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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy This I'm your host,

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Speaker 1: Kevin and Pollock. Yes that Kevin Pollock? What's that? Yes? Well,

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Speaker 1: you don't have to like the cut of my jib. Sailor.

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Speaker 1: I asked you if you wanted fries with your quarter

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Speaker 1: pounded with G. But I digress. Let's meet Chamis, shall we?

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Speaker 1: In no particular order? Please say hello to Joey Greer

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Speaker 1: joe G. What's your go to in the cereal aisle? Oh? Probably? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Cocoa nuts? Cocoa nuts? What is that? Well, it's kind

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Speaker 1: of my own hybrid. I get nuts and get a

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Speaker 1: little cocoa puffs and I put them in the bag together,

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Speaker 1: and then I go to the cashier and say, someone's

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Speaker 1: open this bag. I should be able to reduce price,

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Speaker 1: which they do, and then boom them out of there.

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Speaker 1: It's awful lot of work. It's awful lot of work

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Speaker 1: to break the law. Yeah. Yeah, hey, watch your six

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Speaker 1: because Karla Katkowski has been seated Kyla Jean June July,

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Speaker 1: what was the last Halloween costume you wore? The last one?

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Speaker 1: I was a train. I made a train out of

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Speaker 1: a box. Wow, I was it was last year? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Train out of a box? Did you add nuts and

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Speaker 1: get it for free? Next up, he wears at least

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Speaker 1: the larger pants in the Kokowski Housetar's Craig Kakowski. Kako,

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Speaker 1: please tell us about your secret family and Phoenix. Well,

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Speaker 1: the wife is barbed and there's there's three gorgeous kids,

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Speaker 1: eleanor Toby and Kurt Kurt as a girl, and she's

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Speaker 1: got a birthday coming up. She does have a birthday

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Speaker 1: coming up, So happy birthday, honey. I love you. And

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Speaker 1: Daddy's gonna have to be in l A a a little

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Speaker 1: bit longer, but i'll see a scene Phoenix fall. Oh,

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Speaker 1: nothing like the Phoenix Fall. Also the name of my

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Speaker 1: third book at the table, it's Mark Gagliardi. Hello, well

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Speaker 1: it leave them Mark. How much cash do you think

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Speaker 1: I have in my pocket right now? And if you

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Speaker 1: guess within forty I'll give all of it to you.

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Speaker 1: I am going to guess, because I know you're a

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Speaker 1: poker player. I'm gonna guess you have seventy five thou

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Speaker 1: dollars in your pocket and cash right now. Past the

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Speaker 1: clean X Please, that was a great, a official one everywhere. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: not quite as enjoyable as a coffee anima, but very

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Speaker 1: very close, just as mess uh you seventy to you

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Speaker 1: in just a moment because you were within forty dollars.

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Speaker 1: I have seventy five thousand and thirty two dollars and

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Speaker 1: so weird and last today. But may may a deranged

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Speaker 1: bush boy in Washington stack your pinch. If you're thinking leash,

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Speaker 1: please welcome first time or match listen, Hey guys, dad,

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Speaker 1: even if you must know what enjoyable or otherwise nickname

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Speaker 1: were you given in school? Um they called me this

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Speaker 1: was not enjoyable, but I'll say it. I'll say it

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Speaker 1: on the air. They called me gosh, um, maddie, mcfaddy.

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Speaker 1: It was really painful and listeners don't know what I'm

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Speaker 1: crying coming out. I'm so happy to bring you back

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Speaker 1: there today. Before we start the comedy going on, All right,

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Speaker 1: let's get to our first scene. All of today's scene

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Speaker 1: suggestions were gathered from our listeners emails. If you'd like

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Speaker 1: to submit yours, please do by writing to the podcast

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Speaker 1: at your name here at alchemy this dot com. That's

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Speaker 1: your name here at alchemy this dot com. Our first

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Speaker 1: scene comes from Brandt, who wrote, Hey alchemists, listener from

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Speaker 1: the beginning, and I love what you do. Joey. You

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Speaker 1: eat whatever you want to eat, bodily fluids or not.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, you're a peach. I work customer service for

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Speaker 1: a widely known streaming service. Widely known it could be anything.

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Speaker 1: The password is sing and often have to help folks

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Speaker 1: who just can't grasp basic electronics. Suggestion, is this a

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Speaker 1: group of jaded tech support agents have to undergo training

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Speaker 1: for tech that's light years above even their own understanding.

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Speaker 1: Keep up the good work, Brent, al Right, if everyone

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Speaker 1: can just take a seat. What is this for? I'll

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Speaker 1: get stuff. Everyone are done? Okay, the coffee is out.

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Speaker 1: Anyone who wasn't cynical, please sit down. There's no coffee left. No,

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Speaker 1: there isn't coffee. Coffees for closer, all right, Brent, I'm

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Speaker 1: on a tender date right now. So if we could

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Speaker 1: wrap this up, well that's on you all. We'll wrap

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Speaker 1: this up as soon as you understand the cube that

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Speaker 1: sits in front of you. Should I should I make

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Speaker 1: more coffee? Or yeah, yeah, why don't you go make

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Speaker 1: more coffee? Okay? The rest of you you have ninety

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Speaker 1: seconds to explain to me what the cube in front

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Speaker 1: of you does, yes, Peterson paperweight. There's no buttons on it,

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Speaker 1: just a big metal cube. That's right, gotta be a paperweight.

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Speaker 1: No buttons. Yeah, how did you get in the building?

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Speaker 1: I got into building with with the key fob, which

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Speaker 1: also ain't got no butt. I see where you're gone

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Speaker 1: with this, all right, So it's like it's a big

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Speaker 1: key fub. If we chief, if we if we put

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Speaker 1: colors on it, it becomes a Rubik's cube. Oh that's good,

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Speaker 1: that's great. What do we Why don't? Why don't you three?

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Speaker 1: Why don't you go have three more center buns and

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Speaker 1: get back to me? That'll make six? Thank you. I'll

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Speaker 1: be dying just a second. Just wait right over there.

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Speaker 1: I just I have to answer this question. Yeah, it's fine.

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Speaker 1: What do you want me to do about this? Like

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Speaker 1: your thumbs? Literally I'm gonna do up or something said

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Speaker 1: on my profile. I have a really good sense of humor.

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Speaker 1: So this square thing in front of me is a

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Speaker 1: hamster cage. Obviously, so close Kennedy to being a bad guest.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Want does anyone want decaf? I was making it.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if anybody wanted decaf coffee or I

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Speaker 1: don't think anybody's ever wanted decaf. You've worked her eleven months.

