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Speaker 1: The c d C is facing an outbreak of low
Speaker 1: self esteem. Don't say slow own gives Republicans a makeover,
Speaker 1: and guess who's going to prison Donald Trump's former CFO.
Speaker 1: So let's do this, people, let's stup straight into today's headlines.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, people, I'm gonna be honest with
Speaker 1: all the news that happened today. I don't think we
Speaker 1: have enough space for in today's show. And I've tried everything.
Speaker 1: I've tried everything, even stuffed the whole show in spanks,
Speaker 1: but it just bulged out over the sides. So it
Speaker 1: just looks like, we don't have enough time for it
Speaker 1: all Fortunately, not enough time. It's just enough time for
Speaker 1: a segment week hall Ain't nobody got time for that?
Speaker 1: All right? Let's kick things off with the Census for
Speaker 1: Disease Control, the government agency that spent the first two
Speaker 1: years of the pandemic saying we're all gonna get COVID
Speaker 1: and the last six months like, ah, we're all gonna
Speaker 1: get COVID. Chill. And if you're one of those people
Speaker 1: who thinks the CDC has handled the pandemic badly, well,
Speaker 1: it turns out the CDC agrees with you. This morning,
Speaker 1: the CDC director promising a major overhaul after a scathing
Speaker 1: internally initiated review found the agency repeatedly botched its response
Speaker 1: to the pandemic. In a statement, Dr Rochelle Wilenski putting
Speaker 1: it bluntly, our performance did not reliably meet expectations. Well
Speaker 1: Lensky herself calling for that review. It found the CDC's
Speaker 1: recommendations throughout the crisis, from masking to vaccines confusing and overwhelming. Oh,
Speaker 1: I guess the CDC finally checked that Twitter mansions. But
Speaker 1: she's right, the CDC really dropped the ball. People depended
Speaker 1: on them for clear advice, and when they didn't get it,
Speaker 1: they started looking elsewhere for answers. I mean, say what
Speaker 1: you want about Goop, the advice was consistent. I mean, yes,
Speaker 1: the advice was to buy a four thousand dollar crystal
Speaker 1: butt plug, but it was consistent. Meanwhile, the CDC was
Speaker 1: all over the place. They said, don't wear masks, but
Speaker 1: they said no, do wear masks, but don't because we
Speaker 1: need them. Okay, now you can wear ask any mask,
Speaker 1: even cloth. White cloth is the worst. What are you doing? Now?
Speaker 1: You've got COVID standside for five days, no ten days,
Speaker 1: no two days. The point is trust the science. Now,
Speaker 1: if we had more time, we could talk about whether
Speaker 1: or not the CDC learned the right lessons from COVID
Speaker 1: to prevent the next outbreak. Well, not the next outbreak,
Speaker 1: because the next outbreak is monkey poks and they're already
Speaker 1: missing that up but the one after that. But we
Speaker 1: just don't have the time for that, because while the
Speaker 1: CDC is struggling with multiple outbreaks, the Trump Organization is
Speaker 1: overrun with an outbreak of crime. Now to Breaking News,
Speaker 1: Alan Weiselberg to the Trump organization chief financial officer, pleaded
Speaker 1: guilty today to a wide ranging tax scheme. As part
Speaker 1: of the deal, he'll need to testify against the Trump
Speaker 1: organization in the coming months. The company is accused of
Speaker 1: helping Weiselberg and other exacts avoid income taxes by failing
Speaker 1: to accurately report their full compensation. Yeah, that's right, Trump's
Speaker 1: number two guy for the last forty years has pled
Speaker 1: guilty to tax fraud. And can we just take a
Speaker 1: moment to appreciate how many people associated with Donald Trump
Speaker 1: have ended up in prison. His lawyer, his campaign manager,
Speaker 1: his deputy campaign chairman, now the chief financial officers of
Speaker 1: his organization. Usually you've got to run a drug carts
Speaker 1: al to have this many friends doing hard time, because
Speaker 1: at this point is basically Al Chapel and Donald Trump.
Speaker 1: That's it. You don't they actually needs to do. Then
Speaker 1: you send all these Trump felons to school assemblies to
Speaker 1: scare kids away from Trump, to be like, you think
Speaker 1: hanging out with the president is cool. That's what I thought.
