 2>no more. Okay, no, please, you hop it right now.

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<v Speaker 2>And you're pissing me off. Okay. So you want to

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<v Speaker 2>talk to a neighbor come home. I gave him myself.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm listening.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh this is just lovely. Okay, you don't come home

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<v Speaker 2>and say to me. Don't talk to me over the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Good mind.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, Hello, Lourie.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't I don't know what's what you guys want. If

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<v Speaker 2>I did something, I did it on accident. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know what you want.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen. I just spoke to Kenny, my assistant manager. Your

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<v Speaker 3>daughter says that you steal all the time. That's what

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<v Speaker 3>she told Kenny.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh she did say that, that's correct. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>about that.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't get an attitude with me.

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<v Speaker 2>You're cooling and harassing me. If there's anything further you

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<v Speaker 2>have to do, go right and do it. What else

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<v Speaker 2>do you want? Let me just say it right here.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell me what you want, okay, because I don't have

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<v Speaker 2>time for this conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>Now.

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<v Speaker 2>This is going a little too far and it's getting

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<v Speaker 2>very aggravating.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I stay on the tape. You're pretty cute.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you want from me?

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<v Speaker 3>What do you say? You come down here and I

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<v Speaker 3>tell you you're part of your phone tap?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, I love your mom. I'm going to kick

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<v Speaker 2>your ask miss Duran phone tab.

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