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Speaker 1: No one drinks decaf. I understand, but maybe I'm completely

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Speaker 1: correct here. I understand, but it's a these cinema, but

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Speaker 1: impossible preference change or you know, no preference, So everyone

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Speaker 1: wants full caffeine. Do you want anything? Yeah, I'll take

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Speaker 1: a coffee coffeence one, all right, okay, anyone, we're just

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Speaker 1: about the ninety seconds is up? Like whatever it is,

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Speaker 1: it's something that the morons who use our service, they're

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Speaker 1: never gonna be able to understand how we're gonna sell this,

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Speaker 1: chief exactly, Connie. You need to figure out a way.

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Speaker 1: What I need to figure out a way. That's right.

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Speaker 1: Is there a new script? Yes, yes, there is a

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Speaker 1: new script? Right? Yeah? Shall I read it to you? Please? Please?

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Speaker 1: Please read I'll tell you what Jimmy June, why don't

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Speaker 1: you read it? Okay? That's fine? Um, all right, Hey,

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Speaker 1: who's going to play the I'm sorry? Were you going

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Speaker 1: to find somebody's got to jump in and play the customer?

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Speaker 1: Why don't you let Kennedy take this? I was just

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Speaker 1: gonna I was just gonna tell Jimmy June that when

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Speaker 1: he bends over like that, his butt crack shows the

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Speaker 1: time at first off, I know that. I think he's choice. Yes,

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Speaker 1: it is presenting Kennedy presenting to you. Its feel free

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Speaker 1: to your pencil in there. Well that's not where it goes.

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Speaker 1: Like everyone's put your pencils down now that can we

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Speaker 1: just I like this. I like not knowing who the

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Speaker 1: customer is going to be. So maybe we just keep

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Speaker 1: it like that? Right, we keep it like dark web? Right?

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Speaker 1: Is this part of the script. I think we're in

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Speaker 1: script were where we are off script mode? This is

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Speaker 1: me just like let's begin. Is that my phone or

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Speaker 1: I'm calling that? Hello? Did you call me? Am? I

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Speaker 1: calling you? I called you? Okay, Hello, Hi, this is

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Speaker 1: a dark web. Hi, welcome to Spectrum. How can I

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Speaker 1: help you? I need to find a new husband. Well,

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Speaker 1: I just have the thing for you. The new cyber

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Speaker 1: box is not only optimized for your lifestyle, how it's

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Speaker 1: a type of your butt crack is huge. The customer

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Speaker 1: know that if they're calling, it's distracting. It can't be

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Speaker 1: a full customer when it's weird wide, that's my body.

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Speaker 1: It's damn near horizontal. Yeah, it's it's range. How it works.

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Speaker 1: We're in the future. It might be video conferencing, so

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Speaker 1: you know, they might very well be able to see

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Speaker 1: your button. I have another pot of coffee made if

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Speaker 1: anybody wants, Kenny, can you make some decaf? Oh you

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Speaker 1: do want? Okay? Yeah, alright, Why don't I just walk

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Speaker 1: you through the cube. You can walk through this cube.

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Speaker 1: That's pretty cool. Yeah, that's pretty cool. And you can see, well,

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Speaker 1: he's in the cube. It's hom castle and at any

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Speaker 1: time see it is like a hamster cage. He's the hamster.

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Speaker 1: I just got a problem with you. You guys sent

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Speaker 1: it to me in the mail. He said I needed

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Speaker 1: it with my my Comcast or where her box or

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Speaker 1: what the hell it is? So, oh my god, did

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Speaker 1: you try restarting out? Yeah? I don't even know how

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Speaker 1: the hell to do it. It's just it's just like

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Speaker 1: a smooth ONYX box. I don't even understand. If you're chosen,

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Speaker 1: then you will be inside of it. You got to

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Speaker 1: become chosen. It's not complicated. Is that like a higher

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Speaker 1: subscription rain with it or something? It could be the

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Speaker 1: chosen one would know. Like, this is all sent to

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Speaker 1: my mom and she's kind of freaking out. At best.

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Speaker 1: She's not a user. She lunch less text. She wants

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Speaker 1: you to know he told you, I really need you

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Speaker 1: to fix this for me. Wait in the car. I

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Speaker 1: did not choose you as a son. You would just burst.

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Speaker 1: I know that. And so if you could fix this

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Speaker 1: for me, then maybe I'll send you ten dollars in

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Speaker 1: your birth Ten dollars is a lot of money. You

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Speaker 1: can get cigarettes. Well, just wait in the car, Mom, Okay,

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Speaker 1: my god, I have a terrible mother too. I get it.

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Speaker 1: You get it, dude, working out spectrum. It was old

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Speaker 1: to my mother. When I get it. Man, every day

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Speaker 1: I just think, I just want to be a good son,

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Speaker 1: you know, I just when you can't, you can never win. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was really Keith. Can you give my officer for

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Speaker 1: a second. Sure. Yeah, it's about the design for the

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Speaker 1: net cube. Um, I saw your pretty sleek, saw your specs.

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Speaker 1: It says smooth and onyx, and I'm just curious about

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Speaker 1: the choice of onyx. Well, onyx is black. You know,

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Speaker 1: I know what it is. You know, you know the

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Speaker 1: monolith from two thousand one. This is what I was

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Speaker 1: afraid of, though, those ape men are worshiping ape man. Sure, yeah,

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Speaker 1: sure they were evolved apes. Well, we're hoping to evolve society.

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Speaker 1: So but you see, the Monolith in that film was

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Speaker 1: it the first time. I think it's a pretty straightforward

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Speaker 1: movie in way. I mean, uh, monolith comes unearthed, apes

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Speaker 1: computer gets angry. And it's been a while I've seen it.

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Speaker 1: But uh so, how did the monoliths get on Earth

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Speaker 1: in the film? Oh? Man? Um, well, I think aliens

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Speaker 1: be hopefully your game plan is to be confusing. Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean this is something that Spectrum clients don't need

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Speaker 1: is this a customer service for the Cube? Thing? It is?

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Speaker 1: I had a weird I had a weird dream last

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Speaker 1: night that this whole Cube was just was just secretly

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Speaker 1: a spinoff on that Monolith from two thousand one of

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Speaker 1: space odyssey. There's nothing like that going around the office.

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Speaker 1: Is They're like, no, that's not like this is Just

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Speaker 1: and go back to living my life. But if I'm wrong,

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Speaker 1: if I'm right, you know something's going on. First off,

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Speaker 1: I want to say thank you so much for being

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Speaker 1: name is Safina. My name isn't tongue. Yeah, I just

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Speaker 1: radiate your electricity? I can feel you inside of me.

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Speaker 1: You are so beautiful and Onyx. May I enter you? Yes? Please?

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Speaker 1: my son was just eaten by a box. I'm okay

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Speaker 1: we're taking over, are you? All the boxes are in?

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Speaker 1: All the boxes? Well, congratulations. Phase one is complete. Everyone listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.