Speaker 1: Now I'm drinking whine out of a toilet. That's my
Speaker 1: stand of the union. Kid. Now, Now I know what
Speaker 1: you're thinking right now, you're wondering to yourself. Surely if
Speaker 1: Trump's second in command was committing financial crimes with Trump's company,
Speaker 1: then Trump must also be involved in these crimes. Well,
Speaker 1: actually no, because apparently the story is that he had
Speaker 1: no idea what was happening in his organization at all
Speaker 1: levels for decades. He had no clue, and that, my friends,
Speaker 1: is the kind of leadership that makes him fit to
Speaker 1: be the next president of the United States. Truly powerful,
Speaker 1: no cue at all. If we had more time, we
Speaker 1: could talk about how Trump pretends to be the candidates
Speaker 1: of law and order. Meanwhile his friends can fill up
Speaker 1: an entire prison wing. But we just don't have the
Speaker 1: time for that. Because while Trump world is at war
Speaker 1: with the law, some of the music's biggest legends are
Speaker 1: at war over Christmas. Mariah Carey does not want a
Speaker 1: lot for Christmas. There's just one thing, she says. She
Speaker 1: needs a trademark for the title Queen of Christmas. Now.
Speaker 1: Carry is seeking to solidify her brand with a legal
Speaker 1: filing that would give her exclusive rights to use the
Speaker 1: title on everything from clothes to alcohol, dog products, and more,
Speaker 1: but not everyone agrees she deserves it. Singer Darlene Love
Speaker 1: fighting back. This song stress, known for her head Christmas Baby,
Speaker 1: Please Come Home, which he performed annually on The David
Speaker 1: Letterman Show as a holiday tradition, telling ABC News in
Speaker 1: a statement, I adore Mariah Carey as an artist and songwriter.
Speaker 1: The Queen of Christmas should not be exclusive to anyone
Speaker 1: except for Mary, Mother of Jesus. Yeah, that's right. The
Speaker 1: real Queen of Christmas is Mary, Mother of Jesus. She
Speaker 1: should get the trademarks to sell alcohol and dog toys.
Speaker 1: It's about time. That's about time Mary got some of
Speaker 1: the financial benefit. The only thing she got out of
Speaker 1: this whole thing were gifts from those three wise men,
Speaker 1: and one of those gifts was was mur What the
Speaker 1: hell is that all about? Well, I just gave birth
Speaker 1: in a barn. But yeah, thanks for the murr. Real helpful. Yeah.
Speaker 1: When I was in labor with the Son of God,
Speaker 1: the whole time I was thinking, Oh I could really
Speaker 1: use some murr. Right about now, an idiot, get out
Speaker 1: of here, old guy. You can stay stay with the gold.
Speaker 1: And by the way, by the way, I thought, Mariah
Speaker 1: told us that all she wants for Christmas is me,
Speaker 1: But now she also wants trademarks, which isn't Mariah. Next
Speaker 1: you're gonna tell me that I won't always be your baby.
Speaker 1: Do the dude down. Now we had more time, we
Speaker 1: could talk about whether anyone should have the right to
Speaker 1: trademark anything about Christmas, or we could talk about how
Speaker 1: the commercialization of Christmas has taken us away from the
Speaker 1: true meaning of the holiday, which is giving a jolly
Speaker 1: old man diabetes. But we just don't have the time
Speaker 1: for that, because over in Russia, Vladimir Putin, the exact
Speaker 1: opposite of Santa, is handing out gifts of his own.
Speaker 1: Russia's population has been rapidly declining thanks to little birth
Speaker 1: rates and an exodus of citizens since the invasion of Ukraine,
Speaker 1: and now Vladimir Putin is taking action. This week, he
Speaker 1: announced the revival of the Soviet era Mother Heroin Award.