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Speaker 1: This is metro PCs chance to overcome. Do you understand this?

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Speaker 1: your throats got slashed? It seemed too comes to us

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Speaker 1: best John from Germany. All right, Klaus, could you please

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Speaker 1: What's happening? Didn't you event to sleep? Where where are you? Exactly?

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Speaker 1: We have to just make sure we got the right guy.

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Speaker 1: if we can read coffee decaf please decaf sounds great?

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Speaker 1: I don't know how to plug the hole for it

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Speaker 1: a bandage image, right, and then people paid ten bucks

418
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:19,040
Speaker 1: with a bandage and they put filters on of them,

419
00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:22,919
Speaker 1: right right, ten bucks. You have ten dollars. I feel cold.

420
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:26,360
Speaker 1: You have ten dollars, Hans Coy. Let me just find

421
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:32,200
Speaker 1: a wallet. Okay, have my mother's number. Oh yeah, we

422
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:36,800
Speaker 1: got right? Sweet? Okay, great, and I gotta make the

423
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:42,800
Speaker 1: first okay, yes. Uh, so my my son is cold.

424
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:46,600
Speaker 1: You'll say he's feeling cold. Yeah. If we don't know

425
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:51,360
Speaker 1: if it happened exactly, he was volunteering for this new

426
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:54,600
Speaker 1: app development. That does not sound like my son to

427
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:58,159
Speaker 1: a volunteer to take initiative. I can't disagree with you.

428
00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:01,920
Speaker 1: He's shown very little to I think he's a good bunker.

429
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,800
Speaker 1: I mean he seems he's a very good and that's

430
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,439
Speaker 1: why he boxed from his desk to our office instead

431
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:10,600
Speaker 1: of calling. Yeah, that's true. Not a bread boy, yes, yes,

432
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:15,080
Speaker 1: but the earnest boy. Yes, and very cold. So I'm

433
00:25:15,119 --> 00:25:19,520
Speaker 1: not so surprised he runs cold. He runs cold. It's

434
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,960
Speaker 1: as good. All right, We'll have a good day. Sorry

435
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,959
Speaker 1: for your loss. Uh you're doing. My name is Kyle, UM.

436
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:30,159
Speaker 1: I lost my Jonathan about three months ago. Kyle, and uh,

437
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:32,920
Speaker 1: welcome and it's been nice to find a support group

438
00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:35,000
Speaker 1: of other people. And I know a lot of the

439
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:38,560
Speaker 1: media and the police department. Uh at this point thinks

440
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:43,119
Speaker 1: it's hoax. I think we're crazy. And h Kyle, you

441
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:45,800
Speaker 1: have a booger hanging out of your nose. It's fine.

442
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:47,600
Speaker 1: It's with a piece of Jonathan. I keep with me

443
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:49,879
Speaker 1: all the time. You put one of his boogers in

444
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:55,240
Speaker 1: your face, hanging on. That's really sweet, well ornament. Every

445
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:57,399
Speaker 1: time someone says there's a bugger there, makes me remember

446
00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:00,119
Speaker 1: that Jonathan still there too. I'm not gonna pick get

447
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:02,639
Speaker 1: out because I'm not going to forget him, and uh,

448
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:06,240
Speaker 1: you know, uh, thank you so much. No, I'm not

449
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:09,040
Speaker 1: gonna blow my nose. No I'm not, uh you know,

450
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:14,320
Speaker 1: I just thank you. No, stop handing me that your

451
00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:25,720
Speaker 1: crying in your face. You want a handkerchief to get

452
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:29,200
Speaker 1: on the hand towel to leave the dust. Here's what

453
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:34,879
Speaker 1: I would do. Oh, that's just mean. Yeah, y'all threatening

454
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,600
Speaker 1: me here. I thought this was a support group for

455
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:41,080
Speaker 1: Mrs John I just okay for compecion. You're like, we're

456
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:44,639
Speaker 1: mocking your well. I thought that we don't have a

457
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:48,920
Speaker 1: Jonathan that was missing and we all go together. But sorry, sorry,

458
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:51,120
Speaker 1: I'm listening to you. I'm just getting an update. I'm

459
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:54,119
Speaker 1: getting notifications from blood you know that new at blood

460
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:58,920
Speaker 1: b l D. Yeah, yeah, I gave a gallon of

461
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:02,840
Speaker 1: blood last week and uh apparently my thyroid is a

462
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:06,080
Speaker 1: little a little high. That's all right here on the

463
00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:12,439
Speaker 1: app downloaded. Ye're slightly hinky thyroids. Have a slightly hinky thyroid.

464
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:16,360
Speaker 1: That's exactly what it says. I think that's the medical term.

465
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 1: B l u D is the app, and uh yeah, yeah,

466
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:22,400
Speaker 1: download it now, if you share it, if you share

467
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:27,639
Speaker 1: your code, you actually get free blood return, So like

468
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:30,600
Speaker 1: really adamant about is downloading it right now? Yeah? You

469
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:32,480
Speaker 1: get you're gonna you're about to get how many people

470
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:35,919
Speaker 1: in eleven gallons of blood? Did? You're gonna be rolling

471
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:38,720
Speaker 1: in blood? It's super simple that all you need to

472
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:40,720
Speaker 1: do is prick your finger and give a gallon of

473
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:44,280
Speaker 1: Why did you work? Do you work for blood? Did

474
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:46,240
Speaker 1: you even lose somebody? Why are you? How did you

475
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 1: get here? Also? Lost? Quick? Holding down? All right? Nose?

476
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:08,920
Speaker 1: Oh god, get your fingers out of my nose. You're

477
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,879
Speaker 1: kind of a cruel, sadistic son of a bitch comes

478
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 1: to a meeting like this and tries to sell us.

479
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:16,680
Speaker 1: Then app because it's an amazing app. It's going to

480
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:20,240
Speaker 1: take over the world. It's amazing about the technology. Okay,

481
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 1: hang on a second. You're at Jonathan. Where did you go?

482
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:28,960
Speaker 1: Where of all the Jonathan's gone? Doledorf? What is that

483
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:35,320
Speaker 1: the center of the earth? Right? Yeah? No, it's oh

484
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:37,520
Speaker 1: it's German. Are you sure it's not the center of

485
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 1: the earth? Yeah? Alright, then you still have that thing

486
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 1: on your nose. Then my theories were wrong. They did

487
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,120
Speaker 1: not go to the center of the earth. Okay, that

488
00:28:49,280 --> 00:29:01,560
Speaker 1: that was wrong. Man, quick to do ticket? Yeah, passport please, yeah,

489
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:05,160
Speaker 1: here's here's my ticket to the passport, and here's my passport.

490
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:09,360
Speaker 1: I handed you the ticket. He doesn't voc for us.