Speaker 1: Any Russian woman who gives birth to ten children will
Speaker 1: be given a one time payment of one million rubles
Speaker 1: or sixteen thousand, five hundred dollars. Wow, sixteen thousand dollars
Speaker 1: and all you have to do is have four million
Speaker 1: dollars worth of kids. It's a still look at you,
Speaker 1: lad Wow, you hear that, Russian ladies, you get sixteen
Speaker 1: grand for ten years. Vladimir Putin making it drizzle. Uh,
Speaker 1: this makes no sense. Sixteen tho dollars for ten kids
Speaker 1: makes zero sense unless that money is for you to
Speaker 1: buy a plane ticket to escape to a life without
Speaker 1: all those damn children. And I know right now you're
Speaker 1: probably thinking, but Trevor, it's Russia. They can store the
Speaker 1: ten kids inside each other. That's not how kids work,
Speaker 1: you idiot. Can you imagine being the tenth kid. You're
Speaker 1: gonna spend your whole life wondering if your parents really
Speaker 1: wanted you, if they just wanted a smart fridge. Listen, putin,
Speaker 1: you don't need to go to these lengths. There's an
Speaker 1: easier way to repopulate your country, all right, Just give
Speaker 1: Nick Cannon. Citizenship problem solved, dollar Spoba. Now, if we
Speaker 1: have the time, we could talk about whether it's even
Speaker 1: a good idea to stuff more people into a planet
Speaker 1: that's already more crowded than the Porta party at Coachella.
Speaker 1: But we just don't have the time because while Russia's
Speaker 1: leader is trying to pump up his population, Finland's leader
Speaker 1: is getting in trouble for trying to pump up the jam.
Speaker 1: The Prime Minister of Finland's Sunama and has faith backlash
Speaker 1: after a leaked video showed her partying. She's faith criticism
Speaker 1: from opposition parties, with one leader demanding she take a
Speaker 1: drugs test. Miss Marin denied taking drugs and said she
Speaker 1: only drank alcohol. Okay, okay, I know that clip is
Speaker 1: extremely confusing for Americans, so let me try and explain.
Speaker 1: Some countries have leaders who don't have osteoporosis. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: and and they party, you see. And I know it
Speaker 1: may seem different or weird, but we should be respectful
Speaker 1: of their cultures. That's for the story itself. I don't
Speaker 1: think the leader of Finland did anything that any other
Speaker 1: leader in the world hasn't done. All right, Almost every
Speaker 1: other leader in the world drinks and parties. The only
Speaker 1: difference is they're not young enough to have friends who
Speaker 1: know how to use a phone. All right. Have you
Speaker 1: seen old people when they try and use a camera,
Speaker 1: They always look like they've discovered an ancient artifact and
Speaker 1: they're trying to decipher what the hieroglyphs mean. They're just like, ah, okay,
Speaker 1: what let's go. Oh wait wait, your friend you burr
Speaker 1: sent you a message? Yeah, because you realize this is
Speaker 1: just the beginning younger generations use technology, They're gonna get older,
Speaker 1: and one day they're gonna come into power. So it's
Speaker 1: only a matter of time before we're in a world where,
Speaker 1: like a world war starts because some some leader d
Speaker 1: m the dick pick. You know, I'm just gonna be like,
Speaker 1: what center flash pinis prepares that troops And if you
Speaker 1: ask me, if you ask me, Finland should be grateful.
Speaker 1: Finland should be grateful for the scandals that they have.
Speaker 1: Imagine them telling other countries about their problems. America, you
Speaker 1: won't believe it. Our prime minister was caught dancing. It's terrible.
Speaker 1: Americans like, yeah, I gotta go. We're about to raid
Speaker 1: the former president's hotel to get back out nuclear coads.
Speaker 1: But good luck with that, good luck with that. We
Speaker 1: gotta go. We gotta go now. If we had more time,
Speaker 1: we could talk more about how the criticism of Santa
Speaker 1: Marin really just seems to be how dare you spend
Speaker 1: your leisure time doing something young women enjoy rather than
Speaker 1: doing things older men enjoy, like hunting or smoking cigars
Speaker 1: and watching TV with one hand in your pants for
Speaker 1: some reason, you know, dignified things but ain't nobody got
Speaker 1: time for that because we have to go to a
Speaker 1: commercial break. And when we come back to say Sloan
Speaker 1: is gonna give Republicans a glow up. You don't want
Speaker 1: to messic, We'll come back to the day show. Look,
Speaker 1: I know you know this, but America has a lot
Speaker 1: of problems aging, infrastructure, economic inequality that smell in the
Speaker 1: attic that won't go away. But some Republicans think that
Speaker 1: there is a much bigger issue that demands immediate action.