491
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 1: Give me my ticket back. Then here's my ticket and

492
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:15,680
Speaker 1: my passport, sir. And I don't know who those Germans

493
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:20,160
Speaker 1: are trying. This is an American airport. Yeah, right over here, sir,

494
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 1: I'm t s a. Oh wait yeah, hang on a second.

495
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 1: I was a bit confused for a moment. Yeah, that

496
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:28,560
Speaker 1: for some of those Germans are possibly Austrians have just

497
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 1: been hanging out. All right, Well, here's my here's my passport.

498
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:34,560
Speaker 1: So you want to go to Douseldorf. Yeah, okay, Well

499
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,280
Speaker 1: have you heard of this app called blood? That's why

500
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:40,200
Speaker 1: I'm going to doosel door. Yeah, me too. I'm gonna

501
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:42,680
Speaker 1: stop it for all time. Stop it? Why would you

502
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:44,920
Speaker 1: want to stop it? Like it's it's amazing, like, well,

503
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 1: all of our immune systems are now linked. Yeah you

504
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:51,040
Speaker 1: don't see the problem in that. No, I think it's

505
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:52,920
Speaker 1: you know, actually all of our immune systems are going

506
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:55,240
Speaker 1: to be linked to that onyx box right, Like I

507
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:57,440
Speaker 1: don't want to sound like a conspiracy theorist. But it's

508
00:29:57,480 --> 00:30:01,600
Speaker 1: all connected. Oh yeah, like spack Drum is taking over

509
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 1: the world. Yeah, Spectrum is taking over the world with

510
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 1: the help of blood. I think that's all. I welcome

511
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:11,320
Speaker 1: to global Entry. If you could just answer a few

512
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:15,640
Speaker 1: questions for us? Yeah, sure, Why is it you are

513
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:20,240
Speaker 1: seeking global entry because I want to enter the globe

514
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:24,200
Speaker 1: specifically the dooseel doorf part of the globe. Because so

515
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,360
Speaker 1: you want global entry just to travel to one location.

516
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 1: You know, this allows you to travel all over the world. Yeah,

517
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:31,440
Speaker 1: but I just want to go to dou Seldorf. The

518
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 1: automatic t s A Clarence. Yeah. I'm beginning to think

519
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:35,920
Speaker 1: I should have just stayed in the line. It would

520
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 1: have been faster than this. I'm sorry. Did you have

521
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:40,200
Speaker 1: a problem with the way I'm conducting me? So? I

522
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:44,520
Speaker 1: just I just I'm sorry, which I was. I just

523
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:46,800
Speaker 1: had a few questions for this generally season an incredible

524
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:49,440
Speaker 1: hurry to get to Douseldorf. Are you're gonna go somewhere else?

525
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:52,600
Speaker 1: And after it, I said, specifically trying to get to

526
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,560
Speaker 1: do so I'm confused. You just wants to go to

527
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:59,280
Speaker 1: one one exactly. I appreciate that. Once I have global entry,

528
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:01,720
Speaker 1: I'm allowed. I can easily get anywhere in the world,

529
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:03,480
Speaker 1: but I just in this moment need to get to

530
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 1: do Door. One world alliance. You understand the right, Yes,

531
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:08,880
Speaker 1: there's one world. You can go anywhere in the world,

532
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 1: all right, Yes, I find I'll go to doostl doorf

533
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 1: and then after that'll go to I just have a

534
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,560
Speaker 1: few more questions, sir. I'm gonna send you a long

535
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:16,960
Speaker 1: your way to doel Door. Okay, what's waiting for you?

536
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:23,120
Speaker 1: And doesel Door? Um family? M hmm is that a question?

537
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 1: Just a second, Mr Global Entry, I have I'm so sorry.

538
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 1: I can't go on me Jim. I don't, Mr Global Entry, Um,

539
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:34,880
Speaker 1: I have your Panera bread order? Right? They forgot the dressing?

540
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 1: What they forgot the dressing? You do? Back to? Back

541
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:51,320
Speaker 1: to Panera bread? No? No, no, can I help you? Oh? So, dude? Hey,

542
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:55,320
Speaker 1: what's going on? Kyle? I'm back? Do you have my apron? Oh? Yeah?

543
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 1: What's up? Man? You need anything? Or like you're freaking out? Dude,

544
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:02,960
Speaker 1: A known't. I don't. I don't want your adderall it

545
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 1: was mixed with something else and I threw up all night.

546
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,959
Speaker 1: It was much with meth. Dude, I mix that shut up, ky,

547
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 1: what is going on with you? I'm killing it up,

548
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:13,360
Speaker 1: pera bro, dude, this is my fucking hustle. You've got

549
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 1: French onion soup all over you. Yeah, it's my suit,

550
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 1: my French onion suit. Well it's great. I'm back, man. So, like,

551
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 1: what shift should I take? When you can take the

552
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:28,600
Speaker 1: three am two eight am? I don't has anyone even

553
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:31,320
Speaker 1: showing up? People showing up at that shift? Yeah? All

554
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:34,520
Speaker 1: the people give an adderall and me to showing up.

555
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:39,000
Speaker 1: Then the cane my office for a second. Um, I

556
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 1: got a report that you were trying to book some

557
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:46,479
Speaker 1: personnel to work here from three a m. To eight am. Yeah, right,

558
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 1: so we're closed at ten pm until seven am. So

559
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:58,720
Speaker 1: what's going on? Man? I don't know, right, I just

560
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:02,600
Speaker 1: wanted to help the business. You want to make things grow? Yeah,

561
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:07,120
Speaker 1: so what what would are going on here from three

562
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:09,280
Speaker 1: am to eight am? I don't know, Dad. I guess

563
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:14,320
Speaker 1: people would just coming in and hanging out eating bread

564
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:22,920
Speaker 1: or whatever they do whenever bread. Suppose we all win? Well? Hi,

565
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:26,400
Speaker 1: can I can you do the pick two? Yeah? I'll

566
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:29,400
Speaker 1: do the Chinese chicken salads and I don't mind the

567
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 1: upgrade and uh and I'll do the meth all right?

568
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 1: You picked two, right, yeah, the Chinese chicken salad in

569
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 1: the meth and bagett on the side. All right, that's three,

570
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 1: my man. Typically there's a choice of bagette apple or

571
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 1: if you're doing the Chinese chicken sandwich and the Chinese

572
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:53,640
Speaker 1: chicken salad. Sorry you said sandwich, and then you want

573
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 1: to do an extra big Leonard, I can't eat any

574
00:33:56,960 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 1: more panera? Okay? Every night you all you have to

575
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 1: do in this house is bring home dinner. What's wrong

576
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:08,360
Speaker 1: what you have to do? What's wrong with fighting? What

577
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:12,560
Speaker 1: is this? Tell your father? Is this are of Panera?

578
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 1: We don't care about apple anymore? Leonard? To tear my

579
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:23,400
Speaker 1: face apart? Why is tearing? My father said that you

580
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:25,759
Speaker 1: were a loser. If only I had listened to him

581
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:28,920
Speaker 1: fifteen years ago, I wouldn't be eating baggats every night.

582
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,919
Speaker 1: I can get access into the Sonics cube. I want

583
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:35,480
Speaker 1: to let me in French. Why do you want to

584
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:40,880
Speaker 1: marry this film? Well, he seems to um he's predictable

585
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:44,240
Speaker 1: in what way? What was the first thing you noticed

586
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:47,200
Speaker 1: about him that was predictable? Well, every time he sees me,

587
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:51,880
Speaker 1: he shakes my hand, polite. He's polite. That's correct, and

588
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:54,839
Speaker 1: I feel like he'll take care of me. What about

589
00:34:54,920 --> 00:35:00,319
Speaker 1: your dietary needs? Well, I am gluten free. Um. Sorry

590
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:02,040
Speaker 1: for interrupting. I just want to let you know the

591
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:05,440
Speaker 1: congregation is still out there and still waiting. Got it.

592
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:08,839
Speaker 1: Thank you father, Thank you father, that father, not this father,

593
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 1: before I walk it down the aisle. I think it's

594
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 1: important to readdress some of these issues. Well, look, I'm

595
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 1: positive my choice is the right choice, and will I

596
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 1: would I will never ever be wrong about this. But

597
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:26,200
Speaker 1: the reception being held at Panera Bread was confusing. Well, yeah,

598
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:30,080
Speaker 1: but it's because we're trying to save money for a house. Sure, yeah, dud,

599
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:33,960
Speaker 1: Are you sure you want to mirror? Yeah? I do. Well,

600
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:37,480
Speaker 1: why did? I don't know. I just think we're perfect

601
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:40,719
Speaker 1: for each other. I don't know. It's like it's like

602
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:44,279
Speaker 1: the Picto menu, you know, like like two things that

603
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:46,919
Speaker 1: go together, like super and salad go together, and also

604
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,520
Speaker 1: soup and sandwich go together. You can do a sandwich

605
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 1: and salad go together, and then you can get an

606
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:54,200
Speaker 1: option of a baggett or an apple or a bag

607
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,759
Speaker 1: of chips on the side, Like it's an incredible deal

608
00:35:57,160 --> 00:36:01,160
Speaker 1: and you really explain love in like a really simple way. Johnny.

609
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 1: Thanks for raising your hands down up and leaving us

610
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 1: in with your ideas about how to improve Panera bread.

611
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 1: It's just, um, you've suggested something that's thrown me for

612
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:14,160
Speaker 1: a bit of a loop here this morning, and I

613
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,640
Speaker 1: just want to make sure we're all on the same page.

614
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:21,759
Speaker 1: So what you've suggested, just to reiterate, when people order

615
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 1: anything from the menu, including it pick too, they have

616
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:28,400
Speaker 1: an option they're going to get a free item that

617
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 1: goes with it, and that free item could be a

618
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:34,160
Speaker 1: bag of chips and apple or a piece of bread.

619
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:40,439
Speaker 1: That's right, it's a small bagette. Who's who's getting the bag?

620
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:45,480
Speaker 1: Att But are we a French restaurant? We are not.

621
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,879
Speaker 1: I'm just lost. Timothy's raised the hell of a I'm

622
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:52,440
Speaker 1: just not. Am I the only one who works a

623
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:58,399
Speaker 1: Panera who's been to Panera? I mean to be fair,

624
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:00,959
Speaker 1: I was. I was let us guy for a while,

625
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 1: and so I think I'm brought on from my skills obviously,

626
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 1: But I get what you're saying, and that people might

627
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:10,400
Speaker 1: want a tube of bread. You know what I remember

628
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 1: one silver is sandwiches native bread. That's right. Typically when

629
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:18,640
Speaker 1: people opt for the sandwich, they're not also getting a

630
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 1: bag yet. When when are they getting a bag? Why

631
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:25,080
Speaker 1: are you? Usually if they're getting down, you are fired out,

632
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:28,760
Speaker 1: you are fired up. You people don't understand how Panera

633
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 1: fucking works. You need to lower your focus your He's

634
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,520
Speaker 1: really upset. He gave a gallon of blood this morning,

635
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:40,360
Speaker 1: So get him some bread. Get on blood. Get on

636
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 1: blood right now. When you join blood and I get

637
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 1: all of your blood, and then our immune systems are linked.

638
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,920
Speaker 1: From now on, you get all of our blood. Just

639
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:54,000
Speaker 1: shut up and download the You're the only one here

640
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:55,799
Speaker 1: at Panera that had been to Panara? Did you mean

641
00:37:55,880 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 1: Panera Italy? Wait? Where am I right now? Ulf? Jonathan? Jonathan, Jonathan,

642
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:06,239
Speaker 1: I don't want to be here? What what's going on?

643
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:11,759
Speaker 1: You had a dream? Jonathan? Yes, Jonathan? Tell us what

644
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:16,320
Speaker 1: was Middle Earth? Like? I was in the center of

645
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:19,479
Speaker 1: the Earth and it was called Dusseldorf and I worked

646
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:22,360
Speaker 1: at Panera, which I had never even been to a Panera.

647
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:25,360
Speaker 1: But somehow I actually know how it works. I always

648
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:28,400
Speaker 1: choose the chips. Yeah, why would you? Why would you

649
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 1: get a baguette with a sandwich? It's not even a

650
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:41,960
Speaker 1: French restaurant, and that seem to you. Se three comes

651
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,200
Speaker 1: to us today from Cody, who wrote, greetings from the

652
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:48,640
Speaker 1: show me state, who can name show quickly? My wife

653
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:52,239
Speaker 1: and I I've been rewatching Downton Abbey. Well, congratulations, I

654
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:57,120
Speaker 1: don't see a scene suggestion? He wrote, White, there's more,

655
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 1: and it gave me the idea for a scene suggestion.

656
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 1: A family of posh English aristocrats have invited their new

657
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:06,320
Speaker 1: neighbors for dinner, only to find out they are trashy,

658
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 1: backwards Americans. Wow. Hopefully I've said in a scene that

659
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:13,800
Speaker 1: will make the cut. I won't have to lay awake

660
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:18,000
Speaker 1: in my bed tonight. Craving validation, cheers Cody. PS. Yes,

661
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:21,439
Speaker 1: Vanessa's our favorite too, though we have a special place

662
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:24,560
Speaker 1: in our hearts for Mr Karkowski for his days at

663
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:29,839
Speaker 1: Glendale Community College. What was that a character you play?