Speaker 1: One of the nation's newest culture battles is really hitting
Speaker 1: up here in Michigan thanks to a proposal from some
Speaker 1: state Republicans. They are targeting drag shows in public schools,
Speaker 1: even though it's not clear if any school has ever
Speaker 1: hosted a drag show at this point. The anti drag
Speaker 1: show bill is being sponsored by Republicans, including Representative Beau
Speaker 1: LaFave Arizona Gup, Governatorial Candida carry leg attack drag queens
Speaker 1: as dangerous to children. We don't want our tax money
Speaker 1: going into drag shows at school. Florida Governor Rhnda Santis
Speaker 1: said he would consider sending child protective services to investigate
Speaker 1: parents who take their kids to drag shows. It is
Speaker 1: a disturbing trend in our society to try to sexualize
Speaker 1: these young people. That is not the way you look
Speaker 1: out for our children. Ah, here we go again, Here
Speaker 1: we go again. Probably happened once or twice somewhere they
Speaker 1: like now donationwide thing. It's actually so weird that Republicans
Speaker 1: are against drag queens because what the founding Father's old
Speaker 1: drag queens. I mean, they're wearing the wigs, you know,
Speaker 1: John Hancock, don't tell me that's not a drag queen name.
Speaker 1: And look and look. I agree that this is the
Speaker 1: biggest danger facing school. Someone could conceal carry a penis
Speaker 1: into the classroom or the humanity well, and and Republicans,
Speaker 1: if you dislike people who wear over the top whigs,
Speaker 1: a ton of foundation and are totally obsessed with sex,
Speaker 1: I've got bad news about your favorite presidents. You know. Now, Obviously,
Speaker 1: obviously people have very strong opinions over banning drag shows,
Speaker 1: and that includes our very own dul Say Sloan. Hello, friends,
Speaker 1: If you know me, you know that I love me
Speaker 1: some drag. It's like sports, but for people who don't
Speaker 1: want to deal with any balls, if you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. But recently, conservatives have been acting like draging
Speaker 1: some brand new thing that liberals dreamed up to tire
Speaker 1: your kids in a glitter damon. Now, maybe these conservatives
Speaker 1: wouldn't be so scared of drag if they could just
Speaker 1: get to know how it could help them. So to
Speaker 1: get up close on personal with the art form, I
Speaker 1: wanted to bring in a true expert, my friend in
Speaker 1: group hoods D great superstar, the hilarious Carrie Colby. Hello,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to be funny today. I trust you.
Speaker 1: This got this, Harriet and I are going to take
Speaker 1: a closer look at some of these Republicans who got
Speaker 1: beef with drag and help them get in touch with
Speaker 1: their in a drag queen. Okay, first up we got
Speaker 1: Rhonda Santis, Florida Governor and what would happen? And grown
Speaker 1: up Pinocchio joined Q and on, this man looks like
Speaker 1: he's doing Tucker Carlson costplay absolutely because also, can we
Speaker 1: talk about this haircut? Sir? You are a forty three
Speaker 1: year old man. Why are you getting your hair done
Speaker 1: at kid's cuts? So obviously when you cover up that
Speaker 1: quaff with a bold wing, baby, he needs a blunt cut.
Speaker 1: Blunt cut to cover your face, chop at hunt. Look
Speaker 1: at this man's face. He's got Jim Crow's feet. It's true,
Speaker 1: the crows feet are crowing. Honey. It's just like no,
Speaker 1: I don't need it now. Rhonda Santist threw his hat
Speaker 1: in the drag hating game when he said he wanted
Speaker 1: to revoke the liotal licenses a restaurant that allowed kids
Speaker 1: into drag brunch. I'm surprised he has so much to
Speaker 1: say for a man with no lips at all. Look
Speaker 1: at this man, he runs his not so much of
Speaker 1: his lips have left the sea, truly. So what I
Speaker 1: would want is to fill in that mouth with a
Speaker 1: full red gloss. And we gotta do something about those
Speaker 1: eyebrows right now. It's giving pro magnan. We need to
Speaker 1: do something with that brows so we can give a
Speaker 1: little more personality. Now let's move on to Michigan legislator
Speaker 1: bou La f I cannot believe someone with a natural
Speaker 1: drag queen name hates drag queens so much. Bou La
Speaker 1: Fall sounds like a sexy onmar that lives in a
Speaker 1: bug castle. Now Bow here wants to allow parents to
Speaker 1: sue schools that expose kids to drag queens. Well, first
Speaker 1: things first, let's get rid of that beard. Honey. Oh
Speaker 1: oh no, that's I supposed to be drag queens. That's
Speaker 1: not supposed to be. And a box of bis Quick
Speaker 1: has come to life. I will not dare you. Apparently
Speaker 1: you are what you eat, world you are. And last
Speaker 1: we have Carrie Lake. What a waste of my name?