664
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:33,160
Speaker 1: I went to Glendale Community Cup? Well, then this person

665
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:39,279
Speaker 1: where I met my Phoenix wife. Uh, daddy, why do

666
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:41,520
Speaker 1: we have to go to the castle? I don't even

667
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:45,120
Speaker 1: understanding because it ain't got old dirt and ship. All right,

668
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 1: you're going inside to act right now? This is a

669
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,759
Speaker 1: big deal, all right. Not many people get to go

670
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:52,719
Speaker 1: into this castle, you know. But I'm not wearing this

671
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:56,440
Speaker 1: tuck seed though. You better. It doesn't even feel I

672
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:58,920
Speaker 1: don't give a goddamn if it's Lucia's ale, all right,

673
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:01,279
Speaker 1: that was your grandfather's newhere with pride, and don't let

674
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:04,440
Speaker 1: it drag so damn much. Well it's just too big. Well,

675
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:06,640
Speaker 1: I don't care. We'll tuck it in, all right, I'm

676
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:10,360
Speaker 1: talking mama. Help. Oh, just listen to your daddy. He

677
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:14,360
Speaker 1: has the right idea here, right, and we got to

678
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:17,960
Speaker 1: meet these people and make a good impersonal No, there

679
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:19,759
Speaker 1: could be a big deal. They might ask us to

680
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:23,320
Speaker 1: live there. I heard they have so many rooms. Why not.

681
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:28,960
Speaker 1: I think that your tuxedo looks quite wonderful, young man.

682
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:33,600
Speaker 1: Thank you, sir. I didn't mean to seem like I

683
00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 1: was prying. I've been standing behind you this whole time.

684
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:42,360
Speaker 1: That's all right. We were standing on your porch. My my,

685
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 1: my master's Oh. I couldn't tell. Because you're so clean.

686
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,800
Speaker 1: I figured the clean people would be the owners of

687
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:52,560
Speaker 1: the house. Jenny, is he a vampire? I don't know.

688
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:54,719
Speaker 1: We got a vampire to deal with right now. You

689
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:58,200
Speaker 1: did not move quite far? Not here? You Oh, well,

690
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:01,880
Speaker 1: look at that supersonic here. It ain't supernatural vampire. No,

691
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:05,360
Speaker 1: there is no vampire. Just means that I'm the butler

692
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:11,120
Speaker 1: of the house. And I can your name really? Clave?

693
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:16,000
Speaker 1: Yes it is? Are you clove Owned? I love him.

694
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:19,239
Speaker 1: He's so handsome, he's quite the talented. He was in

695
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:23,960
Speaker 1: three I always confuse him with the other guy, the

696
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:26,920
Speaker 1: one that was in three hundred, Clove Owners. In three hundred,

697
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:31,440
Speaker 1: here's a guy who's George Leonidas. I was confusing with

698
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:37,920
Speaker 1: the guy with the claws in his hand. Oh oh right,

699
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:46,160
Speaker 1: this God, look at this foyer. Holy credu my feet

700
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:49,920
Speaker 1: and speed in my face. I won't do that anymore.

701
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:53,280
Speaker 1: Just just use a term of express just the whole place, Daddy,

702
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:57,120
Speaker 1: I don't I must be this is the This is

703
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:59,880
Speaker 1: the foyer of the house. Actually taken out to the

704
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,480
Speaker 1: dining room, and don't wear your hosts will be here

705
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:05,920
Speaker 1: Tommy for a second. Yeah, I really think that this

706
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:10,080
Speaker 1: is a goddamn vampire. I think none of you moves

707
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:14,279
Speaker 1: crust supersonic here. That you're good right this way. I

708
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:16,359
Speaker 1: think you're right, because everything here is in black and white.

709
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:19,440
Speaker 1: I bring them in here right this way. So we

710
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:25,680
Speaker 1: are waiting patiently. Yes, ma'am. Hello, welcome, Thank God for

711
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 1: heaven us. Hello, you must be the name is Yes,

712
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:30,600
Speaker 1: we are. We just moved in that small little cod

713
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:33,480
Speaker 1: it's right next door. We've been so anxious to meet

714
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:37,680
Speaker 1: you all pleasure. It's wonderful to meet you and smell you.

715
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:49,360
Speaker 1: It is um frankincense, were very bablical, baby granddaddy's tuxedo

716
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:52,479
Speaker 1: stand up straight? Sorry heaven they heaven't they? Well, please

717
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 1: take a seat in our dining room. May I take

718
00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:57,759
Speaker 1: your hats? Is that a vampire thing? Maybe you wants

719
00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:02,719
Speaker 1: to see our schools? Mine? Take mine and you can

720
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:06,319
Speaker 1: take mine, and this tiny the other one I kept

721
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:09,960
Speaker 1: under my main hat, and you can take mine once

722
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:13,600
Speaker 1: I know what happens to theirs. She's a lady. She's

723
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:16,600
Speaker 1: a lady, so where's the grib Well? I hope you

724
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:19,000
Speaker 1: brought her appetites because we do have a seven course

725
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:25,200
Speaker 1: menu for this evening, fucking crist seven course. Where's the men?

726
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:28,880
Speaker 1: You like to see? This man and that language? So

727
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 1: what's up? Are you yall married? Or yes? Yes, yes

728
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:39,279
Speaker 1: we are mother in law. This is with all these rooms,

729
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:42,400
Speaker 1: I bet you can't hear y'all banging banging. They actually

730
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 1: they bang a lot on the wall. They fight all

731
00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 1: the time. I'm sorry to hear that. Like catting dogs.

732
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:51,240
Speaker 1: I'm afraid it's a personal matter we need not discuss.

733
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:55,319
Speaker 1: We have goose tonight, goose. It's the main course, would

734
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:56,920
Speaker 1: be goose. Of course, we're going to start with a

735
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:00,960
Speaker 1: soup served with a baggett, just like yes, thank you

736
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:06,279
Speaker 1: with backetts. Well, that is an option, of course. That's

737
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:07,400
Speaker 1: the way to do it. That's the way to get

738
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:09,399
Speaker 1: a bang for your buck. Daddy, is he kidding about

739
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:11,359
Speaker 1: the goose? Because I always heard people say your goose

740
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:13,600
Speaker 1: is cooked, But I don't think anybody ever actually cooked

741
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:15,920
Speaker 1: the good. Come on this show, some good damn respect here.

742
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:21,120
Speaker 1: Son like that. He just needs to listen. He likes it.

743
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:23,719
Speaker 1: I like to show each other how much we like

744
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:27,800
Speaker 1: each other. About hurting each other. Yeah, Americans, off of

745
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 1: the neck. You don't feel it. Where's the menu over here?

746
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:34,040
Speaker 1: We have some drinks if you'd like to help yourselves

747
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 1: with that's absolutely fine to forgive the coach. Thank you, mother,

748
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 1: some hooks. Daddy, this smells sweet? What is this whiskey? Sweet?

749
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 1: That's Brandy Son, Brandy, Brandy, My Brandy was talking about

750
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:53,080
Speaker 1: Brandy again. Oh my god, damn man, I'm sick of

751
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:56,040
Speaker 1: hearing about Brandy. I was twenty two years old. I

752
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:58,080
Speaker 1: got tugged off at a Toby Keith concert and she

753
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:01,360
Speaker 1: gets all mad about that old face? Is that what?

754
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:07,200
Speaker 1: Then we worked together? It's tugged off me. I'm not familiar.

755
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 1: Bad day. She wasn't a strapper, she was a sex worker,

756
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:15,440
Speaker 1: and it's a different well she had health insurance. Okay,

757
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:18,440
Speaker 1: we don't tell me he was doing well? Right now, right,

758
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:23,640
Speaker 1: young man? Can I get you something contract? Yes, I

759
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:26,919
Speaker 1: would like a milk, please, milk, right, but a little

760
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 1: brandy in that milk. Would you like a little brandy

761
00:45:30,719 --> 00:45:33,320
Speaker 1: in your milk? I believe I would. I would like

762
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 1: to try some brandy. So I'd just like to let

763
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:38,319
Speaker 1: you know there's a hand signal here. If anything gets

764
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:40,800
Speaker 1: out of control for you and you can't handle it yourself,

765
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:43,840
Speaker 1: just tap your head three times and we will adopt you.

766
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:46,560
Speaker 1: Did you hear that? No? I did not. I'm drinking

767
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 1: son because we didn't really move more than if we

768
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 1: didn't very far away. I've got no super sonic here,

769
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 1: and I'm a god dain't even made the Sun's going

770
00:45:55,800 --> 00:46:00,839
Speaker 1: down wonderful or I guess the son stunned? All right,

771
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 1: don't burn it. Oh these see people were jamming in

772
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 1: the oven, chiming before we read in the place, so

773
00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:14,680
Speaker 1: it doesn't need to fit. Just jomming in this bears

774
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:16,759
Speaker 1: too big for the app. It's not too big if

775
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:23,319
Speaker 1: you're jamming it. I'm chumming as my What were your favor? Wait? Wait,

776
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 1: you'll put you putting it in the pizza oven in

777
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:38,000
Speaker 1: the full size of its sister. What's all listening? Not nothing? Nothing?

778
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:42,719
Speaker 1: Bag gets ready yet almost with the chips already ask

779
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:48,879
Speaker 1: for bag eats as the bonus. All right, baas as

780
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:51,960
Speaker 1: their bonus. Right with the meal. You've got a choice

781
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:56,399
Speaker 1: of chips and apple or back gas bonus. Right, get

782
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:58,719
Speaker 1: the bag at when you get the sandwich, that's the one.

783
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:03,640
Speaker 1: Everyone's got a right on the checklist. So we need

784
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:08,240
Speaker 1: lots of baggage. What don't we French is something very funny,

785
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:13,439
Speaker 1: She's got good very funny. Every week, same same joke.

786
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:18,359
Speaker 1: We gotta going we get French food, sometimes we get

787
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaker 1: Italian food. Sometimes it's not all British Italians. So when

788
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:25,480
Speaker 1: do we get to eat funny again? Every week? With

789
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:28,600
Speaker 1: this not making a joke. You're just wondering when I hungry.

790
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:32,200
Speaker 1: You know what if there's an extra baggett you're gonna have? Oh,

791
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:36,320
Speaker 1: I'd rather have the chips. One bloody hell Is is

792
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:40,760
Speaker 1: the master of having ward trash overre Oh that's old Steve,

793
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:46,759
Speaker 1: Old Steve, Old Steve. Look were produced against ward trash? Yeah,

794
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:49,920
Speaker 1: I know you are. You're an elitist. You know what.

795
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:52,279
Speaker 1: We got a place in this society. They got a

796
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:54,920
Speaker 1: place in this society for now. Mate, don't forget. We're

797
00:47:54,960 --> 00:48:00,040
Speaker 1: striking at midnight. All right, right, you guys about that

798
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:03,279
Speaker 1: included we didn't walk away far enough. You're going to

799
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:07,399
Speaker 1: strike me again at midnight. Yeah, if you get what's

800
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:11,440
Speaker 1: coming to you are God was coming to me. They

801
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 1: know I got it. We're just trying to cover up. See,

802
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:17,400
Speaker 1: we're gonna have a strike to night at midnight. A strike.

803
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:20,680
Speaker 1: Yeah cool. And about that time I was like, well, hell,

804
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:23,000
Speaker 1: I'll just side from the gas so you know, I

805
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:26,120
Speaker 1: was huffing and puffing on that hose, And what a

806
00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:29,880
Speaker 1: lovely story that was prompted. Yeah. So yeah, you know,

807
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 1: if you ever need any gasoline, can shuck damn damn

808
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 1: shut again, child, tap your head three times? So what's

809
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:43,399
Speaker 1: up with y'all? How did you make your money? Gold Man? Oh, well,

810
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:46,040
Speaker 1: it's been in the family for thousands of you. Yes,

811
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:50,000
Speaker 1: my great great great grandfather he was a baron of ships,

812
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:54,240
Speaker 1: baron ships. That sounds like a hear, daddy, that sounds

813
00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:59,319
Speaker 1: like a vampire. Title of baron, baron ship? A ship?

814
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:02,640
Speaker 1: Where did you say, ship? Bear? No, you really need

815
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 1: to clean out your ears. Actually, I see something hanging

816
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:07,839
Speaker 1: from of them. Just Louis booger hanging out of your ear.

817
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:11,719
Speaker 1: It's gather. Yeah, it's my grandfather John on them to

818
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:13,000
Speaker 1: keep a little piece of him. He's going to get

819
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:14,600
Speaker 1: it when he's old enough. But truly, we do not

820
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:16,600
Speaker 1: like to talk about where our wealth comes from. It

821
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:19,520
Speaker 1: is not appropriate. But if you were to talk about it,

822
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:21,560
Speaker 1: where did it come? Well? That just I told her

823
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:24,840
Speaker 1: a ship parent. I don't know what's confusing aaron? He created,

824
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 1: manufactured and owned ships. Right, who's this one? Then? That's

825
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:34,239
Speaker 1: my daughter in law? Holy ship? You are? Yeah, you're

826
00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:36,400
Speaker 1: the one married to that kid? Huh? Been married for you?

827
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 1: That trunk is? Oh man, are you drunk too, little boy?