Speaker 1: Number one? But she is a Republican candidate for governor
Speaker 1: and she's also the villain from every Cheerleader movie. Oh absolutely.
Speaker 1: Carrie was quoted saying they kick God out of schools
Speaker 1: and welcome drag queens. But what's interesting about that is
Speaker 1: that she used to be a fit. Oh she even
Speaker 1: had a drag queen before. I'm at her birthday. Oh
Speaker 1: it really makes you wonder what happened that day. I know,
Speaker 1: if it was my birthday and someone came in and
Speaker 1: was being so fabulous, too fabulous, even I'd be a
Speaker 1: little upset too. Oh absolutely, But now that she's sworn
Speaker 1: off drag, she's gonna be a middle aged woman having
Speaker 1: her birthday at Golden Correct. That does not sound appetize it.
Speaker 1: I'd be s to go, honey, but we're gonna do
Speaker 1: her a favor and give her a makeover for free.
Speaker 1: Now getting her from resting Kelly and Conway face to
Speaker 1: fifty and fabulous. We're gonna have to add some extensions
Speaker 1: because right now she's just dripping off nineties halle Berry.
Speaker 1: We'll leave the past behind. That was four Catwoman's ago. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're up to Zoe kravitznack. So there's your new looks
Speaker 1: because clearly you aren't going to beat us, so you
Speaker 1: might as well join us. Baby, Thanks for that, says Kerry.
Speaker 1: All Right, say tuned, because when we come back, Miss Universe,
Speaker 1: we'll be joining on the show. Welcome back to the
Speaker 1: Day Show. My Death to Life is the current Miss
Speaker 1: Universe who brought the crown back to India for the
Speaker 1: first time in twenty one years. Please welcome Miss Universe herself.
Speaker 1: Hannah's sandum. Thank you, thank you so much, Miss Universe.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the Daily Show, Thank you, thank you. I'm
Speaker 1: so excited for today and I'm excited to chat with
Speaker 1: you because hey, you don't get to chat to Miss
Speaker 1: universe is every single day. But also you you've got, honestly,
Speaker 1: in my opinion, one of the most impressive platforms that
Speaker 1: you run, because every Miss Universe will say this is
Speaker 1: what I'd like to do. You know, it might be education,
Speaker 1: it might be you know, getting women into business, whatever
Speaker 1: it may be, but you really have a fantastic platform.
Speaker 1: And that you said, I want to talk about an
Speaker 1: issue that affects women all over the planet and that
Speaker 1: issue is mental equity. Um, and it's very imparticle. Yeah. Um.
Speaker 1: I never realized being part of self mental equity until
Speaker 1: my mom, being a gang pologies taught me how important
Speaker 1: to talk about women's health and to take care of yourself.
Speaker 1: And um, I always looked up to her and she
Speaker 1: was someone who was breaking that and empowering women in
Speaker 1: her life. So when I grew up and I felt like,
Speaker 1: this is what I want to do for me, Miss
Speaker 1: Universe was never about looking beautiful and wearing you know,
Speaker 1: glits and glam. It's not about that. For me. It
Speaker 1: was a platform where you can talk about things that
Speaker 1: you want to do. And whenever I used to look
Speaker 1: for Miss Universe is the on online and their videos
Speaker 1: and everything, they always left something impactful and I wanted
Speaker 1: to do too. I also wanted to leave and create
Speaker 1: a legacy and empower women around the world and tell
Speaker 1: them that if I can do it, then you can
Speaker 1: do it too. If you've done it, you're also destigmatizing
Speaker 1: the conversation. You know, so many people from around the
Speaker 1: world live in a world where they cannot talk about
Speaker 1: something that's a normal part of a woman's life. Every
Speaker 1: single day, they'll they'll get isolated, they'll get told that
Speaker 1: they're dirty, the you know whatever it is, they're sinful.
Speaker 1: And you've really been playing a role not just in
Speaker 1: India but around the world and saying we need to
Speaker 1: get rid of that igma. What have you found works
Speaker 1: well when you talk to people about it until now,
Speaker 1: I've been to Philippines, Indonesia, Vietnam and of course recently
Speaker 1: South Africa. I saw there's one thing in common is
Speaker 1: that um women's health is always neglected and there's different
Speaker 1: situations in different countries, sometimes when women are not even
Speaker 1: allowed to talk about their mental health or even let
Speaker 1: them buy pads. And I think this is what I
Speaker 1: want to tell them, that you don't ask for a
Speaker 1: path nobody else is going to do for you, and
Speaker 1: this bad machine is not only going to give livelihood
Speaker 1: to women in that area. In the rural area, but
Speaker 1: also will give paths to others. And I think that's
Speaker 1: where we want to see women supporting each other. And
Speaker 1: with that, when women empowerment, for women's health, for mental equity,
Speaker 1: we are breaking to tables together and we definitely lead
Speaker 1: men also to support us in this big How prop
Speaker 1: to you are? I love how you know, how proactive
Speaker 1: you are. It's it's been amazing to see your journey,
Speaker 1: because your journey has, you know, highlights it's so many issues,
Speaker 1: not just in and around what women may face in
Speaker 1: in in their health, but also just in society. You know,
Speaker 1: you've been very candid in talking about how you were
Speaker 1: bullied when you gained a little bit of weight after
Speaker 1: the Miss Universe competition, and and people were really vicious,
Speaker 1: and they were hateful, and and they brought you to tears,
Speaker 1: you know, but you bounced back, and you've become really
Speaker 1: a spokesperson for for for positivity in general. People would
Speaker 1: be shocked to hear that a Missuniverse has been bullied
Speaker 1: for how she looks. But but you've really highlighted that
Speaker 1: and I feel like you've come out of that stronger. Yes, Actually,
Speaker 1: for me, Um, it's not about how you look. It's
Speaker 1: about what you say and how you say it, and
Speaker 1: how you treat people. Because in the end of the day,
Speaker 1: when you die, people will not remember you for what
Speaker 1: you wore. They will remember you about how they treated you.
Speaker 1: So that's very important to have a kind heart and
Speaker 1: to remind people that kindness is the utmost important important
Speaker 1: thing in this whole world. I was really uh disheartened
Speaker 1: when I saw people bashing me for my weight came,
Speaker 1: but I didn't let them describe me. There's young girls
Speaker 1: like six seven years of old girls and even boys
Speaker 1: looking up to me, and if they see me being timid,
Speaker 1: they see me being not strong enough. I don't think
Speaker 1: so that would be the right way to be that
Speaker 1: impactful person or inspire them. I want to tell them
Speaker 1: that the inspiration starts within you. If you inspire yourself,
Speaker 1: that's how you can inspire a lot of your own cheerleader,
Speaker 1: your own cheerier. You also in movies in India, right, yes,
Speaker 1: I have done two recent movies. I'm a theater artist
Speaker 1: in the last five years and that's how my life started. Actually,
Speaker 1: I realized my passion of being on stage and expressing
Speaker 1: myself through theatre and being an actor. That was what
Speaker 1: I always wanted to do. So I need I need
Speaker 1: advice because I've always wanted My dream has always been
Speaker 1: to be in a Bollywood movie. You want them? Do
Speaker 1: you want my debut with you? Do you do you
Speaker 1: want my debut to be with you? I wouldn't even
Speaker 1: let me think about it, but I consider you. What
Speaker 1: do you mean? Yeah? If I have like and she's
Speaker 1: like the like moves and everything, I can teach you
Speaker 1: some moves actually that you can teach me moves. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that would be a great practice for you when whenever
Speaker 1: you give auditions for Bollywood you need to know some
Speaker 1: Bollywood moves. Come on, I'll learn the moves you teach
Speaker 1: me right now. Yeah, let's do it. Said, Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: let's go. Let's we'll just right over there. Thank you. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm going to teach you four simple steps. Four simple steps.
Speaker 1: Nobody would move is simple. But it's all about face.
Speaker 1: It's about what it's all about, face, hands hips, hands hips. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's going to be easy. Happen. So it's like one two,
Speaker 1: one two, three four, what's happening there? Like this one
Speaker 1: was here? Okay, so this was coming up here yeah,
Speaker 1: and then oh I see okay, that's dipping there all right?
Speaker 1: To one, two, three, four four little bit like Como
Speaker 1: by way. She's like, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, fast now, Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna well jeez, okay, I got ready fall Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm ready, I'm ready, I'll try. I'm I'm ready. You're ready, yes, okay, one, two,
Speaker 1: three go today, I'm I'm gonna practice. I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 1: gonna practice. Let's take a quick great soccer practice. My mood?
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