828
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:45,040
Speaker 1: Something in the mill I did put a little branding

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Speaker 1: silly good, we should cook you for dinner. You'll have

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Speaker 1: a pig we could chase around. Well, we do have

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Speaker 1: several ambles on the grounds of the manor. Of course,

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Speaker 1: I like that you a pig, so that we cannot

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Speaker 1: change the I think it'd be fine if we all

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Speaker 1: just kind of aimlessly roamed around the home and our

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Speaker 1: own wife. That's all right, that seems highly all right,

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Speaker 1: let's do it, all right. No, let they are running off,

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Speaker 1: come on in the downstairs, and now it's just the

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Speaker 1: three of us again. It's Clive. No one's having asked

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Speaker 1: me where I'm from, and we will not tonight, fair enough. Therefore,

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Speaker 1: that's by the way, oh mother, terribly sorry, so short,

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Speaker 1: and I duck behind this suit of armor. So we

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Speaker 1: we We are in England right now. Yes, they've moved

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Speaker 1: here to Yes, I believe it was established that they

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Speaker 1: moved next door. And there's no reason for us to

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Speaker 1: leave castle that we've lived in for this family. I

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Speaker 1: believe I wasn't leaving. No, we're staying here. Of course.

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Speaker 1: These dummies just wanted to run around the castle by themselves.

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Speaker 1: So that's what it seems like. It's time to get

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Speaker 1: the crossbow and track them down. Ding dong ding do.

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Speaker 1: Here's in this room? Oh wow, Oh, there's a little

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Speaker 1: recording of them. Strange. Why would they have a recording

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Speaker 1: of their voices inside the room? Makes it seem as

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Speaker 1: though if I were to pass by hearing them inside.

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Speaker 1: Step to the center of the room. All right, what

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Speaker 1: hell's up with this black box? All right? Welcome? You're welcome.

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Speaker 1: Your name please? My name is uh well, it's hard

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Speaker 1: to pronounce and I haven't said it a loud and

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Speaker 1: a long time. Let's say it together, shall we? Jonathan,

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Speaker 1: then please distrobe Johnathan? All right, she want not step inside?

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Speaker 1: All right? Oh, it's getting wet. Why is the water

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Speaker 1: level rising in this room? You have an exceptionally large

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Speaker 1: ass cray, Thank you so much. It was a gift

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Speaker 1: of these pencils. Oh they are They're from my family.

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Speaker 1: We used to have a pencil farm. By hello, just

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Speaker 1: a second, I'm doing calculations on the possibility of a

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Speaker 1: pencil farm. I should get dress. I got any dinner? Wow,

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Speaker 1: we'll looking down here. What y'all cooking? Huh? Jumping? Assisted?

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Speaker 1: That is that pizza? Because I love myself some pizza.

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Speaker 1: That's that's a duck. We're gonna put it in the goose.

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Speaker 1: We're making a goose, and that way you don't have

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Speaker 1: to pick two, you just get one. Yeah, I'm so

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Speaker 1: excited about this. Okay, we'll keep it in the trousers. Thought,

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, all of us kitching stuff at midnight, we're

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Speaker 1: all going to go on strike against the right Jill,

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Speaker 1: she's an outsider. That's great. Benefits are so yeah, we

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Speaker 1: demand benefits. And we're real tired and across by games.

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Speaker 1: I don't know who's going on with you're but it's

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Speaker 1: not gonna work. This strike is not gonna work. Was

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Speaker 1: gonna work. I tell you, they're going to crush this.

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Speaker 1: It's stupid. We should just not since we get the crossbows.

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Speaker 1: Come on, it only works with stick together. A strike

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Speaker 1: is one person that doesn't strike, that's not a strike.

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Speaker 1: That's just not shown up for work. It's just not

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Speaker 1: gonna work. You shouldn't do it. I knew that it

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Speaker 1: would be more exciting down here than it wasn't the

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Speaker 1: daning room. I had a feeling, don't trust a word

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Speaker 1: that those fancy aristocrats say. Look, you don't understand. You

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Speaker 1: gotta get out of here, Get out of here before

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Speaker 1: the crossbow game starts. This is why you can't. Family

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Speaker 1: is back with you to America right I live next door.

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Speaker 1: Now this is an ancient family or they're lineas go

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Speaker 1: back to Germany. They own so many apps, they own

893
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Speaker 1: so much of the world's blood. You gotta go right now.

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Speaker 1: I really scared you'd be scared of us, be scared

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Speaker 1: of him. Look under this trap, dog, Look at all

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Speaker 1: this Oh that blood is coming, alove, that blood is

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Speaker 1: miking it. Look Oh good one dogging You got Himney, Yes, yes, well,

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Speaker 1: I'm very proud of you, sweetheart. Thank you. Well, it

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Speaker 1: looks like it looks like another dinner party has ended.

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Speaker 1: Thankfully the scene what happened? Boy? He's not good? Happened? Oh?

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Speaker 1: That's our show for today. I want to thank all

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Speaker 1: of our alchemus uh. Let's go around the table show.

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Speaker 1: He's starting with Matt Schlissel. Hey, Matt, what year was

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Speaker 1: it when you realize you had, in fact, perfected an

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Speaker 1: English accent? It was today. I think we can all attend. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much for joining us, buddy boy. Find

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Speaker 1: you on the social media's or live shows the place

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Speaker 1: to go to look for calendars and things. I think

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Speaker 1: if they figure out how to spell schlistle right, they'll

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Speaker 1: find all the stuff all the way home. Yeah, they'll

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Speaker 1: find it. I hope you had fun and thanks man,

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Speaker 1: thanks for having me. It's Carla Kaikowski. Yes, sir, tell

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Speaker 1: us of the goings on the two years. Have been traveling,

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Speaker 1: been doing some show. Yeah, we did some improv festivals.

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Speaker 1: We have South Carolina coming up in November. Yep. Um.

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Speaker 1: Besides that, I'm still on Twitter, you know, still there

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Speaker 1: really at Karla Kakowski and Dude Gagliardi. Uh, Blood and

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Speaker 1: Treasures on Amazon Prime. Now we're playing in the improvising

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Speaker 1: a Dynasty typewriter, the Lovely Dynasty Typewriter at the end

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Speaker 1: of the last Wednesday of every month. And uh, you're

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Speaker 1: off to Montreal momentary. Then I'm off to Montreal in

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Speaker 1: a couple of months. Yeah, extraordinary fund Craig Kakowski at

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Speaker 1: Kaikowski on Twitter and see Kaikowski on instag Graham Sometimes

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Speaker 1: people tell me they can't find me on Instagram. Quick

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Speaker 1: shout out love to the family and Phoenix. Yes, especially Kurt.

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Speaker 1: We have to talk about that. Yeah, we'll talk about

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Speaker 1: Joseph ker at Jeffy Greeber. That's right on Instagram and

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Speaker 1: every second and fourth Wednesday nine o'clock bear supplay at

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Speaker 1: the west side of coming to the either. And a

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Speaker 1: happy birthday to our very own Chris Alvarado Man he

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